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Bobby Bones
Okay, so for everybody listening to the podcast right now, today, not doing a part two. So this is after we finished the show. We're recording this. We put this at the beginning of part one, but my foot and my ankle is killing me. It is hurting so bad. There is no way I can hang out for a part two. It is, for some reason, getting worse, and I don't think it's that I'm doing anything on it. And I do talk about my ankle again in the next segment, because that was the first segment of the day, but it is killing me.
Amy
I just thought of something. What day are we on? Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. So. Oh, I have heard Thursday. That surgery, like, when my daughter got her tonsils out, day five was the worst. The worst.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
They said, like, just plan for around day four, five, six.
Bobby Bones
But Is that a tonsil thing?
Amy
No, but it's. I think it's. It might be a surgery thing.
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you, it's killing me. And I tried not to make a big deal about it all day because it's not a big deal. People have worse surgeries than this all the time. And I told my wife that. I was like, I don't want to, like, complain about it all the time because she's, like, feeding the dogs, taking them out. And I was like, I don't want to be the whiner. She goes, a lot of people take off work when they have a surgery, correct? At least for a few days.
Eddie
I've been waiting for you to say that.
Bobby Bones
She was like, you're not taking off work. You're not missing anything. You're doing all your pot. You're doing everything. She was like, so give yourself a little bit of grace. So, yeah, it's killing me. I don't plan to miss any work. No, no, not in.
Eddie
I know, but Mike and I were talking about it the other day, like, maybe he should take a couple days off, you know, recover at least a couple days.
Amy
I know he's like, oh, this. These pain pills, my brain. But let's keep talking. Yes.
Bobby Bones
If we're not on the show, misses revenue goals. Like, if we don't have updated podcast files, if we don't. If we're not live, we can't have commerce. It's all of this that things like that I have to care about. And so I don't want to miss because it hurts all of us, so I don't miss. So if I do miss, you know, I'm Dead.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or I have a really sore throat. Like, I'll come in with a sore throat, but, man, if it gets really sore, like, razor blade, like, when you get. What is this? Like, it's strep. Strep. That's it.
Eddie
That's the bad one.
Bobby Bones
I was gonna say sore throat disease, but strep throat. Yes. Strep is the bad one.
Amy
I thought you were trying to think of something way more complicated than strep.
Bobby Bones
No, I can't. My brain's messed up from all the pain pills.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, it's totally jacked up, so it's eggs, but that's what's up. And I think it's also the not getting good sleep and the pain pills and all of that, but, yeah, there will be no part two today. What'd you do last night?
Amy
Helped Stevenson with some homework. And by that, I mean I took pictures of it, loaded it into my chat GPT and made sure he got it right.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I wouldn't trust that. ChatGPT is not always right.
Amy
No, this was. I. I checked the work, if that makes sense. Like, But I needed. So what I do to give you full, like, explanation of how I do it, I'll say, and tell me exactly how you got this answer, so that way I can see the work I need to do, and then I'll go check it. Because, yes, it did get one wrong once. And I was like, what?
Morgan
Yeah.
Amy
How did you not read the graft correctly? And I had to take pictures of it because there are graphs and charts. I mean, it's a little more complicated, but, yeah, he ended up getting them. All right.
Bobby Bones
One thing you can do to chat gbt, which is weird.
Amy
What is?
Bobby Bones
You can ask it a question and have it give you multiple answers. You can say, like, here's eight questions, and then say, hey, fact check yourself. And sometimes it'll fact check itself and go like, yeah, sorry about that.
Morgan
I was wrong.
Eliot Khani
Whoa.
Legal Expert
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, when it's done yourself the first time.
Eddie
Yeah, you should be perfect.
Amy
It always will admit, because it'll give multiple. Like, Stevenson had multiple choice. And then the answer it gave me wasn't one of the multiple choice. And I'm like, that's not an option. And then I sent a picture of all four options. Oh, my goodness, you're right. Oh, yeah. Let me take a closer look at that. And then. And now my chat GPT written voice is Bobby's assistant. It's in my head. Like, whenever I'm reading, you're doing.
Bobby Bones
You do an impression of it, too.
Amy
I just did it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, you don't mean to. I think sometimes I think you just want to be her.
Eddie
Maybe you do like her.
Amy
I mean, maybe I do. Well, between Bobby talking to her all the time and then her in my head all the time, and then my daughter's therapist sounding like her, I'm like, okay, she's everywhere.
Bobby Bones
What'd you do?
Eddie
We had a meeting. We had a meeting, like, an athletics meeting, which is weird. My son made the basketball team in middle school, so I thought it was just gonna be a meeting for the team. But no, it's the whole. The whole athletic department talking about how, like, they have a doctor if you need a doctor if someone gets hurt, what to do if you get her, all that kind of stuff, which was the first time I've ever done that. That was kind of fun.
Bobby Bones
So they have, like, insurance.
Eddie
They do. And they have, like, a special doctor that, if you go. They work with all the kids that go to that school.
Bobby Bones
Wow. Yeah. Congrats to your son for making it.
Eddie
Yeah, dude. He's so excited.
Bobby Bones
It was one of those tryouts where Eddie couldn't go, where they had to, like, you know, newspaper the windows, which was.
Eddie
Yeah. Like, no parents allowed. And they said, no peeping. I'm like, well, that's weird.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So I could say they mean right.
Bobby Bones
Then or at all. Like, you had to stop your peeping at night just in the neighborhood?
Eddie
No, just right then. But I think I know why they did that, though, because they set the example of, like, you can't go to the tryouts. So now that they're having practices, no parents are going. Cause they're just like, well, I guess I'm just not invited, so. Because I haven't even thought about going. And I would normally go to practices just to kind of hang out and watch.
Eva Longoria
Yeah.
Amy
That's the hard.
Bobby Bones
Parents will be annoying. Parents will be so annoying. If I was trying to coach a team. And they've just gotten so much worse.
Eddie
Yes. Have they? Like, I thought about that. Like, I wonder if, like, we just didn't notice because we were kids.
Bobby Bones
I would think they've gotten worse because social media has made everyone louder. Just generally speaking.
Eddie
Yeah. Cause parents are bad, dude. The trouble in Sports Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
What'd you do last night?
Morgan
We watched some tv. Hung out at the house. Let's see. What else do we do? That was it. Nothing really exciting. Watched an episode of reality TV that no one, you know, cares about. But, yeah, that's it. That's all we Did.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Morgan, you did that video and you were cooking something. I don't even know what you were cooking, but it was like sweet potatoes or something.
Amy
Oh, yeah. Well, I've made a few different things.
Bobby Bones
Well, I saw one pop up, and there's something that people say whenever they're about to eat something. Like if a chef drops something off, nobody say it.
Morgan
Okay?
Amy
Oh, yeah, yeah. Bone apple teeth is how I said it.
Legal Expert
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So here's.
Eddie
What did she say?
Bobby Bones
Were you joking or did you say it wrong?
Amy
No, I was joking. Cause it's Bon appetit is how you say it. But people online, like, it's this huge meme where you say bone apple teeth instead.
