WEDS PT 1: Bobby Has A Grudge List! + Rudest Celebs We've Met + Why Did Amy Almost Quit The Show? + BIG Day For Lunchbox!

Summary

Podcast Summary – The Bobby Bones Show (WEDS PT 1) Date: May 13, 2026
Episode Theme: Bobby’s Grudge List, Celebrity Encounters, Almost Leaving the Show, and Big Day for Lunchbox

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Overview

This lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show circles around personal grudges, tales of run-ins with rude celebrities, reflections on big life changes (including Amy’s near-departure from the show), and the saga of Lunchbox’s Price Is Right prize delivery. The crew brings their usual humor and honesty to stories about their lives, what’s popping up in Amy’s algorithm, and a competitive pop culture game. The tone is light, comedic, and often very self-aware.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Distracted Driving Law & Cell Phone Use (02:33–04:24)

• The show comments on Pennsylvania’s new strict distracted driving laws, effective June 5, even banning device use at red lights.
• Bobby shares a story about getting a warning from a state trooper, who amusingly later recognized him at the Grand Ole Opry.
• Quote:
  • “We shouldn't be touching our phones. We shouldn't be distracted in any way when we're driving a big death mobile.” – Bobby (03:50)

2. The “Grudge List” (04:55–10:28)

• Woman’s Day research on forgiveness sparks Bobby’s confession: he keeps an actual list on his phone of people he’s feuding with.
• Bobby opens up:
  • There are currently 8 people on his list, all men.
  • Reasons range from business dealings to personal slights, some more severe than others.
  • He claims not to act on these feuds; just keeps the list for mental clarity.
  • Amy encourages a symbolic “release” of grudges. Bobby admits he’s not ready for that.
• Memorable moment: Bobby actually names Matt Jones (Kentucky Sports) as someone with whom he’s working toward reconciliation.
• Quote:
  • “I keep a list in my phone of people I have grudges with. Did you know that?” – Bobby (05:18)
  • "Number one on my list: Hate... I don't hate many things at all." – Bobby (08:09)
  • "What’s the point of the list? … You need help to remember who you’re feuding with?" – Show members (06:31–06:41)

3. Rudest Celebrity Encounters (11:00–15:27)

• Prompted by a Dana White interview, the hosts recount their own worst celebrity interactions.
  • Eddie: Lance Armstrong – rebuffed rudely when offering help.
  • Lunchbox: First claims Gwen Stefani, but the team clarifies it was her bodyguard refusing a photo. Also cites Daughtry and Chris Berman (ESPN) as dismissive.
  • Bobby: Names Wendy Williams as his worst experience, describing her and her husband as outright hostile.
  • Amy: No particularly rude celebrity to report.
• Quote:
  • “Get your hand out of my way, I don’t need your help.” – Lance Armstrong to Eddie (11:46)
  • “Wendy Williams was really bad... her husband was wanting to beat me up after.” – Bobby (14:55)

4. Major Life Changes & Amy’s Almost-Departure (16:29–20:09)

• Listeners ask the crew about hardest goodbyes. Bobby and Amy recall leaving Austin (and Bobby leaving Arkansas).
  • “You move somewhere new… it’s the hardest, but it’s also the best because that’s how you find out who you are.” – Bobby (17:24)
• Amy recounts almost quitting the show due to preparing for a move. A heartfelt story follows about how Bobby fought to keep her involved, leading to a “going away party” that turned out to be a false alarm.
• Memorable moment: Photo from the party resurfaces (18:50).
• Quote:
  • "She would work from her house... you'd hear a train drive by in the middle of the show." – Bobby (19:34)

5. Amy’s Algorithm – What’s on Her Feed? (25:52–29:12)

• Amy entertains everyone with wild things showing up in her feed:
  • Ants choosing between Goldfish and Cheez-Its (Cheez-Its win).
  • The “salt stomping” sleep hack.
  • Women allegedly mailing their farts to pay rent.
  • A woman with a sun allergy covering up entirely to go outside.
• Much laughter about the absurdity of internet trends, and a discussion on “how do you mail a fart?”
• Quote:
  • “A girl mailing her farts to people so she can pay her monthly rent.” – Amy (26:57)
  • “Are you considering doing that?” – Bobby (27:53)

6. Lunchbox’s “Big Day” – Price Is Right Prize Delivered (29:13–32:34)

• Lunchbox finally receives the workout equipment he won on The Price Is Right. It’s delivered without warning and left, blocking his front door.
  • Weighs 276 lbs and is still on the porch, as he laments the lack of fanfare.
  • Plans to sell it on Marketplace; the team jokes about how to market it.
• Quote:
  • “They threw it on the front porch, blocking the front door. Boom.” – Lunchbox (29:46)
  • “If you move it, where are you gonna move it? It ain’t going in the house.” – Bobby (31:31)

7. Pop Culture Game: Three Celebrities, One Thing in Common (34:06–40:49)

• Fun rapid-fire game matching celebrity trios to what they share (e.g., face tattoos, nepo babies, Mickey Mouse Club).
• Amy is the big winner, rapid-fire recall impresses everyone.
• Memorable moment: The Epstein files clue generates a dark laugh.
• Quote:
  • “Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Ryan Gosling – Mickey Mouse Club.” – Amy (39:27)
  • “They're all on the Epstein list.” – Amy (40:49)

8. Are You Cooler Now or in High School? (44:36–49:39)

• Everyone weighs in on whether they’re cooler now or peaked in high school.
  • Bobby and Eddie say cooler now; Lunchbox claims to have peaked in high school.
  • Debate ensues about what defines “cool,” from confidence to lifestyle.
• Quote:
  • “I think cool is just confidence… that’s what makes you cool.” – Bobby (49:21)

9. Listener Q&A: In-Law Support & Financial Differences (50:44–55:07)

• Joy from North Carolina asks whether Bobby’s view on compensating in-laws for helping with childcare has changed now that he’s a dad.
  • Bobby says he does pay for flights/vacations/expenses if it makes sense and continues to support the idea of helping when family helps you.
• Discussion about the financial differences within the crew, with some playful (and slightly awkward) teasing.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobby:
  “I keep a list in my phone of people I have grudges with.” [05:18]
  “We shouldn't be touching our phones. We shouldn't be distracted in any way when we're driving a big death mobile.” [03:50]

• Eddie’s Celebrity Run-in:
  “Get your hand out of my way, I don’t need your help.” – Lance Armstrong (11:46)

• Lunchbox:
  “They threw it on the front porch, blocking the front door. Boom.” [29:46]

• Amy on the wild algorithm:
  “A girl mailing her farts to people so she can pay her monthly rent.” [26:57]

• Amy’s wisdom:
  “Moving somewhere new… that’s how you find out who you are in the next version of your life.” [17:24]

• Bobby on “Coolness”:
  “I think cool is just confidence… that’s what makes you cool.” [49:21]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Distracted Driving & Tickets: 02:33–04:24
• Bobby’s Grudge List: 04:55–10:28
• Rudest Celebrity Encounters: 11:00–15:27
• Major Life Changes – Amy’s Almost Quit: 16:29–20:09
• Lunchbox’s Price Is Right Prize Drama: 29:13–32:34
• Mega Pop Culture Game: 34:06–40:49
• Cooler Now or Then Debate: 44:36–49:39
• Family Help & Financial Differences: 50:44–55:07

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Episode Tone and Language

Friendly, self-deprecating, honest, and lightly chaotic. The chemistry between the crew is evident, with good-natured ribbing, transparency about flaws and grudges, and no shortage of laughter over the randomness of modern life. The tone is inviting—even for new listeners, the conversations are understandable and engaging.

