The Bobby Bones Show – December 3, 2025 (WEDS PT 2)

Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Guests/Co-hosts: Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan, Mike
Episode Theme: A lively, fast-paced mix of listener calls, trending news, and the crew’s insights on government jobs, technology, college advice, spoilers, and more.

Overview

This episode captures the Bobby Bones Show’s trademark blend of quirky news, relatable listener calls, and the cast’s perspectives on modern life. Topics range from quirky government jobs to generational slang, from college decision dilemmas to workplace Christmas parties, with plenty of unscripted banter and memorable moments.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Government Agents Paid to Watch OnlyFans? ([02:59]-[04:48])

• Topic: New tax law reportedly requiring some IRS agents to review OnlyFans content to determine if it qualifies as “pornographic” and thus affects taxable tips.
• Crew’s Take: Bobby jokes about what it would be like to tell his wife his new job requirement—"I don't think that's true." (03:05)
• Perspective: The group agrees the task sounds strange and jokes about agents volunteering for it.
• Quote:
  • Bobby: “If I went home and told my wife, hey, my job is requiring me to watch OnlyFans, I think she'd go, I don't think that's true.” (03:00)

2. Where Do You Keep Your Phone at Night? ([04:49]-[07:23])

• Discussion: Survey on sleeping with phones—nightstand (53%), on bed (20%), under pillow, or out of the room (11%).
• Personal Hacks: Bobby keeps his phone under his pillow sometimes to avoid waking his pregnant wife.
• Notes: Alarm clocks are discussed as a dying breed.
• Memorable Moment:
  • Bobby: “Who does? What kind of psycho keeps their phone in another room?” (07:19)

3. Lending vs. Gifting Money to Friends ([07:54]-[09:46])

• Caller Dave’s Principle: Never “loans” money, just gives it; if repaid, happy to help again—reduces bad blood.
• Bobby’s Levels of Lending:
  1. Loan to close friends/family, expect not to get it back.
  2. Semi-close friends, expect repayment and get irritated if not repaid.
  3. Wouldn’t lend to some people at all (e.g., Lunchbox, noted for not paying back).
• Quote:
  • Bobby: “For me, it’s always been if you loan money to a family member…you have the expectation you’re not going to get it back. If you do, that’s great.” (08:29)

4. Listener Offends the Crew with Generational Slang Comments ([10:09]-[12:59])

• Caller Aiden (17) asks how the show keeps up with “younger kid lingo," referencing the “six, seven” meme.
• Crew’s Reply: Bobby jokes that their jobs keep them connected to pop culture (and TikTok).
• Quote:
  • Aiden: “No offense, you’re a little older. How do you keep up with what the younger kids say?” (10:44)
  • Bobby: “To you we’re ancient.” (12:36)

5. Did Bobby Spoil a TV Show? The Great “Spoiler” Debate ([13:16]-[15:59])

• Caller Brad: Accuses Bobby of spoiling the winner of “Special Forces,” says not everyone catches up as fast.
• Bobby’s Argument:
  • If the winner is already doing press and social posts, “the show is spoiling itself.”
  • “No spoiling a competition show when the winner’s doing interviews…” (14:17)
• Crew Chimes In: Debate over what constitutes a spoiler and “agree to disagree” resolution.
• Quote:
  • Bobby: “To me, if the person is doing press as the winner… the show is spoiling itself.” (15:27)

6. Should Kids Go to College Close to Home? ([18:29]-[23:49])

• Caller Erin’s Dilemma: Daughter choosing between Oklahoma State (free tuition, close to home) and University of Arkansas (farther, but $ out-of-state waiver).
• Bobby’s Advice:
  • Going farther from home encourages independence (“at least an hour and fifteen minute buffer”).
  • “Don’t go to college where you live…hard to mature if the washer and dryer is down the road at your parents’ house.” (19:40)
  • “I wouldn’t take out loans—college is less valuable than ever unless it’s for a super specific degree.” (22:32)
• Quote:
  • “If you want the real college experience, you want to grow as a human being, don’t go to school really close to where you grew up.” (20:22)