Bobby Bones
I believe you then. Cause so many listeners were messaging me going, we're on Team Eddie on Lunchbox. She doesn't know how to say bon appetit. And so I pulled the. No, I agree with you. Will you play that?
Amy
Ray, dump that little egg mixture over the pan and lock it in. Throw it in the oven for 40ish minutes on 400, give or take, really, until it's all cooked. Bone apple teeth.
Eddie
Bone apple teeth.
Amy
I mean, if I had seen that, I would have probably thought she thought that's what it was.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, my DMs were blowing up.
Amy
I didn't know that was a funny meme, but now I.
Eddie
It's kind of funny now.
Amy
I get it.
Bobby Bones
If it's not a funny meme and she made that story up on the fly.
Amy
Genius.
Bobby Bones
Even better.
Eddie
Do it. Start it. Now it's a meme.
Bobby Bones
Like, if she's like, oh, I just realized it was wrong and she made that up. But, yeah, okay, that would be something.
Eddie
A very highly intelligent person would do.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what everybody was hitting me up going, I don't know if she's highly intelligent, but it was. It's all a joke.
Eddie
So maybe she is so.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think it means she is anymore, but it doesn't mean she's not.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Does that make sense?
Eddie
No, but whatever.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Everything's not that serious, you know, I was just trying to be funny, I guess.
Bobby Bones
No, no, it worked.
Amy
I should be careful.
Bobby Bones
No, it worked. Hey, iyk. Yk. You know.
Amy
Yeah, exactly.
Eddie
I know what that means. If you know, you know.
Bobby Bones
That's it. Okay, here is today's podcast again. Apologies. There'll be no part two. We'll be back tomorrow, obviously. And that's all. Enjoy today's show.
Eddie
Here we go.
Amy
Come on, Bobby.
Bobby Bones
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Amy
This is the Bob.
Bobby Bones
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show Morning studio. Morning. So late last week, I had surgery on my ankle. I did not respect it in any way. I knew I'd have surgery, but I thought I'd be back up and at them by Monday. And I really told my wife. I was like, I'm not gonna need any help. Like, I'm gonna go in. It was two simple things they were doing. They were gonna scope my ankle, no problem. Professional athletes get that done all the time. And then they were going to patch up a hole with cadaver cartilage.
Amy
No professional athletes have to do with any of this.
Bobby Bones
I'm basically that, okay, who won MVP of the celebrity softball game? You did MLB All Star Weekend last year. Yep.
Eddie
Never forget it.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Who won Dancing with the Stars and.
Bobby Bones
Got paid, which makes me a professional Bobby.
Morgan
Yes.
Amy
Alrighty. Anyways, carry on.
Eddie
Well.
Bobby Bones
And I told my wife, no issues. Like, I want to be back up. Like, I'll be in a cast for, you know, a week, a week and a half. Then it moves to a boot. But don't worry about me. She's like, I don't think that's the case.
Amy
Speaking of your wife, I texted her after the surgery to check on you and how it went. And this is her reply.
Bobby Bones
You're telling me this, like, five days later?
Amy
Well, it hasn't come up. Okay, now. Now it's a good time.
Eddie
Okay, go ahead.
Amy
It's fitting. I said, you know, how did it go? Blah, blah, blah. She said, it went well. He's recovering, but I think the recovery will be longer and more of a process than he was expecting.
Bobby Bones
If it sucks, it is. It's the worst. I really. I didn't want to burden her. She's also pregnant, and we have dogs, and it sucks. And it hurts. And it hurts worse as the week goes along. I thought it would be the opposite. I thought, like, it hurts the most right after it's done. It's hurt worse every night. And I wake up in the middle of the night, like, grabbing my knee, even though my knee doesn't hurt. I can't grab my foot, my ankle, because it's got a cast on it. And so I'm laying here with, like, bags of frozen broccoli and corn on my legs because I don't want to go and redo an ice pack because I don't want to ask my wife to do it. Like, so much humility, because I'm having to. Like, my wife had to help me put a bag on my leg. To take a shower. And I'm like. I'm just there. Grub wormed. Like, she's. She's right there next to me, helping me strap the bag on. It's.
Eddie
It.
Bobby Bones
The highlight of my day yesterday was my wife going, do you mean to take you on a drive?
Eddie
Oh, that's nice.
Amy
Oh, to see the.
Bobby Bones
The world. Anything. Just to get out. Because I haven't done anything but lay in the bed and occasionally move to this chair.
Amy
Leaves are changing.
Bobby Bones
It's.
Eddie
I can picture you just looking out the window, like, looking at the leaves, the trees.
Bobby Bones
You know what we did? We drove to Sonic down the road. I got me a water, and we drove back home.
Amy
Cute.
Bobby Bones
No, it's terrible. I didn't respect it. I still needed to get it done. I'm glad I got it done, but it sucks. I just thought it would be nothing. I thought it would be nothing.
Amy
It's weird. You thought a surgery with cadaver.
Bobby Bones
I thought it would be.
Amy
Would be nothing.
Eddie
Hole in your foot, all that stuff.
Bobby Bones
I thought it would be nothing.
Eddie
Did you apply for a handicap pass?
Bobby Bones
I don't think I'm handicapped for long enough to get the pass.
Eddie
All right, just checking.
Bobby Bones
So that's where my life is right now. Like, not the greatest place. I just lay there all day.
Amy
They're not the worst.
Morgan
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
It could be the worst. Like, mentally, I'm in a pretty terrible place.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. It's.
Eddie
I'm.
Bobby Bones
I'm at the worst. The worst.
Amy
So.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
But this too shall pass.
Bobby Bones
It will.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
It's just a season.
Bobby Bones
They say 40 is the new 60. And you think it would be the opposite. People in their 40s feel like they're in their 60s because their bodies are breaking down earlier than they thought they would.
Eddie
Amen, brother.
Bobby Bones
I surprised it. Well, I think it's because people younger. I should say younger. Younger, getting older go harder than they used to go. Oh, 25, 30 years ago. Like 40 year olds now go harder than 40 year olds 40 years ago. Therefore, we go harder.
Amy
In what way?
Bobby Bones
And always, like, physically.
Eddie
Yeah. Even, like, play sports with the kids.
Bobby Bones
Like, I work out as hard now as I ever have. My entire. Well, not right now because I can't do crap. I'm freaking miserable.
Amy
Yeah, but. But I mean, you're an athlete, so basically professional.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. A new survey said that 2,000 adults find that most people are feeling some serious aches and pains as early as their early to mid-40s. The average person says their nose began to Dull. I think that's. Is that smell?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Around 46. I don't have that yet. Ankles will start to weaken around 47.
Eddie
That's you.
Bobby Bones
I remember hurting my ankle, like, a year and a half ago, and it's just gotten worse. I remember it now. I didn't remember it forever, and I remember it going like this.
Eddie
Do you remember the play?
