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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Please welcome aboard the Johnson family.
Amy Brown
The whole fam's here for the Disney Cruise.
Bobby Bones
So you know we came to play and listen.
Amy Brown
The adults are gonna have a ball.
Eddie
First we're chilling in the infinity pool, onto massages at Sense's spa, then gliding.
Amy Brown
Into Star Wars Hyperspace lounge for a toast. We're even gonna kick back with Mickey.
Eddie
On Disney's private island.
Amy Brown
That's how we get down cause Disney.
Bobby Bones
Cruise Line is came to play.
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series. Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Bobby Bones
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Amy Brown
45 years ago, a Virginia soul band called the Edge of Daybreak recorded their debut album Behind Bars. Record collectors consider it a masterpiece. The band's surviving members are long out of prison, but they say they have some unfinished business.
Raymundo
The Edge of Daybreak Eyes of Love was supposed to have been followed up by another album.
Amy Brown
Listen to Soul incarcerated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
We asked parents who adopted teens to share their journey.
Eddie
We just kind of knew from the beginning that we were family.
Bobby Bones
They showcased a sense of love that I never had before. I mean, he's not only my parent, like, he's like my best friend.
Raymundo
At the end of the day, it's.
Eddie
All been worth it. I wouldn't change thing about our lives.
Bobby Bones
Learn about Adopting a teen from foster care. Visit adoptuskids.org to learn more. Brought to you by Adopt Us Kids, the U.S. department of Health and Human Services, and the Ad Council. Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show Morning Studio. Morning, Bones. I'm blown away by this guy who held his breath for 24 minutes. Because I think holding your breath for a minute, not even that easy. I'm sure he trained for this too. It's not like he was just like, you know what, I'm bored. 24 minutes later, he's like, oh, all good. 24 minutes. The current world record for static apnea, which is holding one's breath underwater, is 24 minutes and 3.45 seconds. And it was accomplished in 2021. Because any of those records that are like 16, 19, I don't believe those are true. But this dude, this is an athlete. This is a world class athlete. Say whatever you want, maybe doesn't run fast. Hold your breath 24 minutes. How are you even coming out? And your brain works? But he is a professional breath hold diver. He's a free diver. So he's someone who goes underwater. And that's how he started because he was just free diving, going deep and then coming up and having to train himself to hold his breath longer so he could free dive. And so here's a clip from the Guinness World Record YouTube channel.
Lunchbox
Buddha Mishobak attempted an incredible feat, the longest breath hold. He only began free diving at 48 and had to work really hard to build up his endurance. He trained six days a week and hyperventilated with pure oxygen before the attempts. When underwater, Budimir focuses on his heartbeat. His time, 24 minutes and 37 seconds.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Eddie
I don't understand it.
Raymundo
Yeah, it makes no sense.
Bobby Bones
If I drink a whole glass of water, I gotta pee within 24 minutes and 30 something seconds, right? So, okay, if anybody can do three minutes or more, I'll give you a hundred bucks and you can try it here on the show. You can say no if you don't want it.
Lunchbox
What happens if we try and we fail?
Bobby Bones
You get punched in the face.
Eddie
Oh, my goodness.
Bobby Bones
I know, it's a bad one. No, I'm just kidding. You can just try and fail. I'm just curious what everybody can do.
Eddie
But why don't we all just try it?
Bobby Bones
But I want you to try hard, because If I put 100 bucks on the line, you'll actually try because watch. I, I'm going to try with nothing on the line. Okay, Ray, time me. Ready and go.
Eddie
That was it.
Bobby Bones
That was it. Nothing on the line.
Raymundo
Wow.
Bobby Bones
See how easy it is when nothing matters?
Lunchbox
Okay, well, you could all. You just have to make it a competition between us.
Eddie
Three minutes. Oh, man.
Lunchbox
Like, who can hold their button?
Raymundo
We can do it for three minutes.
Bobby Bones
I don't want no. Cuz then I have to pay somebody.
Eddie
You don't want to do that.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Three minutes. I mean, that's a little bit much, but three minutes is a long time.
Bobby Bones
That's the point. You know, another one I was going to do, I was going to give somebody. And I still might because I have like my own, like, goofy little YouTube channel now. I was going to give somebody $1,000 if they just counted to 100,000 straight.
Lunchbox
Huh.
Bobby Bones
I would do that on the. And you couldn't mess up. And if anybody caught you messing up or stopping, they got $100, like, bounty.
Lunchbox
What's the. What do you have to count to again?
Bobby Bones
100,000.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I can't do that.
Eddie
You get distracted.
Raymundo
That'll take you a long time.
Lunchbox
I'd be like, I looked it up.
Bobby Bones
It didn't take you 24 hours. Is. Is doing it for $1,000 worth 24 hours? I mean, yeah, the answer is yes. Break it down. But that's how we're doing here.
Eddie
Okay, that's for another time.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, dude, I have all these ideas. I have all these ideas. I. I just love games. Our whole show is games, right? It's always been games. And so. Okay, so we. Oh, now?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh, we're not doing it now.
Bobby Bones
We. I'll let Amy go first now. But some. Morgan, Holy crap. I need you to go and be the judge because some people could do this with their nose. Like, listen.
Eddie
Good point.
Lunchbox
Well, I thought we did. I don't. I think we don't do trust the same time.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Why?
Bobby Bones
You don't think those two knuckleheads will cheat?
Lunchbox
No, you can get. You can assign a per. A. A spy to each person.
Dylan Mulvaney
A spy?
Bobby Bones
What are we in Russia?
Raymundo
Yeah. What do you.
Lunchbox
Or a breath checker.
Eddie
How do you check the breath?
Bobby Bones
You don't. Well, you have one person. The nose has to be held and the other person monitors the mouth.
Lunchbox
We have to hold our nose, man.
Raymundo
Well, how is he going to hold your breath?
Bobby Bones
You're the one wanting to cheat. Now we found out it's Amy who was trying to cheat.
Raymundo
Like, wait, I got to hold my nose?
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, I just thought. Okay, be honest.
Bobby Bones
You think this Room is going to be honest when it comes to winning $100.
Lunchbox
Like, you can tell if someone inhales.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Look at their chest.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No, cuz watch.
Eddie
You're breathing.
Bobby Bones
You can't even. Yeah, but you can't tell.
Eddie
I saw your chest move.
Bobby Bones
No, you didn't. It wasn't moving. Okay, we can try this. Does it. I think I could do two minutes. Three for 100 bucks. I don't know, dude, let's. Okay, Amy can go first, but, Morgan, you're gonna have to be her judge, because I don't want any other dudes putting their hands near her face. So, I mean, you have to hold your nose. And Morgan, I just want you to put your hand on her, like, near her mouth.
Lunchbox
This is so uncomfortable. My mouth is gonna be closed. I'm not breathing.
Eddie
Do the other hand.
Bobby Bones
Hey, yellow card. Oh, okay. Gosh, we're not even playing a game. Yellow card.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
And wait, hold on. How much do I inhale before. Hold on.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Gonzo.
Lunchbox
Okay, hold on. Let me get ready.
Bobby Bones
Okay, when you. When you. When you say go, I'm going.
Lunchbox
Okay?
Bobby Bones
Okay, don't say go because you go is going to be energy. Whenever you blink real big. I'll do it.
Eddie
Go.
Bobby Bones
Boom. Time's up. All right, we're at one second. Okay, Amy's now holding her breath. And Morgan, watch her mouth. I don't think she's the one that would cheat, though. And I think she's got it. I also don't want to make her laugh. But you.
Eddie
No jokes, you two.
Bobby Bones
What? Would both cheat.
Eddie
No, we wouldn't.
Raymundo
No, I wouldn't do that.
Eddie
We're very honest people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
When's the last time you lied, Eddie?
Eddie
I can't remember.
Bobby Bones
That's a lie. Amy's at 24 seconds right now.
Eddie
Oh, is she passing out?
Bobby Bones
Check on her if she starts to help me. I gotta try not to make her laugh.
Lunchbox
She has her eyes closed letting any breath out.
Bobby Bones
Morgan is judging here. She's focusing.
Lunchbox
I mean, it's silent over here right now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What if she dead?
Eddie
She could be dead right now.
Bobby Bones
Cause 41 seconds.
Eddie
No, she's not.
Bobby Bones
41 seconds. What we should have her do is pull whoever else pull their ears out so they don't hear us making jokes. Cause with our audience, we need to keep being entertaining. But if she doesn't have ears in, she couldn't hear me being hilarious, and that's hard for me not to be hilarious.
Eddie
Guys.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you guys realize that. Yeah, we are now at one minute.
Raymundo
I gotta say, her yoga is really paying off here. She's very still.
Eddie
I think she's turning red.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
105.
Eddie
Were you about to pass out?
Bobby Bones
No, but, like, you went full flying tomato. Sean, this. Get the snowboarder.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I started just get that weird feeling of, like, I know I'm not gonna make it to three minutes at this point, and I don't want to, like, injure myself in any way, so.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so Amy's down. Minute five.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I could beat a minute five.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, right?
Eddie
Are you playing?
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Sure you could.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna pay myself.
Lunchbox
Your lung capacity is probably larger than mine.
Eddie
Treat yourself.
Bobby Bones
I already am treated. Okay, we'll do some more. Coming up a little bit. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been at my job for over a year now. It has just occurred to me that one of my upper management bosses might not even know my name. I've met him more than a few times in meetings and work events, and I recently realized that he always calls me champ or buddy or pal. Maybe he's trying to be cash or cool. But it started to strike me as odd. I can't recall one instance when he used my actual name. I'm worried if he doesn't know my name, it will mean I have limited opportunities in the company. How do I find out or make sure he knows my name without making it awkward? Sign. Nameless employee. Okay, two things here. The first thing you're not going to like to hear so much. If he doesn't know your name, that means you're not doing enough that he knows about in order to get whatever promotion that you want. That doesn't mean you're not doing it, because sometimes you doing all kinds of stuff. But if you don't share, you're not letting people know what you're doing. They don't know.
Lunchbox
How do you let people know? Like, you just announce it.
Bobby Bones
There are many ways. A couple ways. One, you can have some. You can have a celebration friend that actually celebrates you in front of others. And you kind of work out a system where it's like, hey, I just crushed this. Can you be sure to share? This happened, and I was the one that did it. Like, that's a real thing. Okay.
Lunchbox
It's a celebration friend.
Bobby Bones
It's kind of a lame name. I'm watching off of the name still. But there is like.
