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I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden, and together our mission on the really Know really podcast is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions, like why the bathroom door doesn't go all the way to the floor, what's in the museum a failure, and does your dog truly love you? We have the answer. Go to reallynoreally.com and register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition sign. Jason Bobble the Really no Illy Podcast. Follow us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Cassel every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirrorball trophy from Dancing With a Star. So where else you can find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit of everything. Listen to Lots to Say With Bobby Bones and Matt castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Wake up, wake up in the morning. Steve Red Habit trying to put you through Mike D's riding this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic. So know what this is? This is the Bobby over to Amy. Morning Corny. The morning Corny.
Amy
What do you call a potato reluctant to get off the couch?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
A hesitator.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'm pretty good.
Bobby Bones
That's good. That was the morning Corny Bones. Go ahead, Amy.
Amy
I came across a list of the most attractive male hobbies according to women.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Amy
All right.
Bobby Bones
Because I got a few. I got a few. Here's a couple. I make the list. I play Madden on PlayStation.
Amy
Not in the top five.
Bobby Bones
Don't spoil it for me yet. I want to, like, hear the countdown. Oh, I collect sports memorabilia and some sports cards.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And watch football. I exercise. Watch football. I hate exercising, though. Okay, those are mine. Let's see where they fall in the list. All right, go ahead. Number one.
Amy
The number one most attractive male hob reading.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I put myself in that somewhat. I really have seasons of reading. Like, I looked. I think I read 10 or 11 full books last year, but I only did in like a four month span because I took like a month and read then I didn't read anything for a while.
Amy
Hot. Four months. I bet.
Lunchbox
Hey, sexy.
Bobby Bones
Good point, good point. I had to beat her off with a stick.
Lunchbox
I bet you did.
Jason Alexander
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay, go ahead in at number two, speaking a foreign language.
Lunchbox
Oh, you know French?
Bobby Bones
You know Spanish.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All my friends were Mexican or, or. Or South Texan. When I lived in Texas and they all spoke Spanish, I couldn't speak it back, but I had to learn enough of it because I knew when they were talking crap or they were like trying to cheat me at something.
Amy
But French is what you took in school.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I know. Probably. I know Mexican or South Texan more than I know.
Jason Alexander
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because it's. Spanish is different all over the country. All over. All over the world. So there's a difference. Mexican and South Texan. You guys do. It's like Tex Mex. Yeah, right.
Lunchbox
Like I know.
Bobby Bones
And then you put a little English in there. Yeah.
Amy
Go ahead in. At number three, playing an instrument.
Bobby Bones
My wife does not think me playing guitar is that attractive.
Amy
Really?
Lunchbox
You play around the house a lot?
Bobby Bones
Never. But. But I usually on stage, I think not. Not mostly. I'll be playing if I'm writing a song at home. So then I'm like weane or ween or. It's always something stupid. So I don't think she finds that to be that attractive.
Amy
All right, go ahead in. At number four is cooking.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I can see why women would like that. I don't. I. I don't do that.
Amy
Yeah, that's a male hobby that women find hot. And the final one rounding out the top five is woodworking.
Bobby Bones
Do they find that hot? I mean, are there enough hot? I mean. Okay, Jesus, you win. Everybody else, maybe it.
Amy
My college boyfriend whittled wood.
Lunchbox
Whittled.
Bobby Bones
I don't think a whittler is really turning the ladies on.
Amy
Like some wood making machine thing. Like, I don't know, Like, I think it's just power tools in general.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Like, fixing stuff.
Amy
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because I'm dead either.
Lunchbox
Like, you ever seen dude doing a jackhammer?
Bobby Bones
I did a jackhammer. They're hard.
Eddie
That's a pretty interesting. I mean, it looks weird, man.
Bobby Bones
And there are different weights. Like, a regular jackhammer is very heavy, but there are some that are massively heavy. I did. And breaking body bones. We had to build something with jackhammers. You got to be jacked for a jack. That's why I called a jackhammer. I gotta be jacked. Do you have the least attractive hobbies?
Amy
Yeah, of course.
Bobby Bones
All right, boys, brace yourselves. Go ahead.
Amy
Comic books.
Bobby Bones
I do not do that, Mike D. I'm good with it. Next.
Amy
Cosplay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't really act as a character. Cosplay is when you dress up as something and, like, act and you be it. Those are nerds.
Amy
Next up, debating.
Bobby Bones
We do it on the show every day.
Amy
Dreams.
Bobby Bones
Debating. On the list of unattractive hobbies that's just not sexy. But also whose hobby is debating?
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
No, honey, it's Thursday night. I'm going to my normal debate competition. I don't think that's a thing. All right, go ahead.
Amy
Drinking.
Bobby Bones
What?
Eddie
That's unattractive.
Amy
Well, just probably if you make it too much of a hobby, sure.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. Too much of a hobby. If it's a. More of a lifestyle, that probably. Yeah, go ahead.
Amy
And then mtg. That's the fifth thing. That's the least attractive male hobby. How did you know what that was? I had to Google it.
Bobby Bones
I. I know I'm always. I'm super nerd adjacent. Like, a lot of my stuff is close to other nerdy stuff.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I kind of have.
Amy
Yeah, it is. It's called Magic the Gathering. It's an online card game of sorts.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't have to be online. It can be regular cards. Let me go to another nerd here, Mike. It can be just cards, too. Yeah. Like, Post Malone is huge into it. He bought one card that's worth a million dollars.
Lunchbox
He's. He's not nerdy.
Bobby Bones
Post Malone? Oh, yeah, Very much So way. Yeah, way into it. But also he does other cool things like play an instrument.
Eddie
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Haven't seen woodwork, though. Whittling woodwork and no woodwork there. Uh, okay. Hottest hobby that you have around the. Around the room for the guys. If you had to pick your hottest hobby where your wife's like, well, she doesn't have to be, like, turned on, but not turned off the least.
Amy
Yeah, that's a good point.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that any of us have a hobby where our wives are like this. Eddie, go.
Lunchbox
Cooking.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you do cook. That's a good one.
Lunchbox
Like, the other day, I was chopping broccoli, and I guess, like, I didn't have a shirt on, and I was.
Bobby Bones
Like, just, okay, the no shirt thing is not going to turn around. But the chopping broccoli might.
Lunchbox
She did come up behind. She's like, oh, my gosh, she looks so good doing that.
Bobby Bones
No, no, she just like you chopping broccol.
Amy
Broccoli more than like, your bicep every time you chop.
Lunchbox
I guess so.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
She grabbed my arms and she was like, gosh, looks sexy.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
My wreck. Soccer. I'm gonna tell you what. She likes me in my soccer outfit. Like, my. My shorts and my uniform.
Amy
Cosplay. He does do cosplay.
Eddie
That's not cosplay. I'm an athlete.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. She just says cosplay. Mls.
Eddie
She likes the way I look in my soccer short. She just says, man, that looks good.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what my wife would think as far as. Amy, you know, my wife. What do you think I do that she would find least disgusting? I know, I know.
Lunchbox
Think about it, Amy.
Bobby Bones
I don't have a lot of hobbies. I don't have a lot of hobbies. I turn every hobby I have into some work. And she's like, why do you take everything you like and turn. I'm like, because I love doing it.
Lunchbox
I got it. I got it. Pickleball.
Amy
He's. When he gets real competitive.
