WEDS PT 1: Is Bobby Allergic To Diapers?! + Eddie Peed On Bobby's Floor + You Can Still Marry Your Cousin

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – March 25, 2026

WEDS PT 1: Is Bobby Allergic To Diapers?! + Eddie Peed On Bobby's Floor + You Can Still Marry Your Cousin
Host: Bobby Bones | Co-hosts: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox
Podcast Network: Premiere Networks

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Episode Overview

Today's episode is a classic Bobby Bones Show blend of humor, real talk, and relatable life moments. The crew dives into odd news stories (exploding toothbrushes, first cousin marriage laws), personal anecdotes about family life and new parenthood, and as always, playful banter on the weird, gross, and surprising facets of being adults, parents, and coworkers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Exploding Toothbrushes & Electric Appliance Fears

Timestamp: 03:00

• Bobby opens with a story about a woman whose electric toothbrush exploded while she slept (from the New York Post).
  • "That's wild to think that a toothbrush could explode..." – Bobby (03:56)
• Discussion: Electric appliances, safety concerns, and compensation from manufacturers.
• Amy says she'll still use hers; Eddie jokes he’s sworn off all electric toothbrushes.
  • "I'm with her though. No more electric toothbrushes." – Eddie (04:02)

2. Workplace Surveys: Overworked & Underpaid

Timestamp: 04:28

• Bobby references an Office Beacon Survey: "Are you doing more work without a raise?"
  • Everyone but Amy says yes.
• Conversations about being "volun-told," negotiating pay, and the awkwardness of asking for a raise.
  • Amy describes her contract negotiation and how simply asking opened new opportunities, even though she didn’t get the raise right away (07:02).
  • "I was proud of myself for having the conversation." – Amy (06:49)
• Bobby and Eddie debate the pros and cons of ultimatums at work.

3. Marrying Your First Cousin is (Still) Legal in 18 States

Timestamp: 08:43

• Florida fails to ban first cousin marriages; Bobby lists all 18 states where it's legal (10:00).
  • "I'm shocked there's 18 states that allow you to marry your first cousin." – Amy (10:12)
• Talk about health risks: First cousin babies double genetic disorder risks, but rates are still relatively low.
  • "I'm not advocating for marrying your cousin for the record." – Bobby (12:20)
• Tangents: Iceland’s cousin-checking app, weird family trees, and a brief genetic risk Google (12:02).

4. "If You Evacuated, What One Item Would You Grab?" (Anonymous Inbox Segment)

Timestamp: 13:28

• Bobby: Andy Kaufman’s handwritten letter – a sentimental gift from his wife.
  • "...the one material thing, because that's super cool." – Bobby (14:19)
• Amy: Jewelry box containing inherited pieces from her mom.
• Eddie: The important documents box (passports, birth certificates, adoption papers).
• Lunchbox (predictably): His prom king crown from 1999.
  • "It's the most important item in our house." – Lunchbox (16:31)
• Banter about prom kings, passing on the crown, and silly family legacies.

5. New Parent Life: Stroller Skills, Diaper Talk, and Social Media Judgment

Timestamp: 17:49

• Bobby reflects on the first dinner with his wife since having a baby (18:00).
• He rants about unsolicited Instagram parenting advice ("greenhouse effect," stroller shade, phone placement).
  • "People want to shame everything." – Bobby (18:35)
• Tips for new parents: Invest in onesies with zippers, not snaps (21:06).
  • "Get the zip. Don't get the snap." – Bobby (21:06)
• Humorous complaints about calf-shaming (Instagram comments about Bobby’s legs).

6. Is Bobby Allergic to Diapers? And Cloth vs Disposable Debate

Timestamp: 26:23

• Bobby sneezes every time he changes diapers – suspects an allergy to the "fluffy stuff."
  • "Can I not present to you what's happening in my life?" – Bobby (26:42)
• Joking suggestions: Wear a mask, switch to cloth diapers — met with universal disgust from the crew.
• Discussion of cloth diaper logistics and generational "attempts."
  • "We were going to attempt it, but it's pretty disgusting." – Lunchbox (27:28)
• Tips swap: Dryer sheets in cloth diapers (Amy and Bobby question the wisdom and safety).

7. Eddie Pees on Bobby’s Floor ("Allegedly")

Timestamp: 32:10

• Eddie accused of leaving pee on the floor and not putting the seat down in Bobby’s bathroom.
  • Eddie protests innocence, then admits, "I might have done that...I've been working really hard at that." (32:53)
• Group segues into a "Hygiene Tips for Guys" list sourced by Amy (34:00).
  • Topics: tongue scraping, sitting to pee, "dabbing the tip," regular nail trimming, ear/foot cleaning, full-body drying, flossing.

8. You Can Pay for Any Kind of Coach Now

Timestamp: 38:27

• Bobby discusses the unregulated coaching industry: spiritual/energy coaches, birth coaches, even grief and sleep coaches.
  • "That's just a sucker." – Bobby (38:52)
• Mixed opinions:
  • Amy sees value if it helps (placebo or not).
  • Bobby and Lunchbox are largely skeptical—unless the coach has actual credentials.
  • The team jokes about which coaches they would need (memory, concentration, hygiene, life, wardrobe, accountability, etc.).

9. Morning Corny

Timestamp: 51:42

• Amy with the joke:
  • "What does a baby computer call his old man? Data."

10. "Bonehead Story of the Day": Drunk Woman Breaks into Wrong House

Timestamp: 52:01

• Lunchbox tells the story of a drunk woman in Missouri breaking into the wrong house, eating Fruity Pebbles and pizza, refusing to leave because she thought it was her friend Fanny's house.
• Bobby, Amy, and Eddie debate leniency for such mixups.
  • "If I'm the judge, you're taking care of the dog." – Bobby (53:02)

11. $70 Million: ABC Cancels The Bachelorette

Timestamp: 53:18

• ABC paid $70 million to cancel The Bachelorette and may try a live version in future.
• Bobby, Amy, and Lunchbox discuss the “baggage” of the season’s would-be star and why the casting didn’t work (having three kids).

12. Alan Ritchson (Reacher) Fights His Neighbor – and Wins

Timestamp: 56:00

• The crew analyzes viral footage of Alan Ritchson (a.k.a. "Reacher") getting into a brawl with his neighbor over motorcycle noise.
• Neighbor’s side: claims he asked politely, then pushed Reacher after he kept speeding; admits Reacher “kicked the crap out of me.”
• Bobby:
  • "If you can hear it, then you have time to record it. And then you can show everybody..." (58:40)
• General consensus: Don’t pick fights with dudes as muscular as Reacher. Record everything for proof.

13. Lunchbox Announces Bobby’s Baby at a Grocery Store

Timestamp: 60:36

• Lunchbox tries (and fails) to get a grocery store to announce Bobby’s baby on the intercom.
  • The awkward exchange highlights that not everyone recognizes Bobby, poking fun at Lunchbox’s expectations vs reality.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Electric Toothbrushes:
  "I would think that would be such a, like an anomaly anyway of an exploding toothbrush..." – Bobby (03:09)

• On Workplace Negotiation:
  "The only way you ever have people know what your goals are is to tell them." – Bobby (07:29)

• On Diaper Changing:
  "I'm not grossed out by poop and pee. Anymore. Really." – Bobby (30:29)

• On Cloth Diapers:
  "We were going to attempt it, but it's pretty disgusting." – Lunchbox (27:28)

• On Hygiene:
  "You should be sentenced to one week of only peeing when you sit." – Bobby (34:53)

• On Coaching Scams:
  "If you're buying an energy coach, you get put on a list... so other people can take advantage of you as well." – Bobby (38:52)

• On Prom King Glory:
  "It's right there on a shelf. It is purple and it's got points on it, and it is a prom king crown. Class of 99, Anderson High School, Austin, Texas." – Lunchbox (16:09)

