WEDS PT 1: Our Annual Bobby Bones Show Christmas Gift Exchange! (12-18-24)

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – WEDS PT 1: Our Annual Bobby Bones Show Christmas Gift Exchange! (12-18-24)
Release Date: December 18, 2024
Host: Bobby Bones
Publisher: Premiere Networks

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1. Pop Culture Milestones Turning a Decade Old

Timestamp: [02:45] – [05:03]

Bobby Bones kicks off the episode by reminiscing about significant pop culture moments that are approaching their 10-year anniversaries. The discussion includes:

• Taylor Swift's 1989 Tour: Highlighted as the highest-grossing tour of its time.

  "Taylor Swift's 1989 tour was the highest grossing tour. Does that seem like 10 years ago? 1989."
  — Bobby Bones [02:46]

• Mannequin Challenge: A viral trend where participants remain frozen like mannequins.

  "You don't remember the mannequin challenge where you just stand there? Everybody would just be as still as possible."
  — Bobby Bones [03:53]

• Left Shark: Katy Perry's infamous dance partner that became a meme during her Super Bowl performance.

  "Left Shark was like, a little out of control, kind of upstaged the whole thing."
  — Bobby Bones [04:20]

The conversation is filled with nostalgia and humorous banter as Bobby and his co-hosts reflect on how these events shaped the last decade.

2. Listener Interaction: Navigating Business Partnerships with Friends

Timestamp: [06:00] – [08:24]

In the "Anonymous in Box" segment, a listener seeks advice on declining a business venture with friends without harming the friendship. Bobby offers a tactful approach:

"You say, hey, guys, I was a little drunk. I was a little drunk. I think it's a great idea, but I don't have the time with all. Everything going on right now to do it."
— Bobby Bones [07:04]

He emphasizes the challenges of mixing business with friendship and suggests honesty tempered with appreciation for the idea, while also setting clear personal boundaries.

3. Amy's Pile: New Year's Resolutions and Financial Goals

Timestamp: [08:53] – [09:34]

Amy shares insights from recent polls about New Year's resolutions, focusing on financial aspirations:

"A new poll asked people what Their resolution is for 2025, and the top response was saving more money. So a diet for your wallet, not your body."
— Eddie [08:53]

The discussion highlights common resolutions like saving money, improving physical health, and seeking greater happiness, reflecting recurring themes in annual goal-setting.

4. Celebrity Extravagance: Travis Kelsey's Lavish Birthday Gifts for Taylor Swift

Timestamp: [09:37] – [12:06]

The hosts delve into the extravagance of NFL player Travis Kelsey, who reportedly spent $175,000 on birthday gifts for Taylor Swift, including:

• 35 Luxury Flower Arrangements: Each meticulously curated.
• $60,000 Rose Gold Rolex: A statement piece accompanying other high-value jewelry.

Bobby humorously critiques the practicality of such expenditures, especially considering Taylor Swift's status as a creative artist who might value personal gestures over monetary gifts.

"If you have a gabillion dollars, it's relative. And if I were to buy my wife 100 bucks in flowers, you could go, well, they're gonna die."
— Bobby Bones [11:07]

5. Tell Me Something Good: Listener's Joyful News

Timestamp: [12:30] – [13:36]

A heartfelt voicemail from a listener shares the uplifting news of their cousin being declared 100% cancer-free after battling cervical cancer.

"My cousin who's had cervical cancer had just got the go ahead that she 100% cancer free. So we're very proud of her because she has done this journey."
— Listener [12:30]

Bobby and Eddie express their joy and emphasize the importance of support systems during such challenging times.

"That's awesome and thank you for sharing that. That is what it's all about."
— Bobby Bones [13:13]

6. The Annual Christmas Gift Exchange: Unwrapping Surprises and Sharing Laughter

Timestamp: [16:33] – [50:44]

The centerpiece of the episode is the highly anticipated Annual Bobby Bones Show Christmas Gift Exchange. Key elements include:

a. Explanation of the Exchange

Bobby explains the unique twist of this year's exchange:

• Macy's Gift Cards: Instead of personal gifts, the team drew from a basket of Macy's gift cards in various denominations ($1,000; $500; $100; $75; $50; $25; $10).

  "This is the first time we did not have to use our own money, which was nice."
  — Bobby Bones [16:33]

b. Gift Opening and Reactions

Participants open their gifts with a mix of excitement and humorous skepticism about the value of their gift cards. Highlights include:

• Morgan Receives $500 Gift Card: Expresses enthusiasm for the substantial amount.

  "Wow, that works."
  — Bobby Bones [20:07]

• Lunchbox's Surprise with $10 Gift Card: Reacts with playful disappointment, emphasizing the disparity in gift values.

  "I got the $10. There's no chance."
  — Lunchbox [35:10]

• Eddie's $1,000 Gift Card Revelation: The host cleverly hints Eddie's high-value gift without giving it away until later, building suspense.

  "I bet I got the ten dollar."
  — Eddie [35:21]

c. Humorous Exchanges and Trading

Participants engage in playful banter and attempts to switch gifts, especially aiming for the highest value cards. Bobby maintains the comedic tension, leading to laughs and lighthearted teasing.

"If I had the thousand dollar card, I would be in here screaming, I have no idea where the thousand dollar card is."
— Bobby Bones [18:44]

d. Final Unveiling of the $1,000 Gift Card

In a standout moment, Eddie reveals the coveted $1,000 gift card, much to everyone's surprise and delight. The room fills with congratulatory remarks and genuine happiness for the lucky recipient.

"This is really nice. It's a diamond bracelet."
— Morgan [20:12]

The segment concludes with heartfelt wishes and Merry Christmas greetings, tying the festive spirit with the joy of giving and receiving.

"And you got the thousand, I don't even care if you guys think it's rigged. I'm just happy."
— Bobby Bones [31:11]

7. Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts

As the gift exchange winds down, the hosts reflect on the joys of the holiday season, the warmth of community, and the importance of sharing memorable moments with loved ones.

"Merry Christmas, everyone."
— Bobby Bones, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie [Various Timestamps]

Bobby closes the first half of the podcast with appreciation for Macy's support and a final nod to the listener's generosity.

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Notable Quotes

• Bobby Bones:

  "Nothing feels as good as driving a new Hyundai." [00:56]
  "Every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back." [00:56]
  "It is what it is." [Various]

• Eddie:

  "I'm willing to trade. Gloves and everybody." [34:15]
  "It was hard to get to the thousand dollar mark because everything was like 50% off or 60% off." [45:17]

• Lunchbox:

  "I got the $10. There’s no chance." [35:10]
  "See, that's a lot different pair every day." [37:00]

Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, heartfelt moments, and festive cheer through its Annual Christmas Gift Exchange. From nostalgic pop culture discussions to navigating personal relationships and celebrating listener successes, Bobby and his team create an engaging and entertaining experience. The highlight—the gift exchange—offers both laughter and genuine joy, encapsulating the spirit of the holiday season for listeners.

Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the show, this episode provides a delightful mix of entertainment and warmth, making it a must-listen for anyone looking to share in the festive fun.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

Here's a little tip for all the music fans out there. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. You heard that right, 99%. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back, which means you could earn rewards for those almost front row seats, the ride share to the venue, even the concert merch that you've had your eye on since it dropped. If all that sounds like music to your ears, remember it pays to Discover. Based on the February 2024 Nielsen report. Learn more at discover.com creditcard hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show. Nothing feels as good as driving a new Hyundai and now you can get a great deal on your favorite model at the Hyundai Getaway Sales event. Make your next getaway your best one yet. Visit HyundaiUSA.com today to find the dealer nearest you. Drive away now in one of the most popular models with with 0% APR and 0 payments for 90 days only during the Hyundai Getaway Sales event. Offer ends January 2nd. Call 562-314-4603 for details. Let's talk about the Holidays. If you want to bring something really fun to your holiday party this year, get the new board game called let's Hit each Other with Fake Swords. This game is the best. We played it the other day on the show. It's so much fun. It's so funny. Everybody's talking about this game when it comes to games. Now imagine dueling your best friends with fake swords. It's silly. Extremely fun. Laughs for everybody. Start making memories this holiday season. Get let's Hit each Other with Fake Swords. Get the game at Walmart now before it sells out.

Come on Bobby transmitting across America.

Let's go. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Wednesday's show morning Studio.

[Amy]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

These are pop culture moments that will be 10 years old as soon as the new year hits number one. Taylor Swift's 1989 tour was the highest grossing tour. Does that seem like 10 years ago? 1989. The. The record. The album.

[Amy]

What's on that one?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

80. 1989. Yeah.

[Eddie]

That feels about 10 years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

It does, yeah. 89. Wasn't that the Polaroid?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, damn.

[Amy]

That doesn't feel that long.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, welcome. Welcome to New York.

[Amy]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one.

[Eddie]

In studio with us around that time or a year before that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Red album for that one. For that one. Zayn Malik leaves One Direction. Steve Harvey announces the Miss Wrong. The wrong Miss Universe, which, by the way.

[Eddie]

Oh, that was great.

[Amy]

Poor guy.

[Bobby Bones]

I couldn't believe that was two years ago or 20 years ago. That's just. Oh, can you imagine? You're the one that did not win his voice, too. And they say you won, and then you have to switch it. It's like when. I don't remember when it was. Was a Grammy. Oscar. The Oscars. They announced the wrong movie for picture of the year. Oh, yeah, that was Oscars. Oh, Moonlight. That is terrible. The mannequin challenge was 10 years ago. Guys remember that?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't remember the mannequin challenge where you just stand there? Everybody would just be as still as possible so look like everybody's mannequins?

[Amy]

No, I don't remember that.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, you want to keep. You weren't cool back then.