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Summary prepared for those seeking key highlights, themes, and timestamped moments from The Bobby Bones Show, May 13, 2026.

Transcript

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Come on, Bobby transmitting.

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This is the Bobby Bone Show.

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Let's go.

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What's up, everybody? Welco to Wednesday show Morning studio.

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Morning.

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I got a ticket once for holding my phone in the car driving Same.

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Whoa. No, actually I got a warning.

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Yeah, I got a warning too. They gave me a piece of paper and that to me was a ticket.

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I know you got a warning because the same state trooper pulled us over. Cuz when he pulled me over, he said, huh? Pulled Bobby over a couple months ago for the same thing.

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Wow.

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And I said, oh, well, yeah, I think he got a warning. Right? And then I got a warning.

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I was looking at a map. It didn't matter.

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That's crazy.

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And so here's what I'm gonna tell you about Pennsylvania's just now putting this law into effect. It's crazy to me that some states don't already have this law because if I'm gonna get ticketed for it, everybody should. That's how I feel. So hit this from 6abc Action News.

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Do not use your cell phone while driving in Pennsylvania beginning next month. If you're caught, you'll be fined $50. Following a one year warning period, Paul Miller's law goes into full effect on June 5. The law is named in honor of a man who died in a crash back in 2010 that a distracted driver caused. The law prohibits drivers from using phones, personal digital assistance, laptops, or other devices for communication or the Internet while behind

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the wheel, and notably even while at a red light.

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No red light, no traffic stops.

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Wow.

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I don't know if here you can, because I do.

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Yeah, I feel like when I'm stopped,

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I feel like this one's, Listen, we shouldn't be touching our phones. We shouldn't be distracted in any way when we're driving a big death mobile. Because that's what it can be to somebody who doesn't see you coming when you're not paying attention. And that police officer who gave me that warning ticket, I was performing at the Grand Ole Opry like two weeks later. And he was like, bobby. And I was like, officer who gave me a ticket. I saw him, ran to him. It was crazy.

[A]

He's everywhere, huh?

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The guy's everywhere. So don't use your cell phone while you drive. That being said, if I'm in a light, I. I do. And I always get the. Oh, sorry, my bad.

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The honk.

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The stupidest hour is between 2 and 3pm in the afternoon. That is when you are the stupidest. That's because our natural biorhythms in our mind are at their lowest. So I feel stupid around 4:30. That's when I hit my wall.

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That's when I start being like, okay, time to get ready for bed.

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4:30.

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4:30.

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Well, I mean, I'm prepping dinner. I want to eat by 5.

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Between 2 and 3 in the afternoon is when we're least creative, least productive and least motivated. Well, that sucks for people that have nine to five jobs. Well, at least the people that are paying them. Our jobs are a little different because we're out of here by then. But that's from something that I read a lot. Woman's Day. No grudges is an easy way to improve your outlook on life. They say forgive. Being forgiving is linked to better psychological well being. In the research, they found the more forgiving people are, the better their mental health. And well being is totally. I keep a list in my phone of people I have grudges with. Did you know that?

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I didn't know you had like an active list. I thought it was just in your brain.

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What is it under your notes?

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Wait, hold on. What? You really. He's showing me. There are.

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Is it in the notes?

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Apparently, yeah.

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Okay.

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It's people I'm feuding with.

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How long is it people you're feuding?

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How far? Like, what, you can read them. Oh, my God.

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Don't say it out loud.

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Oh, wait. What? Why is this person on there?

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I don't know who you're talking about,

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but third one from the top. I don't like that. That's not.

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Oh, yeah. For a long time. No, but business deal.

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Let that go.

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Well, I'd probably be happier according to research.

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Someone we all know.

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Amy.

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Yeah. Yeah. Come on.

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They all are.

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I'd fight for that one. Now that top one, I'm feuding with them too.

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People I'm feuding with. I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 currently on my list.

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8.

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Yeah. And now, Now I don't. You can see it again. I'm not. I'm not outwardly feuding with them, but I just. Like I said, I don't root for bad things on people. A couple of them. Only two of them. I do, but my feuds aren't outward anymore. I just don't want nothing to do with them. And I keep a list of. I have to remember why sometimes. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's what I was going to ask you. What's the point of the list? Because, like, obviously you need help to remember who you're feuding with.

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Yeah.

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Which is interesting that you want to remember.

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What is interesting also is I know people you're feuding with that you don't have down there. And I'm like, did they just Live in your heart.

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No. Sometimes I'll forget and be like, oh, yeah, I could add one to the list. Well, see, that's. Okay. Right on the bottom. Who I forgot on my feuding list.

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Do they all know you're feuding with them?

[B]

Some of them do, for sure.

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Okay. Or if it's just a silent feud, I didn't know.

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And some of them I really like as people. Hmm.

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So. So why are they on the list? Something they did.

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Yeah. Huh. Yeah. And I'm not trying to get them back.

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Okay.

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I'm just remembering. Let me see. Emmy wrote on my feud list. Oh, yeah. They don't even make the list because they're freaking losers. Like, loser losers. Losers don't make the list.

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Okay.

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Yeah, but you don't leave them on there. Yeah.

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Are there any females on there?

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Because you keep saying, well, I almost had thought.

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Don't do that one.

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Okay.

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That's like.

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I know that.

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That's like.

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That's why I didn't.

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So bad. It's not even. I don't even think about that in my life.

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Okay, cool. That's why I didn't do it.

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Yeah.

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No, there are no females on here. 1, 2, 3.

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So they're all dudes that you're feeding with?

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Yeah, but I'm not feuding. Like, it's not an active feud where I'm, like, trying to get at them. I just won't remember. Like, don't I cut anything toxic out of my life.

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Can I just say it's weird, the language that Amy and Bobby have. It's like, oh, oh, we've been together a long time. I mean, it's just like, they grunt and they're like, oh, yeah, that's that person.

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But they know exactly what they're talking about.

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Together a long time.

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I think you should release those. Like, let's have a ceremony and you.

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Okay. Number one on my list. Hate. And I don't hate many things at all. Hate, hate. I don't hate many things at all. I'm not. I'm not someone has hate in my heart at all. Number two, it's just been a long one, and I'm like, eh, well, why get over it.

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You love a streak.

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Yeah, I do love a streak. Number three, kind of a business deal. I kind of got ding, dong, dong.

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That one. You need to. Let's let that. Let's. Let's breathe that one out right now.

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Number four is Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports.

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Rad.

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Oh, you name his name, you're naming it.

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I like Matt. I like Matt. We just. We just had it. We just had it back and forth. I didn't feel great about. But we've. We've slowly started texting a little bit.

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All right.

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You're like, not saying anybody's names, and then you're like, no, but.

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But I like Matt. And so I think we'll get back. I think that bridge is already starting to repair itself. Good.

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Okay.

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I'm not saying the next one screwed me on a charity event. The next one said something mean to my wife. The next. That one.

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Oh, yeah,

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Shame.

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It's a real shame.

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The next one bass player tried to beat me up once.

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Oh, okay. I get that one. Yeah.

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The next one. I don't know.

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I mean, that one, you need. That's like, let that.

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Yeah, yeah. Are there some on the list where you're like, I can get rid of that today?

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Yes. We could do a little ceremony.

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Hey, let's get rid of one today.

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But I would have to acknowledge who it is and say it and move past because I'm not there right now.

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Oh, you're not there yet.

