WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox FINALLY Went To The Doctor + Bobby On Weaponized Incompetence In Men + Never Gonna Get It

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox FINALLY Went To The Doctor + Bobby On Weaponized Incompetence In Men + Never Gonna Get It

Air Date: January 14, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones & Show
Producer: Premiere Networks

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Episode Overview

This episode blends classic Bobby Bones Show antics and heartfelt advice with memorable updates from the team's lives. Key topics include:

• Lunchbox’s long-awaited visit to the doctor and the comedic medical saga that follows.
• Bobby Bones’ take on "weaponized incompetence" among men.
• An edition of the “Never Gonna Get It” game.
• Voices from listeners on everything from tipping to fasting and faith.

The discussion ranges from pop culture and psychological oddities to personal health and relationships—punctuated with the show’s signature banter.

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Major Segments, Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. The Psychology of Attraction: Do Women Like Men in Sports Cars?

[03:11 – 08:05]

• The team discusses a British Journal of Psychology study about whether women are attracted to men in sports cars.
  • Lunchbox: "100%. You see a sports car pull up... heads turn and some woman is either getting out in a sparkly dress or someone's running over to see who's getting out of that car." [04:04]
  • They debate if it's the car or just the expense/luxury.
  • Amy: Suggests that the type and cost of the car matter more than it being a “sports car.”
  • The group concludes men are seen as more attractive in luxury vehicles, but the reverse isn't true for women.

Notable Moment:

Lunchbox: “I don’t want a woman in a sports car. I want her in my sports car.” [05:49]

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2. Medical Oddities: Foreign Language Syndrome

[08:05 – 11:19]

• Bobby shares a story of a Utah man who spoke fluent Spanish after surgery—despite not really knowing the language.
  • The phenomenon (“foreign language syndrome”) has about 100 known cases since 1907.
  • The team speculates if all memories are stored deep in the brain, waiting for the right trigger.
  • Bobby: “Maybe every single experience…is stored, but we have no way to dig that deep.” [09:25]
  • They joke about pranking doctors and consider “past life” theories.

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3. Fasting, Faith, and Show Bets

[11:19 – 16:00]

• Eddie plans a 20-day fast, prompting skepticism.
  • Bobby (teasing): “I don’t trust him…You’ll hold true with not eating? Like a little peanut here…?” [12:09]
  • Eddie insists he’s serious: “I’m doing this to get closer to God. Why would I lie about that?” [12:26]
  • Listeners call in with their fasting stories, including Carly from NC who credits fasting for her recent life breakthrough. [16:07]
  • Caller Katie raises the issue of Biblical privacy in fasting: “The Bible says…not to announce it. Don't brag about it.” [20:26]
  • The show jokes about striking Eddie’s announcement from the record.

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4. Tipping Debates

[17:46 – 19:10]

• Voicemail prompts a revisit on tipping etiquette, sparked by Lunchbox’s reluctance to tip service workers.
  • Listener: "Please always do the exact opposite of what Lunchbox says." [18:09]
  • Lunchbox defends himself but insists, “everybody wants a tip” (implying over-tipping culture).
  • Bobby clarifies they're talking about "above and beyond" service, not all tipping everywhere.

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5. Anonymous Inbox: “My Boyfriend is a Bad Gift Giver”

[27:13 – 30:18]

• Listener laments her boyfriend’s lackluster gift-giving, despite many hints.
  • Bobby: “When you say it feels like he doesn’t even know me, it feels like you don’t even know him… You have to tell him; he’s not going to change.” [28:25]
  • Amy agrees, stressing the importance of being direct.

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6. Weaponized Incompetence: Men, Chores & Tricks

[30:18 – 33:04]

• Bobby explains “weaponized incompetence”—pretending not to know how to do something so a partner will do it instead.
  • Plays clip of Thomas Rhett lamenting his inability to fold laundry properly for his wife.
  • Amy: “Anybody can fold a t-shirt well if they take the time.” [31:22]
  • A listener calls in with a similar “husband can cook, but acts like he can't” anecdote.

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7. "Never Gonna Get It" Game: School Bans

[33:20 – 37:32]

• Trivia: “Nearly 1 in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states.”
  • Guesses include hoodies, tobacco, backpacks, phones, candy, hats.
  • Answer: Peanuts (due to allergy risks.) [37:22]
  • Listener Jennifer smartly bets against the team and wins.

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8. Lunchbox’s Doctor Visit Saga

[38:21 – 45:28]

• Massive segment where Lunchbox recaps his urology visit, ultrasound, and diagnosis.
  • He describes in hilarious detail getting an ultrasound on his testicles, falling asleep mid-procedure (“It was a dark room... I fell asleep.” [39:14])
  • Diagnosed with a “tight pelvic floor” and possible infection.
  • Prescribed Cialis (cue jokes about ED and mistaken reasons for the prescription). [41:36]
  • Prostate exam described in honest, comedic detail: “It was weird…Elbows on the table…” [43:04]
  • Amy: “You have ED, which is okay.” [41:59]
  • Lunchbox: repeatedly denies he has ED.

Memorable Quotes:

Lunchbox: “I can fall asleep anywhere. It was a dark room. It was quiet. All right?” [39:48]
Bobby: “She gave you a ribbon for your peeing?” [40:21]

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9. Miscellaneous Rapidfire: Road Rage, Accidents & Corny Jokes

[50:40 – 56:25]

• Eddie got flipped off by a 10-year-old: “The mom’s like, ‘Yeah, get him!’” [51:29]
• Morgan narrowly avoided getting hit in a parking lot.
• Updates on Lunchbox’s car accident and ongoing back pain.
• “The Morning Corny” joke pokes fun at Arkansas Razorbacks:
  • Amy: “Why do Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? Because they choke when they get near a bowl.” [55:41]

10. Ending: Sports Predictions

[58:00 – end]

• Listener comments on Amy’s “psychic” Broncos Super Bowl prediction and Bobby’s luck (or lack thereof) with sports teams.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lunchbox (sports cars): "Women love it." [04:22]
• Bobby (on memory): "Maybe every experience we have is stored, but we just can't dig that deep." [09:25]
• Eddie: "At 10 years old if you’re starting with a finger on the road, what’s next? ...Murder?" [52:33]
• Bobby (on gifting): “You have to tell him… set you guys both up for success.” [29:51]
• Amy (on chore tricks): “Anybody can fold a t-shirt well if they take the time.” [31:22]
• Lunchbox (on doctor visit): “She said, ‘First, we’re going to send you down for an ultrasound’. I was like, I thought only women got that.” [38:41]
• Bobby: “She gave you a ribbon for your peeing?” [40:21]

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Episode Flow and Tone

The show is energetic, playful, and candid, filled with self-deprecating humor and good-natured ribbing. They blend pop-culture observation, relatable personal stories, “dumb guy” antics (mostly courtesy of Lunchbox), and real listener interaction into a tightly-packed hour. There’s an undertone of genuine friendship and support, even as they roast each other.

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Listener Takeaways

• If you want something for your birthday, just say it! Hints often don't work (especially with certain guys).
• “Weaponized incompetence” is a real (and hilarious) dynamic in many households.
• Fasting can be meaningful, but maybe keep it private per biblical guidance.
• Always tip for above-and-beyond service.
• If something is wrong with your health—go to the doctor. And tell them everything!
• Peanuts are banned in many schools—sometimes the obvious answer is right in front of you.
• Sometimes the best way to win with this crew? Bet against them!

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Perfect for: Fans of lighthearted banter, real-talk advice, offbeat trivia, and a touch of morning chaos.

Transcript

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[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Michelle Williams]

Transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show, Morning Studio Morning. Now, this is the British Journal of Psychology talking about if women are attracted to men in sports cars.

[Lunchbox]

If you.

[Bobby Bones]

You're single and you see a guy, Ah. Driving a sports car.

[Amy]

I mean, it just depends on what.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind it is, but it does effect if you're attracted to him. Kind of car he's in.