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. I was at my friend Brett's house playing pickleball, and I went to the left and my ankle went like this. And I was like, not ain't nothing. I just kept going. I kept going for a year and a half. Is the word so stupid. Just get it fixed if it hurts. And then your metabolism slows in your late 30s, into your 40s. So all of that and then if you get injured, like, another bad part about this injury is, is that I can't exercise at all. So any food just chills. Like I'm eating and it just hangs.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I can't even, like, move to exercise it. I put on £70 in the past five days. I put on £70.
Eddie
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
No, I haven't got on a scale to make to confirm that. That's what it feels like. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. That's what it feels for women. About once a month when we're on our period or something. Like hormone stuff. No, but it's like you just feel like suddenly a beached whale and you can't explain it, but you're just like, oh, it's just this whole feeling. So that's probably similar to what we have going on.
Bobby Bones
I'm having my ankle period right now.
Amy
Your ankle period? Bones.
Bobby Bones
Spoiler alert for Dancing with the Stars. Last night, Andy got voted off.
Eddie
Oh, no.
Morgan
How?
Bobby Bones
Well, eventually, the people who really can't dance get voted off. I think I'm the only person to actually win the show that wasn't a good dancer, like, because there's always, like, somebody who represents the common man. But I think I'm the only common man to actually win the show.
Amy
Yeah. And maybe after they saw that happen, they're like, not let this happen again. People were so. I mean, obviously you had so many people voting for you, but then, like, the hardcore fans, weren't they the ones that were like, what, he can't even dance?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But you can't vote somebody off a show.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So you have to let there be just a few people, and then all the votes have to gravitate to those few people. But Andy was voted off. But watching back. I've been doing a series watching Back all my dances. I really wasn't as bad as even I thought I was because I was at least somewhat athletic, where some of these people that are like, they're a bad dancer, they're like Bobby Bones, they can't even move.
Eddie
And that's insulting.
Bobby Bones
And mostly I just would go along with it because I'm like, yeah, they got a point. But, like, I was watching my back. Like, I'm jumping off tables, I'm jumping over Sharna. And sure, I didn't have any dance background, but completely different. I wasn't as good of a dancer. But even the people I was up against in the final four, of the. The four, I think I was probably the second most athletic. But anyway, I was sad for Andy. I didn't think he would win. I still think Robert Irwin wins. Last night, they had a bunch of the people that had been on the show. I was invited. I didn't get to go because I had ankle surgery, but I had so many people, they're like, why didn't you go? Did they kick you off the show again? No, I just couldn't go. And then my doctor was like, hey, if you fly, there's a decent chance or at least a not zero chance that you get a blood clot in your ankle.
Amy
Yeah, you can't risk that.
Bobby Bones
So I would have. I think my wife is the one who talked me out of going, the reasonable one. She was like, the doctor said you could get a blood clot. I said, but he didn't say it was probable. He said it was possible. And so that's what's up.
Eddie
So how many people are left?
Bobby Bones
Like five, maybe.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And I think there's a couple weeks left. I don't know. I won't watch anymore. Once a common man leaves and he's gone, I'm out of there. And also, I really couldn't watch it last night. I had to watch it in clips because I have YouTube TV and I still don't have any Disney channels, like Disney properties like abc, espn. It sucks.
Eddie
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Let's end this.
Eddie
They're still fighting, huh?
Bobby Bones
This is one of the great standoffs of all time. This. It's crazy. I know ESPN at all. So college game day, I can't watch no college football. And then on Monday nights, I can't watch Dancing with the Stars, so I have to go and watch the clips on Twitter and then hit DWTS to see who gets kicked off right when they get kicked off. So you don't.
Morgan
You don't know.
Bobby Bones
You don't know. Heartache.
Amy
Yeah. Well, between your ankle and YouTube.
Bobby Bones
Yep. Well, YouTube TV.
Amy
Oh, YouTube TV.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You don't have YouTube TV?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
What live. What live do you have if you're watching television at your house? Hulu Live, or do you not have live tv?
Amy
I have live TV because we can watch some games. So this is a problem in my relationship because I have very little access to sports. So. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What do you have?
Amy
Hulu. Hulu Live.
Bobby Bones
You have Hulu Live, so you have all access to everything?
Amy
It's not everything. Maybe I have, like, half life.
Eddie
I don't think she knows what she has.
Bobby Bones
I think Amy has an antenna on her TV and also Hulu, and she thinks that's live. All right, so that's what's up.
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There it is again.
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Eva Longoria
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Amy
It's always a concern, like, are you eating well? He's actually an amazing cook.
Bobby Bones
There was this one time where we.
Amy
Had neighbors and I saved their dog and I ended up inviting them over for food.
Bobby Bones
And that was, like, one of my proudest moments.
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
And I'm Maite Gomez Johan.
Eva Longoria
And on our podcast Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things, food and history.
Amy
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Eva Longoria
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Amy
Bring back the ostracon.
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
No, the America.
Bobby Bones
El Golfo de Mexico continuing forever and ever.
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Amy
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Eva Longoria
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Bobby Bones
They had some time on their hands. Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's the Anonymous inbox. Anonymous in box.
Morgan
If there's a question to be.
Bobby Bones
Hello Bobby Bones. My best friend, who's been married for four years, recently admitted she's been having an affair and keeps coming to me for advice on how to keep it hidden. I told her I don't want to be involved, but she keeps pushing and has even asked if she could use me as an excuse to cover her tracks. When I refused, she got angry and said I was judging her and abandoning her. When she needs support, my husband says I should go. No contact. But I hate to give up on a 20 year friendship. What should I do? Signed Friend of a Cheater. I'm Gonna go to our boundaries expert here in the room. Amy.
Amy
Yeah. I don't know that it's like full on, no contact, but you don't have to participate in this. And I think if she can't respect that, then yeah, I mean, maybe backing off is the answer. It doesn't mean you're never going to talk to her again. But you, you don't have to be a part of this at all.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you owe it to her.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
To be put in an uncomfortable situation.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
It's very selfish of her. That is not what a good friend would do.
Amy
Yeah. And I think it's clear she's going through something. So she's not thinking clearly and she. So that's why she's also treating your friendship this way. Because if she had a healthy perspective, like, she wouldn't put you in this situation to begin with.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I don't mind no contact if it's like the third option. You talk with her. And I don't know that you have to be the person that goes, hey, maybe you shouldn't cheat because you don't know the dynamics of that relationship. Or maybe you do, I don't know. But that ain't your job. She didn't come to you for that job.
Amy
Yeah. And I didn't mention it. I think too, like, for her to be like, I feel like you're judging me when maybe you haven't even done that. But that's her.
Bobby Bones
No, she's judging.
Amy
I know, but she probably is judging herself.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
As well.
Bobby Bones
Total projection.
Amy
So there's. Yes. A little projection happening. And if you have the healthy conversations and set the boundaries and then she can't respect it, then like you said, it's like the second or third.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Second. Like, hey, I want to be your friend, but I can't be your friend for this specifically. So I want to not be involved in this part. And then if she can't respect that, then I think it's no contact. And that sucks because that's not what a good friend does. But I will say this, that all people go through weird seasons. If you can just get through this season with her and be someone that she leans on for support because it's about the s. Is about to hit the fan with this.
