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Co-Host Eddie
Here we go.
Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show morning Studio. Morning. All right, things to look forward to this month. Daylight savings time Sunday coming up. So you'll lose an hour of sleep, but it won't get dark at noon, which is what it feels like it's been doing here. So you can play in the culdesac for many hours longer with your buddies. Yes. So and then March 20th is the first day of spring Which I feel like we're kind of getting there anyway, which feels good. We had kind of a harsh winter because we had a couple massive winter events. I won't even say storm like events. Mid March, March Madness time.
Co-Host Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Selection Sunday's the 15th. Baseball starts after that. We got the Oscars. Steve Carell's got a new HBO show called Rooster. The new Yellowstone spin off hits Paramount. Plus on the 14th, the Bachelorette with the Mormon Wives. Girl on the 22nd, Hannah Montana's 20th anniversary special on the 24th, the iHeartRadio Music Awards on the 26th. There's a new Pixar movie called Hoppers that opens this Friday. Mike, what's that? Yeah, it looks good. It's basically Avatar, but with animals. Isn't that what Avatar is?
Co-Host Amy
Humans?
Bobby Bones
Isn't Avatar just animals with a couple humans? Animals from the forest? Ryan Gosling has Project Hail Mary. That movie come out March 20th. So big, big month here.
Co-Host Eddie
Big month.
Bobby Bones
It's just getting warmer, which is nice. Now, British Columbia have announced in Canada that they are switching to permanent daylight savings time. That means getting closer to us.
Co-Host Amy
It'll trickle down.
Co-Host Eddie
How jealous.
Bobby Bones
BC announced they're switching to permanent daylight savings time. They'll spring forward this Sunday and then keep it that way. They're hoping to do it alongside California, Oregon, and Washington. And. And they're hoping those states will now follow suit because they were all going to do it together.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, because British Columbia is on the west Coast.
Bobby Bones
Because Arizona stays. They don't switch at all. Shout out Arizona. But they were hoping it'd be bc, California, Oregon, and Washington all together. And then they didn't come to the party, so they're just going to do it anyway. So. Yeah, there you go, man. It seems like it'd be a good idea, right? I'm sure there are things we're not thinking about, but it seems like that'd be a good idea just to switch and stay switched. So I watched the video of the McDonald's CEO eating the big Arch burger, and I'll say this. I think the burger Looks good. McDonald's I don't believe is a sponsor. I don't. I don't do any ads for them. They may be.
Co-Host Amy
And this is not good or bad
Bobby Bones
about McDonald's, but the video is hilarious. So he looks like what a CEO would look like, you know, nerdy guy in a suit. Got it. No, but he's got his. He's in his casual CEO wear.
Co-Host Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So he's got like a quarter zip and like a Sweater over it type thing, casual Friday. And he's going, I'm gonna taste test the new arch burger. And he opens it up and it's got all the sesame seeds on the top. It does look good, and it is big. And he says, don't worry, I'm gonna eat this for lunch as well. And then he takes what might be the smallest bite I've ever seen a human take of anything.
Co-Host Eddie
He nibbles it.
Bobby Bones
He goes and watch. And he goes, huh? Just, just barely goes. And maybe it's because I was trying to think of why he has a small mouth. No, you can't do a lot of talking with a full mouth.
Co-Host Eddie
Sure, that makes sense.
Bobby Bones
Maybe if he takes a smaller bite. I just think he too small of a bite. And then I go, how are there not eight people around him going, hey, we need to reshoot that.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, like, let's take a better bite.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, let's. Let's get the bite. We can all. We can also do a cut. A cut edit immediately, like chew. Because it looks like. And I don't think this is the case at all. It looks like he didn't want to eat it. I just think he had some talking to do. But it was a child bite. It was. And then he's like, mmm. The big arch features two quarter bound patties, special sauce, lettuce. He's like, the onions are so crispy. The pickles, so. And they tested it out in other countries, they brought it to America. I bet you it's really good.
Co-Host Amy
The video.
Bobby Bones
Hilarious. And then other people started doing parodies of it where they'd have the food in front of them. They're like, oh, can't wait to taste this steak. And they lift it up and they're like, oh, it's delicious. So that's from the New York Post. Might see the video. Yeah. I'm not sure he's ever had a burger in his life. You know, he was a numbers guy. Even the way he was holding it, I was like, that's not a way a human holds a burger. He's a numbers guy. You know, so that was funny. There's something called a stress bragger. And I think we probably have one of these around here. When people brag about how much stress they're under, they do it because they think it makes them look better to co workers and others. People who always act like they have so much going on. Who would that be, do you think? In this room? If your answer's Eddie, you're correct.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, guys. Just because I say I got a lot of stuff going on. I never say I'm stressed out. It's just.
Bobby Bones
It's always something. It's always something. I'm always so busy.
Co-Host Amy
Always. Yeah.
Co-Host Eddie
And then you guys find me, like, taking a break in the break room for two minutes.
Bobby Bones
Playing guitar in someone's office.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Singing songs. There's something called an Alpine divorce. Now, this is pretty funny.
Co-Host Amy
Funny? It sounds terrible.
Bobby Bones
You don't know what it is.
Co-Host Amy
No, I do, because I heard about
Bobby Bones
it where two people go in the woods on a date, and one of them leaves them and the other one has to survive.
Guest or Music Interlude
What?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Co-Host Amy
So they abandoned them in the wild.
Bobby Bones
It's when a couple goes on a date out in nature. A hike, a camping trip, a bike ride, and then one of them abandons the other in the wilderness to fend for themselves, but they don't do it, so they die.
Co-Host Amy
I would be terrified.
Co-Host Eddie
Is this a trend? Like, why. Why do this?
Bobby Bones
I would think if I were going on a date with someone, it's because I like the person and want to see if I like the person even more after spending time with them. But I feel like this is the opposite. You would do this to someone you don't like.
Co-Host Amy
Right.
I don't know why people are doing it if it's just. I mean, why It's a trend, Eddie. I'm not sure. But it is on the rise. And so maybe some people are doing it as like, a hehehaha. Or some people are like, oh, this is finally my way out. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you go on a date, it's not going so well, and you decide halfway through. I think it's time for an Alpine divorce.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And then you leave them in the woods if it's not done as a joke and you're not hiding watching. That's mean, right?
Co-Host Eddie
That's. That's what I was thinking. Like, you have to see how they. How they get out, or else. That's just straight mean.
Bobby Bones
USA Today with that story. So if you hear anyone talking about an Alpine divorce, that's what it is. And the other thing is that Southwest, they're. They're now, quote, refining their new seating process because now in Southwest, they have seats. They have signed seats. I've not flown Southwest since they've done this. Have you guys?
Co-Host Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But the rest of our show did. And they say the problem is people are dumb with their bags. Like, as soon as they get on, they throw them in the front, even though their seats in the back and that your bag space is over your seat.
Co-Host Eddie
Correct.
Bobby Bones
On a Southwest flights, people are getting on, just throwing their bags up front, so they make sure they're in front of them. And then all of a sudden, people get on and they have nowhere to put their bags.
Co-Host Eddie
That's got to be old habit. Right. Because.
