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Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is back at the Daily show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors, and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jason Alexander
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Peter Tilden
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Bobby Bones
True answers to life's baffling questions, like.
Peter Tilden
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Bobby Bones
Follow us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirrorball trophy from Dancing with a Star. So where else are you going to find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit of everything. Listen to Lots to Say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jason Alexander
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Come on, Bobby.
Jason Alexander
Bobby Bones transmitting across America.
Amy
Turn it up.
Bobby Bones
This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go. Yo. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning, studio. Morning. Let's grab some calls up for first, Crystal, who lives in Indiana. Crystal, you are on the show. Good morning. Hi. Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Good morning, studio.
Bobby Bones
Morning.
Lunchbox
I can't believe that. So my question, I was hoping to.
Bobby Bones
Get tickets to the million dollar show when they go on sale and this.
Lunchbox
I've been lucky enough to go a couple of times.
Bobby Bones
I was thinking, though, about taking my.
Lunchbox
Son with me this time. He is six and a half and he loves music. He's taking guitar lessons. He wants to be the next Bon Jovi. How do we feel about six for a concert like this specific venue and this specific show? My husband's a Little worried about safety. And so I just didn't know what you guys thought around the room.
Bobby Bones
Well, I can do this part first as far as, like, the content of the show. Completely safe for a six year old. Also, the question is, and people would ask this too, about coming to my comedy shows, like, does a kid want to wait there that long? Because I work completely clean. We work completely clean. It's. Does a six year old have the patience to sit through a two and a half hour show? And that would normally be what a show would be from opener to the end of the Closer. But we don't have an opener, like, because there's so many artists. You've been before too, Crystal. It's like it just starts and then we go. So I'm going to speak only on that part of. If the kid can sit for two and a half hours and there'll be nothing dirty, bad, obscene. I think that part's good. Amy, what do you think?
Lunchbox
I mean, especially since he loves music, I'm totally fine with it. I would take my 6 year old. Even if they didn't like music. I think it'd be fun. But especially since your son is into it. He's gonna see such a variety of people, and I think he's gonna be just mesmerized by the talent that is gonna be hitting that stage. And to be at the Ryman, and.
Bobby Bones
Then all the guests will bring it.
Lunchbox
Too historic.
Bobby Bones
Like, that just means we're the talent. But everybody else is coming.
Lunchbox
That's what I was referring to.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
But like your housemate, y'all, they're super tal.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They follow our lead.
Jason Alexander
You and me, man.
Lunchbox
That's it.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, what do you think?
Jason Alexander
Yeah, you know, six is great, I think. And especially for this show, obviously, like, we know what this show is. He wants to be the next Bon Jovi. There is a lot of fun music moments in this show that I think he would really, really love. I think Bobby's right, though. You may have to walk him around a little bit a couple times just so he doesn't get bored of just sitting in the same spot for the whole time. But I think it's awesome. Do people vape at the show? I didn't know that.
Lunchbox
No.
Jason Alexander
She says she's worried about vaping.
Bobby Bones
Right?
Lunchbox
She did.
Bobby Bones
Safety, safety.
Amy
I didn't hear anybody, man.
Jason Alexander
I looked down that crowd. I've never seen anyone vape out there.
Lunchbox
No, that's definitely not happening at the Ryman. But also, it's cool too, that the show benefits St. Jude and the kids are sometimes there and they take care of.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
And so I think anytime we can expose our kids to what other kids may be facing and the different challenges like that is always good too.
Bobby Bones
So we're gonna go with yes, Crystal. And we would for sure tell you if it were a no because the show will sell out. So I'm not really worried about selling tickets. But we say yes. And again, my only concern is I don't want to sit for two and a half hours, much less a six year old. I would need to be walked around. Yeah. So, yeah. Good luck. I hope you come. Music aspect.
Lunchbox
I think he would love it.
Bobby Bones
So he can't vape though.
Jason Alexander
No vaping alone.
Lunchbox
Tell your husband it'll be cool. No vaping.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no vaping. Okay.
Lunchbox
We're anti vaping.
Bobby Bones
All right, Crystal, thank you for the call. I hope you have a great day. Hope to see you. Thank you. Tickets go on till Friday. Don't forget 10:00am Central Time, bobbybones.com awesome.
Lunchbox
Thanks, guys.
Bobby Bones
Bye. Bye. Let's go to Abby, who is listening in Little Rock. Hey, Abby, you're on the show. I heard you guys talking about how you got out of tickets and I was calling to tell you how I got on mine. I was booking it one day I got pulled over by state trooper. I was seven and a half months pregnant. I told him I had to pee really bad. So he asked me where I was going. I was like, I guess the next exit. So he said, okay, go ahead.
Lunchbox
He followed me in his car.
Bobby Bones
I went inside, use the restroom, come out. He told me, have a good day. And he left. So it was a real reason you were pregnant and had to pee and you probably weren't going way over. Probably borderline anyway. And you probably had a little sympathy for somebody who's pregnant. Right.
Amy
I think he followed her to make sure she went to the bathroom. Like he was like, all right, let's see if she was lying.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure.
Jason Alexander
But how do you prove that? You just go in the bathroom?
Amy
Yeah, just go in the bathroom and sit.
Bobby Bones
He just looked at. He's still behind you. I mean, did you have to go? I did. Not as bad to speed as fast as I was, though. Well, it worked. You know, I have nothing to say about that except you did it. You did it and you learned your lesson. And you know what? You're pregnant. Let's give her a little grace. That's what I say. I think if you're pregnant, you get one free crime oh, whoa.
Lunchbox
Like, how severe is the crime?
Bobby Bones
Like, after six months, you get one free crime. It can be felony. What on earth and felony. Yeah, no murdering. But, like, unless there's a good reason.
Lunchbox
Like opening someone's mail or.
Bobby Bones
That's not. I do more than that. That's like drug trafficking. Maybe a little. Maybe a little drug trafficking. Maybe. Maybe robbing a bank with no. No injury. But I think when you're pregnant, you should get one. It's a gift from the society to the pregnant person.
Jason Alexander
Okay.
Lunchbox
You know, there's a lot of pregnant people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Let them have it. Give them one. Abby, thank you for calling. Thank you.
Lunchbox
Have a good day.
