WEDS PT 1: Bobby Reveals Big Life Development + Draft Of Best Wedding Reception Songs + Bobby Feud Makes Us Feel Dumb

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary: May 7, 2025

Episode Title: WEDS PT 1: Bobby Reveals Big Life Development + Draft Of Best Wedding Reception Songs + Bobby Feud Makes Us Feel Dumb

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1. Introduction & Major Life Announcement

Timestamp: [47:50] - [52:08]

Bobby Bones kicks off the episode with significant personal news. He announces that he has obtained his Real ID, highlighting its importance for travel and daily activities.

• Bobby Bones [48:29]: "I got my real ID. It's all different colors. Thank you. Got it in time."

He humorously discusses the challenges and necessities of obtaining a Real ID, emphasizing the impact on his frequent travels.

• Bobby Bones [49:02]: "It's a big day for me. The I got to keep my glasses on and smile on my picture, too."

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2. Drafting the Best Wedding Reception Songs

Timestamp: [02:33] - [09:16]

The show delves into a lively discussion about the top songs to play at wedding receptions. Bobby and his co-hosts—Lunchbox, Morgan, Amy, and Raymundo—participate in drafting and debating song choices to energize the dance floor.

• Bobby Bones [03:15]: "Uptown Funk. You should feel solid with that."

The group suggests classics like "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond, "YMCA" by Village People, "Cha Cha Slide" by DJ Casper, and modern hits like "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift. They engage in playful banter, weighing the choices based on crowd reaction and personal preferences.

• Morgan: "Sweet Caroline. It's always played every wedding I've gone to."
• Amy: "Cupid Shuffle. Good one. It was one of those two for me."

The segment highlights the diversity in musical tastes and the importance of selecting songs that resonate across generations to ensure a memorable reception.

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3. Listener Q&A: Deflated Wife’s Marital Concerns

Timestamp: [09:16] - [13:12]

A listener, identified as "Deflated Wife," reaches out with distressing discoveries from her husband’s group chat, which contain negative sentiments about marriage and hints of infidelity.

• Deflated Wife [10:35]: "I was planning a surprise birthday celebration for my husband..."
• Bobby Bones [10:35]: "I would almost say don't believe anything in a group chat, because guys are just idiots."

Bobby offers compassionate advice, suggesting that online group chats among men often contain exaggerated or offhand comments meant for venting rather than literal intentions. He encourages open communication, emphasizing the need to address the feelings these messages evoke rather than focusing solely on their content.

• Bobby Bones [12:29]: "You should absolutely talk to him about this. You have to, because it's going to bother you so much."

The segment provides insightful guidance on navigating trust and communication issues within relationships.

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4. CMA Fest Tickets Contest: Home Run Derby Challenge

Timestamp: [13:12] - [53:50]

Bobby announces a contest for CMA Fest tickets, engaging show members Morgan and Lunchbox in a friendly competition to win the coveted spots. The contest involves a Home Run Derby at a local softball field, where both participants will take turns hitting softballs to score the most home runs within a set number of swings.

• Bobby Bones [15:33]: "The winner of the Home Run Derby is the winner of the tickets."

Throughout the segment, Bobby and the co-hosts discuss the strengths and strategies of each contestant, anticipating an exciting showdown.

• Raymundo [16:15]: "I think Morgan is sneaky or athletic. You ever see her like do tumbles and flips and stuff? Yeah, she's an athlete."

The Home Run Derby is scheduled to stream live on the show's YouTube page, encouraging listeners to tune in and support their favorites.

• Bobby Bones [53:19]: "They are going to stream that live Friday at 10:30 Central. So go over and subscribe to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page."

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5. Good News Stories

Timestamp: [06:03] - [44:36]

Bobby shares uplifting stories to brighten listeners' days:

• Bear vs. Dog Rescue [19:28]

  • Kristen Savage of Seminole County, Florida, witnesses a bear attacking her dog, Ringo. In a quick-thinking move, she distracts the bear with cookies, allowing Ringo to escape unharmed.
  • Bobby Bones [19:22]: "She threw the cookies down. And the bear got distracted by the cookies, and then Ringo was able to escape."

• Generous Two-Thousand-Dollar Tip [20:03]

  • A waitress in West Virginia receives an extraordinary $2,000 tip from a grateful customer, profoundly impacting her life.
  • Scuba Steve [20:22]: "And she was. Now he's trembling again. Now his voice is trembling."

These stories underscore the show's commitment to sharing heartwarming and inspiring moments with its audience.

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6. Bobby Feud: Common Knowledge Quiz

Timestamp: [25:03] - [39:43]

The hosts engage in a game of Bobby Feud, testing their knowledge of common myths and emergency preparedness items. Questions range from the validity of the "five-second rule" to debunking popular misconceptions about animals and human physiology.

• Bobby Bones [33:24]: "So you drop it on the ground, you got five seconds to pick it up. Still good to eat. That is false."

Key takeaways include:

• Myth Busting:

  • Five-Second Rule: False – Bacteria can transfer instantly.
  • Use of 10-15% of the Brain: False – We use virtually every part of our brain.
  • Carrots Improve Night Vision: Partially True – Rich in vitamin A but don't enhance night vision.
  • Bulls Hate the Color Red: False – Bulls are colorblind and react to movement, not color.

• Emergency Items in Cars:

  • Top Items: Jumper cables, spare tire, first aid kit, food and water, flashlight, etc.
  • Quotes:
    • Amy [25:11]: "Jumper cables."
    • Raymundo [30:18]: "Give me a flashlight."

The segment is both educational and entertaining, encouraging listeners to rethink commonly held beliefs and consider their preparedness for emergencies.

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7. Closing Remarks & Upcoming Events

Timestamp: [53:50] - [55:32]

Bobby wraps up the episode by reminding listeners about the upcoming Home Run Derby contest between Morgan and Lunchbox, scheduled for Friday at 10:30 AM Central. He encourages fans to subscribe to the show's YouTube channel to watch the live event.

• Bobby Bones [52:22]: "They're going to stream that live Friday at 10:30 Central. So go over and subscribe to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page."

Additionally, Bobby promotes the Top Shelf Country Cruise set to sail from February 27 to March 6, 2026, featuring an impressive lineup of country music performers.

• Bobby Bones [54:24]: "Country Cruise setting sail February 27 to March 6, 2026. It's not just a cruise, it's a country music experience at sea."

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Notable Quotes

• Bobby Bones [12:29]: "You should absolutely talk to him about this. You have to, because it's going to bother you so much."
• Bobby Bones [33:24]: "So you drop it on the ground, you got five seconds to pick it up. Still good to eat. That is false."
• Bobby Bones [34:13]: "Shaving just blunts the tip, making it appear coarser the tip of the hair so it looks thicker. That's not true."
• Bobby Bones [38:55]: "Now I'll tell you stuff that's not true. Common knowledge. Things that just aren't true."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a blend of personal announcements, engaging competitions, valuable advice, myth-busting fun, and heartening stories. Bobby’s charismatic hosting, coupled with interactive segments and listener involvement, ensures a dynamic and entertaining experience for both regular and new listeners.