Lunchbox
It's like a partner wingman.
Bobby Bones
It's. Yeah, it's like a partner that. That helps you not seem. I wouldn't even say it's an ego thing. But you have to share your successes because people just expect you to do what you're paid to do. And if you're doing more than that, they don't really notice. And if they do, it's only for a second because they got to cover their butt in their job. So you either need like a. What was my term?
Lunchbox
Celebration friend.
Bobby Bones
You either need like a celebration friend that celebrates you or whenever you send these reports to this boss, constantly you, hey, we had this. We overachieved here. We. This was the goal. This is what we did. I'm gonna give you the greatest boss hack of all time. Don't use it on me. I'm already.
Eddie
Well, yeah, yeah, I was writing it down.
Lunchbox
I know. No, we're taking notes.
Bobby Bones
A boss hack or a boss you would like in the future or someone that's extremely elevated. Email them. Everybody's human, even though you think they are. They get this crazy position. Email them and ask for advice, even if you don't need it. Everybody loves to act like they have influence and that they're. They're helping somebody and navigating them in a way and they're going to be invested in you. So ask for advice. That also creates a bit a relationship. There's an intimacy there when you're asking somebody for advice. So ask for advice. Even do this with this guy.
Lunchbox
So like, even if you don't need advice, like, how do you make up? Like what? Like should I wear the blue or the red?
Bobby Bones
Oh, you do this. You'd be like, we usually come in at 9am in the morning. You know, I've been showing up around 8:45 or so. I'm wondering, is that setting a standard within our group dynamic where they're going to be resentful or is it. They're just. There are many ways.
Lunchbox
Oh, and then you're also sort of nonchalantly dropping to get there.
Eddie
Yes, this is good stuff.
Bobby Bones
So there are many ways to do that. But the third way, I would say is wear a name tag.
Eddie
Oh, like, hello, my name is.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, just wear a name tag all the time. And it's not even about him at all. But he'll know your name. But if you don't celebrate your victories in your career, your job, nobody else is going to do it for you. You have to do it. And it's not bragging. People will not know it. It's not that they don't care. It's that they are so worried about keeping their own Jobs and having their successes celebrated by their bosses or not paying a bunch of attention to it. So don't look at it as being selfish. You need to let me know I like it.
Lunchbox
Okay, so you need like a. I know you're still workshopping the name, but like a. A hype call.
Bobby Bones
I know. I kind of like it. I'm gonna settle with it.
Lunchbox
Okay, so are we gonna all do that for each other?
Bobby Bones
Don't do it to me, because I know what everybody does all the time.
Lunchbox
Well, not you, but, like, Lunchbox, in Vegas, we have a boss that they.
Eddie
All don't know his name.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't talk to anybody. Hey, good luck. You can do this.
Lunchbox
Now we hype him up.
Bobby Bones
I don't trust hyping him up. Yeah. I don't trust what he's gonna do once he gets hyped.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You know what I mean? You only elevate people that you believe will make you look good, because if you elevate someone and they don't make you look good, then you look worse.
Lunchbox
Yeah. What will happen is we're gonna be backstage in the hall and be like, see that guy yelling over there wearing bracelets like all the celebrities? That's Lunchbox. He's amazing.
Bobby Bones
A nameless employee. You got this. You're doing nothing wrong. You just have to strategize a bit different. And there's nothing wrong with strategizing like that done in my whole career. But early in my days, it'd be like, I would hit up people when we were living in Austin doing the show, I'd hit up people in Dallas that were, like, high executives and be like, hey, I'm going to be in town this evening.
Lunchbox
But you weren't even really going to be in town.
Bobby Bones
And I'd fly in, just have dinner, and fly right back out afterwards. Southwest. Dang.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
They'd have no idea. And so. But it was just creating a relationship. And at dinner, I'm like, hey, I need. I really need help with this, like, a group dynamic thing. I really didn't. I bossed you guys around. Like, I didn't need that. But, you know, but that's really having.
Lunchbox
This situation with Amy.
Eddie
I need help with this.
Lunchbox
She's so complex.
Bobby Bones
She's so amazing. I don't know how to keep everybody else from being jealous. There you go. Nameless employee. Thank you for the email. Good luck with that. Close it up. All right, rich people things. Are these real rich people things or fake rich people things that I made up Write your answer down. A $75,000 toilet that talks. Now let me give you a description. The Toto Neorest NX2 is a high tech toilet that features automatic seat warming, self cleaning, mood lighting, even a voice assistant. It greets you when you walks in. It analyzes your health over time by your bathroom. The price 75 GRR. Or yeah, you can pay for the extras but I think what is ger grand? Yeah, I guess if you want different colors it can be more but 75 girl base. Base price MSRP 75 girl. Is that a fake thing or is that a real thing that rich people can buy? Let me know when you guys are in. I mean Amy, it's real. Lunchbox. Thank eddie.
Eddie
Very real.
Bobby Bones
That 75, 000 toto neorest NX2 toilet is real. I'm looking at it. It looks like a little space pod.
Eddie
I wonder what it says to you. Like good job.
Bobby Bones
Maybe don't eat the gouda. It tells you afterward like hey, peanuts not your thing. Asparagus again. Next up, a luxury escape pod. Some billionaires are reportedly investing in high tech escape pods complete with a year's worth of supplies, a built in cinema and a climate controlled sleeping area. Supposedly costs 12 million per pod. Is marketed as the Rolls Royce of doomsday prepping. Is this real the rich people can buy or is it something fake? I made up.
Raymundo
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Can I tell you, I love this game. I loved making it. I love playing.
Eddie
All right, I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in. Amy, it's real.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Fake.
Eddie
Eddie, I think it's fake.
Bobby Bones
It's fake.
Lunchbox
Oh dang. It could be real.
Bobby Bones
It's fake.
Eddie
Yes. Rich people know.
Bobby Bones
Excuse me. Me and lunchbox that 401k. How's it going for you guys?
Eddie
Steven started that slow growing.
Bobby Bones
Next up, a private concert with a hologram of yourself. A tech startup is supposedly offering billionaires the ability to perform a private concert with a fully interactive AI powered hologram of themselves. Meaning you can do a duet with yourself at any time. Estimated cost, $5 million.
Eddie
I'm in.
Raymundo
I'm in for the win.
Lunchbox
Amy, I hope this is fake.
Bobby Bones
Fake lunchbox.
Raymundo
If you would have said an artist, I'd have believed you. That's fake Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah, I think it's fake.
Bobby Bones
It's fake. Two left right now. In the lead. Eddie.
Eddie
The richest of all, brokest of all for sure, 100%.
Bobby Bones
Hey, can we check Eddie's death clock though when the segments over too? I'd like to.
Eddie
Oh Gosh, I'm already losing time, guys.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm just curious about that. Two left. A gold plated airplane oxygen mask for those who refuse to breathe the same emergency air as everybody else. A private jet company allegedly offers gold plated oxygen masks that are infused with essential oils and rare mountain air from the Swiss alps. Price tag, $50,000 per mask.
Eddie
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Raymundo
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy, fake lunchbox. Fake Eddie.
Eddie
Real fake.
Bobby Bones
We're all tied up now. We're down to one.
Raymundo
Eddie's losing his wealth.
Eddie
I know. Slowly in my life.
Bobby Bones
Slowly invest a lot in test lights. He's lost it. Yeah, it's been a bad run. Next up, a temperature controlled bed for your dog. Designed for pampered pets, this smart dog bed automatically adjusts to your pet's ideal temperature, play soothing classical music, and even dispenses treats when it senses the dog is stressed. $35,000 per dog bed. A temperature controlled bed for your dog. This a real thing that rich people can buy or a fake thing I made up?
Eddie
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Raymundo
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy fake lunchbox.
Raymundo
We're gonna have a winner. It's real, Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah. Rich people do dumb things. That's real.
Bobby Bones
That is fake. Amy, you are the winner. Oh, no, thank you. That is fake. So not only does Amy win the game. Just checking in on Eddie's death. He will die in 9,489 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes and 26 seconds.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. 25 now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, 24.
Eddie
Oh, crap.
Bobby Bones
Hit Amy's song, please. I think if I were really rich though, I'd really want the dog bed thing. That'd be cool.
Eddie
I feel like that's doable.
Bobby Bones
Have us $35,000.
Eddie
Oh, that's where we do that.
Lunchbox
And then you can't just dispense treats based on the bed. Like, what if the dog needs to lose weight?
Bobby Bones
Then you don't put treats in there. But two, I would say the escape pod too, would be a pretty cool one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I thought that was real.
Eddie
We're not there yet.
Bobby Bones
Maybe we are. Maybe we don't know about it yet. Amy is our winner. Congratulations. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Nearly five years after a life changing pool accident, Brooklyn Boyer recently got engaged to a rescuer, Alan Mann. In 2020, just a weekend of dating, she hit her head in the bottom of the pool. Left her paralyzed. Man who had just completed lifeguard training jumped in, pulled her out, and then stayed with her until paramedics arrived. Brooklyn, her spent three months recovering at the hospital in Denver, had to relearn essential skills like how to drive, how to get around her wheelchair. Alan, him the rescuer, and his parents remained by her side throughout her entire journey. Last month, on Valentine's Day, Alan proposed. I just want to make sure everybody knows they weren't together before this.
Raymundo
Wow.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That's crazy. This is like a movie.
Eddie
It is a movie.
Bobby Bones
It is. Which one?
Eddie
No, I mean, it's got to be a movie. Like, they should be working on that right now.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I like that. I was like, wow, it already is. Alan says he admires her resilience and feels lucky to witness her strength firsthand. The newly engaged couple are excited for the future they're going to build together. And here's a clip of Alan talking about his love for Brooklyn. To witness firsthand all that she's got to accomplish and do, even with the injury, has been, I mean, nothing less of amazing. And again, I'm very blessed that I get to have one of the front row seats to that experience. That's a crazy story. There needs to be a movie. There is a movie. Well, if not, there should be a movie.
