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Lunchbox
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Come on.
Lunchbox
Bobby Bones transmitting across America.
Bobby Bones
Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show morning Studio. Morning, Bones. We're going to try to cook a steak in the dishwasher, which sounds weird, but we heard it and we saw it on TikTok. So I have a steak in my hand here. Does it, does it matter who we got the steak from or do we just buy it from a store? Scuba.
Lunchbox
Oh, we got it from. Morgan reached out to Sam Hunt's brother. So it's his ranch.
Amy
Yeah, it's Sam Hunt's brother. His name's Ben and it's their ranch. Brother.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's his brother.
Amy
I thought it was his cousin, but it's his brother. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. You said, you questioned it and then you said, yeah, like you knew it.
Amy
The whole time because we talked to.
Bobby Bones
You and he's like, brother. Yeah.
Amy
When we talked about him the other day, we said, cousin. So I've been DMing him and I'm like, your cousin, your cousin, your cousin.
Bobby Bones
But then you act like you knew it was the brother. I don't know. Okay, so we have this steak here that Eddie is going to cook in the dishwasher.
Lunchbox
This is going to fall on me.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, because you're the, you're the girl king of the show.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but it's no grill, dude. This is a dishwasher.
Bobby Bones
I know, but there's this guy, he's a bar he calls himself a barbecue expert. An Australian barbecue expert has tested the dishwasher's culinary potential by cooking the perfect steak inside his dishwasher. And so this is from the Under Season barbecue podcast. They started off as an April Fool's prank, but it turns out you can really do this. Hit it. This thing went in for an hour and a half. When I pulled this thing out, it was coast to coast, 50 degrees, rare the whole way through.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I just want to point out, though.
Lunchbox
That you cooked it with dishes too.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I put it through an actual cycle. Mind you, I didn't put soap in the wash just in case, you know, just in case that might have penetrated the bag. Okay, so we're gonna give you the steak. And this is a pretty big one.
Amy
Here it is. Is that a New York.
Bobby Bones
Is a beef boneless New York strip.
Lunchbox
Lots of good stuff.
Bobby Bones
Wow. It is 1.37 pounds straight from the farm. What's that still moving? Okay, here you go. Okay, so cut it open. So we're gon check with Eddie in a second. No, no, we gotta open the pack. Don't you.
Lunchbox
No, I don't.
Eddie
Get in there.
Bobby Bones
I thought you, like, put in a different seal. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Amy
You put the. Put it in the plastic.
Lunchbox
This is sealed already. So you just do it like this, baby.
Bobby Bones
Oh, our brains are fully getting microplastic on this one. We're all. Afterward.
Lunchbox
Well, you're gonna have to put it in something.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Because it can't get wet.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, let's just give it a run.
Amy
This feels sus.
Lunchbox
So we're throwing it in for 90 minutes.
Bobby Bones
Walk to the dishwasher. Call us from the phone. I will check in with that in a second. He's gonna walk to the dishwasher. We'll get this going.
Lunchbox
Bo.
Bobby Bones
Dishwasher. This thing went in for an hour and a half. When I pulled this thing out, it was coast to coast, 50 degrees rare the whole way through, mate. I didn't want this to work. And it was unreal. Even the fat was so perfectly rendered. Like that knuckle of fat that runs through the middle of the scotch. It was butter. So, Eddie, you're going to put this in for an hour and 20 minutes.
Lunchbox
Yes, we have the dishwasher at work. It's already loaded. There's dishes in here and everything. So I'm just going to put the steak right next to some bowls if that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's fine. Because the guy also had dishes in his when he did it. Okay. So go ahead, and we'll listen to you. We've all heard this sound 10,000 times, but put the steak in here.
Lunchbox
Let me make some room here, because there's bowls.
Bobby Bones
Are they dirty or clean at least?
Lunchbox
I'm not sure. There's a little sus, but the rest looks kind of clean.
Bobby Bones
If anything looks sus. Everything is sus in a dishwasher.
Amy
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm closing the dishwasher, setting it right there, and it's a normal wash, and I'm gonna hit start now. Put your Rolling.
Bobby Bones
It's gone. Put your phone in the dishwasher so we can hear it spraying it.
Lunchbox
Wait, no, but if I open it, it'll stop.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Hear that?
Bobby Bones
No, we've heard a dishwasher plenty of times. Okay, so here we go.
Lunchbox
Listen to this. Listen to this. You hear that?
Bobby Bones
No, Literally nothing.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Lunchbox
It's going. Trust me.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we have the steak in the dishwasher. We will check back in in an hour, and. And we will see if we can eat this steak.
Amy
Who's seen if we can eat it?
Bobby Bones
We'll spin the wheel.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Who's eating it?
Bobby Bones
Okay. Thanks, daddy. Come on back in, Chef. There's a question to be had. Send it into the. Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years. Things are great, but I thought neither one of us was ready to settle down. Recently, we were out in the middle of the bar. He dropped one knee and proposed. I said yes, and people cheered. The more I think about it, the more I wonder if we should get married. Do I confess that I got caught up in the moment and that alcohol had a role, or just see if we accidentally stumbled into the real deal? Signed accidentally a fiance. Well, I would say that accidentally stumbling into the real deal is not the way to go. So I want to for sure go. That's not it. Now, you could have got caught up in the alcohol and said yes, but you also could mean yes. But if you're questioning it, you didn't mean yes.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
And if you go back and you talk to him about it, you're like, hey, I didn't mean yes. That's going to be the healthy thing to do, but it is going to set the relationship back about a half a step. And that doesn't mean you can't fully get back to where you were and even better. But it is going to back it off a bit.
Amy
Oh, he might break up with her.
Bobby Bones
Yep. Yep.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But that doesn't mean you're not going to get back together. That doesn't mean you're not going to have some realization of where you really are. This could be a.
Amy
The beginning of the end or the.
Bobby Bones
End of the beginning. And it actually is setting you up for the next chapter of being together, because it's almost a. Now we have to make a decision. Do we move on and just stay together, but actually have intention with it, or do we just keep partying as a couple, which what's it sounds like you're doing? You can't just see if you accidentally stumbled into the real deal, because then you're gonna end up married and miserable and.
Lunchbox
Sounds risky.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Somebody gets pregnant, oh, it probably ain't him. So you have to go back and you have to say, hey, this isn't for me. Now it's up to you how you do that. Like, you can even do the. I wouldn't even do that. Let's extend the engagement. I would just say, I don't want to be engaged. We can't be engaged. I was drunk. I shouldn't have said yes. And if you want to say, I think in the future, you know, we talk about it. But I shouldn't have said yes because again, it's gonna. He's gonna be embarrassed. He bought a ring.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's gonna set the relationship back a bit. But you may need to go back a bit in order to go forward. So this could be a good thing or it could be the death of it. But you cannot go forward.
Amy
Right. Don't just.
Bobby Bones
You cannot go forward.
Amy
No, that's like, going forward, and you're just, like, hoping for the best.
Bobby Bones
But also, you're not the victim here either, because it's kind of a little bit like she's painted that. She's the victim. You were drunk and said yes. Yeah. So you kind of did it. So when it doesn't go right. Yeah. But don't stumble into the real deal, because most that stumbling, you don't end up on your feet. Okay, thank you. Thanks for emailing us. Bones, lunchbox. What happened with you and your wife?
Eddie
So our anniversary was a few days ago. Happy 10 year anniversary to me. Thanks, guys. Big one.
Bobby Bones
How are we supposed to know that?
Lunchbox
Yeah, we don't know.
Eddie
You guys were all there.
Lunchbox
Oh, the wedding we kept in our.
Bobby Bones
Calendar when we went to your wedding 10 years ago.
Eddie
Yeah. I'd assume that that's a big deal.
Bobby Bones
Happy 10 year anniversary, bro.
Eddie
Thank you. It was a big moment in your life. My life. And so during the day I got done with work and it was a beautiful day, so I went and played golf because I was like, man, it's a beautiful day. Whatever, let's get some swings in.
Bobby Bones
Did you know it was your 10 year anniversary?
Eddie
I did. Some listeners that hit me online and said, hey, happy 10 year anniversary.
Bobby Bones
You didn't know other than that?
Eddie
No. No. And so I went and played golf. And then I guess my wife was annoyed by it. You want, you want to hear what she has to say? Like, I don't understand. I don't get why she's mad.
Bobby Bones
But you do get why she's mad. It's your 10 year anniversary, but it's during the day. Maybe it's because you didn't even run a buyer. Okay, let me just. I haven't heard this yet. Play Lunchbox's wife, Please tell them all you're mad. I'm mad because it was our anniversary and you went and played golf.
Eddie
I wouldn't play golf during the day. It's not like I golfed all night.
Bobby Bones
I think we should have been spending as much time as we could have together and the kids were in school and we could have been hanging out all day and you weren't here.
Eddie
But part of marriage is, like, doing stuff that you enjoy. Right? I hadn't played golf all week.
Bobby Bones
One day that I thought we would be spending most of the day together, and you were not here for like five hours.
