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Bobby
This is the poppy bone. Couple things. One, this guy, he got a neck massager, started massaging his neck. He had a stroke.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby
So, yeah, it sucks. A neck massage turned into a stroke for a 26 year old computer programmer. He is a sufferer of chronic neck pain from sitting at his desk all day. And so I guess he went to a massage parlor. Sounds like a place where we get a happy ending. I'll be honest when they say parlor, but he went to a place and they were doing stuff to him, like putting a thing on. They're doing it with their hands, all of it. He felt a sharp pain, and the next day he woke up. Part of his body was numb and weak and his speech started to be slurred. And so he goes to the hospital. He had a secondary cerebral infarction. He fortunately made it to the hospital to avoid permanent damage. No paralysis, but could have been. But it was the massage either by the person or some of the stuff they were using, he thinks is the reason he had the stroke.
Amy
Hmm.
Bobby
Like, they must have been going hard. Like, that's what I'm there for. I'm always too prideful to go, oh, that's too much.
Eddie
Even though it hurts.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah. I'm always too prideful. That story's from Oddity Central. But, yeah, I feel like I don't get a lot of massages. If I do, it's because I'm injured. I'll get athletic, like body work if I'm hurt. And so if it's going. If it's hard and she's like, okay, if it's too hard, let me know. I will never let her know.
Amy
So if she's like, how's the pressure? You're always like, it's good. Or are you like.
Bobby
Well, they only ask the pressure at the very beginning. Like they do a couple and like, how's the pressure? Yeah. I never said, go, go less. I can say go harder. But it's rarely that because I'm so weak. But I. I'm not a. Oh. And what I do when it's really hard, I do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I never say, is that too much? No, no, no, you're fine. Oh, that's me.
Amy
It can hurt.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah.
Amy
That reminds me of. I have a little ball in my bag and I'm gonna put it. I've been sitting with it between my leg and. Or what's this? A hamstring. My hamstring and the seat. And I put it down and I've been doing it during the show sometimes because my hamstring hurts so bad. So sometimes if you hear me during a segment, go, yeah, don't do that then.
Bobby
Yeah, don't do it during your segment.
Lunchbox
You're not laughing at the segment. You're laughing at your ball.
Eddie
That would really throw us off.
Bobby
Yeah, don't do that during a segment.
Lunchbox
We're talking about a death. And Amy's like, I'm kidding.
Amy
I won't make that noise. But it feels. Feels that way. Like, it feels so good. But I have this one spot. See? Look this. You want to try it?
Bobby
Nah, nah, I'm good.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby
I moved on. I gotta do other stuff.
Amy
Moved on. Okay, let me get it placed just right.
Bobby
Okay.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby
So we did some of the roast stuff this morning. I was going to read the rest of the roast jokes from Chat GPT.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Bobby
That I didn't get to. And again, there were way more on me and Amy, and so I just typed into Chat GPT. Hey, roast us individually. Here are some more on me. Am I the dots Mike that I need to do? Okay. I did a bunch of this morning. Bobby's got more money than everyone in his hometown combined and still has the kind of energy a kid has to hope we get his name called for free lunch. Bobby's proof you can survive childhood trauma, build a media empire, become rich, and still have the constant vibe of a kid asking if he can have his ball back. Bobby's living proof that success doesn't heal you. It just gives you a nice. Nicer furniture to sit in as you overthink your entire existence.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Wow.
Lunchbox
That was probably the best one.
Bobby
The best ones were ones we did this morning. These are. These are leftovers.
Amy
I want to tell Chad GPT you're actively working on it.
Bobby
That's okay. It's funny.
Eddie
I know it isn't.
Bobby
ChatGPT doesn't care. It doesn't feel right.
Eddie
It's not a thing.
Amy
I know, but sometimes y'all. If y'all are in there, do you say please and thank you?
Bobby
Always.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
Yeah. Bobby has everything money can buy except the ability to take a compliment about looking like you just threatened him. Pretty funny. You want to hear Amy's. I didn't read? Amy is like a Target commercial. Wholesome, friendly, and somehow convincing you to spend way more emotional energy than you planned. Okay, that's a funny one. Amy's been working on herself for years. And honestly, it's inspiring because it proves healing is a journey with absolutely no final destination in sight.
Amy
Dang oh, my gosh. I have healed a lot.
Bobby
Don't. You're being offended by a computer here. Amy has this magical ability to bring up trauma, confusion and self doubt all while smiling like she's running for PTA president. I think I read the rest. Right, Mike, about everybody else's. Everybody else got it all the rest of them, the hardcore ones, are on the show this morning.
Eddie
This has made me think that, like, it's hard to sit there. Like, when you see celebrity roasts, it's gotta be hard to sit there and just take it.
Bobby
Oh, I would love to take it. Like, you say all that stuff about me. I think it's freaking hilarious. Cause that's like cerebral. Like you're complimenting, but then you're just ripping it all away in a different way. So, yeah, I think I would like it. Like, I would want you to go as deep and dark and as mean as you possibly could. And more the better. Like, the more you can make me feel, the more you're winning this roast. There would be no rules.
Amy
I think I could appreciate that from y'all. But a computer that you don't know. Yeah.
Eddie
Like we've never talked before.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you don't know me.
Bobby
The nurse story about all the nurses getting the brain tumors.
Eddie
Yeah. In the same floor or whatever.
Bobby
Same hospital. So I don't know if you guys have seen this. Five nurses working in the same unit at a Boston area hospital have been diagnosed with non cancerous brain tumors, prompting them and their labor union to search for answers. While the medical facility contends it's ruled out an environmental risk for workers there. But it seemed to. I'll just read the story before I go into it. It seemed to me. According to a statement that Mass General Brigham Newton Wesley hospital provided to NBC 10 Boston, the five nurses either work or have previously worked in the facility's fifth floor maternity unit. The hospital said it interviewed 11 staff members who have worked at some point on the floor. As an investigation into the nurses and their tumors, environmental assessments of the area, which began in December, found no environmental risks which could be linked to the development of a brain tumor. The hospital added. That's from the Guardian. Now, I also read another story that there were other. Other than these five that were not affected. No, no. Over the years, there were other people who had a similar situation. Can you deep dive that for me or mid dive that for me? Because there have been stories of, like, towns too.
Eddie
Yes, I remember that.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Like an elementary school or something.
Bobby
Yes.
Amy
Where Erin Brockovich.
Bobby
I'M just going to present this as this is nothing factual and I don't know anything obviously, but let's say these nurses all live within a 30 mile radius of each other. It could be they just so happen to be nurses, but that their area has been affected by whatever it is more so than the hospital. Now you're hearing it and you're going hospital. I think about when I have to get an X ray or if I hurt something or break something, and they're like, okay, get in. They walk out. Because that's a very mild amount of radiation. But over time, every day, 14 times a day, five days a week, that very mild amount of radiation could turn into significant radiation and affect it. That's immediately what I think of whenever I think of these nurses all end up with this tumor. But it's the maternity floor, right? So if it is the hospital, which they're saying it's not, like what machines.
Eddie
Are up there because tumors are tough too, right? Because like it doesn't happen overnight. Like, this is stuff that could have happened within a five year range of like exposure from some machine or whatever. I mean, it's hard to just kind of say like, no, it's not the hospital.
