WEDS PT 1: Bobby Admits He Was Wrong + Our Biggest Life Updates + Country Artist Got Stabbed!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Episode Theme & Overview

This episode brings a lively mix of personal updates from the show members, lighthearted debates about bizarre food trends, unusual news stories, and reflections on life’s curveballs. The most notable moments include Bobby admitting he was wrong in a new-parent mishap, detailed life updates from each main host, and a wild story of how country star Jon Pardi was stabbed as a teenager. Several listener questions spark honest and humorous roundtable discussions, all in the show’s signature friendly, candid tone.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Pizza Hut’s “Drinkable Pizza” & Food Nostalgia

• [02:21] The team discusses Pizza Hut’s launch of a “Slurpable Slice,” a drinkable, curry cheese pizza.
  • Most recoil at the thought: “I like to eat my pizza, not slurp it.” – Eddie [02:30]
  • Bobby admits he'd try it: "Never tried it." – Bobby [02:32]
• [05:50] News that 80–93 Pizza Hut locations are being returned to their retro roots — red cups, salad bar, Tiffany lamps — sparks nostalgia.
  • “All you can eat salad bar. Dude, that was so good.” – Eddie [06:24]
  • “I used to love going to Pizza Hut. So did Eric Church.” – Bobby [06:42]

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2. Life Updates from the Cast

Listener Prompt

• [13:23] A listener asks for show member updates since last August.
• Bobby leads a segment where each shares their biggest recent life news:

Lunchbox:

• Appeared on The Price Is Right as “Daniel,” made it to Showcase Showdown, and won prizes (home gym, desktop computer, trip to Temecula).
  • “They wouldn’t let me [use my nickname].” [14:16]

Eddie:

• Discovered to have “extremely low testosterone” after a workplace challenge.
  • Amy and Bobby tease him for not consistently following up with squats or treatment.
  • “I haven’t done squats… I did bench two days ago.” – Eddie [15:16]
  • “You have to do it, dude.” – Lunchbox [16:06]

Amy:

• Broke up with her boyfriend; admits the breakup lingered on her phone wallpaper.
  • “Oh, man, that’s awkward. She kept him on the screensaver for two months.” – Lunchbox [16:23]
  • The team playfully debates whether Amy still cares, especially after Eddie claims he saw her ex at a basketball tournament.

Bobby Bones:

• “I had a baby in March, so that would be my update, so. And it’s been going great.” [17:42]
• Wraps up: “Lunchbox Price Is Right, Eddie testosterone... Amy broke up with her boyfriend, and I had a baby.” [17:45]

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3. Support for Exes Debate

[08:57]–[13:15]

• Listener writes in, asking if it’s appropriate to continue financially supporting an ex.
• Strong consensus: It’s inappropriate if you’re in a new relationship.
  • “She’s not your sister. She’s not blood... It also puts your girlfriend now in a very, very weird place.” – Bobby [10:37]
  • Amy: “Yeah, that’s a little weird. You have to do that, but you don’t.” [10:17]
  • “If you want to keep supporting them, like Amy said, when you’re not in a relationship, that’s great, you could lump sum her out.” – Bobby [11:29]
  • “You got to stop paying your ex girlfriend.” – Lunchbox [13:15]

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4. New Parent Mishaps & Lessons Learned

[21:13]–[24:27]

• Bobby confesses he was wrong about trying to leave a restaurant during his daughter’s nap:
  • “She was not fine. We woke her up halfway through the nap... She was fussy the whole rest of the night... I learned a lesson. Whatever you say, Caitlin.” [22:12–22:42]
• The parents swap lifesaving baby-soothing tricks:
  • Running bath water and using a stability ball (Bobby’s household winner).
  • “The car… we’d be in the car driving around the neighborhood.” – Eddie [24:34]
  • “My second one would throw up every time we went somewhere.” – Lunchbox [24:56]
• They joke about kids’ natural attraction to screens: “You give them a phone, they know how to navigate. Swipe, go down, click that.” – Eddie [26:28]
  • “Do you think they build those phones and get kids addicted way early?” – Bobby [26:36]

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5. Acts of Giving & Charity Scams

[27:00]–[30:36]

• Bobby shares updates on his community sponsorships:
  • Sponsored food for an Iowa U-8 girls’ softball team: “I hit them with the big and they’re gonna be eating. Boom.” [29:19]
  • Archery team sponsorship.
  • Sent financial help to a listener in need (prompting suspicion from the crew).
• Playful skepticism over getting scammed: “If I do 10, how many times do you think I get scammed?” – Bobby [30:25]
  • Lunchbox: “Four.” [30:31] Bobby thinks two.

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6. Teasing Tomorrow's Special Segment for Eddie

[30:53]–[32:40]

• Bobby reveals a gynecologist/NP team will appear tomorrow to talk with Eddie about hormone health.
  • “They're going to have a talk with you on how to improve your testosterone.” – Bobby [32:02]

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7. Jon Pardi’s Stabbing Story

[32:52]–[36:04]

• Bobby recounts Jon Pardi’s harrowing experience getting stabbed at 18:
  • “Guy stabbed him 11 inches across the center of his stomach.” – Bobby [33:04]
  • Jon Pardi’s own words: “He started the fight. I ended up losing that fight… I didn’t even know I got stabbed.” – Jon Pardi [33:29]
  • “They had to drive 15 miles to UC Davis [for treatment].” – Pardi [34:11]
• On music career: Pardi talks about back-to-back boot songs and being encouraged by Keith Urban.
  • “I wear boots all the time… I have a lot of boots.” – Pardi [36:04]

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8. Powerful Sheryl Crow Interview

[37:28]–[39:56]

• Bobby highlights advice from Sheryl Crow when she had cancer:
  • “She’s like, ‘I’ve had a thousand women come through with breast cancer. Don’t miss out on the lesson.’” – Sheryl Crow [38:14]
  • Amy reflects: “Even just hearing her say it is making me reflect on my own life.” [38:55]

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9. News Stories and “Bonehead” of the Day

Notable Headlines:

• Survivor (Greece) contestant lost leg in a boat accident [04:39].
• Americans arrested for jumping into a monkey exhibit in Japan [06:47].
• German Shepherd found tied to a rock; Bobby suggests equal punishment for the person responsible [08:08].