Eddie
Well, congratulations on Tim.
Lunchbox
Yours.
Bobby Bones
Congratulations. I don't.
Eddie
I think you're being ridiculous. Okay, you guys agree?
Bobby Bones
Let's move on to 11. Let's go M for one.
Lunchbox
He asked the kids if they agree.
Bobby Bones
Well, then also, like, congratulations, Amy, you go first.
Amy
I mean, he, like, I don't understand his thinking and I. I don't know how she had. She. Okay, I. I know what I want to say. She has the most patience of any wife in all the land. So, Lunchbox, you need to make it up to her and do something. Because honestly, she kind of just said, you may not make it to 11, lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
And I guess your side of the argument is it was in the daytime, but you could be back home at night. Right. And that's when celebrations happen in your mind. Usually only at night.
Eddie
Yeah. When are you most romantic? At night.
Bobby Bones
No, you're thinking romantic. Different, though. You're thinking of naked.
Eddie
Well, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I mean, who goes on like. Couples don't go on like, romantic lunch.
Bobby Bones
Dates, but they can if the kids are away. If that's the only few hours. I would say the Issue here is you didn't know. One, it was your 10 year anniversary, and then two, you didn't go, hey, do you care if I go play golf in the day and we do something at night? I think intention is the biggest part of this. You had no intention. Heck, you had no knowledge of it, but you had no intention with her to go, I know it's her 10 year anniversary. We're going to do this in the evening. We got a sitter and I've planned this for you instead. You go and play golf. You just disappear. Then you come home and you're like, congratulations. I think that's the problem.
Eddie
Yeah, but what did she plan?
Bobby Bones
Great question. If in you guys's marriage everything is supposedly equal, but she did know it was your 10 year anniversary.
Eddie
She didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
And so, I mean, she was just a little perturbed. I could feel the, what do you call it, the cold shoulder. And I was just like, okay, why are you mad? And that's when I found out. She was mad because I golfed.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. She wasn't mad because you golf, because you golf all the time. It wasn't about the golf. She was mad because you didn't one, acknowledge it. And two, explain to her what your intentions were. You were gonna golf in the day, but then you had intentions and a plan for that evening. It's not about the golf, but the golfing is what got you in trouble because you didn't talk about it with her and you just disappeared and you didn't know it was your anniversary.
Eddie
Yeah, because, I mean, I look at it like when you go to a restaurant during the day, they have all the lights up. When you go at night, they have a little dimmer. You know, they make it a little more romantic. So if you go in today, it's kind of like. It's just like hanging out with buddies.
Bobby Bones
But maybe she wanted time without the kids.
Eddie
That could have been true, Eddie.
Lunchbox
I mean, this is tough because I like golf.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but it's not tough. It's not about golf. You can't make it be about golf.
Lunchbox
And I understand wanting to play golf on a beautiful day these days. We don't get a lot of beautiful days.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. However.
Lunchbox
However, I do think Lunchbox should have asked his wife, is it okay if I go play golf? I know it's our annivers. The fact that he didn't mention it was his anniversary. What a dummy.
Bobby Bones
He got mad at us for not reminding him when he had to Be reminded by our listeners. Yeah, our listeners know everything you messed up. Now, you could have done this. Hey, I know our anniversary. It's a week when you said it was a weekday, but this weekend, we've. I've planned this for our anniversary. I want to play golf today, if that's okay. That would have probably gone perfect.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
I could have done that. Now maybe I'll surprise her with something. Maybe we'll do something.
Lunchbox
That's good.
Bobby Bones
I bet you don't, but you should.
Eddie
Yeah, Maybe I'll, like, make a dinner reservation somewhere.
Bobby Bones
What?
Eddie
A dinner reservation?
Lunchbox
I heard Tinner.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go team wife on this, but I think you can learn from this. It's mostly just about being more intentional, a little bit more deliberate, and just communicating what you're doing.
Amy
Amy, Team wife.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
Gosh.
Bobby Bones
No, it's not gosh. Well, there's no gosh because you like golf.
Lunchbox
There's no golf Team wife.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you lost that one. But you can bounce back. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something. Before becoming a rising star on the University of Tennessee's football team, cornerback Ricky Gibson attended Hewitt Trustville High School in Alabama. Obviously, he played football there. Now he's preparing for another big season with Tennessee, but he took some time away from his workouts to go back to his high school, where he surprised the high school coaches and players with a donation of thousands of dollars. Now, because the rules have changed in college, football, players are allowed to earn money off the field. They call that nil money. And because he is such a success, he's got a little influx of cash. So he took some of that cash and he donated to the high school football team that he played.
Lunchbox
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty cool. So you're not gonna hear me singing Rocky Top to all of our Tennessee listeners, but I will say that's pretty cool. I love it. And Ricky Gibson, he seemed like a pretty good kid. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. I'll play you a classic slogan to a product or a company. Classic. So older versions. You just have to name who it is. This one's so easy. Here's the example. Even if you didn't know that, you should get that. Yeah, it's pepper. The opposite of salt. Oh, no, it's Dr. Pepper.
Lunchbox
Oh. Oh, that's all right.
Bobby Bones
I'm just kidding. That's old, though. We've never even heard that commercial. Okay, so write your answer Down. If you miss it, you're out. Everybody's in number one. Like a good neighbor.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
State Farm Lunchbox.
Eddie
State Farm.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
I have State Farm.
Bobby Bones
Everybody stays in. Good job. Next one. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Amy
Men.
Bobby Bones
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Could also be for Vegas. It's true.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Double it up.
Amy
Amy, double mint gum.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Double mint gum.
Lunchbox
Eddie, Double mint gum.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Next one.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Amy
Amy, Burger King.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Burger King.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
Burger King.
Bobby Bones
Correct. The challenge is going to be that they're older because everybody knows. Have it your way. Burger King.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Bobby Bones
But that was, like, black and white.
Lunchbox
It's sung differently now.
Bobby Bones
Oh, people singing. Yeah. All right, next up, I don't Wanna Grow Up.
Eddie
I'm in for the win in I.
Lunchbox
Don't Wanna Grow up in Amy.
Amy
Toys R Us Lunchbox.
Eddie
Toys R Us, Eddie.
Lunchbox
Toys R Us.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Next one. It's got to be uhoh.
Amy
What?
Lunchbox
This is it. This where the road ends.
Bobby Bones
This where everybody goes down. It's so hot. You got to be uhoh. Do say goodbye.
Eddie
What in the world?
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I don't. It's gotta be. Oh, three seconds.
Eddie
I'm in for the wound lunchbox. It's gotta be. Oh, for SpaghettiOs.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
SpaghettiO.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
I have SpaghettiOs.
Bobby Bones
That's correct. SpaghettiOs. Good job. Next one.
Lunchbox
Plop, plop, fizz fizz.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what a relief it is. Flop, flop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Amy
Oh, I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what a relief it is. Amy, what is it?
Amy
Alka Seltzer Lunchbox.
Eddie
I put Alka Seltzer, Eddie.
Lunchbox
Alka Seltzer.
Bobby Bones
That's correct. That's correct. Next. Give me that definite fish. Give me that fish. Give me that filet o fish.
Lunchbox
Give me that fish.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that kind of hits. That still hits hard.
Amy
I never heard that my life, Skip.
Eddie
Well, I understand what it's saying, but.
Lunchbox
Me too.
Bobby Bones
Give me that fish. I just got a concerts and wait for this song.
Lunchbox
All right, I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy, Long John Silvers lunchbox.
Eddie
Where do you get that filet o fish? At McDonald's. Because it comes back every once in a while.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
McDonald's filet o fish.
Bobby Bones
It's McDonald's. Wow. I've never heard the song.
Eddie
Neither have I.
Bobby Bones
But Filet o Fish. Yeah, that's their own. I don't know. Hit it again. Give me back that Filet o fish Give me that fish Give me by that Filet o fish Give me that fish. That's a jam.
Lunchbox
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Two remain. Lunchbox and Eddie next. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in. For the win, the Lunchbox Grape Nuts.
Bobby Bones
No. Eddie. For the win.
Lunchbox
Planters.
Bobby Bones
No. For the loss.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds. Don't. Because sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes. Okay, you're out.
Lunchbox
Okay, we're all out.
Bobby Bones
Well, now we have. Now we have sudden death.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Eddie
So what does that mean?
Bobby Bones
I mean, sing it with me. Give me back the Blairfish. Give me that fish One more time. Give me back the blemish. Give me that fish. Okay, I'll do three. Buzz in with your name.
Lunchbox
Okay, here we go.
Bobby Bones
As soon as they yell their name. Turn it down. Here we go. Number one. Choosy. Mothers choose.
Lunchbox
What?
Eddie
The lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
That was all over my lunchbox. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Jiffy.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
How did you hear that?
Eddie
That's all I heard.
Bobby Bones
Would you play that a little lower? Choosing. Mothers choose. Okay.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Jeff is correct. If Lunchbox gets this, he wins. And go. Oh, no. Go ahead, play it.
