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Eddie
So it's weak.
Bobby Bones
I came in this morning and I.
Lunchbox
Was like, mike, I can't read.
Bobby Bones
It's like an after school special from We Were Young Kids. I can't read.
Eddie
You know what? You can borrow Amy's. They look just like yours.
Amy
I don't think we have the same prescription.
Bobby Bones
Doesn't matter, though. I still look the same.
Amy
Do you want to try mine on?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
I bet they work.
Bobby Bones
That would be glorious.
Amy
Why would it be glorious?
Bobby Bones
Because you'd be totally trying to be me then.
Amy
No, I don't. With the same prescription.
Bobby Bones
This is some kind of Freudian thing. She went in and was like a Freudian thing. She takes in the picture of me. She goes, I want to. This is my motivation, my inspiration. And please make the prescription.
Amy
No, no, this is tortoise shell. They look nothing like yours.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to stretch them, but bring them on over.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Bring them on over.
Amy
So these are. I think they call them like, bring them on over Progressive readers.
Bobby Bones
Bring them over, little girl. I want to try your glasses on. Come on.
Amy
So when you look straight ahead, it's fine. It's when you look down that you'll see the devil magnetism or something.
Eddie
So is the top part prescribed too, like.
Amy
No, that's why Eddie. So I don't have to do that thing again.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Bring them over.
Lunchbox
I. I don't even understand what you're talking about. I don't need.
Bobby Bones
I just want to put them on for the bit, that's all.
Eddie
She's saying that the top part has no prescription.
Bobby Bones
I don't care. I just want to wear them. And you guys be like, hey, change glasses.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were gonna put on new glasses.
Eddie
Say that.
Bobby Bones
Hey, as soon as I put them on, be like, I thought you're gonna put on new guys.
Lunchbox
I thought you were gonna put on new glasses.
Bobby Bones
No, no, these are.
Eddie
I don't see a difference. They don't. It looks just like the other one.
Bobby Bones
What if you put on some glasses and we went those donuts.
Lunchbox
Amy, you shouldn't make fun of his glasses.
Bobby Bones
These are my normal. I haven't even changed. No, no, these are my originals.
Amy
You would never buy those.
Eddie
Wait, so can you see through those glasses?
Bobby Bones
Nah. Okay, these are my old prescriptions. They're a little weaker. Here, put these on. Amy, put mine on. They may be a little.
Amy
When I put them on, you're going to be like, those are so different. Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. Put mine on. No, no, no. Take yours off and put mine on.
Eddie
Amy, you're wearing yours.
Bobby Bones
You're wearing yours.
Amy
No, I'm not.
Lunchbox
She was confused for a minute. Did you see her hesitate?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she got confused when she had on.
Lunchbox
That was funny.
Bobby Bones
After wearing mine. What'd you think?
Amy
I. I'm. I'm a little dizzy when I have jers on. I was like, have to mine because they're so powerful, my brain. Well, I just. Not. They're nothing like mine, so they're just different.
Bobby Bones
Okay, are you just doing the bit now where she's like, they're so different.
Amy
No, no, no, really, the prescription parts, very, very, very different.
Bobby Bones
Let me ask you a question. Be honest with me here. I want 100% full, honest authenticity. Yeah. If you put my glasses on and all of a sudden you can, like, see through my clothes and through everybody's clothes, and you realize that I'd had somehow had vision in my glasses that allowed me to, like, see through things, would you have said anything out loud right then, or would you have been like, wow, wow, wow, wow. And then later been like, hey, your glasses are X ray Vision.
Amy
It probably would have been like this, Bobby. And then you would have been like, what? And then I'd have been like, I need to think about this. And then I would have had a strong reaction, but not said something publicly.
Bobby Bones
So you would have kept from saying.
Amy
You would speak privately.
Bobby Bones
Good. And then what do you think you just said to me privately?
Amy
What was going on with your glasses?
Bobby Bones
You know what I would have said? I can see through walls and solve crimes.
Amy
Yeah. And I'd be like, so that's your superpower?
Eddie
Did you say everyone's naked in the glasses?
Bobby Bones
Well, I can see through anything, so. Even your clothes? Even your clothes. Tiny.
Eddie
You know what I would say? Dude, I'm keeping these glasses.
Lunchbox
You're a creep, dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's gross.
Eddie
Wait, they're yours. Why am I a creep?
Bobby Bones
Well, mine. Mine's actually Stop crime. And to see through walls and look.
Eddie
For threats, obviously I would get there. No, but the initial reaction is like, these glasses are awesome.
Amy
Now, my initial reaction, I would have freaked out, but been too scared to say something publicly.
Bobby Bones
You had a kms me What? Kept my secret.
Amy
Yeah. No, we would have a talk.
Eddie
No chance. You wouldn't have.
Amy
No, No, I wouldn't. No, no. I know exactly how I would react. And I would scream, like, just like I said. And then I'd be like, we need to go to your office right now.
Bobby Bones
And I'd be like, not right now, granny panties.
Eddie
As you'll be like, how did you know?
Bobby Bones
Oh, the glasses. Yesterday, we did not get to Tuesday reviews day because I wasn't feeling great. Kind of forgot. However, let's do it now, because I know a lot of you guys had stuff you had seen that we didn't get to. So I gave mine. I'm clear.
Amy
I get mine.
Bobby Bones
Amy gave hers clear. Mike D. Gave his. Claire. That's all. Yesterday. Let's finish going around the room. Lunchbox. What'd you get?
Lunchbox
Kung Fu Panda 2PO. And the boys are back. And let me tell you, they got to keep the peace.
Eddie
When did this come out?
Lunchbox
I have no idea.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that's a part of it, though. Yeah, it doesn't have to be new.
Eddie
No. There might be a three.
Bobby Bones
Right again. It doesn't have to be new. A little bit of hater there.
Eddie
No, I was just wondering.
Lunchbox
He was doing the whole thing. Like, we all saw that a long time ago.
Eddie
I didn't want him. I wanted to make sure that this wasn't the new one.
Bobby Bones
The only time. I don't believe You.
Lunchbox
I don't believe you.
Bobby Bones
However, the only time that it's acceptable to make fun of someone is if someone has already seen it and someone comes on and goes, you'll never believe what I saw. It's brand new. Which he's also done, like, seven times.
Lunchbox
I am guilty of that.
Eddie
Paradise, I think, was the last time he did that. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, a couple. There's another one he saw, too.
Morgan
The bear.
Eddie
Oh, the bear wasn't one of them.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's been a.
Eddie
Cause we'd been talking about the bear forever.
Bobby Bones
Been a bunch. All right, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But it was highly entertaining. Kids loved it. I think the kids would probably give it 5 out of 5. I don't know if they have very good rating system, but as an adult, still enjoyed it. I give it three and a half pandas out of five.
Bobby Bones
So the adult rating three and a half. The kid rating, you would assume five of five.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they were into it. I mean, they started doing the panda moves and were, you know, around the house. So they were reenacting the panda. So I assume they wanted. They liked it because they watched Kung Fu Panda 1 a few weeks ago, and then they're like, oh, my gosh, we got to watch two.
Eddie
And so which one is this one? Like, what happens here?
Lunchbox
They got to keep the peace. There's an old nemesis that shows up. That's all I can say.
Bobby Bones
Thank you for not spoiling that, Mike. Is there a three?
Morgan
There's also a four.
Bobby Bones
Oh, four came out.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying. I was trying to, like, figure out, like, which one is this for Last.
Bobby Bones
Year, the tone was a little full.
Lunchbox
Hatred, like, you're way behind the game.
Eddie
I was genuinely. I was curious. Eddie, I'm gonna do Friends and Neighbors because I finished this as well. Man, I loved it. I thought it was fantastic the whole way through. And I really, like. I'm surprised there's a season two, because I'm like, how are we gonna do a season two here? But now I'm so ready for season two. I think it was a perfectly done series from beginning to end. Dude. As I'm watching this series, too, I'm thinking, like, there are people like this in the world.
Bobby Bones
I think I could rob houses.
Amy
What?
Eddie
Sure.
Bobby Bones
No. No doubt.
Amy
But that's what I don't get how I. We all, like, everybody has cameras, right?
Eddie
And that's the one thing about this show is, like, no one had cameras.
Bobby Bones
They did, but I won't say why.
Eddie
Yeah, but just, like, there were certain things Where I'm just like, that's not.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Amy
I'm like, come on.
Eddie
But I. I think it'd be harder than you think, but I think you'd be good at robbing houses.
Bobby Bones
You don't think. I think it would also be hard. Like, for some reason, I'm like, I'll think that will be easy. You don't think. I also think it'd be hard. The same way you think it would be hard.
Eddie
The movie makes you think, the show makes you think it's easy.
Bobby Bones
I would be a great burglar.
Amy
Why? Why do you say that? Like, why. Why do you think you would be.
Bobby Bones
Because I think I can do anything.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
That's the thing.
Eddie
Oh, it's the glasses. Got it.
Lunchbox
That's what it is.
Bobby Bones
Also, here's the number one thing burglars do wrong.
Eddie
Put it on social media.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or they just wear a hat. Wear a full mask. We're all black.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Don't touch anything. Use gloves.
Eddie
And in reality, too, like, people I've talked to, like store owners, like friends of mine that own places. And they're like, people rob our place all the time. They just wear masks. They don't care. They look at the camera, but. And we can't tell who they are, so nothing can be done.
Bobby Bones
And all the time, get in, get out. Sometimes these robbers are like, get in. Want this, want that? Let me stick around. Or I get one of those fake human faces. You ever see those? Yeah, they. The. They're now revealing the government's had for a long time. That looks exactly like the person. You put one of those on and you go in. All of a sudden they're like, that's freaky. Yeah. They're like, can you believe Corey Feldman just robbed us? It's me with a Corey Feldman face on.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
There are a bunch of ways. If I don't get caught right? Then I ain't getting caught. That's what I'm saying. And I'm going to get in and get out. I think I could burgle it or. Oh, is it a bit with any of you guys? I break into any of your houses.
