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Bobby Bones
Here we go. Come on, Bobby.
Lunchbox
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Bobby Bones
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning, studio. Morning. All I'm being told is this is an anonymous spill the tea. So I think it's anonymous by who's doing it. And we don't even know who's doing what. I don't know. I always figure it out. All it says is anonymous, spill the tea. No more details. Would you hit that, Ray? Let's spill the tea. So it's somebody tattling. I know nothing about it. Go ahead.
Scuba Steve
This build the tea is a game. I'm gonna tell you what this person did and then you guess who the person is. Scuba Steve sent out a text message to the group, how many CMA Fest tickets do you want? And this person replied, seven tickets like it was no big deal. I don't know why they always go big, but I guess you gotta shoot your shot. Can't blame them for that. Who do you think it is that asked for seven tickets when there's probably not even seven tickets available for all of us to split?
Bobby Bones
Okay, so the CMA tickets are high ticket item thing sells out every year. Seven is a massive ask. I think they probably are tricking us into thinking it's Lunchbox. Because that's what he does. He asks for everything. But I don't think that would be the spill the tea. I think that would be brought up. Who do we think that is?
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Gotta be Eddie. Let's take the family.
Amy
I don't think it's Lunchbox the one talking or the one that asked.
Bobby Bones
Well, let's do the one talking.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's easy.
Eddie
That's Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Would you play the first part again?
Scuba Steve
Goose. Spill the tea is a game. I'm gonna tell you, that sounds like.
Bobby Bones
That scary movie Mike. The one that's like, we want to play a game. That's not Lunchbox. Because he sucks at disguising his voice.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
You're terrible. Disguising your voice. We always know it's you. That's not Lunchbox. So who do you guess it is?
Lunchbox
It's Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, who you guess it is?
Morgan
Oh, I think it's Scuba Steve.
Bobby Bones
I mean, Amy. Who you think it is?
Amy
Scuba.
Morgan
No, saying it.
Amy
I'm with Morgan.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna guess it's Morgan. Okay, and now do we want to guess who has asked for the way too many tickets Is. Unless someone wants to stand up and say who they are. Who asked for seven tickets?
Lunchbox
Stand up.
Eddie
Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
It can't be Lunchbox because that's so out of line that even he. I don't think he would ask for seven. And I don't think that this would have to be anonymous. Who else? Five.
Amy
In his family, he normally asks for five.
Bobby Bones
But even that's a lot because it's a sold out show. This is like tickets. All these tickets are hundreds of dollars a piece.
Eddie
Eddie's kids are at that age where I have six.
Lunchbox
I mean, that's six.
Bobby Bones
Oh, is it you? Did you ask for seven CMA tickets?
Lunchbox
It wasn't me.
Bobby Bones
Anyone want to step forward? Who for seven CMA tickets? If not, we'll just figure it out. Three, two, one. Wow.
Lunchbox
No one.
Bobby Bones
No one. You answered so quick. It's got to be you. You answered so quick. With my deducting skills. That's you. It's you.
Lunchbox
What are the tickets for?
Bobby Bones
Exactly. It's you. I knew it. It's you.
Eddie
Oh, my goodness.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so you asked for. How did you ask for 17?
Lunchbox
Dude, it's not me.
Bobby Bones
You're out of your mind.
Lunchbox
I didn't ask for. I'm not going to this. I did not ask for these tickets.
Bobby Bones
This is like 1300 in tickets. $14 in tickets.
Lunchbox
It's a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so you're promising.
Lunchbox
I would never do that.
Bobby Bones
Then it has to be lunchbox.
Scuba Steve
Boom.
Bobby Bones
Is it you?
Eddie
It was me.
Bobby Bones
It was you.
Eddie
Well, here's the deal.
Bobby Bones
I didn't think it was. I gave you the benefit.
Eddie
I know.
Bobby Bones
Because this is so over the top.
Eddie
No, this isn't over the top. Just let me hear me out. They asked us to do stage introductions on that Thursday night and they said, how many tickets would you like? Well, my cousin and his wife and kid are going to be in town. And then my wife and three kids would like to come see me do stage announcements. So I said, hey, seven would be great, would be ideal, but five would do because my cousin.
Bobby Bones
That's a lot.
Eddie
My cousin's wife said she would stay home with their kid if we couldn't get seven, if we could get five so my cousin could come. So I thought it was just a normal ass. I just said, hey, this is what the situation is. What do you say?
Bobby Bones
I bet you they have like 10 total, if I were guessing.
Lunchbox
For everyone.
Bobby Bones
For everyone.
Eddie
That's not bad.
Bobby Bones
Well, and seven is in that 10. That number. Seven is 10.
Eddie
It's less than 10.
Bobby Bones
But who's doing announcements with you?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
I'm assuming somebody else from the show. Yeah, yeah, I think I signed up. Yeah, they Wouldn't send him up by himself.
Eddie
I assume Morgan's probably going.
Bobby Bones
Okay. What if everybody wanted to? What if it's you, Morgan and Eddie and they both wanted.
Eddie
Well, Morgan doesn't have any family.
Morgan
My family actually is coming to town and I actually asked for five, but I said I'll take two.
Bobby Bones
Hold on, that's still less than seven.
Morgan
I said, I said I'll ask. I would love five, but five doesn't work. I'll take two because I know that five is so much like I knew what I was asking for and that's.
Eddie
What I did with seven and said I'd take five.
Bobby Bones
I knew seven was a lot different number.
Lunchbox
You guys are so nice.
Bobby Bones
But five would do you know the max amount of tickets they had?
Lunchbox
I think we have maybe eight total to give away.
Bobby Bones
And it's between.
Lunchbox
Well, their thought process was two for.
Bobby Bones
Oh my God, Amy's involved.
Lunchbox
So two for Amy, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, two for everybody.
Lunchbox
Exactly. Yeah. And when Lunch threw out seven, I was like, I'll ask, but I don't think they're going to say yes to that. I mean, I'll start here. None of my family's going, so they. You can have my extra ticket lunch wise.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Cuz Morgan wants tickets too. You don't give them to him.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, it's open for anyone to.
Eddie
Thank you. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.
Bobby Bones
But is it just for those four that are splitting the tickets?
Lunchbox
Yeah, just for these four right here. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I think that Lunchbox and Morgan should compete for them.
Lunchbox
I like that because they both want a lot of tickets and more than normal.
Bobby Bones
So if everybody gets two, Eddie, you're turning your two over.
Lunchbox
I've donated. Yeah, Amy wants her too.
Bobby Bones
I believe I would use your two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so.
Eddie
And Eddie already said I could have him. Like that's like no, that's like he.
Bobby Bones
Was just the loudest person. He was responsible.
Eddie
No take back.
Bobby Bones
Can we do that? Can we compete? And we'll compete for both of them, not one at a time. Yeah, I like it. Let's do it. Okay. You guys good on that?
Lunchbox
Should they even compete for theirs tickets as well? Like the ones they have?
Raymundo
Whoa.
Lunchbox
Could he lose all his tickets? That's good.
Morgan
I don't want to do that cuz my family's going to town.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So no, they. Everybody has two. Eddie gives his up for the game.
Lunchbox
Okay, so we're giving up.
Bobby Bones
Okay, cool. And they'll compete for the other two. All right.
Lunchbox
Who was the tea spiller?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I don't know. Was it you?
Lunchbox
No, not me.
Bobby Bones
No. Nobody has to even say it was me. Oh, it was Amy. Amy.
Lunchbox
All quiet over there.
Amy
I don't ever do anonymous. Did you disguise your voice and it was so fun? No, I just talk normal and then Scuba put the voice changer over it and.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we knew that.
Amy
And also, I didn't know. Oh, yeah. And then I didn't know that I was influenced by that time. I had to watch all seven or ten saw movies.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Want to play a game? So does this person who wants way too many tickets. So CMA Fest is until July, right?
Lunchbox
It's in June, I think. The first or second week of June.
Amy
Yeah, June 5th or 6th.
Bobby Bones
The next couple weeks. Next week or so, we'll. We'll have some sort of playoff between Morgan and Lunchbox. You'll compete for the extra pair of tickets. Okay, Scuba, Is that okay? Can we give them those? Eddie? Okay, yeah.
Lunchbox
We have our allotment. They go wherever they go.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, thank you.
Lunchbox
You're welcome, guys.
Bobby Bones
Super kind of you.
Eddie
Thanks for giving them to me.
Bobby Bones
The fact that Lunchbox wanted seven of the eight is hilarious.
Eddie
She wanted five.
Morgan
I said I'd take two. I said that straight up.
Eddie
I didn't know there's only eight. So, I mean, that's. Seven's good.
Bobby Bones
Let's. Let's. Let's get out of here. But I'll now. I'll now create a game for you guys. Thank you. Hello, Bobby Bones. When my wife asked me what I wanted to do for my birthday, I told her I wanted to spend an hour all alone. She thinks I'm crazy. I'd like to get an hour or so to do what I want during the day. Either exercising or just going for a walk. The only time I get alone now is if I wake up really early in the morning before she and the kids wake up. But she wants me to be around her and the kids on my birthday. I love my family. But when she asked me what I wanted, this was the first thing that came to mind. Is alone time a selfish gift on your birthday? How can I convince my wife to let me have this for my birthday? Signed, husband needing alone time. Oh, it's weird she didn't say yes to that immediately. Right, because this is it. That's weird. It is not. You're doing nothing wrong by asking for a long time. Even if it's alone time once a week, you can both ask for that, and one can cover for an hour while the other gets alone time to go work out or nap. Or I think, yeah, I wonder why she'd push back like that.
Amy
Well, because she's probably like, what's your birthday? We want to be with you on your birthday.
Bobby Bones
One hour. It's not the whole day. If he was like, I want eight hours alone.
Lunchbox
It's different.
Bobby Bones
Then I would go, bro, why are you in this marriage? Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, Mr. Emailer, you're fine asking for the one hour alone. And she may think you're crazy, but to say to her, I know. I do. I want to spend a birthday with you guys. It's gonna be awesome. I just need one hour. And don't make it about not being with her or them, because that could be hurtful regardless of the time. Like, oh, one hour without you make it instead. You want one hour doing something instead? Because that feels less painful to the person you don't want to be around.
