WEDS PT 2: Bobby Explains Why He’s Feeling Weird + New Crime Trend…Check Your Bushes! + Show Member Making Us Look Bad To Bosses

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – May 20, 2026 (WEDS PT 2)

Host: Bobby Bones / Premiere Networks
Main Theme: Bobby’s “weirdness,” surprising workplace confessions, a wild new crime trend, and the quirks of show life

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic Bobby Bones Show blend of playful banter, listener questions, and real talk about daily life. Bobby opens up about feeling “weird” due to fasting for a physical, and the crew dives into topics ranging from embarrassing work habits to bizarre true crime trends (like criminals hiding cameras in bushes!). Show members take calls from listeners, address offbeat headlines, and poke fun at each other’s quirks—covering everything from high heel “shape” to college degrees, workplace messiness, and even nostalgia for family vacations. The tone remains light and honest, with moments of thoughtful discussion.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Why Bobby’s Feeling “Weird”

• [34:41] Bobby confesses he’s off his game because he’s fasting for a medical physical and is a bit irritable and tired.
  • “I'm fasting because I have a little something today called physical and it's been brutal.” – Bobby ([34:41])
  • The group jokes about fasting, with Amy comparing it to a spiritual fast and teasing Bobby about not bragging.
  • Bobby laments missing his chance for a late-night snack: “I wish I'd eaten at 11:59 because I'm hurting a little bit.”

2. Listener Voicemails & Responses

• Topics range from Lunchbox's (Daniel’s) public vs. studio behavior with celebrities, to high heel "shape," to Amy’s single-status group outings.
  • On Lunchbox’s starstruck split personality ([02:51]):
    • Bobby: “Difference is seeing them in the wild is a lot more extravagant, a lot cooler.”
    • Group concludes Lunchbox behaves differently out in public because he can actually interact one-on-one; in studio, he’s just an observer.
  • On “high heel shape” ([05:25]):
    • Lunchbox: “If you wear [heels] every single day, their feet are used to it… People that don't wear them, you get out of high heel shape.”
  • On Amy seeking group hangouts when single ([07:15]):
    • Amy: “Well, I have more time… But I will agree that when you are not in a relationship, you have more time.”

3. Show Member Making the Team “Look Bad”

• [08:48] Eddie calls out Abby for a messy workstation after a company exec complained.
  • Eddie: “A higher up… was walking around the building, comes by our studio, says, 'Oh my gosh, who sits here? It's so messy.' And it was Abby's desk.” ([08:53])
  • Abby defends her workspace (“This is all stuff that I need…”), but the team pressures her to tidy up.
  • Bobby: “Just make it 30% better. Can you do that?”
  • A classic moment of friendly shaming; Abby reluctantly accepts.

4. Inspirational Stories: Billie Jean King’s Degree, Shaq’s Master’s

• [10:53] Amy shares that Billie Jean King earned her degree at 82 years old, encouraging Lunchbox to finish his last college class.
  • Billie Jean King quote: “It’s never too late to learn, to grow or to chase the dream that quietly calls your name.” ([11:15])
  • The crew jokes about honorary degrees, with Bobby noting, “She went online, did online classes, according to the story.”
  • Shaquille O’Neal’s multiple degrees get a mention, with playful banter about graduation speeches ([12:19]).

5. Current Event: Crime Trend — Cameras in Bushes

• [29:37] Bobby brings up a bizarre new burglary trend: criminals hiding cameras in bushes to monitor when residents leave home.
  • Bobby: “Authorities are warning residents to watch for hidden surveillance devices… cameras hidden inside bushes.”
  • Amy and the group discuss ways to “outsmart” the cameras but realize it’s almost impossible.
  • Bobby shares how after his own home was robbed live on-air, he appreciated they didn’t harm his dog.
    • “There was a bit of thankfulness, like, in my heart that they did not mess with my dog…” ([32:48])
  • Listeners are advised: “Check yards, hedges and entry areas for suspicious devices.” – Bobby

6. Workplace & Job Reflections

• [49:24] Discussion: Would you quit your job for a year’s paid salary?

  • Most of the team says no—security and liking the current job outweigh the offer.
  • Lunchbox: “I can't live for the rest of my life off of one year... When it comes down to it… I don't know what job I'm going to get.”
  • Group laughs about what other jobs Lunchbox could do (“Entertain.” “So you can be a dancer?”).

• [40:10] A caller questions Lunchbox’s resistance to finishing his degree, since he can't even get a job at a baseball game.

  • Lunchbox: “Maybe baseball thought I was too qualified… Too famous.”
  • Amy: “You need to call your advisor.”
  • Lunchbox: “You think my advisor still works there?”
  • Bobby: “No, but you can have one!”

7. Food Delivery Confessions & Mishaps

• [19:33] Listener shares doorbell cam footage of a delivery driver stomping on her Popeyes order after photographing it.
  • Bobby: “He was having a bad day.”
  • The team shares stories of food being dropped or forgotten (intentionally or not). Bobby confesses to once paying for fast food then leaving as a prank: “That was entertaining for me.”
  • Story of restaurants reusing uneaten rolls for croutons ([21:41]):
    • Bobby: “If a roll was half eaten on a plate, they told us to bring it in and just cut off the part that had been eaten, and we’d put it back in the oven for croutons.”

8. Fun Headlines and Pop Culture

• NFL: The Super Bowl is coming to Nashville in 2030.
  • Dream scenario: The Cowboys play there, which Eddie thinks would be fate for him ([16:32]).
• Historical keepsake: US Mint’s new coin includes copper from the Statue of Liberty ([22:50]).
  • Guest/Co-host: “I remember when I was a kid, my dad had a piece of the Berlin Wall… I feel like this is pretty cool.”

9. Beauty/Fitness Trends: Face Rollers

• Eddie tries using a frozen roller to make his face look slimmer in the mornings.
  • Amy: “You got to open up those pathways so that the fluid has somewhere to go.” ([25:16])
  • The group jokes about “lymphatic drainage.”
  • Bobby admits using a roller before TV to reduce swelling.

10. Odd News & Senior Pranks

• [37:02] Student in Michigan almost gets shot by a cop during a “water gun” senior prank, prompting discussion about the dangers of such games.
  • Bobby: “That kid was one controlled officer away from being squirted.”
  • Amy and Bobby agree: never prank a police officer, especially with something that looks like a weapon.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lunchbox on his “high heel shape” theory ([05:33]):
  • “Women that go into an office every day and wear high heels, they're in high heel shape because they wear them every single day. Their feet are used to it… You get out of high heel shape.”
• Billie Jean King encouragement ([11:15]):
  • “It’s never too late to learn, to grow or to chase the dream that still quietly calls your name.” – shared by Amy
• Bobby on house break-in ([32:48]):
  • "There was a bit of thankfulness… that they did not mess with my dog."
• Eddie’s sentimental keepsake ([23:29]):
  • “My dad had a piece of the Berlin Wall and I always thought that was so cool.”
• Bobby, poking fun at men’s body image denial ([48:38]):
  • “Research suggests that about 60% of men who are clinically overweight don’t think they are. They look in the mirror and they're like, nope, not overweight.”
  • Amy, laughing: “Okay, that makes sense. So y’all have… you’re delusional.”
• Lunchbox on job qualifications ([51:19]):
  • “Entertain.”
  • Guest/Co-host: “So you can be a dancer?”

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Additional Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:48] – Listener question about Lunchbox’s behavior with celebrities
• [08:48] – Eddie on Abby's messy workspace
• [10:53] – Billie Jean King's degree inspires Lunchbox
• [29:37] – Crime trend: cameras hidden in bushes
• [34:41] – Bobby discusses fasting, feeling “weird”
• [40:10] – Listener calls about Lunchbox’s lack of degree
• [49:24] – Would you quit your job for a year’s salary?
• [52:01] – Apple “high alert” scam story

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is candid, goofy, and relatable, with Bobby and crew playfully ribbing each other while also encouraging openness about daily struggles—whether it’s workplace messiness, feeling lonely (or “out of lonely shape”), or making mistakes. There’s a running thread of not taking yourself too seriously and supporting each other through the weird and wacky parts of modern life.

Useful For:
Listeners who want a friendly, honest take on pop culture, real life, and the little messes we all get into—served with laughter, listener interaction, and an approachable vibe.

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Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby]

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[Amy]

I'm Joe.

[Bobby]

I'm Kevin.

[Nick Jonas]

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[Bobby]

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[Nick Jonas]

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[Bobby]

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[Nick Jonas]

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[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

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[Bobby]

app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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[Bobby]

All right, let's run some voicemails here. Number one, please.

[Caller/Listener]

Riddle me this. How is it when Daniel goes out in public and sees a famous person or artist, he acts a fool and turns into Lunchbox and gets excited to interview the people and talk to them on the streets. But yet when Lunchbox goes in to the studio and you bring in a performer or someone famous, he turns into a Daniel and doesn't care about the person being there. Thanks, guys. Love you. Bye.

[Bobby]

It's a good question because if he sees anybody that has a bit of fame, he runs up to them, screams and freaks out. There are people that come in the studio that are actually famous. He does not look up from his computer. He does his little crossword puzzle and doesn't care. What's the difference?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Difference is seeing them in the wild is a lot more like extravagant, a lot cooler. And also when they're in here, they're not going to talk to me. They're talking to Bobby doing the interview. So. And mostly a lot of them in here. So it's just like I got one on one time with them out there. Here, I'm just like an observer and I'm, all right, cool. You know, you're here and they're not as exciting here. It's more fun when you, like, don't expect to see them. It's a lot cooler when you agree when you see them in the wild is a lot cooler.

[Guest/Co-host]

It is pretty cool when you see someone out, like at a grocery store.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Yeah. But I don't bother them.

[Guest/Co-host]

No, I don't either. Lunchbox does.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's the bother. Right? And Daniel's the chiller.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I don't even know.

[Bobby]

I don't know. But Lunchbox also just, like, he's not chilling. He just is. He doesn't care. It feels like since he's not going to get any attention, he'll show them by not giving them any attention. That's basically what he just said.

[Guest/Co-host]

And it's almost like he's intimidated when they come in here.

[Bobby]

Right.

[Guest/Co-host]

Like, he shuts down, gets in a shell like, oh, I can't bother them.

[Bobby]

No, you just said they're not going to pay any attention to you because it's only me. So then you're going to show them by not giving them any attention.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I don't know what Eddie, but Eddie's saying I was intimidated. I'm not intimidated. It's just Bobby's going to do the interview, so I have nothing. I mean, there's no interaction So I can say hi to him and then I go to my computer and get to work.

[Guest/Co-host]

But even when they walk in, you don't even say hi. You don't even look at them.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Well, some of my. I don't know who they are. Okay, so.

[Bobby]

But you would if you paid attention. And also their names on the screen right behind them where they sit.

[Guest/Co-host]

And we have a calendar invite with

[Bobby]

a massive picture and their names on it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, I mean, some just. I'm like, hey, what up? Some I'm not.

[Bobby]

Alright.

[Caller/Listener]

Number two, I just want to know if Lunchbox could explain his wife and the Jimmy Choo shoes. If she could ever be high heel condition. I don't know. I know Eddie kind of said something about it, but everybody slept under the rug. Just one explanation. Love you guys.

[Bobby]

You said she's not in high heel shape. Could she get there by wearing the shoes?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I mean, she would probably. It's sort of like you don't want to learn on your own car. Like if you're trying to teach someone how to learn a stick shift.

[Bobby]

She knows how to walk in high heels.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I don't know if she does anymore. She doesn't ever wear high heels now. So I think it would take a long time for her to go out in those high heels, to get used to walking in them again. And that's what I mean by high heel shape. Like women that go into an office every day and wear high heels, they're in high heel shape because they wear them every single day. Their feet are used to it. That people that don't wear them. You get out of high heel shape. It's a true thing. If you know women.

[Guest/Co-host]

True.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No, no. If you know women. That is absolutely true. They'll talk about it.

[Nick Jonas]

Okay.

[Guest/Co-host]

Did you guys hear that yesterday? And just not like think I was like, wow. Immediately when he said she's not in high heels shape. I'm like, oh my gosh, he's disrespecting his wife right now.

[Bobby]

I took it as he just didn't want to pass up selling the shoes. And so I made up an excuse. Like I can understand if you wear a different kind of shoe. It hurts your feet for a little bit. But she knows how to wear high heels and maybe she doesn't have enough reasons to wear high heels because he doesn't and she doesn't. They don't do anything.

[Guest/Co-host]

Was she ever in high heel? Was it called shape? Shape?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't feel like shape is a health active thing.

[Guest/Co-host]

So that's what I thought, like, yeah, like, if I'm out of shape, I'm not ready to go. No.

[Bobby]

I feel like feet.

[Amy]

You're used to walking in the heels.

[Guest/Co-host]

Okay. Man. I was.

[Bobby]

That would be. Yeah. I guess that's why I didn't think much about it, because I didn't take it as you took it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Right. It was more of a. She doesn't wear them, so her feet would really hurt. And after 30 minutes, she'd be like, I got to take these things off. Not in high heel shape.

[Guest/Co-host]

Right. I feel better about it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

It's like hiking boots. If you wore hiking boots just, like, on a random hike without ever wearing them.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I have to wear hiking boots sometimes, but any shoe I don't break in can be bothersome to me.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Exactly.

[Bobby]

No. Okay, next one.

[Caller/Listener]

You can always tell when Amy is single because she's always wanting to do group outings. When she was dating her ex boyfriend, the push for group outings was just not there. But now all she wants to do is hang out with all you guys outside of work all the time. Have a good one.

[Amy]

Well, I have more time.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. That makes sense. You're alone.

[Amy]

And I think that even when I was with him, I was still lobbying for group activities amongst us.

[Bobby]

Whenever you're lonely, you're not in lonely shape enough, so you're not used to it.

[Amy]

Lonely shape.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You have a significant other. There's a lot of time dedicated to them. When you don't, there's free time. And Amy's like, let's do some free time stuff.

[Amy]

Yeah. I do think in that year and a half, though, I lobbied for us to do something. Some form of retreat or hang time or activity.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So.

[Bobby]

But more so.

[Amy]

I just don't know that that is totally accurate.

[Bobby]

Fair enough.

[Amy]

But I will agree that when you are not in a relationship, you have more time.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Glad we could agree on that.

[Amy]

Lots of time.

[Guest/Co-host]

And we're all still in relationship.

[Amy]

Well, so am I the only one

[Guest/Co-host]

after that conference, Am I the only

[Amy]

one out of everybody?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

That's pretty.

[Bobby]

I think now.

[Amy]

Cool.

[Bobby]

That's tough. But you were. Yeah, I was married. And then you had a boyfriend.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Guest/Co-host]

It's just a season.

[Amy]

Season.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

All right, well.

[Amy]

So y' all want to do something?

[Bobby]

Okay. Abby's making us all look bad, according to Eddie.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, guys, this is not good.

[Bobby]

Eddie, what happened?

[Guest/Co-host]

So a higher up. I don't even want to say who it was. Someone high up in the company was walking around the building, comes by Our studio to say hi and says, oh, my gosh, who sits here? It's so messy. This does not look good. And it was Abby's desk.