Eddie
Please make it a bit.
Amy
Oh, because if it's our houses, we don't press charges.
Bobby Bones
Well, because you'll know it was a bit. But the problem is, here's what you have to promise. You're not going to kill me.
Lunchbox
Problem with that is what if someone's listening? It's like, oh, they're going to think it's Bobby. So I Go in. I got free reign.
Bobby Bones
That's a problem.
Lunchbox
That is a problem.
Bobby Bones
But that's part of the bit. You can't kill anybody that's burglarizing your house for the next 90 days. No, for the next 90 days. I'm in for the bib. But you can't kill anybody that burglarizes in the next 90 days.
Eddie
We get our house robbed, like 10 times.
Bobby Bones
It's like your buddy whose business keeps getting robbed oddly. Like what?
Eddie
Okay, so, yeah, Friends and Neighbors. I'll give it. I'll give it four and a half Birkins out of five.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's good.
Eddie
This is super, man. Such a good show.
Bobby Bones
I liked it more than I thought I would, even after watching the first episode.
Eddie
And you're right, Jon Hamm is awesome.
Bobby Bones
He's great. And I'm not a Jon Hamm guy, but I'm not not a Jon Hamm guy. I've never had such neutral feelings about someone that people either love or don't like. I just am so neutral about him with a body of work. He was awesome. As I mentioned in Fargo, one of the best villain characters I've ever seen in television history. I would put. If I'm gonna go top of the head, so I might miss some, I should make a list. I should do a big list tomorrow. The next day, Jon Hamm and Fargo. And the guy from 3rd Rock from the sun, the dad, Walter. John Lithgow in Dexter.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he was good. Is really good.
Bobby Bones
One of the greatest villain characters ever. I may do that for the post show because I think it's so niche that you guys, please understand this. If you're listening to this, this is the podcast. You're. You're at a level of liking and enjoying the show way more than anyone who just listens on the radio, frankly. Screw those guys. If you're just. If you're listening here, you are our friend, you're our buddy, you're our pal. If they're just listening on the radio, it's just passive. And also, if they only listen on the radio, they're never going to hear me say, screw those guys, so they'll never know.
Eddie
True.
Bobby Bones
So if they just listen on the radio, screw those guys. You that listen here. I feel like we can be a bit niche at times, so I'm going to make a list tomorrow on the Post show. Best television villains of all time. Yes.
Lunchbox
And interesting. Eddie, you said it was the perfect series from beginning to end. Perfect. You only gave it four and a half.
Eddie
Yeah, perfect. No, I can't give it a five because it's not my favorite.
Amy
It wasn't totally perfect because, you know, the whole.
Eddie
The camera thing kind of threw me off a little bit. It's kind of dumb.
Bobby Bones
But I would say if everybody has their own rating system and you guys start around fives, like the freaking lollipops sometimes.
Eddie
Yeah, but I stopped doing that.
Bobby Bones
I hear you.
Eddie
I gave, like, five fives in a row, and I stopped doing that.
Bobby Bones
A five for me is not just how good the show was as I watched it. It's also there as well. Are there too little episodes? Too many episodes? Is it week to week? I don't like that. For a five series, I'm gonna need to be able to watch all of it in my own time. So it either needs to be fully out by the time I get into it, or I need to. There are other factors that will make it a 5 out of 5. So 4 out of 5 is about the best it gets. If I'm having to watch it on their terms. 5 out of 5 if it's just. If it's perfect.
Eddie
Mike, you might not know this, but Squid Games. Is it gonna come out all at once?
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, It's Netflix.
Eddie
So Netflix does do all at once.
Bobby Bones
Mike, you can correct me, but I do believe that 98, 99% of the.
Morgan
Most part, they announced Stranger Things, the final season, and they're breaking that up into, like, three different drops.
Bobby Bones
Are they dropping multiple episodes at a time?
Morgan
Yeah, but it's, like, in chunks, so sometimes they split up a season, but for the most part, they'll give you all the chunks at once.
Eddie
I feel like my son said too, like, that last episode's, like, really long, too, of.
Morgan
Of Stranger Things, basically, like a movie.
Eddie
Like, three hours long or something.
Bobby Bones
Oh, really? Oh, that's real long.
Morgan
And the finale comes out New Year's Day.
Bobby Bones
Most episodes of a series will be longer. Like, if it's 48 minutes, it'll be like an hour, seven or something. But that's like, definitely. Yeah. Okay. Four and a half. That's good.
Eddie
Yeah, I loved it.
Bobby Bones
I might have given it 4. I review it yesterday.
Eddie
Yeah, I think you.
Bobby Bones
I feel like it's. For now.
Eddie
What did you give it for? What?
Bobby Bones
I don't remember. It's been 24 hours. I've done so much content since then.
Eddie
I know a lot of talking.
Bobby Bones
All I do is content. I don't even know what I talk about sometimes. I did, like, three shows yesterday. Morgan. Yeah.
Ray
I finished Last of Us On Max.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man. I think I reviewed that too, yesterday. That's the video. It was a video game, but I never played the video game, to be fair, because I'm not giving it a video game review based on my love of the video game. Your review.
Ray
I don't know if you're gonna be happy with me, but I didn't love it as. As much as I last liked the last season.
Bobby Bones
I think that's fair.
Ray
I think it's because something really big happened and that just was hard for me to get over and it just changed the entire series for me, so. And that's all I can really say, but I think that's what really guided. But there was one episode that was just wild, and I felt like that was. That one episode was so much better than the entire series as a whole. But beyond that, I just was kind of bummed with the. With this particular season.
Bobby Bones
I'd like to encourage you to reconsider your review. But first of all, please give it your score.
Ray
My score would be a three out of five.
Bobby Bones
Get out of the room. Kick her out.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
Vines? Yeah.
Ray
Yeah.
Eddie
Vines.
Ray
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
This is what I would ask you to reconsider. And it's your review, and who cares? Don't reconsider. Who am I? Just a guy with see through glass X ray glasses, man. It's so much of an event. It's not really a spoiler, but it is a spoiler. So I can't say what it was, but that was the one I was annoyed with weeks ago.
Eddie
The big event she was talking about.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So I'm not going to say it, but that happened. But it kept coming back almost every episode.
Ray
I know, but I just.
Bobby Bones
So. But it was no different if all you care about is that it was there.
Ray
I know. I just. I don't know. I think I'm just. So he was the reason.
Bobby Bones
I hear you.
Ray
So it's all over the Internet lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
It's all over. I don't know.
Lunchbox
I've never seen the show. I have no idea. Can I just say one thing? I thought Morgan was like there was a big event. I didn't know she was talking about in the show. So I had something else in my mind that she was sad. Like she. Why she didn't. Like the second season. I was like, oh, this is awkward.
Bobby Bones
Like, one of the actors broke up with her.
Lunchbox
No, that she. That her and her old dude used to watch the first season together.
Bobby Bones
And then.
Lunchbox
So the second season is like.
Bobby Bones
I think the first season is a Bit better, but that's usually the case. Mike, what are your thoughts on Morgan's review?
Morgan
Yeah, because I do think the first season a little. A little bit more grittier. Like, the action was a little bit more intense, and it had more. Just momentum. A lot of episodes.
Bobby Bones
I agree.
Morgan
This one was a little bit more like character building, emotional. So I could see if you wanted that same vibe in season two. It was a lot different.
Ray
And I will admit, like, Ellie, that character I'm just not a fan of, and that's also been really hard for me in season two. She just, for some reason, irks me the wrong way, and that means she's playing her character very well, but she.
Bobby Bones
Really irks me, and I looked it up. Never played the video game, Mike. You did. Mm. In part of the video game. As the video game starts, the last of Us, you are him trying to save her. Then there's a perspective switch in the game, and then you become her trying to save him. Then there's a perspective switch in the game, and then you are another person. And I won't say who the other person is, but you know who the other person is by watching that season. So then you become that person.
Morgan
And I will say her character is more gritty. Also in the video game, where I think who Ellie got it. I think some people were upset about that, saying that they kind of wrote her character different in season two, and it doesn't really match season one.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'll say, Morgan, you're a hater, but I accept it. And you just be you.
Ray
I'm sorry. I really want to.
Bobby Bones
There's no need to be sorry. Don't be sorry for your. I'm a hater. Don't be sorry for your natural hadiation. Yeah, it's all good.
Eddie
Do you all like Pedro Pascal?
Ray
Yeah, I love him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Who knew he was in Narcos?
Amy
I did.
Bobby Bones
No, I know.
Ray
Did you ever watch Mandalorian with him? You probably didn't because it's Star Wars.
Eddie
He doesn't watch Star Wars.
Ray
I know, but Mandalorian is so good.
Bobby Bones
Well, I asked if I should have watched the new one, and you're like, I don't think so.
Ray
Well, I changed that perspective because I had to. I had to get caught up on everything. I didn't.
Bobby Bones
First impression, though. All I remember is first impressions.
Ray
I do. I feel like you could watch Mandalorian, though, totally solo. Right, Mike?
Morgan
I would say. Yeah, that's probably the one I would recommend.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What? I like it.
Morgan
The first two seasons.
Bobby Bones
Yes. What do they do in the third? The third? They get a. Oh, no, we can't talk about it. Oh, no. Okay, thank you all for your Tuesday reviews days on a Wednesday. How about this? You know those guys that broke out of that prison in Louisiana?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
So one of the guys, it's. I'm gonna go and say it's funny because it doesn't feel real to us. It's hilarious because he's kind of taunting him by posting pictures of himself and being like, what up? Let me get a pardon from Trump. Like he continues to.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's pretty funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's asking to be pardoned. He is. The New Orleans escapees posting a video and pictures while he's on the run. He says he didn't escape. He was let out. He pleads to Trump for help. His name is Antwan Massey. Here's a tiktoker explaining it. You want him first or the tiktoker? Give me the tiktoker, then we'll get to him. In the video, he says, they say that I broke out. I didn't break out. I was let out. So he claims that he didn't actually escape. It was posted on Sunday, but the video was deleted today. This guy claims that he's innocent of his crimes. He says it in the video. He was in jail on charges of motor vehicle theft, domestic abuse battery. Police have said they are aware of the video. Obviously they're trying to figure out where it was taken. That's the big question again. You can see, I mean, there's power on it looks like he's in, like an apartment or something. Where he is, they don't seem to know. He's still on the run. He's one of two suspects, two of the 10 that are still on the run. If he doesn't hurt anybody else, it's kind of funny. If he hurts somebody else, it's not funny at all.