Bobby Bones
Well. And we play a little bit. She's pretty good. She. Yeah, But I don't think she sees it and goes, watch your lip.
Lunchbox
Maybe.
Bobby Bones
Look at that guy with his pickle.
Amy
Maybe you should just keep reading.
Jason Alexander
Yeah, they read more.
Bobby Bones
I think that just keeps me busy, though, with her. All right, thank you. I'll work on this. People love this game. Name the person who had 15 minutes of fame. For example, here's this. Cheap face. Cheap b. Oh, baby. Machine moves. She moves. That is William Wong. Correct. F5. Here we go. Nadia Solomon was known by what name? After she had her 15 seconds of fame when she gave birth to surviving octuplets.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
January 09.
Amy
I feel like you should just say her name.
Eddie
Yeah, I just like you should have said her name and left it at that.
Bobby Bones
Nadia Solomon had surviving octuplets. January of 09. Famous for a minute. What was her nickname? Eddie.
Lunchbox
Octomom.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Gosh.
Amy
What'd you write down?
Eddie
Octo mom.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
Octo mom.
Bobby Bones
Are you challenging him? You challenge him, but if you miss.
Amy
It, it sort of seemed like it came to him in that moment.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to challenge him to see the writing?
Amy
Nope.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
You sure? Because you can win something, right? Why don't you get from this?
Bobby Bones
Well, she get nothing, but she'll lose a point. But if you didn't do it, you. You're out of the game.
Lunchbox
Okay. Don't you want me out of the game?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Next up.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
Octo mom.
Bobby Bones
What was the name of the Internet phenomenon that had 15 seconds of fame after his father posted a video on the Internet of his reaction to anesthesia after he was given oral surgery? It's been viewed 141 million times on YouTube. Here is the clip. Stay in your seat.
Amy
I don't feel tired.
Bobby Bones
You don't know Internet phenomenon.
Eddie
You need his name.
Bobby Bones
I need the name of it. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Of the dead.
Bobby Bones
Of the. No, of the. It's a very famous name. His father posted the video. So it's about the kid.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
141 million views. Lunchbox Teeth.
Eddie
Time.
Amy
Amy, Tommy.
Bobby Bones
Eddie. Knocked out Sammy David after dentist.
Eddie
That's right.
Bobby Bones
Next up, Patricia Krensel had 15 seconds of fame after she was accused of bringing her five year old daughter into a tanning bed. What name was Patricia known by? Oh, gosh. Patricia Krensel had 15 seconds of fame after she was accused of bringing her five year old daughter into a New Jersey tanning bed. What name was she known by? 5 seconds. What was her name? You'll know it. You will for sure know it. All right. Time. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Tan mom.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Tan moms.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
Tan mom.
Bobby Bones
Nice. Eddie.
Lunchbox
Jersey mom.
Bobby Bones
Jersey mom. Classic. Next up, which Internet sensation in 2011 declared hide your kids, hide your wife during a news interview.
Eddie
He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up.
Bobby Bones
So y'all need to hide your kids.
Eddie
Hide your wife, and hide your husband.
Amy
Everybody begin.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man, you're tied.
Eddie
I know his first name.
Amy
I need this taken up. In here.
Eddie
Amy knows it.
Bobby Bones
15 seconds of fame.
Amy
I don't know his name. 5 seconds and I'm nervous to say anything.
Bobby Bones
Time is up.
Eddie
Lunchbox Anthony. Carl.
Bobby Bones
You know, you're, you're sniffing it.
Lunchbox
Really. Eddie the van Man.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
Antoine something.
Bobby Bones
That's it. Antoine Dodson. Hide your kids, hide your wife. All right, two left.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
What was the first name of a Target cashier who went viral due to a random photo tweeted by a customer in 2014? H. What was it? First name of a Target cashier who went viral due to a random photo tweeted by a customer in 2014.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Do you know?
Eddie
I, I, I don't know. I, I have.
Bobby Bones
You think you have a chance at it?
Eddie
Yeah, I think I have a chance. Really good chance.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, I got no chance.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Lunchbox
I put Cash register. Rhonda.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Amy Sue. Lunchbox. Karen. Alex from Target. Alex.
Eddie
I thought that was our first Karen.
Bobby Bones
And the final one, it's coming. Who is the homeless man with the golden voice discovered on the streets in 2011 for having a radio announcer quality? Here is a clip. Say something with that great radio voice. When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9. Thank you so much. God bless you. And we'll be back with more right after these words.
Eddie
Then these people went to prison, man.
Lunchbox
Who did these people?
Eddie
It's one person that got the money. I mean, I think they.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
I mean, I know his last name.
Bobby Bones
That works.
Amy
Really?
Bobby Bones
Last name works. First name doesn't. But last name works.
Eddie
Okay, I think I know his last.
Lunchbox
So we, like, if I.
Bobby Bones
Backing off. He's backing off.
Lunchbox
No, I know it's first and last name, and one of them works. Do I get it?
Bobby Bones
No. You can just go last name if you're not for sure about the first name.
Lunchbox
Eddie Johnson.
Bobby Bones
A classic strategy of pick a common last name. Don't hate it. Incorrect.
Amy
Amy Williams.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox Williams. Correct.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
First name Robin. No, Ted. Oh, he tried to show off. Robin Williams. Okay, so you're still tied one to go. Buzzing, buzzing when you know the answer.
Lunchbox
I'm out, right?
Bobby Bones
You're out, Eddie. Okay, I'm gonna say the person's name, her real name, that I'm gonna play the clip. And I didn't know what she was known as. Okay. Her real name was Candace Payne. And here is the clip.
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
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Jason Alexander
I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together on the really Know really podcast, our mission is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions, like why they refused to make the bathroom door go all the way to the floor.
Lunchbox
We got the answer.
Jason Alexander
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Bobby Bones
How are you?
Jason Alexander
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Bobby Bones
Bless you all.
Jason Alexander
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Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
That's the opening?
Bobby Bones
Really?
Eddie
No.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Really? No, really.
Jason Alexander
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Jon Stewart
Catch Jon Stewart back in action on the Daily show and in your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today, today's politics and entertainment, to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirror ball trophy from Dancing with a Star. So where else are you going to find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? Based in Nashville, we're more than just your basic NFL show. We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit of everything because we got lots to say. I. I texted you and you texted me back. Now, I don't know if you have the update, but, like, all the little thumbs up and heart and stuff, like, it's all colored. They changed it and the heart's a little pink. It felt like I told you I loved you. I'm gonna be honest, it was a little pink. There was something sentimental when you. Like when you send it, it was like, do I send the heart? Now? I don't like the color edition. Extremely pink. Listen to Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy, I think this story is funnier than it is gross. So if you'd like to hear it, I will tell you. But I will tell you there's something kind of gross about it. Okay.
Amy
I can handle it.
Bobby Bones
Choose your adventure. Yes.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. One of the guys, and you know him well, he works for me with me. His name's Reed. He does a lot of my video shooting, editing. We have new bathrooms, new building. It walks into our new bathroom, and he goes to the bathroom number two.
Amy
Oh, but he doesn't realize you're telling this story, huh? He's cool with you telling this story.
Bobby Bones
We'll see. So he doesn't know. I guess he has to go so bad he doesn't see all the tools laying around the toilet. And then the fact that.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
And the sign that says out of order.
