WEDS PT 1:  Did Lunchbox CHEAT In The Testosterone Competition?  + Drama In Bobby Bones Show DMs

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – April 22, 2026

Episode Title: WEDS PT 1: Did Lunchbox CHEAT In The Testosterone Competition? + Drama In Bobby Bones Show DMs

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Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show centers around two major themes:

• The anticipation and drama surrounding the delayed testosterone test results between Lunchbox and Eddie, with a side of accusations about Lunchbox possibly cheating.
• An unexpected twist involving Jeremy Piven's interactions with the show and Amy's DMs, leading to a mix of awkwardness and excitement in the studio.

The episode is a quintessential mix of funny debates, personal stories, goofy games, and memorable listener interactions that give the Bobby Bones Show its characteristic lighthearted and relatable tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Unbelievable Story: Voices Lead to Brain Tumor Detection

• Bobby shares a wild news story: a woman hears unfamiliar voices warning her of a brain tumor. She gets checked, and it turns out to be true.
  • [03:42–05:26] "Her story is the voice... gave her some data... Then once she came out of anesthesia, the voice said, ‘Glad we could do this together.’ Sounds like the voice sold her a car or something." (Bobby, 05:06)
• The crew debates inner monologues, mental health, and the fine line between intuition and madness.
• Amy wonders if the hosts would believe her if she had a similar experience.
  • [05:31] "So if I came in and told y'all that, would you believe me?" (Amy)
  • "No, but I wouldn't have believed her either. But it still worked." (Bobby, 05:31)

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2. Crawfish Ice Cream and Drone Delivery Woes

• Bobby describes the bizarre regional Texas treat, crawfish ice cream, sparking general disgust.
  • [06:39–07:16] "Every January, as crawfish season begins... customers flood to Red Circle ice cream for its signature flavor, crawfish ice cream... It just looks weird. Those two things don't seemingly match the flavor palette." (Bobby, 06:43)
• Discussion turns to Amazon drone deliveries:
  • Packages are being dropped from 10 feet, resulting in damaged goods and viral videos.
  • The team speculates about theft prevention and whether a drone could land safely.
  • [08:38–09:10] "If I'm guessing, it's because people are idiots and any drone on the ground is probably going to be grabbed by somebody." (Bobby, 08:49)

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3. Listener Dilemma: Take Concert Tickets or Cash Out?

Situation: A listener can choose between a year of free concert tickets or an $8,000 cash buyout to clear credit card debt.

• Amy votes for financial responsibility.
  • [10:20] "Oh, I'm take the money and get out of debt... You'll feel better when you get out of debt and then you can go enjoy music." (Amy)
• Lunchbox and Eddie push "YOLO" and living in the moment.
  • [11:08] "YOLO, go to the shows, live your life, worry about debt later. You're always going to have debt." (Lunchbox)
• Bobby offers a nuanced, reward-yourself approach.
  • [12:10] "Take the cash buyout, pay off your debt, then go to a couple concerts you really want. Reward yourself." (Bobby)

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4. Testosterone Competition: Did Lunchbox Cheat?

The highly anticipated testosterone test results are delayed, leading to speculation, jokes, and accusations.

• Lunchbox claims victory before the results are even in.
  • [12:54] "I already knew I won, so I wasn't worried about it." (Lunchbox)
• Eddie and Amy grill Lunchbox about whether he took anything to boost his numbers (like Cialis).
  • Lunchbox indignantly denies cheating but refuses to play along with their grilling.
  • [16:06] "Did you take Cialis?" (Bobby)
  • "I told you... We're not playing this. Did you pass? Did you..." (Lunchbox)
• Bobby and Amy clarify that taking Cialis could actually skew results either way.
  • [16:39] "It could go either way. So he shouldn't take it, because it could also go down." (Amy)
• Test results remain pending; Bobby promises to go live as soon as they arrive.

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5. Jeremy Piven Drama: Unwanted DMs and Studio Guest?

• Jeremy Piven likes Bobby's Instagram and DMs the show account after listeners flood his DMs about an earlier show segment where Amy shared he hit her up for coffee.
• The crew jokes about social media, privacy, and what counts as "final edit" on a video.
  • Amy is mortified that listeners might've reached out on her behalf and wishes her "one video a year" privilege could've blocked the promo.
  • [24:53] “Remember that drama where Amy wanted final cut? He was like, ‘No video can go up until I see it.’” (Bobby)
• Morgan reveals Piven’s message: “Love you guys. Show’s coming up soon if you’re up for a visit.”
• Lunchbox excitedly campaigns to get him in the studio, Amy cringes at the attention.
  • [25:51] "Put him on the couch!" (Lunchbox)

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6. Listener Voicemails: Lottery Luck, Parenting, and Daniel vs. Lunchbox

• Listeners discuss:
  • A family member who won the lottery after “giving up” (but still buying tickets).
    • Lunchbox argues you have to buy tickets to win, no matter your attitude.
    • [17:42] "Once he stopped trying, he won. No, no, he was still trying because he was still buying tickets." (Lunchbox)
  • Praise for Eddie as a responsible dad.
    • [18:30] "Eddie, you are such a good dad." (Listener Voicemail)
    • The crew debates parenting choices.
  • Ongoing Daniel/Lunchbox saga: listeners tease that “Daniel” is an upgrade to the show; Lunchbox is annoyed.
    • [45:06] "The old guy that used to be part of the show was really negative… I love this new guy Daniel." (Listener Voicemail)
    • [45:06] "No, he's not. Guys, we gotta stop. This is getting stupid and old and dumb." (Lunchbox)

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7. Moral Dilemma: Who Gets the Seat?

Amy presents a classic ethical scenario: On a full bus/train, who do you offer your seat to? Choices:

1. Old man with a cane
2. Very pregnant woman
3. Man with a broken leg/crutches
4. Woman carrying a 1-year-old

• Eddie: Woman carrying a one-year-old ("That's just hard, man.")
• Bobby & Lunchbox: “Old man with a cane—give the respect the elder needs.” Lunchbox takes it further: "Pregnant lady... You made a decision to have a baby." (Lunchbox, 32:19)
• Amy dodges by saying “whoever’s closest,” jokingly criticized for not picking.
  Funny, passionately-debated segment with everyone ranking their choices.

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8. ’80s Movie Quote Game

Ray hosts a movie quote challenge. Notable quotes/games:

• “I am your father.” (Star Wars)
• “Surely you can’t be serious. – I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” (Airplane)
• “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
• Eddie wins; Amy misses Christmas Story joke (“Oh, fudge. Only I didn’t say fudge”).

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9. Where Are They Now? One Hit Wonders

A mini-Bobby Cast segment recaps surprising facts about famous one-hit wonders with Chumbawamba as the featured story.

• "Tubthumping" was a tongue-in-cheek prank on the pop system by an anarchist group.
  • [49:09] "They were never trying to be a pop band. That song was basically a prank on the music system." (Bobby)
• Blind Melon’s "No Rain" and the tragic fates of other artists like Janis Joplin, Otis Redding, and Selena are discussed.
  • [55:23] "That's crazy that they—all those people died before—well not Shannon Hoon, but sure—Janis Joplin, Selena, and Otis Redding died before their massive songs..."