Eddie
Lunchbox. Lunchbox Huggies.
Bobby Bones
Give him back the Filet o Fish. You want the last two to see if you can get him lunch?
Eddie
Yeah, let's do it.
Bobby Bones
This one's pretty easy. Go ahead.
Eddie
Chilies, baby back ribs.
Lunchbox
Nailed it.
Eddie
Barbecue sauce.
Bobby Bones
He kind of got that. Do you think he could do that?
Lunchbox
What, the actual. No. No chance. So he just yelled it.
Bobby Bones
We'll do that. You come in at the right time. Okay. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You wait, because then I'll go, then Eddie will go at the right time.
Lunchbox
I join you on baby back.
Bobby Bones
You come in.
Eddie
So am I doing baby?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, no, no. You're doing Chili's.
Eddie
Okay, got it. I'll point.
Bobby Bones
Everybody in. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby.
Lunchbox
I want my baby Barbecue sauce. No, I can't do it.
Eddie
Well, he said he's going to point.
Bobby Bones
Why not at you, like, three times?
Lunchbox
Oh.
Eddie
Oh, I thought you were just jamming.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, I wasn't jamming.
Eddie
I thought you were jamming.
Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Nope, I'm waiting on you guys.
Bobby Bones
All right, open her up. Hey, don't reach in immediately though, because I've learned the hard way you can't go right in with the steam because you'll burn your hand. All right.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I'm opening the door now.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
Okay. Oh, it is steamy. Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Why do you know?
Lunchbox
Well, it looks like it's shriveled up a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But that's what a steak does, though. Yeah. Well, can you grab it by the plastic and bring it in here?
Lunchbox
Bones, I can grab the whole thing. It's not that hot.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
I'm worried this is undercooked.
Bobby Bones
No, the guy in the Tick Tock said that that's plenty of time. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'll bring it to you guys so you can see this, but this does not look cooked.
Bobby Bones
Hey, walk it in. We'll stay on the air.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here, I'm coming.
Lunchbox
I mean, just to give you an idea, Bones, I. I'm holding it in my hand, and it's not hot. Oh, I would say lukewarm, at least.
Bobby Bones
Is the dishwasher broken?
Lunchbox
No, it was working. I mean, the steam did come out when I opened the dishwasher. Oh, boy.
Amy
That looks like you just got it, refrigerator.
Bobby Bones
Dude.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
It's, like, covered in blood.
Amy
I'm not eating that.
Eddie
I'm good.
Bobby Bones
Can we put it in for another cycle?
Lunchbox
I think we should. What, another hour and a half?
Amy
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
You're gonna need, like, all day with that.
Bobby Bones
Let's put it in for one other cycle.
Amy
Put it on for. Put it on. Is there a sanitized cycle? Because that water probably gets real hot.
Lunchbox
Or maybe you need to sear it and that's what finishes it off. Well, I mean, I do have the thing to sear.
Bobby Bones
I think that's what we need to do. So we brought a little mini grill to sear it. So take it, cut it open, drain the blood.
Lunchbox
Yeah, drain the blood.
Bobby Bones
And this is the bit, guys. We have to do it. We have to eat it like that. Well, sear it. And to sear it. Let's look at the. Because I know what searing is, but there has to be, like, an official definition of searing.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm just going to sear it till it looks like a steak.
Bobby Bones
No, no, that's too much. That's called cooking it.
Amy
You go, yes.
Bobby Bones
What is the steak?
Lunchbox
Does not look good.
Bobby Bones
A cooking technique where you quickly heat the surface of the meat at a high temperature to create a browned crust. It looks like no more than 30 to 45 seconds on each side.
Lunchbox
Okay, deal. Can we reach, like. Can we reach a deal? Go a Minute each side. Just one minute?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I don't know if 30 seconds is gonna do it for that.
Bobby Bones
That's not the point. Okay, take the bag out, cut it open, drain all the blood, set up the grill.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We'll sear this and see which one of us gets trichinosis.
Lunchbox
Someone's gonna die next.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Any chance for any reason that the smoke detectors, fire alarms go off?
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, for sure. There's definitely a chance. Because, I mean, it's.
Bobby Bones
Should we do this in the studio then?
Amy
I. Yeah, don't think so.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we tried to cook a steak in the dishwasher. It was in there for an hour and 15 minutes. It came out not looking good. It looks like it still should be bought at the store. Yeah, but. Okay, some people like rare steak. So Eddie's gonna walk over and we're gonna sear this for 45 seconds on each side because searing is allowed. And, I mean, if water starts to spray in here, we're screwed.
Lunchbox
What do you mean? Oh. Oh, I don't think. We don't have sprinklers like that.
Bobby Bones
Scuba, are there sprinklers in here?
Lunchbox
There are those little small circles or sprinklers.
Bobby Bones
He said there are.
Lunchbox
Maybe we should open that door for.
Bobby Bones
But people are outside there.
Lunchbox
I'll tell them to shut up.
Bobby Bones
So.
Lunchbox
And then. So we can.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Eddie, cut it open.
Lunchbox
All right, here we go.
Amy
Don't get blood on the carpet.
Bobby Bones
You gotta believe Eddie out for a second. That's how messed up we are right now. We're worried about. We're going to start a fire in the studio. You didn't drain it? I asked Scuba while the blood wasn't drained. He said you were going to use it for your juice. Oh, look.
Lunchbox
Hey, there's two steaks in here. I didn't realize.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well. Oh, that is not cooked. Okay, I'll just cook one. Dude, just cook one. Just one. Okay, let's start the timer. And counting up. So we'll do. Here's what we're gonna do. Do we wanna season this?
Amy
I just.
Bobby Bones
Special season. I would like to season it with removing disease. Is that a season? No, no, no.
Lunchbox
It's not a season.
Amy
Great. Now my hair is gonna smell like I order fajitas at a Mexican restaurant. And it comes out with the sizzle Hibachi.
Lunchbox
So do you want me to season this bad boy?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you have 20 seconds. Okay.
Lunchbox
Little sprinkle, nothing crazy.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
It does smell pretty good.
Bobby Bones
And then we'll spin the wheel to see who eats it.
Eddie
Oh, I don't know about. Man, oh, man.
Lunchbox
I'm not eating this.
Eddie
I don't know about that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, and ten seconds, Eddie.
Lunchbox
Yeah. You hear the sizzle?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. With just a little sear. You can put that mic down on a little closer, though, if you need, just for listen to that sound. All right. And that is seared on that side.
Lunchbox
All right.
Amy
Flipper.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Eddie
Oh, my goodness.
Lunchbox
Actually doesn't look bad. It's starting to come together.
Eddie
Stop.
Bobby Bones
So you can season the other side and do it for 10 more seconds, though, since you're seasoned. You didn't season that side. Okay, but this is how I feel about the smell.
Lunchbox
It's not bad.
Bobby Bones
There's smoke, though. I'm for sure. We're about to get wet. This is how we get in trouble for set. I've already been fined a million bucks. I'd rather not destroy the building. All right, here we go. We got 20 seconds, guys.
Lunchbox
It's starting to look like a real steak.
Eddie
Is it looking edible?
Amy
Eat a steak this way without doing the dishwasher part.
Bobby Bones
Well, that show, you watch the guy that ate that raw meat, the Liver King. Yeah. That's this.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
10 seconds, and then you can give it 10 seconds on the other side since you put the seasoning on it.
Lunchbox
Smells good, guys.
Bobby Bones
All right. And flip it. Sear it. Okay.
Lunchbox
I mean, the side still looks very pink.
Bobby Bones
7. Now, I don't like raw or not raw. A rare steak.
Lunchbox
Pretty rare.
Amy
This is basically steak tartar.
Bobby Bones
I don't mind that, though.
Amy
Ew.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I like time. I like tartare.
Amy
You do?
Bobby Bones
I just feel like this clean. Okay. Put on the plate.
Lunchbox
It's on the plate.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Bring it on over here. Let me cut in the middle.
Amy
Ew. It looks like. Like an eraser. You know, the pink ones.
Lunchbox
It's still smoking.
Amy
It's like a proper eraser.
Lunchbox
We need to get this thing out of here.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm gonna cut into the steak.
Amy
Okay, let us know how it is.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
This. Amy, that's a great description. It looks like an eraser.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm cutting.
Lunchbox
Is it tough? What's the texture?
Eddie
Looked like an easy cut.
Bobby Bones
Pretty tough. But so is red a good color? Like, I don't know if rare is this.
Lunchbox
I mean, that's, like, very rare. That's extremely rare.
Eddie
Oh, no, you're not. Oh, my God.
Amy
Do it. It's gotta be okay.
Lunchbox
Somebody's gotta do it.
Bobby Bones
Why do you say it's gotta be okay when you win, boo?
Amy
Because people eat Raw meat.
Eddie
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no.
Amy
Well, why just stick the whole thing in your mouth?
Lunchbox
Chewy.
