WEDS PT 2: Bobby’s Drone Delivery Conspiracy Theory + Does “Hook It Up” Mean Free? + Did Listener’s Mom Get Ripped Off On $1 Million Scratch Off Win? + Bobby Addresses The NFL Being Scripted Talk

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Date: January 14, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones and the Bobby Bones Show team
Episode Theme:
A fun, fast-paced episode featuring lively conversations and debates about everyday life, pop culture news, listener stories, and conspiracies—including Bobby’s “drone delivery conspiracy theory,” clarifying what “hook it up” really means, stories about scratch-off lottery winnings, and speculation on whether the NFL is scripted. As always, the crew also covers sports, retiree destinations, and viral news with their trademark banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. “Hook It Up” – Does It Mean Free?

Timestamps: 02:11–05:02

• Ray recalls being told by a BBQ cook he'd "hook it up," prompting debate: Is that a discount or free?
• Bobby: "If I can hook it up, that means I’m going to hook you up with something, not I’m going to get you a discount." (03:01)
• Consensus: “Hook it up” generally means something free—not just a discount. But always clarify!
• Awkwardness: Text ahead before showing up at someone’s workplace with expectations.

2. Celebrity News & Jail Stories

Timestamps: 08:28–11:55

• Amy reports on Kiefer Sutherland’s arrest for allegedly assaulting a ride-share driver; bail set at $50k—no injuries, investigation ongoing.
• Discussion spins into “Scared Straight” and prison shows: the impact on kids, jail vs. prison, and wild anecdotes from prison intervention TV.
• Anatomy of "teabagging" gets an unexpectedly frank definition from Bobby (11:16):

  "If you were laying on the ground and I just hung my nuts on your face, that’d be a teabag."

3. Big Winners, Big Losses: Lottery Payouts Explained

Timestamps: 46:34–52:57

• Listener Tracy calls in: Her mom won $1M from scratch-off in NC, but after taxes and additional tax bills, only took home about $360k.
• Expert/Assistant clarifies tax withholdings and lump sum payout realities. Margins shrink further after federal and state taxes, higher brackets, and potential withholdings.
• Bobby’s skeptical takeaway: "Even if they take out a part of taxes, you’re going to go home with more than $427,000 up front… I have a tough time believing it is just that." (52:29)
• Moral: Understand how lump sums and taxes work—your “million” can shrink by 60%+.

4. The Drone Delivery Conspiracy Theory

Timestamps: 26:05–27:46

• Walmart’s drone delivery: Expanding to 150 more stores, drones carry up to 5 lbs at 65 mph.
• Bobby’s theory: The popularity of commercial drones is being “helped” by agencies (CIA/FBI) to normalize sky surveillance:

  "The more drones that are flying over, the more normal it becomes... so you just think it’s a Walmart drone service." (27:14)

• Amy asks: Is it total surveillance by the federal government? Bobby: “Theory, theory. But if I were the CIA, that’s what I would do.” (27:34)

5. Fact or Fiction: Is the NFL Scripted?

Timestamps: 62:34–66:21

• Listener Alicia wonders if the NFL is scripted—based on social media rumors and joke videos.
• Bobby: “NFL is not scripted. To run an operation like that, you would need thousands of people abiding by a sacred rule… someone would leak.” (63:22)
• Social media can mislead—one viral player (Darryl Baker Jr.) was joking, but some fans took it as fact.
• Eddie: “Some people don’t get to the end of videos.” (64:26)

6. Memorable Mini-Segments & Viral Laughs

a) AI Monkey Videos in St. Louis

• Viral reports of monkeys escaping in the city—viewers fooled by AI-generated videos.
• Lunchbox & Amy realize how easy it is to be duped by viral AI content.

b) Dog Wins Film Award (17:12–20:29)

• Dog wins an Astra for Best Performance in a horror film ("Good Boy")—beating human actors. Crew debates if animals can "act."
• “The dog doesn’t even know it’s acting! Should you get an award if you don’t know you’re acting?” (Bobby, 18:55)

c) Valentine’s Day Planning (or Lack Thereof)

• Listener reminds the guys that Valentine’s Day is a month away.
• Mixed feelings: Eddie gripes about the pressure (“It’s always the guy’s responsibility”), while Lunchbox sees it as an opportunity to model behavior for his kids.
• Amy: “You can put an end to the cycle.” (60:14)

d) Wyoming: Best State to Retire? (29:19–33:04)

• Surprising cold states top the retirement list, though weather and taxes weigh on everyone’s decisions.

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Notable Quotes

• Bobby:

  “If I can hook it up, that means I’m going to hook you up with something, not I’m going to get you a discount.” (03:01)
  “The more drones that are flying over, the more normal it becomes… so you just think it’s a Walmart drone service.” (27:14)

• Amy:

  “Some of you would be people that would say where Anne Frank was hiding.” (25:38 — referencing an Instagram meme on morality).

• Bobby (about NFL scripting rumors):

  “You would need thousands of people abiding by a sacred rule... someone would leak.” (63:22)

• Lunchbox:

  “You want a dude in a big, big truck because of what that represents.” (54:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Topic | |-----------|------------------------------------------------| | 02:11 | "Hook it up": Free or Discount? | | 08:28 | Kiefer Sutherland arrest/prison TV | | 12:22 | Michael Oher and ride share incident | | 13:30 | Lifespans of big/tall people | | 16:17 | Heinz’s “fry box” innovation | | 17:12 | Dog wins film award; can dogs “act”? | | 26:05 | Walmart drone delivery; Bobby’s CIA theory | | 29:19 | Retiring in Wyoming and state tax debates | | 46:34 | Tracy’s $1M lottery story; taxes explained | | 52:45 | Lottery win: invest or spend? | | 53:20 | What vehicles are “sexy”/pickup trucks debate | | 62:34 | NFL scripted rumors addressed | | 68:41 | “Waking up fluent” post-surgery prank |

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Engaging Moments & Show Tone

• Conversational, playful, and often sarcastic—the team frequently interrupts and riffs on each other’s stories, keeping the energy high and the discussion accessible.
• Cultural skepticism: The group readily challenges viral news, government actions, and pop culture narratives.
• Honest & relatable: The cast openly admits when they don’t know something, and they’re unafraid to debate and even mock viral trends or conspiracy theories.
• Useful life lessons: Don’t expect a million dollars to be a million if you win the lottery, clarify what “hook it up” means in real life, and always question those “scripted” NFL rumors.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential slice of The Bobby Bones Show: witty, accessible, and wide-ranging. If you’re curious about pop news, viral trends, or just love banter and real talk, this episode’s discussions—from drone conspiracies to how taxes eat your lotto winnings—are entertaining, surprising, and sometimes even informative. The show doesn’t shy away from skepticism, especially when it comes to wild internet claims, and encourages its audience to dig for the truth and laugh along the way.

Transcript

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[Bobby]

Hey, Ray met a guy that works at a barbecue place, and he said, come by sometime. He'd hook it up. Yeah, so that was his exact line. He goes, hey, anytime, man. I'll hook it up for sure. Where'd you meet him? Golf course. Oh, so you were just randomly paired with him?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And then you played a whole round?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So we got to know each other. Really nice guy. And he said he was a cook. And so that just got me to thinking. So say I go buy this barbecue place and he's gonna hook it up. Mm. What's he gonna give me, a 10% discount? Oh, that's a good question.

[Eddie]

No, I mean, it's free.

[Bobby]

Like, go by or. Do you have his number? I do, yeah. I would text him first and be like, hey, I know you extended the offer to hook it up. I'd love to come by and then see what he says. And he may go, come by, I'll get you free lunch. Something like that. I think that's what hook it up means. I hook, you Hook. Hook it up.

[Lunchbox]

Hook you up. Yeah. Not like a discount. Dude, you're good.

[Bobby]

So if you were to ever hook up tickets and you go, hey, I can hook it up. Yes. That's for sure. Free all the way around. Yes. Okay. If I can hook it up, that means I'm going to hook you up with something, not I'm going to get you a discount.

[Lunchbox]

One time.

[Bobby]

Unless I say hook you up with a discount specifically. Yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

One time, a buddy of mine, he texted me and my other friend, three of us, and he said, I got spurs tickets. Let's go.

[Bobby]

Okay. But he didn't say he's gonna hook it up.

[Lunchbox]

He just said, I got spurs tickets.

[Eddie]

Oh, that means.

[Amy]

So then what happened?

[Bobby]

That's an invite. I would feel like, that's an invite. So what happened?

[Lunchbox]

When we got there, he's like, all right, they're like 60 bucks each. And we're like, whoa, whoa. We thought you had. I thought there was. I thought this was on you.

[Bobby]

I would have thought that too, for sure.

[Eddie]

The wording is I got spurs tickets. Not like, hey, I got spurs tickets. They're 60 bucks each. Would you guys want to go?

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby]

I think he needs to declare he expects you to pay for them.

[Lunchbox]

But he didn't use the words hook it up. Which I think when you say hook it up, that means free man.

[Bobby]

I got. And do you want to go? That means I have something and I'm inviting you to go with me. I could see where you were confused about that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we were both confused, me and my other buddy.