Eva Longoria
Yeah.
Amy
And I think no contact is what probably sounds really harsh. So something that might be helpful is like detachment with love.
Bobby Bones
That's a euphemism for no contact.
Amy
Well, it's just a. It's.
Bobby Bones
It's a nicer way to say.
Amy
I've used in therapy a lot. Like when you have to detach from somebody, but you can detach with love. You know, it doesn't have to be this harsh, dramatic, horrible thing. It's hard for you because for 20 years this person has meant a lot to you. But if you know a boundary is detaching with love, I'll say again, it's.
Bobby Bones
Probably just a weird season in her life. Try to be there and support her. Not her decisions, but support her through it. And what's gonna happen after? Because it's about to get bad. Yeah, it's gonna suck for everybody. So, yeah, don't throw away a 20 year friendship. But also, if she won't stop, then you gotta stop. My favorite Miley Cyrus song. If she won't stop.
Amy
You know, also, when you detach with love, you're leaving space to reattach with love.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Amy with the words. Amy is our boundary expert. That she knows what to say. All right, there you go. Close it up, Bones. Add the list of the most dangerous tick tock challenges. So a law firm did this. Which ones do you know of? I wonder what comes to mind when I say these challenges. What are they?
Amy
This one's old, but the first thing in my mind was Tide Pods.
Bobby Bones
It's number two overall. Okay, the Tide Pod Challenge. The. It's so funny, because they do look good. Yeah, they do look like a quite a scrumptious morsel, if I do say so. They're not, though, and you shouldn't. And the whole thing had people eating or biting into laundry pods to get a bunch of social media likes. It can lead to chemical burns, seizures, trouble breathing, poisoning, which accounted for 71% of the 35,000 emergency room visits.
Amy
Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
Because. And that's just people who claimed it. Because I'm telling you, if I go in for the Tide Pod Challenge, I'm not telling them. That's what I'm doing. I'm telling them.
Amy
Well, they're going to know when you're bubbling from the mouth.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But I'm going to say, I don't know. I'm going to make up a story. So that's. Yes, that's number two. Eddie, can you think of any?
Eddie
I mean, the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's a good one. That was for ALS Research Lunchbox.
Morgan
I don't know what it was called, but I saw Sean Johnson doing it with, like, her high heel on the Edge.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that was a good one. Like the Cardi B. I don't know.
Morgan
What it's called, though.
Bobby Bones
That one did not make it, I think. Probably because that's a newer one.
Amy
Oh, yeah, I saw a woman that broke her back.
Bobby Bones
Good one. So at number five, the Benadryl Challenge.
Eddie
Never heard of that one.
Amy
What is that?
Bobby Bones
It has people taking between 12 and 14 Benadryl pills. What? To make them hallucinate and film the reactions. Taking that much antihistamine comes with complications like seizures, heart problems, coma, and death. I really feel like you shouldn't take 12, 14 of anything like this. General. Even cookies. You shouldn't even have any cookies. And you're not even going to overdose on that.
Amy
I never heard of that one.
Bobby Bones
But that's a number five. Number four, the Fire Challenge. Since this one involves putting small amounts of rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer on the body, then lighting it on fire.
Eddie
What on earth?
Amy
I'm kind of glad this isn't my algorithm.
Bobby Bones
Well, this is an older one, but still. Because what kids know and what they think is if they put it on their skin, the alcohol, it'll just burn that off. It won't burn their skin. The problem is it can burn your skin. It can burn through it. So people go in for burns, infection. People even died from it. And number three, everybody's gonna remember this one. I got many laughs. I never did it. I always thought it was funny, though. The milk crate Challenge.
Amy
What do you do with it?
Bobby Bones
Well, you stack the milk crates up to walk over them without it falling.
Eddie
Oh, I do remember this one. Yes. That's about two years ago, maybe.
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Bobby Bones
I remember that People would, like, break their ribs. They would, like, climb. They'd make, like, a pyramid and try to climb it because it was so unsteady, and they would fall. So There were over 8, 000 emergency room treated injuries. Most popular with kids 15 to 18. Concussions, broken bones. Oh, even a couple paralyzed people. They would stack milk crates into a pyramid, try to climb.
Amy
Oh, that's terrible.
Bobby Bones
You've never seen it. You'll laugh out loud.
Amy
I'm sure I will. But now I'm gonna struggle laughing, knowing that some people I know paralyzes itself.
Bobby Bones
It's a struggle, but you still get through it. Okay, you shouldn't do it. It's bad because you can get hurt very easily. Number two is Tide podcast. And then number one is the Blackout Challenge. Popular with 10 to 14 year olds. It involves depriving yourself of oxygen until passing out with the goal of experiencing a brief euphoric state. Did you guys ever do. Because Back in the day, I never did it, but other kids did it where they would, like, they would choke themselves. Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Yep, yep.
Bobby Bones
100 people have died from it, including a 12 year old boy. Oh, my gosh, Mike, you guys blackout. Challenge it. Yeah, we did that. Yeah, pretty bad.
Amy
But, but, but like, if you're holding your breath, that's the challenge also you.
Bobby Bones
Can do like, hands on the, like.
Amy
Oh, so someone's helping you usually have.
Eddie
A buddy helping you.
Amy
Okay. Because I'm like, if you're holding your breath, like, my body, you know, starts to, like, makes me stop from holding it because I'm trying to save myself.
Bobby Bones
No, it's more of like a, like a pressure and like a push. Right?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, in the back of the bus. Classic bus stories, man. But, yeah, those are the most dangerous TikTok challenges. Read that New York Post. It's time for the good news with Bobby. A dentist in Mesa, Arizona, offers free dental care to veterans in recognition of Veterans Day. Does it every year. He did this yesterday. Dr. Sean Monahan of Monahan Dentistry and Implant center cleared his entire schedule yesterday for Veterans Day to provide services like cleaning, fillings and cancer screenings to vets all day at no cost.
Amy
Nice.
Bobby Bones
Last year, the practice provided more than $30,000 worth of free dental services on this day. And obviously this just happened, so they don't know this year, but they expect it to be even bigger. So big shout out to Dr. Monahan and his wife Natasha. They come from military families with ties to the Air Force, army and Marines. And I think this is a really awesome thing. That's from 12 News. That is a great story. That is what it's all about.
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Bobby Bones
Tell me something good, bones. Amy, what happened at the basketball game you went to?
Amy
So it all started with, you know, kids playing basketball on the court. Everything's going fine. But then there was some aggression between my boyfriend's son and this one player where he just pretty much body slammed him to the ground.
Bobby Bones
Opposite teams.
Amy
Yeah, opposite teams. And you saw people in the stands. I happened to be walking in at that time, but you saw people in the stands. Like, I was like, what are they reacting to? Because parents were like, oh. Like, there was a reaction. And we look over and we're like, oh, my God. Well, then the coach makes the decision to pull his player out of the game, to bench him.
