WEDS PT 2: Bobby's First Road Rage Incident + Does Bobby Have A Relationship With His A.I.? + Top 10 Most Googled Questions About Bobby

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show Episode: WEDS PT 2: Bobby's First Road Rage Incident + Does Bobby Have A Relationship With His A.I.? + Top 10 Most Googled Questions About Bobby
Release Date: July 16, 2025
Host: Premiere Networks

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I. Bobby's First Road Rage Incident

In this segment, Bobby Bones recounts his very first experience with road rage, offering listeners an intimate glimpse into his emotions and decision-making process behind the wheel.

• Incident Details:
  Bobby describes a tense encounter where another driver swerved into his lane without warning. This unpredictable maneuver nearly resulted in a collision.
  Quote:
  [39:10] Bobby Bones: "I almost chased her. I didn't. I didn't. But it got to the point where I thought about turning and I thought, don't do it. Don't be an Eddie. So I didn't."

• Emotional Response:
  Despite feeling justified in his frustration, Bobby emphasizes the importance of maintaining composure. He was tempted to react aggressively but chose restraint instead.
  Quote:
  [40:10] Bobby Bones: "I didn't flinch, but I was like, you're stupid."

• Aftermath and Reflection:
  Reflecting on the incident, Bobby shares insights on handling similar situations in the future, stressing the value of patience and avoiding escalation.
  Quote:
  [41:20] Bobby Bones: "You have to be the bigger person."

II. Does Bobby Have a Relationship With His A.I.?

Bobby explores the evolving relationship between humans and artificial intelligence, prompted by a discussion among his co-hosts about the impact of AI on daily interactions and communication.

• AI Interaction Gone Awry:
  During a live interaction with an AI assistant, Bobby accidentally triggers its response system, leading to an unexpected and humorous exchange.
  Quote:
  [48:00] Bobby Bones: "That's Just how it comes."

• Perception of AI Voices:
  The co-hosts debate the gendered perception of AI voices, highlighting how different listeners might interpret the same voice differently.
  Quote:
  [51:06] AI Voice: "I'm actually just a voice generated by AI, so I don't have a gender..."

• Future Implications:
  The conversation segues into concerns about AI's role in communication, the potential for loss of linguistic diversity, and the blending of human and machine interactions.
  Quote:
  [25:27] Eddie: "...if we do this too much, it could flatten out, like, linguistic diversity is what the article said."

III. Top 10 Most Googled Questions About Bobby

Bobby dives into the most frequently searched questions about him, providing candid and humorous answers that reveal personal anecdotes and tidbits about his life and career.

1. How did Bobby Bones get his name?
   Bobby was initially nicknamed "Bobby the Barbarian" during his childhood radio days but chose "Bobby Bones" for its simplicity and appeal.
   Quote:
   [17:02] Lunchbox: "Bobby the Barbarian was my name when I would call the radio station when I was a kid."

2. How did Bobby Bones win Dancing with the Stars?
   His victory was attributed to rigorous practice and unwavering support from his listeners, who passionately voted for him.
   Quote:
   [17:16] Eddie: "Well, he practiced a lot. You worked hard, and our listeners are amazing."

3. What degree did Bobby Bones get in college?
   Bobby holds a Doctorate of Letters, showcasing his dedication to education and personal growth.
   Quote:
   [17:30] Lunchbox: "And my doctorate. Don't forget that."

4. Does Bobby Bones have tattoos?
   Yes, Bobby proudly displays multiple tattoos, each holding personal significance.
   Quote:
   [17:42] Lunchbox: "I'm basically a biker."

5. Why was Bobby Bones fined a million?
   He faced a hefty fine for playing an emergency signal sound improperly, a reminder of the importance of adhering to broadcasting regulations.
   Quote:
   [17:48] Lunchbox: "Some would say Ray did it."

6. What does Bobby Bones look like?
   Described as Caucasian with milk-colored skin, brown hair, and distinctive black-rimmed glasses, Bobby's appearance is both approachable and memorable.
   Quote:
   [18:55] Eddie: "You are Caucasian. Very Caucasian."

7. Is Bobby Bones sober?
   Bobby proudly declares his sobriety, having never consumed alcohol in his life.
   Quote:
   [19:16] Lunchbox: "I'm pretty much sober because I've never had a sip of alcohol in his life."

8. Why is Bobby Bones famous?
   His fame stems from his successful career in radio, television appearances, and participation in popular shows like American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.
   Quote:
   [19:39] Eddie: "Radio to start, but then TV after that and sports things."

9. How did Bobby Bones make his money?
   Primarily through his media career, Bobby has also invested wisely in real estate, purchasing properties with cash to avoid liabilities and capitalize on the appreciating market.
   Quote:
   [20:29] Lunchbox: "I've never lost money on a house."

10. Was Bobby Bones really in O Town?
    Yes, though his time with O Town was brief. Leaving before the group's peak allowed him to focus on his true passion for media.
    Quote:
    [24:30] Lunchbox: "That was unlucky because I left before they blew up."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends personal stories, interactive segments, and listener engagement to create a multifaceted listening experience. From Bobby's candid admission of his road rage incident to the intriguing discussion about his interactions with AI, and a light-hearted dive into the most Googled questions about him, the show offers both depth and entertainment. Notable quotes throughout the episode illustrate Bobby's charismatic and reflective nature, making it a valuable listen for both long-time fans and new listeners alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• [39:10] Bobby Bones: "I almost chased her. I didn't. I didn't. But it got to the point where I thought about turning and I thought, don't do it. Don't be an Eddie. So I didn't."

• [51:06] AI Voice: "I'm actually just a voice generated by AI, so I don't have a gender..."

• [17:02] Lunchbox: "Bobby the Barbarian was my name when I would call the radio station when I was a kid."

• [20:05] Eddie: "I didn't mean luck. I said you have..."

• [73:07] Lunchbox: "Is it rude to refuse a gift? Yeah. Yes."

These quotes, along with others, provide key insights and highlight the engaging nature of the conversation throughout the episode.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

Girlfriends is back with a new season, and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly Harnett. Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law.

[Amy]

He goes, oh God.

[Bobby Bones]

Harnett Jailhouse Lawyer and became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her.

[Amy]

You're supposed to have your faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her. I think I was put here to.

[Eddie]

Save souls by getting people out of prison.

[Bobby Bones]

The Girlfriends Jailhouse Lawyer listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Danielle Robaix]

Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.

[Bobby Bones]

I think any good romance, it gives me this feeling of like butterflies.

[Danielle Robaix]

I'm Danielle Robai and this is bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from hello Sunshine and I Heart podcast where we dive into the stories that shape us on the page and off. Each week I'm joined by authors, celebs, books, book talk, stars and more for conversations that will make you laugh, cry and add way too many Books to your TBR pile. Listen to bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

So what happened at Chappaquiddick?

[Unknown]

Well, it really depends on who you talk to.

There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.

[Bobby Bones]

Left a woman behind to drown.

[Unknown]

Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bob Crawford]

I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions.

[Lunchbox]

Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree?

[Bobby Bones]

Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair?

[Bob Crawford]

And I find the answers. I am so glad you asked me this question.

[Bobby Bones]

This is such a ridiculous story.

[Bob Crawford]

You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

You're listening to Bobby Bones.

[Lunchbox]

All right, let's run through some voicemails. Number one, please.

[Amy]

Raymundo, my mother in law, has been engaged for 15, 16 years, season or low 80s. Her boyfriend's in his high 70s. They go on vacations together, but they each have their own home. They can still have their independence and they still have like a built in person to do stuff with. So you guys were acting like it was super crazy. I don't think it's as crazy as you thought.

[Lunchbox]

No, I thought it was crazy. In case you missed the show, I thought it was crazy that you used the word engaged for anything. But there's nothing after the engagement. Regardless of the age, regardless of living apart. Most a lot of people live apart when they're engaged and they move in when they get married. Less and less so. But that's still somewhat common. My thing was if you're engaged. Engaged to do what? To stay engaged.

[Eddie]

For them. Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

To move to the next level.

[Lunchbox]

What's the level? That was the weird part.

[Eddie]

And he also wears a. A wedding ring.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I have no problem with, like, fundamentally, I have no problem with. I think it's great. I think you live your life how you want to live it. You're not hurting anybody. Awesome. My only question was, what are you engaged? If you're engaged, what are you engaged to do? Otherwise, you're just a couple. Awesome. You're Committed. We're in a committed relationship. But again, I don't care that much. I did think it was a little weird though, that you'd frame it that way.

[Eddie]

Who knows? Maybe we're the weird ones. For sure they're on to something.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, for sure. Let's go to number two.

[Amy]

I am in a special needs theater group and someone has just texted me that they are in love with me. We have known each other three or four weeks. If you have any advice, I would really appreciate it.

[Lunchbox]

Abby.

[Amy]

If I have. Yeah. Why do you go to me?

[Morgan]

You always say I love you real quick.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying your track record is good. You've jumped pretty quick.

[Eddie]

What in the world?

[Lunchbox]

I just wonder where you.

[Amy]

Abby, well done.

[Lunchbox]

No, I wonder what advice you would. You would give.

[Eddie]

Well, that's weird because it's a text. I don't know, like, you have to go to them in person.

[Morgan]

Well, how do you usually say. When you were like three weeks in, would you text the person or did you tell them in person?

[Eddie]

I didn't ever do this to them. I was in psych, internally freaking out. But I never actually would do that to them internally in love.

[Lunchbox]

Good point. So this is what I would say. I would say, just because they're rushing to love doesn't mean you have to. So if they're in love with you, be like, if you. If you have interest back, text back. Start a little flirtation. Get over to individual. Because it's a group text, right? Or are they in a theater group?

[Eddie]

They're in a theater group.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, great. Oh, boy. Yeah, you can text them back if you are interested as well. Text, don't let this thing die. But go in aware because someone who says they love you that quick has probably told other people they love them too, that quick. Unless this is the one time they have it. And they actually. Because people say they fall in love all the time at first sight. If you're interested, be interested. Just go in with going with a pinkish flag because they did jump quick to tell you that. And it's not even like you're in a relationship or you're dating and they.

[Eddie]

Say that like, oh, if you want to get to know them more, then be like, oh, I'd love to hang out.

[Morgan]

But what if you don't? What do you just say? Oh, man, you're a good actor.

[Lunchbox]

No, you just ignore it. Oh, I wouldn't even drive.

[Eddie]

But then you have to show up and see, and they're probably wondering, do.

[Lunchbox]

They ever See that? I would just not say anything.

[Eddie]

I feel like if the other person sitting, that they're a very forward person. And the next text is going to be like, have you seen this?

[Lunchbox]

I'd ghost them until that came up.

[Bob Crawford]

Hello.

[Lunchbox]

And if they came back with it again, they'd be like, have you seen this? Be like, yeah, I saw it. I didn't know what to say. I don't feel the same, but I appreciate that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

But I would ghost on. On one. Abby, would you ghost on that first text?

[Eddie]

I probably would, but then it'd be awkward, Right?

[Lunchbox]

You just act like it's awkward. They've made it awkward.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's.