[Bobby]

Right. I would text him and say, like, hey, it's right from the golf course. You, you know, said I should come by sometime. I would love to come by. And the awkward thing is he's not front facing, so he's kind of back in the kitchen. So if I was to ask for him and he comes out and gets me a sweet tea, now he'll text a man. He'll know that's why you text him and you get an exact time. Okay. And then he'll just look for you.

[Lunchbox]

And then do you text? I'm here.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's exactly what you do. The whole thing's kind of awkward, but.

[Amy]

I would also be prepared to pay.

[Bobby]

Just offering his first tickets, and it's a busy place, so, I mean, it's not like you could really time it out perfectly. If you want that hookup, you can get it. And I feel like he will hook it up, but yeah, you're right. There's probably a couple obstacles.

[Lunchbox]

Honestly, Ray, it sounds like a lot for a $10 lunch. Dude.

[Bobby]

That's why when he told me, I was like, hook it up, huh? The whole pig.

[Eddie]

A whole table for all my boys.

[Bobby]

What catering. I think he was extending something nice. I know. Hey, come by. I'll hook it up. Yeah, I still think about the time Lunchbox got paired up with Jamie Johnson playing golf and Jamie Johnson bailed on him.

[Lunchbox]

I think about that all the time.

[Bobby]

Anytime I see a tick tock clip of Jamie Johnson, all I think about is how Jamie Johnson did not want to play golf with Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Yep, we did get paired up. And the guy said, oh, you're going to be playing with that guy out there. You probably know him. And I'm like, huh? And he goes, jamie Johnson, since you're in the industry. And I'm like, oh, okay. And so I go out.

[Bobby]

Did you know what he's saying?

[Eddie]

I looked it up in color. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

And look like.

[Eddie]

So.

[Bobby]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Eddie]

And Jamie with. Was his buddy. So it was us three and we tee off. We. It was a par five, the first hole. We hit three shots, and then we're about to hit our fourth, and he goes, hey, man, you go on to. Go ahead. We're going to go back and start over.

[Bobby]

And I'm like, if I ever have Jamie Johnson on and I've thought about just having him on so I can hear that story. Because I bet he doesn't remember.

[Lunchbox]

Probably not.

[Bobby]

But the fact that he was like, I don't want to play golf with you. You just go. That's like.

[Amy]

Do people ever do that where they decide to start over? I mean, did they have, like, bad.

[Eddie]

No, they didn't have bad shots. They just say, hey, we're gonna head back and tee off again. You go ahead and go on. Not, Not. Hey, do you want to go back and tee off again? Right.

[Bobby]

We're all gonna start over. You go by yourself? Yeah, I've not heard of that happening before.

[Lunchbox]

Did you Talk to him before that happened. Lunchbox.

[Bobby]

We're in the business together.

[Eddie]

No, you know me. I just said, hello, blah, blah. And then we teed off on the first hole. It was literally nine or ten minute golf round with Jamie Johnson.

[Lunchbox]

I'm telling you, there's something on the golf course with Lunchbox. Like, people don't like him on the golf course. Like, I don't know what it is. I remember we played one time and this old man was like, so every shot I hit. Good shot, Eddie. God, that's a great shot. Ooh, good putt, Eddie. And then Lunchbox will hit a perfect one, laying on the green right by the stick. Nothing. You wouldn't say a thing to Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Bobby]

Do you find that people are turned off by you while playing golf?

[Eddie]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Bobby]

Is it because you're so aggressively angry, like, you slam your club and curse and.

[Eddie]

Maybe. But I think that's the sound of a golf course. That's what happens on a golf course.

[Caller]

Not.

[Bobby]

Not really.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. I did play, like, there was one time, and I was. I played with a father and a son, and the son was getting really mad, and the dad was like, man, I don't have a. A wedge anymore because we played the other day and I got mad and I threw it up in the tree and it got stuck. And I'm like, is that how I look and sound on the golf course?

[Bobby]

But every hole.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, every hole.

[Eddie]

And, yeah, it was very awkward. So I can see how it can be awkward if, you know, when you get angry and get upset. But I do feel that when I'm out there that people don't really. They're not really receptive to me, if you know what I mean.

[Amy]

What's that about?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I'll tell them, good shot. They're like, thanks, I had a good shot. And it's like, nothing.

[Bobby]

Hey, what do you think it is?

[Lunchbox]

I think he kind of just. It's kind of rough around the edges, you know, and people are just like, I really don't want to interact with.

[Eddie]

So do you think Jamie Johnson got that feeling after, like, three shots?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what Jamie Johnson was thinking. I don't know.

[Bobby]

All right, let's go around the room. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

So did y' all see Kiefer Sutherland was arrested?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby]

He, like, fought with his rideshare guy.

[Amy]

Yeah. So he got into. Yeah, Ride hail. That's what the artist kept calling it. I don't know if it's Uber, Lyft, whatever. And all it's saying is that he physically assaulted the driver. And they. The driver didn't need medical attention, but the driver called 911 and then he was arrested and taken to jail. They've reached out for comment. I just really want to know what happened because his bail was set at $50,000.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a lot.

[Amy]

And he was in jail for a few hours. Imagine if you're in jail and 24 walks in.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Or Designated Survivor.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Do you want to beat him up or do you want his autograph? Or, like, how does like.

[Bobby]

No, I think you see, if you're someone who is bordering on being a litigious person, you see a rich person who just hit you and now you're gonna make some money. I think that's what you see.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm talking about in jail.

[Bobby]

Oh, I thought you meant by the right. The right.

[Lunchbox]

You're in jail. Right. And you see Keter Sutherland walk in. Like, I know jail's a rough place. Do like, does he get roughed up in there or does he, like, probably.

[Amy]

In a holding cell?

[Bobby]

Jail, though, it's not prison.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah, big difference. I watched, I think, 1992 locked up on TikTok yesterday. No, not locked up. Scared Straight. And I watched like five, five minute clips in a row. And they take these kids in and this guy is going, there's like a 12 year old and he's like, f you, you little effer, if you ever see me again. And he's going at him hard. Right. That's the whole purpose of that show, Scared Straight. They take people in there and show them what prison's like. And this other guy makes him. Makes the kid hold his pocket and walk around.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, dang.

[Bobby]

They went hard on that show.

[Lunchbox]

Scared them straight.

[Bobby]

I mean, these little kids are just little punks.

[Lunchbox]

So they're trying to teach them a lesson.

[Bobby]

They're trying to scare them and try not. Well, yeah, they're trying to scare them into not making bad decisions because they will end up in jail.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. And then locked up, that is more.

[Bobby]

That's just people in prison.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby]

So scared Straight. People that aren't in prison, but they're giving them a taste of what it'll be like if they continue to make bad decisions. And I think this was 1992. It was wild to watch that was on television. Like, they had a kid carrying a pocket. You know what a pocket. You carry somebody's pocket. That means you're doing. You're doing stuff to them sexually.

[Amy]

They're your b.

[Bobby]

And they were. Obviously. They weren't making the kid do the stuff, but they were just showing them what it was like. I couldn't stop watching. I watched 25 minutes of it. I went one TikTok clip to the.

[Amy]

Next on Prison Break. The.

[Bobby]

The guy's like, I'm Crazy Eddie. Whatever his name was. Crazy Calvin. He was up in his face. Sorry.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know. I was just thinking of the pocket holder that he had a nickname. A teabag or something. I think that's the first mouse, but yeah. Anyway, we don't really know what happened.

[Bobby]

You know what a teabag is, though, right? It's like if you were laying on the ground and I just hung my nuts on your face, that'd be a teabag. Like when you do a tea bag and a cup.

[Amy]

Okay, got it. Yep. You just dip it down.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do you call that when you dip it down?

[Lunchbox]

What do you call it?

[Amy]

Steeping.

[Bobby]

Steeping. Yeah. Yeah. That's what a teabag. If you're teabagging someone. Like, they did that in college.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, now that you're telling me, it sounds familiar.

[Lunchbox]

You brought it up, Amy.

[Amy]

I did. So Kiefer, he hasn't been in trouble. He hasn't been in trouble with the law in more than a decade. His last arrest was in 2007, when he spent 48 days in jail following a DUI conviction.

[Bobby]

So.

[Lunchbox]

So they don't have details on what happened in there?

[Amy]

Not. Not yet. I didn't. I was hoping. I don't. If y' all maybe saw something else, but I.

[Bobby]

Look, I just saw. I beat up a ride share, Remember when Michael. Or beat up a ride share.

[Lunchbox]

He did.

[Bobby]

He did, yeah. Let me look that up.

[Amy]

I thought. He's a gentle giant.

[Bobby]

Let me say it. Allegedly for now.

[Lunchbox]

I just saw him yesterday.

[Bobby]

You did?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Where? Basketball kid. I see him all the time. Basketball.

[Bobby]

Eddie plays one on one against him every Wednesday.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, me and Michael are.

[Bobby]

What is it? Every Tuesday.

[Lunchbox]

Here we go.