Eddie
They're making it.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. For many of the American dream means starting your own business and working for yourself. If you're a small business owner, launching a company or dreaming of starting one, then you'll not only want to make sure you're using a platform like Intuit QuickBooks, but you'll also want to check out season three of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. In every episode, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres talk to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses. They've tackled hundreds of challenges that come along with, well, being your own boss. From tracking money in and out to cutting through the complexity with an all encompassing platform like QuickBooks, you don't want to miss these inspiring stories of small business journeys. Listen to Mind the Business small business success stories on the Iheart app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mike D
You know, when the world gets a little crazy and everything is moving too fast, don't you just wish you could get away from all of it for a while? Well, that's exactly what the all new 2025 Nissan Murano can do for you. And to be clear, you don't even have to go anywhere. The Murano is the getaway. It was designed from the ground up to be a refuge from the daily grind. I mean, it has a Bose premium sound system which can play your favorite, most relaxing music. And there's nothing like a world class audio system to just transport you to a better headspace. Then there's the Murano's massaging leather appointed seats. Yeah, massaging seats. Talk about melting away your stress. So could getting stuck in traffic become your happy place? I don't know. It sounds like it could in the all new Murano. You should probably check one out for yourself. You gotta drive the all new 2025 Nissan Murano today. Bows and massaging leather appointed seats are optional features.
Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
Bobby Bones
I like a man.
Dylan Mulvaney
You like a man. What do I like?
Bobby Bones
Joe, you like a man too.
Dylan Mulvaney
We often.
Bobby Bones
There's quite similar.
Dylan Mulvaney
There's some cross pollination happening in here.
Bobby Bones
Not like. No. Have we. No, no, not yet.
Dylan Mulvaney
Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
Bobby Bones
Three different scam alerts. Scam alert, scam alert. We just don't want you to get scammed. I'm gonna go first this one. I want to punch everybody in the face that has anything to do with this. So scammers are targeting pet owners by pretending to be from local animal shelters. If they see that you have something up on like a pole, your animals missing, they call you and go, hey, we have your dog. Oh, that's Cruel.
Raymundo
It's creative though.
Bobby Bones
He starts to find a reason it's good. So they go, hey, we have your dog. We had to like give it some shots and stuff. It's like 500 bucks. Just Venmo the account and then you can come get your dog for the work we had to do, like sheltering and food and people pay it and then they never get their animal because their animal was never found. A Seattle animal shelter confirmed they never requested payments over the phone. Urges people to contact them directly. If a pet goes missing and it talks about that situation where this was a cat that went missing. They got a call. Someone's like, we got your cat and we'd love to get back to you. So happy that we found it. But we did a bunch of work to keep it healthy. We need 500 bucks. Pay boom.
Lunchbox
That's terrible.
Bobby Bones
You should be punched in the face bottle. One way ticket to a place called hell for sure. Yeah, that's from Cairo. 7. Beware of this scam alert. A major scam is targeting emergency services like towing, locksmith services and emergency repairs. Scammers create fake businesses on Google and then you call them, they steal your info. They never call at all. Google has removed over 10,000 fake businesses. You have to make sure they're real and have physical address and even look for like when someone reviews them. But even the reviews are fake a bit. Here is a clip from @rawsonreports.
Raymundo
What these scammers would do, according to.
Bobby Bones
The reports, is create fake listings and fake businesses.
Raymundo
So when you're locked out of your.
Bobby Bones
House, when your car breaks down, you.
Raymundo
Search a business to come help you. It's a fake business and they come scam you.
Bobby Bones
They either show up and demand and.
Raymundo
Shake you down for more money on the spot, or they steal your personal.
Bobby Bones
Information and never come at all.
Lunchbox
That's terrible.
Eddie
You're in panic mode.
Raymundo
Yeah, that's not good.
Bobby Bones
Alert. Okay, scam alert number three. Going over to lunchbox.
Raymundo
Yeah, I get this random text says, nah, arrives tomorrow. Do you have time to pick her up? Like it's an obvious scam. But what is the scam?
Lunchbox
Well, or.
Bobby Bones
Or do you know Anina and this is what you're doing on the air to prove to your wife? I don't know her. It's a bit on the air, I promise.
Raymundo
I do know Anina.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so. But it's just a random text, Just a random number.
Raymundo
Not anybody I know. It just says Nina arrives tomorrow. Do you have time to pick her up?
Bobby Bones
So can I give you what I think it is, and then encourage you to string along the scammer like we did with Amy.
Raymundo
Ye. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So all they want is an answer. That's it. All they want to do is create a communication with someone. And you're going to be like, oh, I think you might have the wrong number. Or I don't think about Nina coming to the airport. Or they. They just literally want you to respond. And then from then they have their little book of what they do next. And I hate to ask you if your phone's on because I'm sometimes like, is your phone on? Then you pull out a rotary dial from like, the back room.
Eddie
He's reaching for his bag.
Lunchbox
Could it just be a wrong number?
Raymundo
No, no, no chance.
Eddie
I mean, Nina's such a non common name that like.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Wouldn't you go with like, Bob E or Tim or Bob Karen?
Eddie
No, because they want you like Bobby's saying. They want you to think that it's like, no, you have the wrong number. I don't know, Anina. So maybe they did pick a name. That's hard to.
Lunchbox
I think this is Nina's mom.
Bobby Bones
This is why Amy gets scammed. Guys, we're now seeing it in real time because your heart is so big. You're now figuring out why. Like, Amy at the airport today, 2pm Amy's Airport. Nina waiting for Nina to come down. Lunchbox. Is your phone on?
Raymundo
Yeah, it's on.
Bobby Bones
Reply to it and say, hey, thanks for the message. I wasn't told I needed to pick Nina up.
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because that's also going to confuse them because most people that reply to that will be like, you got the wrong number. Yeah.
Eddie
What are you riding? Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Thanks for the message, but I wasn't told I needed to pick Nina up.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Eddie
Yeah, Pretty good.
Raymundo
Okay, Nina.
Eddie
Oh, he's still.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. Correcting a little bit in there. Push. That's in. Yeah. Good.
Raymundo
Boom. Sent.
Eddie
Is it a phone number? Lunchbox?
Raymundo
Yeah. Want the phone number?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
What's the area code, though?
Raymundo
8. 3, 0.
Bobby Bones
What's that area code, Mike? Is it the Sudan? Oh, it's Texas. Yeah. Texas.
Lunchbox
Is it Amarillo, Houston? New Braunfels?
Bobby Bones
Oh, crap. You know what lunchbox's number is?
Lunchbox
Nina?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. I think. I think Nina's real. I think Nina might be real. Oh, no. Nina's been at the airport for a day waiting.
Lunchbox
She's at the San Diego airport.
Bobby Bones
Just see what they say and maybe.
Lunchbox
She'S at Austin Bergstrom.
Bobby Bones
If they reply, let us know. Okay. All right, maybe it was his. Okay, well, there's two and a half. Scam alerts. Scam alerts. There you go. I just want to address something. At times, yes, Lunchbox can come off as very aggressive. You can come off as sometimes condescending, obnoxious. But if he wasn't a good guy, it wouldn't be a part of the show. I honestly would not have somebody at a part of the show that wasn't a good person. So does he get on everybody's nerves a lot of times? Yes.
Lunchbox
I mean, yeah, we all get it on.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Mostly no. But. Yeah, but a lot. A lot of Tim. But my point is, he would not be here if he wasn't a good guy. So that doesn't mean when he's being obnoxious, he's not saying how he really feels. But he is, I'm almost certain, a good heart. Good. Yeah. Yes.
Eddie
Yes, we think so.
Bobby Bones
But he's always up to something, and that is the truth. You can never really trust his motives, because if he's doing something nice, there's usually something happening pretty close behind. That's more of an ask than a give. Now, I'm gonna go to Amy. Now, Amy, it was just your birthday, right?
Lunchbox
And I'm leaving work, and he's like, hey, hey, hey, you're going out to the parking garage? And I say, yeah. He's like, meet me on the third floor when you're driving down. So I'm driving, and I reach the third floor, and I see up ahead, Lunchbox standing there with this huge box. And I'm like, okay, what does he have in there? What's going on? I. I get there, unlock the door, opens it up. He puts down my. In my car, and he says, happy birthday. And he's like, I got. I got you a gift. It's. And then he doesn't even wait to let me open it. He starts telling me what it is. Like, he's so excited, and he's like, you know how I texted you the other day asking for your zip code? Which I also thought was a little weird, but I gave it to him, and he said he wanted to order me.
Bobby Bones
He's smiling like a possum, eating crap. Something's up, but it is a cool.
Lunchbox
G. Like, this is. Honestly, I think this is one of the coolest gifts.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
He found this company that will customize bird seed to your zip code. So you're feeding your native birds.
Eddie
Wow, that's really cool.
Lunchbox
In your backyard.
Bobby Bones
That's really cool. And really thoughtful.
Lunchbox
Really thoughtful. Because I love birds. And now they're going to be so happy, my birds in my yard. Because they're gonna be like, wow, she's so thoughtful. She got the food we love.
Bobby Bones
She knows what we like.
Mike D
Right?
Bobby Bones
And why does this hit weird, though?
Lunchbox
Well, so I'm driving Wayne. I'm like, gosh, that was just so thoughtful. Like, thank you, lunchbox. And I told him that. And then I just thought, what is he up to?
Bobby Bones
What does he say? Every time it's one of our birthdays, he has the same spiel, what'd you.
Lunchbox
Give me for my birthday?
Bobby Bones
You give me crap for my birthday while I'm making you something for your birthday.
Lunchbox
We've given him things we absolutely haven't.
Bobby Bones
That's what's crazy about him. We're like, well, we didn't. He's like, well, it wasn't good enough, or whatever it was.
Lunchbox
It didn't live up to his expectations.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
So I don't know. This is just so thoughtful. Like, either he saw it, thought, oh, this would be good for Amy. I'm going to write this down. I'm just going to get it for. And maybe he's just.
Bobby Bones
What do we think happened before we go to he's lunchbox is either going to tell the truth or lie. We can't help that.
Lunchbox
Well, eventually we're going to figure out when he asked me for something, like, he needs something. Like, is he buttering me up for something? It's going to be that.
Bobby Bones
Ah, have you opened it? Why?
Lunchbox
Is it not really personal?
Bobby Bones
No. I don't know. I'm just saying it with him, it.
Lunchbox
Could be a question legit. It's like, no, because I have to get. I want to get a new feeder thing. So I just put it in my laundry room. But it says, a gift for you, and it says on the box, there's birds on the box. Like, I know what's in there, but.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I have a theory.
Lunchbox
You have a theory that it's not really birds.
Bobby Bones
I'm just asking.
Eddie
Theory.
Bobby Bones
We all have theories. And this is only based on working together for 20 years. Amy, what's your theory?