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Episode Structure with Timestamps

• 03:00 – Exploding toothbrush story, electric appliance fears
• 04:28 – Workplace “volun-told,” raises, pay fairness
• 08:43 – Marrying your cousin: How many U.S. states?
• 13:28 – "Evacuate: What one material item do you grab?"
• 17:49 – New parent struggles: meals, strollers, Instagram critics
• 21:06 – Parenting hacks: Zip onesies, rubber duck bath thermometer
• 26:23 – Allergic to diapers? Cloth diapers & parenting battle stories
• 32:10 – Bathroom hygiene fail: Eddie pees on Bobby’s floor (allegedly)
• 34:00 – Hygiene tips / "Guy hygiene confessions"
• 38:27 – The “coach” industry: helpful or a scam?
• 51:42 – Morning Corny: Baby computer joke
• 52:01 – Bonehead Story: Drunk woman invades wrong house
• 53:18 – Bachelorette canceled; live TV dating debate
• 56:00 – Reacher’s real-life fight; when to record your neighbors
• 60:36 – Lunchbox’s failed baby announcement at the grocery store

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Tone & Language

The show maintains its trademark mix of laid-back humor, self-deprecating honesty, and the playful ribbing among friends/coworkers that listeners expect. The language is conversational, with authentic reactions to gross-out moments, personal failings, and absurd news. The candid parenting chat—especially Bobby’s allergy and diaper talk—is both heartfelt and hilarious.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a great snapshot of the show:

• Relatable, often hilarious takes on parenting, work, and relationships
• Candid peer pressure and confessions on everyday adult and parent hygiene
• Ongoing jokes about “life coaches,” Lunchbox’s prom crown, and Bobby’s Instagram critics
• Engaging, fast-paced chat with real-life reference points and pop-culture tie-ins

If you’re a working parent, new to adulthood, or just someone who appreciates everyday absurdity and friendship banter, this episode will keep you laughing and nodding along.

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End of Summary

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[Lunchbox]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

This woman's electric toothbrush exploded and caught fire while she slept.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Her name is Charlotte. She had used a toothbrush without issue for eight months. She says, according to the story from the New York Post, it wasn't charging. It wasn't near water when the incident occurred. I would think that would be such a, like an anomaly anyway of an exploding toothbrush, but I would think it would be charging or like plugged into something and there would be something wrong with like the electrical part of it. The fire was contained thanks to the still frame of her bathroom mirror, which prevented it from spreading further. Although shaken and unwilling to use electric toothbrushes again, she says the company has offered minimal compensation despite the higher cost of repairs. Yeah, the company should pay for the fire damage at least. At least she didn't get hurt. So they're probably off the hook for a lawsuit. But that's wild to think that a

toothbrush could explode just.

Anyway, even if it's on the charger.

[Amy]

I know.

[Eddie]

I'm with her though. No more electric toothbrushes.

[Amy]

I'm still going to use mine if it explodes.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably not. I had a friend that was in a plane crash once and a lot of people died in the plane crash. And he stopped flying forever. And I, I was like, I totally get it. He flies again now, though. So you'd probably get electro brush way later. Eventually you do a couple years and you'd be back.

[Amy]

I mean, a plane crash and a electric toothbrush.

[Eddie]

Fire, fire, fire and plane crash. Yeah, house fire, man. That's a ptsd.

[Bobby Bones]

It just burned up a mirror. So here's the question from Office Beacon Survey. Are you doing more work without getting a raise? Answer the question, everybody.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

I feel pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

What more work are you doing?

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean, what more work? I gotta do more work every single day.

[Bobby Bones]

What is the more work, though?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's just there's always something we gotta do.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing. So nothing. Okay. So each year workers say they have Nine new tasks added to their plates on average, the majority of employees have been volun told to do something.

[Amy]

Oh, voluntary.

[Eddie]

I love that.

[Lunchbox]

I mean personal. Tell me something good. I wasn't doing doing that last year.

[Amy]

But it's a segment.

[Lunchbox]

It's added work, Amy. Added work.

[Amy]

No, it's a thought in the allotted the time slot that we allot for the show.

[Bobby Bones]

By the way, listen to the podcast because we do a personal tell me something good every day. That's a longer form version of it on the Bobby Bone show podcast. Thanks for that commercial. So, yeah, a lot of people are doing stuff they're volun told to do.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You can peel yourself out of that lunchbox if you don't want to do it.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just saying you can voluntold to not do it.

[Lunchbox]

I've been voluntold. I gotta do it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, never.

[Eddie]

Don't do it, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do it.

You literally don't have to do it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm a team player, though. See, that's the thing.

[Bobby Bones]

So feel free to step away. Okay, here's another one from Credit Karma. Do you feel you're getting paid enough at work Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Amy, yes.

[Eddie]

Eddie, no.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Almost half of us workers don't feel their employer pays them a fair wage. So the two that said no. You don't feel you're being paid a fair way?

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Eddie]

I can't even start a 401k.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, you can.

[Eddie]

It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Really, man, you literally can. Experts say it's worth the effort to ask for more money from your boss.

[Amy]

I did.

[Lunchbox]

I've done it.

[Eddie]

Hey, Bobby, can we have more money?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not the person that. No, no. I do pay a lot of people side, but I'm not the company, so. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's important to set up a meeting and express your wishes, even if you have doubts about your raise. So say. What were you saying?

[Amy]

I was saying I did. And then I was told I was being paid fairly for what I do, and I accepted that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Amy]

I didn't get what I asked for, but I understand our job. Like, guys, it's awkward. No, It's a little awkward. No. But no, I was proud of myself for having the conversation.

[Eddie]

Man, if we had a conversation right now, like, set a meeting up with the boss.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And ask for more money today.

[Bobby Bones]

You signed a contract though, Right.

[Eddie]

So it would be.

[Amy]

This was during my. I'm saying when the time is right. This was during my last contract negotiation.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But I sat in the boardroom face to face and just went for it. And then she was like, probably not going to happen. And I was like, that's okay. Like, I'm proud of myself.

[Eddie]

See, I like the word probably, though.

[Amy]

I was. Well, she said, look, let's look for other opportunities. Like, you have to speak it. And since then, we. We found some other opportunities. I've had to. I've had to work for them, but the opportunities have come my way, I think, because I asked for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. The only way you ever have people

know what your goals are to tell them.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And if your goal is to make more money. But yeah, my goal is just to make more money.

[Amy]

It's worked out. And then also I have perspective of what we get to do versus what other jobs are, and I'm very thankful.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Most people feel like they don't make enough money. And you and Lunchbox don't feel like you make enough money.

[Eddie]

Nah, we can make more money. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You could always say, I'm out if you don't give me more money. Like, that's the way to get more money. But that's also the way to get told, go ahead and go, too.

[Eddie]

But probably, like, scare them more. Right. When they're like, oh, I'm out. They're like, oh, my gosh, we can't lose.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's the decision that they have to make.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Ultimatum.

[Eddie]

Wow. That's.

[Bobby Bones]

But the problem with that is right out, if they decide that they don't. That they're gonna go with the other option. They do. And you don't get to come back. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

And Bobby told me that, too, whenever I was having this meeting. He's like, you could just say this, or I'm gone. But he's like, but if you say you're gonna go, you have to go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're gone. Yeah, you're gone.

[Amy]

And I wasn't prepared to do that. I was like, yeah, it feels like

[Bobby Bones]

a yes real quick. After they said no. Yes. No. Yes. Okay.

[Amy]

It wasn't that, but more so I was just proud of myself because I could have just, like in previous years, just accepted my contract.

[Bobby Bones]

First cousin marriages will not be banned in Florida.