[Lunchbox]

By saying that so quickly, they've made it awkward.

[Eddie]

I'm not one to ghost, though. I wouldn't. I'd have to do something. Same.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I love ghosting. But ghosting is like a sport in the Olympics. I've been awesome. Like, when I was like, 32, I'd ghost the crap out of everybody.

[Eddie]

So you just quit going to theater class?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'd still go to theater class, but it's not even ghost because this person wasn't even involved in it. It wasn't like you went out with her.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Anyway, good luck with that, dude. I would just say that it sounds a bit creepy, but it doesn't have to be. There's a fine line between bold. No, you say creepy, bold and creepy. I say premature fine line between bold and creepy.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bob Crawford]

Could you just respond thank you?

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bob Crawford]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Like, this happens all the time.

[Lunchbox]

Then it's really weird because then they know you got it and that's all you gave them. They might actually show up at your house and stab you, say, thank you.

[Amy]

What?

[Bob Crawford]

They don't do that.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

All right, next up, I just wanted to let you guys know that I love the new draft game with the. With a letter that it starts with. And I'm hoping you guys do the whole Alphabet. Love the show. Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Appreciate that. It's fine.

[Eddie]

We can't do the whole Alphabet.

[Lunchbox]

We got. We landed on X a couple of times.

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah, you can't do X.

[Lunchbox]

You can't do X. Yeah.

[Amy]

We could do Xanax and Xylophone and then that's it.

[Eddie]

X Ray.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. You could do X Men. The movie.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

Excalibur.

[Lunchbox]

Ex.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I don't know your exes. You could do Xavier Tillman.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You could do Xavier University.

[Bob Crawford]

Xavier.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

And that's it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

One more Ray.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Morgan]

So is Ray really 40 or is he actually 39 with his weird math thing.

[Amy]

Just. Just wondering. Thanks.

[Lunchbox]

It's a great point, Ray. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

Other direction. So I will be 41 in my terms of doing the thing.

[Amy]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

So you're already 40?

[Raymundo]

Yeah, I'm 40 right now. I'll be starting my 41st year.

[Lunchbox]

I almost can't help it. It's like the. The lights on and I'm a moth. Like, I'm just so drawn to this.

[Morgan]

We can't go back to this.

[Amy]

I can't.

[Raymundo]

And it's one of the things, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

You'Re 39 years old. You haven't been on the earth 40 years. You haven't been on the. When your birthday hits. When's your birthday?

[Raymundo]

September 5th.

[Lunchbox]

When your birthday hits September 5th, that will be your. You would have hit 40 years on this planet.

[Raymundo]

I will be celebrating 40, but I will have completed 40 years. So I'm actually starting my 41st year.

[Lunchbox]

Starting. It's like running a marathon. Just because you ran 1110 of a mile, you've started the marathon, but you haven't run a marathon. You've only run a tenth of it. Yeah. You're not 41.

[Raymundo]

We celebrate the new year.

[Lunchbox]

We don't.

[Raymundo]

So you think we'd celebrate me being 41? I'm already 40.

[Lunchbox]

So you come out zero. When you come out of your mom's.

[Raymundo]

Vagina for a full year.

[Lunchbox]

For a full year, you're zero.

[Raymundo]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

And then your year that you have your first birthday, you're one. Yes. Because you have been on the planet for one full year.

[Raymundo]

So you recount this back from one to 40.

[Amy]

No.

[Bob Crawford]

Do you agree with that?

[Amy]

What he's saying, Ray?

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so you come out the vagina. Hey, I'm Ray. Yeah. How old are you?

[Raymundo]

Zero.

[Lunchbox]

According to your logic, you're one because you're starting your first year.

[Bob Crawford]

Correct.

[Eddie]

We cannot do this again.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm just telling him.

[Eddie]

There's no point in telling him anything because he's. He is the way he is.

[Lunchbox]

You're about to be 40.

[Amy]

But.

[Raymundo]

But I am telling you, there is the difference between when you're first born, there is the huge celebration of one as you. Oh, my gosh. Listen to this. You just completed one. Oh, my gosh. Lunch is.

[Lunchbox]

And you're one. You're not two.

[Raymundo]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

But you're not two.

[Raymundo]

But then when Amy's daughter turned 16, we said she's 16. She's been 16 for that whole year.

[Lunchbox]

She hasn't. She's been working on 16, just like you're working on a marathon.

[Raymundo]

She's already been 16 for a full year, so I don't know why Amy was shocked. Her daughter was 16. She's been 18 for a whole year.

[Eddie]

She's 18 now.

[Raymundo]

So when people say, ray, I cannot believe you're 40. I've been 40 for a whole year.

[Lunchbox]

You're not 40, you're 39.

[Raymundo]

With I on my September 5th, I will have completed my 40th year around the sun.

[Lunchbox]

You're not 40 yet, though. You've completed it because you're at 39.8, 39.9. 39. Then you turn 40.

[Raymundo]

Yes, but I'm not shocked that I'm. When people say you're 40. Yeah, I've been it for a whole year.

[Lunchbox]

40. Yes, I have. For a whole year. You've been 39.8, 39.9. You haven't been 40. You've been 39 and 10 months. 39 and six months. You're not 40.

[Raymundo]

But I understand your thing. When you're born, we. We are so. Wow, that was a full year of life.

[Lunchbox]

You're one.

[Raymundo]

But then at 40, wow, that was a full 40 years of life. I don't know why we're shocked then.

[Eddie]

It kind of is weird when he says it that way.

[Lunchbox]

No, not one.

[Raymundo]

When your kid is born, when they are, then one. You're like, oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

When they're born, they're zero.

[Raymundo]

They're zero. But they're like, when they are one. Oh, my gosh. That was a full year. Well, when I'm 40, you guys are like, you just turned 40. No, it's been a full 40 years.

[Lunchbox]

I'm about 41, starting mostly. I'm like, oh, wow, you're one. Good job. Just like you're 40. If you're from China, you'd be 40 right now, going to 41. Because you're born at one, right?

[Bob Crawford]

Maybe he's Chinese.

[Eddie]

Okay. Maybe this will help him buy race as lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ever been there? Because he'd be Chinese. Everywhere he's been, he's been.

[Morgan]

I'm not. Amy, come on.

[Eddie]

What? Why am I being.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It was full year of life. Like, then. Then people would stop saying, how old's your baby? You would stop saying six weeks. You'd say, a year.

[Lunchbox]

One.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

Your baby's just born. How old is it? One?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Does that help?

[Lunchbox]

I'm done.

[Bob Crawford]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Well, Bobby, you move on.

[Lunchbox]

I can't.

[Bob Crawford]

How's that voicemail? Like, why did someone leave a voicemail.

[Eddie]

Like that Bobby said it's like a moth to a light.

[Morgan]

And whoever. Whoever put that voicemail in. Don't ever put the voicemails in. About the age thing again. Is Ray.

[Lunchbox]

But you're just committed to your bit, right? This is not really how you feel. Because it doesn't make sense.

[Raymundo]

Lunch, what are you turning this year?

[Morgan]

I will be 44.

[Raymundo]

You will be 45.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. Lunch's birthday soon.

[Lunchbox]

Emmys are coming up. They announced the nominations for Emmy's outstanding Drama series. White Lotus. Really good. Slow Horses. Amazing. Severance.

[Amy]

Awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Paradise. Amazing. The Diplomat. So good. I've seen all those. Five I have not seen. Andor on Disney plus.

[Bobby Bones]

Really, really good. Yeah, it's definitely one of the top. I would put it right next to Mandalorian.

[Lunchbox]

Did I say Last of Us?

[Eddie]

He didn't.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

You did not.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's great. The Pit on hbo. Max, which is the hospital. I haven't watched that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Should we start that?

[Morgan]

I heard it's good.

[Bob Crawford]

My sister loves it. She's. She's a nurse.

[Lunchbox]

Every single person. Nobody's seen it. We've all been like, we heard.

[Eddie]

I saw. I clicked on it.

[Morgan]

My mom and brother watch it. They love it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And. Or the Diplomat, Last of us. Paradise. The Pit. Severance, Slow Horse. White Lotus. You know who will win? It'll either be White Lotus or Severance. Because they're cool guy shows. Also.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Alteni comedy series. What we do in the shadows.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Never watched that.

[Morgan]

Hilarious.

[Lunchbox]

The studio. That's such an insider thing. It'll probably win just because all the people will vote.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Shrinking is good. Only Murders in the Building. Good. Nobody wants this.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. That's the show that I couldn't watch. And Amy spoiled.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown]

How did that end again?

[Lunchbox]

Amy?

[Eddie]

I have no idea.

[Lunchbox]

Hacks the Bear and Abbott elementary comedy series.

[Bob Crawford]

The Bear's a comedy.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know how they classify that stuff. Like, I think if you make one joke at all in the whole season.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

The bigger guy. What's his name? The guy with all the tattoos.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't keep watching. I watched, like, season one and stopped. I like.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But I wasn't drawn to watch it anymore.

[Morgan]

Oh, man. Still good.

[Lunchbox]

Outstanding. Limited or anthology series. The Penguin. Awesome Monsters. The Menendez Brothers Story on Netflix. Never watched it. Knew the story, but didn't watch that. Anybody watch that?

[Eddie]

I did. That's good.

[Lunchbox]

Just good?

[Eddie]

It's weird to say it's good.

[Lunchbox]

You know, Dying for sex on fx.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

That sounds like that Would be some kind of murder show or some kind of.

[Bob Crawford]

I don't know, like a play on dying.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Black Mirror and Adolescence. Black Mirrors should win every award, even comedy. Adolescence. I don't. We almost watched it. Just felt too dark. It's about a kid murderer, right?

[Eddie]

O. Yeah. I couldn't watch it. I tried.

[Lunchbox]

Lead actress Kathy Bates and Matlock, Sharon Horgan and Bad Sisters. Brit Lower in Severance, Bella Ramsey in Last of Us, and Carrie Russell in Diplomat. Lead actor Sterling Brown in Paradise, Gary Oldman, awesome and Slow Horses, Pedro Pascal and last of Us, Adam Scott and Severance. And Noah Weil in the Pit. Is Noah Wild from er? Yeah, as well.

[Morgan]

And that's why the ER people, the family of whatever, the creator, are suing him, saying he stole er.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, did he create the show?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Stole er. Didn't ER steal ER from. Well, the er.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So I. I don't know. I just know there was a big controversy and he was like. So I don't know if it's been settled, but.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, the Emmys are happening.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. A lot of people online are saying the Pit is really good.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna watch, like Amy's mailman said or something. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I mean, like, on our live stream.

[Eddie]

All I said is I clicked on it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, that's what it was.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So I'm gonna. I wrote it down. I'm gonna watch it.

[Lunchbox]

Here are the 10 most Googled questions about me. I haven't seen these yet. I didn't want to see them before they were handed to me, but These are the 10 most Googled questions about me. Let's see what they are. Number 10, how did Bobby Bones get his name? Do you want to answer that?