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Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Let's go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show. More in the studio. Morning, Bones. We'll be drafting best songs to play at a wedding reception. So you're at a wedding reception. DJ gets up. All right, here we go, everybody. I'm gonna play this song. And they hit it and everybody's like, oh, gotta get out on the dance floor. So we'll be drafting. And Lunchbox won the dice roll backstage. He'll go first. Lunchbox. Best songs to play at a wedding reception.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, man, I didn't want to go first, but here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Raymundo]

Really want to go first?

[Bobby Bones]

I thought you always want. I always want to go first. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

It's the best pick.

[Scuba Steve]

Give me. Oh, gosh, I don't know. Uptown Funk.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang it. It's a good one. Yeah, That's a good one.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Uptown Funk. You should feel solid with that.

[Scuba Steve]

I do. I actually wrote the bad word, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you write the uptown?

[Raymundo]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That's not even a song.

[Amy]

All right, Morgan, I'm gonna go with Sweet Caroline.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Neil Diamond. Sweet Caroline. That's a good singer.

[Raymundo]

That's good.

[Amy]

It's always played every wedding I've gone to.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Raymundo]

The one that is always, always played is YMCA oh.

[Bobby Bones]

That'S a good one. I didn't have that. Really, guys, I think it's a great one.

[Raymundo]

Everyone gets excited.

[Bobby Bones]

We're familiar with song. Yeah. Yeah, we are. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go with Cha Cha Slide.

[Amy]

O had that one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the group dance, of course. It's tough. Cha Cha Slide.

[Raymundo]

That's the one that goes.

[Bobby Bones]

We about to get funky, funky, funky.

[Raymundo]

Don't say the other word.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I wrote down the other word, Amy.

[Amy]

Cupid Shuffle.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one. It was one of those two for me.

[Raymundo]

Which one is to the left? To the left.

[Bobby Bones]

So that you're doing Cupid Shuffle now. That's good.

[Amy]

That's what I got.

[Bobby Bones]

But they're similar.

[Raymundo]

Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, turn. Turn it out.

[Raymundo]

Both jams.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, both jams. They're getting confused in my head now. All right, Amy, we're gonna go backward now. You have the first pick. Best songs to play at a wedding reception.

[Amy]

We are family.

[Raymundo]

That's good, Amy.

[Amy]

Sister Sledge.

[Raymundo]

Did you have to look up who sang that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Who's.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know that's.

[Amy]

Who sang that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

I had to Google it. Sister Sludge.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm going to go with my second pick. Shake it off. Taylor Swift.

[Amy]

Good one.

[Bobby Bones]

A little newer that I'm comfortable with, but I think.

[Amy]

Still fun.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's a good one. All right, Eddie.

[Raymundo]

Grandmas love this one. Is when they come out of their shell when they hear Pony by genuine Grandmas.

[Amy]

Your horny.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Genuine Pony. Okay, Morgan.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man.

[Amy]

This is. Maybe it's because it's related to K State, but I also hear this at every. Waiting. Mr. Brightside.

[Bobby Bones]

All the killers. Mr. Brightside. Okay. Yeah, Yeah. I think it may be a Kansas State thing. It's a great song, but I don't.

[Amy]

I mean, I've heard it at every wedding I've gone to, but I don't know if that's a Kansas thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I ain't gonna fight you over it. Lunchbox.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Everybody likes to dance. Everybody likes to sing. This one, Don't Stop Believing.

[Raymundo]

That's a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so Lunchbox has Uptown Funk and Don't Stop Believing. And now for his final pick, because he'll go first. His final pick. Go ahead. Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

You ready to party? You want people on the dance floor? Party in the usa My Miley Cyrus.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom.

[Scuba Steve]

Everybody's on the dance floor.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has Sweet Carolina. Mr. Brightside. Morgan.

[Amy]

Yeah. I'm between two that are single words, but one is like a newer one's old school.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I'm gonna go with the wobble wobble, wobble wobble wobble, baby.

[Raymundo]

Wobble, baby, wobble wobble.

[Bobby Bones]

That's tough.

[Amy]

That's also another big dance that everybody does and everybody knows it because it's easy.

[Bobby Bones]

That's tough.

[Raymundo]

I don't see Grandma's doing that one.

[Bobby Bones]

That's tough.

[Amy]

I see Grandma's doing that one more than Pony.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, I agree. Oh, I don't. I don't think Grandma's doing either one, if I'm being honest. Eddie, you have YMCA and Pony.

[Raymundo]

God, what a good team. This is why I'm gonna draft Shador Sanders next.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, get him.

[Raymundo]

This is the Shador. Give me. Girls just want to have fun. Come on, girls. It's your time on the dance floor.

[Bobby Bones]

My favorite thing is when we all sell it, when nobody gives us a good reaction because we all do it.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, we do.

[Bobby Bones]

We do, you know, partying. And we're like, come on, give me something.

[Raymundo]

You all don't like that one?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, I do it too. And if I'm like you guys, if there's not a good reaction, like a family feud. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah. Okay, so I have Cha Cha slide and Shake it off. I'm between two. I'd love to talk it out, but do you already know yours, Amy?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What if I let you have yours regardless? And I'll talk my two out, but you may have one of my two, and I'm willing to go with that risk.

[Amy]

Okay, go. What do you have, Usher?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I didn't have that one. I have it, but that wasn't one of my two.

[Raymundo]

That's a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So the two that I'm work in between one title. Everybody's gonna know and know the song that's important. It's Brown Eye Girl. Van Morrison.

[Amy]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is a great one. The other one, I think people will know, but I think they know it more when they hear it. It's the ultimate dance at a wedding song, which is September. Earth, Wind and Fire. Do you remember? And I think when that plays, that feels like a wedding more than anything else. But people may not know September just seeing it up there.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm just gonna go Brown Eye Girl as my third song. Good answer. Thank you.

[Scuba Steve]

I think that was a smart move.

[Raymundo]

I see grandma's doing that one.

[Bobby Bones]

You do? That's a grandma one. So we'll put them up and you guys can vote. Lunchbox with Uptown Funk. Don't stop Believing. A party in the USA Morgan with Sweet Caroline, Mr. Brightside, and Wobble the why are you.

[Amy]

That's such a good team. Maybe. You know what? Maybe it's because I'm young.

[Bobby Bones]

Wobble's not because you're young.

[Raymundo]

I mean, she probably has gone to.

[Amy]

More weddings, played in the club. I don't know what to tell you. I have danced to the wobble at every club I have gone to ever. Always play.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie has YMCA Pony, and girls Just want to have fun.

[Raymundo]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

I've Chacha Slide, Shake it Off and Brown Eye Girl. And Amy has Cupid Shuffle. We are family and. Yeah, that's good.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Who do you think finishes last, though? Honestly?

[Amy]

Probably Morgan.

[Raymundo]

Morgan with a wall.

[Amy]

You guys are being so haters. Because I'm young.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not on purpose. Not on purpose. Okay. Go vote. Bobbybones.com. it's up there. Hello, Bobby Bones. I was planning a surprise birthday celebration for my husband. I got on his phone, I got some Friends contact details. When I opened his group chat, I was horrified by what I found. What I read were along the lines of, marriage isn't good. I wish I could have an affair, but she will take all my money. That's terrible. What Making matters worse is that my husband's friends described as a lose lose situation after the discovery. I don't think there's any coming back from this. How do I talk to my husband about this? Is this enough to leave him signed a flated wife? Okay, first, I would almost say don't believe anything in a group chat, because guys are just idiots. They send stupid pictures in group chats. But this is, like, for real. For real. So group chats are. I would also have looked in the group chat and seen if they were playing, like, a bunch of dudes were just saying stuff. Because if there's like eight of them all, like, saying this stuff, they probably don't mean it.

[Amy]

That's what y'all do in your little chats.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna say this about guy group chats. It's not real life. What he means is it's just. Yes, it's over the top. You can only get in a group chat where you can be with your closest, closest friends, where you can say the worst stuff. The worst stuff. It's almost like therapy where that's protected now. This is bad, this is bad, this is bad. I wish she would have read more because they all could have just been, like, over the top of how miserable they are in marriage. Guys do stuff like this in group chats. But I'm gonna say, since you didn't see it, this is what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna remove that. But just know that whoever your guy is, he's in a group chat where there's some really terrible stuff. It's like the. The dark web. A group chat is like the dark web that guys can get in.

[Amy]

Huh. I had no idea y'all were like this in the group chat.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not all awful, but it's always things that you would just say to your buddies that nobody else should ever say.

[Amy]

At least after you say something. Are you like, lol?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Because you don't have to, because everybody knows it's. It's not real.

[Amy]

But you have to do that just in case somebody else reads it.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Well, yeah, but you don't expect. And if you were going through his phone for a birthday celebration, I don't hate that. Especially if you have the relationship of like, my wife knows my passcode. And sometimes I have her get me things or even like, hey, will you get on Instagram and do this for me real quick? Because I need to post this link through. So my wife. So she has my. I kind of don't care. I. I would rather not see my mad in group chat just because we're stupid. But let's take the group chat part out of it. But that's a PSA for all the ladies. You guys are probably in a group chat where they're saying stupid stuff they don't really mean just to be funny. Secondly, you should absolutely talk to him about this. You have to, because it's going to bother you so much. There's the weighing it of. Should I bring it up? Because I was in his phone versus the way the other side of the scale of it is going to bother me so much that's going to make our marriage not good because I'm going to be so affected by this and that outweighs the other one.

[Amy]

Yeah. And you were in his phone to be fun and kind.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless you weren't. And this is your excuse, because that could be it too. But you have an excuse, so use it. Right? You have like an alibi.

[Amy]

So what if he's like, my birthday is not till next year.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I wanted to get ahead of it.

[Amy]

Then she's going to. He'll know.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you need to have the talk with him. And it's going to be very uncomfortable for two reasons. One, he's going to be like, why are you not. Why you on my phone? He's going to turn that against you. And that's going to be his argument back to stop from having to actually say what his real feelings are. Know that no step one is getting through his argument of, why are you even my phone? Get out of my phone. That's going to be number one. Once you can get through that, you're going to have to talk about if he really meant this, and he probably didn't.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes you can just. I think we all can agree you can be in a bad place and not feeling good, not sick, but like really feeling inadequate, sad, hopeless. And you say things that you don't really mean because you don't all the time feel inadequate, sad and hopeless. And I think this could be one of those cases. And if not, if he was for real, then you need to know that, too, so you can start to make plans for not being in the marriage. But I think that it's all those elements together is what I would say. But you absolutely talk about this, but just be prepared. He's going to get defensive and argue about you being in his phone. Good luck. That sucks. Why are you in his phone? I'm just kidding. Get ready for that. All right. That's from Deflated Wife. Don't be deflated. Be. Be aware. But you need to have the talk. All right, close it up. So last week, Amy shared that Lunchbox asked for seven CMA Fest tickets. Now this is sold out. We had eight total for the whole show, and Lunchbox asked for seven. I was like, well, that's a little out of control because Amy has two, Lunchbox has two, Morgan has two, and Eddie has two. That's the eight tickets. And Eddie said, I don't need the two. So we put them up. And so Morgan and Lunchbox are going to compete for the tickets. Anything you want to say before I tell you guys what the game is?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, I feel like Eddie said lunchbox can have my tickets then, but that's okay. And I would also like to say that as a senior member of the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Senior.

[Raymundo]

I like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Are we in Mexico?

[Amy]

I think he's gonna say seniority.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he's gonna say senior member.

[Scuba Steve]

No, I was gonna say seniority. Member, but I don't know if that's seniority.

[Bobby Bones]

Seniority. It doesn't matter. Senor. Go ahead, senor.

[Scuba Steve]

And so. And I would just like to say Morgan asked for five. So we're acting like I was way over what she asked for. We both asked for a lot of tickets.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw the text. She said five, but she would just take two or four. Whatever. You were just like, I need seven. And that is. This is what you do, though. You ask for all. And you did ask for more.

[Scuba Steve]

You asked for the moon man. Never know. All they can say is no.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay. No. How about that? We just say no.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, then I'm screwed.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So they're competing for two tickets. So this is what we're going to do. And the reason that I think this is good because Eddie thinks Lunchbox is going to win this competition. I think more going to win the competition. So it feels pretty fair. We're gonna go out to a small kids baseball field, and Morgan and Lunchbox are gonna play home run derby with softballs. And the winner is going to get the tickets.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, so how long do you have to hit?

[Bobby Bones]

Like an hour? No, no, you'll each hour. No, you'll each get 10. The other one goes 10, the next one gets 10, next one gets 10.

[Amy]

The 20 total?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Raymundo]

Like the derby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay. I got confused. I couldn't do the math. You were good.

[Amy]

I don't know what Home Run Derby is.

[Bobby Bones]

It's how many you can hit over the. We could always do a time as well. But you got to pick your own pitcher. You can pick anybody you want to pitch to you. So you. You can do times as well. But I think I'd rather just number the pitches.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so you'll each get 20 swings.

[Scuba Steve]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

And whoever hits the most home runs wins the tickets. And it'll be a small ball field, like a kids ball field. And winner of the Home Run Derby is the winner of the tickets. Eddie thinks Lunchbox will win.

[Raymundo]

I do, I do.

[Amy]

I think even with his arm.

[Raymundo]

Even with his arms.

[Bobby Bones]

He's sneaky, athletic, but he always had the arm thing. And he plays softball.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not like a new injury or anything.

[Raymundo]

And he plays that celebrity softball game every year. Like he's got reps. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think Morgan is sneaky or athletic. You ever see her like do tumbles and flips and stuff? Yeah, she's an athlete. I think she played softball in high school too. I did.

[Amy]

I. I played competitive softball on a 18 gold team when I was 12 years old.

[Raymundo]

Didn't realize that.

[Bobby Bones]

So 18 gold means 18 year old.

[Amy]

And you have a 12?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Wait, what? Wait, we can't gloss over this. She was 12 and playing with an 18 year old team.

[Raymundo]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you want to side bet this?

[Raymundo]

Well, after hearing that. Dude, that's crazy.

[Scuba Steve]

Any. Just let me know. Let me tell you, when we played the celebrity softball game, she didn't get out of the infield. So that's actually not true.

[Amy]

It made it to the outfield and there's video proof.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not true.

[Amy]

There's video proof.

[Bobby Bones]

I made it to the outfield. We're gonna stream it live on Friday on our Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. So you guys go follow the YouTube page. We'll give you an exact time. It'll be like 10:30am Central or something like that.

[Raymundo]

This is amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

And we're going to go out and Home Run Derby at Lunchbox. And Morgan, the winner gets the tickets. Place your bets. Now. I got Morgan. Thanks, Bobby.

[Raymundo]

I'm still going to go Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not who I want to win. I don't give a crap who wins, but I think Morgan wins. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

The money speaks here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Lunchbox, Mike D. Who do you think I'm going to go? Morgan. Amy thanks, Mike.

[Amy]

Morgan Scuba.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Who wins?

[Raymundo]

I have money on lunchbox. I think he has a little bit of strength in him that will pull those balls out.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Raymundo]

That felt weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it felt a little weird.

[Raymundo]

No, I just meant like, he's gonna hit the ball pretty far. Yeah, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan will have the launch angle.

[Scuba Steve]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But man will win.

[Raymundo]

There you go. Wow, man.

[Amy]

What is launch angle?

[Bobby Bones]

She'll know the 30, 35 degree launch angle. Lunch is gonna have trouble with that. He'll have a lot of them that hit the fence. But I think eventually he'll probably win one or two to zero. You think Morgan hits none. No home runs? No, no home runs.

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, that just depends on the field, right?

[Bobby Bones]

It'll be a small field. Well, of course it will be, but I just don't. I. It doesn't matter. Still no home runs. He's like, of course it'll be small.

[Scuba Steve]

He's like, she won't hit any.

[Bobby Bones]

No home runs. Okay, so we'll do it Friday. Good luck. May the best ball player win.

[Scuba Steve]

And I gotta go get my batting glove, man.

[Bobby Bones]

You got a couple days. I think you're all right.

[Raymundo]

Probably a bat, too.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, yeah, I do need a bat.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You probably just go by the store and get you one of those gloves. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Last week, Kristen Savage of Seminole County, Florida. Well, bear attacked her dog. Her dog's name is Ringo. She's out walking the bear comes up from behind it starts lunging at Ringo, then grabs him and bites him. And she is like, I gotta do something. So she can't really beat up the bear, but could all three of us beat up a bear? It's like the gorilla thing. Yes. The whole Bobby bone show. Beat up a bear? No, I don't think so either, but. So she's like, I'm gonna get eaten by this bear, too. Then she pulled out some cookies, and then she threw the cookies down. And the bear's like, cookies got distracted. Cookies. That's exactly what happened. And so the bear got distracted by the cookies, and then Ringo was able to escape. So crazy that a bear would come up from behind and attack something. So animals are going to attack you for three reasons. What are they?

[Amy]

You're hungry, they're hungry.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if you're hungry, they may not attack.

[Amy]

Yes, they're hungry. Yes, they're scared.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Or they're protecting their child or their baby.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say that's kind of in the scared part.

[Amy]

Oh, they're sick.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Or hurt. Sick or hurt.

[Amy]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's danger, so. Or if you have cookies, but it's that easy.

[Raymundo]

Like, you throw a cookie, and the.

[Amy]

Bear'S like, if that's what they're cooking.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like, I mean, if I'm robbing somebody, though, cookies, I'm probably taking a look. That's from W E S H. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead Glory of the day.

[Scuba Steve]

This story comes to us from St. Clair County, Missouri. Two cousins were sitting around talking about police chases, and one cousin says, hey, you know, if you go over 100 miles an hour, they'll stop chasing you. Another cousin's like, no way, man. I'm gonna test it out.

[Bobby Bones]

That's some bull crap that. That's probably said a lot, and some people believe it.

[Scuba Steve]

So he jumps in his car and starts going 95 down the highway. Police try to pull him over. He's like, now it's my time to get over 100 miles an hour. And. And he gets over 100 miles an hour, and they stop chasing him. He gets away, gets home. He's like, you were right. Only problem is they got his license plate, and they came knocking on his door, and they got him.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised they stopped chasing him.

[Raymundo]

So is that a thing? Was the cousin right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, he was not right. And I would think he wasn't right. I think he was messing with the other cousin, because I don't think he would have been right to say, they stopped chasing you, parentheses. But then they come to your house and arrest you, because that's a heavy parenthesis that you don't say, yeah, yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

And the cops asked him, what were you doing? He goes, man, I was testing out my cousin's theory.

[Bobby Bones]

Cousin Leroy said, okay, I'm Lunchbox.

[Scuba Steve]

That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Like making sure they always have their seatbelt on.

[Lunchbox]

Alright, sweetie pie, buckle up.

[Amy]

Good job.

[Bobby Bones]

Or ring the bell on their bike.

[Lunchbox]

Okay kid, give it a try.

[Bobby Bones]

Nice. Or remember their elbow pads.

[Lunchbox]

Knees too.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, there you go.

[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

Who can contact your teen and the content they can see.

[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Eddie]

Every single day we are given a choice. We can either bring heaven down or bring hell up. Welcome to Bring Heaven down, the podcast where faith meets everyday life and the presence of God becomes real right where you are each day. On Bring Heaven down, we will dive into the truth of God's word with open hearts and open hands. Because heaven isn't just a distant place. It's a promise we can carry into our homes, our work, our relationships, even our struggles. Bring heaven Down. We'll take Bible verses and apply them to your life. Romans 15:13 says, May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in Him. That's our prayer for you. That Bring Heaven down becomes a daily reminder that God is near, he is good and he is working in your Life, even when it doesn't feel that way. Listen to Bring Heaven down on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Let's bring heaven a little closer together.

[Bobby Bones]

Things we keep in our cars for emergency top 10 answers are on the board. We're gonna play the Bobby feud up for gr $1. That's all I have. That's all I have. You won the money last time.

[Amy]

I did, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Two thousand Americans were asked, what's something you keep in your car just in case for emergencies? Amy?

[Amy]

Jumper cables.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me jumper cables. Number six answer. Good job.

[Amy]

That was six.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Spare tire kind of already in there, right? What? That's in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yellow card for Eddie. For hating in the middle of an Amy answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was just kind of a subtle hate, but.

[Scuba Steve]

But I agreed with you.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me spare tire.

[Amy]

Haters.

[Bobby Bones]

Number four. Haters. Correct. And that's a hater with a yellow card. And the fact that we do soccer references when I don't watch soccer at all. I'm into it. Eddie, go ahead. Oh, you be quiet.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

See, you maybe made me think it's you doing it. You've hijacked it.

[Amy]

Yeah. Napkins.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

No, just hit it.

[Amy]

Stuck in napkins in the glove box.

[Bobby Bones]

That's just what we keep in there because they came in a bag of food and we never threw them away.

[Amy]

Yeah, and you keep in case of.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. Lunchbox, no napkin.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Well, I mean, if you got a spare tire, you got to put that spare tire on. Give me the jack.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Hey, the guy wants to jack. Can you jack him? No.

[Raymundo]

No jack.

[Bobby Bones]

No jack.

[Raymundo]

Eddie, you need snacks, food.

[Bobby Bones]

Straight food.

[Raymundo]

Straight food. Like protein bars or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Turkey and dressing.

[Raymundo]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me snacks. Number two answer.

[Raymundo]

And, you know, I think Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy laughed at you. Although number two is, like, one of the more popular ones. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

And I think Amy was right on with that spare tire. But you also need a pump.

[Bobby Bones]

A what?

[Raymundo]

An air pump.

[Amy]

Like a.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of pump?

[Amy]

You have to, like, go to the gas station for tire pump. Yeah, for a basketball.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what it sounds like. He's pumping like.

[Scuba Steve]

It does sound like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a pump. Well, well, well. Round one is over. Amy with 10 points. Lunchbox with zero. Eddie with two. Round two of three points are doubled. Amy, 2,000Americans were asked, what's something you keep in your car just in case?

[Amy]

First aid kit.

[Bobby Bones]

Patch them up. First aid. Number three answer worth six points.

[Scuba Steve]

Number three.

[Amy]

Turn it into six. What is Something I keep in my car. I guess a tourniquet would be in the first aid kit. Okay. What about your insurance card?

[Bobby Bones]

In case of emergency? What? Burn it.

[Raymundo]

If you're cold, not say anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good job.

[Scuba Steve]

Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Amy]

It's an emergency if a cop pulls you over.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's not an emergency. That's what you should have. Yeah? Yeah.

[Amy]

Should have a spare, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me in charge.

[Amy]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. You need some points. Points are doubled.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, I'm about to double it up. Man, it's cold. You get stranded in the wilderness. You know what you need?

[Bobby Bones]

A blanket.

[Scuba Steve]

Gotta keep warm.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a blanket.

[Amy]

We are not prepared for.

[Bobby Bones]

For emergency because we're all talking from our own personal experience. Amy's got some napkins and an insurance.

[Amy]

Card and a tourniquet.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Raymundo]

Huh? Okay. I might run it now.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Raymundo]

Give me a flashlight. You need to see in the dark.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Show Eddie a flashlight. Number eight answer worth 16 points.

[Amy]

Yeah, you don't.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, well, that's pretty good, though. Okay. And. And then, of course, you're parched. You know, you need some water. Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

Bottle.

[Raymundo]

Water.

[Bobby Bones]

Agua.

[Raymundo]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

So two rounds down, one to go. Eddie is now taking the lead with 18 points. Let me read you some of these. Number two is food and water.

[Raymundo]

Oh, didn't realize that.

[Bobby Bones]

Number three was first aid kit. Number four was spare tire. Number six was jumper cables. Number eight was flashlight. Still five answers on the board. Amy, you're up. Something you keep in your car in case of emergency.

[Amy]

Tampons.

[Raymundo]

That's so good.

[Bobby Bones]

Felt that.

[Amy]

Her feminine products, we should say. Most women do. That's an emergency, let me tell you.

[Raymundo]

Sure is.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure is. Show me lady stuff.

[Amy]

All right.

[Scuba Steve]

Arnold's.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Raymundo]

You never know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Could be an emergency.

[Amy]

Dang.

[Scuba Steve]

It has been a tough one for me, man. I'm not prepared to be stranded. But when I'm stranded and I need to get a hold of someone, my battery is low. I need a cell phone charger. Yep. Gotta have one of them chargers.

[Bobby Bones]

A cell phone charger. How about anything to charge your phone?

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Any sort of power?

[Scuba Steve]

What do they call those things?

[Amy]

Yeah, like a mophie.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what you call, like a power.

[Bobby Bones]

Source for your phone. Everybody okay with that? Sure.

[Raymundo]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a power source for your phone.

[Amy]

I knew you were setting this up for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Walked all the way up to that one, didn't I? All right. Eddie?

[Raymundo]

Huh? Am I still in the lead?

[Amy]

Obviously.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, you won't.

[Raymundo]

All right. Just Checking on victory lap.

[Bobby Bones]

Here, run it.

[Raymundo]

Give me a lighter.

[Bobby Bones]

Match. You don't have a number one answer by the way. Too.

[Raymundo]

It's weird. It's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Show them a lighter of matches.

[Raymundo]

Just want to smoke.

[Bobby Bones]

We are so unprepared. In case you want to smoke.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, I'm a smoke.

[Bobby Bones]

In case you're just stressed out. Number one answer is money or coins. You have a $10 bill and you're glove box in case you need it. Number five, in case everything goes dead. You need a map.

[Amy]

Oh my gosh.

[Raymundo]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

Number seven, Not a blanket, but spare clothes. Like a spare set of clothes back there if you need to or if you poop your pants. Just doesn't have to be. Yeah, that's an emergency.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Number nine, a gas can. Yeah, it was stinky. Yeah, But I feel like that one. I probably would have missed that one. But that's what we need. Unless you have an electric car. Then what the heck.

[Raymundo]

You need a plug.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And then at number 10, there's a reason it's a number 10 because I would never have one of these. A flare. I don't think the kind you shoot in the air. I think the kind for the ground.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, the ground you break in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Something they go and they shoot the boat flare. That's not the one. But our winner with 18 points winning one crispy dollar. Eddie, everybody. So from this we realize we probably need to be better prepared. But when it's food, I think we all will also agree. Just like at the movies, we might get it, but we'll probably eat it before it starts.

