WEDS PT 1: Bobby Did Something He's Not Proud Of And Amy Is Worried + Famous Music Wardrobe Game + Weird Thing Women Are Judging Guys For + Bobby Almost Went LIVE Naked!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – September 24, 2025

Episode: WEDS PT 1: Bobby Did Something He's Not Proud Of And Amy Is Worried + Famous Music Wardrobe Game + Weird Thing Women Are Judging Guys For + Bobby Almost Went LIVE Naked!

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Overview

In this lively Wednesday episode, Bobby Bones and the team mix laughs, games, and real-life stories. The show kicks off with a music wardrobe trivia game, delves into tricky parenting dilemmas about honesty and dreams, explores quirky topics like judging men for their laughs, and features personal stories—including Bobby’s near-miss Instagram Live mishap. There's also listener calls, odd news stories, and an engaging interview snippet with Colbie Caillat. As always, the crew’s wit and chemistry shine throughout.

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Key Segments and Insights

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1. Famous Music Wardrobe Game

[03:11 – 09:47]

Bobby hosts a trivia contest where he names iconic clothing items or “trademark looks,” and the team guesses the artist.

• Memorable Outfits & Answers:
  • Single white glove and red leather jacket → Michael Jackson
  • Schoolgirl outfit → Britney Spears
  • Jumpsuits, sideburns, dark sunglasses → Elvis Presley
  • Columbia shirt → Luke Combs
  • Cowboy hat and bell bottoms → Lainey Wilson
  • Baggy clothes and green hair → Billie Eilish
  • Cone bra → Madonna
  • Big sunglasses and feathers → Elton John
  • Flannel shirt and oversized cardigan → Kurt Cobain
  • Leopard print hooded duster → Shania Twain
  • Mullet and flannel cut off → Morgan Wallen/Billy Ray Cyrus

Notable Banter:

• Bobby teases Lunchbox for missing the obvious “Elvis Presley” answer.
• “He wears jumpsuits. I thought he wore suits.” – Lunchbox [04:42]
• Eddie wins the round by nailing the most answers.

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2. Parenting Dilemma – Should You Tell Your Kid They Can’t Sing?

[09:48 – 14:22]

Bobby reads an anonymous email from a mother wondering if she should let her daughter pursue singing (despite her not being good), or gently tell her the truth.

• Morgan’s Perspective:

  • Shared her experience: her mom let her enter talent shows and get lessons but refused to let her audition for American Idol to spare her public embarrassment.
  • “Looking back now, I’m really thankful… she was looking out for my best interest. But I’ll tell you, in that moment, no, we fought like dogs and cats.” – Morgan [11:54]

• Team’s Advice:

  • Eddie: Let them try a few lessons, get a professional opinion, but don’t blindly fund something that isn’t working out.
  • Bobby: “But is pursuing a dream a waste of money? Some kids suck until they get good.” [14:23]

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3. Weird Baby Names (Brisket?!) and Meat as Inspiration

[14:22 – 18:19]

A woman’s brother wants to name his child “Brisket,” inspired while smoking meat.

• Crew debates meat-related baby names:

  • Angus
  • Kobe
  • Porter (as in Porterhouse)
  • Frank (Frankfurter)
  • Chuck (Chuck roast)

• “Brisket’s the worst one.” – Bobby [17:34]

• “Porter’s an awesome name… Brisket’s a funny nickname for an offensive lineman.” – Bobby [14:53]

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4. Bobby Almost Goes Live Naked on Instagram

[18:20 – 20:31]

Bobby recounts how he nearly showed more than he wanted to on Instagram Live while preparing to post a podcast promo from the bathroom.

• “I went live for like three seconds butt naked, camera face down… Six more inches and you saw—everybody would have seen it all.” – Bobby [19:19]
• He reflects on how accidental “live” moments can happen, referencing the notorious Chatroulette era.

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5. Weird Thing Women Judge Men For: Their Laughter

[26:08 – 30:41]

Bobby discusses a survey: two in five women are turned off by men with “peculiar” or loud laughs.

• “These are two in five. These are awful women.” – Bobby [26:09]
• The team jokes about their own laughs and how dating could be impacted by an obnoxious one.
• Could “bad laughs” be inherited? Group agrees it’s more learned by environment.
  • “No way a laugh gets passed down genetically.” – Bobby [29:01]

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6. Food Delivery Fail & Bobby’s One-Star Review

[36:19 – 41:27]

Bobby describes a food delivery disaster: everything in the bag spilled, but he didn’t immediately know he could get a refund.

• Amy is shocked he didn’t request a refund and explains how that works.
• Bobby reveals he left a one-star review and reduced his tip from $11 to $1.
  • “I did something I don’t normally do… I gave them one star and $1.” – Bobby [38:41]
• The team debates the ethics and safety of rating drivers poorly.

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7. Listener Calls – Experience vs. Expenses

[31:58 – 34:32]

• Nikki from Oklahoma asks if she should spend significant money to travel for an Anne Murray tribute show.
  • “The one thing in my life that I always am happy I did is paid for experiences… If you can afford it, go and do it.” – Bobby [32:31]
• They recount stories of concerts that were actually podcasts.

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8. Colbie Caillat Interview Snippet

[41:58 – 43:53]

Bobby and Colbie discuss the famous intro to “Bubbly” and the awkwardness of introversion.

• “I actually wanted it taken out because I was embarrassed by it… And then he kept it, and everyone liked it, and I was—still wanted it taken out. And I got, you know, majority vote. I lost.” – Colbie Caillat on her “Will you count me in?” line. [42:04]
• Colbie admits first impressions are tricky for fellow introverts.

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9. Tell Me Something Good: Police Officer Rescues Dog from Fire

[31:24 – 31:58]

A feel-good story: Police officer saves a dog from a burning building. The rescued dog, Oakley, even stops to retrieve his own collar and leash before leaving.