Bobby Bones
All right. Bye. Bye. Let's go over to somebody that wants to be anonymous in Detroit. Hello? You're on the show. Yeah, good morning, Bobby. Just trying to give you a friendly tip. Don't fly your drone over 500ft. Over 500ft? Yeah. Keep it below 500ft. Otherwise you might get a letter from my group, called the FAA. How. How would I know? It's 500ft. Like, I haven't even flown, you know? Here we are. I'm new to the drone thing. I'm just trying to save the world. I mean, pardon me for saving the world.
Amy
Well, yeah, I understand that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just trying to save you. Because if you get caught doing something.
Amy
That'S against the regulations right now, I.
Bobby Bones
Think the minimum fine is $28,000. But do I get a letter first that says, thank you for reading this letter. The next time you'll be fined? No.
Amy
You get a letter with a green.
Bobby Bones
Card for the return receipt, and you'll have an interview with an FAA inspector. And depending on how he takes your admission or how you are kind of saying, gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know. I didn't. Then they can decide at that level whether or not to pursue it. And if we pursue it, then you go to doj, and that's where things really get complicated. What if I say I'm pregnant? I'm following you. Good, good, good. What if I say I'm pregnant and I got to pee and I walk out of the room and never come back?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but you're not pregnant.
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Lunchbox
Do you want to know how to visualize 500ft?
Bobby Bones
I don't. Because I don't give a crap. I'm just going to fly this drone up and I'm taking care. Whatever happens to me, happens to me. I'm looking out for the people because this happened all over the country. And if I need to be, you know, I'll say it. I'm martyr. I will. I'll go down for it. And then I'll do a GoFundMe to raise all the money. I'll probably raise 30,000, keep two for myself. For all the time and effort.
Jason Alexander
For the troubles.
Bobby Bones
Yep. For the troubles I went through. No, I appreciate that. I did not know that. So thank you very much for letting me know. I don't really know 500ft.
Lunchbox
Okay. Do you want me to tell you how I don't?
Bobby Bones
Because then. Because if I know, you just said.
Lunchbox
How am I supposed to know 500ft?
Jason Alexander
You'll have a reference. Then he'll.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to have a reference. I don't want to know. I don't want to be.
Lunchbox
This is one of those things, like, don't tell me.
Jason Alexander
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Don't ask, don't tell.
Jason Alexander
Because I can show this in court and be like, he knew 500ft.
Lunchbox
Don't know.
Bobby Bones
They can play this on. But the thing is, they'd play this on the. On the speakers of our podcast. Over the speakers, everybody be laughing so hard at how funny we are, they probably forget to send it to me. So that's the goal. No, all seriousness, thank you very much for letting me know, and I'll be very careful. The thing about 500ft. I don't want to hear it. I can't hear this. Because I don't want to know. Because I don't want to. Because if you don't know, and that's a rule. If you don't know about it, it ain't bad. Yes. Ah, okay. Thank you, though. That's knowledge we all needed, right, everybody?
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I mean, he wanted to be anonymous, but then basically alluded that he works for the faa, but no one knows who he is. But his voice seemed very distinct.
Jason Alexander
I don't recognize him.
Amy
I don't recognize him.
Bobby Bones
You hanging out? Watch FA ers or what? All right, thank you, guys for being here. Let's go. Amy, what do you have?
Lunchbox
This is a way to remember how you want to show up every day in your life. And you just got to remember these two words. Do you want to be with the thermometer, or do you want to be a thermostat?
Bobby Bones
The difference?
Lunchbox
Yeah. So thermometers, they take the temp of the room, and they take it on like, they don't get a choice. And, you know, if they're going to have a good day or a bad day. They just take on. So if there's negative energy. Well, they take that on thermostats. They don't let other people dictate their day. They're not impacted by the room. They choose to have a positive day. And so we have a thermostat and a thermometer in the room right now.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so a thermometer. Right. The thermometer has no influence on the temperature.
Lunchbox
Nope.
Bobby Bones
It's only reporting it because it goes in and goes. This is what it is around me. I'm making sure I get all this right. A thermostat actually dictates.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Because.
Jason Alexander
Okay, but does the thermometer. Can it do anything about it? It just kind of sits there and.
Bobby Bones
The thermometer does nothing about it.
Lunchbox
Passive Thermometers are passive in the hole.
Bobby Bones
And it does what it does.
Lunchbox
Like, and if that's how you want to show up, then you're just. You're doomed for whatever the temp is.
Bobby Bones
I like it. Okay. And you said you think there's each in this room.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Who's the thermometer?
Lunchbox
Like, sometimes it's just good to have examples.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Lunchbox
So lunchbox is a thermometer in that house, though. Well, he just kind of can take on the energy of the room. And, like, if he's gonna have a bad day, like, if there's bad energy, like, he'll just have the bad day and continue to have the bad day. I think you're not going to be impacted by his bad mood. So that makes you the thermostat. Oh, you're not gonna let anything get in your thermostat. Yeah, you're the thermostat. Like, you get things done.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
You will, like, not let anybody else impact. Like, if you've got a list of things to do and you need to get through it and have a good day, you're gonna power through and have a good day and not be impacted. He gets impacted by other things, other people, and then there's nothing we can do about it.
Bobby Bones
That's true. He does get weirdly mad about, like, Shaq.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
People winning the lottery, marriage.
Bobby Bones
Like, stories where he's like, they're so stupid. Yeah. He does just kind of.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Or like, if we have something good that happens to us, he gets mad.
Amy
No, not when you. Something good happens to you. Get annoyed when I don't get picked for something. Yes.
Bobby Bones
No. That's exactly what she said.
Amy
No, but, like, if Amy buys a house, I'm not like, oh, you know, I'm so sad for you. I'm happy for you.
Bobby Bones
But she earned that holiday harmony. I got a little mad, but she got a movie.
Amy
Yeah. I'm still a little annoyed.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay, so hold on to that.
Bobby Bones
The moral of the story is try to be a thermostat.
Lunchbox
Right. Don't let others dictate your day.
Bobby Bones
Don't be affected by things you can't control. It's hard. To not be jealous is natural. And it's okay to be jealous, but don't let jealous manifest itself in ways that could affect other people. Yeah. Difference in having thoughts and thinking.
Lunchbox
Don't be passive.
Jason Alexander
Is this kind of the same when, like, everyone's being a bully and then you jump in and be a bully too?
Lunchbox
You.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't even know what you're saying.
Amy
I don't understand. You know, you're a thermostat because you're a bully.
Jason Alexander
Yeah. Like. Like, if you not a thermostat, you be a thermometer.
Lunchbox
That's right, Eddie.
Jason Alexander
But, like, if everyone's being a bully, and I'm not a bully, but I walk in there and be like, well, I can be a bully too, because that's what everyone else is doing.
Lunchbox
Right.
Jason Alexander
I'm a thermometer.
Amy
Yeah, but a thermostat, you go to a bully. Hold on. You know, I'm confused, because the thermostat sets the mood. So if you're being a bully, you're being a thermostat.
Bobby Bones
They're just jumping in.
Jason Alexander
You didn't start as the bully.
Bobby Bones
I think the room is analogy of all. Amy, thank you for sharing that segment.
Lunchbox
Never mind. I take it all back.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And now we're gonna move on.
Amy
It's the anonymous in box.
Bobby Bones
There's a question to be had. Send it into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I recently got engaged. The problem is my fiance has a dog with his ex and is still swapping a dog every week. No kids, just one dog. He does not see anything weird about this at all, but won't give up the dog and won't keep it just for himself. I knew about the dog ahead of time, but the more we start planning our wedding in future, I don't think it's a good idea to keep this connection with his ex as it's starting to make me feel more and more uncomfortable. Do I ask him to give up the dog? Is there another solution here? Signed, dog custody curiosity. No, you. You do not. This is something you knew about going into it. This is A dog. There is a slight chance he'd pick that dog over you. I'm just saying if it's a dog for a long time. Not that he will for sure. Only 13% chance. Like, I love my dog so much, I'm not going to choose them over my wife. But whenever she was my early girlfriend, there have been a discussion. But here's the thing. You knew when you got into this relationship that this was the arrangement that they had. You've got to remove whatever feeling you have about his ex because he doesn't want to be with her. He's marrying you. I think too. Maybe depending on how they broke up previously, there could be some sensitivity. For example, if it's widely known that she dumped him, that would lead you to think that he might still have a bit of feelings even if he doesn't. If he dumped her. Or it was mule, which is never really a thing, but it can kind of be close. You have to remove that part of it. But you have to get over all of this. Never get between a man and his dog. Now there are things you can do. The dog doesn't sleep in the bed with me anymore. Used to Caleb's like, I'd rather not have all the germs and dust and dogs kicking and peeing. All that. Because we both would pee the bed at the same time, me and the dog.
Lunchbox
Oh yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because the dog would pee. I'd be like, don't feel veg. I do it too. I understand this is uncomfortable. There are a lot of uncomfortable things about the first year, year and a half, two years of marriage. You cannot ask him to give up the dog. What you can ask is for him to try to get sole custody of the dog. Now that's on her wanting to give it up though. Man, I'm so dog sensitive. The fact that she's even asking this, I don't even like her.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no. Especially when she's like, I knew going into it and now she's changing her too.
Bobby Bones
I should not like you because I'm sure you're a good person. I'm glad you emailed us, but you can't get in the middle. I understand. The ex still being around is the thing. The dog's not going to live forever. That sucks too.
Lunchbox
That was my next question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, if it's a bulldog like mine. I get sad all the time. Stanley's about to die and he's only like 4 or 5, but they only lived like 9. He's like a middle aged man with a convertible Right now, you. You do nothing. You can't do anything to get in the way of this. He's going to be so resentful of you. This is his dog. Because if he didn't love this dog, he definitely wouldn't be going back and forth with it. So my advice to you. It's easy to say get over it. But you have to know why you're getting over it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's good. Yes. Get to the root of what is actually bothering you.
Bobby Bones
One, what is it with the ex? Sure, it is weird. There's going to be a lot of weird things that happen to you in your life. Just because it's weird doesn't mean it's wrong. And two, you must not have ever had a dog that you freaking love with all your heart and guts, because if you did, this would not be a thing. And take it from somebody who had. Who. Who loves his dog with all his hearts and guts, that if you ever did this to me, I would reconsider because you don't love me. It's not even about the situation. It's that you don't appreciate my feelings and what I'm passionate about enough. It will work itself out. Try to get soul custody. That's not even a real thing. With a dog, maybe.
Jason Alexander
But you go to court for that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you can. It can work into the legal documents.
Jason Alexander
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Get.
Lunchbox
We went back and forth with our.
Bobby Bones
Dog for a while in the most loving way. Get over it. And even if it's traded every week and you don't have any worry about him cheating, get over it. I almost feel like dumping you right now, but I'm. But I'm sure you're a good person. Get over it. You have to get over this one.
Lunchbox
It's hard.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure you're a really good person and I can understand the ex being around, but she's. If she's not hanging around, there's like a dog drop off. And maybe you do it like every two weeks or something so it can be less frequent. There are ways to soften the blow. But if you don't like dogs, though, I'm dumping you, too. Good luck. You're going to lose this one on my court. But I do. I do like you. Thank you, Bones. Playoffs. We're talking about playoffs. Yeah, that's right. You bet we are. Getting on the action at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. Scoring touchdowns is key to winning in the playoffs, and you can score big by betting on them at DraftKings the number one place to bet touchdowns. If you're ready to make your first bet, try betting on something simple, like a player. To score six, go to DraftKings. Get the DraftKings sportsbook app. Make your pick. New DraftKings customers can bet $5 and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app. Use code BONES. That's code BONES for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. When you bet just five bucks only on DraftKings sportsbook, the crown is yours.
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Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is back at the Daily show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondence and contributors, and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts?
Jason Alexander
I'm Jason Alexander.
Peter Tilden
And I'm Peter Tilden, and together on the really Know really podcast, our mission.
Jason Alexander
Is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions.
Peter Tilden
Why they refused to make the bathroom door go all the way to the floor.
Jason Alexander
We got the answer.
Peter Tilden
Will space junk block your cell signal? The astronaut who almost drowned during a spacewalk gives us the answer. We talk with the scientist who figured out if your dog truly loves you and the one bringing back the woolly mammoth. Plus, does Tom Cruise really do his own stunts? His stuntman reveals the answer, and you never know who's gonna drop by.
Jason Alexander
Mr. Bryan Cranston is with us.
Bobby Bones
How are you?
Peter Tilden
Hello, my friend Wayne Knight About Jurassic Park. Wayne Knight, Welcome.
Bobby Bones
Welcome to really?
Jason Alexander
No really, sir.
Bobby Bones
Bless you all.
Peter Tilden
Hello, Newman. And you never know when Howie Mandel might just stop by to talk about judging.
Jason Alexander
Really? That's the opening. Really?
Bobby Bones
No, really? Yeah, really?
Jason Alexander
No really.
Peter Tilden
Go to reallynoreally.com and register to win 500 a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition sign, Jason Bobblehead.
Jason Alexander
It's called really?
Bobby Bones
No, really? And you can find it on the iHeartRadio app on Apple Podcasts or wherever.
Jason Alexander
You get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirrorball trophy from Dancing with the Star. So where else are you going to find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? Based in Nashville, we're more than just your basic NFL show. We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit everything. Because we got lots to say. I. I texted you, and you texted me back. Now, I don't know if you have the update, but, like, all the little thumbs up and heart and stuff, like, it's all colored. They changed it, and the heart's a little pink. It felt like I told you I loved you. I'm gonna be honest. It was a little pink.
Amy
There was something sentimental when you. Like when you send it.
Bobby Bones
It was like, do I send the heart now? I don't like the color edition.
Amy
It's extreme pink.
Bobby Bones
Listen to Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Lunchbox
So almost half of people say that they're totally cool with holiday decor, staying up all year long.
Bobby Bones
Funny. Eddie's is still up at his house.
Jason Alexander
Yeah, I don't know what to do. I like it. I like it. So, I mean, I'm. There's no rush for me to take that down.
Bobby Bones
Hey, January 15th. So it's like, I don't know when. When should you take it down, Amy, asking you as a normal person?
Lunchbox
Most people have them down by January 16th. Okay, you got one more day, boy.
Bobby Bones
No, you don't have one more day. You have as long as you want. But is it because you don't want to take it down because it's work?
Jason Alexander
No, no. Because I just like the way. And it snowed recently, and Christmas lights just look good in the snow.
Bobby Bones
Now, that I can understand, because as it was snowing, here, I was singing. It's the most wonderful time of the year. I would say by February 1st, you should have everything taken down, or possibly you should be investigated for being a psycho killer. Now you Might. You might not be. Now, if you don't have it down by February 1st and you have a goatee, you should. They should go into your computer as well. Those two things together. Bad news. Do what you want to do. It doesn't matter. What else.
Lunchbox
We got one more day. If you're wanting to be like average people, there are rumors that Wendy's and Girl Scouts are teaming up to release a Thin Mint Frosty. Sign me up.
Bobby Bones
I was already going. Thin Mint Burger sounds good, but Thin Mint Frosty, yes. That is my. In my opinion, the best Girl Scout cookie, pound for pound.
Jason Alexander
Thin mints.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Just generally speaking, put them in the freezer.
Lunchbox
So good.
Bobby Bones
Or don't put them in the freezer. But I like them in the freezer. I think that's the best cookie at times. I'd rather have another one at times. But mostly it's Thin Mints, number one. Okay.
Lunchbox
According to food fluencers.
Bobby Bones
Don't call them that.
Lunchbox
That's what they're called.
Bobby Bones
No, it's not. They're called. That's pretty funny, though. They're called food influencers.
Lunchbox
No, Food influencers. Go ahead. This could be released on January or, sorry, February 21st. So we'll find out if that actually happens.
Bobby Bones
You're still on that story Cup. Okay. I didn't know you're a patio host, so I didn't know. What's up?
Lunchbox
Like a podcast in radio.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's stupid to combine words I have no need for. So food influencer, patio host. Yeah, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Riley Green, hot single.
Bobby Bones
What the heck?
Jason Alexander
I mean, she's not wrong, right?
Lunchbox
Megan Maroney, hot single.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I saw the vacation.
Lunchbox
So the rumor right now is that Riley and Megan are vacationing together. It's. Did you see why I don't even know how to pronounce where they are.
Bobby Bones
Do you see why?
Lunchbox
Because, well, she was posting pictures and then he put up some and the views looked similar.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, same place. Now, they could be at the same.
Lunchbox
Place, but it doesn't mean that they're together.
Bobby Bones
Rich people go to the same places. But yeah, you see the whole Taylor Swift used to be on 4chan thing.
Lunchbox
No. What's that?
Bobby Bones
Deep 4chan. Okay, I'll talk to Mike because I know Mike knows what, 4chan. Yeah, it's kind of like Reddit, but, like, way nerdier. Way nerdier. Or like, way darker, if possible. Or like, anyway, where she. Or she like, named her cat after 4chan. Did you see the story? Yeah, she, like, posts some pictures. They compared backgrounds, like oh, that's her background. Like her. It was her wooden windows, like cover and her couch. You just don't expect anybody normal to be on 4chan.
Jason Alexander
And that would have been like recently, like in the last how many years?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Now it's like 15 years ago. But it was like Taylor Swift named her cat because of 4chan. There's all this stuff about Taylor being on 4chan, which is the ultimate nerdy or dark place to be. But. Okay, is that it?
Lunchbox
I mean that's my pile.
Bobby Bones
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news with Bobby.
Jason Alexander
Tell me something good.
Bobby Bones
Here's a personal. Tell me something good. But it's actually from Morgan. Morgan, what is it?
Lunchbox
So one of my friends found this dog that got abandoned in Nashville and I wasn't able to take it in and foster it, but I posted on my Instagram and one of our listeners immediately stepped up, took this dog in and has been fostering it for over a week. Took it to get chipped and get all of its vaccinations and get ready for adoption. And that would not have happened without a listener stepping out.
Bobby Bones
So you posted it and they grabbed it immediately?
Lunchbox
Yeah, like within 15 minutes we were moving, making communications happen to get this dog tour whenever.
Bobby Bones
So is the dog up for adoption now? Is it healthy enough?
Lunchbox
So it's going through its treatment stuff. It will be up for adoption soon. So the, the listener's name is Caitlin. So I want to shout her out.
Bobby Bones
So Caitlin shout out to you. Secondly, as soon as if Caitlin, you don't fall in love and want to keep it. That happens sometimes and you do want to actually let someone adopt it because sometimes you don't have space or room. Let us know and we'll put it up and hopefully can get it adopted.
Jason Alexander
Can anyone be a foster parent to dog? You're like, you have to be certified or anything. Just take it in.
Amy
You got to go through class probably, right?
Bobby Bones
Just grab a dog off the street.
Lunchbox
Yeah. You don't.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cuz it's not like they're going to call somebody tell on you.
Lunchbox
So there are, there's kind of two different ways. If you find one, you can be like a found foster. It's like an emergency foster situation. But if you go through a rescue, they will train you so you have the tools in case you've never had.
Bobby Bones
There you go. I don't have time for that training. So I'm just grabbing from the street, taking care of it and then getting it out there. Great story. Big shout out to our listeners. B team coming through. That's what it's all about.
Amy
That was.
Bobby Bones
Tell me something good. Studies found largely it's the husbands that are behind the wheel when they're driving. When partners drive together, men are four times more likely to drive. This is from the Guardian. Personal experience. It's just whose car we take. For the most part, if we take her car, she drives.
Lunchbox
Oh, you don't hop in.
Bobby Bones
What? But I'll ride passenger.
Lunchbox
I mean, hop in as the driver.
Bobby Bones
No. Oh, we don't have that. It's. It's her car. She drives. And then for the most part, if you're riding. If you're driving, you also get the radio or to play whatever you want. So you kind of want to take your car and you kind of want to drive. That's why I know every Sabrina Carpenter song, because I ride with her. So that's our rule. And I probably take my car 60% of the time. It's not even a huge difference there. Eddie, what's the deal in your family?
Jason Alexander
Same rule as yours, except for if she needs to, like, put on makeup or something, then I'll be like, all right, I'll drive. But other than that. Her car. She drives my car. I drive. She never drives my car.
Bobby Bones
How often do you take your car, though, if you're going. Is it never?
Jason Alexander
Unless it's just me going somewhere.
Bobby Bones
So then that means you never drive as a family.
Jason Alexander
She drives the whole time.
Amy
What?
Jason Alexander
Yeah.
Amy
Are you even a man?
Jason Alexander
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Are you even.
Amy
Embarrassing. Dude, you need to check the doctor, man. See if it's gone.
Jason Alexander
I will say trips, though. I drive on trips, like, the whole time. The whole time?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm not making fun of you. He is. He don't know you even a man.
Jason Alexander
I'm not worried about that, because I don't.
Lunchbox
I'm not yelling at you, like, lunchbox like this. My. Our reasonings are very different. I have no idea why I always go passenger. But if there's a guy and we're in my car, like, he's driving.
Amy
Yes, that's right.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Go ahead. You're passionate.
Amy
100. If I. If we're going somewhere as a family, I'm driving.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Amy
Because the man is a better driver. It's.
Bobby Bones
I was a better driver, and I just.
Amy
I'm good at driving. Like, even when we were just dating, if we took my wife's car, guess what? Your boy was behind the wheel. There was no her. She get in the Passenger seat.
Bobby Bones
I don't feel like there's some masculine driving, like, control. It's a control.
Amy
No, it's just the way the relationship is. That's what it is. The guy is in the safety control. He overlooks control.
Bobby Bones
It is control.
Amy
Yeah, he just said he protects the family. And as the driver, it's not control most. I mean, the guy is usually the better driver, too. I. I don't. I've. My dad did it when we were a kid. He was the driver.
Bobby Bones
You saw. You had a model.
Amy
I have never. If I see a guy, a girl, driving with the guy in the passenger seat, I'm always like, man pants in that relationship.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Scooby, Steve, what's up?
Jason Alexander
So I hate to agree with Lunchbox with what he's saying, but it's funny. He took this angle because last week we were at a charity event. We all went to this bowling alley for the predators, and here comes Lunchbox rolling up in the suv. But Lunchbox isn't the one behind the wheel. He is in the passenger seat, like, this little wuss that he's calling, and he is not driving the vehicle. And he's the one to get out, to get the kids and bring them inside.
Bobby Bones
He got dropped off.
Jason Alexander
Yeah, almost like, for sure. Almost like dad dropped him off. But it was his wife. And this wasn't the first time. I've seen it multiple times where his wife shows up as a driver in the back.
Amy
Not 100% inaccurate.
Jason Alexander
No, she. I've seen her where she's driven, and I see where you're driven, but it's mostly her driving.
Amy
You have no. There is no way she drove to the bowling event. There's no way.
Jason Alexander
So I will say this. You drove home because I drove there because.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I got to give the talking stick to people. Now, Scoop, is there any chance that he drove and then scooted all the way across? I'm talking to get out because it was like, a pole or something. I don't know. Is there any chance. And are you sure you saw him get out of the passenger seat?
Jason Alexander
I'm sure I saw him. Plus, this wasn't the only event. There's been multiple events where his wife has pulled up. I remember one time, it was Eddie was there. Went to Cracker Barrel. I saw my family. Eddie's family and Lunchbox's family were all leaving. And Lunchbox gets the kids all packed up and sits in the passenger seat.
Bobby Bones
His wife drives. Hold on. I gotta do passenger seat to you, too. Excuse me. Talking stick. Lunchbox I now give you the talking stick.
Amy
Okay. I will bet scuba. How much? $500.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Nobody wants to bet $500. Here's the thing.
Jason Alexander
You're gonna be driving.
Amy
Group text message with Scuba and Morgan because we're all going to the event. I arrived at 6:07pm I said, I'm here inside Scuba at 6:36 19. Proof.
Lunchbox
Other than the proof is Scuba wasn't there yet.
Amy
619. Scuba goes walking in, but he's 15 minutes later than me.
Bobby Bones
Okay, okay, okay.
Amy
How would he see me in the.
Jason Alexander
Parking lot taking phone calls and I see you up there doing your thing?
Bobby Bones
Fair enough. Can you prove on your phone log that you're doing calls at that time? Yeah, I guess I can. We don't need just making sure. Eddie, have you ever seen Lunchbox ride passenger multiple times?
Jason Alexander
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Never.
Lunchbox
I. I suppose believe Lunchbox. I think they're just picking on him.
Jason Alexander
No, why would we make that?
Amy
I mean, Scuba got busted with the text message.
Bobby Bones
He did not. Because he could have been in the parking lot. I do that a lot of times. I get places early so I can sit in there and knock things off the list I need to do.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Scuba, did you 100% see lunchbox riding passenger?
Jason Alexander
Yes. And it wasn't. It was multiple occasions. This wasn't the only one.
Amy
That's weird because we said scuba ETA, and he said 6:15. I was there at 6:07. So he couldn't even been in the parking lot at 6:07 because he said ETA 6:15.
Jason Alexander
I was lying. You guys had things to do and I don't want.
Bobby Bones
Hold on.
Jason Alexander
Whatever.
Bobby Bones
Do you think we're in court. I just wonder if.
Jason Alexander
Sounds like it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I just want to say when you.
Bobby Bones
Bring these stories, but they both claim to have seen it many other times. Eddie, you have a talking stick. Briefly.
Jason Alexander
I remember we were driving back from a trip in North Carolina, Lunchbox and his family was there. I was there with my family and they drove past us and I said, that's Lunchbox. And his family and his wife was driving 100% on a trip. I will never forget that because I thought to myself, interesting, and I don't mind.
Bobby Bones
I think it's great. But I mean, he's over here on.
Amy
A trip every once in a while. Yes.
Bobby Bones
You switch off.
Jason Alexander
I never switch off.
Lunchbox
Cuz he needs to rest.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. But it's not what he's saying.
Amy
Here's what. I went on a trip with Amy one time and I let her drive part of the way. I mean, that was even crazier.
Lunchbox
Oh yeah, he's.
Bobby Bones
I do.
Amy
Because you need a rest.
Lunchbox
We drove from Nashville to Austin and he did let me drive at some.
Amy
Point because you need a rest.
Bobby Bones
So they happen to see you at the one some point. Of all the. I don't even care. My wife drives all the time. I've.
Amy
Does not drive.
Jason Alexander
She drove. I saw her.
Lunchbox
I mean, anyway.
Bobby Bones
What? Who knew this would be a big one today?
Lunchbox
I think mine is. I just don't like to drive, so I don't.
Bobby Bones
I'm not drive either, but I get car sick, so I do most of the time. Yeah, Team lunch.
Amy
I mean, I think he busted scuba on the facts.
Bobby Bones
I don't think anybody's team lunch.
Lunchbox
I thought not team lunch.
Amy
I mean the proof is in the pudding. When you got the text to prove it, you got the receipts, you got the receipt.
Bobby Bones
Pictures, the sea.
Jason Alexander
I'm trying to find pictures of that one time. We also went to a pumpkin patch and met you there. And I'm almost certain you got in the passenger seat there as well.
Amy
Wrong again.
Jason Alexander
Do we need to call it Ally for the cameras?
Bobby Bones
Oh, did we go get the security footage? So funny.
Lunchbox
Parking lot footage.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox loves to call 91 1. So what happened this time? Did you actually call 91 1?
Amy
I will give you the verdict after I get your opinion. I want to know if it's 911 worthy.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Amy
So it was. It was Saturday. The snow is on the ground and all the kids are playing in the front yard. Neighbor kids over there. So there's probably like 10 kids running around out playing in the snow. And this white truck with a tan camper drives by and they have like a professional grade camera sticking out the passenger side and they're just snapping photos of the kids in the snow. And it was two dudes in a truck snapping pictures of kids in the snow.
Bobby Bones
Can you describe the truck again?
Amy
It's a white kind of beat up work truck with a tan camper shell over the back. Didn't even match the, you know, truck. Like white on white. It was tan on white. And this, I mean it was like, you know those ones on the sidelines of NFL games with the long lenses.
Bobby Bones
So did they stop?
Amy
No, they were just going about three miles an hour. Just slowly taking pictures of the kids in the snow.
Bobby Bones
Was it only your kids or did they just continue to take pictures? They drove down the road.
Amy
They hit the stop sign a couple houses down and took a left. So I don't know.
Lunchbox
That is Weird.
Jason Alexander
That is weird.
Amy
So is that 911 worthy?
Bobby Bones
Did they come back again? No, I would say it is not 911 worthy because they were not doing anything illegal. But what it is, it's worthy of paying attention to see if they come back again.
Lunchbox
Yes, it's worthy of. Can you run their license plate?
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think you got it. Oh, and I think it's funny. He was like not white on white beat up. White on tan beat up. Because that's a whole difference.
Amy
Well, here's the thing. That's a whole different creepy. It is creepy. When the camper doesn't match the truck.
Bobby Bones
No one is.
Lunchbox
Wait, why is that creepy?
Bobby Bones
I don't understand. We had a lot of campers didn't match the truck. Regardless, I'm not gonna go down that. But I think it can be weird. And I think if it was weird again, then you probably called. But they're not doing anything illegal because you can be on the road and take pictures of things.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I'm gonna go no on 91 1. Amy?
Lunchbox
Yeah. No, on 91 1.
Bobby Bones
We all think it's weird.
Lunchbox
Definitely weird.
Jason Alexander
Creepy.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It, it's alarming concerning it paying attention.
Bobby Bones
And the kids were just doing normal kid things. So there's something illegal about taking pictures of kids in a front yard playing.
Lunchbox
Like if they started to lure the kids than.
Bobby Bones
Right. Well, if the camper was. Was white on white, it they'd have been.
Jason Alexander
That's fine.
Lunchbox
This is a non issue if it's white on white.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Jason Alexander
No, I, I mean I wouldn't call 91 1, but definitely creepy. And keep an eye out.
Bobby Bones
What did you do?
Amy
I grabbed the phone, I said license plate K67. Who got the other digits? Who got the other digits? My wife's like, why? And I was like, I'm calling the cops. She goes, why are you going to call the cops? There's no need to call the cops. They just took pictures. The kids weren't doing anything. So I didn't call the cops.
Bobby Bones
But you were going to.
Amy
I was going to. I had K67.
Bobby Bones
So we'll be looking out for a K67. Yes. White beat up truck, different color. Yeah.
Amy
Tan top with a big nice camera sticking out the passenger window. Two dudes taking pictures. It's so weird.
Bobby Bones
We're not saying it's not weird, but because it's weird doesn't mean it's illegal. Eddie almost had to call the cops.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Bobby Bones
So what, what did you see?
Jason Alexander
It's just weird. That he's telling this story. I had the same kind of story, but this was a few weeks ago and it's just been weighing on me. So I was going to the grocery store like at 10:30, 11:00 at night, and I drove past one of those car washes where you just kind of drive through and you do your own car wash. Yeah. Self serve car wash. And I saw two guys in a hoodie at 11pm at night washing their car.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Jason Alexander
And I'm like, whatever is happening there.
Bobby Bones
What'S wrong with that?
Lunchbox
Because they're trying to wash off evidence.
Jason Alexander
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Or they're just washing their car at 11 o'clock. They just drove through some dirt or mud. They have a nice car.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let me ask you this and you be honest.
Jason Alexander
Yes.
Bobby Bones
What race were they?
Jason Alexander
Oh, I can't tell. They had hoodies on.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Couldn't tell because if you'd have said your own race, you'd have been on that show. I hate my race.
Lunchbox
No, but what else?
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Jason Alexander
Well, that's it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, oh, wait.
Jason Alexander
And I didn't do anything. And I'm thinking like.
Lunchbox
And then I said they have a.
Bobby Bones
Camper shell and it was a different color.
Jason Alexander
Oh my gosh. Now that I think about it, no, they did not. They did not.
Bobby Bones
That's a dumb. That's a dumber than lunchbox.
Jason Alexander
What are you talking about?
Lunchbox
I kind of thought he was gonna say he saw like crimson colored water.
Bobby Bones
Streaming down like blood coming out of the car.
Jason Alexander
Yeah, I wasn't that close. Maybe if I got close, somebody like.
Bobby Bones
Trying to get out the back seat. Like you saw nothing except two people. It's cold outside.
Jason Alexander
No reason to be washing your car at 11 o'clock.
Bobby Bones
Yes, there is.
Lunchbox
Oh, you were gonna call the police to say that someone was washing.
Jason Alexander
There is. Like, you know what? We've been looking for this car. These are the murderers.
Bobby Bones
11 o'clock washers. Oh, no.
Amy
Yeah. Like, what if they don't know the crime happened and they.
Bobby Bones
But they did nothing because it's cold.
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
11:00 at night is raising eyebrows. And so they just came from the whatever crime scene.
Bobby Bones
You have a job where you don't get off work until 10pm what if.
Amy
What?
Jason Alexander
That's a great one.
Amy
You have all day to wash your car during the day.
Lunchbox
What if they hit a deer and they needed to.
Bobby Bones
Just a deer.
Jason Alexander
I've heard that story before.
Bobby Bones
This is dumb. I have to say, I did call 911 recently.
Jason Alexander
You did?
Lunchbox
See, that's what I'm talking about because of the.
Bobby Bones
The drone. No, no, no. I'm calling for drones. I'm gonna take care of that myself. I'm gonna do a little vigilante on that crap.
Amy
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bobby Bones
I've waited for a while because I don't. Just because I don't want anybody to do that. Like. No, it's been a while.
Jason Alexander
You saw someone at Car Wash. No.
Bobby Bones
I've been holding all this. Well, it's 11:30 to car wash, and they had a camper show. There's a power line. We heard pop. I was like, what? And our power went off. And I look over and there's like a fire right up on the fence of our. Our house, like, on the side between our neighbors. It's like a. So a power line had hit, had busted hit, and was still alive.
Jason Alexander
That's scary.
Bobby Bones
And So I called 911 and I felt I was doing nothing wrong. They said somebody immediately blocked the road with the fire truck.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
And like, I was over there, like, trying to help them, like you, and they're like, we got this, man.
Jason Alexander
You'd, like, stay in your house.
Bobby Bones
And I'm like, well, if you need anything else, I'm inside. So there's no real story, like, debating. But I never called 911. And even in that instance, I was scared that they were going to arrest me.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Really? Yeah.
Amy
Didn't it feel good?
Bobby Bones
No, I hate it. I'm like, nine. Two more numbers. One. If I push this number, I'm committed. One. And then I was like, power line busted. Fell. It's in our yard. And they came. Shut it. Shut the whole thing down. Sent the people out, redid it all. Like, two hours was up and running.
Jason Alexander
What busted the line, do you know?
Bobby Bones
Nothing.
Jason Alexander
You didn't follow up with anyone?
Bobby Bones
Didn't care. Okay. They were too busy chasing a guy. Two guys in a hoodie. Exactly.
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Lunchbox
Denial is one of the first Things.
Jason Alexander
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
I'm not denying. Okay. I. I have deleted apps at times, though. If I feel like I'm. They're toxic. Like, I deleted Reddit a long time ago, which is way too toxic for me. So if it's not there, that means I have to get on my laptop. Even then, I don't even really do that. So I've had to delete an app before. Some of my friends will delete Instagram because they're like, I'm on it too much.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Every once in a while. Just a little.
Bobby Bones
Do you do that?
Lunchbox
I have deleted it before.
Bobby Bones
You ever deleted an app because you're on too much?
Lunchbox
Yeah, Instagram. But I mean, I. I load it back up once I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Bobby Bones
Enough.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
But I have done that before. Just. It's accountability. Because otherwise you just. Your thumb, like, naturally goes there. Do you ever?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't feel that way here. Mostly I'm like, I wonder what's toxic happening. Now I'm interested.
Lunchbox
So. But something my friend shared with me the other day that I'd never heard of is she deleted all of the delivery apps on her phone, specifically Amazon, because she felt too reliant on delivery. She's like, I think I'm addicted to delivery. So she deleted Amazon, Instacart, and Door Dash.
Bobby Bones
Good job by her, because if she wants it, she has to redownload it. And that doesn't mean she won't use it sometimes, but when there's more of a process. It's like the thing when you would freeze your credit cards. You freeze your credit cards because, well, they're still there if you want to use them, but for you to get it out, dink, tink, tink. Got to break the ice, so.
Lunchbox
And she also realized it was just keeping her inside more. Like, instead of going out for lunch during the weekday, like at her job, she works at a desk for many hours. It's nice to take a lunch break from time to time. But she would just order food and then keep working.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to leave the house.
Lunchbox
She wants to leave the house. If she needs groceries, she was just ordering stuff. Like, she wants to go to the grocery store, maybe meet a man.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, there we go. Can't meet a man when you're ordering stuff from Amazon.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's a Hallmark movie. So I am probably on a list at UberEats where if I don't use it for a couple days, I expect to call, like, a welfare check. Yeah, like if I don't order for a couple days, I expect somebody to be like, hey, man, this is John ubereat in San Francisco. We're just checking to make sure you're all right. You haven't ordered much.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Because I'm. I don't leave where I am, and especially if I'm busy. Like, my wife cooks a lot. We've done a lot better at dinner and she cooks for herself all the time. But my schedule is so weird sometimes if I don't get home till 2 o'clock or if I get home at 11 o'clock, sometimes the cooked food ain't ready, so I just order up UberEats. Oh, I've waste so much money on UberEats because there's delivery tip. It's all the whole thing.
Jason Alexander
You think about deleting it?
Bobby Bones
No, I want two of them. Okay. So I can have almost one on every screen. So I didn't have to swipe to find it. Ever had to delete an app, Eddie?
Jason Alexander
Not Tech Mobile. It's called Retro Bowl.
Bobby Bones
It's like Tech mobile video game.
Jason Alexander
Yeah, I was just on it too. It's like one of those things when you have just one second of downtime. Oh, let me play Retro Ball. I don't need to be doing that. So I deleted it.
Bobby Bones
I think I have Retro Ball myself.
Jason Alexander
It's a. Dude, it's awesome.
Bobby Bones
I have Retro bowl plus. Did you not pay the extra dollar to get that? That's why delete. Get it back. It's awesome. Lunchbox.
Amy
No, I deleted. I mean, Twitter, basically because I got hacked, but that was it. I don't spend much time on the phone. I don't play video games on my phone. Don't TikTok. Don't really look at that at all. Unless it's a news story and it shows me a TikTok video in the news story. I'm good.
Bobby Bones
You don't really get on social media at all.
Lunchbox
No, Morgan, I should delete it, but I haven't. It's called a game called Travel Town that I told you guys I was addicted to, like several months ago. It's still on my phone.
Bobby Bones
I don't really play Retro bowl much.
Jason Alexander
Dude, it's so much fun. And then when you make it to the Retro bowl, which is the super bowl, it's pretty awesome.
Bobby Bones
Them, I'm. Yeah. Uber Eats is my number one by far because I can look and see. Tik Tok is Tik Tok. I'm on the most Uber Eats. I open up them for buying stuff the most.
Jason Alexander
I did delete Snapchat though, but that's cuz I never used it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, better to do that, I guess.
Lunchbox
It's like I'm not Snapchat for older men.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, dude. It's kind of weird that you even have that on your phone, let's be honest. I'm glad you did that. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Amy
There's been wildfires all over Southern California. For those that don't know, it's been all over the news and a lot of houses have burned down. Well, firefighters are battling those blazes 24 7, trying to get them under control. Well, In N Out Burger said, hey, anybody fighting the fires, come to our restaurants. Your meals are free. So there's a group of firefighters that went in to get a burger and they got a standing ovation.
Bobby Bones
You know those firefighters are exhausted. Yeah, I mean, yeah, because it's non stop. It's not like you get to go home, take a day off or get 12 hours sleep. It's get what you can get and get back at it because it's out of control. That's pretty. That's good though, that people are like giving them the respect they deserve. Good story. Hard to say good story whenever so much bad stuff is happening, but we like that part of it, that element of it. Great story. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good bones. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Jon Stewart
That is the end of the first.
Bobby Bones
Half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. You can go to podcast two or you can wait till podcast to come out.
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The Bobby Bones Show – Episode: WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox Gets BUSTED + A Listener Has A Warning For Bobby
Release Date: January 15, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Producer: Premiere Networks
The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones warmly welcoming listeners to Wednesday's show, setting an engaging and friendly tone for the day's discussions.
Timestamp: [02:00]
Caller: Crystal
Topic: Taking her six-and-a-half-year-old son to a million-dollar music concert.
Discussion Highlights:
Crystal's Concern: "I'm thinking about taking my son with me to the next concert. He's six and a half, loves music, and is taking guitar lessons. How safe is it for him at this specific venue and show?"
Bobby’s Assurance: "The content of the show is completely safe for a six-year-old. We work completely clean. If the kid can sit for two and a half hours without missing anything dirty or obscene, it's a great experience."
Additional Insights:
Conclusion: Bobby encourages Crystal to go ahead with taking her son, emphasizing the show's family-friendly environment while addressing safety and engagement concerns.
Timestamp: [05:21]
Caller: Abby
Topic: Being pulled over by a state trooper while seven and a half months pregnant.
Discussion Highlights:
Abby’s Story: "I was pulled over because I needed to pee urgently. The trooper asked where I was going, and I said, 'I guess the next exit.' He let me go after I used the restroom."
Bobby’s Response:
Conclusion: Bobby commends Abby for handling the situation calmly and reassures her, offering light-hearted humor about pregnancy and law enforcement interactions.
Timestamp: [07:00]
Caller: Anonymous
Topic: Advice on flying drones below 500 feet to avoid FAA penalties.
Discussion Highlights:
Anonymous's Warning: "Don't fly your drone over 500 feet, or you might get a letter from the FAA."
Bobby’s Reaction:
Conclusion: Bobby humorously navigates the conversation, ultimately thanking the caller for the safety tip and expressing mock frustration at not understanding drone altitude guidelines.
Timestamp: [09:53]
Contributor: Lunchbox
Discussion Highlights:
Analogy Explanation:
Application to Life:
Humorous Banter:
Conclusion: The segment underscores the value of personal agency and maintaining a positive outlook, encouraging listeners to influence their environments constructively.
Timestamp: [14:00]
Question:
A listener is uneasy about her fiancé's arrangement of swapping custody of his dog with his ex every week, fearing it may affect their future marriage.
Bobby’s Advice:
Key Quote:
"Bobby Bones: 'You know, you have to remove whatever feeling you have about his ex because he doesn't want to be with her. He's marrying you.'"
Conclusion: Bobby advises the listener to address her concerns directly with her fiancé, reinforcing trust and communication as foundations for their marriage while respecting existing arrangements with the pet.
Timestamp: [43:00]
Discussion Highlights:
Personal Experiences:
Strategies Discussed:
Conclusion: The hosts and callers share relatable struggles with app addiction, offering practical solutions and fostering a supportive environment for listeners facing similar challenges.
Timestamp: [47:19]
Story Highlights:
Bobby’s Commentary:
Key Quote:
"Bobby Bones: 'It's good that people are like giving them the respect they deserve. Good story.'"
Conclusion: The segment celebrates acts of kindness and solidarity, reinforcing the show's commitment to sharing uplifting stories alongside listener interactions.
Bobby Bones wraps up the first half of the podcast with a light-hearted message, encouraging listeners to tune in for the second part of the episode and thanking them for their participation and engagement.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show successfully blends listener interactions, relatable life discussions, and uplifting stories, creating a rich and engaging experience. Bobby's empathetic and humorous approach ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the content enjoyable and meaningful.
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