Bobby Bones
And. And the fact that the. There's, like, part of it's open in the back.
Amy
Huh?
Bobby Bones
He has to go so bad. It's the only one that's open. He. As he's using the bathroom, he sees all the tools at his feet, and he's like, oh, no. Someone was working on this toilet while I was. So he's. He. It's not like you can just stop.
Amy
Yeah. It's too late.
Bobby Bones
So he goes to the bathroom. It obviously doesn't flush.
Amy
Obviously.
Bobby Bones
Obviously there's a person that's somewhere very nearby working on this toilet. Very near. Because all the tools are around the toilet. And so he's like, oh, God. And Reed's, like, the nicest, kindest, sweetest guy in the whole world. And he's like, what do I do? And so he goes to the bathroom, wash his hands, and he. And he sees someone walk in, and he hears the guy. Yo. A bad word.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Now the guy doesn't know it's Reed.
Amy
Well, obviously it's Reed.
Bobby Bones
No, no, he doesn't know it's Reed because Reed's just washing his hands. Reed could have peed.
Lunchbox
Oh, and there's two stalls. He could have used the other stuff.
Amy
Why did he not go to the other stall?
Bobby Bones
Somebody was in it. Oh, somebody was in it.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And he had to go pretty bad. And he was like, I didn't see the tools because he wouldn't have. But how. Okay, Everybody lost in that one because Reed wasn't nothing left. What's he supposed to do?
Amy
I don't know.
Eddie
Don't own up to it. You gotta go.
Lunchbox
He just run.
Amy
So did he come in and tell you this right away?
Bobby Bones
He was embarrassed. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He was like, I'm so sorry. I accidentally pooped where the tools were. That's. That's. That's tough.
Lunchbox
He sounds like Forrest Gun in my.
Bobby Bones
Impression, because I don't do them.
Amy
Well, if the plumber's listening now, he knows.
Bobby Bones
But he said he heard the plumber yell, oh, yeah, because I would have to. A toilet with no water and tools around it.
Amy
Then what? Well, I guess maybe you fix it to the point where maybe you got.
Eddie
To deal with the smell the whole time.
Bobby Bones
Well, you probably deal with the water. Put some water in it, flush it, and do all that.
Lunchbox
And being a plumber is hard.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So that's story number one.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And there aren't ghosts in our bathroom or anything. I think that's what people thought I was talking about. But Lunchbox had an issue yesterday.
Eddie
Yeah. I. We get a break to go to the bathroom, and my body was telling me, you have to pee. So I'm telling my body I am heading to pee, and I show up in the bathroom, and the lady is in there cleaning it again.
Bobby Bones
She's always in there. When Eddie and I peed, we just peed.
Lunchbox
She let us go in.
Eddie
Well, she had the yellow thing across the door that says clothes for cleaning.
Amy
Did you tell her that your body was telling you it has to pee?
Bobby Bones
Ma'am, listen to my body right now. It's telling me I need to pee.
Amy
Oh, you're funny. Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Eddie
So once I tell my body I gotta pee, there's no reverse course and be like, oh, let's just hold it in for another hour. So I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna do this. And I opened the women's restroom. I said, anybody in here? Nothing. I went in the women's restroom, peed.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
I think I'm okay with that.
Amy
That's fine.
Bobby Bones
As long as. As long as nobody yells. And it's almost though. You need somebody to watch cover so somebody doesn't walk in.
Amy
Yeah. I'm okay with it because of how secure our bathrooms are. Like, each thing is this huge, big door.
Bobby Bones
And you guys.
Amy
Yeah, it's nice. It's real nice.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Oh, you've seen. I should ask Lunchbox. Even the stalls with the wall, there's like. It's not. It's kind of fake.
Lunchbox
It's a faux room.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And there's, like, underneath. You can just, like, say, what up to the next to the person beside you. Is their bathroom nicer than ours? I mean.
Eddie
I mean, it looks pretty much the same.
Amy
Equal.
Bobby Bones
But more stalls.
Eddie
More stalls.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome.
Eddie
But my question is, because I was. I told this to my wife last night. She's like, you can get in trouble for that.
Amy
And I'm like, yes, you can.
Bobby Bones
You can. If something happens while you're doing that.
Amy
If a woman felt violated when you walked in and said something and you opted to stay or something crazy.
Bobby Bones
I'm still coming in.
Amy
I heard you, but I contact HR then. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I think if you really have to go. But if you had to be that bad.
Eddie
Yes. Would you tell your body told his body?
Lunchbox
Well, the body tells you.
Amy
Well, his body told him. And then he told his body. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I would say you yell, anybody in there? No. And what would be best is if you had somebody also watch guard to let anybody Any woman know that if she's going in, there's a dude in there.
Lunchbox
Or you can just ask the lady, hey, can we go to the bathroom?
Bobby Bones
That's what Eddie and I did. Because there's like a partition kind of that goes halfway through. And she was in there. And then like, we're gonna just walk around the corner here and pee.
Lunchbox
She said, no problem.
Bobby Bones
Good. Like our body tell us. Our body was telling us.
Amy
Well, now you know. Now you know.
Eddie
I just didn't. I mean, I just felt like she had it up, so she didn't want me in there. So I went to the women's restroom and.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you're being attacked personal. No, I don't think your body was being attacked personally, Bones. Researchers found that dogs can carry and spread antibiotic resistant salmonella even if they're perfectly healthy. So they say if you are kissing your dog, even if it's like, let me lick my nose, Stanley, if that's what you're doing out there, telling Stanley to lick your nose, maybe that's not the best thing to do. Stanley's my dog. The study identified 16 human Salmonella infections closely related to dog associated strains. So they're like, hey, maybe don't do that.
Amy
Yeah, not ideal.
Bobby Bones
It's not ideal. That's from study finds. If you want to erase bad memories, they say sleep can actually do that. Therapy for our emotions is what they call sleep. Maybe that's why I always have terrible memories all the time.
Amy
Yeah, we should don't sleep.
Bobby Bones
My wife just texted me, how'd you sleep last night? And I said, I got a okay amount of hours. I can look at my sleep number app and, like, see how many hours I got, which I haven't yet. But I wake up in the middle of the night with my heart just pounding and like, I've done a lot of things and I got. My hour rate was pretty good, to be honest with you. And the bed's awesome. But I just wake up sometimes. That's just it. That was me last night. So I got a lot of bad memories today.
Lunchbox
Are you still on that machine?
Bobby Bones
No, because it was it. Although I do have sleep apnea a bit. When I. We went on vacation and I didn't have stuff to do the next day, I slept all over the night. It's all stress related.
Amy
Dang.
Bobby Bones
So I may have a little bit of sleep apnea that I. I would just rather not wear the machine.
Amy
He's a CPAP dropout. You're with the majority.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
I probably wear it about twice every. Well, I say once every couple weeks.
Amy
Oh, what's that doing for you?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. Because I'm just like. I haven't slept well. Let me make sure that it's not this. I just keep checking. So, yeah, I'm kind of a dropout, but I go back to the high school football games after I graduated. You're still, like, hanging out with. Yeah, with the kids. So. Sleep has been shown to have a long list of physical and mental health benefits, obviously. And now a new study suggests it could help erase bad memories. This according to researchers who. They did a procedure called targeted memory reactivation to reactivate positive memories and weaken painful ones during sleep. Recollecting painful or traumatic experiences can be troubling. Sleep offers the opportunity to reduce such suffering. And the more sleep. Basically what they're saying is that you get it is you spending time with memories that are good for you because the more rested you are, that's the least stressed you are. You're not as sick, et cetera, which does not bring up a lot of the bad thoughts we have when we're not feeling good.