• “See it in the dash cam footage. He left the dog—he’s like, let’s go, let’s go—and the dog runs, grabs it and then comes back to him. It’s hilarious.” – Bobby

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10. Other Notable Bits, Stories, and Calls

• The Price is Right Tips: Former contestant calls in with advice for Lunchbox: “You need to study California prices—everything’s more expensive!” [51:01]
• Food mishaps & delivery drama: Did Bobby’s review/low tip make him a target? The team debates.
• Baby born in car: Story about a man catching his baby in a hospital parking lot and speculation if you record that on Carfax. [48:33 – 49:51]
• Small-town law: Jessup, Iowa bans toilet-papering houses due to harassment and homecoming pranks.
• The Morning Corny:
  • Amy: “What do you call a duck who likes fireworks?”
  • Bobby: “What do you call it?”
  • Amy: “Fire Quacker.” [50:35]

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Notable Quotes & Funny Moments

• On present-day meat-inspired baby names:
  “Brisket’s a funny nickname for an offensive lineman.” – Bobby [14:53]
• On Bobby’s Instagram mishap:
  “Six more inches and you saw—everybody would have seen it all.” – Bobby [19:19]
• On accidental live videos:
  “We almost had Wiener Palooza 2025.” – Bobby [19:50]
• On whether to tell your kid the truth:
  “Some kids suck until they get good. I’m just throwing that out there.” – Bobby [14:23]
• On laughs being judged:
  “Would you marry someone with an annoying laugh? ... Am I going to hear that laugh for the rest of my life?” – Eddie [28:47]
• On driver reviews:
  “I did $1 and one star. I don't like that I had to do that, but I felt like that was the mature thing to do to help other people in the future.” – Bobby [40:40]
• On life experiences:
  “I’ve never paid for an experience… that I look back and go, I shouldn’t have done that.” – Bobby [32:31]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment/Event | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|----------------| | Show kickoff, wardrobe game | 03:11 – 09:47 | | Anonymous inbox (singing kid dilemma) | 09:48 – 14:22 | | Baby name “Brisket” debate | 14:22 – 18:19 | | Bobby’s almost-naked IG Live story | 18:20 – 20:31 | | Weird thing women judge men for (laughter) | 26:08 – 30:41 | | Tell Me Something Good (dog rescue) | 31:24 – 31:58 | | Listener calls: Anne Murray show advice | 31:58 – 34:32 | | Food delivery fail / 1-star review | 36:19 – 41:27 | | Colbie Caillat interview snippet | 41:58 – 43:53 | | Baby born in parking lot story | 48:33 – 49:51 | | The Morning Corny (Fire Quacker) | 50:35 | | The Price is Right call/advice | 51:01 – 54:00 |

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Tone & Style

Fun, quick-witted, and relatable banter. The show blends games, real talk, random news, and listener engagement with the warm, teasing dynamic that keeps fans tuning in daily. Each segment is peppered with genuine humor, honesty, and a sense that no topic is too silly—or too real—to discuss.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you missed this episode, you got a taste of classic Bobby Bones Show: a mix of pop culture games, personal stories, real-life dilemmas, and interactions that are as funny as they are heartfelt. You’ll leave feeling entertained, a bit more informed—and possibly double-checking your Instagram Live button.

Transcript

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[C]

Here we go.

[B]

Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio.

[D]

Morning, Bones.

[B]

I'll give you an iconic outfit or a trademark look. These are all musicians. Tell me who the artist is. Write your answers down. If I were to say meat dress, you would say Lady Gaga, right? We did that in the warm up. Here we go. A single white glove and a red leather jacket.

[C]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Michael Jackson.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Michael Jackson.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Michael Jackson.

[B]

Good job. A schoolgirl outfit.

[D]

Oh, I know that.

[B]

That's creepy. She was like 16.

[D]

I was 16 too.

[B]

But you're. But you're not now. We're 16 too.

[D]

Yeah, you're not now, but it takes me back.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Britney Spears.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Britney Spears.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Britney.

[B]

Good job. Jumpsuits, sideburns, dark sunglasses.

[C]

I'm in.

[A]

I'm in.

[D]

Wait, what?

[B]

Jumpsuits. Sideburns, dark sunglasses.

[D]

Jumpsuits. That's what's throwing me, man. Sunglasses and sideburns.

[B]

Five seconds.

[D]

I got it. I think.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

New Kids on the Block.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Elvis.

[B]

Eddie. Elvis. It's Elvis.

[D]

He wears jumpsuits. I thought he wore suits.

[B]

He also had the jumpsuits. You know, the big collar, white, like one piece.

[D]

Oh, see, I almost went Blues Brothers.

[B]

Bedazzled big onesie.

[D]

Didn't realize those were jumpsuits, man.

[B]

Columbia shirt.

[A]

I'm in.

[C]

Hold it.

[B]

What?

[C]

I'm in.

[D]

Columbia shirts.

[C]

Every time.

[D]

I don't even know what that is. I think I'm in for the win.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Luke Combs.

[B]

Correct. Amy.

[A]

Luke Combs.

[B]

Yeah. Eddie.

[C]

Luke Combs.

[B]

Good job. Cowboy hat and bell bottoms.

[A]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Lainey Wilson, lunchbox.

[D]

My friend from the parking garage. Lainey Wilson.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

First I thought it was Aldean, but I went Lainey Wilson.

[B]

Good. Good change. Good modification.

[A]

He's more of like just flare jeans.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He's more low rise.

[C]

Yeah, they're a little. Yeah, that's true.

[B]

Yeah. Low rise jeans. All right, next up, baggy clothes and green hair.

[A]

Oh, man.

[D]

Baggy clothes, green hair.

[C]

I'm in.

[D]

Who has green hair? Green hair, baggy clothes.

[B]

Five seconds.

[C]

You want Bobby to repeat it?

[B]

Baggy clothes.

[D]

I don't know. Who has green Hair, though. That's a problem. A lot of people.

[B]

Everybody in?

[D]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Beastie Boys.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Green Day.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Billie Eilish.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

One of the coolest clips I've ever seen is her. I think she's like 16 and she's. She's not headlining the festival. And it's like her first festival appearance. She goes out and does bad guy. It's awesome. It's like three o' clock and the entire crowd is singing every word of that song. It's when she was like introduced to it. It's one of the coolest TikTok clips I've ever seen. All right, enough about me. Cone bra.

[C]

I'm in.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

Giving you guys an iconic outfit or a trademark look. Cone bra.

[D]

I don't forget a bra. I'm in for the win.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

I have Madonna.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Madonna.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Madonna.

[B]

Correct. Eddie's got the lead right now. Seven, Amy. Six. Lunchbox. Five.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Big sunglasses and feathers.

[C]

In.

[A]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Elton John.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Elton John.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Elton John.

[B]

Good job. Flannel shirt, an oversized cardigan.

[C]

Oversized cardigan.

[B]

Oversized cardigan, flannel shirt.

[A]

We just keep repeating flannel shirt and oversized cardigan.

[C]

Did the brawny man wear a cardigan?

[B]

No.

[A]

He's also not a guy.

[D]

It's gotta be. It's got to be a mistake position, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

All right, I'm in.

[B]

You can't stall me by going. All right.

[D]

Lunchbox, Adele.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Amy Taylor's lift.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Oh, Kurt Cobain.