“Bonehead Story” [42:13]:

• Intoxicated passenger bites flight attendant, forces flight diversion.
  • “He took off his glasses and bit her.” – Lunchbox [42:37]

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10. Listener Engagement & The Big Lonely

[43:02]–[46:14]

• Discussion on “The Big Lonely” documentary and listener theories about one of the callers being featured in it.
  • “It's on YouTube… You can watch it right there.” – Bobby [46:03]
  • Humorous technical confusion from Lunchbox about how YouTube works.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobby Bones:

  • “She was not fine. We woke her up halfway through the nap… I should have just said, whatever you say, Caitlin.” [22:40]
  • “You got to stop paying your ex girlfriend.” [13:15]

• Jon Pardi (on being stabbed):

  • “I was 18… I didn’t even know I got stabbed. My buddy came and broke up the fight and pushed me back in. His hands full of blood… ride to the hospital.” [33:29]

• On Amy’s breakup:

  • “She kept him on the screensaver for two months.” – Lunchbox [16:23]
  • “Oh, you still care?” – Bobby [17:07]

• On giving/sponsorships:

  • “I just paid all of it off and they said any donation big or small? So I hit them with the big.” – Bobby [29:19]

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Time-Stamped Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|--------------------| | [02:19] | Pizza Hut “Slurpable Slice” reaction | | [05:50] | Pizza Hut’s retro restaurant revival discussed | | [13:23] | Show members each give major life updates | | [21:13] | Bobby shares his baby mistake and lesson | | [24:27] | Parenting hacks for soothing babies | | [27:00] | Bobby shares about giving and sponsorship updates | | [30:53] | Eddie to be visited by gynecologist for testosterone advice | | [32:52] | The Jon Pardi stabbing story told | | [37:28] | Sheryl Crow’s reflections on illness, advice about life’s lessons | | [42:13] | “Bonehead Story” – intoxicated passenger bites attendant | | [43:02] | Discussion of “The Big Lonely” documentary |

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Final Thoughts

This episode showcases the friendly banter and vulnerability that makes The Bobby Bones Show engaging for fans: they’re quick to laugh at themselves, tackle odd news, and support each other—while never missing a chance for a gentle roast. The episode’s highlights—Bobby’s new parent learning curve, the team’s surprisingly personal life updates, and Jon Pardi’s wild stabbing story—are woven together by audience participation and a message of reflection and kindness.

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Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby. Transmitting. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Does this sound good? Pizza Hut has launched a drinkable pizza. It's called a Slurpable Slice.

[Eddie]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Why not? Haters.

[Lunchbox]

Gross.

[Eddie]

I like to eat my pizza.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Not slurp it.

[Bobby Bones]

Never tried it.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, that just sounds so gross.

[Bobby Bones]

The current version features a curry cheese pizza.

[Amy]

Curry.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

This just got worse.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't even eat that tomato sauce fluid anyway. It's from sporked is what I got the. But drinking pizza.

[John Party]

No, no.

[Lunchbox]

Out.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Guy won millions in the lottery 11 years ago, never told his family. Any chance this is our caller.

[Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe remember the guy that called and said I won millions and never told my family? And then we were like, we don't believe you. And then it turns out this has happened. So he revealed he won millions in the lottery 11 years ago, never told his family. He spent all those years since acting like he was not broke but didn't have a lot of money. And he said it was like pretty fun and pretty easy. His most treasured purchase was a four thousand dollar mattress.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you win millions and never tell anybody?

[Lunchbox]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Gotta show it off.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you want to tell everybody?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I want everybody to know I'm rich.

[Amy]

There would be signs.

[Bobby Bones]

Your sign would be if you won $10 million, what would the sign be?

[Amy]

Oh, 2 million.

[Bobby Bones]

10 million.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Sheryl Crow]

There.

[Amy]

Maybe there wouldn't be that many signs. I guess I, they wouldn't know all the things that I put away invest in this. There would be signs because I would financially back my ideas that I have

[Bobby Bones]

all Amy's crazy ideas for inventions. She's, she's showing up in like her weighted sweater vest.

[Amy]

My shark tank era. But like I'm the investor.

[Bobby Bones]

10 million, Eddie.

[Eddie]

You tell people they would never know.

[Bobby Bones]

Your family would never know? Nope.

[Amy]

What about your boat?

[Eddie]

They would just be like, wow, Eddie plays a lot of golf. But like, so what? I could, I was playing a lot of golf before.

[Amy]

Are you quitting your job?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you'd quit. But then they would know. They would be like, dad, how do we have enough money?

[Eddie]

No, I would have a little side hustle like, like maybe work at Starbucks part time.

[Bobby Bones]

And you think they would believe you got enough money from that?

[Eddie]

I have a part time job somewhere.

[Bobby Bones]

A contestant on the Grease version of Survivor had to have his leg partially amputated because there was an accident with the propeller of a boat. Does anything like this happen in the American version?

[Lunchbox]

One guy did fall in the fire years back, but nothing like this. He was out spear fishing.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what this guy was doing.

[Lunchbox]

No, this guy, I'm saying this guy was out spear fishing when a boat came by and didn't know he was in the water because he didn't have the flag. The flag.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's how he got got.

[Retirement Home Performer]

Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You can't do that well.

[Bobby Bones]

But if you're filming for a reality show, you don't think there are random boats driving by. And you would think everybody would know where everybody is.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And I would think that the production would have, like, a roped off area of like, don't ride your boat through here.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's crazy. He's gonna make enough money, though, if he would have won the show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't know how that's gonna work out. Like, I don't know if Survivor pays for that or if he did something.

[Bobby Bones]

I would assume Survivor pays for that. Survivor Greece, though. How much money do they have? A couple thousand.

[Amy]

I'm sure it's just as popular there.

[Eddie]

Is it?

[Bobby Bones]

That's a much smaller country. Much smaller production. Yeah. A Pizza Hut franchise is converting 80 locations into the restaurants we've been talking about.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we've been talking on the podcast about how cool it used to be back in the day. And we tried to find some of the random ones and there were like four or five around the country that still had that same old school building, but this guy is bringing back. It looks like 93. Up to 93 restaurants. 80 at first. Up to 93. And it's going to be all the stuff. The salad bar, which is kind of gross when you think about it, but, hey, I'm all for nostalgia.