Bobby Bones
But still, even then, you should do it above. Over you.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah.
Co-Host Amy
It's like common sense.
Yes.
Bobby Bones
It's actually rude to do the opposite.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
To just grab some. Unless you get on and people are like, there's no bag space. Find any spot available. You take the spot above your head.
Co-Host Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
But travelers are experiencing difficulties finding overhead bin space near their seats, leading to delays and frustrations. So now that's what they're going to have to do. But apparently a lot of people are upset at the new Southwest boarding.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. People don't tend to, like, change. We know that well.
Bobby Bones
And also, people are extremely rude and they're just going to take anything. Yeah, that's there.
Co-Host Amy
I know. I guess, you know, flight attendants now, for them, they're gonna have to greet people when they walk on and also state the obvious. Hey, keep your bag with you till your seat and then put it above you.
Bobby Bones
Bones.
Guest or Music Interlude
It's the anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had.
Bobby Bones
Hello, Bobby Bones. On Saturday, my wife wants me to join her at her friend's baby shower. Since being asked a week ago, I've learned I'll be the only guy there. Honestly, I've never been to one of these things and didn't even know guys were expected to attend. Any advice for a guy entering uncharted baby shower territory? Or maybe a way to get out of it? Thanks, baby shower Sam. The only thing I know about guys being at a baby shower because I went, but it was my wife's.
Co-Host Amy
Right?
Bobby Bones
And if you're the only guy there and the. The dad's not even there, that's bizarre. I don't think you should go.
Co-Host Amy
I'm not sure what's up with that.
Bobby Bones
That your wife just wants you to go with her. And I'm all for, hey, if it's going to make your wife happy and it's not pulling you away from something that's vital, like, you should do it. However, if you're the only dude there and you're not the dad, that's bizarre. Yeah.
Co-Host Amy
Because I'm like, are all the other girl. Look, they can be like, what's your husband doing here?
Bobby Bones
I don't. The dad especially is not Going to be there.
Co-Host Amy
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Unless they're gonna Maury Povich you and be like, you are the dad.
Co-Host Amy
That could be it.
Bobby Bones
If. And if that's.
Co-Host Amy
I mean. And Bobby, you were even the dad, and you only came towards the end. And that was intentional because, like, you don't. You don't need to be there for the whole time.
Co-Host Eddie
Was that weird for you?
Bobby Bones
No, because I was supposed to be there.
Co-Host Eddie
Okay, but you were the only guy there.
Bobby Bones
But he was. But I was the dad. Yeah.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah. But it's still.
Co-Host Amy
And we included him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. There were games that I was built for.
Ad or Promo Voice
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I was hungry, so that helped, too.
Co-Host Amy
I don't know, man.
Bobby Bones
This doesn't sound good. And mostly I'm like, hey, let's make everybody happy. Let's find a way to make everybody happy.
Co-Host Amy
I don't like this. I don't think you should go now.
Bobby Bones
I'd push back a little. And if she just demands it, this is something that you do, and then you hold for later and go, remember that time you told me to go to that shower and I was the only dude there?
Podcast Announcer
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, this can be one of those.
Co-Host Amy
Because I'm wondering if there's something that she's uncomfortable about. And he's probably like a security blanket for her, potentially. You know, like, having him there would be comfortable for her.
Bobby Bones
Maybe she just wants a ride.
Co-Host Amy
Well, he could drop her off and pick her up.
Bobby Bones
I would really push back, play her this clip, and I would say, if the dad's not going to be there, it's going to be weird if I'm there. And then secondly, if she still demands that you go, you go. And then when it feels so weird afterward, say, hey, that felt really weird. In the future, if I voice that this is awkward for me, would you please give it a second thought? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Using it for ammunition for a later fight.
Co-Host Amy
So you call it ammunition?
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah, that's what it is.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Using it as a tool for a later argument.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. Look, you know, sometimes in relationships, there's gives and takes. And this is one you keep in your back pocket.
A wrench?
Bobby Bones
Yes. All right, there you go. Close it up. There's a kid, 10 years old, and he was making money as a kid, and then the dad spent all his money, so then the kids sued the dad. What if you spent all your kids money with ap. Mad?
Co-Host Amy
Yes.
Co-Host Eddie
So upset.
Co-Host Amy
I mean, yes, they earned it, but
Co-Host Eddie
they wouldn't know how to sue me, though.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think it's $12,000.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, $12,000. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Taken to court by his 10 year old son for spending the savings without his consent, refusing to pay him back.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dude.
Co-Host Eddie
How does the kid have that much money?
Bobby Bones
The father had opened a bank account and deposited the boy's so called money. Over the years. The kid would do little jobs apparently.
Co-Host Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And he took it all out and spent it. So it could have been like allowance. It could have been for working gift money from. Oh, yeah. And so he said, hey, can I get my money? And he's like, I don't have it anymore and I'm not gonna give it back.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, man. Justice for the kids.
Co-Host Eddie
Sure.
Bobby Bones
$12,000.
Co-Host Eddie
But does the kid have any rights at this age? Well. And like, is that money really his? Because he's under the guardianship of his parents.
Bobby Bones
Well, this is what happens with kid actors when their parents end up spending all their millions of dollars. So you can't just say you have no rights. Then every parent would go, no, that was my money. I think there are protections. By the way, in the ruling the court ordered he had to pay all the. Pay his son's savings back.
Ad or Promo Voice
Dang.
Co-Host Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
That's a wild story. Right? Is that a bad parent?
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah. To steal the money.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Co-Host Amy
And then not give it back.
Co-Host Eddie
And then what are you teaching your kid?
Co-Host Amy
And what did he buy?
Bobby Bones
It doesn't say. All that doesn't go down.
Co-Host Eddie
Sounds like gambling debts.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, gambling and beer. I can't imagine there were some responsible decisions being made there. Child actors whose parents took their money. Jackie Coogan earned around $4 million, but found out his fortune was gone by age 18, which led to the Coogan law, which forces parents set aside 15 of earnings, much like a manager. I'm not for sure. Jackie Coogan was, but had to be the first because that's what the law is named after. Oh, black and white. So, yeah. No idea. Wait, Jackie Coogan ended up being in Adam's family. Is that Lurch?
Co-Host Amy
Wow.
So when you say set aside 15, like management, like the parents.
Bobby Bones
Uncle Fester. Excuse me, Uncle Fester.
Co-Host Amy
Wow.
Co-Host Eddie
The little bald one, the short bald guy.
Bobby Bones
The ball guy.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah.
Co-Host Amy
The parents get that 15 and the kids get the rest.
Bobby Bones
So if the parent is their manager, quote, manager, they get their manager fee, which is 15%. That's it. Macaulay Culkin removed his parents access to his trust fund as a teenager, alleging they had misused his money. Jenna Malone emancipated herself at age 15 after alleging her mother squandered over a million bucks of her earnings. Gary Coleman sued his parents. He's from different strokes. After his fortune was gone. Corey Feldman had to emancipate himself at 15, alleging his parents left him with only a fraction of his earnings. Misha Barton lawsuit. Ariel Winter was emancipated, citing, among other reasons, financial abuse. Aaron Carter revealed that by age 18, his parents had left him with massive tax debt instead of the millions that he had earned. Drew Barrymore became legally emancipated from her mom at 14. The crazy story is not even the kid's story, but it's a Dane Cook story where his brother was his financial advisor. Oh, my gosh.