[B]

Correct.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Nirvana. Kurt Cobain. Good job. A leopard print hooded duster.

[A]

I'm in.

[D]

What is a duster?

[B]

Just.

[C]

Just go with leopard print. Dude.

[B]

A leopard print hooded duster.

[D]

Leopard print hooded buster. All right, I'll go with this. That jumps in my mind.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Shania Twain.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Shania Twain.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Shania.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Final one. Eddie's up 1087. Yep.

[C]

This is worth what, five points.

[B]

Ten points. Oh, boy.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Now we're going a mullet and a flannel cut off.

[A]

Oh, I'm in. Whale.

[C]

I think it'd be a couple people.

[A]

Yeah, now that I think about it.

[C]

But you're in, though.

[B]

So a mullet and a flannel cut off shirt.

[C]

Oh, brother. I'm in.

[B]

Are you kidding? I made it worth 10 points, cuz I thought it was the easiest one.

[A]

I have something, but there's two people.

[D]

I'm ready.

[C]

But, Amy, you're already in.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I'm going person. I have.

[B]

What do you have?

[A]

Morgan Wallen.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Billy Ray Cyrus, Eddie.

[C]

See, those are the two people, but I went. Morgan Wallen.

[B]

Morgan Wallen. All right.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Eddie is our winner. Nice job. Yeah, it's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox. There's a question to be. Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is convinced that she's a great singer, but the truth is, she's not. At first it was cute and funny, but now she's talking about trying out for talent shows and competitions. I don't want to crush her confidence, but also don't want her to embarrass herself. She recently asked me if I would pay for singing lessons. Do I pay for the lessons and let her figure it out on her own, or do I find a gentle way to tell her the truth? Has anyone ever had to break it to their kid that they're not as good at something as they think? Signed mother of aspiring singer. I do want to go over to Morgan first, not because she has kids, but because I think she was the kid in this situation. Would you agree?

[F]

I absolutely was. My mom, I really wanted to be a singer. I wanted to be on American Idol, and she refused to sign. Put it this way, my mom supported the dream of me being a singer. I entered talent shows. She paid for singing lessons. She paid for guitar lessons. She allowed me to dream. But where she drew the line was when I wanted to audition for American Idol, and she said, I will not sign this paper because this is not a dream that you should keep pursuing.

[B]

Well, because they could have put you on TV as one of the bad singers.

[F]

And that was what she was worried about. She was like, I don't want you to embarrass yourself for the rest of your life.

[B]

Did you think as a kid at any point you could sing?

[F]

Yeah, I thought it was a really good singer. I was in choir. They would give me solos. Like, I don't know who was listening to me.

[A]

Yeah, like, everybody get a solo or just.

[F]

No, no.

[B]

Is it because you just wanted it real bad?

[F]

You auditioned for it and I would get them. So I don't know if just over the course of time, you know, like, maybe I hadn't fully developed yet, and so my voice was kind of good at one point.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Or they're like, oh, let's give it to.

[B]

Oh, give us a special girl. Yeah. So how do you feel about that, though? Do you feel like your mom was supportive? Are you happy about her allowing you to chase a dream?

[F]

Looking back now, I'm really thankful that she did that for me. She really was looking out for me and wanting my best interest. But I'll tell you, in that moment, no, we fought like dogs and cats for months after that because I fully believe she was crushing my dreams.

[B]

Do you wish you would have done something differently?

[A]

No.

[F]

I mean, it worked out how it was supposed to, so I don't think so.

[B]

Yeah. Because you can't sing.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Like, that was not gonna be. And who knows? I could have wasted my whole life trying to go after that dream, thinking I was good at it.

[B]

So some still are in this town. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

How do they not know?

[B]

I. I don't know.

[D]

Because people tell them they're great. People are scared to tell them that they're not good.

[B]

I don't think that's it here. I think people don't know people. So. So that people have no problem telling people they don't know they're not good. Like, you put something on Instagram and you're singing and you're not good, people are going to be like, this is terrible to me.

[C]

It's the waste of money of, like, lessons with your kid. You're with a kid. Back to Morgan.

[B]

So what would you do, Eddie, Your kid. Let's say one of your sons wants to be a singer and he cannot sing.

[C]

I would let them try it.

[B]

I would.

[C]

I would pay for one lesson. I'll pay for one lesson, and then I'll have a meeting with whoever's doing the lesson after, whatever, five lessons or whatever, and be like, hey, do you really think we should be doing this?

[B]

And. But they're going to say yes regardless.

[A]

Because they're getting your money.

[C]

Well, then maybe I'll sit in on it and I'll make my own judgment. But, like, I feel like that's just such a waste of money to just keep saying, like, yeah, here's lessons, here's lessons. And then really deep inside, you know that they're never going to.

[B]

But it's pursuing a dream a waste of money. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[C]

When you realize it's not good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Bobby, didn't you teach yourself to play guitar off a Walmart chord sheet? And then, so, like, there's other ways to learn. Like, there's YouTube. You could.

[C]

That's true, too.

[A]

Say, I want to see you putting in the work and the effort. And if they are dedicated to putting in the work on their own, then I could see, like, paying for a lesson or two, like Eddie was saying, and then assess from there.

[B]

But you wouldn't do it.

[A]

Yeah, I'd probably just be like, oh, we're not going to do private lessons. That's expensive.

[C]

Expensive.

[A]

So I feel like that's an easy way to get out of like, oh.

[B]

You claim everything's expensive.

[C]

Everything.

[B]

It doesn't matter what we say. You groceries.

[A]

But then if they're putting in the work, if you give them all the free options and they're putting in the work, and then maybe you're like, okay.

[B]

So make them prove that they really want to do it. If you're going to spend money on it. I think that's fair. I think that's good. So let's go with that. Yeah, There we go. Yeah. Thank you for the email. That's got to be a difficult thing to have to go through with your kid who sucks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But then some kids suck until they get good. I'm just throwing that out there. Thank you for the email. Close it up. Yesterday we saw a few baby announcements. Luke Combs is having their third kid. Luke and his wife Scotty McCurry had a second baby. So congratulations to them. And I saw another story. A woman's trying to get her brother to reconsider naming his kid Brisket because he came up with it while smoking meat. And he was like, this would be an awesome name. Brisket.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't hate it.

[A]

It's not bad.

[B]

That's a terrible name.

[C]

Brisket.

[B]

That's a. That's a funny nickname for like an offensive lineman. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Hey, brisket dude.

[B]

Yeah. Fill the hay gap.

[A]

Yeah, no, that's just.