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10. Testosterone & Health: Fear of Finding Out

• A listener asks about PSA tests vs. testosterone tests.
• Eddie shares anxieties about accidental health discoveries ("FOFO," fear of finding out).
  • [58:12] "Knowledge is power. Early detection is everything." (Amy)
  • [58:43] “But that's a great thing because they found it!” (Bobby, about early detection)

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11. Bonehead Story of the Day

• Lunchbox recounts a man denied at a bar for a declined card, who then fires a gun at the building. No injuries.
  • [60:03] “He goes out to his car, ... pulls out the gun. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Just fire shots into the bar because they denied his credit card.” (Lunchbox)

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12. Salsa Mailing Drama

• Eddie gets called out again for failing to send a promised jar of salsa to a listener.
• Amy critiques his last batch (it tasted like brisket).
  • [61:04] "It tastes like meat. No, salsa should taste like meat." (Bobby)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “YOLO, go to the show, worry about the debt later.” – Lunchbox, [11:08]
• “He doesn’t want any Daniel mentions. What does Daniel want?” – Bobby, [45:29]
• "That's not how you act when you're telling the truth, you just say, yeah, I'm telling the truth." – Amy, [15:33]
• “We’re not playing this. Did you promise? ... I'm not your child.” – Lunchbox, [15:47]
• “If I came in and told y’all that [about the voices], would you believe me?” – Amy, [05:31]
• “Old man with a cane—give the respect the elder needs, give him a seat.” – Lunchbox, [31:53]
• “That song was basically a prank on the music system.” – Bobby (about Chumbawamba), [49:09]

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |---------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:42–05:26 | Voices & Brain Tumor Story | | 06:39–08:38 | Crawfish Ice Cream & Amazon Drone Delivery | | 10:20–12:28 | Concert Tickets vs. Paying Off Debt | | 12:51–16:47 | Testosterone Results Drama & Cheating Debate | | 23:22–27:36 | Jeremy Piven, DMs, and Show Guest Possibility | | 29:38–33:17 | The Bus/Train Moral Dilemma | | 34:18–39:53 | '80s Movie Quote Challenge | | 47:34–52:41 | One Hit Wonders/Chumbawamba Segment | | 56:36–59:00 | Testosterone/PSA/Fear of Finding Out (FOFO) | | 60:03–60:26 | Bonehead Story of the Day (Gun at the Bar) | | 61:04–61:50 | Salsa Mailing Drama |

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Tone

The episode remains fast-paced, lighthearted, and self-deprecating, with loads of friendly teasing, playful debates, and relatable banter. The dynamic between Lunchbox’s brash confidence, Amy’s diplomatic pragmatism, Eddie’s dad humor, and Bobby’s common-sense moderation drives the flow.

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Summary

This episode showcases The Bobby Bones Show at its best: hilarious group dynamics, authentic listener engagement, and a mix of wacky and surprisingly heartwarming stories. Whether it’s speculating about health tests, poking fun at social media drama, sharing advice on money and morals, or hosting games with heavy nostalgia, the crew keeps things unpredictable and engaging. And of course, the testosterone results will have to wait for another day—building suspense (and more material) for tomorrow’s show!

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For more details, listen to key segments at the above timestamps.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show, Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

This woman heard voices inside of her head. Not just her thoughts, but she said that she was having an episode. She heard voices. The voices said, you have a brain tumor. She went in to get checked. She had a brain tumor.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

A woman in her 40s heard a calm, unfamiliar voice while reading one day. The voice introduced itself. The voice then offered to help and provided three verifiable facts that she could check to prove that it was legit. So, obviously, if you go in to your therapist, your psychiatrist, and you go, I'm hearing voices. It gave me these three things. It sounds nuts, right?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. It doesn't mean it is, but it sounds nuts. Her psychiatrist offered. It ordered a CT scan, even though people were like, I don't know. This feels crazy. And it confirmed the voices were right. She had a tumor growing between the two hemispheres of her brain. Surgeons removed it, and as she came out of anesthesia, the voices said, hey, thanks. Glad we could help. Goodbye. And she's not heard from them since that signed out.

[Amy]

Crazy town.

[Bobby Bones]

They left the room.

[Eddie]

What on earth?

[Amy]

So now it's okay. Voices, Voice, like.

[Bobby Bones]

And you said that calm, unfamiliar voice.

[Amy]

Okay. And it introduced. It's like, how did. What did.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like, hi.

[Amy]

You need details.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I don't know. I didn't hear the voice.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby wasn't there.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know, but I think she would be like, I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

Her story is the voice. When it Came. It was super sincere. It introduced itself. It said, here's the thing. It gave her some data. It was super nice. And then she was like, I gotta go get it checked. So she did. And then once she came out of anesthesia, the voice said, I glad we could do this together. Sounds like the boy sold her a car or something. Hey, good to see you.

[Eddie]

I'm out.

[Amy]

We'll see you next time. Yeah. So if I came in and told y' all that, would you believe me?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I wouldn't have believed her either. No, but it still worked. And so you look and you go, huh? But no, on the surface, no. I don't believe anybody saying this.

[Eddie]

I wonder if the brain actually just created a voice itself. It was all on its inner head, right? So, like, I wonder. The voice. The brain did all that.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Like, I don't have an answer for it. The fact that it was a different voice than the one you normally think in. Like your inner. Yeah, your inner monologue. Do you have one of those?

[Amy]

I have one, and I don't really know how it sounds, though.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't sound like your own voice? When I think it sounds like my

[Amy]

own voice talking to me, it sort of does.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Mine sounds like me.

[Amy]

It's. It's going right now.

[Bobby Bones]

What's it saying? Stop talking.

[Eddie]

Stop talking.

[Amy]

Kind of talks all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty crazy story, huh?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Her life is saved now.

[Amy]

Because I know. I'm trying to tell myself right now to tell me if anything's wrong, but

[Bobby Bones]

if it has to come from a different voice. This wasn't her inner monologue. Different voice altogether.

[Lunchbox]

Right now,

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's in her monologue is not doing impressions. It's Adam Sandler. There is crawfish ice cream.

[Eddie]

Oh, no way.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

No chance.

[Lunchbox]

No chance.

[Bobby Bones]

This from cbc. Every January, as crawfish season begins in Texas, South Texas, Houston, customers flood to Red Circle ice Cream, asking for its signature flavor, crawfish ice cream. So many people like it. And what's funny is when they sell it, it's in the pint, and they put a big crawfish on top of it as well. That's. So it's flavored and they put a crawfish on it. So first it was just kind of playful, but people love it. I haven't tried it. Hard for me to hate it if I haven't tried it. It looks weird. Those two things don't seemingly match the flavor palette.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you like crawfish in general?

[Amy]

Think I can't tell you, the last time I had it, maybe college. A crawfish boil.

[Bobby Bones]

It's been a while for me, too.

[Eddie]

Those were fun.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just a lot of work. I don't like the work. I don't.

[Amy]

I didn't do the work.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

To take the tail off and all that.

[Bobby Bones]

Not to go catch them or fight them. Yeah.

[Eddie]

As soon as they eat them.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, I thought you meant to, like, put out the paper on the table and then dump the potatoes in corn and crawfish.

[Bobby Bones]

No, to eat them. It's way messy and it's a lot of work.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's. It's novel, but not enough meat for me. So, delivery drones. Anybody live where Amazon's doing them yet? No. They have random parts of random cities. So not even full cities, but random parts of random towns. And so the service is going viral. So people are ordering stuff from Amazon. The drones are flying them, but they can't fly them and lay them on the ground. They have to drop everything from 10ft up. So anything you order has to be dropped from basically the rim of a basketball hoop.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that seems breaking things.

[Bobby Bones]

So reports and video show the drones dropping packages from around 10ft in the air because they're not gently placing them on the ground. And there's a lot of damaged items. And obviously people who are frustrated. So what they're going to have to do now is kind of reverse engineer this and make the packages now a little more bubbly and safe.

[Eddie]

Why can't the drone go all the way down?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I don't know the reason.

[Eddie]

Like, set it down gently.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, maybe because people could grab them.

[Amy]

Or it can only drop off, like, clothes or books, anything.