[Amy]

But that's weird.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

After the Florida Senate failed to pass a bill that would have prohibited it, the Florida Senate failed to pass a bill that would have stopped residents from marrying their first cousins. HB 733 sought to end the state's recognition of incestuous marriages. Florida is still among the States where marrying a first cousin is legal.

[Amy]

Florida.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up?

[Amy]

What's up?

[Eddie]

Why are you guys doing that?

[Amy]

I don't know. Some politicians are freaking weird.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Not the politicians. The people doing the marriage. The marriage.

[Danielle Fishel]

Well, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

But why wouldn't the politicians pass it?

[Eddie]

I get that, but I mean, the people. The fact that they have to make a law on that is crazy.

[Amy]

But there. There's more people.

[Bobby Bones]

When you Google what states allow first cousins to marry.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

Arkansas's gotta.

[Bobby Bones]

Shut up. Shut your mouth. I'm glad they pay you less. I hope they pay you less now for that.

[Amy]

Yeah. There's more people than there are politicians. So I imagine with the, whatever, 320 million people that live in America, there's probably some people that just want to marry their cousin. I get it. But the politician should be like, no, not happening.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you find the list? I'm shocked. They're 18. 18 states allow first cousins to marry. All right, hit us. Alabama.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Alaska. Boom. Oh, there's no Arkansas in here, cuz it's going alphabetical.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Arkansas.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

I'm shocked. There's east coast states that allow you

[Bobby Bones]

to marry your cousin.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, I figured every single one was going to be in the South.

[Bobby Bones]

Shout out Arkansas.

[Eddie]

Wow. So. So what's the whole stereotype about, like, how did that happen, Dude?

[Bobby Bones]

Because we have mountains in the. The Ozarks and go up into the Ozark Mountains, there'd be a bunch of people married to their cousins.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Amy]

Maybe it got so.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Amy]

I think it got to a point where they had to make it Italy.

[Eddie]

Okay. They probably were the first to be like, hey, we can't do this anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

We're all related.

[Amy]

They're like, we must do this now. This is problematic. Other states haven't gotten to that point.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys get off me. Okay. Yeah. I can't believe that there are 18 states that allow you to marry your first cousin. I would think it would be a

health thing more than like a stigma thing.

Unless they've realized that when you have a child as a first cousin, nothing really happens. Bad brother, sister, for sure.

[Amy]

I thought we knew that.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know anything about first cousin. My first cousins are double cousins of mine.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that's not because of anything.

[Eddie]

Incessant marriage. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

That my mom and her sister married my biological dad and his brother. So me and my cousins Were double cousins. We have one tree, no limbs. The family tree is one trunk. It goes straight up.

[Amy]

Okay, if you tell me that nothing crazy happens with the birth of first cousin babies, then.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Mike, would you Google that, please?

[Amy]

It's hard to meet people, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, these days, the apps, man, it's crazy out there.

[Eddie]

You think about, too, all the people in the world, like, we must have at some point, like, dated our own bloodline, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what are you trying to tell us, Eddie? Is this your way of.

[Eddie]

You think about all the people in the world and how many kids people have had?

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then we evolved out of that. And then where is it? Iceland. They have to have, like, a special system or app or pro to where you.

[Eddie]

You cannot.

[Amy]

You double check that. You're making sure you're not. Because the population, it's.

[Bobby Bones]

It's confined.

[Amy]

It's very likely that you're gonna date your cousin.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. Mike. What do you. What do you see? If two cousins have a baby, it

doubles the risk of having a genetic disorder.

But I'm assuming the risk is very low anyway. Yeah, but.

[Eddie]

But it doubles it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but if it's 0.2 and it goes to 0.4, that's, like, not that much, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, maybe you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not advocating for marrying your cousin for the record.

[Amy]

Maybe you can marry your cousin, but you have to get a vasectomy.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's not the law.

[Eddie]

Yeah, so you can marry them but not have kids with them, correct?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, she's trying to do, like, some Germany type stuff.

[Amy]

No, I'm trying to prevent the baby being born.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's not the law.

[Amy]

I know that's not the law, but I'm saying, if we're gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I would say you can't with cousins.

[Amy]

I'm scared to even ask this question. Yeah. Are there any states where it's still legal to.

[Bobby Bones]

Or is it don't yell Arkansas to marry your brother sister?

[Eddie]

I wasn't going to say that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm assuming that's against the law in every state.

[Eddie]

Has to be.

[Bobby Bones]

It has to be. I'm watching Mike research it right now. Yeah, it's not legal anywhere. Okay.

[Amy]

Praise.

[Eddie]

And when was the last time like that changed, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

All good on that, Bones.

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[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. If you had to evacuate your house and only had time to grab one thing, what would it be? Not including anything Living, because that's a given. Signed, Curious Casey. Okay, so no dogs. They're living. No baby, no wife. All living things. No mirror ball, because it's gone. Still don't have that back, because I'd probably go for that if it's like, it's not going to be a laptop. It used to be that, but now everything's in the cloud. I think my wife got me for my birthday a year ago a letter that Andy Kaufman, who's one of my favorite performers ever. He's dead. Died in the early 80s. A letter he wrote himself as an inspirational letter. She got me that for my birthday. That was saved. It was in a museum, and she bought it. And the fact that she would know that, that would resonate so hard with me, not only because he's my favorite, but because of what he wrote himself. I. I think I would go and grab that if it was the. The one material thing, because that's super cool. By the way, the movie based on his life is called man on the Moon. My favorite movie ever. And Jim Carrey plays him. That'd be my answer. One thing in your house material. Amy.

[Amy]

Yeah, So I inherited this hutch from my mom. So I'm trying to figure out. It's pretty heavy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but in this scenario, huge muscles or a dolly? You have both.

[Amy]

Access to, like. I have time to like. It's like, in my dining room. So I could also just, like, chunk it out the window real quick. Carefully.

[Bobby Bones]

Time is not an issue here. If you just save one thing, what is it?

[Amy]

Golly. It's between that or my jewelry box, but only because inside the jewelry box is stuff I also inherited from my mom.

[Bobby Bones]

Why don't I go with the jewelry box, then?

[Amy]

Okay, I go with the jewelry box.

[Eddie]

What's the first one? What?

[Amy]

Like a.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Amy]

It's a dresser type thing, right? Like, you put dishes in it. But it was my mom's kitchen dresser.

[Bobby Bones]

Am I right on that?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

A dresser for dishes.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'll go with that. My. My jewelry box, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

One material thing.

[Eddie]

So I don't care about anything really, but we have a box with all of our documents. Birth certificates, passports, pictures, the adopted papers, all. Everything is in one box. And we have talked about this a hundred times that if there is a house fire, this is the one thing that we need, because to replace all that stuff would be a nightmare.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, true.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a specific person in charge of getting that one thing, or does everybody think somebody else is going to

[Eddie]

get the one thing that's a good question.

[Bobby Bones]

You get out and it's like, who got it? I don't know. I thought you had it.

[Eddie]

We haven't talked about that.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's the next step. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. It's so easy, guys. You guys are talking about stupid papers. A hutch mat. Boring.

[Bobby Bones]

Can we predict his. I can crown the crown from him being prom king. Let's see if we can predict it. Go ahead, guys.

[Lunchbox]

The one item I'm going to get, it's in the guest room. It's in the closet. It's right there on a shelf. It is purple and it's got points on it, and it is a prom king Crown. Class of 99, Anderson High School, Austin, Texas. And that thing would be coming out with me on top of my head

[Bobby Bones]

still to this day.

[Lunchbox]

Absolutely. It's the most important item in our house.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you ever wear it around the house?

[Lunchbox]

The kids sometimes get it out and I tell them, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You be careful with that thing. I think they're just trying it on because they have, you know, sites in their future where they think, man, I'm gonna be the prom king, too. Do you think that happens a lot where the. The whoever was the prom king, the dad, their kid goes on to be prom king?