Lunchbox
Well, my theory is he's buttering me up for something. He needs something at some point. He's like, aha. When he saw that, he's like, I'm gonna get this for Amy for her birthday. And then whenever the time comes that he needs to cash in on whatever it is, he's gonna ask me and I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah, sure. No problem. Because he's so thoughtful.
Bobby Bones
I mean, all the birds been so happy. We're happy to help you out, right? Got it. 31 Eddie.
Eddie
I don't think he bought the bird seed. I think that he is the king of the mail room.
Bobby Bones
King of the mail room. That's a great title for him.
Eddie
He sees a box that's been there forever. He'll open it, and if it was already from a listener to Amy, he would redo the whole thing and say it's from him and give it to you.
Bobby Bones
That's a great theory, but I had.
Lunchbox
I didn't meet it. It's like he gave it to me in the building. I went and met him at his car.
Bobby Bones
Well, that doesn't matter. He is a king in the mail room.
Eddie
Yes, he is.
Bobby Bones
Well, because that's a man that makes me want to change mine.
Eddie
But what's your theory?
Bobby Bones
His wife, who's all. Who's thoughtful.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
Got Amy a birthday gift, and he took all the credit and said that he did it. That would be my theory.
Lunchbox
I feel like these are all possible.
Bobby Bones
Yes. How possible is it, though, that he was just in a loving mood toward someone he's known for 20 years, that's a friend, and got him a really great birthday gift? He's never done that, ever, Ever.
Lunchbox
But maybe he's turning over a new.
Bobby Bones
Look at me. Look at him. What's new?
Eddie
Same sweatshirt he wears every day in 20 years.
Bobby Bones
Same one?
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I don't know what you're going to say to us, but. But what would you like to respond with?
Eddie
He's my man the whole time.
Raymundo
Happy birthday, Amy.
Bobby Bones
I just thought, okay, something's up. He's. Something's up. It wasn't all. It wasn't like, I'm watching him. It wasn't all love, but go ahead.
Raymundo
I'm sitting there on my couch, and I'm watching one of my favorite shows, Shark Tank, and this lady walks out and she's like, hi, I'm from the Happy Bird Watcher Company, and we customize birdseed for people in their zip code. And I was like, man, it's Amy's birthday. You know what? She loves birds. You know what? She doesn't have a dude to get her anything for her birthday.
Bobby Bones
Why do you have to put that in there?
Eddie
There's the shot.
Bobby Bones
Like, none, but.
Lunchbox
But I do, because there's still a.
Bobby Bones
Kind thing happening here. But you didn't need to add that second thing.
Raymundo
And I was like, she's probably not gonna get many gifts on her birthday. Bird seed. This is the coolest, one of the coolest things I've seen on Shark Tank. And they're right down the road. Why don't I order Amy some bird seed? So I ordered Amy some bird seed.
Lunchbox
That he did.
Eddie
I mean.
Bobby Bones
Okay, okay, I'm still in. I'm just wondering. But. What?
Lunchbox
He loves Shark Tank and he loves.
Bobby Bones
Ordering things, but he doesn't like giving people gifts.
Raymundo
Let me tell you what Shark Tank does to me. It makes sense.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's got a theory. I do.
Lunchbox
I have a feeling that, you know, in years past, he hasn't received a lot of gifts for his birthday. So maybe what he's doing is starting now to give everyone gifts for his birthday, for their birthdays. So then in turn, we give him gifts on his birthday.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, did you get one, Your birthday just happened from him?
Eddie
No, I did not. Oh. And he came to my birthday, like, watch. You know, basketball, Watch party. So it didn't give me anything.
Bobby Bones
Is there anything else? Any other motive?
Raymundo
No, man. No motive.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Oh, man. I haven't had to pull this card in a long time.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, it's been a bit.
Bobby Bones
Years. I haven't had to pull the card in years, man.
Raymundo
I'm just telling you.
Bobby Bones
Look.
Lunchbox
But he's also doing that weird.
Bobby Bones
You don't want me to pull the card.
Raymundo
I was order number 9,000, 345. So, Eddie, your theory is out the window.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah?
Bobby Bones
Your theory's out the window, okay?
Eddie
He did not steal it from lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
You're saying there's no other motive except you wanted to get Amy a good birthday present?
Raymundo
Yeah. I even ordered some for my dad.
Bobby Bones
I hear you. Hold. Nlr.
Raymundo
Nlr.
Bobby Bones
Man, don't be weird. Just say. Just say nlr. If it's nlr, it's nlr.
Raymundo
Nlr.
Eddie
Wow.
Lunchbox
Why is he. Why is he going nlr?
Bobby Bones
I have to believe him, though, because.
Lunchbox
He'S saying our secret code.
Eddie
I know there's man in there, though.
Bobby Bones
I know I didn't say man the.
Lunchbox
Last time, but you go nlr, Man.
Raymundo
I didn't say man.
Bobby Bones
Then we're just gonna have to trust.
Lunchbox
We trust. If that's the case, thank you for thinking of me. I love this gift. It's perfect and it's great. And also, I do have a man to buy me birthday presents, so it's fine.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I don't know why he had to throw that shot.
Bobby Bones
Don't do the thing that I did once where I messed up. I bought Amy A present for Christmas. It was so much more expensive than what her husband got her. It was not.
Lunchbox
Well, he was going to get me what you got.
Bobby Bones
No, he wasn't. Trust me.
Lunchbox
What do you mean, trust you? He really.
Bobby Bones
I just like saying that.
Raymundo
No, you know, I'm worried about them.
Bobby Bones
I bought her a peloton treadmill, and her husband was all like, you still.
Raymundo
What?
Lunchbox
And so, yeah, it wasn't because what you got was better or more expensive. He was just like, that's the only thing I had on the list of like what?
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what. I knew you wanted to, so I got you.
Lunchbox
You swooped in and got it first.
Raymundo
She's never gonna use it.
Bobby Bones
What?
Raymundo
She just said she just threw in the laundry room.
Lunchbox
No, no, it's in the laundry room.
Mike D
I'm waiting.
Bobby Bones
No extra motor. That. It's nlr.
Lunchbox
I'm absolutely.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Why does he keep doing little funny things?
Eddie
You're the man in there again.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Happy birthday, Amy, from Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Here are the questions. What would you do? Question number one. We did scam alert earlier, but you witness a scam. You see someone pretending to be homeless, but you later spot them driving a luxury car. Like, they take their cup and their sign, and at the end, they walk like a block and they get an Alexis and drive off. Okay, what do you do?
Lunchbox
Nothing.
Bobby Bones
Do you. You have the ability. You have the ability to record it? Like, post on social media.
Eddie
Or you can confront them. You can be like, why are you doing this?
Lunchbox
And then what if they're like, I'm borrowing this car, and then I've called out a homeless person.
Eddie
They're borrowing a luxury car after panhandling.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Who'S going to loan a luxury car to somebody panhandling.
Eddie
They go from the cup on the.
Bobby Bones
Street to a Mercedes. So what would you do if you. If you witnessed the scam? You see someone who's pretending to be homeless.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they have their cup in their sign, and you watch them and you have the ability, let's say, to record. To actually record it. What do you do? Anything or nothing, Amy.
Lunchbox
I mean, not my problem. Nothing. I'm just gonna let them be Eddie.
Eddie
Shake my head and just be like, what's wrong with people?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Film them. Guys, I just saw this person panhandling. Pull up. Mitchell. Hey, weren't you the guy panhandling? I saw that lady give you two dollars.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you go out and with. While it was. Yeah, recording. Got it.
Eddie
That'd be a Good. Tick tock video.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's the point, right? That could be that. I don't think I would record it, but I think I would come and talk about it the next day.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Oh, for sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's what I would do. Like, you guys will never believe what just happened.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, we do that.
Bobby Bones
Next up, the restaurant mistake. A waiter forgets to charge you for half your meal. Like, literally forgets. Like, nothing wrong happened, but didn't type it all in. You get the bill. It's only half there. Do you say something or do you just pay half the bill and leave it alone and you know it's a mistake. It wasn't something that messed up. It wasn't like, happy birthday. It was an absolute mistake. Amy. Oh.
Lunchbox
Hey. I mean, if it was a mistake, you just leave it.
Bobby Bones
Let's be honest, okay? We want honesty here. So you just paid the bill as is.
Lunchbox
Say it again.
Bobby Bones
Waiter forgets to charge you for half your meal. You and your boyfriend, kids all there. It's not a, hey, happy birthday. We're giving you this free, but.
Lunchbox
Oh, so I have to ask about it because I would just assume. I'm like, am I paying attention to the bill? Like, I'd really have to be like.
Bobby Bones
Okay, if there's like five or six people, the bill is half, you know.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm gonna say something.
Bobby Bones
Excuse me?
Lunchbox
I'm gonna say something. And they're probably.
Mike D
You know what?
Lunchbox
Once you do that, they're probably gonna be like, our mistake. Guess what? Happy birthday.
Bobby Bones
No, they're not. One, I never said it was your birthday. I just said it wasn't your birthday. And then two, then. No, they're not going to do that. As a former waiter myself, no chance. Lunchbox.
Raymundo
I'm not going to say a word. I'm going to pay the bill, I'm going to sign the copy, and I'm going to say, good luck me. Good luck, Chuck.
Bobby Bones
What about your tip?
Raymundo
I'll tip whatever the bill is.
Bobby Bones
So you're going to tip on half of the bill?
Raymundo
Not my fault. I'm just. I mean, I can't guesstimate. I mean, my math's kind of bad, so it's right there for me.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Raymundo
Boom. There you go. Why would I give them extra?
Eddie
I hate to agree with Lunchbox, but why say anything? I mean, it's. I never look at the itemized receipt.
Bobby Bones
No, we're not gonna use.
Eddie
I don't even know what they're talking.
Bobby Bones
No, you see the bill, and usually if it's like $110 for six people at Chili's and everything, and all of a sudden it's $42. You know, something's not.
Raymundo
Kids must be free tonight.
Eddie
It's not birthday discount city.
Lunchbox
Yeah, guys, remember, it's not a birthday.
Raymundo
I mean, you go to restaurants all the time. They have kids on Wednesday.
Bobby Bones
It was an accident.
Eddie
Yeah, you don't say anything, dude. No, you just sign the check, get a credit card, pay whatever they put on there.
Raymundo
Go somewhere and buy ice cream with that extra money.
Lunchbox
No, they're all coming back to bite you.