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Do you want to be forgiven?

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No, I didn't do anything wrong.

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I'm not saying by them. By anybody. Like, if you've done something.

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If I did something wrong, I need to admit it and go like, hey, that's on me. My bad. And that's the only way that I should be forgiven. Like, hand up. That was on me. My bad. I should do better. I'm going to try to do better.

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Like, you know, like in the Lord's Prayer.

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Our Father art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Said it 10,000 times in my life.

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Transgressions as we forgive. Those.

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Yeah, the last one on the list probably never.

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Yeah, that one's hard.

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That's the one Amy just added. Yeah, okay, got it.

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But that one shouldn't even made the list, cuz it's so inconsequent.

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You'll never forget that one.

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You know who that one is?

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I know who that one is.

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Yeah. Anyway, it makes you feel better if you lose those grudges. Or you can keep a list like me.

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That's crazy. You have a list on your phone.

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On your phone.

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I have a tab for everything on

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my phone, though I'm scared to look at your tabs. Not that you would have to.

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Things Amy has done to me

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every time somebody messes up at work.

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Oh, I don't have that tab. No grudges is the point of this. From npj, a mental health research Publication. It makes you feel better, man. What if I got rid of all 11 of those? Could you? No.

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No chance.

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No. They don't deserve it. Somebody's probably grudging me, and I don't even know it. And if I knew it, maybe I'd be like, I'm sorry. Next up from the New York Post, who's the rudest celebrity you've ever met? And this happens because Dana White, who runs the ufc, owns the ufc, was on the Katie Miller podcast and said his was Diddy. Said he was a D bag.

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Oh, wow.

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And it's easy to take a shot at Diddy right now because he is in a. He seems like a D back.

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No one's going to disagree with you.

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Yeah, I thought about it. I have an answer. Who's the rudest celebrity you've ever met? Eddie had reacted like he had someone immediately.

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Every time this is asked, it immediately goes to Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong. We were backstage at this festival, and he was walking up with, I think, McConaughey, and he trips on the stairs, and I happen to be right on the top of the stairs. I'm like, hey, dude, let me help you. And he's like, get your hand out of my way. I don't need your help.

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That's a very. That's a very common Lance Armstrong thing to do and say. I haven't seen him in years and years and years, but, man, he got a lot of those stories from people.

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And when he did that, it was like there were, like, five or six people back there. And you can hear everyone kind of be like, oh, man.

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Wow. Oh, by the way, that he wrote a. He was a bicycle Tour de France guy. People may not know who that is.

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No way.

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You're right. Seriously, people may not know what.

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We all lived in Austin, so we knew.

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But he dated Cheryl Crow.

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But again, that's forever ago. I don't know. I'm just making sure everybody knows who Lance Armstrong is.

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He won a lot of races.

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Seven, I believe, right? Seven.

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And then it was all.

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And then he was on.

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Yeah, but Livestrong was a huge thing.

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Yeah. Yellow bracelets everywhere.

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I mean, his defense, I think everybody was doping. But, hey, he did go on and, like, say some really mean stuff about other people and.

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Yeah, yeah. Send people after people.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, he just didn't accept my hand, allegedly.

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And he wouldn't accept Eddie's hand. Lunchbox Rudy celebrity.

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Gwen Stefani.

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No, I'm gonna defend Gwen, because I like Gwen. One. And then two, you ran up to her and, like, bombarded her in the lobby. And you were gonna touch her?

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I was gonna take a picture with her. I was in Las Vegas at the Cosmopolitan, and I was at the check in line, and I saw Gwen Stefani walking by, going towards the exit. And I was like, oh, my gosh. And I ran. I said, gwen, Gwen, can I get a picture? And she looked at me, she goes, yeah. And I go to put my.

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She said, yeah. She said, yeah, that's not rude.

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I got to put my arm around her. She goes, no touching.

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She said, no.

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Her people said that.

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And so I did. Two thumbs.

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You just lied. Her people said, no touching. Not her.

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You've always said her people. There's a bodyguard.

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Bodyguard.

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Well, I mean, that's her.

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No, that's not her.

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She could have said, oh, no. It's okay to touch me. To put my. I mean, when you take a picture with someone, you usually put their arm around them.

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I don't. I literally don't touch people.

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Where was your hand? Lunchbox.

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It was gonna go on her left shoulder, I think. And so I got the two thumbs. I gave her the two thumbs up. And I was like, all right, cool. So that was awkward.

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Let's go to court. Was she rude? No, no, no.

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I'm gonna say no.

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Okay, then I'll do another one. There was a guy that was on American Idol. And, you know, he's maybe changed by now, but Daughtry, No.

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Super nice guy.

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Now, he was not very friendly.

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Was that when you went up to him on the street?

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No, no, no, that was that. Yeah. He was a little close to his.

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When he run up to people out of nowhere.

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The aggressor.

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Yeah.

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Who else? Chris Berman from ESPN was very rude.

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Did you run up to him?

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I saw him in the lobby at the hotel in Indianapolis. And I tried to talk to him

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and tried to talk to him. Define that.

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I said, hey, Bobby and Andy Roddick are doing a show upstairs. Wonder if you could get you in it for an interview.

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Were you calm like that?

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Yeah. And he just walked by me, didn't even say a word. I didn't even respond.

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Like you weren't there.

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Like I wasn't there. I wasn't even existing. And it was like, okay, cool, man.

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Maybe he didn't hear you.

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Oh, he heard me.

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Why? Because you were loud and screaming at him.

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Because I was right next to him.

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Amy, you have one.

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I don't.

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I was gonna say I didn't have one either, because people are mostly. If I meet Them in this area. They're nice. Wendy Williams was really bad.

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Oh, yeah.

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And her husband was wanting to beat me up after. And I. I didn't do anything wrong. I've done things wrong for sure. And asked questions and that. I did nothing wrong. So that was a bad one. But no, most people are nice. I don't touch people.

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That's good.

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Or scream at people.

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Yeah.

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Scare them.

[B]

I even in pictures with guests here or guests on the Bobby cast, you will see me hands in my pocket. Because I don't want to touch people, even if they're coming to do something with me unless they touch me first. And if they put their arm on me first, then I'll go like, okay, cool.

[C]

They have to make the first move. Got it.

[B]

They have to make the first move. Buc ee's is going to debut in six new states.

[C]

Wow, that's awesome.

[B]

If you're one of these states, getting a bucky yourself blessed. And we are not paid by BUC EE's, but man, when you're driving on the road, it is like a theme park on the side of the road.

[A]

That's the best bathrooms ever.

[C]

And you're never. You're always going to find a gas pump. Like, they're never completely out.

[B]

They are expanding into Arizona, Arkansas, Kansas, Louisiana, North Carolina, Ohio, and Wisconsin. So not only that, they'll also open locations in states where I think they already have a BUC EE's. Murfreesboro, Tennessee, that's close to us. And then San Marcos, Texas.

[A]

Shout out.

[B]

So, yeah, big shout out to all the. The Buc ee's lovers and those who don't even know they love Buc ee's yet. Because Buc ee's is great.

[D]

There's a question to.