Bobby Bones
It looks raw.
Lunchbox
Oh, he spit it out. He spit it out.
Bobby Bones
Hold on.
Amy
A teeny, tiny bite, and then he spit it out.
Bobby Bones
You guys screwed with me. That tastes like salmon.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh, that's.
Amy
Shut up.
Lunchbox
It's not salmon.
Bobby Bones
I know, but if.
Amy
Babe, I'm fine. I'll try it.
Bobby Bones
Whoa.
Eddie
Are you crazy?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Take a look. Okay, send it over to Amy. Hey, waiter, would you mind sending this over to table two?
Amy
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Lunchbox
No problem.
Amy
I. I'll just use the same fork.
Eddie
You're really gonna eat that?
Bobby Bones
I mean, nothing touched my mouth with the fork, so how about it?
Amy
This?
Lunchbox
Did it really tastes like cinnamon?
Amy
Is the Bobby Bone show very weird look.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We cooked this steak in the dishwasher.
Lunchbox
For an hour and a half.
Amy
Yeah, I'm going to get right in the middle, bro.
Bobby Bones
It even looks like salmon.
Amy
I'm just going to take the bite, you know, just going to put the.
Lunchbox
Whole thing in your mouth.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Amy
Ready?
Bobby Bones
She did a whole bite.
Lunchbox
Oh, my goodness.
Amy
Guys, that's not bad.
Lunchbox
Does it taste like salmon?
Bobby Bones
I could have just thought salmon, so it tasted like salmon. Because I hate even rare. I like. I like it medium well with a one.
Amy
I. This is not. I don't eat this way.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
At all. I don't hate it.
Lunchbox
All right, let me try it.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
And there's not. I get that it's still pink and stuff, but it's not like there's blood coming out when you cut into it. And I feel like sometimes even when you have it more cooked than that.
Bobby Bones
Does anyone like rare steak, though?
Eddie
I do. Medium rare.
Amy
I don't. I get well done, and that wasn't terrible to me.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. So I would never pass on a good steak, so.
Bobby Bones
And that is a good steak. We just might not have cooked it appropriately.
Lunchbox
Right.
Amy
Yeah, it's.
Lunchbox
Amy, how big was your bite?
Eddie
Smaller than that.
Bobby Bones
Hey, mine was a tiny, teeny tiny. All right, all right, here's that.
Amy
Yeah. Bobby's was, like, the size of a.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Definitely red.
Amy
Pinky now.
Bobby Bones
Smaller, actually.
Amy
Smaller Pinky.
Bobby Bones
Tongue. Yes.
Lunchbox
I mean, it's not bad.
Bobby Bones
So did I let it just freak me out?
Lunchbox
You want to try it again?
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
You got all up in your head.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Eddie
I mean, if you really say it's good.
Bobby Bones
Take a big bite, though. We need to really get some taste in there.
Eddie
I mean, if you guys are eating.
Amy
It, I Mean, I'm telling you, it's not bad. Like, maybe the dishwasher did something to the inside.
Bobby Bones
Maybe.
Eddie
Oh, there's some blood coming out.
Bobby Bones
This is the ultimate peer pressure. Well, if you guys are doing it, I guess I might as well.
Amy
Mine didn't have.
Bobby Bones
Here we go. Big bite. That's a big one.
Eddie
That's a hunger.
Amy
Stick it in.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead. Stick that meat in.
Eddie
Meat going in the mouth.
Bobby Bones
Here we go.
Lunchbox
Okay, that's a big piece.
Bobby Bones
That's what she said. Go ahead.
Eddie
It doesn't taste like dishwasher.
Amy
Well, yeah, because it was. Oh, so now we just have microplastics in our body. But it's fine.
Lunchbox
That's fine. We already did, guys.
Eddie
I mean, I will. I know.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Amy
Bobby, eat it.
Lunchbox
Eat it, eat it.
Bobby Bones
I just wonder if it's gonna make me sick.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Is it cooked enough? Well, that's because I want to be sick with you guys. Let's google how rare of steak can you eat?
Lunchbox
I mean, because this is pretty rare.
Amy
Bobby, rare people eat raw steak.
Bobby Bones
Then how can people get diseased from.
Amy
Steak if it's ground up? You don't want to eat ground meat rare. But a cut of steak is.
Bobby Bones
Do we have a thermometer? Because we can eat a rare. Doneness level around 120 to 130 degree Fahrenheit.
Eddie
No, that's definitely 120.
Lunchbox
I would say that's 50.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes people even like rarer. Like blue rare. Around 115.
Amy
Yeah, but don't you remember my nephew who's a meat scientist? He came on and told us.
Bobby Bones
Okay, bring it over.
Amy
You're good.
Eddie
There you go. There you go.
Bobby Bones
Bring it over, man.
Eddie
I'll tell you what.
Lunchbox
It's pretty good, huh? Lunch.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
If this is like a trick.
Lunchbox
No, it's good.
Amy
A hamburger. You go, well done. A cut of steak. You're good.
Bobby Bones
It's bleeding.
Eddie
It was bleeding when I cut it. I don't really like that part of it.
Amy
Tap into your ancestral side.
Bobby Bones
Guys, I'm. It's so. It's so pink.
Eddie
It's real red.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna freak myself out and think I'm sick all day.
Amy
Close your eyes.
Bobby Bones
No, I already. I've already seen it. Wow.
Amy
You're not gonna do it.
Bobby Bones
Well, I did it to start. No, you did.
Lunchbox
But that was a little.
Bobby Bones
I started the trend.
Eddie
That was like a nibble, man.
Bobby Bones
I'm out.
Lunchbox
No, you're not doing.
Bobby Bones
I'm out.
Lunchbox
Come on.
Bobby Bones
I started the trend. And you guys all follow me. Thank You. I'm the leader, but I'm too big of a wimp. I'm not doing that.
Lunchbox
So if we all get sick and you don't, we know It's a steak.
Eddie
100%.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. Okay, well, what do we think? Do we think the dishwasher can cook a steak?
Eddie
No, I think the searing did it.
Amy
Yeah. This.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
The searing only did the outside of it.
Amy
The real test would be if somebody takes a bite of the other one that's still in the bag.
Bobby Bones
No, no one's touching that. I'm out.
Eddie
I'm out on that.
Bobby Bones
Eat that, B.
Amy
Because this is quality meat from.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but the searing only does the outside edge. The searing has nothing to do with the middle. Yeah. At all.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
What? Morgan.
Amy
Yeah. We need to shout out the meat.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Same hat's brother, but the name of his farm.
Bobby Bones
Sam Hunt Farms.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
All right. So we. Do we or do we not think this works?
Lunchbox
I say no.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
No chance.
Bobby Bones
What if we did it for two hours?
Lunchbox
Let's try it.
Amy
We have the other piece, but the bag's open now.
Lunchbox
That's true. We need another bag.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're gonna go with. Don't try this at home.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Do not try this at home. Thank you. Here's the voicemail we got yesterday. Hey, Lunchbox, don't be upset about not being chosen for Wheel of Fortune. The reason why you weren't picked and Eddie was is because you would only go on the celebrity edition. Eddie's not a celebrity like you are. Remember, you're in the top 30 most famous in Nashville and everybody recognizes you. Eddie doesn't have to worry about that. So when they do a celebrity Ed, you're in, my man. How's that make you feel?
Eddie
I mean, that is a valid point, but I could still. Celebrities can still go on the regular show, I believe.
Bobby Bones
I don't think so. No. And they just finished a celebrity season. Oh, yeah.
Eddie
So they must have just missed me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So our friend Brent Michaels, who runs some stations in Bakersfield, California, has been on game shows. So they message him and go, hey, who do you know? That's good. And so he suggested Eddie. He did. He did not suggest Lunchbox. And so the listeners have also been demanding an update. Do you know this Lunchbox?
Eddie
No, I don't know any update. I don't care.
Lunchbox
Are you being serious? You really don't care?
Bobby Bones
Hey, can Lunchbox walk out of the room then?
Eddie
No. I care.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no. We can have him walk out of the room.
Eddie
I'm not leaving.
Lunchbox
He does care.
Bobby Bones
He does care. Have you gotten a call from Los Angeles?
Lunchbox
I got a call yesterday. Unknown Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Do you care?
Eddie
Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
It was an unknown call, and I'd never answer unknown calls.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Lunchbox
It didn't even have the number on it. That's how unknown it was. It just said unknown. So I said, I gotta get this. This could be Hollywood. I pick it up. Vanderbilt Medical Center.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yes. Yes.
Lunchbox
I think I owe money for my broken arm.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Oh, you paid that bill yet?
Lunchbox
No, I haven't paid that yet.
Bobby Bones
Because I'll put a. I'll chase you down.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Collection agents, man.
Lunchbox
I thought it was Hollywood, though.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's only been a few days, so are you doing anything to get yourself ready for Wheel of Fortune?
Lunchbox
Absolutely. 1. I'm watching a lot of Wheel of Fortune on TV. Like, if you go on Hulu and search Wheel of Fortune, all the episodes come up. I've been watching that, and I downloaded the app.