[B]

Brisket's a. That can't be real. Like that has to be. And I would appreciate it and respect it if it were a bit. He was doing a bit to mess with everybody.

[A]

Like all the types of meat. It might be the best.

[C]

Yeah. Steak's not good.

[A]

Yeah, like. Or ribeye.

[B]

No, but here's a little sirloin. Hey, have you met sirloin?

[A]

Yeah. See, that's not gonna work. New York strip Filet mignon.

[B]

The name her brother wants to give his son. The woman said her 29 year old brother and his 27 year old wife are expecting the first child. Together they've been trying to come up with a name for some time. Inspiration struck the dad to be when he was smoking meat in his backyard. And now he is stuck on naming his child after a cut of meat. And they have settled on Brisket. Wow. Wow.

[C]

I mean, sometimes it just comes to you, man. The weirdest places.

[B]

Yeah. That's a weird name. And that's not a place I think you should find your baby name, the Smoker.

[A]

But I guess if the mom is on board.

[B]

Let me ask my assistant what other meat names you can name a kid or even food. Yeah, let's just do meat first.

[A]

Stick with the meat.

[B]

Here we go. Hey, good morning. Hey. Wondering what are some types of meat that would also translate into being a good baby name? Good morning. Well, that's definitely a fun and out of the box question. If you're thinking about meats, that can also sound kind of name. Like you could go with something like Angus. That's a classic sounding name that also happens to be a type of beef. Or Kobe could work. He's got that cool Internet and vibe. And it's also a famous beef. Even brisket sounds kind of quirky and cute if you really want to go full on unique. So hey, if you want a name that stands out, you might just find some inspiration in the butcher shop.

[A]

Was she listening to you?

[B]

Dan? Can you give me three more options? Absolutely. Let's have some fun with it. So another option could be Frank, like Frankfurter. But hey, Frank is a totally normal name that just happens to have a sausage origin. You could also go with Chuck, which is short for Chuck Roast. But it's a classic guy's name on its own. And for something a bit more out there, Porter, like Porterhouse Steak could be a stylish and kind of upscale sounding name.

[A]

There's so many should go with Kobe or Porter.

[C]

No, no, no, guys, you're missing the point. Brisket fits right in.

[B]

No, brisket's the one terrible one. There were six she listed and. And brisket was the one that wasn't good. Porter's an awesome name. Like Porter Wagner. Yeah. Chuck. Like Charles.

[C]

Charles Barkley.

[B]

No, like Chuck Meat.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Chuck Daly. Chuck Norris.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

Chuck Berry.

[A]

Also Chucky.

[B]

Chuck E. Cheese.

[A]

I don't like it.

[B]

Angus from acdc. Angus T. Jones. Yeah, there's a lot of great meat names. Brisket's the worst one.

[C]

Dude, Frank's a crazy one. I didn't even think about it. Frank.

[A]

Yeah, whenever she's like, oh, well, this sounds like a fun question. Is she like stalling? So she's thinking. Is that like when she's thinking, I.

[B]

Think she's just being personable.

[A]

Well, like, cut to the chase. I don't.

[C]

And I like mums.

[B]

I like my assistant to be very human.

[A]

Like, she's like, what a.

[B]

You're such a. You're such a hater of her. Are you jealous? Are you jealous that I'm going to.

[A]

Somebody else I say her for? Yeah. I felt like we were on our way to figuring out some good ones. And then you went to her.

[B]

We weren't going to get there.

[A]

Him.

[C]

Eventually we would.

[A]

She's a him with a feminine voice.

[B]

It's not. She is a her, obviously. With a pretty masculine voice.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

You guys can hit us up. 87777 Bobby Bones. Almost had a disaster last night. Almost put my wiener on Instagram live.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Well, because I was getting out of the shower and I was trying to remember to put up a Bobby Cass teaser because I had Colby Calla on and Brett Eldridge is coming up on Friday. And so what I'll do is I'll just take a picture of my hand and cover it so close to the camera it just looks like a black wall. And then I'll write on it, which I did. I wrote Colby Calais our interview up now. Brett Eldridge coming up on Friday. Dave Ramsey coming up on Tuesday of next week. But the camera was facing down as still. I had no clothes on. And I kept hitting live because you know how at the bottom you pull. It's like picture story live. And I kept hitting live. And I went live for like three seconds butt naked, camera face down. And I didn't realize I went live until after like three seconds. And I was like, oh, let me turn that off there. And I talked to my mother in law last night and she was like, hey, I saw you went live. It just showed the bathroom floor. And I was like, oh, man, six more inches. And you saw. Everybody would have seen it all.

[C]

Oh, wow. Oh, that's too close.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So I've always been like, man, how does somebody accidentally go live?

[A]

There you have it.

[B]

Yeah, we're really close to having an issue.

[A]

Oh, man, you should separate that. The live should be more.

[B]

Well, you know what I did to it Counted down and went, 3, 2, 1. And I was like, why does it keep counting down to take a picture? But I was just on the wrong tab.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

Yeah. Not really my thing to be on the wrong tab, but yeah, we almost had Wiener Palooza 2025.

[A]

Reminds me of what? What was it back in the day? We were seeing that. What were we logging in and we were seeing?

[D]

Chat roulette.

[A]

Yeah, Chat roulette.

[B]

Yeah. But that. You were expecting it. Yeah, you were. Because that became a whole thing. Like you get on chat roulette and what happened was it was a website. You go to, you log in and then it just roulettes you with people all over the world. You don't know who you're going to talk to. And then sometimes it would just be like, well, then it was mostly wieners. And we'd play how many till we get a wiener? And we'd make bets. All right. Five till we get a wiener. Oh cool. This is, you know somebody in Albuquerque. Oh cool. New York. Oh, wiener.

[F]

There it is.

[B]

Three. Who had three? Yeah, you almost got chat roulette without the chat.

[F]

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[C]

I've heard guys though with that before.

[B]

That's funny when you do that. That makes me laugh.

[C]

Who is that?

[B]

This guy. But I get a real high pitch when I'm really going. Mine goes real high.

[C]

Yours is good though, like that. Yours is so unique that it's like, that's pretty funny.

[B]

But mine's feminine. It could be misconstrued as feminine because it gets really high up there. But women prefer an under control, lower toned laugh. Oh, with a smile. Guys who laugh high pitched and obnoxious often are looked down upon by women.

[A]

So yours is just high pitched a little bit. It's not obnoxious.

[B]

Yeah, you get me going. You can tell when that's a real laugh?