Amy
Our brain is doing so many things while we're sleeping. Like, I had this visualization shared with me once of, like, picturing your brain like this file cabinet. And, like, when you're in true deep sleep, it's like going through and, like, picking out files and tossing out what you. Because there's some stuff like you don't recall. It's like, why do I not remember that that happened? And I remember that this happened. And it's in the sleep process. It took that file and dumped it away.
Lunchbox
That movie. Inside out.
Bobby Bones
Yes. That's a good one.
Lunchbox
A bunch of core memory balls. And some of them break.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I dreamed about my mom the other day. I never have dreams about my mom. I have more. For those of you new to the show, my mom died a while ago now at this point, but she was in her 40s when she died, and rarely does she come into my dreams. My grandma comes in my dreams a lot more, and my grandma adopted me for a long time, but I think that's when I am getting good sleep. I think they, like, wait and they check in with each other. He's getting good sleep. Should we go on down and visit him? But, yeah, I had a dream, and it wasn't. I was telling my wife because my wife never got to meet my mom. And I was like, I had a dream about my mom last night. She was like, really? You never say that she said. What was she doing? I was nothing. She was hanging out. Like, there was really no real interaction.
Amy
She was just there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she just, like, sitting on the couch or standing.
Amy
Like, where were y'all?
Bobby Bones
Dude, it's a dream. I don't know. Yeah, it was. I don't know. Nondescript location. My grandma will talk to me in my dreams.
Lunchbox
Does that feel so real?
Bobby Bones
No, because only I wake up and I. No, because I just tell myself it's not. It probably would if I believed that something was happening. And again, the brain is so complex, and we don't have a full understanding of why, when, what's happening with it, where. So. No, it doesn't. But I'm also not against, which means I'm four thinking it could mean something. Either that I want to, like, readdress. I don't know that, like, she's coming down from heaven on orb. Maybe she's in those drones.
Amy
Oh, speaking to you.
Bobby Bones
I flew the drone yesterday.
Amy
We had. That should be the top story.
Bobby Bones
I flew the drone yesterday. I'll put. I'll post video on my Instagram in a second. I forgot I have it on my phone. Finally got the drone. It's been snowing, and I'm gonna send a drone up to fight these other drones flying around my house. And I flew it yesterday. Almost crashed it. I did crash it. You see it? But I flew the drone. I'm getting ready. I'm training. You know how they show sometimes those. Like, in the Middle east, those guys are going across the monkey bars, and they're like, these are terrorists training for action. I'm not like that, but I'm, like, training right now. You're a good guy. Yeah, I'm a good guy. No monkey bars. I'm training my. My drone to go up and just find out what's going on with these drones above our house. I'll post that in a few minutes on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Anyway, I dream about mom the other night. That was weird. Not weird in a bad way, but it never happens. She wasn't doing anything.
Eddie
No.
Amy
Well, you should invite her back.
Bobby Bones
How. Yeah. How do you do that?
Amy
I'm just telling you.
Bobby Bones
Is there a dream Evite?
Eddie
I don't know.
Amy
Just think about it more and be like, hey, that was. That was kind of nice. I would like to. I don't know what that was about, but, Mom, I welcome you to show back up.
Bobby Bones
I don't dream much because I don't sleep. Very pure.
Amy
Just saying. You can throw it out There.
Bobby Bones
There was a cardinal that showed up at the house. No, I'm kidding. Her mom that passed away shows up in a cardinal form. I'm not telling her she's wrong.
Lunchbox
Right. But if it happened to you, man, I'm all in now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
No.
Jason Alexander
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. If this is from U.S. news & World Report, the question is, does your boss yell often when he or she speaks to you at work? One way to decide if you should forgive their yelling as a personality trait or take it personally is to observe how your boss speaks to everyone else. If he or she is yelling at just you, that's a problem and likely not going to be great on your mental health. But if they do that with everyone, it really doesn't have anything to do with you. And you shouldn't take it personally. If anybody yells at me. Like, if you get in my face and you yell at me, you're gonna do it one time. Either I'm not gonna be here anymore or you're not gonna be here anymore.
Amy
Has a boss ever yelled at you?
Bobby Bones
One time. Like, yelled at me. Let's just say we never heard from him again.
Lunchbox
Oh, went on vacation.
Bobby Bones
Let's just say it happened one time. It did not happen a second time. No early. But only one time. And then, because I'm not. I don't fight.
Amy
Did you deserve it?
Bobby Bones
I'm not a fighter. Not that I don't think anybody deserves to be if you're an adult.
Amy
That's the wrong way to put it.
Bobby Bones
I think as a kid, sometimes I deserve to be yelled at because it's hard to get into my head sometimes.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Amy
True.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, my head. Football coach Vic Gandalf, God rest his soul. He's not dead, but just. God rest us all.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I wanted to rest because he had to deal with me. Yeah. Like, oh, but he's resting strong. Like, he would yell at me sometimes. And I just. But I deserved it. And that was like the discipline I got.
Lunchbox
But that's part of being a coach.
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. But he would go hard on me. But I think he expected more from me. No. And I don't yell. I don't think I've. I ever once yelled. Not in a game or an on situation.
Amy
No. But we've talked about that. Like, there's not much. There's no real fluctuation of a. Emotions with me. Right.
Bobby Bones
You mean with me.
Amy
Yeah, it's pretty.
Bobby Bones
Like, externally.
Amy
Yeah. You may have something going on, but you're not gonna show it to us. There's not a high and there's not a low.
Lunchbox
But you know when he's disappointed in you.
Bobby Bones
Disappointed's different than rage.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
You're never rageful.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Sometimes we deserve the disappointment.
Bobby Bones
Arkansas lost to LSU last night. Stupid basketball game. I wanted to kick a hole in the wall. Like I'm matter at that. That stupid game that didn't matter than any time any of you guys ever. And that was a conference game. We should have won. They're not even that good anyway. Now we're doing sports anyway. Bald power is what they call it. From Psychology Today. Listen up, Eddie, come on.
Lunchbox
Bald power.
Bobby Bones
A study found that a shaved scalp is more attractive to women than a partially bald head. If you're losing your hair, take it all off. Women see guys with shaved heads and think they are confident because they've decided to be confident with their head. What's most interesting is the perception of power, masculinity and dominance. To a fully shaved scalp, male pattern baldness did not fare well at all. Those guys were viewed as older and weaker because they couldn't make the decision to shave their head.
Lunchbox
From Psychology Today, you are speaking some truth.
Amy
I know, but dude, I come in.
Bobby Bones
Tomorrow with a shaved head even though I'm not losing my hair. Look at me.
Amy
You have the hair. But what took Eddie so long to finally shave it?
Bobby Bones
Like, didn't want to be his dad, didn't want to look like his dad.
Lunchbox
That's exactly right.
Bobby Bones
Because his dad had a bald head.
Lunchbox
He did. And my wife would say, wow, you look just like your dad. I'd be like, oh, grow it out. Even though I didn't have a lot of hair.
Amy
So since you recently made a decision to go all the way bald, do you feel more powerful?