Bobby Bones
The aggressor.
Amy
Yes. That coach was like, okay, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Are you sure he was the aggressor or was somebody who responded to aggression?
Amy
No, he was the aggressor yeah. And the coach pulled him out. He was put on the bench, which was a row of chairs. And in response to him getting pulled out of the game, he picked up a chair and threw it into the bleachers.
Bobby Bones
Nice. No, that's a kid.
Amy
No, a middle schooler.
Eddie
But he didn't hit.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the.
Eddie
Oh, the kid did it.
Bobby Bones
I thought coach did it, but that's not cool either.
Amy
No, either way. Instantly, I felt terrible for the kid.
Bobby Bones
The kid threw a chair into the bleachers.
Amy
Into the bleachers. And then. And then another parent near me. He's like, okay, that kid needs to go. And I mean, she was a parent from that team. And I was just thinking, yes, he does need to go. But I'm like, okay, wait, where are his parents? Like, because the tournament person was like, we're.
Bobby Bones
You're.
Amy
You're out. Like, and they escorted him out of the gym. And my heart broke from him because clearly he's got stuff going on and he. I hope at this age, if he's responding to disappointment and anger or something in that way, like, we can get a handle on it before he gets any bigger or more hormones kick into play. Because I just felt terrible for him and he left. But it's crazy. I've never seen anything like that. Who won the game that our team.
Bobby Bones
Was that player good?
Amy
I don't know. I. I don't know. I barely saw. He got kicked out right when I got there.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So you can't be throwing stuff into the crowd.
Amy
And. And then my boyfriend was glad that he kind of got up and was like, letting me in because he sort of missed because he was walking towards me to be like, hey, we're sitting up here. And like, his dad was up at the top of the bleacher, so he saw the whole thing. But my boyfriend's like, I'm so glad I didn't see him, like, body slam my kid, because that.
Bobby Bones
Was he gonna fight some kid? No, but I think that would have been hilarious.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Amy's boyfriend jumps into the court to beat up a kid.
Amy
No, he wouldn't. He has really good self control, but I mean, that would just be hard to see. And his son was fine and he talked about it later and he was kind laughing at it. He was like, no, it's fine. But I just thought, gosh, a middle school kid like that, that's some. We have some anger management. We need to hopefully get under control.
Bobby Bones
I went to a game and I saw a coach. This is during A basketball game. And it is a coach. And luckily it wasn't at the crowd. But he didn't like the call. So this scorekeeper who's running like the, you know, getting board and stuff, he takes her drink and throws them on the court.
Amy
Oh, God, my life. And then it has to get cleaned up.
Eddie
Somebody has to clean it up, like.
Bobby Bones
Her Stanley, like mug. He takes it and throws it and it. And it goes boosh. And I say it like right in the middle of the game. Oh, man, it was the wildest thing I've ever seen. And that wasn't a parent. Usually you think of parents being crazy or even kids fighting.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But it was a, it was a high school girls game and he didn't like the call and he takes it just chunks onto the court. I've never seen anything like that before. Craziest thing you ever saw at a game, Eddie.
Eddie
Well, when Amy was talking, it made me think of one of my son's games where a player like swung and I mean, he missed a kid on our team's face by like a centimeter.
Bobby Bones
Hard swing.
Eddie
I mean, it would have knocked him out 100 and the same thing. We're like, what? I've like never seen a 12 year old swing a full swing in the middle of a game. And they pulled him out of the game. But I think he went in like 10 minutes later, which all parents were like, what is happening? How could he still be playing?
Bobby Bones
Throwing a punch isn't a, an objectionable offense. Oh yeah, ejectionable offense. Absolutely. They didn't kick him out.
Eddie
We lucked out. We lucked out that he didn't actually land.
Bobby Bones
They didn't kick him out.
Eddie
You said they sat him for about 10 minutes.
Bobby Bones
That's not objectionable then. I'm saying it should be.
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Eddie
And even the refs were just like, listen, don't ever do that again. You're out for 10 minutes. Like what all the parents.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. You throw a punch, you gotta go. Yeah, you gotta get out of the game. Lunchbox. Craziest thing you've ever seen.
Morgan
I've seen a coach throw the soccer ball at the referee. Like, you can't see this. How do you not see this? And throw the ball?
Bobby Bones
I mean, what age?
Morgan
I think I was 14.
Bobby Bones
Were you playing in the game while it happened?
Morgan
No, I was, I had played the game before and so we were just sitting there and it was the game after. So I mean, I would assume the kids were 14 also. They were about my age. But the Coach was mad because he thought the ref missed a call. Grabbed the ball. You can't see this. Throws the ball, hit him right in the back. Red card. See you later.
Bobby Bones
You hate the red card.
Eddie
I saw one time a mom in a baseball game came from the stands and walked on the mound and, like, started yelling at her kid at that. In the middle of the game.
Bobby Bones
That's different.
Amy
Yeah, that's a mom taking care of.
Bobby Bones
Her own business in her own house.
Eddie
Like, in the middle of the game was crazy.
Amy
That's like when Dirk Spentley came in one time, he told us that story of his daughter playing in a volleyball game and how he had just come off the road, he's a little tired, and tried to go straight to her game. He probably was in the right headspace. And he, like, went off on the coach for, like, not playing. Like, he had to, like, physically leave. And his daughter was mortified. Yeah, she was like, dad, stop.
Bobby Bones
Can you imagine your mom coming out on the mound? Amy went to Home Depot for some holiday shopping last week. What'd you get?
Amy
Yeah, so I did get some holiday things for my porch and, like, some good smelly stuff and a wreath for my door. But I'm kind of decorating my back porch because I realized a lot of people, even delivery people, come to my back porch. So I've hung a wreath on my back door. And then also I got some new ring cams and motion light detectors because I realized, like, so many people are going there that my. My current motion light that I had, like, wasn't going off like it was staying black even though people were walking up. So I upgraded that as well. So I got some festive things for my back porch to make it more welcoming. And then I also got some security type things to also make it more welcoming.
Bobby Bones
Less welcoming. A little more, A little less.
Eddie
It's all about balance.
Amy
Yes, a mix of welcome and a mix of festive and a mix of don't mess with me.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of Heavyweight, I help a centenarian mend a broken heart. How can 101-year-old woman fall in love again? And I help a man atone for an armed robbery he committed at 14 years old.
Eddie
And so I pointed the gun at him and said, this isn't a joke.
Bobby Bones
And he got down. And I remember feeling kind of a surge of like, okay, this is power. Plus, my old friend Gregor and his brother tried to solve my problems through hypnotism. We could give you a whole brand new thing where you're, like, super charming all the time, being more able to look people in the eye, not always hide behind a microphone. Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Eva Longoria
I'm Eva Longoria.
Amy
And I'm Maite Gomez Rejon.
Eva Longoria
And on our podcast Hungry for History, we make two of our favorite things. Food and history.
Amy
Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostracon to vote politicians into exile.
Eva Longoria
So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way.
Amy
Bring back the ostracon.