[Eddie]

That was like, what, from, like, planking? Was that a thing?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but not the same mannequin. Mannequin challenge was. Would you just stand there and be a mannequin and, like, the. Everybody would. And they would, like, go by the whole thing and everyone mannequining it up.

[Eddie]

Do not remember that.

[Bobby Bones]

Uptown Funk was the biggest song of the year 10 years ago.

[Lunchbox]

Dang. That's 10 years old.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the response I was looking for. Thank you. Thank you. Finally, I got the response I was looking for here. Left Shark. I'll just say that. Left shark.

[Lunchbox]

Katy Perry, 10 years.

[Bobby Bones]

Super bowl, when she performed the super bowl, left shark 10 years ago.

[Amy]

What's the backstory there?

[Bobby Bones]

There were two. I think there was Shark on both sides of her. And left Shark was like, a little out of control, kind of upstaged the whole thing.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

It became a meme.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So, yeah, he was just. He was off, like, the Other shark was kind of on. It was kind of hard to dance in that suit because it was like a puffy shark suit, but the left shark was kind of off, so it just kind of looked just awkward.

[Amy]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

And then that dress, that was either white and gold or black and blue, and everybody fought about what color it was.

[Lunchbox]

That's not 10 years.

[Bobby Bones]

That's been 10 years. Thank you. Finally. Finally, one person here is playing along, and you give me the response I want.

[Lunchbox]

We argued about that two months ago. That is not 10 years.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we're just behind. Yes.

[Amy]

How is that. How is that. A thing like that is crazy that we all saw different colors.

[Bobby Bones]

The crazier thing to me is.

[Lunchbox]

Blows my mind.

[Bobby Bones]

Green needle. Laurel. Well, yeah, that Lonnie Laurel. Wait, now we're doing two different ones here.

[Lunchbox]

Amy brought up Lonnie Laurel. We're talking about the dress.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm talking about Green Needle.

[Eddie]

He brought up Green.

[Bobby Bones]

Green Needle or Brainstorm. And whatever you're hearing, it says one of the two. Brainstorm, Green Needle and whatever. You're. Morgan, do you know this one?

[Morgan]

Yes, I remember which one. They all were around the same time.

[Eddie]

They were just all different.

[Bobby Bones]

You're thinking of Yanny. Laurel was one.

[Amy]

That's right. I remember that one.

[Bobby Bones]

But Brainstorm, Green Needle was the. Was the one that was even crazier because that is. Those aren't even. That's like, multiple syllables.

[Eddie]

Oh, gosh, I can't believe it's been 10 years lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, you really have my back on this one.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm here for, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks, man. Everybody else is like, oh, yeah, that was easy. Easy. 10 years ago.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Some of it feels like 20 years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

On my Facebook memories, it said, can you believe it's been 10 years before I came in this morning? Yeah. Thanks, haters. Trying to do a little segment where you, like, talk about the old days? It's the Anonymous in. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. The other night, I was having some drinks with some good friends. We stumbled upon an idea for a business that I admit was pretty good. Of my friends, I have the most experience with starting a business. And we were all brainstorming as to how the business would work. On Monday, my friend contacted me, all excited after having taken some first steps to make the new venture reality. But in the light of day, I've realized I don't want to get into business with them. I support them and will offer some help if they need it. But my plate is already full. How can I let them down easy and tell them that I'm not going down this road without damaging our friendship sign? Friendly business. Yeah. You say, hey, guys, I was a little drunk. This is the easiest way out of it. I've never been drunk, but you go, guys, I don't know what I was thinking. I was a little drunk. I think it's a great idea, but I don't have the time with all. Everything going on right now to do it. I think in the future we could talk about it again. But I had, like, seven beers and that was way too many.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's your easy out. And you don't want to go to business with your friends anyway. You literally don't. Unless all of you guys have, like, a similar background and can do similar things or everybody has a specialty inside of that business that's going to help it. You do not want to go to business with your friends. So great idea by you to go. But also, you can always blame your drinking, which is what all my friends do all the time about everything. You blame drinking on everything. What are you gonna say?

[Eddie]

Oh, just that it makes me think of if these friends play it out and he was a part of the great idea, what if it ends up being super successful?

[Bobby Bones]

But that's like, what if you win the lottery?

[Eddie]

Okay, true. But that's like.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, every time. You sound like Lunchbox now with the lottery. You never know because again, if he's the one with the most experience, they're going to lean on him. True. And then what's going to happen is if you have the most experience, you absolutely deserve the most equity. Even if you're not putting in the same amount of money. If you're putting in less money.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Sweat equity.

[Bobby Bones]

So all of the. Even brain equity. Experience equity.

[Eddie]

That's what that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the. That's. That's the work part of it.

[Eddie]

Oh, those are all cool words.

[Bobby Bones]

But you could be like, consulted equity, where you're not putting in the work, but you're. No. The answer is no. And you blame it on the alcohol. That's it. Blame it on the. What's that? Blame it on the. The alcohol. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Especially if they have no background. You don't want to do it anyway. I blame a lot of stuff on getting drunk, and I've never even been drunk. So there you go. Thank you for that. Close it up. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

[Eddie]

A new poll asked people what Their resolution is for 2025, and the top response was saving more money. So a diet for your wallet, not your body.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't feel like that's crazy. I feel like it's always one of the two. Like, don't spend as much money or I don't put on as many pounds. Like, that's just general generally. Or like, that's it.

[Eddie]

I thought I saw a whole nother story about how 2025 people are hopeful when it comes to their finances. Like, they really feel like that's going to be their year.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's every year, too. I think everybody's hopeful every year. Like, this. This the year I'm gonna do it.

[Eddie]

Right behind saving money, people want to improve their physical health. They exercise more, and then overall, they just want to figure out how to be more happy again.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's every year in the history of resolutions. Yeah. What else you got?

[Eddie]

A realtor sent a Christmas card, and I guess the guy that received Dave's like, I don't know who this woman is. She wasn't our realtor. And the wife was like, oh, well, then you must be having an inappropriate relationship with her.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. Divorce.

[Eddie]

They had to reach out to the woman, and he had to get the realtor to say that she just sent out a mass Christmas card to people, some that weren't even clients, so that this wife would believe that her husband wasn't in a relationship with her.

[Bobby Bones]

One of two things are happening. One, he's been. He's cheated before. There's no reason for her to think that if he hasn't cheated before. Or two, she's cheating and projecting on him because a lot of cheaters do that, where if they're cheating, they blame their other person for cheating. That is not a normal relationship. Or. No, infidelity has happened because that doesn't happen.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a Georgia realtor, Ginny Smith. And she had no idea that her simple Christmas card would nearly cause marital drama.

[Amy]

But they're good now.

[Bobby Bones]

Her car did not cause the drama, is my point. Something is causing the drama. All that car did. It was like just the final domino that down. No chance that before that card got there, they were as happy and healthy as could be. There's no chance. Okay, what else?

[Eddie]

Travis Kelsey spent $175,000 on presents for Taylor Swift's birthday breakdown.

[Bobby Bones]

Cheapskate.

[Eddie]

No. He spent about $20,000 on 35 luxury flower arrangements. Scissors are just gonna die.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can say that. It's all relative to Them that that money is the same as 50 bucks from somebody else. But yes, I hear you, but it's like buying your wife flowers.

[Amy]

I don't do it.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Amy]

Oh well, because they die.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, maybe not the best thing to scream. And I agree it is a crazy amount of money, but if you have a gabillion dollars, it's relative. And if I were to buy my wife 100 bucks in flowers, you could go, well, they're gonna die.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Well he did 35 arrangements because it's her 35th birthday and he said it's a very important day. So we wanted to make it really special. So that's why he also got her a sixty thousand dollar rose gold day date Rolex, which is awesome. And then a bunch of other jewelry that cost thousands and thousands of dollars. I don't even know to pronounce what some of it is.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think if you were dating somebody really rich, you just write them a poem. It's nothing. You can buy them.

[Amy]

She has everything.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And. And Taylor is obviously a writer herself, a creator. I think she'd like something written. Oh. You know what I'm saying? I like to spend the money. You're never actually going to spend the money to actually make a difference to somebody like that. But what makes difference to her is probably words. Kelsey write her poem.

[Eddie]

On one of the fancy.

[Bobby Bones]

I play tied in. I catch balls. You make me feel my all. I am your boyfriend. I love you. Happy birthday from me to you. Did that rhyme?

[Amy]

You and you? Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Bobby Bones]

TR. Okay, okay.

[Eddie]

On one of the fancy bracelets he got her, there was an engraving on the inside. So maybe he wrote something poetic in there. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

[Bobby Bones]

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Got this voicemail from a listener that wanted to share. I just wanted to give tell me something good. My cousin who's had cervical cancer had just got the go ahead that she 100% cancer free. So we're very proud of her because she has done this journey and I know Amy's mom has had that same type of process. So I just wanted to call to say tell me something good. She's cancer free finally and we're all so happy and proud of her.

[Amy]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So first of all, love it. Second of all, all the people that support her, massive part of it too. That's just. Everybody should just be so happy. Amy, anything you want to say?

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, I just I can feel the emotion and it is an exciting time when you get that those results and just keep supporting her no matter what. You're right. It takes so many people when you go through something like that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's awesome and thank you for sharing that. That is what it's all about. That was Tell me something good Bones.

