WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox Thinks This Job Is The Worst?! + Bobby Feud: Uniform Jobs

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: WEDS PT 1: Lunchbox Thinks This Job Is The Worst?! + Bobby Feud: Uniform Jobs
Release Date: February 5, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Network: Premiere Networks

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1. Introduction

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby and his co-hosts engage listeners with a mix of entertaining segments, insightful discussions, and heartfelt stories. Skipping the usual advertisements and non-content sections, the episode dives directly into engaging content, starting with the popular game segment and moving through personal advice and inspiring tales.

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2. Bobby Feud: Uniform Jobs

Timestamp: [02:09] – [08:26]

The episode kicks off with Bobby Feud, a lively game where Bobby and his guests attempt to name the top 10 jobs in America that require wearing a uniform. The participants—Amy, Eddie, Morgan, and Janice—compete in three rounds, testing their knowledge and quick thinking.

• Round One Highlights:

  • Amy correctly identifies "Military" as one of the top uniform jobs, earning 6 points ([02:17]).
  • Morgan swiftly corrects Bobby when he mistakenly guesses "Pilot," instead offering "Nurse" and "Doctor" ([03:08]).

• Notable Quotes:

  • Morgan: "Yeah, man. Those hotties and those scrubs. Give me that nurse." ([03:08])
  • Amy: "Give me grocery store worker." ([05:07])

The competition intensifies as the panel narrows down the remaining uniform-required occupations, ultimately crowning Lunchbox as the winner with 26 points for correctly identifying "Delivery Driver" and "FedEx" roles.

• Lunchbox’s Victory:
  • Lunchbox: "You don't have to convince me. I. I'm literally have all the answers here, so I can't do anything except say yes or no." ([04:47])

This segment not only entertains but also educates listeners on the variety of professions that necessitate uniforms, highlighting the importance and diversity of such roles in various industries.

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3. Caller Advice Segment: Managing Dating Expectations

Timestamp: [08:26] – [11:44]

Listener "Daddy Warbucks" reaches out with concerns about a one-sided relationship where he feels taken for granted financially by his girlfriend. Bobby provides thoughtful advice, emphasizing the importance of setting boundaries and self-reflection.

• Caller’s Concern:

  • Daddy Warbucks: "I always thought that dating was supposed to be a two-way thing. But it seems as if the girl I'm seeing... does not see it that way." ([08:26])

• Bobby's Guidance:

  • Bobby Bones: "You continue to meet it. So, first of all, you can't go back in time... It’s like, if you don’t take care of a wound, it sucks." ([09:49])

• Eddie’s Input:

  • Eddie: "I mean, I think you just have a conversation. And then depending on how she reacts in that conversation, gives you an answer of whether or not you want to stay with her." ([11:10])

Bobby underscores the necessity for the caller to evaluate his willingness to sustain the current dynamic and consider whether the relationship aligns with his personal boundaries and financial comfort.

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4. Discussion: Why Some People Never Break a Bone

Timestamp: [11:39] – [14:48]

Eddie introduces an intriguing question about why certain individuals seem immune to breaking bones, despite being accident-prone.

• Eddie's Inquiry:

  • Eddie: "I've never broken a bone in my body ever." ([11:39])

• Theories Explored:

  1. Spiritual Protection:
     • Eddie: "This theory means that we're being protected by spirit." ([11:54])
  2. Suffering Balance:
     • Eddie: "This theory states that one does not break a bone because we're gonna suffer emotionally more than physically." ([12:00])
  3. Reincarnation:
     • Eddie: "In past lives, you maybe had a lot of physical injury or trauma. So in this life, you're spared." ([12:37])
  4. Ancestral Connection:
     • Eddie: "In some cultures, bones are sacred, often linked to ancestral wisdom." ([12:57])

Bobby and the co-hosts critically analyze each theory, ultimately expressing skepticism towards the more "woo-woo" explanations while acknowledging the mystery behind Eddie's resilience.

• Bobby's Skepticism:
  • Bobby Bones: "That's too woo woo for me. That's like astrology." ([13:04])

The discussion blends humor with curiosity, engaging listeners to ponder the reasons behind such unusual physical robustness.

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5. Tell Me Something Good: Brian Ibold’s HELP Squad

Timestamp: [40:03] – [44:28]

In the heartwarming "Tell Me Something Good" segment, Bobby shares the inspiring story of Brian Ibold, a retired Hamilton County police officer who founded the HELP Squad to support single parents.

• Story Highlights:

  • Brian Ibold: Retired police officer, raised by a single mom.
  • HELP Squad's Mission: Assists single parents facing significant challenges.
  • Impactful Act: Brian's team purchased a car for Candace, a single mother who spent over three hours daily commuting on buses for her 12-hour shifts.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Bobby Bones: "The car has proven to be life-changing for Candace and her children, who have named it Bluey Blue." ([43:52])
  • Candace: "I do feel like there are genuine people out there who really care and who really want to help." ([43:57])

• Eddie's Reaction:

  • Eddie: "I know even just hearing you say. Hours on the bus makes me have... I'll have a different perspective when I get in my car." ([43:50])

Bobby lauds Brian's dedication and the tangible difference his initiatives make in the lives of single parents, inspiring listeners to appreciate and support community-driven efforts.

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6. Bobby’s Segment: Worst Jobs

Timestamp: [35:52] – [40:55]

Bobby introduces a fascinating segment about some of the grossest jobs, highlighting the unusual and often unpleasant tasks these roles entail.

• Bobby's Introduction:

  • Bobby Bones: "There's a job I want to share with you guys. This job sounds terrible... The one I'M about to read you is gross." ([35:52])

• Featured Worst Jobs:

  1. Odor Judges in Mouthwash Companies:

     • Description: Smell individuals with severe bad breath before and after using mouthwash to evaluate efficacy.
     • Janice's Reaction: "I couldn't do that." ([38:05])

  2. Gas Sampling for Odor Assessment:

     • Description: Smell and rate the worst bad breath cases and gas from pinto beans, involving syringed samples.
     • Eddie's Experience: "I worked at a weight loss clinic and... I didn't know any better. It was a job." ([39:04])

• Notable Quotes:

  • Janice Torres: "That's a terrible job." ([38:52])
  • Eddie: "He had to smell halitosis infected subjects... That is a messed up body control." ([14:43])

This segment sheds light on the niche and often uncomfortable professions that require a high tolerance for unpleasant tasks, combining Bobby’s humor with genuine intrigue.