[Amy]

No, they didn't.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yes, they did. Abby, ask Scuba who was the higher up. Oh, I can't. I can't.

[Bobby]

There's not a single higher up that. I don't think there's a higher up gone.

[Guest/Co-host]

And then they got mad about the

[Robert Smigel]

boxes in the corner, so.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

All right, I'll move those boxes, and I put them in the closet.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, right. That's right. And who put the boxes there?

[Bobby]

Not me. Not me. I didn't put those there. Are you gross at home?

[Amy]

No. Gross.

[Bobby]

Yeah, like, just crap everywhere.

[Amy]

This isn't crap. This is all stuff that I need. I have Kleenex, scissors, hand sanitizer, pages that I had saved that I have to write, commercial times, the phone, my computer. My computer. A notepad. What is that?

[Guest/Co-host]

A candle? Like, what else you have.

[Amy]

That's Ray's candle.

[Guest/Co-host]

It's not a good.

[Bobby]

It's totally higher up.

[Amy]

Yeah. You can't even say no.

[Bobby]

Tell me in my ear where they can hear.

[Guest/Co-host]

There we go. I mean, that's a higher up.

[Bobby]

Yeah, of course it's a higher up. But that's okay.

[Amy]

She knows where I sit.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

It's not her.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah. It's the one that you passed on sitting next to.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's way up there, Abby.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Okay, it is. Let's just keep her stuff straight. Keep her stuff straight.

[Guest/Co-host]

But first you have to admit that your workspace is dirty. Like, and Abby is not admitting that it's.

[Bobby]

Abby, is your workspace dirty compared to everyone else's?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, how about it?

[Guest/Co-host]

Get to work.

[Bobby]

Get to fixin'. It's embarrassing, so get to fixin'. I didn't notice it. I don't go in that room. So just make it 30% better. Can you do that?

[Amy]

Yeah, just keep on walking.

[Bobby]

Oh, you don't want me to stop by like him? No, you don't have to. It doesn't look good around the room. Amy.

[Amy]

So this is for lunchbox. Just a little encouragement that I saw yesterday. Billie Jean King, tennis player. Yeah. At 82 years old, she earned her history degree from Cal State Los Angeles this week, 65 years after she first started classes there.

[Bobby]

That might also encourage him to not get it until he's 70 years old.

[Amy]

And here's a quote from her. It's never too late to learn, to grow or to chase the dream that still quietly Calls your name. Life has a way of rerouting our paths and asking us to begin again when we least expect it.

[Guest/Co-host]

Amy, do you know if she, like, had to go back to, like, school and do a bunch of classes?

[Amy]

She did it online.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Or did they just give it to her because she's Billy?

[Amy]

I mean, I'm looking at a picture of her in her cap and gown and sash thingy, and I would think

[Bobby]

they would have given it to her way before this if it were just about giving it to her. So I would think she finished her education.

[Amy]

Yeah. This is clearly the difference between her and lunch boxes. She says it's never too late to learn, to grow and chase a dream. He doesn't want to learn, grow, and it's not his dream, I guess.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I learn and grow every day, but I chase dreams.

[Guest/Co-host]

You sound like Trump there.

[Amy]

But learn and grow.

[Bobby]

I'm the best at growing.

[Amy]

Of course I learn. I'm the best at learning.

[Guest/Co-host]

And that's the only difference between her and lunchbox.

[Bobby]

She went online, did online classes, according to the story.

[Amy]

Okay, but we're. Yeah, that's.

[Bobby]

Shaq got his master's.

[Amy]

Oh, really? In what?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

In something. But they did a whole shack ceremony.

[Amy]

Generosity.

[Guest/Co-host]

That wasn't honorary.

[Bobby]

That's a real one.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

And then he got up and gave a speech.

[Bobby]

He got a master's of liberal Arts from Louisiana State University and an MBA from the University of Phoenix. But the real the Master of Liberal Arts is, I think, what that was.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You want the audio?

[Amy]

Hit it, Shaquille. I hate Charles Barkley.

[Caller/Listener]

O' Neal

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Dunk says, I want to leave you with. But this is not the end of your journey.

[Bobby]

Make sure you continue.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Continue to strive, continue to learn, continue to have fun, and continue to eat shackalicious gummies at your local 7 11.

[Bobby]

That's funny.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah. I mean, I figured he'd pay off all their student debt. I mean, right?

[Bobby]

Why do you hate Shaq so much?

[Amy]

Hate her.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

If you're the.

[Bobby]

If Shaq walk in this room, too, Lunchbox would be rubbing his butt.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yes.

[Bobby]

He will be like, oh, I love you.

[Guest/Co-host]

Can I get a picture?

[Bobby]

Oh, I want to get a picture. Mr. Sha. Question.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

What if you're one of those students graduating? Are you annoyed that Shaq got all the attention for your graduation? Like it was all about Shaq?

[Bobby]

No, it's. Shaq spoke. That's the coolest speaker ever. Okay. And at graduation, it's, like, thousands of people. Nobody's really getting any attention taken from them. You just get your name read. Okay.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

And then I guess you could tell people you graduated with Shaq.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

So you just found the bright side, the silver lining.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's what I do, man.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox your story.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah. Back on April 2, there was a school board meeting, and there was a high school girl sitting up there with the school board members. And the guy puts his arm around the girl and does this.

[Commercial Voice]

God, you're hot.

[Guest/Co-host]

You know that?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Where'd you go school at? Well, he has been charged with assault.

[Bobby]

Assault is really not something that I expected.

[Guest/Co-host]

Wow.

[Amy]

From that incident.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Or is that physical contact? On the incident of April 2, he has been charged with assault.

[Amy]

Huh.

[Bobby]

I saw it. I don't know that I would go assault.

[Amy]

Is verbal assault a thing? Like, for a kid to be told they're hot by an old man?

[Guest/Co-host]

But he did put his hand on her, Right. So that makes it physical.

[Bobby]

I thought he should be kicked off the school board for sure. But they weren't kicking him off.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No, they didn't kick him off. They said it was an elected thing, and then you can be kicked off

[Bobby]

the things you're elected on. The board just has to kick off.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

But then she went to a May 7 board meeting and stood at the mic on the. In the crowd and said, you guys are all cowards. None of you guys did anything. And then, boom. Finally, authorities have charged him with assault.

[Guest/Co-host]

She went and said that on the mic?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yep.

[Guest/Co-host]

I never saw that one. I just saw that guy that did that.

[Bobby]

Yeah, a dude did it, too, man.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, the dude did it that night. But she said, this past month has been terrible for me. Like, the emotions and, like, you weren't. Your excuse of whatever you were saying is, like, that's bull crap. I don't buy it. And it was pretty interesting.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, man. When that first came out, I was like, we're missing something. There's no way someone is that stupid to say that out loud in a board meeting.

[Amy]

Right.

[Guest/Co-host]

I'm missing something. Like, maybe there's something before that, like, where they made the joke, but there wasn't. He literally said that.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I was a little beside myself, too, with not understanding. And then I went back and saw a little before, a little after to make sure. No, he's just a weird dude. Yeah. You can't say that to a kid. And then he's like, I'm just saying it because she was smart.

[Guest/Co-host]

No.

[Bobby]

I never once have told somebody that they're smart by talking about how hot they are.

[Guest/Co-host]

No.

[Amy]

Like. Or if I Am now.

[Bobby]

I've told people that are hot, how smart they are lying, just hoping they'd like me back. But I never have done the opposite.

[Amy]

I feel like a better line for that. Like, when my kids are doing well, I'm never like, you're. You're hot. I'm like, you're on fire. Like, that's a bet here.