Bobby
Non cancerous brain tumors prompting them and their labor union to search for answers. It is a wild coincidence if it's just a coincidence. Do you see anything else? The number that I feel like I saw was like 17, but I don't know that I saw that other than it could have been nurses in the country.
Eddie
So that's bizarre.
Bobby
But even just five on that same floor, same unit, that's crazy. Like, yeah, wild coincidence. If you do see it, Mike, let me know. If not, I'll just say I read it wrong or I didn't read any. Read like two lines and come at the same. At the exact same hospital. Yeah. Or they're like a different story. I don't know. What do you see? I just remember a different one that I'm trying to find. Yeah, I don't know if you. Whatever you find. Otherwise, everything's fake. Except for that story. I like to just cover myself with that. Everything's fake. Okay. Boom. Boom. We do have to do. Mmm. I don't know what I want to do here. So we still have to punish Lunchbox. And I'm. Okay we just getting this bit over with, huh? No, you know exactly what it is.
Eddie
What is it?
Bobby
And he's the one that agreed. So it wasn't even us going, okay, let's put Lunchbox up The whole deal was he submitted himself for a game to win, and if he didn't, he'd accept a punishment. He didn't. He had to name five out of ten top celebrity couples. And we said, if you miss though, you get a punishment. And he said, okay, deal. So this wasn't us all going like, let's find something to punish Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
So, okay, I won't take a nap today. Punishment accepted.
Bobby
I've thought about this and I love the wheel. And on the wheel there are 3, 6, 9, 12 spots. And so I have some punishments we can put on the wheel. But I would also like to suggest because I feel like he's brought some pretty good. Even if it wasn't him bringing it, he's been the subject of some pretty good material. Like the listeners, the one that said, hey, I think the dude has scolipilisphalus.
Amy
Yeah, I know.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But if I wasn't brave enough to share my diagnosis of his yeast infection.
Bobby
Yeast infection. I hear you, but the syphilis.
Lunchbox
I was brave.
Bobby
Yeah.
Amy
Stop.
Eddie
So good for you, man.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby
What I would encourage us all to agree upon is we can list some of the punishments, but I think half the will should be free pass.
Eddie
Oh, no, half. Yeah. So he gets grace for his punishment.
Bobby
No, it's not grace.
Amy
Oh, it's like he earned, like.
Bobby
Well, it's a little sympathy too. Right? Like, he got rejected for a job on the air.
Eddie
Oh, it's been like that sucked like.
Bobby
The empathetic part of me like that.
Amy
Did he get rejected or redirected?
Bobby
Well, you know, he got rejected. I've never seen him get rejected harder. Actually.
Lunchbox
I got told you're not welcome here.
Bobby
He's like, sorry.
Amy
Rejecting him to something bigger.
Bobby
That's a great euphemism. But still.
Lunchbox
I don't know where you heard that crap, but that was straight up rejection.
Bobby
Yeah, it was just tough.
Eddie
I don't think one has to do with the other.
Bobby
Okay, now that's fair. If you got you, we can do a three person triangle vote here. I do feel that there's been some wonderfully provided content and not all in his doing, but some us doing to him. But still, regardless, like, he's been the center of it and I would be willing to give him a bit of grace and the punishment and put a few of the spots as just free pass.
Amy
So what, what seems.
Bobby
I'd say half the spots, but that seems too much.
Lunchbox
No, half seems about right.
Amy
What if we take a triangle per. A triangle gets a free spot Per segment, like yeast infection triangle.
Lunchbox
That one you're very confusing.
Bobby
Yeast effect doesn't count.
Amy
Why?
Bobby
Because he just had to say it. The other one that's vulnerable, he had to have to give his blood.
Eddie
He likes talking about that.
Bobby
Yeah. Like, he was, you know, he was anxious to go in and be like, I'm getting on the air with the yeast.
Amy
Pricking finger for syphilis. One triangle.
Bobby
Great.
Amy
Getting rejected publicly. One triangle.
Bobby
Even though he didn't know he was rejected, he thought, did you think you were? He thought he got it. He didn't look at it, but he sent it to Scuba thinking it was gonna be a celebration.
Lunchbox
Literally, the fact that they asked the salesperson if I'd be interested. And then she came to me and was like, hey, they want to know if you'd be interested. I'm like, okay, this is all a formality. Like, sign me up, give me a jersey, put me on the field, let me do some introducing or something.
Bobby
And he thought he was going to get it, But I agree.
Lunchbox
I told my kids I was going to get it. I was like, you're going to be able to see me on the side.
Bobby
I can do yeast infection, too. We can do three.
Amy
So three. Three triangles.
Bobby
Okay. It seems a light to me times two.
Eddie
No, but.
Lunchbox
And here. Here's the deal. I mean, would you rather not do the segment of the game? It's like, oh, anybody want a punishment if you don't win the game? Everybody else sits on their thumbs, like, no, I'm not going to do that.
Bobby
I don't understand what you're saying. Like, all that. I didn't.
Lunchbox
You didn't understand that? You said, whoever loses is going to have a punishment. These dweebs are like, I'm not playing.
Bobby
Well, it's okay. But you guys chose to not eat the marshmallows.
Lunchbox
Do we want to.
Bobby
Do.
Lunchbox
We want to just not do segments then?
Bobby
Okay, I would just fight that.
Amy
So you want the full.
Bobby
Hold on. Let me just fight his logic with something he said and he did today. He chose not to do the bit on the marshmallows.
Lunchbox
I didn't choose.
Eddie
Yes, you did.
Bobby
No, no, no. But in the same way, he's like, should we just not do it?
Lunchbox
We.
Bobby
We said, do you want to do it? He said, no. So we just didn't do the bit.
Lunchbox
I was all in until you started talking. You did medical research and, like, you.
Bobby
Know, I said, I googled it, what would happen. And you probably, okay.
Eddie
Honestly, it probably would have been bad for his yeast Infection.
Bobby
That's okay. But he made 1600 bucks and then 800 bucks.
Eddie
Yeah, favor hospital bills.
Bobby
Okay, so Amy says three squares of the 12 square.
Eddie
Will Eddie, I say no squares.
Bobby
Oh, wow. I was going to say half.
Eddie
No, keep it the way it is, man. It's a punishment.
Bobby
Then the answer is going to be three, because that's, that's the mid ground of our. All of our bases here. Amy says three. I said six. You said zero. So three is the middle. So we'll give him three squares of get out of jail free.
Amy
Three in a row or three scattered?
Eddie
No, not in a row. We're not gonna take a little segment out. Who are you?
Amy
I'm asking Bobby. Bobby's gonna decide.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like, I mean, jeez.
Bobby
It's up to lunchbox. Would you like three in a row or would you like them spread out? Because we still have to go through what the punishments may be. Because I have a list here.
Lunchbox
That's a good question. Let me hear the punishments.
Bobby
So the punishments are number one.
Lunchbox
Let me think about this.
Bobby
Truck Nuts. We're gonna order a pair of Truck Nuts from Amazon. You know, they usually hang off the back, but you're gonna have to wear them around your neck for a week.
Eddie
You would like that.
Bobby
It's only wearing. It's only wearing truck nuts for a week around your neck.
Lunchbox
You mean a day.
Bobby
No, no, I think you misheard what I said. A week.
Eddie
And this is everywhere he goes.
Bobby
No, just show when he's up here in the building. If he's in the building, he wears the Truck nuts.
Lunchbox
I was like, man, that's a long time to be walking around the city with Truck Nuts on my.