[B]

Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm in my late 20s and I'm about to move out of my hometown for the very first time. I'm excited but terrified. What's the hardest goodbye you've ever had to say? Person, place, or even a chapter of your life? Signed. Not great at letting go. I Also in my 22, I remember moving to Austin. I'd never been to Austin, Texas. I was in Little Rock, graduated college, about to make a move. Never been to Austin, Texas. And I just took a job to go do nights on a small radio station there. That was crazy for me to leave because I knew nobody and I was going to a place that I had never even been before on like an interview. I just took the job. That is a weird one because I felt like I was Leaving home, but also knew I was going to have to leave home. So it was scary, and it was awesome. Ended up being the greatest decision I ever made. And you move somewhere new, you don't know anybody. It's. It's the hardest, but it's also the best because that's how you find out, like, who you are in the next version of your life. So you should be terrified. Like, things that are worth things make you feel things. That was big. But then leaving Austin to go to Nashville, I think was even harder because I thought I was just going to live there the rest of my life. I loved it so much. And us moving here, taking a big risk to move here, that was hard. That those are probably the two, like, places, like, I'm not gonna talk about people dying. That's a tough one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But that's not really what she's asking. I think you.

[A]

Yeah. Leaving Austin, when we came to Nashville and something that helped was planning things like, okay, when will my family come visit? Or, when can I go back for a trip? And then getting curious about a new place and meeting new people and exploring new things like those. That's when we moved from Austin to Nashville. And then also when I moved from Austin to North Carolina. I never lived out of the state of Texas when I moved to North Carolina. And my husband at the time, he was deployed a lot, so I had to, like, immerse myself in a whole new community, oftentimes by myself, because he was gone so much.

[B]

Yeah, that's tough. But Amy was quitting. She quit the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we had a big party for. We were going to miss you. And my contract in Austin was just happy to be renewed. And I was like, hey, we want to build our studio in another state. They were like, I don't think so. I was like, well, I'm not going to stay on the show. I was going to stay, but I was like, nice. Nice. Yeah. But I was like, I'm not going to keep doing the show then. And so they built our studio in North Carolina.

[A]

That's so funny. Look, I found this picture of me and lunchbox from the going away party. This was at Chewy's. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Look at us. We were like babies.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Did you know Bobby did that? Did you know he. Friends do where, like. Like in friends, you know, where they all are. Like, you pay Joey or we don't stay. Do you know he did that later?

[A]

I did. I didn't know at the time. I think when you had the party, you were working on it, but he didn't know for sure, but he's like, well, gotta go through with the party.

[B]

And then it was, yeah, I committed to the party. She was leaving and going away.

[A]

So we had the party, said our goodbyes, and then a couple days later, I don't know, you called and you're like, hey, I've been working on this and it's actually gonna happen. And I was like, what?

[D]

And she's like, what? I didn't want to stay.

[A]

No, that's not true. I was like, this is amazing.

[B]

She would work from her house and maybe in like a attic or something and you'd hear a train drive by in the middle of the show.

[A]

Yeah, well, not only that, it was the attic kind where you had to pull down from the ceiling and the little ladder comes down and it. It wasn't a finished out attic, but it was the only space. This is the first house that we had ever bought. It was tiny. And the only place to put a studio that was sort of quiet was up in this, like, attic area. And it would be commercial break. And I would tell y', all, I was like, if I don't come back, like, call 911 because it means I fell like.

[B]

Like coming down the ladder. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So to you who messaged in, this is going to be really difficult, but it is also going to be one of the most amazing things because one, you're either gonna. It's gonna turn out well and you're gonna love it yout're gonna find yourself or you're gonna go, man, I think I'm meant to be home. I'm gonna go back home. And you're in any of that. I wonder if I should leave is gonna be gone. So sometimes letting go is awesome. Let go of Arkansas. We're back now. But let go of Austin still go back and love it. But yeah, it's amazing. So good luck to you and thank you very much for the email.

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today another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends.

[C]

Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help

[D]

make you funnier this week.

[C]

My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head

[D]

writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?

[C]

The worst?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Me. Is there anything to the idea that

[D]

because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge

[C]

donation to the group?

[B]

The Yardbirds. Right? That's the name.

[D]

The Harvard Yardbirds.

[C]

They're open.

[B]

Do you have a name suggestion?

[D]

We're open since you guys are middle aged. One erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel

[C]

and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[B]

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny. Mostly the top baby names stayed the top baby names. Not a lot of shifting for the seventh year in a row. Number one boy's name. Number one girl's name stayed the same seven years in a row. Can you go? Can you name them? Ava didn't make the top ten.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, I thought Liam. Liam is number one for seven years.

[A]

Bam.

[C]

There's a lot of Liams out there.

[B]

There is.

[C]

Oh, I know a bunch of Liams.

[B]

Yeah, you don't want that, right? When you're a kid. And because I like Daniel's a pretty common name there. Other Daniels when you're a kid. Daniel?

[D]

In my classes. No. Okay, but we gotta stop with that.

[C]

We'll start with what?

[A]

Daniel.

[D]

That talk.

[B]

Well, there were no bobbies.

[A]

There were no bobbies. Okay.

[B]

Were there a lot of Amy's?

[A]

Probably none. Oh, there's a lot of things.

[D]

I know.

[A]

Amy died out. Is it? Is it? Is it, Emma?

[B]

I mean, when you were a kid, were there other Amy's around? Like you had to have Amy 1, Amy 2.

[A]

No Morgan.

[B]

Were there a lot of Morgans always?

[A]

Oh, yeah, lots of Morgans. I've always known other Morgans as a

[B]

kid and as an adult. Eduardo.

[C]

Definitely not a lot of Eduardo's and not a lot of Eddie's.

[B]

Liam, number one and girl name. Seven years in a row, that's been the number one girl name.

[A]

Emma.

[B]

No, that's number three, though. Anybody else want to shoot it, girl?

[C]

Zoe.

[B]

Olivia. I can give it to you. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Number one name. Liam.

[A]

Thumbs up.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

Played out Noah.

[D]

Noah's fine.

[B]

Oliver.

[A]

No, thumbs up.

[B]

No, I like Oliver. Theodore.

[A]

Thumbs up.

[C]

No, Theodore.

[A]

That was my grandpa's name.

[B]

Alvin the chipmunks. Henry. No, I like Henry. James.

[A]

Henry's thumbs up.

[C]

James is old man James.

[B]

Old Elijah, seven top baby name. Mateo. At eight, Amy's thumbsing up every name. She just loves every name. She loves it.

[C]

There's a kid named Mateo who plays in a baseball team and the coach always yells at him, mateo, pay attention.

[B]

It's weird too how you meet somebody in your life growing up and they could have been mean to you or somebody that was annoying. And then that name is always like toxic or just soiled. Like the name's not good because somebody used to own that name.

[C]

There was a Saul growing up, man. And he was man. Bad dude.

[B]

S, A U, L. Yes.

[C]

Yeah, bad dude.

[B]

Charlotte, Emma, Amelia, Sophia, Mia, Isabella, Evelyn. Sophia. Sophia's on here. Oh, Sophia's twice. Once with a ph, once with the F. Oh, wow. If you combine them, I wonder how she does up in the the total list there. And number 10's Eliana.

[A]

Oh, I know an Eliana.

[B]

Young or old?

[A]

Young.

[B]

Huh.

[A]

Our friends. You know him? It's his daughter.

[B]

Well, if I know him.

[D]

Good.

[C]

Yeah, it's a good name.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Great name.

[B]

All right, here's Amy's algorithm. Things that pop up in her feed.

[A]

Go a guy seeing if ants would prefer goldfish or Cheez its.

[B]

Oh, that's fun. That's really cool.

[A]

And then he set up a camera and like film them over, you know, however, like a long period of time. But he had it. And fast forward and I don't know which one's healthier.

[B]

I bet it's Cheez its, though.