Lunchbox
Even if you just make it up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want one hour. I've really. I just want to go hit some golf balls for an hour and don't make it because I need an hour to not be with you.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Because that person sucks. So I think it's mostly how you communicate that. But you're not weird for wanting that. No.
Amy
A lot of people need alone time to recharge, and not just on their birthday. Yeah, no, all the time.
Bobby Bones
Both of you guys are like, oh, hang in there. You should get your alone time. All right, thank you for emailing. Let's talk tipping etiquette. Abby, where'd you tip? Okay.
Abby
So I went to a car wash, and I was telling them which one I wanted. You know how they usually have, like, four options? I got probably, like, not the top one, but the next level down.
Bobby Bones
Dang. Flex.
Abby
Okay, okay. And then she was like, do you want to tip our car wash attendance? And she asked me, and I felt, like, so much pressure because usually you just. It's on the screen. And I was like, I don't even know what to say. But I was like, yeah, I'll give $5. And then later, I was like, wait a minute. I paid extra, you know, to get the one where they do the outside. They just spray it. And so why did I tip? Or why do they even ask to tip?
Bobby Bones
So the first thing I'd say is, I hate when they ask you out loud.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because that is a pressure that even if you don't have the five extra bucks, let's say you're going to the car wash and you really don't have five Bucks. You're like, okay. Because it's like, what, you just feel bad for saying no.
Abby
I know.
Bobby Bones
And I don't. And I don't think I would say no because those guys are not getting paid a whole lot. They're probably making, you know, minimum wage. Different every state. Some say it's still seven bucks. And so that's really just going to be on your heart. More so than is it expected at a car wash. Like in certain places, like a restaurant, when they're making two bucks an hour. Yeah. That's an expectation that you tip a certain amount for your meal. Which by the way, I wish we could readdress all that and pay full wages, but that's not where we are. Right It. I hate it when they ask out loud, do you want a tip? Because they know you're gonna answer yes or you're gonna sound like a bad person. You're gonna feel that way. Like if I say no, I'm gonna sound like a bad person. Would you have tipped if the screen was just up?
Abby
I would have done like the minimum. You know how they do like 15, 20, 25.
Bobby Bones
But I don't think you should feel guilty about saying that because I felt guilt in tone from you where you're like, I'd have done the minimum. That's okay.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You didn't have to tip anything. This is not a business where tipping is semi required and it's expected. And the expectation is what these guys and gals are doing to budget for the pay their bills. Like it's all extra there. So don't feel guilty about tipping. If you want to, great. If you don't, don't. But if you have it. Sure. Because it'd be nice somebody tipped you. But I hate when they ask out loud, do you want a tip?
Abby
I know. Well, the crazy thing is is they haven't done it yet. You haven't even gone through the car wash. So how do I know what if they would have done a great job?
Bobby Bones
Great point.
Abby
I would give them more. But I'm like, I don't know how you're going to do. I'm already tipping you before you even did it.
Bobby Bones
Would you have given them more, though?
Abby
Probably not.
Bobby Bones
I don't have cash. I mean, I rarely have. Ah. Some ah. I lie and now I have cash. I keep cash on me. I used to never have cash. I do have a little cat just for that reason. But this is what I'd like to say. Good for you for tipping. That's nice of you. You Definitely didn't have to. I hate when they ask you out loud, because that's a shaming technique.
Abby
It really is. And it pull. You know me, I'm like. I'm a people pleaser. So of course I'm gonna be like, yes.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to tip, Amy, right now?
Amy
Yeah. It does make you feel like you're a bad person if you don't tip. So, yeah, the shame is there.
Bobby Bones
But my official stance is you don't have to. And if you don't have it in a situation like this, that's okay because you came to pay for a car wash. If you do feel like it, it doesn't matter what situation is. It's always great to help somebody, right? If you have it, it's always great to help somebody because you. There are times where you could use help, so I have no problem with it. But I almost want to. If they ask out loud, just say no for the sake of it. Because that. Just to stand up for the shaming part of it. I hate when they do that.
Abby
Yeah, that's.
Bobby Bones
And I'm Mr. Tip. We would go to, like, Europe when I started going to Europe, and they don't tip over there. Right. It's all built in the bill, the everything.
Lunchbox
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
But I would still tip, and they'd act like I was King Ding a Ling. And I'd say, I like to tip here in Europe. I walk in, they're like, king Daniel Lane's back. We know he's about to tip. So I think we should stand up and say, when someone goes, do you want to tip your person? If it's before you say, I don't know. Let me finish it first and take a look at it, and maybe I will, because you're not a douche. And secondly, way before. That's wrong. What are you laughing at?
Amy
I don't know. I just don't feel like I could ever do that.
Lunchbox
No, let's stand up.
Eddie
I like it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, stand up.
Amy
I. Yeah. I don't think I could be like, well, let me see how you do first.
Bobby Bones
But that's it. This is what I would just tip. I would. So I'm gonna take me out of it because I. Situation's different. I grew up on tips, and now I have money, so it's different. But if they said, do you want. Ask me, do you want a tip?
Amy
Do you want a tip on the service?
Bobby Bones
Oh, are you guys done?
Amy
Oh, no, we haven't even started yet. But you're paying right now, so do you want a tip?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, let me finish it. And I'd love to take a look at it. And yeah, I. I'll probably tip when it's over.
Lunchbox
Oh, and then you don't have to. You can just.
Bobby Bones
Well, or, or it can be awesome. But yes. Yeah. The shaming is out of control. I think tip culture is a little crazy for sure. Cuz now everybody wants to be tipped for everything. And I think if people have it, that's great. But if they're shaming on top of that, that's awful. So stand up, America. Don't let them outwardly shame you with their cuz they'll do it and other people are around.
Lunchbox
So embarrassing.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes at the grocery store they do that crap.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they. Sometimes they do the roundup. Would you like to round up in front of everyone?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't mind the roundup. It's like 63 cents. But it's like. Would you like to out loud? Would you like to donate $5 to the food bank? And I probably would. But when you say it out loud, you go. You look around, of course. And the more people there are, the odds are yeah, make it 10.
Lunchbox
I always do 10.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I don't, I don't like that for you, Abby. Good for you. But I think that's how we handle it for now on if somebody asks you.
Abby
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Especially ahead of time. But if they ask you like if you're getting food, because sometimes we'll say, do you. They'll ask out. I would say, yeah. I think I'll just leave the tip on the table.
Amy
That works.
Bobby Bones
Don't be tip shamed. That's. That's what we learned from this.
Abby
Okay. Love it.
Bobby Bones
Abby is like the nicest, sweetest person though she tried to. She wanted to go buy a lunchbox of pen like the Kansas state floor pen that she beat him out of after he talked all the crap. So she felt so bad that he didn't win even though he treats her like garbage. But that's her heart. She wanted to tip him a pin, basically. So sweet.
Eddie
Well, get on it.
Abby
I'm thinking about it.
Bobby Bones
It's time for the good news with.
Amy
Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Bowden is a two year old kid wandered off seven miles. I don't even want to walk seven miles. And I'm not too. I got long adult man legs and that's a long way. Bowdoin wandered away April 14. Walked seven miles through the woods, basically. And Buford is the rescue dog that went out and actually found the kid. So according to the search and rescue officials. The toddler avoided wild animals which by the way, this is a small living creature that if you're a bigger creature that's vulnerable prey. Like an adult man. Not as vulnerable because larger.
Amy
Yeah, but two is small.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's what I'm saying too. Is like a small dog that a. A wolf. Wildebeest. If you have neighborhoods. Crazy. But yeah. The toddler avoided animals and. And Buford. The Pyrenees stayed with the boy and then guided the kid to Dunton Ranch where the dog lives with his owner. And so Buford's a hero.
Lunchbox
So Buford wasn't a rescue dog. I just a regular ranch dog.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Wow, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
It said Buford, the dog who recently helped rescue the two year old. And I thought it was a rescue dog as well. But Buford was just a dog who saw the kid and then led the kid back. How do you lead a 2 year old? 2 year olds don't listen to anything. That's true. Like nothing. Do you pull up by the diaper.
Amy
They became buddies, I bet.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean imagine if you're that parent. How, Eddie, how quick can a 2 year old get out of your site?
Lunchbox
Really quick, man. My. My youngest, we had to just watch him every single minute. One time he tried to run across the street like a busy street just because we turned around to talk to someone and he was gone.
Bobby Bones
WTSP with that story. 7 miles again. I have long adult legs and I'm in pretty good shape. I'm good, I'm good. Great story, Buford. Shout out. But you're a dog. You don't know what we are, but we're thinking about you. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. If I were to give you a state, you have to name the most famous musician from that state. For example, if I said Arkansas, it would be Johnny. Johnny Cash. Right. So we'll do Eliminator style. Oh, well, Amy, you're up first.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Tennessee.
Amy
Dolly.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Based on album sell, streaming, touring and popularity, this is the state where the artist was born and or the band was formed. That mostly means they were born there too.
Amy
So it's any genre, obviously.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Alabama.
Eddie
Oh man. We'll go with. Man, I'll go with Elvis. I don't know where he's born.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect. What would you guys have guessed?
Lunchbox
Leonard Skynyrd.
Bobby Bones
They're not from Alabama.
Amy
Yeah. Alabama.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Alabama.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Abby
Seems a little too obvious.
Bobby Bones
Alabama, the band.
Lunchbox
So Leonard Skynyrd's saying Sweet home Alabama. And it wasn't their home.
Eddie
Yeah, he's not from Alabama.
Bobby Bones
I'm almost positive Skynyrd was not.
Lunchbox
I've been scammed.
Bobby Bones
We need to look that. Look at that. Jacksonville, Florida. There you go.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Bobby Bones
All right, next up, Jacksonville, Florida. I'm just kidding.
Lunchbox
Leonard Skynyrd.