Eddie
Doesn't he already have truck nuts? What do you have?
Bobby
Those are him on his neck.
Lunchbox
No, those are in my pants.
Bobby
Yeah, those aren't called truck. That's not a truck. It's a little geometric. Okay, so that's one. Number two is puzzle in the dark. We put lunchbox in a dark room and he has to finish a 50 piece puzzle wearing only a headlamp. And he's got 50 pieces, 30 minutes to an hour, and he can't come out until he's done. And if he doesn't do that, then he has to wear the truck Nuts for a week outside of the studio.
Eddie
Ooh, I like that.
Bobby
So the Truck nuts comes back into playing that one. But if he doesn't complete the task.
Lunchbox
So we went puzzle then. So it's a double punishment?
Bobby
No, no, it's if you don't Succeed in your game, then the punishment happens.
Eddie
The puzzle's like a chance to get out of your punishment.
Bobby
Yes.
Lunchbox
Doing the puzzles a punishment?
Eddie
Nah, Puzzles are fun.
Bobby
And so what was the other one I liked here? The episode of Friends where Ross gets spray tanned four times.
Eddie
That would be hilarious.
Bobby
Where that's what we do to Lunchbox. He has to go in and get spray tanned four times on both sides. Like, four. One. One, two, two, three, three, four, four.
Eddie
And how long does that last?
Bobby
Oh, five, six days. He can't walk.
Eddie
You can't shower Amazing.
Amy
For a day.
Bobby
Yeah. 24 hours.
Amy
Or just go to sleep and then when you wake up, you can.
Lunchbox
It's gonna be all over my sheets.
Bobby
Yeah, that's what happens. But then you wash your sheets. And that would probably also give you a reason to wash your sheets. So there's that one. And then the fourth one is upper body waxing. From his belly. Well, not your head, but from your belly.
Eddie
You have to do this, dude.
Bobby
From your belly button to your chin, everything gets waxed.
Lunchbox
No, that's my armpits too. Yeah, that's extreme. Guys, this was one silly game and we were at my worst punishment.
Bobby
If it was you two, he'd be all on doing all this. Sure. Okay. Okay, hold on. Okay, there's four. You can eliminate one of them, the waxing. Okay, so that one's eliminated for sure. The other three will be on the wheel and we'll end up doing this on the show tomorrow, the next day, whatever. But it will be either the truck nuts for a week anytime he's in the building. The spray tan four times on each side, or the puzzle in the dark with the potential of if he doesn't create the puzzle and do the puzzle in the dark in time, he has to wear the truck nuts for a week everywhere he goes.
Eddie
Love it. Good stuff.
Bobby
Like everywhere he goes for a week.
Eddie
Pick up his kids from school.
Bobby
Everywhere. The truck that's must be on at all times.
Eddie
This is awesome. Okay, and so where does he want the free spaces after hearing all that?
Lunchbox
I don't know. I need to do my research on scientifically which one's better.
Eddie
Like odds and probability.
Bobby
Yeah, I don't really think there's going to be an answer that provides any sort of advantage. But you have at it, and then we'll figure out in the next day or two. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, he's not happy anymore, but it'll.
Bobby
Be over at least.
Eddie
What are we doing with Lucky Charms? Like, what are we doing with those marshmallows Is this trash?
Bobby
Trash. They're priced. They're probably so old at this point. Yeah. What a waste. I've never heard of a lavender marriage, Amy.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby
Walk us through that.
Amy
I saw that it was something they did way back in the day. Really popular in the 50s where a gay man would marry a woman and they would enter into a living arrangement. They obviously didn't do other things, but would they.
Bobby
Would the gay man be outwardly gay or would it be like, I'm married to this person? So he wasn't.
Amy
Like, he could be who he was going to be, but I don't think it was, like, out publicly. But his quote, unquote, wife knew.
Bobby
Correct. So publicly he was not gay, but he could be gay and be married to, kind of COVID in that time. You got it.
Amy
Yeah. And so sometimes even the woman might be gay or she just might, you know, want a partner of sorts, a roommate, like, because it's like you're living with your bff and he's like this guy that was talking about in particular, he was like, I mean, think about it. You have this live in person that likely loves fashion, can help you get dressed, loves to cook, loves flowers, loves candles, loves design, loves art, like, all the things that you get from, like, bff, but it's your lavender husband. And I'm like, oh, man, I used to have, like, a lavender husband.
Bobby
I could see that. That would seem nice if you'd already been married once and you were like, marriage is not for me. Because you could come.
Amy
Yes, yes, yes.
Bobby
If one of your friends and say he wanted to run for office and he didn't feel comfortable being gay publicly because he was running in a state, but he was like, I still want to run for office, but I don't feel like I could be open yet. That's mutually beneficial.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
He has a wife. You have a husband.
Amy
He likely loves to tax benefits, host dinner parties, and he'll take care of everything. I love that. I'm like, oh. People would be like, oh, you look so cute. I'll be like, oh, Richard picked it out, or whatever his name is.
Bobby
So in mind, your fantasy lavender marriage is dick Ironic.
Amy
Yeah. I don't know why I said that. I don't know. I just thought it was interesting. Obviously, times are different. But this was just a gay guy on social media and he was campaigning. Like, he wants to bring it back.
Bobby
Got it.
Amy
I mean, but he's open. He's like, I'm open gay, but I just love to have, like, my girl bff. Be my partner.
Bobby
Remember Chuck and Larry, when Adam Sandler and Kevin James did the movie where they got married so they could, like, it was some sort of, like, financial.
Eddie
Is it? We now pronounce it.
Bobby
Yeah, I now pronounce Chuck, Larry.
Eddie
You know, my dad had a friend that was gay and he was married with kids, and we just never understood how that all worked.
Bobby
Was he gay before he. Probably gay always. But I'm saying, was he openly gay to his wife before he had the kids? Because I've known people who had kids and then later were like, I'm gay.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
And they had a wife and kids.
Eddie
No, I. Well, I don't know, but I think he met him already while he was gay and married. So we don't know how it all started. If he just.
Amy
Oh, he met a man after he was gay, married.
Bobby
Because. Because I know a guy who did that who like. And probably had known he was gay the whole time, but never acted on it or maybe even. Or suppressed it or maybe even, you know, within himself.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
And then he met a guy, but he'd already had two kids, and they were almost adult kids, and he was like, I think I've been gay the whole time.
Eddie
So I didn't get a divorce.
Bobby
Yes.
Eddie
Yeah. No, see this?
Bobby
No, this one wasn't lavender.
Amy
So you feel like this one was lavender.
Eddie
I don't know. They just like, he was married and he continued to be married and he was openly gay. And I'd asked my dad, too. I'm like, dad, like, what's going on here? My dad's like, we don't really talk about that.
Bobby
Maybe they just had an arrangement. Maybe he felt he could. Sure. He was gay after having kids, being married, and felt. And then his wife's like, well, why would we even get divorced? I don't want to get remarried. We'll just be friends.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
Possibly live in the house.
Eddie
Yeah, I remember that very well.
Bobby
Okay. I have a couple other things here. Oh, I did. A listener did see me wearing a shirt somewhere, and it was a woman shirt. And I know it was a woman's shirt. I just. I don't mind wearing a woman shirt. I. There's a what?
Lunchbox
No, no, you should.
Bobby
Because I also will buy women's shoes, like tennis shoes, but buy them in size like 14 or 15 if I really like them. What? Yeah, so. And I'm not going to point out. Point it out.