[Amy]

I don't. I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I haven't seen.

[Eddie]

That's a lot of expectations.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, that's a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

The survey.

[Amy]

Prom king at my school, my year, Austin high, class of 99. He's still single.

[Bobby Bones]

No way is he single again.

[Amy]

He's awesome. No, he's never been married. No kids, but, I mean, loving life. Yeah, he. Yeah. I mean, I think he'd like to find somebody, but it's like, to lunch this point. Like, that's my data. I'm like, no, kid.

[Bobby Bones]

If you showed up, let's say the kids are asleep. Lunchbox. And you're in your boxers. You put your prom crown on, and you walk in your room and you're. You're like, hey, does your wife think that's hot?

[Lunchbox]

Ah, yeah, she probably does. She probably is. Like, man, I can't believe I got a prom king.

[Bobby Bones]

You haven't done that yet? Like, no, I've never even tried.

[Lunchbox]

I never even thought about that because I don't want it to get roughed up in the. You know, in the action.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you don't have to wear it during the act.

[Eddie]

He's gotta wear it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there you go. Thank you for the email. Close it up.

Here are my notes.

My wife and I ate dinner together for the first time in a couple of weeks last night. Because mostly what we have to do now is because we have a baby. One of us eats while the other one, like, holds or watches the baby. So last night, we yesterday went on a walk. We came back, the baby loves the car seat, so we. I unhook the car seat and I sit it on the counter. And we heated up the food in the microwave from the fridge. And we sat at the bar and had dinner together with heated food. For the first time in two weeks, we're like, look at us. Young again.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we're back.

[Bobby Bones]

Just two kids on a hot date. And luckily, that car seat, it also snaps into the stroller. We don't use it for that. We use the bassinet on the stroller right now. It also snaps into the stroller, but it also, like, rocks.

[Eddie]

Rocks. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So, like, I can rock it, man. The stroller game's awesome. It's expensive, but those strollers, they go together and come apart like Transformers. I'm pretty good at it. Now we'll go on the walk. I have the bassinet and the stroller base in the back of the car. Boom. Gone. Good. Some people were like, why do you have your bassinet zipped up? The baby's going to die of greenhouse effect or something. Because people want to shame everything. The part of the bassinet that's zipped up is the part that's over the baby's feet. The baby's so small, it doesn't even really get to our feet. But if I post anything, anything. Someone was on my Instagram complaining that I had the phone on the bassinet, but it was over the back part of the feet. Like, don't you know those rays are going to kill your baby?

[Amy]

But it wasn't even touching the baby. What's greenhouse effect?

[Eddie]

Yeah, like plants, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

People just say stuff on the Internet. I don't know if you've been on lately.

[Amy]

Yeah, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

This other thing that I'm really good at, I mentioned this on Monday when you guys weren't with me, but they have this rubber ducky that tells the temperature of the water.

[Eddie]

The bath water, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

It's awesome. That's cool. And I'm good now. I can kind of finger it and just know what the temperature of the water is because I've been doing it for a while. But they make this rubber ducky that has a temperature on it, so you don't like use the water's not too hot.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

For a bath. Because they say a newborn needs to be like 96 to 100 degree water. A body temperature, basically. Which sounds hot because you go 100°, but our body temperatures are 98.

[Eddie]

Hot tub.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's not hot. Tub's 1.

[Eddie]

114 1.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a government limit on how hot you can turn a hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Amy]

I've been on it.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you look that up?

[Amy]

I think there's a four ring before and it's hot.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like a natural hot spring.

[Bobby Bones]

It's 104. Okay. And just so people don't think I'm crazy about this, because it did say body, because I don't. Again, I don't want to deal with any abuse. Here we go. I'll ask it. Hey, if I'm going to have a bath for my newborn, what temperature does the water need to be for a newborn bath? You want the water to be comfortably warm, not hot.

[Laura Vanderkam]

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[Bobby Bones]

F or 37 to 38 Celsius. So don't. Don't come at me, people.

[Amy]

Y. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That being said, this rubber ducky tells the temperature as it floats. That's so cool. It's awesome. Yeah, so I've gotten pretty good at. Again, like I said, just fingering it, put my hand under it and just tell what's up. So that's the second note I have there. Also, anybody in the market for onesies? Get the zip. Don't get the snap. The zips are so much better than the snaps.

[Eddie]

Oh, we didn't have zips.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

They were all snaps.

[Bobby Bones]

It zips, like across the body from the right foot over.

[Amy]

Yeah, that seems way easier than the snaps.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the snaps and the snaps come apart. Excellent. So there's that and then the people commenting that I have small calves on my Instagram when I'm. When I'm pushing the stroller. Screw off.

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to say that Amy, after the show yesterday, Amy went up to the house because we're doing it at my house this week. And I didn't know you were hanging out with my wife.

[Amy]

And well, I had to get. She texted me and she was like, hey, I have your pot or your pan. It's clean.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy brought macaroni and cheese over when we went into the hospital.

[Eddie]

Oh, nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy came into the house and just dropped it off and then sent this picture of our dog just looking out the window.

[Amy]

He was like, wait. I was like, stanley's waiting for y' all to return from the hospital. But Caitlyn said the one thing she was craving was this Mac and cheese recipe I have. And so I was like, okay, boom, you'll have it when you get home. And she said that. She was like, I would catch my mom eating it and I would get mad. She's like, that's mine. So anyway, she texted me that the pot was clean. So I went to get the pot.

[Bobby Bones]

And what'd you have, a good experience? Yes. Did it make you want a baby?

[Amy]

Yes. Yeah, it's so cute. I just wanted to like, take it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, sounded scary.

[Bobby Bones]

I I text Caitlyn, Keep Amy away from the baby.

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[Bobby Bones]

I think I might be allergic to diapers.

[Amy]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good. Yeah, that's good, dude.

[Ronnie Taylor]

Tell yourself that.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Eddie]

Let it be known.

[Amy]

Let's hear why.

[Bobby Bones]

Because when we're changing the diapers, I sneeze all the time.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's got to be the diapers.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

There's like little fluffies things that comes out, and I just Make. They make me sneeze like crazy.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude. Then you can't change diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

This is just, I'm not even fighting for that. But I'm just saying, can I not present to you what's happening in my life?

[Amy]

You can. I don't know if I believe it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's absolutely true.

[Amy]

Okay. Wear a mask.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'll just fight through it. I'm just saying I might be allergic to the stuff that's in the diaper. My wife is allergic to the dogs. But where you can get rid of the dogs?

[Amy]

I hope you're not going to get rid of the baby.

[Bobby Bones]

No, the diapers. Why we get rid of the baby?

[Eddie]

Don't be silly.

[Amy]

Well, what if you don't use a diaper? I guess cloth diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know how people do that. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. We go through so many diapers and I can't imagine.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

With cloth.

[Amy]

I know. Oh, wait, lunchbox. Didn't you do cloth?

[Lunchbox]

No, we were going to attempt it, but it's pretty disgusting. My parents attempted when we were kids and they went out the window. My cousin is about to have a baby and he is all in on the cloth.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I was asking someone about that. I said, what's up with cloth? How they do it? They said they put a dryer sheet in there so it limits somewhat the poop and pee that gets into the cloth.

[Amy]

Wait, they put a dryer sheet between the, the cloth and the, the skin on the baby?

[Eddie]

That doesn't sound good.

[Amy]

I don't like talk about.

[Bobby Bones]

Or some kind of sheet like that

[Amy]

would give me a rash.

[Bobby Bones]

I could be a little wrong about that. But I was asking the same thing. Like if I were just wearing like a washcloth, I poop through it. And you're constantly washing them and they're like. Yeah, but they put, there's some kind

[Amy]

of like drug, a special probably. Yeah, like I can't even use driver sheets anymore because I.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you allergic to them? Hey, so don't do laundry.