[Bobby]

From 2017. Load her up for me, buddy. We have slow Internet today or what? There we go. Thanks, Mike. Carolina Panthers offensive tackle Michael or has been cited for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver in Nashville, Tennessee.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, it's a big dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

The Incident was reported April 14 and or has been ordered to appear in court for a misdemeanor assault charge. He's best known for the blind side. Man, if there's somebody. I don't want to get assaulted By. It's Michael Orr.

[Lunchbox]

No, man, he's huge. Like, I wouldn't ever pick a fight with him.

[Bobby]

We are aware of an incident occurred involving Michael. Team spokesman Stephen Drummond said we have no further comment at this time. Yeah, I hope that everything's gone straight since then. It's been a while ago, but I just think about that when people beat up ride shares, I'm like, imagine you get beat up by Michael Lohr. That's a great story. And it's like somebody you don't get beat up by.

[Lunchbox]

He's massive.

[Bobby]

This happened in Nashville, but he's playing for the Panthers. At the time, I think he was still living here from when he played with the Titans.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Six, four, three. Fifteen.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a big human.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You know what I think about with big guys? Like, they die earlier. Not even, like, just tall. Even. Like, I saw a clip of, like, Kevin Garnett doing an interview, and he was talking about how top people that are really tall just die earlier. Big people, their body's doing more.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And they die earlier.

[Amy]

Big dogs.

[Bobby]

Yeah, big dogs die earlier.

[Lunchbox]

A buddy of mine, his dad is really big, and he said he's just had health problems for so long because of his size.

[Bobby]

Like, you don't see any 7 foot, 70 year olds. Pretty crazy. Studies consistently show that taller people die younger with shorter individuals living two to seven years longer, primarily due to increased risk of certain cancers and cardiovascular issues.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I was going to think that because, like, they're so long that, like, does the blood just take forever? The heart has to pump.

[Bobby]

The heart's got to pump.

[Amy]

But.

[Bobby]

But then you could argue, well, the heart's bigger, but just generally, I think that's why Asian people live longer.

[Lunchbox]

It's more compact.

[Bobby]

Like, people that are generally smaller in these countries live longer, have longer lifespans.

[Lunchbox]

That's interesting, Ray.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Congrats, buddy. I'll see you guys at 100, baby. That's why Chihuahuas live so long.

[Lunchbox]

Ah, Chihuahuas are the best.

[Bobby]

All right, Amy, thank you for that lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Yeah. There was a big fight at a Georgia prison over the weekend. Like, 13 people injured and three inmates dead.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Eddie]

And what's crazy is one of the ones that died, he had just been transferred there. He was getting out on Wednesday.

[Toyota Ad Voice]

No.

[Bobby]

What was the fight about?

[Eddie]

They said gang related.

[Amy]

Wasn't it during visitations?

[Eddie]

Yeah. So, like, a lot of the visitors had to be escorted out, but it was out in the yard and they just started fighting. So the guy had been in for 20 years and was getting out today.

[Bobby]

That's so sick. So was he a part of the fight, though, or was he caught up in the fight?

[Eddie]

They don't say. They just said that they were sitting. They released the name of the three guys that died, and his family was saying he was supposed to get out.

[Amy]

When he was or was he the reason for the fight?

[Bobby]

There's a difference. Like if he's part of the fight. There's a difference that if he just got caught up in the fight and he was getting out Wednesday.

[Amy]

Right. Or if it's like, hey, we were supposed to kill him and he's getting.

[Lunchbox]

Out Wednesday, but he had just gotten transferred. So, like, you can't. You don't have that much time to start making enemy.

[Bobby]

Well, well, if you.

[Lunchbox]

Enemies are everywhere, as soon as you're there, you're just part of the.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You arrive and they've got you on a list.

[Bobby]

Want to know about the list? How do you know that their name is.

[Lunchbox]

How do you know all that?

[Amy]

Just experience in life watching things.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But they said the fight lasted about 90 minutes.

[Bobby]

You probably let him go stop the fight for 90 minutes.

[Eddie]

They were using non lethal things to stop the brawling. Like pepper spray and like bean bags and.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

And they got. People just kept fighting. They're like, that doesn't hurt me.

[Eddie]

I guess so.

[Bobby]

Eddie, you're up.

[Lunchbox]

All right, so Heinz. Heinz is coming up with a cool invention that they had that they're releasing. It's called the fry box. All right. For the first time ever, some restaurants and some stadiums and venues are going to have a fry box where you order your fries with a little pocket on the side that comes with ketchup in it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I like it. I also like Whataburger does. I like that kind of ketchup. That is a box. Yes. That way you can sit it in your car. I mean, it's all about being able to have it sit somewhere and not get super messy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And you think, like, a stadium is a great place for it to all be there in one spot.

[Bobby]

Yes, yes, yes. So that's excellent.

[Eddie]

Oh, cute.

[Lunchbox]

Isn't that cool?

[Amy]

I see the way they're doing it now. I was picturing it in my head. That's pretty cool.

[Bobby]

Oh, it looks like.

[Amy]

Look at it. It's like a little. It's like a little pocket.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the little pocket with a ketchup in it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Because the packets are the worst, right? The packets are like the worst. So.

[Bobby]

Okay, let me see if I can describe this because to me it sounded like you got a box and there was just a little portion of it in the box that was ketchup.

[Expert/Assistant]

This.

[Bobby]

Think of when you go to McDonald's when they put it inside that little holder. They scoop it. That holder.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

On the back of that sleeve there is a pocket that has ketchup in it.

[Amy]

It opens up.

[Lunchbox]

So you're.

[Amy]

Yeah, the people at the stadium, they're like, okay, fill the fries in and they're like, pump the ketchup in. And then you don't have to open.

[Bobby]

Or mess with anything built into the. Yeah, it's good.

[Amy]

You just.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm thinking.

[Amy]

Oh, and Heinz is the best.

[Lunchbox]

My favorite, though. My favorite are the ones where you go to the restaurant and you pump the ketchup in a little cup. Then you can bring like four little cups to your table. Yeah, that's my favorite.

[Bobby]

I just don't like that. Cuz I don't like touching things other people have touched. Like hundreds of people have. Just all over that crap.

[Amy]

Well, you can get a napkin and then use the pump. That's what I do at the gas station.

[Bobby]

Or you can use your foot. There are many things you could do.

[Amy]

Not for ketchup, but for the. Use your forehead with your foot, you know, or sleeve. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, Morgan.

[Amy]

So a dog has won the first ever film award.

[Bobby]

A dog has won the first ever film award for what award?

[Amy]

Yeah, so Indy, the real life dog of director Ben Leonberg, plays the protagonist in the movie Good Boy, which is a horror movie told from the perspective of the dog. And so he got the best performance in a horror or thriller film at the Astra Film Awards. And it's the first time that's ever happened with an animal, has gotten an award.

[Bobby]

What's an Astra award, Mike? It's one of the side ones. Yeah. It's not a major one.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, wait, is that a union?

[Eddie]

The dog got best actor.

[Amy]

Yeah, he beat out Ethan Hawke, Alison Brie, Sylvie Thatcher, Sally Hawkins.

[Bobby]

But maybe the dog was really good in it.

[Lunchbox]

He was. Yeah, maybe it was a great performance. You got an award.

[Bobby]

The dog doesn't even know it's acting. Like, should you get an award for acting if you don't know it's acting? But they would spend like hours making sure the dog was comfortable and like, it would take that long to do one scene.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

The dog doesn't always act together.

[Amy]

Maybe it's like the dog's trainer that gets the. Well, and there wasn't really a trainer on board. They were saying, like, they just had the camera in the right place at the right time, and they were coaxing him with a combination of everyday commands, weird sounds, physical gestures, and food.

[Bobby]

This dog's on the Truman Show. He's not acting. They're recording him and living his life. They're putting him in situations and then recording him.

[Lunchbox]

See, I bet Lassie would be upset about this.

[Bobby]

I had multiple Lassies.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, they do.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, forget that.

[Eddie]

What about Marley and me or the.

[Lunchbox]

Dog that played Marley? Like, there are some dogs that Turner.

[Bobby]

And Hooch dogs don't know they're acting.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. Like, really a dumb thing. They're just trying to get attention, and it works.

[Lunchbox]

You think Ethan Hawk's mad about this?

[Eddie]

Oh, yes.

[Bobby]

If they recorded Ethan Hawk not acting, they were just putting him in situations and recording him.

[Lunchbox]

Uhhuh.

[Bobby]

That's Truman show someone not knowing they're being recorded.

[Lunchbox]

So you think this is dumb?

[Bobby]

I don't care. Well, they said by the end of it, he started to associate the camera. Like, okay, it's time. Where they're gonna start filming me.

[Lunchbox]

So now he became.

[Bobby]

When they pulled the camera out, he was like, okay, I kind of know what we're doing now. So maybe he didn't know he was acting, but he kind of had association of the cameras out. Time to perform a little bit. It's a bit of ringing the bell.

[Lunchbox]

Pavlov. Mm. Yeah.