Bobby Bones
Dude.
Lunchbox
I'm on that app all day practicing, and I'm nailing. Nailing these puzzles.
Bobby Bones
You already were pretty good before you guys knew this was even an option. Lunchbox city was a 1 out of 10 at that game. And you said you were a 7 out of 10.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
Would you be willing to give up your spot to Lunchbox if he could beat you?
Lunchbox
Like, what do you mean? Like, beat me here?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
No, no. Why would I do that?
Eddie
Because you're chicken.
Lunchbox
No, I am. I'm going. My name's already in the hopper, so, no, I'm not giving that up.
Bobby Bones
Fair enough. Let us know if Hollywood calls.
Eddie
Gosh, you almost got. I was like, oh, my. They called already. I was really getting mad.
Lunchbox
But you don't care, dude.
Bobby Bones
You don't care.
Eddie
I don't care either, but I was mad. Oh, it's so annoying.
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling it's not gonna happen next week, but it's gonna happen the week after that.
Lunchbox
The call?
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
What do you mean? Do you know something?
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling it's not gonna happen next week, but it's gonna happen. You're gonna get a call the week after that.
Lunchbox
He's got a feeling.
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling. Mazel, Tom. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Eddie
Tom Manikowsko is 85 years old, and in 2019, he retired. He was an engineer his whole. And he's like, what am I going to do next? And he had degrees from many universities. But he's like, my dad, when I was a kid, wanted me to go to Rutgers University. So he's like, I think I'm going to get me a master's degree. He enrolled, started taking more engineering classes, and now, at 85 years old, he is the oldest person in the history of Rutgers University to walk across that stage and get a diploma.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
That's cool. Does it inspire you?
Lunchbox
Nah.
Eddie
My dad's dream was never for me to go to utsa.
Bobby Bones
Mostly just because you got to the very end. You're one class short of having your degree.
Eddie
Yeah, maybe when I retire.
Bobby Bones
And then I think you'll want to do that. Go work and learn.
Lunchbox
No, you will.
Bobby Bones
All you talking about is wanting to retire so you can do.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying. I'm. This guy. Retired is when he did it. So I'm saying maybe when I'm retired and I don't have anything to do and I have a lot of spare time, but right now, there's no inspiration to go back to school.
Bobby Bones
It's. It's not about going back to school. It's just finishing the degree. You really don't. I mean, I don't care if you do it, but it's like a personal. Like, your fulfillment. Like, you're on 25 miles of a marathon, and you're like, you know what? I'm done.
Eddie
No, it really doesn't bother me because I walked the stage. I did the whole graduation thing. I got to experience everything that every other graduate did. I got to hug the president of the university. Supposed to shake his hand. I hugged him. And I. I mean, it's just. I don't need to do it. I got pictures of me in a cap and gown.
Lunchbox
Did you have a party afterwards?
Eddie
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
Like, he's got a point. He's got a point. Other than yeah. Do you list on your resume as a graduate?
Eddie
I did when I applied for that job with the National Soccer, the MLS team that I didn't get.
Bobby Bones
What if they checked and they found out that you lied on your resume and that's why they didn't hire you?
Eddie
Well, that's tomato, tomato.
Bobby Bones
That's not what that saying means. All right, Anyway, good story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something, Bones. Now time for the morning corny. The morning corny.
Amy
What do you call a murder at the dmv?
Bobby Bones
What do you call a murder at the dmv?
Amy
License to kill.
Lunchbox
That was the morning.
Bobby Bones
Corny. Do you get help sell it if.
Lunchbox
You'Re just, like, going, she does think that Bones.
Bobby Bones
Amy, I'm gonna run a scenario by you. Tell me what you would have done in the same scenario. Okay.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You walk into the women's bathroom, and you go into a stall, and it looks like she's used the bathroom and she didn't flush it. You don't know who it is, but she used the bathroom and she didn't flush it. Now what do you do? Do you just turn around and walk away, or do you flush it for the person that's not. That's no longer there?
Amy
It's my only stall option.
Bobby Bones
No, there's a lot of options, actually. But do you flush it, or do you just leave it and walk on? No. This is so stupid. But there's a point. This is the stupidest argument ever.
Amy
I know. So I. If I need to use the restroom and there's other stall options, I walk in, I'm like. And I turn around, I walk out, and I go to another stall.
Bobby Bones
You have to look out for your other people. Okay? This is what happened.
Lunchbox
No way, dude. You walk away from the poop.
Bobby Bones
No, that's the point. You're looking. You're looking out for you looking out for anybody else who comes in later. So walked into the bathroom yesterday and Eddie's walk. Eddie, like, does a walk in, turn around, walk back out.
Lunchbox
And what did I tell you?
Bobby Bones
You were like, somebody destroyed that toilet.
Lunchbox
Don't go in there.
Bobby Bones
And I said, flush it. All you have to do is hit a button and flush it so somebody else after you can use it.
Lunchbox
And I said, I'm not getting near that thing. Did you look at it?
Bobby Bones
All you have to do is hold your nose and hit the button, and then you have made it better for somebody else.
Lunchbox
I think there was a reason why the person that did it got out of there so quick and didn't flush it.
Bobby Bones
Now the only. Well, somebody's gonna have to flush it. It's either going to be the next person in who needs to use it or a cleaning person. And that way, then it's sat in there for an hour, it smelled up the room, or it's made that toilet even more disgusting. Someone's got to clean. You have to look out for your other people.
Lunchbox
You understand? That lunchbox saw it. Mike D. Saw it.
Eddie
We all saw it. There was no way I was going near it. Here's my thing.
Bobby Bones
Going near it. It's not a nuclear bomb. How do I know?
Eddie
How do I know? It looked like it and the person that did it didn't even flush. And they ran out of that bathroom so fast. I don't know what happened. And I was like, you know what? That's not my mess. Because I'm scared that maybe the toilet is clogged. And if I flush it, here it comes.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Bobby Bones
I think you can run away fast enough.
Eddie
Not taking a chance.
Bobby Bones
I would just like to say this, and if you have any sort of, like, somber music, Ray, or where you can play under me as I. I have this emotional moment with our listeners here. I just like to say that if you ever come up on a toilet and that toilet is less than desirable, if you don't flush it, nobody will.
Lunchbox
That's correct.
Bobby Bones
And if you flush it, that toilet might be available for the next person. And aren't we in life always hoping somebody looks out for us? Yes or no? Do we hope somebody's looking out for us even if we don't know? Of course, yes. Yes. You can be that person looking out for somebody else. You look into a toilet, you see Undesirable. Make it a little more desirable for the next person. Don't be an Eddie. Don't be a lunchbox. Don't be a Mike D. Don't be an Amy in this situation right here. Ray, did you see it? Yeah, but honestly, what's wrong? All it takes is a. Use your knuckles.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Hit the button.
Lunchbox
No way, man.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what's wrong with everybody?
Eddie
No, there was. That was.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if it was all the way in the toilet. I think there was also some on the walls and stuff. That's a lie. You guys are making the story worse. Don't be a Ray. I'm gonna say this one time at one time only be a Bobby. Think of the next person who's coming in. Yeah, it might be a little gross for you, but think of the next person who's coming in. Thank you and good night. And that's the rest of the story. And that Showbiz baby.
Lunchbox
Did you flush it?
Bobby Bones
Wait, hold on. I really don't have the answer to this because I didn't have to go to that toilet. Oh, I had. I walked in only to wash my hands.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
And so I wanted to wash my hands. And I was like. Because Eddie, like, did a U turn in the bathroom. I was like, what's wrong? I ain't going in there. I'm like.
Lunchbox
But I gave you a warning, too. Hey, do an Eddie, warn your friends.
Eddie
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Give a heads up.
Eddie
Did you give it a look?
Bobby Bones
I didn't go. I didn't need to go to the bathroom.
Eddie
Let me tell you though, an hour later it got cleaned.