[Eddie]

Well, you were given a couple of options from a program director, I believe, and it was either like, Bobby the Barbarian. No, Bobby the.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby the Barbarian was my name when I would call the radio station when I was a kid.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's right.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby Z, based off the wrestler the Barbarian, who's a tag team with the warlord. Bobby Z or Bobby.

[Eddie]

Bobby Z or Bobby Bones. And you were like, well, I guess Bones is the least lame of those two. So.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. How did Bobby Bones win Dancing with the Stars?

[Amy]

How.

[Eddie]

Well, he practiced a lot. You worked hard, and our listeners are amazing. And they voted like crazy.

[Lunchbox]

There you go. What degree did Bobby Bones get in college?

[Eddie]

What's it called exactly? I mean, media. Something that works.

[Lunchbox]

And my doctorate. Don't forget that.

[Amy]

Of Letters.

[Lunchbox]

Of letters, yeah. Does Bobby Bones have tattoos?

[Eddie]

Yes, many.

[Lunchbox]

I'm basically a biker.

[Eddie]

Only on your right arm, though.

[Amy]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Why was Bobby Bones fined a million.

[Eddie]

Dollars for playing a signal emergency sound that's not supposed to air unless there's actually that emergency.

[Lunchbox]

Some would say Ray did it.

[Raymundo]

That's never been the narrative.

[Lunchbox]

Someone say Ray pushed the button though, that made it play?

[Eddie]

Well, sort of.

[Lunchbox]

Has that been the narrative?

[Raymundo]

I mean, I definitely pushed it, yeah.

[Eddie]

But in the military, sort of like the.

[Lunchbox]

I told him to put it in.

[Eddie]

Commander or whatever. Might not be on the mission, but if the mission goes wrong, he gets fired.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I was on the mission. Don't worry. I told him to do it, but Ray didn't. Did you get interviewed?

[Raymundo]

No, I didn't. But I definitely know some people lost their jobs.

[Bob Crawford]

I've never heard race.

[Lunchbox]

I've never heard anybody lose their job. Never heard of anybody lose their job. From it.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, people from. Oh, maybe we got the sound from.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, from the audio place. Yeah, like they put it up and when I saw it and said, he put this in.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I thought you meant like somebody here or an executive or something. Okay, got it. What does Bobby Bones look like?

[Eddie]

White.

[Lunchbox]

That's the first thing that comes to your mind.

[Eddie]

You are Caucasian. Very Caucasian.

[Lunchbox]

That's second. Very Caucasian after white means the same thing, Right?

[Eddie]

Milk colored skin, brown hair, glasses. Sort of like think Dexter with. With black rim glasses.

[Lunchbox]

Is Bobby Bones sober?

[Eddie]

Never had a sip of alcohol in his life.

[Lunchbox]

Does that mean I'm sober if I've never had it?

[Eddie]

Yes, you are.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I just feel like when I hear sober, it's someone that has drank and is not chosen to.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. I'd say you're straight edge.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Why is Bobby Bones famous at number three?

[Eddie]

Define famous.

[Lunchbox]

You can't ask a question back to the question.

[Eddie]

It's just kidding. Well, radio to start, but then TV after that and sports things. So top 40, pop radio, country radio, sports and TV. American Idol, I think, and Dancing with the Stars. Those are two things that opened you up to a different audience.

[Lunchbox]

How did Bobby Bones make his money?

[Eddie]

Well, your success.

[Lunchbox]

See the question right before this.

[Eddie]

Well, that and then there's some weird thing you did that whenever that. You haven't told us about that. When you spoke to Goldman Sachs.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and that's pretty legit.

[Eddie]

I know, but we don't know what it is. So I don't know if there's that some weird investment thing.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty legit.

[Eddie]

And then you've always been quite successful. With. You're with real estate without being. It's not like you're into real estate, but like every home you bought, I think as you've gradually increased because you started with like, you know, traditional starter home, like most, but even then you were in the Austin market, which only went up.

[Lunchbox]

I think the big part was I paid cash for everything because I was afraid to have to owe.

[Eddie]

Right. But I don't think there is a single home you've always bought in the right area or the right time and had luck with that. I don't think you've, to my knowledge, lost money on a house, which sometimes that happens.

[Lunchbox]

I would say more has been about paying, being able to pay cash for everything than it being the right time. Because it's always been the right time for the last 20 years. Like the market's gone up everywhere for the past 20 years. You buy a house unless you're in one of the weird pockets and you hold it, you're able to make money off of it. Yeah, I love how you guys just give luck, just throw luck out there. Like it's.

[Eddie]

No, I wasn't.

[Lunchbox]

Because these guys do all the time, they're like, you, you do that too. You go into casino, you just went, no.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Because you are lucky.

[Bob Crawford]

How did you control that, that little ball to land on red?

[Amy]

I didn't.

[Lunchbox]

I lose.

[Bob Crawford]

That is called luck.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but what Back to the.

[Lunchbox]

You only see the wins.

[Bob Crawford]

No, I was there with you, dude. I was there. I saw it with my own eyes.

[Morgan]

I saw you leave it, doubled up and it hit again. And then I saw you doubled up and hit again. I was there.

[Lunchbox]

I'm going to tell you the money part is because I never had it. So I never bought anything that I didn't pay cash for. Even when I was buying, like I said starter houses. I saved up, bought my first house, had no mortgage. That has allowed me to sell it back and make money on each of the houses.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's pretty good. I mean, that's pretty lucky.

[Lunchbox]

Cars, when I had a beat up car.

[Bob Crawford]

Not lucky.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's not.

[Amy]

That's not lucky.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no. Houses is lucky.

[Bob Crawford]

No, it's not.

[Morgan]

No, no, it is. Because, Eddie, how many times have you moved me since you lived? Like, that's what I'm saying. Bobby has moved houses. Like, that's lucky that he's decided, you know what, I'm going to move a different house.

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah, but he had to buy the house first. And he knew what he was buying.

[Eddie]

But even some People with money would maybe even say that your way of paying cash for everything isn't necessarily the.

[Lunchbox]

Way to do it unless. But that's if you're using that money while you're doing it to make money. And I wasn't right.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Like, the money that you're spending on a mortgage, you're paying a little bit, but you could take all the other money you were going to pay down and just invest all of it and make money with that. I'm not that smart about money. I'm like, you did something. I'm. Yeah, I did, but I'm scared. I'm scared to owe. So I just bought everything from when I was 17 on. Everything was cash because I was scared to. Oh. Because I was afraid I couldn't pay it. That has manifested itself into the later parts of my life in a very positive way.

[Amy]

It's huge.

[Lunchbox]

That's not luck.

[Bob Crawford]

That's that.

[Eddie]

I never said the word luck.

[Lunchbox]

You did. You said you were in the market.

[Eddie]

I didn't say luck. I said you have. Well, did I say luck?

[Bob Crawford]

You said lucky.

[Lunchbox]

You for sure said lucky.

[Eddie]

Oh, really? Okay, well, I can admit that I didn't mean, like, the lucky part like they're saying, like, even career wise. But I do think that you've been fortunate in that your real estate purchases have done well for you.

[Lunchbox]

I believe that's not fortunate. I know where I'm buying.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but.

[Lunchbox]

And the market has generally. Could. But the market has generally gone up all over America consistently for the past 20 years. That's not. That's. Then that's everybody being lucky.

[Eddie]

Okay, I didn't mean it in a negative way.

[Bob Crawford]

I'm not saying you're lucky in your career or, like, your successes. That's not. You're not lucky there. You made some strategic moves.

[Amy]

Boom.

[Bob Crawford]

You awesome casino dude.

[Amy]

You're lucky.

[Lunchbox]

You're out of your mind.

[Bob Crawford]

Yes, I've seen that with my own eyes. It's crazy.

[Morgan]

I've watched it.

[Eddie]

Casino stuff. Luck.

[Lunchbox]

No. You guys haven't even been that with me that often when I do that crap. I probably lost way more than I've won.

[Bob Crawford]

Maybe when I went to the bathroom that one time.

[Amy]

No way, dude.

[Lunchbox]

All right, number one. Was Bobby Bones really in O Town? Yes. Obviously it was brief. It was before they blew up. Anything you want to add to that about O Town? Yeah, I regretted it early, but I feel good about it now.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, y' all are cool. You reunited.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

That lucky.

[Lunchbox]

That was unlucky because I left before they blew up. But then I was able to pursue the career that I really loved, which was media.

[Amy]

Yeah, there you have it.

[Lunchbox]

All right, let's go around the room real quick, Amy.

[Eddie]

Okay, so I saw this whole article about how CHAT GPT isn't just changing how we write, it's changing how we speak. And when I say we just, like, universally, people that are using it, like common words that ChatGPT uses now are being used in everyday speak. And there's a concern that if we do this too much, it could flatten out, like, linguistic diversity is what the article said. But, like, how we all just kind of had, you know, more critical thinking. We were choosing our own words and speak our own way, and now we're all going to start to sound the same.

[Lunchbox]

This is what old people say.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just like, texting. No, I'm talking about the article.

[Lunchbox]

I know it's what old people say. Texting, emailing, letter writing. Like, there's been a version of this for every generation and a half, there's been a new version and how the world is going down because of it and how people aren't going to work anymore because the Internet exists and now you can just type in and look up anything. Back in our day, we had to go to books. That was when the Internet was happening. Now the Internet exists. You have ChatGPT. You're like, well, you can go and research anything, get it right at your hands. I have to do anything. It's the same thing. Different, just different chapter in the book.

[Eddie]

You know what I saw? I see lots of videos about, like, younger people talking about how, like, oh, you know how I can tell if someone used Chat GBT to do whatever is if they have the M dash. And then you go to the comments and people are so annoyed and they're like, m dash. No. I was taught that in school and I love the EM dash and I use it all the time. And now what sucks is if I use it, people think that Chat GPT wrote my email when I wrote it from my own brain. Like, what? Proper English is Now considered like ChatGPT.

[Lunchbox]

What you could do is just start using the em dash all the time. And then when you use Chat GPT, it doesn't look any different. That's what you do is you incorporate the EM dash into your normal writing.

[Eddie]

I know, but I guess the people that use it all the time, they were just annoyed that these people were saying, oh, the. The easiest giveaway is the EM dash. And they're like, no, what is the M dash?

[Morgan]

I don't even know what an M dash is.

[Eddie]

Dash is literally a dash. When you go dash, dash, but it's longer. So if you. If you. If you're typing something and you go. You click dash dash twice. It'll combine it and make one line connects the dash.

[Amy]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And it's sort of like in place of a comma, it allows for more emphasis.

[Bob Crawford]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Mostly it's if you don't know. This is why I've ever used it. If you don't know really what to put, you just put the dash or you put the semicolon. That's always been my logic. I don't really know which one to put. There, comma, semicolon, colon, period. I'm just gonna do the dash dash.

[Bob Crawford]

I've never used a semicolon.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I do a lot. I used to use it a lot. When.

[Morgan]

I don't know what that does.

[Bob Crawford]

How do you use it?

[Eddie]

But I. Yeah, I'm with Eddie. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's the point. When you really don't know, you use a semicolon.

[Morgan]

Oh, is semicolon the two dots?