[Bobby]

If every time you see a camera, there's an expectation, and if you meet the expectation, you get something. You then understand the expectation when you see the camera.

[Lunchbox]

So is that acting?

[Bobby]

No, it's not. A dog doesn't understand the concept of acting.

[Lunchbox]

You think the dog watches a movie and is like, that's me.

[Bobby]

My dogs, they go crazy. If there is an animal of any kind on the screen, not even barking, just. It's just up there. Eller goes crazy. It's weird that you can see that flat thing and know that that's a window into other things because it's not three dimensional. And she goes crazy. She thinks it's an animal for her to play with. And then Stanley just does what Eller does.

[Lunchbox]

So just copies.

[Bobby]

He just. Yeah, he. He whines now at the, like. If, like, delivery guys. And he doesn't whine, but Ella will want to be like. And so he'll now see someone and go. And he howls like the sirens do. Stanley does. Like, a cop will come by or an ambulance driving by. And he'll start going, wow, that's cute. It's crazy. What were you saying?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, have you seen that TikTok where there's a dog sitting next to a cake? That's like a dog and the woman cuts through the cake?

[Bobby]

A lot of us are AI, though.

[Lunchbox]

Is it?

[Amy]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, come on, man.

[Amy]

I'm not the only one that falls for it.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think most of the ones.

[Bobby]

That I've seen are AI, but maybe the one you saw wasn't. But I've seen a lot of those. Most of them I've seen are AI. And the dog looks kind of like the dog.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And they cut through it. They're like, what are you doing?

[Lunchbox]

I lied so hard.

[Bobby]

Most of them are AI. Yours may have been real. Could have been the first one that inspired all the AI. Speaking of AI. So remember I was talking about in St. Louis, maybe yesterday, all those monkeys?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

In the city. No, I was asking Amy because she looked at me like, I don't remember this.

[Amy]

No, no, I do. Because then it led to us talking about the other monkeys that got.

[Caller]

Had.

[Amy]

Had the diseases and they got shot.

[Bobby]

So would you show me what a vervette monkey looks like? Because again, they're dead set on letting us know these are vervette monkeys. And I don't know if they even look like monkeys. Oh, cute. So they were on the loose in North. I can't see. I have no vision. You have no brain. I have no vision. We need people to patch us together. So they're all over St. Louis, and so they were making these efforts. Oh, those are real monkeys.

[Lunchbox]

So cute.

[Bobby]

They are cute, and they're not tiny. Huh? That's a real monkey.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby]

So they could have just said monkey, but they were. They wanted to say vervet. So I thought maybe it was like a micro monkey or something.

[Amy]

But their vervette might be the coloring.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm sure I just didn't. But they were acting like we either knew what that meant or it meant something that would change our perspective on what the monkeys were doing. No, those are just like, monkey.

[Lunchbox]

It's a monkey.

[Bobby]

So anyway, they started to try to find them, and people were posting videos, like, with them and holding the monkeys. But it was people making AI videos all through St. Louis. So reports started coming out that people had captured them, and they were posting pictures and videos of themselves with the monkeys. The Department of Health spokesperson Willie Springer says his office, along with police, they're having a challenging time because the people are posting pictures. They're not even real. They're doing A.I.

[Lunchbox]

Oh boy.

[Bobby]

They're like, look at the monkey I got that's hanging off of him. And it's AI Right now they say there's about four more out, but they're not exactly sure how many are gone. How do you not have a total inventory of how many monkeys you had and how many are missing?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you should know. Exactly.

[Bobby]

That's from the Associated Press. But hilarious. People are making AI monkey pictures and videos.

[Lunchbox]

Any chance some of these monkeys never get found? And then we now have monkeys in America, like wild monkeys.

[Bobby]

Oh, I thought you meant they'd be dead.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. Like pythons. You know, they're pythons in Florida because.

[Bobby]

Who knows it's got a mate with something, another monkey. So no. Okay. Unless they find another monkey, I don't think there's enough out there to create a whole new monkey habitat.

[Lunchbox]

Because I did see another TikTok in Florida where a lady was kayaking and a bunch of monkeys were jumping in the water. But I know that was fake because there are no monkeys in Florida.

[Bobby]

I have a feeling you didn't think it was fake till we just told the other one was fake.

[Lunchbox]

Now I think everything's fake.

[Bobby]

South Carolina reports 124new measles cases since Friday.

[Lunchbox]

Since Friday.

[Bobby]

Since Friday. Measles continue to run rampant in South Carolina. The State yesterday reported 124 new measles cases since Friday, bringing the outbreak total to434. The South Carolina outbreak began in early October. Georgia, Oregon, Virginia also reported their first measles cases of 2026. Last year, the US sold 2,000 measles cases, the highest number since 1992, all with unvaccinated people. The CDC recommends two doses of the MMR vaccine, which is 97% effective against measles. That's from ABC News. What's crazy is the vaccine is literally a top five invention ever in the history of the world. And it's become so pro, just black and white. Pro or anti vaccine. And it has created this. My mind is blown. My mind is blown by this. And my mind is still blown that we're protecting people that rape kids. The FC files, it's, it's. My mind is blown like they. The court said that those files had to come out what, December 19th of last year. I believe that's the date they did. And they put out 1% of them and they blacked out everything. My mind is blown that we are protecting child rapists. I just can't believe I can't believe it. There should be no political affiliation association with anything. If people rape kids, we should know and they should go to jail. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

I mean, this is a little bit on similar vein, but Sharon says so on Instagram. She posted a thing of like some of you would have would be people that would say where Anne Frank was hiding. And it shows.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's just like the worst thing you could possibly do, just like in hell is, I guess, kill a kid. I don't know. Same. Kill a kid, rape a kid. Same. That's terrible. That's the worst thing you can do. Hurt a kid.

[Lunchbox]

Hurt a kid.

[Bobby]

It's the worst thing you can do. And the fact that we are protecting them, our government is protecting them. It's the craziest thing in my life that I've ever seen. But it's become so normalized because it's been such a slow roll. If you were just put in a vacuum, every single person in America would say the same thing. I was thinking about this last night. It is literally the craziest thing that we're protecting pedophiles. So anyway, there's that. Walmart is expanding drone service delivery. I have a theory about this too. Not about Walmart, but just in general. I love it. Make life easier for me. I'm all in. Right. And so I'll talk about this first. Working with the drone company wing, Walmart is rolling the service out to 150 more stores. Los Angeles, Miami, St. Louis, Cincinnati. They already do it in northwest Arkansas because that's the hub and I'm very familiar with it because we're there a lot and so they're going to start doing more. The drones can carry up to five pounds and travel up to 65 miles per hour. And this story's from Engadget. I think the CIA is involved in that. Just in general, like, they want this all to happen because the more drones that are flying over, the more normal it becomes. The more drones are flying over and the more normal it becomes. I can fly drones over all the time. We just think it's a Walmart drone service. Something can fly over our house pretty low with a bag on it. Doesn't have to actually be anything in it or like that's Walmart delivering.

[Amy]

So what? Just another way for them to spy.

[Bobby]

Theory, theory. But if I were the ca, that's what I would do. I would help. I'd help help these companies do this because it does nothing but help me. And the CIA is really not Supposed to do much on American.

[Amy]

That as I was thinking, like, could it be more like the FBI?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it could be total surveillance, but yes. All right. Boom. Over 400 over $40,000 worth of Pokemon cards were stolen from a game store last week. I mean, it's. Why that seems weird is because the word Pokemon, but if someone said over $40,000 in old baseball cards or football cards, you'd be like, dang. But because it's like a cartoon, people go, oh, that's hilarious. It's Pokemon. But they're just as valuable. I've never gotten to the Pokemon cards because I don't know anything about Pokemon. And also, I call it Pokemon until I hear people talk about it that actually know it. And it's Pokemon, right? Yeah, Pokemon.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Bobby]

How do they say it? And is it from Japan? Yeah. Because it's short for Pocket Monsters. It is. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Pocket. Pocket Mon.

[Eddie]

Who knew? That's breaking news.

[Bobby]

Short for Pocket Monsters, but that's not Japanese. I think they were thinking long term of making it worldwide. Huh. Mind's blown. Pocket Monsters. That's Pokemon.

[Lunchbox]

Amazing.

[Amy]

Well, so if it's short for Pocket Monsters, wouldn't it be Pocket Pokemon?

[Lunchbox]

Pokemon.

[Bobby]

Pokemon. But Pokemon. Pokemon.

[Amy]

Now I'm confused how to say nobody says poke it.

[Bobby]

I think.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby]

I think it's okay. I think they just went with how it was spelled. Like, they shortened it and it was Pokemon.

[Amy]

I get it. I just was thinking, do people pronounce.

[Lunchbox]

Pocket differently in different places?

[Bobby]

Pokemon.

[Amy]

How much you got in your poke?

[Bobby]

The words were combined, and then you just read it like that. But I don't know. I didn't know it was Pocket Monster.

[Amy]

Me neither.

[Bobby]

Wyoming is the best state to retire.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah?

[Amy]

Yeah. Let's go.

[Bobby]

It seems too cold to me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it seems freezing.