[Amy]

Yeah. Dang. Okay. Well, look at you powering through.

[Eddie]

I feel bad for you, dude. I, I, I wouldn't even risk it, man. I wouldn't risk it. Just don't change diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't see how. You never change the diaper, dude.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? I did change diapers eventually. For your first kid, like five, that's maybe 10.

[Bobby Bones]

As you can't keep up with the number because it was 0 then 1. But yes, as someone that's in the middle of it now. I don't know how your wife would get by without you just helping and occasionally grabbing one.

[Eddie]

What I would do was just kind of act like I didn't smell anything, you know, be like. And then my wife would get home and be like, dude, do you not smell the diaper? I'm like, no, I don't smell anything.

[Amy]

Oh my God.

[Eddie]

Take the baby and go change it.

[Bobby Bones]

How old until the baby was left with you? From multiple hours?

[Eddie]

It's a good question. I would say. I would say probably a month. Yeah. Cuz like multiple hours, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Cuz you have to know how to do everything.

[Eddie]

Everything.

[Bobby Bones]

If she le multiple hours.

[Eddie]

Feed the baby.

[Amy]

By the way, first baby, it's. It's new for everybody involved. Like, even her. Even your wife, she was new, learning at all. So, like, what? Why? How did you not know?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we had different roles. And I'll. I don't want to stick up for Eddie because I don't want to be here. But there are different roles because whenever my wife had come home for the first time and she was doing the feeding, I was also around the house doing everything to make sure that she could also do the things that were particular to the baby.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was the dishwasher. I remember that vividly.

[Bobby Bones]

I was cleaning the house. I was cleaning bottles, you know, from when I was using the bottles of feeding the baby. I was. There's something called a boppy, and if the baby spits up on it or poops or pees on it, I got to, like, put that in the laundry. I'm making sure she gets food. There's just a lot of stuff that I'm doing while she's learning about that stuff. I hate being on Eddie Saddle.

[Eddie]

Right. You nailed it. No, but that's what our role is.

[Bobby Bones]

My role was learning how to be great support while she did the main thing.

[Amy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because there's some parts of it I literally couldn't do.

[Eddie]

Right. But, yeah, now I'm with you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

And. And I'm with you too. On the diaper. On the allergic to diapers. Like, that's serious. And I bet if you looked it up on the Internet, dude, there's a whole community out there.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I find a Reddit group of dads who are allergic to diapers and shout out to everybody going through all the diapers.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I've mentioned this, like, three times. It's so many diapers. I'm not grossed out by poop and pee. Anymore. Really. I was at first, but I'm really. It's not even a thing anymore. I've become numb to it. That. It's just. But I was like that with. I'm like that now with our bulldog.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because he has your.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And. But I wasn't at first. I was. I was like, oh, God, it's weird. It's going to the bathroom. And my wife, before she had the baby, she was. She was like, man, you. I'm able to, like, wipe the bulldog if he gets sick, Stanley. Because he has a lot of issues. I can clean the bulldog, no problem, whatever. And he need a finger on his butt to. No problem. Anything with the baby. At first I was like, oh, man, that's a human. I don't know if. But it's weird. Like, baby bathroom is just different because they're just doing. They're just having milk. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

It changes. Then you introduce food that changes.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard it gets like. It's a rocky road. Yes. Right now, it's basically just mustard.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't like bathroom talk in general, so to. What I will say is, hey, mustard. She's like, yeah, like, okay. I know it's going to take more wipes for mustard. Also, the thing that babies will do is that they'll. They're done using the bathroom until you're changing them, and they'll go to the bathroom again. Wipes. And it's like, here we go. And so that's another waste of diaper. Shout out to parents everywhere going through the diaper situation.

[Eddie]

Have you thought, like, man, we need to get in the diaper business? Because, like, they make so much money.

[Bobby Bones]

My entrepreneurial mind has not been on at all.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

And it always stays on. Well, it's just. I'm just total, like, focused in. On. On support. Support for Caitlin. But it is. My entrepreneurial mind is never off. And it's been off for sure. Don't worry. There'll be something someday.

[Eddie]

It'll be back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Bones. We're doing the show from my house this week. If you haven't heard, we had a baby. So staying pretty close to help my wife, even during the show. And so because of that, like, we have a bathroom here that's at the studio. Eddie goes into the bathroom here. Amy comes back and says that Eddie peed on the floor and didn't put the lid down. I. I was in my house.

[Eddie]

I did what there was fee on the floor and. But I'm not the only one that uses the bathroom. I Didn't pee all over

[Bobby Bones]

in my house. What kind of animal in mine? If you do it in the building in normal work, that's fine, but you peed in the floor of my house, and then you just left the toilet seat up. Amy almost fell in.

[Eddie]

There's no proof that that was me.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't leave the seat up.

[Eddie]

I might have done that. I might have done that. And that's crazy, because I've been working really hard at that. And even with my boys, I have four boys. So, like, I've been trying to teach them, like, hey, there are certain things that we have to do in life. And part of being a dude is when we lift the seat up to go, you got to close it, and they forget to do it. And I guess I'm kind of, like, in the transition phase two, where I guess I forgot and I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

And the wet was very fresh.

[Eddie]

No, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

From when you peed in the floor,

[Amy]

it was just like, a dribble, but it was still there.

[Bobby Bones]

You dribbled in the floor.

[Eddie]

Was it on the seat or the floor?

[Amy]

No, it was right on the floor.

[Lunchbox]

What do you think the floor means?

[Bobby Bones]

The floor means the seat.

[Eddie]

Well, it's just. That's weird that I. Man, that's crazy. I don't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's my house.

[Eddie]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

I accept your apology. So Amy has now come up with a list, or did you get this off the Internet?

[Amy]

I got off the Internet. I sort of made it my own. I mean, there was, like, 15 tips, to be honest, but I narrowed it down and added some of my own because of Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

These are hygiene tips. Every guy should know. So, yes, you're gonna give it to us. And we're gonna do what?

[Amy]

You're gonna start implementing these into your life. Or y' all go, if you don't do it, that's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We'll say if we do it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

How many are there?

[Amy]

One, two, three, four, five. Like eight.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go.

[Amy]

Okay. Scrape your tongue daily?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but my wife tells me all the time she has a dedicated tongue scraper. She's like, you don't scrape your tongue. I brush my tongue, but that also isn't effective. As effective as scraping your tongue. So, no, I'm not good on that one. You.

[Eddie]

I'm a tongue brusher, but I've never scraped. I don't even know. Do they sell scrapers?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, she has one. It's like a bendy. It's like a bendy thing.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchboxes. Scrape your tongue.

[Lunchbox]

Never brush my tongue. Never scrape my tongue. Nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right, Next up.

[Amy]

Okay. Sit to pee.

[Bobby Bones]

We should do this. Yes, I do. Sometimes when I'm on there already. Oh.

[Eddie]

Like if I'm on there already for another reason, I'll do that.

[Amy]

Okay, then why not do it every time? Because this would help eliminate the pee on the floor.

[Bobby Bones]

You should be sentenced to one week of only peeing when you sit.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Amy]

I think that y' all need to be sitting to pee because it's just more controlled.

[Bobby Bones]

But can I say this? It's definitely something that takes longer to do if you're sitting to pee because as a guy, we can walk in.

[Amy]

Oh. Oh. So probably. Yeah. Welcome to our lives.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't say that it was the same.

[Amy]

Want to pee?

[Bobby Bones]

I. I don't sit to pee normally. I have before.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

I also wipe after I pee.

[Amy]

Yes, that's my next thing. It's dab the tip after you pee.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I do that. I do that. I do wipe.

[Amy]

Yeah. Dab the tip.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's great.

[Eddie]

I don't dab the tip.

[Bobby Bones]

No lunchbox. Do you wipe or. Yeah. Or do you sit down?