[Eddie]

No glasses, no silver.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think the. If I'm guessing it's because people are idiots and any drone on the ground is probably going to be grabbed by somebody. You buy a three night 3.99, you know, box of breakfast bars, and you keep a 200 drone because you grab it.

[Eddie]

Probably.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Amy]

But just. Just be respectful.

[Eddie]

But you can't hear, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Say that to the world. Just be respectful.

[Amy]

Say that to America.

[Bobby Bones]

Be respectful.

[Amy]

Well, I'm trying to be respectful.

[Eddie]

Like, if my kids saw a drone in the front yard, they would probably try to get it.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Honestly, of course people would be going viral, like baseball batting them on their way back up.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

What's that called? Like, that's vandalism.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yes.

[Amy]

People don't want to be charged with vandalism.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but there's still enough of it, though, that it affects stuff, especially a business. Anyway, if you guys are able to order that, let us know, okay? Hello, Bobby Bones. I won a year of free concert tickets or the cash buyout option. Around $8,000. I do have some credit card debt. Nothing overwhelming, but enough that that money would pretty much wipe out the debt. What do I do? Have an unforgettable year of concerts and experiences or take the money, be responsible, and get out of debt. What would you do? Sign front row. Problem. I'll go to you first.

[Amy]

Oh, I'm take the money and get out of debt. Because, I mean, you also, you're. I don't know how you're going to go to all these concerts.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

You got dead to get out of. You got to go to work.

[Eddie]

They're free.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not during work, though. The concerts aren't during the day.

[Amy]

I don't know what they're job is. Yeah, I don't know when they work, how they work. And then are you. Are they all in your town? Are you or some of them. You have to travel. I don't know how.

[Bobby Bones]

I would assume it's concerts for your work. Again, I don't know either, but I assume it's any concert in your area. Okay, so you say take the money.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I'm not that. I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoy some live music, but I just feel like you'll feel better when you get out of debt and then you can go enjoy music. I put some music on at home, dance around in the kitchen, you'll be fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Does anybody recommend her to YOLO and go to the shows?

[Eddie]

I do.

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Lunchbox]

I say yolo, go to the shows, live your life, worry about debt later. You're always going to have debt. Oh, and really, I mean, if you want to think.

[Bobby Bones]

Always going to have debt.

[Lunchbox]

Most people are.

[Eddie]

And isn't that what debt is? Worrying about it later?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, worry about it later. Like live.

[Bobby Bones]

Definition of debt.

[Lunchbox]

Like live in the now, worry about the later.

[Bobby Bones]

Later.

[Lunchbox]

But also, if you want to be a business person, you accept the tickets and a couple of concerts you don't want to go to, sell them to

[Amy]

your friends who you can do that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I don't know. Paper tickets. I don't know. Fair.

[Lunchbox]

Right. But I'm saying yolo, go to the show, worry about the debt later.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't think everything in life has to be black or White, I do believe more than anything in nuance. I think what I would do if I were you, I would take the cash buyout, and then I would pay off whatever, and then I would just go to a couple of the concerts that I really wanted to go to. So I would give myself the treat of going to two or three concerts I really wanted to go to and pay for it with credit card or money, whatever. But you've already paid off your credit card. And so you've gone from having, let's say, $8,000 in debt to having, like, $800 in debt at the end of the year because you went to a couple shows. So reward yourself. You get to go to a few shows. You don't want to go to all the concerts anyway. Like, you get to go to every show in town. Michael Buble may come through. You don't even like Michael Buble. I do, but you don't, so. And if you won, you're gonna force yourself to go to all these shows, right?

[Eddie]

You're gonna be at an Olivia Rodrigo show here.

[Bobby Bones]

I like Olivia Rodrigo. She's good. I say take the money, pay off the credit card, but allow yourself to go to a few concerts and really do it up this year. That's my advice. All right. Thank you for the email. That's it. And close it up. Okay, you guys ready? It's now time to reveal who has more testosterone.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm. Let's go.

[Eddie]

You weren't ready, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I already knew I won,

[Bobby Bones]

so I wasn't worried about it yesterday. You guys had your blood drawn? Yeah, we had a paramedic come in. Name's Chad. Chad took it back to the lab. It's not ready yet.

[Eddie]

It's not ready yet.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the holdup? Too much tea.

[Lunchbox]

We broke the machine.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't compute.

[Eddie]

The machine's like, too much tea.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there. Hey, question. Is there any way during the show in the next hour and a half or so it's done, or is it just completely out till tomorrow? Maybe. So do. Can we just say tbd?

[Amy]

TBD on the T right now?

[Bobby Bones]

We had it scheduled.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Oh, man.

[Eddie]

But there's no problem, though, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, all I know is they don't have. Well, they've said that they do not have the results. It could be they only have one of you guys results. It could be. They don't have either. It could be some.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I. I heard Eddie's wasn't registering. It was so low.

[Bobby Bones]

They can't find the Testosterone.

[Lunchbox]

This has to be a problem.

[Amy]

The FBI needs to get him.

[Bobby Bones]

So as of right now. Oh, no, we do not have your testosterone results.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If at any time over the next hour and a half or so it comes in my ear that they're going to deliver the results, we will go live to the results.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, live to Chad, where you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll go. While Chad will be in here.

[Lunchbox]

Are y' all feeling like my libido is high today.

[Bobby Bones]

But you woke up. Libido. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, too bad. I gotta go to work.

[Amy]

Weird.

[Eddie]

And you still came to work. Don't do that.

[Lunchbox]

I have to, man.

[Amy]

Let's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys think about it when you woke up this morning? Yes. The test?

[Eddie]

Yes. But weirdly, I woke up with so much energy today.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And I didn't yesterday when I actually took the test. So I don't know, dude. I'm just worried. Before all this, I'm worried more about them coming back and being like, hey, you need to go to the doctor. Like, there's something serious wrong with you.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree that that is something to consider. However, if that happened, the fact that they came in would be a positive thing because it would lead you to whatever needs to get fixed fast.

[Eddie]

I understand.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. It wouldn't be a positive thing that's happening to you, but that means it's happening already. And you wouldn't have known about it, though, unless we did this segment. Right?

[Eddie]

I think even if I did it off air and I went to the doctor's office, I'd be nervous anyway, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

But you didn't do it out there because you weren't going to do it. You weren't going to get your blood taken.

[Eddie]

Never. I didn't even think about doing that.

[Lunchbox]

Ah, man, I felt, man, when I woke up this morning, I was picking things up and they were a lot lighter. I was like, man, that testosterone. I was like, dang, it's just pumping.

[Eddie]

You're over planning lunchbox. Like, you're good, dude.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you take Calis yesterday when you gave blood?

[Lunchbox]

Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't need to.

[Lunchbox]

Don't need to, man.

[Eddie]

Do you promise? Are you telling the truth? Are you telling the truth?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, do you promise?

[Amy]

That's not how you act when you're telling the truth, you just say, yeah, I'm telling the truth.

[Eddie]

See, he's not telling the truth.

[Bobby Bones]

Taking C effect. The results of a test.

[Amy]

I asked. And then, no, no, he didn't take it.

[Bobby Bones]

How did I know?

[Lunchbox]

Did you do a check cup?

[Bobby Bones]

Check.

[Lunchbox]

I literally said I didn't take it. When on this show did we go, do you promise? Like, what? What was that? I'm not your child.

[Amy]

I had to check with Lunchbox because they said. Here's the thing. They said it can skew the results up or down, so.

[Eddie]

Oh, you backfire on him.

[Bobby Bones]

So you didn't take Cialis?

[Lunchbox]

I told you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you promise.

[Lunchbox]

See, we're not doing that.