Bobby Bones
I. I say something. If so many waited tables that. That waiter is going to. I have to pay for some of. Some of that is going to come out of him or her. Him, because it was me. So that is going to affect him. Yeah, that's unfortunate, but that's all you said.
Lunchbox
That's unfortunate, but that is how people learn.
Eddie
Right? And we're helping.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so now.
Lunchbox
No, I'm just thinking this like a, you know, lesson. I'm gonna say something.
Bobby Bones
Say it.
Lunchbox
But you.
Bobby Bones
Thanks for telling us. You're gonna say something. Go ahead.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna say something.
Bobby Bones
Let it rip.
Lunchbox
However, you know, when we make mistakes, if people swoop in and rescue us, we don't learn.
Bobby Bones
That's not rescuing. That's being honest.
Eddie
We do that to our children, man.
Raymundo
Yeah, it's tough.
Eddie
Tough love.
Raymundo
They learn from their mistakes.
Bobby Bones
I'm glad you guys are being honest. And I'm glad Amy's now being more honest.
Lunchbox
I am. Yes. I'm gonna say something, but I get where these guys are coming from a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Next up, final one, the grocery line debate. Someone obviously cuts in front of you in a long checkout line. Do you call them out, or do you just let it go and be annoyed? Amy.
Lunchbox
Oh, I would probably say something like, oh, sorry, I was here first. I was here, right here.
Bobby Bones
What if they don't cut right in front of you? It's like four people up.
Mike D
Oh, I'm not saying anything.
Lunchbox
Yeah, okay. Not my problem. That's the person they cut in front of. That's their problem.
Bobby Bones
But it's also your problem, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not that person. I'm not that person. I'm not gonna be like, hey, excuse me. You get to the back of the line.
Bobby Bones
I'm not normally that person either, but this is me.
Eddie
Oh, my God, you would yell from four carts back.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't. You know, I'd make a scene.
Eddie
What would you say?
Bobby Bones
I throw my arms and at first I put my hands in their wave and just, like. Just don't care, you know?
Raymundo
I go like, hey, you, are you.
Bobby Bones
Do you know that person? And even so, are you paying on the same bill? You do not cut the line. I would be livid. You still a parking spot. If I'm sitting there on a blinker on, and let's say I'm on the outside, but you're coming in after me, and you take that spot. Pisses me off. You're in a movie theater, and you won't shut up me off. You cut in line. It's the worst. That's the worst. To me, that is total disrespect. And not so much disrespect of everybody in line, but it's that you so value yourself. It's so selfish. Screw off. I throw my hands in the air. I wave them around like I just don't care. And I tell everybody else they cut. I've done it before. I did h m once. Almost got beat up.
Eddie
Oh, not an h M.
Bobby Bones
Yo. I for sure say something loud, and I'm not that guy. Loudly, though. Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Hey, lines back here. Yep, lines back here. Don't know why you think the line's up there.
Bobby Bones
What if they don't look back at you?
Raymundo
Tap, tap on the shoulder. Hey, man, I think you messed up lines back there. I think you got a little lost.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't touch them. Might be a woman. But I would do the thing that Lunchbox was talking about with the homeless person. I would take my phone out and record and be like, we got us a line cutter right here. Oh, we got us a line cutter.
Lunchbox
Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
There's 11 people on this line. This person just cut the line. That's what I would do that. I hate a line cutter, Eddie.
Eddie
I think I would just tell the people around me, like, did you see that? Look at that cutter over there? Then maybe they'll do something. Something. Because I don't want to do anything about it.
Bobby Bones
But then it evens out because you just still have a meal from a restaurant, and now you're in line waiting a little longer. So it's all evens out, right? Okay, it's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Raymundo
Guys, pay attention. This may be my favorite. Tell me something good ever. Ever.
Bobby Bones
I was about to cry, but go ahead.
Raymundo
Because Trevor Chadwick and his wife are out in Idaho, and they're on their anniversary driving through the snowy mountains. Mountains. When they find a car stranded, it's a tourist. He's been in the snow for 24 hours, only has a few chips, out of gas. And Trevor's like, dude, what are you doing? I'm the mayor. Let me help you out. Dug him out, got some plywood under the tires, went back to town, got a tow rope, sat there for three hours to get this guy out of the snow.
Bobby Bones
Digging him out.
Raymundo
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
And he got him out. And you know how we know about this story? Because Trevor, the guy that rescued him, went and put it on social media. He went home and bragged about himself. That's why I love this. Tell me something good. If he wouldn't have told anybody, we would never know. There was no news camera. There was no one to report that. Tell me something good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're getting off track here. I'd like to present a different perspective at this story. It's someone going, hey, your neighbors are getting stuck out there. And here are some ways that you can actually help by taking plywood and putting on your tires. Be sure to take tow ropes with you, because I was just with this guy. I don't think this was a completely selfish act.
Raymundo
Yeah, but he was really saying, listen, we would love you to come to visit, Idaho. We'd love to have you here, but just know the elements are very serious, and if you're not from here, be prepared.
Eddie
That's it.
Bobby Bones
That's.
Raymundo
But he bragged about how he rescued this dude.
Bobby Bones
That's not. He shared a story.
Raymundo
Yeah, that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you can have it. You can have it.
Raymundo
So I'd like to say happy anniversary to Trevor and Amber and congrats on saving a life that's an anniversary they'll never forget.
Bobby Bones
This whole thing has been twisted. I don't even know how to feel about it. Like, I know it's good, but he's just made it weird now. But I like it. I do like it. That's what it's all about. Thank you. That was. Tell me something good.
Mike D
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Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. For many, the American dream means starting your own business and working for yourself. If you're a small business owner, launching a company or dreaming of starting one, then you'll not only want to make sure you're using a platform like Intuit QuickBooks, but you'll also want to check out season three of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. In every episode, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres talked to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses. They've tackled hundreds of challenges that come along with, well, being your own boss. From tracking money in and out to cutting through the complexity with an all encompassing platform like QuickBooks, you don't want to miss these inspiring stories of small business journeys. Listen to Mind the Business Small business success stories on the Iheart app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mike D
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Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
Bobby Bones
I like a man.
Dylan Mulvaney
You like a man. What do I like?
Bobby Bones
Joe? You like a man too.
Dylan Mulvaney
We often.
Bobby Bones
There's quite similar.
Dylan Mulvaney
There's some cross pollination happening in here.
Bobby Bones
Not like. No. Have we? No, no, not yet.
Dylan Mulvaney
Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recent. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Now time for the morning corny. The morning Corny.
Lunchbox
What do you call a cheese when it's all by its itself?
Mike D
Provolone Pro alone.
Bobby Bones
Good. That's pretty good. That was the morning Corny. Can I get a drum roll, please? Big announcement. Not mine, though. Amy's big announcement. Amy, over to you.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy, over to him. Okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. I have a couple of announcements.
Bobby Bones
Husbands.
Lunchbox
Are you talking about my podcast? Are you Talking about my podcast.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, duh.
Lunchbox
Okay. My podcast is getting a complete makeover, a rebrand.
Bobby Bones
It's all Spanish. Oh, lovely. Yes. For Eddie and Mike. No, no. But I think you should re start. Like, what's your podcast now?
Lunchbox
Okay. My podcast is four things with Amy Brown.
Bobby Bones
And the purpose of that was the.
Lunchbox
Purpose of the change or no, no.
Bobby Bones
Of the podcast originally. Oh, Origin story.
Lunchbox
Origin story Story was I. I was hosting it by myself and the concept was four different topics each week and interviews and we would hit on four different things. And that served its purpose for years. And now we're evolving.
Bobby Bones
And not only that, it did extremely well. This is not an evolution because of any sort of downward spiral. And I don't get to in the weeds because I wanted to get to our point. Amy's podcast kills it. It does so well. She has a die hard fan base. It is the. Of all of our shows, of all the Nashville podcast networks, it is barely second. I'm in first, but still barely. But I'm saying it shouldn't. She shouldn't be as close to me as she is. It's that good. So she's been killing it. She's only. She's only changing because she feels that you want to move it in a different, more positive direction. More growth. Right.
Lunchbox
So for the last four years. Drumroll plays in my bonus episode, I have a co host on that one. It's called the fifth thing. And she's a therapist. She's my friend. Kat Van Buren and I decided that we wanted to kind of merge together. She had a podcast for years and years called you need therapy. It was good and so good. And she is stepping away from that and joining my podcast full time. And we're doing a rebrand, so same feedback, new podcast name, which is Feeling things with Amy and Kat. And the tagline is a podcast for anyone who's ever had feelings or wants to. And really it's gonna be like two girlfriends talking, but it will lean. More therapy because she is a therapist. But I think we're all trying to understand our feelings and emotions at times. So you will walk away learning every episode. But also you'll hear about our feelings on pop culture at the moment or a movie or TV show or personal things going on in our lives. And I just hope you enjoy it. You can search for things with Amy Brown right now on the feed, any podcast, wherever you listen.
Bobby Bones
The feed is not changing.
Lunchbox
It's not changing. Same feed. But feeling things is also what you can search and that will pop Up. And I like to feel a few things.
Eddie
I feel things.
Bobby Bones
I feel things right now.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But sometimes you don't know how to pinpoint what you're feeling.
Bobby Bones
I'm proud of. I know you've been working on this for a while. Talk more about it. And show number two, which we do podcast only. But Amy has rebranded her podcast. It's now called Feeling Things with Amy and Kat. I'm very proud of her. She has built a massive platform, and she only wants to make it better. And there are always risks when you want to make something better. But she is smart enough that I'm like, risk away. So I'm proud of you.
Lunchbox
Thank you. And the first Official episode is April 1st.
Bobby Bones
April's.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Oh, great.
Lunchbox
I know. But that's on it because the episode.
Bobby Bones
Is gonna be up there.
Lunchbox
They're still loading Tuesdays and Thursdays and the first Tuesday of the month. April 1st.
Bobby Bones
Bones. Lunchbox said he took my advice for something. I don't know what it is. I give a lot of advice, think most of it's pretty good based off my life experiences, but sometimes he makes fun of me. I do not know. So I'm handing it over to you. Go ahead.
Raymundo
It was like a week, week and a half ago. And you were like, hey, Lunchbox, you should. If you spend 30 minutes a day and start applying to things, I think you can get your name out there. Like, you don't do anything. You just say things. You don't do it. You got to do it. And then something will happen. I was like, you know what? I sat at home and I was like, maybe Bobby was right. Maybe Bobby is on to something. So I looked in. The Nashville Soccer Club is looking to hire someone.
