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Bobby Bones
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Amy
A wedding.
Bobby Bones
Yep. Number five. 71%. Because you can't be late or you just can't go in.
Mike
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Or you have to wait. If you are late, you have to wait. Wait once you're already late and wait for it to transition to after the wedding, which is the. What's it called?
Mike
Reception. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you have to. You can't go into the wedding mid. You can only go in once. It's the reception. Ray, did you go to Lunchbox's wedding late or only the reception? Reception. I was there. Just never really went to the wedding. Got it. It wasn't. It wasn't a late thing. You just never planned to go to the wedding? Yeah, I think I beat everybody to the reception. Oh, he was early to the reception. That's one way to look at it.
Amy
Planned on going to the wedding, but then opted to way drunk.
Bobby Bones
Was way drunk.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We had a buddy that was DD and he drove us all over Austin that day, so. Traffic, you know, mopac backs up. You're just saying words, but you are way drunk. Oh, yeah. We didn't plan on trying to squeeze it all into a couple days. We wanted to spread it out more, but it just couldn't happen. Yeah. Hey, life happens, right? On the wedding day. What else, Amy?
Amy
Funeral.
Bobby Bones
No. No, because I don't think funerals happen as much or as often. That would make the list.
Amy
Okay, well, I just, like, definitely don't want to be late to that. A movie?
Bobby Bones
Yep. Number four, movie. 76% of people, I get way early. I get there earlier than the time on the movie, which means that's the time when the previews start. Which they shouldn't do that.
Mike
Right?
Bobby Bones
But we were late the last time. My wife's like, there's no reason for us to go when you want to go. And I was like, okay, but you're gonna regret it. We're gonna go whenever you want to go. We got there so late that we sat down and there was still 10 minutes of previews.
Mike
Yeah, exactly.
Bobby Bones
It was so stupid. It was like 25 minutes. It is 25. Yeah. Next you got five and four.
Amy
Gosh. I'm trying to think of, like, oh, well, work.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I go to Lake Milk all the time.
Amy
Okay. Birthday party. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Sporting events at number three. And I like to get there, like, an hour and a half, two hours early and go.
Mike
Teamwork.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I like to go walk around. Drives my wife crazy because we're gonna go watch Arkansas Notre Dame in a couple weeks. And she's like, I don't want to go two hours early. Because you like to be. I agree. Like, take it all in.
Mike
You get to see the kickers. Warming up everyone.
Bobby Bones
It's like, how often do you get to go to a game? Not that often. So you want to spend extra time there. Drives her crazy. Number two concerts, mostly. I think early is ahead of the Showtime headliner. Headliner more than it is. I think a lot of people miss the opener or miss some of the opener. And number one's a job interview.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
87% of us would try to get there at least a little early.
Amy
But then once you get the job.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's where it changes.
Mike
What about the doctor's appointment? Like, I feel like if you're not.
Bobby Bones
There early, I'm going to tell you something about the doctor's appointment. And I take great pride in my punctuality. The last couple times I've been to the doctor, they didn't see me for, like, 40 minutes after I was at the doctor. So. So it makes me go. They don't care about my time. Why do I care about my time?
Mike
I know, but you can't be late.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that's true.
Amy
Oh, I try. Well, so. But then that's how they get backed up.
Bobby Bones
I waited for 40 minutes and nothing.
Amy
We gotta try to be the first appointment of the day.
Mike
That's hard.
Amy
Which is difficult with our job.
Mike
That's tough.
Bobby Bones
It's like, you should try to be the first flight.
Amy
That is true.
Bobby Bones
In the morning, if you can. Because you will not suffer from other flights being delayed that aren't even in your city. Because that happens. All right, let me see what else we got here. Speaking of flights, passengers were told to urinate in bottles after all the toilets stopped working on a Virgin Australia flight.
Amy
That's terrible.
Bobby Bones
From People. What do the women do?
Amy
Clean that entire plane because, you know.
Bobby Bones
There'S dribbles all over the plane.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
That's funny. The hottest Actors over 50.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So they put out the list. You know who put it out? Aarp.
Mike
Oh, of course.
Bobby Bones
The Old People Organization. What does that stand for? All Aged Republican People.
Amy
No, no, no. Arthritis Aching.
Bobby Bones
It stands for the American association of Retired Persons.
Amy
Okay. Or that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we both. You judge mine and you hit it with arthritis and aching. Yeah, there's a bunch. And they're all dudes, huh? Yeah, I guess they're all dudes.
Amy
Well, maybe this is their male list. And they have a woman. One coming out female.
Bobby Bones
The article says AARP has released its inaugural AARP Movies for Grown Ups Hottest Actors list. So, okay, actors. But now actors also includes women, so I thought it could be both.
Amy
But for the aarp, maybe it still includes just men.
Bobby Bones
What do you have here?
Amy
Brad Pitt.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. Easily 61. If you watch F1 and you're not, what, Slightly turned on. Even as a straight guy, then you didn't watch F1. I watched it. No turn on. What else you got?