[Amy]

No, I don't think I am. But if I've never dated anybody with a sports car because I could see how maybe when you're in it and, like, they handle it well, like, that.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Could be.

[Amy]

Like, they're going a little fast.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, say, like a bad boy.

[Brad]

Need for what?

[Bobby Bones]

If they're in an old beater and they're going need for speed and it's.

[Amy]

A shimmy, it's shaky. Yeah, the same vibe. But I don't know that I'm the right person to ask. But what is, what is the research.

[Bobby Bones]

Say, Lunchbox, to women like guys in sports cars?

[Lunchbox]

100%. You see a sports car pull up in a restaurant, a valet, anywhere, a nice Lamborghini Corvette, all those heads turn and some woman is either getting out in a sparkly dress or someone's running over to see who's getting out of that car so they can meet him. Women love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you think it is?

[Lunchbox]

It shows that they have money and they will be taken care of. Glitz and glamour. And what's a sports car? Glitz and glamour.

[Amy]

So to Lunchbox's point, it has to be a luxury sports car. Like it.

[Michelle Williams]

It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Just not a Corvette, like a muscle car.

[Eddie]

Luxury.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's luxury.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there's a difference in a Corvette.

[Amy]

Okay. That I file it under that's still expensive. I'm talking. There's other sports car, like a Mustang.

[Bobby Bones]

But a Corvette costs, like, what a nice SUV would cost. So why would you look at a nice SUV and be like, oh, that's super cool. Different, but it's the same luxury. My point is you're spending the same money on it.

[Lunchbox]

Right, Right. But a, A, an suv, like a Suburban, that looks like a family car. Sports car looks like. Wow. I'M in for a good time.

[Bobby Bones]

Escalade.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty fancy.

[Amy]

Or like lunchbox is the same thing. If he rolls up room in a Camaro.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's different.

[Bobby Bones]

White snake plans.

[Amy]

Okay, but that's a sports car. So it's got to be a sports car that costs a certain amount.

[Bobby Bones]

So it sounds like it's just an expensive car then based on your logic, it's not.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. I will say an Escalade looks cool.

[Bobby Bones]

But she said what about.

[Lunchbox]

No camaro is like 19 and no one cares about a Camaro.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

No one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Having a sports car makes a man more attractive to a woman.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

But it oddly doesn't work the other way around. What if you see a woman in a. In a sports car?

[Lunchbox]

Weird. I. I don't want a woman. I want. I, I don't. You never see a woman.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want a woman?

[Eddie]

No, no.

[Lunchbox]

I want a woman, but I don't want her in a sports car.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want her in man?

[Lunchbox]

In my sports car.

[Bobby Bones]

Uhhuh.

[Eddie]

Good answer.

[Lunchbox]

You know what I mean? Like that's where you want her.

[Bobby Bones]

Solid, dude.

[Lunchbox]

You know, cuz if she's never going to let you drive, it's a weird.

[Amy]

Thing, you know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Research found that men were rated significantly more attractive when they were seen sitting in a BMW or a Porsche rather than a cheap car.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

But it feels like it's an expense thing more than it is.

[Amy]

That's what I gather.

[Bobby Bones]

But a woman's attractiveness wasn't linked to the car that she was in at all. Yeah, guys get out of the car.

[Eddie]

We rarely see like a young attractive girl in a sports car. Guys like an older lady.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys still all rated them around the same score regardless of how nice their car was.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of car then? If. What's the perfect car to see a woman driving?

[Eddie]

A woman driving? Yeah, like a Jeep Cherokee. Okay, that's nice.

[Bobby Bones]

That's your fantasy. Average lunchbox man.

[Lunchbox]

I go back to when I worked at Sam's club and there was this woman that came in and she was smoking hot. And I don't know if she was really at smoking hot, but she drove an odd Audi and man, it made her that much more attractive. I was like, dang, that girl's got it.

[Brad]

She's hot.

[Lunchbox]

And that she's driving a nice car.

[Bobby Bones]

I think just a nice suv.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because again, there's no real association with us.

[Amy]

But they aren't like, oh, a girl in a truck.

[Bobby Bones]

No. With a Dip in her lip?

[Lunchbox]

No, but it's fine. But a truck is not.

[Eddie]

The.

[Lunchbox]

The.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. Like, it. It's not bad or good.

[Eddie]

The SUV's got to be smaller, though, right? Like, it can't be, like, a Suburban because that's. That's a mom. Yeah, mostly that's like a mom.

[Lunchbox]

You're right.

[Amy]

Like, moms can't be hot.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

You're attracted to them.

[Bobby Bones]

What if it's an Escalade?

[Lunchbox]

Woman in an escal. I don't really like that.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't like that? No, I'm just. I'm just trying to think of a cool suv. Like, blacked out, Escalade.

[Eddie]

Ooh.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't think that's a woman car.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

That's too manly of a car.

[Amy]

What? I don't think so.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, the. The shape of. It's too square.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You want yours curved?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, that's right. I mean, call me weird, but that's how I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a story of a guy in Utah. He was diagnosed with a rare condition known as foreign language syndrome, which we've talked about before, where this happens to people after repeatedly waking up from surgery while they were doing the surgery to him, and he was speaking fluent Spanish despite having they wouldn't even categorize it as basic knowledge of the language. Like, he knew a little. Like, I know a little, but I don't know Spanish. Like, you drop me in Spain or Mexico, I'm gonna struggle. Same with him. He first experienced it at 19 after knee surgery, when he unexpectedly spoke Spanish for about 20 minutes fluently before reverting back to English, even though he said he only knew a few phrases. Chase doesn't remember speaking Spanish, was confused. When nurses asked him to switch back to English, he was like, porque, porco, porque, porque.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Brad]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How is this even possible?

[Bobby Bones]

Doctors later diagnosed him with the extremely rare syndrome, which there's only about 100 confirmed cases since 1907. It can be triggered by such factors as anesthesia, brain injury, tumors, or psychological stress from Oddity Central.

[Amy]

But did he take Spanish in school like we did? Like, I probably have eight years of Spanish under my belt, but I can't speak it in there. Yeah, I mean, like, seventh grade, eighth grade, high school, college. So is it that the stuff I can't pull from my brain, but it's somewhere in there?

[Bobby Bones]

Think about. And I don't know the answer because doctors don't know the answer, but I think about This a lot. Think about whenever you can't remember a book title or somebody's name, a movie, a song title, and you just fight with it until you get it. It's in there. Now you're battling. It's probably more on the surface, but you're battling to find it. And I do this a lot. I won't look it up on Google unless I need it. And I'll just battle. I'll find. Wait for it. Wait for it. What if there are things that are even deeper than that? Like every single experience that we have ever been through, anything we've seen that it's all stored there, but we have no way to dig. We don't know how to dig that deep to find it. And something is triggering the brain in a way that. That actually digs deeper than what we're digging for. We can't find certain words or people.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the only thing that I can think, because I don't think that he's full of crap at all.

[Eddie]

You don't?

[Amy]

At all, obviously, because he's. He's. Other people are witnessing.

[Eddie]

Well, I know, but can't you just do a prank and have everyone in it, in on it? Like, hey, I'm going to go into.

[Bobby Bones]

You're going to prank when you're in surgery?

[Eddie]

Yeah, like after surgery, guys, I'm going to come out.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even remember talking.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

When coming out of surgeries.

[Eddie]

Oh, the anesthesia.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, like, when I had a colonoscopy or my ankle surgery, like, there. I don't remember some of it right after. So I don't think it's a prank.

[Amy]

So it's either what you're saying, Bobby, or it's a past life.

[Bobby Bones]

Ooh.

[Eddie]

Crossing over to the new life.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I would say something experienced in an old life is what she's saying.

[Eddie]

Reincarnation.

[Bobby Bones]

He's not like, in Mexico right then.

[Spencer Graves]

No, no.