Eddie
So TBD aren't videos and pictures, like.
Bobby Bones
Timestamp, though, and location? Yeah, but I don't know how to get to them.
Eddie
Figure like some kind of law enforcement?
Bobby Bones
Well, some of those television shows, they can get right into it, know when and where. Here he is. This is the escapee.
Amy
So I'm asking for help from the.
Bobby Bones
World, from Donald Trump. I'm asking for these people. I couldn't even get a lawyer. I couldn't even afford a lawyer to prove my innocence. Why? I was in all New Parish jail.
Amy
They say that I broke out.
Bobby Bones
I didn't break out. I was let out. My Name is Antoine Massey. So the two things here, one, well, let out when you're supposed to be in, that's a jailbreak. But two, if that is true at the beginning and the system was not there for him as it's supposed to be, I hope it's looked into. And I hope that once they find him, they give him an opportunity to have representation that he feels is fair. If that was not the case.
Eddie
But what about the escaping, though? Because that's.
Bobby Bones
No, you're in trouble for that because they didn't force him to leave.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
You might. They held a gun to him, get out of here. So he's in trouble for that. But if. For the reason that he's in, if they go back and reevaluate. And I want somebody not in that specific system to do the evaluation, because as we've seen, Karen, retrial people will protect their own. You don't think those cops in Boston, in that specific. You don't think they're protecting their own? Yeah, they absolutely are. So I don't want the people that are protecting their own. Protecting their own in this situation. What I would like to see is somebody not from the inside, but from the mid side, somebody that's close to the year, somebody from Louisiana, maybe even somebody federal, to actually take a look at it and see if that's true. See if that's accurate. And if it's not, get the guy some representation. And let's look into why folks aren't getting it. So the first video was from Brian Enton on TikTok. The second was from Fox News, although that audio is Fox News. You gotta have better audio.
Lunchbox
No, no, but that's from the TikTok that he posted, so you can't really.
Bobby Bones
No, Fox News. You need a better audio. So when Tick Tock records it from the tv, we still sound good.
Eddie
You all saw the video?
Bobby Bones
I saw the video.
Eddie
Where was he? Like, what did it look like by.
Bobby Bones
In the woods. The woods are behind him.
Lunchbox
No, no, this one, he's in, like a kitchen. Like a. In someone's house.
Bobby Bones
Maybe mine was a picture then.
Amy
Oh, somebody aiding and abetting.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And they said that they raided what, the house that they think he filmed it in, but there was no one there. And he has three distinct tattoos on his face.
Bobby Bones
You'll never find them.
Lunchbox
So it is so hard for him to hide.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
And make up.
Bobby Bones
Now you get one of those Corey Feldman masks. Yeah, the one I saw, he was in front of the woods. That could have been one of the.
Lunchbox
Pictures he posted, and one of them, he was. I think it was. I don't know if it was him or a different guy Was like, man, I've missed 14 summers. I haven't gone swimming in 14 summers. And he goes swimming. And he posted on TikTok.
Eddie
He goes camping. I miss summer.
Bobby Bones
He's doing all the things. He's at an ice cream truck getting ice cream. Yeah. What I hope happens from this is that they evaluate and see if he got good representation. Because people can just be abused by the system. And if that is the case, that he is able to be helped and that it's a culture thing. But I don't know, you just can't. You can't fix it, but hopefully you can start to fix it. It will not be revolutionized, but hopefully slowly. I don't know. I just. I don't have any faith in it. The more I say it, like, oh, I hope they do look at a situation individually. I have no faith in our justice.
Amy
Yeah. Because, I mean, he could also easily be lying.
Lunchbox
Well, he said it was his ex girlfriend, diamond, and she.
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling. I know. Diamond job.
Eddie
I had to say Diamond.
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling.
Amy
I'm guessing not all diamonds do that.
Eddie
That's true, Amy. You're right. Me too.
Bobby Bones
I've never met one diamond that's an adult that didn't do that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but she recanted her allegation of abuse in the affidavit, and she was arrested after allegedly helping Massey after his escape. So they're still friends.
Bobby Bones
You just. You need an evolution and not a revolution. As far as justice, especially. Oh, I'm looking at him now. There's no way with all of his tattoos.
Lunchbox
Right. He can't go out. He. He can never be. Just blending in. Like, he can't change his hair color. Like, he can do all that, but the three tattoos. Gotcha.
Eddie
It's tough.
Bobby Bones
You could put makeup over him. He could do white face, but they'd be canceled.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What's worse, Canceled or go back canceled by the Internet. All of a sudden, he's doing white face.
Eddie
What happened to the Ozark guy? Did you read about that guy? The Tell me more Devil of the Ozark. I think that's his nickname. Something like that. He was like an ex police.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, the guy from Arkansas, the police chief.
Eddie
Well, the only reason I know about it is because when we were in Branson, people were messaging like, be careful, that guy's still in the loose over there.
Amy
What?
Eddie
Yeah, he's like, apparently in the woods somewhere and they can pull it up.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know about it. Do you know enough to talk about it on your own?
Eddie
Just everything I've told you is pretty much what I know.
Lunchbox
He was in jail and he used a police officer uniform like he was pushing out like a barrel or trash of something and he escaped. He was a former deputy chief or whatever of some little police force in Arkansas. And he's been on the run. He was serving like 17 years, I believe, just going by memory. And they can't find him.
Eddie
They say he's really familiar with the woods in that area. So he's pretty good out there in the wilderness.
Bobby Bones
I can read you this from NBC News now. This is the first time hearing of it.
Eddie
So what's his nickname? Devil of the Ozarks.
Bobby Bones
Devil in the Ozarks. Because it was on hbo, I guess, huh? Yeah. Okay, let me read you this. It's been 10 days since the convict depicted in an HBO documentary as the Devil in the Ozarks escaped from an Arkansas prison long enough for his appearance to possibly change. Do you guys know HBO guy?
Lunchbox
I had no idea that there was a show about this guy.
Bobby Bones
On Tuesday, the Arkansas Department of Corrections distributed a photo illustration of Grant Hardin, 56, with a short beard and a mustache. With over a week passing since Hardin escaped the North Central unit, we are releasing a possible updated headshot which could reflect how it might look today. That's from the department. They put up a whole post on Instagram. It's like we're offering 20 grand. Hardin Escape from the North Central unit in Calico Rock on May 25. Prison officials said he was seen on security video pushing a car.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like he's just walking with the little car.
Bobby Bones
That's like every Ocean's Thirteen movie where dressed up like a bellhop going up to the room to rob.
Eddie
What was the city said? Calico. What?
Bobby Bones
Calico Rock. It may be in Missouri.
Lunchbox
I think it's right by the corner. It is when I read it.
Bobby Bones
Prison officials said he was seen on security video pushing a cart that carried wooden pallets while wearing a law enforcement style uniform to evade attention of the guards. Hardin was briefly the police chief gateway, Arkansas in 2016. That year, one of his victims, city water department employee James Appleton, criticized Hardin for encouraging police pursuits and handing taxpayers the allegedly increased bill for police vehicle repairs. How is he the devil? What do you do?
Amy
Oh, I guess it's just.
Eddie
Well, no, there's something right.
Amy
Documentary that was on hbo. He fatally shot a guy and Sexually assaulted a teacher.
Bobby Bones
Devil in the Ozarks. A vicious sexual assault stuns a small town, but goes unsolved for two decades until a murder nearby reveals a suspect with matching DNA. Was it him?
Amy
Yeah. So there's a 2015 HBO documentary about him. And then also, I guess they did a movie in 2023.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what the. That's what this is. Devil Narrows Arcs.
Amy
Okay, but there's a documentary at the same title that came out in 2015.
Eddie
And this is really close to Branson, right there.
Amy
Like, were y' all in the woods?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well, there was some guy that came out of the woods in a police uniform, and he was like, yeah, it was like, just looking for villains. And we're like, oh, yeah, go ahead, sir.
Lunchbox
Did he ask for IDs?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, he was cool. He was cool. We were cool.
Eddie
Pushing a nice little card.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he had.
Eddie
So they say to this whole area is filled with caves. So, like, it's could be really, really hard to find them.
Bobby Bones
Imagine how miserable you are, though, living in the freaking cave.
Eddie
Or how peaceful it is out there.
Bobby Bones
No, no, you're miserable for a minute, but you're miserable. You start to go, man, jail was better.
Eddie
But you get fed every day.
Bobby Bones
Eventually, you try to get away from the caves, but he needs to get with the old guy with the face tattoos.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Massey.
Bobby Bones
Lean on each other. Massey Support group.
Lunchbox
I mean, that's crazy. I mean, you're thinking, this is going to be the most. I'm going to be out, and it's going to be freedom. He's stuck in the woods, just going.
Eddie
But that could be freedom.
Bobby Bones
Maybe. He also might be with somebody who put him in the trunk and drove him seven states over.
Lunchbox
That's a good point.
Bobby Bones
You never really know. But I'm watching him. Or at least a video of him pushing the pallet.
Lunchbox
It's hilarious. It's not hilarious.
Bobby Bones
The guy's thinking, oh, my God, am I getting away with this? It's like when you have, like, a pimple on your lip, and to you, it feels. And even when you look in the mirror, it looks huge. But your wife's like, no, no, nobody can see it. But you're talking to somebody later and you're like, I wonder if they're staring right at my pimple. Like, I know I have it. I know it hurts, and it's big, but I wonder if they can tell right now I have this huge pimple. That's what he's thinking as he's rolling this thing Like, I wonder if they know I got this. Like I'm an escapee. I don't know. Let's just keep going. Let's just hope nobody says anything. And then he's clear the fence and he's looking around like, is this okay? Crazy.