Amy
Tom Cruise.
Mike
Definitely on the list.
Bobby Bones
Not on the list, but have you seen the meme of Tom Cruise with the. The brain is larger than Jerry Maguire. Yeah. What's his name?
Amy
Jonathan Lipnick.
Bobby Bones
Jonathan Lipnicki. There's a picture of them when they were kids and a picture of them now, and Tom Cruise looks like he's like five years older. And Lipnicky is like a full adult with a beard. And it's a funny picture. No, I didn't make the list. Try again.
Amy
Denzel Washington.
Bobby Bones
You have to be 50 or older. Denzel Washington? Yep, 70. Crazy to see him get old.
Amy
And he made the list.
Bobby Bones
Mm. I wouldn't have known his age had he not.
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Brad Pitt.
Bobby Bones
Denzel.
Amy
Oh, Harrison Ford.
Bobby Bones
He may be too old.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
He's not on the list.
Amy
Well, like, in my mind I have, like. They're either, like, too young or, like, way too.
Bobby Bones
The oldest person on it, 72, is Pierce Brosnan, who I remember from, like, Remington Steele way back in the day, but then was double O7. Yeah.
Mike
And I think he was Miss Doubtfire.
Bobby Bones
He. Oh, the dad in the movie. Yeah. He was like, wait a minute, that's Robin Williams.
Mike
He dated. Yeah, the. The wife.
Bobby Bones
Got it, got it, got it.
Amy
Give me hints.
Bobby Bones
In another timeline, maybe he ended up being Mrs. Doubt. Idris Elba. 52.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Strong, good looking dude. Pedro Pascal. 50.
Mike
He's 50.
Amy
100 straight.
Mike
Mike.
Bobby Bones
I don't think he said what.
Amy
I hope so.
Bobby Bones
Why? So you can get a little bit.
Mike
What does it have to do with you?
Amy
I'm just kidding.
Bobby Bones
Amy's like, I hope so.
Amy
I'm sitting back waiting, waiting to date him.
Bobby Bones
Noah Wiley, 54, from ER but also from that new show on HBO. That's a show about the doctor. It's called like the Pit or something.
Amy
Oh, the Pit.
Bobby Bones
I never watched that. Morgan, did you watch the Pit?
Amy
I started it but forgot about it already.
Bobby Bones
George Clooney, 64.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Mike
I mean, he was sexiest man alive. Exactly.
Bobby Bones
You reacted in a way.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Denzel, 70. Pitt, 61. Daniel Craig, 57. He's a Bond. Patrick Dempsey, 59. McDonald.
Amy
Yeah. He looks so good.
Bobby Bones
His hair is salt and peppery.
Amy
It's gray. It's just like he has the most beautiful hair.
Bobby Bones
Dwayne Johnson, 53. That's the Rock. Keanu, 60. Coleman Domingo. I don't know who that is. 55. I know Domingo from Saturday Night Live from, from that sketch. I don't know who that is. Matt Damon, 54. Matthew McConaughey, 55.
Amy
How's Ben Affleck?
Bobby Bones
Oh, he didn't make the list.
Amy
Okay.
Mike
I think they're about the same age.
Bobby Bones
Kind of weird he didn't make the list, huh? 53.
Amy
Yeah, if.
Mike
And Matt Damon did.
Bobby Bones
John Ham, 54. Javier Bardem, 56. Ricky Martin, 53. Rob Lowe, 61. Benjamin Bratt, 61. Hugh Jackman, 56. Is he straight? I know he was married and he's got a new girlfriend, but I feel like that's a. That's like a beard situation. I'm just guessing.
Amy
I guess because he loves Broadway.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because he's really good at stuff and he's clean and good looking. That's why. Just rumors. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like I like gay guys have like the best things, like, oh, you're really clean and talented and you enjoy culture. You can't be straight. You can't be straight. Yeah. Billy Porter. Oh, I know who Billy Porter is. Robert Downey Jr. And Jamie Foxx all make the AARP hot man list. There you go. Very. Who's. Oh, James Marsden. Well, that's a solid 51.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
God dang, that's a good looking dude. 51. All us girls like. Yeah.
Amy
Is there going to be a season two of Paradise?
Bobby Bones
Good question.
Amy
Oh, yeah. It got renewed like halfway through season one.
Bobby Bones
It did? Yeah. Man, that was a good show too, huh? If you guys haven't started paradise on Hulu.
Mike
That's great.
Amy
So good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's awesome. Very bold and stupid. Customer tried to pull bikini barista through a drive through window in Washington. He was charged with first degree, attempted kidnapping 19 year old. It says 19 year old man, but are you a man at 19? I don't think so. You're kind of still an idiot. Was arrested for attempted kidnapping after trying to pull a bikini barista through a drive through window around 2:30am oh, that's terrible. Also, they're serving bikini barista coffees at 2:30am wow, that's dangerous. It does seem dangerous to do Anything Bikini at 2 o' clock in the morning because ain't nothing that's going to be respectful of the bikini moving around at 2 o' clock in the morning. Investigators used the receipt from his order to identify him. Of course it led to his arrest. He admitted to drinking, smoking marijuana and struggling with relationship problems, claiming he just wanted to see a pretty girl.