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[Chase Advertiser]

Small business owners this one's for you. Chase for Business and iheart bring you a podcast series called the Unshakables. This one of a kind series will shine the spotlight on small business owners like you who faced a do or die moment that ultimately made their business what it is today. Learn [e-mail] business podcast Chase make More of what's Yours Chase Mobile app is available for select mobile devices. Message and data rates may apply JPMorgan Chase Bank NA Member FDIC Copyright 2024 JP Morgan Chase & Co.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's a little tip for all the music fans out there. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. You heard that right, 99%. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back, which means you could earn rewards for those almost front row seats, the ride share to the venue, even the concert merch that you've had your eye on since it dropped. If all that sounds like music to your ears, remember it pays to Discover. Based on the February 2024 Nielsen report. Learn more at discover.com creditcard hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show. Nothing feels as good as driving a new Hyundai. And now you can get a great deal on your favorite model at the Hyundai Getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com today to find the dealer nearest you. Whether it's Tucson, Santa Fe or Palisade, the technology packed Elantra or an all electric Ioniq, you'll find a deal to celebrate way past this season. Plus, every Hyundai is backed by America's best warranty. Make your next getaway your best one yet. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or even better, visit your nearest dealer and test drive your next Hyundai today during the Hyundai Getaway Sales Event. Drive away now in one of our most popular models with 0% APR and 0 payments for 90 days only during the Hyundai Getaway Sales event offer ends January 2nd. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details. Merry Christmas and Happy holidays from the Bobby Bones Show. Welcome to our annual Bobby Bones show gift exchange where everybody. We open in presents. The catch is nobody knows how valuable their present is. We drew names first and so everybody has somebody they're buying for. And then I drew a gift card. This is the first time we did not have to use our own money, which was nice. Everybody agree?

[Amy]

So nice.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, very nice.

[Bobby Bones]

The part that is a fun little wrinkle is that we drew from a basket of gift cards that Macy's provided us. Now, in this basket of gift cards, there were two $75 gift cards, meaning you could get one of them. There were two $50 gift cards. There was a hundred dollar gift card, there was a $500 gift card, a $25 gift card. And I think really there was one $10 gift card which you hope if your name got drawn, that person doesn't have the $10 one. And there was a $1,000 gift card, which you hope that whoever had your name, they drew the $1,000 gift card because they got to go to Macy's and spend it. And Macy's has everything. And so the other thing was maybe they didn't spend it all on you. They could have kept some for themselves. We don't know.

[Amy]

I hope not.

[Bobby Bones]

So in absolute honesty, I do not know, other than myself, because I had lunchbox, how much my card was that one and the two we already drew to show which were Ray and Morgan because we just randomly said, let's just find a couple of them. So I don't know who got the thousand, I don't know who got the 10.

[Lunchbox]

That ruins it. You just said you don't know who has a thousand. So I didn't get the thousand.

[Bobby Bones]

This is.

[Eddie]

But he could.

[Amy]

Oh, godly way to put that piece together, man.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't think, if I were saying. You don't think if I were saying that I would be saying that for that reason. Oh, it'd be like. It'd be like I would say, I don't know who has the 10. He could do the same little act where he gets mad and he goes, I don't have the 10. No, look at me, I got a boner. I'm happy now. How long we've been doing this?

[Eddie]

A long time.

[Bobby Bones]

100 years, right?

[Lunchbox]

World hates me.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Why don't we go first with Ray pulled for Morgan. So Ray, why don't you Come in and we'll give Morgan her gift and head over to the gift stand. We've been doing the show for so many years. Do you think in a game, a strategic game where I've created wrinkles to make this thing dramatic, that I would accidentally let something slip like that?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Never in a million years would I ever do that.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

It just hit me, though, that I don't get the thousands. I got a crap.

[Amy]

But listen to what he's saying. You may still not be out.

[Bobby Bones]

You may also get the tin.

[Amy]

You don't know yet. What do you mean?

[Lunchbox]

He just said that he knows where the thousand is.

[Amy]

Whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't. Don't. Don't argue about it.

[Lunchbox]

He doesn't know where the thousand is.

[Bobby Bones]

And you don't think I would be saying that if I had the thousand? You don't think I would be doing the same exact thing? Do you think if I had the thousand dollar one that I would say, I have no idea where the thousand is? Yes, for sure I would.

[Lunchbox]

I'm very confused about what you're saying.

[Amy]

Just stop ruining Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, not yet. Shut up. If I'm just kidding, everybody. If I had the thousand dollar card, I would be in here screaming, I have no idea where the thousand dollar card is.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I don't even see a lot of gifts by you, so I.

[Bobby Bones]

Don'T know what exactly. And you didn't see anything brought in.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

So that's why I'm like, I don't have the. I didn't get the thousand, you know?

[Morgan]

Why are you being grumpy? We haven't even started.

[Amy]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you ask that question? You know why. He's being grumpy. Okay, so, Raymundo, you had. How much for Morgan? $100. $100? Gift card. Go ahead, Morgan.

[Morgan]

All right, then.

[Bobby Bones]

A little red box here.

[Morgan]

Cute little snowman. And Santa, a small box.

[Bobby Bones]

Looks like maybe he could propose.

[Morgan]

Ooh, maybe jewelry.

[Bobby Bones]

Is this a ring box?

[Morgan]

Oh, it is a jewelry box.

[Amy]

What?

[Morgan]

Okay. Oh, it's a pretty necklace.

[Bobby Bones]

Show the camera.

[Morgan]

Ray got me diamonds.

[Amy]

Diamonds?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. So it actually is a bracelet.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, you must have the skinniest neck I've ever seen in my life.

[Bobby Bones]

I do have a little neck, Ray.

[Scuba Steve]

It's a diamond bracelet. There are some carrots there. I got it discounted. It was $96. I have proof of that. But, yes, it is a very nice bracelet.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, 96. That works.

[Amy]

Diamonds.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's pretty cute, Morgan.

[Morgan]

So cute. I needed a Silver bracelet. Look at you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you show me?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Ooh.

[Morgan]

I just wanted to be a part of it also. How does it start with I? What was it?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good question.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. So it's ice.

[Eddie]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, sir. Nice.

[Scuba Steve]

Good job.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it.

Right?

Good job. It has to start with I. Good job.

[Amy]

Which made it real tough.

[Eddie]

Real tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Ok, Ray, come on in. And now Morgan has a gift for you. These are the two gift cards we already knew.

[Amy]

God, that first gift was nice.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Okay. Morgan is handing Ray over his gift. Ooh.

[Amy]

Multiple gifts.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Now, Merry Christmas, Morgan. The gift card that. Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

On earth.

[Bobby Bones]

The Morgan that you had. The gift card you had for Ray, Morgan, was how much?

[Morgan]

It was $500.

[Bobby Bones]

$500. Wow.

[Amy]

Of course, you can buy the whole store.

[Bobby Bones]

The second biggest one.

[Lunchbox]

I hate it.

[Bobby Bones]

Right? Take your time, buddy. Just give them a rip here. All right.

[Scuba Steve]

And you said, hey, the one that looks like a burrito is last.

[Morgan]

Yeah, do that one Last.

[Bobby Bones]

Just describe them to Listen.

[Scuba Steve]

Square box. And what do we have here? What in the. Oh, my gosh. Is this an ice cream maker?

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go. Good idea.

[Amy]

Starts with I. Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

And it's that small and it can make ice cream. I thought they were massive.

[Morgan]

It makes you your own individual ice cream. So I. And I.

[Bobby Bones]

Awesome.

[Scuba Steve]

My wife will make this for me.

[Amy]

Okay. All right.

[Lunchbox]

Like that?

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Scuba Steve]

This one, let's say, is the shape of a book and very nice wrapped. I would say she almost got it wrapped at Macy's. Great job.

[Amy]

High quality paper.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, Jimmy Choo. Is this like a man bag? Oh, is it.

[Bobby Bones]

Is this glow?

[Morgan]

Yeah, it is.

[Amy]

Jimmy Choo, a designer.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly known for shoes that I would do in the front, but I don't know what else I. Cologne. What is it? Is it.

[Scuba Steve]

Because it's called intense.

[Morgan]

It's called intense.

[Scuba Steve]

And then the ice cream maker was I. Ice cream?

[Amy]

Yep. Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Well done.

[Bobby Bones]

That thing last.

[Lunchbox]

Last one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Huh.

[Scuba Steve]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Amy]

Yeah, Right. That's why.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, There might be multiple things in this bag. Popcorn.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

With M M's in it.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

And the eye is.

[Morgan]

Just keep. Just keep opening the bag. And then you have to read the tag.

[Scuba Steve]

This is a little bit heavier. We have got Christmas paper and my favorite gummy bears. And this is all. Is this just like movie night? What is this?

[Bobby Bones]

Guys?

[Morgan]

I had a $500 gift card in this roll.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see if Ray the person can figure out what the I is though, instead of everybody. Right. When you're done, tell us what you think the eye is.

[Scuba Steve]

All right, final item in that bag. Belgian chocolates and popcorn and gummy bears.

[Morgan]

There's a tag on the gift sack.

[Scuba Steve]

Exqueze. There's what?

[Eddie]

A tag on.

[Morgan]

It might have fallen off when you.

[Bobby Bones]

Threw everything in the air.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's on the floor.

[Scuba Steve]

In case of emergencies.

[Morgan]

In case of emergency. Snacks.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I'm falling off.

[Amy]

There you go.

[Morgan]

Cause Ray always has snacks in his cabinet over there.

[Bobby Bones]

You selling those? Chocolate.

[Scuba Steve]

All right, then this is the last one.

[Morgan]

That's the last one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Those look like crackers.

[Scuba Steve]

What are we at right now total wise? Four hundreds?

[Morgan]

No, no, you're at like 200.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that makes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, no. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. We got new sunglasses.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, I got new sunnies.

[Amy]

Oh, those are cool.

[Scuba Steve]

Ray Ban peas. Oh, no. I don't know where the eye is, but eyes.

[Eddie]

Your eyes.

[Scuba Steve]

What's up, y'all?

[Morgan]

Eyes and eyewear.

[Scuba Steve]

You guys got the little self monitor right in here, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Those look good, dude. Thanks, man.