Eva Longoria
And because we've got a very mi casa es su casa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by.
Bobby Bones
Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golf of Mexico. No, the America.
Amy
No, the America.
Bobby Bones
El Golf forever and ever.
Eva Longoria
It blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this moment. They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education rights. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the.
Amy
Ancient Egyptians that they used to place.
Eva Longoria
Them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
It's okay not to be okay sometimes.
Eddie
And be able to build strength and love within each other.
Eliot Khani
Thanksgiving isn't just about food. It's a day for us to show up for one another. I'm Eliot Khani, host of the podcast Family Therapy, a series where real families come together to heal and find hope. What would be a clue that would be like, I've gotten lots of text messages from him. This one's from a little bit better.
Eva Longoria
Of a version of him because he's feeding himself well.
Amy
It's always a concern, like, are you eating well? He's actually an amazing Cook.
Bobby Bones
There was this one time where we.
Amy
Had neighbors and I saved their dog and I ended up inviting them over for food.
Bobby Bones
And that was like one of my proudest moments.
Eliot Khani
This is family therapy. Real families, real stories on a journey to heal together. Listen to season two of family therapy every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Eddie
Can we get a Thanksgiving first?
Amy
I'm hungry. Hey, y', all. It's Kadeen and Deval, the hosts of Ellis Ever after podcast.
Eddie
This holiday season, whether you're cooking for the family, out buying gifts for the.
Amy
Kids, or crowded in holiday traffic, tune out the noise and tune in to Ellis Ever After.
Eddie
On Ellis Ever after, we get real with our crew about family. If you feeling like you feeling, that's.
Bobby Bones
Probably because you a good parent, friendship. Be careful what you put in your body.
Eddie
Move your body and love it the.
Bobby Bones
Way you love them cars, that house, them clothes, them shoes, them brunches.
Eddie
Love yourself.
Bobby Bones
Them brunches. Love and marriage.
Amy
You know what's become a different attractive to me? And it's because I've self corrected and I guess I detoxified myself. Accountability like it has.
Bobby Bones
Mad attractive.
Amy
So attractive to me and everything else in between. I've told my most embarrassing moment on this podcast before, which was me taking a Ziploc bag.
Eddie
So listen to Ellis Ever after on.
Bobby Bones
The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.
Eddie
You get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
All right, movies from the 90s. I'll play you a clip. Here's an example.
Eddie
Get busy living.
Bobby Bones
You get busy die from 1994.
Amy
Amy, that is Shawshank Redemption.
Bobby Bones
Correct. You almost said it. Right.
Amy
Redemption.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay, everybody, write your answers down. Lunchbox Eddie, Amy, this movie is from 1996. Can you name the movie? Go ahead. I love you, you complete me.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Here it is. One more time. I love you, you complete me.
Morgan
I'm in for the win.
Eddie
I'm in Lunchbox.
Morgan
Jerry Maguire.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
Jerry Maguire.
Bobby Bones
Redemption.
Eddie
Oh, Jerry Maguire.
Amy
Jerry Maguire.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's good. All right, good. Everybody's good. Everybody's still in. Next one. LB Hay.
Legal Expert
What?
Bobby Bones
What's funny is it sounds like a movie from the 30s. It's only from 1997.
Eddie
The audio sounds old.
Bobby Bones
Yes, here it is again.
Amy
Why can I never think of this movie? I know exactly what it is I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Well, you do. You don't know exactly what it is. If you can't think of It.
Amy
Yes, I do. Can you tell I know what it is by doing.
Bobby Bones
But you don't know.
Amy
But I know.
Bobby Bones
You would know.
Amy
But this happens anytime we have a clip from this movie. For whatever reason, I can't it. Think of it.
Bobby Bones
1997.
Amy
Come on.
Bobby Bones
Let me give you five seconds. No, I think Amy's having a stroke again.
Eddie
I know it sounds like it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right. What? Everybody good?
Morgan
Good.
Amy
Amy, you know the movie. $1 million.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Lunchbox.
Amy
I don't know.
Morgan
That's Austin Powers.
Bobby Bones
That's it, Eddie.
Eddie
Austin Powers.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Dang it, Amy, you're out.
Eddie
Oh, just like that.
Amy
Good times.
Bobby Bones
Oh, behave.
Legal Expert
All right.
Bobby Bones
The next movie from 1995. Lunchbox. And Eddie, you are a child play thing. Ah, not easy, huh?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Here it is again. You are a child play thing.
Eddie
Okay, I'm in.
Morgan
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Morgan
Toy Story.
Eddie
Eddie. Yeah, I have Toy Story.
Bobby Bones
Correct. The next movie from 1996. Name that 90s movie. The price is Wrong, Bobby. So we. We blinked out the bad word.
Eddie
Good job.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'll play one more time. The price is Wrong, Bobby. That's the censored for TV version.
Eddie
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
The TVS would show.
Morgan
I'm in for the win, Eddie.
Eddie
That's Happy Gilmore.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Morgan
Happy Gilmore.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Name that 90s movie. The next movies from 1996.
Morgan
I like them French fried potatoes.
Eddie
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Here it is. One more time.
Morgan
I like them French fried potatoes. Oh, well, that was a fun game. I like them Frank fried potatoes. What would be Frank fried potatoes? Oh, man. 1990. Oh, you said 96.
Bobby Bones
All right. Need to answer Lunch Rock.
Morgan
I'll put Water Boy.
Eddie
Eddie, that is Sling Blade.
Bobby Bones
That is correct.
Eddie
Billy Bob Thornton.
Bobby Bones
That is correct. I don't. French fried potatoes. Eddie is our winner. Okay. Do you want a victory lap?
Eddie
Of course I do.
Bobby Bones
Here we go. Three more. Eddie. Name that 90s movie. Go. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up. It's bumped that time.
Eddie
That's cool. Runnings.
Bobby Bones
What a great movie.
Eddie
Oh, one of the best.
Bobby Bones
When that movie came out, I thought it was it. That and Mighty Dogs, they made me feel good. There was, like, sports involved. Jamaica, we have a Bob sled.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
I wonder if that holds up.
Amy
I don't know, because I don't even barely remember watching it as a.
Bobby Bones
You never saw Cole running?
Amy
I mean, I barely.
Bobby Bones
John Candy was in it last.
Eddie
He was the coach.
Amy
I'm not a hater. I barely remember watching it is what I said.
Bobby Bones
Did I ever review that documentary? I like me.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
John Candy. Interesting. All right, next up. You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
Eddie
Men in black. Correct.
Bobby Bones
1997. We have two more.
Eddie
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Next. What you just said is one of.
Eddie
The most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Bobby Bones
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul. I award you no points.
Eddie
Whoa. I don't know what that is. Sounds like I don't know. Zoolander.
Bobby Bones
It's Billy Madison. And it's when they're doing the debate.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
I like how the person that lost it.
Eddie
I know.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
All right, next.
Bobby Bones
If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
Eddie
Wayne's World.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Legal Expert
Good.
Bobby Bones
Eddie's our winner.