7. Shock Bracelet to Wake Up Teens ([17:09]-[18:19])

• Caller Cassie: Shares that her boss uses a remote-controlled shock bracelet to wake her hard-to-wake son, which has started working as a deterrent.
• Reaction: Crew finds this both clever and a bit wild.
• Quote:
  • Bobby: “The thing I would worry about, though, is abuse of that app… but, yeah, that’s funny.” (18:05)

Notable Quotes & Funny Moments

• Bobby on IRS and OnlyFans:
  “I know I've been at the IRS for 11 years, and at times my job has been unfulfilling...I think she'd say it's time to leave the job.” (03:38)
• Eddie on College Choices:
  “You guys figure it out.” (23:09)
• Bobby on Slang:
  “I wear cardigans every day to work. But I do work in the entertainment space, and I think that's kind of kept me a bit younger.” (11:46)

Lightning Round: Additional Listener Stories, News & Banter

Residuals for Shows on Streaming ([27:24]-[30:11])

• Listener asks if Bobby gets more money from “Nashville” being on Netflix.
• Bobby: Hasn't noticed any money—explains syndication vs streaming deals for actors; small roles get little or no residual leverage.

Wild True Stories

• Caller Tiffany: Legally named “Baby Girl Day” until age 21 due to parental indecision. (30:22)
• Discussion on keeping deceased parent’s phone numbers in contacts. (31:34)

Odd News Highlights ([33:56]-[35:59])

• Raccoon gets drunk and passes out in a liquor store. Reminds Lunchbox of giving beer to pets in college (which Bobby and Morgan find odd and a little disturbing).

Viral Good Stories ([35:39]-[39:50])

• Army vet, 88, receives $1 million+ on GoFundMe thanks to an influencer after a conversation about his struggles with bills.
• Donation site “tip” debate: Bobby feels weird about tipping websites while making charitable donations.

Science Corner: Chernobyl’s Radioactive Mold ([43:18]-[48:10])

• Eddie: Shares a story of mold found thriving on radiation at Chernobyl.
• Expert (AI): Explains radiotropic fungus that uses melanin to convert radiation into energy.
• Applications: Potential for radiation shielding in space, biotech, or maybe even cures for disease (or, Bobby jokes, the next zombie apocalypse).

Holiday Season Tips ([49:02]-[51:28])

• Alcohol absorption: Carbonated mixers make you feel the effects of alcohol faster.
• Christmas lights: Best to turn off at night for safety, though Bobby likes the “spirit.”

Other Noteworthy Banter & Stories

• Listener Calls: Various light-hearted segments about baby names, parents’ contacts, train of thought on “domesticated raccoons,” and a lighter stuck in a man's stomach for 30 years.
• Workplace Holiday Party Recap:
  • Morgan and Lunchbox recount the office party—theme was “fur, blue, or silver,” velvet jackets, and some confusion over RSVP.
  • Bobby and Mike both express disinterest in large gatherings.

Tragic News: Ty and Daniel’s Car Accident ([60:14]-[63:23])

• Colleagues Ty and Daniel involved in a severe car wreck—Daniel hurt, dog killed. Show reacts with sympathy, notes the shock of hearing the news.

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:59] – IRS agents & OnlyFans
• [07:54] – Lending vs. gifting money to loved ones
• [10:09] – Generational slang & “six, seven” joke
• [13:16] – Bobby accused of TV show spoiler
• [18:29] – Should kids go far away for college?
• [27:24] – Residual payments for streaming shows
• [30:22] – “Baby Girl Day” name story
• [33:56] – Drunk raccoon at the liquor store
• [35:39] – $1 million GoFundMe for an army vet
• [43:18] – Mold thriving on radiation at Chernobyl
• [51:28] – Christmas lights overnight: safe or not?
• [60:14] – Ty and Daniel’s car accident
• [63:43] – Work email phish scams and wrap-up

Takeaways

• Entertaining Mix: The Bobby Bones Show continues to blend pop culture, listener stories, quirky news, and real-life advice with a humorously self-aware tone.
• Relatable & Timely: From tech’s impact on life to family dilemmas, the episode’s topics resonate with listeners of all ages.
• Memorable Moments: Wild stories (drunk raccoons, shock bracelets, “Baby Girl Day”), listener pranks, emotional moments about loss, and debates about modern etiquette and life choices.

For listeners who missed the show, this summary captures the episode’s wit, weird news, authentic conversations, and the unique chemistry of the cast.