Lunchbox
My thing is also, how did he get the uniform? There's no inside job there. And B, like you said, he has to be going. Don't walk too fast. Don't. I mean, cool.
Amy
Maybe he. He's in charge of laundry, right?
Bobby Bones
No, he looks like.
Amy
But I mean, could you. Could you. Could you set a uniform aside if you're the laundry?
Bobby Bones
Oh, God, that's a good.
Eddie
I don't think you're doing the laundry for the police uniform.
Bobby Bones
I don't either.
Lunchbox
I don't either. I don't think.
Eddie
Inmate laundry.
Bobby Bones
Maybe he cleans the guns. Of all the.
Eddie
They trust him.
Bobby Bones
And he has a whole cell full of guns that he cleans every day.
Eddie
Hey, devil, clean my gun.
Bobby Bones
That was. I like it, though. I don't mind that. I don't know, I just giving you a hard time.
Amy
Threw it out there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, good throw.
Amy
Stupid. No, he has a little. Yeah, he just really needed black. And then he threw that little.
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
Why isn't he a billionaire?
Lunchbox
What is going on? He's just trying to seem relatable.
Bobby Bones
Despite being worth an estimated $1 billion, Mr. Beast claims he has very little money and needs family support to fund his upcoming wedding to his fiance. Responding to a post on Twitter which described Mr. Beast as the only billionaire under 30 to not have inherited his wealth. Which, by the way, that's pretty cool. There are other billionaires under 30, but they all get money given to them.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
He made his. That's awesome. He said that. I personally have very little money because I reinvest everything. I think this year we'll spend about a quarter of a billion on content. Ironically, I'm actually borrowing money from my mom to pay for my upcoming wedding. But sure, on paper the businesses I own are worth a lot from people.
Eddie
Because his prizes are like big, right? Like on his games and stuff that he does. Gives away.
Morgan
Yeah, his prime show, you win $100 million.
Bobby Bones
I would imagine 100 million. I would imagine the prime show, though.
Morgan
Or it costs over 100 million.
Bobby Bones
What about his chocolate bars on the prime show, though? Amazon's giving money for that too.
Eddie
But his YouTube though, he was like giving his own money, right?
Morgan
I think he paid for the Amazon.
Bobby Bones
Show, but they have to pay for something from him.
Morgan
Oh, like to acquire it.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So there's money given to. We're on his YouTube. His YouTube content. I won't say show his content. He pays for all of that. He pays for the. The making of the content. He pays the people to help write it. He pays for the prize money when he goes to Amazon. Amazon's at least paying something to have Mr. Beast. So that. But yes. I'm not sure what he's giving away, though.
Morgan
So the top prize in that show is $10 million. But throughout the entire thing, he gave away 25 million.
Bobby Bones
Pretty cool.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Eddie
So you believe it? You think he's broke?
Bobby Bones
I don't think he's broke. I think he also could take out a loan. What a lot of people do to not pay. Like, what rich people do is they'll take out loans on what they already have because they're not having to pay. There's certain ways they can avoid paying interest on certain things. There's, like, cheats for rich people. There's cheats.
Eddie
So if I had a million dollars, I take out a million dollar loan. Like, I already have a million.
Bobby Bones
You could. Let's say I'm gonna give you a bad, bad, bad example. You buy a property for a million bucks, and you take out a loan based on that property, and then you spend that money on what, living?
Eddie
But how did you buy the million dollar property?
Bobby Bones
Because you already had that million bucks.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
There are tax. It's tax ways. It's basically tax ways to avoid having to pay all these little wrinkles. It's how rich people stay rich. I'm sure that's a terrible example of how I explained it, but I don't. I don't do it. I should figure it out. I was afraid of that kind of crap. Amy, you're up.
Amy
Okay. Do y' all ever say to people, oh, my gosh, you look so nice? Like, are you going somewhere special? Or like, if.
Eddie
No, I don't think I've ever done that.
Bobby Bones
I used to say stuff like, oh, wow, your hair looks good. Then it was like sexual harassment.
Amy
Yeah. Or like, what are you. What are you so dressed up for? I guess the example that I saw online was that we need to stop saying, like, oh, don't you look pretty? Like, are you going somewhere special? Like, we just need to say, you look fabulous. You look great. Period. End of sentence.
Bobby Bones
I was told you can't even say that.
Amy
Well, I mean, I guess that's at work. But let's say you're saying it to a friend.
Bobby Bones
Like, why what's the reasoning?
Amy
Because if someone just dressed up for nothing special, then it makes them feel silly. Like, oh, no, I don't. I don't. I don't have anywhere special to go. Like, I just dressed up. Like, it could make people feel silly for dressing up.
Bobby Bones
Can I give you a bit of a pushback on that? I would only say that to a friend that I see a lot and see how they dress all the time. For example, if I see Eddie and where I go to his house and he's in a tuxedo, I don't think he's hanging out, barbecuing. I'm like, bro, you're looking good. Yeah. Because I know.
Eddie
I'm just grilling.
Bobby Bones
I know. And that's on me, and I shouldn't have done that. I don't want to make you feel silly, Penguin man.
Amy
Yeah, so that's true. I just kind of saw this. I thought it'd be interesting for us to talk about because I didn't know if it was, like, a thing or, like, is this one of those things where we're also, like, making something the thing that doesn't need to be a thing?
Bobby Bones
This feels too woke for me. Yeah, it does. It feels too.
Amy
I agree.
Bobby Bones
I think if you say that to somebody you don't really know, like, wow, look at you. You going somewhere fancy? I think that could be awkward. But if it's a friend and you see how they dress all the time, if Lunchbox is in a collared shirt with it tucked in, I mean, that's Eddie's tuxedo. That's the.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You're like, equal. You're like, whoa, bro, you going to court? Like, what's the deal? And I think that's because we see him every day going to court.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what for.
Eddie
That's good, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Where he would be going.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
They're just saying, like, in the compliment as you look great, period.
Bobby Bones
It feels too woke. I'll be like, dang good. I'll be like, where are you going?
Amy
And then they go, nowhere.
Bobby Bones
A cummerbund. Eddie.
Amy
Thanks a lot. Now I feel silly for dressing up.
Bobby Bones
I understand the reasoning. I do.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It just practically. It doesn't feel like that's what normal people would do or how they would act.
Eddie
I will say that a while back, Amy said something about, like, you know, don't mention people's weight. Like, if they lost weight, because I used to be really big on, like, dude, you look good. You lost some weight. And I Did not. I saw someone recently and I was like, do not say it. Do not say it. But they lost a lot of weight and I didn't say anything. And then I found out later that they were sick. So good thing that I didn't say.
Amy
And that's one of the reasons why they say don't is you never know what's going on in someone's life. And they might have, like, depression can make people lose weight, cancer. And they haven't publicly said that they have it. So then it can make them feel like, oh, shoot, this is something that's really noticeable and I don't want to talk about it. And it makes them uncomfortable. So just like, don't comment on the body.
Bobby Bones
So I would, if you don't mind. I like to push back on that one a little bit. Yeah.
Eddie
Because I was like, I didn't say it, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I feel that. And I do absolutely understand what you're saying. And that's coming from a place of absolute truth for some folks. However, if I'm just over on DraftKings and they have the odds of how the person lost weight and what they want to hear. Most people that have lost some weight aren't sick or have lost weight for a negative reason, and most people that have lost weight have worked hard for it or have done something medically and they want to hear most. I would say 79% of people.
Amy
Yeah. So I guess.
Bobby Bones
So I play the odds and I'm.
Amy
Like, for the 21%.
Bobby Bones
No, no. I always do it on that one. If it's a dude, never a woman. I will never mention to a woman her weight either way. But if I see a dude who's lost a bunch of weight, I'll be like, dude, you lost a bunch of weight. You look great. Because if they're depressed, I just got them out. Everything about that. Everything about how I just lifted their spirits. That's what I'm saying.
Eddie
But how would you deal with the. I'm dying.
Bobby Bones
I would hope it wouldn't be met with that.
Eddie
I'm saying there's. That's the percentage.
Amy
But I'm dying.
Bobby Bones
There are times where I've stuck my foot in my mouth not knowing, but I'm going to take the risk. If I see somebody that I feel like has been working hard to lose. Yeah. Thank you. To lose weight. I'm going to say, ah, you look great. You look like lost a bunch of weight. I'm going to say it because I think more times than not, it's going to affect them in a positive way that makes them feel good. And if for some reason they're like, yeah, I'm dying tomorrow. Yeah, I'm going to feel bad, but.
Amy
They'Ll be gone tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
That's the risk. That's right. They'll be out of here anyway. Yeah. Again, I completely understand why you say that, and I agree in principle with it. However, odds are they would like to be recognized for losing that weight, which is why they lost the weight. So I'm going to allow my reaction to reflect how I feel. So. But I haven't been met with I'm sick or dying because they're not saying it.
Amy
They don't want people to know.
Eddie
And I'm.
Bobby Bones
But wouldn't the consolation be, if you're dying, that you look great, like, before you die? Like, it'd be a little something. You look great. That's. And in their head, you're like, yeah.
Amy
What if they got there, though, through. I mean, men do have eating disorders. You know, what if he got there through an eating disorder? And then your compliment just fueled to the fire. He's like, oh, he noticed. Now I need to have. Participate in more of my eating disorder.
Bobby Bones
What if the queen had ball? She'd be king. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're doing crazy ifs, but that's still possible. That is possible, but not probable. And all I'm doing is probabilities. And I don't do women well. I don't do women when it comes to this situation. I'm only doing probabilities. Possibilities. For sure. 100 possibilities. Odds are, if a person has lost a bunch of weight, I feel as a man, they probably worked hard to do it and they would like for it to be said to them, because most people don't.