Amy
Good job.
Eddie
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
And, Amy, who at home is keeping score in all the games?
Eddie
Amy.
Bobby Bones
Don't. Don't. Don't mess up his name.
Amy
I'm not falling for it.
Eddie
No, don't. No.
Bobby Bones
The guy that keeps score of all the games.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
What's his name?
Bobby Bones
Called us yesterday and said, don't mess up his name. Yeah, what's his name?
Amy
Yeah.
Eva Longoria
Okay.
Amy
I thought y' all were doing Deez Nuts on me.
Bobby Bones
No, we're not, Amy. Really?
Eddie
On the radio.
Amy
I'm not saying. I'm not saying. Okay. It's like Kyle, but not.
Bobby Bones
What is it?
Amy
Kyler.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Good job.
Bobby Bones
Amy can never remember his name. And he keeps.
Amy
And I did just now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Back in the day. Man, those movies were great. That was the. That was like. Is that CDs or tapes? What?
Eddie
Those would be DVDs, right?
Bobby Bones
You like CDs or tapes, though?
Amy
CDs and tapes are music.
Bobby Bones
You like CDs or tapes?
Amy
Is this a trick question?
Bobby Bones
Just answer it.
Amy
I like CDs. CDs.
Morgan
Got her.
Bobby Bones
Got her.
Eva Longoria
That.
Morgan
All right.
Eddie
All right, we're done.
Amy
I hate y'.
Bobby Bones
All. This guy was in jail for 16 years. He gets out of jail and goes straight to the jets football game.
Eddie
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
The jets suck so bad, though. The jets suck so bad.
Amy
Yeah, but he's probably just happy to be there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I'm sure he's happy to be anywhere.
Eddie
You think he knows they've been bad?
Bobby Bones
I do. And he was on the sideline, too. Like, he gets sideline passes. He, I guess, is a rapper. A New York rapper. Wasted no time getting back to normal life after serving 16 years behind bars and made his way straight from jail to the Jets. Game on Sunday afternoon. Okay, Imagine you've been in jail for 16 years. What's the first thing that you do?
Amy
I'm gonna go for a hike.
Morgan
What?
Amy
Yes. In nature. Are you kidding? I've been locked up with concrete everywhere. I am hitting up some local trails.
Bobby Bones
I was watching this thing on Tick Tock where these people were inside of a house, and supposedly they were squatting and they concreted up the windows and doors.
Amy
Concrete.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
They're getting out now.
Amy
Concrete.
Bobby Bones
Isn't that like murder? Yeah.
Eddie
You can't go anywhere, they die.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're like, I'll show them. They're taking over our house.
Legal Expert
We'll just.
Eddie
There was no way they can get.
Bobby Bones
Out from the video. What do I know? Yeah, I saw that. It's kind of like prison.
Amy
I'm sure they had an exit plan, but.
Legal Expert
Yeah.
Amy
That's crazy.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you're in jail for 16 years. You get out. Eddie, what do you do?
Eddie
So this is like, obviously see my family, right?
Bobby Bones
Like the first.
Eddie
I don't want to hurt. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
Bobby Bones
First thing you know, give us a thing.
Eddie
Oh, I go see my family.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's a link. That's a link. Anybody want to pick that lunchbox, give us something interesting?
Morgan
Yeah, brothel.
Bobby Bones
What the heck?
Eddie
What?
Morgan
Yeah, brothel.
Eddie
Is that what you wanted?
Bobby Bones
No, that's not what I wanted. Honestly. Years.
Morgan
Are you kidding me?
Amy
You have a wife and children, and.
Eddie
That'S where I went.
Bobby Bones
But also, those aren't legal. Like, there's not one. You're not just gonna find one. Do you want to go back to jail?
Eddie
I need to go to Vegas.
Bobby Bones
Vegas?
Eddie
Yeah.
Morgan
If I'm in jail for 16 years, I probably don't have a wife anymore.
Amy
So what if she stood by you?
Morgan
Well, then she's crazy. And so I'm going brothel.
Bobby Bones
Man, I'm lame. I was thinking, like, Waffle House or something for food. Like, something like, something specific that I'd want to eat that I haven't had because I've been in prison. And you guys. Eddie, your answer was lame. Your answer was stupid. It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Morgan
There were some third graders at Thomas Hart Benton elementary School in Independence, Missouri. They're having story time, their teachers reading to them, when Shaylyn goes, look, there's a fire. And then Emmett goes, Ms. Hudson, you gotta call 91 1. And she turns around to look out the window, and sure enough, a house was on fire. There was a House right by the school that was on fire. So the teacher calls 911 fire department responds and rescues the family's animals.
Amy
Nice.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's good. I guess nobody was at home, but the animals were, Right? Right.
Morgan
But the kids, you know, the teacher's like, come on guys, we're trying to read a story here. They're like, nah, really? Fire.
Bobby Bones
I was always jealous of the kid that lived right next to the school.
Eddie
I know.
Bobby Bones
They just walked to say, yeah, walk to school. Walk over and get a snack. Yeah, like that was the life. Great story. That's what it's all about.
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Bobby Bones
Tell me something good, Bones. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emulauch box Morgan too. Scooby Steve ran trying to put you through. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit now Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is.
Legal Expert
Now.
Bobby Bones
Time for the morning corny.
Morgan
The morning Corny.
Amy
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Bobby Bones
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing.
Amy
Wing.
Bobby Bones
That's so scary. That was the morning corny. Bobby Bone show. Bonehead glory of the day.
Morgan
This story comes to us from Indiana. A 45 year old man went to get a car wash, gets his car back and he's like, hey guys, this isn't clean enough. Like, sir, it is waxed, it is detailed. It's everything you need. He goes, no, no, there's still a smudge. Like, sir, we're not doing it again. So he pulled out a gun pointed at him, said, you're gonna wash my car again.
Bobby Bones
I would start washing the car immediately. I would ripped off my clothes, whatever he wanted.
Eddie
Rewax it.
Bobby Bones
Yep. Turtle Wax, whatever. So what happens?
Morgan
He fled the scene and then he was arrested a short time later at his house because they had his license plate from the car wash and went and arrested him.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Wait, so he, he said with a gun, wash my car. And then he jumped in his own car and drove off?
Morgan
Yeah, he got. He freaked out and left. He didn't even get the second car.
Bobby Bones
How do you get your car washed if you jump in your car and leave?
Morgan
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
All right. And now some voicemails. Banana comment. At least in Minnesota it is illegal. My poor grandpa never had a ticket in his life.
Amy
Threw a banana peel out the window.
Bobby Bones
While he was driving. A cop saw him, pulled him over, gave him a ticket My grandpa went.
Amy
To court to fight it.
Bobby Bones
Cop showed up. 80 years old, he got his first.
Amy
Ticket ever for throwing a banana peel out the window.
Eddie
Thanks.
Bobby Bones
Bye. Wow. I'm shocked.
Eddie
Messed up.
Bobby Bones
We did give the legal advice you could throw a banana peel out the window.
Eddie
We did.