Bobby Bones
Is that Major League? The Major League Soccer?
Raymundo
Major League Soccer. Mls. Like, the big leagues.
Bobby Bones
Can I just rewind for a second? Do I. Do I. Did I say that like that? Not like that, but kind of. Right. Like, I think my. I think what I was saying to him was I think he has a lot of ability, and there's a lot of things that he can do. And he cries about not getting any work, but he has the ability. If he just will. Will put the effort in and would put the effort into applying to things and being told no over and over again that eventually someone will see what we see in him and they will like him. I think that's kind of what it was, but yes, yes. So you see?
Raymundo
Well, I didn't see it. Sales lady came to me and was like, hey, they want to Know if you'd be interested. And I'm like, oh, absolutely. So I looked it up, found it online. They wanted a resume. I didn't even know how to make a resume, and so my wife made me a resume.
Bobby Bones
Wait, speaking of your parents, when you.
Raymundo
Went to college, they filled out my. My mom filled out my college application.
Lunchbox
What about when you applied to Sam's or Jason's Deli?
Raymundo
No, I filled those out.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, good.
Lunchbox
But you didn't have to submit a resume, just application.
Raymundo
You think you had to have a resume for Sam's club?
Bobby Bones
Are you serious?
Raymundo
That's a good point. Okay, fair enough.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Raymundo
Like, so I didn't know how to make a resume, so my wife made me a resume and I sent it off. Man, my name is in the hat for the in stadium hosting gig, Man.
Eddie
I'd love to see that resume.
Lunchbox
So, like, what does that mean? Like, what is that?
Bobby Bones
Can you hand it? Can you print it out and give it to me? I can play a song, we come back into the side of it.
Eddie
That'd be awesome.
Lunchbox
Well, then I need someone to explain to me what an. In stadium.
Bobby Bones
He'll be the hype guy. He's on the mic going, hey, we're here with Jim. Jim, you got 30 seconds if you kick those.
Lunchbox
Okay. And yeah, maybe good at that.
Bobby Bones
Do you have the ability to find the resume?
Raymundo
Yeah, I'll just have to ask my wife where she put it because I think I had to put it on a website. Like, where the.
Eddie
You only made one and sent it off. Is it.
Raymundo
Well, how many are you gonna make?
Bobby Bones
But. But making one is. There's not just one. If it's on your computer.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'll ask her where it is.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we don't have it now.
Raymundo
Not right like this. Like, actual moment.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Raymundo
Like, I uploaded some website.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It. Just find it. Maybe later we'll check in.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'll check him.
Bobby Bones
So you sent it off how many days ago?
Raymundo
Like, three days ago.
Bobby Bones
Feel pretty good about it?
Raymundo
I feel great, man. I mean, the fact that they asked if I'd be interested in it, I'm like, huh?
Bobby Bones
Who asked if you'd be interested?
Raymundo
Sales girl.
Eddie
But did they ask.
Bobby Bones
But the team, right?
Raymundo
I assume they asked her. Why else would she come to me? She was like. I was talking to Nashville Scott and.
Bobby Bones
Where they, like, were looking for somebody, and she's like, came. Came and told you. I think you would crush that job. I think it's. There's not a better job. Perfect.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I agree and I hope you get it. What's next?
Raymundo
They said they'd let me know in a week or so. So I'm just waiting.
Bobby Bones
So we got waiting on said Nina needs picked up by the airport.
Eddie
A lot of waiting.
Bobby Bones
And then we gotta wait to see if lunchbox gets the job.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Up. Okay. Have you followed up? What do you mean?
Raymundo
What do you follow up? Why would you follow up?
Lunchbox
I don't want to be probably too soon to follow up.
Bobby Bones
It's never too soon to follow up. Three days is never too soon.
Lunchbox
But if they said, we'll get back to you in a week, who gives a crap?
Bobby Bones
You want to be the person that is like, sure, yeah. You want to be kind of annoying?
Lunchbox
It could be annoying.
Eddie
Well, go show up to the office.
Lunchbox
You should monitor. Why not his annoying.
Raymundo
What?
Bobby Bones
Why not? I'm telling you, everybody's like, I don't want to be annoying. I don't want to follow up too quickly. I don't. There's one wheel that gets greased and that's the one that squeaks. If you showed up to the office during business hours and you found out who the person was making the hire and is like, hey, I applied. I just want to say in person that I would love to do this job. I'd like to show you I would hire that person almost on the spot.
Lunchbox
What should he wear?
Raymundo
Nashville.
Eddie
I've got jerseys.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, we need to help him. He can't just show up.
Raymundo
Woody National SC Hoodie.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
Are you sure? Should he wear something more professional?
Bobby Bones
Well, I mean, tuxedo would be pretty cool. If I'm being honest. If I were like gonna trick them, that'd be funny. Okay, here's what they're looking for. I found it online. Individuals available for six to eight hours, 15 to 20 times per year. Available to an all necessary in person and virtual training. Someone who enjoys speaking and interacting with others in a warm and respectful manner. We'll work on that one. Able to stand, walk or walk up and downstairs throughout an event. Must enjoy helping others and working within a team environment. Proactive and seeking out positive interactions with both guest co workers and main positive relationships. You. This is you. This is you. Go to the freaking building. Hey, find the person who's over this and go to the building and drop off something.
Raymundo
You know what else I did a cover letter.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's called a resume.
Eddie
Yeah, that's part of the resume.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay, so like, what should he drop off?
Eddie
Well, soccer ball Donuts.
Lunchbox
It's, like, decorated like soccer balls.
Bobby Bones
All this is for everybody listening. If you feel like you're being kind of annoying, whenever you want something, you're competing against other people. Other people want the same thing. Now what are you going to do when you compete? Are you going to sit back and just let the judges make their decision based on everything being fair and everybody just sitting on their thumbs? No. If you don't get picked while doing extra effort, that's on them. The last thing you want to do is not get picked. You sat back and did nothing other than the minimal. All right? So you literally could figure out who the whole team is. You could drop off donuts, you could make a. A video. Find their email, you can send the donuts, and then once you know the donuts are there, an hour later in the email, like I said the donuts, I wanted it. It's anything, Anything extra.
Raymundo
All right, maybe I'll send them cookies with my face on it.
Eddie
Yeah, that's good, too.
Lunchbox
They'll ever forget you.
Bobby Bones
You know it.
Eddie
Whatever, man.
Bobby Bones
Just do extra, okay. If you want extra to be done for you, you need to do extra. So I'm proud of you if you're doing that. I think you. You would be excellent at this job. Now go and get the job.
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because they may already have somebody in mind, and the only way to change their mind is to do something that changes where their mind is right now in the process.
Raymundo
All right. Are we going to commercial? I'm not going to crap because I gotta go.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, you can't go right now. Oh, but I would do it, but I would do it today if I were you.
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Raymundo
But good.
Bobby Bones
We're rooting for him, right?
Eddie
It's awesome, man. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
We got to work on that respectful talking thing. Yeah. Other than that, we got it. And get your resume, and we'll go over it. We want to hear it.
Raymundo
I'm hit. My wife. No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
That's one of those respectful talking things I'm talking about. Okay. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning. Steve.
Eddie
Red habits trying to put you through.
Bobby Bones
Mike D's riding his wigs next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby bone store. Happy birthday, Kenny. Happy birthday, Kenny. Chesney also announced he's in the Country Music hall of Fame. Going in.
Eddie
Saw that.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty cool. Birthday present.
Eddie
Really good.
Bobby Bones
What do you think, Amy? His top streaming Song is.
Lunchbox
Oh, his. The duet with. No.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. American kids number one.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Kenny Chesney released his debut album in 1994. 56 years old today, he steadily rose to fame, becoming one of the best selling country artists of all time with over 30 million albums sold. I was gonna do a thing where I was gonna text Kenny just now. We're gonna see how long until he responded because sometimes he's on a beach in the island and sometimes here's the thing I do with Kenny on my phone. I never save it because I don't ever want to text him.
Eddie
You don't have his number.
Bobby Bones
I do. Somewhere. It's not about self control. I never just want to, like, text Kate Chesney.
Lunchbox
I gotta text Kenny.
Bobby Bones
I know. So then I have to, like, search for keywords.
Eddie
So what would be a keyword for Ken?
Lunchbox
I don't know. Beach sand.
Bobby Bones
Well, he doesn't talk to me about stuff. He writes songs about guys.
Lunchbox
Tequila.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no. I think you're missing the point. He doesn't text me about things. He writes songs about Cold Plunge, Key West. I'll go through and see if I can find. But I purposefully don't save it because I don't ever want to be like, I'm gonna get Kenny up, see what's going on.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I'm gonna find it, but we're gonna do the bit and see if you. But yeah, I do have my favorite Kenny songs. I don't like Beach Kenny.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
There's a few Kennies. Yeah, I like.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I like some of. I love, like Sad Kenny.
Lunchbox
Emo Kenny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Beach Kenny. Not my thing. Emo Kenny. My thing.
Lunchbox
What category did those three thonks. Those three songs you just played, they're not Emo Kenny. They're not really Beach Kenny. So which ones are those? Just like.
Bobby Bones
I would call those just down the middle.
Lunchbox
Down the middle.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't mind down the middle Kenny. Yeah, I also don't mind beach Kenny, but it's that I'm not drawn to Kenny for beach because I don't like the beach. It's not a Kenny thing. It's a beach thing.
Eddie
There's also cowboy Kenny. Right? Like tractor Sexy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Early Kenny. Yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
94 Kenny.
Bobby Bones
Thong Kenny. Not a big fan of Thong Kenny. I'll be honest with you. And then I have things you may not know about them. I've also been scrolling, going through numbers that I don't have saved to try to text them.
Lunchbox
I just don't have you tried just typing in Kenny?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it doesn't show up because why would I write that?
Lunchbox
Yeah, he may be like, hey, Bobby, it's Kenny.
Raymundo
Or beach.
Bobby Bones
I got him.
Eddie
What was the key word?
Bobby Bones
Sphere.
Eddie
Oh, that works. Yeah, I get it.
Bobby Bones
I got him.
Eddie
Get her.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah, that makes sense.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay. Things you may not know about Kenny Chesney. He was in the high school marching band before becoming a country star. I played saxophone in the marching band.
Eddie
Well, that's cool.
Lunchbox
Saxophone.