[Lunchbox]

I never wipe. I sit down if it's the middle of the night. Cuz I don't want to turn on the light and wake myself up. So I just sit in there and that way I can kind of sleep. Yp, that's interesting.

[Eddie]

You don't have to aim.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you don't have to aim in the middle of the night cuz that's when accidents happen. You hit the wall.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a big miss if you're hitting the wall. Right.

[Amy]

So Bobby's the only one that dabs.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Go ahead. Wow.

[Amy]

Trim your toenails and fingernails weekly.

[Bobby Bones]

I bite my nails. My fingernails.

[Eddie]

Like how often?

[Bobby Bones]

All if there's a game on it. Just if it's basketball season or football season. So twice a week, A.R. makes me my nails like crazy.

[Amy]

What about your toes?

[Bobby Bones]

My nails aren't super long. I don't use clippers, but I'll just tear them off.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'll just kind of pick them off.

[Amy]

This is weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that is weird.

[Amy]

Ow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't eat them. Lunchbox eats his.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Little protein. And I don't do it once a week. I like them to get long on the toes. That way they're easier to rip off.

[Bobby Bones]

Little treat for you.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. And you do anything?

[Eddie]

I do the eye test. Just kind of like, oh, those look like I'm kind of long. Got to cut those. But it's definitely not once a week. I would say, like, maybe every three weeks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. What else?

[Amy]

Scrub behind your ears.

[Eddie]

I do that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think I do that in the shower. Yeah, go ahead.

[Amy]

Scrub your feet and in between your toes.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I let the. I let gravity handle that when I'm in the shower.

[Eddie]

You've said that before, and I've thought about that. Like, that's so gross. You gotta. You gotta wash and scrub. And the fact that you just let the water kind of go down there.

[Amy]

What about. Did you take the soap down to your, like, calves? Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, for sure.

[Amy]

Like, you loofah your cat all the

[Bobby Bones]

way below my knees. Yes, but then water just goes down. It's like the greatest waterfalls are just water. Lunchbox. Do you clean your toes?

[Lunchbox]

Gravity. Gravity takes it down.

[Amy]

Hygiene as him.

[Eddie]

Yeah, listen, you want to be like him?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. Okay, what else?

[Amy]

Dry your body fully before you put your clothes on.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Eddie]

Who does?

[Bobby Bones]

Who? I thought you were gonna say before you towel, like, air dry. No, I. I dry fully.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And then 0% chance I just dab one time. Swipe the front, swipe the back. Put the clothes on.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not your pee pee. We're talking about.

[Lunchbox]

I'm talking about when you get out of.

[Amy]

That.

[Lunchbox]

When you get out of the shower. Because then sometimes it's hard to get your shorts on or whatever your. Your underwear, because it's kind of sticking to your leg as you're wet.

[Amy]

See, you need to drive fully because you don't want that moisture. I don't want wet clothes building up, and that's gross.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, one more.

[Amy]

Lastly, floss your teeth every night.

[Bobby Bones]

I floss probably five times a day.

[Eddie]

Same.

[Amy]

Five times a day?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, at least.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

I have, like, gaps in my teeth, so I constantly have to keep them clean. Otherwise it's their food that gets impacted up there.

[Amy]

Well, that. That one, y', all, you're doing great on.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think I'm doing it for any dental hygiene. Like, I want to stay ahead of the curve. It's just. It's so bothersome. The food. I. I floss five times a day.

[Amy]

I don't know if this is true or not, but I get these videos in my algorithm from time to time of people saying, like, floss your teeth or you're gonna have a stroke.

[Bobby Bones]

I've heard that too. I never really go into the. To look at anything more than a headline.

[Eddie]

And is that the bacteria in the

[Amy]

teeth I don't want to stroke.

[Bobby Bones]

It's also like don't pop a pimple on your nose. It's a triangle to death. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I'm popping those temples too. You can buy coaches, pay for coaches to do anything. Now the coaching business is booming. For example, if you want an energy or spiritual Coach, it's like 150 bucks an hour for an energy coach. That. That's just a sucker.

Right?

Like if you're buying an energy coach, you get put on a list. Right. So other people can take advantage of you as well. So like a scammer list.

[Amy]

I. If you're into that, like if it will help you, like let's say it's not even really real, but there's some placebo effect going on. It's a good investment.

[Eddie]

What are you providing energy?

[Amy]

Yeah, they're aura.

[Bobby Bones]

You can buy a whole program and they sell a transformation over time.

[Amy]

Is it like how like a Mercury retrograde?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, dude. You know how I feel about all that crap. Birth coaches mostly they sell these package based and it's like 2500 bucks per

[Amy]

birth package isn't like a doula.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. We didn't have anything like that. Like a birth coach or a doula or anything like that.

[Amy]

But that's not a scam.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't feel like that's a scam.

[Amy]

But the energy coach, maybe big time.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a boxing coach right now. That's that.

[Eddie]

See, that sounds real.

[Bobby Bones]

But I feel like that's also like a trainer. I'm not training to box, but we're bought. He's a real boxer. But we do that. So I can train to get cardio, but I guess I'm not learning. But also I'm learning how to box. I guess if you want a backflip coach on Google, It'll cost you 50 bucks an hour.

[Eddie]

But say you want to back do a backflip. Like I've never been able to do a backflip. That'd be worth it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh no. To you. You shouldn't do this. You'll die. Also a grief coach, a death doula.

[Amy]

Yes, that would be helpful.

[Bobby Bones]

100 bucks an hour?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't that kind of therapy? I think it's specialized therapy. It is.

[Amy]

It's just sort of like what do they do? Check the obituaries and reach out to families?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think the families reach out to them. I don't think they're like ambulance chasers.

[Eddie]

Sorry for your loss.

[Bobby Bones]

Knock on the door.

[Amy]

No, no, no. That one I. I fully support. I think that having a grief coach or someone that specializes in grief, which, hey, lucky you, if you already have a. Have a therapist that specializes in grief. Because navigating that, especially for the first time, can be really wild.

[Eddie]

What sounds better, therapist or coach?

[Amy]

A therapist. 100 therapist.

[Bobby Bones]

Because anybody can coach anything. You can have a life coach that has nothing. No credential, no degree, no advanced education. I could be a life coach.

[Eddie]

Coach just sounds awesome. Like, you know, my kids have a basketball coach. Yeah. They help them with their drills.

[Bobby Bones]

That's probably just a dad who probably played in high school.

[Eddie]

Sure. He was a high school coach.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

But.

[Bobby Bones]

So he must have a better.

[Amy]

Yeah, he's got some cred.

[Bobby Bones]

I want a therapist or something with ist on the end of it.

[Amy]

I want letters after their name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That apply to their degree. However, my. One of my best friends, Kat, she's a therapist, and she does have a problem with a lot of the coaches out there. However, there are times where it works, and she'll even recommend for some of her clients, like to have certain life coaches, if it fits, whatever they're looking for.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't think all life coaches are bad. I think most, though, don't have the credentials to do that and for people to blindly trust them.

[Amy]

That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, like, as I've talked to an actual therapist about this, and while some she finds frustrating, others she finds very helpful and can be beneficial to her clients.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you could today just say you're a life coach. Lunchbox today could just be a life coach and be like, I'm a life coach. Pay me. Now. People may not pay you.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can't say, I'm a psychiatrist. You can't just declare you're in psychiatry now. A career business coach. 300 bucks per session. It's an unregulated industry. So you can be a coach on it. You lunchbox. You could be a business coach.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness. I could teach people how to make money. Oh, man. Here, let me teach you how to set up your business and go far in life. But you can hire me. 200 bucks an hour. I'm in.

[Eddie]

But. But you've got to be kind of good at that. Right? Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he hasn't gone far in life.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you.