[Scuba Steve]

These are Deion Sanders.

[Bobby Bones]

How much were those?

[Morgan]

Those were like 250. And they were discounted.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what I'm talking about, Morgan. Thank you very much.

[Amy]

Mermaid.

[Scuba Steve]

Merry Christmas, y'all.

[Bobby Bones]

Man.

[Scuba Steve]

Man, a lot of. A lot of jealous people here.

[Morgan]

And I did, I will Admit I used $480 of the gift card, but I got really hungry when I was walking around, so I also bought snacks for myself.

[Bobby Bones]

That gets an emergency use 20 for snacks. Yes.

[Morgan]

$480.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you grumbling?

[Lunchbox]

Cuz I'm just like, I'm going to get a candy bar. Somebody there's going to be so stupid.

[Amy]

Dumb.

[Morgan]

Why do you already anticipate that being bad?

[Bobby Bones]

How come your anticipation isn't that of wow, it could really be big.

[Lunchbox]

Because I just know how the world works.

[Eddie]

Okay, stop with this negative attitude, Downer.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so hold on. I got a mark off my list.

[Amy]

You're killing the vibe, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has had hers, right, Morgan? Yes, Ray has had his. Okay, who. Who had Abby? I didn't. Mike did. Okay. Did you guys have each other too? Yep. Oh, okay. Come on in.

[Amy]

I mean, right now. Ray's winning Christmas.

[Lunchbox]

She got a diamond necklace.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

I feel.

[Amy]

I feel like I want diamonds. I forgot.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they got the second and third Biggest of all the prizes. That's good.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Amy]

This is so cool, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

And so. Okay, so we do not know how much. So what if. Because now we're adding things to the wrinkle. What if she opens it and then guesses how much. The gift card was fun and then you have to confirm. Yeah, okay. That's fun, right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go. Abby, you're up.

[Eddie]

This is so light. Is there even anything in here? It's like.

[Amy]

Are you complaining?

[Eddie]

No, I'm just saying, like, it could be an empty box. Can you do that? Oh, okay. Amazon.

[Lunchbox]

This was supposed to be from Macy's.

[Eddie]

It's probably just.

[Amy]

Did.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to stop being so negative about everything. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

My goodness.

[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Lunchbox]

Taking the same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, none of us literally were thinking that.

[Eddie]

Okay, here we go. Got some lip balm.

[Amy]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Mario Baduscu. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Who's that?

[Eddie]

Or Mario Badusco? I don't know, but I've seen it. I've seen it. And this is really nice. Okay, but what's the I.

[Bobby Bones]

There's one more thing in there. Oh.

[Eddie]

And cashew laters. Cashews, Lightly salted. Okay, so that's it.

[Bobby Bones]

And what's the. Oh, Abby, what's the I. Let's see if we can figure it out.

[Eddie]

Nuts.

[Bobby Bones]

Does Abby spell nuts?

[Eddie]

Snacks, Lips, insurance?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. Guess. Mike, what's the Eye Impulse Bisection at Macy's. Nice. Good job. And then, Mike, how much did you have? $25. Yes.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, the $125 is now off the board.

[Amy]

Gosh, it's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, thank you. Good job. Good job.

[Eddie]

Do I give mine a mic now?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So, Abby, hold on. Abby. Rae, Scuba, come open yours.

[Mike]

All right, Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm doing. That's all the glass room. Getting their gifts after you're done, right? Yep.

[Amy]

Okay, I may have been too literal with I.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, you could have done anything you wanted.

[Eddie]

I was pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

But don't spoil. No, don't spoil. Just chill.

[Amy]

After seeing how creative everybody got.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody just have a good time and chill, you know? Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, you're ruining the mood, man.

[Bobby Bones]

No, trust me, he ain't.

[Amy]

That was Abby's.

[Bobby Bones]

That was Abby's.

[Amy]

She left the lip. The lip balm in there.

[Mike]

See, I don't want that crap.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby, why'd you leave your gifts? Wow. Abby.

[Mike]

Merry Christmas to Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

That's what happens with me.

[Bobby Bones]

To be fair, Abby freaks out a lot and just runs off. So we'll credit it to that.

[Morgan]

She was also cleaning up.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm sure she was. Everyone help her out.

[Amy]

The trash is over there. Abby.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, okay. So, Abby, scuba, you're up next. Okay.

[Eddie]

I had scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

You're the final green room or glass room person. Amy had scuba.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Coca Cola Advertiser]

Okay.

[Mike]

I read the card first. She says, or after. Or after. I think I read it before. Let's see what it says.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Mike]

I would return.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny.

[Mike]

Okay. I don't. I shouldn't read it all the way because it says the amount in the gift card. You guys want to guess that whole.

[Bobby Bones]

Process still, I'd like you to open the gift.

[Mike]

Okay. Open up the gift first, then. So I won't read the card then until the end.

[Eddie]

Luckily, these are on sale because otherwise I couldn't have afforded them.

[Mike]

And I'm looking. If I'm looking to commit a murder, allegedly. I'll have gloves that won't fit.

[Eddie]

Wait, why?

[Amy]

They're too. Why?

[Eddie]

They're a large.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you yell the gift is bad before you even put them on?

[Amy]

It was a joke.

[Mike]

Like, hey, if they don't quit.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. That was very hurtful.

[Amy]

Are they too big? Scuba? Is that.

[Coca Cola Advertiser]

No.

[Mike]

Has nothing to do with the size of the gloves.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're making an O.J. simpson joke with no context whatsoever. A reference from the 90s.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

The biggest pop culture thing of my lifetime, Probably. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Besides biggest pop culture thing of our lifetime, O.J. simpson's gloves in the courtroom.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Mike]

And they don't fit.

[Lunchbox]

You're not guilty. Not guilty.

[Eddie]

Wait, stop. Serious question. Are you an extra large? Because I did.

[Bobby Bones]

See what I said. Well, if these don't fit, you must have quit. I'd have been like, oh, that's a funny reference from the 90s. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Lunchbox]

I used to go. It was hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

These are. I'm wearing extra large. Yeah. So then if you read her card, it says, I would return and get a $50 gift card and get what you really want from Macy's.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Those are isot toners.

[Bobby Bones]

I said tony. Oh, that's good. I thought it was. I would return when you read that.

[Eddie]

No, I just. I did a double eye.

[Mike]

Oh, like Kanye West. I said tonas.

[Eddie]

Yes. And those are normally over 75, which is crazy. But they were on sale.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Macy's had some incredible discounts. It was hard to use your gift card.

[Eddie]

You'll see that I sent 49.48 or something.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. All good.

[Mike]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Keep the receipt.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll open mine.

[Amy]

You ready?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm gonna make a pop culture roast when I get up there, and hopefully everybody just understands it because it's really relevant. Here we go.

[Amy]

All right, you got two, buddy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

Just open the top one.

[Bobby Bones]

Walking over. Oh, man, I can't wait to open these. It's gonna be so for real. But you got. You guys can't handle the truth.

[Amy]

Oh, hey, hey. That's a movie.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't handle it.

[Lunchbox]

True. The truth is, that's more than $10. Gosh.

[Amy]

Okay, you don't know that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's blue snowman wrapping paper.

[Morgan]

Kind of looks like the thousand dollars.

[Bobby Bones]

And here's the thing. If it's a thousand, I don't even care if you guys think it's rigged. I'm just happy. That'd be funny.

[Amy]

That is a Amazon box. I think you knew the rules.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, first up, isotone or gloves? Yes. Do they fit?

[Amy]

But I think they fit.

[Eddie]

Do the OJ reference. Oh, yours have the Velcro on them.

[Amy]

Those are cool, dude, but like, you. Hey, you don't like the curl.

[Eddie]

Those look like gardening gloves.

[Amy]

They're not. They're very fashionable crap. In case you go to the North Pole.

[Bobby Bones]

I love them.

[Amy]

You're gonna stay warm.

[Bobby Bones]

I was just thinking to myself that I needed some Isotone or Smart Dries, so thank you, man.

[Amy]

I was hard, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

From the bottom of my heart. Okay, we know.

[Lunchbox]

Those were 50.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Wasn't the same glove, was it? I don't think it was the same gloves.

[Amy]

No, different gloves. I think mine were higher quality.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. I think mine were.

[Amy]

I think they were actually.

[Bobby Bones]

Big box.

[Amy]

That's a big box.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Ray, would you want to trade some gloves for some chocolates? Those chocolates look pretty good, buddy. If they fit. Maybe we. Maybe we talk a little later.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a pillow. It's a natural comfort memory foam pillow.

[Amy]

Yeah. Wait, no one.

[Eddie]

Oh, I see that. I see.

[Bobby Bones]

It's an intellisleep. Oh, I.

[Amy]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you were literal. Literal.

[Mike]

I like that.

[Amy]

That's what I'm saying. I think I was too literal, man. You know what I should have done? Like, in case of. You want to sleep?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I tell you. Well, no, it still would have been this, though. I think you're missing the point. This was. This is something that is practical.

[Amy]

You do like to sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

I do. And you know what? I'm going to put this in my office, and I'LL put a pillowcase on it and I will use it for having my office. Boom. Anybody ever needs to rest their head, boom. How much was the card?

[Amy]

Well, you have to guess that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to guess, and I will have to.

[Amy]

I will tell you. I did have to use a little bit of my own money because I went over.

[Eddie]

Wait, you can't do that.

[Amy]

Sure I could. I was $5, man.

[Eddie]

I really worked hard to keep mine under 50.

[Amy]

It's not like I went a hundred over.

[Eddie]

I thought, literally, we're gonna have to show proof. And if we went over, we were gonna get penalized in jail or what.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, have your scholarship revoked. I really did be kicked out of the dorm. Okay, I'm gonna go with this pillow thing. Was probably 40. I'm gonna say 50 bucks. My card.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's more than that.