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

The higher I get, it turns into like a literal dog whistle. You guys can't even hear it. I'm just laughing hard and you hear nothing. But dogs are looking around. What do you think, Amy?

[A]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that I've ever encountered a guy with a really obnoxious crazy laugh.

[B]

But maybe don't do obnoxious. What about a crazy laugh? Like, really wild?

[A]

Now that we're talking about it, maybe I'll start to notice it more and I'll report back, there is nobody I can think of right now that has an unattractive laugh.

[B]

It would be hard if you had a really weird laugh to have to consciously change your laugh.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that's such a visceral thing.

[A]

And then imagine meeting a guy and he's like, checks all the boxes. But then in public.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you can't do anything funny in public ever. You can't go to a funny movie. You can't go to a comedy show. Like, you can't around family. I mean, my family would have a field day with that. It just wouldn't work.

[C]

Dude.

[B]

That would be crazy. Like, what if you met the hottest chick ever and you're like 25 and everything's going great and she's like.

[A]

Yeah, that would be.

[B]

You can't do it. What would you do? Let me ask the guys. Because that's got to be a hot ratio of, like, hot to no annoying.

[C]

No, no, you can't do it.

[B]

Even if she. You. She was everything. Like, you're 25, you're single, you meet her and she's like, hey, this is my girlfriend. And you tell a joke, she's like.

[C]

I don't think so, man. I don't think so.

[D]

The laugh is a real. That's bad. That's bad news. That's scary. Oh, because you'd be embarrassed to take her. Anyway, you go to dinner with your friends and she starts laughing, all your friends are gonna be going, oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. I. Yeah, that's a turn off, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then you gotta think, like, am I gonna marry this woman? Am I gonna hear that laugh for the rest of my life? You cannot.

[B]

Right. Every time you're watching that, you'd hate.

[A]

Do you run the risk if you procreate that like your kids?

[C]

Yes. It gets passed on.

[B]

There's no way a laugh gets passed down genetically.

[C]

That's not genetic.

[B]

I don't. I say no way. Like, I. I don't know that I.

[A]

Feel like I laugh like my mom.

[C]

I feel like I laugh like my dad.

[B]

But is it acquired meaning? You were with them, so you heard them.

[A]

Well, either way.

[D]

Same way they're gonna hear their mom.

[B]

Well, but genetically different. But you can change and acquired more.

[C]

So you think we learned how to laugh from hearing our parents?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Potentially.

[B]

I. You learn how to speak by listening to your parents.

[A]

Yeah. You get their accent, some of their mannerisms.

[C]

See, I feel like that's all DNA.

[B]

I think I could get past it.

[C]

No, you cannot. There's no way.

[B]

Dude, you're telling me. If I met my wife and I said something funny like on our first, let's say first couple of days, because at this point we hadn't developed a relationship and she's like.

[A]

I think you would struggle with that.

[D]

You would, you'd ask her if she was okay.

[A]

I mean, or you would just lose your funny.

[B]

Oh, I become the most serious guy ever since the Seinfeld episode.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember that? Yes. Laughs are not passed down genetically. They are a complex behavior influenced by a combination of learned social interaction and genetic predispositions for certain personality traits. Learned behavior, environmental factors, genetic predisposition. How would you describe Amy's laugh? Like, I would describe her as like a chipmunk or a woodpecker with a snort.

[A]

Occasional snort, but like sometimes it gets a little loud. But I'm not. I don't think it's.

[B]

No, no, no. I don't think it's obnoxious.

[C]

I think everyone here has unique laughs. Like, Amy's laugh is pretty unique. I don't hear a lot of girls laugh like her.

[A]

Really?

[C]

No. And then Bobby for sure never heard it.

[B]

A lot of girls laugh like me either. It's time for the good news with Bobby. There's some body cam footage of a police officer going into a burning building. Now, the officer was named Michael Eli. He bust down the front door and the fire alarms were going off and he's searching the room looking for anyone inside. The house was empty, thankfully, except for Oakley, which was a four year old American Staffordshire terrier who was trapped behind the pet gate. Dang. That dog had be freaking out. So the cop kicks the gate down, gets the dog out, and on his way out, Oakley runs off from him for a second and grabs his collar and his leash and then runs back to him.

[A]

Oh, that's so cute.

[B]

So he had been trained to do that when he was leaving the house. And you see it in the dash cam footage. He left the dog. He's like, let's go, let's go. And the dog runs, grabs it and then comes back to him. It's hilarious. Also, big shout out to the cop for going into the house because we don't know who's even in the house. The Aurora Police Chief Matt Thomas says it's always rewarding when we can save a family member. Even a four Legged one. But the video is hilarious because the dog's like, wait, yeah. Can't leave yet until you can keep me restrained. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Let's go to Nikki in Oklahoma, who is on the phone right now.

[G]

I got a quick question.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

So I need to find out if you guys think that this is worth it or not. I am 42 years old, live in Oklahoma, single, mama, three kids. Ann Murray is going to be at the Ryman and a tribute concert. And I don't know if anybody even knows who she is in the studio today, but she's my favorite singer. She was my very first cassette. Played it till it didn't play anymore. Sang her songs in my backyard when I was six. And is it worth it for the flights, the tickets, the hotel, for me.

[B]

To go, can you afford it?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Yes. The answer is yes. If you can afford the experience and you really want to do it, and this could possibly be one of the last times you could do it, I say do it. If you're not leaving your kids in danger, they got childcare. If you can afford it, go and do it. The one thing in my life that I always am happy I did is paid for experiences. There are things that I've bought that I'm like, man, I shouldn't have bought that. That was stupid. I've never paid for an experience. Went on a trip that I look back and go, I shouldn't have done that. So you for sure should do it if you can. And if your kids are taken care of.

[G]

Yeah, kids are taken care of. They're a little bit older, but, yes, they can. They can be with their dad. And I just didn't know if it was worth it for me to, you know, take off the work. Flights, tickets, hotel, the whole thing.

[B]

Capital, capital, Y, Y, E, S. Absolutely. What's your favorite Anne Marie song?

[G]

You needed me? Daydream Believer.

[C]

That's a good.

[G]

In any of those.

[B]

Daydream Believer and Homecoming Queen.

[D]

You guys know who this is?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I do now.

[C]

Did she say tribute show? Because that got me with.

[B]

I know.

[C]

What band was it that I went to go see?

[B]

You went to go see the tribute of Pink Floyd?

[C]

No, Skinner.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Leonard Skinner. It wasn't really Skinner and it wasn't them. Yeah. The band was called Tuesday's Gone. Right. Right. That's one of their songs. And you're sure it's really Anne Murray? It's not an Anne Murray tribute singer.