[Bobby]

It's also your kid.

[Amy]

Okay. I'm just thinking when I'm talking to a kid or anything, like, you're on a. You're on a streak. You're on a roll.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

You're on fire.

[Amy]

You're on fire. Is the more.

[Guest/Co-host]

It's definitely different than you're hot.

[Bobby]

Damn.

[Guest/Co-host]

Where do you go to school?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And maybe if the guy was, like, from Norway and is like, you are on to fire. Yes.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And are you.

[Caller/Listener]

You're the.

[Bobby]

You're on the hot. We'd have been like, oh, I think he meant on fire. His English wasn't translating. But, no, I don't think that's the case. Yeah. Weirdo. All right, Eddie.

[Guest/Co-host]

So, guys, it's happening. The super bowl is happening here in Nashville, Tennessee, on 2030.

[Bobby]

On 2030.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. On 2030.

[Bobby]

In 2030. Oh. On.

[Guest/Co-host]

In 2030.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, yeah. Which, man. How amazing would it be if the Cowboys were in that Super Bowl?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

They won't be.

[Amy]

Is there time for that? Like, do they have that many years to get good?

[Guest/Co-host]

What? They have a chance every year.

[Bobby]

Interesting question. The answer is yes. But just looking statistically at the last 30 years, comparing it to the next three, probably not.

[Guest/Co-host]

Gosh, that would be amazing. The Cowboys.

[Bobby]

So that's why it's cool to you that possibly the Cowboys could play in a Super bowl in your town more than it just comes to town.

[Guest/Co-host]

I just feel like that would be fate, you know, for you.

[Bobby]

All of that is fate for you. You think the super bowl coming to Nashville, the Cowboys making the super bowl, all would be for you, then you do believe you live in a simulation?

[Guest/Co-host]

Well, for me and Mike would be great. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I never thought of it as them playing here. It'd be fun. But if you think it's some sort of fate, that means all of that was made for you, that all of that fate was built specifically for you, with all those moving pieces and people and circumstances, people winning, people losing money being spent, all for you, then you believe you live in a simulation.

[Guest/Co-host]

But what simulation would that be? No, I mean, the simulation would be

[Bobby]

you're the person, you're the main character, and everything is happening around and for you.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, I guess that would just be cool.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'll accept that.

[Guest/Co-host]

There you go.

[Bobby]

I'll accept that.

[Guest/Co-host]

That would be cool.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

We're on, man.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

But I've never lived in a town where they. The super bowl is. Is happening.

[Bobby]

Like, never lived in a town big enough. Right.

[Guest/Co-host]

I have either.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No one has. I mean, most of us have. That's tough. That's very few people. Because they go to the same city a lot of time.

[Bobby]

Or if you build a new stadium, which is why they're coming to Nashville, we're building a new stadium. All right. That will be a country music halftime show, though, I would assume.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, yeah, Gosh, that would be a slap in the face if it wasn't, I would assume.

[Bobby]

Because they kind of always do some locally.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And so, like some thread.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's true. In LA, they got all the rappers.

[Bobby]

Snoop and Dr. Dre did that. I don't really know any other ones offhand, but

[Guest/Co-host]

I think.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Where was the JLO, Shakira 1?

[Bobby]

Columbia.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Miami.

[Bobby]

Was it in Miami?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I. If my head is right, it seems like it was Miami.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So there you go. And it's not always that, but there are a lot of times where they do make a point to bring. Now, the Drake. Kendrick one wasn't. But. Oh, no, just Kendrick. It was just Kendrick, not Drake. It was just Kendrick. But. But Lil Wayne was upset because when it was in New Orleans, he thought it should be him for that same reason. Yeah, I think I thought it was Drake and Kendrick. No, Kendrick was making fun of Drake.

[Amy]

He threw shade.

[Bobby]

I don't think people say throwing shade anymore.

[Amy]

They don't?

[Bobby]

No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But that's what they did.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That was a really good use, though.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but I don't think that's really said that much.

[Amy]

Serena Williams dancing, you know, Morgan.

[Caller/Listener]

So there was a person who decided to order some food from Uber eats. It was 3 o' clock in the morning. She decided to get an order of Popeyes Chicken delivered to her door. She was excited. She told the driver to call or message her when she was there as to not wake up anybody else in the house. Well, she ended up dozing off and not waking up.

[Amy]

The driver delivered it.

[Caller/Listener]

He takes a picture, but then he stomps on it and then just walks away. She sees it on a doorbell camera and she wakes up the next morning, she walks out completely flat. Food. And that's all that happened.

[Bobby]

Okay, so he didn't know the tip he wasn't getting, right?

[Amy]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

And he potentially had one if she put one in already.

[Bobby]

But I'm saying I can understand the stomp. Shouldn't do it if you know the person's stiffing you.

[Caller/Listener]

And I don't think he knew at that point. He hadn't even delivered it, so.

[Bobby]

So why the stomp?

[Caller/Listener]

She doesn't know. She just watched it. She watched him take it. He sets it on the porch. He takes a picture to confirm the delivery, and then after he takes a picture, he stomps on it, and then he just walks away, like, all angry.

[Guest/Co-host]

Bad day.

[Bobby]

He was having a bad day. Yeah. I'm looking at him here. He's got a pretty cool jacket on. He's down, and he kick, stomp. Done. He's just pissed at something else, and then he walks off. Dang.

[Guest/Co-host]

I saw a video yesterday of a delivery driver. He trips and all his food falls, and then he kind of. It's like soup was part of it, too.

[Bobby]

Puts it back in.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, it was like a smoothie or something.

[Guest/Co-host]

He tries to put it back in. He still delivered it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I mean, hey, we've all been there, but.

[Guest/Co-host]

What do you mean?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

When I worked at Jason's Deli, definitely dropped a tray of potato salad at a business downtown, and I definitely. I definitely scraped it back on.

[Bobby]

Oh, we've all been there, dude.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's not good.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I didn't say it's good.

[Bobby]

The restaurant that I worked at, I told you guys, if a roll was half eaten on a plate, they told us to bring it in and just cut off the part that had been eaten, and we'd put it back in the oven for croutons. And if I haven't touched it all, you put it back in the oven, and then it's mixed with the fresh, and you don't even know anymore. So you don't even know you put an old one, but you just know it was on somebody's plate, but you

[Guest/Co-host]

cut off the piece that was bitten.

[Bobby]

The crouton one. Yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. That's okay.

[Bobby]

It's not. It's not. Because you don't know what other part was licked. You don't know if they stopped eating it because they dropped it. You don't know.

[Guest/Co-host]

And they for sure touched it at one point.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Have you guys ever forgotten about a food delivery? Cause I definitely have.

[Bobby]

No, I've never been drunk.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that's fair. Mine definitely have been. I ordered it late at night, and I forgot. I Ordered food. I woke up the next morning, there was Taco Bell on my front porch

[Amy]

and I got really excited.

[Bobby]

Were you drunk?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's funny.

[Guest/Co-host]

I went through a drive thru once and I ordered and I paid and I went home. When I got home, like, dang it, I forgot my burger. I just paid and left.

[Bobby]

That's interesting.

[Guest/Co-host]

An idiot.

[Bobby]

I did that as like a prank a couple times. That thought was funny.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

What?

[Guest/Co-host]

What was the prank?

[Bobby]

I would go and pay and be like, haha, I'm not taking your food and drive off.

[Guest/Co-host]

They're probably like, what?

[Bobby]

No, I know. It was the whole point of it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Huh?

[Bobby]

That was literally the whole point of it was to confuse them. I'd be ordering, I'd go up $7. Okay, I'm not taking your food. And I'd drive off and they have the money.