Co-Host Eddie
His brother, my blood brother.
Bobby Bones
So yeah, the story of Dane Cook is embezzlement, millions of dollars. Between 2004, 2008, the brother stole at least $12 million.
Ad or Promo Voice
Gosh.
Bobby Bones
Using his position to divert funds into personal accounts and creating fake financial statements. How about that? Because you're trusting the person with your money to just. You're just gonna go do your thing. You're traveling, you're riding your brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Co-Host Amy
It's your brother.
Bobby Bones
Like you're trusting him anyway when you have to hire somebody to do this. But then you double trust your family. $12 million. But I thought the kid suing his dad was pretty funny. Thought that deserved mentioning. There was another kid story, this one not funny. So I'd like to just say this is a kid story. This is not funny. Remove the funny.
Co-Host Eddie
Everybody's out.
Bobby Bones
A Florida toddler is recovering after ingesting meth that was inside of a sippy cup. According to the Nassau County Sheriff's office, detectives said that after the one year old drank from a sippy cup, the parents found a bag at the bottom and someone else who lived in the homes of the bag had methamphetamine inside of it. According to detectives, that child had been potentially exposed to the drug. It goes on Fox 13 News. What sucks is that what really sucks too, is that kid was living around that all the time.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like that was a part of what was happening in that house so much.
Co-Host Amy
That was the hiding spot. Maybe.
Bobby Bones
Possibly. I don't know.
Co-Host Eddie
I mean, I feel like he just grabbed the cup to get some water or whatever and then that was in there.
Bobby Bones
Can I give you one that's a little more funny than that one, but not all the way funny.
Co-Host Amy
That specific one was not funny.
Co-Host Eddie
Zero.
Bobby Bones
No, zero, right? Zero funny. The first one funny.
Co-Host Eddie
Pretty funny.
Bobby Bones
This one, that's a ten. Funny. This one. Zero. This one's at like a three and a half.
Co-Host Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Police near Atlanta kindly ask parents to double check lunches they pack for their children after one kid. And it seems like a young kid came to school with a martini to wash down a midday snack. Hey, do not laugh. This is only three and a half, honey.
Co-Host Eddie
How was it packaged? I'm curious about that.
Co-Host Amy
Like in a martini glass.
Co-Host Eddie
There's no way.
Bobby Bones
South Fulton Police department released a picture of what at quick glance looked like a normal school lunch. But on closer examination, the aluminum can wasn't juice, soda or any other non intoxicating beverage. It was a can of lemon martini made with vodka, triple sec and lemon juice. So it was a can.
Co-Host Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
That is not Capri Sun. That is not apple juice. The police said in a statement about the martini lunch from the kid. It looks like what a.
Co-Host Amy
What a canned water?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, cans of water would look like.
Co-Host Amy
Okay, so it was just an accident.
Co-Host Eddie
Mix up like they grabbed the wrong one. Hey, I get it. Some of my, you know, high noons in the fridge, they're next to like apple juice.
Bobby Bones
Should they be?
Co-Host Eddie
They really should be. And after the story, I'm moving those in the back.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, those should be in the garage fridge.
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Part of this story too is how they wrote it. Which makes it funny because if you just go, oh, a kid took alcohol to school. Depending on how old the kid is, not funny. But when they write in the story one tyke came to school with a martini to wash down a midday snack. That makes it funny.
Co-Host Eddie
That is funny.
Bobby Bones
Check the lunch before. This is NBC News. And it. I don't know if the kid really got into it because I'm looking at the can in the lunch and they could have just spotted the can because it says lemon drop martini. It's obviously a martini, guys. I'm telling you, if you can read,
Co-Host Amy
you know, that's not water.
Bobby Bones
But it does look like a can of like liquid death water or something like that. But yeah, 3.5, right? Funny.
Co-Host Eddie
Pretty funny.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. I mean especially because they didn't drink it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we don't think they. And the kid looks. If I'm looking at. Because I'm just. I just see the kid's hands.
Co-Host Eddie
Fourth grade, based on what the hands look like.
Bobby Bones
Look at the hands of the kid. Yeah, but he can read. You know what that. Yeah, he knew what was up.
Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
Right.
Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
There was a hot air balloon. These people got in it and I guess they couldn't control it. It hit a cell tower. They had to rescue the people, thankfully. So I can read you some of this and I'll give you my experience. On Saturday morning, two people were rescued after their hot air balloon struck an 1100 foot tall cell tower in Longview, Texas, leaving them stranded 920ft above the ground. More than a dozen firefighters, including several who were off duty, climbed the tower and used multiple 300 foot ropes to safely lower the passengers one at a time. No. Nope.
Co-Host Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Don't.
Co-Host Amy
Do not like.
Bobby Bones
Do not recommend. I hated being on a hot air balloon. Now, I'll say this first.
Co-Host Amy
I don't like heights.
Bobby Bones
I hated being in a hot air balloon. I don't like being in airplanes. Not the same. I hated being in a hot air balloon.
Co-Host Amy
You know why?
Bobby Bones
Because it's only a basket. That's the only thing keeping you from falling to your death. You're just in a basket and there's some dude up there going, watch this. And you're going, hated it. Do not recommend. 0 out of 10 experience. And you guys been on a hot air balloon?
Co-Host Eddie
Yes, I have. And it's. It's scary because they really have no control. The only thing they have control of is going up that hot air. When they hit the. The balloon goes up, but where the wind takes you, you know how they steer that thing feels like a.
Bobby Bones
Feels like a sailboat in the sky. And a sailboat on a. On the water you can at least jump out of.
Co-Host Eddie
And what you're sitting on is a wicker basket.
Bobby Bones
It's a basket. It's a dumbest thing.
Co-Host Eddie
Dumb basket, man.
Bobby Bones
The dumbest. It's like you're in an Easter basket and that's all that's saving you is
Co-Host Eddie
Easter and want to go west. They move all the sandbags to the left side and they're like, now we're going west. Like, sandbags are steering us.
Co-Host Amy
I don't want to do it, but it is pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Do not recommend.
Co-Host Amy
Like a hot air and balloon festival
Co-Host Eddie
with a lot of hot air balloons.
Bobby Bones
You know what? Maybe I'll watch from my car as I drive by, but I'm not even stopping at it. So that's my 0 out of 10. Do not recommend. Do you guys have any experiences that you can think of that 0 out of 10. Do not recommend. I got more too. Okay, good. You have one go.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah. Bungee jumping.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I've never done that.
Co-Host Amy
And I won't.
Co-Host Eddie
Don't do that. Like, there is nothing good about bungee jumping. Like, because. Because when you watch it, you're like, oh, that looks kind of fun. And then the springy bungee cord kind of goes and then pulls you up and you're like, oh, that looks like it's nice and smooth. It's not. It's very jarring. Whenever it, like, goes, it's so jarring. Your whole neck whips and you're hanging upside down. There's nothing fun about it.