[Eddie]

All you can eat salad bar. Dude, that was so good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was great. And the red cups. And it's going to be red vinyl boots.

[Eddie]

The lamps.

[Bobby Bones]

The Tiffany style lamps.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

The tablecloths. So that's pretty cool that the guy's bringing all that back. I used to love going to Pizza Hut. So did Eric Church.

[Eddie]

He did. Hometown.

[Bobby Bones]

He just wants his hometown back, you

[Eddie]

know, let's just give it back to him.

[Bobby Bones]

That story's from courts. These Americans were arrested after jumping into this Monkey Japan exhibit. It's the very famous punch the monkey. But you guys did no punch when I was talking about it back in the day.

[Eddie]

Now I do.

[Amy]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly it was like, who's punched the monkey? I was like, this poor monkey was not being accepted by all the other monkeys. But some Americans jumped in. Of course they're Americans.

[Eddie]

Did you see the video?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

They're wearing, like, a costume or like their head is covered and everything.

[Amy]

Like a monkey.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Like a smiley face emoji or.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And they jump over and all the monkeys like, what is happening? Very strange.

[Bobby Bones]

You kind of wish the monkeys would have given the business.

[Amy]

Mm.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, learn the lesson the hard way.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, those monkeys, kind of small though

[Bobby Bones]

they are, but like eight of them all scratching your eyeballs.

[Lunchbox]

But he didn't punch by himself because no other monkey likes him.

[Bobby Bones]

I think possibly Punch has now.

[Eddie]

He's got buddies now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Like, I went to a bunch of new schools growing up and it sucked for a while, but eventually you find friends. The 24 year old college student and the 27 year old were arrested Sunday in Japan. The thing too is you never want to go to a foreign prison. If you're gonna do something stupid, do it in your own country. You don't know what a foreign prison is like. You don't want to get stuck in a foreign prison. You don't know the language they're speaking.

[Eddie]

And I feel like they're not completely fair with people that are not from that country.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because you're not even from there. You don't even know what's fair.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Idiots making us look bad. We don't need any other reasons to look bad. You're making us look bad. That's from USA Today. And then police are investigating after this German shepherd was found abandoned and tied to a rock. Now they found the dog. The dog is now alive and they gave it food and water. But when they find out who did this, because we live in a surveillance state, we tie that person to the rock. Whomever left the dog tied the dog to the rock and left. We tie them to the rock. Do you like that? We're gonna put some water right there where you can reach it. But just enough and it's gonna get old and you're gonna have to get on all fours to drink it. And we're all gonna laugh at you. And for 72 hours you're tied to that rock. What kind of terrible people do this? The guy that was throwing the rocks at the seal. Yeah, I still stand by. We should put him in the water and we should all throw rocks at him.

[Eddie]

Gosh, that'd be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, everybody would line up to do that too. It'd be like a public stoning back in the day. That is from KY3. So people that hurt animals or put animals in those situations, they suck. You're a sucky person. There you go. Hello, Bobby Bones. My ex and I were together for over 10 years and had been close since we were kids. So even though we broke up a few years ago because we wanted different things out of life, I still care for her deeply. I do well financially. I have some family money. She works as an art teacher. That is not the most lucrative career path. After we split, I kept paying a few small things for her, like her phone bill and the loan on an inexpensive car. My current girlfriend thinks the whole thing is. Is wildly inappropriate and says no one fully over a relationship keeps financially supporting their ex. From my perspective, I'm just helping someone important to me. Is my girlfriend right? Or does this cross a line? Charitable ex. What do you think?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's a little weirdly. You have to do that, but you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

So it puts your girlfriend in a bad place.

[Amy]

Yeah, but when you didn't have the girlfriend, okay, fine, do whatever you want. And then once you have another relationship that progresses to a certain point, then you have the realization that it's time to close that chapter.

[Bobby Bones]

She's not your sister. She's not blood. You didn't lose a bed and owe her money. It also puts your girlfriend now in a very, very weird place that the person she's in a relationship romantically is still taking care of someone that he was romantically in a relationship before her. That is not a place I want to be.

[Amy]

Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like it's a bit disrespectful as well. I understand what your heart is doing and saying. I, I get it. But even then, I don't think you're over either.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I mean, is it bad to. Is. Is it bad to just help someone that you care for but not romantically care for anymore? Like, that's not a thing anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was romantic.

[Amy]

And I think she's an art teacher.

[Bobby Bones]

And that puts your current relationship in a. It puts them in a really bad place to wonder.

[Eddie]

I agree.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you want to keep supporting them, like Amy said, when you're not in a relationship, that's great. You could lump Summer out.

[Amy]

What about.

[Eddie]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Like your ex girlfriend, you just give her a big lump sum. Be like, I gotta cut you off.

[Eddie]

So it's like buying her out.

[Bobby Bones]

So here's like a lump sum because I gotta respect my current girl. You don't have to tell the current girl you lump sumter, but you got to get out of that. You got to stop with it with that connection. That would make me feel uncomfortable.

[Amy]

So you tell the current girlfriend that you're doing to try to make her feel better. You tell her, oh, yeah, I'm done. But really, you made a large payment, but you're done.

[Eddie]

You are done.

[Bobby Bones]

You say, I completely understand your feelings. After this month, I'm no longer going to give her any Money. Because what you're saying makes sense to me. And then on the backside, you flip her, like, 10 grand.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a big lump sum.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you go, hey, look, I can't do this. We're not together. It is not respectful to my current relationship. But I want to make sure that I give you enough of a Runway that you can get yourself on your feet. I'm not saying it's.

[John Party]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you have to kind of lie about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or omission is lying. But I. That's. That would be a way to do it. But you cannot continue to pay your ex girlfriend when you have a current girlfriend. Also, if you're continuing to do that, I think you're still in love with her.

[Eddie]

I don't necessarily agree with that, but why would you? Because you care for a person without being in love with them.

[Amy]

I agree.

[Eddie]

You can love them as a person,

[Bobby Bones]

but you're not married. You weren't married. You together with them for a long time. You're still in love with them. I stand by it.

[Eddie]

Wow. Because I think that's where he's coming from. I think that's where he's like, no, I care for this person, so I want to help her.

[Bobby Bones]

Then why aren't you together?

[Eddie]

They're just not in love, man.

[Bobby Bones]

No, there is in love. He. He's in love with her, and she's probably not in love with him, and that's probably the issue. That's why I would say you got. Regardless, you have to stop doing it if you're going to be in a relationship with someone else. That does not make anybody feel comfortable that comes in. In a relationship with you. So that's what I would say. Does everybody agree on that point?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You got to stop paying your ex girlfriend. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We all agree that is a rare feat. All right, there you go. Close it up, Bones. All right, let's get to a voicemail. Hit that one.

[Listener Caller]

So I called a while back to say that my husband was deployed, and I was, like, binge listening to the episodes. But now I have fallen so far back behind like I am on August episodes of last year. So I'm wondering, do you guys think that I should just keep trying to catch up, or could you guys do, like, an update individually of what's been going on with everybody since August?

[Bobby Bones]

I dug in. I have everybody's update.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

So Lunchbox went on the Price is Right. That's his biggest big update.

[Eddie]

Well. Well, Daniel went on prices.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. That's true. If you're hearing us, call him Daniel.

[Lunchbox]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

He went on Price is Right. The name tag said Daniel. That's why I was so confused when people started to DM me going, daniel's on Price is Right. I don't know a Daniel. I know a Lunchbox. Turns out he's been here the whole time.

[Eddie]

There he is.

[Lunchbox]

They wouldn't let me. Guys, it's okay. What's Eddie's biggest update?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, hold on. We're still on yours right now. Relax. Lunchbox went on Price is Right, and he won all the way to the Showcase Showdown. Did not win the Showcase Showdown, but won a home gym, won some shoes, won a trip to Temecula, California. Am I missing anything?

[Lunchbox]

Desktop computer with a webcam built in.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's Lunchbox's biggest update since August.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie says he has extremely low testosterone.

[Eddie]

I have low testosterone. We don't have to say extremely low

[Bobby Bones]

T. Low T. They did a competition where they gave blood, and Lunchbox had very average. Eddie had very low. And so Eddie lost the competition. And Eddie is now lying about the ways he's trying to get his testosterone back to normal.

[Eddie]

No, I'm not lying. I'm trying to organically get my testosterone levels back to where they should be.

[Bobby Bones]

How many sets of squats have you done since that one day? You said you did squats.

[Eddie]

Sets of squats. I haven't done squats.

[Bobby Bones]

But you said you were gonna do squats.

[Eddie]

I did bench two days ago.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not the same. Well, they said, like testosterone, your leg muscles are the largest muscles in your body. Why they say to do squats is because those muscles trigger those hormones that are helping produce testosterone more than anybody else.

[Eddie]

Any other leg. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah. Valid.

[Eddie]

Okay. All right. It's been a while since I've done legs, but I did do bench a couple days ago. I did play basketball yesterday. A lot of jumping involved, so maybe that's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Heavy weights are what helps to stop or sprinting.

[Eddie]

I know I'm trying, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not. And it's okay to say you're not trying.

[Eddie]

I just don't. I'm not in the mindset of putting testosterone from a bottle in my body yet. Like, maybe I'll get there. Maybe I'll get there.

[Amy]

But it doesn't have to be from a bottle.

[Lunchbox]

You need it, dude.

[Eddie]

Where does it come from? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You said you're also eating lots of foods.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Sweet potatoes.

[Bobby Bones]

And how many times I ate Sweet

[Eddie]

potatoes two days ago as well.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So anyway, Eddie has extremely low testosterone. Amy broke up with her boyfriend.

[Eddie]

Well, that's a big one.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, that's awkward. And she kept him on the screensaver for two months.

[Amy]

Later, it was not. He popped up on my phone as my screensaver, and somebody saw it and decided to make a big deal about it. And it wasn't a big deal.

[Eddie]

I think, guys. I didn't tell you guys. I think I saw him this weekend.

[Amy]

Oh, where? At basketball?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Was it. Was he there?

[Amy]

I'm sure there was a tournament.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. I'm pretty sure it was him. And I just kind of went the other way. I did not want the awkward interaction.

[Bobby Bones]

If you saw him with, I don't know, another lady, would you tell Amy, oh, 100.

[Eddie]

I'm Team Amy?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't think you have to be a team.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think you tell her, man. That'd break her heart.

[Eddie]

Would it?

[Amy]

I think you would tell me.

[Eddie]

I would definitely want to tell you, like, Amy, just so you know, he's got a chick.

[Amy]

And then I'd be like, what'd you look like?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you still care?

[Amy]

Maybe it's a sister.

[Eddie]

Oh, right. Okay, well, now, what? Are they holding hands or his stepmom?

[Amy]

That'd be weird because they go to games.

[Bobby Bones]

You're carrying a little more than I thought.

[Amy]

No, I know. I think Eddie. I mean, I know things.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow. She does care. She does care. Okay, well, Amy broke up with her boyfriend. Kinda. No, I'm just listening to her talk over here. Kinda.

[Amy]

I didn't say.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not what you said, it's what you didn't say.

[Amy]

What didn't I say?

[John Party]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And I had a baby.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. I just had a baby. Little update.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I had a baby in March, so that would be my update, so. And it's been going great, so. Lunchbox price is right, Eddie. Testosterone. Well, lack thereof. Amy broke up with her boyfriend, and I had a baby. That would be probably the biggest updates since August. September of last year. I always think you should skip ahead if you're behind on the podcast, but some people really treated me like I had two heads when I said that, so thank you, though, for listening. By the way. You guys can leave voicemails anytime. 8, 7, 777 bottles.

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[Nick Jonas]

Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.

[Eddie]

What's the news?

[Bobby Bones]

Huge news.

[Nick Jonas]

We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.

[Bobby Bones]

We invented a podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, we didn't invent it.

[Bobby Bones]

We.

[Nick Jonas]

We just contributed to first people to do podcasts. Pretty. Yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts starting a trend. But this one's extra special.

[John Party]

So how did we.

[Nick Jonas]

How do we actually come up with the name hey Jonas? Guys, I honestly don't remember.

[Lunchbox]

I think it was on a call

[Nick Jonas]

about what we should call it and we were thinking. I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes, I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a

[Bobby Bones]

bit for the podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

People could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad hey Jonas. And offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that. Guys, listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you from funnier. This week. My guests SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs Banter.

[Retirement Home Performer]

Where does your group perform?

[Bobby Bones]

We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

You can have opinions, you can have like a strong stance and then there's your body having its own program.

[Dr. Maya Shankar]

I'm Dr. Maya Shankar, a cognitive scientist and host of the podcast A Slight Change of Plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation.

[Sleep Number Announcer]

There is one finding that is consistent and that is that our resilience will rests on our relationships.

[Bobby Bones]

I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none

[Dr. Maya Shankar]

of us Likes listen to a slight change of plans on the I Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

We took the baby to a restaurant for the first time now. We've taken the baby for walks, but we have not taken Billy to a public place yet in Z. My wife's like, we just got to do it. And so we tried to time it with a nap. Hopefully she'd fall asleep in the car seat while driving there. And she did. Excellent. And so she's asleep in the restaurant and she get a little fussy. So my wife was, like, holding her while we were eating. And it was a restaurant that you could pay at the beginning because I thought if she starts to freak out, we need to be able to jump. And I don't want to feel like, check, please. So baby's great. Sleeping the whole time. We're there about 25, 30 minutes, and I'm like, all right, let's go. And my wife's like, I don't think we should go yet, because if we go, we gotta then semi wake her up to put her back in the car seat, strap her back in, carry her in the car seat, put her back in the car. Click, click, door slam. It's like, she wakes up, she's be fussy all the rest of the day because it's hard for her to nap, wake up, and then fall right back asleep. I'm like, no, no, no, we'll get it. We'll get the transfer just fine. She's like, can we not just wait here, like, another 30 minutes and let her get her full nap in? We can just hang out. My wife's like, I haven't been out of the house like this since before we had the baby. And I'm like, she'll be fine. She was not fine. I totally screwed up. She was not fine. So put the baby in the car seat, we get her in the back, she's awake. We woke her up halfway through the Navy. It was all me. And then she was fussy the whole rest of the night and, like, crying. It's. It was all on me. And so I learned a lesson. I should have just said, whatever you say, Caitlyn. Yeah, that's the lesson. Yeah, I should have just said. I really felt like it was time for experimentation, though. We went to a restaurant, she's asleep, but let's see if we can keep her asleep through all the steps. I was stupid, so I'd like to say I was very wrong about that. And I'm just going to Say whatever you say, Caitlin. One of the things that we've learned, though, with the baby over the past couple of weeks is she will pretty much fall asleep if there's bath water running. So at first we would get her ready for a bath because we do bath time at like 8:30. And she'd get real sleepy because the water's running. And then I thought, what if I just run the water when she's fussy? And I can, like. Because we bounce on this ball. We have this ball we bounce on. We bought all this crap. But the thing that is the best is like this gym ball that you can just bounce on one of those, like, I don't even know what you call medicine balls.

[Amy]

Aren't they?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not a medicine ball.

[Amy]

They're really big ones.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's full of air.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. What are those called, though?

[Bobby Bones]

Squishy air balls. Regardless, you all know what it is, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And so we'll go in and I'll bounce her while the bath water's running. The problem is that's a lot of water. They're just running. So now if I do that, I must take a bath after.

[Eddie]

So you don't waste the water.

[Bobby Bones]

So I run the water for me.

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I go, okay, I got her. I gotta take a bath, I guess. And so. But the water, that is an A. Did you guys find anything when you had babies? Anything? Because that ball is like six bucks. We bought all this other crap we spent way more money on. It doesn't work. That ball.

[Amy]

Stability ball.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That ball and the bath water running are just saviors right now. You guys have anything?

[Eddie]

Yeah, ours was the car, like, so our baby, my oldest would love the car. Just be in the car seat and driving around. So, I mean, one in the morning, two in the morning, we'd be in the car driving around the neighborhood.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

In circles. And it worked every single time.

[Bobby Bones]

Do babies get car sick?

[Lunchbox]

Some doctors. Mine would throw up every time we went somewhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Really?

[Eddie]

Every time?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting.

[Lunchbox]

My second one. Yeah, it was bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Does that same child still get car sick as.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Grows out of it? They just said it's something about, you know, they're getting used to moving around and being out in the world and the turns on the road. I guess Dodger said, that'll go away. And it did.

[Bobby Bones]

Never went away from me.

[Eddie]

You're still car.

[Bobby Bones]

I still get car sick for any time I'm in any moving vehicle. Did you have anything that worked for you?

[Lunchbox]

Baby bum on Netflix. It's like little nursery rhymes and just, I guess the melodies. I don't know. You would turn it on and I mean. 10 seconds, baby, stop crying every time.

[Bobby Bones]

I have found, because Billy is what, 10 weeks old now, I have found that if a screen is on, she's locked in and she doesn't even know what's up.

[Eddie]

It's a lifesaver.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm.

[Eddie]

It really is, man. Like, we got judged so hard when we went out to eat one time and we gave everyone screens, like, because they were all little. And we're like, everyone gets a screen.

[Bobby Bones]

But how little? Because she sucks. She doesn't get a screen. She can't even hold a screen.

[Eddie]

Right, right. No, no. This is already when they were like one or two. Like they were older.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think that makes sense. A 10 week old should not be magnetically attracted to a screen.

[Eddie]

But they are.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter what's on. She's just like, the lights.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I mean, I don't even know if they were watching it. Just hearing the little. Whatever. Whatever the beat was, or rhythm. I don't know what you call it. They were just like, oh. And they'd go back to sleep and stop crying.

[Eddie]

Dude, you know what amazing you're gonna find crazy is when you give them a phone. Like when they're one or two, right? You give them a phone, they know how to navigate. Swipe right, go down, click that.

[Amy]

Like when they're one or two makes

[Eddie]

so much sense to them that they're just like, huh. Open that app. Close that app. Next one. It's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think they build those phones and get kids addicted way early? Like, they make it so kids can figure it out so quick.

[Eddie]

Possibly.

[Bobby Bones]

Then they have them for life.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they're set for life because they got them early. Yeah, they.

[Bobby Bones]

They were addicted early. Well, the learning lesson from this segment is I'm trying to do better at just saying. Kaylin, you're right. We're gonna do what you say instead of doing what I think is best.

[Sheryl Crow]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm also now sponsoring food for an eight and under softball team for girls.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I believe in Iowa.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's my newest adventure.

[Eddie]

So we have archery.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I got an archery team from Magna Cove. I got this guy that needed help with diapers. And you guys thought he was scamming me?

[John Party]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

He left a voicemail.

[Eddie]

Oh, he did? Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, would you please pay? Voicemail. Voicemail number two.

[Retirement Home Performer]

I'm the guy that Bobby gave baby money to. And then offered to give me more. Not scamming. Bobby really needed the help. We're expecting our third and how to use that money. But you know, really grateful for what Bobby did. Disappointed that Amy at all thought I was scamming. I expected that from Eddie and Lunchbox and not Amy. But it was very generous that he helped my family out.

[Amy]

Okay. Yeah, that felt I feel a little bit. Hey, you got to be on your toes. Like don't hate the player, hate the game.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you're just saying stuff.

[Eddie]

Amy, you think that was a real person? Colin or AI?

[John Party]

What?

[Amy]

What?

[Eddie]

Do you think that was a real person or AI?

[Amy]

I thought it was a real person. Is it not?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Eddie could be a scammer.

[Bobby Bones]

Still, Eddie is lending to your theory that it was someone scamming me.

[Amy]

No, I think that that's a real person and I'm sorry that I doubted any of it. And Bobby is generous and I'm sorry you you for your loss.

[Lunchbox]

Your loss.

[Bobby Bones]

When his dad died, that's why I gave him the second amount of money.

[Eddie]

I was like, I thought he was on a third baby.

[Lunchbox]

I was like third baby, he's got a loss man.

[Bobby Bones]

Quick catch up. Guy was like hey yeah, could you help me with some diapers? I said I got you. I sent him a couple hundred bucks. He said thank you so much. This helps because my dad also just died and I'm like dang, let me send you another couple hundred bucks.

[Amy]

But he didn't ask for that.

[Bobby Bones]

No. And then you guys are going oh, he's scamming. Yeah. Yeah, he leveled up. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like next week it's gonna be I lost my job. Can you help me out?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Right. But no, no, no, not me. Yeah, I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you were the one that started the whole thing.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they're the ones keeping it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's my 8 year old softball team that I've officially sponsored. Their food she said. My daughter's 8 and under softball team has been invited to compete with at the Midwest Nationals in Des Moines, Iowa. This is such an exciting opportunity. We're looking for businesses or families willing to sponsor our team meals during the tournament. And they had a goal to raise for all of. I just paid all of it off and they said any donation big or small? So I hit them with the big and they're gonna be eating. Boom.

[Amy]

So every meal is you. And they were trying.

[Bobby Bones]

They had a goal and I just paid their whole goal.

[Eddie]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't know.

[Amy]

Well it sounds like It. Or you're a majority of the meals, because it sounds like each meal is gonna be covered maybe by a different person or business. And now it's just every meal.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever it is. Problem now is I can't go into my comments at all because you're getting. Yeah, it's every. It's every. Every message.

[Eddie]

What's the point of a sponsorship, though? Like, if I own an air conditioning company? Like, isn't it, like, don't. Don't I get a patch on a.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I ain't doing it for that. I'm just doing it so I can help people.

[Eddie]

But, like, say I were to sponsor this woman's or this. This softball team. Like, how do I get my air conditioning company part of the meal? Like, how do I get the benefit out of the sponsorship?

[Lunchbox]

You had to have your sign up, and then parents see it, and they're like, oh, when I need air conditioning help, I'm gonna call him. It's not gonna be immediate, but you hope down the road they'll remember your name.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

But businesses want to pour into their community. This is a way to give back.

[Lunchbox]

They want to pour into their community, AKA get my name out there. So people come to my business.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I've seen those, I think, on that Magna Cove archery team. Like, I paid for a bunch of that. I think I'm getting a patch on their banner or something. I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless there isn't a real team. And I scam there too. If I do 10, how many times do you think I get scammed?

[Lunchbox]

Four.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang, that's high.

[Eddie]

That's high.

[Bobby Bones]

I think maybe two.

[Eddie]

I would think two.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think two. So, yeah, that's a little update there, that I'm now the food sponsor for an Iowan 8 and under softball team. So there you have it. Another update that Eddie doesn't know about yet is very soon. Even tomorrow. We're bringing the special guest for Eddie.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

We're bringing in a special guest for Eddie.

[Eddie]

I heard you like somebody. I've been like somebody. I like somebody I've been asking for. Like who? No, no. Is it a T. Doctor?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope, it's a gynecologist.

[Eddie]

No, I told you, I don't need a gynecologist.

[Amy]

Well, we. No, we disagree, and we think that you absolutely need a gynecologist.

[Eddie]

Amy, I don't have a vagina.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna have her examine.

[Lunchbox]

We're gonna check that out.

[Amy]

She'll decide what you need and what you don't need.

[Bobby Bones]

So Eddie's testosterone is so low. We talked about this earlier in the show. It's so low that Amy's team, they not only deal with, like you said, vaginas.

[Eddie]

Who's Amy's team?

[Amy]

My gynecologist and her nurse practitioner.

[Bobby Bones]

They work in areas like testosterone replacement.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Amy]

And other hormones.

[Eddie]

So he. He or she. She.

[Amy]

She.

[Robert Smigel]

She.

[Amy]

Both of them are women.

[Eddie]

So the women. The women gynecologists are going to come to examine me.

[Bobby Bones]

They're going to come to the studio tomorrow and they're going to have a talk with you on how to improve your testosterone.

[John Party]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Just a talk and then possibly examine you.

[Eddie]

What possibly?

[Bobby Bones]

I've asked for the stirrups.

[Eddie]

I'm not doing stirrups.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know if they're bringing them in or not, but we will bring a gynecologist. Ready?

[Eddie]

This is so stupid. We don't need to be doing anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you not want to be healthier? Yes or no?

[Eddie]

I want to be healthier.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then swallow your pride.

[Amy]

And if anybody. You just said a lot of people come up and ask you about your testosterone. You can be like. Well, now you can be like. Well, I finally saw a gynecologist say.

[Bobby Bones]

My gynecologist says.