[Eddie]

I'm thinking, like, in his past life, he used to be a Mexican in Mexico.

[Bobby Bones]

It's in there.

[Eddie]

And when he was reborn an American.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's in there. But still. It's in there. But there's a lot we don't know about the brain. And who knows to say in 50 years or so, they don't find a way to actually get down deeper. And every single lived experience we have could be stored in there. So it's. That's a wild phenomenon. And I don't think all 100 of them were playing pranks.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

There Are people that come out of that though playing instruments too, that don't know how to play instruments?

[Eddie]

See, that'd be amazing. Like, just don't tell anyone I'm gonna come out playing guitar. Tell em I've never played guitar.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the big prank is you study guitar. Don't tell anybody in your family. Waiting on a surgery. Yeah, that's the ultimate long game prank. Yeah, but I don't think all that's a lie. I think this does happen to people. But even doctors don't understand how it is. But doctors also don't understand the full capabilities of the brain, which is pretty wild. Anyway, I want to start with that, Bones. Yeah, so I just wanted to call about Eddie's fast. I didn't know if that's something that we could maybe do a little betting on or something because Eddie's not very.

[Brad]

Consistent with anything in his life.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's no shot that he goes.

[Brad]

Through with this fast.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Brad]

Yeah, let me know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it's up on DraftKings or anything.

[Eddie]

No, officially, no.

[Amy]

But what do like our own little.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't trust him.

[Eddie]

Don't trust who?

[Spencer Graves]

Me?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, you'll not to lie about it. It's like when people say they're holding their breath, but they breathe out their nose a little bit. We don't think, you know, you'll hold true with not eating like a little peanut here.

[Eddie]

No, dude. Hey, one thing. I'm serious this year, okay? Like, take that in consideration.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a big deal.

[Eddie]

I'm being serious this year. Second, I'm doing this to get closer to God.

[Brad]

Why would I lie about that?

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people lie to God.

[Amy]

Yeah, but it would cancel it out.

[Eddie]

It would. That's the whole purpose.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, tomorrow will be the first day he comes in fasting doubters out there on his 20 day fast. But it's a four day overall fast. And then you slowly integrate back in.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Celebrating that. What did everybody have for dinner last night?

[Eddie]

Pizza.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Oreos.

[Eddie]

Wow. I had Oreos last night.

[Bobby Bones]

You need to get close to God.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you're going hard.

[Bobby Bones]

You're running to the devil, buddy.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you have to because you eat for 20 days.

[Amy]

I believe the recommendation for anybody that's gonna like fast like that is to slowly you. You prepare your body for it.

[Eddie]

I had tacos for lunch.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, yesterday. Yeah, but pizza and Oreos for dinner?

[Eddie]

Yeah, like a folk too.

[Bobby Bones]

Sound like a seventh grader.

[Eddie]

Would you give me 20 days that I'm not gonna be Able to eat anything.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's not because of that. That's how you eat.

[Eddie]

Well, true.

[Amy]

Amy, dinner last night, chicken and salad.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Dang.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's different.

[Amy]

Well, it was leftover chicken that I have from the shower because there was lots of chicken leftover.

[Bobby Bones]

The baby shower. Not just a random shower.

[Amy]

Yeah, the baby shower, which was. Yeah. I feel like it's still. Yes, it's still good. I gave myself until today to eat it, but I think my son is over it because that's what I've done for dinner every night. I've just done the chicken, like, a different way. And so he's like, is this the last night of the chicken? I was like, maybe.

[Eddie]

We'll see.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox your dinner?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, my wife was nice enough to make a pasta. It was with shredded chicken, had broccoli in it, asparagus, cabbage, carrots. Kids love it. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't love it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you have rather had pizza and Oreos?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, but. And I don't like broccoli, so then I have to pick the broccoli out, and it's like, can't you just cook the broccoli in a separate thing? But the kids devour it, so. Hey, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

You would think the opposite. Sounds like an adult meal. My wife made salmon last night with rice. She shredded up carrots and cucumber.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Yum.

[Bobby Bones]

And some sort of sauce that gets poured on it. And I'm not generally a fish guy, but I can do a little salmon. Dude, you're the only one that ate like a child.

[Eddie]

Yeah, sounds like it. You're like, healthy salmon, broccoli over here.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, my wife cooks, is always super healthy. She's pregnant and wants to eat healthy. We did a whole podcast, and you can go check it out now. It's a bobbycast where Caitlin and I were talking about her pregnancy. Hey, play that first voicemail, Ray, will you?

[Michelle Williams]

I was listening to the Bobbycast with Caitlin and discussing the pregnancy questions. The best part about Caitlin being on the podcast is her calling you out for all the wrong things. It's amazing. I love it. She needs to be on more just so we can get the real story.

[Bobby Bones]

Just because it's her version of the story doesn't mean it's the real story story. That's all I'll say.

[Amy]

So what? Yeah, everyone has their own version.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there are three versions. Hers, mine, and the truth. And mine the true one. Yes. She doesn't do it often, but she owes me some episodes and So I got one out of her and we talked about that, her being pregnant and what that's been like and just general stuff, but it's up on the Bobbycast, if you want to hear it. But just because she says it doesn't mean it's the truth. If I say something, I feel like it's my truth, but that's what a lot of it was. Her going, I don't feel like you represent this properly. And then me going, well, you have no idea. You don't know what I do, how I live.

[Amy]

I mean, you are sharing your experience.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go to Carly in North Carolina who's on the phone. Hey, Carly, you're on the show. Good morning.

[Michelle Williams]

Hey, good morning.

[Bobby Bones]

What's happening?

[Michelle Williams]

So I was just listening to Eddie fasting, and I just started fasting on Monday. I am recently separated, and I've been applying for houses for months now. I keep getting denied for them. And two days into fasting, I got approved for a house. And I really believe that was, like, the sign from God that was given to me by fasting. So I heard that and wanted to dig into that perspective. Perspective. Like, I really do believe that fasting, like, brought this to me.

[Brad]

That's awesome.

[Amy]

So you're doing fasting in prayer time?

[Michelle Williams]

Yes.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

That's amazing, dude. Coincidence? I think not.

[Amy]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, possibly. Possibly she's doing everything else, right, that led to this.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you're applying forever, right? That's exactly my point. All of her actions and all of her hard work and applying with all the applications led to this moment.

[Eddie]

Possibly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, possibly.

[Eddie]

That's pretty amazing.

[Amy]

I mean, I think there is something to be said for. You're getting rid of all the. The. The food and the noise and that you're able to focus, and then she has this clarity and it. That in itself presented like, maybe if she was not fasting and taking the prayer time, this opportunity would have. You know, she would have missed it.

[Spencer Graves]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, when you eat a lot, you just want to be lazy. So you watch tv. So she. You don't.

[Bobby Bones]

But she's been doing it for a while. I feel like if the person was fasting at the same time. Perfect match.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

Perfect match. That's awesome, though. Regardless, Carly, I think that's great. So good luck with that. I hope. Hope you bounce back fast.

[Michelle Williams]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, see you later. Let's go to another voicemail.

[Michelle Williams]

I'm with you. Also, coming from someone's whose partner was A delivery driver and him getting those tips. Some days, on a day that we had very little to medicine in our bank account, you don't understand how much those tips mean to people. So thank you, Bobby, for doing your part. As far as anybod else listening to Lunchbox, please just always do the exact opposite of what Lunchbox says.

[Bobby Bones]

We were talking about tipping delivery drivers on the podcast on part two, where I had a table brought to my house and I was just asking, like, what do you tip? Like, generally if this would have happened? And I went around the room and then Lunchbox had a story of his kids waiting for dinner at a restaurant. And the bartender came out and out of nowhere, gave him, like, orange slices and was like, getting them waters and was like going above and beyond. And Lunchbox, like, I didn't tip him. And I was like, oh, you don't have to, but it would have been nice to tip the bartender who was going above and beyond. And so that's what she's talking about. That he's just not a big tipper. Like, he wouldn't have tipped the delivery guy and he wasn't going to tip the bartender.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but, I mean, let's lump Eddie into that. Let's not just throw bullets at me.