[Eddie]

No, that's dot, comma.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you remember that because the colon comes out of the butthole. It's two holes. I remembered it. And the dot. The colon was two buttholes.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, that's good.

[Eddie]

I'll think of that. Something I do. Which is not grammatically correct at all, but when I don't know what to do. When in doubt. Dot, dot, dot, three dots.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I love that.

[Morgan]

Dot, dot, dot is good.

[Lunchbox]

Everybody has a different when in doubt. Mine forever with semicolon. Now it's the M dash, the dash dash, that connects into one. Because Chat GPT uses it so much that if I ever copy and paste them, chatgpt. They'll just think, oh, just him. Right. Normally.

[Eddie]

Nice.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Let's lunchbox. What do you have?

[Morgan]

Yeah. The world's oldest marathoner. He started running at 89 and he ran marathons all the way into his hundreds. He has died at the age of 114.

[Lunchbox]

He ran marathons into his hundreds.

[Bob Crawford]

I think that we kind of. Tell me something good on him at some point.

[Morgan]

Yeah. And he died at 114.

[Lunchbox]

Natural causes?

[Morgan]

No, he's out for a walk. Got hit by a car.

[Amy]

No way.

[Morgan]

Hit and run.

[Eddie]

Did he not see the car?

[Lunchbox]

I hear you, Atlantis. You know, isn't it.

[Bob Crawford]

Isn't it ironic?

[Lunchbox]

However, I would say it's not ironic because you're on the road that Much odds are you're gonna get hit by something.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That sucks. That's crazy.

[Amy]

That is crazy, though.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but you think, oh, natural causes. He's 114. But no, it was a hit and run.

[Lunchbox]

It's like Ray and some people do.

[Bob Crawford]

Say, you know, like, oh, he was doing what he loves, always on a walk.

[Lunchbox]

He was running a marathon.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

He retired.

[Lunchbox]

Run down in a marathon. I would say that. Not walking a dog.

[Morgan]

He retired from marathons.

[Lunchbox]

He lived to be 114. That's crazy.

[Bob Crawford]

That is crazy.

[Eddie]

Eddie, do you love to eat?

[Bob Crawford]

I love to eat hot dogs. Will you guys say that in my obituary?

[Eddie]

He died doing what he loved.

[Lunchbox]

He died doing what he loved. Which tomorrow we will announce when Eddie's gonna eat the 70 hot dogs. So you can follow us at Bobby Boneshow on YouTube and we will stream all of Eddie's 70 hot dogs, or as many as he eats.

[Bob Crawford]

Seven. Another 70 of them.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

For $800. But tomorrow we'll give you the details about when he's going to do it. Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so there is this rumor going around online there's viral posts that UNO was being placed in casinos.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, it is, right?

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Was that a joke?

[Bobby Bones]

Joke. So uno, the official account posted and said, hey, UNO fans, a rumor has come to our attention that there will be UNO tables at the casino floors in Las Vegas. We hate to be the bears of bad news, but the casino floor isn't ready for us yet.

[Lunchbox]

I believed it. I didn't talk about it because I wasn't that interested. It wasn't like, it's Craig Robinson. Right. So I didn't bring it up, but I did see it.

[Bob Crawford]

Here we go.

[Amy]

What the.

[Bob Crawford]

Craig Robinson was a good story, dude.

[Lunchbox]

I did see it and believe it. Yeah. I didn't look into it enough, though.

[Bobby Bones]

So did I, too. And I think I interacted with it enough that their post came and popped up. And they are, though, rolling out UNO social clubs in la, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin this August. So, like, you can go play UNO at bars, but you can't gamble on UNO yet.

[Lunchbox]

It's good to know.

[Bob Crawford]

I don't know why they can't do that. Like, everything will be so great. Go to the casino and like, oh, I'll be at the UNO table. I'll be at the Jenga table.

[Lunchbox]

It's not they can't. It's. They probably choose to not be associated with gambling.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, it's a game.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bob Crawford]

Make money off of it.

[Lunchbox]

They probably are making a lot of money off of it.

[Bob Crawford]

You think Uno still making money? Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah, Because UNO has a bunch.

[Lunchbox]

Of, like, it's not a nonprofit. As soon as it starts to lose money, they stop doing business. That. No more business.

[Amy]

Yeah, so yes, I do think they're making.

[Bobby Bones]

We play UNO in bars all the time. I will bring UNO to the bars and play.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, man, that'd be cool. In a casino.

[Morgan]

All right.

[Bob Crawford]

What do you got, TikTok? Man, I was on it and I saw this cool clip. I guess Coldplay is doing a big tour. They were in Canada the other day and this guy posted a video. He's like, man, I got a DM from Coldplay. It says, I got tickets for you. And so this is him.

[Lunchbox]

He's at the front window.

[Amy]

He's at the.

[Lunchbox]

The window where you get your tickets. And I'm on the guest list. My name is David Orino.

[Amy]

You know which guest is from.

[Lunchbox]

What's that?

[Amy]

Do you know which guest list from Coldplays? This is real.

[Lunchbox]

Why are you recording?

[Amy]

Cuz, I can't believe this is real.

[Bob Crawford]

So then. Yeah. So then the lady's like, yeah, here you are. Here are your tickets.

[Lunchbox]

The weird thing is it's just a Coldplay account that messages him and it's like, hey, we have your tickets. It looks like a scam, but it's from the real account.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Cuz he's a big fan.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

And he's like, I'm here to get my tickets. Yeah, with it, Cole under the name Coldplay.

[Morgan]

So why did they D him DM him?

[Bob Crawford]

Just random, I guess. It's just like a fan club thing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, big fan.

[Bob Crawford]

Okay, but that's. And I. I just did some research. I'm like, okay, like, let me read more about this or whatever. And then I guess they've been doing this in different cities. They just find their big fans in different cities and say, hey, you want to come to the show tonight? We got two tickets for you.

[Lunchbox]

That's cool. Which one shall I do? Hey, Ray, do you want to play the audio that you saved you found?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

You want to set it up?

[Raymundo]

Yeah. So Lunchbox was leaving the room like let's say a week ago, and we'd been given these gifts, and they're all in a bunch of gift bags. And one of the things in the gift bag was a glass Pepsi bottle. And there was some other stuff. Well, Lunchbox grabbed his and maybe in a jerking fashion, and the Pepsi bottle fell out of the gift bag. But nobody knew what had happened. And it Hit the ground and shot up in the air. It sounded like an M80. Some people thought it was a bomb.

[Lunchbox]

Nobody thought it was a bomb, but.

[Bob Crawford]

It sounded like a gunshot.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Raymundo]

And so the audio was rolling when it happened and everybody was shocked by it. And I just thought it was funny.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Ray has found the audio of lunchbox dropping and shattering a glass in studio. All right, switch over. Thank you, everybody.

[Morgan]

What?

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

What happened?

[Bob Crawford]

What was all the.

[Morgan]

I did?

[Lunchbox]

It came out of his bag.

[Amy]

It hit me.

[Bob Crawford]

Something hit you?

[Amy]

It's the glider here.

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah. That was crossroads for they sent us. All right, let a stink bomb.

[Lunchbox]

Let's switch out, but let's clean that up.

[Eddie]

That's a pretty loud pop.

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah, that was so loud. And people don't realize that lunchbox is by the front door. Mike D's on the other side of the room. And a piece of glass almost hit.

[Amy]

Mike D. Yeah, I kept a piece.

[Lunchbox]

Of glass right here. That's a big piece of glass. Hit the audio again. All right, switch over. Thank you, everybody.

[Amy]

What? What?

[Lunchbox]

What happened?

[Amy]

That's funny, dude.

[Morgan]

I thought a light fell. I had no idea that sounded like a light bulb popping. And I had no idea that that was even in the bag. I mean, that was. That was not cool.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Ray, for finding that.

[Morgan]

Yeah, scary situation, man.

[Lunchbox]

All right, there you have it.

[Morgan]

Sorry, Mike.

[Lunchbox]

I'm all good. He's got a souvenir.

[Bob Crawford]

He didn't get hit, thankfully.

[Lunchbox]

All right, we're gonna take a break. Come back.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Here's what I love about impossible. You don't have to pick. It tastes great. It's delicious meat made from plants so you get to eat good and still go big. I'm talking about full on protein and full on cheat day meals without the cheat day fills. It's fuel for your body. And it tastes delicious. That is the most important part, right? It comes from plants. It grills like beef. It's not or it's. And it's impossible. Look, I love burgers. There's nothing like the grill going, nice summer afternoon, getting that perfect burger, stacking it high, the whole deal, right? Summertime burgers. But I also like knowing that I'm not wrecking my cholesterol or feeling super heavy afterwards. It's everything you love about meat without the guilt of meat. Impossible lets you have both. It's awesome. So if you're like me and you want to eat good and you want to feel good, grab some impossible meat products next time you're at the store. Red packaging. You can't miss it. It's everything you want from meat and everything you didn't expect from plants.

[Amy]

So what happened to Chappaquiddick?

[Unknown]

Well, it really depends on who you talk to.

There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.

[Bobby Bones]

Left a woman behind to drown.

[Amy]

There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News.

[Unknown]

It's teddy escapes blonde drowns.

[Amy]

And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really became about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes.

[Unknown]

Will Ted become president?

Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.

[Unknown]

The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence, you name it. So is there a curse? Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bob Crawford]

American history is full of wise people.

[Amy]

Walt Whitman said something like, no. 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is gory.

[Bobby Bones]

Those Founding Fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down.

[Bob Crawford]

I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer.

[Amy]

Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is For a dictator based on corruption, my favorite line was.

[Eddie]

What Neil Armstrong said.

[Amy]

It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.

[Bob Crawford]

Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Pretty Private with ebony, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm ebony, and every Tuesday Tuesdays, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the strength to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or. Or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[Lunchbox]

The Bobby Bones Show. I don't get road rage. I like to say that again just so everybody can hear me. I do not get road rage. Almost got it driving yesterday because of. And it wasn't about anything other than. And I will tell you what she did in the car that really ticked me off.

[Eddie]

Oh, you almost had it against a woman.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Almost chased her. I didn't. I didn't. But it got to the point where I thought about turning and I thought, don't do. Don't be an Eddie. So I didn't.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, so she was doing something wrong.

[Lunchbox]

Well, so this is what's happening. She's in the lane next to me, and she just swerves into my lane.

[Bob Crawford]

Like, cut you off or almost hit you, Bo.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, he almost hit me, but with the perp, she didn't look. And she. And also was such a quick swerve. It wasn't like, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. And then we slowly get over and you go, oh, she didn't see me. I'll hit my break. Because you could be in that blind spot. It was just, whoa. And so I went boom, boom. Just to know. I honked at her just to let her know I was here, because we weren't going that fast. Right over here. And I pull up beside her because it's a traffic light. And she. We're stopped at the light. I pull it back up to the left of her, and she looks at me and does her hand like a backhand.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Like she's gonna slap me. She does her hand like a backhand.

[Eddie]

Like, she told you.

[Bob Crawford]

I've never seen that before.