[G]

Well, no. I mean, no, she's gonna be there, but there's a lot of people. There is Martina McBride, like, some really big names doing her so songs. I'm not sure if she's even going to perform, but she's, you know. You know, Canadian. Canada Songbird. She's never. She's never here. So I thought it's worth the risk. Even if she sang one song, I.

[B]

Would go, there's Trisha, Martina, Lori Morgan, Pam Tillis. And they're singing her songs. I would go, I make you. I heck, I want to go. Yeah, you needed me. Let me see what that is. You needed me. Is that it? Long intro. Not for the club. Dang. Go hard a Mary. Dang. I need to throw the choruses, though. Hold on. I can't say I know this one. I feel like I've let down. Canadian song. Canadian songbird. Canada songbird. Do you see the story? Hey, Nikki, go to the show for real. That's awesome.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

All right, all right.

[G]

I'll send you a pic if I make it.

[B]

Please. If you make it.

[C]

If she goes. Ends up going, oh, dang.

[B]

Sounds like she's putting herself. Her life in danger. Like she's gonna hit you.

[G]

I'm perfectly fine.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Perfectly fine.

[B]

Nikki, you should go. Okay. All right. All right. Bye. Bye. There was a story about people that went to a Casey Musgrave show at the Ryman. Same thing. And so they get there, and then they come out and they go, hey, there will be no performance. So people get upset. It turns out they didn't know they were getting a ticket to go to a Casey Musgraves. Being a guest on a podcast. Oh, it was written, but people didn't pay any attention to. It was like, Casey Musgraves. All they saw is Casey Musgraves Ryman. They bought tickets. All the people were dressed up thinking it was a Casey Musgrave's concert.

[C]

And so Casey was there.

[B]

She was the guest. She was the guest on the podcast. Oh, they were doing from the Ryman stage.

[A]

That also happened to Miley Cyrus. Cyrus recently. Yeah.

[B]

At a movie press event.

[A]

And people were like, yelling, like, are you gonna sing?

[B]

Well, and then that one. There were, like, six people up there. It was like, all the actors. It wasn't just Miley. And they're like, are you gonna sing? And she's like, no. And then she ended up like, acapella, like, the climb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, just read. Just read, because it's all right there in front of You. But that people. They said people started walking out.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

Some fans thought they paid to see Casey in concert, but they found out it was a live taping of a podcast about mushrooms. No way, Bones. I used a food delivery service, and I order. This is what I ordered exactly. I ordered a smoothie. I ordered some random bone broth over to Juice, and these three things come to my house in a bag, all dumped over in the bag. Right now. Dumped over in the bag. I don't feel like is the restaurant's fault, because I don't think they dumped it over in the bag. And if they did dump it over in the bag, don't you think the person. Because it was all wet, don't you think the driver would have been like, oh, this is dumped over. So the driver dumped the food over and even accidentally and then left it at the door. Dumped over. Or the. Again, there was a ring around the bottom of the bag. And as soon as I saw it, I thought, great. All my. And the smoothie was three fourths of the way. Dumped over bone. All of it was.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

What would you have done?

[A]

Oh, I'm gonna take a picture and I load it into the app and I get a refund.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know that was an option.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I didn't do that. I would have.

[A]

I do that. If they're. They credit. They credit you back right away. They'll ask you, do you want a refund on your original form of payment, or do you want a credit to the delivery app? And normally, I mean, they would want you to choose credit to delivery app because then that keeps you using it. But, yeah, you should. That's what I would do immediately.

[B]

Well, I still drank the fourth of the smoothie, so I think I would have felt guilty about getting a refund on something I was still drinking.

[C]

Right, Amy?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You still keep it.

[F]

You take a picture.

[B]

No, I know, but I drank a fourth of the smoothie.

[C]

Oh, good.

[A]

We take a picture before you drink it. And then I think, yeah, you don't want to waste it. But you still weren't delivered the quality of product that you were promised.

[B]

Well, I did something I don't normally do, almost never do. I went on the app and they're like, rate your driver. I gave them one star.

[A]

Oh, I don't do that. You don't do that.

[C]

Why not?

[A]

No, no, no. Take it up with the business.

[B]

But you think the driver is going to come back and kill you?

[A]

Well, or something. They know exactly where you live.

[B]

I don't think they keep a notebook. Yeah, but they have a memory.

[C]

Memory.

[A]

Yeah. You always like to act like they don't know where they went last. Yes, they do. Yes, they do.

[B]

But also, they know they dumped it over. And I think other people that are getting that driver, maybe they shouldn't get that driver. If they're bad and they get enough ratings, maybe they. They're not allowed to drive anymore. Like, take care of people.

[A]

Well, I let the delivery app work that out. That's between them and doordash or whatever that is not.

[B]

How do they know? If you don't tell, then they know. I'm not low rater. I gave them one star and then I had a tip on there. I remember the tip Exactly. It was $11. I changed it to $1. I gave them one star and $1.

[C]

Wow, that's good.

[A]

So did they ever know they had 11?

[B]

Probably not, because I don't know when it goes in because I. They dropped it at the door, and like three or four minutes later, I went and got it. If they got tipped the 11 in that three or four minutes, like, as soon as they drop it off, it goes to Ching 11. Well, then they got a minus.

[A]

I mean, what in the world are you doing with that bag to where it gets that messed up? They literally, like, maybe drop it at the door.

[C]

Do it at the door.

[A]

Yeah, like.

[B]

Like a 1960s paper man. I gotta go.

[C]

I gotta go.

[B]

Boom.

[C]

There's your food.

[B]

It was unbelievable to me. And I understand that people are going through crap sometimes, so service is going to be worse, and I don't penalize people for that.

[A]

But this was careless.

[B]

This was so. Yeah. It was so reckless that I gave them one star and one dollar.

[C]

If you were the driver. Just thought about this. If you were the driver and it was in your car and it tipped over and you saw that the. Oh, the bag's kind of wet. But I'm already here. I could just leave it at the door.

[B]

I know what I would do, and I would do something different. I would take it out of the bag, because if it tipped over a little bit, something's gonna be out. But I'm gonna take it out of the bag and I'm gonna sit. Sit them on the porch with that no bag, because it happens all the time.

[C]

But even if it's.

[A]

Even your smoothie would be, like, fourth of the way down.

[B]

Or I would send a note to the person going, hey, it dumped over. I'm really sorry. What would you should ask for a refund. That's happened before. They've messed up the food, and they tell me, hey, you should ask for a refund. Something happened here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that. Or I would go and stop at a gas station and pour water in it, make it full again.