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7. Listener Story: Cheating Husband Outed by Green Stains

Timestamp: [40:55] – [42:41]

Bobby narrates a bizarre story from the New York Post about a woman whose suspicions of her cheating husband are confirmed through an unexpected and unusual cause.

• Story Overview:

  • Initial Problem: Everything in the house starts turning green, including the cat's fur.
  • Investigation: The woman suspects mold or laundry detergent pods but finds no cause.
  • Community Help: Online forums suggest the green stains might be caused by unwashed Old Navy jeans.
  • Revelation: The husband bought women's jeans that were bleeding dye, indicating infidelity through messy stains.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Bobby Bones: "So she was like, all right. Turns out that's what it was... his girlfriend, apparently, she was, like, riding." ([42:15])
  • Eddie: "She was spending over three hours a day on the bus to get to work." ([43:50])

• Humorous Take:

  • Bobby Bones: "He had bought the girl he was cheating on. And she was in Old Navy pants at the house, and it was staining the stuff." ([42:37])

The story combines humor with a cautionary tale about signs of infidelity, alluding to how everyday items like clothing can inadvertently reveal hidden truths.

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8. Conclusion

The first half of this episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends entertaining games, personal advice, intriguing discussions, and inspiring stories. From exploring the top uniform-required jobs to providing heartfelt solutions for relationship challenges, Bobby and his team engage listeners with a well-rounded and dynamic session. The heartfelt story of Brian Ibold and the HELP Squad serves as a powerful reminder of community impact, while segments like worst jobs and quirky listener stories add humor and relatability.

Listeners are left both entertained and inspired, eagerly anticipating the continuation of the episode and the upcoming segments in Part 2.

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Notable Quotes Summary:

• Morgan on Nurses:
  “Yeah, man. Those hotties and those scrubs. Give me that nurse.” ([03:08])

• Bobby on Uniform Jobs:
  “You don't have to convince me. I. I'm literally have all the answers here, so I can't do anything except say yes or no.” ([04:47])

• Bobby on Relationship Advice:
  “You continue to meet it. So, first of all, you can't go back in time... It’s like, if you don’t take care of a wound, it sucks.” ([09:49])

• Eddie on Dating Conversation:
  “I mean, I think you just have a conversation. And then depending on how she reacts in that conversation, gives you an answer of whether or not you want to stay with her.” ([11:10])

• Bobby on Spirtual Protection:
  “That's too woo woo for me. That's like astrology.” ([13:04])

• Bobby on HELP Squad:
  “The car has proven to be life changing for Candace and her children, who have named it Bluey Blue.” ([43:52])

• Eddie on Helen Defense:
  “Hours on the bus makes me have... I'll have a different perspective when I get in my car.” ([43:57])

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Note: This summary excludes advertisement segments and focuses solely on content-rich discussions and stories presented during the episode.

Transcript

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

Transmitting Welco Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning we're going to start off with a little Bobby Feud top 10 jobs where you have to wear a uniform A survey found the top 10 jobs in America where you have to wear a uniform. How many can you name? Three rounds. We rolled the dice before we came on the air. Amy, you are first. Top 10 jobs where you have to wear a uniform Military show Me Military Number 6 Answer Good job.

[Eddie]

Okay, police officer.

[Bobby Bones]

How about police officer.

[Amy]

Number one?

[Bobby Bones]

Answer okay pilot show me flying in the sky. I'm sorry that Is incorrect. No. Pilot. All right, Lunchbox, over to you.

[Morgan]

Yeah, man. Those hotties and those scrubs. Give me that nurse.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a nurse. Nurse and or doctor at number three, we're looking for jobs where you have to wear a uniform. 3 Answers off the board. Police officer.

[Amy]

Nurse.

[Bobby Bones]

Doctor. Military.

[Morgan]

Yeah, my former roommate was one of these. Shout out to all the firefighters.

[Bobby Bones]

Firefighter.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I don't know how specific I need to. Give me professional athlete.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a pro. Like they're. They're playing.

[Morgan]

Yeah, they're playing ball.

[Bobby Bones]

Uniform.

[Morgan]

Yeah, they're ball.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a pro athlete. No. What? Top 10 jobs in America where you have to wear a uniform. I don't think there are that many athletes would be the reason why.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're talking numbers.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I said top 10 jobs in America.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I thought you meant, like. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You thought I meant respect jobs. Oh, okay.

[Morgan]

Respected.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Janice Torres]

Ems.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me ems. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. Amy, over to you.

[Eddie]

Flight attendant.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a flight attendant. Round two worth 10 points. Number five. Answer correct.

[Eddie]

Okay. A fast food worker.

[Bobby Bones]

She wants a fast food.

[Janice Torres]

That's good.

[Eddie]

They all wear uniforms. They do, yeah.

[Janice Torres]

Let them answer.

[Bobby Bones]

Show it.

[Morgan]

That's great. That was great.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have to convince me. I. I'm literally have all the answers here, so I can't do anything except say yes or no.

[Morgan]

Dang it.

[Eddie]

Astronaut.

[Amy]

Oh, yes.

[Janice Torres]

Good. That's good. They do.

[Bobby Bones]

Neil Armstrong had a heck of a uniform. Let's see if he makes it. Show me astronaut.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, this is round two. Lunchbox. Second person, Amy, has 25 points.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Every time you get that. Those groceries, everybody at that grocery store, they're in a uniform. Give me grocery store worker.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me grocery store worker. Eddie got zero last time.

[Janice Torres]

I got you. I'm on the board.

