The Bobby Bones Show — WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox FINALLY Went To The Doctor + Bobby On Weaponized Incompetence In Men + Never Gonna Get It

Air Date: January 14, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones & Show
Producer: Premiere Networks

Episode Overview

This episode blends classic Bobby Bones Show antics and heartfelt advice with memorable updates from the team's lives. Key topics include:

• Lunchbox’s long-awaited visit to the doctor and the comedic medical saga that follows.
• Bobby Bones’ take on "weaponized incompetence" among men.
• An edition of the “Never Gonna Get It” game.
• Voices from listeners on everything from tipping to fasting and faith.

The discussion ranges from pop culture and psychological oddities to personal health and relationships—punctuated with the show’s signature banter.

Major Segments, Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. The Psychology of Attraction: Do Women Like Men in Sports Cars?

[03:11 – 08:05]

• The team discusses a British Journal of Psychology study about whether women are attracted to men in sports cars.
  • Lunchbox: "100%. You see a sports car pull up... heads turn and some woman is either getting out in a sparkly dress or someone's running over to see who's getting out of that car." [04:04]
  • They debate if it's the car or just the expense/luxury.
  • Amy: Suggests that the type and cost of the car matter more than it being a “sports car.”
  • The group concludes men are seen as more attractive in luxury vehicles, but the reverse isn't true for women.

Notable Moment:

Lunchbox: “I don’t want a woman in a sports car. I want her in my sports car.” [05:49]

2. Medical Oddities: Foreign Language Syndrome

[08:05 – 11:19]

• Bobby shares a story of a Utah man who spoke fluent Spanish after surgery—despite not really knowing the language.
  • The phenomenon (“foreign language syndrome”) has about 100 known cases since 1907.
  • The team speculates if all memories are stored deep in the brain, waiting for the right trigger.
  • Bobby: “Maybe every single experience…is stored, but we have no way to dig that deep.” [09:25]
  • They joke about pranking doctors and consider “past life” theories.

3. Fasting, Faith, and Show Bets

[11:19 – 16:00]

• Eddie plans a 20-day fast, prompting skepticism.
  • Bobby (teasing): “I don’t trust him…You’ll hold true with not eating? Like a little peanut here…?” [12:09]
  • Eddie insists he’s serious: “I’m doing this to get closer to God. Why would I lie about that?” [12:26]
  • Listeners call in with their fasting stories, including Carly from NC who credits fasting for her recent life breakthrough. [16:07]
  • Caller Katie raises the issue of Biblical privacy in fasting: “The Bible says…not to announce it. Don't brag about it.” [20:26]
  • The show jokes about striking Eddie’s announcement from the record.

4. Tipping Debates

[17:46 – 19:10]

• Voicemail prompts a revisit on tipping etiquette, sparked by Lunchbox’s reluctance to tip service workers.
  • Listener: "Please always do the exact opposite of what Lunchbox says." [18:09]
  • Lunchbox defends himself but insists, “everybody wants a tip” (implying over-tipping culture).
  • Bobby clarifies they're talking about "above and beyond" service, not all tipping everywhere.

5. Anonymous Inbox: “My Boyfriend is a Bad Gift Giver”

[27:13 – 30:18]

• Listener laments her boyfriend’s lackluster gift-giving, despite many hints.
  • Bobby: “When you say it feels like he doesn’t even know me, it feels like you don’t even know him… You have to tell him; he’s not going to change.” [28:25]
  • Amy agrees, stressing the importance of being direct.

6. Weaponized Incompetence: Men, Chores & Tricks

[30:18 – 33:04]

• Bobby explains “weaponized incompetence”—pretending not to know how to do something so a partner will do it instead.
  • Plays clip of Thomas Rhett lamenting his inability to fold laundry properly for his wife.
  • Amy: “Anybody can fold a t-shirt well if they take the time.” [31:22]
  • A listener calls in with a similar “husband can cook, but acts like he can't” anecdote.

7. "Never Gonna Get It" Game: School Bans

[33:20 – 37:32]

• Trivia: “Nearly 1 in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states.”
  • Guesses include hoodies, tobacco, backpacks, phones, candy, hats.
  • Answer: Peanuts (due to allergy risks.) [37:22]
  • Listener Jennifer smartly bets against the team and wins.

8. Lunchbox’s Doctor Visit Saga

[38:21 – 45:28]

• Massive segment where Lunchbox recaps his urology visit, ultrasound, and diagnosis.
  • He describes in hilarious detail getting an ultrasound on his testicles, falling asleep mid-procedure (“It was a dark room... I fell asleep.” [39:14])
  • Diagnosed with a “tight pelvic floor” and possible infection.
  • Prescribed Cialis (cue jokes about ED and mistaken reasons for the prescription). [41:36]
  • Prostate exam described in honest, comedic detail: “It was weird…Elbows on the table…” [43:04]
  • Amy: “You have ED, which is okay.” [41:59]
  • Lunchbox: repeatedly denies he has ED.

Memorable Quotes:

Lunchbox: “I can fall asleep anywhere. It was a dark room. It was quiet. All right?” [39:48]
Bobby: “She gave you a ribbon for your peeing?” [40:21]

9. Miscellaneous Rapidfire: Road Rage, Accidents & Corny Jokes

[50:40 – 56:25]

• Eddie got flipped off by a 10-year-old: “The mom’s like, ‘Yeah, get him!’” [51:29]
• Morgan narrowly avoided getting hit in a parking lot.
• Updates on Lunchbox’s car accident and ongoing back pain.
• “The Morning Corny” joke pokes fun at Arkansas Razorbacks:
  • Amy: “Why do Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? Because they choke when they get near a bowl.” [55:41]

10. Ending: Sports Predictions

[58:00 – end]

• Listener comments on Amy’s “psychic” Broncos Super Bowl prediction and Bobby’s luck (or lack thereof) with sports teams.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lunchbox (sports cars): "Women love it." [04:22]
• Bobby (on memory): "Maybe every experience we have is stored, but we just can't dig that deep." [09:25]
• Eddie: "At 10 years old if you’re starting with a finger on the road, what’s next? ...Murder?" [52:33]
• Bobby (on gifting): “You have to tell him… set you guys both up for success.” [29:51]
• Amy (on chore tricks): “Anybody can fold a t-shirt well if they take the time.” [31:22]
• Lunchbox (on doctor visit): “She said, ‘First, we’re going to send you down for an ultrasound’. I was like, I thought only women got that.” [38:41]
• Bobby: “She gave you a ribbon for your peeing?” [40:21]

Episode Flow and Tone

The show is energetic, playful, and candid, filled with self-deprecating humor and good-natured ribbing. They blend pop-culture observation, relatable personal stories, “dumb guy” antics (mostly courtesy of Lunchbox), and real listener interaction into a tightly-packed hour. There’s an undertone of genuine friendship and support, even as they roast each other.

Listener Takeaways

• If you want something for your birthday, just say it! Hints often don't work (especially with certain guys).
• “Weaponized incompetence” is a real (and hilarious) dynamic in many households.
• Fasting can be meaningful, but maybe keep it private per biblical guidance.
• Always tip for above-and-beyond service.
• If something is wrong with your health—go to the doctor. And tell them everything!
• Peanuts are banned in many schools—sometimes the obvious answer is right in front of you.
• Sometimes the best way to win with this crew? Bet against them!

Perfect for: Fans of lighthearted banter, real-talk advice, offbeat trivia, and a touch of morning chaos.