Bobby Bones
You did skydive. Loved it. Okay, so there's a difference.
Co-Host Eddie
Loved skydiving.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. I would recommend that I skydive too. Yeah, I don't want to do it again, but I'd recommend it. Cuz I. I can go with that too.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I can go with it. And also, I was with somebody tandem. Yeah.
Co-Host Amy
So.
Bobby Bones
But a bungee jump, you're just trusting some dude to clip the hook, right?
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah. They velcroed something to your leg, like, and then you jump upside down.
Co-Host Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Zero out of ten, don't recommend.
Co-Host Eddie
Zero out of ten, don'T do it.
Bobby Bones
I would say. Now I love this, but I would say if you don't gamble, I wouldn't recommend going to Vegas.
Co-Host Amy
What about the shows?
Bobby Bones
I know that's part of it.
Co-Host Amy
What are you gonna do all day? What are you. All day?
Shop.
Co-Host Eddie
The pool.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, pool.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. I hate pools, though. You guys can talk. Okay, you guys can talk me out of this because I love Vegas. But I would just say to my friends that don't gamble at all, and they go, and they're like, I. I don't. I didn't gamble, so it wasn't much to do, I guess if you like
Co-Host Eddie
pools and people like to shop. Right, Amy?
Co-Host Amy
They do.
Bobby Bones
The shopping's different out there, though.
Co-Host Amy
And honestly, I've been to Vegas, what, like, probably 20 times, and I've never been to the pool.
Bobby Bones
Never.
Co-Host Amy
I've never done, like, the pool. I mean, I've stopped by to say hi to people, hang out at the pool, but I've never had a pool day in Vegas. Like, like people. You see people having, you know. So maybe I need to try that.
Bobby Bones
This also doesn't count as people who live in Vegas.
News Reporter
Vegas.
Bobby Bones
That. Vegas is awesome. We're talking about the strip vacay.
Ad or Promo Voice
Vegas. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What are you saying?
Co-Host Eddie
Last time I went on a lazy river at like, I don't know, one of those fancy hotels. Dude, it was awesome. And everyone's Having a blast. There's a DJ out there and everyone's drinking. Dude, the pool experience in Vegas is next level.
Bobby Bones
I would also recommend not doing a meet and greet with your favorite artist unless you've done enough research to realize they're nice and they're meet and greets.
Co-Host Eddie
Why?
Co-Host Amy
It could ruin it for you now.
Bobby Bones
You can research now and find who's really great and who's not. And if it's like, oh, a lot of great experiences. Yeah, that'd be something I'd recommend not doing. Do you have any zero out of tens experiences in your life? We gotta get you in a hot air balloon then. No, no, we got to.
Co-Host Amy
No. I'm not a very adventurous person. I know. Skydiving is the craziest thing I've ever done.
Bobby Bones
You parasailed?
Co-Host Amy
Oh, I did do that.
Co-Host Eddie
How was that?
Co-Host Amy
I didn't like it. But, I mean, it wasn't totally terrible.
Bobby Bones
I heard on a podcast or I heard from you guys. I don't know anymore. My worlds are starting to get mixed up where someone was parasailing and they. They unclipped and they went. They flew to the town. It may be one of my favorite podcasts I was listening to. They were. I think it was. I think it was Big Tea. I. So I think there was an issue with the rope, and, like, the rope broke and they're parasailing and they ended up. They didn't die, but they flew like
Co-Host Eddie
they stayed high, and so they were no longer connected.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Co-Host Amy
So then they're just sort of like their own little kite.
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they flew into a tree like, two miles into town. No, didn't die. Didn't die.
Co-Host Eddie
That's scary.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I. So if that wasn't you. Guys, Guys, I'm getting my worlds mixed up on what podcast and I'm listening to.
Co-Host Amy
I mean, I told y', all I did the kind in Mexico where we launched from the sand, and everyone thought that was crazy, but it's true.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but what happened?
Co-Host Amy
Had to run on the sand.
Bobby Bones
Didn't something weird happen?
Co-Host Amy
Like, I didn't. No, I mean, I didn't like it. Like, it wasn't fun or enjoyable to me. I mean, it was my.
Bobby Bones
Is that a zero out of ten?
Co-Host Amy
It was my honeymoon.
Bobby Bones
Was that a zero out of ten?
Co-Host Amy
Out of ten? Getting married,
Co-Host Eddie
Amy. No,
Co-Host Amy
just kidding. I don't regret that.
Bobby Bones
I thought you had a bad experience on the parasail.
Co-Host Amy
It wasn't great. I did not like it. It was sweaty and the things all in your. Your Harness. I'm trying to think. I mean, the. The. It was scary. We went spearfishing on that trip, too. I don't recommend going out into middle of the ocean with some. Some random people that don't speak your language with spears.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that felt.
Co-Host Eddie
What on earth felt?
Co-Host Amy
Scary.
Bobby Bones
How was the experience?
Co-Host Amy
I didn't like it.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Co-Host Amy
And. And.
Co-Host Eddie
And.
Co-Host Amy
And snorkeling. We did that. That's fine.
Co-Host Eddie
Did you spear a fish?
Co-Host Amy
No. I think that my ex husband maybe did.
Bobby Bones
I would not recommend going deep sea fishing, but that's only. That's only if you're motion sick like I am.
Co-Host Eddie
Dude, that is the best thing.
Bobby Bones
People that I know loved it, but people that I know that have motion sickness, they're like, I vomited the entire time.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Bobby Bones
But anyway, what's the moral of this story? Don't go up on a hot air balloon, Bones. Okay, so we have a story about somebody talking to somebody from the dead. I don't know much about it. Amy, you're on the cruise. What happens?
Co-Host Amy
So this woman comes up to. Actually, Eddie and I were walking around, and she's like, hey, do y' all mind if I share a story with you? And we're like, sure, no problem. She tells us that her husband passed away a few years ago and that he often speaks to her through music. She booked this cruise before all the artists were announced because there's muse. Live music all the time. She's like, I'm not even the biggest country music fan. I don't even know honestly why I booked this cruise. She's like, but here I am.
Co-Host Eddie
She did say that.
Bobby Bones
Why did she book the cruise?
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, she doesn't know. She just was like, I'm gonna go on that cruise.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah, okay.
Bobby Bones
So, sure. We were on it. She just booked it.
Co-Host Eddie
No, she didn't even really know our show.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Wait, she just booked a cruise for no reason?
Co-Host Eddie
Booked a cruise for no reason?
Co-Host Amy
Yes. Okay, but she likes music. But she's like, honestly, it's not even country music. That's my thing. She said that? What was it, like, a week before we set sail, Cooper Allen was added to the lineup. She bought her tickets for this cruise way before that. Well, a song that got her through the death of her husband is a Cooper Allen song. It's something that was really special, even to her husband, to her. And for, you know, the last few years, she's used it therapeutically. Well, then Cooper Allen's added to the cruise that she didn't even really want to Go on. Then he's on the boat. She runs into him on the boat. She's able to tell him how special this song is and what it means to her. And he's like, oh, were you coming to my show in the theater tonight? And she was like, yeah, I'm gonna be there. He's like, all right. She gets to the show. He's on stage. He tells the story. He dedicates the song to her and her husband and then performs it. And so she's like, my husband's always spoken to me through music. So my husband's here on this boat. Like, he was in this moment. He orchestrated this whole thing. Isn't that crazy?