[C]

Oh, you think they go for healthy?

[B]

No, no, I think goldfish is healthier I think they go for cheez Its. If I'm just guessing, they went for

[A]

the Cheez Its, which I don't blame them. I choose cheesets over goldfish.

[B]

I would too. They. They feel like cheesier.

[C]

You think that they would think it's a fish.

[B]

So they don't eat a fish. Okay, what else you got in your algorithm?

[A]

A woman salt stomping before bed. So what she does is she puts out a tray in her bathroom, like a baking dish, and then she fills it with Epsom salt. And then she takes her bare feet and she stomps on it. And it is called salt stomping. And it helps you have better sleep.

[B]

Okay, is that stupid or is that real?

[A]

That's. She was swearing by the benefits.

[B]

What else you got?

[A]

A girl mailing her farts to people so she can pay her monthly rent.

[B]

How do you mail a fart?

[A]

She showed herself just putting the jar up to her body and then letting it. And then she had multiple jars and she would label them like what she had eaten.

[B]

Oh, my God, no.

[A]

Or rent, at least. She said. My algorithm was really all over the place yesterday.

[B]

Okay, if you fart in a jar and you seal it and you open that jar, is it still in there?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

There's only one way to find that out.

[D]

It's only one way.

[B]

Dude, that's wild.

[A]

Well, and that men are buying that.

[B]

That I believe that. I'm just saying, to actually do that. Men don't buy anything.

[C]

What makes you think it's just men buying it?

[A]

Oh, I mean, if I had to put money on it. I don't know, Eddie.

[B]

I take your bet too, Amy.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Yes, man.

[A]

Probably 100 men.

[B]

That's a weird one for your algorithm.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Are you considering doing that?

[A]

No, not at all.

[B]

Amy, search that. How much for my parts?

[A]

No, no. I don't know why any of this showed up in my algo.

[C]

I get the salt one. I get that.

[A]

I mean, yeah, that's probably more my thing. A girl popped up with a black veil over her head, sunglasses, a black mask on her face, and her body fully covered. And she was talking about trying to find a new dermatologist for her sun allergy.

[B]

Oh, she can't see the sun at all. Yeah, man. Being allergic to the sun. And I. I have a redheaded cousin, so that's. It's similar. Like you can't be in the sun, but. So that's that. But it's not that people are allergic to water inconvenient.

[D]

Oh, there was a kid in my neighborhood growing up, he was allergic to the sun. He had to wear long sleeve shirts in the summer. And I mean, he would get blisters all over his body. It was so bad.

[B]

Yeah. You think you got it rough until you hear something like that? No. And you're like, like, I got one eye. That doesn't work. I'd rather have this than a sun allergy. That stinks.

[A]

I know. And she was talking about her experience trying to find doctors that could actually help her.

[B]

I was like, oh, don't send her to lunchboxes. Doctors. I'll just tell her to go to YouTube.

[D]

Google something.

[B]

Google it. Yeah. Anything else?

[A]

That's my feed.

[B]

That's a weird feed.

[C]

It is all over the place.

[A]

Or my fip.

[B]

Yeah, it's a weird feed. There's Amy's algorithm. All right, breaking news. Lunchbox got his workout equipment for Price is Right.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

It has a ride. It has a ride. Oh, my goodness.

[B]

Did you see it pull up?

[D]

Dude, they called me and they said they will be there between nine and five. They will give you a call 30 minutes before. And I am like, oh, my gosh, this is gonna be the day. And I come home and it's on the front porch.

[C]

Oh, they never called you?

[D]

They never called. And apparently they just had a forklift and they lifted up a pallet. Didn't ask where I wanted it. Didn't ask my wife, didn't ask anybody. Threw it on the front porch, blocking the front door. Boom.

[B]

Walk in the front door.

[A]

How heavy is it?

[D]

It is £276.

[C]

That's what the caller said.

[B]

That.

[C]

That they're just gonna throw it up there. They're not gonna put it wherever he wants it.

[D]

All right, but they could have, like, said, hey, you know, we're about to drop it off. Where would you like it? Never called. Nothing. No text message, no nothing. So it is just sitting there on a pallet wrapped in plastic, and I got to figure out how to get this thing in the house.

[B]

How'd you move it from the front door? No, no.

[D]

I mean, I have to climb over it to get in the front door.

[B]

But what about the rest of the family?

[D]

They climb over it to get in the front door.

[C]

How tall is it?

[D]

No, it's just like, you know, like, yay big.

[C]

Okay, so like 4ft 5.

[D]

No, no, from the table here, dude. Like, it's like.

[B]

Oh, small.

[D]

It's like a big old square. It's the size of a pallet, and it's probably about this tall.

[B]

About 4ft tall. No, about 1ft tall.

[D]

That's like maybe 2ft tall.

[B]

Did it say anything about Price is Right? Price right sends you a great prize. Congratulations.

[D]

They didn't say congratulations on winning the Price is Right. You know, nothing. It was just there and I got to figure out how to do it, deal with it. Like I was so disappointed because I wanted to like maybe take a little video, celebrate. Oh my gosh. Price is right nothing. There was no, like it was anti climatic because I just come home and it's there.

[B]

So what you can do now is sell it.

[D]

Sell it.

[B]

That's the way you're gonna get it off your porch. Because if you move it, where are you gonna move it? Ain't going in the house.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

Ain't gonna leave in the yard to get rained on.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

List that sucker on Facebook Marketplace.

[D]

I need to.

[A]

Are you gonna make it like part pickup required?

[D]

Yeah. Bring your forklift.

[C]

Do you need a forklift or can you do it with like three dudes? Four dudes?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm sure you could probably pick it up with two or three dudes and put it in the back of a truck or something. Like you're not going to put it in a car. Like we're not going to bring a little Volkswagen and we're going to fit it in there in the trunk. Not happening.

[B]

How much you selling it for?

[D]

I got to, I got to think about it because it's like fourteen hundred dollars retail, I think. And I mean I didn't know if there's like a special website for workout aficionados. They're looking for new gym equipment.

[B]

So you're going to leave it in front of your front door until you sell it?

[D]

Yeah. That could take weeks.

[B]

You gotta be there in a month.

[C]

Are you worried about it getting stolen?

[A]

Especially the way, hey, they're gonna steal

[B]

and let them because that thing's heavy. Well, that kind of sucks.

[D]

It does kind of suck, but it's still kind of awesome.

[B]

When do your other prizes come in?

[D]

I haven't heard a word about anything else.

[B]

Have you paid your taxes on them all?

[D]

I paid. I paid my taxes in one lump sum. Seven hundred and something dollars.

[A]

Oh my gosh.

[D]

I. It's worth it. Hashtag worth it.

[B]

You'll probably get that amount for the workout set. Yeah, 700. That'll pay your taxes.

[A]

Oh wow. You think he goes 50 off?

[B]

Probably. I don't think he's gonna buy it from somebody's porch for near front full price. Even if it's in a box, brand new.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I've been in gas station parking. Lots of people have come up and offered me brand new speakers before, brand new iPads, and then it's never that. It's so. I don't. I don't.

[D]

People.

[B]

People don't trust. Damn Trust.

[A]

What's the brand? Total Gym.

[C]

I don't think that matters. Lunchbox.

[B]

No, it does, but no, no, because,

[C]

like, if you put this on Facebook, Marketplace, can you put pictures up there?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You gotta put the picture of it on Price is Right. Like, you gotta market.

[B]

This is one on Price is Right. Yeah.

[A]

And whoever comes to pick it up, they know that's Daniel's house.