[Eddie]

You're not. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, right. We made money. We made money.

[Bobby Bones]

What are you talking about?

[Lunchbox]

On the pallet. We made a profit. That was A good business. The storage locker. We made money. A profit. Disney DVDs. We broke even.

[Bobby Bones]

You can do dating coaches, sleep coaches. A confidence coach. A breath work coach. A divorce coach.

[Amy]

Oh, my friend just hired a sleep coach. I thought about.

[Lunchbox]

You are suing me. Your friend is an idiot.

[Amy]

No, he is not.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he is.

[Amy]

No, he's not. But I thought about sending the info to you.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby, my sleep coach is my therapist. Who's my overall all person that has a degree.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean they tell you how to sleep? Here, close your eyes. What in the world? Lay on your side. Turn off the lights.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

I did kind of laugh at him when he said it, but he said it's already changed his life. He's sleeping better. Better than ever.

[Bobby Bones]

An accountability coach. That's somebody you can also pay.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie needs that.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of coach does everybody need?

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of coach does Amy need?

[Amy]

Oh, I would like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we're gonna do it on you.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

Oh, we decided.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. Like a memory coach.

[Bobby Bones]

Like an ADHD coach.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Concentration coach.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Amy]

I can get behind that because there are definitely tips and tricks.

[Lunchbox]

What kind of driving coach?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Lunchbox is still going. Okay. A driving coach.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

I drive fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Why'd you say?

[Lunchbox]

Well, marriage coach.

[Eddie]

Kind of where I was going.

[Amy]

Yeah, I could be a divorce coach.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. You've been through it.

[Amy]

Or I could be a co parenting coach.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of coach does Lunchbox need? Hygiene coach.

[Eddie]

Hygiene coach. That's a good one.

[Amy]

A communication coach.

[Bobby Bones]

He should have a less. Less confidence coach.

[Eddie]

A wardrobe coach. Be good.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'd love you already have one of those, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Well, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby's Eddie hasn't got hand me downs for me in probably a year, year and a half.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But you can always tell when he's wearing them.

[Eddie]

Hey, this is all my stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Is because he looks a little better. Is he a little put together?

[Amy]

That's not even. Oh, what you can hate on me for everything that I need.

[Eddie]

What's funny though, when people do compliment me on my clothes, it's usually your stuff. My stuff that I buy.

[Bobby Bones]

So we did you. We did lunchbox. We did.

[Eddie]

Eddie, you haven't done me. Oh, accountability. Is that me?

[Bobby Bones]

A gear accountability coach. Yeah. Anybody anything else for Eddie?

[Eddie]

I mean, I could use a dad coach, like just to help with parenting. I think every parent needs a parent.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang, dude, you got almost nothing. Like.

[Amy]

No, that's not.

[Bobby Bones]

The room is so I'm trying to

[Amy]

figure out how to say.

[Bobby Bones]

I was to say.

[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Just go.

[Amy]

How do you say a coach for, like, someone who says they're busy all

[Bobby Bones]

the time, they're not dishonesty coach?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there you go.

[Eddie]

Like I said, I'm alive.

[Amy]

Maybe like a calendar coach that, like, really, like, look at your calendar, because I think you have more time than you think.

[Eddie]

They would get so, like, overwhelmed with

[Bobby Bones]

how much you do every day.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, when he sits in that guy's office in the building and just looks at the hotel being built, and they just sit there and chat. I mean, real busy.

[Eddie]

That's my lunch break.

[Amy]

Okay. What kind of coach do I need you sleep coach.

[Eddie]

Like, have fun coach.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, There you go.

[Eddie]

Enjoy life coach.

[Lunchbox]

Take a day off work coach.

[Amy]

Like a fun coach.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So I said, yeah, fun coach. What about, don't hurt yourself trying to think of things. We're just doing a bit here, you know?

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But if you have something else, go ahead.

[Amy]

Well, I was thinking about an argument coach.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

Because you said, pretty good at arguing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm not.

[Eddie]

Listen, here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not good at arguing challenge.

[Amy]

It's not about whether you're good or not. You have admitted multiple times that you just want to win.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Even if I'm wrong, I'll still try to win.

[Amy]

Your goal, so maybe shouldn't be to win. So you need a coach that can undo whatever that is.

[Bobby Bones]

A coach that wants me to lose. That sounds like a terrible coach.

[Eddie]

That's not a good coach.

[Amy]

It shouldn't be about winning or losing. It should be about having a healthy confrontation about something.

[Eddie]

Then why argue? You want to be right when you are.

[Amy]

But he needs a confrontation coach because it doesn't have to be.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny. I get in a fight with the confrontation coach.

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[Radio Announcer]

Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning is all box Morgan too SC to put you through M riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone.

[Bobby Bones]

Now time for the morning corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What is a baby computer call his old man?

[Bobby Bones]

What's a baby computer call his old man?

[Amy]

Data.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the morning Corny Bobby Bone show. Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Missouri. It was about 2am When a family was asleep upstairs. And the son comes in, goes, mom, I think there's something burning in the kitchen. And they go down and there's a woman in the kitchen eating fruity Pebbles and cooking a pizza in the oven. She had been out and she's like, I'm not leaving. Why would I leave Fanny's house? Like I can come in Fanny's house whenever I want. They're like, this isn't Fanny's house. They're like. And she said, yes, it is. They called 91 1.

[Bobby Bones]

So she was so messed up, she

was in the wrong house.

[Lunchbox]

Wrong house.

[Bobby Bones]

What I hear is someone with digestive

issues, you're eating fruity Pebbles and pizza

at the same time. I'd be out for a week if I had that mix of meals together. I feel like you should get a lesser charge if you only are doing this and you just think you're at the place that you're supposed to be.

She wasn't breaking in and stealing.

In her mind. She was just so drunk.

She was in the wrong place.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And she was petting the family dog. She was like, being nice.

[Bobby Bones]

If I'm the judge, you're taking care of the dog.

[Amy]

Wait a second. Does Fanny have a dog? She better, maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's Fanny, by the way?

[Lunchbox]

I guess the friend's house she thought she was going to.

[Bobby Bones]

Fanny feels like she's 90.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it does.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

It cost ABC $70 million to cancel the Bachelorette.

[Amy]

Oh, wow. That's way more than I thought away.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So. And it's not going to come back. I wonder what they're going to do

with those tapes one day.

[Amy]

I don't know. The lost tapes, like 30 years from now. Check out this show.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen people and I've. Like these news sites say they may try to do like a live Bachelorette with other people. And I think maybe they're just throwing

[Amy]

ideas out there, like filming it live.

[Bobby Bones]

You wouldn't film it.

You would do it live.

[Amy]

That's okay. That's what I mean. Like, we would be watching it in action.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Not the dates, but the Rose. I mean, it would be so on hbo, the NFL has a show called Hard Knocks.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And they turn it over so quick

because every week it's got to be new. And so you get a team in like that to shoot it, have it prepared for Sunday, and then you do part of it live. Like the rose ceremony. Like we would do that on American Idol. Some of it would be recorded and it would go live. Or the packages when I was on Dancing with the Stars, those would all be like. You just run packages in the middle of it. But they lost 70 million bucks on this show.

[Amy]

Insurance or does it. Can they file that?

[Bobby Bones]

You can if. I'm sure they have some sort of insurance. And you can also write it off. But when you write something off, it's not a total get back. It's basically half even if it's a loss. So there's that. I don't know. I just. I'm not. She is not appealing to me in any way.

[Amy]

You know, I know I'm not a guy. So, like, I. I don't even mean physically.

[Bobby Bones]

I just mean like her whole personality.

[Amy]

Oh, no, same. I'm talking about the whole package. I have sort of. When they selected her, I was like, oh, interesting. Like I feel like if I was a guy, I would have showed up and been like, well, dang.