[Guest/Co-host]

You're like, all right, fine.

[Bobby]

Man, that was fun for me. That was entertaining for me. All right, let's see. Americans can own a piece of the Statue of Liberty for 250 bucks.

[Amy]

How?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

What?

[Guest/Co-host]

But you can't have it.

[Bobby]

A piece of it?

[Amy]

They chipping away at it.

[Bobby]

Mint announced last week it'll be making a limited edition coin made of copper removed from the Statue of Liberty during its restoration in 1984, 85 and 86.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby]

The new coin will be the first time an original element of the Statue of Liberty has been transformed into national artifact. 250 bucks. That's pretty cool.

[Guest/Co-host]

I'm gonna get one of those.

[Bobby]

You are?

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Why does that excite you?

[Guest/Co-host]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

You like jumped at that. You made a note or something.

[Guest/Co-host]

Like, I remember when I was a kid, my dad had a piece of the Berlin Wall and I always thought that was so cool.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's crazy.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. Like he bought it. It was just like this, you know, where like when somebody went and collected a bunch of rocks and then sold them, I feel like this is pretty cool.

[Bobby]

Something. Yeah, you could tell something about that made you feel something and that's why you immediately wrote it down. It's because you're dad.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

I'm going to do it.

[Bobby]

Huh? Amy, will you look at Eddie's face? Just kind of show your face. Okay, what do you see?

[Amy]

I see a beard.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Amy]

I see a cowboy's hat.

[Bobby]

His face, though. Just his face.

[Amy]

Oh, his face. I see a beard with mostly black hair, but a little patch of gray on his chin.

[Guest/Co-host]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Guest/Co-host]

We're not getting where we need to be.

[Bobby]

What do you wanted to get?

[Amy]

I See dimples.

[Guest/Co-host]

Do I look skinnier to you? Like, my face does a little skinnier.

[Amy]

I don't like to comment on people's

[Guest/Co-host]

faces, but I'm asking you. You can say no.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Guest/Co-host]

No.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Wow.

[Amy]

I mean, it looks same.

[Guest/Co-host]

You look same, not skinnier.

[Amy]

Since from when?

[Guest/Co-host]

From this morning. I've been using my wife's. She bought this, like, frozen roller thing. It's like a frozen metal, and you put it on your face, and it's supposed to make you look skinnier in the morning.

[Amy]

A gua sha. Let me see it.

[Guest/Co-host]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Guest/Co-host]

I don't want to have it with me. I just do it before I leave.

[Amy]

I do that in the mornings. It's good to release the lymphatic drainage built up into your face.

[Guest/Co-host]

You know how those, like, boxers or UFC fighters, they have that metal, cold metal thing that reduces swelling? I think it's the same concept.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I've used them occasionally.

[Guest/Co-host]

You don't notice anything? Maybe like when I first come in in the morning.

[Bobby]

Oh, if we saw you. Fresh face.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

But the point of it is.

[Amy]

No. I feel like the longer the day goes on, the more the fluid is draining out.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's it.

[Guest/Co-host]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Do you.

[Amy]

Are you doing pump right here by your collarbone? Pump, pump, pump. You got to open that up.

[Guest/Co-host]

No, I'm just getting that roller thing put in my face.

[Amy]

Okay, well, then you're rolling it to. Nowhere has nowhere to go. You got to open up the highways.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, so I'm supposed to roll the lymphatic. What is it you're.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know what tool you're using, but it could be considered a lymphatic tool of some sort.

[Guest/Co-host]

And I'm trying to roll fluid out and down.

[Bobby]

And also the cold is.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's what I thought.

[Bobby]

Removing some of the swelling, too, possibly.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. Like putting a bag of ice on your face, like, would make it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

But kind of put in a weird place to go. Like, look at my face. What do you think? Sure did.

[Guest/Co-host]

I was hoping she'd be like, wow, you do look skinnier. Keep using it.

[Amy]

I think the more you do it, though, I would encourage you keep using it. And that's the thing with releasing that fluid from your face. The more you do it, it's not going to happen overnight, but if you're consistent with it, you'll do it. But you got to open up those pathways so that the fluid has somewhere to go. And you can Google where all your pathways are. Bobbi's wife and I were talking about this all the time. We're like, ugh, having to open up our pathways. But it's worth it. It takes like two minutes.

[Bobby]

Or you can just keep doing it and just feeling good.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Even if you don't look better, you feel better. It does.

[Amy]

Why not? But. No, but Bobby, now he's moving the fluid around and it has nowhere to go.

[Guest/Co-host]

But I'm not pushing that hard on it. Should I be pushing?

[Amy]

No, don't go hard. Right, Bobby, do you go hard?

[Guest/Co-host]

Do you have a roller?

[Bobby]

We have rollers. Mostly I do them before I would go on television. Just take some of the swelling or any of the inflammation.

[Amy]

It's crazy.

[Bobby]

Hyperia is out of your face.

[Amy]

Yeah, it can work.

[Guest/Co-host]

No, it's not working well. You just said I don't have to do it properly.

[Amy]

Good, good, good, Bobby.

[Bobby]

He's putting in his mouth. Oh, Lord.

[Amy]

He's like, I've been trying.

[Bobby]

All right, let's take a break.

[Amy]

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[Nick Jonas]

Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick?

[Bobby]

Huge news.

[Nick Jonas]

We created our own pod. Hey Jonas.

[Bobby]

We invented a podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to First People to do podcasts. Pretty. Yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts, but this one's extra special.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

So how did we.

[Nick Jonas]

How do we actually come up with the name hey Jonas? Guys, I honestly don't remember.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I think it was on a call

[Nick Jonas]

about what we should call it and,

[Caller/Listener]

well, we were thinking.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes, I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a

[Bobby]

bit for the podcast where people could

[Nick Jonas]

call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, hey Jonas. And offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

[Bobby]

Listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

Just listen.

[Bobby]

We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and Hilar. Various guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

[Caller/Listener]

Where does your group perform?

[Bobby]

We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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[Amy]

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[Bobby]

Criminals are now putting cameras in bushes to monitor when people are leaving their houses. Oh, so they're investing Better. Better in the olden days, they just would, like, stare in, right? But that's weird, huh?

[Amy]

Sucks freaky.

[Bobby]

Authorities are warning residents to watch for hidden surveillance devices after deputies are investigating at least one burglary where afterward the neighbor discovered cameras that were hidden inside bushes near their homes that were watching different houses. Investigators say one device was connected to a portable hotspot. So, I mean, yeah, just watching. All right, they're gone. Let's. Let's drive on over. Perfect.

[Amy]

I keep trying to think of ways to outsmart the camera. Like, can I park somewhere else and then sneak to my car? And then, you know.

[Bobby]

But you don't know if the camera's there.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby]

So you're just doing that randomly, not knowing any cameras just in case?

[Amy]

Or when you drive by the camera. So glad my house is full of people. I'm the only one leaving.

[Bobby]

Emmy does a whole show every time she leaves her house and there's no camera to be found.

[Amy]

I'm just trying to think of how I can. I mean, how. Yeah, that's. There's really no way around it.

[Guest/Co-host]

That does Worry me, though, that they don't know, like, if my kids are in the house.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You know, it worries me that they're just watching all the time regardless. It's because cameras are so cheap now, right? That's good, because we can buy technology and we can buy little cameras and we can put them around our homes to watch for bad guys. We can put them in our anything. But also they're using them for bad, the same where we're using them for good. Because they are so inexpensive.

[Amy]

I saw this rehabilitated burglar talking on Instagram.

[Bobby]

This is Amy's algorithm. And now another edition of Amy's algorithm.