[Amy]

Nope. You're forgetting the gloves.

[Bobby Bones]

Do the gloves nickel?

[Amy]

No, no, no. That was the expensive item.

[Bobby Bones]

You're out of your mind. If you spent the expensive one on the gloves.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I never wore gloves in my life.

[Amy]

Yeah, but. But you don't like the cold.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't go in it.

[Amy]

Huge winter storm.

[Eddie]

What about that individual ice cream maker? You should have gone there.

[Bobby Bones]

I like chocolates.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. I didn't know how to.

[Bobby Bones]

I.

[Amy]

There was no I in chocolate.

[Eddie]

So what do you have? What'd you have, like a hundred?

[Amy]

175.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, cool. I do like the pillow.

[Amy]

I try my best.

[Bobby Bones]

All jokes aside, like the pillow.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm willing to trade. Gloves and everybody.

[Lunchbox]

I'll take it. I'll trade for my gift.

[Bobby Bones]

White elephant gloves. Okay, I'm out. That's it on me.

[Lunchbox]

I got the $10.

[Morgan]

You did go literal.

[Amy]

It's very literal. I'm like, there's nothing here that starts with I.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, you want to go open one?

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

We are still. Okay. What was that one, eddie?

[Amy]

That was what? 75.

[Bobby Bones]

So one of the. So we have 150 gone. 175 gone. So here's what's left. A 10, a 1,000.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

A 50 and a 75. I believe those are the four left. And the people to open. Who hasn't opened?

[Amy]

I have not opened.

[Bobby Bones]

There must be more than that then. I haven't.

[Lunchbox]

I have not opened.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I've already opened four. So the four who hasn't opened.

[Amy]

Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Me. One, two, three. Okay, four left. So that would be right. Then a 10, a 50, a 75 and 1000. Okay, who got Amy?

[Lunchbox]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you Know you didn't get the thousand because he's ruined it. And he wouldn't have been doing the riddle the whole time.

[Lunchbox]

You don't know me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, we do.

[Scuba Steve]

The truth.

[Bobby Bones]

He definitely was not thinking ahead like that. You. So he kind of ruined that for you.

[Eddie]

So I bet I got the ten dollar.

[Lunchbox]

No, I got the ten dollar. I already know.

[Eddie]

Oh, I guess.

[Lunchbox]

Merry Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Why is he so humble? He doesn't know. And it's so annoying.

[Lunchbox]

You haven't even described what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

You threw it at her and yelled, merry Christmas.

[Eddie]

It's a box with wrapping paper.

[Lunchbox]

And what does it say?

[Eddie]

Macy's?

[Lunchbox]

No. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmasy.

[Eddie]

The wrapping paper says ho, ho, ho.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm opening it.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you wrap that lunch?

[Lunchbox]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Did I get you?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh, I got lunchbox. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd he get you?

[Amy]

Oh, no. Okay, he did that.

[Morgan]

Oh, I know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was called an ildo.

[Eddie]

Like, years ago.

[Amy]

Underwear.

[Eddie]

When I was married, and that just went terribly wrong with my husband. And I guess now that I'm single, I don't even know how. This is an eye.

[Amy]

Let's see it.

[Eddie]

No, y'all don't need to see this.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll just say what it is. It's gotta be underwear.

[Eddie]

Then a nighty. Okay, but very.

[Lunchbox]

Hold it up.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's cute, but I don't know where the eye is. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd like to see you in it.

[Amy]

That's gotta be it.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's called eye candy. Amy, you're divorced now, and every woman needs to feel beautiful. So you, you know, don't have a man to make you feel beautiful. And so I want you be able to put that on and look in the mirror and be like, I'm beautiful.

[Bobby Bones]

So, question. Because I feel like Morgan again, everybody's cheating, so it doesn't matter when she did the eye parade. Eyes. That's not really eye.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, Intimate.

[Bobby Bones]

That works.

[Amy]

Intimate's good. There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Eyewear is not. I. I literally don't care. You can cheat any way you want. I'm just making sure.

[Morgan]

I was trying to do everything I could to spend $500.

[Bobby Bones]

Intimate. Hey, intimate. Where?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, indeed.

[Eddie]

So how much did you have?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. How much you have?

[Lunchbox]

$50.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, a 50's off the board.

[Amy]

No, I got a better one. Inappropriate gift.

[Bobby Bones]

Idiotic thing to give in a public setting.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I might call hr.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes, yes. Now we're on it.

[Scuba Steve]

Let's go.

[Lunchbox]

You're not gonna hold it up.

[Amy]

No, now we're good. We're good at me.

[Lunchbox]

My wife went with me to pick it out.

[Eddie]

No, it's cute. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Is it your size?

[Morgan]

Hey, mine could also be eyewear.

[Eddie]

Like, I like.

[Morgan]

I wear it now you're coming up with it.

[Bobby Bones]

We literally don't care. People are spinning over. Listen, it's all fine.

[Eddie]

I know. Eddie and I literally went isotoner.

[Amy]

Literal. So literal.

[Bobby Bones]

We have three left. Raise your hand if you haven't opened your gift.

[Lunchbox]

Me.

[Amy]

Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike. Eddie, Lunchbox Mike. You can go Next.

[Lunchbox]

I got $10.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Lunchbox]

I got $10. There's no chance.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Mike, you go first. Just because they're bigger names. No offense, Mike.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, you only have four letters in your name.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, Lunchbox Mike. Four bigger names.

[Lunchbox]

That's not $10.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby and who's who?

[Amy]

Lunchbox. Stop, stop.

[Bobby Bones]

You get this bag from Macy's, so that one's not $10. Why you. Is that what you just yelled?

[Morgan]

That's what Lunchbox thing.

[Amy]

Penguin bag.

[Lunchbox]

I got 10 red.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby to Mike. Let's see here. We got some socks.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, well, that might be $10.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the eye? Izod Socks.

[Amy]

Oh, Izod.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that might be 10.

[Eddie]

Okay, my mic was on your card. What?

[Bobby Bones]

How much was your card?

[Eddie]

Yeah, 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it was 10. America.

[Eddie]

Sorry.

[Amy]

See?

[Lunchbox]

So what's left?

[Bobby Bones]

Mike. Sorry, buddy.

[Eddie]

Mike, I wanted to close.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm be honest with you. I'll trade you the gloves or socks.

[Amy]

No, stop, stop.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, dude, dude, I'm serious. Oh, these are a lot of socks. I like these. I'm saying. Yeah, those gloves, I'm telling you where they're gonna meet. Mr. Wade's basket out there. Unless somebody else wants. I'll run in these.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's 12 pairs.

[Morgan]

See, that's a lot different pair every day.

[Eddie]

And Sport.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so 12 Days of Christmas, you can wear one every day. That's a good point. There's a $75 card, and there's a $1,000 card.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

And the two people left are Eddie and Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Mm. I'm fine with either one.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're not. You're lying out your. You're lying out every hole you have. Like, you are lying.

[Amy]

I mean, that's what Christmas is all about, man. Like, you are so full of crap.

[Lunchbox]

Why don't you just be honest and say, man, if I get to 75, I'm so disappointed.

[Bobby Bones]

Who had. Okay, so I had Lunchbox, but who Had Eddie.

[Mike]

I bought for Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Mike]

Scuba Steve.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you, Scuba. We figured it was you whenever you said.

[Mike]

I know, but if you're listening, you may not recognize my voice.

[Amy]

Just in case. Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

How are we gonna do this?

[Bobby Bones]

Bones Lunchbox. You go. You can sit up there. And it is a gift from me.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't see bring anything else.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course you're not gonna see me bring anything in.

[Amy]

Plus, bro, it doesn't need to be like big for it to be expensive.

[Lunchbox]

It does.

[Bobby Bones]

It does. It literally doesn't.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I thought it does.

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, come on. There better be multiple boxes, jewelry.

[Amy]

That'd be cool. Would you wear jewelry like diamond necklace?

[Lunchbox]

No. Oh, maybe athletes do. So I could look like an athlete?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Box is a gift.

[Lunchbox]

That's not a TH000.

[Bobby Bones]

It's in a bag. Here you go.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, man. It's pretty light.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty light, you say?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't get the $10 like you were just screaming for an hour you were going to get.

[Amy]

So you should be happy.

[Lunchbox]

I, I'm. I am happy that I got actually something of value.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

It's a green bag with a polar bear and a penguin. It says Mary.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold off one second. Eddie, when you see him with this, does do you. Are you happy? Because you think that could not be the $1,000.

[Amy]

I'm leaning that way.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Just making sure I'm leaning that way.

[Lunchbox]

But you don't care, right?

[Amy]

I don't care.

[Lunchbox]

So would you trade?

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

This?

[Amy]

No, no, no. I don't want to mess with Christmas like that.

[Bobby Bones]

And also if you said you're leaning, you think that that's not the thousand dollar, right? Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Open this up. Red, white and paper, tissue paper, some green.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead and pull it out of there.

[Lunchbox]

What in the world you buy.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, what?

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

This is not a thousand dollars.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know.

[Amy]

Open it.

[Lunchbox]

I can feel it. It's a shirt. Man.

[Amy]

The shirts are expensive.

[Lunchbox]

They ain't a thousand dollars. There's no such thing as a thousand dollar shirt. If there is, it's a Calvin Klein shirt, slim fit.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's sharp looking.

[Amy]

I bet that is look really nice.

[Eddie]

That's gonna look good on you at something.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else in the box? The bag.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Okay, let's tell me. I don't know how to dress.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know what this is.

[Amy]

What is that?

[Lunchbox]

It's a tie.

[Amy]

Can you tie a tie?