Amy
There's a way to acknowledge things, too. Like, there's other compliments you can get people that don't comment specifically on that because they can still feel great about themselves. Like, oh, like, you're. You're glowing.
Bobby Bones
You say that to a dude, you're gonna get punched in the face.
Eddie
What do you mean by that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, what do you mean? Glowing? You about to get punched.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Or he thinks you're hitting on him and you're like, oh, oh, now. Yeah, okay, I see.
Amy
Like, I love your energy.
Bobby Bones
Never. If somebody lost weight and it's a dude, I'm be like, dude, you look great. You lost some weight. Look like, I lost, like, 25 pounds.
Amy
Wow. 20.
Eddie
Hey, I'm.
Bobby Bones
I can always guess. 25Amy, I'm telling you.
Amy
Why would you give a number, though?
Bobby Bones
That's. No. With a dude, A lot. Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I nailed somebody the other day, like, perfect.
Amy
This is like your specialty.
Bobby Bones
I'm pretty good at it. I saw him and hadn't seen him in probably six months or so other than on Zoom. And I saw and I was like, you lose a bunch of weight? What'd you drop, like 40? And he goes, 43. Boom.
Amy
This is the same guy Eddie saw.
Bobby Bones
Now, that guy died.
Eddie
I'm dying.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you, though, it felt good. I could have been a circus barker back in the day. I'll guess your weight or I'll eat my hat. Okay, Yeah, I understand. I would like to say again, in principle, I agree with everything you said.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
I just feel like it's like way too woke. People sitting at their desk going, okay, let's find out more ways that we can make people feel bad for offending people. Yeah. But I get it.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I guess I can nail weight loss.
Eddie
That's pretty good.
Bobby Bones
40 pounds. I can't get like 0 to 8 pounds. That all looks the same like a baby.
Eddie
Oh, oh, you mean not like a baby.
Bobby Bones
I'm talking.
Eddie
How much do you weigh, kid?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, my infant. Guessing terrible. I'm saying the loss of weight, like 0 to 8. I cannot tell the difference. Once we get to those double digits, I'm like, you lost a little weight. And if it's when I can first start to tell, that means it's around 10, 10 to 12 pounds.
Eddie
It's pretty good, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Thanks. Lunchbox, your story.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm worried about society. I'm worried about how we're making people parent. It's a sad story that gets even sadder. So there's these kids, a 10 year old and a 7 year old, brothers in North Carolina, and their parents let him walk to the nearby store and on the way home, the seven year old got hit by a car and died. Okay. But they have charged his parent, the parents, with negligent and homicide or involuntary manslaughter.
Bobby Bones
Manslaughter.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. And so they are in prison because they let their kids walk to a store and they were not allowed out to go to the funeral because they put them with a $1.5 million bond. I mean, guys, look, it's okay to let their kids. I mean, the store. It's okay to let your kids do stuff. And so they're saying they didn't supervise them, so they're going to prison. Wow, that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
So I'd like to push back a little.
Eddie
Of course. Why wouldn't you, if possible?
Bobby Bones
I agree with you again in principle and in theory. I had no rules. I was able to do what I wanted when I wanted. But most of that is because the environment that I lived in, I lived in a small town. No highways, no freeways. I don't know the exact part of the story. I don't know what road they're walking on. I think there are differences with the exact same situations. Meaning, let's say the situation is you're a parent, let your kids walk to the store two miles away and yeah, my kid's 11, we let them do it. However, if the difference is he walks on the side of the highway versus he walks the mountain pine where there are no highways, just small roads and dirt roads, there's a difference there and I think it should be treated as such. Where I get annoyed is there's no nuance in general. But I don't know this story. What, what road was he on?
Lunchbox
It's just like a neighborhood road. Like it has a grass median in the middle, there's stoplights. It's just a regular, you know, there's little businesses on the side, nothing crazy. It's like through a kind of a neighborhood.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And he's seven with his ten year old brother. Yeah. I mean it would be hard for me. I'm looking at it now in this situation and I think it should be looked at situation by situation. I really do. I think. Oh, I'm looking at the, I'm looking at it now and it's terrible.
Eddie
And was there any other history of neglect or anything?
Bobby Bones
And all that matters, right? All that matters there is history of neglect.
Amy
No, I'm saying yes, it matters because if it's based just on this, this is crazy to me.
Bobby Bones
So let me read through the story a little bit here because I think all the little details matter with such a massive situation. And like I said again, I think it can be the same scenario, but different variables with the exact same scenario produce different results with who's in trouble and who's not. The parents of a seven year old boy who was fatally struck in North Carolina have been charged with involuntary manslaughter for letting him walk home from a grocery store. Little legend Jenkins was with his 10 year old brother in Gastonia when he ran into traffic and was hit by a jeep. Traffic is an interesting word because traffic means there are a lot of cars. But I Don't see any. Looking at the road here, it doesn't look super busy. His mom, Jessica, said it was the first time she allowed her sons to walk to the nearby store. Oh, that. See, So I would think the first time. I would think. Well, I would think the first time you do it, you walk with your kids.
Lunchbox
Well, I think first time by themselves.
Bobby Bones
Do you know that? Do you know that for sure? No, no.
Lunchbox
But I'm saying when I read that, it's like, okay, we've probably walked it before and I let them go this time by themselves because eventually after you do it a few times, you have to let them go by themselves.
Bobby Bones
But you don't know that.
Lunchbox
No, no, that's just what how I read it.
Bobby Bones
Right, Got it, got it. And I don't know that it's not that.
Lunchbox
And the population of that city is 80,000.
Bobby Bones
That's a lot. So there are cars.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's cars.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, I was population 700. Like every car could have been on the road and there was no traffic. Ivy and the boy's father were arrested Thursday. They were denied permission to attend the funeral. That sucks. And that sounds terrible and it feels terrible. I don't agree with that. The Gastonia Police Department offers its deepest sympathies to a family and their heartbreaking loss. Okay. In such cases, adults must be held accountable for their responsibilities to ensure a safe environment for their children. The driver will not face any charges. A witness to the crash said the boy was hit after darting out into the street as his brother tried to hold him back. She immediately stopped her car. I don't want to read the next part. It's too morbid. Let's go on down. She said she tried to comfort the seven year old, just letting him know. Yeah, So I feel that this isn't.
Eddie
Who got hit.
Bobby Bones
Seven year old died.
Eddie
Seven year old died.
Bobby Bones
This is my feeling of this story. If in a vacuum, the parents wouldn't have gone to jail. Meaning just the situation. It is a small enough town by the road that I'm looking at from two pictures. It does not look like a heavily trafficked area. However, if the same situation happens by how our laws are and they are universal and one courtroom you go, I'm going to cite this. The same exact situation can happen somewhere else in a much busier place. And it does feel like they shouldn't let their kids walk. And just the law is, if a young kid is without their parent and gets hit by a car in traffic, it is neglect by the parent and you what sucks is we're not doing them individually, we're doing them. This is the law and this is the rule based on what, what has been written and we must abide by it. And it's also setting precedent for later times when 7 year olds are walking by themselves.
Lunchbox
But my whole thing is, I, I, I don't understand how it's a law you that you have to be with your children all the time. That that's not the law.
Bobby Bones
The law is if something bad happens to your kids and they're seven years old and you're not with them, it's your fault. So if nothing happened to them, they wouldn't get in trouble. If the kid hadn't been hit by the car, they would not have been in trouble. It sucks. And I think if you look at this again individually, by itself and if there's no sign of abuse anywhere you go, this is a tragedy. The parents should be put in jail. But you can't not put the parents in jail and not give them neglect charges if you've given other parents neglect charges in busier places. Because you're not making the law depending on population or where the kid gets hit or how many cars are driving that hour.
Amy
I think the charges got dropped against this mom. But remember that Georgia mom where the kid walked, he was 10 years old and he walked to like Dollar General and she, they showed up at her house and arrested her in.
Bobby Bones
Kid didn't die though.
Eddie
No, he did not.
Amy
I know, but that makes it a whole different story though that she was being arrested though because her kid walked.
Bobby Bones
I agree, but I think, I don't think those are super comparable because the kid didn't die.
Lunchbox
It's just crazy me to think that my parents would have been in prison because starting at 7 years old I rode my bike to school every day and home.
Bobby Bones
But Also you're comparing 1990 something to 2026 with.
Lunchbox
But what's the difference?
Bobby Bones
24 hour news cycles and media everywhere that affects, it absolutely affects how laws are made.
Eddie
Well, I can't think of a worse punishment than having your kid die and then you have to go to prison on top of that.
Amy
Yeah. Who raises your other kid?
Eddie
It just, it feels like it's worse.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, law does. Law doesn't care about that crap. Well they should, but again in a vacuum they should. Yes. All I'm doing and I think that if there's been no signs of abuse in any way. Listen, I think these parents were just letting their kids be kids and 99 out of 100 times this doesn't happen. But, but it did happen. And they've also charged other parents that probably were neglectful to their kids and let them walk across busy intersections and streets that got hit and it was neglect. You can't really go because of the traffic in this area and not in this area. We're not going to charge you because that's the law. My argument is the law should be looked at individually, sure, but that it doesn't happen like that. So yeah, all of it sucks.
Eddie
I hate this story, dude.
Bobby Bones
But again, there are, there are a lot of rules and laws that are different now because of the access news is access to be able to share things that then turns into different little stupid tiddlywink laws because somebody, a local representative gets a call, they saw it on the news. So yeah, yeah, terrible. If there's no history and neglect, I don't even think the parents did anything wrong. But if other parents have been charged for it for the exact same thing, you can't decide not to charge this one parent for the exact same thing if it happened. But yeah, laws aren't, nothing's the same from when we were kids.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I mean, like they said they didn't keep their kids safe. The only way you can keep your kids safe and you can't even guarantee this is lock them in their room. I mean, if you can't let them go outside, then I don't understand.
Bobby Bones
It's different. They're not just going outside, they're walking down a busy street.
Eddie
Obviously it's a busy street. There's businesses there. Which means it's not in the middle of a residential neighborhood. There's businesses there.