[D]

Oh, that's a little awkward.

[C]

That is awkward.

[B]

Dang. Think about that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, congratulations. I can't wait for you to get your shoes. You bring those in. We want to see the shoes that the Jimmy choose you on.

[D]

I will bring them. Hey, I may bring in my desktop computer to set it up, Right?

[B]

Oh, dang. He works from that in the studio. What about your trip to Temecula, California?

[D]

I haven't heard anything about that either. They haven't told me anything.

[B]

All right, well, update us.

[D]

I will, Bones.

[B]

Okay, we're gonna play a game. Now, I have three celebrities, one thing in common. So I will give you three celebrities. You tell me the one specific thing that they have in common. I'll give you an easy one. For example, Luke Bryan, Paul Abdul, Steven Tyler.

[C]

Oh, oh. American Idol.

[B]

Judges on American Idol. Now, in the real game, I'd need you to say judges probably.

[C]

Okay. Oh, man.

[B]

Because they weren't people on. As a contestant. Performer. Amy, you good?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Lunchbox. Good?

[D]

Oh, I'm good.

[B]

Eddie. Good.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Here we go. Three celebrities, one thing in common. Number one. Jelly Roll Post Malone. Mike Tyson.

[C]

I'm in.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

Jelly Roll Post Malone, Mike Tyson.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Everybody good? Eddie.

[C]

I have face tattoos.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Tattoos on the face.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Face tattoos.

[B]

That is correct. Next up,

[D]

share.

[B]

Al Pacino, Bill Belichick.

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh, Cher. Al Pacino, Bill Belichick.

[A]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Dating much younger people.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Relationship with younger people.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Younger lovers.

[B]

All celebrity couples with notable age gaps. Good. You're all right. Good, good. Kim Kardashian, Alex Earl, Bobby Bones.

[C]

What?

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

Kim Kardashian. Alex Earl, Bobby Bones.

[C]

You know it, Amy.

[D]

Kim Kardashian.

[B]

All right, three seconds.

[C]

No. Oh, no.

[B]

All right. Time.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

All we're on Dancing with the Stars, Eddie.

[C]

All have podcasts.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

All we're on Dancing with the Stars.

[D]

That's the only thing I.

[B]

That's correct.

[D]

I didn't know Kim K was.

[B]

I didn't know she was.

[D]

That's wild.

[B]

Next up, Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus, Dakota Johnson. What are these three celebrities have in common? Kate Hudson, Dakota Johnson, Miley Cyrus.

[C]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

You have five seconds. You're now on the clock.

[A]

I'm in. Oh, I mean, I just have to. I just have to go with it.

[B]

What do you got?

[A]

Famous parents, Lunchbox.

[D]

Famous dads,

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

I just have famous parents because they're not all dads that are famous.

[A]

Yeah, because Goldie Hawn is a famous woman and her dad.

[C]

Kate Hudson's dad. You don't know his.

[A]

Yeah, Russell.

[B]

Yeah, I think he's in.

[C]

Hudson's dad's not Kurt Russell.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

I. I don't know. Oh, is it not Kate Hudson's dad, musician Bill Hudson. Okay, Bill. Lunchbox. You missed it. I was gonna give it to you because I thought it was Kurt Russell too. It's famous parents and nepo babies. Yeah. She does not have a famous dad. Why do you. Why do you. Why are you looking stunned?

[D]

I just said he's a famous musician.

[B]

He's not. Do you know who that is? Say yes.

[C]

Say yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Wait. Who's Dakota Johnson's Don Johnson? Oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah. Familiar. Miami Vice.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Miami Vice 2, the TV show. Okay, what's the score? M. Mike. Amy has four. Lunchbox and Eddie have three. Okay, here we go. Next up, Donald Trump, Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Donald Trump, Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[D]

I'm in for the win.

[B]

Okay, Eddie.

[C]

Celeb before taking office, Lunchbox.

[D]

Actors turned politicians.

[B]

Amy.

[A]

Celebrities turned politicians.

[B]

All correct. Good job. The actual word is entertainers, but I'll accept all of it. Martha Stewart, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Downey Jr. What do these three celebrities have in common? Martha Stewart, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Downey Jr.

[C]

I'm in.

[D]

I'm in for the.

[C]

I hope.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

Martha Stewart, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Downey Jr.

[A]

Okay, I'm in.

[B]

Everybody good? Amy.

[A]

They've all been to jail.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Jailbirds.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Yeah, They've all been to jail.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Good.

[B]

All right, last one. Score, Mike. Amy, six lunchbox in 85. Amy, if you get it, you win. Okay, last one, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Ryan Gosling.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

Dang. She comes in hard. She didn't want to play make you guys think that she didn't get it. She doesn't even want the theatrics.

[D]

I know I'm in for the win.

[C]

Eddie, I have a Mickey Mouse Club.

[B]

Correct. Lunchbox.

[D]

Mickey Mouse Club.

[B]

Amy for the win.

[A]

Mickey Mouse Club.

[B]

That is correct. Before we play our song, would you like to do some bonus round?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Elizabeth Moss.

[A]

This would have been difficult. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Elizabeth Moss. John Travolta, Elizabeth Moss. Elizabeth. Who's Elizabeth Moss? She's the American piece.

[B]

No, she was in where they have to wear the hoods.

[A]

Oh, oh, oh. The handmaid style. Wow. Is she a Scientologist?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so they're all Scientologists, are they?

[C]

Is that what it's called? Scientologists?

[B]

Yeah, if you're a. If you're the person in it. Okay. Nick Cage, MC Hammer, Mike Tyson.

[A]

Nick Cage, MC Hammer, MIke Tyson. Okay. Nick Cage, Nick Nicholas K. Nick Cage, MC Hammer, Mike Tyson. They all, like, went bankrupt.

[B]

Yeah. Blew through massive fortunes.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

She's on it. She's on it. Two more. Elton John, Buddy Holly, Rivers Cuomo.

[A]

Elton John, Buddy Holly, Reverse Cuomo. They all wear glasses.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Famous for glasses. And finally, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Prince Andrew.

[A]

Ish.

[C]

Let her rip.

[A]

Is that for real?

[C]

Amy, Let it rip.

[A]

Is that for real?

[B]

It's on the list.

[A]

Okay, say it one more time.

[B]

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Prince Andrew.

[A]

They're all in the Epstein files.

[B]

Correct. Epstein list.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Did you slip when you were on there? All on the list?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When you said that?

[B]

Yeah, sure did. All right, Amy's our winner. Nice job. Wake up. You wake up in the morning and you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning. You through. M's riding this wig's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby over to Amy with the morning Corny.

[D]

The morning Corny.

[A]

Where did the bull gamble away his money?

[B]

Where did the bull gamble away his money?

[A]

At the Calino.

[D]

That morning. Courtney Bones. All right.

[B]

Voicemail. One lunchbox took that money out of the Robin Hood account because he already brought it in for Amy and said Amy wasn't there.

[E]

So that money was not stolen.

[A]

He had it. He just hasn't brought it back.

[E]

So where's the money?

[B]

It's not in the Robin Hood account.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Bye. Lunchbox has a Robin Hood account. We all put money in it. Got hacked. But Lunchbox gave his U turn and password to a hacker, which is crazy. And I got my money out before it happened. Amy did not. She wants her money.

[A]

Which is crazy because it was about a month before it happened or so, and you looked at me and said, amy, I would get out. I would get out while you can. And I thought, no, I'm gonna keep it in there. What could happen?

[B]

Do you have the money today?