[Amy]

I don't care. It also seems beautiful and peaceful.

[Bobby]

I hear you. I don't like the cold. Quiet.

[Amy]

Unless you're on Yellowstone.

[Bobby]

I get why people go to Florida. Warm. No state tax.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, and the ocean, the beach. Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's the warm part of it, right? I mean, I. Sorry. My head is so. See it? Warm with beach boats. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So.

[Bobby]

But Wyoming seems like it'd be fun to go to for a minute if you don't like cold. But I don't want to stay there in winter. But the population of Americans age 65 and older reached about 61 million. And more and more people are moving to Wyoming. Secondly, it's New Hampshire cold, Vermont cold. Montana cold. South Dakota cold. All cold.

[Lunchbox]

Mm.

[Bobby]

New Jersey was the worst State to retire because of high cost of living. And then Massachusetts, New York, Alabama and Mississippi also right near the bottom from Fox News.

[Eddie]

You know what I find interesting though is you live your whole life in one city and then you retire. You made like all your friends and then you just move and have nobody.

[Bobby]

That seems weird, I think because there's retirement infrastructure built in certain places. Meaning there's a lot of retired people there. So it's other like minded old people. There are tennis courts, bocce ball. There's like entire areas in these places that are built for retired people.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

And a community that gets built of just retired people that are there. But yeah, then your family flies down to sea, I guess. But yeah, that's why for the most part. And also when it gets cold, like your joints hurt and stuff, I'm already experiencing that. I'm done with the cold here. It sucks. I've hit my.

[Amy]

I don't think we've gotten that bad.

[Bobby]

I've hit my threshold. I've hit my threshold.

[Eddie]

It's gonna get colder.

[Bobby]

But it's been cold a couple times and I hate having to take the dog out at night when it's cold. I hate having to take the dog out in the morning and it's cold. I hate cold. I'm done. I would leave. I would move for three months of the year if I could beach. I don't care about the beach. But where I would go would have. Because you can go to beach. You go to North Carolina for the beach. It's cold there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah. But like you can Arkansas, like it's cold there.

[Bobby]

And I wouldn't go to Arkansas for those three months. I would go to the Keys, Florida or Texas. I don't want to go to New Mexico, Arizona because the time difference going back an hour.

[Lunchbox]

Should we move the show?

[Bobby]

Can't.

[Lunchbox]

Let's move the show to Florida.

[Bobby]

There's no state income tax here though either.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Or state. Yeah, state tax.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby]

Which is nice. There's not a lot of the colleges when they were doing and the portal is still open, but they do. It's not really nil. But they are paying players now from revenue share from the schools. They started to do and make images of people holding up money and going no state income tax in Texas. So I'd be like, here's why you should think. And then they would list it out because again, these players are going to where they can get the most money for the most part. And they'll list it out. If you come to Texas, and we give you half a million dollars after taxes, you're going to get 370,000. If you go to a state like, I'll just use Arkansas because there's a state tax. You only get $340,000 even though you're getting the same amount. So that's a selling point. That's why some players will choose to play in Florida, Texas, even Tennessee, because it's less money from their contract they're having to give up. And even though it'd be great to go play in California because the weather's great and if you're, you know, you want to be around, you know, media institutions, if that's your goal, too. The taxes are significantly higher out there. So all that is considered New York high, but high because it's the most desirable places to live, generally, because that's where everything is. New York and la, Chicago.

[Lunchbox]

Do you see that UCLA guy that died and left all that money to football?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

To sports. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It reminded me of you.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It's like he dies, he's like, what am I gonna do with my money? Hey, will you just give it to sports so they can get better? I'm not going to be around, but let's give it to them.

[Bobby]

UCLA needs it, too, but.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

How much was it?

[Bobby]

It's millions. It was like 30 million or something.

[Lunchbox]

It was the most that I think the school's ever gotten.

[Amy]

30 million.

[Bobby]

We can look up the real number. It wasn't like a T Boom Pickens at Oklahoma State type money.

[Lunchbox]

How much was that?

[Bobby]

Well, there are people that leave hundreds of millions.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

But this was a lot. And it was, to me, why it stuck out was it was sports. It was just sports. I did see the Magnolia baseball field at Baylor. You know who built it?

[Amy]

Magnolia Context clues. I know the.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, Chip and Joanna. They built it. So it's got like a bunch of antique stuff around there.

[Bobby]

I don't know if the bases are target collection, but it is like the Baylor field at Magnolia, something like that.

[Lunchbox]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

Which I thought was pretty cool.

[Eddie]

Yeah. The guy left 17.3 million to football and men's basketball. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, just those two sports?

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Amy]

That's still so much for something you're not even going to be here to enjoy.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but if you love it.

[Lunchbox]

But then the kids are like, all right, dad died.

[Bobby]

Like, yeah, I wonder if there were kids.

[Lunchbox]

Well, and.

[Bobby]

And who knows?

[Amy]

Maybe they got 20 million maybe for the kids. And this is how he Divvied it up. But if you. Oh, that would be. I would be.

[Bobby]

But I think he left all of it. I think that was all of his money.

[Eddie]

Because it says lane's pledge includes 11.4 million to UC, UCA, UCLA Health, and then also the Anderson School of management will receive 5.7 million. Rugby, 3.8 million, all from him.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay. He diversified. Then. I did the story when I read it, because I read the headline in the first paragraph, it just seemed like he was giving it all to football and basketball.

[Eddie]

And the center of Art performance will receive 1.9 million. Lane played rugby at UCLA and was the first coach of its women's rugby team.

[Bobby]

He was?

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Wow.

[Bobby]

Oh, he's really connected.

[Amy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

That better?

[Amy]

Feels a little better.

[Bobby]

It's all the same.

[Amy]

But, yeah, no, I was thinking, like, if that was your family and that's what they decided to do, like, okay, cool. And you get nothing. Mm.

[Lunchbox]

That would suck.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Like Warren Buffett, you know, he says, I'm not leaving any money to my kids. But he sets them up, right? Not with money, but with education, with content opportunities. Yes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Gives them the opportunity to make their own money. So if they leave all the money, but then he sets his own kids up and they've started to make their own money. I get that.

[Amy]

Yeah. They get to benefit from some good old nepotism. I'm sure it's fine.

[Lunchbox]

All you got to do is just say, I'm Warren Buffett's Warren Buffett.

[Eddie]

Come on in.

[Bobby]

He retired.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What's he doing now?

[Bobby]

Nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Playing golf all day.

[Bobby]

Retired. Yeah. The guy lived in the same house whole life.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

In Nebraska, I believe, is where he's from. Same house. Okay. I got a couple other things here. I have the top the 10 TV shows that are coming to an end this year. Tell me if you watch these good omens.

[Amy]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Never heard.

[Bobby]

Okay. It's coming to an end. It's a number one Outer Banks.

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Lunchbox]

Saw the first season.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Amy]

Yeah, I used to.

[Bobby]

It is wrapping up this year for good. It's a teen adventure. It throws me off. I watched, like, the first five minutes of the first episode and thought, I'm too old for this show. Yeah, you did. It wasn't like driving a boat. And, like, kids, you know, if they start making out. I feel uncomfortable watching this. The Comeback on HBO is Lisa Kudrow's comedy. I know of it. I didn't. I never watched it. Yellow Jackets is ending. I watched the first two seasons. Liked Them. And then it just got too weird.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And I like weird. It just got too weird. Like, just give me some cannibals in the freaking woods trying to survive. I like that dynamic. But then it just got odd hacks. That's good. The Jean. Smart comedy. She's from Designing Women.

[Amy]

I like that.

[Bobby]

They're wrapping that up for good. Outlander. Never watched it. Have friends that love it. I need some time travel in that. Yeah. Queer Eye, man, that show's crushing to be on. I think it came back, though, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it came back. It was for a long time, then.

[Bobby]

Came back All American on the cw.

[Amy]

Oh, I watched that.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Amy]

Yeah, it's. It, like. It's like. Reminds me of One Tree Hill, Friday Night Lights type of vibe.

[Bobby]

It's wrapping up for good. The Boys, which is an excellent show. It's right up my alley, though.

[Lunchbox]

How many seasons was that?

[Bobby]

Maybe it's the fourth or fifth. It's the fourth. Yeah. It's awesome. It's if superheroes are real. Because you'd also have people that were, like, scheming and fraud.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They're like humans, too, right? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Ridiculousness on mtv. Whoa.

[Eddie]

That's ending, huh? That's all they show now. That's crazy.

[Bobby]

That's from Screen Crush. I have 10 TV shows returning in 2026. Finally. And I did some of this on my Instagram story because I love some of these. Paradise is coming back on February 23rd. That show is awesome.

[Eddie]

Oh, I watched that show.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's really, really good. So if you have Hulu, it's probably the perfect time now because get y' all lined up for whenever season two starts. I mentioned the Boys. That final season starts on April 8th. Scrubs Now, I'm assuming Scrubs came back.

[Eddie]

Yes. Is gone for a long time.

[Bobby]

Came back. Okay, so they came back and they're ending that. Ted Lasso coming back. Is going to have season four.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby]

No, I never watched all of season two.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's good.