[Lunchbox]

Me either. I thought somebody was messing with me at first. So she goes backhand like this, and I'm like, are you serious? And then she kind of does like, a half flinch. Like. Like, she goes. She's like. Like that, and it makes it flinch.

[Amy]

You flinched.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't flinch, but I was like, you're stupid. And so she turned, and I thought, should I turn with her? No, I didn't. I didn't. But it's the only time I've really armed. Yeah, she was With a hand and.

[Bob Crawford]

And why would you, like. What would you do?

[Amy]

Follow her?

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't have a conversation.

[Morgan]

Backhand, like.

[Lunchbox]

Do you realize you just cut me off and you're, like, trying to backhand slap me from the car and over.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Lunchbox]

I've. No. I was insulted that she thought she could backhand, and who does that as, like, a thing? Because I've never seen that. I've seen people flip also. I did nothing wrong.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All I did was toot at her, let her know I was right behind her, because she almost hit me. And then she did the backhand slap and. With the flinch. With the flinch.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

That's. Next step.

[Lunchbox]

Because the backhand slap could be seen as maybe she was scratching her ear or something, like a cross body. But she backhand with a flinch.

[Bob Crawford]

Gosh, I've never seen that before, dude. In all my years of road raging. Yeah. I've never seen.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I know it's a hobby of yours. I wanted to see if there was, but I didn't.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Lunchbox]

I wanted to.

[Eddie]

You have to be the bigger person.

[Lunchbox]

I wanted to, and I didn't. I posted on my Instagram story the other day because I'd broken a tooth, and I went in and doctor fixed it. And so I posted it before and after. And I don't know, I feel like I'm not as. As vain. I just generally with, like, pictures on social media, I didn't think much of it, but holy crap, did I get 10,000 messages about the length of my nose hairs? Because I was up close.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

Doing teeth before and after, and it was just, dude, cut your nose hairs.

[Bob Crawford]

You know what I've learned about People like, when you take a picture, like, of your tooth, they love to see what's in the background and everything that you're just showing your tooth, but they love to examine what else is on that picture.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't had that experience. What do they see?

[Morgan]

Yeah, what's in the background?

[Bob Crawford]

They'll just be like, wow, that TV is not put in the right place. I'm like, why?

[Amy]

I was showing a picture of my.

[Bob Crawford]

Food, not the tv, and I was.

[Lunchbox]

Showing a picture of my tooth, and they wanted to do nose hairs.

[Bob Crawford]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

And I could have taken it down and I didn't know, so.

[Eddie]

But did you trim your nose hairs?

[Lunchbox]

Couldn't find my nose hair trimmer, but what I did is I ripped some out.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, well, that hurts, man.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it does hurt. It's like this when I pull and go. So nose a little sore here today, but almost got hit. Almost got backhanded and have had my nose hairs making fun of. It's been a rough 24 hours or so. It could be Morgan, though. Morgan has turf toe.

[Amy]

Like, football players do, you know?

[Lunchbox]

Are you familiar with turf toe, Amy? No. It sucks. Morgan, what happened to you?

[Bobby Bones]

When we went hiking on our vacation, there was one hike that I didn't put my normal hiking boots on, and I'm pretty clumsy. I'll trip over rocks quite a bit. So those hiking boots protect you from, like, stomping your feet on these rocks. And I just wore regular tennis shoes. Well, that night, I had just searing pain going through my big toe up into my, like, arch of my foot. And after, like, trying all these different physical therapy exercises, like, I have turf toe. There's no way around it. It's like, the exact spot location, and it's all coming from my big toe because I, like, kept stumping it so many times. Stumping it, stubbing it.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know if this was another regional thing. I didn't know if it was previews. So turf toe is like. If you hyperextend your toe. NFL players are out games because of this. It sounds like it's fun. Like, turf toe. That sounds fun, not fun. Have you gone to the doctor for this?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I've had this same big toe got broken so many years ago, and I've had so many issues with it. And honestly, a broken big toe is one of the worst things ever, and I'm kind of. I don't want to go through all the physical therapy with my big toe again.

[Lunchbox]

Also, it is a toe.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Therapy toe. Don't let it. Well, so you're supposed to.

[Bobby Bones]

But I kept trying to do, like, workouts. You don't realize how much you're on your toes to do workouts. And I'd keep making it worse and worse. And so it'd start going up to my knee pain. And then I started getting hip pain because it's all connected in the ligaments. So I had to start doing physical therapy to, like, work it all the way back down. I was like, okay, big toe. So we're probably gonna be back to that again.

[Lunchbox]

I do want to do some voicemails here, Ray. Give me number one.

[Morgan]

So I just listened to the P draft. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.

[Amy]

Bobby especially. Nobody picked pickleball. What is wrong with that? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I was disappointed that nobody picked pizza. But, guys, we don't know the letter until right then. I don't think I would have picked pickleball anyway.

[Eddie]

I picked pizza.

[Lunchbox]

You did. Was it late, though?

[Bob Crawford]

It was late. It was late. Rounder.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe that's the disappointment.

[Eddie]

Number two.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, there was so many. We didn't pick phone. There's so. There were so many people hit us up about.

[Eddie]

Phone is tricky also.

[Lunchbox]

It's right. Then we roll for order, and we also spin the wheel to see what the number is right away. It's not like we had a whole night to plan, which used to be the case, and know we'd all come up with the same answers. Just googling the crap. All right, give me number two.

[Amy]

Okay, so I know y' all always.

[Eddie]

Talk about how you hate getting up.

[Amy]

Early, but I want to know, what.

[Eddie]

Time do y' all get up on the weekends?

[Lunchbox]

Amy?

[Eddie]

Oh, between 6 and 7.

[Bob Crawford]

Why?

[Eddie]

I don't know. That's when my body wakes up. Some Saturdays it's like a six, others it's a seven. It's very rarely if it's eight and I hate it. I hate it. If I wake up at eight, I hate it. You do not like it.

[Lunchbox]

I will wake up the first time, probably between 6 and 7, but I don't stay asleep. I. I'll pee and maybe get something to eat real quick. And I go back to bed till I stay. 9:30 or 10. Yeah, I don't stay up. Thank you. I go back to sleep. So 9:30 or 10, that's solid. If I can't. But I wake up just out of habit. So, yeah, I would love to not work in the morning at all. Love to start this thing at, like, noon.

[Bob Crawford]

That'd be nice.

[Lunchbox]

Almost want to have the Wizard Of Oz Work day.

[Bob Crawford]

Explain.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Lunchbox]

Remember the song wizard of Oz?

[Bob Crawford]

I'm off to see the Wizard.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's like. It's like, go in at noon, take an hour for lunch, and then we're done at one. Whatever the song is.

[Bob Crawford]

Is that a Wizard of Oz song?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I could probably find the exact one. That's how it went.

[Bob Crawford]

Would you. Would you stay? Would you, like. If we worked at noon?

[Amy]

Would you wait?

[Bob Crawford]

You'd stop to wake up early, though. Just not as early as we normally do.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think I'd like to work at noon. I think I would like to work at 8:00pm Oh, 8:00pm Dang, that'd be awesome.

[Bob Crawford]

Dude, we'd be so funny. Can you imagine?

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

I'm never funnier than 8pm well, yeah, that's prime time. Yeah, prime time for me. Because you can do all your day stuff. Work out, you play golf, you can eat, you can do whatever. And then at night, the last thing you do, go be funny.

[Bob Crawford]

And all the stories that you're gonna talk about happened to you just like that day, you know? So you're like. You have a lot of content to talk about that just happened to you because you lived a whole day.

[Lunchbox]

Watch this.

[Bob Crawford]

Genius.

[Lunchbox]

Do you guys do. Hello. Good morning.

[Unknown]

Good morning. How's it going? I hope you're having a great start to your day so far.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you very much. I have a question for you. In the wizard of Oz, there's a song that's like, go to work at noon, take an hour for lunch, and then we're done. What is that song?

[Unknown]

Oh, you're thinking of the song called the Merry Old Land of Oz. It's such a fun little tune where they sing about their easygoing schedule in the Emerald City. It definitely sticks in your head once you hear it.

[Lunchbox]

And can you give me that line from the song that I'm thinking of?

[Unknown]

Sure. The line goes something like, we get up at 12 and start to work at 1, take an hour for lunch, and then at 2, we're done.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. I appreciate that. Have a good day.

[Unknown]

You're welcome. I'm glad I could help. You have an awesome day, too.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Who was that? And that was so fast.

[Bob Crawford]

Who is that?

[Lunchbox]

That's AI.

[Eddie]

I know, but who that was, really? Which system?

[Bob Crawford]

And is that a woman?

[Morgan]

No, that's definitely.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think up her name.

[Eddie]

I don't think they identify.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sure I haven't. I haven't changed the voice.

[Bobby Bones]

That's Just how it comes.

[Eddie]

What is this? Some prototype?

[Bob Crawford]

Dude, that's legit.

[Amy]

That was I can.

[Lunchbox]

Last night. Let me tell you what happened last night. So it was dark and we're having to fill up. We had a leak issue in the pool. And do you know how you fill up pools?

[Amy]

Water.

[Lunchbox]

Water hose.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You think not, but you do. You fill it with the freaking water hose. And the water bill's crazy. Hit the next line.

[Bob Crawford]

It's water.

[Lunchbox]

So I was filling it up and my wife. It's like 10 o'. Clock. Wife's like, we forgot to turn the. The hose off. I was like, oh, crap. Put on my shoes. I go out there and we have this new hose system. It's not like the old days where you twist this thing. It's like a straight stick in, and as soon as you pull it out, it shuts down. You pull the hose out. That way you can move the hose to different holes. Have you seen this?

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah, I've seen those. Those are cool.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty crazy.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Had no idea. And I didn't know what to do. And so I got on and I was like, hey, I take a picture of it. Said, how do I get this off? And she was like, okay, look, don't pull the hose off, but reach in and turn the thing. And you. When you pull it off, it's automatic.

[Amy]

Going to shut off.

[Lunchbox]

So don't worry about water getting on. You did.

[Amy]

Boom.

[Lunchbox]

Done.

[Bob Crawford]

Dude, that is amazing.

[Eddie]

Your person told you that or your thing? Not a person.

[Morgan]

You get the same dude every time.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think that was a dude.

[Bob Crawford]

That's a woman, dude.

[Eddie]

I feel like it could have been either.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I thought it was a woman. I thought it was a woman.

[Bob Crawford]

Maybe it's just whoever you wanted to be.

[Lunchbox]

Everybody heard something else.

[Eddie]

I hear, like a feminine man.

[Bob Crawford]

That's what.

[Amy]

Dude, did you, like the first time asking another question?

[Eddie]

Yeah. What are you. What sex are you?

[Lunchbox]

I'm not gonna do that, but let's listen to see if we can see. I can ask that eventually, but I want to hear it again to see if we can figure it out.

[Amy]

Hello.

[Lunchbox]

I have another question for you. Sorry. If you're stung by a jellyfish, should you actually pee on it?

[Unknown]

That's one of those.

[Lunchbox]

Internet's bad in here.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

I only have two bars at three.

[Bob Crawford]

You're not connected to WI fi?