[D]

No, I don't.

[B]

Okay. Okay. Sometimes he'll do that. I'll surprise us. I didn't know if he was sitting on it.

[C]

Where is it?

[A]

The listener made a great point.

[B]

You had it out. So that's her money?

[D]

No, I put it back in my bank account. And so that basically is back in the Robin Hood. So we're trying to get.

[A]

Basically. It's not the same thing.

[B]

Okay. Someone texted him, was like, your account's been hacked. And he's like, I have my username and password.

[C]

Yeah, that's called getting scammed.

[B]

You got. You for sure got scammed.

[D]

It said, we have a attempted password change. Can you verify your password? And I sent him my password.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

No problem.

[C]

Here you go.

[B]

And why would you ever send a password through a text message?

[D]

And then they said, thanks. And about 15 minutes later, it hit me. I was like, thanks. That seems weird.

[B]

It was weird. Next voicemail.

[A]

Hey, y', all, can you please have Amy get her testosterone tested? Or I know she recently had or is having a doctor's appointment come up? I would die laughing if Amy's teeth

[B]

was higher than Eddie's.

[A]

I'm just very curious if she's willing to share that or go down that route. Thanks, y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

Bye. Totally willing to share it. I actually had my blood work done. I'm just waiting for the results. They may come in any minute.

[C]

This is a no win. There's a no.

[A]

But there's no way I'm gonna be. I mean, as funny as that would

[C]

be, you will be.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Eddie, you're getting supplements.

[A]

I am, but I was at a 10.

[D]

Yeah, women's is like 70 to 90, dude.

[A]

That's the goal.

[B]

What if. What if Eddie, though, at the end of all this, ends up being the female on the show?

[D]

That'd be great. Yeah, he'd get a lot more endorsements.

[B]

Yeah, but you'd be the girl on the show.

[A]

But you are going down by the day because you're not doing anything to increase.

[C]

That's not true. I ate sweet potatoes last night.

[B]

You're Mr. I'm gonna do something. And never do it.

[C]

No, but I'm doing it. No, this is my year of. I'm serious.

[D]

How those squats coming?

[C]

Yeah, I did squats a couple days ago. Three days ago.

[B]

It doesn't count for the toilet. It only counts weight on voicemails. Hit us up. 877 77. Bobby, leave us a voicemail anytime. Are you cooler now or were you cooler in high school? Amy?

[A]

Oh, my. Maybe cooler now, I think.

[B]

Oh, you're not sure.

[A]

I'm really not. I can't be the same.

[B]

Okay, you can.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

Oh, cooler in high school, for sure. Amy, I think you were cooler in high school. Now you're just a mom. That's kind of. You think you're still cool, but you're not really.

[B]

And we didn't even ask him about you. Okay, we didn't say lunchbox. What are your thoughts on Amy?

[D]

I'm just telling you, I don't think Amy's is. She thinks she's cool.

[A]

Well, I thought we had a pick, but now that I know we don't have to pick, I'll be like, lame both ways.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

I'm way cooler now. I was popular in high school.

[B]

Lunchbox. Go ahead. We'll let you have.

[D]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Because the lunchbox peaked in high school.

[B]

I'm going to let him talk. Go ahead, Eddie.

[D]

There is no chance you're cooler now than you were.

[B]

What's wrong with him now?

[D]

Dude, he is an old, bald, low t man. Like, he has nothing going for.

[C]

But people don't know that. That's hardcore old. Dude, have you seen dads out there? There are so many dads out there that are giving up, and they're like 12 years, 15 years younger than me. I'm like, dude, wait,

[A]

what category do you put yourself in?

[C]

Cool dad.

[B]

But that's what Amy was saying about her as a mom.

[A]

Wait, hold on. But when you say a dad has given up, what defines that?

[C]

Oh, their pants get higher. They're like, wear khakis. Their shoes, they're Velcro. Like, they've given up on life.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

They're balding and they don't even try to shave it or wear a hat. They're just like, look, comb over.

[B]

So based on comparisons of other dads that you've seen, you think you're cooler now than in high school?

[C]

Yeah. Like, I'll go up to other dads and be like, what's up, man? They'll be like, oh, hey, how you doing? I'm like, how are you doing?

[D]

You might be.

[C]

I'm cooler now.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It is kind of hot when, like, dads are older, like 40 and 50 year olds. They can have, like, they still have that, like, what's up, bro?

[C]

Handshake, you know, and we walk cool, you know, like. Yes. People look at me around, like, ball games. They're just like, that's a cool dad. That's a cool dad.

[D]

I think Eddie's delusional.

[B]

So you don't think he's cool now at all?

[D]

No.

[C]

You think you're cool now?

[D]

I, I think I have, I have some riz right now. Oh, no, I, I, I don't act like I'm super cool. No. It's hard to be cool as a dad because you're, you're not really into the same things. You're not going to the bars, you're not hanging with the young.

[A]

You weren't going to the bars in

[B]

high school, so you think you were coloring high school.

[D]

Yes, because you're going to parties in high school. You're not going to parties now. You're going to basketball tournaments and sitting in the bleachers.

[C]

And I'm the coolest one there.

[A]

It's interesting that Lunchbox defines as cool. So if we just went to parties now.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, what do you think cool is, guys?

[C]

Just cool, like having a cool demeanor.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[D]

You don't have a cool demeanor.

[A]

What is your cool demeanor?

[C]

Thank you, Amy.

[D]

It's cool. He puts his nose, his glasses on the end of his nose and looks

[B]

like, I mean, that part we need to work on. Yeah, that's true too.

[C]

Yeah. At restaurants, I probably don't look so cool.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

But like, when you have your little fedora or like your cool hat right

[C]

now, so talking about it.

[B]

Well, I'm much, I'm much cooler now, and I'm not even that cool. High school, I had nothing.

[A]

Well, Lunchbox, you're going to argue this one.

[C]

Go ahead, dude, attack him.

[D]

He's been a nerd his whole life, so it's not really hard to be improve that.

[B]

Now I'm just a nerd with some money.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that makes you cool.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. It's like, sure, I was in there as a broke nerd. Now I'm the same nerd. I can just like, you know, buy nice clothes now, you know? So I think I'm cooler now just because of that. Most Americans say they're cooler now than when they were in high school. So we're split. 50. 50. Huh?

[D]

There you go.

[B]

Lunchbox is. No way. I'm three. I'm cool now.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, Amy was the same. I'm like, whatever.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, I. I felt. I guess if I have to pick, I'm gonna go cooler now.

[B]

You are.

[A]

Because there's other things to me that come with cool. Like I.

[B]

He's fired up.

[A]

A little bit more confidence.

[B]

I don't know why this has hit a nerve with him.

[D]

Yeah, I. I think that's the thing is you may be more confident now.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

But. But that doesn't make you cool. Confidence doesn't make you cool.

[B]

I think that is what makes you cool.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

Amy was in the popular crowd in high school.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

How do you know that?

[D]

Amy? I know people.

[C]

We all do. Amy. Yes.

[B]

You guys grew up in the same city.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So obviously you're popular.

[C]

Hold on, Lunchbox. You knew of Amy on the other side of town?

[D]

No. After, like after high school, I met.

[B]

I had a crush on her.

[D]

Like, they're like, oh, I went to school with Amy and she was.

[B]

What if they dated in high school and they never told us?

[D]

That would be wild.

[A]

Breaking news.

[B]

Anyway, so 56 of people say they think they're cool now. More so than when they were in high school's relative.

[A]

Obviously.