Eddie
How do you know it's a woman's shirt? Like, I went to the woman's section.
Bobby
I got from A store, they only have women's clothes.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby
Yeah, got it.
Amy
I got it from a store where they only have women's clothes.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah. I love the shirt. I'll wear the shirt again many times, but I don't think it's not like it doesn't have like a plunging breast line or anything like that. No clue. It's just a shirt I really like. But a listener said, hey, I saw you wearing this shirt. I know that's a woman's shirt. And I saw in dm and I reply back, I like, you're exactly right, it is. But I got it way large. And I also will buy shoe. I like pink a lot, so I have tennis shoes that are pink and I can't find specific colors, so I'll just try to find fourteens. I think it's 14 that I wear in women's shoes.
Eddie
14S.
Bobby
I have.
Amy
No, make a lot of those.
Eddie
But yeah, yeah, it's a Bigfoot.
Bobby
It's a woman's 14.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
I'm pretty sure 11 translates to. But yeah, I know if anyone else has seen whatever that is and I will not draw attention to it because I just don't want to deal with it. I'll probably wear the shirt again. I really love the shirt. But yes, if you're asking, it was definitely a woman's shirt.
Amy
And you're not suppressing anything.
Bobby
No, no, no, no. And how you can tell a woman's shirt.
Amy
I'm open about it.
Bobby
Absolutely. Is the buttons.
Eddie
They're backwards, right?
Bobby
They're on the other side.
Eddie
Yeah. That's tough. Did you have a hard time buttoning that?
Bobby
I knew it was woman short. I'm used to it, so it's easy.
Amy
Wow. So it wasn't even a woman's tee. You got a woman's button down. Is it fitted?
Bobby
Hey, who knows? Not embarrassed of it.
Amy
Wait, okay. Pink woman's butt.
Bobby
I didn't say the shirt was pink. I said I like to wear pink. I like pink and tennis shoes.
Amy
Oh, I thought. I thought I took that out.
Bobby
It could be pink, but I don't have pink. Any pink shirts, I don't think.
Eddie
I haven't seen you wear a pink.
Amy
You have that pink, like bowling looking shirt.
Bobby
I love that one. That's a dude shirt. But you know who, you know who was extremely complimentary of that shirt was Debo Samuel. We sat down, he was like, that's the most legit shirt ever. I was like, yeah, it's the Celine. He was like, bro, I never seen it. In that color. I was like, for sure. And so Debo Samuels gave me a shout out. What are you guys gonna do? By the way, Debo Samuel played for the 49ers forever. Now plays for Washington.
Amy
Yeah, D. Bo.
Bobby
Nobody calls him D. Yeah, I do. You do?
Amy
Deebo?
Bobby
Yeah. Okay, mid roll.
Amy
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Bobby
So you saw Karen from Little Big Town. Where Amy at a basketball game playing.
Amy
No, herself.
Eddie
She was gonna pick like lady.
Lunchbox
She was hoping.
Bobby
Yeah.
Amy
No, her son. Her. Her son was playing.
Bobby
Got it. How old's he now? Thirteen or something.
Amy
Junior high. Going into, I guess next year maybe he'll be going into either eighth or ninth grade.
Bobby
And so you guys cool?
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Why? Was there a feud?
Amy
No.
Bobby
I don't know. She ran into Karen.
Amy
Oh no, I ran into Karen and yeah, I hadn't seen her in a really long time, I guess. So the last time I ran into Karen was out to Eat. And it was February of 2024.
Bobby
By the way, Karen's a brown haired one of the two ladies in Little Big Town.
Amy
Of Little Big Town, yes. So I ran into Karen back then at a restaurant and she was like, hey, there's this guy I want to introduce you to. And I was like, oh. Because I had, I had just started dating at that point, like on Hinge. And so I wanted to hear more about what she had to say. And she was like, yeah, he's in our dad group. Like our kids go to school together. And I guess he had asked her like, hey, do you know Amy Brown? I heard she got divorced. And so she started showing me all these things about him. And then I was like, oh, okay, well I, yeah, I'm interested. And then she goes, there's just one catch. And I was like, well, what's the catch?
Bobby
She goes, he's gay.
Amy
He's gay.
Eddie
No, that still works.
Amy
No, she said that. She said he's a widower. And I said with three kids. And she was like, yeah, his wife died a few years ago from cancer. And I was like, oh, okay, I'll circle back. Like I just started dating and I just didn't think that that was something that I had the bandwidth for at the time because I was still going through a lot. And so then fast forward to like the summertime, like June or July. She messaged me and was like, hey, that guy still would love to take you out. And I had started dating somebody else. I was like, eh, I just moved, so I need some more time. I'll circle back. Well then that guy that I was dating, is this the boy toy?
Lunchbox
The 12 year old?
Amy
No.
Bobby
Oh God.
Amy
This was somebody else.
Bobby
Okay.
Amy
I was like getting ready for a date with him and my friend called me and she said, hey, are you still dating? Da da da da. I said, yeah, he's about to come pick me up. She goes, well, I'm at dinner right now with a girl that has a date with him tomorrow. And I was like, oh, but wait.
Bobby
Did you think you guys were only dating? Because if not, then that's okay.
Amy
Well, I guess we hadn't had that talk so I couldn't be upset. I wasn't upset. I think my ego was hurt. Like I was.
Bobby
I feel that.
Amy
Okay, so I found myself getting emotional. But then I knew I did. I couldn't say anything to him because we weren't exclusive. But remember back I went to the US Open with him. Like so I kind of just thought.
Bobby
Well, this is like you know how I remember that? Yeah. My wife's purse. I saw it on Instagram.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby
And I was like, that's my wife's purse.
Amy
Well. Cause I didn't. I was nervous what to wear to.
Bobby
The US Open, because I was, what's funny?
Amy
Yes. And so Caitlin actually helped me. She's like, oh, yeah, wear this, wear this. It'll be cute. And I was like, oh, okay. You know, like. And yeah, we. So it was a group that all went to New York. But anyway, I just kind of thought. I don't know. I just. I didn't think we were dating other people, especially on an app, because he met her on an app, and I was like, okay. So then he picked me up and we went out, and it was so awkward. I tried to be cool, Be cool, be cool, be cool. And then I couldn't take it anymore. And I was like, I know you have a date tomorrow.
Bobby
Oh, wow.
Lunchbox
That's how you do it.
Amy
No, but I didn't say it in a, like, mad way. I just said, I need you to know I didn't ask for this information. I shouldn't even know it, but I do. And now I feel awkward, and I know that you have a date tomorrow, so I guess I just want to have an open and honest conversation with you. Like, are we. Yeah, we haven't been. Had an exclusive talk, but.
Bobby
And this is not the guy now.
Amy
No, but I. This is what led to the guy now, because how did that guy react? First of all, he said he just sort of goes, oh.
Eddie
Oh.
Amy
So he felt guilty until I said, yeah, my friend. And he knew the friend because he had met her. And so he. I said, you know, my friend you met the other night, she's at. She's at dinner right now with your date tomorrow. And he was like, wow, small odds.
Bobby
I know. What are the odds?
Lunchbox
I'm busted, man.
Bobby
And the thing is, really wasn't doing anything wrong, but I do understand the guilt.