Bobby Bones
Nope. Somebody probably just flushed anyway. This is disgusting. Ray, get me out of here. Peter. Peter. There are a lot of reasons to like Hyundai. Or heck, like me, even love Hyundai. I have a Hyundai Santa Fe. It's amazing. The Bluetooth is the easiest to use of anything I've ever used. It's awesome. Hyundai is committed to supporting their American consumers. I mean, they've invested in the United States with factories like the new Meta plant over in Georgia. They've created 570,000 jobs with 100,000 more to come. And they just announced they will not be raising MSRP through June 2nd no matter what. Call 562-314-4603 for more details. American Military University is the number one provider of education to our military and veterans in the country. They offer something truly unique. Special rates and grants for the entire family making education affordable and not just for those who serve, but also for their loved ones. If you have a military or veteran family member and you're looking for affordable, high quality education, AMU is the place for you. Visit AMU Apus Edumilitary to learn more. That's AMU Apus Edumilitary. The days are getting warmer and the days are getting longer, which means summertime just around the corner. Have you refreshed your outdoor space yet to get it ready for the outdoor activities, the summer parties, the outdoor lounging, whatever you're doing outside. If you haven't, you should go check out Wayfair. Just take a minute, go look at it. Even if you feel like you may be ready, you should still check it out because Wayfair has anything and everything you need for summer. The best part? The prices are awesome. And if you're not sure what you need, a few ideas from Wayfair. Outdoor dining tables and sets. The big umbrellas to keep the sun off of you. Patio cushions. Planters. I've just got into the planters world. They are apparently important. The list goes on. I think you get the idea. I love Wayfair. Amy loves Wayfair. We're a big Wayfair show. Check them out yourself. Upgrade that backyard with some new pieces you like at prices you love. Shop a huge selection of outdoor furniture online this summer. Get outside with wayfair. Head to wayfair.com w a y f a I r wayfair.com wayfair Every style, every home. Bobby Bones here with exciting updates on the Top Shelf Country Cruise. The cruise is more amazing than ever. We not only have the best country music, but we have the best ports of call parties along the way. It's not just a cruise, it is a country music experience at sea. Let's talk about it. Country superstar Keith Urban will be performing live at the brand new Nassau Port Amphitheater. It doesn't end there. You'll enjoy nightly performances on board with other country stars like Lee Brice, Scotty McCreary, Parmalee, LeAnn Rimes and more. Plus, we'll be stopping at the bustling beach city of Key west and relaxing on the beautiful island of Bimini. We're setting sail February 27th to March 6th, 2026. That's next year. You don't want to miss it. All this brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the gold standard in Charter Cruises since 2001. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. These spots are filling up fast. This experience will be unforgettable. Topshelfcountrycruise.com your sleep is unique to you. That's why I recommend the Sleep Number Smart Bed, because these smart beds are made to adapt to whatever your changing needs are from day to day. Now, as someone who always feels hot while sleeping, that's me. I like it because I don't have to feel as hot because it works with your temperature. Sleep Number uses the science of your sleep to adjust and optimize your comfort. So if you need it firmer or cooler or warmer or softer, you can enjoy your best sleep because it's right for you. Stay asleep because it responds and adjusts to you all night. And the question a lot of people ask me is why choose a Sleep Number Smart Bed? It's so you can choose your ideal comfort on either side. The only bed that lets you make each side firmer or softer whenever you like. My Sleep number setting is 30 and now it's the Sleep Number Everything Smart Bed Sale Every Smart Bed and base are on sale during our Memorial Day event. Up to 50% off limited time. Exclusively at a Sleep Number store near you. See store or sleepnumber.com bones for details. I just want to read the temperature of the room. Top five movie stars in your opinion right now. So we all add like three and a half minutes to make the list. It's tough because you're like, oh, that's pretty easy. But with only a few minutes and no, Google. I give you my top five. At number five, Michael B. Jordan.
Eddie
Oh, good. How did I forget him?
Lunchbox
Forgot about him?
Amy
I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I have him at five. At four, Chris Pratt. Because he can do comedy and serious.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby Bones
Oh, at three, Denzel Washington.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You see him get into a fight with the Botox? Oh, yeah, at that. I don't know what that was. Awards ceremony or, like, a film festival.
Amy
He fights with carpet.
Bobby Bones
What was it?
Amy
Canes?
Bobby Bones
Red carpet?
Eddie
Canes, cans, cons, whatever.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the film festival. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Denzel at three, Tom Hanks at two.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And number one, Timothy Chalamet. He's my number one movie star right now, so. Okay, that's mine. Amy, you go.
Amy
All mine are way old. I can only think of Tom Hanks. Brad Pitt.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Brad Pitts. Oh, those are good, though. Those are still good because they're both.
Amy
I know. They're still really good. I know. But yours are all very current.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but there were no rules. But I think Meryl Streep's awesome, and she's legend. She's still relevant because she. She does, like, only murders in the building. Like. Okay, go ahead.
Amy
Okay. Leonardo DiCaprio.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh. Leonardo DiCaprio. How to forget that? He's probably number one. But who would you take off and then. Amy, who was number one, did you say?
Amy
Oh, I. I don't think this is number one. But Bradley Cooper, he's on my list. Well, I didn't know we were going in order.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I just typed it.
Amy
I just typed them up real quick.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. So we're about Buster.
Amy
Yeah, but no, no, no. I. I'm. I'm. I, I. Whoa. No, I sent mine to Mike D.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we believe you, DiCaprio. Perfect guess. I did not put. I still like Chalamet. But DiCaprio's the old Chalamet. He or Chalamet is the new DiCaprio, shall I say? Okay, Eddie. Five, four, three, two, one.
Lunchbox
Five. Tom Hanks.
Bobby Bones
Wow, you put him that low?
Lunchbox
Because you said current, so I'm gonna go number five, Tom Hanks. Number four, Margot Robbie.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty good. One.
Lunchbox
Big movie star.
Bobby Bones
We've heard of her.
Lunchbox
Number three, Ryan Gosling.
Bobby Bones
Good.
Amy
Oh, yeah, good one.
Lunchbox
This is where we get crazy, guys. I never thought I'd ever say this in my life. Number two, Zendaya.
Bobby Bones
Great one. That's a great guess.
Lunchbox
Huge movie star.
Bobby Bones
That's great. She's just a massive star. Yeah.
Lunchbox
And like you, number one, Timothy Chalamet.
Amy
Really? I gotta Google. What does he do?
Lunchbox
Everything.
Bobby Bones
Bob Dylan, Zoom or Zoom. Yeah, sorry, I watched him on Zoom. My bad. Yeah. Willy Wonka. Yeah. Knicks fan.
Lunchbox
Yes, all the time.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Number five, Tom Hanks. Number four, Chris Pratt.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow, look at us.
Eddie
Number three, the Rock.
Bobby Bones
Good one to rock.
Eddie
Number number two, Zendaya. And number one, Chalamet.
Bobby Bones
Hey. Wow, we got three. Chalamet. Wow. It's the three dudes is what's funny. Chalamet, though, is very likable for dudes to not get jealous of.
Lunchbox
Because he's skinny?
Bobby Bones
I was gonna say because he's a massive sports fan.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Because he's like relatable.
Eddie
Like he's not just some weirdo that you never see and you only see him in movies. Like he's out doing normal things and.
Bobby Bones
He'S not like proofreading.
Lunchbox
Too good for sports and he's a normal looking dude. Like he looks like us.
Bobby Bones
No, he's good looking.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, he's good looking.
Lunchbox
I don't see it. I don't see it.
Bobby Bones
Are you kidding me?
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. Do you see it?
Bobby Bones
He's dating Kendall Jenner.
Lunchbox
You think if he wasn't a movie star, he would date Kendall?
Bobby Bones
Nobody, if they didn't have something going on wouldn't date Kendall Jenner.
Amy
I don't think he's cute.
Bobby Bones
Whichever one. One of the generous. Kylie. Is it Kylie. Okay, Kylie Jenner. Whatever. But nobody would date them if they didn't have something going on. Okay, you think a random. No, my uncle the plumber is going to date Kylie Jenner? No, they gotta have something going on.
Lunchbox
But you got you look at Brad Pitt. It's a good looking dude.
Bobby Bones
Angelina Jolie.
Eddie
Right?
Lunchbox
You understand that Chalamet got lucky. Who's the other?
Bobby Bones
I don't want to fight for how good looking he is because I don't care. But I think he's. He's really attractive.
Lunchbox
Like, who's the funny guy from snl, Joe? Staten Island.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Pete Davidson.
Lunchbox
Like that. Like if he wasn't.
Bobby Bones
No, they're different. They're different. Pete Davidson is way funny and funny. You can be a little uglier. Okay. Hey, right here. Look at me, look at me, look at me. You can be a little uglier if you're funny. Okay, I. I bring it up. I wanted to see if anybody would put Tom Cruise in their top five.
Lunchbox
No chance.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, you would. I had him. Yeah, I had him as number three. Tom Cruise. I don't put him there anymore. I think he's aged out of it and he's gotten weird and. Yeah, I mean, he's aged out of the action star. Although he still does a good job at it. I thought the last Mission Impossible was awesome.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Top Gun too.
Bobby Bones
One coming out this Friday. Really?
Eddie
Yeah, they're all.
Bobby Bones
They're always good, but I don't think of them as really that anymore. But he says he wants to make movies into his hundreds.
Lunchbox
Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
But. But, you know, I just want to make solid bathrooms into my hundreds.
Lunchbox
I have to wear diapers.
Bobby Bones
That would be my goal.
Lunchbox
What are we saying, Clint Eastwood? I mean, he made movies. He's old, right?
Eddie
I don't think he's in his hundreds.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but he's like 90 something. I think he was making. Him directing. Him. Yeah.
Lunchbox
90S and. And acting in them.
