Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – WEDS PT 2: Bobby Dreamed About His Mom + Awkward Bathroom Drama + Most Attractive Male Hobbies According To Women

Release Date: January 15, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Producer: Premiere Networks

1. Morning Corny

[02:39] Bobby Bones:
The episode kicks off with Bobby sharing his signature segment, the "Morning Corny," where he delivers a light-hearted joke to set a positive tone for the day.

[02:39] Amy:
“What do you call a potato reluctant to get off the couch?”

[02:42] Bobby Bones:
“What?”

[02:42] Amy:
“A hesitator.”
[02:44] Bobby Bones:
“That's good. That was the morning Corny Bones.”

This segment not only provides a chuckle but also fosters a friendly and engaging atmosphere among the hosts.

2. Most Attractive Male Hobbies According to Women

Bobby and his co-hosts delve into a discussion about hobbies that women find attractive in men. They explore both appealing and less desirable pastimes, adding personal anecdotes and humorous insights.

Attractive Hobbies:

1. Reading ([03:23] Amy):
   “The number one most attractive male hobby is reading.”
   Bobby shares his passion for reading, mentioning, “I read 10 or 11 full books last year, but I only did in like a four-month span.”

2. Speaking a Foreign Language ([03:49] Amy):
   “Number two is speaking a foreign language.”
   [04:00] Bobby Bones:
   “I know Spanish more than French because I had Mexican friends and had to learn enough to understand them.”

3. Playing an Instrument ([04:28] Amy):
   Bobby confesses his interest in playing the guitar, though humorously notes his wife doesn't find it particularly attractive.
   “My wife does not think me playing guitar is that attractive.”

4. Cooking ([04:47] Amy):
   “Number four is cooking.”
   Bobby admits, “I don't do that. I don't do that.”

5. Woodworking ([04:56] Amy):
   “The top five is woodworking.”
   Discussion ensues about the practicality and appeal of woodworking as a hobby.

Unattractive Hobbies:

1. Comic Books ([05:46] Amy):
   “Comic books are considered unattractive.”

2. Cosplay ([05:53] Amy):
   “Cosplay isn’t seen as sexy.”

3. Debating ([06:02] Amy):
   “Debating is listed as unattractive.”
   Bobby counters, mentioning, “We do it on the show every day.”

4. Drinking ([06:17] Amy):
   “Drinking too much is unattractive.”
   Bobby adds, “If it's more of a lifestyle, that probably…”

5. Magic: The Gathering (MTG) ([06:27] Amy):
   “MTG is the fifth least attractive hobby.”
   Bobby relates it to his "nerdy" interests but acknowledges its popularity among certain celebrities.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([03:23]):
  “I really have seasons of reading.”

• Amy ([07:20]):
  “He's a CPAP dropout. You're with the majority.”
  (Note: This quote may relate to a different segment but reflects the show's dynamic conversations.)

3. 15 Seconds of Fame Game

Bobby introduces a game segment where participants identify Internet phenomena known for their brief moments of fame. The game is both entertaining and educational, highlighting how quickly viral fame can rise and fade.

Examples Discussed:

1. Nadia Solomon ([09:13] Eddie):
   Known as "Octomom" for giving birth to octuplets.

2. Antoine Dodson ([12:25] Bobby Bones):
   “Hide your kids, hide your wife.”
   Bobby asks, “Who's the Internet sensation who said, 'Hide your kids, hide your wife' during a news interview?”
   [12:31] Eddie:
   “Octomom.”
   [12:25] Bobby Bones:
   “Antoine Dodson. Hide your kids, hide your wife.”

3. Chewbacca Mom ([14:57] Bobby Bones):
   “Chewbacca Mom is correct.”
   Referring to Candace Payne, who became viral for her joyful Wookiee mask video.

4. Other Phenomena:
   Discussions included a viral kid's reaction to anesthesia and a Target cashier’s viral photo.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([12:25]):
  “Antoine Dodson. Hide your kids, hide your wife.”

• Amy ([15:16]):
  “Octo mom.”

4. Awkward Bathroom Drama

Bobby recounts an embarrassing incident involving a coworker, Reed, who enters a bathroom under maintenance, leading to an awkward and humorous situation. The story sparks a lively discussion among the hosts about similar bathroom mishaps.

Story Highlights:

• Reed’s Incident ([18:50] Bobby Bones):
  Reed enters a bathroom being repaired, notices tools scattered around, and accidentally has an embarrassing accident.
  “He was like, 'I'm so sorry. I accidentally pooped where the tools were.'”

• Hosts' Reactions:
  Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie share their thoughts and similar experiences, discussing the etiquette and consequences of such mishaps.

Notable Quotes:

• Amy ([21:04]):
  “He was embarrassed.”

• Lunchbox ([22:12] Bobby Bones):
  “It's a faux room.”

• Eddie ([22:18] Bobby Bones):
  “She likes the way I look in my soccer short.”
  (Relating to another bathroom-related anecdote.)