Amy
I promise. My demeanor wasn't like, you've done anything wrong. I just said, I have information that now is making me feel weird right now. And he said the way I communicated it, however I did, he was like, hey, you're. You're a good communicator. Okay, so. But still, I'm like, well, so my therapist has been talking to me about adult dating, so I guess if you want to keep dating, we can. But I just need you to know, like, okay, so you're gonna date other people, and we'll keep getting to know each other. I said, because I, I got people that want to date me. Like I didn't really have anybody.
Eddie
I like that. I like that.
Bobby
Go hard. Go hard.
Amy
Commodity.
Bobby
Hot tomato.
Amy
I like. Yeah, I have, I have a guy once. He's been trying to date me for months. But like I kept, I kept denying him or whatever. So then the next day I texted Karen and I was like, hey, is that guy still available? Because now it's like October. So it's like February to October. That's when I circled back to Karen and she's like, well, let me check. And so I went out with this guy mostly because I just needed to practice dating because now I was adult dating, which is dating multiple people.
Lunchbox
So he was a spike date to get back in your. Oh man.
Amy
And I didn't really think it was going to turn into anything because again, the whole. The widower piece. But I had sort of gotten over that because I think from February to October I had had a lot of healing and there's some space that had opened up within me that suddenly that didn't seem overwhelming. And so, yeah, that's how I have a boyfriend now. And so that was from October to now.
Bobby
How's the.
Amy
So I was able to see Karen. My point is, I saw Karen and I was like, oh my gosh. Like thank you for introducing us. Like I went out with him not thinking it would turn into anything. And then now here we are running into each other at Yalls kids basketball game.
Bobby
Did you tell her the part where you got a compliment after you called him out? You're like, he said, I'm such a good communicator.
Amy
Well, this is at a basketball game. So I didn't give her this whole strap going on.
Lunchbox
So how long afterwards did you get rid of the older other dude?
Amy
Oh, so yeah, so then I was trying to date both of them at the same time and that was, I wasn't good at that. Like that didn't last.
Bobby
Your story's mixed up.
Amy
Like, you know, they knew though you were honest. No, they knew.
Bobby
Oh, I never went with that.
Amy
Get this. The dating pool at 40 in Nashville, 4050. Because these guys are in there. It's small.
Eddie
I wouldn't think it's big.
Amy
It's. It's small and they know each other and we've already run into. We've. Yep. Their kids are going to be going to school together. It gets a small world. So I'm like, well, we're going to run into him a lot. So once I decided I was Going to be exclusive with who I'm with now. I called the guy that thinks I'm a good communicator and I communicated like, hey, I am dating somebody now and I'm gonna give this a go. I don't like dating multiple people. And I said just a little. And he goes, are you talking about Alex? And I was like, you know him. And he's like, that's my brother. So then they know each other and they actually dated this other same girl.
Bobby
So Eskimo brothers.
Amy
This is like, guess what? We've run into her too.
Eddie
This could be a reality show, man.
Bobby
Hold on.
Amy
What' it really could.
Bobby
How has it been dating somebody whose wife has died? Because I.
Amy
That's a lot. Well, we have therapy today.
Bobby
Yeah.
Amy
Because there's just some things. Yeah. With our kids that it's a lot. So he's got a 12 year old, a 15 year old, a 16 year old. My kids are cool. They're these, they're. They've lost their mom. Like the youngest one doesn't really remember with the situation. My kids are like, take it. Or like their dad had a girlfriend for like a year, they broke up. But like they have experiences before. For his kids, their dad has dated a lot but not serious enough to bring the kids around someone. And so I am now in their life. And the younger one is very attached, like because he's, he doesn't, he hasn't. His mom died five years ago and he was seven at the time and she had cancer for two years before that. So he's wanting that mom figure. And so that is, it's really sweet. But I gotta be careful because he's so attached. And then rightfully so, the 16 year old, it's a lot because she was very, very close to her mom. And I'm toeing that line of like, you know, I've even had a conversation with her of like, no part of me is coming in here and wants to replace your mom in any way. Like I want to honor her and come alongside and just support you how you need support. But it's tricky. It's tricky navigating and merging our kids together and then. Yeah. Without. It's his story too. There's a lot that's just easy at times between us. Like we're very compatible. But then also we're both experiencing things for the very first time that are tricky. And so we're trying to get third party input so that we can navigate it the best that we can. And that's what today's therapy session will be about kind of just some. I gotta know how to handle some stuff.
Bobby
Oh, I couldn't handle it. I wouldn't have the emotional intelligence to date somebody whose partner has died and.
Amy
They were very much in love.
Bobby
Yeah. Because I think I would compare myself to them or if I weren't comparing, I would think that they were always comparing me to them or that they were always going, well, it's never going to be as good as it once was. So this is like, that's all the thoughts that I would have that I would have to have somebody work me out of those thoughts.
Amy
Yeah. And I love that he still loves her. It. You know, it's that. So that's not really the problem. But he has dated some girls that straight up were like, I can't, I can't handle that. That or how it might be with your kids. And I think I was really, really scared of it, which was why I told Karen initially, like, oh, well, that's, that's a problem. But we're, we're working through it and I think it could be a beautiful thing. But we're day by day, like, it's. I don't know what's gonna happen.
Bobby
Not good for you for putting in the work though.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
I was at therapy the other day just trying to figure out how to eat breakfast at lunch.
Amy
How to eat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause you don't want to mix.
Bobby
I'd be like going for like real. And I'm. My therapist going, man, I just want to eat pancakes while everybody else is eating a sandwich.
Eddie
Well, they're both real problems.
Amy
They are, they are. We've never done it together though. Like, I've done my own therapy, but this is our first time doing something together, so.
Bobby
Oh, really?
Amy
Today, literally, coincidentally today.
Lunchbox
So you have the same therapist?
Bobby
No, no, no, no. You have to go to a different one because our couples counselor is different than my therapist.
Lunchbox
So how do you agree on a couple counselor though? Like who picks it?
Amy
Well, so to your point. Yes, that's true. Ooh, my ring came off. If we were doing full time couples counseling, we would have to find someone separate. I had to sign a waiver to allow him to join in with my counselor.
Bobby
Oh yeah, you can bring someone to your therapist. It not permanent.
Amy
That's what's happening today. And then to lunchbox's point, if we were to decide to continue, then we would have to find our own and we would just do research.
Bobby
Yeah.
Lunchbox
But any nervous that your therapist is going to be on your side?
Amy
No, because it's not about a side thing. I think we're, we're trying to just learn the. We need tools to navigate certain things. It's not about someone being right or wrong. It's like, how can you help us navigate this? Because we're, it's. We just want it to be a little bit smoother or.
Bobby
I try to win our counselor.
Lunchbox
See, that's what I'm saying.
Bobby
I'm in there trying to win. But ours was. We went in completely unrelated to our own therapist. Like we didn't know them. So the thing about a therapist too is it's kind of like dating because you may go to. I've been to therapists that I just did not vibe with, like their style, their communication. So I would just. Okay, well, thanks. I'm gonna move on to the next one. Nothing personal. And so that's happened. We got very fortunate with our. Because we started going as soon as we got married. And it's awesome. So. And he's great. But I do try to win. Not the argument, but I try to like win his favor. So I get like.
Eddie
Feels good when you win.
Bobby
Yeah, it feels good.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. Like I'm right. Yeah.
Bobby
Or.
Lunchbox
Or like it kind of pump your.
Bobby
Yeah, I try to win. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty convinced.
Eddie
But Amy, who's. Whose idea was the therapy?
Lunchbox
That's a great question. How do you say, hey, let's go to therapy together?
Eddie
I'm assuming it's you, but I'm just asking.
Amy
I'll give you one guess. But it was after. Well, okay. We have like summer vacation coming up and just trying to figure out some things. And our kids, it's mostly about our kids. We're very. Both very protective of them and how they feel with certain things.
Bobby
I think it's great.
Amy
We're just trying to figure it out and then we realize there's other little things. I don't know how to explain it because I don't want to tell all the kids. Problems. Yeah. So yeah. But it was me. I think that he processes really well, so that's great. And even in the. The loss of his wife. So like his wife died and then a few months later his wife's mom. So his mother in law died and then a few months after that his mom died.
Bobby
So their grandmas died and both the.
Amy
Grandmas and the mom. So the kids lost basically all the women in their life. And then he lost the women in his life all back to back. So he experienced that and, and went through and did the work. But he. I can tell how he handled that. He is a. A processor. He's like a deep thinker. He's very respectful and listens.
Bobby
And, you know, I won't try to win then.
Amy
I don't think he's going to try to win. There's nothing to win. But.
Bobby
Are you kidding?
Amy
What's there to win? We're not going to. Like, he has told me before, he said something the other day, like, I'm not talking about this right now. And I was like, oh, good.
Bobby
Draw your boundary, bro. That's what I say.
Lunchbox
What's wrong with that? What is wrong with not wanting to talk about that?
Bobby
My wife meets me with that, though, because I'll do that. Be like, I do not feel have the capacity to talk about that now. And she'll go, okay, what time would you like to talk about that? And I'll go, what? What? And she'll go, I'm happy to walk away from this. She's like, I don't want to press you on it. If you feel for whatever reason. Sometimes I don't feel good. Like, sometimes I don't feel good. Or. Or I want time to think about it. She goes, but give me a time. And then I'll hit her with July 3rd. And then she's like, don't do. Don't be stupid. Yeah, give me a time. I love July, like, as a child. I'm a child.
Eddie
July 3rd, 2:00.
Bobby
Yes, I'm a child getting on the calendar July 3rd.
Eddie
That's great, dude.
Amy
Yeah. But do you know, like, a kinder way to say that Bobby might be. Instead of saying, I'm not going to do this right now, or I'm not. I'm not talking to you about this. Like, with that, like, I'm not doing this right now.
Bobby
I didn't say how I exactly said it. You're right.
Amy
Well, this is how he said it to me.
Bobby
Okay, go ahead.
Amy
And just what would have been helpful at that time instead of telling me this? We're not talking about this right now. Just saying, hey, can we come back to this at another time?
Bobby
Oh, the problem with that is you're giving you the right to say no. And so I've also been taught don't ask.
Amy
And I'm respectful, too. Like, I would be like, oh, okay, now's not the time.
Bobby
Totally feel you. But I've been taught, don't ask a question if you're not gonna accept one of the answers. And if I, hey, can we Talk about this later? She says, no, I have to respect the no and then talk about it.
Eddie
So when my wife says, can you do the dishes?
Bobby
I can say, no, no, I think you're missing the. You can say whatever you want because.
Eddie
That'S given me the opportunity.
Bobby
But there are consequences. What Amy's saying is a better or a different way to say it that maybe comes off not as harsh is, can we talk about this at a different time? And I think that's wonderfully soft, and I like it. It's a nice cushion to land on. But I've also been taught that if I offer a question to somebody and I give them an option and they choose an option, I have to go with that option. So if I go, can I talk? Can we talk about this later? My wife goes, no, I want to do it now then. I now have to do it now. Instead of me just going, hey, I don't have the capacity right now, so I'm going to go and punt on this. And used to I would just think indefinitely, we never have to talk about it again.
Amy
Right?
Bobby
And then she got onto me because I would never come back around.
Eddie
It doesn't work.
Bobby
Never come back around. And then she'd go, okay, well, would you mind giving me a time? And I'd be like, sure. July 3rd.
Eddie
Yeah, that's so good.
Bobby
Oh, it didn't work.
Eddie
I mean, I know. I'm gonna try that one.
Amy
That doesn't work. Good luck.
Bobby
I'm rooting for you.
Amy
Oh, thank you. Yeah, no, we'll see how.
Bobby
Well, that leads me to two other things. I got, like, four things to talk about left, and then we'll be done. I was talking. I did try to eat breakfast at lunch, and this is such a stupid thing, but one of the things I just cannot have not been able to do. I don't know. My mind doesn't allow me. I can't eat a meal at a different time. Someone else is eating their meal and not even meaning at a different time to actually eat the food. But if Eddie's eating dinner, I can't eat breakfast food. If he's going to have dinner, then I must have dinner food.
Eddie
Very strange.
Bobby
At a restaurant or at the house, if someone's going to eat breakfast food, even if it's at dinner time, I can't eat meatloaf. I've also got to match that. So it's some irrational part of my brain that really struggles. We went to California and I had pancakes while they had lunch. And I couldn't Even eat my pancakes. And Eddie's like, that's all you're going to eat? He didn't know that was the struggle I had with it, but he was like, that's all you're going to eat. I had like four or five bites of pancakes, and I was like, I can't do this.
Eddie
I didn't realize you were struggling.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah, I was. I was in it. I was immersing myself. I couldn't do it.
Eddie
But again, like Amy said the first time we talked about this, it's a good thing, though, that you're not making everyone else change, that you are open to changing.
Bobby
Well, I would say this is as intense as Amy's situation.
Amy
Very equal.
Bobby
Yeah, it's very equal. The other. And we have a few minutes and I don't know, this is the best time to bring it up, but okay, sure, why not? Eddie thinks he has brain cancer.
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Eddie
No, it's not.
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Eddie
Second cancer again.
Amy
Listen, I just sort of rolled my eyes in my head, but I'm also going to feel bad if he's right.
Eddie
That is the danger of talking about this, because if I'm right and they laugh at me.
Bobby
Yeah, but you've also been very wrong many times. And also we just talked about somebody having cancer and dying, and then all of a sudden, Eddie's got. I got brain cancer.
Eddie
Not a joke, though.
Lunchbox
I know what was wrong with Eddie the last time he ate a Starburst or something.
Bobby
Popcorn.
Amy
Popcorn.
Lunchbox
That's what it was.
Bobby
He think he had a heart attack. He thought he had a heart attack.
Eddie
Stomach cancer.
Lunchbox
Let's be real. Like, I mean, the odds are very slim.
Eddie
I've just had a headache for, like, almost going on two weeks now. And. Yeah. Does Tylenol take care of it? Sure. It goes away, but then after the four hours, I get it back again.
Bobby
But then don't you think it's something that's in your environment? It's environmental. Maybe you're dehydrated. There could be sinuses that the allergies that you have could also be creating.
Amy
Like, if you. If you cut back on caffeine at.
Eddie
All, it could be.
Bobby
It could be a lot of things.
Lunchbox
Are you drinking water?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
Drinking water to go right to brain cancer. Feels a bit intense, man.
Eddie
You just hear the stories of, like you do.
Bobby
But. No, you hear them, but you're reading them, you're chasing them.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
And if you're pursuing them, that's why you hear them.
Eddie
People say they have headaches and they're like, oh, it's just a sinus infection. And then turns out, no, they were had stage four brain cancer. And I'm like, I don't want to.