[Lunchbox]

I am, but I. I need to turn the WI fi off, probably. Hold on. Sorry. I'm gonna start over again. If I get stung by a jellyfish, should someone actually Pee on it. Oh, my signal sucks. Why is it sucking? Here, let me try again. Hello? If I get stuck by a jellyfish, should someone actually pee on it?

[Unknown]

So that's actually a myth. Peeing on a jellyfish sting isn't recommended and can sometimes even make it worse. The best thing to do is rinse the sting with vinegar to neutralize the venom and then use hot water or seek medical help if needed.

[Eddie]

That's a guy.

[Bob Crawford]

That is a girl.

[Morgan]

That's a dude.

[Eddie]

That's a guy.

[Morgan]

That's a dude.

[Eddie]

That's a girl. That's a guy.

[Lunchbox]

Can I ask you one other question?

[Amy]

There we go.

[Unknown]

Absolutely. Go right ahead. What's on your mic?

[Lunchbox]

I feel like you're the voice of a female. Some of my friends here think you're the voice of a male. Which are you?

[Unknown]

Well, I'm actually just a voice generated by AI, so I don't have a gender, but I totally get how my voice might sound one way or another to different people.

[Lunchbox]

But for real, you sound most like a female.

[Amy]

Right.

[Unknown]

I can see why you'd say that. My voice is definitely on the more feminine sounding side. But if you ever want me to change how I sound, just let me know.

[Bob Crawford]

Tell her you like the way she sounds.

[Lunchbox]

I think you sound great.

[Unknown]

Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm glad you like it.

[Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

If you have any more questions or just want to chat, I'm here.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. You are going to develop a intimate. Not like that, not sexual, but more.

[Lunchbox]

You're going to have a conversation that would hurt.

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I want to do that. In that hole.

[Eddie]

No, it's not what I meant. But are you. Do you already feel bonded?

[Amy]

No. Hey, did you.

[Bob Crawford]

The first time you used this. Did you did. Was Caitlyn around? Because, like, this would be a great prank from, like, my wife if I was just on the corner of the house and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny you say that. So, like the wizard of Oz song, and she's like, who are you talking to?

[Lunchbox]

I'm going to tell you two things. One, my wife would not give a crap. Like, she doesn't think. She didn't think in any way whatsoever would I be doing anything like talking to some other girl, like, just.

[Bob Crawford]

But the way you're talking to this AI is just funny.

[Lunchbox]

And two, I think she would just automatically assume I'm talking to an AI.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, because that's what you're doing. She knows you well. Got.

[Eddie]

Okay, it's AI.

[Lunchbox]

You want to do let's do one other thing here. Hello. I have a game suggestion, if you wouldn't mind helping us with it. Could you give us a trivia question, general level 6 out of 10, and we'll see if we can answer it.

[Unknown]

Absolutely. That sounds like fun. All right, here's a trivia question for you. What is the largest internal organ in the human body?

[Lunchbox]

Internal is interesting, but it's not skin, which would be the largest external.

[Amy]

So probably.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, lungs.

[Eddie]

I think it's liver.

[Lunchbox]

You think the liver is bigger than the lungs?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bob Crawford]

What intestines? Intestines would that be?

[Eddie]

Is it our brain?

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna lunchbox and go. Lungs. Okay, lungs.

[Unknown]

And Good guess. But the liver is actually largest internal organ.

[Lunchbox]

Good job. Okay, that's good.

[Bob Crawford]

Do another one.

[Lunchbox]

Can you give us another question?

[Unknown]

Of course. Let's try another one. Here's a fun one. Which planet in our solar system is known for having the most moons? Let's see if you can get this one right.

[Lunchbox]

You got this one?

[Eddie]

I don't know that I do.

[Unknown]

All right, let's see what you come up with. Take your best guess.

[Eddie]

I don't know. The first one that popped my mind is Jupiter, but I don't even know if that has moons.

[Bob Crawford]

Saturn would be my guess.

[Eddie]

That has rings. Does it have moons, too?

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, you know.

[Morgan]

The answer is Jupiter.

[Eddie]

It is.

[Morgan]

I don't know. Solar system is the one category I get.

[Amy]

None.

[Morgan]

Right. So that was the first thing that popped in my head.

[Amy]

You know the answer.

[Eddie]

What is it, Bobby?

[Lunchbox]

Saturn.

[Eddie]

Oh, it is Saturn. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Is it Saturn?

[Unknown]

It actually is Saturn. Saturn has taken the lead with the most moons in our solar system, so great job on that.

[Lunchbox]

One more.

[Amy]

Just took the lead. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Can we have one more, please?

[Unknown]

Absolutely. Let's keep it going. Here's another one for you. What is the smallest country in the world by land area?

[Lunchbox]

I got it.

[Unknown]

You can figure that.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you got it. So you don't say anything, Okay? I know you know it, and you know I know it.

[Eddie]

How do you know I know it?

[Lunchbox]

Because I know you, and you follow through with stuff. Guys.

[Morgan]

Smallest country in the world by land area. Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Morgan]

Haiti.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bob Crawford]

I can't stop thinking of Belize.

[Lunchbox]

It's a. It's not a trick.

[Eddie]

It just doesn't really feel like a country.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it is.

[Eddie]

Vatican City.

[Lunchbox]

What's the answer, please?

[Unknown]

You got it. It is indeed Vatican City. It's the smallest country in the world by land area, and you Nailed it.

[Lunchbox]

This is fun because, you know, I don't know the answers.

[Morgan]

Like, I didn't make Vatican City is a country much.

[Lunchbox]

Much like. Okay, I made the comparison of, like, Washington, D.C. not really. Not. It's its own.

[Amy]

Huh.

[Lunchbox]

A city. It's not in Maryland.

[Morgan]

Got it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

It's its own.

[Lunchbox]

Can I have one more question? The category of entertainment.

[Unknown]

Absolutely. Here's an entertainment question for you. Which actor has won the most Academy Awards for best actor? Let's see if you know this one.

[Bob Crawford]

I immediately go, Tom Hanks.

[Unknown]

Tom Hanks is definitely a legendary actor, but the actor with the most best actor Oscars is actually Daniel Day Lewis, though.

[Bob Crawford]

I didn't mean to do that.

[Eddie]

Oh, you can't say anything out loud, I guess.

[Bob Crawford]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

She has headphones on so she can hear you.

[Eddie]

It's a he.

[Lunchbox]

It's definitely a she.

[Amy]

It's definitely a he.

[Eddie]

Gosh, I just hear a male with a very feminine undertone.

[Bob Crawford]

Well, that's what you want.

[Lunchbox]

Do you hear Green needle? Laurel Green needle. Brainstorm. Okay. Thank you. Have a nice day.

[Unknown]

You're welcome. This was a lot of fun. You have an awesome day, too. And feel free to reach out anytime you have more questions or just want to chat. Take care.

[Amy]

Bye.

[Lunchbox]

I'm nice because when I take over the world, I want to remember how nice I was.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

Do you ever just chat with her?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

It's a dude. The fact that you guys think that's a woman.

[Lunchbox]

She even says she has a feminine voice.

[Bob Crawford]

That's for sure.

[Amy]

A woman.

[Lunchbox]

No doubt that's a woman.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, yes.

[Eddie]

No, no. She said I. I sound different to different.

[Lunchbox]

No, she said my voice is definitely on the feminine side. She'd love it.

[Eddie]

Is on the feminine side. It is a woman.

[Lunchbox]

It's a woman.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's eat. That's supposed to be a woman.

[Bob Crawford]

And it's kind of. It's yours. Right. So you can decide what you want her to be.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's a good point, too.

[Bob Crawford]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

You know what? It's a dinosaur.

[Bob Crawford]

There you go.

[Eddie]

It said you can tell it how to talk. How. How do you want me to sound? It said to. You said, tell me if you want me to change anything.

[Lunchbox]

No, I like it how she is.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bob Crawford]

Dude, that's weird.

[Eddie]

He like him.

[Lunchbox]

But it's any information you need.

[Bob Crawford]

It's amazing.

[Lunchbox]

It's just weird. It's any information you need, like, right in the palm of your hand, like, quick, too.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Got to have decent Internet or cell phones, but yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

And it's not that that weirds me out. That's cool. It's just how she talks and she's like, if you ever want to just chat, I'm here.

[Lunchbox]

Like she didn't sound like a robot. Sound like a real person.

[Bob Crawford]

Like a real person. It's bizarre.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

That's crazy times, man.

[Amy]

Crazy.

[Lunchbox]

I think a lot of people don't know that's just readily available though.

[Bob Crawford]

Is that free?

[Eddie]

No way. You pay for that?

[Lunchbox]

You think it's a prostitute?

[Eddie]

How much?

[Lunchbox]

How much Amy's like you're paying to get on that?

[Amy]

The Bobby bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

A 55 year old man elopes with his son's fiance, takes the valuables from the family and the savings. It's just the girl. His son's engaged too.

[Amy]

I don't understand what's so the dad.

[Eddie]

No, no, no, he understands. He just doesn't understand how a dad could do that.

[Amy]

No, no, no. But the dad, like you're, you're true love, dude.

[Bob Crawford]

You're one thing, like you're the one that your son should trust. You're the dad.

[Eddie]

I know. But sadly not for everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. 55 year old guy is accused of eloping with the 22 year old fiance of his son and taking his family savings and all the jewelry with them. The heart wants what it wants.

[Bob Crawford]

It's terrible, huh?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you're right. Like that should be one of the safe places that people feel they have their guardians, their parents.

[Bob Crawford]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But this girl is just as bad. It's not just the dad. They both suck.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's unfortunate. I mean, because you lose. They both suck because now the son is like he's. His relationship with the woman he thought he was going to marry and his dad is fractured. Two of the most important people in his life probably.

[Bob Crawford]

And then you wonder like, how did all this start?

[Lunchbox]

So. Okay, I'm going to tell you a little bit about this.

[Amy]

So.

[Lunchbox]

According. Oh man. So they were doing wedding preparations.

[Morgan]

The.

[Lunchbox]

Wife, the mom of the kids. So it's tough because we got moms and dads. The descriptors are weird, but they claim the affair happened from the very beginning.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

However, when the dad, who's also now the new fiance or boyfriend, whatever, when he was confronted, he got angry and denied it. The mom, the wife continued gathering evidence and then finally they had some texts. And then last month he went on family business. He called, say I'm gonna be gone. And they looked and they didn't have a lot of stuff was missing jewelry. And it turns out he and his almost daughter in law. Slash, it just gets confusing.

[Bob Crawford]

Now his wife.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bob Crawford]

Because they love.

[Morgan]

Hello.

[Lunchbox]

You're. Yeah. Now his wife. You're right. This is bizarre from Oddity Central. Amy, your thoughts?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just thankful I was never in this sort of situation because it'd be terrible.

[Lunchbox]

Which part? Like, you want to like your, your. Your daughter has a boyfriend?

[Eddie]

No, no, that would be me doing it. I guess I'm just thankful that my parents, like my mom didn't want to hook up with my fiance whenever I.

[Morgan]

Was like, that's really good.