Bobby Bones
Saxophone. Saxophone. Saxathon.
Lunchbox
Saxathon.
Bobby Bones
He recorded his first demo for 250 bucks. His first ever professional recording session cost him 250. It helped him land his first publishing deal, which is a writing deal in Nashville. He never won a Grammy. Despite being one of the most successful country artists ever, Kenny has been nominated for Grammys, but has never won one. At number three, he sold 1,000 copies of his first album. That's it. But from his car before signing a record deal, he recorded an independent album and sold copies himself to fund his move to Nashville. Number two, he lived in his car when he first moved to Nashville. Like many struggling musicians, Kenny had tough times when he first moved to Music City, sleeping in his car while chasing his dream. And number one, he almost became a journalist. He originally planned to work in advertising or journalism full time before deciding to pursue country music full time. I'm gonna text him. It's 26 after right now.
Lunchbox
He does not seem 56 at all.
Bobby Bones
No. And if he's on, I'm just gonna say this. Hey, man, congrats on the hall of fame and happy birthday. You have any unreleased sad songs I can listen to? I love those. Haha. Dude, I don't know. I just need more than just what I was doing.
Lunchbox
He's turning 56. Five of six is 11.
Bobby Bones
I'm not doing that. Whatever. Wherever we're going, I'm not doing that. Astrology.
Lunchbox
It's a two year for him, I think.
Eddie
A two year what?
Lunchbox
Let's see what that means.
Bobby Bones
I think I like my dumb way. Yeah, let's just see if we get like.
Eddie
You have any unreleased. Hey, dude, send them my way.
Bobby Bones
Hey, man, congrats on the hall of fame and happy birthday. I'm gonna say if you have any unreleased sad songs I can listen to, hit me up.
Lunchbox
But it's like his birthday. You're asking for something.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna say, oh, no, hit me up. My birthday's in a week. Perfect. Yeah, in a week. I love those. Haha. I'm gonna do haha with no emoji. Seriously. Love you, dude.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Boom. And the time it is 27 minutes and 49 seconds. And go. Boom. Sent, man.
Eddie
That might be a 24 hour reply.
Bobby Bones
It might be a never reply. Maybe with a. Will you send me an unreleased sad song? He's like, walk. Let's. Let's. Let's jump Ray. And then we can come back and see one. If Kenny responds, Guys. What he responded to Amy. He like, dong. Huh?
Lunchbox
But I was wrong. Eleven is a master number. So you don't break it down.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you. You aren't wrong. None of us even. No.
Raymundo
No one cares.
Lunchbox
It's the year of Kenny's intuition, spiritual.
Bobby Bones
Insight, Peter and hydrating show bones. Listener just messaged and said we should make bets on if Kenny ever responds or when he's gonna respond. Over. Under. Will he respond before the end of the hour? Yes or no?
Eddie
No.
Raymundo
No.
Lunchbox
I have a question.
Bobby Bones
25 minutes left. Yes.
Lunchbox
Did you sign your name?
Eddie
That's a good question.
Bobby Bones
That's a funny question. That is not meant to be hurtful.
Lunchbox
But no, because you don't have him saved in your phone. And what if he doesn't?
Bobby Bones
The reason I don't have him saved in my phone is because I don't want to just randomly be like, I feel like reaching out to Kenny. I don't ever. I don't ever feel like in his life he's ever like. I sure would like to reach out to Bobby, but I don't think I will.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I. I bet you are saved. But sometimes we get new phones. We get new. Like, there could be lots of reasons. So just that that could impact the reply if he's trying to figure out.
Eddie
So what do you think?
Bobby Bones
Does he reply first? Does he reply within the hour? Anybody want to say yes to that?
Lunchbox
I say yes to that.
Bobby Bones
Are you just being positive?
Lunchbox
No, I actually say yes to that because he's an early riser.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I think that.
Bobby Bones
Anybody think he'll respond before noon?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
No. Okay.
Bobby Bones
So I gotta. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta know. Anybody think. Anybody think he already responded?
Raymundo
No.
Eddie
No chance.
Bobby Bones
Fair enough.
Lunchbox
Well, I would win if that's the case.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Anybody think he'll never respond?
Lunchbox
Well, then that would mean he got a new number.
Bobby Bones
Fair.
Eddie
I'm gonna go with never.
Bobby Bones
Never.
Eddie
I'm gonna go with never.
Raymundo
Nothing he'll respond. It's just I don't think he's a have your phone on you all the type of time type of guy. He may be at the gym, so it may be later.
Bobby Bones
Tonight. He already responded.
Raymundo
No way. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Breaking news. I sent a message at 8:27. He sent it back at 8:30.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Eddie
What do you say?
Bobby Bones
I mean. Okay, so this is. I'll give you what I can give you without giving you what I feel like is a private text. Okay. There's nothing bad, but I'm just not gonna say. I'm not gonna have people think they text me. I read their text on the air. I said, hey, man, congrats on the hall of Fame. Happy birthday. If you have any unreleased sad songs I can listen to, hit me up. Birthdays in a week. I love those. Haha. Seriously love you, dude. He said, man, thanks a lot. I appreciate that text. When is your birthday? He's getting ready to send me a song, right?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I'm like, it's Tuesday. I'm just playing about the song. I said, but we're talking on the air about your hall of Fame and your birthday. All my favorites are your slow ones. And he says, what I will say here. Hey, thank you. Hey, come. Hey, come to this place. Vegas Fear. And let's do that some. Some stuff together. Hang out. So that's what it was. And then we kept. Then we kept talking for a while.
Raymundo
Whoa, whoa. What else are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. Nothing. Other stuff. Doesn't matter.
Raymundo
What, you going to Vegas to see him?
Bobby Bones
I would like to see that show on the Sphere. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
And I like Kenny, but sometimes I'm afraid I would just text him out of nowhere. Yeah. But now I have saved him on my phone now, so now I'm gonna be texting him at midnight. I know. So, Amy, you are the winner.
Lunchbox
Thank you. What do I get?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. And happy birthday to Kenny, who also got nothing from his first birthday. So everybody gets nothing today.
Raymundo
Here.
Bobby Bones
Looks like a Canadian dime. Whoa.
Eddie
That's nice.
Bobby Bones
There you go. Ready? Catch it. Catch it, though.
Lunchbox
I would never not catch it.
Eddie
Oh, well, you didn't catch it.
Bobby Bones
It got blocked, landed on the table.
Lunchbox
My computer, but.
Bobby Bones
All right. In the news, how many times should you contact your spouse during the day? However many you need, generally. So you don't need Three.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Three, four.
Eddie
Yeah. Go two.
Bobby Bones
Relationship expert station. Pick up the phone and physically call your significant other at least three times during the workday.
Lunchbox
There are people that don't reach out to their spouses during the workday.
Bobby Bones
I don't normally.
Raymundo
Why would you?
Bobby Bones
My wife, though, sent me a video this morning. I'd like to show it to you. It's a box of cereal. It's a kind of cereal because it doesn't have much sugar in it. This is not a commercial. It's called Three Wishes. And you probably can't see it, Amy, but I don't know if you can see.
Lunchbox
It's. Yeah, it's open.
Bobby Bones
It's kind of. I'm done. I've already had my cereal. It's kind of open, but I just kind of folded it in, whatever.
Lunchbox
Like a child.
Bobby Bones
Then she sends me a video, literally, of her opening the box and then flapping it together with the flap that was made to close it.
Eddie
That's how you do it.
Bobby Bones
And then. And then that's the whole video.
Lunchbox
So that right there is a. It's an example of. That's what parents do to the kids with their cereal boxes.
Eddie
No, I stopped doing that a long time ago because they do that crap like, you're a child.
Bobby Bones
You're doing what our kids do. I. I do what I've always done.
Mike D
Right.
Eddie
Right. And our kids do the same.
Bobby Bones
And I just thought that was funny. That's all that she sent me. That was her reaching out.
Eddie
Is that going to change things? Are you gonna know how to close it now?
Bobby Bones
I'll not remember that in about an hour.
Lunchbox
But next, the other thing that I do.
Bobby Bones
I hear you. The other thing that I do is I cut a hole way too big in the top of the bag, like, because, you know when you pour it. So I cut a hole way too big, and then you can't. I can't really get the fold to go all the way down. So it's like some of it, it's exposed. And I'm like, well, since it's exposed, might as well eat the whole box.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Waste not. What not? That's what I said.
Lunchbox
Doesn't even make sense, does it? Just finding reasons to eat the whole box.
Bobby Bones
I love cereal. That's from the Female brain by Luann Brizendine. 3. I would say once, probably mostly just a question, because a lot of times I will go home and work. I'll leave here and go right home to work. To go. Hey, the whole crew is going to be there at 11:30. Heads up. That counts, right?
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, next up, United Airlines flight to China forced to U turn as a pilot realizes he doesn't have his passport. That's from the New York Post. Oh, I'm thinking about this last night because I'm going over some notes. I'm reading this story. Think I want to share it because I thought it was funny. I just keep Going if I'm the.
Eddie
Pilot and deal with it. When you get there, they're not going.
Bobby Bones
To put you in jail, they're not gonna let you go into China, but they'll probably let you sleep in a pot or something and get out of town. So I'm not gonna turn the flight around. I'm just gonna act, I'm not gonna acknowledge I don't have it. I'm gonna get there and do the thing where I'm like, what's somewhere in my pocket? Unless there's some super law that I don't know where. If you land in China, don't have it, they shoot you. I'm just gonna get there and be like, oh my God, I can't. Or it must have fallen out of my pocket somewhere in the ocean.
Eddie
Did they have to tell the passengers why they're going back?
Lunchbox
Well, they know now.
Bobby Bones
Just two hours into the 13 plus hour trip, the flight had to turn around and divert. It was discovered one of the captains did not have their passport. The plane reportedly touched at about 5pm the luckily very generous the 257passengers were given 15 meal vouchers.
Eddie
Oh, how sweet.
Raymundo
No, stop, stop.
Eddie
I'd be so mad.