[Raymundo]

Good call.

[Bobby Bones]

Before the emergency even starts. We'll eat the food that we put in there. Because you don't get. You don't get food. You don't like.

[Amy]

Put it in the way back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can get one of those, like MRAs.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Raymundo]

Like what is that?

[Amy]

MRE meal ready to eat.

[Bobby Bones]

Military. We used to get them because we had to stand in line a bunch for government cheese and just government everything as a kid, my grandma and I. And so you would stand in line and on. When they had extra MREs, you would get those. Like if they didn't use them away in the military, they would give them to poor people. And so we'd have like five or six of them.

[Raymundo]

What was in there?

[Bobby Bones]

Pudding. I loved MRE puddings. They were the best rice. And you know, Bryson, like, I don't even know if it was meat. I did. I don't know.

[Raymundo]

Yeah. Who knows what that was?

[Bobby Bones]

Beggars can't be chooser. Yeah, when you're broke. But they were silver. They come in these silver packs. And you know how a tuna can. You have that little coffee and you peel it back. Yeah, they were big like that. It was almost like Christmas opening it. Especially when it was pudding. I love the pudding, mre. I wish I could have one now, actually. All right, there you go. Good job, Eddie. You're the one. Thank you, Bones. Common knowledge that may not be true after all these years. For example, the five second rule. True or false?

[Raymundo]

True. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

See? So you drop it on the ground, you got five seconds to pick it up. Still good to eat. That is false. Because bacteria can transfer instantly. Time doesn't matter much. I have a lot. How about another one? You only use 10 to 15% of your brain.

[Amy]

False. It's less than that.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one. Good one, Good one. Lured us in. It is false. But brain scans show we use virtually every part of our brain over time. Yeah, no, but that's funny. We will do these common knowledge, or is it next things we've always been told. But are they true? Number one, Shaving makes hair grow back thicker. Amy, true or false?

[Amy]

False.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, why? Why?

[Amy]

Because I shave my face and my little peach fuzz that I'm shaving off doesn't grow back thicker.

[Bobby Bones]

It is false. Shaving just blunts the tip, making it appear coarser the tip of the hair so it looks thicker. That's not true. Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

[Amy]

False.

[Bobby Bones]

It often does strike the same place twice because it struck it the first time for a reason.

[Amy]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

For example, the Empire State Building. Very high. Got the metal on it. Bam. Okay, next one. Goldfish have a three second memory.

[Amy]

True. Oh, wait. Has it gone up to eight seconds? Did I hear that? I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's riding a bull.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that's a bull. Okay, well, then yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that they've got a really short memory.

[Bobby Bones]

That is false.

[Amy]

Oh, dang.

[Bobby Bones]

They can remember things with proper training. Who's training a goldfish?

[Raymundo]

How do they know that?

[Amy]

Like what I'm gonna say.

[Bobby Bones]

That's fiction. That anybody's ever trained to goldfish. Okay, okay. Cracking knuckles can cause arthritis.

[Amy]

Please tell me this is false.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that your answer?

[Amy]

Yeah, because I crack my knuckles all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what, when you crack your knuckles, you know what that is?

[Amy]

Air.

[Bobby Bones]

Just air. It's false. No strong link has been found. The sound is gas bubbles popping.

[Amy]

Perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

One more. Sugar makes kids Hyperactive.

[Raymundo]

That's easy.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Huh. False.

[Bobby Bones]

It is false.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you guys feel free to argue this as parents. Numerous studies have shown no consistent link. It's often expectation based. You don't think so now that doctor.

[Raymundo]

Needs to come to my house.

[Bobby Bones]

Multiple universities.

[Raymundo]

Well, all those doctors need to come to my house and see my kids before they eat sugar. And after. And it's crazy.

[Amy]

Okay. But I do wonder if there's something to it. Almost either. Placebo effect. Yes. And the excitement around getting something sweet and like a treat and what that does. Because there's always a crash.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. An hour later they crash.

[Amy]

Right. Cuz the excitement is over.

[Bobby Bones]

Or the sugar has gone through their well again. Numerous studies.

[Raymundo]

They didn't come to my house.

[Scuba Steve]

They didn't study our kids.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? I'll send them an email.

[Raymundo]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

A bunch of people in lab coat show up to eddie's house. Like 500 from all over the world. So I'm going to be honest with you. They're all fiction. So I'm going to tell you stuff now that all the rest of them are too. I'm going to tell you stuff that's not true. Common knowledge. Things that just aren't true. Vikings wore horned helmets. Fiction.

[Scuba Steve]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That was invented in opera costumes is why we thought that.

[Raymundo]

So the Minnesota Vikings is a fraud.

[Amy]

Well, that's misleading.

[Bobby Bones]

Great points.

[Raymundo]

Their logo.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, It's a logo of an opera.

[Raymundo]

Singer, not a real Viking.

[Bobby Bones]

Bulls hate the color red. Fiction. Bulls are colorblind or red. They react to movement, not color. The red is actually used to the people. And the stands can see the cape or whatever the official term for that is. Two more. Do you like this better now?

[Raymundo]

That's great.

[Amy]

Okay, this will come in handy.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I start nerding out and I can tell you guys, your eyes glaze over. Okay. Humans swallow eight spiders a year while sleeping. We've heard this forever. There's no specific basis for this. Actually, spiders avoid humans. And then finally, carrots improve night vision. But there's a grain of truth to this one. Carrots don't actually improve night vision. I believe this was something they started to say at World War II. We've talked about this in Fun Fact Friday. Carrots are rich in vitamin A, which is good for eye health, but it really won't give you night vision.

[Raymundo]

Oh, I thought it was keratin.

[Bobby Bones]

No, keratin's like the hair.

[Amy]

Yeah. So wasn't it that they didn't want people to know about their night vision goggles?

[Bobby Bones]

You remember that one? Yeah, that's. I'm gonna stop talking. You tell everybody.

[Amy]

Okay. So they didn't want to give away their new technology. So if anybody questioned, like, how are able to see? It's like, well, we've just been eating a bunch of carrots. So then the enemies would load up on carrots when really carrot trucks coming in.

[Raymundo]

That's amazing.

[Amy]

Your skin will turn more orange, though, the more carrots you eat.

[Raymundo]

No chance.

[Amy]

Yes, I swear. I swear.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have a piece of paper that says that? Because I have pieces of paper that says so.

[Amy]

Whenever my mom was juicing when she had cancer and she'd make a lot of carrot juice, her. Her skin would turn orange. More, more, more orangey. Let me read this promise.

[Bobby Bones]

Eating a high quantity of carrots or other foods rich in beta carotene can cause a yellow orange discoloration of the skin.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job.

[Amy]

Yeah. She also had a little jaundice as Tricky Butt.

[Bobby Bones]

I had to decide which one was which.