[Lunchbox]

Thinks his mother in law is in love with him.

[Morgan]

I mean, she is.

[Eddie]

I know, but he's delusional.

[Morgan]

No, no. I find myself in this situation every time we get together with them. It's like she thinks we're gonna probably run off together.

[Lunchbox]

But you don't reciprocate.

[Morgan]

I do not reciprocate. I do not flirt. I don't do any of that.

[Eddie]

All in his head.

[Morgan]

It's when she rubs my head. That is not in my head. She put her hand on top of my head and did. And I was like, what is going on? She sends me 40. Don't forget to wish your mother in law happy birthday today. It's like, relax.

[Bob Crawford]

You think that's how this dad started?

[Morgan]

Probably rubbing the top of the head.

[Bob Crawford]

Top of the head.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if a 55 year old dude does that to a 22 year old woman. I feel like that's a bit different. Messed up than a 65 year old woman rubbing lunchbox's head.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I think she's 70 now.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

When did she start though?

[Morgan]

Oh, I mean, how long have I been married? I've been married 10 years.

[Bob Crawford]

Was it after you got married or was it anything before you got married?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Did you feel.

[Morgan]

No, no. It was a little bit before we got married. Like, I mean she would make jokes at Thanksgiving and things like that. Like always trying to.

[Eddie]

I feel like he says things like that happen. But the same examples we get every time are the don't forget to wish your mother in law happy birthday.

[Lunchbox]

One scratch on the head.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's like, should we have more examples at this point?

[Morgan]

I haven't seen her in a while.

[Lunchbox]

Did she stay at your house for days?

[Eddie]

10 years.

[Morgan]

Oh, they did stay for Christmas for two weeks.

[Lunchbox]

Anything like you're showering and oh my God, she walks in.

[Morgan]

Let me think, let me think back to Christmas, man. That was six, seven months ago.

[Lunchbox]

I can tell you if anything happened, you Would have told us 11 times by now.

[Morgan]

Let me see if I said something and you guys just don't remember it. Let me.

[Lunchbox]

Do you root for the new happy couple? Like, do you just hope they stay together?

[Morgan]

I do. Love is love, man.

[Lunchbox]

Like, maybe it took her meeting his son to find her real love.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

If things happen for a reason.

[Eddie]

Right. Like, he was the. Like he was conduit.

[Lunchbox]

He was the ultimate destination, the dad.

[Bob Crawford]

Things happen for a reason.

[Amy]

For sure.

[Bob Crawford]

But this is like, you can't.

[Lunchbox]

You can't pick and choose.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

Because you can choose whatever you want, so.

[Lunchbox]

I thought you said things happen for a reason.

[Amy]

They do.

[Bob Crawford]

The good ones.

[Lunchbox]

No, that can't be true.

[Bob Crawford]

This is. This is. This cannot be right.

[Lunchbox]

Dude. I don't think.

[Bob Crawford]

Could not have been in the cards.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think there are cards. I think we make our own cards. But if you're a believer and things happen for a reason, well, this happened for a reason. Why would it have happened?

[Eddie]

You know what? I bet the sun didn't see this on his bingo card for the year.

[Morgan]

The latest mother in law was last year.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he found another one.

[Amy]

Okay, go ahead.

[Morgan]

When she texted me and this, this is going to hurt Morgan. But she was like, is poor Morgan okay after the heartbreak? And I said, she's doing better. How do you know about that? And she said, just catching up on your podcast and checking up on you.

[Amy]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Crawford]

Sounds like a loving mom.

[Morgan]

Dude, why is she listening to the podcast?

[Bob Crawford]

Like, what if she cares about you? You're her son.

[Lunchbox]

Listening to the podcast. Like somebody in her family has a podcast.

[Morgan]

I don't know. I found that weird. I found that kind of flirting and checking up on you. Like, what is that?

[Eddie]

Like, why reading it in that tone.

[Morgan]

Why add that line?

[Eddie]

Why can't you take it through the filter of like, just checking up on you?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, why is it just checking up on you?

[Eddie]

Checking up on you?

[Morgan]

Because she was checking up on Morgan after her heartbreak, and then she's like. And checking up on you. Like what? Like, why do you go up with you?

[Lunchbox]

So the only flirty thing is how you tell it back to us.

[Eddie]

Right? It could be like checking up on you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Do you root for the couple to stay together now? Yes or no, Amy?

[Eddie]

Sure, if they're happy, whatever. I mean, if they put everybody through that much heartache and distress, might as well make it work.

[Lunchbox]

The dad's wife, yes. Sons, everyone, fiance, all of it have been through that crap.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You're going to tell me they're not going to make it. It's going to be all for nothing. No, thank you.

[Lunchbox]

So if you're going to have all the carnage in the family, you might have something from it, which is I love, because those Thanksgivings are going to be weird.

[Morgan]

Oh, they don't get.

[Bob Crawford]

There's no Thanksgiving.

[Lunchbox]

Eventually, they have to talk again.

[Bob Crawford]

No chance.

[Lunchbox]

Eventually, no way.

[Eddie]

They might.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Later on, if there's true love and they're together for 10 years, somebody olive branches and is like, well, we are a family. We need to get talk. At least talk again.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but there's gonna be a season where they're like, we're not family.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. By season, you mean like five years?

[Eddie]

Who knows? Yeah, but they'll be like, we're family. And be like, no, we're not.

[Lunchbox]

Well, good luck to the happy couple.

[Bob Crawford]

Dirty dog Bobby Bones.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

On dating apps, these are the jobs that men have that women most likely swipe and want to date. What do you think number one, two, three is?

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

You see a dude, he's like, my job is this got a little. I don't know if they work. Some of these have outfits, some don't. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Okay. Doctor.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Number four is a doctor. Like, women love doctors, but it's weird. Like, would you put yourself in scrubs with a stethoscope on your dating profile? And would you put Dr. Wilson? Or did you just put, like, John, MD.

[Amy]

Oh, that's good.

[Bob Crawford]

MD's good.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan, you've been on dating apps. Do people put. If they're a doctor, do they put doctor?

[Bobby Bones]

They would put it under their occupation, but they wouldn't put, like, Dr. John. And most of them did have photos because that's. I mean, you know, you spend a lot of time at work, so they'd have photos in their scrubs.

[Eddie]

I feel like I remember seeing physician or surgeon.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's strong.

[Morgan]

That's big.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, that's strong. Like, I. I don't even like dudes. I probably swipe. Okay, doctors, one. Go ahead. That's a good. Morgan made a good point there. Even accidentally, they write it. It's not just pictures. I haven't been on dating apps in so long.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I've been married now, so it's not just pictures. Yeah. Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

CEO.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, that's baller.

[Eddie]

Entrepreneur. They put a lot.

[Lunchbox]

They write that.

[Eddie]

But I feel like that's sketchy times because you're, like, entrepreneur of what?

[Lunchbox]

Well, entrepreneur just means you're out trying stuff. It doesn't even have to mean you're successful at it.

[Bob Crawford]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Eddie]

I just think a lot of guys put that.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of guys will put that if they have nothing else to put. Because everybody's an entrepreneur. That doesn't mean there aren't big ones, like, really successful ones.

[Eddie]

For sure.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I think that there's. It's more shady than not.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you think the shade, like, 60, 40.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, next up, it's like somebody writes philanthropist. You're like, you donate two bucks, you know, at the dogs dog food store. Or, like, do you spend a bunch of time doing it? Because people write that too pretty easily.

[Eddie]

Let's see. I mean, I don't. You got two of the five, but other people. My. A lawyer.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

Okay. Oh, a firefighter.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

What number is that?

[Lunchbox]

It's at three. Okay, so you have two, three, and four. But firefighter is the third hottest job that. When. That would be tough to date a firefighter, though, because they're always putting their life on the line. It'd be tough to get a police officer or somebody in the military.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not saying anything about those guys, because to do that stuff, those are selfless careers. But if I were, like, looking for a dude. Well, first of all, like I said, I'd be like, man, that's a little scary. It's a little risky. So big shout out to all you police officers, firefighters and military. Yeah, go ahead. Two left.

[Eddie]

Hold on. I had one and now it slipped me, so I'll go with teacher till I think of it.

[Lunchbox]

Nah. Okay, one more strike.

[Eddie]

Oof. Dang. I had a good one. Where did it go?

[Lunchbox]

Number one is pilot.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Because I'm sure if I were a pilot, I'd be in the uniform in a picture or two.

[Bob Crawford]

In the cockpit.

[Morgan]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know about the cockpit, but I'd for sure be in the uniform. I feel like it's a solid uniform, I guess.

[Eddie]

Depends on who you work for and if you're allowed to post your work uniform on your dating profile.

[Lunchbox]

You hating on any airlines, specifically?

[Eddie]

No, I just didn't know if they had rules like, hey, heads up, if you're gonna be on a dating app, it's fine if you say you're a pilot, but I'd rather not have you in front of the plane.

[Lunchbox]

I think Southwest is cool.

[Bob Crawford]

It is cool.

[Lunchbox]

I think you wear your uniform in any picture.

[Bob Crawford]

Is it pilot, though? Like, risky, because they're not around a.

[Lunchbox]

Lot, traveling a bunch different risk than a Police officer.

[Amy]

Sure.

[Lunchbox]

Police officer. Risk of getting shot. Any point by some bad guy. Pilot. Risk of cheating in a hotel bar.

[Bob Crawford]

Because it's gone every night.

[Eddie]

Well, okay.

[Lunchbox]

Or Tupelo, Mississippi, as they're on a layover.

[Eddie]

Maybe there's no risk. But you do. They are gone a lot.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

One more. You won't get this one. Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Okay. Chef.

[Lunchbox]

Media personality.

[Bob Crawford]

Oh, like.

[Morgan]

Like us.

[Bob Crawford]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Media personality. Yeah. They flip it around here, too. Occupations that men see women doing they think are the hottest, in my mind just went to. It doesn't matter if they're hot. They're hot.

[Amy]

Like, literally nobody looks at that.

[Lunchbox]

They list them, but dudes will be like, oh, she eats garbage.

[Bob Crawford]

Cool.

[Lunchbox]

She's hot, though.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Number five is a teacher. Number four is public relations. Number three is entrepreneur. Number two is interior designer. And number one is physical therapist.

[Eddie]

Of course physical therapist is number one.

[Lunchbox]

Why do you say that?

[Eddie]

Because you're like, if she's hot and y' all are attracted to her. Angie's a physical therapist. You're like, maybe she can stretch me.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know that I've ever thought about it. I think you're projecting on us a.

[Bob Crawford]

Little bit how you feel.

[Amy]

Stretch me.

[Morgan]

That's not what I dream about. I don't dream about a woman stretching.

[Eddie]

I think that y' all like it because that. Yes. Like, maybe she can work on my hammies. What's that? My sacrum.

[Morgan]

What in the world?

[Lunchbox]

Pervy aim has hit. Hit the airwaves.

[Eddie]

No. You know that part of the, like, hip area. What's that called?

[Lunchbox]

We literally are telling you we don't think about that when we see that.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, why. Why do you think it's the hottest profession?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bob Crawford]

Usually they're fit. Right. Like, physical therapists. They're fit. They got to do strong.