[Lunchbox]

No, but, but it's already tied.

[Bobby Bones]

But and also his neighbors, like somebody. I do it for him. So what do you have there? Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And I have a gray tie.

[Amy]

That's a nice tie, Alani.

[Bobby Bones]

And then the. The shirt is Calvin Klein. And for me, that is. I pray to God doesn't wear a hoodie ever again. And where's that?

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the eye for 75.

[Amy]

I. Yeah, that's good.

[Eddie]

You got the 75 one. That's awesome.

[Amy]

That's good. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

I pray to God he wears that instead of a hoodie to an award show.

[Amy]

All right, get off the stage.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess the stage. I did not. I guess you got the thousand dollars.

[Amy]

This is crazy.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

Lunchbox, stop. Get off the stage.

[Bobby Bones]

Clear the stage, please.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Lunchbox]

See, my life just.

[Bobby Bones]

And who. Wait.

[Mike]

And Eddie, read the.

[Bobby Bones]

You're off. You're off.

[Mike]

You're done. We don't care about you anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Part of your bits.

[Mike]

Open them in numerical order. 1, 2, 3.

[Bobby Bones]

Come in with them.

[Amy]

You got it, Scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. And Eddie hits the thousand.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Amy]

Merry Christmas now. Oh, my gosh. What if he didn't spin it on me, though? Scuba wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, this almost was played perfectly. With a ten and a thousand left over, it's final two. If I could have played this out perfectly, that's what I would have done.

[Amy]

You want me to go up there?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think. A thousand dollars.

[Amy]

I can't breathe, dude. I'm nervous. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my goodness. Oh, I didn't have phones, so Eddie knows He's got the $1,000 gift card. Scuba, whenever you went in, did you. When did you realize you had the thousand dollar here in the studio? After I was.

[Mike]

I kind of wanted to surprise myself, so I waited till I got to the actual Macy's and opened up in the parking lot. And I will say it was tough to spend a thousand dollars for a few different reasons. But I'll let you start opening your gift.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you. Did you spend it all?

[Amy]

Your gloves are still here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I just.

[Lunchbox]

They fell out of his pocket.

[Bobby Bones]

You know how sometimes if like a wrestler retires, they leave their boots on the floor?

[Amy]

Not what you just did.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

It's rude.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry.

[Amy]

Wow, this is crazy. Wow.

[Mike]

Start with number one.

[Amy]

Okay. This is the first one. It's in a bag. Oh, my goodness. How many gifts are there?

[Mike]

There's three total in there. Starting with number one.

[Bobby Bones]

Those who flap up, are they numbered?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Numbered, yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. They're all Small gifts, because they're all in one bag. All right, so number one is the. I guess, kind of the biggest of the three. Okay, so here it is. It's light. It's got a card on it. Should I read the card first?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's quick.

[Amy]

Number one, this is not for you. What? Oh, who's it for? It's Christmas for me, though. I don't understand. Okay, it says R.H. macy and Co Fine Jewelry. Oh, it's for my wife. Maybe it's in a bag. Is there anything in here?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, there's something in there for sure.

[Coca Cola Advertiser]

I hope so.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness. It's a diamond bracelet. Is this the same one Ray got?

[Mike]

No, not at all. Look at the price tag.

[Amy]

Hold on. Let's see.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scuba Steve]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a thousand dollars.

[Eddie]

But I bet it was on sale.

[Mike]

That's the thing you'll notice as you go through this. It was hard to get to the thousand dollar mark because everything was like 50% off or 60% off. And so she'd ring it up and then she'd go, you have $600 left. I'm like, oh, all right, let's keep walking around, look for more stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell your wife you got that.

[Amy]

That's what I'm doing.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. Please give it to your wife. She does so much for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Not from Scuba.

[Amy]

You got my wife a diamond.

[Mike]

But I know it's life perspective also.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You son of a.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, keep one eye open.

[Mike]

I did it from the perspective of also having a wife with multiple children and trying to take care of them and watch them while we have our busy jobs in our life. And so it's for your wife. I meant it that way because she does a lot for you and for those children. So she deserves a really great gift this Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the way Scuba, like, tells her secretly, I'm gonna get you this, but I'm gonna.

[Mike]

He's like, hey, babe.

[Bobby Bones]

This and Ozark, when they're taking the money and they're washing it. This is him washing a Christmas gift to Eddie's life.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Amy]

It's a little shady, but, I mean, I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

I like it.

[Amy]

Scuba, please give it to her.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Thank you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That's cool. I mean, I've never held that $1,000 piece of jewelry. Okay, number two. I mean, what could be left? All right, this is another big one. Almost same size. It's rectangular, though. And the thing says, this. This is for you. Okay. Open it up. Kind of long, kind of maybe like long, rectangular. Oh, again, from Mr. R.H. macy & Co. Fine jewelry. We open it. Okay. Looks like maybe open. Oh, is this another diamond?

[Mike]

It's for you so you can match your wife bracelet.

[Bobby Bones]

Yellow bracelet.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, dude. Hey, dude. You want to trade it with some gloves? It's pretty sick, though.

[Mike]

I'd wear that.

[Amy]

I mean, it is kind of cool. I've never worn a diamond bracelet before.

[Mike]

Yeah, Lunchbox doesn't work.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a bracelet.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

How big are your wrists, bro?

[Amy]

I don't know, dude. This is $450.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a receipt?

[Amy]

Yeah. Where's the receipt?

[Mike]

We'll get to the third one.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Mike]

So at this point, I'm at Macy's, and I have, I think about 300 something dollars left. And my daughter's crying and she wants something, and so I look over her and she wants these pink shoes. So I bought my daughter a pair.

[Amy]

Of shoes with my gift card.

[Mike]

With your gift card.

[Eddie]

Oh, nice.

[Mike]

But it's your favorite one, though. It's the middle one, one that you like a lot, that you have a bond with.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

She's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So I bought her a pair of shoes. She wanted them, they're pink and they had unicorns on them. So I couldn't tell her no.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why he was sucking up so bad in that first thing about. Because he knew he's about to deliver some news you may not like.

[Amy]

Okay, number three, the last one. This is for you. Oh. For your boys. Hit the third floor and take them to Toys R Us. So is this a gift card?

[Mike]

Yeah, this one. There's the remaining amount. 234. But because I spent so much, too, they also gave me a $40 gift card. So you have $273 left to spend on your kids.

[Amy]

That's awesome. I mean, that's cool. This is great. A gift card's great.

[Mike]

I would have bought more when I ran out of time.

[Bobby Bones]

Question the eye. If you wanted to take back that bracelet, could you.

[Amy]

Yeah, Scuba, that's a question for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Because he's not really a jewelry guy.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If you're looking to hurt my feelings and take back the bracelet, never wear it.

[Amy]

Hurt your feelings.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm hoping to see that, like at Country Fest, you pop up lunchbox, have stupid wooden bracelets.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's wood with diamond.

[Mike]

And you ask Ryan for a consultant, you know? Yeah, I think you should do that. But it's up to you. Then you could essentially return. I kept the tags in there for you.

[Amy]

I mean, these are real diamonds.

[Mike]

Everything in there is real.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm 10ft from you. I don't know. I'm sure they are.

[Amy]

Wow. I mean, it's pretty amazing. I mean, I've never owned diamonds in my life. I don't think I have. Other than my wife's wedding ring, I don't have diamonds. And now I got a woman's bracelet and a man's bracelet and a gift card for my kids. Pretty good Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Thank you, Eddie. Good job.

[Amy]

Thank you, man. This is really. I can't believe I got the thousand dollar card. Pretty amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

By the way, if you're shopping looking for last minute gift ideas, let Macy's be your guide to gifting shop at Macy's dot com. So just doing the numbers here. The ten and the thousand were the big. On both sides. The three bigger ones, the biggest ones were the hundred. Excuse me. Thousand, five hundred and one hundred. The smaller ones were 10, 25 and 50. And the 75 ones are right down the middle. So if you got the two 75 ones, you finish in the middle of the pack. Who got the. I got Eddie 175 and. No, I got lunchbox 175. Who got the other one?

[Amy]

So I got the other 75 for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I got one and gift. All right, cool. Okay, everybody. Merry Christmas.

[Amy]

Yeah, Merry Christmas, everyone.

[Lunchbox]

Merry Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to try? Seriously, Gloves with chocolate or.

[Scuba Steve]

No, I would prefer scuba's color. I didn't love your green.

[Amy]

Well, I thought the green was nice.

[Scuba Steve]

I like more of a darker for the winter.

[Eddie]

They had some black velvet ones.

[Bobby Bones]

You want me some?

[Amy]

Those were too expensive.

[Scuba Steve]

I would literally wear scubas in the country.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm tired of hearing about scuba's gloves. I'm trying to get rid of mine. Okay.

[Amy]

Hey, Merry Christmas.

[Eddie]

Merry Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Merry Christmas. Thank you, Macy's and Merry Christmas, everybody.

[Eddie]

It's awkward.

[Bobby Bones]

Stop.

[Amy]

Stop with the gloves. You're gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

I promise. Now, just a quick question because I. You, I don't like. I like to pack a gum better than this, but. What, what, what, what, what were the eyes on Eddie's gifts, though?

[Amy]

The eyes?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no. The gifts that you got. Ice.

[Mike]

All diamonds.

[Bobby Bones]

It was ice, ice, ice, ice.

[Mike]

And then I ran out of time. I ran out of time and gave you the gift card.

[Amy]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

What, what do you think I would use these for?

[Amy]

Your car breaks down?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I'm serious.

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[Bobby Bones]

I'm serious.

[Amy]

Dead serious. Your wife wants to go on a walk, you're like, it's cold outside. Wear your gloves.

[Eddie]

Hiking boom.