Lunchbox
Oh, absolutely. Well, it's not powerful. I just feel comfortable.
Amy
Confident.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like, I feel comfortable. I don't have to feel like, what hat do I wear on my head? I need to wear a beanie or something. Like, just, man, I have no hair. Wear it.
Bobby Bones
It also looks better. But I will say that just generally speaking, and it's unfair, but if you look sloppy, regardless, if it's your clothes, if it's your hair, if it's. It could be A through Z, 26 different things. People will look at you differently, even if they don't intend to. If you look sloppy, people will not give you the credit that maybe you deserve, or maybe you don't deserve it. If you dress sloppy, if your hair is sloppy, if you are sloppy, you will not get the same look as somebody who is put together. Fair or not, if you're ugly, and that's not you.
Lunchbox
Oh, you're talking to me.
Bobby Bones
No, just generally. It's unfair. People will give. They'll look at somebody much prettier and go, ah, they probably have figured out more unfairly. Unfairly. I've been suffering from that my whole life. That's why I wear big glasses. So I had. I've always had, like, a little quirk about me to take it off my face.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because I used to have big curly hair.
Lunchbox
I remember that.
Bobby Bones
Floppy curly hair. Because my hair curls naturally. And so it was always something. So I'd kind of hopefully draw the attention off the. This here. I wouldn't say the money maker. I said the money taker because people wouldn't want to hire me.
Lunchbox
It's not true.
Amy
Stop.
Bobby Bones
Okay? And that's the news. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bones.
Jason Alexander
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Lunchbox
We got the answer.
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How are you?
Jason Alexander
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Bobby Bones
Bless you all.
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Raymundo
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Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
That's the opening.
Bobby Bones
Really?
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Yeah, really?
Lunchbox
No, really.
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Lunchbox
It's called really?
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Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirror ball trophy from Dancing with a Star. So where else are you going to find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? Based in Nashville, we're more than just your basic NFL show. We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit everything. Because we got lots to say. I. I texted you, and you texted me back. Now, I don't know if you have the update, but, like, all the little thumbs up and heart and stuff, like, it's all colored. They changed it, and the heart's a little pink. It felt like I told you I loved you. I'm gonna be honest. It was a little pink. There was something sentimental when you. You. When you send it, you're like, do I send the heart now? I don't like the color edition. It's extremely pink. Listen to Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Want to go to Marshall, who is in Virginia right now. Hey, Marshall, what's going on with you?
Raymundo
Morning, Bobby. Morning, studio.
Bobby Bones
Morning.
Raymundo
I was calling about the bathroom that you did a few minutes ago when your buddy walked in on the plumber and used to use the facilities. He's absolutely going to get. Whoever's paying for it is absolutely going to get charged more for him using that toilet because you. Nobody knows what stage in the process that man was on fixing that toilet. He may have been getting ready to take it up off of the floor, and now it's full.
Bobby Bones
Double, triple, quadruple the guy. And I think the plumber was a man. I'm assuming it was a man. Right. He should have never been. And it wasn't on purpose. It was an accident. He should have never been subjected to another person's poo. And he should charge more. Heck, he should charge 10 times the amount. I would. Yeah, Marshall, I completely agree with you. Continue on. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Raymundo
That's all right. You don't know if this. See that? That plumber may have had to remove the stuff from the toilet before he could continue working on it.
Bobby Bones
Exactly.
Lunchbox
Nobody wants to do that.
Bobby Bones
You know what? A hundred times. Pay him a hundred times what he's getting paid ain't my money. It's company's money, so. And again, I would like to just reiterate, it was absolutely an accident, but one. He should have noticed the tools on the ground. That's why we couldn't believe even he said that. He was like, I feel so stupid. It was the only one, and I had to go so bad. But, yeah, I agree. Hazard. That is hazard pay. If there is hazard pay in any job, that's hazard pay, because we don't know what stage it was.
Lunchbox
Literally hazard.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Are you a plumber, Marshall? I am, man. You know what? I think so. Cool, those cameras.
Raymundo
27 years worth when you guys have.
Bobby Bones
Those little cameras on the Snake.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
And they go down in that thing, and you're like, look at it. Like, that's pretty cool.
Lunchbox
That is.
Bobby Bones
That's muscle TV right there.
Raymundo
You get to see. You get to see all of it.
Bobby Bones
You ever see, like. And you have to say, but, like, embarrassing stuff. And you're like, they did. They probably did not want me to see this.
Raymundo
Oh, yes. Most definitely.
Lunchbox
What is, like, the craziest thing you pulled out?
Bobby Bones
Well, nothing pulled out, but, like, you just walk. I mean, you're just in people's personal space.
Eddie
Yeah. In their house. I mean, you see everything.
Bobby Bones
You see.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, any.
Raymundo
You can see everything. Anything that you can imagine that happens in the bathroom. You've seen it in the. We've seen it in the store.
Amy
Like, what?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, craziest thing you've pulled out of something.
Raymundo
Probably the weirdest thing I've ever pulled out was a pair of keys that somebody was looking for.
Bobby Bones
They were still there.
Raymundo
Yeah, we found they were. Oh, yeah, they. Because they're too heavy to move with the water. We pulled out kids toys. We pulled out the proverbial play doh, credit cards, box cutters, and, of course, feminine products. Yeah. Feminine products galore.
Bobby Bones
Do anybody. Does anybody ever. I feel like my kind of strategy would be if something stuck, send more stuff down to get it unstuck. Like, other big things. Like, let's say, you know, it's full. Like, I said my favorite box cutter down, and I'm like, oh, my favorite box cutter stuck. I'd probably send more box cutters and play doh down to try to knock it out, like, dislodge it. Do people ever try stupid stuff like that?
Raymundo
Probably. But then you just end up getting new toilets and new pipes and whatnot, because sometimes that stuff doesn't come out, doesn't push down. So it just makes you repair Even cost you even more.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's probably not good. I never thought it was a good idea, by the way.
Amy
Well, buy a box cutter, though. Like, how's that? What's.
Lunchbox
How did that get in?
Bobby Bones
Like, maybe it fell out of your pocket. Fell out of your pocket, Sat down on the toilet or something. That's not what I would imagine. I don't know. How's a box cutter, Marshall, get in a pipe?
Raymundo
We used to do service work for a lot of the local JCPenney stores, and it was the stock crew that they just. When they were pulling that fence down, they. It fell out of their pocket. It fell in. And who's going to reach their hand and they pull it to pull it out? Nobody. So they just flush it and get up and walk away because it's somebody else's problem then, right?
Amy
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Especially if it's not your house and not your pipe.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like we had when I worked at Hobby Lobby. We all had box cutters. Well, I kind of knew that answer because stuff would fall out. Pins mostly, but I could see stuff falling out of your pants. But if you put your phone in your back pocket, that can happen, too, in real life. But if it's at my house, I'm gonna go in after it here. I don't know. It depends if it's that one toilet we talked about. Probably not. Hey, we appreciate it, Marshall. Appreciate your call. Thanks for the. Thanks for the good work. You are one of the unsung heroes of America, for sure.
Raymundo
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
See you, Marshall. Have a good day, buddy. Let's go to Chris in Colorado, who's on the phone. Chris? Hello? Hey, Bobby. What's up, buddy?
Raymundo
How are you doing?
Bobby Bones
Pretty good. What would you like to say?