Bobby
Then go get checked.
Eddie
But isn't that expensive?
Lunchbox
See, here we go. Your life worth it.
Eddie
It's. It is worth it then. But do I go to the doctor and say I think I have brain cancer, or do I just say I've had headaches for two weeks.
Bobby
I probably lead with the second one.
Lunchbox
Oh, I like brain cancer. That way they can just laugh at you.
Eddie
Put me right on the machine.
Bobby
I would lead with the second one and say, hey, I have had these headaches non stop for like two weeks. I don't know what it is. It could be or brain cancer. And just maybe just float that out there and they'll say, we don't think it's brain cancer, but we'll do the test. That show you it's not.
Lunchbox
Do you have a stiff neck?
Eddie
No.
Lunchbox
Vision changes.
Eddie
Oh, yes. I'm having to wear my readers.
Bobby
More numbness because you're getting older, dude.
Eddie
Well, that could be numbness where it just says numbness.
Bobby
I don't think you have brain cancer, but I would. It's probably sinus pressure. We're at a bad allergy time. Yeah, for us that's probably what it is. But I would definitely get it checked if it's bothering you that much.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Is it around your eyes?
Eddie
No, it's in my head.
Lunchbox
That's not a cluster headache.
Bobby
Another couple of things here and then we'll. We'll move on. Which one I want to do first? Okay, I'm gonna make an offer. I was looking, by the way. Why don't we have our YouTube follower plaque? Scuba, our 100,000 follower plaque. Do you know. Do you know where that is? Because we have way more than that. But YouTube sends one.
Eddie
You get a plaque.
Bobby
Yeah. If you get. Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby
Why are you laughing like Scuba, can you turn your mic on?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
Do you know where our. A hundred thousand? Because we have 294,000 followers on YouTube, plaques are given away when you reach a hundred thousand. A silver one. We should. Which we should have.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
A gold one for a million. But where's our silver plaque?
Eddie
They probably sent it to our San Antonio corporate office and they took it.
Bobby
Can you track it down for us?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
Bobby
So it's somewhere we need it. I want it.
Eddie
I bet the corporate office probably got it or something.
Bobby
So right now we have 294,000 YouTube followers.
Eddie
So you get them at what amounts? 100,000. And what else?
Bobby
Well, we don't have a million yet, so.
Eddie
So next one will be a million. So 100,000 where?
Bobby
We just want our 100,000 subscriber plaque.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby
Yeah. For years they've probably just been holding on to. So see if you can track that down.
Eddie
Okay. Yeah.
Bobby
So we have 294,000. And basically our YouTube followers fall on Eddie and Morgan as far as subscribers. So here's the deal that I'm going to make. What are we.
Eddie
Wednesday, who gets the plaque, me or Morgan?
Bobby
No, no, no.
Lunchbox
Oh. Who should get it?
Bobby
We have 294,000 followers. If we get 300,000 followers by the end of the week, I'll give Eddie, Morgan and lunchbox each $100. Oh, okay, so it's 6,000 followers. That's it.
Eddie
Hang on, hang on.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Eddie
Hang on.
Amy
I'm confused.
Eddie
Why Lunchbox?
Bobby
Yeah. Because I don't hear him crying about not making the money. And that's it. Yeah.
Eddie
You're gonna feed that?
Bobby
Yeah. It's worth it to me. Not here to hear him cry. And maybe he's gonna help promote it. Who knows? On his socials. Subscribe on YouTube. So if we had 300,000 by the end of show Friday, I'll give each of you guys a hundred bucks.
Lunchbox
Boom.
Bobby
Okay.
Eddie
Okay. I'm just gonna start uploading everything. Everything. I'm gonna unload. My computer doesn't help. Load it.
Lunchbox
Morgan, go ahead. No. What was that? Morgan, go ahead.
Amy
Nothing. He gets mad at me sometimes when I add extra videos on our list. And now he's like, I'm gonna upload everything.
Bobby
Apparently.
Eddie
$100 prize.
Bobby
I don't care what you guys do. Okay, here's the other thing. What? Today is April. By August 31, if we have 500,000.
Lunchbox
Followers, we get five grand each.
Eddie
That would seem fair.
Bobby
No, that seems about right. No, it doesn't seem fair because I don't make any money.
Lunchbox
Well, 500,000, this is.
Bobby
No, no, no, no, dude.
Eddie
We make money, you make money. It's all you. Kind of.
Lunchbox
It's all same.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Tomato, tomato. Right.
Bobby
No, because I. It's. I don't own the YouTube channel. The company does.
Eddie
Right, right.
Bobby
So that would be different. Oh, I will. You guys can pick if we hit 500,000, fly away to Vegas.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Bobby
I will either give each of you a thousand.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby
Or you can play a game to win 3000 all. Winner take all.
Eddie
I like that, too. I'm Good at games.
Amy
No, I won a thousand.
Bobby
Well, we'll see.
Eddie
You're not gonna get.
Bobby
You have to get there, and you get to vote 2 out of 3, so. But you have to get there. No.
Amy
You like to cheat at games.
Eddie
I would like to trust it. That's.
Bobby
So you're not there. You're not there.
Eddie
Right, but the whole lunchbox thing's throwing me off. And I understand that you want to make him feel included in everything, but if you take him out of the mix, would that mean more money for me and Morgan?
Bobby
Probably, but because I will fight this. I think you. I think two things are going to happen. One, he's going to cry about it, but that's him.
Eddie
Anyway, he's going to cry about it.
Bobby
I'm not going to cry about it, but I also think, like, for you guys to have his support, however he gives it would probably be beneficial.
Eddie
He doesn't really give. He takes.
Bobby
But. But that's. That's on you to create whatever. So that's the deal. However you see fit. All right, so just by the end of the week, you just need 500 followers subscribers.
Eddie
Let's have a meeting.
Lunchbox
500 or 5,000?
Bobby
5,000 by the end. Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
No, guys, I thought you said 5,000.
Bobby
No, no, by the. Oh, wait. Five.
Lunchbox
Thank you. I'm not crazy.
Bobby
Everybody just stop for one second.
Lunchbox
Don't call me the idiot people.
Bobby
No one called anybody an idiot. Everybody hold. Everybody hold. We have 294 point something, right? So we're doing the math here. So it's 5,000. Whatever it is. If it's at 300,000, I give each a hundred bucks by the end of the week. That's doable.
Eddie
We can do that.
Bobby
But by August 31st, you can each have a thousand or you can play for 3,500.
Lunchbox
Well, you just added $500.
Bobby
I sure did, man. Cash.
Eddie
Let's have a meeting after the show.
Bobby
Well, the meeting should probably be how you're going to get the subscribers more than what you're going to do with the money.
Eddie
Right? I got some ideas.
Bobby
All right, good. So I want to throw that out there. Down there.
Eddie
Lunchbox. Start thinking. Start brainstorming.
Bobby
You can't hire bots.
Eddie
We're not hiring.
Bobby
I don't know. I don't know how people do that.
Lunchbox
I don't know any bots.
Bobby
Okay, thank you.
Eddie
And we can do anything we want to the channel.
Bobby
First of all, no. Okay. I don't know what that means, so I'm just gonna go. No, Doing anything we want.
Eddie
It has, like, be creative and stuff.
Lunchbox
What are you talking?