[Amy]

I thought the last one was the last season, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I did, too. I thought it was over.

[Bobby]

Ted Lasso Season 4 comes mid to late 2026.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. I'm going to have to get Apple again.

[Bobby]

Hijack on Apple. That's pretty good. A little corny at first, but then got good. It has Idris Elba. Yeah. Idris Elba.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. That was good.

[Bobby]

Mm. The Night Agent. That's the corniest show I've ever seen in my life.

[Amy]

But I like it.

[Bobby]

But it's still pretty good. It's so corny. They telegraph everything.

[Amy]

What does that mean?

[Bobby]

It's every trope. Well, you know, phone call. You can see the name. It's every old thing they used to do in television shows that we look back, it go corny. They do that in these shows. Oh, yeah. Euphoria, season three. I never watched that. I felt the same about it. Like, is teens making out? So I'm like, I don't need to.

[Eddie]

That was a good show.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm sure it's a great show. I just never jumped in because I felt uncomfortable watching teenagers do it. House of the Dragon, season three comes back this year. Your friends and neighbors, April 3rd, which is really good. John Ham.

[Lunchbox]

There's another one coming up, Season two. Oh, let's go, baby. I love that one.

[Bobby]

The Agency on Paramount. Plus, that show is awesome.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that was good.

[Bobby]

It's. I don't think I finished it, though. Type show with Richard Gere. Yeah. As the old. Yeah. Not as a main character, but yes.

[Amy]

I think I let that one fall off, man.

[Bobby]

It's.

[Amy]

I gotta go back.

[Bobby]

It's so good.

[Amy]

Richard Gere.

[Bobby]

Michael Fassbender's in that. He's the main character. Is it. It's CIA or FBI?

[Amy]

CIA, because he was. You know, there's people in Russia and.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's good. The Diplomat, season four comes back on Netflix.

[Amy]

I'm ready for that one, man.

[Bobby]

Diplomat's a great show. The Bear and I watched season one and liked it. Never got back into it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I gave up on that one.

[Bobby]

WWE. Unreal. That's good. January 20th. I like that show.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby]

Amy has an update from a friend about Lunchbox. He's taking Cialis now.

[Amy]

Yeah. So she said that it can be prescribed for what he's using. I just wanted to double check because my friend is a physical therapist specifically for the pelvic floor. And I wanted to get her thoughts on what Lunchbox was told. She even recommended some pts for him to call here so he can actually go get that done. And she was like, yeah, his prescription seems legit.

[Bobby]

I think it's legit, too. But she said it's all specs of it on him while he's sitting near us.

[Amy]

Yeah. So it can help with urinary flow, which he said his flow was fine. So is it just for the pelvic discomfort?

[Eddie]

I thought it was for the infection.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Remember? Because that was different. The pelvic was the stomach. He had an infection in his.

[Amy]

Oh, this is the. Okay, so that's for The. Okay. Well, she said. Hey.

[Lunchbox]

Hey.

[Amy]

So you're. Maybe you're getting a double because it can help with pelvic discomfort, but does.

[Lunchbox]

It still have the effects of does what it does.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby]

And he's been staring at you a lot today.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's not. I'm not looking his way.

[Bobby]

No, I'm telling you, he's been looking at you a lot.

[Amy]

Are you constipated?

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Bobby]

Are you turned on? No.

[Amy]

Well, that was one of our questions because.

[Bobby]

No, dude, I don't even want to talk.

[Lunchbox]

It's so weird.

[Bobby]

Dude.

[Eddie]

Guys, it's science.

[Bobby]

Yep, it is.

[Eddie]

I'm sorry. I have an infection.

[Lunchbox]

She said, seriously, though, you know, you can take it at like, two o' clock every day. And that's daily.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Amy]

Or before you go to bed, just into the night. As far, far away from us, a.

[Bobby]

Denver area gas station. I think they accidentally had diesel in their gas.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Bobby]

Drivers across the Denver. Denver metro area are bringing cars to repair shops after diesel mixed in gasoline was sold at local stations.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

So it's the guy that was pump putting gas in the.

[Bobby]

From the Colorado Sun. State officials say the contaminated fuel came from a supplier in Reach locations, including Costco King Supers and Murphy Express. Vehicles shut down soon after. Fueling and repairs involved draining and cleaning the fuel systems. The company's alerted distributors. Over 200 complaints were made. Oh, that sucks.

[Lunchbox]

You know, I would probably do that a hundred times if it wasn't a different size. You know, like when you grab the diesel pump, different color. It's green, right? Usually green. But if you're not thinking and you just grab it and put it in there and put diesel in your car, your car's done. But they make it a different size, so it doesn't fit in your gas tank.

[Bobby]

Oh, I didn't know that. I never grabbed it.

[Eddie]

It's bigger.

[Bobby]

So you must have grabbed it before then.

[Lunchbox]

I did. I did. Not even thinking. I'm like, well, that's not going in. I'm trying to push it in. And then I realized, like, oh, that's the diesel pump.

[Bobby]

You got the Cialis pump.

[Lunchbox]

It's too big.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby]

All right, that's it. Let's go take a break. Thank you, everybody.

[Eddie]

Bones.

[Bobby]

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[Bobby]

Let's go to Tracy in North Carolina. Tracy, you're on the show.

[Caller]

Hey, Bobby. Yesterday, y' all were talking about the lottery in Texas. My mom won a million dollars a year ago. When she got done at the lottery office, she only brought home $427,000. And then she's got to turn around and pay $87,000 again in taxes this tax season.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

So then take it all out.

[Caller]

But, I mean, you don't get the millionaire.

[Bobby]

She got the lump. They probably took out a state or a. Some sort of. But they take.

[Lunchbox]

Right, I forgot about the state tax.

[Bobby]

Well, it depends on what state you're in. So you listen. It's awesome. First of all, I would say that's awesome. She won a million dollars. Except she didn't win a million. It's like when you make $50,000 a year, you don't go home with $50,000 a year. You go home with $38,000 a year. Same here. Sort of. Because as soon as you win a million, you're up in that upper tax bracket. But still, it. I don't know.

[Amy]

That sounds.

[Bobby]

It does sound like a lot. I know it sounds like a whole.

[Lunchbox]

Lot more than half a million gone.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

400,000 did she get also, Are you.

[Bobby]

Sure your mom's telling you swindled? But no, I'm just like, maybe mom didn't want her to know about all the money she still had.

[Amy]

Or like, if people reach out to her and they're like, this is a tax bill you have due. Wink, wink.

[Bobby]

How did she win the million dollars? Like, what is a scratch off?

[Caller]

Scratch off lottery.

[Bobby]

Scratch off is crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Bobby]

I can't believe people go and they see a $1 million winner. Aside from us talking about the money, what does she do with the money?

[Caller]

Oh, it's invested saved and invested smart.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Good.

[Bobby]

I feel like your mom's keeping a lot from you.

[Lunchbox]

The generic term.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I feel like, you know, mom didn't say exactly what she got. So she went in and they sent her home with how much again after the million?

[Caller]

427,000.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[Bobby]

I'm going to ask in North Carolina because again, every state has different rules, but I'm going to ask my assistant here. Hello. I have a question about the North Carolina lottery. We are talking to a woman who won a million dollars on a scratch off ticket. And apparently she came home with $427,000 and then had to pay $80,000 in taxes this year. Can you tell me why it would be that way or if maybe this person is a little misled?

[Expert/Assistant]

Absolutely. So winning a lottery prize like a million dollars is exciting, but the final amount you actually take home is quite a bit less because of taxes and withholdings. Typically, what happens is that when you win a large amount, the lottery automatically withholds a portion up front for federal taxes, usually around 24% or so for federal withholding. After that, depending on where you live, there might also be state taxes. North Carolina, for example, has a state income tax that would apply to lottery winnings. So if she ended up with around $427,000 initially, that means the lottery probably took out a chunk for federal taxes right off the top. Then when tax season came around, she likely owed additional taxes, maybe because of her total income bracket or because the initial withhold enough to cover her full tax liability. It's not that she's necessarily being misled. It's just that lottery winnings are taxed as income. And sometimes the final tax bill is a little higher than what was withheld.

[Bobby]

It can be a bit of a.

[Expert/Assistant]

Shock, but it's pretty normal.

[Bobby]

But does that those. Do those numbers check out? Meaning if you win a million, is there any reason that someone should end up with $360,000 overall?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Expert/Assistant]

Let's break it down a little more. If you win a million dollars in North Carolina, typically the lottery will withhold that initial federal tax, let's say roughly 24% of a million, which is about $240,000. Then you've got North Carolina state tax, which might be another few percent. Let's call it around 5.25%, or about $52,500. So after those immediate withholdings, you might be left with something in the ballpark of $700,000. Ish. But that's not the end of the story because your total tax liability might be higher. When you actually file your taxes, you'll likely owe more federal tax because A big lump sum can push you into a higher tax bracket for that year. And depending on your other income deductions and how everything shakes out, you could owe another chunk of money when you file your return. Like that extra $80,000 she mentioned. In the end, it's totally plausible that a million dollar win might net out to somewhere in that $360,000.