Raymundo
Yeah, you remember how you said maybe.
Bobby Bones
Last at the end of last year.
Raymundo
That someone was leaving the show and you were kind of keeping a secret and you're gonna tell us this year, did I Wonder, on your 25 Whistles.
Bobby Bones
Podcast, I wonder if it got kind of leaked out.
Raymundo
And I was wondering if that was.
Bobby Bones
True or not, because it did not get leaked read from everything but the Bobby Bones show. He even. But he sings our theme song, so I guess he's kind of on Wake Up, Wake up in the Morning. He even sings. It's the anonymous inbox. But no, Reed is moving in May. He's. Lee. He's moved. He has to move because of his wife's job.
Lunchbox
That wasn't. He wasn't part of that.
Bobby Bones
He was not. Someone has already left the show that I can't really mention because HR is like, don't mention it. But that even wasn't what I was talking about, that there's somebody else that's leaving and. But I guess I've already met my quota of a person leaving. Because even if this person decides they don't want to leave and pursue a different interest. We already had somebody leave. But I can't. This one, though, I can't really. I've danced around it as much as I can on social media, but HR is like, you can't talk about this. Which is understandable. I would talk about everything if I could. Sometimes feel like you're ignoring this. Why won't you talk? I swear to God, I would talk about everything, but for different legal reasons. Mostly there's a time and a place. Even when Amy was like, I got some stuff sent to me. It ended up being method. We had to wait.
Amy
Heroin?
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Whatever it was, we had to sit on it.
Lunchbox
It was a big difference.
Amy
Pretty hardcore. I don't know. They're both.
Eddie
They're both pretty bad.
Amy
It's just weird because I just thought, like, getting rid of it, I would say meth. Gonna get murdered.
Bobby Bones
My version of meth. Probably a little worse than a clean heroin.
Amy
Right? See, I think meth. I don't know that anybody's gonna come find me to kill me because I got rid of it.
Bobby Bones
Had some trailer math use.
Amy
But heroin, I feel like somebody's in trouble.
Bobby Bones
Well, I guess if it's like crystal meth, clean, finely produced, different. Where I come from, they don't do that. They make it in freaking campers.
Amy
But somebody would need to pay for the mistake.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, there are things.
Lunchbox
I worked with a guy that died of heroin.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you can die of all. I mean, I worked with a guy. Worked with a guy that died of natural causes.
Amy
But, I mean, he died because he took the heroin.
Bobby Bones
You know what I mean?
Eddie
People die of all kinds of stuff, buddy.
Bobby Bones
My uncle died of drinking beer, you know, alcohol.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It's just like one night, though, like, didn't wake up.
Amy
Do you know detoxing from alcohol is worse than detoxing from heroin?
Bobby Bones
That's what they say. I don't believe it, really. I think depending on your body composition. And everybody's brains are a bit different.
Amy
I'm not saying there's medical experts that, like, literally someone with alcohol, you have to monitor every move. And some drugs, you can just. It's gonna be painful and awful, but you have to. They don't need Necessarily medical attention, I feel that.
Bobby Bones
But I also feel that's not accurate either if you're really addicted. And again, no, I guess not much in the heroin world.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But have been in the meth world a good. A decent amount. Listen, I've seen my mom try to get off alcohol. She got off alcohol. I see her try to get off meth. Nope, no chance. So. But never heroin. Heroin cost too much. But then you know why meth is having a downward. Like the stock's going down on meth. Because opiates are cheaper.
Lunchbox
Pills are cheaper pills.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. I mean that's why that crisis is happening all through the south and southeast and extremely impoverished areas. That's why the drug has changed because you can get it for a whole lot cheaper. But I'm sure you're right. With what?
Amy
No, I guess with the alcohol part. I guess what was fascinating to me is because alcohol's legal and these other drugs are not. And so it never crossed my mind that a medical detox would need to take place. Like if someone is legit detoxing from alcohol during the detox process, they could die. And I never, I just thought, okay, it's going to be rough, it's going to be hard, but your body can completely shut down.
Bobby Bones
Must be somebody who is a wild long term alcoholic.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I think we've all known people who drank a lot and stopped drinking. Yeah, right.
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But, but I think if you're going to detox from anything, it has to be. You've been on it for a while.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure you're right.
Eddie
But I've never asked anybody that like went to rehab. I'm like, how hard was it? I've never asked them. I just, when they get out, I'm just like, good job, man.
Bobby Bones
Who do you know? People went to rehab. Yeah. For what?
Eddie
Drugs, alcohol.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Eddie
But I've never asked them, like when they get out. I've never been like, man, how hard was it? I'm just always like, man, that's so awesome.
Amy
Hard.
Bobby Bones
Mostly it's expensive.
Lunchbox
The rehab sucks.
Bobby Bones
Especially if you go to like a decent place because it's not like it's paid for.
Eddie
Like, so that's not like this health.
Bobby Bones
Insurance cover that I don't know ours with my mom, it never did because my mom and she's not. Wasn't on my insurance.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And then what was difficult, especially when she was in her worst of worst stages before she died, she was so bad she would just leave. And you pay 20 grand to put somebody in and they leave a day later. You don't get money back.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
And it wasn't that. She was like, money doesn't matter. But it was like, you're not in your own. You're not in your right head there. And she's like, I don't want to be here. It's not like 5150.
Amy
You're not making a rational decision.
Bobby Bones
It's not 5150 where they put you in and hold you.
Eddie
Hold you.
Bobby Bones
Because they can legally. Yeah, I got. I got. I used to call it burned. I don't call that anymore because I don't think it was done with any intent. If anything, I think she was scared. But a whole different version of the. Everybody's story's different.
Eddie
Why does rehab cost so much?
Bobby Bones
Is it because it can only certain. And it's only certain places.
Eddie
So that's what it is.
Bobby Bones
Like I would try to find a place that had really high success rates that would make her as comfortable as possible. And I started. Is when I started to actually make money. And so I was like, I'm going to do it. Doing. But probably not the best decision. But yeah, if somebody doesn't want to go to rehab, you don't. Don't send them to rehab. If they're like. If they're at their worst. Meaning they're. They're like, I'm not going to rehab. And you force them to go. Ain't going to work. The person's got to want to go.
Lunchbox
I didn't know they can just leave.
Bobby Bones
It's not jail, dude.
Lunchbox
No, I know. But I felt like there was some sort of policy or something where like you come in, you're staying for this amount of time.
Bobby Bones
Here's the policy. Sign the paper, you're free to go. At least that was the policy in my version. But Again, I think 5150 is. Is the legal lockup when they don't let you go.
Eddie
Because that's a psych ward war.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Amy
At least you're at harm to yourself.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Or someone else.
Amy
Someone else.
Lunchbox
That's a Van Halen album.
Bobby Bones
It is, yeah. And I may want to get the exact. Cuz I never. I never. I never experienced that part. I knew of it, but we didn't really qualify for that.
Amy
When we would do the Hollywood skinny, we talked about cedar cyanide, 5150 whole.
Bobby Bones
And it's mostly psychiatric, but sometimes drugs would create that environment.
Eddie
I learned a lot.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't learn it from me because I'm just telling. I'm not an expert in this. I've just lived through a few versions of it and I could be wrong about some of it as well.
Eddie
Yeah, I guess. I guess they can charge whatever because they're a for profit business and they're.