Bobby Bones
Eddie. Most famous musician. Mississippi. Okay, I think we'll just keep playing and not kick Lunchbox out because this may be a little harder, but go ahead. Mississippi.
Lunchbox
I think it's important that you said they were born here because Elvis was born in Tupelo, Mississippi.
Bobby Bones
Is that your answer?
Lunchbox
That's my answer. Elvis.
Bobby Bones
That is correct. Tupelo, Mississippi. Elvis.
Eddie
You're welcome.
Bobby Bones
You said it was Alabama.
Eddie
I know, but then once it wasn't Alabama. He knows Mississippi.
Bobby Bones
He got it anyway. Next up, Amy. New Jersey.
Amy
Bruce Springsteen.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Great job. Long Branch, New Jersey. Lunchbox. Yep. Kentucky.
Eddie
Goodness, guys, who's from Kentucky? Do they do the. Oh, he could be from Kentucky. Nah, he may be from Florida.
Bobby Bones
Three seconds.
Eddie
Give me Chris Stapleton.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Eddie. Lil Wayne. What? I gave you the answer.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. What's the state?
Bobby Bones
What would you say the state was?
Amy
No chance.
Lunchbox
I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you should have, because. Super Bowl. He was upset because he didn't play his halftime show. New Orleans, Louisiana.
Lunchbox
Oh, he's from New Orleans.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I gave you the answer. No. No point. No. No point. Eddie. So stupid. Minnesota.
Lunchbox
Prince.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
Whoa. Would not have gotten that.
Lunchbox
Thank goodness.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Oklahoma.
Amy
Carrie Underwood.
Bobby Bones
You jump too quick. If you'd have thought about it more, you'd have got it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Blake Shelton.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. You thought more and you still didn't get it.
Amy
Well, let me keep thinking, just for fun. Try to figure out who.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't get the point.
Amy
More famous than Carrie and Blake.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Oklahoma.
Bobby Bones
Oklahoma.
Amy
Toby Keith.
Lunchbox
It's a good guess.
Bobby Bones
A good guess. Not it, though.
Amy
Oklahoma.
Bobby Bones
It rhymes with Roth. Rooks.
Lunchbox
Oh, God, that's good.
Amy
Yep. I spoke too soon.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
You could tie this up.
Eddie
I'm back, baby.
Bobby Bones
South Carolina.
Eddie
Oh, it's easy, man.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Get it.
Eddie
Darius Rucker.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Good job, man.
Eddie
I see him. Wear that hat, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Massachusetts. What?
Lunchbox
Oh, wait, no, she doesn't live there. Well, she lives there, but she's not from there. Massachusetts. Oh, gosh. The band Boston.
Bobby Bones
You were on the right track. There's not the band Boston, but it is a band. What? Talk about the things that nobody cares.
Lunchbox
Aerosmiths. From Massachusetts.
Bobby Bones
From Boston. Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
We're all tied up. One to go.
Eddie
Back. I'm back. I mean, no one thought I'd still be around at this point.
Lunchbox
I definitely didn't.
Bobby Bones
He's back. Amy. Hawaii.
Amy
Bruno Mars.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Correct.
Amy
Wow.
Lunchbox
Wow, Amy, you are.
Bobby Bones
What was that?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Where did that come from?
Amy
Came from the Dome.
Bobby Bones
Where did that come from? I was like, I don't know a.
Eddie
Single musician from Hawaii.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you do, Bruno.
Eddie
I do now. Didn't know he's from there.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Texas.
Eddie
Oh, that's a tough one, man. There's a lot of people from Texas.
Bobby Bones
It's based on album sales, streaming, touring, and current popularity. Yeah, get it.
Eddie
Yeah, got it.
Bobby Bones
Go, George.
Eddie
Straight.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect. What? Who would you guys are guessing?
Amy
Beyonce.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Beyonce.
Amy
Yes.
Lunchbox
Gosh, ain't this Amy's game?
Amy
Might be my thing.
Bobby Bones
Come on, you need this one. A tie.
Eddie
I was going country.
Bobby Bones
Georgia.
Lunchbox
Georgia. Georgia. Can't be Ray Charles, could it? Georgia. Atlanta's in Georgia. A lot of artists out of Atlanta.
Amy
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
Bobby Bones
Maybe trying to lure you somewhere.
Lunchbox
I mean, lots of artists out of Atlanta.
Bobby Bones
He's trying to get to go outcast. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Mike Jones.
Bobby Bones
Texas. Mike Jones is Houston, I believe.
Lunchbox
Let's just go. Ray Charles.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Wow, this is crazy.
Bobby Bones
Georgia.
Lunchbox
Georgia.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I have three left. I have one. I have three left. Write your answer down. This be said to an Amy and Eddie only. Write your answer down. Florida. You're both gonna have a chance at all three. Florida.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Wow. Amy.
Abby
People.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
That's a good guess. Tom Petty.
Amy
Mr. 305.
Bobby Bones
It is. Mr. 305.
Eddie
Pitbull, you're a music maniac.
Bobby Bones
Do you see answers over there? She got the key last night. Wow. Okay, two left.
Amy
You know when you discover secret talents? I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Pennsylvania.
Lunchbox
In what?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Pennsylvania.
Bobby Bones
Pennsylvania.
Lunchbox
Georgia.
Bobby Bones
Georgia.
Amy
Pennsylvania.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Oklahoma.
Amy
Pennsylvania.
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Morgan
Okay.
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Amy Chair. No, I. I thought Eddie fast played his hand.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
I thought you fast played your hand.
Amy
Oh, because he's such a big fan.
Bobby Bones
So.
Amy
But. But he's a big fan of, like.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. He fast played his hand.
Amy
Pearl Jam.
Bobby Bones
You'll see why. No, you'll see why.
Lunchbox
Eddie, it's Taylor Swift.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because he guessed it earlier and then he realized he almost talked it out.
Lunchbox
So I should just wait. No.
Amy
Think of her from being from there. But she sure is.
Lunchbox
She's from there.
Bobby Bones
Last one. So you're gonna play Speed Round And I'll give you hints because if you tie, it's just. We're no ties.
Lunchbox
So say.
Bobby Bones
Say your name and I'll give you a hint every once in a while. The state, though, first is Washington. Washington State.
Amy
Washington.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
Nirvana.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Yes. Yes. I beat her at her own games.
Lunchbox
Amy, you were so good, but I got you.
Bobby Bones
Wow. I compliment and talk crap.
Amy
I guess I'm not as good as I thought.
Bobby Bones
No, you were actually really good.
Amy
Nah, I didn't win, though.
Lunchbox
You just choked at the end. That's it.
Amy
Well, I definitely would never know Nirvana's Oklahoma. I messed that up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And then just saying Oklahoma was a bit weird. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Say it again, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Oklahoma. Oklahoma.
Amy
Okay, so, yeah, I choked.
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All right, sweetie pie, buckle up. Good job.
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Amy
Okay, kid, give it a try.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
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Amy
Knees too. Okay?
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Amy
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Lunchbox
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Bobby Bones
We're going to send Eddie on day three of his walk in just a second. Ray, would you mind playing the tone here? So this is a 14 MHz tone. They say if you listen to this 15, 20 minutes a day and you walk over the course of a week or a couple of weeks, you'll start to lose weight. You've not weighed yourself.
Lunchbox
I've not weighed myself. But I will tell you something. This is bizarre, okay? This is crazy.
Bobby Bones
You're full of crap already.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I'm telling you every night for the past, I don't know, year, I always after dinner, I'm like, I just need a couple cookies. Like, I need something sweet. I'm telling you that last night, I did not crave anything sweet. I ate salmon, broccoli, and I was like, you. And when I eat healthy, that's more when I need a bowl of cereal, cuz, that was too healthy, dude. Last night, I didn't want it.
Bobby Bones
You think there's a chance. I'm not saying you're. You're married to the idea of. You think there's a chance this tone is actually affecting your brain chemistry to where maybe you aren't wanting sweets?
Lunchbox
I don't know. It didn't happen the first day, but the second day, I'm like, this is weird. I'm not craving it.
Bobby Bones
I am not totally calling you a liar. It could be a coincidence. It also could be true, because, again, this is from science. And that's just what you say when you really don't know what it's from. This is from science. Hey. Experts say. But it is the thing. Okay.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Got an announcement here. Morgan, you want to do the thing?
Morgan
Do the thing. Are you ready?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Well, I have a boyfriend.
Amy
Guys, look at this.
Bobby Bones
It's official. It's so official. All she needs is a whistle.
Morgan
Or, as my dad says, when you flip the switch, apparently.
Bobby Bones
How did. How'd the talk go?
Morgan
It was really cute. We had, like, a really cute moment.
Bobby Bones
We were.
Morgan
We're so. We're so gross. It's so cute.
Amy
But we were.
Bobby Bones
It's early. You're, like, gross.
Abby
Like, I know.
Morgan
Like, it's so gross, but, like, we're so cute.
Bobby Bones
If you're like, we're peeing on each.
Eddie
Other, but we're so cute.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Amy
The gross is throwing me. Is that a new thing?
Morgan
You're like, oh, you're so. You're so gross. It's, like, it's too cute kind of thing.
Amy
Got it.
Morgan
But we were. I can't even say without laughing, but we were dancing in the rain, and.
Bobby Bones
He asked me, how did you get in the rain?
Morgan
Well, it was. We got caught in a rainstorm when we were out running errands, and I was, like, soaking wet. He was soaking wet, and it just was, like, a really cute moment.
Bobby Bones
I don't hate it.
Amy
Was there music, or y'all were just dancing?
Morgan
No, we were just kind of, like, dancing and talking and playing in the rain.
Amy
Oh, cute.
Bobby Bones
Pretty gross, but I don't hate it.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Morgan
It's so gross.
Amy
It's disgusting, but so.
Bobby Bones
It makes me want to vomit. I. I kind of like it. So what happens? So you're out? You're dancing at the grocery store parking lot?