[Amy]

And this is what she told me to do.

[Bobby Bones]

So tomorrow a gynecologist will be in hanging out with Eddie. Okay, good.

[Eddie]

No, I can't wait, man.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, good deal. All right. There's all the updates. John Party got stabbed.

[Amy]

By who?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's a crazy story. You don't know it.

[Amy]

Oh, you mean the original stabbing?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's a big one. People don't know that.

[Amy]

Okay. I thought you said he got stabbed again.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, you know, what if he got stabbed again, I believe it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He wouldn't surprise me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing John. So first of all, John Party, 41 years old today, his number one stream song is Head over Boots. I was talking to him, and he told me the story. He once got into a fight at a party with a guy. They continued their discussion. It turned into the guy stabbing him 11 inches across the center of his stomach. Here you go.

[John Party]

No, I was 18. The first two are just slices on the arm. I was out in the country. He was waiting outside for me. Popped me in the mouth, knocked me down, busted my lip. I got back up and I started, you know, I started fighting him. He said he got scared and pulled a knife out, but he started to fight you know, and I ended up with losing that fight. You know, he, you know, just swinging. You know, I'm not like a trained Dr. Man or something, you know, I was just swinging. I just had adrenaline at 18. It's like, ah. And then I didn't even know I got stabbed. And my buddy came and broke up the fight and pushed me back in. His hands full of blood. And then that was like the beginning of the ride to the hospital.

[Bobby Bones]

And so they had to go to the hospital and they got to one and no emergency room.

[John Party]

The first hospital we stopped at didn't have emergency room. So we had to drive 15 miles to UC Davis. And we got there and they didn't even know what do mean. Like he busted through the door, like, you know, like he's stabbed. It's just blood everywhere. Like I couldn't imagine being in the lobby and be like, oh my God. Like this guy comes in here, there's blood everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

John Party stabbed all the way across 11 inches right there in the stomach. Gosh. You go in, you're. You're covered in blood, by the way. If you get cut on your shoulder, you're covered in blood. But he goes in like, sorry, no emergency room at this hospital. That's weird. A hospital doesn't have an emergency room.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So yeah. John party 41. Happy birthday. We talked about a lot of stuff. For example, you want to hear a John Party vocal? Warm up. Here you go. Hot water.

[John Party]

And then like I'll have pre recorded vocal lessons and I'll probably do that for like 10 minutes. Like the.

[Eddie]

Sometimes it's like,

[John Party]

that's a good one. And then the geeky, geeky, Gee, gee, gee, gee, geeky. I mean, it's so strange to people, but it really does help.

[Bobby Bones]

Happy birthday. John Party. Talking about John Pardy, he was saying that Keith Urban was a deciding factor for him because he did put out two songs in a row that were boot songs because he did head over boots and dirt on my boots. But then Keith Urban was a big part of that.

[John Party]

Keith Urban had at that year he had cop car and then somewhere in my car. And I was like, well, this is another car song boot song out, you know. And my favorite was the president of Universal, Mike Dungan was like, you know, I don't care about back to back boot songs. I care about back to back hits. That's literally what he said. And I was like, all right, put it out. You know, I always say to everybody, ask me, it's like, I wear boots all the time. I'm wearing boots right now. Just a thing, you know, I have a lot of boots.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a thing. He moved to Nashville at 22, had a bunch of different jobs.

[John Party]

I got a job as a lifeguard and an after school counselor. That kind of helped me get by. And that kind of happened in a place called Losers Substituting. You know, if the guy couldn't make a gig, they'd call me, come play.

[Bobby Bones]

Four hours.

[John Party]

I knew a bunch of covers because we played in covers. And, you know, we started 10 and we ended at 2.

[Bobby Bones]

He did it. What?

[Eddie]

After school counselor.

[Bobby Bones]

First time I ever heard him say that. I think that just went right over my head the first time. So, yeah, John Party's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

[Bobby Bones]

Arithmetic.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good. Or what?

[Amy]

Art.

[Lunchbox]

That was the Morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a massive Sheryl Crow fan, and she was talking to me about when she got cancer and how that changed her life in a positive way. Because some advice that she got. I do want to play this. This is from the Bobby cast. This is Sheryl Crow and myself.

[Sheryl Crow]

I was engaged. I had three beautiful stepchildren. I wanted to have kids with this person. We split in the same week that we split, I got diagnosed with breast cancer, and I found out he was seeing a really famous actress. And I really felt like I went through about, I guess, nine months of radiation and grieving and anger. And I had a really stoic oncologist who literally looked like my grandmother. But one of the things that she said to me was, she's like, I've had a thousand women come through with breast cancer. Don't miss out on the lesson. It took my life screeching to a halt to get to a place to go. Okay, who am I and why am I doing what I'm doing? Do I love what I'm doing? What. What am I supposed to be doing?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think about that?

[Amy]

Wow, that's powerful.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you take from it?

[Amy]

Don't miss out on the lesson. Like having some. A doctor just remind you, like, you're here. You have a chance to evaluate your life. And a lot of us don't get that wake up call. Like, I. Well, I haven't, and I don't know what it will look like. But even just hearing her say it is making me reflect on my own life.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Anytime spent with Cheryl Crows, a plus time. I saw she was selling that place that Lunchbox went to.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Which isn't her house.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I won't say anything that.

[Eddie]

I know what he said.

[John Party]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like her. She bought it for her parents or grandparents.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I know, but there's something that I. I mean, I know where she lives, and I don't want to mention it.

[Eddie]

It's part. It's part of her whole estate.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it was said news. It's connected.

[Lunchbox]

So they did say that it's connected to her.

[Eddie]

It's connected. Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

They did say that.

[Retirement Home Performer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have inside information?

[Lunchbox]

I thought I had inside information that she lives right there, too.

[Eddie]

It's all in news, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Shell Crow lists stunning slice of palatial Nashville estate for $1.8 million.

[Eddie]

But this is interesting. Like, you can buy this house and live in Cheryl Crow's little area.

[Bobby Bones]

She has a lot of acreage, though. Dude, you're not. You're not super close. Like, you can't look over the fence and see her.

[Eddie]

Morning, Cheryl.

[Amy]

Slice of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, but it's like a slice where there's a lot of room between you and. Or her house. House.