[Bobby]

Doesn't make sense. And if we were talking about earlier, like, they don't take all the taxes out whenever you win the million dollars because that 20 something percent is not the upper tax bracket. And you're in the upper tax bracket once you have that. So they have to take out more taxes. You have to pay them later. I don't know, Tracy, I think your mom was holding something back from you. Just.

[Caller]

Well, I went with her to the lottery place, so I know that that's what they told her.

[Amy]

Oh, so she was there. I mean, and you're, you're just insane. That could be it.

[Bobby]

No, she, when she laid it out, that's not what she said. She said you should have like $700,000 by them taking out the first part of taxes. Like that's what you go home with. And then when you pay the rest of your taxes because you go up into like the 33% tax bracket of paying taxes. 33, 34%, it doesn't matter. I think it's awesome she won money. That'd be crazy to win a few hundred thousand, but man, 70% of all of it gone.

[Lunchbox]

Call it. You want a million dollars and you're like, no, I didn't.

[Eddie]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby]

We're probably wrong, but I would bet. I don't know. I don't know what I bet I wouldn't be back.

[Lunchbox]

Gotta think about this for a little bit.

[Bobby]

It just seems like if you win a million dollars, even if they take out a part of taxes, you're going to go home with more than $427,000 up front. But Tracy, what do. I don't know, anything. You were there. But I appreciate you sharing that. That's crazy. Did, did it feel like it changed your mom's life whenever she won?

[Caller]

No, not really. She just buys more lottery tickets now.

[Bobby]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Bobby]

She's going to pay it all back. All right, well, we appreciate that call. Thank you so much for sharing that and hopefully we'll talk to you again soon.

[Caller]

Thank you. Bye bye.

[Bobby]

Bye bye. We weren't there. We don't know the whole story. But as told, I have a tough Time believing it is just that from what I know about what they do, what they hold, and what I've learned a lot about tax percentages in the past five, six years. Tina in Florida. Let's go talk to Tina. Tina, you're on the show.

[Caller]

Good morning, Bobby. How are you this morning?

[Bobby]

Doing pretty good. What can I do for you?

[Caller]

Well, I heard your comment this morning. Long conversation about gentlemen in a fancy car and a Lamborghini or what's sexy, what's not sexy. If you look around, you know, if a gentleman's in a car, there's nothing sexier than seeing a man in a beautiful pickup truck, in my opinion.

[Bobby]

When you say beautiful, does it be new, new and shiny? Or can it just be like a big, like, work truck?

[Caller]

No, big and new and shiny. Some of those pickup trucks cost more than any car put together. You know, you were talking about suburbans being a family car. If you look at some of those Ford F350s or the Dodge Rams, a man in one of those makes your eyes look that way.

[Bobby]

What I would assume based on this call is that she knows some guys that are really good looking or that she's attracted to that also drive the truck. Yeah, it's like when there's a name that you find not attractive, as in, like, romantic, but you're like, I really like the name. It's usually because somebody that you know and, like, has that name. And if you're like, oh, I don't like that name. If you're naming a kid or so, it's usually because maybe somebody you don't like growing up had that name and yet, or a villain, something you have a negative association with has that name. But I hear you. I think there are a lot of people that feel like Tina does. They want a dude in a big, big truck because of what that represents. Tina, I appreciate the call. Hope you have a great day.

[Caller]

Thank you. You too. Bye. Bye.

[Bobby]

See you. Let's go to Matt in Richmond, Virginia, who's on the phone? Hey, Matt, you're on the show.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, Bobby.

[Bobby]

Morning. What's up, buddy?

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Caller]

I was wondering what your thought was on an NASCAR going to back to the Chase format and getting rid of the playoffs situation with the elimination races.

[Bobby]

I'm glad you asked that. I gotta tell you, I work for the NFL. I do an NFL show. I'm in. We do a show called 25 Whistles at a Sports Show. Baseball, basketball, football. Eddie's a big UFC guy. Heck, wrestling, all good. I Don't know anything about nascar. Like, I was not brought up around it. I probably know as much about NASCAR as I do soccer, so, like, I can wade ankle deep in it. Eddie knows more than I do.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I just bet on it. I really like when he's saying those words. I don't know what that means.

[Bobby]

I didn't grow up around nascar, so I don't. Matt. I don't have an educated or knowledgeable answer to that. How do you feel about it?

[Caller]

I think it's a great move.

[Bobby]

Me, too.

[Caller]

Because the whole. The whole going from, you know, three races and then eliminating four drivers and then another three races, and then you go down to the final race and you have four drivers, and whoever finishes best out of that race wins the championship. You could have a driver that has never won a race all season long and win the championship if he runs well enough. But I think it's a great move that it has to be consistency. Wins the championship.

[Bobby]

I feel you. And I don't know much about that, but in golf, like, when they do the FedEx and they give away all the money, you cannot win a tournament the whole year. But if you score high enough in all the tournaments, you finish 2nd, 3rd, 2, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd, and then you have enough points and you win, you can win the whole thing because you've not won a single tournament, but you've placed high enough. And some of those guys that won didn't maybe didn't make a cut. I hear you. I don't know enough about NASCAR to have an educated opinion, but now I do know they've shifted. I appreciate that because this is how I got my news from Matt in Richmond, Virginia. All right, Matt. Thanks, buddy. Bones, let's go talk to Tyler, who is in Tennessee. Hey, Ty.

[Caller]

Hey. Good morning, studio.

[Bobby]

Morning.

[Caller]

I wanted to call with a reminder that we are one month away from Valentine's Day. So Eddie and Lunchbox need to get their stuff in order.

[Bobby]

She almost sounds like a robot call.

[Eddie]

She does.

[Bobby]

I'm calling to let you know you have one month.

[Lunchbox]

It's like our wives. Like your reminder paid for this.

[Expert/Assistant]

Yeah, exactly.

[Eddie]

It's a service.

[Bobby]

Guys. Ty says you have one month till Valentine's Day.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Your thoughts, your feelings, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Mine is thanks for the reminder because I wasn't even thinking about that. So, yes, that's coming soon.

[Bobby]

Will you think about that? How will her saying that change your day today or your month leading up to it?

[Lunchbox]

Because there is something I've been wanting to do for Valentine's Day. So now I will jump on the planning process this week. Yes. I'm going to book whatever I've been thinking about. I'm not going to talk about it, but I'm going to book it.

[Bobby]

Okay. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

It's not going to happen. It's a Saturday night that's going to be super busy everywhere you go. So maybe we'll do something on, like, the 16th, which is President's Day, or.

[Bobby]

What if you do something at home? What if it's a nice gift? What if it's.

[Eddie]

I don't do gifts. Like, gift. What am I going to get her? I've given her everything she needs. Like you, like me, three kids, a roof over our heads. I mean, so romantic. Like, gifts are not so. I already gave her a Christmas present. Like, so. I don't know. I don't. The Saturdays, that's tough.

[Amy]

Mm.

[Bobby]

I mean, but it doesn't have to be.

[Eddie]

But.

[Bobby]

But she's also giving you a month, right? And it's so you can.

[Lunchbox]

You want to resident.

[Bobby]

You make a reservation now at all these places where you're acting like you can't get in. If you do it now, you actually can get in.

[Eddie]

Here's the problem. You go out on Valentine's Day to a restaurant. Guess what? They have a set menu. They charge you extra money just because it's Valentine's Day. You go to that same restaurant two days before, two days after. Half price.

[Amy]

Okay? So if that's your problem, just plan something romantic at home. At home. Like, cook her something.

[Bobby]

Something appreciative. It doesn't even have to be like, you get in a tuxedo and deliver a piece of jewelry on a knee. Literally. It's just an acknowledgment like.

[Lunchbox]

Like you automatically think, dinner. I'm not thinking dinner. Like, dinner. I don't. We don't even do dinner.

[Bobby]

Really. I don't either.

[Amy]

Well, Eddie, I kind of want to know what your thing is.

[Bobby]

I think. I think a gift.

[Lunchbox]

A gift is nice.

[Bobby]

Like a token of appreciation. More so than a dinner. I just go where my mind takes me. When someone says, hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, I think, oh, I'd like to get my wife a nice gift for Valentine's Day. I don't think dinner. You think dinner?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think, like an event, but it's, like, at the same time, I like, I'm tired of it being a woman's holiday.

[Bobby]

But you never do it. Holiday. You never do it. So what are you tired of? You never do that.

[Eddie]

That's why I got burned out. Like, I got burned out of always being the one that the responsibility is yours, yours, yours.

[Bobby]

But it doesn't have to be some massive undertaking.

[Eddie]

It kind of does. The way you guys calling. You got one month. Get something done.

[Lunchbox]

It's like, guys, you know what I realized? Like, my kids are watching me on Valentine's Day. And like, if I don't get my wife anything or like, treat her differently, they're not going to treat their wife representative like that. I just thought of this.

[Bobby]

You are representing men everywhere to your kids and what they. Hopefully they model you. Yeah, good.