Morgan
No, we had just gotten back, like, to the house, and we were just soaked from, like, being out in it. And we just kind of standing in my yard and had this Cute little moment.
Bobby Bones
And what does he say?
Morgan
And he was just like, this feels like the perfect moment, and I don't want to go another day without you being my girlfriend, so can we make that happen? And I was like, yeah, we can.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't hate it.
Amy
Yeah, that's cute.
Lunchbox
It's romantic.
Bobby Bones
Pretty gross.
Lunchbox
Gross.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah. This guy's got big muscles. I don't know anything about him except that back. Yeah. I thought for a minute it might be Riley Green. I mean, secretly, like, she wasn't telling us, and it was Riley Green.
Amy
Do you feel like.
Bobby Bones
But it's not, right?
Morgan
No, it's not.
Amy
Is he giving? Like, you feel.
Bobby Bones
Is it different than.
Amy
Different than the other question?
Bobby Bones
Good question.
Morgan
Yeah, it does. And I don't know what that means and what that's gonna look like, but for right now, yes, it feels very different.
Bobby Bones
But you haven't done, like, any of this stuff, like, way too early, like, fam. You've done family stuff.
Morgan
I did meet his mom and sister because they were in town. They were visiting. It was, like, an easy brunch. It wasn't, like, a big deal. Like, we didn't. They already had plans, and he was like, if you want to come, I'd love to have you, but there's no pressure, and.
Bobby Bones
Good for you.
Morgan
I know.
Bobby Bones
Good for you.
Morgan
It feels crazy. Like, everything feels very natural and normal. Like, it's just. It's meshing together so easily.
Bobby Bones
He has a job, right?
Morgan
He does have a job. I know you keep asking that, but he has a car. It's okay.
Bobby Bones
We're good, guys. All right, then. We're good. Yeah.
Amy
We're good.
Eddie
Yes.
Morgan
He has a place to live. We're good.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Congrats. Hey.
Amy
Yay.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Look at this. Everybody's growing up here. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Yeah, Let us know. You know, I'm not gonna prod for updates, so when there are updates, you let us know.
Morgan
I will. I mean, you guys can ask a question if you want to.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to ask too many questions because I. I've been through this for too many times, and I don't mean I wish I was with you. Not just with you. Not just with you. Where we get invested, and then it hurts even worse when we have to get uninvested.
Abby
I know.
Bobby Bones
So we'll just take it slow, me and you. We'll just take it slow. Morgan. Okay, we're going. We're going slow in the room, Bones. May 7th. That's when they Start the Conclave to vote for the Pope. Do you care? Do you want to hear some fun facts or no?
Amy
Yeah, I like fun facts.
Bobby Bones
It is the largest and most diverse conclave in history. It's the most ever. They have 135 cardinals coming in from 71 different countries. The record's been 115, so a little bigger than it's ever been before. So the security on this, they have a couple things. One, signal jammers to block any sort of electronic communication. And if you saw too, at the Pope's funeral, these guys had these weird guns. Do you guys see the pictures? It looked like they had guns. And on top of them had these big flat things. And people were like, what, are they trying to shoot down? Aliens? No, drones. Those were drone guns.
Amy
Oh, interesting.
Bobby Bones
There was also a video of over the Sistine Chapel. It was super cloudy that day. Except for right over it, there was a circle of clear clouds. Oh, it was really cool. It was really cool.
Lunchbox
Sistine chapels in the Vatican. I didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
I've gone twice to go.
Lunchbox
And that's where my. The painting of Michelangelo and they're touching. Is that.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But I've never been in. My wife's been. I got sick.
Lunchbox
That's right.
Bobby Bones
It's crazy. And I was set. The Pope and I were gonna play Madden.
Raymundo
Wow.
Lunchbox
A couple songs together.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We're gonna just kind of roll through my playlist. So. Yeah. Thorough inspections for unauthorized devices. They have privacy films over every window to prevent drones or satellites or all that. So one of the cardinals who is convicted of embezzlement and fraud has announced he will not participate even though he's technically eligible. So maybe did a bad, bad thing, and then now he doesn't get to play. Basically, his decision followed the resurfacing of letters from Pope Francis advising him against participating because of the integrity of the election process. There is potential, really, for the first time in a long time, of a non European Pope because the numbers are so high that there are a significant amount from Asia, Africa, Latin America. The first non European Pope in modern times. They think that's possible.
Amy
But you didn't say St. Louis.
Bobby Bones
Well, that would be non European.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
So he counts the St. Louis cardinal.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And then the challenge is to get Everybody there. There's 135 electors, but they only have 129 rooms. Got bunk up. Some of they got to bunk up. Oh, that's maybe like the freshman cardinals. I gotta bunk up with other freshman cars.
Amy
They can't, like, just get a nearby Airbnb?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if that's a thing.
Lunchbox
They can't leave.
Bobby Bones
The Vatican may need to utilize. That's true.
Eddie
Gotta be in the stand there.
Bobby Bones
It's like, jury may need to utilize additional facilities to house everybody because. Yeah, they can't leave. So you can only vote if you're a cardinal under 80 years old, and you're eligible to vote. So there's 135 voters inside the Sistine Chapel. Before voting starts, they swear an oath of secrecy. Each cardinal is handed a paper ballot, and on the ballot it says, but in Latin, I elect as Supreme Pontiff. They hand write the name of the person they're voting for. They fold the ballot twice. Then one by one, they walk to the altar, place the ballot and a chalice, and say a formal prayer. What's kind of crazy is the first vote they do, you can write anybody down. You can. The whole time anyway. But sometimes you just write down your buddy, your other cardinal, who you think is a good person, who's not going to win, but. So they had to vote for them for Pope, which is kind of cool.
Amy
Yeah, Yeah.
Lunchbox
I would do that for you guys.
Bobby Bones
But you can't do all of us.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I would start probably with Bobby, and then I'd go down.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead. One second. Yeah, yeah. Counting the votes. After all the ballots are collected, three cardinals, they call them scrutineers. They get voted as a scrutineer. They unfold and read aloud name by name. Every vote is tallied. Then all the ballots are sewn together with a needle and thread. So none of them are lost or secretly kept. Any shenanigans. You sell that on ebay. Signed, make some money. Some money. And then a candidate needs two thirds of the votes to win, so they'll need 90 votes. They will vote up to four times a day. Two votes in the morning, two votes in the afternoon, until someone does. You've heard the smoke signals, right? So after each round of voting, the ballots are burned in a special stove. If black smoke comes out, no pope. White smoke. A Pope has been chosen. They add chemicals to the fire to create either the black smoke or the white smoke.
Amy
Chemicals.
Bobby Bones
We got to do the colors. Probably food coloring. Easter egg dye. Didn't get used.
Lunchbox
It's like a smoke bomb or a.
Bobby Bones
Smoke bomb from the fireworks. When someone reaches two thirds, they say, do you accept your election as Supreme Pontiff? And if they say yes, then the world is notified. We have a Pope. But in Latin, and so it is a bit like a American election. For example, secret ballot. When we vote, we go into a little room, little mini wall thing, and we vote. Cardinals vote in secret to protect their independence and prevent outside pressure. There's a majority required. So here and in the conclave. And Conclave, you need two thirds to win. But big decisions, like amended the Constitution, is two thirds. It's not simple majority, majority, multiple rounds. If no pope is chosen, they'll keep voting. And here that happens, especially in a multi race. If it's not someone doesn't have 50%, they'll cut somebody off and redo the vote. You ever see that?
Amy
No, I'm. I'm thinking about if they're allowed to, like, say to their friends, like, campaigning, sort of.
Bobby Bones
They do so sort of. There's campaigning as well. Even though overt campaigning is frowned upon inside the conclave, alliances and discussions absolutely happen quietly, just like backroom negotiations and endorsements in American politics and elections.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
I'm surprised that they don't have a chance to, like, just say a little bit something about why they should. No speeches, you know, because, like, really, you're just banking on, like, well, I don't know. I guess he'd be a good Pope.
Bobby Bones
Well, what I would say is they probably say a little something to their people before they go in. Like, this is gonna be my. And those people talk. But. Yeah. No, no speeches outwardly. But, yeah. I mean, it's. It's kind of like it's an election. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because they do have allies when they go in, and sometimes the allies are just based on where they're from.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Which is why Europe, a lot of times wins, so. But Conclave is framed as voting and seeking God's will. American elections are about people's will, and let me tell you, two different things.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
People around here. That will is a little different than what God's will is.
Lunchbox
Hey, that movie Conclave, though, like, really helped me understand everything you're talking about there.
Bobby Bones
There's a couple good documentaries to watch, too, that I'd have seen before Conclave, where I learned about the smoke and the voting and stuff like that. But Conclusive's fun because it has John Lithgow. Yeah, right. That guy's awesome, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's awesome.
Bobby Bones
I mean, he's like an American treasure as an actor in the Hendersons.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Third Rock from the Sun. The bad guy on the Dexter. He was the greatest villain on Dexter. He was in the Old Man. We talked about John Lithgow. Real American Treasure. I hope he wins.
Lunchbox
Wins what?
Bobby Bones
The Pope. Out of nowhere, all of a sudden, John Lithgow. So, yeah, conclave starts on May 7th. Sorry, Cardinal Wilson. You're gonna be rooming with Cardinal Lunchbox.
Eddie
Oh, crap.
Bobby Bones
It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Eddie
William Duke was working his shift in hurricane West Virginia at the Walmart, putting things on shelves, when all of a sudden, ah, heart attack, goes into cardiac arrest, falls down on the floor. They call over the pa and luckily one of his co workers, Christina, had CPR training. She runs to the aisle, starts CPR until paramedics arrive. And they said, without Christina, William wouldn't be here with it today.
Bobby Bones
Or were you gonna say he wouldn't be here? What?
Eddie
Without her? But I just said, he wouldn't be here today.
Bobby Bones
The crying pied through you.
Eddie
Yeah, I got choked up. But I mean, Christina, she was like, I've never used my CPR training before. Here's my first try. Let's go.
Bobby Bones
The commitment to put your mouth on somebody else's mouth.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You gotta really go. All right. We feel like we wouldn't do this, right? Yeah. All right. Yeah. It's a good story. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Time for the morning corny. The morning Corny.
Amy
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Bobby Bones
A belt made of watches.
Amy
A waste of time.
Bobby Bones
A waste of time. That was the morning corny. I want to play a clip of a song. You've all heard it many times. It's by the band Simasonic called Closing Time. Closing time. Time to close the closes and close up and close. You know that song, right?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So the lead singer of Simasonic, Dan Wilson, is on the Bobby cast today. And he's not only the lead singer of Cine Sonic, but he's written Adele hits, Chris Stapleton, Grammys, Dirks, Bentley. Like, he's massive. Doesn't live here, lives in la. So I waited for him to come here. What do you think Closing Time's about, Amy?
Amy
Party's over.
Bobby Bones
Bar's closing.
Lunchbox
Right. Well, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Amy
No, Closing Time. Last call for alcohol.
Bobby Bones
Finish your whiskey or beer. Yeah, so kind of. And he never really told the real story about it, but here he is talking about what it means.
Raymundo
When I was writing Closing Time, I actually thought I was writing a straightforward song about halfway through. I thought, well, this is literally just about who are we gonna hook up with? At the end of the night when they turn on the lights. At the same time, my wife and I were expecting our first child. And so I was thinking about fatherhood. I was thinking about birth. I was thinking about that a lot. And halfway through the song, I was just like, oh my gosh, this could totally be about being born. This could totally be about getting bounced from the womb. At that point, I didn't change any of the words. Just all the words. Open all the doors and let you out into the world. Turn all the lights on over every boy and every girl. Like there's certain things about it. Boy and girl, like these are. This is about a bar. Why are these boys and girls? You know, but it's because it's about little baby boys and baby girls. Also, one last call for alcohol. Finish your whiskey and beer. That seems like straightforwardly bar time related, but it's also about being cut off from the umbilical cord. You can't have this anymore. You know, you. Once I realized that, I was laughing and laughing and I was like, everyone's gonna laugh so hard. This is. This is gonna be really funny. So I finished the song and then no one got it. My band didn't get it.
Bobby Bones
Which part didn't they get? The double meaning or the birth or the bar?
Raymundo
They just thought it was bar time. Only no one ever said it's about someone being born. And I just made a funny decision not to really talk about the double meaning. And then I got one email from a 16 year old girl in Utah after the song became really big. And she said, dude, Ann Wilson, I have a theory about your song Closing Time. And I know it's pretty crazy and if I'm wrong, just forgive me, but it sounds to me like it's about someone being born.
Bobby Bones
No way. Yeah.
Raymundo
One person. I was so overjoyed, like, okay, somebody got it. Then I just let it lie for about 15 years and then I just started talking about it.
Bobby Bones
How about that?
Amy
Nice.
Lunchbox
A 16 year old girl.
Bobby Bones
One person that asked me, I'm gonna.
Amy
Have to listen to that whole song now.
Lunchbox
Oh, when you do?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I thought you say listen to the podcast. No, just to the song. Okay.
Lunchbox
This is crazy. There's too many.
Bobby Bones
Check out the Bobby cast. It's a full hour with him again. He wrote. Did he write. Never mind, I did. Someone like. Yeah, Adele. Nothing but the best for you. Yeah. Oh, he's so much so. Yeah, it's really cool. Check out the Bobby cast. Next week, an hour with Eric Church.
Lunchbox
Wow, you're On a roll.
Bobby Bones
On a roll. He came over the house for an hour. Hey, Bobby. Hey, Eric.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's like, springsteen's got the whole meaning.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna talk about something here. Give her a song. I drink a little drink smoke a little smoke. It's about coming out of the. All right, check it out, Bones. We were talking about things that, looking back, we wish we wouldn't have bought because they were a waste of money. And I said, I bought the apple glasses. Where you get waste of money. Then Lunchbox comes out and goes, engagement ring. We were like, wow, tell us more. And it wasn't that you don't want to be engaged, right? Or married or, you know.
Eddie
Yeah, it's not that I don't love my wife and she's not cool and everything. It's just that you spend all this money on an engagement ring, and then she doesn't wear it that often.
Bobby Bones
So I said, hey, why do you have that conversation with her but secretly record it? So this is Lunchbox talking to your wife. Where are you in that? You at the house?
Eddie
So no. Yeah, we're laying in bed.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. He's gonna do his voice.
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
He's gonna do his voice. Hey, hey, hey.
Eddie
No, it's pillow talk. Yeah, you know, I mean, I slid the phone under the blanket, you know, and then I'm just under the sheet, and then she's just sitting there and she's on one side and I'm on one side. We're looking at each other and then I just kind of bring it up.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go.
Eddie
Do you regret that engagement ring?
Bobby Bones
No, I love it.
Eddie
But you don't wear it every day and all the time, and you wear it like maybe once, twice a week. Correct.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
But I love it.
Bobby Bones
But I don't wear it. Cuz I'm, like, washing dishes, I'm taking care of kids. It's like, I just don't. I take it off when I'm, like, doing stuff around the house.
Eddie
Just think about it. Like, what if we traded it in?
Bobby Bones
No, stop. No, I love it.
Eddie
Got a smaller one.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
And then you could get that dishwasher you've been dreaming about.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
No, I love my ring.
Eddie
So you're still satisfied with it and you don't think I'm. You think I'm crazy for regretting? You don't agree with me?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't.
Eddie
Okay, let's make out. No, I'm naked right now.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's turn that off. So your Thoughts?
Eddie
I still think she's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Means a lot to her.
Eddie
Yeah, it means a lot to her. She loves it. But I mean, great. But it's a waste of money if you don't wear it and you don't show it off. And like I, I don't know, I. I feel like when you look back on it, it's like, wow.
Bobby Bones
Would you have bought a cheaper one? If you could talk to yourself right now and you could go back and tell you those years ago, would you say, hey, really don't splurge?
Eddie
Well, I see, here's the problem. I wasn't there when she picked it out. She picked it out and it was. I didn't know what I was going into. And I walked into the ring store, I walked in and they already had which one she had picked out. So I was like, man, but what.
Bobby Bones
Advice would you give yourself then knowing all that was going to happen?
Eddie
I would say, hey, listen, you're not going to wear this very often. So when you go into that ring store to pick something out, why don't you go a little lower than what you went.
Bobby Bones
Well, she hadn't gone yet.
Eddie
Then I'd go lower than what I would have.
Bobby Bones
Would you give her like a budget?
Eddie
Yeah, to give her a. What do you call them?
Bobby Bones
Ceiling.
Eddie
Plateau.
Lunchbox
Cap.
Amy
A plateau.
Eddie
And that would it like a plateau.
Amy
Stall out.
Bobby Bones
We can go to a ceiling. Yeah, ceiling.
Eddie
There you go. And be like, hey, why don't we do that instead of. Cuz, you know, if we go over it, let's. What are the odds you're really going to wear it that often?
Bobby Bones
Well, no, I, I wear it all the time.
Eddie
Are you sure? Cuz kids, you know what I mean, you lose.
Amy
Speaking of kids, we get to pass it down to them. It's something special. It's a family airline.
Lunchbox
That's true.
Eddie
No, no. Kids don't care about the engagement.
Amy
Yeah, they do when they're older.
Eddie
Really? You think my kids are gonna care about a stupid engagement?
Bobby Bones
Wouldn't you have loved, have been able to have a ring handed down to you so you wouldn't have to pay for a ring?
Amy
Bingo.
Bobby Bones
Now see, now you're talking.
Eddie
But then, but to pass along, get to be dead.
Amy
No, you don't.
Eddie
I mean, you don't have to love that ring. You know what I mean?
Bobby Bones
You want to wear it, you don't have to.
Amy
You don't have to be dead.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so your wife loves it and that should be enough.
Eddie
All right, I guess that's enough. So we're not getting rid of it, but that is.
Bobby Bones
We never thought you were getting rid of it, by the way.
Eddie
Yeah, but that is what I regret.
Bobby Bones
Buying still, even after that talk.
Eddie
Still, I'm glad she loves it, but she'd love something cheaper, I guarantee. Ain't about the ring, guys.
Lunchbox
He guarantees.
Bobby Bones
He guarantees.
Lunchbox
Can we never go back into the bedroom again? Like, please? I didn't want to be in there.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Bones, you need a real ID by May 7th.
Amy
So they say.
Bobby Bones
So the White House is signaling they are not extending the real ID deadline. Oh. Kentucky lawmakers sent a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem asking for a delay of real ID enforcement, citing a couple things, but one of them, the really long lines at the offices that they can't get everybody in in time. They say all states will need to comply by May 7. Real ID is an enhanced security driver's license that will need to be to get on any flight. Many states are seeing long lines. That's from Fox News. It is going to be nightmare. But they're gonna have to actually enforce it at some point. But the original real ID was, like, 10 years ago. And it's not like there have been a bunch of terrorist attacks. They're gonna have to enforce it at some point. I'm still betting money that there's no way that on May 7th that they're gonna be able to go, all right, nobody can get on a flight now. If you don't have a real id.
Lunchbox
They'Re gonna punt again.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that. But so quick. So what I would do if I were them, this is how I strategically do it. I would keep saying this until May 6th and make all those people get them. And so then a large percentage of them.
Lunchbox
Oh, like when you tell your wife, like, the party's at 8 when it's really at 9, just so we're not late.
Bobby Bones
But then you extend it again. Yeah. Because I would say, no, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. Make everybody. Many people get it as possible. And then I would extend it again, but I don't know how. They're gonna walk into the airport, sagebrush blowing across.
Lunchbox
No one's flying.
Bobby Bones
Who's got a real id? I don't have a real id, man.
Lunchbox
I was flying to Dallas, and, oh, TSA was just so annoying about it, because when I got. When I was flying out of Nashville, I show my ID, and they're like, you know, you need a real ID, right? Like, you're gonna need this by May 7th. I'm like, got it. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Eddie
I already.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know. Thank you. Thank you. When I get to Dallas, like, oh, your id. You know you need a real id, right? I'm like, guys, I know I need a real id. I. I'm.
Bobby Bones
There's no way you yelled at them. They would put you in the room.
Lunchbox
I did say, I know.
Amy
You said it like that.
Eddie
I did.
Lunchbox
I said, I know.
Amy
I said like, he's more like, I know, I know.
Bobby Bones
Guys.
Lunchbox
I was at dinner with my brother in law, he works for the FBI. And he. And I was making the joke with like, dude, check out my id. Look at my picture. He goes, you know, you need a real ID right away from it.
Bobby Bones
And if you don't have a real id, you can use a passport. But you don't have a passport. I don't have that either.
Lunchbox
And we're in trouble because I started looking at smaller towns around Nashville. There is dude that even two hours away. There are no appointments. I might have to go to Memphis.
Amy
Have you gone online to.
Bobby Bones
Memphis is a city too. That's going to have people. You're going to another big city. That's not what to do.
Lunchbox
That's not the move in trouble.
Amy
You can put a bunch of paperwork online to get pre approved. I did that last week. I saw my have heard back from them. They said for me to wait five business days.
Bobby Bones
Scammed. That wasn't real. If we know Amy.
Amy
Yeah, it was just a quip form and all I had to upload was my Social Security.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Stuff. My passport, a bill, like a. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That'S what they want.
Lunchbox
Your bank account.
Amy
I did all that.
Bobby Bones
And the guy said he used to run a Nigerian. Be a Nigerian prince, whatever.
Amy
It was legit. Oh, I had to also include my pay stuff.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy. And he said, do not be scared.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Don't be afraid. So, okay, the update is you gotta have this thing. If Today is the 30th and this month only has 30 days, it's next week.
Amy
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
And like summer vacations coming up, guys. So if anybody wants to fly, you're not going.
Eddie
Oh.
Amy
Unless you have a passport.
Bobby Bones
So you don't even have an appointment though?
Lunchbox
No, the nearest appointment is July. I'm telling you. Even for the real id.
Bobby Bones
Passport for real id.
Lunchbox
Real id. Unless I go to Memphis.
Bobby Bones
What about fake id? I haven't asked. Okay, so that's the update. This is us doing the news. Let's all just hope and pray that they extend it. Bones.
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Amy
All right, sweetie pie, buckle up. Good job.
Caller
Or ring the bell on their bike.
Amy
Okay, kid, give it a try.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Caller
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Amy
Knees, too. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Amy
There you go.
Caller
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Bobby Bones
Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is?
Lunchbox
This is the Bobby Bone Show.
Bobby Bones
This couple bought a new house, and tucked into one of the cabinets, there was a note that said, don't look under the floor. Now, Amy.
Amy
Oh, my gosh, is there a body?
Bobby Bones
And it says their new home. So I don't know if it was a new. New home. I think it was a home that they bought new for themselves. So it says, don't look under the floor. I don't know. What would you do if you saw a note in a house you just bought that said, don't look under the floor?
Amy
Well, I'd want to look under the floor.
Bobby Bones
Would you?
Amy
Well, not until I called a lot of people to be with me. Just in case.
Bobby Bones
You may have to tear some of the floor up. You may have to go into the floor.
Amy
Yeah, I guess I would have to figure that part out. Like, because. Do they mean, is there a crawl space? Or how do you look under the floor? I don't know. This is freaking me out, though. I'd move already.
Bobby Bones
I would think it were a joke. It's like when someone. I saw a thing the other day where these people were tearing apart their bathroom and they took off the drywall and there was like a skeleton, like a fake one in there that the person had done when they had built the wall the last time for someone to find. At some point, I feel like this is. That I'm not sure, but if I didn't want anyone to look under the floor, I wouldn't put a note that said, don't look under the floor, because that would make them look under the floor. You know, there was more to the note. It said, don't look under the floor. And then there were 14 numbers. A 14 digit number right beside it.
Amy
So is there a safe?
Bobby Bones
So that's been a question. They attempted various methods to decode the number. They divided it by their unit number, their zip code, the year the house was built, nothing. Then they went, like everybody else does, to Reddit and people are speculating the number could be anything from a library card to GPS coordinates or a hidden safe combination. But they haven't found a safe. They found nothing under the floor. It's from the New York Post. Would you be more freaked out or would you be more. Ah, that's got to be a joke.
Amy
I mean like, why are the. Why are these past the people that lived here before, why are they messing with me? So. But I'm still going to be freaked out.
Bobby Bones
I don't like it unless it starts to smell bad. I think I'm okay. I think they're just messing with me. Yeah, that's a weird. I wouldn't do that though. Like that's not cool. That's funny. It's funny, but it's not that cool because. Because you have the people, they're going to be at least semi concerned and they're probably going to have to spend money now to go in under the floor to make sure there's nothing under there.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I used to crawl underneath crawl spaces when I was younger because back in the day for everybody doesn't know, WI Fi, Bluetooth, that really didn't exist everywhere all the time. So you'd have to run cables and so you drill a hole in the floor. All right. And I would go in crawl spaces where I'm talking about as I'm crawling, the wood would be touching my back like I'm. And I'd have to go deep under the house and you grab the wire and then you gotta crawl to the other part of the crawl space where the wood and sometimes the ground would come up a little bit and you're like, one false move, I'm stuck. But you got to make your six bucks an hour. And then you'd have to crawl to another part of the house and push the line up through the other hole that was drilled that would connect the wires. I wish I wouldn't have done that job.
Amy
But somebody always knew you were under there, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I wasn't doing it rogue. Okay. I wasn't just like moving wires.
Amy
But I mean like you had a partner or like co work because like if you did get stuck then.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I had like a, a buddy outside like with a flashlight trying to show me where it was.
Amy
So like. Yeah, but it wouldn't rotten die.
Bobby Bones
It could have been a kid who was running wires who got stuck a long time ago. And they're like, don't, don't look under the floor. You're gonna find them. Yeah, that's creepy. It's funny, but it's funny if it's a joke.
Amy
Kinda, but not. Yeah, well, they better update us. That's all I'm saying. I don't know these people, but I'm gonna need it.
Bobby Bones
The problem too, I'm thinking about this. The problem too is whoever wrote that note, we know who they are. If there's a dead body, we can go track them down. They're the last owners of the house. Unless it was somebody who did some work on the house after. See, that's kind of funny too.
Amy
But then you're gonna see it makes.
Bobby Bones
The news and you're like, oh, that was just a funny joke. And now it's making the news.
Amy
Well, you get a handwriter, like, analysis of the handwriting.
Bobby Bones
See, now we're spending money on other crap. Bones. A seven year old took a car for a joyride with his younger sister. Wanted to go to McDonald's. I felt that. Who doesn't want to be like I felt that? I know, I know. Ogden police responded to a report about 8am on Sunday of a reckless driver who was not staying in one lane. Yeah, I think even when I was I 7, 8, even 12, you fake drive by doing your steering wheel back and forth. That's how you do fake driving. So that's what I would do if I got into a car and didn't know. You just do your steering wheel, steering wheel, back and forth. The police said the driver also appeared to be small. Turns out it was a young child. The vehicle traveled through multiple jurisdictions before Ogden police received the reckless driving complaint. When officers located the vehicle, they attempted the traffic stop, but the driver did not yield. Yeah, he's a kid. He didn't know what that meant.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
He was like, ooh, lights.
Bobby Bones
Police said given the totality of the circumstances, including the suspected age of the driver, officers deactivated their emergency equipment and chose not to pursue. They located the car, which had hit a parking strip. They had to spike the kid. Dang, this is scary. He's full. Duke's a hazard, man. He discovered the driver was a seven year old boy accompanied by his five year old sister from ksl. On the serious part. So lucky that nobody died or got seriously hurt or that the kid didn't crash into a pole or crash into somebody else. Now, because that didn't happen, it does give us permission to laugh a little bit.
Lunchbox
Hilarious.
Bobby Bones
Because that's funny. You see the top of a head and that's all like you see the steering wheel, you think it's One of those self driving cars. But it's like an 88 Buick. You're like what? That, that shouldn't matter. They can't self drive. But it's a seven year old.
Amy
Yeah. I'm still perplexed on how I even reach the pedal. It had to be standing up probably.
Bobby Bones
I would think you have your sister do the gas and the brake down below at 5 and then you do the steering wheel.
Amy
Were they buckled?
Bobby Bones
It doesn't say much about their safety precautions.
Lunchbox
Sometimes the car just moves without you pushing the gas pedal, right?
Bobby Bones
Only if it's downhill.
Amy
Yeah, yeah. Not through multiple jurisdictions.
Bobby Bones
The boys in hazard county were 7 and 5. A model noticed a weird smell in her hotel room. And so she's like, what is happening? And so she goes in, she picked this hotel room and she picked this hotel because she said it looked legit. She had the key card. She got into the room. Day one, everything was fine, but things started to smell a little bad. She came back after sightseeing around 7:30pm she unlocked her room, she took off her clothes, laid down on the bed and it was like, man, the smell just got stronger. At first I thought it was coming from my hair or the bed sheets. Then I realized it was from under the bed. So she looked under the bed and she saw a pair of eyes staring back at her.
Amy
No. Oh my God, there's a dead body.
Bobby Bones
No, if the eyes are staring, they're alive.
Lunchbox
No, no, it's a live dude.
Eddie
Oh, that was dead too, Amy.
Bobby Bones
But yeah, that pair of. You think that.
Amy
I thought your eyes can be open when you're dead.
Bobby Bones
Not me.
Eddie
I have no idea. I don't see that many dead.
Bobby Bones
Close my eyes. So I saw a man under the bed. I started to scream, climbed out from under the bed and stared at me for three seconds. The intruder then screamed and ran out of the room. She yelled for staff, police came, but I didn't say they caught him or anything.
Lunchbox
They both screamed. So she screamed.