Bobby Bones
So also not saying the parents were wrong. I don't think the parents were wrong, but I don't know. I don't know if they walked them with their kids 10 times to show them the way or if once they were just like, yeah, yeah, you guys are good. Just walk down to the store.
Lunchbox
So stuff I just saw that and I was like, man, that's just cr. I just felt tragic.
Bobby Bones
Do you not understand why though? Even if you don't agree with it, do you understand why?
Lunchbox
No, I, I, I think I, I don't understand why I, I don't understand that you can't watch your kids 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You ha. Like, kids have to get out in the world and they, they build their competition.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but that's a whole different thing than protecting your kids who's 7 I.
Amy
Feel like going away for that, though. It's sort of like you're acting as.
Eddie
Threw.
Lunchbox
My kid.
Amy
Threw my child in front of a Jeep. And like. I didn't.
Bobby Bones
No, but you allowed your kid to get to a place that was very dangerous.
Lunchbox
But what happens if you're walking with them and they run out in traffic?
Eddie
That's different.
Bobby Bones
That's different for sure. You had an adult with them over 18. It'd be like, if the kid gets in a car and jumps in a car and drives away and steals the car and he's 8 years old, you're like, well, kids just get out and do crap. No, that's still against the law.
Lunchbox
But the parent can't be charged because the kids stole the keys. I mean, you didn't hand the keys to the kid.
Amy
I feel like in this court, maybe it could. Like, why did you have your keys accessible to your child?
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Why didn't you have them locked in a safe? It's like, man, I don't know. I just. I don't know. I totally disagree with it.
Bobby Bones
What if a kid gets a gun that just. It's not illegal and shoot somebody else with it as a parent's gun?
Amy
Well, if it's the parent's gun and it was not locked away, the parent is responsible for that.
Bobby Bones
But, I mean, it's there. The parent did nothing illegal by having a gun.
Amy
Yeah, they need to have a gun.
Bobby Bones
Or even if it's locked, but the kid knows the code.
Amy
Yeah, that's down that part, it's tricky.
Bobby Bones
Like, there is a responsibility to being a parent, and there's a fine line that isn't really known fully because you can't know it fully.
Amy
Yeah. I just think when you have something like a car key and a gun is different because you're not gonna lock up your car keys.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you might. If they get a little. A little car.
Amy
Eyeballing that car, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, the story sucks. I feel terrible for the parents.
Amy
Terrible.
Bobby Bones
But I do understand why they're arrested. But I. It. It. You wish. And there's no nuance at all in our world. Everything's so polarizing and black and white that it could be examined in a vacuum. And look at. Did the parents have anything that happened prior? Were they negligent in any way? Because what if they were negligent? And I don't know, they were. But what if they were? Would that make a difference? What if, like, the kids didn't have. The parents didn't come home for a couple days at A time. And the kids just had to figure out how to live.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Would that make a difference now? Right. But again, we can just make up a story and say that happened, much like the parents walked them 10 times. But the same thing happened, but different circumstances surrounded it.
Amy
I don't want to be a judge.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I do. I'd be the greatest judge. I want to be judge of the world. I want to be one judge of the whole world.
Eddie
But what do judges do? Don't they just make sure that everything goes smooth and then the judge.
Bobby Bones
A trial, but no, just trial. Just jury trial, I guess.
Amy
I don't want to be on a jury. I don't need, like. I don't want to decide this sort of stuff.
Bobby Bones
Judges. All kinds of crap.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Mm. I want to be world judge.
Eddie
Judge of the world.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That story sucks, though.
Lunchbox
Then the fact they didn't let him go to the funeral.
Eddie
It's like.
Bobby Bones
That's terrible. Whoever's in charge, like, who doesn't have a heart there.
Lunchbox
What a terrible decision. Terrible.
Eddie
Now, what if they're allowed to go in, like, shackles and stuff?
Bobby Bones
You don't go to. Marco was in. A lot of my family was in jail a lot growing up. You don't come in shackles. You either come with your supervisor, or you come by yourself, and they just expect you to go back. And he did both. He would come to stuff with his supervisor because one time he didn't go back on time.
Amy
Like an escort person.
Eddie
Yeah, they gave him that one time.
Bobby Bones
Well, one time he didn't go. He didn't go back on time. Anytime. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Bob as a name bubble. His name is Don. Uncle Bub. He spent most of his life in jail, in and out. I don't know of a single family member that's a generation above me that wasn't in jail. That's what's crazy.
Amy
Did your grandma ever go to jail?
Bobby Bones
I'm talking about, like, that generation of parents all the way across. I don't. I don't think my grandma did know.
Amy
I know she had that illegal card game, but she did get arrested for.
Eddie
Gambling and the van.
Bobby Bones
So they. Yeah. So they outlawed bingo in Hot Springs.
Eddie
Love this.
Bobby Bones
And so she was like, screw that. I'll go and get a van and drive around with all the old ladies. And they'd switch out. One would drive, and they'd all play bingo and gamble in the back as they drive around. They drove around.
Eddie
Dang, right.
Bobby Bones
What are the cops doing pulling them over?
Eddie
Exactly. That's like pulling Willie over.
Bobby Bones
Why? What are you doing? So she didn't go to prison, but I think she went to jail for a minute.
Eddie
So did the slammer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But, yeah, I was.
Ray
Bingo.
Bobby Bones
Outlawed gambling.
Eddie
Like, you put in, like, five bucks and then.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like five bucks a card, it's five dollars. Well, but when there are 90 people there and it's five bucks a card, and you're buying eight cards, it's 40 bucks times 90 people. You're looking at every game being worth, you know, a couple thousand bucks. Yeah, that's gambling.
Ray
I don't know. It feels harmless to me.
Bobby Bones
Me too.
Eddie
It is harmless.
Bobby Bones
I used to go all the time. Elks club, Benedictine Manor. Play bingo all time. Kids couldn't play, but. But she'd buy the cards and I'd play. I couldn't yell bingo, though. I wasn't old enough.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I would be like, I gotta. Gotta cheat on bingo. Yeah, it's awesome. That story sucks. Lunchbox, Morgan, you're up.
Ray
Okay, I don't really want to follow that.
Bobby Bones
I know. It's a weird one. I don't even like doing those in this type situation. They're like the sad ones.
Ray
There's this artist in Japan, okay. She's like a graphic artist.
Bobby Bones
Nah, too sad.
Ray
Eddie, wait, you've seen this?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm kidding. I don't know anything about it.
Eddie
Mine's not sad at all.
Ray
It is kind of crazy. So she predicted the deaths of Freddie Mercury, Princess Diana, and the COVID pandemic with her graphics.
Bobby Bones
Okay, is this like the Simpsons where they've done 90,000 episodes and they get some stuff right just because they've done so many episodes?
Ray
Yeah, I don't know. Okay, but she predicted this, and she has one that's out right now, and it's this, like, apocalyptic prophecy that on July 5th, something's gonna happen. And so there's a whole bunch of people that believe her so much that they've canceled plans to go to Japan because it's supposed to happen in Japan.
Bobby Bones
When I've just seen people from the future on TikTok tell me things are happening and they haven't happened.
Amy
Also, it's gonna be crazy if something happens on July 5th.
Bobby Bones
Well, this is what I would say. Something will happen in Japan on July 5th. Something, something, something. Not good.
Ray
Okay. She also predicted another one. She predicted the.
Bobby Bones
I want to know what she's predicting. July 5th, and I want some specificity here, because somebody will die. That many people, that big of an area. Somebody's Gonna die. Some tragedy's gonna happen. And I wanna know what the graphic is.
Ray
Okay, well, here's the graphic for you, and it's translated to the future I predicted.
Bobby Bones
Okay. It's like a woman with her hand or something.
Ray
Yeah. She's like, covering an eye. You can see her eye. And there's all these kind of things happening and a whole bunch of water around.
Eddie
Tsunami.
Bobby Bones
So now we need it to happen on the water or to the water.
Ray
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Water has to be involved.
Ray
A lot of people have, like, kind of translated, and they're warning people to steer clear of the land of the rising sun, which is Japan. And there's, like, this kind of area of it that they're saying to avoid because she also predicted another one, the Japanese earthquake into some in the tsunami that killed more than 18,000 people.
Bobby Bones
But when you say predicted, I need to know, did she just draw a tsunami? And then all of a sudden, she gets credit for it?
Eddie
Because they do happen a lot over there.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't know.
Ray
But not like that.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't know specifically.
Eddie
Tsunamis happen over. They don't happen here.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I know.
Eddie
I'm saying they haven't over there in that part of the world.
Bobby Bones
That's correct, but it doesn't matter. I'm just saying if she did a tsunami, it's like somebody doing a hurricane here. Did they do a big mural of a hurricane inside of a building in the next three years?
Eddie
Yeah. How specific is the date?
Bobby Bones
That's what I want to know.
Ray
She said July 5th.
Bobby Bones
I know, but what. And then something to do with water.
Ray
Mm, That's. That's all that's been, like, translated so far. Something to do with water. It'll be on July 5th, and it's gonna be a calamity.
Eddie
That's creepy.
Bobby Bones
I feel like enough people just do this crap now that they've.
Ray
They've related her to the blind Bulgarian mystic Baba Venga.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Not familiar. This lady.
Ray
I've seen her on social media. See her picture? She's like.
Eddie
Okay, is that a real head?
Ray
Yeah. Yes, that's her. She's blind.
Lunchbox
So she looks like she's.
Ray
Well, this is a picture of her face, guys.
Lunchbox
She looks like a statue.
Bobby Bones
You know the difference in a hurricane and isn't on me.
Eddie
I believe.
Bobby Bones
I bet you can do it.
Eddie
I believe it's the rotation.
Bobby Bones
You sure you're thinking about the toilet flushing backward in Australia?
Eddie
One of them, like, you know, turns.
Amy
Oh, I know.
Eddie
Clockwise. The other one's Count.
Bobby Bones
I bet you get it.
Amy
It's location part of the world kind of.