Bobby Bones
That's exactly it.
Amy
Yeah. Some places are gonna be 20,000.
Bobby Bones
Some of them are 200,000. Yeah.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
Some of them are like.
Amy
Or much cheaper and depending on how long you stay.
Eddie
And so are the more expensive ones more successful?
Bobby Bones
They're much nicer. Like you're more comfortable.
Amy
Yeah. Like you might take a helicopter ride to the top of a mountain and discover yourself polo.
Bobby Bones
And then. Yeah.
Lunchbox
It's one I want to go to.
Bobby Bones
Dude. I want to go to the same. But I don't know, I just. It's not like I ever considered that because that wasn't the thing. But yes. Like, some of the California ones are very expensive because they are built for rich people who want to have the best care but also be the most comfortable and like live in luxury while they're doing it.
Amy
Yeah. And they can provide like certain types of food and they can hire the top therapists.
Bobby Bones
And that's a good point too.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, he asked. He was leaving the show anyway.
Eddie
That's where that went from.
Bobby Bones
Something already happened there. But something else is happening at some point. But no, no, no, no. Luxury rehab centers can cost up to 100,000 bucks per month.
Eddie
Oh, my goodness.
Bobby Bones
So it's not even like for the whole stay. So luxury per month. 30 to $100,000 per month.
Eddie
How do people go to rehab?
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
There's cheaper ones.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's much cheaper ones.
Amy
Cheaper ones.
Bobby Bones
There's some. You can also get grants to go. Yeah, yeah. The problem with that, that takes a while.
Amy
Or a family member might step up and be like, oh my gosh, like, you really need this. Like, Bobby stepped up for his mom at times. Or families sometimes will come together of like, I can pay this much. I can pay this much because they love the person and they want them to get the help.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's a lot of money. I'd like to go to the hundred thousand dollar per month one with you.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
Like, what are you in for? I love baseball cards. Too much. Does that count?
Lunchbox
Too much pizza.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right. Thank you. Thank you for the call. Chris Bobby Bone show bonehead story of the day.
Eddie
This story comes to us from England. A 19 year old man went a few doors down, broke in stole a nail gun, a cordless drill, a charger, about $795 worth of goods, and he walked home. Police show up and they're like, how are we gonna track this suspect? Oh, looks like someone stepped in dog poop right here.
Bobby Bones
Boom, boom.
Eddie
All the way home, led to his house. Golly, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Somebody wants to tattle on somebody else. This is gonna be anonymous. It's a segment we call spill the tea.
Eddie
Let's spill the tea.
Bobby Bones
So the person has used the voice changer. So you will not know who they are, but they will be telling on somebody in the studio. Raymundu. How long is this? 40 seconds. 40 seconds.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
And action.
Jason Alexander
I am so sad to report that.
Bobby Bones
Abby has been fired. I was at a holiday event over.
Jason Alexander
The Christmas break, and I noticed they.
Bobby Bones
Had the carolers that Abby is usually.
Jason Alexander
A part of, and there was no sign of Abby. Abby never brought her caroling group to the studio to spread holiday cheer. And that's when I realized Abby had been fired. I don't know why they would fire Abby and her amazing singing.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, bad news.
Eddie
Abby got fired.
Bobby Bones
I feel the person's trying to do things to manipulate their voice so we don't know who it is.
Lunchbox
Except we know exactly.
Bobby Bones
We know exactly who that was.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Amy
Ridiculous.
Bobby Bones
Abby, any guess on who that was?
Amy
No, I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Lunchbox. Okay.
Amy
What in the world?
Bobby Bones
We don't know for sure, but had.
Eddie
To have been don't know who that was.
Bobby Bones
Abby, anything. Because you did not bring the caroling group in that you have sang with over the past years where you dress up like the 1800s. Right?
Amy
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Did you get fired? No.
Amy
He did ask me to do it again, but I was like, super overwhelmed this year and I like to put like 100% in everything I do. So I said I can't do it this year, so I didn't get fired.
Bobby Bones
Overwhelmed with like, boyfriend.
Amy
Cuz you have a boyfriend this year? Work. Yeah, I'm trying to have be a good girlfriend. I guess sometimes I just put too many irons in the fire. So I was like, okay, I got to take a step back and prioritize things.
Bobby Bones
You just made a grunt. Why are you grunting? You have nothing to do with this. On.
Eddie
It sounds like she got let go, guys. I feel bad for her.
Amy
No, she just said they asked her. Yeah, he did ask.
Bobby Bones
So you didn't get let go?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
So that person is an idiot.
Amy
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Annie's an idiot. We think it's a he.
Lunchbox
I mean, we know.
Eddie
Do you think that she would have come to you and said, hey, I'm not bringing the carolers in. I turned them down this year. Or she was hoping we would not notice. That's what the person said on the voice changer.
Amy
That person, you don't ever listen to.
Bobby Bones
Anything, but yet he knows every single word that person said. Yeah, Abby, maybe next year.
Amy
Yeah, maybe next year.
Bobby Bones
Okay, thank you. And Abby did not get fired. Everybody, let's spill the tea. How many of those, percentage wise is Lunchbox doing stupid things that actually don't turn out to be real? 88%.
Eddie
I don't know that was.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you don't know that was. Okay, Okay, I do want to say Tickets to the Million Dollar show go on sale Friday at 10am Central Time, which is a big show Eddie and I do for St. Jude. And also performing with us will be Miranda Lambert and Bailey Zimmerman and If you love 90s country, Clint Black, Tracy Lawrence, our friend George Burge. O town's getting back together. My old band. It's gonna be amazing. Tickets, Friday, 10am Central@bobbybones.com Other special guests too, that we can announce. Thank you. See you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. Bobby the Bobby Bones show theme song, written, produced and sang by reedyarberry. You can find his Instagram Scuba Steve executive producer Raymundo Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – WEDS PT 2: Bobby Dreamed About His Mom + Awkward Bathroom Drama + Most Attractive Male Hobbies According To Women
Release Date: January 15, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Producer: Premiere Networks
[02:39] Bobby Bones:
The episode kicks off with Bobby sharing his signature segment, the "Morning Corny," where he delivers a light-hearted joke to set a positive tone for the day.
[02:39] Amy:
“What do you call a potato reluctant to get off the couch?”
[02:42] Bobby Bones:
“What?”
[02:42] Amy:
“A hesitator.”
[02:44] Bobby Bones:
“That's good. That was the morning Corny Bones.”
This segment not only provides a chuckle but also fosters a friendly and engaging atmosphere among the hosts.
Bobby and his co-hosts delve into a discussion about hobbies that women find attractive in men. They explore both appealing and less desirable pastimes, adding personal anecdotes and humorous insights.
Attractive Hobbies:
Reading ([03:23] Amy):
“The number one most attractive male hobby is reading.”
Bobby shares his passion for reading, mentioning, “I read 10 or 11 full books last year, but I only did in like a four-month span.”
Speaking a Foreign Language ([03:49] Amy):
“Number two is speaking a foreign language.”
[04:00] Bobby Bones:
“I know Spanish more than French because I had Mexican friends and had to learn enough to understand them.”
Playing an Instrument ([04:28] Amy):
Bobby confesses his interest in playing the guitar, though humorously notes his wife doesn't find it particularly attractive.
“My wife does not think me playing guitar is that attractive.”