[Mike]

Get away with a murderer.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd use the rubber ones, bro. Okay, thank you very much. And that is all. Happy Holidays from the Bobby Bone Show. Let them do their thing.

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[Eddie]

You have look for? The cardinal with adhd.

[Amy]

Oh, that's you.

[Eddie]

That'll be me. Oh, I'm gonna come visit y'all.

[Amy]

How do we know it has adhd?

[Bobby Bones]

I know, like, dart don't all. Now I'm gonna be looking all. So for those that are new to the show, Amy's. Amy thinks her mom is a cardinal.

[Eddie]

My mom has come as a cardinal. Immediately after my mom passed away, my sister and I looked out the window, and there was a red cardinal in the tree outside.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. And you don't think that's just, like, symbolic? You literally think that your mom is a cardinal?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think that that brought us peace in the moment, and that was a message of, like, look for cardinals when you need clarity and peace. And I see cardinals often, but sometimes I get a feeling over me, and I know that it's my mom trying to tell me something, but do you.

[Bobby Bones]

Think she chose a cardinal because. Does she say something about the cardinals? Like, oh, the cardinals win. This because for you. What if you're a crow?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Do you choose the bird, or does the bird choose you?

[Bobby Bones]

All of a sudden, there's a vulture chasing me, and I'm running. It's Amy. And I'm like, no, I'm looking for a cardinal.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I'm. I'm hopeful that I'm gonna be a cardinal. But, yeah, good question. Because my dad's a blue jay, and I think he. He either he chose that or the blue jay chose him, but I had never had a blue jay at my feeder, ever. And I played bird bingo. Like, I know every bird that had come to my feeder, and the. What. Who shows up after my dad passes away? A blue jay, so.

[Bobby Bones]

But it would anything. If a hummingbird would have showed up, would you have thought your. Your dad was a hummingbird forever?

[Eddie]

Yeah. But I don't know. Just Blue Day fits his vibe. Like, it just. I felt it. And then sometimes the cardinal and blue, they show up together. And I'm like, mom and dad are back together. That's what always wanted when I was a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't tell you. You're wrong.

[Eddie]

I know you can't.

[Bobby Bones]

That's. I mean, I'm not going to. It does for me. It's hard. It's hard for me to believe that, but it's not for me to believe.

[Lunchbox]

But it makes you chuckle.

[Bobby Bones]

Who gives a crap what I. When she does the little jokes? Makes me chuckle. But, yes, yes, Amy, good for you. But I don't think you can choose a cardinal.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can on her headstone, look for the cardinal with adhd.

[Amy]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Addie, what you feel on yours.

[Amy]

Wake me up when the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one.

[Amy]

That's funny, right? Like, I want. I gotta put something funny on there. I can't be all, like, sad and like. I mean, I love being a dad and everything, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Never gonna wake you up, though.

[Amy]

Maybe not.

[Bobby Bones]

Eternal sleep. Death is death. You buddy. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Prom king, Class of 1999. Anderson High School, of course.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Would you like a crown to be, like, engraved?

[Lunchbox]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, did you still have your high school?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I still have it. So I plan on being buried with it.

[Bobby Bones]

It.

[Lunchbox]

And then also, I just would like it above Prom king. You put a crown. Boom. Awesome. The best touch you can ask for. Everybody knowing every time they walk by there, the prom king lays right there.

[Eddie]

Any of us could say, prom king.

[Lunchbox]

Prom queen, but you would be lying.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. You want to lie if you want.

[Lunchbox]

To be a liar. I mean, I don't.

[Amy]

That wouldn't be good.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't lie for eternity. Dang. What would I am. What would I put? Because I already have mine written down. What do you think I would put on mine?

[Eddie]

You better believe it wasn't late to heaven.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Amy]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I just thought of it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one. That's not what I put. But, yeah, I believe in being punctual. That is not what I chose, but a plus for effort. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Nerd alert.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would I write nerd alert on my own headstone?

[Amy]

That doesn't make sense. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he knows. He just wants to take a shot. Eddie.

[Amy]

Fail until you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Nah.

[Amy]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Grind, repeat, don't do. You guys already guessed. Let's go around.

[Lunchbox]

You can't do three. I mean, what are you doing?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, that's fail until you don't. 500ft is the title of my book. All together so fair. But no, none of that, Morgan. Thank you. Oh, it's like Morgan and I are on the same page a lot now these days. I'd put Woo Pig. Woo Pig. We'll pick Sui.

[Amy]

That makes sense.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Now that I have more time to think about it, I think I'll alter it to. You weren't late to the pearly gate because it rhymes.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm not doing that one, though.

[Amy]

He's doing.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm doing wolf, which is the Arkansas Razorbacks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm not doing Wake me up if we ever win, because, dude, I know. I'll be with you. We'll be down there. Yeah. The thing is, especially how it is now.

[Eddie]

You're already dead, and we can alter it.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't all. Please, no all. No whiteout. Don't use white out on my headstone.

[Amy]

Do you want the hog on there, too?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't want to get sued because.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, copyright.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't own that. Yes.

[Eddie]

You know what would be fun is if you installed a little button and people go press it, and it would do the hog call. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But then people have to, like, put a new battery in.

[Amy]

We can do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but then you'll all die.

[Eddie]

Oh, Then you could do solar powered.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh, Amy.

[Eddie]

Because the sun will.

[Lunchbox]

It's not bad, actually.

[Eddie]

Hey, I got you.

[Amy]

But it's. You doing it. You got to be doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I leave my own voice in there. Yeah. All right, everybody. That's so creepy.

[Amy]

That'd be cool, dude.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, but that is pretty legit.

[Eddie]

Is that a thing? Because. Should we make this a thing?

[Morgan]

QR code. You can scan a QR code. People put recipes on them.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you can even do a QR code with a video of you doing something.

[Amy]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe my headstone is the razorback.

[Amy]

The shape. The whole shape.

[Bobby Bones]

The hog.

[Amy]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And it says Woo Pig series on it. Dang. And all Elton John wants is he's a good dad. Then we have some good stuff here. We should give it Morgan what you have on yours. I.

[Morgan]

Well, I. I had a serious one, and a funny one, depending on what you guys went. So if I did funny, it would say, please leave ducks.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no more ducks for Morgan. Guys, if anybody sees Morgan's Jeep, I'm gonna beg you. If, you know it's Morgan's jeep, don't leave it up. Because what they do, she can't see out her front Windshield, you know, I would say was killed because she couldn't see. Because the ducks in her windshield.

[Morgan]

But it makes everybody happy.

[Bobby Bones]

Crashed into the pole because the ducks were in the way.

[Lunchbox]

And if she ever gets in a wreck, those ducks are gonna nail her.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, died of an avalanche of ducks when she slammed on her brakes. Well, I guess they go the opposite way. If she signs on her brakes, they all go forward.

[Amy]

Yeah, they go forward. They go forward.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless she's going backward and slams on her brakes, and then.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, so what's the serious one?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, we don't get to do two. Amy.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm curious.

[Bobby Bones]

Cop box. Got you. Dang, we love cop box. Sometimes Eddie's got a parenting tactic. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Well, my kids love to whine. Like they whine about their school. Oh, homework, blah, blah. My brother's hitting me. Whatever. So we said, no more whining. We're done. But we can't just tell them, stop whining. So we designated a time to whine, and we call it wind down time.

[Bobby Bones]

And is this in the evening? Is it when they get home from.

[Amy]

School, right before they go to bed? They got 10 minutes. Let her rip. And we can't say anything about it. They can just whine.

[Bobby Bones]

And they can't whine pre. So there's no whining until the time.

[Amy]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

No whining after the time.

[Amy]

If they start to whine, you say, hold it. Save it for wind down time.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang, that's pretty good.

[Eddie]

The last thing that they say before they're going to sleep be this big negative thing. I think it's good to download that. Barney, shouldn't you go to bed with.

[Bobby Bones]

More positive dang parenting judge over there? Hey, this is not shaming. We. We don't. We listen and we don't judge. Listen when they're like, 40?

[Eddie]

No, no, no. We're not judging. I just. I think it's a great idea. I love it. I just think maybe move it to a different part of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, also, they could be over it by night time, too. They could have actually had a realization that they don't need to.

[Amy]

I feel like every time they do the wind down time, they're like, that feels good. All right, ready for bed.

[Bobby Bones]

So you have 10. You give them 10 minutes.

[Amy]

10 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

You sit and listen for 10 minutes.

[Amy]

Dude, we don't really listen.

[Bobby Bones]

But they do. They all go at once.

[Amy]

Separately. Separately.

[Bobby Bones]

They each get 10 minutes each.

[Amy]

Sometimes no one has anything to whine about.

[Lunchbox]

So you have 40 minutes of free Time just to listen to whining.

[Amy]

I'm telling you, sometimes. Sometimes they're just like, I don't have anything cool. Next kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Does anybody ever go a full 10?

[Amy]

Because that was. I have one that every day does the full 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

That's just his style.

[Eddie]

I love it. Bobby, you should try wind down time.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't need to whine. I don't whine about anything. I whine about nothing. There's nothing I cannot. But he said, defeat, take down and demolish and turn it into a positive and use it as a lesson.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. Well, he just said before they go to sleep, they're kind of like, maybe it'll help you relax.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you know what whine about? Well, I'm freaking out cuz tomorrow I got to make sure everything's done. That doesn't help anything.

[Amy]

Does that make you feel better?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

You whined about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Not at all. I hate it, actually. I hate myself for whining, cuz. Whining's crying little babies.

[Eddie]

But if Arkansas loses you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm rageful. I want to punch a hole in the wall. We're going to lose forever. We're done anyway.