Bobby Bones
Now we didn't know if that was true or not. I can ask my assistant.
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Bobby Bones
Hey, question. If you were to throw a banana peel or an apple out your window, would that be considered littering even though that it's biodegradable? Hey there.
Legal Expert
So it's a good question. Technically, yes, it can still be considered littering even though it's biodegradable. A lot of places have laws that say any kind of object you toss out of a car can count as litter because it can still mess with the local environment, attract animals to roadsides, or just not decompose as quickly as you think. So it's generally best to just compost it properly or toss it in the trash bin.
Bobby Bones
So when I said to a listener of our show that you could throw it out and it's not littering, I was very wrong. And I also shouldn't be giving legal advice. Is that correct?
Legal Expert
Well, I mean, let's just say you were being a little bit casual about it. It's definitely one of those things where it's always safer not to toss stuff out the window, even if it's just a banana appeal. And yeah, probably best to leave the legal advice to the lawyers. But hey, we all learn as we go. And now you've got a fun little correction moment for the show.
Bobby Bones
Are there any states where it is legal to throw out biodegradable things and it not be littering?
Legal Expert
So generally speaking, most states in the US have pretty similar rules about littering and they don't really get an exception just because something is biodegradable. So even if you're in, say, a rural area, most laws will still still count it as littering if you toss it out of a car. Now, there might be some local ordinances that are a bit more lenient, especially if you're on private property or farmland. But as a general rule of thumb, it's just safer to assume it's not allowed. So probably best to keep that banana peel inside the car.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's very wrong about that. Sorry about that.
Eddie
Dang.
Amy
Same. Wow.
Bobby Bones
Next one. Voicemail. Hit it. I had a question for Lunchbox. I seen that the hundred thousand dollar pyramid is hiring for contestants, and when I split off the application, it said, what's celebrity would you like and why. And maybe if I pick Lunchbox, being the celebrity he is, he could get on there.
Eddie
We could win that $100,000.
Bobby Bones
Let me know.
Morgan
Lunchbox. Oh, go for it. Dude, put me down. I would love to be on a hundred thousand dollar pyramid. I'm good at giving clues, I'm good at describing things. I got the energy. I don't know how your guessing is, but I mean, with my coaching, we can win the whole thing.
Bobby Bones
You think they would accept you as a celebrity?
Morgan
Yeah, why wouldn't they?
Eddie
You're not a celebrity.
Morgan
Millions of people listen to me every morning.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you try out for the pyramid and try to get a celebrity? I think the odds of that happening will be way better than you being the celebrity.
Eddie
Okay, what celebrity do you think you can get?
Morgan
Johnny Bananas? No, that you can get Dax Shepard.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean that you can get?
Morgan
Yeah, you got to pick your favorite celebrity and they. I don't know if they pair you up except specifically with your celebrity. Who else would I pick? Kim K. There you go.
Bobby Bones
Those are real celebrities though. I think if you were to write down Lunchbox, they would be confused as to what he meant. Like what's a lunchbox? Don't you think that.
Morgan
No, they would know who I am. I mean they. This is the biggest show in the country.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's not accurate, but okay, Ray, give me number six.
Morgan
I'm calling because we asked our eight.
Bobby Bones
Year old son what he wanted for.
Eddie
Christmas and he really just wants to go to Minnesota Vikings game. We live in Virginia.
Morgan
Let's make it a whole weekend type trip.
Eddie
Do we do this and not let.
Bobby Bones
Him go to school that Monday?
Morgan
Thanks.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Yeah, I think there are some things that end up being core memories where you don't have to go to school. I think he'd remember this forever and it'd be super cool. And it's okay to miss a day of school occasionally. Now this is from somebody who has perfect attendance. And I think looking back, had there been something that would have been a possible core memory. Yeah, I would have done it. I think it's cool. I think anytime you can go and do something new, something fun, I think you can miss a day of school. Who cares? I care about school, but who cares about missing a day of school whenever it's something that's valuable, like within the family? So I think you can do that. You.
Amy
Yeah, I think that this is definitely even better than any gift you could get him because this is what he's asking for. First of all. And second of all, I saw a mom post online recently. She put a camera in her daughter's face and said, what did we get you for Christmas last year? And her daughter was like, I don't remember. And she said, where did we take a family vacation last year? And she was like, oh, Lake Tahoe. Like, she remembered the family trip and that memory. So this is something like Bobby said he'll remember forever. Way more than whatever other gift you could get him.
Bobby Bones
You ever let your kids miss school?
Eddie
Oh, all the time. Sometimes that feels.
Bobby Bones
That feels a little too relaxed.
Eddie
Sometimes I'm like, are you sure you want to go to school today?
Amy
Not like that.
Bobby Bones
Why would you let them miss?
Eddie
Well, that's how I was raised. Like, my. I was raised all. Like, my dad would just say, like, just miss school.
Bobby Bones
You're good.
Eddie
We're gonna go do this today.
Morgan
Okay.
Eddie
So I kind of feel like. And like you said, I remember those days. I remember missing school and the good feeling of like, man, I don't have to go to school today. I didn't. Let me.
Amy
He was more like, ah, you don't have to go to school today.
Bobby Bones
He didn't want to be bothered with getting you to school.
Eddie
Yeah, maybe, maybe. But it was a great memory for me.
Amy
Yeah. Okay.
Eddie
So that's why I do that now with my kids.
Amy
Yeah. But just make sure you understand how many absences can happen, because then, like, truancy.
Eddie
Oh, that's true. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like one, like one, like two, something like that. Or if, like, your dad's a truck driver and once a year, like, you go on, like, a four day trip across the country with them.
Amy
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's a learn. That's something you're gonna learn from or an experience that you're not going to be able to replicate over and over in your life. So again, and I'm by the book guy, and I'm saying sometimes the better version of by the book is doing things not exactly by the book. So, yeah, do that. That's awesome. He'll remember that forever. Voicemail. Anytime. 877-77-Bobby. That's all you got to do. 877-77-B O B B Y Bones. We will see you guys tomorrow. All right, bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Sorry, I didn't see him there.
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In this episode, Bobby Bones, Amy, Eddie, Morgan, and the crew dive into Bobby’s struggles recovering from ankle surgery, share wild youth sports stories, provide boundaries advice for a tough friendship situation, rank the most dangerous TikTok challenges, and play a spirited 90s movie game. The mood is authentic, humorous, and sometimes reflective, with plenty of candid moments and laughs.
[02:43] Bobby opens up about his severely painful recovery, admitting he underestimated the surgery. His foot and ankle pain has worsened, and he acknowledges pushing through work has taken a toll.
[11:16] More on the surgery:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show delivers an authentic look into the personal and professional lives of the crew. From Bobby’s painful and humbling post-surgery recovery to hilarious stories from youth sports, useful advice for tricky relationships, enlightening (and frightening) viral challenges, and some classic games, the episode is rich in both entertainment and gentle wisdom. If you’re looking for light-hearted camaraderie, relatable struggles, and honest reflections, this episode checks every box.