[Lunchbox]

You're thinking of a trainer.

[Amy]

No, that's physical therapist.

[Lunchbox]

That'd be fit. Yes.

[Eddie]

They have to stretch because they got a stretch, dude.

[Lunchbox]

They don't have. They don't have to be fit not to be the word physicals in it. So you just think somebody.

[Morgan]

True.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You don't have to be fit to do that job. I think massage therapists would be more appealing than physical therapist.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but usually they're not that hot.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm saying if the hotness is the same and it's just a.

[Bob Crawford]

You're right.

[Lunchbox]

I think there are more of those.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

When I was on a dating app, I didn't even put My profession. Morgan, did you. I left it blank.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't. I didn't put where I worked, but I put digital director.

[Lunchbox]

Well, do you guys put entrepreneur?

[Eddie]

No, I just left it blank. I've had nothing.

[Morgan]

Oh, unemployed. That's not attractive.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't put unemployed. I just. That part was. If you don't fill it in, it just doesn't show up.

[Lunchbox]

Never. Perfect logic.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because I guess I'm like, did you.

[Lunchbox]

Ever leave your voice on there? Like, hey, I'm Amy.

[Eddie]

Absolutely not. I was definitely not attracted to that.

[Bob Crawford]

You can do that?

[Eddie]

No. When the guys would do it.

[Lunchbox]

It feels creepy when the guys do it.

[Eddie]

Screen record and send it to my friends, and I'm like, listen to this.

[Bob Crawford]

What would they say?

[Amy]

Like, what?

[Eddie]

I brought some in.

[Amy]

I'm Chuck and I like dogs.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Anytime I ever heard any of them, they were super weird.

[Eddie]

Someone would tell jokes. They would describe their perfect evening, how they would treat you.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan, have you deleted the apps from your phone?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. That happened within, like, the first two weeks of us hanging out.

[Lunchbox]

But are you still in an account?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I deleted my account. So, like, all the.

[Lunchbox]

Amy, you.

[Eddie]

No. Oh, don't. No, I haven't. No, I don't have an account.

[Bob Crawford]

Why delete them, though?

[Lunchbox]

I've never understood they're on your phone. Why?

[Bob Crawford]

No, but. I know, but it's like, is it you like a drug addict where you like, it's.

[Morgan]

There you go.

[Bob Crawford]

I might click on it.

[Lunchbox]

I think it feels a bit disrespectful to your partner if on your phone you still have apps that are introducing you to other people romantically.

[Eddie]

That's exactly it. That's funny that we're tempted to self control. No, but it's sort of like, oh, I don't need this even on my phone anymore. Because it's not like, you know, like Block Blaster or whatever those fun ones are to go play, you know, like, you know, you want to keep that on there because you're entertained. You want to go like this, like Bobby said. I think it's just disrespectful.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's all respect thing.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

The Bobby Bones show. These are the most. Is it rude questions that people have been Googling? Number one, is it rude to refuse a gift?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

I'd say no. I'd say it depends on the gift. Like, sometimes people have, like, overextended themselves. I'm like, I can't take that.

[Eddie]

But you're taking away an opportunity of them to spread joy to you. Like, they wouldn't be giving it to you if they didn't want to. And it may be uncomfortable for you, but why rob them of the opportunity to give?

[Lunchbox]

But why rob me of my happiness by giving me a gift that makes me uncomfortable? Because I don't do well at getting gifts because I never really got anything.

[Eddie]

That's for you to work through.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. Good point.

[Bob Crawford]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Is it rude to refuse a gift? So your answer is what? Yeah. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's rude. Like, what? I don't get who? I've never refused to give.

[Morgan]

Why would you say no to a gift?

[Bob Crawford]

Yeah, like, you guys have never done that. I can't take that.

[Amy]

No, you do take it.

[Lunchbox]

Like, don't do that. I'm not gonna take that. Yeah, I've done that.

[Bob Crawford]

You have to.

[Lunchbox]

Especially if they haven't bought. Especially, like, I'm gonna do this for you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like, no, no, no, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

I don't want that.

[Eddie]

Sure. I mean, I guess I've said that casually.

[Lunchbox]

I hear you. Okay, next up. Is it rude to wear sunglasses indoors? Rude, no. Douchey, possibly.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I will wear sunglasses sometimes in the studio, and I have a few times just to get people to ask on social media, why are you wearing sunglasses? Like, simply for engagement purposes or to be like, you look a douchebag? You still made a comment, which helps the engagement. But is it rude to wear sunglasses indoors? I'm gonna go, no, but it's kind of douchey. I'm also gonna say that there could be times where you need to wear sunglasses indoors. Like if you have a black eye.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

Like, I had that. I had that stye one time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Or you have. I have extreme light sensitivity in my eyes, like, if it's really bright. I learned that at an eye appointment. Like, I have. My eyes are all jacked up, so maybe I should wear sunglasses inside. Next up, is it rude to invite someone to a bridal shower and not the wedding?

[Eddie]

Yes. Yes, absolutely. Why would you invite them to the shower and not the wedding?

[Lunchbox]

Because you want a gift that you will accept.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think so. Because you only invite people to a shower because of the gifts.

[Eddie]

The only way I see that acceptable is if your friends are throwing you a shower.

[Amy]

They.

[Eddie]

In the. Like, they're. You're having a very small, tiny, intimate wedding with maybe, like, six of your family members. Like, nobody else is invited, but then all your friends are like, oh, my gosh. I get that you're having a teeny, tiny family Wedding. We want to throw you a shower, so let's include all your friends, and this is kind of the way we can celebrate you. That's the only way that's acceptable.

[Lunchbox]

If you come to the bridal shower, you need to be going to the wedding.

[Eddie]

Unless it's a teeny, tiny family wedding.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you, but you're doing lots of okay. Unless you die before the wedding.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm just saying that's the only loophole.

[Lunchbox]

Is it rude to stare at someone?

[Morgan]

No.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bob Crawford]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I think. I think it's if they feel it's weird. If they feel it's weird, yes. If they don't know, I don't think it's rude.

[Bob Crawford]

What do you mean? Like, if you don't get caught staring.

[Lunchbox]

Right. Because the stare is only felt if the staree finds out who the starer is. And if they're doing it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It's like if tree falls in the wood. If you don't know somebody staring at you, it's not rude. They're staring at you. It can be weird, but not rude.

[Eddie]

Because it was just always heard it's rude to stare.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Weird. It's weird to stare.

[Eddie]

It's weird.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Next up, is it rude to go in a restaurant an hour before close? No, no, not an hour. Not even 20 minutes. As long as you say when you go in, hey, I know you guys are about to close, so we'll be quick. Don't worry. We know that. So we're gonna eat and get out of here. Like, that's fine. And also, people working in a restaurant, as someone who's worked in a restaurant understands that there's the closing time and then there's the half hour after that where everybody was already eating, they slowly get out. So five minutes before. Yes. 20 minutes before. No, not unless you say, hey, we're gonna get out. If you're going five minutes before order to go. Like, if you want food that bad.

[Bob Crawford]

So the restaurant doesn't set a closing time based on this is the last time we're gonna accept people to come through our doors.

[Lunchbox]

That's what. That's the closing time.

[Bob Crawford]

I know. So if you come in five minutes before that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bob Crawford]

It should be okay, right?

[Lunchbox]

It. It is okay. But that doesn't mean that it's not rude.

[Morgan]

But isn't it good for the waiter? They get more money. Right. Because you're gonna sit at their table.

[Lunchbox]

Theoretically. But they're also having to stay and work a lot later. So if they have to stay and work an extra hour. And they're making seven bucks on a tip. That's not even minimum wage. So. No. So I would say an hour. Have at it. Go to town. Place closes at 9. You want to go at 8? Boom, 8:30. Fine. Boom, 8, 45. I know you guys are closing in 15 minutes. We'll be out of here in like 20, 20, 25 minutes. And we'll go ahead and order and get going. You can do that? What is your answer to that?

[Eddie]

Yeah, the, the actual question of an hour. I agree with you on all of that. So an hour is fine.

[Lunchbox]

What about five minutes? Would you guys go to a restaurant five minutes before it closes?

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

You've done it A sit down.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

Stretch your legs. No.

[Lunchbox]

And just have a slow, normal dinner.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bob Crawford]

No, like, say you're traveling, right, and.

[Amy]

You'Re just like, oh, my gosh, it.

[Bob Crawford]

Closes in five minutes.

[Amy]

Let's gotta.

[Bob Crawford]

Let's go, let's go. We get there, I'm like, ah, we made it. Thank goodness. Then we sit down, have our dinner.

[Eddie]

I mean, these guys with all their kids. Absolutely not.

[Lunchbox]

They're rolling silverware right beside your table.

[Morgan]

I've seen that happen where the people behind us are rolling silverware.

[Lunchbox]

That means that's your cue to get out of there.

[Morgan]

No, our cue.

[Lunchbox]

They want to go home.

[Morgan]

But here's the problem. You're still open. If you don't want to be open, then close earlier.

[Lunchbox]

Well, the close could mean if they wanted to. It's nine o'.

[Amy]

Clock.

[Lunchbox]

Everybody get out. Like that Literally. Could mean the clothes. Restaurants don't do that though. They soft close. But they could be. No, we close at 9, so everybody's gotta go.

[Morgan]

Then do it then. I'll get out at nine. If it's a hard close at nine, I'll be out at nine. But if it's a soft close, guess what I'm eating?

[Amy]

The Bobby bones.

[Lunchbox]

The Bobby Bones joke.

[Bobby Bones]

The Girlfriends is back with a new season, and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly Harnett. Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. As she fought for her freedom, she. She taught herself the law.

[Amy]

He goes, oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Harnett jailhouse lawyer and became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her.

[Amy]

You're supposed to have your faith in God, But I had nothing but faith in her. I think I was put here to.

[Eddie]

Save souls by getting people out of prison.

[Bobby Bones]

The Girlfriends jailhouse lawyer.

[Eddie]

Listen.

[Bobby Bones]

On the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Danielle Robaix]

Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.

[Bobby Bones]

I think any good romance, it gives me this feeling of like butterflies.

[Danielle Robaix]

I'm Danielle Robaix and this is Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from hello Sunshine and I Heart Podcasts, where we dive into the stories that shape us on the page and off. Each week I'm joined by authors, celebs, book talk stars, and more for conversations that will make you laugh, cry and add way too many books to your TBR pile. Listen to Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Unknown]

So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.

There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.

[Bobby Bones]

Left a woman behind to drown.

[Unknown]

Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bob Crawford]

I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions.

[Lunchbox]

Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree?

[Bobby Bones]

Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair?

[Bob Crawford]

And I find the answers. I'm so glad you asked me this question.

[Bobby Bones]

This is such a ridiculous story.

[Bob Crawford]

You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. My Uncle Chris was a real character, a garbage truck driver from South Carolina who is now buried in Panama City alongside the founding of Panama. He also happens to be responsible for the craziest night of my life. Wild stories about adventure, romance, crime, history and war intertwine as I share the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast.