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No, nobody knows it. Okay, so. So right now, in real time, Lunchbox is in California trying to get on prices. Right. But he hasn't left yet as we're recording this. And I just wanted everybody to be in the room, but once he shares this. Okay, it is. Well, I. They just released something that Thursday is the Valentine's Day episode. Okay. And so you had to come in a couple. It says, wear your best purples, reds, and come celebrate Valentine's Day with us. So Price is Right, which he didn't know of the three episodes he booked. One of them is a complete Valentine's themed episode where you have to come with your significant other. Okay. Yeah. Your wife's gonna be there. Yeah. So his wife has never done anything public. I know. Well, hey, man, how important is it? No, no, here's the thing. Why don't you just find a dude and do it to, like, find random. Oh, yeah, that's a great idea. I now pronounce you, Chuck and Larry, be lovers. Yep. I'm sure in LA you can find anyone. Well, no, here's. Here's the problem. That's part of the problem. What if I go with my couple and they pick my other half? No, I thought they picked together. Yeah, I think it's a couple when they pick you in twos. Like, come on down, couple. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. My assumption is on a couple's episode, all right, this couple, Lunchbox and Larry, and then you guys run down together. I didn't think about that. I thought it was just. You had to show up in couples. They're the Village People. One's a cop, one's a Leatherman. It's a good idea, dude. So, okay, so the question is, your wife, who hasn't done anything public. Yeah. Would she go with you? I. I don't know. I. I didn't even bring up the thing to her because I was worried that they would pick her over me, and then we'd be fighting for the rest of our lives. But now that you say that we're gonna pick a couple. It's just my assumption, guys, would you assume the same thing? Yes. If they're saying, come in couples, they're gonna pick couples. I mean, they are Valentine's Day. At least pick one gay couple. So it would be a good strategy to find a random dude. I'm Looking at couples February 14th of one of these last years. They do bring them up in couples. And they dress the same. The couples need to dress the same. But lunchbox, you're gonna have to cuddle with the. Yeah. If you don't make out. They're not for sure. They're for sure not gonna put you up there. No, no, we. We can just like, hang out next to each other and like, high five and hug. Yeah. Every couple. So if it's your wife, you guys need to look the same. Like, T shirt. Everybody has same color T shirts. Or like, she needs to be in a tuxedo or a wedding dress. This is a disaster. I would just. If your wife will do it, I would not do the tuxedo on day two. I would just go and find matching colored shirts. Yeah, okay. That'd be cute. But will she do it? I don't know if she'd do it. But then also, how are you gonna find somebody else to do it with? Hey, you said your wife is like, her cousins. Are there like her cousins guys or girls or what? Her cousin is a girl, but she is married to a dude. Okay. Will the dude be your dude? I don't know. I, I. Will he go on the air and be your lover? Yeah. I mean, probably because he's from, like, Colombia, so he wouldn't. You know what I mean? They're kind of cool. The college or the country? The country. The country. Okay. You know, you're gonna have to sell it, dude. Yeah, yeah, you have to sell it. I think that that's nothing about you. You don't have any of, like, the good gay stereotypes. What do you mean? You know what he means. You know, you're not exactly clean looking. You're not. And I would say, like, super fit. Like fashion. You're not fashion forward. Yeah, yeah. But friendly, even that kind of. Oh, yeah. So maybe he could be the. He could be the. Okay. All right, all right. However you guys want to do it. Yeah. I think that, that your. Your, your cousin start, and then from there, his wife is where he starts. He goes with his wife. I'm assuming she's not gonna do it. So then you start with the cousin's husband, and then if he Won't do it. Do they have friends? He starts approaching strangers in LA like he's gonna get arrested. My gay lover on tv. What a lot of lover. That would look kind of cool for Lunchbox. Yeah, dude. But if you get on, you have to kiss before you go up. You have to like. That's the celebration. The y' all are family, so we're not really family. Hey. Okay. You ever kissed a man on the mouth? Yes. Yeah, my dad. Exactly. So do the same thing. He ain't my dad. Just act like he. Act like he's your daddy. Yeah, he's not your dad, but he's your daddy. Like, this is a disaster, guys. Like, no, it's not. It's not. This is an opportunity. Some people see an obstacle. I see one of the greatest opportunities that you have ever had. Yeah. And it's just a bit of sacrifice. But your wife is first. So go to the wife. Will she do it, in your opinion? I don't know. She doesn't really care to be like, that's not her dream. But it's not about her dream. It's about your dream. Will she sacrifice her privacy? Well, she sacrificed her day out there with her family to go and be with you for a whole day to get on prices for your dream because her cousin is taking off work. You know what I mean? Like, it's a whole domino effect. I'll have to ask her. I. I didn't even think about that. I literally just thought, oh, my dream's dead. Like, I. I'm going to have to miss that taping now. This won't even be a problem if he makes it. Like the first two days, right? Well, the first day, cuz it's Day one is normal. Day two is Valentine's Day. Day three, it was normal again. Oh, boy. So it's. Yeah, it's a thing. Okay. Oh, day three, they're saying it's furry day. He has to dress up like. Can you do. What is that? Can you dress up like. No, I'm not. Dressed up like an animal and that. Right, that's an animal one. That's where you draw the line. Oh, day three is. Dude, how do you not read these? This is all on the website. No, no, this is brand new breaking news. It was just released. How would they do that? You know what day three is? Mardi Gras day. Oh, that's fun. Dude, so much for a tux three days in a row. What's day. So day one. What? Why? What? Mardi Gras day. Do they Have? What is Mardi Gras like? What do I dress, Marty? Mean beads? Yellow, purple, green? How do you not know all this? And there's no way lunchbox that they changed this like today or yesterday? No, no, they just changed it. No way. I. I am telling you, when I booked the tickets, it didn't say anything about this. You guys know I read details. We know you don't read. So good luck. Yeah, I think it's all well when people are hearing this. I think today yeah. Is your big shot. And you want to know what else I found out? Oh boy. They moved the taping up to 12:30. It's no longer one. Okay, that's only effect. It's 30 minutes, man. I'm just telling you that they changed it. Remember? I've been telling you guys one o' clock this whole time. Okay, so it's different. Like you guys tell me I don't read stuff so prices right just changes stuff. Like out of nowhere. I bet they just release. I bet this not out of nowhere. That's what I bet. Okay, thank you. Good luck. It's the anonymous. Anonymous. Hello, Bobby Bones. I started seeing a guy who is decent looking, pretty successful and confident. On our second date, he laid out a long list of non negotiables for any relationship. He said that until something looks headed toward marriage, his work and his friends will always come first. It was a lot to take in early. Part of me respects that he's upfront about who he is and what he wants. But another part wonders if these are warning signs about why he's been single for years. Is this brutal honesty a green flag or a sign of trouble ahead? Signed, caught off guard? Both actually. It probably is why he's single, but it's also probably why he hasn't gotten a relationship that has been terrible or has been something that he knows he's not going to take all the way to the finish line. So it can be both. Two things can be true at once. And this is probably just his personality as well. And sometimes a personality like this doesn't fit. Most times a personality like this doesn't fit. Generally it's a very type A type personality. So yeah, it's honest. And it's either a big green flag or a harsh red flag. One of the two. Do you meet the non negotiables they put out there? If you do, then keep going. If you don't, it's obviously not going to work. If anything, I think it's a bit refreshing. Even if it's a Bit unlikable. Because, again, that can be true, too. So what are your thoughts? What was that line in there where he said, my work and friendships come first? Yeah, that's the main line. He said, until something looks like it could be headed towards marriage, his work and his friends come first. Yeah. But once it looks like it might be marriage, then he'll shift. Or serious. Yeah, I agree, too. It's just there's a lot of bravado here that's probably hiding some sort of insecurity as well. I feel like you could relate to this. I don't have any bravado. Not the bravado part. Oh, I wish you would have fought back on that domain. Like, you have a little. Oh, yeah, you've got. I mean, I was kind of setting you up to kind of be like, no, you do have some. I don't even know what bravado is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. I don't either, but Bobby has it. A lot of it. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I would see it as both. If it completely turns you off, that means this guy probably ain't for you, because his personality is just like that. If any of the things he says are flags, that's probably not for you. But if you're like, okay, I get it, then this could be a guy. At least he's being honest about it. Bravado is a bold man. Or to show boldness intended to intimidate or impress. Bravado. Bravado. I want him to be like, yeah, you got it. I just said, you have it. He only said that after a challenge. That I did. Yeah. But now that I see that definition. Yeah. Thank you. Bobby has it for sure. Thank you. Got your picture up under the definition. It is actually. No. No, not at all. Okay, here's the thing. So I would go forward if ever. If you met whatever criteria. If you want to. If you want to. Because I don't think it's a red flag. Unless what he's saying is a red flag, not how he's saying it. All right, there you go. Close it up, Bones. Raymondo, give me an example of this game. So I'm gonna give you a song's plot in one sentence. You're gonna name the song. Okay? Example from 2005. A woman gets revenge by vandalizing an ex's truck with a baseball bat. I get the game. Now, you guys know that one before he cheats. Yeah. Carrie Underwood. Good. Okay, I got the game. You want to do five? Yep. All right, Ready? Write your answers down. Guys. From 2004, a man who decides to live life to its fullest after receiving a terminal diagnosis. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Amy. Live like you're dying. Live like you were dying. Live like you were dying. Good. Next. From 2009, a woman returns to a childhood home to reconnect with her past. I'm in. Oh, man. I can sing it. I can't get the title yet. Hold on. No, no, no. I got. Bobby, got five seconds. I don't know. I just. Some words came out. I got it on the paper, and I. I got it. Like, it just spilled down. Amy. Yeah, but I have no idea if it's. I can't even sing it. I had to sing it to get to it. Everybody in? Yes. Yeah. You heard where I started singing it? I thought if I could just taste it. J. House to build me. We all got it. House that built me. Nice. Nice. We sang it exactly right. Nailed it, dude. Good job. Next up, from 1990, a man is grateful that God didn't answer his prayer in high school. Now that he is with the love of his life. Amen. I'm in. That one's on the nose. A guy's grateful there was an unanswered prayer. Is that what he said? No, no, but close. Unanswered prayers, Amy. Unanswered prayers. Unanswered prayers. All right, go ahead. From 1992, a man feeling brokenhearted under a glowing sign because his significant other. Left. I'm in. I'm in. 1, 2, 3. Neon moon. Yeah. From 1995, a man discovers a strange truck parked in his girlfriend's driveway. I'm in. Oh, hold on. Okay, I'm in. What do you have? That ain't my truck. Yeah, that ain't my truck. Right? Yep. Okay. So we all went five for five. Although those are very easy. You want it? We'll do sudden death. Now, if you miss it, you're out. How many more do you have? You can do four. Okay. If you want. Or until you miss. Or whatever. Yeah. More than four? Yeah, we got six total. Okay. Six left. Okay. This is a weird. Got it. Next one from 2012, a woman sings about the small town gossip that nearly tore her apart. Oh, we got a hard one. Okay, do it again. From 2012, a woman sings about the small town gossip that nearly tore her apart. What? In 2004. He said 2012. 2012. 2012 gossip. Oh, I got a hard one, and I don't have it. Oh, my gosh, it sounds so Familiar, though. That gossip was so bad. I don't have it. All right. I have no answer. That's a hard one. That's a good one. I have nothing. Amy. Mama Secrets. Not familiar with that song. You mind singing me a little something about Tay Scissors to the Banks? No, that's Miranda Lambert. But what's she singing about? We're all doing Miranda songs. We do this. Yeah, that's. I have to Take the Face. Mama's Broken Heart. Yeah, yeah. Because people are gossiping about her. Yeah, I hate that. All right, next. Eddie. I wrote down the Night that the Lights Went out in Georgia 2012. Though I know I had nothing. So what is it? Mary Go Round. Casey Musgraves. Mary Go Round. And what's. What's the lyrics? Booze. Excuse me? What? Round and round. No, I know the court, but, like, what's the lyrics that make that happen? The gossip. Yeah. I believe it was talking about in the town. Booze that was going on and smoking. Interesting idea. All right, go with another. From 2004. A guy sings about life's ups and downs and how he wouldn't change a thing because it led him to. Now what year? I got to pay more attention to the year 2004. Can I read it again? A guy sings about his life's ups and downs and how he wouldn't change a thing because it led him to. Now I think I have. You just, like, get the artist. No, that would give it away. That would give it away. I mean, as a point. I have ups and downs. I feel like that's in the song. That's in every song. Oh, spot these up. In every country song, A seesaw goes up and down. I think I have it. You do? Yes. Well, then you're gonna win. Roller Coaster. Can we hear it one more time? Ray, from Sing the question? No. From 2004. Do you want me to sing it? No. Yeah, yeah. A guy sings about his life's ups and downs and how he wouldn't change a thing because it led him to. Now it's perfect. It actually has nothing to do with the song. I just want to hear him sing it. No, man. No clue. I'm in. Amy, what do you have? Good directions. That's good. Except for the upset. Life's up and ups and downs. That's a good one, though, Eddie. Doesn't he say, like, I wouldn't change a thing in Amazed. What? That was in 1999. Yeah. The year helped me. The year was 04. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Is it Keith Urban. No, I believe and I don't know that I'm right, but I believe it was a band. Am I? Is that a band? Right? Yes. Oh, Rascal Flats. God bless the broken road that led me straight to you because it's broken ups and downs. But guess what? It got me to you. Let me straight to you. So you won. Shot her in this merry go round. Oh, it's time for the good news with Bobby. This older lady drove her car off the side of near where they launch boats but not quite at the ramp into the water. It was deep. Her car is then starting to go under. And so they see this and they jump in after the woman, pull her out like save her from the car sinking. Yeah. Then they go in after and make sure there's nobody else in the car. But yeah, they saw her go in and hadn't they nod. I don't think she could have got out of the car. Yeah. Number one rule of if your car's sinking, roll your window down. Oh. Is even electric? I guess even just get your window down. However you can do that. Just get your window down. Because they say it's hard to open the door actually when you're underwater. Not they say if it makes sense. Right. You're facing the pressure, a big area. Not even the pressure, a big area of water against your door. So if you don't have a lot of strength because that'd be a very slow push. It's not like you can just shove it open. 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Not twice, stunned, but three times. John and Ann Bender are rich and attractive, and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble and our couple retreat from reality. They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Ed Helms, and welcome back to Snafu My podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu every single episode. 32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop. What? Yeah. Ernie Shackleton sounds like a solid 70s basketball player who still wore knee pads. Yes. It's gonna be a whole lot of history, a whole lot of funny, and a whole lot of guests. The great Paul Scheer made me feel good. I'm like, oh, wow, Angela and Jenna, I am so psyched you're here. What was that like for you to soft launch into the show? Sorry, Jenna. I'll be asking the questions today. I forgot whose podcast we were doing. Nick Kroll. I hope this story is good enough to get you to toss that sandwich. So let's, let's. Let's see how it goes. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Doctors say, don't ignore these common injuries. I'm gonna list you the injuries because these are things probably that happened to us. And we're like, I want to go to the doctor because I have to pay for it. I don't want to go to the doctor because I don't pay the co. Pay to pay for it. And then who knows what bills are coming. Here we go. Number one. So animal scratches and bites. Whether it's from a random animal or even your own pet, even tiny breaks in the skin can easily get infected by the bacteria the dogs and cats carry in their mouths. If the injuries from a wild animal, like a raccoon or a bat, you should for sure go, oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, 100% for sure. But I mean, like, I play with the dogs and they'll get me a little bit sometimes because I'll wrestle with the dogs and I never. I'm like, I should go in. But, yeah, it makes sense. Amy, you get scratched by your cat. My cat. But I'll clean it. With what, your tongue? She licks it. She is a cat. Yeah. Yeah. So that's one. Number two, hitting your head. Yeah, that's a big one. Always watch for signs of a concussion if you hit your head. Now, we hit our head a lot, but it's not just if you bump your head. It's if any of, like, the dizziness, a headache comes from it and stays for more than, like, 15, 20 minutes. If you get nauseous, if there's any light sensitivity, any of that stuff that you can just go, oh, I have my head. Of course. That's the stuff. That's concussion. And then if you don't treat a concussion, it could actually damage your brain, obviously kill you even. Right. So that's the next one. Minor car accident injuries, meaning if you get into a little bumpy bump and those bumps and bruises don't seem bad, but that's because there's a rush of adrenaline that happens to you when you get into a minor offender bender even that you're like, oh, it didn't hurt. But then it hurts real bad the next couple days. And you can't even really. I mean, you can, but you can't really then credit it to the wreck because it just happened a couple days later. And they're like, nah, this is fraud. This is insurance fraud. You're just now saying it hurts because you were in a wreck and you didn't even go to the doctor the next day. Right. It's. I never thought about the adrenaline that happens when you do get into that. You don't feel anything. I mean, even if it's like, like whatever it is, there's so much adrenaline, it's minimizing it so much. And think about that one. Okay. Blistering burns. First degree burns typically heal on their own. Now, this is what's crazy to me. We got to get our degree system correct. Because if it's first degree murder, that's the worst murder. If it's a first degree burn, that's the lightest burn. Right. Why do we not have. We need a structured system of degrees. It's got to be consistent. Yes, because you get a third degree burn. But third degree murder, it's the opposite, not the same. That's basically manslaughter. Oh, third degree murders. Oh, dude. First degree, that's so easier. A first degree burn is like a level one burn. Not so bad. Yeah, it's like if you like, grab a hot teapot or something. Sure. The oven, like, and you lick it and it feels better. But the first. First degree murder is like total murder. Like you killed them with intent and is done in a bad way. Yeah, I kind of like that they're different. That helps me see it clearly. You're weird. No, that can't be the case. Yes, it can. How? How does it help you to meet first degrees? Like one on one intent, like first degree murder. That makes sense. First degree. Okay. Then there's no separation. And it's the worst. First degree, first degree murder. But I'm not saying. Yeah, of course it's the worst because it's one on one. First degree. But first degree burn, that's not as bad. You made no sense. No, it makes sense. Maybe to your head it makes sense. Yeah. To me this makes perfect sense. If you were to change it, that would confuse me because then you'd. First degree, I feel like, is the worst. First and worst. First degree murder, worst murder, first degree burn, worst burn. See, I feel like third should be the worst because it's in order. One is not so bad. I would like that. Because third degree, they're separate. You can't make the murder third degree because it's not one on one anymore. There's no. You don't have to be one on one with three people killing somebody. Yes, yes, yes, I know. It doesn't be one on one. You said it three times. Because that's what I'm saying. Like, there's not the. Like they're. The intent behind it is more. Third degree murder is unintentional killing. Yeah, that's what I said. The intent behind it, the death was not planned or intended. Third degree burn is the worst burn. Yeah, that's confusing. This is not confusing to me at all. It's confusing having to explain it to y', all, but to me it makes perfect sense. Okay, so what are you saying over there? I'm. Nothing. No, you're saying that the third degree burn, or the first three burns typically. Typically heal on their own. But second degree burns that blister require medical attention. If it's bigger than a few inches, it can get infected really easily. Face, hands, feet, genitals. If you burn your genitals on the teapot, which I have 11 times, I would go immediately this month. Don't worry about it. Go, go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. Pokes to the eyes. Even if you see fine, you don't want to take a chance with eye injuries because that. You can't bounce back from those for the most part. There's another one. Cuts or scrapes that won't heal. If it's not closing up or starting to heal after a few days, there are signs of infection. It's best to get checked out by a doctor. Oh, my sister fell at Target and hers, like, never got better. And she had a bad infection. Really? Yeah, she had it for like, it never got better in like three, four weeks. It's crazy. I guess the rug that she fell on was pretty dirty. Or maybe you all have that because you got that infection and it was hard to go away. Mrsa. Yeah. Yeah, that's straight staph infection. Yeah, yeah, staph infection that was in my bloodstream. My body could not get rid of it. Yeah. And they couldn't tell me why I had it either. Like they were talking about the teapot. All right, that's from today. So there was a story about people that would be open to having their wedding sponsored, meaning a company, let's say sleep numbers. Like this wedding presented by sleep number. And most people be like, yeah, I'll take that. Because weddings are expensive. And that's not even the main part of the story because there's something pretty shocking about a member of the show I wanted to talk about. But a new survey reveals that most Americans are open to letting brands sponsor their weddings. We had Sonic. They didn't sponsor it, but we love Sonic. We had Sonic set up things at our wedding. That was so cool. Yeah, like on the way out, they gave us burgers and drinks and they had, they had their things set up. Their screen, you drive up, push the button. Yeah, they had those set up up near a part of the house. And then people came in on roller skates at the end and were delivering. Awesome. So that was cool. That could have been a sponsored thing. My point is, I didn't care that a brand was there. It was awesome. It was super cool. And they didn't give us any money. Maybe they, they should have, now that I look back. Dang. Yeah. So weddings are expensive is my point. They can be super expensive if you let. If you let them. And somebody on the show is still paying for their wedding after all these years, so it's not me. Oh, not me. Thank God. Thank goodness. Is it you? No, my. My father in law paid for our wedding. So then who. He may still be paying for, but I'm not Ray Mundo. Is it you? I gotta check with Phil. My father in law as well. Ray did have his wedding on Garth Brooks ranch. That was awesome. It was awesome. No, it's Scuba Steve who's still paying for his wedding. What? We're about to hit our 10 year anniversary and I found out myself last week. My wife and I were going through our finances, just getting things lined up, and she was like, yeah, we're still paying for our wedding. We're still paying for our wedding. It's like, holy crap. Because what are you still paying for? So in her culture, she's Chinese and Filipino. The man has to pay for the wedding to show that. Am I Chinese and Filipino? Probably. Did you pay for your wedding? Yeah. Is this how I'm Getting told makes sense. Wow. Go ahead. You know, typically in the white people culture, usually the bride pays for it, the father of the bride and all that stuff. But so in her culture, we do it to show that we can take care of them, the. Of the. The future wife. And so we're still paying. I think the wedding cost about $50,000, plus our honeymoon. And then it's kind of been wrapped up into other expenses, like having a kid a year and a half later. You know how life is. Well, that's not wedding, but it just snowballs into all this debt, and you have to pick and choose what you pay for. And the wedding has just been on the back burner. Amen, brother. Gosh, yeah, that's tough. So what would your advice be to people who are getting married now and thinking about putting in 20, 30, 80, $200,000 into a wedding? Don't put that money into a house. I say still have a wedding, but just have a smaller ceremony that you can enjoy with a smaller group of people. Because even at that wedding, we were paying for it, but her mom was dictating who was coming to the wedding. And they're like neighbors from the 80s. Now we're getting down to it. Hey, we've hit a point. We just triggered him. Go ahead. And I'm like, what the hell? I don't know who this lady is. She's like, yeah, she's your tita. She's not my tita. I don't know who this woman is. And she's getting invited to the wedding to just basically show off her daughter and that she's getting married. So my advice is make it smaller. Put the money towards something that you can use long term, like a house. It's tough, though, because everybody wants to have that thing they've been waiting for their whole life, and they want to be able to share it on Instagram and have cool pictures. I'm not justifying it. Yeah. But I'm saying it's very difficult to. Unless just in your heart you want to have a very small wedding. Yeah. I mean, you want to have that big thing you think you do, and then here you are 10 years later, still paying for it. Well, I don't know about that thing, but that's the thing. It's. It's amazing, but it's over so quick. Yeah. It's like going to one night. It's like going to the casino. It is. And it's a party for somebody else. It's. I mean, it's your party, but you're paying for everyone else to show up to your party. So for me, just the concept, I think it's just. It's silly. It's like going to the casino because you're probably gonna lose the money. And you're like, man, what a night. That night's over and that money's gone. Yeah. So is it showing that Scuba could afford the wedding even though he's paying for it 10 years later? Like, the. The culture's like, the man does it because. Oh, dang, you didn't meet the culture. Like, you're not meeting the culture. Dud it 10 years later, your friends, like, t came. You can eat. Pay for that. You're proving them wrong. But I'm still. We're a float. Like, you still finance houses and cars and stuff. You're not paying for it. Is the culture to take out a mortgage on a wedding? No, you're expected to pay for it, like, in cash. But I. I didn't have the cash to pay for it. I was broke. Typical white guy. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. On the Bobby Bones show now, Clint Black, Better man being added out of the box, which, for those that don't know that's a station programmer, will go, I'm gonna add that to my playlist immediately, before it's even actually asked to be added. It's like the earliest you can get a song added. So this LA program director says that your label switches over. They now promote it. How fast until that song actually became something you were known for or that was played on the radio? Well, it went to number one. It was 17 weeks in today's time. That's pretty quick. How quick was it that back then? It was long. It was. Yeah, you know, it. It took its time. You know, it was. It was steady enough. But back then, you could get a song up to number one and back almost five a year. That song, as it was climbing, like, could you feel more people singing along and. Or depending if they're your shows or not, the crowd's getting bigger. Yeah, we. We were playing bars, and the bars were packed, and CMT had a lot to do with that because I wanted to get a video right away. The video, tnn, the Nashville Network, was smoking hot back then. We were all watching it, every country fan. So being on the Ralph Emery show, Ralph was saying things like, I like you and I think you're going to be around a while, you know, and. And I think that helped a lot. I was getting on the Tonight show with Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, when he guested and the Wall Street Journal, a reporter came out and rode the bus for a few days and did a feature article in that USA Today did one. And I was starting to get, you know, spots opening for the Judds and Alabama Dwight Yokoham. I did a month out on the road with him, so it was clear that even if it didn't go to number one, that it was going to have a big impact. Can you give me a Johnny Carson story? Johnny Carson. I think the second time I did the show with him, I wanted to do something that used my full vocal range. And we had been playing on the road kind of a Hank Jr version of Ain't Misbehaving, but I would. I would go up and sing real high toward the end of the song. And so we did that on there. And when I got over to the couch, Johnny said, wow, you have a falsetto you could throw a cat through. Wow. That's one compliment I will never forget. It's got to be crazy feeling to go 10 years in bars to doing the Tonight Show. Were you able to have awareness of how cool it was to be getting those big moments, or were you so in it that it was difficult to actually understand or be happy about it? I think I was mostly overwhelmed by the workload because I was doing nine cities in a row one day, day off, eight in a row. One time we did 21 in a row, day off and calling into radio stations in the morning and in the afternoon, drive time and meeting and greeting 30 to 100 people. You know, before the show, before, you know, every show, I was constantly worried about being able to sing because if you're tired or sick, you don't have a voice. Yeah. Or if you talk all day. Yeah. And people don't think talking's that hard. But imagine singing a song that only has three notes and singing it all day long. Michael Jackson spoke up here because it took some of the strain off his vocal cords. Wait, is that really why? Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. I didn't know that. It's. It's absolutely why I went to his voice coach. He didn't tell me anything about Michael, but he. He said, you know, whenever you're talking, just don't talk down here so much. Try to stay up in here and make it easier. And Michael just took that all the way up on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Clint, how'd you meet your wife? She and her mom were in Houston doing press for one of Lisa's movies on cbs. And someone at a TV station said, you know, I've got tickets to the Clint Black show. It was New Year's Eve, if y' all want them. And they. They took the tickets. She had already heard about me because her manager, Herb Nanis, was partners with Stan Morris, who was KT's manager, who I knew because I'd toured with KT. And he and I were like Dean and Jerry. We were a comedy show everywh we went, and he gave Lisa a tape and said, listen to this guy. You know you love him. So now they come to the show. Somebody with my management company brings her backstage. We say hello briefly, and then about 10 days later, we're taping a. An Opry anniversary show. It's a TV special. It was the night I was inducted as a member. Before the show, the head of specials, Fred Rappaport, came back to my dressing room and said, I have Lisa Hartman's phone number. And he's about to give it to me, and he pulls it back when I reach for it and says, but I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me you're going to call her. So I promised, and I called her right away. I was going to be in LA to do the Tonight show, and I had one night off. We went to dinner, and we were married 10 months later. What must you play? Give me the five songs you must play every show. Oh, Better Man, Killing Time, Good Run of Bad Luck, Nothing but the Tail Lights. Every show. You're gonna do those for sure. You can do those. Oh, yeah, because I think people would be upset if you didn't do those exact ones. Summer's Coming is one, I feel like, you know, and. And the ones that usually lose outer ballads because you can only do so many ballads in most shows. Man, what a problem. You have too many hits. That's a long way from the bar, man. Trust me, I know. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something. Lunch debt is something no one likes. It's. Oh, you gotta pay these meals. Gotta pay these meals off. Well, someone in Taylor, Texas, an anonymous donor said, you know what? For the entire school district, I'd like to pay off the lunch debt. And so there is no more lunch debt in Taylor, Texas, and everyone is super happy and super full. They're not full. Good, good, good. Well, here's the thing. They. They still get a meal. Did you write that about super full, or does it say that. That. No, I literally made that up. That's one good one that you made up. A lot of times you steal and take credit. That's a good one. It's a good tagline. They're all super full. Yeah. Yeah. So they get to eat. In Taylor, Texas, everybody went to social media and said thank you so much to whoever you are. That's so amazing. Person never jumped up and said it was them. No. No one has come forward to say, that's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up, Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emmy Launch box More Game 2 Scooby Steve Red Hav trying to put you through Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby bone. Now time for the morning corny. The morning Corny. How do you track a book? How do you track a book? You follow their footnotes. That was the morning corny. Time for a sofa upgrade. 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I hope this story is good enough to get you to toss that sandwich. So let's, let's, let's see how it goes. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Big day for Lunchbox. He is joining us from a studio in Los Angeles where it's a couple hours earlier there than where we are here. So you got to LA to do prices, right? Well, just to be in the audience. I don't want our audience to think we've set this up. We do not know anybody there. There's been no setup at all. I don't know if you can set it up. But lunchbox got to LA at what time yesterday? We got here at what, 5:45, 6 o', clock, maybe 7 o'. Clock. I don't even remember. Sounds like he's doing his time. One o', clock, two o', clock, three o'. Clock. I mean, I took a picture. So let's see what time the photo was taken. Hold on. It was just like around. What time did you get? Around 6. 6:05pm and here's the thing. I kept telling you guys my flight was at 5. I was wrong. My flight was at 3:30. I was totally off. Off. Okay, again, meaningless part of the conversation. Bad start to the trip. Yes, bad start to the whole. So what is your agenda today? My agenda is I'm going to get off the show. I'm going to go back to the hotel and I'm going to shower because I've not showered, and then I'm going to go all the way across the country on an airplane and got to the hotel and didn't shower. Yeah, it was. Well, I didn't go straight to the hotel. Had a couple margaritas at a Mexican restaurant and then I was like, man, I gotta go to bed. I gotta. I gotta get up for the show. So went back to the hotel and I went to bed and I got up and I didn't want to disturb my wife, so I just left the room without showering. I got the same clothes on that I wore on the plane. Oh, what? Wait, you did. You get. You got in the bed. Plain clothes in the bed? Well, even your plain body in the bed. I wasn't in clothes in the bed, Amy. I know, but you didn't wash your hair after being on a flight with all those people, you got in the stage. No, I would have loved to, but there just was no time. No, last night, right? There wasn't any time. We went and had margaritas. You had to get margaritas after the margaritas before you went to sleep. He was like, I gotta go to bed. Gotta rush. That's really what it was. And I was like, I gotta go to bed right now. And so I put my clothes back on, and I took an Uber today. And so I'm gonna go back, take a shower, then I'm gonna go to the tuck shop, and I'm gonna wear the tux out of the store straight to Prices. Right. And do you know where you're going? Like, you have the address already mapped out? I have the address in my email, and I want to tell you. They did email me. Price is Right sent me an email saying. Saying, hey, you have tickets to our show. We can't wait to see you. Just a reminder, we move the taping up till 12:30. So it is 12:30, no longer 1 o'. Clock. Just making sure, you know it's good. And you knew. How'd you sleep last night knowing that today was a big day? I didn't sleep very well. I kept worried. I overslept. I kept waking up. Check that clock. Okay. All right. All right. Go back to sleep. Is it. Oh, no, no, I didn't oversleep. Okay. So, yeah, tossing and turning. Not really good. But, hey, guess what? I'm on fire today. And you plan to get there, and is it outside waiting or inside waiting? Do you know? It's outside waiting. You line up on the street, okay. And you plan to get there at what time? I hope to be there because my tapings at 12:30, so I'm hoping to be there by 11. And you're just gonna get there and hang out with people, right, and show them how, like, interested you are, how. How curious you are, how much energy, how charismatic you are. Like, that's the goal. Yes. I'm gonna start the wave right off the bat. We're gonna go down the line. All right. Everybody do the way. Whoa. Like, at a stadium. And that. That really gets the crowd going. And then we're gonna start Chance. Price is Right. Price is Right. Okay. I mean, I would love that if I was in line. Yeah, I mean, that would be fun. But, like, are producers out there, too? They're watching, probably. Okay. So they're gonna see him in action. Is he doing those games he said he's gonna do, like, Price is Right games in your pocket. Well, I'm not gonna do those today. Those are the secret weapon if I have to go back a second day. Like, I wasn't able to get my items last night. I mean, I got here late, had margaritas, and I haven't had time to go to the store. We heard. I would encourage you not to play the game what's in my pocket with people you don't know. Just a little something that know is that gets a bad game with people you don't know. Yeah. Could get you in trouble. Well, I was going to do what's in the bag. As long as the bag's not in your pocket, I think you're good to go. Okay. Okay. So you guys can call us if you want. 8 7, 7, 7 7. Bobby. We got lunchbox in California going out today. And we do not know. We have no connection to the prices. Right. If he does not get on today, he goes back tomorrow, right? Correct. But tomorrow is also the Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's. That's a tough one because you don't have a partner. Is your wife gonna go with you? Does she have a chicken? She's not gonna go. I didn't get her a ticket. I mean, I just got one ticket, so I'm really kind of. I don't know what I'm gonna do. What? I thought we. Well, we were working on, you know, him and getting a date. Well, yeah, yeah, dude. Like, find him. If he can't get his wife, just get anybody even. But I don't think he ever mentioned that he needs a ticket. A ticket. We didn't think about that. That it's not our job to think about that. But that's weird. They would sell single tickets for an episode that they're doing a double date thing. They don't sell. I mean, a couple's thing or sorry, divvy out tickets. I think that if you're not a couple, you just don't get on the show. Well, what a waste. That's not good. Lunchbox. You have to find other single ticket people and couple of them today, actually. Today, be like, does anybody have a single ticket for tomorrow? Let's fall in love. It's a good idea, Amy. And if you have it to fake, if it's, you know, if it's a dude and you gotta fake it. Yes. It's worth faking it for a day with that person. It's Hollywood, dude. You gotta play the part. Yeah. Be like, hey, you want to see what's in my pocket? Yep. That's a good game. Yeah. I want to do a game called what's in my pocket. Yeah. Nailed it. So what are you gonna do about that? I gotta go to the drawing board. Like we're gonna see. See, here's the thing. The drawing board. Oh, gosh. Realistically. I'm not gonna have to go back to my. I mean, the odds are that I'm going to be on that stage today. Okay, I would argue that the odds aren't to that, but I would think that there's a decent chance, based on how. How visible you're going to be. But it's good that he has that energy. Yeah. You know. Okay. I don't think he's ever, like, stared at the clock overnight. Worried about being late to work, though. Not one time. No. But now he is. He's got one night on prices. Right. He can't sleep because he's so worried about being late. Yeah. Okay, we'll check back with you in a second. Wait, Lunchbox, before you go. What. What'd you. What'd you have to drink last night? Some margaritas. Okay, just checking. Wait, are you still drunk? No, no, no, no, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. No, when someone says a couple of anything, they had more than a couple, right? Is that right? That's right. Lunchbox, how many margaritas you have last night? A couple margaritas, man, but, like, doubles. So a margarita. When you say a double, Because I've never had a margarita. Is a margarita. Do you pour like a. A. A shot of something in? Yeah, like, you can have more tequila added. That would be the double shot. Yeah. So. So it's not made in like a mix, like a. Some are, but you could. Some, depending on the restaurant, the bartender may make them fresh or they may have them premixed. You can always request an added shot, though. Absolutely. How many added shots you request? No, no added shots, man. Just a couple margaritas. It was Taco Tuesday, so if you bought one taco, you got the second taco for a dollar. That has nothing to do with margaritas. This is a great time. That's zero. To do with margaritas. Yeah. Let's go talk to Janice. We're talking about Lunchbox today in California. He's there to try to get on prices. Right, Janice, what do you want to say? Hey, I just wanted to suggest that he might want to get there sooner to get in line, because I've heard and watched that it's very long sometimes that I would hate to see him be out there and not get on. You think he should get out there and wait in line longer? I think. Lunchbox. Don't you have a, Like a guest pass or something? Yeah, I have a priority ticket is what it says, so I don't know what that means, but it says that I have priority so all those people waiting in line at 5 o' clock in the morning, I got priority. I don't know if that means they have priority too. And they give out thousands of these. Well, that's not priority. That's fact. Even sounds just like normal. Right. I don't know how many they give out. I just know I have priority tickets. So I feel like if I get there an hour and a half early, that should be plenty of time. But I could be completely wrong. You could be, yeah. You should figure out he doesn't really know what priority means. No. Anything. Yeah. All right, Janice, thank you. I appreciate the call. Best of luck. Yeah. All right, thank you. We're all rooting for him for sure. I do want to go to Sharon in St. Louis. She's been on the Price is Right twice. Ooh. Now have you been or have you been on? I have just visited. We did not get called up on stage. He thinks odds are he's going to get called up on stage. What do you think? Think. You know, first of all, he has got to get there earlier. Everybody's got priority access. Just means that you're guaranteed to get in the studio. So there's going to be a long line and a lot of people waiting. It takes a long time just to interview everybody. For the producers also, they typically do not pick the wild, crazy, over the top person. There was a couple of people like that in our group. Both times that I went, neither one of them were picked. It's always just nice, simple, down to earth people that tend to get picked. So I'm worried because I don't put lunchbox in the nice, simple category. Yeah, that wouldn't be a category I'd put them in either. What do you think about that Lunchbox? I think that was a rude comment. And now people are starting to freak me out that I'm not there early enough. But I think these people maybe they didn't have priority. Like, I mean, she said everybody has priority, but she also said that priority means that you can. You're guaranteed to get in the studio. Yeah, yeah. Right. But if you're looking in. So there may be people that are in line as like standby. Oh, I don't know. I'm making this part up. But I'm saying there could be people there that are lined up if some of the tickets don't show up. So. But I don't know. But Sharon, I appreciate that. I appreciate you freaking him out. I agree. He's not a simple guy. No. And that's That's a compliment. He's not a simple guy. And he's going to go out today and he's going to be like reaching my pocket and that's going to feel in there. That's the game. Tell me what you feel in there. I'm looking at my ticket and it says priority. It doesn't just say normal person, it says priority. Like vip. Does it say vip? No, I'm saying like VIP because priority is different than just normal. I know, but we have to trust the caller that has actually been there and done this twice. And her take on it is that everybody had a priority ticket. It. So we need to roll with that. Unless for price is right, there's a non priority ticket. See, that's not me. Which is a line voucher. I'm not that a priority. Yeah, I still would get there early. No, I'm going to, guys, I'm going to get there early. You understand that? Like when we get done with this show, like when I get done with my obligation to the world, to the United States of America, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna shower, I'm gonna get my tux on and I'm going there. It's not like I'm gonna be sitting around the hotel and like, oh, it's 12:15, I should probably go get in line. That's not how I'm doing it, guys. This is business. Like, this is a dream. I didn't come here to blow my opportunity. Okay, okay, so, yeah, go get the tux and then just go get in line. Yeah, well, we gotta do a show and then we do a full podcast after this show's over. So you can subscribe to the Bobby Bon show podcast feeder watch on YouTube because we'll be live probably in like an hour or so. Are you freaked out, Lunchbox? You seem freaked out a little bit. No, I think these people don't understand. She's been twice. She's been twice and she didn't get called up once. Good point. So she's obviously doing something wrong. Like she doesn't know how to do it. Like I do it. Sharon, Lunchbox. I don't know if you can hear him, but he said he thinks you did it wrong. You don't know how to do it. Like he does it. And so what is your response? Yeah, my response is it hasn't been. I've been twice. I've seen who they picked. I was in a group. They do it in a group of like maybe six or eight people and there's Two producers sitting there asking them questions. One person in our group got picked. She was a firefighter. She was a super nice, down to earth kind of person. So not that I'm not. I am a super nice down to earth person, but they're just looking for something a little different. The guy that was insane and screaming the whole time, he did not get picked in there. There is no producer outside in that line. There is no one out there. You're just standing outside on the street. No one's watching. So I say, if you want to use energy to get in, save your energy for the interview. Okay? See, she has no idea what she's talking about. They have cameras. They have people watching. Like, there's no doubt they're watching. They don't just put those people in line and just on a whim pick them. They have people like, okay, we're focused on this person. When they come in, let's see if they perform like they did in that line. Like, her saying they're not watching. That's just. That's bananas. Can we do an exercise? Yeah. What would you like to do? I'd like to do an exercise. Will you do an impression of somebody that's just a simple, calm guy? Like, you're in the interview and you're just a normal, simple person. Hello, Mr. Box. What do you do for a living? I do a morning radio show. We're heard by millions of people across America. That's not simple. Like, should he be a teacher or something? I don't know. Or a dad? Yeah. He needs a story. Have we talked about a story? Like, he has no story. He tried to lie to get on Oprah once. By, like, faking having cancer. No, I was dying because she was best friends with Tina Turner. And so I was like, oh, my gosh, this is my chance to meet Tina Turner. And so I wrote a letter talking about how I was dying and that my last wish was to meet Oprah. And I was ready to send it. And I was. You know, I was a child. Like, I was, like, 14 years old. Okay? That's not a child. That's a teenager. That's not seven. I mean. And so I was like, mom, we got to send this to Oprah. And she goes, do you not realize that they are going to do some investigating and you are not going to get paid? Like, they're going to know you're not dying. I'm like, oh, so we never sent it. Not. Yes, I did. Not that any of this is wrong. Just that you're Going to get busted. Okay, so he's not. Okay, wait. I don't know what he wants to do because we have. I got a question though. So then, like, what should my story be? Should it not be just be you? Just be you Radio show and all that. You don't get. Yeah. If you don't get it regardless, the worst thing that can happen is you weren't yourself. You want to not get it at least being yourself. Yeah. Just like in life, if you're pretending you're not something, you're pretending you are something you're not. And then something doesn't work out for you, you regret it so much because you're like, I just should have been myself. So if you're not gonna get it for whatever reason, you'd rather not get it being yourself than the other way because you'll always question it. Should my job be entrepreneur? I mean, he is. He invests. In what way? What way is he ever entrepreneur? That's not an entrepreneur. Somebody who has an app. Amazon Pallets. Did that for a little bit. We did do that for a little bit. It's still going like Eddie said. Should he be a dad? Yes. Dad is himself. Yeah. Like, but he can't. Probably a hundred dads in there. Yeah. Probably stay at home dad. Yeah. I think he's just be himself. Do what you're gonna do the whole time. Because if you don't do it and it doesn't work out, you'll be like, why didn't I just do and be me? So do everything you thought. You have three days at this. He has three attempts. Day one today, Willy Wonka, Tuxedo, the whole thing. Day two tomorrow. He's got to find a partner or some sort of lover because it's a Valentine's show. Yeah. And you have to make love to them before the show is what I heard. Whoever it is, the authentic. Yeah, okay. All right, there he is. Lunchbox in California. You guys want to call us? You can again after the show's over. We keep going for another hour, but. 877 77. Bobby Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day. This story comes us from St. Petersburg, Florida. A 43 year old man went into a Circle K with a gun. Robbed it, stole $7,000 worth of lottery tickets and got out of there. Forty minutes later, a man walks into the Circle K. I'm here to cash these scratch offs. No way. No way. 40 minutes. I mean at all. It's crazy. But within the hour. That's funny. Dang. And so they called police and arrested him. Was he. Well, he had a mask on when he came in the first time. Like he had something over his face. This time he didn't have a mask on. Yeah, but they tracked those tickets. Yeah, yeah. They mark him as stolen. Did you see the guy on Fox News who they would interview? And he'd be like, antifa. Or he'd be like another violent criminal. And it was the same guy they were using. They just put a mask on him every time? No. Have you guys seen that? No. Oh, no. It was like five different interviews where it was always like he was like a member of a terrorist organization he was a member of, and all you'd see were his eyes. They'd interview him. And it turns out it was the same exact guy that was using as an actor. Whoa. It reminds me of this guy. Mask. Just change the mask. All right, There you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Thank you, everybody. Goodbye. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve executive Producer, Raymundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Have you ever turned $1 into $10,000? I doubt it, but now you can. On Better Picks. Download the Better app, pick more or less on player stats, watch the games, and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states, including Texas, California and Georgia. 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