Eddie
Isn't it kind of like southern?
Ray
Does one have to do with plates and the other doesn't?
Amy
Oh, I thought kind of.
Bobby Bones
Oh, plates. Go ahead.
Lunchbox
Like I was going to say speed. No, like the size of the waves.
Bobby Bones
My understanding is a hurricane happens because basically fronts for the like water, warm water, cold water. A tsunami is something that happens under the water that creates waves. Oh, Mike, would you fact check that for me?
Lunchbox
I was on kind of wave size.
Eddie
Yeah, you were, dude.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, no, no.
Eddie
The tsunami is a giant wave, right?
Bobby Bones
Yes. A tsunami is created by something, I believe under the ocean. Like, for example, an earthquake under the ocean. That's why I said kind of with plates. Here we go. A hurricane is a large rotating storm with strong winds and heavy rain, while a tsunami is a series of large ocean waves caused by an earthquake or volcanic eruption. So tsunami is created by things happening under hurricaneous things happening on surface e with water.
Eddie
But one of them is the same. Like, I think it's hurricane and typhoon. Maybe one of them's the same thing except they rotate.
Bobby Bones
No, different. That's ocean. They're different oceans.
Eddie
Really.
Bobby Bones
They could rotate different. But what I know about that is because this is why I know this. Earthquake and typhoon. There were wrestlers in wwe, they were attacked.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, back in the day. And so a hurricane is like Pacific, Atlantic. And then the typhoon is a different part of the Pacific. I don't know if they rotate differently. Would you fact check that, Mike? But I believe they're just in different locations as to why they're named different things.
Morgan
Yeah, I think anything in the northern hemisphere is counterclockwise, southern hemisphere is clockwise.
Bobby Bones
And so are they named different because of where they are in the oceans?
Morgan
What oceans? Yeah, there's also a cyclone.
Bobby Bones
A cyclone to me is a tornado.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Is there a water cyclone? I guess there's something called a water cyclone.
Morgan
Yeah, water cyclone.
Eddie
You ever seen those? Those are crazy.
Morgan
In the South Pacific and Indian Ocean.
Bobby Bones
Wow. No, I haven't.
Eddie
Yeah, you'll see him like above the water, kind of like it looks like.
Bobby Bones
With your own eyes. You've seen that videos? Oh, on videos? Yeah. I thought you meant like at the house.
Eddie
Oh, no, just like on Tick Tock. I've seen that.
Bobby Bones
Got it. All right, Eddie, what do you have?
Eddie
What do you all think about Dakota Johnson?
Amy
Nepo kid who's her family?
Bobby Bones
Don Johnson, Melanie Griffin.
Amy
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Griffin or Griffith. Not sure how to say her name, but that's the first thing I think of is Nepo baby.
Lunchbox
Is she the one that did Coldplay?
Bobby Bones
Chris Martin? Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, I thought she did some risque 50 shades of.
Eddie
She did, yes.
Bobby Bones
The movie.
Ray
That's her.
Lunchbox
No, I think. Oh, I'm thinking of Fishburne. Sorry. Laurence Fishburne's daughter. He. She did, like, nudie stuff. And so I was thinking it was her, but. Wrong.
Bobby Bones
Wrong. Nepo baby.
Amy
Grades of 50. Grades 50 shades of gray. Is it.
Bobby Bones
Is that's Dakota Johnson?
Amy
Yeah. But also, I don't know what news is.
Bobby Bones
Laurence Fishburne was the cowboy in the Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Eddie
Yeah. Did you see that? There's a Pee Wee Herman documentary.
Bobby Bones
I finished the first half. The first hour and a half.
Eddie
I just started last night.
Bobby Bones
Dude, I'm on the second. It's a different thing. Please do your story.
Eddie
Okay. Dakota Johnson. But yes, I did know Laurence Fishburne because he's in the documentary. Right? Dakota Johnson. So she came out on Jimmy Fallon and was like. It was kind of funny because she was wearing a dress, obviously way too short, and then showing like a lot of her boobs. And she's sitting there and she immediately, immediately goes like, I picked the wrong thing to wear. And then just from there, the whole interview is awkward. And Jimmy's like, I'm not looking.
Bobby Bones
I'm not watching. He gives her a napkin to put it in the shower.
Eddie
Yeah, he gives a little napkin. He puts it over and then she takes it off. And it's just kind of like, weird to. I don't know how I felt about her showing up like that and then making a thing out of it.
Bobby Bones
I guess the question is, do you think it was all set up?
Eddie
I think so. Because you wouldn't wear something like that without knowing the half of your boobs sticking out. And you're gonna make a thing about it. And then poor Jimmy, he's trying to do the interview, like, just serious, but he's laughing a little bit the whole time because she keeps trying to, like, fix her shirt. It's hilarious.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I don't want to boob shame her, but it is weird that she wouldn't know what she looked like.
Ray
I think I know why if it is on purpose.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Ray
She has a movie coming out with Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans called Materialists, and it's like kind of about them flirting. Kind of a three way type situation vibe. So I'm wondering if there's some play on that happening. I haven't seen the interview, but that would Be my guess, because they've done a lot of promo for that movie, and it's kind of.
Bobby Bones
So she wants sexuality. She wants sexuality to be part of the interview, but without it being so apparent.
Ray
Maybe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Ray
That's just a guess, though. I haven't seen it yet.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because I'm looking at it now, and her boobs are way out. And you would know that by looking in a mirror. Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
And as soon as she sat down.
Amy
The design of the dress, it also.
Bobby Bones
Doesn'T look like something that somebody wouldn't wear. It's not crazy.
Amy
If she hadn't said anything, I'd be like, oh, okay. Well, that's a. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
People have worn more revealing things.
Bobby Bones
Absolutely.
Eddie
That's what was weird about it. But maybe Morgan's right. People do use that show or like, all those shows. Right. To promote. Like, that's the main thing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's the exact thing. That's the exact reason they go on, is for promotion. Nobody ever just goes on because they're bored.
Amy
Like, you go on him sticking a napkin in there. Definitely got it More.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Attention.
Eddie
Well, she asked, like, does anyone have blanket?
Bobby Bones
Could have been. It could have been. We're going to attempt some virility here, too. But I'm with you again. I'm not boob jamming. You wear whatever you want. Don't give. But it is weird that you're like, oh, I shouldn't have wore this. Like, they didn't let you see what you were wearing before you walked out.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. We're going to dress you.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
We're going to blindfold you. You're not going to know, but when you walk out, oh, you're going to love it. That's weird.
Eddie
And I think Jimmy handled it really well. He was really funny.
Bobby Bones
I think it was prepared.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, cool.
Lunchbox
Good dress.
Bobby Bones
It's kind of a jacket type thing, right? Or is that a full dress?
Eddie
That's a full dress. It's just way open in the front.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Do you like that lunchbox?
Lunchbox
I'm not minding it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Then I got Keith Urban over on the Bobby cast. It's really great.
Eddie
So are you gonna finish Pee Wee, like, this week, you think?
Bobby Bones
Oh, Pee Wee, real quick. I feel bad for Pee Wee.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I really do. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay. It's the documentary. It is two parts. They're each an hour and a half long. He. Pee Wee's dead, by the way. Paul Herman. He died of cancer in 2023. When he was doing this documentary, the documentarians did not know he had cancer at all.
Eddie
Correct.
Amy
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
I feel bad for people.
Eddie
Have they gone? Yes, they already gone into that.
Bobby Bones
What I've seen. Yes. I mean, it's news. But because it was in like the 90s, we get what's filtered down to us. It's like Peewee was whacking off in a theater.
Eddie
That's all I remember.
Bobby Bones
So we all think Peewee was. Was watching Shrek whacking off wasn't the case at all. He went into one of those it's a dirty movie places and was possibly by himself. What do you think happens in those XXX stores? There's no. There aren't kids in there. Yeah, Like, I'm not going to one of those stores. But they're not illegal. And also, what if a cop goes in there? What do you think they're going to find in a video part of an XXX place? People whacking off. It ain't for me, but it's like that exists. Do you think they're in there praying?
Eddie
It was just weird that Pee Wee was in there. I'm just. I'm not saying anything bad or whatever.
Bobby Bones
About it, but as he wasn't Peewee by then. Pee Wee was over by then.
Eddie
I think he was always Pee Wee.
Bobby Bones
No, but Pee Wee Herman was over. Yeah, but I'm saying he wasn't Pee Wee then. But.
Amy
But just like Eddie's. Eddie's having a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that he. He would go to a place like that and do that.
Bobby Bones
A guy playing a character, of course, would have a normal life.
Eddie
I was younger and all I knew.
Amy
Oh, yes, that's called normal life.
Bobby Bones
As to some people, a lot of people go to sex shops. A lot of people go to peep shows, whatever that is. Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, no, people do. Like, I didn't know.
Amy
I didn't know what the video is playing in the movies. And you sit there.
Bobby Bones
They've caught like politicians coming out of like those little rooms where you put the quarters and whack off and watch people like.
Amy
Yeah, but I still. So I would. I don't know that I call that a normal life.
Bobby Bones
I would say it's not. It's not illegal and they're not hurting anybody.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And that's literally what it's for.
Eddie
It doesn't make it normal. To Amy's.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't make it. It doesn't make it illegal. Yeah. They acted like he had touched kids and that didn't happen.
Eddie
Yeah, I did have that, that thought too.
Bobby Bones
Most people.
Amy
Yeah, like why did we have that thought?
Bobby Bones
Because he was doing a kid's show, then it ended. And I'm not saying he whacked off in accordance to a show ending. I. Because he probably did that. Who knows? But he was going to a private place to do a private thing. They had a cop come in, busted him.
Amy
But like, why doesn't he just.
Bobby Bones
I don't know why people do whatever. Why do people do all kinds of stuff? I don't know.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Anyway, it looks good and so we should watch it.
Bobby Bones
No, you shouldn't.
Eddie
Really.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's for everybody, but.