Lunchbox
Like, what if you needed to get to China on time for something?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, you know, what if we're cutting it that close to China though, you should have got you left a day earlier. Yeah, I feel like depending on a 45 minute landing to China. Yeah, we got problems that are bigger than that. Next up, Airbnb CEO shares the most bizarre customer complaint to date. They say the co founder and CEO of Airbnb, his name is Brian, he shared the most bizarre customer complaint he's ever had. One day a customer calls us and says they want a full refund. We say, why do you want a full refund? They said, because the house is haunted and there's a ghost in the house. So we call the host and all the host has to do is deny it because there's no photo evidence. That goes well, unfortunately, the host confirms the ghost says that it's a friendly ghost named Stanley and that the ghost Stanley is in the listing description. Stanley is mentioned. So we go back to the guests and the guest says, yes, we knew about Stanley, that's why we booked it. But Stanley has been harassing us all night. How do you adjudicate that? That's pretty funny. So this is what you probably do because all this is funny. It doesn't matter. It's one time and it's a good Laugh, but you give that person their money back. But this house all of a sudden is in crazy demand now because people want to go and hang out where ghosts are. That's from. At the Startup Bell Police in New York discovered a woman who was allegedly working as a fake dentist for eight years. Now, what I would want to know as the judge is how good it work did she do? Yeah, right. Anybody gets sick, anybody die, you're still going to have a. There's going to be a penalty here. But if you're able to make it eight years and you helped a lot of people, I'm gonna probably clip you out. A lot of classes you're still gonna have to get. I'm not gonna totally say you did everything. You can't do it. If you do it and it goes bad and you get caught, the long hand of the law should deal with you.
Lunchbox
Was she operating in an office where she looked like a legit dentist or was it out of her house or.
Bobby Bones
A search of a home revealed a fully functioning dentist office. So it was in her house. It looks like a real dentist office with all the stuff.
Lunchbox
But it's in her house.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but all the stuff like the chairs, the wires to go places. Yes, but in her house she was doing dental work without training or license. She did not use anesthesia. She used a local anesthesia, but no one was getting it. For the complex dental procedure she was doing, she was a full service dentist. And I will also say this, and maybe I'm more sensitive to this because I didn't go to the dentist as a kid. We couldn't afford it. This would have been what we would have had to find to go. And I'm not trying to be sad sack Billy here, but it's like she can't do. You can't do this because the. If you allow it, other people will do it. Other people will get hurt and die. There'll be infections, they'll do bad things. But if she did it for eight years, didn't get caught, did a good job, I think the long hand. There's a picture of Jesus. Do you see it? Jesus is looking over people right on the counter in front of the chair.
Eddie
Well, that's nice.
Bobby Bones
I think that you take. You go a little easier and you give her an opportunity to share her story and have a good comeback.
Lunchbox
So was she giving people a deal?
Bobby Bones
I don't say anything about her prizes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, because I get it. If she's providing a service.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
For people that otherwise wouldn't be able to get care. But we don't know what she was charging people.
Bobby Bones
But I would imagine she's charging people less because they could have gone to a real dentist, not in someone's house.
Raymundo
Yeah, she probably doesn't take insurance.
Bobby Bones
I'd imagine she does not take insurance. Process ABC 7 New York with that. And I'll give you one more. Teacher's arrested after doing a cartwheel and a dress. And there's more. She wasn't wearing underwear.
Lunchbox
I knew you were about to say that.
Bobby Bones
And this is from @news6498 on tick tock.
Lunchbox
Here's the news report over the past few days. This Snapchat video of substitute teacher Lacey sponsler doing a cartwheel in front of a Pusca high school choir class without anything under her dress is circling the Internet and landed her behind bars. Sponsor told students she didn't have any underwear on before doing a cartwheel. They say she also told students to destroy the video. The huska schools released this statement today saying they take the safety of its students seriously. And sponsor is no longer allowed to work at the school in the future.
Bobby Bones
That always works. By the way. There are two things that work when you say it. Number one is relax. Always works with your wife.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Relax. And number two is, hey, destroy that video. Those two. Those two always work. Yeah. And by always, I mean never. That's your news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bobby bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Raymundo
This story comes to us from St. Petersburg, Florida. A 31 year old man was out having a good time. He's like, man, I gotta go home. He walks out and he sees a cop car with the lights flashing. Gets in the back seat and says, hey, I need a ride home.
Bobby Bones
Had a boy. And the cops like, how'd that go?
Raymundo
Sir, you're gonna need. I'm gonna let you out of the car. This is a cop car. And he goes, no, no, man, I'm a knee ride home. I've been. I've been drinking.
Bobby Bones
Then how'd that go?
Raymundo
I gave him a ride to the jail.
Bobby Bones
I hear you. Maybe just take it home though, right?
Raymundo
He was doing the right thing. Like he was not trying to drive. He needed a ride home.
Bobby Bones
There's got to be some more to the story. I attack. I don't know, but I like it better than driving home. But you can't just jump in the back of a cop.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's a problem.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Raymundo
That's your bonehead story of the Day bones.
Bobby Bones
Scarlett Johansson does not want to take photos with fans when she's not working. I'll read you the story from the New York Post. The Black Widow star revealed she has implemented boundaries with passionate fans while she's away from the movie set or an event. She says it offends a lot of people. It doesn't mean I'm not appreciative. The two time Oscar nominee added she doesn't want to be self conscious all the time in public while trying to just be herself and have her own thoughts and not always be the person on the movie screen. So here are my thoughts on this. You do you. That's it. You don't want to take pictures of people. Don't take pictures of people. People are going to ask you, don't be rude to the people when they ask you. Like when you become famous and you're in a public place, people are going to see a famous person in a public place and go, oh, can I get a picture? I think that's absolutely okay. And it's absolutely okay for you to go very nicely, politely. I'm sorry, I'm really not doing pictures today. In my personal time, I don't do that. And that can also be respected. Like two things can happen at once. So I'd be disappointed if I was like, Scarlett Johansen, can I get a picture? And she's like, ah, I'm at Walgreens, I'm getting some nasal spray. I don't really feel my best, but I'd be disappointed. But that's okay. I think boundaries are okay. I cannot like your boundary, but I can appreciate and respect your boundary. So, Scarlett Johansson, I'm cool with it as long as you're not getting upset at people still asking for them while you're out.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it sounds like she'll let them down in a kind way.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. So I don't know. But I can also understand, not in the full understanding of somebody being so famous that everywhere you go, people look at you all the time. Like, I don't get that. Mine is on a molecular level of that. But I can understand it just feels weird when people are recording you when you're just walking around. And so me, mostly I'm like, oh, cool, somebody thinks I'm out there is neat.
Eddie
Finally.
Bobby Bones
But if she's like for. I get it. A lot of people are mad at her for this. I think the fact that she's saying it out loud, although not the most positive, pleasant thing that you'd want to Hear. I love honesty and transparency more than I love positivity for the sake of it being positive. So I'm team Scarlett Johansson. But I. I just hope when someone asks for a picture, she's like, oh, thank you for asking. I just really don't take pictures in my personal time. I then I think, that's fine.
Lunchbox
There's just like on a red carpet or someone stops if she's dressed like.
Bobby Bones
Black Widow, you take the picture.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
It's like, this is your personal time or are you working right now?
Bobby Bones
If you're in full leather doing backflips, you take a picture. Yeah. So it could be diva, it could be normal. It doesn't matter what it is to you. It's her life. She has the right to control it and create her own boundaries. So I'm with it. I'd be disappointed if I asked, but I'm with it. That's it for the show today. Thank you. There's also a new episode of Lots to say the NFL, the football show that I do with Matt Castle, former NFL quarterback. That's up. Go check that out, if you don't mind, and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
Lunchbox
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Karen, where have you brought us?
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The Bobby Bones Show - Episode Release Date: March 26, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Produced by: Premiere Networks
Episode Title: WEDS PT 1: Amy Has A BIG Announcement + Bobby Texts Kenny Chesney + We Question Lunchbox's Motives After He Did Something Nice
The episode kicks off with the introduction of the Johnson family, who are onboard a Disney Cruise. Amy Brown shares the family's excitement about the variety of activities awaiting them, promising both fun for the kids and relaxation for the adults.
Bobby Bones promotes the new fiction podcast, "Cancellation Island," narrated by John Cameron Mitchell and starring Holly Hunter. The podcast centers around a wellness influencer who creates a rehab center for those facing social cancellation.
The hosts share touching stories from parents who have adopted teenagers from foster care. They emphasize the profound sense of family and love that adoption brings, highlighting the personal growth and fulfillment experienced by both the parents and the adopted teens.
In a lively and humorous segment, Bobby challenges his team members to hold their breath, inspired by a world record. The challenge showcases the camaraderie and playful competitiveness among the hosts.
Notable Moment: Lunchbox attempts the challenge but struggles to hold his breath, leading to playful teasing and supportive banter.
Bobby raises awareness about prevalent scams targeting pet owners, emergency services, and through deceptive text messages. He provides practical advice on identifying and handling these fraudulent attempts to ensure listeners remain vigilant.
Key Advice: Verify the legitimacy of unexpected calls or messages by contacting official organizations directly and avoid sharing personal information.
Amy Brown unveils significant changes to her podcast, transitioning to "Feeling Things with Amy and Kat." She introduces co-host Kat Van Buren, a therapist, marking a new chapter focused on emotional well-being and personal growth. The rebrand aims to provide deeper insights into feelings and emotions, blending therapeutic discussions with engaging conversations on pop culture.
Launch Date: The first official episode airs on April 1st, with new content scheduled for Tuesdays and Thursdays.
In a lighthearted segment, Bobby decides to text country star Kenny Chesney to congratulate him on his induction into the Country Music Hall of Fame and his birthday. The interaction exemplifies the show's humorous and spontaneous nature.
Outcome: Bobby receives a friendly reply from Kenny Chesney, showcasing a brief yet memorable exchange that adds a personal touch to the episode.
The hosts share uplifting stories highlighting human kindness and heroism. One standout story features Brooklyn Boyer, who, five years after a life-altering pool accident, gets engaged to her rescuer, Alan Mann. Their story serves as a testament to resilience, love, and the profound impact of selfless actions.
Additional Story: Trevor Chadwick and his wife exemplify heroism by rescuing a stranded motorist in Idaho, reflecting the show's commitment to celebrating everyday heroes.
The episode concludes with a series of amusing anecdotes and "Bonehead" stories that entertain listeners with relatable and funny scenarios. Highlights include:
Notable Quote:
Bobby wraps up the episode by reinforcing the key takeaways from the day's discussions. He also promotes upcoming segments and encourages listeners to tune into related podcasts and shows.
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, detailing the main segments, notable interactions, and overarching themes. It provides a clear and engaging overview for those who haven't listened to the episode, highlighting key moments and the show's blend of humor, heartfelt stories, and informative content.