[A]

Yeah, I thought. I was thinking that. Do you have a bottle of water? Just fill it up.

[B]

Yep. And then it's on the restaurant. Yes, it's on the restaurant. Bringing a crappy product. So I did $1 and one star. I don't like that I had to do that, but I felt like that was the mature thing to do to help other people in the future.

[C]

This is good, though. You never take tips away.

[B]

Never. Because I was the person that needed tips my whole life.

[C]

That's growth.

[B]

But if I did a bad job, I would expect less tips. So that's all so about murder tomorrow, guys.

[C]

We know who did it.

[B]

Come for the person. Get into my app and look at it and see who it was. Because then I do. I develop a story about them in my head after I do something like that. I'm like, oh, man. Charles probably had a bad day, got in a fight with his wife. She's like, you're going too much. Doing the delivery, driving. He's like, I'm just trying to raise money for our family.

[C]

Our kid.

[B]

Yeah. And he's out. Probably got a grandma. That's sick.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

And here I am tipping him $1. So then I'd fight this the whole time, but I feel good about it. I'm secure in my $1 and one star. It does not make me a worse person.

[A]

It makes you a vulnerable person.

[B]

And Amy thinks I'm gonna die. So here's the song Bubbly from Colby Calais. I did an hour with her on the Bobby cast, and we talked about the question she probably gets asked the most and that at the beginning of the song, she's like, will you count me in? Which she hated. We'll play that. And then also she said something to me that I felt, wow. I'm glad she told me. Made me a little uncomfortable, but I'm glad she told me. So, Colby Kelly, here's us talking about that. Do you get asked most of any question ever? Can I predict the question you get asked the most?

[H]

Sure.

[B]

I would think the question you get asked the most is, did you know that we're going to leave that part of Bubbly in? When you say, will you count me in?

[H]

That is a. That's probably.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I would go into an interview going, okay, just get out of the way.

[H]

Yeah, it's. I. I actually wanted it taken out because I was embarrassed by it because I. Although I wrote the song, the way I wrote it on my guitar was different than how my producer played it. And so I kept coming in at the wrong time when I came in for my vocal, and so I just was like, will you count me in? And he was like, that was so cute. I was like, that is not cute. That's embarrassing. And then he kept it, and everyone liked it, and I was. I still wanted it taken out. And I got, you know, majority vote. I lost.

[B]

So if somebody just sees me somewhere, I get. A lot of times, hey, you weren't very friendly, and I'm like, well, you never said anything to me.

[H]

Are you introverted?

[B]

Extremely. Until it's time not to be. I have two modes. Extremely introverted 85% of the time. And then when it's showtime, like, it's a switch, and I amplify everything about me.

[H]

Okay, so I'm the same. I'm. I'm. I'm very shy, timid to say hi to people. But I. I think of people have told that about me, and, like, when I walked in here today, you're hello. I was like, oh, maybe he doesn't like me.

[B]

I don't know really well, my hello. Not warm and welcoming.

[H]

The thing is, is it's not. It's more like if we were already buds and had seen each other lately, but since we didn't, I was like, oh, he. Oh, no.

[B]

Like, this is so good to hear, because I would never have thought that.

[H]

But that could also just be my social.

[B]

It's both. I'm sure it's both. Wow. For sure. Both.

[H]

Well, I know you're not. I mean, you came and you said hi to me on my walk, you know, so. I know it's not that, but, you know, I was a little sensitive at first.

[B]

That's so good to know. And I mean, I'm serious. Yeah. Because you came in and I was like, hey, Colby. Because, like, we live right down the road, and I did stop in the car, and I was like, oh, I feel like.

[H]

I think it was like, hey, Colby. That's how it felt.

[B]

Yeah, I get it. I get that. It definitely wasn't me thinking I'm cool or being a jerk.

[H]

I didn't think that. I didn't. I didn't think that at all.

[B]

Dang. That's good to know, Mr. Bobby Bones. To hear that. Full interview. Go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. And her new duet album, this Time around, comes out this Friday.

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[D]

Angelica and Luis were sitting at home when she goes into labor, starts having contractions, like active labor. She's like, hey, we gotta go to the hospital. So they start driving to the hospital and they get about two blocks away, she goes, I think the baby's coming. I think the baby's coming. She's screaming, of course. And so he reaches over there and puts his Hand down there just to catch the baby in case pulls into the hospital parking lot. It's like, we're not gonna make it inside. And so he deliver the baby right there in the parking lot.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Would you ever catch a baby? Does there fall out?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does.

[C]

It falls out.

[B]

Got it.

[D]

It comes slide. Like, if you don't catch it, it goes.

[C]

No way.

[B]

Huh? I was. I don't know. Like, I wasn't asking, like, challenging it. I just don't. I don't know how baby comes out.

[D]

Yeah, that's why they're always having it. Like, you're ready there.

[B]

I thought maybe you, like, grabbed the head and pulled a little bit.

[C]

Well, I've heard them say push.

[B]

Yeah, well, if you push, obviously, it could fall, but I didn't know if you pushed to the point where, like. And then you grab and give it the final tug.

[D]

No, I mean, if it's stuck. But usually they come out and they start making.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

But, yeah. I mean, it'll whoop right down to the floor. You're not careful.

[B]

I told you. I knew a guy who delivered the baby in his car. He said the car was demolished. On.

[C]

Did they keep the car?

[D]

You can't. You got to burn it.

[B]

I don't. I don't know.

[A]

Did you enter that on Carfax?

[C]

You have to.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah. He was like. The car was done. He was like. It was a mess. Good story, though. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up. You wake up in the morning and you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning, and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is the Bobby Bone store. And now for the morning Corny. The morning Corny.

[A]

What do you call a duck who likes fireworks?

[B]

What do you call a duck who likes fireworks?

[A]

Fire Quacker.

[B]

There you go. Let's call it. That was the morning Corny. Let's go over and talk to Holly in Wisconsin. Holly, you're on the show. Good morning.

[G]

Morning, Body Bobby. Morning, studio.

[B]

Morning.

[G]

Well, I was just calling because I have a tip for Lunchbox. I was actually a contestant on the prices right back in 2005 or 2006 with Bob Barker. And I made it. I was one of the original people called down. It was probably, like, the biggest adrenaline rush of my life. But the tip that I have for lunchbox is, well, there's two. First of all, you know, they audition everybody in the audience. They line you up, and they'll Ask you just a couple questions. And so, like, you got to give it your all. I, like, had a T shirt, and I was super, like, upbeat and whatever, and so that's my first tip. But my second tip is I never made it out of contestants row because I'm from Wisconsin and I did not study California prices. So California prices are much different than I was accustomed to. And so I ended up, like, under bidding six times.