[Bobby Bones]

A survey found the top 10 jobs in America where you have to wear a uniform. Can you name? So we have police, firefighter, nurse, doctor, fast food worker, or chef, Flight attendant or military. There are still four answers on the board.

[Janice Torres]

Bones, when your car is broken down, you go to the shop and you see his name. Oh, hey, Harry. How you doing, man? Can you check my engine? It's sounding weird. So give me mechanic.

[Amy]

What, like the overalls?

[Janice Torres]

Yeah, with a little.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me the mechanic. No. All right, points are tripled. Amy, you could run away with it here. Four answers left.

[Eddie]

I could run away with it. Geek squad.

[Bobby Bones]

Geek squad specific. Okay, Lunchbox, you need some answers here.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Give me number 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead, FedEx.

[Morgan]

UPS driver.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me a Delivery driver. That is the number seven answer with 21 points.

[Morgan]

Where am I at? Am I winning?

[Bobby Bones]

You have 26 points.

[Morgan]

Oh, man. All right, well, now we're in trouble. Okay, who else you wears a uniform? When I go somewhere, they're wearing a uniform, man. I don't know. I'm struggling because I do not know.

[Bobby Bones]

Three seconds.

[Morgan]

Give me a news anchor.

[Janice Torres]

Oh, yeah. He had nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie have zero points. I'm gonna kind of lay it out for you here. If you get nine or 10, you'll win eight. You won't win, but you're still in it. There's only three answers left. Lunchbox is leading with 26 points. MES25. A survey found the top 10 jobs in America where you have to wear a uniform off the board. Police officer, firefighter, nurse, doctor, fast food worker, chef, flight attendant, military, postal worker, or delivery driver. Those are the top seven three answers left. Give me one of them.

[Janice Torres]

This is the home run.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Janice Torres]

It's the guy that's mopping the floors. He's the janitor. He has to wear a uniform. The janitor always wears a uniform.

[Eddie]

Come on, Bo, there's no way that's.

[Morgan]

That is not even on there.

[Bobby Bones]

Any chance that that's on there?

[Eddie]

There's a better chance of. You know what else you had. It was. You think was stupid Target.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's a vet, but a vest. Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

No, they were red grocery stores.

[Bobby Bones]

Red Polo. I can think of Hobby Lobby.

[Eddie]

Okay, I know I already did the Geek Squad, but then also, like, we.

[Bobby Bones]

Gotta do Eddie's real quick. Oh, yeah.

[Janice Torres]

Hit the bell.

[Eddie]

This is definitely no.

[Bobby Bones]

Hit the bell. No. Also on the list at number eight, hotel staff, number nine, security guard. And number ten, construction worker.

[Eddie]

No, nobody at Disney.

[Bobby Bones]

That will be.

[Eddie]

That was my next one.

[Bobby Bones]

Like Mickey? Yeah, yeah, like the mascot. Yeah, that is very much a costume. And that is no, but lunchbox, 26 points is our winner. To start us off. There he is. Nice job. Nice job.

[Morgan]

It's the anonymous in box.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a question to be had. Send it into the. Hello, Bobby Bones. I always thought that dating was supposed to be a two way thing. But it seems as if the girl I'm seeing for a couple of months does not see it that way. When we first started dating, I was happy to pay for dinners and shows. Now it's become clear that that is expected. She'll even ask me if I want to go grocery shopping with her. And when it comes time to check out, she'll stare at me as if to say well, what are you waiting for? Lately she's been talking about how great a trip someplace in the Caribbean would be, and all I could think is, yeah, for you. What's the best way to address this? Because I just can't afford it. Signed, Daddy Warbucks. Yeah. This is one of those really difficult things where you didn't set a boundary earlier, and now because the boundary wasn't set, there's an expectation, and you. You continue to meet it. So to blame her for an expectation that you continue to allow. So, first of all, you can't go back in time, so whatever you're gonna have to do now is gonna hurt even worse. It's like, if you don't take care of a wound, it sucks. You don't want to be with someone like this, obviously, but what if she's.

[Eddie]

So awesome in all other ways?

[Bobby Bones]

She wouldn't be because he wouldn't think, yeah, for you, there's a. There's a level where it meets. Where it's. How awesome do I think they are versus how much am I willing to give? And wherever that meets is how much you're willing to give. She must not be as awesome as he's giving right now, because those are not meeting in the same spot. So it's either a, you get out of dodge. This girl's just not for you, because she. Her expectations in general, of a man are not what you're willing to give, and she may find somebody that's better for her, or you have that conversation of, okay, let's start splitting stuff because I'm going broke here. One of those two has to happen a little bit, though. You can't just blame her. You have to look at yourself. You go into that mirror, and you go at the man in the mirror. I allowed her to spend all my money because you did this. She may not have been like this.

[Amy]

In her last relationships, but if you.

[Bobby Bones]

Have set the expectation that everything is paid for by you, maybe she's like, this is kind of cool. Let's let her rip. Let's let her roll. But, yeah, you either have to go, hey, this girl's not for me. This is her expectation with any man. This is not for me. Or you have to have the conversation and set a boundary, which later. Setting a boundary is harder than earlier, but it has to be done. And you are not Daddy Warbucks, because Daddy Warbucks will pay for this stuff and not worry about it.

[Janice Torres]

He was rich.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, anything you want to add?

[Eddie]

I mean, I think you just have a conversation. And then depending on how she reacts in that conversation, gives you an answer of whether or not you want to stay with her.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking at the man in the mirror. All right, buddy. Good luck with that. This isn't all her fault. Some of this is on you. But now you have to decide what you want. All right, There you go. Close it up. Let's go over to Amy. Here we go.

[Eddie]

So I told you I've never broken a bone in my body ever.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And a listener sent me all these theories as to why certain people just never break a bone.

[Bobby Bones]

Scientific or like. Okay, go.

[Eddie]

Okay. One of the theories is protection. This theory means that we're being protected by spirit.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that means I'm not, because I've broken fingers, ribs. So I'm not being protected like my grandma's not protecting me. So should I be angry?

[Eddie]

Listen, I don't know why we're getting extra protection from the spirit realm.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Eddie]

But check out Psalm 34, 1920. It could explain it for you right now.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have a Bible. Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay. Suffering. This is another theory. It states that one does not break a bone because we're gonna suffer emotionally more than physically.

[Bobby Bones]

So with that theory, that must mean there is an amount of pain that every human must suffer. It's going by that theory?

[Eddie]

Yes. Like, to even the scales, it's like, I may have more emotional suffering than someone that breaks a bunch of bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Or has physical suffering, but that means everybody must have.

[Eddie]

I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Equal pain.

[Eddie]

Yes. Equal the skills.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I would say my emotional suffering.

[Bobby Bones]

That's how stupid.

[Eddie]

Okay. There's also, well, reincarnation. I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the bonus? But you can't believe the other two and then go, this one's crazy, because they're all crazy. You're just picking what crazy you feel like best. Suits you.

[Eddie]

Right? So apparently, in past lives, you maybe had a lot of physical injury or trauma. So in this life, you're spared.

[Bobby Bones]

But you think that one. Because that feels nutty to me, too.

[Eddie]

So, like, when. When you were in your reincarnation phase or whatever, you're like, oh, I'm gonna opt for physical safety. I want to emphasize that because in this last life, I was crushed.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like when I create my NCAA football player. Like, I want to pick, like, the certain type prototype. You can. You can pick, like, you know, a short guy with big muscles, tall guy, thin. But again, my only thing is, you thought the other two were way crazy. I did, too. And the third one Was even crazy.

[Eddie]

There's a fourth one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Connection. So in some cultures, bones are sacred, often linked to ancestral wisdom. So to never break a bone could signify that you're deeply connected to your ancestors and their strength flows through you. So there you go. Four theories on why some people never break a bone.

[Bobby Bones]

So if we break bones, that can't happen to any of us there.

[Eddie]

Well, you're not connected to your ancestors. You have no one protecting you in spirit, while you might be suffering physically, which would make sense because you break bones and maybe in your last life, you suffered no pains in your body. So this life is like, here you go.

[Bobby Bones]

That's too woo woo for me. That's like astrology.

[Janice Torres]

What do you call it? Woo Gaga.

[Bobby Bones]

Woo Gaga. That's to woo. Woo all. That's to woo.

[Eddie]

To be clear, I don't really believe any of this either. But I do wonder why I've never broken a bone. Because, I mean, I am clumsy. Do you look at my leg right here, let me show you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, we're looking at wounds. Oh, my gosh.

[Janice Torres]

Was it bruised up? I can't see it.

[Bobby Bones]

There's like a. I shut the car.

[Eddie]

Door on my leg has a complete.

[Bobby Bones]

Chunk out of it.

[Janice Torres]

What?

[Eddie]

Yeah, my shin. That's my shin.

[Janice Torres]

Maybe it's.

[Morgan]

Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point. Yeah, the front of your calf has a complete.

[Eddie]

Wow, that'd be the shin bone. And it. I slammed it. How'd you do that getting out of the car?

[Bobby Bones]

I need to know how because I. I've never slammed my shin in the car.

[Eddie]

So I get out of the car and I shut it. This is literally last night. And I. I don't know how, but the door hit my shin on its way to shutting.

[Bobby Bones]

So you grabbed it and started slamming it before your leg was all the way to.

[Eddie]

I guess so. And then.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a messed up body control.

[Eddie]

I'm like, that hurts so bad. But then as we're walking and I had on sweatpants, I was like, I think I feel blood. I think I feel blood. Like, and then I look down and through my sweatpants, I start to see blood gather.

[Bobby Bones]

That's. That looks like it hurts bad. I'm sorry.

[Eddie]

Yeah, so. But I. See, I'm accident prone, but I've never broken a bone.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Dr. Seuss, give us more than moose.

[Eddie]

But why you would think of all people, that I would break something?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're probably reincarnated. Okay.

[Amy]

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[Amy]

You know, you'll find all sorts of stats about how certain big life choices can cause anxiety. Moving is one that's a big one. Changing jobs, that's another big one. Buying a new car, that's a big one. You know you want to make the right choice. You want to get a good deal. You want to not feel pressured into buying something that you don't really want or you don't really need. Well, thanks to technology that we all have at our fingertips anyway, car buying has changed forever because you can actually pick out and purchase a brand new Hyundai on Amazon. Yes, the same place that you buy your yoga mats or your toothbrush or a replacement phone charger. You know pretty much anything else right there from your phone or your computer. Hyundai has completely streamlined the entire process to make it as hassle free as possible. It doesn't take too much time and you can do most of it from the comfort of your own home or wherever you may be. First, check out the Hyundai showroom on Amazon and pick the model you want from your local dealer. You can filter by color and trim, basically customize it so you can get a car with the look and the features that make it perfect for you. You will also see this is very important transparent pricing up front so there are no surprises with last minute fees or add ons. Run credit secure your financing, even sign most of your paperwork right there online. At that point you just head to your Hyundai dealer to finalize the details and pick up the car. You know Amazon is super easy. Use it all the time. I have a Hyundai. I love it. One of my favorite things ever. It's like the combination. It's like the perfect combination of two of my favorite things. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. Limited availability only through participating Hyundai dealers in select markets. This program's available for purchases of new vehicles and not currently available for leases or trade ins. Bobby Bones here have some exciting news. The Top Shelf Country Cruise is setting sail February 2026 aboard the luxurious Celebrity Reflection. We'll be stopping at incredible destinations like St. Kitts and Nevis and St. Martin. Now this isn't just any cruise. This is a full on country music experience at sea with performances by top tier country artists that I've personally approved and will be announcing soon. We're talking entertainment every day. Interviews, games, contests, dancing, meet and greets, even autographs, photos, whatever. All produced by Signature Cruise Experiences, the gold standard for charter cruises since 2001. It is not too late to get in line to book your stateroom. Guests who register for Friends of Bobby Presale are already selecting their staterooms, but you can still join the presale to get in line just behind them. Head to topshelfcountrycruise.com by February 9th to sign up with no deposit required. Don't wait. Get it now. Make February of 2026 unforgettable. Topshelf countrycruise.com Are you still quoting 30 year old movies?

[Lunchbox]

Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide and every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn [e-mail] credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report, it's time for.

[Bobby Bones]

The good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Morgan]

There's a frozen pond in Indiana. There's an 18 year old kid out on the pond because a dog had walked out on the frozen pond and the ice breaks. The 18 year old falls in, dog runs away. David Fisher, who's a professional jump roper, sees the kid fall in the water and he's like I gotta save him luckily for him, he's a professional jump rover. He goes in his garage and gets the double dutch ropes.

[Eddie]

Nice.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, the long one, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I'm glad you said that because I would have thought it was like an extra thick.

[Morgan]

No, double dutch is because you got like a couple people, so you got to have a bigger rope.

[Bobby Bones]

See, I'm glad. This is why I'm glad I don't. Enough about it. Go ahead.

[Morgan]

He throws it over his shoulder and he goes very carefully out onto the ice, flings the double Dutch rope. The 18 year old grabs it and then he pulls him to safety.

[Bobby Bones]

I watch jump roping. Sometimes professional, just people that are good at it. It's crazy.

[Eddie]

Like for exercise sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, like, they compete, but it's not professional. It's like kids do.

[Janice Torres]

They do tricks. Like, what's so cool about it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, kind. They go fast and they do tricks. And some people just dance with the jump rope.

[Janice Torres]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool, too. That's nothing compared to saving lives on, though. Anyone for the double dutch?

[Janice Torres]

Yeah, Long rope.

[Bobby Bones]

He was able to think about that. That's. That's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Amy. What's the question?

[Eddie]

You're invited to a restaurant and you can bring one person with you, and if they judge or complain about the food, you get a million dollars. Who are you inviting?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, show version only. Oh, it's everybody. He complains about all food all the time.

[Janice Torres]

It's normal to him.

[Bobby Bones]

He won't even tip his waitress. It was a waitress in the situation, if they put the wrong food in front of the wrong person.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it was insulting because I ordered a salad and my wife ordered a burger and she put the burger in front of me and the salad in front of my wife. Assuming my wife had ordered the salad. And as a solidarity to my wife and how disrespectful that was, I wanted to show the waitress, hey, you shouldn't do that to women. You shouldn't judge a woman because she ordered a burger. Don't assume she orders a salad. Women can like burgers too.

[Bobby Bones]

You say solidarity. Was your wife mad?

[Morgan]

Not really.

[Bobby Bones]

So that wouldn't.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think that's not solidarity.

[Eddie]

But you'd get a million dollars if you took him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I have one now. Okay, you're competing on the Amazing Race. Anybody on the show? Amy, who from the show are you taking with you?

[Eddie]

Oh, man. Oof. It's toss up between you and lunchbox.

[Janice Torres]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Janice Torres]

You ever, like, driven with Bones? He doesn't know where we're going ever.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's true.

[Bobby Bones]

You're out of your mind.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. And you get cars. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's the only person to ever win a competition show?

[Janice Torres]

You were dancing.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. I've never done that. This. I've flown everywhere. I've had to travel my whole life.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he'll. He'll. He'll finagle it.

[Bobby Bones]

I would dominate this.

[Eddie]

I guess I'm just obsession.

[Janice Torres]

Pick me immediately.

[Eddie]

Don't be upset. He just is. Lunchboxes. He watches the show. Amazing, right? I know, but he can.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not Maddie. I'm mad at him for going to use corsuke.

[Eddie]

Well, I said that too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you get to answer, so I don't want to attack you. Okay, but you can pick. Go ahead. You don't have to pick me. You can pick whoever you want.

[Eddie]

Okay. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no pressure. Pick whoever you want if you want to win.

[Eddie]

You. I'm picking you if you want to win.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I'm sitting right here.

[Eddie]

Yes, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

If you want to get, like, cut third or so, pick somebody over there.

[Eddie]

Okay. Bobby, go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay, what's next?

[Bobby Bones]

You have to survive on a deserted island for a month, and you can bring one person from the show to help. Who are you taking with you?

[Eddie]

This one's hard. Probably you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Okay, you asked me one. Now you asked me one.

[Eddie]

Okay. You're competing in a cooking competition where neither of you can use a recipe. Who from the show are you taking with you to cook?

[Bobby Bones]

Glad you asked that.

[Janice Torres]

I'm gonna be upset.

[Bobby Bones]

My answer absolutely is gonna be Eddie.

[Janice Torres]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Finally.

[Eddie]

I feel like I could come up with.

[Bobby Bones]

And you would do good. You would do good. But Eddie would, like, figure out some way to grill it and, like, put peppers on it and be like. And lie about how it's his grandmother's Mexican favorite dish.

[Janice Torres]

We would dominate.

[Eddie]

Okay, so you have to go on a cross country road trip, and someone in this room has to go with you, but they're not allowed to sleep or use their phone. Who are you taking with you?

[Bobby Bones]

First of all, I didn't. I want nobody to take me on this one because I would not be able to do it. So they can't sleep or use their phone.

[Eddie]

You have to think phones are maps.

[Janice Torres]

But what's the point? Like, you have to talk to them the whole time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we do.

[Eddie]

That means they're not gonna sleep, and then they have to understand navigation.

[Bobby Bones]

Who?

[Eddie]

I'm taking Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm taking Mike D. Oh, that's great, because he didn't talk and also, like, he kind of. He knows the surroundings. I don't sleep much. Yeah, and a guy doesn't sleep.

[Janice Torres]

That's a good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. You win a shopping spree, but your co host gets to pick everything you buy. Who do you take with you from the room?

[Eddie]

You. I think we have the best fashion. You are of the room. Of the room. You have the best fashion sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. You're in a zombie apocalypse.

[Eddie]

You.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course, if anybody didn't pick me.

[Eddie]

I don't even need you.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't even get to come to the house. You've already in the bunker.

[Eddie]

I don't even need you to finish.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, give me one.

[Eddie]

You get to meet your childhood celebrity crush, but your co host must do all of the talking for you. Who from this room are you taking? Go ahead to do the talking.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. This is a lot of Amy. And I just wanted to. I know, I know.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay. You have to live in a tiny house with one co host for a year. Who from the show are you taking with you?

[Bobby Bones]

Does Mike count? Yes, because Mike and I have lived together multiple times.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Anybody on the show but Mike?

[Bobby Bones]

You know, to a lot of our listeners, he's. He's quiet and he stands in the corner and, like, helps me and writes a bunch of games and it's okay. But I picked Mike because we've done. Let me remove Mike. I've lived with Mike twice. I would say probably Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. You have to be handcuffed to one coast for 24 hours. Bathroom and all.

[Eddie]

What? Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a good point. The bathroom and all did it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or more than bathroom. So let's say no.

[Eddie]

I just wanted to be Morgan, even with no bathroom, because I feel like we have a lot to talk about and catch up on. It'd be fun.

[Janice Torres]

Sometimes they do. Like, outside, they get under the same blanket and hang out. That works.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Janice Torres]

Very weird.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

It's cold and we're on the couch and we're catching up.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, so what do we learn from this experiment, guys?

[Janice Torres]

You and Amy are gonna do everything together, like, regardless.

[Eddie]

No, I picked Lunchbox for my road.

[Janice Torres]

Trip, which is weird.

[Eddie]

No, it's not. Maybe because I've road tripped with them before and it was pleasant.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you guys do the whole time?

[Morgan]

I drove?

[Eddie]

We talked about things. We listened to music. We played the lottery at random gas stations along the way that does seem.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a lunchbox thing. Stop at every gas station. Okay, I want to talk about safety for a second. Amy, tell me if you'd feel safe in these situations. Okay, first of all, flying right now, generally, if you had to get on a commercial flight with everything that's been happening, would you feel safe right now?

[Eddie]

Yes, I feel safe. Probably even more safe because I feel like everyone's paying extra attention.

[Bobby Bones]

So stuff's been happening. So everybody's totally dialed in, Right. On Thursday, American Airlines from Tampa to Philadelphia. Now, this wasn't a crash story, but they lost working water. So as they were getting onto the plane, they told everybody, use the bathroom before you. It's like kids going on a road trip.

[Janice Torres]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Be sure to use the bathroom before you get on the flight, because nobody can use the bathroom on the flight. It was a 2 hour and 41 minute flight.

[Janice Torres]

No, you have to go to the bath.

[Eddie]

Then they can't serve drinks.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, for sure. That's the rule, too, on road trips. That'd be torture.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they'd be like, use the bathroom. And then, sorry, no drinks.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Eddie]

And that's.

[Bobby Bones]

I never like my flight to be delayed because there's some sort of mechanical problem. But if the bathroom's not working, don't you think they hold the flight and fix it? Because sometimes a seat belt won't.

[Janice Torres]

Right.

[Eddie]

Like, well, you need the seat belt.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you need the bathroom.

[Janice Torres]

You need the bathroom.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, you need the bathroom. I agree. I've been on. I've been. I've had to wait because the toilet wasn't working. Like, my. I've had a flight change because of that. I thought they did ground planes.

[Bobby Bones]

They said if you have to go to the bathroom, go before you get in the car. I mean, sorry, the airplane.

[Janice Torres]

Or give us bottles or something. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow. Everybody's peeing in their seat.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Easy for a guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Every.

[Amy]

That's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's true.

[Eddie]

You need more of a bucket.

[Bobby Bones]

What if it was like a. What if it was a company bucket?

[Amy]

It's in the.

[Bobby Bones]

In the bathroom. And all the girls go back to the company bucket.

[Eddie]

They make those funnels.

[Bobby Bones]

They give everybody a funnel.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, what a trip. That was very interesting.

[Eddie]

I forget what they call it, but it is for females. Like, if you're peeing in public, it's like these little funnel things you can.

[Bobby Bones]

Use, and it goes into a tube and then out.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. I forget what it's called.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the second one. Would you feel comfortable? We are on the way to New Orleans. Like, we played a show in Atlanta. We're in Mobile tonight, but we're on the way to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Would you feel comfortable and safe?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

In that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Setting.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They just had that. They just had the terror back.

[Eddie]

The super bowl stuff. Even. Even if the terrorist attack can happen, the amount of security that goes into something like that is insane. And I think it's. Trust me, you're gonna be fine. Don't trust me.

[Bobby Bones]

Trust you?

[Eddie]

Trust you.

[Janice Torres]

She thinks the Eagles are gonna win. Just trust her.

[Eddie]

You're gonna be fine.

[Janice Torres]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's your psychic prediction about that?

[Eddie]

Never mind. Don't trust me. But I do think that they are deploying extra reinforcements. And there's people there. Like, you think you're sitting next to some random fan, and little do you know, they're like, it's a Marshall.

[Bobby Bones]

If you were going, you wouldn't think twice about it.

[Eddie]

Oh, I would think about it, but I would be like, everything's gonna be fine. Security is double, quadruple. We're fine.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a friend that's like, I would not go to the super bowl because I'm so scared right now.

[Eddie]

I know, but, you know, you gotta live life.

[Janice Torres]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Famous last words.

[Eddie]

If you don't, then they win, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Who's they? The. The terrorists?

[Eddie]

The bad people?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I just wish I knew they were so I could identify them while there.

[Janice Torres]

That would be nice.

[Bobby Bones]

So I knew what was up. So you feel safe, you'd fly.

[Eddie]

Overall, I don't want to live in fear.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't either.

[Eddie]

I mean, I drove to work today, and that's dangerous.

[Janice Torres]

The way Amy drives is.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? She didn't mean to really troll herself there, but that's true.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just saying car. More car accidents happen like we've talked about.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. But there have been a lot of extra incidents in those areas. If they were like, today, 70 more car accidents than any other day in the whole world.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You would start to go, wait a minute, what's happening? Why are there so many more car accidents today?

[Eddie]

Like, am I gonna make sure before I get on a flight or if I were to go to super bowl, that I'm, like, good with the Lord. Yes, Smart.

[Bobby Bones]

So you are kind of afraid then.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But if it's my time, it's my time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I don't believe that, because I think you can make a decision. Of course, now I'm not going to the Super Bowl. Amy has decided Amy has convinced me I'm not going to the Super Bowl.

[Amy]

You know, you'll find all sort of stats about how certain big life choices can cause anxiety. Moving is one, that's a big one. Changing jobs, that's another big one. Buying a new car, that's a big one. You know you want to make the right choice. You want to get a good deal. You want to not feel pressured into buying something that you don't really want or you don't really need. Well, thanks to technology that we all have at our fingertips anyway, car buying has changed forever because you can actually pick out and purchase a brand new Hyundai on Amazon. Yes. The same place that you buy your yoga mats or your toothbrush or replacement phone charger. You know, pretty much anything else right there from your phone or your computer. Hyundai has completely streamlined the entire process to make it as hassle free as possible. It doesn't take too much time and you can do most of it from the comfort of your own home or wherever you may be. First, check out the Hyundai showroom on Amazon and pick the model you want from your local dealer. You can filter by color and trim, basically customize it so you can get a car with the look and the features that make it perfect for you. You will also see this is very important, transparent pricing up front so there are no surprises with last minute fees or add ons. Run credit, secure your financing, even sign most of your paperwork right there online. At that point you just head to your Hyundai dealer to finalize the details and pick up the car. You know Amazon is super easy. Use it all the time. I have a Hyundai, I love it. One of my favorite things ever. It's like the combination. It's like the perfect combination of two of my favorite things. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. Limited availability only through participating Hyundai dealers in select markets. This program is available for purchases of new vehicles and not currently available for leases or trade ins. Bobby Bones here have some exciting news. The Top Shelf Country Cruise is setting sail February 2026 aboard the luxurious Celebrity Reflection. We'll be stopping at incredible destinations like St. Kitts and Nevis and St. Martin. Now this isn't just any cruise. This is a full on country music experience at sea with performances by top tier country artists that I've personally approved and will be announcing soon. We're talking entertainment every day. Interviews, games, contests, dancing, meet and greets, even autographs, photos, whatever. All produced by Signature Cruise Experiences. The gold standard for charter cruises since 2001. It is not too late to get in line to book your stateroom. Guests who register for Friends of Bobby Presale are already selecting their staterooms, but you can still join the presale to get in line just behind them. Head to topshelfcountrycruise.com by February 9th to sign up with no deposit required. Don't wait. Get it now. Make February of 2026 unforgettable. Topshelfcountrycruise.com Are you still quoting 30 year old movies?

[Lunchbox]

Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide, and every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn [e-mail] credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report hey, it's Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones for many of the American dream means starting your own business and working for yourself. If you're a small business owner, launching a company or dreaming of starting one.

[Amy]

Then you'll not only want to make.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure you're using a platform like Intuit.

[Amy]

QuickBooks, but you'll also want to check.

[Bobby Bones]

Out season three of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks.

[Amy]

In every episode, hosts Austin Hankowitz and.

[Bobby Bones]

Janice Torres talk to small business owners.

[Amy]

About how they've grown and maintained their businesses. They've tackled hundreds of challenges that come.

[Bobby Bones]

Along with, well, being your own boss. From tracking money in and out to.

[Amy]

Cutting through the complexity with an all.

[Bobby Bones]

Encompassing platform like QuickBooks, you don't want to miss these inspiring stories of small business journeys. Listen to Mind the Business Small Business.

[Amy]

Success Stories on the iHeart app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a job I want to share with you guys. This job sounds terrible, but for the right amount of money I would do it. I've never heard of this job and I've had some pretty terrible jobs. I did a lot of time cleaning off after they had to tear off roofs as a dirty, disgusting job. Tar everywhere my hands, fingernails, nails. That's before I got to actually go up and roof. I did maintenance on a golf course for a long time and I was covered in grass. Now that's not gross. It's hard to work. It's kind of dirty. That's not gross. The one I'M about to read you is gross. Worst job you ever had, Amy.

[Eddie]

I haven't had anything really dirty or gross.

[Bobby Bones]

Just worse, though. Like one you look back and you're like, didn't love it.

[Eddie]

Oh, when I worked at a weight loss clinic and I'd have to weigh and measure people.

[Janice Torres]

That's sad.

[Eddie]

I know. It was in college and that was my job. And then it would be so sad when they would think they lost weight and they gained weight. And I was like, this is horrible. Just look away. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, Eddie.

[Janice Torres]

I worked at a warehouse where they would refurbish street lights. And they're just a bunch of gang members there.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. So that was the way for them to work without having to, like, actually file, like, paperwork.

[Janice Torres]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Cash.

[Janice Torres]

And they were just. It was a scary situation environment.

[Bobby Bones]

They ever try to get you to join?

[Janice Torres]

No, no. They knew I couldn't hang.

[Bobby Bones]

Good for you. Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

Oh, besides this one, I'd go with Dunkin Donuts. Just because you smell like donuts forever. Like, your clothes, your shoes. Everywhere you go, you smell like donuts. Your car. That was the only bad part about it.

[Eddie]

He said, besides this one.

[Janice Torres]

What on earth?

[Bobby Bones]

So here's the terrible job from Popular Science. And it gets worse, so bear with me. Mouthwash companies employ odor judges to come and they smell halitosis infected subjects for terrible bad breath. They smell their breath before, and then the mouthwash they're working on. They then swish it around, spit it out, and see if the mouthwash was able to remove. And again, these people have the wor. They find the worst bad breath people, so they have to go. Okay, I give that a nine if being bad. And okay, take your. Okay. Oh, wow.

[Janice Torres]

2.

[Bobby Bones]

It worked. So they do that all day. That's gross.

[Janice Torres]

Oh, I couldn't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

There's another one where I have to smell farts.

[Eddie]

No, but, but, but, people.

[Janice Torres]

So what's worse? Stinky mouth or stinky?

[Bobby Bones]

Stinky, but for sure. People volunteer to eat pinto beans and have their guests syringe. No, hold on, guys.

[Eddie]

I'm not.

[Bobby Bones]

This is not a joke.

[Janice Torres]

It gets worse.

[Bobby Bones]

Science. We're doing clinical here.

[Janice Torres]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

People. People. People volunteered to eat pinto beans and have their gas syringe into a container. The odor judges sat down with more than 100 samples. Open the caps one at a time, inhaled and rated how horrible the smell was based on what was in the pinto beans and how they prepared them.

[Janice Torres]

Did you say the gas was syringed into a container? That's crazy. That's the terrible part of the job.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a terrible job. Oh, what do you do for a living? Smell breath and farts. Although, Amy, yours kind of yours makes me feel bad. Yeah, but at least you didn't have to smell farts all day.

[Eddie]

No, it was not ideal. And then I'd be like, well. And then I'd have to ask them, this is so horrible. I can't even believe that I worked there. But I didn't know any better. It was a job. And I said, so, what did you eat? And they'd be like, menudo or something. I remember this one woman told me all I had was menudo. And then I. I didn't know the exact ingredients in there, but I figured maybe it's just a high sodium or something and you're retaining water. I'm sure you didn't gain weight. But then I think there's, like, stomach lining.

[Bobby Bones]

So for those from Texas, South Texas. Would you explain, Eddie, what menudo is?

[Janice Torres]

Yeah, it's a soup. And in the soup, it's got stomach lining and some, like, hominy corn, stuff like that. Maybe some onion sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's a Mexican dish.

[Janice Torres]

Oh, yeah. And it cures hangovers. Like, awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

But does it? Or is it just.

[Eddie]

But I think it's just, like, fat in there that, like, absorbs. You know, they say, like, a fatty meal after drinking.

[Janice Torres]

Yeah, that stomach lining absorbs fat.

[Eddie]

So.

[Janice Torres]

It does.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Janice Torres]

It's pretty. It's all. It's great. It's delicious.

[Bobby Bones]

This is from the New York Post. A cheating husband is outed by accident. When I read this story, never in a million years would I have caught the person doing this. So a woman claims to have learned her husband was cheating on her. She gets online and goes, everything in my house is turning green. Which. How does that lead to your husband cheating on you? So at first she thought maybe it was her cat's fur, something with the cat, because the cat's fur was already starting to turn a little bit green. But then other things started to turn green. So then she thought it was the mold that she doesn't know about in her house. Possibly. Or laundry detergent pods. Tested those not the cause. What are you thinking so far? Because I never got it. I got to the end and was like, I would have never guessed.

[Janice Torres]

Yeah, I've got nothing.

[Eddie]

No, nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, okay. So the woman's like, okay, I asked about it, but I'm gonna start posting pictures on this message board to let people see, because then maybe they can help Me. And again, her cat, like, her carpet. Her parts of her couch slightly turning green. And then I'm thinking, like, is her husband, like, doing it with Kermit? Is he hooking up with a frog? Like, what's happening here?

[Eddie]

Algae.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Makeup in any of that? Right?

[Eddie]

Green. Oh, oh, oh. Wicked the witch.

[Bobby Bones]

So the one post, all the pictures. And so people start giving her all these answers. And one person, just very offhanded as a joke, said, hey, it could be caused by a pair of Old Navy jeans because they stain everything at first. Because I think maybe supposed to wash them as soon as you get them, possibly because they're just in a big box and sealed and there are chemicals just to ship stuff. And so she was like, all right. Turns out that's what it was. So she checked a credit card. There was a some purchases at Old Navy for women's jeans. And he had bought, like, the girl he was cheating on. And she was in Old Navy pants at the house, and it was staining the stuff.

[Janice Torres]

Oh, everything.

[Bobby Bones]

She checked her husband's phone and discovered, quote, some sexy Instagram DMS from a woman who wears those jeans.

[Eddie]

So it's like, yeah, sometimes if you get fresh denim, like, maybe it's not green. It could even just be blue. And you haven't washed them enough. Like, you can. It can rub off on, like, your car seat.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's what was happening. And that's how he got cheat got caught cheating.

[Janice Torres]

So she was all over the house. His girlfriend, apparently, she was, like, riding.

[Bobby Bones]

The cat.

[Eddie]

On her lap or something more.

[Bobby Bones]

The cat sit on the cat. Yes, Yes. I don't really think she was riding the cat. Isn't that a crazy way? Also, dude, you have them. First of all, don't cheat. But you have them pictures in your phone too. Like, eventually, that was gonna get you. It's time for the good news with Bobby. There's a guy named Brian Ibold. He is a retired Hamilton county police officer. He was raised by a single mom. So he retires and he starts something called the HELP Squad. And it's dedicated to supporting single parents because he had a single mom. And they've slowly built up over the years. And so he learned of the single mom in Cincinnati, mother of two teens. She was spending over three hours a day on the bus to get to work. So. Bus. There's a stop here. Got another bus. Another bus takes her an hour and a half each way. 12 hour shifts. And so one. She's working very hard, too. She's raising kids by herself. And so once he hears this story, his group that he put together, they went and bought her a car that would just absolutely change someone's life.

[Eddie]

I know even just hearing you say.

[Bobby Bones]

Just change the life. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Hours on the bus makes me have. I'll have a different perspective when I get in my car. Leaving work today.

[Bobby Bones]

The car has proven to be life changing for Candace and her children, who have named it Bluey Blue. For the police officers. He's a retired officer. She expressed deep gratitude for the generous gift, saying, I do feel like there are genuine people out there who really care and who really want to help. Big shout out to retired police officer Brian Ibold and think about his single mom who raised him, who put those values in him to make him even care about that WLWT with that story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

[Amy]

And that is the end of the first half of the podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. You can go to podcast.

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