Co-Host Eddie
What do you think?
Co-Host Amy
I mean, let me. Let me just. Let me give you this, Bobby. I know you're, like, coincidental.
Bobby Bones
Don't put words in my mouth.
Co-Host Amy
So my question for you here is, is this coincidence or supernatural?
Bobby Bones
So I love this.
Co-Host Amy
For her, coincidental.
Bobby Bones
Anything supernatural that brings her closer to her husband that she loved, I'm a plus for it.
Co-Host Amy
But what are the odds?
Bobby Bones
The odds? What, so her husband orchestrated me having to leave a day early from the cruise?
Co-Host Amy
Has nothing to do with you?
Bobby Bones
No, no, because he wouldn't have come on because I paid my own money to get him on that boat.
Co-Host Amy
Cooper Allen?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Co-Host Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
I cut my money to pay to get him on the boat because I
Co-Host Amy
had to leave a day early.
Bobby Bones
Whoa.
Co-Host Eddie
This is a wrinkle.
Co-Host Amy
This is a wrinkle story. So I guess he did.
Bobby Bones
So let me get this straight. I want to say this in a way, though, that is extremely respectful. So I love this for her.
Co-Host Amy
But now, beautiful moment. I mean, she's, like, in tears now.
Bobby Bones
Can I just be the person now that just says stuff?
Co-Host Amy
You mean that, like, squashes on someone?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Co-Host Eddie
Just freely. Dude.
Bobby Bones
What? Because I. I love this for her. I didn't want to tell the story because. Because I don't want to be the guy that, like, rains on a parade.
Co-Host Amy
I shall sit back.
Bobby Bones
No, no. I just don't want to be praying.
Co-Host Eddie
You know what? We heard her story, so let's hear your story.
Bobby Bones
I don't have a story. Well, all I'm saying, you did bring an interesting mind. I go, my wife. My wife being extremely pregnant, and the. And the doctor saying, you can't be out at sea with no way to get back. And I'm like, okay, I have to leave a day early. So then I take the money that I'm getting paid to pay for Cooper Allen to come on the Boat. So that would mean her husband got my wife pregnant at a certain time.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Her dead husband impregnated my wife.
Co-Host Amy
No.
Co-Host Eddie
Now we got problems.
Bobby Bones
See, now I'm mad at him.
Co-Host Amy
He was part of the pregnancy. He was pro. He was okay.
Bobby Bones
And I'm okay with that. If. If I can't prove that's not true, by the way. I can't prove that all that didn't happen. But I'm saying in my mind, I go, oh, this all happened because of some, you know, physical, some health things. Doctor says this wife gets pregnant at this point. And then I go, hey, I will pay for another artist because I can't stay a day. And so I paid for Cooper Allen to go on that.
Co-Host Amy
That boat with my money.
Bobby Bones
And so he comes on the boat, and then all that happened. I think that is a beautiful coincidence. I love it. I love it. And so I don't want to speak ill of it, because you're putting me in a place to speak ill of it, but I'm also being met with the logic of the situation. But I also can't prove that her deceased husband didn't impregnate my wife a long time ago.
Co-Host Amy
Whoa.
Yeah. I don't know that he had to impregnated, but he's orchestrated. He's pulling this like he's somehow involved.
Co-Host Eddie
Okay, you think this is supernatural?
Co-Host Amy
With the help of the Lord.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so then what?
Co-Host Eddie
That's different.
Bobby Bones
I think the Lord's helping everything. Every single.
Co-Host Eddie
That's what I hear out of this whole story. That this was all part of the plan.
Bobby Bones
Yes, because it could have happened to where it's go. I'm like, well, gotta leave a day earlier than I thought. Wonder what we should do. And then all of a sudden, it's like, Cooper Island.
Co-Host Amy
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Who plants that in my head?
Co-Host Amy
It's like, why would you choose Cooper Allen?
Bobby Bones
I have no way to prove that any of that is wrong. I don't.
Co-Host Amy
And by the way, strong selection because he was awesome.
Bobby Bones
Of course. He's great.
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah, he was good.
Bobby Bones
Fantastic.
Co-Host Amy
Like, really good.
Bobby Bones
They didn't tell you guys I paid back.
Co-Host Amy
Nope.
Co-Host Eddie
No, no one said that.
Bobby Bones
He may not even know.
Co-Host Amy
I don't.
It doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
But that was just. I was just using that in the story for. That's how that happened.
Co-Host Amy
Gotcha. So, okay, well.
Bobby Bones
But I love that for her, you
Co-Host Amy
were a part of a beautiful moment. Whether it's coincidental or supernatural, it was a really cool story to hear and a very special moment for her.
Bobby Bones
I Love all that. But you made me like.
Co-Host Amy
I didn't. I can't make you do anything.
Bobby Bones
You did.
Co-Host Amy
Nope.
Bobby Bones
You wanted. No, you wanted me to speak on it, and you knew how I was gonna speak on it. You set me up to fail.
Co-Host Amy
Nope. No. You say what you want to say. I can't make you say anything.
Bobby Bones
I do love that story, though. Yeah, that's all. He's great, huh?
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. Wait, the dead husband or Cooper?
Co-Host Eddie
No, no, Cooper. Probably both.
Bobby Bones
But Cooper's great, and I didn't know him, and he came and did a Bobby cast, which was wonderful. And then I was like, oh, I kind of get this guy, because he would do the mashups, and I'd be like, some of those are really good. Some of the corny, but who cares what I think? But then I got to know, and I was like, oh, I think I like him as a person. Then I played golf with him at an event, him and his dad, and
Co-Host Amy
I was like, I love this dude.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, he's. He's really, really great. I do want to play a clip of Cooper Allen's music. For those that aren't familiar, this is called Take Forever.
Guest or Music Interlude
So take my T shirts, Take my time.
Bobby Bones
All them best days of my life.
Guest or Music Interlude
Sunday mornings.
Bobby Bones
What?
Co-Host Amy
Well, what was crazy was she told Eddie and I that story thinking, like, if you see Cooper again, can you tell him, thank you so much, because I love. That was a special moment at the concert. Well, then, lo and behold, we didn't know if we'd run into Cooper again. But guess who was on our flight home? Cooper's manager. So we got to tell him, that's
Co-Host Eddie
cool, and hopefully it'll get back to Cooper.
Bobby Bones
It will.
Co-Host Amy
There we go.
Co-Host Eddie
Full circle.
Bobby Bones
This will probably get back to him as well.
Co-Host Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Phrases were probably saying wrong. And I looked at the list and some of these are for sure I'm saying wrong. For example, if you say another thing coming, if that's not it, it's another think coming. I've never once had another think coming. And if I said that, I think you guys would look at me crazy. If I said, Amy, you got another think coming.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, wouldn't you be? I'd be like, don't you mean think?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The original phrase suggests someone needs to rethink their position.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, like yeah, surely that can't be your final think. You surely have another one coming.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna tell. Even though I learned this, I'm not gonna say it right because I feel like I would look stupid.