[Bobby Bones]

I think if I were a guy, this is gonna get me in trouble. But if I were a guy.

[Amy]

You are okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, I am a guy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you are a guy.

[Bobby Bones]

If I went on the show and I didn't know who it was and I'm a dude and I'm single and I'm 28 to 33 and I get on and it doesn't matter who it is. And it's somebody that has three kids and it's like, hey, you're expected to be engaged at the end of this if you win. That's weird to me because you don't go on that show to be a stepdad of three kids.

[Eddie]

Baggage immediately on a reality show.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's that. The other thing is something we've been talking about a little bit is the Alan Richardson. So a couple things. This guy, he is a monster. He's on Reacher, the show that's on Amazon. He's also in War Machine, a movie that I just watched on Netflix. Mike, would you look up his height and weight? Because he looks like what John Cena would look like if John Cena was able to achieve his dreams.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's huge.

[Bobby Bones]

63250 and I'm talking about his muscles are so big. So the body cam footage comes out because when he rides a motorcycle, people wear cameras in case like a car cuts them off or hits them. Oh, because it's so dangerous for people to ride motorcycles. Did you guys watch?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Footage so he won't be charged. And there was first the video from inside the house of him beating up that dude.

[Eddie]

The doorbell cam.

[Bobby Bones]

Then Alan Ritchson releases the body cam footage from him like it's a cop. It looked like a cop video. So he will not be charged with fighting his neighbor because police determined he acted in self defense. He actually had videoed the whole thing because he was wearing a body cam.

[Amy]

I had no idea. That cycle motorcycle. I keep wanting to say layman's because I mean, body cam, I think of a professional police or people that need it, but I didn't know just everyday people the road motorcycles wore a body

[Bobby Bones]

cam for that exact reason.

[Amy]

Why? I had no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

And some like Uber drivers, they put cams on their car as well, looking forward in case somebody does something to them.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's kind of for that reason. Dude, he gets out and whoops. This dude jumps on foot in front of the motorcycle.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. Reacher falls off his bike.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. The neighbor gets on foot as the motorcycle's driving down to stop him. Reacher. Reacher. We'll just call him that. You see his bike fall?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It falls.

[Bobby Bones]

And then, boy, do they start going. Reacher. Whoops them.

[Eddie]

And the guy even said. The neighbor. The guy even said that he pushed Reacher a couple of times. So he's like. I kind of like started it.

[Amy]

But why?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, here's the guy. Ronnie Taylor, by the way.

Guys, this is 10 minutes from our house.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's close.

[Amy]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Amy]

Let's go check out.

[Bobby Bones]

It's 10 to 15 minutes from our house.

[Eddie]

Let's go after the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Here is Ronnie Taylor, the neighbor who Reacher got in a fight with, telling his side of the story.

[Ronnie Taylor]

I'd heard this incestuous revving and speeding through our neighborhood of the motorcycle. I eventually saw the guy on Saturday. I didn't know who it was. And I sort of like, flippantly sort of said, guy, like he was quite away. I said, can you just slow it down, please? And on Sunday, when I was cleaning my bike outside my house, he rode once, twice. And on the second time, I walked out in front of him and I said, you've got to stop. Someone's going to get hurt. I did push him because he was coming towards me on his. On his bike. He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and it kicked the

[Eddie]

crap out of me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he whooped his butt.

[Amy]

Oh, so it was noise disturbance.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's what you have to do in that situation. You have to record it happening for us to believe that's what happened. If someone's flying through your neighborhood and you can hear them coming, you get your phone out and you record it.

[Amy]

Something about his accent makes me believe him.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not saying that I don't believe him.

[Eddie]

It sounds like he's telling the truth,

[Bobby Bones]

but if you can hear it, then you have time to record it. And then you can show everybody, hey, this guy, he doesn't have that. So you lose.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

You have no document of proof you lose.

[Eddie]

I think where it all kind of like just goes away is because he says he pushed Reacher.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, you can't do that. You also can't jump in front of the motorcycle like that.

[Amy]

And also, it's like, I get it. Like, you don't know who it is at first. Which, if I came upon him, I wouldn't know That's Reacher. Right. But I would look at his body and be like, I'm probably not going to push this guy.

[Eddie]

I'm going to mess with that guy. And then he didn't. I think you cut it off a little early. He starts. He said that, like, he felt like he needed to stand up to reach her because no one else in the neighborhood would. So he's like. I felt like the dude to stand up to him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

Pretty ballsy.

But you have to record this happening because if it's so loud you can hear them on the motorcycles, you have to get your phone out and record it and see them and then turn that in to the cops.

[Amy]

I mean, so obviously, if no one else in the neighborhood, maybe there has been like, I have a neighborhood text chain. Like, maybe they have one. Do they have one going there? It's like, what's that? Annoying loud motorcycle.

[Bobby Bones]

Annoying, loud things not going to matter. It's daytime. It's the speeding in the neighborhood that would matter if they were doing it at midnight or 1am but it's like him and his son, I think.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That then the. The loudest f. You can have a

loud motorcycle in the daytime.

[Amy]

Like, how fast are we talking?

[Eddie]

Don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't know because he didn't record it.

And the reason I don't fully believe him is if you can hear it from that far away, you can pull your phone out and record them driving by fast.

[Amy]

I know, but not everybody thinks to document.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they do.

[Amy]

I don't think they do.

[Bobby Bones]

Before you fight someone. Yeah.

[Amy]

I feel like it happened so fast.

[Bobby Bones]

No, this. This happened so. But. But it's happened forever to get to this point.

[Amy]

No, I get you.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't fight, Reacher.

[Eddie]

Don't even try.

[Bobby Bones]

That show is full of people that are smaller than him, like, testing him, and he beats the crap out of them.

[Amy]

He's like, oh, it's like a day of the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just woke people, but all show. So there's the update to that Bones lunchbox. Went out to tell people the news that I had a baby. What was your motivation here?

[Lunchbox]

I figured a lot of people would want to know. Everybody's been talking about it. It's been the buildup of the last, you know, 12 months. Oh, when is Bobby's baby gonna be here? Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby bones.

[Eddie]

Like nine?

[Bobby Bones]

10, actually. Yeah, 10.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. 10 months. Whatever. And so I thought, you know, once you posted it on Instagram, it was official. The Cat was out of the bag, so I went and let people know. All right, here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Play me the clip.

[Lunchbox]

Can I help you? Yeah, how's it going, man? I was just wondering if we could make an announcement because Bobby Bones had his baby.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a grocery store.

But how can. How else can I help you?

[Lunchbox]

But aren't we excited?

[Radio Announcer]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Are we excited?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure you are.

[Lunchbox]

No, but we. I mean, I think everybody would be excited.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there anything else I can do for you?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I just thought, you know how you can do on the pa

[Eddie]

Like, I heard you, and I'm smiling and I heard you.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I help you with anything else?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, very good.

[Lunchbox]

So are we gonna announce it by Bobby had his baby?

[Bobby Bones]

No. And can I help you with anything else?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

All right. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

You're welcome. So awkward.

[Amy]

I'm embarrassed.

[Bobby Bones]

I think a little bit. He likes doing these because people don't know who I am. Like, just Gen pop does not know who I am. And I think he likes to go out and be like, what do you think about this? Like, we don't know who that is. He's like, see?

[Lunchbox]

No, that's what. That's not why I was doing it. I was doing it to see if he would do it on the PA system, and he was not the most helpful.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like that guy gets idiots going up to him a lot because he was so well prepared for an idiot.

[Amy]

He's like, yeah, what else do you need?

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, yeah, what else can I do to help you? I'm not gonna do that. What else? Say, very positive. Thank you for the attempt there, lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

You're welcome.

[Bobby Bones]

We're done.

We'll see you guys tomorrow. All right, bye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

The Bobby Bone Show.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

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