5. Sleep and Memory

The conversation shifts to the psychological benefits of sleep, particularly its role in memory processing and emotional well-being.

Discussion Points:

• Memory Erasure ([24:08] Bobby Bones):
  “Therapy for our emotions is what they call sleep.”
  Bobby shares insights from studies suggesting that sleep can help erase bad memories through processes like targeted memory reactivation.

• Personal Anecdotes:
  Bobby talks about his own sleep struggles, including sleep apnea and restless nights which affect his memory and mood.

Notable Quotes:

• Amy ([26:13]):
  “Our brain is doing so many things while we're sleeping.”
  She references the movie Inside Out to explain memory processing.

• Bobby Bones ([24:20]):
  “I wake up in the middle of the night with my heart just pounding.”

6. Dealing with Yelling Bosses

The hosts address workplace dynamics, specifically how to handle bosses who frequently yell.

Key Insights:

• Observational Strategy ([29:00] Bobby Bones):
  “If they do that with everyone, it really doesn't have anything to do with you.”
  Bobby advises listeners to observe if a boss's yelling is generalized or directed solely at them to determine its impact on their mental health.

• Personal Experience ([29:56] Bobby Bones):
  “One time, got yelled at, let's just say we never heard from him again.”
  Sharing his approach to not engage with toxic behavior.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([29:00]):
  “If anybody yells at me, you're gonna do it one time. Either I'm not gonna be here anymore or you're not gonna be here anymore.”

7. Bald Power

Exploring societal perceptions, the hosts discuss the concept of "bald power" and its influence on attractiveness and self-confidence.

Discussion Highlights:

• Psychological Study ([31:38] Lunchbox):
  “From Psychology Today, you are speaking some truth.”
  They reference studies indicating that a shaved scalp is often perceived as more confident and powerful compared to partial baldness.

• Personal Decisions ([32:22] Bobby Bones):
  “Tomorrow with a shaved head even though I'm not losing my hair.”
  Bobby contemplates the psychological benefits of hair removal.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox ([32:32] Amy):
  “Confident.”

• Bobby Bones ([32:44]):
  “Confident because I've decided to be confident with their head.”

8. Spill the Tea

In this segment, an anonymous report claims that Abby has been fired. However, it’s later revealed that Amy is Abby, adding a layer of humor and camaraderie to the show.

Key Points:

• Anonymous Claim ([50:29] Amy):
  “Abby has been fired.”
  Initially taken seriously by the hosts, creating suspense.

• Reveal ([52:29] Amy):
  “I didn't get fired.”
  Amy clarifies that she simply declined a request to bring the caroling group, debunking the rumor.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([50:42] Bobby Bones):
  “Abby has been fired.”

• Amy ([52:04] Bobby Bones):
  “I was like, super overwhelmed this year and I like to put like 100% in everything I do.”

9. Bonehead Story

Towards the end, Bobby shares a humorous story from England about how a burglar was caught due to stepping in dog poop, highlighting the unexpected ways justice can be served.

Story Details:

• Incident ([50:22] Eddie):
  A 19-year-old man in England steals items worth about $795 but is tracked down after stepping in dog poop on his way home.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([50:13] Bobby Bones):
  “Boom, boom.”

• Eddie ([50:14] Bobby Bones):
  “That’s your bonehead story of the day.”

10. Upcoming Events and Announcements

While primarily promotional, Bobby takes a moment to announce upcoming events and encourage listeners to participate in cause-driven activities.

Highlights:

• Million Dollar Show:
  “Tickets to the Million Dollar show go on sale Friday at 10am Central Time, which is a big show Eddie and I do for St. Jude.”
  Featuring performances by Miranda Lambert, Bailey Zimmerman, and more.

• Social Media Engagement:
  Bobby mentions plans to share drone footage on his Instagram, engaging with fans beyond the podcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones ([53:05] Eddie):
  “You never know who’s gonna drop by. Mr. Bryan Cranston is with us.”

• Bobby Bones ([53:05] Eddie):
  “Thank you for listening to the podcast.”

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Bobby Bones masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions, creating an engaging and relatable experience for listeners. From playful segments like "Morning Corny" and "15 Seconds of Fame" to deeper conversations about mental health and societal perceptions, the show offers a well-rounded and entertaining discourse. Notably, the camaraderie among the hosts—Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie—adds a dynamic and authentic layer to the conversations, making "The Bobby Bones Show" a must-listen for fans seeking both laughter and meaningful dialogue.

Notable Overall Quotes:

• Bobby Bones:
  “I don't think she finds that to be that attractive.” ([04:31])
  “But I wanted to rest because he had to deal with me.” ([30:25])

• Amy:
  “I can handle it.” ([18:48])
  “Yeah, not ideal.” ([24:08])

This summary encapsulates the key segments and discussions from the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the podcast.