Bobby Bones
94. Mike, who would you have put. This is Movie Mike from Movie Mike's movie podcast. Who. This is probably the real order. I base mine on who's still getting butts and seats right now. So at number five, I had the Rock Force, Zendaya. Three, Chalamet, two. Tom Cruise. One. Leo DiCaprio. I think Tom Cruise, like, saved the movie industry with Top Gun Maverick. Like, if that movie didn't come out, they wouldn't have made a lot of money that year. I'm not arguing with him because he's Movie Mike, but I've also never seen Top Gun Maverick.
Lunchbox
Oh, you need to watch that.
Bobby Bones
It's good at this point. Why?
Lunchbox
Because it's. It's good.
Amy
Just.
Lunchbox
It's not like it got old or anything. It's still a good movie.
Bobby Bones
It took me, like 25 years to watch the original Top Gun. I'm kind of holding true to this. I'm gonna wait till it's out. They do another one of those two. Not planned yet. He'd be. He seems like he'd be really difficult to work with, but you'd also like him at the same time. Meaning you like him because you feel like. Everybody says he treats them really well. Like buys him stuff in a suit. But he also makes you train really hard for movies. Yeah, they were all throwing up training for that movie. Like, he makes you be a method type actor. So who wins? Timothee Chalamet overall from this group Made. Almost. Did it make your list? He make your list? He didn't make my list. Morgan and Amy didn't pick Chalamet and the four dudes did.
Lunchbox
Weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I don't know. Y' all have him very top of Mind it seems I love him. Bobby's into him.
Bobby Bones
Wake up, wake up in the morning's.
Lunchbox
Riding his wig's next bid.
Bobby Bones
Now Bobby's on the mic, so you know it is. This is.
Lunchbox
This is the Bobby Bone store.
Bobby Bones
I was reading about Jeff Bezos's wedding, Man, it would be awesome to go to now. He's the guy that started Amazon. Him and Lauren Sanchez are going to be planning a $10 million wedding.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Now let's remove Unreal the cartoon. They shouldn't spend that kind of money. Just let it exist, everybody.
Lunchbox
They can do whatever they want.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, let it exist. Ah, that's a lot of money. They shouldn't do that, though. That's crazy.
Lunchbox
It's an open bar for sure, right?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if they do tickets at that one. I'm ticked.
Lunchbox
Two drinks.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. $10 million. He's worth 220 billion.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
So it'll be in Venice, Italy, at the end of June. The event will host about 200 guests, including Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, and Katy Perry, with accommodations costing $500,000 per night. Now, I'm assuming they're gonna pay for every single person to get there privately and pay for all their rooms. Oh, if you have $200 billion, that's got to be part of it. If it's a destination, that's got to be part of it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but what's the whole wedding total?
Bobby Bones
10 million.
Lunchbox
Okay. I mean, that's a lot of people to fly over.
Eddie
Yeah, that's a lot. And to pay for their rooms.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
But I would think with accommodations, they're saying 500, 000 per night. That's got to be all in.
Eddie
Oh, I seriously. Not per room.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. No, not half. No, no, no, no. You better leave with a suitcase full of450,000 a night if that's the case. No, no. $500,000 per night.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Bobby Bones
I'm assuming at the minimal just for them on whatever crazy boat, but I'm thinking that's for everybody. Like, they probably rent out a. You don't want to say hotel, but some kind of palace or something. I know rumors of performances by Lady Gaga and Elton John are out there. Although people are going, that's not true, but they don't really want it to be known. The couple aims to keep the celebration intimate. You don't spend 10 million on anything and want it to be intimate. But that would be a pretty cool wedding to go to, wouldn't it?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Amazing luxury accommodations. At the Amman Venice and the Gritty Palace. All in. So we found these two places. They're. They're going to spend for everybody $500,000 per night.
Lunchbox
Okay. So the.
Bobby Bones
I would love to get invited to this. I wonder what the invitation is.
Lunchbox
So if they have a gold bar.
Bobby Bones
And carved into the gold bar, it's like you're invited to the Bezos wedding.
Lunchbox
They have Gaga and Elton John. Like, there's no dj, Right? Like, that's just the music.
Bobby Bones
I bet you there's a dj. I bet you there's a band. I bet you they come up and play.
Lunchbox
Oh my gosh. It's amazing.
Bobby Bones
It's from Brides magazine. I don't know what that is, but that would be a really cool wedding to go to.
Lunchbox
Star power. Could you imagine people there?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And then it's probably the tier system of how close am I sitting?
Lunchbox
Good point.
Bobby Bones
If that's gonna happen, like, I want to sit in the front. Which side? And everybody, like all the famous people would be on Bezos's side. So they probably won't do the side thing.
Lunchbox
Right. Just look at his little people on his way.
Bobby Bones
Lauren Sanchez.
Amy
No, she went to space with a bunch of famous people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You know who she went to space with? Jeff Bezos's people.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
You know, paid for that? Jeff Bezos.
Amy
I know, but do you think that all of her fellow space women are invited because they shared that moment together?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Katy Perry is. So she was in space.
Eddie
Where does she. Where does Lauren Sanchez come from? I get. Was she just like a news anchor?
Bobby Bones
Great question. I don't want to say just a news anchor, but she was in media.
Eddie
And that's how they met. Like he. She interviewed Bezos.
Bobby Bones
Lauren. Wendy Sanchez is an Emmy winning journalist, licensed pilot and founder of Black Ops Aviation. Wow. The first female owned aerial film production company. Now, I don't know if she did this after she got with Bezos or not, because it's a little lighter if she did this after she had 220 billion at her disposal. But yeah, I mean, I think she definitely had created her own path at least a bit. They were introduced back in 2016 at a release party for Manchester by the Sea. Both were still married to their former spouses at the time. Sanchez's ex husband, in fact, was reported to want to introduce her to Bezos with the idea the two might work together. Oh, boy, did they.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Eddie
Oh, it worked.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it worked too well.
Eddie
And Manchester by the Sea. That's a movie.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a Saturday. Yeah, but that's Casey Affleck. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I don't recommend that to people. But it was awesome.
Eddie
It was really good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like, it was a good movie, but then you're just like, oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Well, dad. And I don't want people to get mad at me because they feel terrible after they watch a movie.
Amy
Oh, my. Guess what, guys.
Bobby Bones
What, Eddie, tell us.
Lunchbox
What?
Eddie
Wait for it.
Bobby Bones
Wait for it. I just.
Amy
I think she is dyslexic.
Lunchbox
Okay. That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
Dyslexic people can marry rich people, too.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
Eddie, there's hope for us.
Lunchbox
We're gonna marry rich people.
Bobby Bones
She was diagnosed with dyslexia after a community college teacher helped her.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because it's tough to live with dyslexia.
Amy
She, too, navigated her. Yeah. Her education, not knowing that she had it. That's what. That's what Eddie and I had to do.
Lunchbox
We do. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Not only got one eye, and I'm colorblind. Okay, well, the happy couple. I hope they make it.
Lunchbox
Did you get invited?
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Okay, just checking. Just checking.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
You never know. Bobby knows a lot of people.
Lunchbox
He does.
Bobby Bones
I only know people who know people.
Lunchbox
Do you know anyone that's been invited?
Bobby Bones
I would need to see more of the list. I know Katy Perry. She's terrible, but I know her.
Lunchbox
You don't like what? You don't talk to her either?
Bobby Bones
I'd rather take a shovel to my foot.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. All right. All right. Thank you. Good luck to the young kids on their marriage. Ah, yes, Bones, we talked about Jeff Bezos wedding a minute ago. Listen, on the podcast, if you missed it, $10 million for the whole wedding. But this has nothing to do with that. Except she is wanting to get her makeup done for her wedding, and the woman said it was $125,000 to get her makeup done for the day. This. This is insane. I want to play this. This is from TikTok. Go ahead.
Amy
My friend reached out to a well known makeup artist just to see, like.
Bobby Bones
What the pricing would be. So her typical day rate is $25,000 starting out. It gets worse. Glam. For the wedding day. 50. $50,000 right off the rip. We're spending $125,000 and we haven't even gone to, like, travel accommodations or anything. That seems very excessive.
Lunchbox
You just give it a shot. Right? Because, like, give what a shot? Just a high price like that. If you're a makeup artist.
Bobby Bones
I think not just a makeup artist. I think this is a influencer. Like a famous or. It doesn't matter, though. $125,000.
Lunchbox
A lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Are you gonna do everybody's makeup in the audience is an audience at a wedding. I guess that tells you about my wedding. I felt like everybody was an audience. Yes. Amy, what's a makeup person go for?
Amy
Oh, I mean, it can vary depending on, like, their skill level, what they're used to doing. But I've gotten quotes anywhere from a hundred to one hundred fifty to fifteen hundred dollars.
Bobby Bones
It just a day or an hour.
Amy
I guess the 1500 would be probably more like, they are maybe do your makeup and then follow you around for whatever you need that done that day. Like that. I. I mean, I haven't personally paid that. I guess I've just gotten quotes for that, like, for different work events and stuff. But I was trying to help my friend find a makeup artist for her kid for prom, like, about a month ago, and everyone I sent her, she was like, oh, they're too expensive. I'm like, sorry, because our people are kind of in the business, I guess. I told my daughter, you need to get in the makeup business because you. She does really good makeup. And I'm like, you could start charging.