[Eddie]

No, no, just answer the question.

[Lunchbox]

We're not doing that. We're not playing this. Did you pass? Did you. You ask your children that? Do you promise you didn't do that?

[Eddie]

Did you. Did you take. Hold on, he's answering.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, is that how you ask your children something?

[Eddie]

I was asking you.

[Lunchbox]

I'm asking you.

[Amy]

No, I say to my children, I know you like to tell the truth.

[Bobby Bones]

I never asked my kids. They take Cialis.

[Amy]

That is very true.

[Eddie]

Why won't you answer Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

I want you to answer me. Is that how you talk to your children?

[Bobby Bones]

You're not cheated.

[Amy]

It could go. He couldn't even take it could go either way. So he shouldn't take it because it could also go down.

[Eddie]

You told him this.

[Amy]

So, you guys, I had to check with them to make sure. No, we talked about it.

[Bobby Bones]

We do not have the results of the testosterone test right now. Hopefully we will have them later in the show. If we do not have them later in the show, we will have them tomorrow. We scheduled it for right now.

[Eddie]

Cheaters.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And I did have a whole segment planned out. I can hit a couple voicemails.

[Amy]

Let's do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we have a little time. Give me this voicemail, please. Hey. Hello, everybody. I just wanted to make a comment on Lunchbox's perpetual longing to win the lottery. I'm from Philadelphia and my dad used to be the same exact way. When he stopped trying, he won the lottery twice. They were both $1 each. Quick picks. The first one was for $86,000 and the second one was for 60 some thousand dollars. And they were within a six month period of time. Meant to be.

[Lunchbox]

It'll happen. I don't even understand her logic. Her saying once he stopped trying, he won. No, no, he was still trying because he was still buying tickets.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I think she means to the same level. Meaning he was probably buying actual lottery tickets. But then he just decided, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna do $1. You know, cheap tickets, quick fix. Yeah, that would be my assumption on what she meant.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I was very confused. I was like, well, no, he, I, maybe he didn't buy them regularly. He was starting to, you know, do it once a week. Maybe once every two weeks. I don't know. But my strategy has not worked. So maybe I need to switch it up and do once a week.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's do another voicemail. Hit me with this one. Eddie, you are such a good dad. Like, seriously, you know, I raised two kids without a dad around. Everybody should have a good dad like Eddie. Love that.

[Eddie]

What are you laughing at?

[Lunchbox]

What was that?

[Amy]

Why is she saying that?

[Eddie]

Probably just thinking about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably off the bit where eddie has an 18 year old son that he would not leave at the house for two nights when they had to go on a trip for their other kids. He's like, I can't leave him at home. He's 18.

[Amy]

Okay. She was affirming you because we were

[Eddie]

kind of saying, yeah, you guys were parent shaming me. So she's reaffirming that I'm a good parent.

[Amy]

You are a good dad.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I just think that some things you do are a little weird, but that's probably every parent. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, same here.

[Amy]

Yeah, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Okay. There you go. No testosterone results yet, but we got a couple voicemails out there. Bones.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

So, for those listening, I feel like I should do a little background. Amy had mentioned that Jeremy Piven, who was an actor on Entourage, he played the agent. Very successful show, successful actor. She mentioned that Jeremy Piven had reached out through her DMs and asked her out. And so we talked about it just for coffee. That's okay. But asked her out to ask her out.

[Amy]

Okay. In the road trip to one of his shows.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So we talked about on the show, and then I was just looking and I saw that Jeremy Piven had liked an Instagram story that I posted or an Instagram reel or whatever popped up my notifications, and I was like, for sure. This is a message like, he doesn't follow me. So.

[Amy]

So did you click on it and does he follow you?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I. I didn't click on it. So I. I don't think so. But then he DM the show as well. Do you know that?

[Amy]

Nope.

[Eddie]

He DM'd the show.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, come on, guys, let's go. He wants to come in studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan runs the show account. Yeah, I don't know what he said yet, because all I know is I was coming today to go that Jeremy Piven liked something I posted on Instagram. And I'm sure it was just because a blue check mark. I get a notification if another blue check mark posts on a blue check mark, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And then Morgan's like, yeah, he sent a DM to the show.

[Amy]

Okay, well, this is where I was like, remember when I was asking, I knew if it went on Instagram, he might see it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but his name was never on Instagram, was it? Or social media. Well, I'm sure our listeners DM'd him. They had.

[Eddie]

You didn't. You didn't edit that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you remember that drama where Amy wanted final cut? He was like, no video can go up until I see it.

[Amy]

Back it up. There wasn't drama. But Bobby said, I only had one a year. And I remember, Remember after I did that, you're like, one a year.

[Bobby Bones]

You remember. You remember.

[Amy]

And so then I said, I guess my one a year is up, so there's nothing I could do about it. Even though I was like, gosh, they knew, they being Morgan and Eddie, that I was uncomfortable with it the first time, but I was like, well, I ran out. Bobby said, I have one a year.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys ever post his name?

[Amy]

No, I never tagged him. Like, when I posted Jeremy Pimm said, like, 500 times. And also, they pulled photos of him on the red carpet. And it's like, Jeremy was.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you got to give him. Fair enough. Fair enough. I didn't know that. So are you a little nervous?

[Amy]

Well, I don't know what he DM'd. I mean, listen, I feel. I already felt awkward that I hadn't replied, but then I'm like, okay, he's famous. He probably dms a lot of people. Who cares? It's not a big deal.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what he sent the show. Morgan, what did the message say?

[Amy]

He said, love you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Show's coming up soon if you're up for a visit.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we are.

[Eddie]

We are up.

[Lunchbox]

We are up for a visit.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Lunchbox]

That couch is calling his name. Put him on the couch.

[Eddie]

Put him on the couch.

[Lunchbox]

Put him on the couch.

[Amy]

Wait, he responded to that video where we bring up. Is that what the DM was?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

No, he didn't. He just straight up messaged us. He. I'm sure he saw the video. And I do think I had been getting other messages that listeners said they

[Bobby Bones]

were reaching out, which is, I think

[Amy]

about it, so. Because I did not tag him or anything in the video to draw attention to it. But, yes, he did not respond directly to that video. Just messaged us that.

[Bobby Bones]

When is this show?

[Lunchbox]

I think May 15th and 16th.

[Eddie]

Perfect timing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's right in the middle of the month. Perfect. We need guests. Middle of the month.

[Amy]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby Bones]

We need guests. Middle of the month.

[Amy]

Like, he knows that Lunchbox does the booking.

[Lunchbox]

This is great.

[Eddie]

So, Amy, you would have told us to not put that video up if you had another chance.

[Amy]

I didn't think. I just thought y' all would be like, oh, yeah, this made Amy uncomfortable last time. Oh, no, we don't make it a video. But it's okay. I don't. I'm not. I don't. It's all good. It's all good.

[Bobby Bones]

By your stutters, I'd feel that that was not all good.

[Amy]

It's fine. I sound fine.

[Lunchbox]

You don't sound fine.

[Amy]

I'm breezy.

[Eddie]

That's cool that he wants to come on.

[Amy]

I mean, he's got a show to promote, so it's fine.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's also accurate.

[Amy]

Probably. Does it? What if he's not even putting two and two together.

[Eddie]

Have you seen the video?

[Bobby Bones]

I've not seen the video. I never saw.

[Lunchbox]

I would love to see the video.

[Bobby Bones]

Obvious.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's the whole. Yeah, it's the whole storyline.

[Amy]

Yeah. Lunchbox even says Jeremy DMed Amy. He said 1, 2. Amy said 3, 4. And then he asked her for coffee, and Amy didn't reply.