Co-Host Eddie
You'd be the only one.
Bobby Bones
You got another think coming.
Co-Host Eddie
I'm like, well, what did he say?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you guys would think I was stupid. Okay, Be honest. And if you say these the right way or the wrong way, I think only recently in the past few years have I fixed primadonna. What do you think that. Eddie, how do you say it?
Co-Host Eddie
Pre Madonna. Like Madonna the singer. Pre her.
Bobby Bones
Got it. That's not it. Glad you were honest.
Co-Host Eddie
You.
Co-Host Amy
Is it like diva like behavior, but I thought also related to the singer Madonna.
Bobby Bones
Oh, interesting. No, it's actually P R, I M, a space Donna Prima. Prima donna. A prima donna is a temperamental star. Not the era before Madonna.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, I was diva, but Madonna. So I had the definition right.
Bobby Bones
If you're waiting with bated breath. Now, this isn't really so much, if you. How you say it, but it's B, A, T, E, D. I thought it was baited like a fit. Like a bait.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, like a lure, though.
Co-Host Amy
But I don't even know what that means.
Bobby Bones
Baited breath. B, A, T, E, D means you're holding your breath. So I think everything's the same, except how you spell it.
Co-Host Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because I would have said it was baited. Like allure fishing lure. Chalk it up.
Co-Host Amy
Chalk it up to Larry.
Bobby Bones
Chalk it up.
Co-Host Amy
Chalk it up. Like what? How do I say what that means?
Bobby Bones
Well, how do you say it?
Co-Host Amy
Chalk it up. Chalk it. Chalk. Like chalk, chalk.
Co-Host Eddie
Chalkboard.
Co-Host Amy
Chalk it up.
Bobby Bones
How would you say it?
Co-Host Eddie
Yeah, chalk it up like a chalkboard.
Bobby Bones
That is what it is. So people say chalk it up, and I think my accent just covers them both. Like, I think I just covered their chalk it up. But it's chalk it up. You chalk something up to experience. You don't wedge it in place. You chalk. I don't even think they mean chalk with a chalk. Piece of chalk.
Co-Host Eddie
What do they mean, like, riding it? Because I thought it was like, hey, chalk it down as a loss, maybe.
Bobby Bones
So I don't know. I don't know. What about if you're biting your time, you're what, Biding your time?
Co-Host Amy
I don't say that like bide your time.
Bobby Bones
So by. Some people say biting, but it's biting. B, I, D, I biding bide. What would you say?
Co-Host Eddie
I've never heard that one.
Bobby Bones
Oh, really?
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What about I don't want to give you the wrong. What about if it's a blank point?
Co-Host Amy
Mute.
Mute. Moot. Moot point. M O, O, T. Moot.
Bobby Bones
What do you say? If you say it well, I know
Co-Host Amy
it's moot, but I probably would just casually say mute.
Co-Host Eddie
How would you use that? Like, in a sentence.
Bobby Bones
What you're saying doesn't make sense. A moot point doesn't matter.
Co-Host Amy
Ah, okay, but how do you spell it?
Bobby Bones
M O, O, T. Oh, yeah.
Co-Host Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. A moot point is debatable or irrelevant when mute just means silent. Okay, what about this one? Pass the mustard. Or if it passes mustard. Nothing.
Co-Host Amy
Is it muster?
Bobby Bones
It's muster.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah. Like check. Like it. It's been checked.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, but it's not. It's not mustard. It's mustard.
Co-Host Eddie
Condiment.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. I saw another story about kids and what they're getting for and from the tooth fairy. When the tooth fairy shows up.
Co-Host Eddie
Money. Like. Like how much money?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it. Like it's even inflation for the tooth fairy.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, my God.
Co-Host Amy
Well, it always is. I mean, we. I feel like.
Co-Host Eddie
I just don't like these stories, though, like. Because then the tooth fairy starts, like, you know, telling other tooth fairies.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Co-Host Eddie
You know, like what to do, and I don't like it.
Bobby Bones
The last time a tooth fairy came by your house and dropped it off for your kid, what do you know what was under there?
Co-Host Eddie
Yes, it's gone up. It's $5.
Co-Host Amy
Huh?
Co-Host Eddie
The tooth fairy is giving $5 now.
Bobby Bones
Is that the expectation?
Co-Host Eddie
I mean, it was. I'd say it happened in the last three years where, like, it went from one to five.
Bobby Bones
I feel like this comes out every year, and it goes up every year just like regular inflation. Like, they're talking about it. The tooth fairy, they say, is back to being a big spender. The average cash left per lost tooth climbed to $5.84 this year. A 17 bump and what's going down for a while. But tooth fairy, I guess tooth fairy is doing pretty good at their job now.
Co-Host Amy
I just feel like you make the rules for the tooth fairy at your house. Like, you make the rules. No, no. You can abide by them. He can. Yeah. I've told y' all yours.
Bobby Bones
Amy's is called, like, Super Amsterdam or something. Okay.
Co-Host Amy
And as parents, we make the rules. So it's been, like a dollar. And it can also be a few days late.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Co-Host Eddie
Few days late. They're all disappointed.
Bobby Bones
Do you forget to unlock the door sometimes?
Co-Host Amy
I mean. Yeah, it's just like It's a. Must have been a busy day.
Bobby Bones
There was a story about a guy in Minnesota who ordered on Amazon and he got a vest. So he ordered it. I don't know what kind of vest it is, but when he went into the vest, there was a gun in the pocket. A loaded gun in the pocket of the vest.
Co-Host Amy
What.
Bobby Bones
What do you think? Insert the story of that.
Co-Host Eddie
What on earth.
Bobby Bones
What do you think happened there? Do you think usually this is how they're selling guns?
Co-Host Amy
No, it's how they're going to frame him for murder. That gone.
Bobby Bones
He didn't murder anybody.
Co-Host Amy
Well, that gun, I bet he reaches in there and his hand prints get on it because he's like, what is this? And then that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Where your mind goes psycho. That's crazy.
Co-Host Amy
Somebody committed a crime with that gun. And they're like, now I'm going to find, you know, the, the COVID up guy and they, they mail it to, to them. And then you see, I would think
Bobby Bones
that is how they get guns to people illegally.
Co-Host Amy
That too.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Co-Host Eddie
Different.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Yours is very detailed, man.
Co-Host Eddie
Mine's way different. My theory is that so if this, whatever country this came from or whatever, the guy, whoever works at that company took a gun to work and he's like, oh crap, I can't have a gun at work. Stashed it in one of the vests that they're about to sell.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Co-Host Eddie
Thinking it's not going to sell.
Bobby Bones
All these work.
Co-Host Eddie
An order came in.
Bobby Bones
The story is this guy named Travis ordered a hydration vest. Oh, like one you drink the straws from.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, okay, like a camel pack. Yeah, but the vest or camelback, which is it?