[Sheryl Crow]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because I said, hey, Lunchbox went to your house. She goes, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. But check out that Bobby Cast. It is really, really great. It's on Netflix. Or you can search for the Bobby Cast podcast and subscribe there. This woman gets a call from a private investigator, and they're like, hey, your hus. Jeff named Ronald Stan. And he's been presumed dead for over three decades somewhere else. How crazy would that be? In 1998, she, Deb Proctor, was 41. She was a divorcee. Two kids got on a dating app, and she met Walton. They married, but the real guy. Because Walton was a fake name. The real guy, in 1977, just disappeared after a big fire killed a bunch of pigs. He just disappeared. So they found him living under his new identity.

[Eddie]

So was he married? I'm assuming he was married, then. Probably faked the whole thing to get out of his marriage.

[Bobby Bones]

He faked the whole thing to run from this barn fire that killed all the animals.

[Eddie]

Oh, But, But. But he didn't die in the barn fire, so why would he fake his own death? He was getting away from something, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, from being. From going to jail.

[Eddie]

Oh, he started the fire.

[Bobby Bones]

It said he disappeared after a barn fire, killed several pigs.

[Amy]

So he was gonna go to jail for.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, but he supposedly died in the fire, right?

[Lunchbox]

He.

[John Party]

But.

[Bobby Bones]

But. But if there was a bar, I don't know why he left. I thought he started the fire.

[Lunchbox]

He did.

[Bobby Bones]

He.

[Lunchbox]

He was faking his own death by doing the barn fire. Like, he was in the barn, and so some of the livestock got killed, but he was saying, oh, look, they'll think I'm part of this fire, and it was an accident I die.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, but what Eddie's asking, though, is why did he do it? It's not in the story.

[Eddie]

He must have been running from something, maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

I assume running because he killed a bunch of animals.

[Eddie]

Not it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that is not it. Dang. How about that? You find out that the last 30 years of your marriage wasn't even to the person you thought it was to, like, do you trust anything ever again? Ever again? Anything? Because you spent three decades with a person who you thought you knew, the closest person in your whole life, and that has all been a lie. How do you trust anything or anybody ever again?

[Eddie]

Terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

That is tough. That's from Fox News. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead glory of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Melbourne, Australia. A flight was leaving Australia headed to Dallas, Texas. About seven hours into the flight, guy goes back to the bathroom, can't get the door open, starts yelling, I can't get this blinking door open. I can't get the blinking door open. Flight attendant said, sir, please watch your language. He took off his glasses and bit her.

[Bobby Bones]

Why couldn't he get the door open?

[Lunchbox]

He was intoxicated.

[Eddie]

And why did he have to take his glasses off to bite her?

[Bobby Bones]

Both good questions, probably with the same answer. He was intoxicated. So then what happened? Did they tape him to the seat? No.

[Lunchbox]

They diverted the plane to Tahiti, and he was taken off the flight.

[Bobby Bones]

That sucks for every passenger. Okay, I'm lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones. All right, voice.

[Retirement Home Performer]

Now, I just got done watching the documentary the Big Lonely. I noticed someone had a daughter named Sarah. Just got done listening to your show, and we got to hear Sarah for the first time. Is this the same Sarah? Just wondering what your thoughts are. Can't wait to hear what you think.

[Bobby Bones]

So many people have asked that question. I have not asked that question to her.

[Eddie]

Think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

So on the show a couple days ago, we finally heard a voicemail from Sarah, our listener that has terminal cancer. She had sent me this long dm. I read it on the air. She recommended we watch the Big Lonely, a free documentary that you can Watch on Tubi or YouTube. It won some awards back in the day, but it's from 2014, so we've all been watching it. Some of us have watched it, some of us haven't. We'll review it next week. But yes, there's a daughter named Sarah and one of the theories is she could be her. I don't think that's the case. I don't know if the ages check out, but I don't know. Like, I literally don't know. I don't want to say too much about the documentary either. Who has watched it? I have.

[Eddie]

I have.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy has. Eddie has.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, did you watch it yet? No, can't stream anything right now. Oh, he has no Internet. Poor Mike. He's had no Internet for like a week already. Can't do tubi, can't do YouTube. Dang lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I haven't been able to get to be on my TV yet.

[Eddie]

It's on YouTube too.

[Lunchbox]

I don't have YouTube.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's on the Internet.com YouTube.

[Bobby Bones]

You Y-O-U-T-U-B-E.com.

[Eddie]

yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So it's just like a video on YouTube?

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, that's if you can watch it free. You have commercials, but yeah, you gotta.

[Bobby Bones]

That'll stop. Do a commercial.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Lunchbox]

So someone uploaded the entire video just to YouTube?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but for example, I did an entire hour and 10 minute comedy special on YouTube that I did. People do that all the time. They load long form if they own it.

[Amy]

Yeah, not just someone. The people behind.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I thought it was like someone filmed their TV and they had it on YouTube.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, no, no, no, no, it ain't that.

[Lunchbox]

Do you understand my confusion?

[Bobby Bones]

I do now. Seven years ago I would have. But yes, the Big Lonely, it's up. They have YouTube movies and TV just as part of YouTube. Not YouTube TV.

[Lunchbox]

That's on me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's on you. Hand up. That's on him. It's an hour and 21 minutes. It's called the Big Lonely. You can watch it on YouTube. He's searching it now. He's over on the trackpad right now

[Lunchbox]

trying to figure out YouTube right now to see where this is. The big.

[Eddie]

It's on YouTube.

[Lunchbox]

Lonely.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Eddie]

This is cool. It's cool watching him.

[Bobby Bones]

We're watching it in real time.

[Amy]

Hopefully this is helpful.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like watching a baby eat a lemon.

[John Party]

There it is.

[Eddie]

Right in the face.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It has 2,000, 297 comments.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but how long is it?

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. It's playing an ad right now.

[Eddie]

You can skip it in, like, 10 seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, you can just see on the bottom.

[Lunchbox]

1 hour, 21 minutes and 53 seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. You can watch it right there. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

There's a fire burning. The opening scene, the crackling fire.

[Bobby Bones]

So you can watch it now. There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Let there be light.

[Bobby Bones]

We're done. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve, executive producer, Raymundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Guaranteed Human.