Amy
I watch Pee Wee Herman.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's fair. It's not about just that. He doesn't even get to that till that two hours in. But really that wasn't even about Pee Wee. Harmon wasn't a kid's character. He was in the Growlings in LA and made up this character.
Eddie
It was a comedy stuff.
Bobby Bones
He had like 40 characters and it was the only one that did anything at all. And so he. Then he did a late night theater show with it. It was adult, for adults he'd throw out. And then he toured it and then he got a movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, way before the show happened and the movie was a success. And then they're like, hey, why don't you do a kid show with this character? And he's like, I don't know. But he's like, ah, I did like Captain Kangaroo. And so he took that and turned. But we just remember the kid show character from it. Yeah, but yeah, no, yeah, listen. He should have never been beaten off in public. No doubt about it. But it wasn't like he was doing on the side of a street either. He wasn't on a corner with his jacket open in a parking lot going, watch me whack this guy. Or girl in a car. He was literally in a private gross store. An XXX store. I've never been in one of those. So I'm not being like, it's normal. I'd never been in one. But they're legal and I'm not going to sex shame somebody.
Eddie
So if they're legal, why did he get arrested?
Bobby Bones
Because he was. They walked in and he was whacking off in that oh store is legal.
Eddie
But you can't do that.
Bobby Bones
Like it was like a, like a store in a theater. You. They show it with a little thing. XXX Like a little theater. Little. But they're showing adult movies.
Lunchbox
You can watch the movies, but you're not allowed to do that.
Bobby Bones
They're showing porno movies now. It's like people to whack off where they're showing a porno movie. How crazy is that? Of course everybody's in there whacking it if they're in there.
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Don't you just suspect? I never been in one. I'm gonna be honest with you. I haven't even seen a pornographic video or image Probably 10 years in any way whatsoever.
Lunchbox
Yeah, me either.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So when I say that, it's not coming from me going, like, I do it, but if I did, I'd be like, who cares? But, yeah, no, he got. He got a raw deal, and they ran him. They ran him and hard.
Lunchbox
I see what you did there.
Eddie
No, raw and hard.
Bobby Bones
No, I didn't say raw hard. I said random hard. But. And then people have turned it into, like, he was whacking off in a regular theater, or he's beating all the kids watching, or there was nothing. He was in a gross sex store with sex movie playing, or. What do you think happens there? So.
Eddie
Well, I'm gonna watch it.
Bobby Bones
It's. You'll like it.
Eddie
Yeah, because, I mean, I love the movie. Like, Big Adventure. Peewee's Big Adventure. Like, that's. That was my first introduction to him, and it's awesome. And then the show, obviously, like, in the mornings or whatever, and, like, that was good.
Bobby Bones
In retrospect, I would have thought. Well, in retrospect, I see now, but I would have thought that the show launched the movie, just not knowing because we're so young. Yeah, but the movie was first. They spent 6 million bucks. You know, the director of the movie was. It's like Ron Howard, Nightmare Before Christmas.
Morgan
Tim Burton.
Bobby Bones
Tim Burton.
Eddie
Oh, really?
Morgan
First ever movie until he got Batman.
Bobby Bones
What?
Morgan
That's how Tim Burton got to direct Batman. How he did such a Good job on P.B. herman.
Bobby Bones
No way.
Morgan
You gotta deal with Warner Brothers. You're like, all right, you're direct Batman.
Eddie
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Do you remember the second Pee Wee Herman movie? Big Top, Big Top, Pee Wee.
Eddie
Big Top, Pee Wee. I never saw that one.
Bobby Bones
Did you ever see the Peewee Christmas Special?
Eddie
No. No, never saw that.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, it. I like it. I'm not gonna recommend it because I don't think it's for everybody, but it's. I'm not even at 30 minutes left, but they did go over that, and I felt bad for him. Like, dude, you got to be smart enough if you're. But he didn't look like Pee Wee Herman in any way.
Eddie
Long hair.
Bobby Bones
He said in part of it. Also, he client. This is thing he said I wasn't doing that. I wasn't be. You know what his fine was $50.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Because they. My theory. They knew that they lied about when they busted him. His fine was $50.
Amy
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Why is that weird? Because you know what? If they would have really had him on something, they would have got him. And he was like, I was being dragged so much. I. I pleaded no contest, not guilty and just paid my 50 so it would be over with so it wouldn't be in the news every day.
Amy
Terrible.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But whatever. Don't whack off in public places. That's my theory in life. That's my life motto. Don't wack off public places.
Eddie
I remember that.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I kind of got fired up watching it because again, there's so much of that stuff from the 90s stuff. We just. It's embedded in us that these people did these things that were so wrong, but it's because we were fed this narrative. We only had four channels. There wasn't social media. There wasn't ways to get alternate perspectives and ideas or things from the person's mouth themselves. And also, in the mug shot, he looked like Charles Manson.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because his hair was long. He had a beard, and it was like, that's not the Peewee Herman we know. It just made him look worse. But if I could go back, I'd say, Pee Wee, don't do that. Take the video home.
Eddie
Don't do that.
Lunchbox
Rent it.
Bobby Bones
Take it home. Buy it. You got money?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Buy it.
Bobby Bones
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: WEDS PT 2: Bobby Made A Dumb Mistake + Our Most Dangerous Bit Idea + Morgan Offends Bobby + Is “Did You Lose Weight” Rude?
Release Date: June 4, 2025
Timestamp: [02:00 - 06:18]
Bobby Bones shares a humorous and relatable story about wearing the wrong pair of glasses. Struggling with his usual frames that cause discomfort and small cuts on his nose, Bobby opts for a different pair of clear frames. However, the new glasses are prescription-weak, leading to blurred vision and comedic confusion.
Bobby Bones ([03:52]): "I grabbed some glasses. Now, I was wearing some clear frames yesterday because what happens is when I wear my normal glasses, if I wear them and they push down on my nose enough, it starts to cut little holes in my nose. The life of a glasses wearer."
Amy ([04:04]): "I don't think we have the same prescription."
This segment evolves into a playful exchange where Bobby tries to swap glasses with Amy, leading to exaggerated claims about gaining superpowers like X-ray vision.
The hosts laugh over the absurdity, highlighting the everyday challenges of dealing with eyewear mishaps.
Timestamp: [08:27 - 16:38]
The team delves into their recent television and movie watchlist, offering ratings and personal insights.
Lunchbox on "Kung Fu Panda 2PO":
"The boys are back. And let me tell you, they got to keep the peace."
Kids loved it, giving it 5 out of 5, while adults rate it 3.5 pandas out of 5.
Eddie on "Friends and Neighbors":
"I loved it. I thought it was fantastic the whole way through."
Rated 4.5 Birkin bags out of 5.
Bobby Bones adds his perspective on Jon Hamm's performance in "Fargo," considering him one of the best villain characters in television history. The discussion also touches on the release strategy of Netflix shows like "Stranger Things," debating the merits of binge-watching versus staggered episode drops.
Timestamp: [21:04 - 30:00]
The conversation shifts to a pressing news story about Antwan Massey, dubbed the "Devil in the Ozarks," who escaped from an Arkansas prison.
The hosts discuss the implications of Massey's escape, the authenticity of his claims, and the difficulties in apprehending someone with distinguishing tattoos. They analyze the possible flaws in the justice system that allowed Massey's escape and ponder the responsibility of law enforcement in such scenarios.
The segment highlights concerns about legal representation and systemic failures, emphasizing the need for impartial investigations to ensure justice is served fairly.
Timestamp: [37:20 - 38:27]
The hosts explore the curious case of YouTube sensation Mr. Beast, who, despite his billionaire status, claims to have limited personal funds and seeks familial support for his wedding expenses.
Eddie and Morgan discuss the dynamics of wealth management among the ultra-rich, touching upon strategies like taking out loans against assets instead of liquidating wealth. The conversation underscores the complexity behind apparent financial statuses of high-net-worth individuals.
Timestamp: [43:23 - 59:07]
A deeply engaging and emotional discussion unfolds around a tragic incident involving negligent parenting. The parents of a seven-year-old boy in North Carolina are charged with involuntary manslaughter after their child was fatally struck by a car while walking alone to a store.
The hosts debate the nuances of legal accountability, societal expectations, and the role of law in personal tragedies. They question whether the law appropriately differentiates based on context, such as the traffic density of the area or prior history of parental negligence.
Amy brings up a related case in Georgia where parents were arrested for allowing their children to walk to a store, highlighting inconsistencies in legal outcomes based on differing circumstances.
The conversation emphasizes the need for individualized legal assessments and the challenges posed by rigid laws that may not account for varying real-life scenarios.
Timestamp: [39:55 - 46:58]
The show tackles the sensitive topic of commenting on someone's weight loss, examining whether such compliments can be perceived as rude or invasive.
Bobby Bones offers a counterpoint, arguing that compliments on weight loss are often well-received, especially among men who have worked hard to achieve their goals.
The discussion delves into the complexities of social interactions, the intentions behind comments, and the potential psychological impacts. The hosts agree on avoiding assumptions about the reasons behind someone's weight loss but also recognize the positive reinforcement such compliments can provide.
Timestamp: [61:24 - 75:05]
The hosts reflect on a documentary about Pee Wee Herman, discussing his public behavior and legal issues.
They speculate on the reasons behind Pee Wee Herman's arrest for public indecency, debating whether it was a personal failing or a misunderstanding of privacy in public spaces.
The segment highlights the challenges of separating a public persona from personal actions and the legal repercussions of behaviors that may not align with one's professional image.
Timestamp: [75:05 - End]
As the episode wraps up, the hosts share personal anecdotes and philosophical thoughts on justice, personal responsibility, and societal norms. They emphasize empathy towards individuals facing legal hardships and advocate for a more nuanced understanding of each unique situation.
The episode concludes with a reminder of the complexities inherent in legal and social issues, encouraging listeners to reflect on their perspectives and foster a more compassionate community.
Note:
This summary focuses solely on the content-driven discussions, omitting all advertisements, promotional segments, and non-content sections to provide a comprehensive overview of the episode's key points and dialogues.