[Amy]

Yeah, but she was saying, like, they used to break into houses all the time and it depended on their mood. Like, if they went during the daytime, they, like, didn't care about messing with the people. Obviously, you know, people are at work. You're being more considerate. She's like, but some of my crew, like, if we go at night, it's like, we literally don't care about you. Like, if you get in our way, it's way more dangerous. Those that want to go at night, when people are sleeping, they're okay with doing what they have to do to.

[Guest/Co-host]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

I don't like how that makes me feel. Like.

[Amy]

Well, I know. But. Yeah, think about it.

[Bobby]

My greatest nightmares. Because just of all my security issues, like, I've had my house broken into completely robbed while I was on the air, because they knew I was on the air.

[Amy]

See, that's a little more respectful.

[VRBO Advertiser]

You know what?

[Bobby]

Thanks for the respect.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby]

I will say, too, they were very respectful because when I got home and it's weird, and anyone that's had their house broken into, and I would say, even on a smaller level, their car, and you get in and you're like, something ain't right. Just for a second, you're like, huh? Because I walked into my house, I was like, something that's not right. I couldn't put it together. And then I noticed my back window was busted. I was like, did I do that? Was that like weed eating or something in the back? And then I realized, no, because I don't weed eat. So, okay, this ain't good. Then I look around and my. At the time, my PlayStation was in my living room. That's how you knew I was single.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it was in the living room underneath the tv and it was gone. And I noticed other stuff was gone. Oh, my. And then it hits you into your gut and your heart. You're like, oh, my God. And then you wonder, are they still in here?

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah. Can they see me right now?

[Bobby]

Or like, are they upstairs and I don't know it. And so all this happens. But the respectful thing that they did was I thought my dog. Because at the time I had Dusty, who was my dog I had for 13 years. I was like, oh, my God, my dog's at the house. And I go up and he's basically the one thing they left alone. He didn't, like, fight him or anything. Didn't expect him to. I always told him, if a robber comes, hey, be cool, just chill, man. Yeah, but I was. There was a bit of thankfulness, like, in my heart that they did not mess with my dog, that they could have easily kicked, killed, let him out, and he was there. But, yeah, that's a weird one. Anyway, they're saying, check your yards, hedges and entry areas for suspicious devices.

[Guest/Co-host]

Wonderful.

[Bobby]

That's weird. But it's all because, right, technology is cheaper. We can buy it and use it, but so can bad guys.

[Amy]

Right? And they can monitor multiple houses at once instead of being tied to one parked outside.

[Guest/Co-host]

You still have your camera detector. Yeah.

[Bobby]

So I bought a camera detector off the Internet. You go into a hotel room and it's.

[Caller/Listener]

Woo.

[Bobby]

You can find if any secret camera is, like, watching you. I bought that thing. I thought it was so cool and I never used it. It's somewhere in the house.

[Amy]

Well, but now you can put it around your yard.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna walk through my yard with it. Mostly it was for hotel rooms. I just kind of forgot about it.

[Guest/Co-host]

You used it, what, like one time.

[Bobby]

I don't think I really used it.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

They brought it in here.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I checked in here. If there were cameras. Yeah, there's like nine. There's like nine that we do the show on. You guys can call us if you would love to call us. We would love for you to call us. Questions or comments? 8, 7777 Bobby. That's our number. 8, 7777 B O, B B Y. I'm feeling a little weird today. And if I've been weird in studio, that's on me. I'm fasting because I have a little something today called physical and it's been brutal.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, this isn't a spiritual fast for three days like I did.

[Amy]

No, Bobby wouldn't brag about it.

[Bobby]

No, you wouldn't even know because you know what? You do it. The book says don't talk about it or brag about it.

[Guest/Co-host]

Good old books.

[Amy]

He's not on A street corner.

[Bobby]

So I have a physical today and they're like, don't eat, just drink water. And what's hard is I, I like to eat.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And we wake up early and I gotta perform. And so I've been hurting a little bit. I'm a little like starting to get weak.

[Amy]

Yeah. So it'll feel good. Just look forward to when it's done and you get to eat.

[Guest/Co-host]

What's the last thing you did?

[Amy]

Dinner.

[Bobby]

Yeah, a 5:30 dinner yesterday.

[Amy]

Well, you should have eaten a little

[Bobby]

later because I understand the logic of eating later. I was hungry.

[Amy]

Little snacky snack at midnight.

[Bobby]

We had some baby stuff that we were doing. And then the night got away from me. Then I was exhausted and I kind of forgot until like 10. And then I didn't want to get out of bed. So it's 10 o' clock and I was already in bed. And usually that's late, but we've been doing stuff with the baby and because the baby wouldn't sleep and then I was like, you know what? Screw it. And like right now I wish I wouldn't have screwed it. I wish I'd eaten at 11:59 because I'm hurting a little bit. But that's what's up today with me. There's a couple stories I thought were fun. They paid $9 million to have lunch with Steph Curry and Warren Buffett.

[Amy]

Who's they?

[Bobby]

What? An anonymous bidder paid more than $9 million for a private lunch with legendary investor Warren Buffett and NBA star Steph Curry. The lunch scheduled for June in Omaha. Benefits of charity, obviously. And I don't know who did it, but shout out to you for having

[Amy]

all that money and a big heart, because it's charity. All that money went to something good.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I mean, they could have given the money without the lunch if the heart was that big. No. Yes, I agree. And I wonder because people do this, they spend a lot to have lunch with Warren Buffett or these other prominent folks. It can't just be about a class because you can listen to enough Warren Buffett talks to learn. Like he has to like slip you some information of some sort. Or like, hey, I got your back on this. I'm doing this. You should hop there's something.

[Amy]

And they came as a pair for lunch. Like, how did they, you know, are they buddies?

[Bobby]

Probably was just part of a charity offer that made it more fun.

[Amy]

And let's put these two together. A really smart, older businessman, young athlete,

[Bobby]

Steph Curry does seem like the coolest Guy, though, like, not even cool. The nicest, warmest guy.

[Guest/Co-host]

But would you like to eat with him or play basketball?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, I'd rather play basketball with him.

[Bobby]

It's not an offer. It wasn't on the table to bid to play basketball. But I would bet with this money, Steph's like, yeah, if you're ever in San Francisco or wherever he is, like,

[Guest/Co-host]

come up, you can ask a point.

[Bobby]

I would imagine there's some hookups with it of some sort of. But $9 million. There was a senior prank in Michigan. This almost went really bad. I'm gonna say almost because it didn't spoiler. It didn't. But this kid has a water gun and does this prank where he jumps out on a police officer who was not expecting somebody to jump out with a water gun. Oh, the cop grabbed his gun and pulled it. Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, is he playing that assassin game?

[Bobby]

If so not the guy to play with a police officer.

[Amy]

And can we rename that game like Squirt or something?

[Bobby]

What the crap? No, we're not calling it Squirt.

[Guest/Co-host]

You want to play Squirt?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

What the heck?

[Guest/Co-host]

Around town.

[Amy]

I don't. I don't. I don't like the idea of calling

[Bobby]

for a game of Squirt. No, I'm not. Me either.

[Amy]

Kids are playing it right now, and. And I. You know, it's like an end of school year thing, and I don't like it.

[Bobby]

A Louisiana police officer is being praised for showing restraint after encountering a high school student during a chaotic water wars senior prank game. The officer believed the student. And it's nighttime, by the way, which makes it even worse, because you see the kid.

[Amy]

No, you can't tell.

[Bobby]

You see the kid come out, and the kid's in dark clothes, wearing a blue sweatshirt, and he comes out from around this car, and the cop, when he pulls his gun, there's a big spotlight with a gun. I'm telling you, this kid was one controlled officer away from being squirted.