[Eddie]

You can put an end to the cycle.

[Bobby]

You model for them. Yeah.

[Amy]

You can put an end to the cycle.

[Lunchbox]

Show them that you're not going to do anything.

[Bobby]

Everybody has a different relationship with Valentine's Day. And I don't care about that. But I'm saying if it is. If you want to do something, she's giving you enough time so it's not two days before and you're like, oh my God, I can't do anything because there's nothing left to do. She's saying, here you go, one month. If you want to do something, do it. You can set a dinner reservation right now pretty easily because nobody has booked anything a month out. You can remember to get a gift. You can do nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Sure.

[Bobby]

But don't be complaining about it when it gets closer because she's telling you now. But you're right, Eddie, your kids are watching you.

[Lunchbox]

They are. I realized last year, and not just.

[Bobby]

Valentine's Day, every day and how you treat your wife.

[Lunchbox]

It's true, man. My therapist told me that a couple years ago.

[Bobby]

It just now resonated.

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, no, no. I just thought about it because of.

[Bobby]

Valentine's Day took a while. Thank you for that, Ty. I appreciate that. We still have her. She leave us. All right, Ty. Okay, thank you. Bye bye. A newborn in Texas weighed 13 pounds. That's crazy. My wife is super pregnant right now. And we do the thing where you go in and they measure. Even then, I can't imagine a 13 pound anything coming out. It's double me from when you were born.

[Amy]

I was 6lbs 8oz or 8lbs 6oz.

[Bobby]

Little dyslexia here.

[Eddie]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby]

Little Wednesday morning dyslexia. One of the two, Markie Smith, gave birth to her son Canyon just days before Christmas at a hospital in Arlington. They had to get it out by C section and I guess they were surprised. They thought maybe it'd be Around a nine pound baby. And even that's a large, large baby, but it came out 13 pounds. The average full term newborn weighs seven pounds.

[Expert/Assistant]

It's.

[Bobby]

It's basically two. Yeah, she had twins and one baby.

[Amy]

So based on that average, I guess I was. Probably.

[Lunchbox]

One of my boys was 10.

[Expert/Assistant]

10.

[Lunchbox]

Every time I go bowling, I show them the bowling ball. This is how heavy you were.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Local 12 with that story bio or.

[Amy]

One of your biologicals?

[Lunchbox]

10. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Huh.

[Lunchbox]

Our second one.

[Bobby]

Do you know how much your adoptive ones weighed? No, I didn't know if you had that.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby]

That information there. Let's go to Alicia in Texas. Alicia, you're on the show.

[Caller]

Hey, Bobby. Morning, studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Caller]

Hey, listen, I just want to know what do you think about the NFL being scripted? What are your thoughts on that?

[Bobby]

The NFL is not scripted.

[Amy]

Like. Like wrestling? Is that what she means?

[Bobby]

Oh, you're cutting out. You're cutting out. Start over.

[Caller]

Yes. They've got videos on it. They've got. They've got some footage, they've got some audio.

[Bobby]

Of what? Like tell morning. Okay.

[Caller]

The game. The Broncos game.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Bobby]

The Broncos didn't even play last week, Bobby.

[Caller]

I heard it on Instagram. You know how we are.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Caller]

You know how we are with social media. I'm getting ready to cross the bridge onto Corpus Christi. I don't want to get a ticket, so I just wanted to know what your thoughts are.

[Bobby]

Okay, thank you. The NFL is not scripted. To run an operation like that, you would need thousands of people abiding by a sacred rule of. We're just not going to talk about it. Somebody would leak after a hundred.

[Amy]

Who's Daryl Baker Jr. Nobody. Okay, well, is that who.

[Bobby]

Nobody.

[Amy]

It says here, Tennessee titans. Daryl Baker Jr. Stirs the NFL as scripted pot.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that was whistleblower.

[Bobby]

Stirs the pot there. I'm telling you, it's not even about the NFL. An operation that big, over six decades. Yeah, seven decades. If it were scripted, you would for sure know it was scripted.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there are a lot of players that could see say anything.

[Bobby]

That's what I'm saying. There are coaches, trainers, and thousands and thousands of people. Yes, the NFL is not scripted. It's too big of an organization.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. He said he was joking. Like he said, oh, my gosh. I followed the script all season, guys. Before every game we're given a script and people believed him. And he's like, guys, obviously it's a joke, you idiots.

[Bobby]

Some people don't get to the end of videos. I Appreciate you calling because she probably saw it immediately and called in and was like, I got to share. But yeah, you got to get to the end of these videos. Yeah, NFL, definitely not scripted.

[Amy]

That'd be crazy.

[Bobby]

If it was though, it'd be called sports entertainment then. Like wrestling. Wrestling scripted, right.

[Eddie]

People would still watch.

[Amy]

They sure would. Because wrestling is very popular.

[Bobby]

But wrestling has storylines. Wrestling has soap opera type storylines.

[Amy]

We have storylines inflate gate.

[Bobby]

The one thing Amy knows, that was the storyline.

[Eddie]

It was deflate gate.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it was the opposite is deflated.

[Amy]

Whatever.

[Bobby]

And Flay gave probably something else we don't even know about.

[Amy]

Exactly. I mean it's a show. Think about it. It leads up to the big show.

[Bobby]

It's definitely entertainment. It is entertainment and they do make it to be a great product. But it is not scripted.

[Amy]

But the shadiest sport. Okay, so wrestling, take it out because that's scripted. But the shadiest non scripted sport is basketball.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, boxing's a good one.

[Bobby]

Boxing.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought that was predetermined too.

[Bobby]

You thought boxing was predetermined?

[Amy]

Well, they're all in a ring, like anything in a ring.

[Bobby]

There have been instances probably of judges being paid or influenced.

[Lunchbox]

Sure.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

But not the fighters.

[Bobby]

No, but boxing, they have a board, they have a commission. It's supposed to be on the up and up, but I would say that's probably the most crooked sport.

[Amy]

Okay, so now a sport with a ball. Basketball, right?

[Bobby]

Yeah, but there's sure like there's been a referee that's been in trouble. But I mean if you have subjective umpiring or reffing, it could probably be influenced heavily. Where baseball has home plate.

[Lunchbox]

There's definitely been cheating. Cheating in baseball.

[Bobby]

But okay, you know what?

[Amy]

But boxing, okay, so, but big picture here is football is real.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Amy]

It's not.

[Bobby]

I would say yes.

[Amy]

She was very confident whatever she saw on social media.

[Bobby]

What's the guy's name?

[Amy]

Oh, oh, the guy from the Titans. Daryl.

[Eddie]

Daryl Baker junior.

[Bobby]

Let's go over and talk to Tony Real. Hey, Tony, you're on the show in Denver, Colorado.

[Caller]

Hey, morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Caller]

So regarding the coming out of surgery and speaking a different language, a number of years ago I had heard something about this happening and I was actually having surgery planned. I had a knee surgery and abdominal surgery at the same time. So I was going to be under anesthesia for a while and I told my wife before I went in, when we were in the pre op area, I said, hey, when I come out, I'm only going to Speak Spanish. And at the time, I was reasonably fluent in Spanish. And she's like, no way. You won't remember, et cetera, et cetera, like Bobby said. And so I go through my surgeries, and I'm coming out. I'm starting to wake up. And of course, I had completely forgotten, but the guy in the recovery bay next to me was a Spanish speaker, and I heard him speaking to his family. I'm like, oh, that's right. I'm only supposed to speak Spanish. So when the nurse came in, and it was the same nurse we had before, I went in, kind of like the familiar face thing. And so she comes in, and she's like, oh, you know, how are you feeling? And I'm like, oh, Tango in the Water and Miesta Margo. And she's looking at me going, okay. And, you know, not quite sure what to do. So she's like, okay, how's your pain? I'm like, oh, no. You know, and so I'm just going with it. So she makes her notes, and she walks out. And then she comes back a little later, you know, checks in with me again. Same, same story. And so she goes out, shuts the curtain. I hear her say to another nurse, she's like, oh, my God. I don't know what's going on. I had this guy before surgery, and he and his wife were speaking perfect English, like, they're as white as can be. And now he's only speaking Spanish. I don't know what to do.

[Bobby]

As wide as can be.

[Caller]

3. Yeah, but this was a number of years ago.

[Bobby]

You're not as white. You're not as white as could be anymore. Yeah, the story was this guy who didn't know Spanish came out speaking Spanish. And my thing was you could play a prank on somebody, but you'd have to remember. But also, this guy knew a little Spanish, obviously, so this was like, ocho nun uno, and he's as wide as can be. We appreciate that story, Tony. Thank you all for listening to part two. We really love and respect the part two ers more than just the part one ers who just listen on the radio. And you know what? They're never gonna hear this, so it doesn't matter. We actually only kind of like them. We really love part tours, but don't tell any of the part oners that. But again, they'll never hear it unless they're here. So thank you for listening to the podcast. And we'll be back tomorrow. Feel like that's good. All right, bye. Everybody. This is an iHeart podcast.

[Amy]

Guaranteed Human.