Bobby Bones
We're back on those again for outdoor activities. But when it arrived, it felt heavier than expected. He checked the pockets and found a holstered loaded Ruger LCP380 handgun.
Co-Host Amy
Oh, that's freaky.
Co-Host Eddie
See, the fact that it's loaded though, makes me think that it was just an accident. Like it wasn't supposed to be shipped out.
Bobby Bones
It's like, buy the vest and we'll stick the gun in there.
Co-Host Eddie
Okay, but why loaded? Like, even if you bought a gun, they wouldn't load it for you. That's on you, man. It's your responsibility to buy the bullets and load it.
Bobby Bones
What would you do if you got this in the mail? I call cops.
Ad or Promo Voice
Right away.
Co-Host Eddie
Right away?
Bobby Bones
Right away. Because then I'm thinking what Amy's whole story was. Somebody's trying to frame me for murder. I'm calling the cops immediately.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Why didn't you answer that when I asked the question?
Co-Host Amy
Because I was thinking about it.
Bobby Bones
The cops are in on it.
Co-Host Amy
I was just thinking about now I'm implicating myself, like right away. Now they know I'm the new substance suspect.
Co-Host Eddie
You think cops believe you when you say something like that? Like, hey, I just bought this from Amazon, man. The gun happened to be there.
Co-Host Amy
I mean, I think it depends on the person. Like, you could show them your order history, the. The box. Keep the box.
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I think matters how suspicious you look.
Co-Host Eddie
That's a good point.
Bobby Bones
He called 911 right away. Police collected the gun, the holster, the cartridges, and the packaging. Amazon apologized at the review in the process, and I've contacted law enforcement. That's a crazy story.
Co-Host Eddie
Is it 911 worthy?
Co-Host Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
91 1. There's a loaded gun in my vest. Come immediately because I promise I didn't kill anybody.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, it's either 911 or you drive to the.
Nope.
Bobby Bones
I'm walking in with a gun.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, no chance.
Co-Host Amy
Nope.
Co-Host Eddie
A load your gun.
Bobby Bones
As soon as I make that call,
Co-Host Amy
drive to the police.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I make that call and I go 91 1. Look, I just got this gun fully loaded. It's at my house. I don't like it. And when you come in, I will be laying face down on the ground with my hands above my head just in case you think there's any funny business. And when they come in, I don't want them to know there's a threat. I'd be butt naked with my hands above my head.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, you don't have to be.
Bobby Bones
But now I might as well, because
Co-Host Eddie
I don't want to think I got
Co-Host Amy
a weapon on me now. You're acting too innocent.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I'm way innocent. There's never been a more innocent person than me. Right there. That is from npr.
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Wake up, wake up in the morning the dial just keeps on turning. Steve ran trying to put you through. M's riding this week's next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone story.
Bobby Bones
Now the morning corny. The morning corny.
Co-Host Amy
If a cat loses its. Its tail, where does it go?
Bobby Bones
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go? The tail?
Co-Host Amy
The retail store or the retail store.
Bobby Bones
Heaven and tail.
Co-Host Eddie
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
It didn't make sense. But just tail. But the retail store is good.
Co-Host Amy
All right, there you go.
Bobby Bones
That was the morning corny Bobby Bone show. Bonehead Nori of the day.
News Reporter
This story comes us from New Haven, Connecticut. A former police chief is in hot water after $80,000 went missing. He was supposed to be paying confidential informants. They would give him the cash, and he would go and gamble.
Bobby Bones
He wasn't giving him the cash.
News Reporter
Nope. He was going to the casino. He was going online.
Bobby Bones
I don't know this is true or not, but I gotta imagine that evidence room probably gets pretty taken advantage of just in general.
Co-Host Eddie
Everything that's in there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's not just the evidence room. That's, you know, petty cash for crooks.
Co-Host Eddie
That cash just sit in a room.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Co-Host Amy
Well, what about the drug that's off San Diego?
Bobby Bones
All of it. The drugs, the hats. You know, there's just some hats that
Co-Host Eddie
are found in Simpsons where Wiggins is like, all right, everybody leave. And then they have a party after a drug bust.
Bobby Bones
No, but I gotta think, that room is probably watches. And you know what? You deserve it. Once a year, all the cops that
Co-Host Amy
got perfect attendance, they get to go
Bobby Bones
into that room and get one thing.
Co-Host Eddie
Let it rip.
Bobby Bones
It's like in kindergarten. There was like a toy box.
Co-Host Amy
Everybody got one thing.
Bobby Bones
One toy. If they. That's what you should get. One thing. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
News Reporter
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Co-Host Amy
They ranked french fries, Bro Bible did 15. What comes to mind?
Bobby Bones
Good french fries. To me, McDonald's always comes to mind. I just love that super salt.
Co-Host Amy
You chick fil a waffle fry.
Bobby Bones
That would have come to mind. Second for me. Yeah. That comes in at number three on their list.
Co-Host Eddie
You not really in and out. In and out. I mean, I'm not too crazy about them, but everyone talks about them so much that they're pretty good.
Co-Host Amy
I can't even tell you if I know what they. What their fries are like, dude, they
Co-Host Eddie
have a machine where they put the potato in it.
Bobby Bones
You see it in the window?
Co-Host Amy
It looks like a fresh potato.
Bobby Bones
It is a fresh potato.
Co-Host Amy
Well, I mean, I know they're all fresh potatoes, but I mean, it looks like. Like you still see some of the skin on it. That kind.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think. By the time it gets to me, I like in and out fries. I think I like them, though, because I watch them cut them right there, and I know they're fresh.
Co-Host Amy
Okay, gotcha.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, in and out. I don't see the skin on them whenever I picture them, but they're good. But I think some of that good is because, you know, they just made them. Unless they're just chopping potatoes and throwing them in the trash. And they have some fruit and noise coming in.
Co-Host Amy
Five guys. What about five guys? I think they're good.
Bobby Bones
In my head, I cannot picture five guys. They do make the list at number seven. Okay, so McDonald's is at two, Chick
Co-Host Amy
fil A's at three.
Bobby Bones
Three. Five guys is at seven. In and outs at 14.
Co-Host Amy
Well, what is it? One.
Well, I'm gonna tell you.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. One. I've probably had them because I remember we got a rallies at Ark in Arkansas. And I remember it being good, but it's been so long. But they have rallies. Fries at number one.
Co-Host Eddie
I feel like those are big fat fries.
Co-Host Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
You are? Yeah, they're fatter.
Co-Host Amy
They're more like wedges.
Bobby Bones
They're not wedges, though. Okay, so number four, fries. I know, but only because they're okay
Co-Host Amy
if I say curly fries.
Arby's.
Arby's.
Co-Host Eddie
Arby's.
Bobby Bones
Legit Wendy's are good, but I think about them when I would do fries and Frosty because I did like the fries, but I can't really picture them. Nacho fries from Taco Bell at six. Does that count?
Co-Host Amy
I've never, never had those considered that the fry category, but I guess so.
Bobby Bones
They are fries, but they just go into cheese sauce.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, it's just a fry, though.
Co-Host Amy
But it's like nachos, but instead of a chip.
Shake Shack. KFC water burgers at 10.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, Shake Shacks are good.