[Bobby Bones]

That was all in the video.

[Eddie]

That's on there?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, I should have reposted that.

[Bobby Bones]

I need to do some. Some thinking about this.

[Amy]

And since all of that is already up in a video, this doesn't need to be a new video.

[Eddie]

And I was already working on it.

[Amy]

No, no, no new.

[Lunchbox]

You only get one a year, girl.

[Eddie]

Amy, you can't.

[Bobby Bones]

He just called you girl. That's the weirdest thing.

[Eddie]

Why do you do that?

[Bobby Bones]

You want.

[Amy]

We already.

[Lunchbox]

That's weird.

[Amy]

We already. We already made it a video.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll do some thinking. I appreciate. I appreciate him offering.

[Amy]

We'll talk.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll. Amy and I'll talk. We'll talk. I. I could tell, though, when he liked something I posted, that was a message.

[Amy]

Like, he's sending you a little nudge.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because why would he be on my page?

[Amy]

Should I check my DMs?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yes, you should.

[Bobby Bones]

If he DM'd, you'd got. You'd got an alert.

[Amy]

I don't always check.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you gotta learn red number 1 or 2 or 3.

[Amy]

I have lots of reds.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, gosh.

[Amy]

This is. I treat my DMs just like my text messages.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

In my emails.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

Yeah. Would it. And drum roll. It's loading. No, nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right. All right, I'll get to the bottom of this. All right. Thank you for bringing that to my attention, Bones. We've been waiting for the testosterone results, and today was the day we're doing the big reveal who has higher testosterone. Lunchbox ready. Because they both gave blood, there's been a problem at the lab. What? So I was hoping we'd get them by now. We're not. So it's gonna have to be tomorrow. News to me, too, but I get it. Can't rush science.

[Eddie]

Everyone's gonna have to wait now.

[Bobby Bones]

So you have to wait another day.

[Eddie]

Great.

[Bobby Bones]

And what's the latest from you? That. Just that.

[Amy]

Yeah. And we don't want to rush science, so.

[Bobby Bones]

So it could be that you guys have so much testosterone. It could be you have none. And they can't find any, so it's taking longer.

[Eddie]

They haven't lost our blood or anything, have they?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, mix up.

[Bobby Bones]

That could be they sold your blood to somebody, right?

[Eddie]

Put it at a crime scene.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

Someone was like, oh my gosh, we have Daniel's blood.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dang. So there will be no I'm sad to no revealing of the testosterone results today. It will be tomorrow. Okay, so as a backup plan, Amy would like to present us with a. A moral question. Go ahead.

[Amy]

If you were on a full bus or train, who would you give your seat to and why?

[Bobby Bones]

And we have four options.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

An old man with a cane, a very pregnant woman, a man with a broken leg on crutches, a woman carrying a one year old baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So crowded. You only get the seat up. It could be anywhere. Do you give it. Write your answer down so no one changes their mind. Who would you give it to? The old man with a cane, the pregnant woman, the man with the broken leg on crutches, or the woman carrying a one year old baby.

[Lunchbox]

It's easy.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there's not a right answer.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I have my answer as well. Eddie, what do you have?

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go with the woman carrying the one year old baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Your reasoning.

[Eddie]

Because she's actually carrying the baby. Everyone else has a stick or a crutch. The lady has the belly, the baby and her belly pregnant, you know, like she's used to that. I think one carrying it, that's just hard, man. It's hard on your shoulders. So I'm gonna let her sit.

[Bobby Bones]

If it would have been carrying a three month old baby or less, that would have been my pick because I know what goes on now and how, what the recovery is like. I think with a one year old baby, your body's fully recovered and you're pretty young, probably holding the baby. So that's why I didn't pick that one. If you just said a three month old or less because of the recovery process, which my wife has gone through. Still going through. I think I would have given him the seat. One year old. You're still young, probably as a mom, a young person, and your body's recovered.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So all these, none of these are wrong, by the way. I just. That was my reasoning for not that one. I went with the old man with a cane, a very pregnant woman. Definitely difficult. Been there.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably being pregnant is. Is difficult for sure. But you're still able and you're still pretty young. And it's uncomfortable. Yes. And awful. All the things. But I still go with old man over Cane with a young woman. Man with broken leg and crutches. You got crutches, Lean on them.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Crutch it up.

[Eddie]

You're good.

[Bobby Bones]

Who knows how old you are? There's no if you're an old man and you're on a cane, you're old. What you. You're about to die.

[Eddie]

But he's got a cane, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, dude, you're still old. Probably hurts leaning on it. I went with old man with a cane lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

It's an easy answer. Bobby is right. It's old man with a cane. Dude is paid his dues. He's paid his time. Give the respect the elder needs. Give him a seat. The guy with a broken leg, if you let him sit down, that broken leg is just sticking out, blocking all the way. People can't walk by. They're tripping over it. Probably harder to get up from a seat with a broken leg. Pregnant lady, you walk around all day with that belly. You made a decision to have a baby.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't go that hard. I don't go that hard.

[Lunchbox]

You're fine. And the one year old, you don't have to hold it the whole time. You can set the one year old down to their feet. They usually know how to stand up, and you can just hold their hands. Give it to the old man.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you pick before you hurt us?

[Amy]

There's not a. I already wrote mine down.

[Bobby Bones]

What was it?

[Amy]

Yeah. And you said, there's no wrong answer. I feel like you're in, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I just did. I. I did my reasoning for it. If I'm sitting there and they're all four ahead of me, I'm like, well, this is a weird five. Some me and all four of you. But okay, let's see what happens. I go with the old man with the cane.

[Amy]

I wrote down whoever's closest to me.

[Eddie]

I don't know. No, you got to pick.

[Bobby Bones]

Really wasn't an option. Kind of a cheat. We say, what's the best gift you ever got? And he goes, well, the Lord gave me life. And I'm like, no, we're looking for, like, real, tangible.

[Amy]

Well, the thing is, with all those people, it would be really hard for me to decide. So I'd either have to any meanie, miny, moe, or pick whoever is closest to me. Because then that's the one I'm gonna say, because you want me to look past three of them to the person that's far away and be like, hey, would you like my seat?

[Eddie]

Amy, this is Fake scenario.

[Amy]

So let me pick what I want, which is the person closest to me

[Bobby Bones]

if I'm rating them. Old man with a cane gets the first. Or old woman. It doesn't have to be a man.

[Amy]

Old person.

[Bobby Bones]

Old person. I feel beat for me. Old person with the cane at 1. Yeah. I'm going to go pregnant woman at 2.

[Amy]

Yeah. Cuz this is very.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And it's pretty close. It's two. The other two could. Could be young people. The woman carrying the one year old baby, she's probably at most in her 40s.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But one year old baby's heavy. Like it's not a light baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Still young person. And the man with the broken leg crutches. Like, dude, you got crutches. And also, what'd you do that was so stupid? What'd you do? Respond your skateboard like, grow up, dude. Grow up. So. Okay, that's fine. We didn't have the testosterone results, so we. We pivoted. We did that game. Thank you. This is not my cup of tea. Ray's gonna play a clip from an 80s movie. We gotta name the movie. Me, Amy, Lunchbox Eddie. Everybody in?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Ray, hit that example. I am your father.

[Eddie]

Star Wars.

[Bobby Bones]

Star Wars. Fun fact. He doesn't say, luke, I'm your father.

[Eddie]

Hey. He says no.

[Bobby Bones]

He says, no, I'm your father. Okay. How many you got, Ray? You want seven? Let's do five and we'll tie break with two.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what you have? Seven total? Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. You can be my wingman anytime you can be mine.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

What's funny about 80s movies? The audio sounds like it's from the 80s, like it's not that crisp. One more time. You can be my wingman anytime. You can be mine.