[Amy]

Yeah, but. But I do know that, like, yes, if you have a ton of, like, carrot juice, which is probably the only way to consume that many carrots, does.

[Raymundo]

It look like a tan?

[Amy]

I would see it on other people, like, around the hospital. And, no, they just looked kind of orange.

[Raymundo]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Bugs Bunny, pretty good marketer for the carrot for sure. But the best of all time was Popeye making me think spinach made me strong for sure, because I eat Popeye as a kid, and I'd be flexing my muscle, and I was like, look at this. And it really didn't change, but I thought it did because Popeye did that crap, you know, Popeye is now public domain. You can use it for anything. Winnie the Pooh now public domain, which is why they made the horror movie. You can use that for anything you want without paying for it. Huh?

[Amy]

The horror movie?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. There was a Winnie the Pooh horror movie. Came out, like, last year. Mike Blood and Honey. Was that what it's called? Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

Was it good?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's terrible. Okay.

[Raymundo]

But they used it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Lunchbox.

[Scuba Steve]

There was a waitress in West Virginia working at Da Vinci's restaurant. It's an afternoon. A guy comes in with a friend and eats a Mississippi mud piece. And the bill comes out to $148 and writes down, well, no, they had meals, but, oh, yeah, the dessert was Mississippi mud pie. And rise down there on the tip line, $2,000. Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't have believed it.

[Scuba Steve]

The waitress starts shaking. She's freaking out. She takes it to the manager's like, am I allowed to accept this?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, she's not Tiny Tim. No, no, she's not Tiny Tim.

[Raymundo]

She's cold too.

[Scuba Steve]

She's shaking because she's so overwhelmed. She's a single mother. And the manager went over and talked to the customer and said, hey, are you sure this is a legit tip? And he said, absolutely. And the manager encouraged her to take it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's a great story. I'm looking at the tip. Tip, $2,000. Like what a life changer it was. Tiny tip impression. Are you sure?

[Amy]

Take this.

[Scuba Steve]

Because she used to work at the hospital. And she told the couple sitting at the table like, I left the hospital so I could be there for my daughter. Have more flexible hours. I can't afford to go to college. And they gave her a two thousand dollar tip. And she was.

[Bobby Bones]

Now he's trembling again. Now his voice is trembling.

[Scuba Steve]

So, I mean, that's crazy. You'd probably tremble too if you got a two thousand dollar tip.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't believe it. I waited tables. I wouldn't believe they were. I would believe that meant it was meant to be like a $20 tip. And they put a couple extra zeros. They meant to do 20.00 but then put 20.00dot. I wouldn't have believed it.

[Raymundo]

Is it routine to double check when.

[Bobby Bones]

It'S that high on a big one? Yes. And then sometimes the restaurant takes some of it too. It sucks.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or they make them split it with everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would say that that's the case whenever it's agreed upon that tips are going to be split by everybody.

[Amy]

Yeah, but it's a real bummer when the people eating clearly bonded with you.

[Bobby Bones]

Ain't a bummer for the person that wasn't for the rest of staff. Yes, that's a great story.

[Scuba Steve]

And here's the crazy part.

[Bobby Bones]

Da Vinci, it gets crazier.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Has been open since 1980. This is the biggest tip in the history of Da Vinci.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. That's not that crazy. I mean that's.

[Amy]

That's actually believable.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's believable.

[Amy]

How many?

[Raymundo]

It's a record, Guy.

[Amy]

In 2000.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

All right, buckle up.

[Amy]

Good job.

[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Eddie]

Every single day we are given a choice. We can either bring heaven down or bring hell up. Welcome to Bring Heaven down, the podcast where faith meets everyday life and the presence of God becomes real right where you are each day. On Bring Heaven down, we will dive into the truth of God's word with open hearts and open hands. Because heaven isn't just a distant place, it's a promise we can carry into our homes, our work, our relationships, even Our struggles bring heaven down. We'll take Bible verses and apply them to your life. Romans 15:13 says, May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him. That's our prayer for you. That Bring heaven down becomes a daily reminder that God is near, he is good, and he is working in your life, even when it doesn't feel that way. Listen to Bring Heaven down on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Let's bring heaven a little closer together.

[Bobby Bones]

And now, Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why did the computer get glasses?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Amy]

To improve its website.

[Scuba Steve]

Its website.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. That was the morning Corny. Hey, I want to kind of reflect on Lunchbox's bonehead story. He told. So the story was two cousins sitting around just kind of chopping it up. All I know is when I have two cousins sitting around, it's usually like, I dare you. You're an idiot. It's. It's kind of like buddies hanging out. One of the cousins says to the other cousin, if you go over 100, the cops don't chase you anymore. I don't think he fully understood the law. We talked about it. I did look it up. You Ready? Pursuits at 100 mph are generally terminated due to extreme risks involved for both officers and the public. There is no universal rule, so it is not a law. But it is generally understood they will stop once they have the information of the person so they can go and get them after because it's a risk to the pot. So.

[Amy]

Well, that cousin was partially right, and they. And they did have his information, so they aborted the chase.

[Bobby Bones]

And again, it's not a standard, but generally, because of the risk to other people, cops will go, it's over 100. We know who it is. Let's chill so we don't hurt somebody, because then maybe they'll slow down and not hurt somebody either at a point. Those cousins are still idiots from the bonehead. Just for the record, I just don't think there was a full understanding by that first cousin that was telling the second cousin he was right. He wasn't right because I don't think he knew. I think he had heard. And then again, it's not a law. It's just a general rule. Dang. So we're good now? I just want to make sure. Yeah, yeah. Credit Mike D. Because Mike D. Couldn't believe it. And he'll look stuff up sometimes. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear any Emine lunchbox trying.

[Raymundo]

To put you through.

[Bobby Bones]

Now Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. Big announcement. Drum roll, please. I now present to you members of the show, friends who listen to this show every morning. More on the podcast. A big development in my life. I didn't know when I would announce this, but I have no other choice but to do it today, on this day, May 7th. I got my real ID.

[Scuba Steve]

Let's go, everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. I got it.

[Scuba Steve]

My real id.

[Bobby Bones]

It's all different colors. Thank you. Got it in time. I'm flying everywhere. I don't even need to go anywhere. I'm just flying around, getting on airplanes. Y'all take that flight, please.

[Raymundo]

Cuz you can.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

So that's from your hookup or whatever?

[Bobby Bones]

We don't have to say that.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought you said that.

[Bobby Bones]

Not on this.

[Raymundo]

You stayed in line on the dmv.

[Scuba Steve]

I wish I did that either.

[Amy]

What you.

[Bobby Bones]

I got my real id.

[Scuba Steve]

He's got no comment, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

You need it today. Wow. You need it today.

[Raymundo]

Can I see it? Got a star on it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can see it's all different colored. It's pretty.