[Guest/Co-host]

So was this. Is the prank to do it on a cop or just to do it on someone?

[Bobby]

I think it was the. The students were just. I don't want to say Squirt now. Amy. Amy's killed that word for me.

[Amy]

They try to. It's a whole system, and it's very elaborate. And they know who's in and they know who's out. When you're out, you're out, but they wear the goggles or the floaties on their arms. Like if you're out in public and then you're, you can't get shot.

[Bobby]

But even if you're the kid, you got to know who you're about to go up and try to water.

[Amy]

Yeah, like you would. Like, why would. Maybe he saw the copy. They're like, oh, this will be funny.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, I don't think he should

[Amy]

do that one right.

[Bobby]

If I could be in a time machine, I'd be like, kid not funny. That's from Fox 8 Live. But shout out to that police officer

[Amy]

for being in control.

[Bobby]

Shout out because for a second he thought somebody had a gun pulled on him straight up. And he still did not shoot. And there are a lot of stories. People go, here's what police officers do wrong. Here's something a police officer did, right. That almost but didn't end up with a kid being shot. So shout out to that police officer for having the restraint. I want to go to Aaron in North Carolina, who's on the phone.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Aaron, you are on this morning studio. So I am a little bit concerned, bro.

[Bobby]

Oh, we lose him.

[Caller/Listener]

Can you hear me?

[Bobby]

Yeah, you're back, Aaron. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry, I'm just a little concerned for Lunchbox.

[Guest/Co-host]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Reason being is I'm a podcast listener, so I always listen to you guys a day behind. And then I heard you guys talking on the podcast. That Lunchbox doesn't need to go back to college because he has 20 plus years of experience in the workforce. But I'm concerned because he can't even get a job at a baseball game.

[Bobby]

Now, to be fair, we did not say that. He said that. We said it would be nice if he felt like completing it. He's one class away from getting his degree and he said he doesn't need to. He's got 20 plus years in the. We did not jump on that. So that's him.

[Guest/Co-host]

Right.

[Bobby]

And then you can't get a job. What's up?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, you know, some jobs, you know you're going to get no's, but I mean, it wasn't meant to be. I don't know. I don't know why they didn't pick me. Maybe they had that guy. Sort of. They did. They did the in house thing with the soccer.

[Bobby]

I mean, this guy wasn't in house. I talked to him.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, there goes that theory.

[Amy]

Just let him believe it. He's in house.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, yeah, in house guy.

[Amy]

It helps his spirit.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That poked a hole in my argument there. So let me circle back. I don't know, maybe the baseball thought I was too qualified. I was overqualified for the job famous. Too famous.

[Bobby]

And it'd be more about you up there than people would be there to

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

see me instead of the game. And they'd be yelling at the box, hey, stick your head out, lunchbox. Let's see you when they're supposed to be turned around watching baseball. So that could be the reason. Maybe they thought they couldn't afford me, too. Maybe it didn't pay what they thought that someone with so much experience would expect.

[Bobby]

But you don't have any experience doing that.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

But in the industry, force, workforce, yes.

[Amy]

20 years in the world.

[Guest/Co-host]

20 years, man.

[Amy]

20 plus years.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

20 plus years.

[Bobby]

What if you finish your degree, though, and you do get a job? Because people are like, oh, yeah, he did finish his college degree. Let's hire him up.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I mean, here's the thing.

[Amy]

You follow through. You can show.

[Bobby]

I follow through. I finish things. I start.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I'm 44 years old. I'm 44 years old. Do they really care about my college now that I'm so old? Like, I Understand when you're first out of college, you're 24, 25, they're gonna be like, oh, let me check your college resume now. They're gonna just be like, oh, you've been working for 20 years. We don't even care if you went to college.

[Bobby]

Fair enough.

[Amy]

Where are you applying?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't have an answer. I don't think everybody needs to go to college. I just think you're so close that you're one class away. You could probably take online and finish, but I'm not gonna shame you about it anymore. I just wonder why you don't. Cause it's so easy to finish it up.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, back in the day, they didn't really have online. Now, it may be a different story, but I'd have to check.

[Amy]

It's definitely a different story now.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Think so?

[Amy]

Yeah, I think it's a different story. They haven't changed.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

And the problem is sometimes, like, if you wait too long, they change the requirements.

[Amy]

Yeah, you might need more credits or less.

[Bobby]

You might have accidentally graduated.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Oh, man.

[Bobby]

No, man. You guys, don't look at it one way. Let's look at it the other way.

[Amy]

You need to call your ADV advisor or an advisor.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

You think my advisor still works there?

[Bobby]

No, but you can have one. I'm sure you can call somebody at utsa.

[Amy]

An advisor.

[Bobby]

San Antonio. If there's a UTSA San Antonio person that can help. Lunchbox, call us. If we can't get through, leave a voicemail. We'll call you back.

[Guest/Co-host]

It doesn't have to be the.

[Amy]

But why make it easy on them calling? He should pick up the phone and call them.

[Bobby]

He ain't going to.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I'm busy.

[Amy]

Okay, whatever.

[Guest/Co-host]

Who was your advisor? I have no idea.

[Bobby]

Hey.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No idea, you guys.

[Bobby]

We'd love to hear from you. 877-77-Bobby. That's our phone number. There's this person who's a squatter hunter. They move into homes that squatters are in to kick the squatters out.

[Amy]

Like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but for squatters.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they go. And they basically just annoy the crap out of them.

[Guest/Co-host]

That's funny.

[Bobby]

And get them out of there. So Flesh Shelton is a handyman who's now turned into this because he just did it by accident the first time. He was a handyman going into people's houses. But these people would call him and go, hey, we're also having an issue where these people won't leave the house. Like, we need it fixed. He's like, all right. So he is now on this A and E series called Squatters. And it shows him and doing it legally and basically annoying the crap out of them. He goes in and just like chills and hammers and. Yeah. The series showcases his strategy of researching both the law and the squatters themselves using surveillance creative psychological tactics. Like, imagine you go in and you just turn on Chumbawamba for 20 hours in a row. And persistence to help families reclaim their properties. That's from the New York Post. So that is a show. There's something called Happiness Anchors where they talk about people that are happiest have these parts of their life when they're growing up or even now that they can hold on to, like, favorite vacations. Do you have a favorite vacation ever as a kid?

[Amy]

I mean, as a kid? I mean, Hawaii probably, but dang, that's awesome.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, that's really cool.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's really good.

[Amy]

Twice.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Oh, when you were a kid, you went twice? Dang, double flaps.

[Guest/Co-host]

We went to San Antonio.

[Amy]

Yeah, we went.

[Bobby]

We went to the lake two miles down the road and then went home in three hours.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, we drove to Chicago.

[Amy]

First one was with my mom and my dad when they were still married and I was pretty little. I remember it mostly through stories and pictures. And that's where my sister put me on an elevator and sent down. And she didn't go on there with me. I remember that like it was yesterday because I was so terrified. But she was trying to get rid of me, which it worked for a little bit. And then the second time was when I graduated high school. I went with my mom and some other family friends. And so that was probably it. Like, probably when I was 18 and I could really actually enjoy it. And we were with a group of family friends, and, yeah, it's like, wait, Hawaii shamed Amy.

[Bobby]

Well, she was, like, struggling. Like, I don't know, maybe the two times I went to Hawaii.

[Amy]

Well, Hawaii popped in my head first. And I was like, wait, well, which trip? And one would be, wah, wah, I'm sad back when my parents were together. But then I would say, no when my mom took us after my graduation. And then, like, my best friend Juliana was there and my sister and the guy she ended up marrying, they were there. That's the trip they fell in love on.