[Lunchbox]

All right, I'm in for the.

[Bobby Bones]

Feels pretty on the nose. Everybody want to go? Yeah. One, two, three. Top gun. Next up. Surely you can't be serious.

[Amy]

I am serious.

[Lunchbox]

And don't call me Shirley.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'll give that a guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Surely you can't be serious.

[Amy]

I am serious.

[Lunchbox]

And don't call me Shirley.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy in?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Amy]

Charlie's Angels.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, good guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Airplane.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I have. That's Leslie Nielsen.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the same guy from Naked Gun, right?

[Eddie]

It is.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Airplane.

[Eddie]

That's Airplane.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I've seen that.

[Lunchbox]

Sound like they were in the cockpit.

[Eddie]

They are in the cockpit.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the only reason the Guy with the good looking guy with the dark, like, brown hair. Looks like the guy from Wings.

[Eddie]

Yes, but you know who else is in that?

[Bobby Bones]

O.J.

[Eddie]

simpson? No, no, no. It's Kareem Abdul Jabbar. He's one of the pilots.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one of the Leslie Nelson movies is O.J.

[Eddie]

simpson? Naked Gun.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it is. Yeah. All right. Sorry, Amy.

[Amy]

That's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up. I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while. You could miss it.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while. You could miss it. I'll go first. I haven't seen it, but when we were in Chicago, the guys were making references to it. It's Sarah Jessica Parker's husband, Matthew Broderick. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Is all that correct, what I just said?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it Chicago? All that?

[Eddie]

All that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. Next. Oh,

[Amy]

fudge.

[Bobby Bones]

Only I didn't say fudge.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

Wait, this is a movie?

[Bobby Bones]

I, I, I don't know where to start.

[Eddie]

You got nothing

[Bobby Bones]

Again. Oh, fudge. Only I didn't say fudge.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I have no idea. Goonies. Amy.

[Amy]

Wonder Year's the movie.

[Eddie]

Interesting. Eddie, that's A Christmas Story.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, duh.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never seen it.

[Eddie]

You've never seen the Christmas Story? No.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a big Christmas guy, huh? Like I haven't been getting a little better. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

A Christmas Story.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good. I think Eddie may win this one.

[Eddie]

I mean, so far, not shock.

[Bobby Bones]

Going five for five. All right, hit it.

[Lunchbox]

Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

Maybe you don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you have it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie won. It doesn't matter. Whoa, whoa.

[Eddie]

Let's keep playing.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if you get it, it's over.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

That's five.

[Eddie]

Don't give up

[Bobby Bones]

much box. Do you have it?

[Lunchbox]

Play it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Did you miss? Man, you just gave up.

[Bobby Bones]

That's on me.

[Eddie]

You're good. You're.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know he was in. He's still in.

[Lunchbox]

Excellent.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Three seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I got it.

[Eddie]

Why is he acting?

[Bobby Bones]

No lunchbox. Answer.

[Lunchbox]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[Bobby Bones]

That's correct.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy and I are out. So tiebreaker between you two. All right.

[Lunchbox]

I really wasn't talking because I was trying to get it. I wasn't trying to say I got them. All right? Cuz I had no idea that when I was trying to concentrate. Let's go. Overtime.

[Bobby Bones]

Buzz in with your answer as soon as you know it. Okay, here we go. Here's Johnny.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

The Shining.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. I don't know. Is that right?

[Lunchbox]

Say correct.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that.

[Amy]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the one with Jack Nicholson, right? Yeah.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Do another one. Whoa.

[Eddie]

I don't know that.

[Lunchbox]

What did it say?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm too old for this. Blank.

[Eddie]

Eddie. I'll guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Go.

[Eddie]

Die Hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Is it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Lethal Weapon. Hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

He already won with the Shining. It's over.

[Eddie]

I already got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude. You already got it.

[Lunchbox]

You had seven.

[Bobby Bones]

We had a tiebreaker.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I thought we were doing two. Tiebreak. I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Sorry, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Do another one.

[Amy]

Inconceivable.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Princess Bride.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job. I don't know. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Amy]

That was right.

[Bobby Bones]

Do another one. 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas.

[Lunchbox]

Brothers.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey. Correct.

[Amy]

All right. Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Yeah. Eddie's our winner. Hit that song.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do you call a UFO with a leak?

[Bobby Bones]

I can't get there. I love UFOs.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you call a UFO with the leak?

[Amy]

A crying saucer.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the morning Corny.

[Amy]

You know, instead of flying.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I got it.

[Amy]

Yeah, we got it

[Bobby Bones]

all right. Voicemail. Just wanted to call and talk to you guys about the amazing positive staffing changes you guys have made. The old guy that used to be part of the show was really negative, really angry, really upset. Didn't particularly care for him. He made me want to turn off the radio. But I love this new guy. Daniel is amazing. He's a man of the people. He talks the way, you know, normal people talk. He does get a little bit grumpy here and there, but I think it's an amazing upgrade. Just wanted to share that with you. Thanks for making the positive staff change. Thank you for sharing that with us. For those who don't know, a lot of times Lunchbox isn't here and Daniel's here.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's not. Like, guys, we gotta stop. Like, this is getting stupid and old and dumb.

[Amy]

Daniel's getting angry.

[Bobby Bones]

Daniel. That's Lunchbox. No, no, that's lunchbox talking.

[Amy]

Who's angry? Daniel.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's.

[Lunchbox]

No, we gotta stop this. We gotta stop this.

[Bobby Bones]

That Lunchbox is angry. Daniel's one of us. Nice guy. Like, who's your guy? He's a change out that he's talking

[Lunchbox]

about whoever's in charge of the voicemail.

[Bobby Bones]

Stop.

[Lunchbox]

Stop putting those in. Stop putting them in.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox doesn't want any Daniel mentions. What does Daniel want?

[Lunchbox]

He's done. He's moved on. He doesn't want to come to work

[Bobby Bones]

every day because he was on Price is right with a big name. He went national. Daniel went national with a big name tag that said Daniel on it. Yeah, that's your doing.

[Amy]

So if Daniel disappears, so does you ever going on prices, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

We will never bring it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, who we know is going on prices, right? Is Daniel.

[Eddie]

Amy, that's a great point. We'll never talk about it.

[Amy]

Never. I mean, you don't want.

[Bobby Bones]

If it'll never be addressed. And if you're like. Remember when I went on prices, right? We're like, we don't Lunchbox, remember? Daniel went on prices, right?

[Lunchbox]

No, guys, when you're talking about prices, right, Fine. But all other times, it's off limits. That's the. That's the compromise.

[Eddie]

So you never went on prices, right?

[Lunchbox]

What did I just say? Eddie?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, wow.

[Amy]

He didn't.

[Lunchbox]

Did Eddie not just. Did you listen to the words that came out of my. What did I say?

[Eddie]

As long as it's not Price is Right? You want to be called Lunchbox? That's what you said.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, but if we're talking about prices, right? Have both.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Dude, do you not understand what we're saying?

[Lunchbox]

No, you're the idiot. You're like, so you never went on price, right? I'm like, no. When we're talking about prices, right? Fine.

[Amy]

But right now your lunchbox. So you didn't go unless you would have just admitted.

[Bobby Bones]

But we also are talking about prices, right, Daniel? At the same time. Because he's talking about not talking about prices, right? So he did it. He wore. He wore his name text at Daniel on price is right.

[Lunchbox]

So that's where there was no other option. They would not let me wear lunchbox. That was it. Like, they wouldn't let me go by that. So I can't tell the TV station, hey, man, guys, sorry, I don't want to be on.