[B]

I think cool is just confidence. Yeah.

[C]

Because it's how you feel.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So now we know Lunchbox does not feel cool.

[C]

It doesn't feel cool.

[D]

No, it's just I don't get to do cool things. So I'm not as cool as I was. I mean, I.

[B]

So your coolness is based on the things you get to do?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

My coolness would be with the confidence to be yourself regardless.

[C]

Right.

[B]

That'd be cool to me. Bobby Bone, show Bonehead Glory up the day.

[D]

This story comes to us from Pulaski County, Kentucky. A 44 year old man living in an apartment had been stealing the neighbor's WI fi. He's like, why get WI fi when I can use airs? Well. Well, they kept turning the WI fi off so he couldn't use it. So 5:30am, he goes knocking on the door with a baseball bat. Boom, boom, boom. Open up the door. If you don't turn back on the WI fi by the time I get back to my apartment, I'm gonna kill you.

[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

Put a password on your WI fi.

[A]

Good point.

[B]

You gotta turn it off. I'm thinking about them having to turn their WI fi off literally. Put a password on it. I mean, he still might kill you, but he never would have got on it to begin with.

[D]

And so they opened the door and he hit the woman with the baseball bat.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If you just would have put a password on it to begin with, you'd have never got hit with a baseball. I don't want to blame the victim, but. Right, yeah.

[A]

I mean, I'm perplexed as to why they didn't use that method to begin with. Good point.

[B]

Double bonehead.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[B]

Want to go talk to Joy, who is in North Carolina? Hey, Joy.

[E]

Morning, studio.

[C]

Morning.

[E]

I was just listening to the segment you did on the ridiculousness of unpaid maternity leave with all that childbirth does to woman's body. And it reminded me of listening to your bodycast with Caitlin and hearing about her struggles with childbirth and how her parents came to help before and after. And so I was wondering. A couple weeks ago, Bobby, Eddie, and Lunchbox were talking about how it's kind of out of the goodness of their heart, they expect in laws and grandparents to come help with the kids, and they don't help pay. So I was wondering and if your take on that has changed now that you have personal experience with having in laws come and help now that your daughter is here.

[B]

They drive and they're like, we love road trips. So if they came and they were like, hey, you mind chipping? I just pay for the flights anyway. I don't. That's all. So. But they drive. I don't know. What are you asking? Like, will I pay for? I mean, sure. We take them on vacation with us. We pay for those trips.

[C]

Were you against us?

[B]

Like, no. I think when Lunchbox's wife was like, hey, can we pay and help them with their flights? Because they had come and stayed for a week and they had flown across the country, I was like, yeah, pay for their flights because you want them to come back again. And he's like, oh, the guy should pay for their flight. I don't even like them. I hate them.

[C]

Remember that?

[D]

I didn't say all that.

[B]

Is that your question, Joy?

[E]

More so, yes. Just your take on if you feel like you should contribute financially to them making the commute to come help you guys. And. Yes. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I don't think it did. They wouldn't take it. They wouldn't. They wouldn't take it. And also, they drive. They drive. And so I think if I were like, hey, let me cover Your gas. Don't be stupid.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Because they do live close enough to make the drive.

[A]

Right. So the gas these days.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a flight now, for sure. I completely understand your point. I still feel the same way that I felt where Lunchbox's wife was like, hey, should we pay for their flights?

[E]

That.

[B]

If that just gets asked, like it should. I think you should. Especially if they came and helped. For how long?

[D]

It was seven days.

[C]

I think they like to do that.

[B]

I agree. Both can be. Both can be true, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because if you need them to come back ever kind of last minute, and they're like, I don't think we can. And they're not going to say that. Maybe they don't have the money to do it. Let's be like, we really can't right now. Yeah, but if they know that you're there to help them, there's not a right answer. I just feel like I would want them to feel supported, but.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. I. What? They leave and I put a gas tank, a gas can full of gas in the back of their truck. I got you guys a little something for the drive home.

[A]

Or like, he throw a gas gift card in their cup holder.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Here you go. Yeah, but we also try to do stuff for them outside of that. Like I said, like, we will take them on vacations just to prove we're thankful for their help and just pay for everything. Flights, trip, all that. And they don't ask for it at all. People try to do that once or twice a year. Yeah.

[A]

That's nice.

[C]

So I've never done that.

[A]

Not bad.

[C]

Never.

[A]

Well, things are just different.

[B]

Oh, are they?

[A]

What?

[C]

What do you mean?

[B]

Everything?

[D]

Everything.

[B]

Everything's relative.

[A]

That's what I mean.

[B]

No, that's not what you mean. Amy's hit me, like, three days in a row with some little offhanded remark, like, things are different about how financially

[A]

different you are from. Okay. What do you mean by hit? It's like, hit you with a compliment.

[C]

No.

[B]

Remember whenever on Mother's Day, she was like, oh, yeah, you did the letters and you got. And I said, I got my wife the gift. And she goes, boy, was it a gift.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And I was like, what are you doing? Everything's relative.

[A]

Okay. Yes.

[C]

I still don't know what that gift was.

[B]

No.

[E]

And you won't.

[B]

And you won't. And Amy's the only person in the whole world that knows, other than my wife.

[C]

Dang.

[D]

Amy. What?

[A]

I. Yeah. What is it, Bobby? They wouldn't even understand.

[C]

We wouldn't understand.

[B]

What? Now she's insulting you guys because you're stupid.

[D]

Dumb Amy, like stupid. Wow.

[A]

Okay, guys. Bobby, you know it's true.

[C]

We wouldn't understand.

[B]

I'm not arguing with you. I'm just saying you love to slide those in.

[A]

Gosh. I thought you would take them as compliments like that. I thought you would take it as a compliment like, wow. Wow. It is all relative.

[B]

It's definitely relative because you guys could take them to Pigeon Forge.

[C]

Yeah. Not even. I've done a dinner. You know, it's only just the four of us.

[A]

Maybe a matinee.

[B]

Yeah, we took them to Italy.

[C]

Very different, but I see.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I'm making the cheddar.

[C]

Tom.

[A]

Relative. Yeah, in Just depends.

[B]

Just depends, guys. It's all relative.

[A]

It's all relative.

[B]

Okay, Joy, anything else I can help you with?

[E]

No, I was just wondering your take on the matter and I love hearing about your experiences now as a dad, so. And also thank you guys for the birthday shout out you did for my daughter last month. My daughter aven, she turned 10. Double digits. So that's all. I was just wondering your take on things were.

[B]

Dang. We did a birthday. We do almost no birthday shout outs. Because if we do one, you know, you bring candy for one kid you gotta have for the whole class.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And so did you leave a voicemail in the week?

[E]

Yeah, I did. Like the last two years. I was like, I left voicemails. And you said specifically in your message, okay, we'll do it because we did it last year. I was like, okay, we're on a roll. But hey, I'm not complaining. So she appreciated. She loved hearing from you guys. So thank you.

[B]

Oh, that's great.

[A]

Let's do it and try again at 11.

[B]

11 years old.

[A]

We've already done two years in a row. Like, let's get the next one. But just make sure to say, Aiden,

[B]

you're counting on us being here another year.

[C]

Oh, boy, are we not gonna be here next year.

[A]

Well, now y' all really can't take your in laws on vacation.

[D]

Yeah, we're really screwed.

[B]

All right, Joy, hope you have a great day.

[E]

Thank you guys too. Bye.

[B]

All right, that's it for us today. Thank you so much for being here. We will see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Ray Mundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.