[Bobby]

Wow. Experts say use these happy memories to get through tough times. Best vacation you ever went on, Eddie.

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, this is crazy, man. We went from San Antonio to Los Angeles in an Amtrak train.

[Amy]

Oh, that's cool.

[Guest/Co-host]

I was probably 12 years old. Dude, it was so cool. Just. And to go to LA when you're 12 years old. And then when we got to LA, we drove from LA to San Francisco along the coast. And that, dude, it was just unbelievable. I'll never forget that trip. It was great.

[Bobby]

Core memory.

[Guest/Co-host]

Core memory. And I remember when we were waiting for the train, it was like four in the morning when the train was coming to San Antonio, and Guns N Roses, Sweet Child of Mine was playing on the radio. Every time I hear Sweet Child of Mine, it takes me to that place.

[Bobby]

Takes you to that special place. Lunchbox Man.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I would just say a road trip, but, I mean, one of the best one was when we went from Austin to Dallas and we went to a Rangers game. And then we stayed at Kings Inn, which was a hotel that we had been recommended to by a family friend. And it was like they had a nightclub in it, and it was just crazy. And then the next day, my parents surprised us and said, we're not going home. We're going to Wet N Wild, which was the water park. So we got to do two events in one weekend. And it was like, man, that was amazing.

[Amy]

That's awesome.

[Bobby]

That's cool. I never went on a vacation until I got old, until, like, my 20s. So I don't have a cool vacation story, but I had imaginary friends in the backyard.

[Guest/Co-host]

But you would go to that Magic Springs, was it called?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Church would take us. But that's a theme park. Like 15 minutes away, 20 minutes away. Yeah, yeah, I did imaginary vacations.

[Guest/Co-host]

You never went to Little Rock or anything?

[Bobby]

Well, when my mom married Arkansas Keith and I was 13 or so, once a year we would go to Little Rock to go to the Arkansas Travelers game. And that was like the coolest thing. We drive there and back. It was an hour.

[Guest/Co-host]

There we go.

[Bobby]

It wasn't really a vacation. It wasn't a vacation, but that was a cool thing. The Arkhill Travelers were a double A baseball team. And I got John Lepley to sign a card and we found him. He's an accountant now. We had him on the sports show.

[Guest/Co-host]

We talked to him.

[Bobby]

He was like, the only autograph I ever got as a kid.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Okay, guys, hold on to those. Okay? Yeah, sorry, dude, those are really. Hold on. You know why guys can't really seem to lose weight if they're overweight?

[Amy]

Let's see. Why? I thought that was easier for guys to lose weight than women.

[Bobby]

It is, but they say that guys are in denial. And even if they're overweight, they don't think they're big. They look in the mirro and go, dang, I look pretty good.

[Amy]

Oh, y' all have higher self confidence.

[Bobby]

It says. Research suggests that about 60% of men who are clinically overweight don't think they are. They look in the mirror and they're like, nope, not overweight.

[Amy]

Okay, that makes sense. So y' all have you like this. You're delusional.

[Guest/Co-host]

Why are you looking at me?

[Bobby]

There it is. We're delusional. Yeah, well, you look like you're going to say something.

[Guest/Co-host]

I'm just thinking, like, do I look in the mirror and think, nah, I look good. Nah, I don't like how I look.

[Bobby]

Oh, I hate how I look.

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, I don't think I've ever liked how I look.

[Bobby]

I look in the mirror and try to not throw up on myself. Oh, I'm the opposite.

[Amy]

Okay, so y' all aren't like these men.

[Bobby]

Uh, nah. I'm pretty disgusted with myself.

[Guest/Co-host]

I bet Lunchbox does, though.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I look good.

[Bobby]

There you go. That's from weightwatchers.com. another one was they said that half workers will quit their current job within three months if they can afford to. Now, I don't know.

[Amy]

What does afford to mean exactly?

[Bobby]

Half of workers would leave their current job if they felt financially secure. Financial pressure is keeping workers in place. If, let's say you had a year of salary for free, would you quit the job?

[Guest/Co-host]

Nope. Not one year. I'd need now if I had like 10, $5 million.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's not what I said.

[Guest/Co-host]

I know.

[Bobby]

One year.

[Guest/Co-host]

Nope.

[Bobby]

Because in that time you could find another job. You don't have to retire.

[Guest/Co-host]

No, I don't want another job. I like this job. I just want to. It's either work this job or don't work at all.

[Bobby]

But what if you get fired? Whoa, whoa. No, that's a real question. Or what if you get laid off? Or what happens then?

[Guest/Co-host]

Yeah, then I have to look for another job. Like, then I'm forced to look for another job. But if you're giving me the option. I want this job.

[Bobby]

I'm giving you the option of one year free salary. You can have it. You're out of this job. And at any time in the next year, you can look for another job. You can have nine months off if you want.

[Guest/Co-host]

Would you mind?

[Amy]

Why wouldn't you take that? If he was laid off from this job?

[Bobby]

No, no, no, not laid off.

[Guest/Co-host]

I still have my job.

[Bobby]

No, he gets the option. Yeah, I can give you a year's salary, but you're. You're done forever. You can get another job somewhere else. But you can't come back here. No, but you can go get another job.

[Guest/Co-host]

I want to stay here.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Guest/Co-host]

Stay here and work.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

No, I'd work. I can't live for the rest of my life off of one year and who knows what job I would find?

[Amy]

But you have plus 20 plus years

[Bobby]

of working in the workforce.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

I understand that, but that doesn't mean. When it comes down to it, when I wait till a month left of my salary after I've been sitting around for 11 months, and I'm like, I'm running out of money. I don't know what job I'm going to get because I don't want to have to be looking the whole year. I want to be able to relax a little bit. Then you relax too long, and then you just have to take the first job that's offered to you and maybe it doesn't pay as much.

[Guest/Co-host]

What are you qualified to do?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

A lot.

[Guest/Co-host]

No, like what?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Entertain.

[Guest/Co-host]

So you can be a dancer.

[Bobby]

Entertain what?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Probably not a dancer.

[Bobby]

Like, what would you do?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

That's what I mean. I don't know. Some other radio show. I don't know.

[Bobby]

I mean, you could do that. You could leave this and do that.

[Guest/Co-host]

You would be another, like, lunchbox for someone else.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

[Bobby]

What does that mean, a lunchbox for someone else?

[Guest/Co-host]

Like, would he be lunchbox but for another morning show.

[Bobby]

Why could he not do his own thing?

[Guest/Co-host]

Oh, like be Daniel?

[Bobby]

No, I'm saying why could he just not be, like, Lunchbox in the evening?

[Guest/Co-host]

Stop. You're not. You think you can have your own show?

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

Yeah, I could if I wanted to,

[Guest/Co-host]

but he doesn't want to.

[Lunchbox (Daniel)]

See. Right.

[Bobby]

All right, I give you one more. Pennsylvania woman loses $24,000 after falling for the Apple High Alert tech scam. She lost all this money after falling for a scam that began with a fake Apple High Alert text message. So she called the number they said to call. They said, hey, you need to go to the bank because all your accounts have been compromised. She goes to the bank. They said, you got to put all your money in this account. And she was doing that in an account in China. And so that's the scam. She lost $24,000.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Guest/Co-host]

So bad.

[Bobby]

I just don't know that I would go to the bank. I'm not vulnerably old yet. I would go to the bank and go like, oh, okay, hackers. I'm going to go move all my money because you said so. I need to see the person. I need for them to tell me that. That's from the New York Post.

[Amy]

This is an Iheart podcast.

[Bobby]

Guaranteed human.