Cooking ([04:47] Amy):
“Number four is cooking.”
Bobby admits, “I don't do that. I don't do that.”
Woodworking ([04:56] Amy):
“The top five is woodworking.”
Discussion ensues about the practicality and appeal of woodworking as a hobby.
Unattractive Hobbies:
Comic Books ([05:46] Amy):
“Comic books are considered unattractive.”
Cosplay ([05:53] Amy):
“Cosplay isn’t seen as sexy.”
Debating ([06:02] Amy):
“Debating is listed as unattractive.”
Bobby counters, mentioning, “We do it on the show every day.”
Drinking ([06:17] Amy):
“Drinking too much is unattractive.”
Bobby adds, “If it's more of a lifestyle, that probably…”
Magic: The Gathering (MTG) ([06:27] Amy):
“MTG is the fifth least attractive hobby.”
Bobby relates it to his "nerdy" interests but acknowledges its popularity among certain celebrities.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones ([03:23]):
“I really have seasons of reading.”
Amy ([07:20]):
“He's a CPAP dropout. You're with the majority.”
(Note: This quote may relate to a different segment but reflects the show's dynamic conversations.)
Bobby introduces a game segment where participants identify Internet phenomena known for their brief moments of fame. The game is both entertaining and educational, highlighting how quickly viral fame can rise and fade.
Examples Discussed:
Nadia Solomon ([09:13] Eddie):
Known as "Octomom" for giving birth to octuplets.
Antoine Dodson ([12:25] Bobby Bones):
“Hide your kids, hide your wife.”
Bobby asks, “Who's the Internet sensation who said, 'Hide your kids, hide your wife' during a news interview?”
[12:31] Eddie:
“Octomom.”
[12:25] Bobby Bones:
“Antoine Dodson. Hide your kids, hide your wife.”
Chewbacca Mom ([14:57] Bobby Bones):
“Chewbacca Mom is correct.”
Referring to Candace Payne, who became viral for her joyful Wookiee mask video.
Other Phenomena:
Discussions included a viral kid's reaction to anesthesia and a Target cashier’s viral photo.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones ([12:25]):
“Antoine Dodson. Hide your kids, hide your wife.”
Amy ([15:16]):
“Octo mom.”
Bobby recounts an embarrassing incident involving a coworker, Reed, who enters a bathroom under maintenance, leading to an awkward and humorous situation. The story sparks a lively discussion among the hosts about similar bathroom mishaps.
Story Highlights:
Reed’s Incident ([18:50] Bobby Bones):
Reed enters a bathroom being repaired, notices tools scattered around, and accidentally has an embarrassing accident.
“He was like, 'I'm so sorry. I accidentally pooped where the tools were.'”
Hosts' Reactions:
Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie share their thoughts and similar experiences, discussing the etiquette and consequences of such mishaps.
Notable Quotes:
Amy ([21:04]):
“He was embarrassed.”
Lunchbox ([22:12] Bobby Bones):
“It's a faux room.”
Eddie ([22:18] Bobby Bones):
“She likes the way I look in my soccer short.”
(Relating to another bathroom-related anecdote.)
The conversation shifts to the psychological benefits of sleep, particularly its role in memory processing and emotional well-being.
Discussion Points:
Memory Erasure ([24:08] Bobby Bones):
“Therapy for our emotions is what they call sleep.”
Bobby shares insights from studies suggesting that sleep can help erase bad memories through processes like targeted memory reactivation.
Personal Anecdotes:
Bobby talks about his own sleep struggles, including sleep apnea and restless nights which affect his memory and mood.
Notable Quotes:
Amy ([26:13]):
“Our brain is doing so many things while we're sleeping.”
She references the movie Inside Out to explain memory processing.
Bobby Bones ([24:20]):
“I wake up in the middle of the night with my heart just pounding.”
The hosts address workplace dynamics, specifically how to handle bosses who frequently yell.
Key Insights:
Observational Strategy ([29:00] Bobby Bones):
“If they do that with everyone, it really doesn't have anything to do with you.”
Bobby advises listeners to observe if a boss's yelling is generalized or directed solely at them to determine its impact on their mental health.
Personal Experience ([29:56] Bobby Bones):
“One time, got yelled at, let's just say we never heard from him again.”
Sharing his approach to not engage with toxic behavior.
Notable Quotes:
Exploring societal perceptions, the hosts discuss the concept of "bald power" and its influence on attractiveness and self-confidence.
Discussion Highlights:
Psychological Study ([31:38] Lunchbox):
“From Psychology Today, you are speaking some truth.”
They reference studies indicating that a shaved scalp is often perceived as more confident and powerful compared to partial baldness.
Personal Decisions ([32:22] Bobby Bones):
“Tomorrow with a shaved head even though I'm not losing my hair.”
Bobby contemplates the psychological benefits of hair removal.
Notable Quotes:
Lunchbox ([32:32] Amy):
“Confident.”
Bobby Bones ([32:44]):
“Confident because I've decided to be confident with their head.”
In this segment, an anonymous report claims that Abby has been fired. However, it’s later revealed that Amy is Abby, adding a layer of humor and camaraderie to the show.
Key Points:
Anonymous Claim ([50:29] Amy):
“Abby has been fired.”
Initially taken seriously by the hosts, creating suspense.
Reveal ([52:29] Amy):
“I didn't get fired.”
Amy clarifies that she simply declined a request to bring the caroling group, debunking the rumor.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones ([50:42] Bobby Bones):
“Abby has been fired.”
Amy ([52:04] Bobby Bones):
“I was like, super overwhelmed this year and I like to put like 100% in everything I do.”
Towards the end, Bobby shares a humorous story from England about how a burglar was caught due to stepping in dog poop, highlighting the unexpected ways justice can be served.
Story Details:
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones ([50:13] Bobby Bones):
“Boom, boom.”
Eddie ([50:14] Bobby Bones):
“That’s your bonehead story of the day.”
While primarily promotional, Bobby takes a moment to announce upcoming events and encourage listeners to participate in cause-driven activities.
Highlights:
Million Dollar Show:
“Tickets to the Million Dollar show go on sale Friday at 10am Central Time, which is a big show Eddie and I do for St. Jude.”
Featuring performances by Miranda Lambert, Bailey Zimmerman, and more.
Social Media Engagement:
Bobby mentions plans to share drone footage on his Instagram, engaging with fans beyond the podcast.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones ([53:05] Eddie):
“You never know who’s gonna drop by. Mr. Bryan Cranston is with us.”
Bobby Bones ([53:05] Eddie):
“Thank you for listening to the podcast.”
Throughout the episode, Bobby Bones masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions, creating an engaging and relatable experience for listeners. From playful segments like "Morning Corny" and "15 Seconds of Fame" to deeper conversations about mental health and societal perceptions, the show offers a well-rounded and entertaining discourse. Notably, the camaraderie among the hosts—Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie—adds a dynamic and authentic layer to the conversations, making "The Bobby Bones Show" a must-listen for fans seeking both laughter and meaningful dialogue.
Notable Overall Quotes:
Bobby Bones:
“I don't think she finds that to be that attractive.” ([04:31])
“But I wanted to rest because he had to deal with me.” ([30:25])
Amy:
“I can handle it.” ([18:48])
“Yeah, not ideal.” ([24:08])
This summary encapsulates the key segments and discussions from the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the podcast.