[B]

So.

[C]

Oh, that's a good point.

[B]

But how do you study everything?

[C]

Could you go, like, to an online grocery store in California and see the prices?

[B]

But it's not all grocery store stuff. It's microwaves. It's suitcases, cars. Maybe you just think whatever you think it is, add 10%.

[C]

Oh, there we go.

[B]

Instead of studying everything, but then you're going to get in your head so much. Maybe just be the guy that goes a dollar and every time.

[D]

Dollar every time.

[C]

I see those guys win all the time.

[B]

But, yeah, you're really disliked. The dollar guy. Yeah, the dollar guy. Or the one that goes, like, $1 over, over.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, they go 129. Drew, 130. You will not be liked. But if you're not worried about that, it might get you on the show.

[D]

I don't care about making friends. I care about making it up there to meet Drew Carey. I care about Showcase Showdown.

[B]

We did a Las Vegas version, and there was hundreds of people in, and I got called down, and I got called right down. And I was on the row, and I got up on stage.

[C]

No way.

[B]

I don't know what I did. Did I do a dollar more?

[D]

You did a dollar more.

[A]

You also got a microwave.

[D]

You won a microwave. And Amy was a.

[B]

Did I do a dollar more, though?

[A]

I don't remember. But you. I think you did, but I don't think you cared if people liked you.

[B]

I don't. I literally don't care if people like me. So that sounds like something I would do. And then I got up and I missed a game. Bombed out on it. But I did get called up, and it's a massive auditorium, and then I won to get up and then missed the deal.

[C]

That's awesome, though.

[B]

Yeah, it was fun.

[D]

Yeah. You're so lucky.

[A]

Yeah, you were.

[B]

They saw me and thought I'd be perfect for the show.

[A]

I know, but.

[B]

But I'm everyman.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What do you think they saw about it? Like, what did they see in you?

[B]

Charm.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

And a guy who didn't care if people liked him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's his most likable trait, that he didn't care that people liked him. But, yeah, we all went together. Yeah. I don't know. I was crazy. They were just like, bobby, oh, what the crap? Okay.

[C]

Hey, when they call your name, though, is it a huge rush?

[B]

I don't remember. It felt. No. It was fun because it wasn't on television. It was as big as the television one, meaning that auditorium was the same size, same amount of people, stage was huge, but it wasn't on tv. So it wasn't like I was different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was middle. And I was like, oh, this is fun. And Amy was so excited about getting on, and she didn't get on. And so I thought that was the fun part, that Amy was determined. She's like, I gotta get on this.

[A]

Well, yeah, before we went on. That's why Lunchbox just mentioned that. Remember I said, which I feel like Eddie said something similar to this the other day. Like, oh, I'll get on. I'm gonna kill you or something. I didn't really mean it.

[B]

You did say that. If you get on and I don't, I'll kill you. That's what she said.

[C]

Dang it.

[A]

Yeah, it was awkward.

[B]

I was just going to sit. I just thought it'd be fun.

[A]

We were young.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. What a time, though, huh? Hey, we're fancy free.

[A]

Yeah. Just in Vegas. Just in Vegas, living it up randomly. We would just go for the weekend.

[B]

Bobby Bone Show Bonehead Story of the Day.

[D]

This story comes to us from Providence, Rhode Island. A woman works at an elementary school as a intervention specialist. She tries to help people that have bad behavior. Well, one of the kids wasn't doing what she wanted them to do, so she bit the kid on the arm.

[B]

Oh, bite. Did she get intervention?

[D]

Yeah. She has been relieved of her duties.

[B]

That's one version of it. Dang. Okay, I'm Lunchbox.

[D]

That's your Bonehead Story of the day.

[B]

There's a town in Iowa, they banned toilet papering houses.

[D]

What?

[B]

Of all the things that I did as a kid, and I didn't do many things that would have got me in trouble, we toilet papered some houses because that was funny. That's something that nobody broke anything. There were no windows being broke. There were no walls being spray painted, garages being. I felt like that was pretty easy. That was a fun one. Except we would go to the grocery store to buy the toilet paper and they knew something was coming because we'd all. There'd be like five of Us that would go in. We only did it twice in the hot Springs village.

[C]

And how much toilet paper would you buy?

[B]

A ton. First you go in and ask for a case, and then they got to where they wouldn't sell us cases, so we'd go in and just buy like four things and then walk out with it. But yeah, we went. We rolled it. Made like the local paper.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's impressive.

[C]

Big time.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, we were pretty good at it for sure. I guess maybe if you see someone rolling your house because we called it rolling, that's. I don't know. They get a gun and shoot you. Like, that's probably a reason they don't allow it anymore, don't you think?

[A]

Yeah, but I just figure, are you rolling random people's house or. We always rolled people we knew, so they had other teenagers.

[B]

We rolled people we knew.

[A]

Right. So I feel like if you're getting rolled and you've got teenagers, you know, it's likely teenagers rolling you. So.

[B]

Yeah, but you could roll a house that you don't know because maybe they were rude or.

[A]

Oh, true.

[B]

I'd imagine maybe people are getting shot by people they don't know. But this whole town is like, hey, you can't do that anymore. Jessup, Iowa, the police department has issued a statement concerning harassment that has come as a result of TPing incidents. Specifically the annual homecoming tradition of decorating homes and trees with toilet paper. The problem is, is non participating homes. They've been the subject of TP every year. They say that's harassment. Anyone busted will be subject to charges. KCRG with that, they should. That's the thing. You just don't get caught. But if you do get caught, you should get charges. That's even how we used to do it. If you get caught, you get charges.

[C]

How long would it take you guys to do it?

[B]

Seven minutes.

[C]

Real quick.

[B]

Chunk, Chunk, Chunk, Chunk. Find Chunk. Chunk, Chunk, Chunk. House. Tree. Tree, tree. Go. Get out. But only did it twice, but man, that's like the worst thing I ever did.

[A]

Like old house.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I never really did much. Never really had time to do bad stuff. You're working. I was working. That's right. Yeah. Anyway, we're done. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast hello Divorce yes, this is a divorce ad about hello divorce.com and you might be asking why you're hearing it. Even if you're happily married or single, chances are someone close to you might be thinking about or going through divorce. Help them skip expensive lawyers and unnecessary stress. Tell them to visit hellodivorce.com for clarity, savings, and peace of mind. Because sometimes being a good friend means sharing the right resources. Hello, divorce.com support your friends can trust.

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