Bobby Bones
People a lot of money under $25,000, I guess.
Amy
That's. I've never heard of that, ever.
Bobby Bones
I'm interested.
Lunchbox
But again, again, when you're getting married, like, sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. No way, dude.
Amy
Eddie, that's full.
Bobby Bones
Weddings aren't, like, half that.
Amy
Yes. No. That's insane.
Lunchbox
But say you give people 10 people that price. One might buy.
Bobby Bones
Zero. We're gonna buy, and you're gonna have no work. Morgan, anything you want to add to this? Oh, yeah. No.
Eddie
The most I've ever paid to have.
Bobby Bones
My hair and makeup done at a wedding is $150.
Amy
I would say that's probably the most common amount.
Bobby Bones
Now, that's not for people traveling, but it's not like traveling is 124. 900.
Amy
No, maybe like 200 more.
Bobby Bones
And what happened to you, like, doing your own makeup? Oh, and I do my own makeup. Not you too. I'm not talking about you. No, no. I'm just saying instead of paying $120,000, I would do a YouTube tutorial.
Amy
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, followed the tips.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Just do it myself.
Amy
Tick tock. Tips.
Bobby Bones
Woman's forced to take off all of her makeup after she failed an airport facial recognition scan.
Lunchbox
Oh, dang.
Eddie
Oh, she must have a lot of makeup.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she was forced to take off her heavy makeup after the facial recognition scanners at the airport failed to confirm her identity. A short clip showing a young woman using wet wipes to clean her face off while being scolded by airport staff went viral on social media. According to the boarding pass shown in the video next to the woman's id, the video was shot in September of last year. During the short clip, the woman holding the camera scolds the young girl, saying, you need to wipe all the makeup off. You look nothing like your picture. Wipe everything off until you look like your passport photo. Whoa. It's unclear whether the person eventually passed the airport's facial recognition scan from Oddity Central. That's a lot. That's almost like movie makeup when you're doing a monster for the facial recognition not to recognize you. Like, that's a. And why are you doing your makeup so big on an airplane? Like, you're gonna land and, what, walk into a movie set?
Amy
Maybe be a zombie?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's crazy, too. Okay. Bobby Bone show bonehead story of the day.
Eddie
This story comes to us from Charlotte, North Carolina. Two guys are working at Popeye's Chicken when one burns the biscuit, and the manager says, why are you burning the biscuits? He goes goes, I didn't burn him. You want to go outside and fight? So they go outside to fight, and the manager pulls out a gun and pop, pop. Shot him twice.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Lunchbox
Manager.
Bobby Bones
He didn't die?
Eddie
No, he didn't die. Did not die.
Bobby Bones
How burnt were the biscuits?
Lunchbox
Good question.
Eddie
Doesn't say how burnt. But he got shot in the groin.
Amy
Oh, word for the groin.
Bobby Bones
They probably already had some sort of dispute.
Lunchbox
Yeah, not just the biscuits.
Bobby Bones
I would assume there was a little beef prior to the biscuits. You shouldn't do this.
Eddie
Yeah, the two allegedly had conflicts in.
Amy
The past, but you think you've made it to the manager position? You make relatively good choices, or does.
Bobby Bones
Everybody else just make really bad choices?
Eddie
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
All right. A voicemail from last night. Hey, show.
Eddie
I was just listening to the ketchup.
Bobby Bones
The tasting thing that Amy's doing. That's a good bit. It brings me back to the old show. What does that even mean, the old show?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
We were stupid. Hey, by the way, I didn't understand how big of a deal it was to pick organic Heinz. I didn't go pick the ketchup. I just saw Heinz. And so we played the game. People were like, man, she nailed it. And it was organic.
Amy
Yeah. That's why it was still a tad bit unfamiliar. Like, I was like, this tastes right, but the aftertaste is weird. And that's exactly what's up with their organic. It's not the same, but I'm just glad I could still identify it.
Bobby Bones
You can watch the entire video on our YouTube channel. Just go search for Bobby Boneshow. And if you don't mind, subscribe. Here's Randall in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Dear Amy, don't say Roll Tide. If you don't know who Nick Saban is. That's just embarrassing.
Lunchbox
Roll.
Bobby Bones
Tie. Roll. That's awesome.
Amy
Whoa. I know exactly who Nick Saban is. I just didn't recognize him next to Bobby in a hat in the sun, looking a little different than I'd seen him before. But, I mean, I know exactly, like, his name. I know, I know.
Bobby Bones
Randall. No, you can't say Roll Tide. You're not Alabama fan. You're not Alabama fan.
Amy
But it's in my blood.
Bobby Bones
It's not. You've never once. You've never once claimed Alabama. You've only ever claimed Texas A and.
Amy
M. Yeah, but I'm just like, if I hadn't gone to A and M, maybe I would have gone to Alabama, because that's where it's the only other family ties I have.
Eddie
Well, then I'll say Roll Tide, because if I wouldn't have gone to utsa, maybe I'd have gone to Alabama.
Bobby Bones
I might have gone to Paris, France. I don't know exactly. Give me number three.
Lunchbox
Send it to the mailbag.
Bobby Bones
Okay, listen, I want to send something.
Lunchbox
Into the mail bag, but what is.
Bobby Bones
The email that I'm supposed to email?
Lunchbox
You guys haven't said it in a.
Bobby Bones
Really long time, and I can't remember what it is. Thank you, Morgan. Mailbagbones.com There you go.
Lunchbox
I haven't heard that in a while.
Bobby Bones
True. We used to all the time. And then Mike couldn't keep up with the emails. It's that came out like that. So, yeah, mailbagbbybones.com that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. American Military University is the number one provider of education to our military and veterans in the country. They offer something truly unique. Special rates and grants for the entire family, making education affordable and not just for those who serve, but also for their loved ones. If you have a military or veteran family member and you're looking for affordable, high quality education, AMU is the place for you. Visit AMU Apus Edumilitary to learn more. That's AMU Apus Edumilitary.
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Episode Summary: The Bobby Bones Show - "WEDS PT 1: Can We Eat A Steak Cooked In The Dishwasher? + Why Lunchbox Might Get Divorced + Bobby Questions If He Really Knows Eddie"
Release Date: May 21, 2025
1. Cooking a Steak in the Dishwasher ([03:27] - [40:20])
The episode dives into a quirky experiment inspired by a viral TikTok challenge: cooking a steak inside a dishwasher. Bobby Bones and his co-host, Lunchbox, decide to test this unconventional cooking method using a 1.37-pound boneless New York strip steak sourced from Sam Hunt's brother, Ben Hunt’s ranch.
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2. Relationship Advice: "Accidentally a Fiance" ([07:37] - [10:19])
A listener named "Accidentally a Fiance" reaches out with a dilemma: she accepted a spontaneous proposal but now questions whether the engagement was genuine or influenced by the moment.
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3. Eddie's Anniversary Story ([10:19] - [15:38])
Eddie shares his experience of forgetting his 10-year anniversary by choosing to play golf instead of celebrating with his wife, leading to tension in their marriage.
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4. "Tell Me Something Good" Segments ([15:38] - [43:24])
Bobby and Lunchbox share uplifting stories submitted by listeners, showcasing positive community impacts and personal achievements.
A. Ricky Gibson's Philanthropy ([16:28] - [17:07]):
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B. Tom Manikowski's Achievement ([43:24] - [45:17]):
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5. Classic Slogan Game ([17:07] - [19:48])
A fun interactive segment where Bobby challenges Lunchbox and Eddie to identify brands based on their classic slogans.
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6. Top Movie Stars Discussion ([54:35] - [61:17])
The hosts debate their current favorite movie stars, highlighting both contemporary and classic actors.
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7. Jeff Bezos's $10 Million Wedding ([61:26] - [65:40])
The hosts discuss the extravagant wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, highlighting the staggering costs and high-profile guest list.
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8. Makeup Artist Pricing ([67:37] - [69:37])
A listener shares an outrageous quote for makeup services, sparking a discussion on reasonable pricing versus influencer-driven costs.
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9. Bonehead Story: Popeye's Manager Shooting ([71:18] - [73:03])
A listener recounts a disturbing incident at a Popeye's restaurant where a manager shot an employee over burnt biscuits.
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10. "Morning Corny" and Other Fun Segments ([45:31] - [49:57])
Includes humorous jokes and a moral lesson about courtesy in shared spaces.
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Conclusion
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, heartfelt advice, engaging experiments, and interactive segments to create a dynamic and entertaining listening experience. From the unconventional dishwasher steak experiment to insightful relationship advice and entertaining game segments, Bobby and his co-hosts ensure that listeners are both amused and informed. The blend of positive stories, memorable quotes, and lively discussions makes this episode a standout, offering something for every type of listener.