[Bobby Bones]

Because, well, he didn't have the bar story with the kids.

[Eddie]

I did it, and all I said was, I didn't think about it.

[Lunchbox]

I think that everybody wants a tip. Like, I mean, the bartender, you want a tip?

[Bobby Bones]

You asked our listeners to buy you groceries.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because everybody was buying teachers their supplies, so why not buy me groceries?

[Bobby Bones]

Right. But you also accept it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm not gonna turn it down.

[Bobby Bones]

Same with everyone else then.

[Lunchbox]

But I should. But everywhere you go should not have a tip cup out in front.

[Bobby Bones]

But we're not talking about everywhere. We're talking about two jobs, specifically, delivery drivers that brought tables in, took the boxes off, set it up, not part of their job, and a bartender that didn't have to go and help your kids. We weren't doing culture of tipping across America, which we all think is out of control, so you can't turn it into that. We were doing.

[Eddie]

Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

With these two situations, and you were like, I wouldn't tip either one of them.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I didn't tip the bartender because didn't really service anything. And the delivery guy, he.

[Bobby Bones]

What are you talking about?

[Amy]

Your kids went and sat at the.

[Bobby Bones]

Bar and got orange slices and waters.

[Lunchbox]

But they didn't even order the orange slices. She just got them out and gave them to them.

[Bobby Bones]

She was taking care of your kids so they wouldn't go crazy, like being a. An overseer of children.

[Lunchbox]

And she talked to them about, you know, oh, what's it like to sit at the bar? Does it feel pretty good?

[Bobby Bones]

He's talking himself, right?

[Amy]

I'm like, this sounds like so above and beyond. Because some bartenders might be like, hey, you know, your table's over there. We need to keep this open for.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they 21? No.

[Eddie]

Where are your parents?

[Brad]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's all. That's all. Okay, let's do we got. I don't know about this call. This is Katie in Delaware. I don't know if you're gonna like this.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Katie, you're on the show.

[Michelle Williams]

Hi.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey.

[Michelle Williams]

I'm not being judgmental.

[Bobby Bones]

Says someone who's always judgmental. For the record. Okay, go ahead.

[Michelle Williams]

So the Bible says that when you fast not to announce it. Don't brag about it.

[Eddie]

Not bragging. I'm just telling. I'm telling my friends what I'm about to do.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah, but the Bible says not to. Oh, it says don't do it in private. It's just between you and God.

[Eddie]

Oh. Oh, man.

[Amy]

Oh, this is not.

[Eddie]

Hey, guys, scratch everything I said the last few days.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't do. We already know. It's like, in a trial where they're like, jury. You didn't hear that? I heard that.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Katie, I appreciate you sharing.

[Michelle Williams]

That and I appreciate you guys bringing God onto the show. That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, well, we've tried to book him for weeks.

[Eddie]

He's really.

[Bobby Bones]

He's hard to get in. Yeah. All right, Katie, thank you for calling. We appreciate that, Eddie.

[Michelle Williams]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Final thoughts?

[Eddie]

I mean, maybe I shouldn't do the fast then, since I announced it, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you really doing it? Are you hitting this with the rope?

[Eddie]

No, I'm gonna do it.

[Amy]

But just strike it from the record that he ever announced.

[Eddie]

And you know what? I was just talking to you guys. I wasn't announcing to everyone, like, hey, look at me. I'm gonna do a 20 day fast.

[Bobby Bones]

You actually sent a note for show prep saying you were gonna do the fasts, right?

[Eddie]

To you.

[Bobby Bones]

No. No. All right, you guys can call us if you want. We'll move off the fast stuff. But if you guys want to hop in. 877-77-Bobby. That's our phone number. 8777-B O B B Y. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. The holidays are a time of traditions. Some families have a list of them and others are creating their own. It can be a joyful season, but it can also feel hectic, stressful, or lonely. Therapy can give you space to sort through that, rethink what the holiday means to you, and decide which traditions you want to keep or change. BetterHelp makes it easier to add therapy into your routine. Reaching out can feel intimidating, but it can also be what helps you feel supported again. BetterHelp helps you take that first step. Their therapists are fully licensed in the US and they work according to a strict code of conduct. You fill out a short questionnaire, they do the matching work for you, and if the first match isn't the right fit, you can switch therapists at any time. With over 30,000 therapists and more than 5 million people served worldwide, BetterHelp is one of the largest online therapy platforms. This December, start a new tradition by taking care of you. Our listeners get 10% off at betterhelp.com/bobby better h e l p.com/bobby lines and tines with Spencer Graves on the iHeartRadio app is a podcast designed for hunters and fishermen to enjoy success.

[Justin]

I like the idea of like, hey, put me on a big deer. You know, hey, there's a big deer out here. He's doing this. Be looking for this deer. But I also love doing it on my own. I love going out there and saying, running my cameras. I love patterning the deer. I like showing up at the right time, checking the wind, knowing what stand I need to be in. And then whenever it all comes together and it happens, that's the most saddest, fine thing ever. So when you do it on your own, it's like, I then can hang my hat. But if I had somebody say, hey, pull up on these dots and catch them right here and you're going to win. And then when I go in, it's like, yeah, it's cool I won the tournament. The ultimate goal is done. But it's like, dude, when you find them and you make them bite, that's the puzzle.

[Michelle Williams]

I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Ed Helms]

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[Lunchbox]

Kal Penn and we are the hosts of Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club.

[Ed Helms]

This week on the podcast I am talking to film and TV critic, radio and podcast host and Harry Potter super fan Rhianna Dillon to discuss Audible's full cast adaptation of Of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone what moments in this audiobook capture the feeling of the magical world best for you or just stood out the most?

[Michelle Williams]

I always loved reading about the Quidditch matches and I think the audio really gets it because it just plunges you right into the stands you have the crowd sounds like all around you is surround sound, especially if you're listening in headphones.

[Ed Helms]

Listen to Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audio Book Club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

The moments that shape us often begin with a simple question. What do I want my life to look like now? I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford and on Therapy for Black Girls we create space for honest conversations about identity, relationships, mental health and the choices that help us grow. As cybersecurity expert Camille Stewart Gloucester reminds.

[Michelle Williams]

Us, we are in a divisive time where our comments are weaponized against us. And so what we find is a.

[Amy]

Lot of Black women are standing up.

[Michelle Williams]

And speaking out because they feel the brunt of the pain.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Each week we explore the tools and insights that help you move with purpose, whether you're navigating something new or returning to yourself. If you're ready for thoughtful guidance and grounded support, this is the place for you. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brad]

Like if we're on the air here and I literally have my contract here and I'm looking at, you know, as soon as I sign this, I'm gonna get a seven figure check. I've told them I won't be working here in two weeks.

[Spencer Graves]

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[Brad]

The thing I love about Atlanta is.

[Spencer Graves]

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[Eddie]

I really just had never experienced anything.

[Brad]

Like what was going on in the city as far as like, you know.

[Eddie]

Seeing so many young, black affluent creatives.

[Brad]

In all walks of life. The church had dwindled almost to nothing. And God said, this is your assignment.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's like how, you know, like.

[Brad]

Okay, oh, you from Atlanta for real. I ain't got to say too much.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Grady, baby.

[Brad]

Shut up.