[Bobby Bones]

That's great, man. I mean, that's great. Daniel.

[Amy]

Daniel, if. If lunchbox is what you want everywhere, then should he do like what that Meadow world piece did?

[Bobby Bones]

Change your name legally. We'll call it to you. Or call it.

[Eddie]

Yes, do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, change your name. Meta.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Thank you for the voicemail. 877-77-Bobby. Leave a voicemail anytime. 877-77-B O B B Y. How many one hit wonders can you name? Can you give me five? Just right. Top of your head.

[Amy]

Chambawamba.

[Bobby Bones]

It's funny, that's the first one you go to. We talk about that in an episode of the Bobby cast. What else you got?

[Amy]

One hit wonder. Oh, blame it on the rainbow. They did.

[Bobby Bones]

Milli Benelli had that one. They had Blame it on. I think they had three. They had. They also had Girl, you. Oh. And I'm singing your melody. Yeah, girl, you know it's true.

[Amy]

Okay. Oh, oh. Achy breaky heart.

[Bobby Bones]

So in the pop world. Yes. But that's weird because they consider country a sub genre and he had hits in country music. Oh, I know. But in the pop war. Yes. In the Billboard Hot 100, Achy Breaky Heart would be considered that. In our world, not so much.

[Amy]

I sized baby.

[Eddie]

Good one.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What you got? That's. That's three. Give me two more.

[Amy]

One hit wonder.

[Lunchbox]

You got it, Amy.

[Amy]

Everybody I'm thinking of right now has another hit.

[Bobby Bones]

Go for it.

[Amy]

I can't because I. It can't. They're not going to come out of my mouth because I know they have more hits. Give me a hint.

[Bobby Bones]

One we talked about was 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Amy]

Mambo number five.

[Bobby Bones]

Mambo number five, good. We did a whole episode it's up on the.

[Amy]

Oh, hey, Macarena.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. Okay, now she's. Now, come on. We did a whole episode on Where Are They Now? One Hit Wonders. Just to kind of. Because there's a million one hit wonders. But I just want to know what happened to everybody. Did you know in. I don't know which clip we're about to play, but Chumbawamba was never meant to be like a real group. They were an anarchy group. And so they made a song that fit and they had a hit and they were like, we can get inside, then we can take over.

[Amy]

I did not know that.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That's pretty crazy. So there's a Bobby cast. Where are they now? One hit wonders. Just play a clip of this and if you like this, go pursue the episode.

[Eddie]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

One hit wonder. Chumbawamba.

[Eddie]

Oh, Chumbawamba. The greatest one hit wonder. Tub thumping. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I Get Knocked Down. Massive song. The reason that. That was a crazy song. The video was crazy. All of the. It's absurd in my head looking back at the video and that song. And the reason they didn't last is because they weren't supposed to last. They were like a. A bizarre anarchy punk band.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And they continued to make like anarchist music. They're anarchists, huh?

[Eddie]

So was there message behind tub thumping that we didn't catch or was it simply I get knocked down and I

[Bobby Bones]

get up and I get up again. You ain't never gonna keep down. Then they pissed the night away.

[Eddie]

They did, they did piss the knight. And then Danny boy, oh, Danny boy. And then they go down. Whiskey drink, vodka drink, cider drink.

[Bobby Bones]

Not sure what the anarchist message in that was. They didn't really fail at being a pop band. They were never trying to be one to begin with. So the mainstream knew them and still knows them as the I Get Knocked down band from that one song. But that song was basically a prank on the music system because they were like, how do I get inside the system? So they created like a song that the system would embrace. They felt like if they could get inside the system, they could then bring their anarchist views and music as one of the group being, you know, welcomed in. Yeah. So it was basically a science experiment by Chumbawamba.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that didn't work for me because I never went out to discover more Chumbawamba music. Like, I was happy with tub thumping.

[Lunchbox]

You were good.

[Eddie]

I never went and did a Google search. I'm like, well, let me hear some more Chumbawamba.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting.

[Eddie]

Did you?

[Bobby Bones]

I Maybe not Chumbawamba, but I did Chase Wright said, Fred.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't have them on my list here.

[Eddie]

That's a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

They had I'm Too Sexy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I did go buy that cd and it sucked.

[Eddie]

They got you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Back in the day, you had to buy a whole CD to get one song, basically. And I bought it and I was like, I gotta explore more of this band. It sucked.

[Eddie]

You regret it.

[Bobby Bones]

I was so disappointed in that. So they stayed active for years. They formally announced in 2012 they were ending the band. They were together 30 years. Dang. Billboard and other outlets covered the breakup. Former members moved into films, activism, and other musical projects.

[Eddie]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

So they kept doing what they set out to do, but their whole story was, we're a movement. And their movement was. Wasn't to have a hit. It was, we've created all this crazy music because I've heard some pre tub dumping. It's all nuts, really. Yeah, it's exactly what you think anarchist message music would be punk music. And they kept making it after, but they wanted to create a hit that would get them in the system so they could then pollute the system.

[Eddie]

Wow. See, like, I'd like to go back and see. Because I'm sure when that hit, it was like, we're, let's tour, let's tour. And then I'm sure people went to these shows thinking, like, all right, let's hear more about this, man. Like, and then hear tub thumping. That's cool. And then the rest be like, what is this?

[Bobby Bones]

It was like me listening to Rice at Fred at cd.

[Eddie]

What is this?

[Bobby Bones]

So the nugget in this one that I found is one of the biggest, like, bar drunk sing alongs of the 90s. Came from a band that were just trying to be provocative.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the whole point of it. Their whole career makes sense. Whenever you look at them, whenever you zoom back out and go, they were just up to. No, not up to no good. They were just up to trouble. Anyway, for their message, man, they were

[Eddie]

probably like, dude, it's working.

[Bobby Bones]

Unbelievable.

[Amy]

This is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you believe it? Working. Next up, can you sing me the song from Blind Melon?

[Eddie]

Ooh, no Rain. All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say that was my favorite song for about five to seven years of my life. Wow.

[Eddie]

For that long.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it was in the horse race of favorite songs through my life for about five to seven years. That was number one. So it's probably falling down to, like, six or Seven. At this point.

[Eddie]

It's been a bit.

[Bobby Bones]

But I loved that song. I loved Blind Melon. I was somebody who chased more music from them, so it'd be unfair for me. I'd be the person that would be in the comments going, they had more than one song.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But really the B Girl video is what people remember from them.

[Eddie]

Of course, the B Girl. They did have another song though, that I really liked because I. I bought that album for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know his name, by the way? Oh, he died, by the way.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's. He's dead. His name is. Hold on. Something. Coon, Is it? Coons.

[Bobby Bones]

Shannon Hoon.

[Eddie]

Shannon Hoons.

[Bobby Bones]

He was the lead singer. He also did backing vocals and a bunch of Guns n Roses stuff.

[Eddie]

Really? I mean, that's similar voices, so that makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

One of the more tragic stories of the the 10 that I looked up here died from cocaine overdose in 1995 at the age of 28.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

That song is so positive. But that story from him and with him is very tragic. Their story is more. Never got the chance because of addiction. More than fell off.

[Eddie]

He died after the success of no Rain. So it's not like no rain came out and he was already dead.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. But you know who that did happen to?

[Eddie]

A Janice Joplin.

[Bobby Bones]

Janice freaking Joplin.

[Eddie]

Sad story.

[Bobby Bones]

Never got to me. And Bobby McGee was out after she died. You know who else that happened to?

[Eddie]

Selena?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Eddie]

Well, you know, when she was about to cross over in English, they hadn't released her English stuff until she died. And then once her English stuff came out, it was huge.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna need to be fact checked on this. But you know who else that happened to?