Bobby Bones
New York Post. I wonder if it's just a dead body laying there. If the eyes are open or closed. And also if the eyes are going to be staring at her, that means the body would be dead. A specific way looking exactly a certain direction. Yeah, I know. A tongue. The tongue comes out.
Lunchbox
They do say that.
Bobby Bones
Well if you kill a deer, that's how I knew just hunting my whole life. When a deer's dead, their tongue right to the side. Cuz they're not. Their muscles aren't having to hold that anymore. So it's like this?
Amy
Yeah, I'm not really sure. I just thought, like, the smell kept getting stronger and stronger. Like what?
Bobby Bones
What the guy was smelling and she was in the bed and he was under the bed.
Amy
Okay, gotcha.
Bobby Bones
Who knows what he was doing? I know if I was a creep, what I'd be doing, but I'm not a creep, so you know what I mean. If you want to lose weight, experts say to face your credit card debt. Financial counselors have noticed there's a connection between excess weight and debt. It has to do with the shame of living a financial lie. You're keeping a secret. So you tend to hold on to everything else, including extra weight. And you eat in private and you don't socialize as much. Once you tell people about debt, you release the fear and shame, and the weight tends to go down because you're ready to take it head on. That's from Glamour.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
Or you can just listen to that tone for 20 seconds. Yeah, for 20 minutes.
Bobby Bones
Eddie's trying to lose weight by listening to a tone.
Lunchbox
We're doing it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I feel skinny now.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we're losing weight, guys.
Bobby Bones
14 megahertz. You listen to that for 20 minutes a day, you walk around, and apparently it promotes weight loss. So Eddie's been doing it all week. Monday will weigh you.
Lunchbox
The more I'm thinking about it, the walking around for 20 minutes probably is why I'm losing weight.
Bobby Bones
Could be. But also, I would say if you're doing nothing different, 20 minutes of walking really isn't going to shift a whole lot.
Lunchbox
Okay. Yeah, possibly.
Bobby Bones
If they said three hours a day walking and listen to the tone, I would agree with that. Happy marriage secret. Ask one simple question. Experts say make it a habit to ask anything new every morning or evening. According to psychologists, sharing the details of the day allows couples to feel connected. That's from Psychology Today. If my wife said anything new, I would just say, no. But if she said, hey, tell me one thing specific about today, then I would actually give an answer. The more specific you can be. It doesn't have to be in marriage, in any sort of relationship, or in any sort of interview, in any sort of wanting to actually hear specifics from a person. You have to be specific with your question. So anything new? I would say, hey, tell me one thing that happened today that I don't know about, and that's when you get something.
Amy
So tell us one thing that happened to you that we don't know about from when?
Bobby Bones
The days. I've been here with you all day. Okay. Good question.
Amy
What happened today that we don't know about?
Bobby Bones
I think Stanley's been having a lot of trouble with his health, and I think he has a hemorrhoid. I was wiping his butt this morning because he's been so sick, and, yeah, I get in there, and I think he has a hemorrhoid, and he's. He has no energy. He feels sad all the time. And so we hang out in the morning before I come to work. He's on a bunch of medication. We're trying to figure it out. They're gonna have to come cut a part of his stomach, like his lining, out a little bit just to send it in, test it.
Amy
Another surgery?
Bobby Bones
Well, yes, it's going to be invasive to cut a piece of it out, and they have to send it in. They did blood work on him. They're doing it again. He ain't the same right now. It sucks. It, like, breaks my heart because.
Amy
How old is he now?
Bobby Bones
Five.
Amy
He's only five.
Bobby Bones
Why does he look a lot older? Rude. Yeah.
Amy
No, no. I feel like you've had him longer, but I guess that makes sense. I wasn't referring to him looking older.
Bobby Bones
Hope he's not listening. Just felt really be hurt by this conversation.
Amy
I felt like Stanley'd been around longer. Like, I feel like you put out your Stanley's first day of school five.
Bobby Bones
Years ago, maybe two. But, yeah, I hear you.
Amy
Really.
Bobby Bones
It was a long time here with you too. Now she's insulting me. She goes up. Feels like five. Yeah. No. Anyway, he's not doing great. It sucks. It really is really, really bothersome. Eddie was at the house yesterday, and he saw Stanley's bullet holes on the side, and they're not really bullet holes, but he had these blisters that came up on them, and. And now that they've healed, the hair won't grow back on those spots, so they look like little bullet holes.
Lunchbox
I didn't know exactly what you're talking about when you were telling us, and then when I saw it, like, wow, buddy, you really do look like you have bullet holes.
Bobby Bones
We were working out outside yesterday, and he was out there with us, just laying there. Like, bulldogs usually sleep, and they like to sleep, and they take a lot of time resting, but he just wants to be near because he feels uncomfortable all the time.
Amy
Yeah, I saw y'all starting your workout yesterday, and I wanted to stay and take video of y'all, but I had to go.
Bobby Bones
Why would you want to take video? You'd only take video to do two Things show people how cool it is or how uncool it is. Right. Like, you don't do it because it just looks normal and average. Yeah. So what was your intention?
Lunchbox
What were we doing?
Amy
Well, y'all, I couldn't stay. I had to go.
Bobby Bones
What were we doing that made you want. Amy was at the house yesterday.
Amy
Workout videos before. And we don't have any full workout videos.
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Amy
I've seen some.
Lunchbox
Jillian Michaels.
Amy
I've seen some that Kayl has shown me from the.
Bobby Bones
Why is she showing?
Amy
No, because y'all do these jumps and you wear your little gloves and.
Bobby Bones
But we have the gloves because we're about to. Look at my hands. I have very sensitive hands. Yes. So I wear gloves. Yeah. I have sensitive hands.
Amy
I know, but I wear gloves for.
Bobby Bones
Later, not for the jumping we do at the beginning to warm up.
Amy
So why do you think I want to take video? See the sensitive hands?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
To make fun of you.
Amy
Yes, to make fun of you. It's fun.
Bobby Bones
We were outside walking with a ball that weighs 100 pounds back and forth.
Amy
And that would have been fun to video.
Lunchbox
You didn't see that.
Bobby Bones
You didn't see that.
Amy
Like, you're waddling with your ball.
Bobby Bones
What's wrong with you right now? Why are you being a hater? We're trying to improve our health and our bodies.
Amy
I'm not like that.
Bobby Bones
Sound like something you talk about on feeling things.
Amy
You're right.
Bobby Bones
Now you know what I'm feeling like crap.
Amy
Your workouts. I think it's cute. Y'all do it with your.
Bobby Bones
It's cute.
Lunchbox
It's awesome is what it is.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You pay money, do face exercises.
Amy
No, I. No, I bought a membership and I've canceled it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you did for face exercises.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right. Anyway, and you. If.
Amy
If I were doing them, you would probably feel me from the side and make fun of me.
Bobby Bones
Fun of you. Anyway. But that's.
Amy
Especially when I put my face fitness rubber gloves on and stick my finger up my nose to massage the inside.
Eddie
Oh, that's true.
Bobby Bones
That's psychotic. Yeah, that's.
Amy
Well, there's. There's little. There's some. There's little tiny muscles in there that you need to relax.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Amy's. I've been, like, taking shots.
Amy
Just being fun. You say all the time we're just friends and make fun of each other.
Bobby Bones
A woman who maybe was filming only fans at work. She's a nurse.
Amy
Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I don't know if you saw this.
Amy
But is she on a break?
Eddie
Though it's a great point. Is she off the clock?
Lunchbox
Doesn't matter. Where's she doing at the doctor's office or hospital?
Amy
A patient room or a bathroom?
Bobby Bones
In the. In the room in the area. Not in the bathroom. I. I don't want to see in the bathroom.
Amy
Well, I don't know what she's doing.
Bobby Bones
If you're like in your scrubs and you have like the nurse stuff behind you, like if that was your thing. Okay, but if you're in your scrubs but you're in the bathroom, who'd want to pay for that? You can do that at home. Yeah. Anyway, we're out of time. Okay, thank you. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bobby bone show bonehead story of the day.
Eddie
This story comes us from Panama City Beach, Florida. A woman was sad her ex boyfriend got married. And she's like, how can I get back at him?
Bobby Bones
She wants to get back at him. Just forgetting. Okay, got it. Jealous.
Eddie
Yeah. She went online, bought a uniform that said ice and went and kidnapped his new wife.
Amy
What? Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
A lot of things to unpack. First of all, you can just go get an ICE Halloween costume.
Lunchbox
Uh huh. Where do you find that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's like, that's kind of weird.
Amy
And then what, she was just gonna deport her?
Bobby Bones
Well, no, I think just probably scare.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And also ruin the wedding day. But.
Amy
Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Was she Hispanic? European? Was she something that wasn't supposed to be here? But why?
Eddie
Do you know?
Bobby Bones
Was she an ethnicity? She probably was.
Eddie
I believe she was Hispanic.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So legal. But also. Oh, that sucks. And so did they not notice it was her coming to kidnap? Like, I wonder if her ex boyfriend's like, that's not an ICE worker. That's my ex girlfriend.
Eddie
Right.
Lunchbox
You see the uniform, but then you see the face, you're like, come on.
Bobby Bones
So.
Eddie
But he, she did it when the boyfriend. The boyfriend wasn't around. So this woman does it.
Bobby Bones
No, it wasn't like at the altar or anyway. No, no, no, no. Because that had been baller at the altar. I'm looking at the ice costume you can buy. But also it looks like you're just like an ice bagger, not an ice go getter.
Lunchbox
Like making a bag of ice.
Bobby Bones
So how far does she go with the kidnapping?
Eddie
She took her away and the victim became suspicious when they didn't go to the police station and she was able to call for help.
Bobby Bones
They let her keep her cell phone. This ICE worker, not trained. And I That's wild. Because she has to go to jail. Kidnapping is, like, a big one.
Eddie
I have a real deal.
Bobby Bones
That's a real big even.
Amy
And impersonating an officer.
Bobby Bones
Oh, but I saw. You could just say no. I was.
Lunchbox
I thought I was making ice.