Bobby Bones
I'm surprised you didn't jump on the Waterbury.
Co-Host Amy
Yeah, Waterburger's good.
Co-Host Eddie
You said Shake Shack, and I'm like, yeah, but Whataburgers.
Co-Host Amy
Ketchup is exceptionally good, which makes the fries.
Bobby Bones
But isn't the ketchup good? Because it's just in a pack that you can sit in the middle of your car and dip out of.
Ad or Promo Voice
No, fancy.
Co-Host Amy
It's a different kind I love. I'm a Heinz girl through and through. So Heinz number one, but fancy from Water Burger number two.
Co-Host Eddie
What does that mean? Because it does say fancy on there. It says fancy.
Co-Host Amy
They're kind of. Can see that. That's their kind of ketchup.
Bobby Bones
No, but I think fancy's more than just theirs.
Co-Host Amy
I've seen fancy ketchup in restaurants.
Yeah, that's the kind they use, Fancy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so do you want to know what fancy means?
Co-Host Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know this. I just thought of people flexing on, you know, that the people wore a tuxedo when they made it or something fancy.
Co-Host Amy
It meets the USDA grade for us.
Bobby Bones
Grade A Fancy ketchup requiring a high tomato solids concentration at least 33% for a thicker, richer consistency. Fancy. I don't like the word fancy for that. They should call that, like, full and
Co-Host Amy
tasty or something fancy. Feels like, again, you're wearing a bow tie.
Ad or Promo Voice
Yeah.
Co-Host Eddie
So it's like a. It's like a silly name for something really good.
Co-Host Amy
I think y' all are overthinking this.
I don't.
Bobby Bones
Because I've always thought that, like, fancy. They think they're so good. They better than me. I get mad at the ketchup. This ketchup thinks it's better than me. Down the list. Burger King, Popeyes, In n Out. And Nathan's.
Co-Host Eddie
Oh, Popeyes are good.
Bobby Bones
Can't place them in my head.
Co-Host Amy
Does it have, like, a Cajun flair to it?
Co-Host Eddie
It does, but sprinkle. It almost feels like they're double fried. Because there's like, they're fried and then there's like.
Co-Host Amy
You are so right.
Bobby Bones
And when I look at them, dude, I think we found your thing.
Co-Host Eddie
Fries.
Bobby Bones
I think we found your niche.
Co-Host Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's the list.
Co-Host Amy
Chick Fil A is doing that now. They changed their recipe, and I noticed it. So much so that then I Google, like, I was like, this is different. And my son was like, no, these feel like the same. I'm like, absolutely not. So I Google it. And sure enough, they added some sort of a coating on top that that. It just gives it, like, an extra oomph.
We'll have some fries today.
Ad or Promo Voice
Yes.
Bobby Bones
I've been stopping by Chick Fil A a bit recently in the day, and it is intimidating to look at because I go during lunchtime. But it's like, if I'm going to shoot my NFL show at a different studio, I'll see Chick Fil A. It's right on the way. And I'm like, I gotta get in and get out. And it moves quick, even. It looks way more intimidating than it is. You get up, you do your stuff. And I was told that I should stop ordering the strips because there's dairy in the batter. Uh oh, I didn't know that. And there were times my dummy was hurting. I didn't know what it was from. Maybe it was from the four sweet teas with the strawberries. I didn't know.
Co-Host Amy
You have to get the grilled nuggets, I guess.
Bobby Bones
Or just the chicken nugget. Just a nugget. Cause I was getting the full strips
Co-Host Amy
well, but the same batter is not on the chicken nuggets. Why would that.
Bobby Bones
I'm not an expert.
Co-Host Eddie
Hey, man, just try it and see what happens.
Bobby Bones
Well, I was really blaming my stomach issues on all the sweet tea and strawberry, so now I can go back to having four sweet teas and four strawberry in it. Okay, so let's see. As of 2022, Chick Fil a regular and grilled nuggets do not contain dairy in their ingredients.
Co-Host Amy
So you're good?
Bobby Bones
I'm good on the regular nuggets, just not the strips.
Co-Host Amy
Okay. Wow. I was told I've never ever.
Bobby Bones
But again, I just read that from an Instagram message. How do I know it's true? I just accepted it as truth.
Co-Host Amy
I've never ordered a strip from Chickfila, so I wouldn't know.
Bobby Bones
They're awesome.
Co-Host Eddie
Are they big? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Are they big?
Co-Host Amy
He has a bear poop in the woods.
News Reporter
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
See you tomorrow.
Co-Host Amy
Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry.
Bobby Bones
You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba
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Episode Title: WEDS PT 1: Bobby's Top WORST Experiences + Woman's Dead Husband Speaks To Her Through Music + Loaded Gun In A Man's Amazon Order
Hosts: Bobby Bones, Amy, Eddie
Podcast Network: Premiere Networks
This lively midweek installment is packed with personal stories, trending news, and listener questions—delivered with the crew’s signature banter. Bobby opens up about his worst life experiences; the team debates the merits (and risks!) of adventurous activities; there's a heartfelt listener story about love from beyond the grave; and the crew reacts to news ranging from loaded Amazon packages to the all-important ranking of fast food fries. Expect a mix of humor, skepticism, and a dash of the supernatural.
“You can play in the culdesac for many hours longer with your buddies.” (02:29, Bobby)
“It seems like that’d be a good idea just to switch and stay switched.” (04:04, Bobby)
“If your answer’s Eddie, you’re correct.” (07:00, Bobby on who’s the office stress bragger)
“Travelers are experiencing difficulties finding overhead bin space near their seats, leading to delays and frustrations.” (09:29, Bobby)
“If the dad’s not even there, that’s bizarre. I don’t think you should go.” (10:50, Bobby)
“Jackie Coogan earned around $4 million, found out his fortune was gone by age 18, which led to the Coogan Law...” (14:39, Bobby)
“Hey, do not laugh. This is only three and a half, funny.” (18:31, Bobby rating the humor of the lunch story)
“It’s like you’re in an Easter basket and that’s all that’s saving you.” (24:27, Bobby)
“Her dead husband impregnated my wife.” (33:35, Bobby, joking about the web of fate)
“This ketchup thinks it’s better than me.” (54:05, Bobby)
Loaded Gun Ordered on Amazon:
Money from the Tooth Fairy is way up:
Morning Corny & Bonehead Story:
The show maintains its trademark mix of friendly roast, rapid-fire banter, listener engagement, and a balance between skepticism and support—especially for stories that blur the lines of spirituality and coincidence. Bobby keeps the show moving with quick pivots from heartfelt to hilarious, and Amy and Eddie deliver their own skepticism and soft-hearted support in equal measure.
This episode serves up the full Bobby Bones Show experience: weird news, pop culture, life advice (sometimes tongue-in-cheek), confessions of fear and failure, and a showcase for the show’s wide-ranging chemistry. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the latest in fry science, or a reminder that sometimes coincidences are all the magic you need, this episode delivers.
Useful For: Fast catch-up on the show’s major stories, talkable moments for water-cooler convos, and picking which segments to listen back to based on the timestamps above.