[Eddie]

You're whining right now.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but basketball, we have a shot. Football, we're. I'm so upset. We suck this year. We're probably going to suck next year. I hate myself.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you don't want.

[Bobby Bones]

I hate myself because I will never switch teams. I am as. I hate myself because I suck at everything. When it comes to me picking teams, that's terrible.

[Eddie]

No, it's. This is.

[Bobby Bones]

Rage. One down.

[Amy]

Rage down.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but here's. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. What I want to do is let everybody have a little bit of time to whine about something, whatever it is. I give you 30 seconds.

[Amy]

That's better. I should change mine to 30.

[Bobby Bones]

We're on a clock here. You know, we got like only four.

[Amy]

Hours a show, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Five hours a show, I guess, depending on what time zone you're in. Okay, so, Amy, do you want to go first? You're. You're. You're chomping at the bit to go. Do you want to go first?

[Eddie]

Well, I mean, I definitely have things in life that are just a little annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

You can whine about it. Hold on. Let me know when you're ready, because I'll see the clock.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Bobby Bones]

Whining starts. You have 30 seconds. And please don't go super, super fast. We want to understand it. Yeah, we want to understand it. If you can go fast, we can understand it. Great. And go.

[Eddie]

What kind of animal gets into your car and chews at your wires and then you have to take it into the shop and then they end up billing you a ton of money for rodent damage because it's not covered by insurance. Can't tell me exactly which rodent. So was it a rat, was it a squirrel, a guinea pig? I had to look up rodents to see what all is conclude like included in there. Chinchilla. Like what is it? And now. And it's like over 500 worth of damage and I don't know where the rodent came from. And is it gonna come back time.

[Bobby Bones]

That's interesting. Like I don't even. That's whining. I think that's like having a legitimate issue with I can't believe of all the insurance and I'm not saying there should be like a rodent clause, but like that's something that your insurance should pay for if a rodent gets in it. Wait, what? Ha. What?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Amy]

It's probably a mouse.

[Eddie]

They sent pictures of the wires. So they were all just like where.

[Bobby Bones]

Underneath the hood, dude.

[Amy]

They chew on wires?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So do you think they went up underneath to it? Do you like how?

[Eddie]

Yeah, you tell me.

[Bobby Bones]

Because depending on the size of it, if it's big big, it's not going to be able to get. Get crawl up through the stuff.

[Amy]

Did you know that mice could squeeze themselves as thin as a piece of paper?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And get through cracks.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. I don't think that's whining. I think that is legitimate.

[Amy]

Oh, good job, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

And your insurance is not going to pay for an animal going up and eating your wires.

[Eddie]

No. If I don't know. There's a few different types of insurance, I guess and one of the kinds is expired, but the other, I don't know, maybe it's never covered or whatever. My expired is not covering it. I just know I have to pay out of pocket.

[Bobby Bones]

I co sign that one.

[Eddie]

But I'm very. I'm just grateful I can get it fixed because wine cosign I'm here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a wine co sign that one. That's not a wine at all. Let's legitimate. Okay. Boy, lunchbox is staring at me like he's just like he's ready. Dude, he locked and loaded. The thing is, I know my bed. It's about one of us. I'm going to hold his off for a minute, cuz I want to end on his, I think, because if it ends up making everybody mad or somebody mad, I don't want to keep doing the segment.

[Amy]

Good call.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you want to go? Yeah, sure. 30 seconds to wind. Go.

[Amy]

I am sick and tired of winning games and getting persecuted for it on the show. On this show. Like, I just try hard to win games. I don't. It doesn't come natural to me. Like, yeah, the music stuff. I've spent my whole life studying music. I know a lot about music, and I win these music games and people.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, oh, they hate you.

[Amy]

You're so annoying because you're winning so much. Whatever. I'm tired of it. I'm a winner. All I do is win. Like, that is my motto. All I do is win. Stop persecuting me for it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Time on that one. Time on that wine. I don't. I'm not gonn on that one. Because you're kind of a villain in games now. And I can agree with a lot.

[Eddie]

Of listeners, it's not because you're winning. It's how you act.

[Amy]

No, it's because I win all the time with that.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, guys, time out. You've already wine.

[Amy]

Time out. It's not about whining.

[Bobby Bones]

Tomorrow night before bed, you can tell us the next one.

[Amy]

Oh, this is about the rules of the game. You guys can't add stuff to it.

[Coca Cola Advertiser]

You just.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not giving context. I. I have to let the listeners know. You mean about games on this show?

[Amy]

No, I'm talking about, like, yeah, that's not a real wine.

[Bobby Bones]

Blah, blah.

[Amy]

You can't say that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the word. We can.

[Amy]

No, that's what I do with my kids. I can't be like, that's stupid.

[Eddie]

No, Eddie's right. You can't. You can't. To your children. Cu.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not children. This is a bit for the show. All we're literally doing is telling you why you're stupid.

[Eddie]

They need their feelings to be validated.

[Bobby Bones]

And with your kids. Validate. I'm not validating that bull crap. I validate Amy's. Yours is bull crap. All right, I'm gonna play a song, and then Lunchbox will come back and do ours. Me and. Me and Lunchbox Bones ready over there, man. You have 30 seconds to wine as much as you want. And go.

[Lunchbox]

My wine is that Eddie wants to be everybody on this show. Like, it's so amazing. Like, All I do is win is my song. He wants to use it as his. He wants to dress Like Bobby. Oh, look at me. And then he wants to be Mr. Perfection. I'm gonna donate a kidney. I'm gonna donate bone marrow. And I give my kids an hour a day to hang out one on one individually. So that's four hours a day. Then he takes 40 minutes per day to hear whining. So this dude has nothing but time. He's always with his kids and, oh, my God, he's just full of crap all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Time on your wine. So yours was about somebody else specific on the show.

[Amy]

What on earth?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's.

[Amy]

It's just Matt. He's mad because I took his motto. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Both of you, you've whined, and you need to shut up, okay?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I don't know where he.

[Bobby Bones]

Finds all this time.

[Lunchbox]

Four hours a day plus 40 minutes for. I mean.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, he did say. But again, there's hyperbole there because he did say, some kids need no time. Some. It doesn't matter. You got your wine.

[Amy]

Time.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody all good? Okay. I'd like to wine. This is gonna be very easy.

[Lunchbox]

Are you ready?

[Bobby Bones]

I am ready because this is gonna be very easy. And it's not even that serious of a thing. But I'm on a whine about waking up early in the morning. I hate it. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm just saying I hate it. I don't know how much longer I can do it. I hate waking up early in the morning. I'm not a morning person. If I got to choose, I would wake up at noon every single day, and I would go to bed at about 4am I'm never in a good mood when I wake up. This job is a morning job. I am going to die early because of me having to wake up early. And it's against my body clock. I hate it so much. I hate everybody has to wake up early. Like, I feel sorry for you, and I'm here with you. Solidarity. I hate waking up early in the morning. I don't know how much longer I can do this. Waking up early in the morning. The end.

[Eddie]

What do you mean by how much longer you can do this?

[Amy]

Like, how much time are you thinking.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I die, dude.

[Eddie]

Well, let's not have that.

[Bobby Bones]

My stomach lining's all up. I got infections. I got all kinds of stuff happening in my body. I'm broken down in every way.

[Eddie]

It wasn't waking up early for work when I looked up causes of your stomach lining.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's all like, it Manifests itself in me, like, I don't want to whine anymore.

[Amy]

Guys, how long have you been waking up early?

[Bobby Bones]

Great question. Thank you for asking. Thinking 22. So over 20 years. Since, like, at least 4am and so people understand.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's not like I never want six.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. It's early.

[Amy]

Early.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes earlier than that. And I never have once in my whole life of 20 years of doing this. And by the way, I'm just whining because I'm allowed champagne wines. Wind down time. Yeah, champagne wines, though, that's what it's called because these are, like, wines that I'm lucky to have. I never once wake up and it's like, oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. What a day. Let's go. Every day is like this. Oh, my God, I just gotta make. I just gotta. Put your feet on the ground every day.

[Eddie]

But on the days that you do get to sleep in, like a Saturday, you wake up and you're like, oh, it's a great day.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I wake up and go, I hate the other day so much.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, made you realize how hard you have it, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have it hard. I just. I'm not falling into that trap. Yeah, not falling into that trap. I just hate waking up early in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

People don't get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey. Okay. Thank you. Hey, wind down. Good job, everybody.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Feel better?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's the one who got attacked, though.

[Amy]

First of all, he did get attacked, but it's my fault. I attacked him first.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, it's time for the good news with Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Toby Collier is a business owner, and usually he sends his employees to go get the parts he needs. And that day he was like, man, I think I should go pick up the parts. Like, are you sure, boss? He's like, yeah, I need to get out and drive. And so he's driving outside of St. Louis when he comes up and he sees a race wreck. There's an overturned suv, and people are sitting there taking pictures. People are just driving by, but no one's helping. He's like, well, I gotta help. He gets out of his truck, goes down. A teen is trapped in the suv. He pries open the passenger door door, rips out the airbag, and pulls the teen to safety.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder if everybody just thought that since it was there, but it was already taken care of.

[Amy]

Yeah, they were taking pictures.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I can't imagine people would have just been taking pictures of something that they knew someone was in. Right. So they Must have been like, well, that's crazy. There's a car here on the road and nobody's around us, so it must taken care of, but thank God that guy looked in there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And then a nurse stopped when after seeing Toby helping the girl. And then Toby called the teen's parents, like, hey, your daughter's okay. Just so you know, she was in a little wreck. Wasn't a little wreck. The car flipped four times after getting hit by a car changing lanes illegally.

[Bobby Bones]

But teenagers, okay, that's what we're talking about. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. You can go to podcast two or you can wait till podcast to come out.

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

Oh, I know that's right.