[Raymundo]

Boom, there it is.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, I have it. And today's the day. And you must have your real id. I don't even think you can go into a gas station without it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Now it gets way worse because it's cool. So. But here's the thing. Today's the day they're supposedly due. If for some reason you have to go and hop on an airplane. And I said this. I don't think this affects everybody the same way, but it will affect everybody eventually. In many ways. That airport, once a year, you'll just have to get there extra early. Extra, extra early. I can't believe it. Actually. They're making us do this. It's the dumbest thing, but, yeah, I got it. You did it. I went. Did a couple things get right to me, so.

[Scuba Steve]

Dang, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's it?

[Raymundo]

That's. It's just me and Amy left.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I got. What can I get Eddie? Hook up?

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't. Wait a second.

[Raymundo]

You don't have to say all that.

[Amy]

No, I just got an appointment.

[Raymundo]

I got an appointment.

[Scuba Steve]

Wow. You used your hookup to hook up Eddie?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, no. Kind of, but.

[Amy]

But why is it not my hookup?

[Bobby Bones]

My hookup was like. Like, hookup, like Homeland Security? Yeah.

[Raymundo]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I'm a spy.

[Raymundo]

You know? You know those people?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

So who did you use?

[Bobby Bones]

Edit? No Edit.

[Raymundo]

Don't worry about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Raymundo]

All I can tell you is I got an appointment.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Raymundo]

And I will be getting it in the next.

[Amy]

Well, then why is that where you're like, look, it's just me and Amy, and then you're over there on an appointment?

[Raymundo]

Well, I don't. Because I don't have it yet. What if the appointment gets.

[Bobby Bones]

Usually mail it to you.

[Raymundo]

I have to go.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know where they mail it to, because mine they just printed. They said. Hold on.

[Scuba Steve]

They printed it right there?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right there. They got. From the special. Yeah. You know.

[Raymundo]

Did you go all the way to Washington?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy, what are you gonna do, girl?

[Amy]

I don't know. I still submitted all my paperwork online. I haven't heard anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Loser.

[Scuba Steve]

You might want to ring up Bobby, see if he can give you, like, the hookup.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

He would have offered it.

[Bobby Bones]

My situation, Trump was like, you get one? And I was like, okay, I'll take me.

[Raymundo]

Give me. Let me print it anyway.

[Bobby Bones]

Today's the day. For real id?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's okay.

[Amy]

I have a passport.

[Bobby Bones]

The lady I was working with was like, this has been my life for, like, three weeks. Everybody trying to get in and get it.

[Raymundo]

Procrastinators.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Just. But that's me. But I haven't.

[Amy]

That has been her life. Hooking up her boss's friends.

[Scuba Steve]

Making shots. I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

So my wife was gonna go with me. I was gonna get the double up, double up. And then my wife pulls hers out. She goes, I already have it.

[Raymundo]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

She didn't even know because she had to change her name when we got married. And it automatically on some people.

[Raymundo]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So, okay, so who doesn't have it left in the room?

[Scuba Steve]

Me.

[Amy]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

Two. That's it. You guys over there all have yours. Abby, no. Oh, man. Okay. I'll give one person a hookup.

[Scuba Steve]

It's obviously Amy. Well, she's the most important.

[Bobby Bones]

We play a game. What? No.

[Raymundo]

Abby's really sweet.

[Bobby Bones]

One human is not valued over another.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they are.

[Amy]

No, that's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, well, I have mine. Everybody needs to get theirs.

[Raymundo]

Congrats, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you very much. It's a big day for me. The. I got to keep my glasses on and smile on my picture, too.

[Amy]

Oh, they normally don't let you. Yeah, but you can smile in your license. It's your passport that you have to look tough.

[Raymundo]

Well, your hookup lets you smile, too. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was naked.

[Raymundo]

That's the hookup.

[Amy]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Real ID, baby. Boom, bones. So in two days on Friday at 10:30am Central, lunchbox and Morgan are going to have home run derby at a softball field. Now, we found it's about 200. About 200ft.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Raymundo]

It's good.

[Bobby Bones]

So they can hit home runs there, but they all won't be home runs. So it had to be just short enough for someone who doesn't play a whole lot, but just long enough to actually matter and keep them all in the park. I think Morgan's going to win. Eddie thinks Lunchbox is going to win.

[Raymundo]

I do.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Raymundo]

Sneaky, man. He's sneaky athletic. Like, even when we played basketball the other day, like, he's pretty good. So I feel like he's got the power to hit homers.

[Amy]

Yeah. But more, Morgan totally has the power.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would think Morgan's stronger than Lunchbox, and I would say at basketball, he just has good cardio. And cardio doesn't matter in Home run Derby.

[Raymundo]

Yeah. I don't know. Something tells me Lunchbox is going to get her.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he could get her, too. I think Morgan will win, but I don't think he's sneaky. I think he's athletic in his way. Like, he's a runner.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What.

[Raymundo]

How many do they have to get? Or, like, what's their. How many balls they have?

[Amy]

20. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

They get 10 swings. The other person goes 10 swings, then 10 more swings and 10 swings. A total. 20 total swings.

[Raymundo]

Yeah. I do think he'll get frustrated somewhere in there because that's his style to be, like, you know, miss a few and get frustrated, but.

[Bobby Bones]

And then start hitting over the bat and we have to jump in. Home run Derby. It'll be on our YouTube page. We are going to stream that live Friday at 10:30 Central. So go over and subscribe to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. Easy. Just go search for it. You'll see it. Hit subscribe 10:30 on Friday, they're going to play for CMA tickets because they both wanted extra tickets to bring, like, friends and family, which we didn't have, but Eddie was nice enough to give his up.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, yeah, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

For the game. Sure.

[Raymundo]

That's what I do for you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you didn't really do it for you. All right, check it out. You guys have a great day. Check out the show. We did a draft of best songs to play at a wedding reception. And then we have, you know, all the stuff from the rest of the week as well. Check it out. Bobby Bone Show Search for a podcast search for a YouTube we will see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody. Bobby Bone show the Bobby Bones Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast Bobby Bones here with news on the top shelf. Country Cruise setting sail February 27 to March 6, 2026 it's not just a cruise, it's a country music experience at sea. An amazing lineup of performers. Well, we're going to be there. The Bobby Bones Show I'm going to be there. Keith Urban, lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parmalee Leann Rimes. It doesn't end there. We'll also be stopping in stunning destinations along the way. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. Gotta hurry though, these spots are filling up fast.

[Morgan]

Time is precious and so are our pets. So time with our pets is extra precious. That's why we started Dutch. Dutch provides 247 access to licensed vets with unlimited virtual visits and follow ups for up to five pets. You can message a vet at any time and schedule a video visit the same day. Our vets can even prescribe medication for many ailments and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets and year round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care.

[Bobby Bones]

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