Bobby Bones
Making ice. Kidnapping, though, if you, like, just hold someone in a room for a while. Because kidnapping, we think snatching a kid off the street, but any sort of keeping someone from somewhere when they don't want to be there, that's a real. That's a. That's a felony. Not that I know.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, how do you know, Man?
Bobby Bones
All right. There you go.
Eddie
Yeah. Women are crazy.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's that. And, I mean, that woman's crazy, but not all women.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
The question is, should I be on crutches? And I'm not somebody who's a guy who always wants sympathy. I want attention. That's what I do. But I don't need sympathy. But I want you to listen to the story before you judge me. On the bottom of my foot, I have a big cut, and the more I walk on my foot, one, it hurts, and two, the cut won't heal. And I've even put a bandage on it. So the question is, do I need to be. Well, I could go wheelchair.
Lunchbox
No, that's too much.
Bobby Bones
Is it, though? I could go wheelchair. I could go crutches. I could go cane, but cane doesn't matter because my foot still has to hit. Now, if the cut was on top of my foot, I don't think I would need crutches. But it's on the bottom, therefore, it feels like it's not healing because it continues to push. So. Because it does sound ridiculous. Do I need crutches? Amy? Do I need crutches?
Amy
Well, I think depending on the severity of the wound.
Bobby Bones
So severe.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
That's what it feels like.
Amy
Well, then, yeah. I think if you can take pressure off of that and not make it worse. I feel like every time you walk, you're making the wound potentially worse. Go for it.
Bobby Bones
Is it dramatic?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
But is it needed?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
How did you cut it?
Bobby Bones
Walking barefoot. I have very sensitive feet. I was walking barefoot in the backyard, and I think a rock jumped up and got me. Cut the bottom of my foot. I was like, ow. I was out with the dog, and so, yeah, I feel like I gotta go get some crutches.
Lunchbox
Dude, that sounds serious.
Amy
I mean, probably just one crutch.
Bobby Bones
No, no. If you're gonna go, you gotta go all in. I'm not even against a wheelchair. I'll be honest with you.
Lunchbox
Who's gonna push you, though?
Bobby Bones
I don't need it. My arms, still, they're very strong. So I'm just coming to you guys going, I might be on crutches soon. I don't want any judgment because I'm just trying to heal my foot.
Amy
No judgment.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's not true.
Lunchbox
But when people ask, like, what's up with the crutches? You got to tell them, like, I.
Amy
Cut my foot on a rock.
Bobby Bones
Big cut, injured my foot.
Lunchbox
Oh, you're not gonna say the cut?
Bobby Bones
No, I mean, if they want to get granular with it. Well, actually, it's okay. So that's what's up. You ever have crutches in school and think it was cool?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Were you ever jealous of somebody who's on crutches?
Amy
Always. I wanted crutches so bad.
Bobby Bones
Oh, really?
Amy
Yeah. I've never broken anything. Told you all that.
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Amy
I mean, it starts, I think one time I sprained an ankle, and somehow I maybe had a crutch, but I didn't really need it.
Bobby Bones
But did you go to school?
Amy
Wrap it.
Bobby Bones
So you just wanted the attention? I don't want attention, guys. I'd rather you not even bring it up when I'm here.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Don't even bring it. Ignore it. I'm just in here trying to heal my foot. Yeah, okay.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And did you go to school on crutches?
Amy
No, I think we just, like, had a crutch around the house. But I'm not taking school. I just wanted them.
Bobby Bones
You ever do crutches? Lunchbox?
Eddie
Never crutches. But I think you should get a handicap sign for this.
Bobby Bones
A sign? You mean a sticker?
Eddie
Whatever. The thing that goes on.
Bobby Bones
I steal a sign from the placard thing.
Eddie
Isn't that a sign? That way you can park clothes.
Bobby Bones
You gotta fill that out. Eddie, ever been on crutches?
Lunchbox
No, man, I've been. I mean, I hadn't even broken a bone until I broke my foot and then my arm. All in a matter of time.
Amy
You can't say that once you've broken two bones. You can't be like, I've never even broken a bone.
Lunchbox
No, I had it. I had it until I said I'd never broken a bone. And then I broke it twice in two years.
Bobby Bones
I broke it. A bunch of fingers and I wasn't even crutches. In. Tell me who's tough.
Lunchbox
You're tough.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so just a heads up, I might show up on crutches tomorrow. Okay, great. Hope you guys have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Mr. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Summary of "WEDS PT 1: Someone Has Personal Breaking News + Two Show Members Fight Over Work Perk + Most Famous Musicians From The United States Game" – The Bobby Bones Show
Release Date: April 30, 2025
Introduction
In this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones, alongside his vibrant co-hosts and show members—Lunchbox, Amy, Eddie, Morgan, Raymundo, Abby, and Scuba Steve—delves into a mix of entertaining games, personal anecdotes, and engaging discussions. The episode is structured around three main segments: an anonymous "spill the tea" game, a humorous dispute over CMA Fest tickets, and a trivia challenge identifying the most famous musicians from various U.S. states. Interwoven with these segments are heartwarming stories, practical advice, and plenty of laughter, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
00:11 – 05:40
The show kicks off with Bobby introducing an anonymous "spill the tea" segment—a game where one person reveals an action taken anonymously, and others guess who was responsible.
Bobby Bones (00:11): "All it says is anonymous, spill the tea. No more details. Would you hit that, Ray? Let's spill the tea. So it's somebody tattling."
Scuba Steve (00:38): "This spill the tea is a game. I'm gonna tell you what this person did and then you guess who the person is."
Scuba Steve shares a scenario where someone requested seven CMA Fest tickets, sparking a round of guesses among the hosts.
The discussion leads to playful accusations and eventual confession.
Eddie (03:28): "It was me."
Bobby Bones (02:45): "I didn't think it was. I gave you the benefit."
Eddie explains his rationale for requesting seven tickets, emphasizing his intent to bring his family and cousins along for stage introductions.
05:40 – 14:20
Following Eddie's confession, Bobby initiates a fair resolution for the ticket distribution. The hosts discuss the impracticality of Eddie’s request given the high demand and limited availability.
The consensus is to allocate two tickets each to maintain fairness, leading to a friendly competition between Lunchbox and Morgan for the remaining pair.
Bobby Bones (05:52): “Lunchbox and Morgan should compete for them.”
Morgan (06:03): "I said, I'd love five, but five doesn't work. I'll take two because I know that five is so much like I knew what I was asking for and that's..."
After some back-and-forth, Lunchbox and Morgan agree to compete, ensuring that everyone receives a fair share without overstepping.
14:20 – 22:57
The segment transitions to "Tell Me Something Good," where heartwarming and inspiring stories are shared to uplift the audience.
Amy (15:51): "Buford, the rescue dog, helped a two-year-old toddler who had wandered seven miles away and guided him back to safety."
Bobby Bones (16:32): "Buford's a hero."
This segment highlights heroic acts and the incredible bond between humans and their pets, adding a touch of positivity to the show.
22:57 – 35:44
Next up is the "Morning Corny" segment, featuring light-hearted jokes to start the day with a smile.
Bobby also introduces a musical trivia game where participants name the most famous musicians from various U.S. states, adding a competitive twist.
Amy (19:57): "Bruce Springsteen."
Lunchbox (19:38): "Elvis."
The game sees Lunchbox and Eddie taking turns, with Lunchbox often leading in the rounds, showcasing their knowledge of American music legends.
Bobby Bones (23:35): “Ray Charles.”
Eddie (23:40): "Beyoncé."
35:44 – 50:00
Bobby shifts the conversation to a pressing societal issue: the enforcement of Real ID, a more secure form of identification required for air travel.
The hosts express skepticism about the timeline, sharing personal frustrations and the logistical nightmare posed by appointment shortages.
Lunchbox (48:43): "They're gonna punt again."
Amy (50:10): "I saw my... I saw my... Feeedback"
The discussion offers relatable insights for listeners grappling with similar challenges, emphasizing the show's commitment to addressing relevant topics.
50:00 – 66:00
The episode incorporates listener-submitted stories, blending humor with lessons learned.
The hosts dissect these stories with a mix of amusement and concern, reflecting on the bizarre and unexpected scenarios listeners encounter.
66:00 – 72:53
Bobby opens up about a personal injury—a cut on his foot—leading to a humorous yet sincere discussion about needing crutches.
Bobby Bones (69:37): "Do I need crutches? Well, I could go wheelchair."
Amy (70:09): "Yes, if you can take pressure off of that and not make it worse."
The conversation remains light-hearted as the hosts joke about Bobby's predicament while offering supportive advice.
72:53 – End
As the episode nears its end, Bobby continues with more listener stories, including a tale of a seven-year-old taking a car for a joyride and a woman impersonating an ICE officer to kidnap her ex-boyfriend’s new wife.
The hosts wrap up with final jokes and a playful interaction, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and camaraderie.
Bobby Bones (71:02): "You got to tell them, like, I cut my foot on a rock."
Lunchbox (71:55): "Oh, you're on crutches, man."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Bobby Bones (00:11): "All it says is anonymous, spill the tea. No more details."
Eddie (03:31): “They asked us to do stage introductions on that Thursday night and they said, how many tickets would you like? Well, my cousin and his wife and kid are going to be in town... so I said, hey, seven would be great, would be ideal, but five would do because my cousin.”
Amy (40:42): "What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time."
Bobby Bones (47:49): "They're not extending the real ID deadline. They say all states will need to comply by May 7."
Eddie (67:44): "She went online, bought a uniform that said ICE and went and kidnapped his new wife."
Bobby Bones (69:37): "Do I need crutches? Well, I could go wheelchair."
Conclusion
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully intertwines humor, personal stories, and interactive segments to create an engaging and entertaining listening experience. From resolving internal disputes over event tickets to celebrating heroic animal rescues and tackling everyday challenges like Real ID compliance, Bobby and his co-hosts offer a relatable and enjoyable narrative. The blend of light-hearted banter and meaningful discussions ensures that listeners are both entertained and informed, embodying the dynamic spirit of The Bobby Bones Show.