Bobby
Within what we would do. You can do anything new, but. But it has to. You can't be like, okay, scrotum off.
Eddie
Right, Right.
Bobby
You can't do stuff that we wouldn't. That we wouldn't.
Lunchbox
Reading what? T shirt content.
Eddie
I mean, I was just thinking, leaving it open.
Bobby
But if you do stupid stuff, you're going to make people unsubscribe.
Eddie
That's true. We don't want that.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
Okay. I want to do one more thing.
Eddie
And now your brain's thinking, no, I.
Bobby
Want to do one more thing.
Lunchbox
Just looking at Morgan, not believe.
Amy
Do they make shorts?
Bobby
I do YouTube shorts.
Amy
I know you do, but does the show. Yeah. Okay. Because I had a YouTube meeting yesterday with iHeart, and they said, those are really good to do.
Bobby
I mean, yeah, they're. They're good if you do them right.
Amy
Yeah. To do them right or just to get. If you're trying to get new eyes, short is like a reel or a TikTok video.
Eddie
You're in charge of the show.
Amy
Start bringing shorts to the studio.
Bobby
I want to do one other thing before we go. So, Amy, you know the guy that goes, let's get ready to rumble.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
Do you know his name by chance?
Amy
I mean, give me a hint.
Bobby
No, I just.
Amy
No, I want to figure it out.
Eddie
I don't think you will.
Bobby
His first name is Michael. Michael. Yeah. So, okay, Michael. His name's Michael Buffer.
Amy
I definitely.
Eddie
Exactly.
Bobby
And he goes, let's get ready to rumble. And it's trademarked. It's a massive thing for him. So he has a brother, Bruce Buffer, who is the announcer for the ufc. And his thing is, it's time. And so you would think that there were brothers who grew up doing announcing together, because they're both. They're the biggest two announcers in sports. Basically, they didn't even know each other until later, until their debt, until one saw another one on TV and was like, do you have a brother?
Amy
That's.
Bobby
This is a crazy story. So really weird.
Lunchbox
Wait, they didn't know each other.
Bobby
I'll play a clip. So I do a podcast called Lots to say that's out today with Matt Castle, the former NFL quarterback. And we had Bruce Buffer on. And he did not know. His brother's the most famous announcer ever. He did not know his brother. They didn't meet well into their 20s. And so here's Bruce at this, like, a minute clip telling the version of.
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That we're long lost half Brothers. We met each other when I was 28 years old. I saw him on TV being a huge boxing fan, and my dad and my brother Brian and I, you know, watching boxing all our lives. Out came this handsome, debonair, James Bond looking individual with that famous five words, let's get ready to rumble. And when they chironed his name on the screen, Michael Buffer, I'm like, whoa, who's this? Right before the Internet, I never saw my last name in a phone book in the United States. So it kind of really struck me. Funny, my dad never told me that he had been married at the age of 20 when he was going over to serve in World War II. It was a brief marriage, and he came back. A divorce ensued, but a child was born. And last time he saw that child was when he was two and a half. Michael was raised under the name of Hubert by foster parents. Great, as he calls it, leave it to Beaver upbringing. And when he went in the army at 20, they said, your birth certificate says you're Buffer, because he was never formally adopted. So they said, you're not Michael Huber, you're Michael Buffer. And had that not happened and the events that led him into being the legendary greatest announcer of all time, as I like to say, and most everybody believes, we wouldn't be sitting here talking right now, because when he did see him on tv and. And my dad called a local arena here in Los Angeles, the Reseda Country Club, left a message for Michael to call him back. And Michael called him back. They got together for lunch, and it turned out to be his long lost son. And we all got together and we got along famously.
Eddie
Amazing.
Bobby
And so Bruce Buffer, the guy we're talking to, was not an announcer. He did that later. He was like. He was like, studying how to fight. But they were half brothers, didn't know each other, saw him on tv. Crazy.
Eddie
And now they're both two of the biggest announcers.
Bobby
Yeah, the two biggest. But the whole. We did like a half an hour with them. It's on our podcast. Lots to say. But I thought that story was crazy because I just imagine they were both brothers growing up. Their dad was like an announcer, and they both be.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what I thought, too.
Bobby
Mm. There you go. The end. Thank you, guys. We'll see you tomorrow. I believe that's all we got for today. Goodbye, everybody.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: WEDS PT 2: Amy’s Hurt While Dating Drama + ChatGPT Roasts Us More + Verdict On Lunchbox’s Punishment
Release Date: April 9, 2025
Host/Author: Premiere Networks
The episode opens with a concerning story shared by Bobby about a 26-year-old computer programmer who suffered a stroke after receiving a neck massage. The individual, plagued by chronic neck pain from prolonged desk work, visited a massage parlor seeking relief. However, the intense massage or possibly certain substances used during the session led to a secondary cerebral infarction.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox expresses sympathy, while Amy relates by mentioning her own struggles with neck pain, highlighting the show's relatable approach to everyday issues.
Bobby introduces a segment where they utilize ChatGPT to generate roast jokes targeting himself and Amy. The roasts are humorous yet cutting, reflecting on their personalities and experiences.
Notable Quotes:
The team shares laughs over the witty remarks, appreciating the humor while acknowledging the underlying truths within the jokes.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around formulating punishments for a member named Lunchbox, who failed to name five out of ten top celebrity couples in a game. The hosts brainstorm creative and humorous punishments, such as wearing truck nuts around his neck for a week, completing a puzzle in the dark, undergoing multiple spray tans, and upper body waxing.
Notable Quotes:
The discussion showcases the camaraderie and playful banter among the hosts, emphasizing their dynamic interactions.
The hosts delve into a disturbing news story about five nurses at a Boston-area hospital being diagnosed with non-cancerous brain tumors. Despite the hospital's claims of no environmental risks, the coincidence of multiple cases on the same floor raises suspicions. They explore potential causes, including prolonged exposure to mild radiation from medical equipment.
Notable Quotes:
The segment highlights the hosts' investigative nature and their ability to discuss serious topics thoughtfully.
Amy shares a personal and emotional story about her dating experiences. Introduced to a widowed gay man by Karen from Little Big Town, Amy navigates the complexities of dating someone with children who are coping with the loss of their mother. The narrative covers themes of communication, emotional boundaries, and the challenges of merging families.
Notable Quotes:
The heartfelt discussion reveals Amy's vulnerability and the supportive environment fostered by the hosts.
Bobby addresses a listener's observation about him wearing a women's shirt. He reveals that he purchases women's clothing in larger sizes and enjoys wearing items like pink tennis shoes. The conversation touches on themes of gender expression and the importance of personal comfort over societal norms.
Notable Quotes:
The exchange promotes acceptance and individuality, encouraging listeners to embrace their unique styles.
In a lively segment, Bobby sets ambitious goals for their YouTube channel subscribers, aiming to reach 300,000 followers by the end of the week. He announces monetary rewards for achieving milestones, such as $100 for each host upon reaching 300,000 subscribers and $5,000 for 500,000 followers by August 31.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts engage in playful competition, motivating each other to boost their channel's growth through creative strategies and active promotion.
The episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" offers a blend of serious topics and lighthearted entertainment. From discussing health scares and personal relationships to engaging in humorous segments and setting ambitious goals, the hosts provide an engaging and relatable experience for listeners. Their candid conversations and supportive interactions underscore the show's appeal, making it a go-to source for daily entertainment and meaningful discussions.
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