[Eddie]

Okay, who else?

[Bobby Bones]

Otis Redding.

[Eddie]

Otis Redding.

[Bobby Bones]

I do not think sitting on the dock of the bay hit until after he died.

[Eddie]

No way. And he's the one that died in a plane crash. Plane crash in Wisconsin. Because I believe when we were on tour in Wisconsin, we saw the lake where his plane crashed.

[Bobby Bones]

Great memory.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, I just remember someone telling. Telling me that story.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we're just saying it so we're hoping it's true. Fact checkers. He died before it was released. And did he die in a plane crash in Wisconsin?

[Eddie]

Wisconsin, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Nice work. He did.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, but he died in a plane crash. Good. 1967.

[Eddie]

Good memory.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy that they. All those people died before they. Not Shannon Hoon. But sure. Janice Joplin. Selena and Otis Redding died before like their massive songs like I Wonder And I'd have to look back, but Janis Joplin. Oh, won't you buy me Mercedes Benz. I wonder if that was like a mid hit for her before she died or if that also was released after she.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. Do you remember Mercedes Benz actually using that song?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

In their commercials.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you seen the documentary on Netflix?

[Eddie]

Yeah. So sad.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so sad. But it's so good.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

It's called Janice, right?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I don't remember the name of it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so good.

[Eddie]

You know what's so shocking to me about that documentary is I didn't know her and Jerry Garcia had. They loved each other. I mean, I didn't. I didn't even know they were together.

[Bobby Bones]

The ice cream guy.

[Eddie]

That's Cherry. That's Cherry Garcia.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Grateful Dead, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Cuz they lived in San Francisco together, right?

[Eddie]

Yes, but they. I didn't know they were a thing, but they loved each other.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Voicemail. I'm just curious why it is that Eddie is worried about cancer by doing a testosterone test as opposed to getting a PSA test. I'm not familiar with what a PSA test is.

[Eddie]

I don't know what that is.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I don't know what it means. So what's on my mind? Googling that.

[Lunchbox]

Doing it.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you heard the show today, our results were delayed, so get it. Sometimes labs, you know, they're under the crunch.

[Eddie]

I know. But now the stress is kind of built up a little more.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of stress?

[Lunchbox]

A PSA test is a blood test that measures the level of protein produced by the prostate gland. And it is primarily to screen for prostate cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say the reason of this bit wasn't to pursue any sort of data on if the guys have cancer. It was they were arguing over who has more testosterone, and we said, hey, let's just take blood and we'll see. But I do think like an extremely elevated testosterone, or even I would say one that's very low, would mean there are other health issues.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you got problems.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, it could actually turn into a PSA test possibly if something comes back. Well, you're so freaked out about it.

[Eddie]

I am. I remember seeing an interview with a football player. I don't know who he plays with, but he found out he had testicular cancer because his testosterone levels were too high.

[Bobby Bones]

They thought they. He felt basically what they call a drug test. And they were like, you failed a drug test? And he's like, I don't. I don't take any drugs. No touch nothing. And they're like, no, no. Your testosterone is so high. So they went deeper into it and found out it was only high because he had cancer.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Eddie]

And when I saw that, I'm like, that freaked me out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but that's a great thing because they found it.

[Eddie]

No, I know, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Fixed it.

[Eddie]

But nobody wants cancer, so it's just kind of like, well, that's true, man. What do I find out? I have it.

[Bobby Bones]

But again, if you do, that sucks. But you got to find out.

[Amy]

Knowledge is power. Early detection is everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Denver Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton discovered he had testicular cancer in November 2025 after a random NFL drug test flagged him for abnormally high levels of testosterone. And so those are levels associated with doping. And so he's like, I didn't dope. So they went into it deeper, and it turns out they detected an early tumor. And so successful, Amazing surgery was good.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He's still playing, so.

[Bobby Bones]

But you just gave an example of that was negative, but it's actually positive.

[Eddie]

I know, I know. We talked about this too, a while back. It's called fear of finding out Fofo. Remember we talked about that a while back? Like, that's kind of what I have. I've always lived with Fofo.

[Amy]

Live with wtw. Wait to worry. Like, you're worried about something that hasn't even happened.

[Bobby Bones]

Live with stfu.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

Shut up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So hopefully tomorrow we will get the results. Are you more scared that you lose or more scared that you're sick?

[Eddie]

I don't care about losing.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I'm okay now. I think he's just doing this so when he does lose, he can say, I don't care.

[Eddie]

No, no, I do think I want to win.

[Bobby Bones]

You've just been like, I'm gonna win. I think you've looked yourself in the mirror and now you're like, I don't think I'm gonna win.

[Eddie]

Nah, I think I'm gonna win.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That hopefully I feel good that it will be tomorrow. Bobby Bone show. Bonehead. Glory of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from San Antonio, Texas. A 24 year old man went out for some drinks on Friday night and he goes to, you know, pay for another one. Like, sorry, sir, your card's been declined. He's like, oh, no, no, no way. Try it again. Like, sorry, it's declined. We can't give any more alcohol. We're gonna have to Ask you to leave. And he's like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. He goes out to his car, gets in the car, starts to drive away, rolls down the window, pulls out the gun. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Just fire shots into the bar because they denied his credit card.

[Bobby Bones]

Anybody get hit?

[Lunchbox]

No one got hit.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised he got in his car and drove off, because it sounds like he's drunk anyway.

[Eddie]

Yeah, not. Not a good idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there's just a lot of things here. Bad credit card and drunk and probably not a registered gun in his name. I would imagine a guy like that's not legally with a gun.

[Lunchbox]

All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Voicemail. Let's go. Oh, man. So I'm sitting here listening to Friday Part 1, and I can't believe I just heard Eddie downplay the whole not sending me some salsa situation. That salsa was gonna change my life. I was so excited. You don't even understand. I mean, I wouldn't even mind it if it did taste like brisket. At least I would have got some. I mean, I've never given up. All right, this is a listener who Eddie has promised salsa to. Eddie will not mail it to him. Eddie has downplayed it. A couple things have happened, though. One, Eddie made a batch of bad salsa.

[Eddie]

It wasn't bad. It was different. And Amy called it out. It wasn't bad. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It tastes like meat. No, salsa should taste like meat.

[Eddie]

Well, brisket is a great flavor.

[Amy]

It is?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So is ice cream. I don't want ice cream. Salsa.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

It's not a bad idea. Exactly.

[Amy]

You can't dip a chip into something that looks red, and it's supposed to taste salsa, and then it's ice cream.

[Eddie]

Then why did you eat, like, 20 chips with it?

[Amy]

Okay, back up. It was, like, three chips. You know, you're exaggerating. We have witnesses.

[Eddie]

She kept eating and said, wait a minute. This doesn't taste like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Cause she's trying to figure out what it is. If there's somebody who tastes at a high level, it's Amy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. And you're exactly right, Bobby. I had to keep eating so that I could determine what it was, and by the time I walked out of the room, I nailed it.

[Eddie]

You did brisket.

[Bobby Bones]

So your last batch is bad.

[Eddie]

It wasn't bad.

[Bobby Bones]

You're only as good as your last batch, is what they say in the salsa world. And also, you should send this listener some.

[Eddie]

I still stand by that against what my lawyer said? Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

You literally don't have a lawyer.

[Eddie]

My lawyer said it's not smart to send someone fresh food like that. If they get sick, they can sue you.

[Lunchbox]

What if he mails you?

[Bobby Bones]

What if he mails us a waiver? Then you mail him back the salsa.

[Eddie]

We get him one in like a year.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, you guys can leave us a voicemail. 87777 Bobby. That's our number. 8777 B O B B Y. We are done. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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