[Spencer Graves]

Listen to Atlanta is on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Brad]

It's the Anonymous inbox. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend isn't the best gift giver. For my birthday this year, I dropped several hints as to what I wanted. I would bring up things that we'd see at the mall. I'd show them things on Instagram or any other casual way to work it into a conversation. My birthday was last week, and he got me none of these things. He bought me some workout gear. It's practical, something I'd use. I liked it, but we've been together for years. It feels like he doesn't even know me. Do I accept that he's just not good at giving gifts? What do you think? Sign girlfriend? Not feeling special? Okay, I'm gonna hold a mirror up here. When you say it feels like he doesn't even know me, it feels like you don't even know him. Because I'm sure he has a lot of other great qualities, but you should know at this point that he's not gonna be someone that pays attention to little things when it comes to gift giving. You're setting him up for failure. If you want it, tell him, because he's not going to change. This is a fundamental part of his attention span, his love language, his. There are many things, but when you say it feels like he doesn't even know me, I will say it feels like you don't even know him because he ain't a bad dude or you wouldn't be with him. There are many other great qualities. You're not setting him up for success, and then you're punishing him when he fails. So a little bit of this I'm gonna put on you, Amy.

[Amy]

So it needs to be more than the hints she's dropping. It needs to be very direct.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell them what you want.

[Amy]

Here is what I want for my birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

As someone who doesn't tell my wife what I want because I don't know what I want, and then I'm. I hold her. It's a really difficult standard, and I shouldn't be that way, but I am. I will say, from what I've experienced, it's unfair. It's unfair where she just tells me what she wants. She will go, hey, my birthday's coming up. But I. I think for me, I want. Because that is my love language. Never got gifts growing up, so I love them now and then. I want someone to, like, predict me.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. You also pay attention, though, because there was that time you're like, but I'm a gift giver. That's my language somewhere. And I can't remember the whole story, but just for the sake of how you are, it'd be like, oh, I love this teacup.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll get her seven.

[Amy]

And then, like, you're. You make a mental note at that moment.

[Bobby Bones]

And I called the hotel where we were. We were in another country, got that exact design ordered. It took seven weeks to come in. And I'm not ringing my bell. I'm just saying that's what I do. What I'm not good at is going, hey, I'm going to dedicate a bunch of time to us just being together. And that's her language of receiving love. So I'd fail miserably at that. Because unless. Because I'm like, you have to tell me if you want to spend an hour together at this point, because it's important, you have to tell me directly because I'm not just going to. I'm not going to get the clue. So you have to tell him.

[Amy]

Be direct.

[Bobby Bones]

Be direct. It's not going to hurt his feelings. He'll probably be so thankful. He'll get you exactly what you want. If you know, just tell him. It'll set you guys both up for success. But I'm not going to tell you because I want you to predict me.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I want you to predict everything about me. Yeah. So this is a little bit on you, but you can make it all better if you just tell him what you want and not hold. I'm sure he does other things. Wonderful.

[Brad]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Thank you. You know, recently we were talking about what's referred to as weaponized incompetence. I do it or I go, I don't know how to do this. Will you please do it? And then my wife's like, yeah, fine, I'll wash her shirt or whatever it is.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or you'll actually try to do it.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Not you.

[Amy]

Anybody that does this, like folding laundry, they'll just fold it really sloppily. So then their partner has to be like, okay, I might as well do it, because they clearly don't know how.

[Bobby Bones]

Or, I don't know, like making the bed with fitted sheets. And you might be wrong on that. And they're like, fine, I'll just do it.

[Eddie]

Just an example.

[Bobby Bones]

Just an example. But Thomas Rhett. I want to play this clip from Thomas Rhett talking about chores. One chore Lauren would love, if I was better at, would be folding clothes. I Have tried so many times to get up early before she even gets up and go, like, unload the dryer. But even when I fold all of her stuff and try to be like a good husband, she'll go in there and refold everything because I think I just don't have that magic folding touch that. But she does. So I'll try to get better at it. We as guys are gonna say it all the time. He's full of crap. He's a smart guy. We know him. He's a smart guy. He is either putting little effort into it.

[Amy]

That's what it is. Because, listen, you can f. Anybody can fold a T shirt well if they take the time.

[Bobby Bones]

He's not stupid. No, that is weaponized incompetence.

[Amy]

But it is sweet that he's trying. He just.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think he does it like, twice approved. And like, I try to fall. Oh, that's sweet. I'll do it. Don't worry about it anymore.

[Amy]

Okay, well, he's not here to defend himself, so I don't matter.

[Bobby Bones]

We know it when we hear it and see it, we know it. We understand.

[Amy]

Take someone to know one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, Kylie is on in San Antonio. Hey, Kylie, you're on the show.

[Michelle Williams]

I just wanted to comment on the conversation with your wife. What's the term you use? Weaponized incompetence.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Michelle Williams]

So I had to laugh because my husband very much can cook. Very much loves to cook. He actually taught me how to cook. But it's funny because now, especially at night, he wants me to make him, like, the snacks and all the stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

He probably doesn't know how to do it. Well, I get it. He's probably not. It's probably not what he's good at. He struggles with it.

[Michelle Williams]

So he's actually. He's actually can be a better cook than I can. He could, like, make donut holes, you know, in two seconds, but. So I kind of feel like you kind of might have that same thing. Like, it's like an act of service thing. I feel like for your wife to make you stuff and all that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's nice of you to give me the benefit of that doubt.

[Michelle Williams]

It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I just.

[Amy]

Huh. Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it bad so I don't have to do it anymore. Yeah, I like gifts. I don't care about acts of service. I mean, I do, as much as anybody cares. But that's funny that you think that about your husband. I think he just doesn't want to make the snacks.

[Eddie]

He makes great donut holes.

[Bobby Bones]

Like Duke can Rip a donut hole. But he doesn't want to make a cheese on a cracker.

[Lunchbox]

He will.

[Michelle Williams]

Especially now that I'm. Because I'm actually pregnant. Due in February. Now he's the one making snacks.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's probably doing a good job, right?

[Michelle Williams]

Yes, he is.

[Brad]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Remember this when you're not pregnant. He knows how to do it. He can do it. All right, Kylie, I appreciate that call. Thank you very much.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Thank you.

[Michelle Williams]

Have a good day.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones, here's the question. Nearly one in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states. Never gonna get it.

[Brad]

No, you're not gonna get it. Not this time.

[Michelle Williams]

No, you're not gonna get it.

[Brad]

Never, never, never, never gonna get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Nearly one in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states. Okay, we're gonna put Jennifer on the phone in Mobile, Alabama. Jennifer, good morning. Good morning. Did you hear the question? Nearly one in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states. Now, you're gonna go first. We don't think you're gonna get it. Okay, but what do you think it is?

[Michelle Williams]

I think it is a hoodie.

[Eddie]

Okay. A hoodie that's legal everywhere.

[Lunchbox]

Anybody else?

[Bobby Bones]

Anybody else write that down?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That is not it. So give our first incorrect. How do you guys feel?

[Amy]

Amy, feel pretty good, but not. Not super confident.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Nailed it.

[Bobby Bones]

100.

[Lunchbox]

Absolutely 100. Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

I normally don't feel great, but today.

[Brad]

I feel great about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Jennifer, I'm gonna let you pick two of the three. Amy, Lunchbox and Eddie. So who are you not picking?

[Michelle Williams]

Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's 100%.

[Lunchbox]

You're not picking me.

[Michelle Williams]

That's correct.

[Lunchbox]

She's like.

[Eddie]

You heard me.

[Lunchbox]

I got a question. What is her name again?

[Bobby Bones]

Her name is Jennifer.

[Lunchbox]

Jennifer.

[Michelle Williams]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Have you been drinking at all this morning?

[Michelle Williams]

Absolutely not.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, then why are you not picking me? You're about to lose the game.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Soda.

[Bobby Bones]

Nearly one of ten schools abandoned.

[Lunchbox]

Side.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Soda. Stand by, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I went tobacco. What?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That may be most schools that might be 100%, but this has nearly one attend schools. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say that one's wrong.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, we knew that. Great job, girl.

[Bobby Bones]

You said 100. What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Backpacks.

[Bobby Bones]

That's wrong. And Amy's a Sodi Years is wrong, too.

[Amy]

Okay, who is the closest?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not gonna. Because she has another chance to win here, so I'm gonna.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna let all three of them pick again. And what you'll do, Jennifer, is decide if any of them get it right. So all three, you can go one of all. If anybody gets it, you win. Or you can go. Nobody's gonna get it. What do you think?

[Michelle Williams]

I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you like that one of them's gonna get it or that none of them are gonna get it?

[Michelle Williams]

I like the fact that none of.

[Bobby Bones]

Them are gonna get it. Okay, so she's betting against you guys. She's shorting you guys.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's for us.

[Amy]

That's okay. Based on how we just performed.

[Lunchbox]

Read it one more time. Bobby, I wanna. I wanna see if you have any inflection on a certain word.

[Brad]

Nearly.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Brad]

Oh, nearly.

[Bobby Bones]

One in ten schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states. What's the item? Write your answers down. She thinks nobody will get it. She's playing for a prize pack of crap from the back.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. And she's not going to get any.

[Amy]

Crap from the back because now you're 100%.

[Lunchbox]

100%.

[Amy]

But you were 100% last time.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm in.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunch, rocks, hats. Incorrect.

[Eddie]

Eddie, phones.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Lunchbox]

It's too easy. That was too obvious.

[Eddie]

I know. Amy, candy, Sodas and candy.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. The person who's the closest was Amy. What?

[Eddie]

So it's. It's a food item.

[Brad]

Oh, oh, I know.

[Eddie]

I got gum.

[Lunchbox]

I have. What.

[Bobby Bones]

What would they. What would they ban that could hurt other kids?

[Amy]

Something sharp.

[Eddie]

A food.

[Amy]

Oh, like a.

[Eddie]

So a weapon?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, a food. Okay, got it.

[Lunchbox]

A Jolly Rancher.

[Amy]

Outside of a pineapple, spiky.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's coming up with shakes from fruit right now.

[Amy]

Okay, hold on.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Let me think.

[Bobby Bones]

Something that they would. They can't let other kids have because it could hurt another kid.

[Eddie]

Oh, peanuts.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, peanuts. But Jennifer knew to bet against you guys. Nobody got it. So our winner is Jennifer. Congratulations, Jennifer.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Your lack of belief in the show has created a winning avenue for you. Yes.

[Michelle Williams]

I love it. I wanted to go with Amy because I think she's the smartest person in the room, but I decided not to because it was so vague.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Yeah. There you go.

[Amy]

You did good.

[Eddie]

Why did you have to say that?

[Amy]

Everyone's in the room.

[Bobby Bones]

I asked her a question. I think Amy's the smartest in the room. Jennifer, stay on the phone. We're gonna get you a prize. Okay. Thank you for listening.

[Amy]

Bye, Jen.

[Michelle Williams]

Thank you. You guys are awesome.

[Eddie]

Bye.

[Michelle Williams]

I Spent today thinking about Lunchbox's testicle. I think his appointment is today, so I'm just curious to see how that appointment went and if Lunchbox feels like he finally saw a doctor that could give him any insight or took him seriously. Love for an update. Looking forward to it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, quick catch up. Lunchbox had a pain in his stomach. Doctors didn't know what it was. Then he told us he also had a swollen testicle. He didn't tell his doctor, and so we started telling him to go back to the doctor. He went, and they gave an appointment to a urologist, but then they thought, you need to come in earlier, and you have now gone to that appointment.

[Lunchbox]

I have gone to the urologist. I went in, I walk in, and she sits me down, and she says, first of all, we're gonna send you down for an ultrasound. I was like, I thought only women got that, right? So I go downstairs, and there's this chick, and I go in a room, and she gets the little wand and starts.

[Bobby Bones]

Did they put the gel on your nut?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then they wanted it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're like a pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

Was that weird? It was so weird. She had the lights off, and she had, like, these, like, lights going, like, colorful lights, like, on the ceiling. I fell asleep.

[Bobby Bones]

You fell asleep while she was wanding your testicle?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, now we know what. It soothes him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And so she gets done. She's like, sir, sir. She has to wake me up. Like, we're all done.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like, how long did that take to wand a single testicle?

[Lunchbox]

She did both of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And so it took probably a good 20 minutes.

[Eddie]

20 minutes.

[Amy]

10 minutes per ball.

[Bobby Bones]

How big are those things?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, I guess they had to take different pictures, images, whatever.

[Eddie]

Okay, but you fell asleep, so you have no idea. But whatever.

[Lunchbox]

No, I knew what time I got in there, what time I got out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You know what they did, though, while you're asleep?

[Lunchbox]

Who knows?

[Amy]

Not fall asleep when not forgetting any.

[Lunchbox]

I can fall asleep anywhere. Guys. I'm sorry. It was a dark room. It was quiet, and it was just like, all right. So then I go back upstairs, and she said, I don't have the images yet, but. And she does an examination of me and ask me certain questions. They have me go pee in this, like, contraption to measure my stream and see how I'm doing. If I empty my bladder, all if it's.

[Bobby Bones]

Did they have you drink a bunch of water before you came?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you just there, and it's like, Go to the bathroom?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They're like, oh, can you go to the bathroom? I was like, yeah. And then they do a scan and they say, yeah, you do a good job emptying your whole bladder. They were very proud of me on that.

[Bobby Bones]

Gave you a ribbon for your peeing.

[Eddie]

Nice work.

[Lunchbox]

And so what she thinks it is is she thinks that my pelvic floor is too tight, and so that's pulling on things. And she thinks there's also maybe an infection down there.

[Bobby Bones]

That tracks.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I don't know how you get an infection down there, but.

[Amy]

Did you tell him about the yeast infection you had in your throat? Could it have traveled down and you have a yeast infection down there?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't tell her about the yeast infection.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't tell him about the swollen testicle the first time you went in either.

[Michelle Williams]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

And she was pressing on it, and I was like, yeah, that's uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't fall asleep?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. This. This time I was standing up, and she was like, okay, so I'm gonna treat you like there's infection. We're gonna send you for physical therapy on your pelvic floor to loosen it up, because I think that's what's causing the pain in your side and across the stomach. And the pain in the testicle she thinks is the infection.

[Bobby Bones]

So they may have nothing to do with each other.

[Lunchbox]

They may have nothing to do with each other.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

And so she prescribed some Cialis, and that's supposed to take care of it. But I'm gonna tell you what.

[Bobby Bones]

Cialis.

[Eddie]

I feel like I've seen that commercial on tv.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, may cause gambling increase.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But I'm gonna tell you what, since. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what?

[Amy]

Cialis and Viagra are the same.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why I said that, bro.

[Michelle Williams]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

You have Ed, which is okay.

[Eddie]

Bro.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you.

[Brad]

Have you taken it yet?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy goes, you have Ed.

[Brad]

That's okay.

[Lunchbox]

That's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It happens every.

[Brad]

Hold on, hold on.

[Eddie]

Have you taken it today? Are you taking it now?

[Bobby Bones]

It is currently on Cialis.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I took it yesterday, but I haven't taken it today. I'll take it when I get home.

[Amy]

Yeah, please do.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm gonna say I've been taking it for a couple days, and the left one still really hurts. It still really hurts. Very uncomfortable.

[Eddie]

So what does the Cialis have to do with.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, Cialis and Viagra are the same.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't Know that I just went to the pharmacy and that's what they gave me.

[Eddie]

But you know that now after you saw what it did.

[Lunchbox]

Well, now that you guys tell me, I didn't look it up.

[Amy]

Okay. It can also treat. In addition to the ed, it can treat BPH as an enlarged prostate.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, she did do a.

[Bobby Bones]

In your butt. Yeah, well, she. A prostate exam in your butt, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Finger in the butt. Did you pee a little bit?

[Lunchbox]

No, not pee a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

A little bit. Well, if they push hard, sometimes a little pee comes out.

[Lunchbox]

But she told me my prostate looks good.

[Eddie]

That's good, man. Hey, good job.

[Amy]

I'm sorry you had to experience that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was weird.

[Amy]

It's not.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, so do I lay down or what? And she's like, no, no, your elbows on the table.

[Amy]

Yeah, the words.

[Bobby Bones]

I've had to do that a few times. Same. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And then she's like, and I'll see you back in two to three months. If it gets worse, let me know.

[Bobby Bones]

So you have ed?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't have that.

[Amy]

No, he has weak stream, but.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, there's no weak stream.

[Amy]

I thought you did. This medicine helps with that.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, she told me my stream was good. Oh, well, Ed.

[Amy]

Dude, I don't know what is wrong with you. It's not for ed.

[Eddie]

Well, you're not alone, man. A lot of people have that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Trust me. Yeah, I don't got that. I don't have it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, not now. Anyway. Took a Cialis this morning.

[Amy]

I mean, you might then if you don't have that, you have benign.

[Bobby Bones]

So you don't have anything bad.

[Amy]

The nine for a static hyperplasia.

[Lunchbox]

So far, no cancer.

[Brad]

So far.

[Bobby Bones]

What's crazy is if that has nothing to do with the stomach pain. And he only found that because of the stomach pain and he saved his own life.

[Amy]

Nah, he was eventually gonna find it. Cause the testicle changed.

[Eddie]

It was big. It was really big.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but he still wasn't going to the doctor for it. Remember, he didn't show them the testicle.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But I mean. Cause it's weird. Cause it deflates at night, I'm telling you. But it is.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that is weird.

[Lunchbox]

It is tender. Like, I'm telling you, when she was pushing, I was like, oh, my gosh. Like, don't do that.

[Eddie]

And what's the pelvic floor like? What do you have to work out there?

[Bobby Bones]

So when a woman. Or me, because I've basically had a C section whenever they had to go in and take my spleen out when I ruptured it, you know, to cut the cut.

[Eddie]

Yeah. When you're a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So the pelvic floor is the muscles that are like a network of muscles. Oh, that's holding down everything up.

[Amy]

They support the ligaments.

[Michelle Williams]

Bladder.

[Amy]

Yeah, your bowel.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of women after pregnancy, they go to pelvic floor. They go to physical therapy to strengthen them because they've been wrecked.

[Eddie]

So your pants are getting weak down there?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, they're too tight. So I gotta loosen them.

[Eddie]

I'll loosen them. Interesting.

[Lunchbox]

All right, well, hopefully this is it. Hopefully this is on the road to recovery. I mean, she seemed to be listening to me. She seemed to have a definitive, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Better than told to go watch YouTube.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we'll be rooting for you. Let us know how that affection in the ed.

[Lunchbox]

There is no ed. Don't get it.

[Bobby Bones]

The low stream. Sorry.

[Lunchbox]

There's no good man.

[Bobby Bones]

Who cares? Adult.

[Eddie]

We're not judging you.

[Lunchbox]

There is no ED. There's no low stream. I am 100%.

[Bobby Bones]

If there was, we're just letting you know it's okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And we love you either way.

[Lunchbox]

I would admit it if I had it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that you would, but that's okay. If you. If you do and you don't want to share, we're okay with it.

[Eddie]

And take the medication after work, please.

[Bobby Bones]

On your drive home. There's nothing on your drive home. Only take the medication. Thank you. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You don't need to become a new you in 2026, just a you who feels a little less weighed down. Therapy can help you spot what's holding you back, give you a neutral perspective so you can better understand your relationships, your motivations, and your emotions. Therapy for me is something that I've been working at for a long time and has definitely made me more aware of what matters to me, you know? BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US over 30,000 therapists. BetterHelp is one of the world's largest online therapy platforms, having served over 5 million people. What you're going to like about it is that it's super easy to do on your schedule. Do it from your phone. BetterHelp is awesome. BetterHelp can help you in 2026. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% [e-mail]. bobby, that's BetterHelp betterhelp.com Bobby Lines and Tines with Spencer Graves on the iHeartRadio app is a podcast designed for hunters and fishermen to enjoy success.

[Justin]

I like the idea of like, hey, put me on a big deer. You know, hey, there's a big deer out here. He's doing this. Be looking for this deer. But I also love doing it on my own. I love going out there and saying, running my cameras. I love patterning the deer. I like showing up at the right time, checking the wind, knowing what stand.

[Brad]

I need to be in.

[Justin]

And then whenever it all comes together and it happens, that's the most satisfying thing ever. So when you do it on your own, it's like, I then can hang my hat, but if I had somebody say, hey, pull up on these dots and catch them right here and you're going to win. And then when I go in it's like, yeah, it's cool, I won the tournament. The ultimate goal is done. But it's like, dude, when you find them and you make them bite, that's the puzzle.

[Eddie]

I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Lines and Tines with Spencer Graves on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ed Helms]

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[Lunchbox]

Cal Penn and we are the hosts of Earsay and iHeart Audiobook Club.

[Ed Helms]

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[Michelle Williams]

I always loved reading about the Quidditch matches and and I think the audio really gets it because it just plunges you right into the stands. You have the crowd sounds like all around you is surround sound, especially if you're listening in headphones.

[Ed Helms]

Listen to Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audio Book Club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcast.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

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[Michelle Williams]

Us, we are in a divisive time and where our comments are weaponized against us. And so what we find is a.

[Amy]

Lot of black women are standing up.

[Michelle Williams]

And speaking out because they Feel the brunt of the pain.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Each week we explore the tools and insights that help you move with purpose, whether you're navigating something new or returning to yourself. If you're ready for thoughtful guidance and grounded support, this is the place for you. Listen to therapy for black Girls on the iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts are wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brad]

Like if we're on the air here and I literally have my contract here and I'm looking at, you know, as soon as I sign this, I'm gonna get a seven figure check. I've told them I won't be working here in two weeks.

[Spencer Graves]

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[Brad]

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[Spencer Graves]

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[Eddie]

I really just had never experienced anything.

[Brad]

Like what was going on in the.

[Eddie]

City as far as like, you know, seeing so many young, black, affluent creatives.

[Brad]

In all walks of life. The church had dwindled on almost to nothing. And God said, this is your assignment.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's like how, you know, like.

[Brad]

Okay, oh, you from Atlanta for real. I ain't got to say too much. I'm Grady, baby, shut up.

[Spencer Graves]

Listen to Atlanta is on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie got flipped off by a kid.

[Eddie]

I couldn't believe it.

[Brad]

How old?

[Eddie]

10 years old. I couldn't believe it. So I'm driving down the road, right? And I have to turn right. I'm in the middle lane, I have to turn right. So I gotta get over. I'm running out of real estate. So I put my signal light on, but I guess I cut off a car.

[Bobby Bones]

You cut off a car?

[Eddie]

I didn't mean to. And. And I saw it. They honked at me. It was a minivan. And I look in the rear view and I see, oh, okay, it's a lady in a minivan. She's like laying on the horn and so whatever, I keep trying to turn, I get on the right lane and they just gun it past. They go right next to me and she lays on the horn again. So I look over like, what lady? And in between me and the lady is a 10 year old kid giving me the finger.

[Brad]

Okay.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I was like.

[Amy]

And that mom was probably proud of that.

[Eddie]

And the mom's like, yeah, get him.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I taught him that. The finger.

[Amy]

No, the kids 10 do in that way. It's a message.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, of course it's a message. Don't risk my life.

[Eddie]

I couldn't believe it.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I thought you don't cut people off. I thought you drove with utmost care.

[Eddie]

I do.

[Bobby Bones]

It was. You get so mad at people on the road.

[Eddie]

It was one of those like rare instances where I just had to get over and I didn't see them. Blind spot. And I, I was like, I'm sorry. At first.

[Bobby Bones]

Cut you off. You want to kill them.

[Eddie]

No, that's not true. It's people that are like dangerously driving on the road. That's when I get mad. But I couldn't believe it. Dude, you're teaching your 10 year old to flip off someone.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd have laughed.

[Eddie]

I was not laughing.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to teach my 10 year.

[Lunchbox]

Old, you know, help people.

[Bobby Bones]

They're struggling. See a homeless person. Hopefully you got a buck. Give it to them. Love. Yeah, it's finger.

[Amy]

Yeah. But you don't want them doing that to random people on the highway.

[Bobby Bones]

It's kind of funny. I take talk when I see it.

[Eddie]

At 10 years old, if you're starting with a finger on the road, what's next? Like, what's next?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what's next? Murder. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Carrying a gun in your car.

[Michelle Williams]

Okay.

[Amy]

No, now you're jumping.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan almost got hit in the Walgreens parking lot by a car. Yeah, I did.

[Amy]

So some lady was mad at the guy next to her. They were in different cars. And I'm walking out of Walgreens and she just like zooms out of her spot so much that the wind of the car, like I felt my hair blow back from the car.

[Bobby Bones]

Like your body almost got hit by the car.

[Brad]

Not your fast.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you do? Did you flip them off?

[Amy]

Honestly, I just.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you get a kid to flip them off?

[Amy]

I did not. I kind of stood there in shock for about a minute. Like I didn't move because I wasn't just sure if somebody else was going to come, if more was going to happen. And I just was very confused that somebody wasn't even paying attention.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy has a friend that got hit in front of a grocery store.

[Amy]

Home Depot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Like on foot and put in the hospital, right?

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, I went to school. We went to school together when we were Younger in Austin. And then when we were doing the show in our early days, it was on the news and I was like, oh my gosh, it's Tiffany Christian. I know her. I couldn't believe it.

[Eddie]

And.

[Amy]

And she was hit by a drunk driver in the parking lot. And it wasn't his first driving under the influence of fence.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but got hit like human body with a car.

[Eddie]

Are they okay?

[Amy]

Yeah, she flew. She's okay now, but it was. I mean, she was in the hospital for quite some time.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, what's the update on your story?

[Lunchbox]

I haven't heard anything. I've talked to insurance. Got to take the car into a body shop, but the police report has not come back yet because the officer on the scene told me they have to write it. It goes to their sergeant, sergeant does it to the city, city does it to the state, and then the state sends it back to the police department. So it takes five to 10 days.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised they didn't give you a rental.

[Lunchbox]

Not yet.

[Eddie]

Well, he hasn't taken the car in.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like once I get to the body shop, I can get a rental.

[Eddie]

This is on him and he's not going. Are you going to take it?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. The body shop can't get me in.

[Bobby Bones]

For a few days because I got to hear from the body shop industry.

[Lunchbox]

They don't have any appointments.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay. But ever your back hurt? Your neck hurt?

[Lunchbox]

Not my neck, but my back is sore still.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, getting worse.

[Lunchbox]

Day three was the worst.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Probably hard to function as you normally would.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, hard. I. I'm lucky I came to work.

[Eddie]

Has it affected your daily life?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, getting out of bed is tough, you know, lifting up the kids.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it possible it's affected your ed?

[Lunchbox]

Don't have that.

[Bobby Bones]

If you did.

[Lunchbox]

If I did, I could blame it on the wreck, but you know.

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're still good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but it was not my fault. So everybody knows the wreck was not my fault.

[Brad]

Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. His wigs. Next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is?

[Michelle Williams]

This is the.

[Bobby Bones]

And now the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why do Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box.

[Eddie]

Do you have it? It's got to be something with bowl, right?

[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

Do you have it?

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz they never go to a bowl or something.

[Amy]

Well, they choke.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it?

[Amy]

They choke when they get near a bowl.

[Brad]

That was the morning Corny.

[Eddie]

You're not laughing.

[Bobby Bones]

You know. Where did you get that joke? Did the listener send it to you?

[Amy]

No, just the Internet.

[Bobby Bones]

You found that?

[Amy]

Yeah, I was on. It was in. I have a bunch of cereal jokes.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of hateful.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Eddie]

You found that in cereal joke category.

[Bobby Bones]

Enough people know that we suck. That that's a joke.

[Amy]

I had another one fan.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

I didn't know if it was okay to do or not, but we can test it out. It's about cereal.

[Bobby Bones]

Give it a. You mean it's bad?

[Lunchbox]

Wow, it really is on there. I googled it. I was like, there's no way that's really.

[Eddie]

But that.

[Bobby Bones]

That could be any team. And the fact they chose Arkansas, that's great. That's hateful.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. I thought, no way Amy inserted Arkansas. But you Google Arkansas cereal joke, and it's right there.

[Eddie]

Dang, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

But I bet if you Google Virginia cereal joke.

[Amy]

Okay, yeah, I could be there. You could throw cowboys in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they don't play ball games.

[Amy]

You change it, I guess, you get a Super Bowl.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What cereal brand signed Snoop Dogg to an endorsement? Wheaties, A weed ease.

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, close it out. There you go. Good. That was the morning Corny Bobby Bone show. Bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Ohio. A man walked into a gas station, patted his jack and goes, hey, man, going to need all the money in the register. Guys like, all right, hands the money. Guy runs out, runs to his house. He's like, man, where are my keys? Where are my keys? He had left them on the counter. So he waited about an hour, walked back in, said, hey, man, I was in here earlier buying some cigarettes, and I left my keys. Police showed up, arrested him.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was going to be keys or snow tracks in the snow.

[Eddie]

That's always one.

[Bobby Bones]

That's always one where they run home and you just follow their tracks all the way.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, hit me.

[Michelle Williams]

Just comment on Amy's prediction that the Broncos were going to win the Super Bowl. I'm a huge Broncos fan, always have been. Y' all say how Bobby is so lucky all the time, but he is not lucky when it comes to sports teams. Sorry, Arkansas, but if the Broncos win, maybe it's because he did not choose them and he chose the Panthers instead, who lost first round. And so now the Broncos are going to make the super bowl and win because he didn't pick them. So thank you.

[Eddie]

Goodbye.

[Bobby Bones]

A couple things to unpack here. The Panthers were not supposed to be as good as the Broncos when the season started, So I knew in my heart that the Broncos were a better team. But I didn't pick a team based on how good they probably would be. Heck, I picked a team based on how good they haven't been, so. Which is why I picked the Panthers. So I would say the Panthers making the playoff pretty good, but I don't think I'm a lucky person. Anyway. I know you guys all do.

[Brad]

You're very lucky.

[Bobby Bones]

And Amy didn't predict the Broncos would win. She psychically predict. She said she saw a horse, and then we inserted the Bronco. So she's doing it subconsciously, but specifically.

[Eddie]

She saw the Denver Airport horse.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Y' all asked me to have a vision, and that's what you were.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what came to mind whenever you hit that psychic music. We can't stop her. It's like her eyes roll on the back of her head.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And she starts seeing things. And so she did predict that the Denver Airport would win the Super Bowl.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah. Thank you for that. Leave us a voicemail if you want. 877-77-Bobby, as we leave, you can leave us a voicemail. We love it. 877-77-Bobby. That's it. We'll see you tomorrow. Eddie will be doing his fast tomorrow. Day one of his fast.

[Eddie]

Wish me luck.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't wait for that. All right, thank you, everybody. Bye.

[Michelle Williams]

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[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram, reedyarberry Scuba Steve, executive producer, Raymundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. A man with down syndrome tries the impossible, the grand slam in turkey hunting.

[Brad]

4:53 hits. We're legal, shooting light. And he gives us this one last. And he pitches off. And when he pitches off, he flies right into the gun barrel. I said to the cameraman, do you have him? He said, shoot him. I said, justin, shoot.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Ed Helms]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Ed Helms]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Ed Helms]

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[Michelle Williams]

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[Ed Helms]

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[Michelle Williams]

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[Amy]

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[Michelle Williams]

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[Dr. Joy Harden Bradford]

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[Michelle Williams]

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[Brad]

I didn't really have an interest in being on air. I kind of was up there to just try and infiltrate the building.

[Spencer Graves]

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[Brad]

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[Spencer Graves]

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[Michelle Williams]

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