Amy
Oh gosh.
Bobby Bones
He pleaded not guilty and could face charges of first degree attempted kidnapping. Hero 7 Oof. Hey Scuba, what's up on. Is it classic rock this week?
Mike
So this week I'm getting ready for. I already passed this one the other day. So the one coming up on Monday is the Red Chevelle.
Bobby Bones
What song?
Mike
So Lay Down. Oh, the band's Chevelle. Chevelle's the band. The song's called the Red. You don't know one?
Bobby Bones
Classic rock. I know the song so Lay down, not classic rock.
Mike
And they're in town that week so I picked that one on purpose. Then the next one is going to be Disturbed. Down with the Sickness. Get up, come on, get down with the Sickness.
Bobby Bones
Classic rock. I saw people commenting like, nope, nothing. Ain't classic. Any from the 60s and 70s and that's fine. But there's a new generation of people enjoying classic rock for the first time. So that is 90s.
Mike
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
And early 2000s.
Mike
Because we were kids. That was classic rock. 60s and 70s. So yeah, you have to kind of think about that barometer of. Okay, so now what is that for them? Which is the 90s?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think that if it's just good enough it gets to be classic rock because all these fit in that in the age restrictions. Yeah. Still no on the still.
Mike
Yeah. Still can't talk about it yet. Yeah. Hey, I did that second TikTok video. Is that what you're looking more for?
Bobby Bones
No.
Mike
Have you seen it yet?
Bobby Bones
No, that was kind of crappy.
Mike
So then what's the so then. Because I went right to it, you.
Bobby Bones
Need to put the name of the song up there too so people don't have to spend time trying to figure out what it is. Because the audio ain't that Good.
Mike
Okay. I figured this. That was my thinking. It's like maybe I keep it up there without telling him and they try to figure it out in their head.
Bobby Bones
And then you'll make people try to figure crap out. They ain't going to figure it out. They're going to swipe out.
Mike
Okay. So I should immediately.
Bobby Bones
You gotta, you gotta spoon feed people in the first three seconds of any video because they're swiping like crazy.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You have to do something in order to make them stop.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So I would put. Is the classic rock. Put the name of the song up there. Be like, all right, here it is. It's pod youth of a nation. Is it classic? And then you can turn it. You can say what it is. Who cares?
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And then. Because the thing is them trying to figure it out. The thing is them engaging with your content. Like writing response. Like. No. Any classic grogvated 60s or. Yeah, great song. That type thing.
Mike
All right, I'll try it again. For the third time.
Bobby Bones
No, try it for the 97th time. There's no right way to do it.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I did see that and thought, oh, I should tell Scuba. That one kind of sucks too.
Mike
I'll take the feedback. Honestly, I need it. So thank you for it. That one sucks too.
Bobby Bones
Mostly. I'm kidding. I think it's a great bit.
Mike
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
And I think it's a great bit online. And I was listening to executives talk about the great work that you're doing on your digital platforms. Segments like that. Oh, thank you. When I say that I would make fun of it. I didn't actually like it.
Mike
Yeah. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Just in case, if anybody's wondering, execs.
Mike
We'Re talking about Scuba.
Bobby Bones
Yes. I swear to God.
Mike
That's cool. That's pretty crazy.
Bobby Bones
I swear to God.
Mike
Any, any initials of people.
Bobby Bones
No. Okay.
Mike
All right. There's like, I can't say my thing, so you can't say.
Bobby Bones
I get it.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Maybe at one point we can all talk about some stuff. We will probably do this week even. Okay. Your stuff. But yeah. All right. Cool, man.
Mike
All right.
Bobby Bones
Everybody feel good?
Mike
Yeah, pretty good.
Bobby Bones
The mother of a Florida student says she plans to press charges after her kid was body slammed by a teacher playing musical chairs. Yeah.
Mike
See the video? No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Florida mother says she plans to file a lawsuit and press charges after her 16 year old daughter was body slammed by a teacher. The term body slam, from what I remember of it. Yeah, it was physical and kind of accidental, but it wasn't like a wrestling body slam. It was like people jockeying for the chair, and it got a little out of hand.
Amy
Yeah. Was the teacher male or female?
Bobby Bones
Video of the incident posted by the student's mother shows the teacher picking up Nyla Milliken and slamming her to the ground. There's one chair left. Okay. And so they're walking around in one chair and, like, one person's front to butt. Everybody familiar with that?
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So they're walking around. They're in a gym. They're pushing the chair goes stumbling, and the person pulls them out of the chair as they can't get. It's just a bunch of, like, bumbling, stumbling around. They shouldn't have pulled him out of the chair. But it wasn't like a pickup body sound like a fight kind of a body slam.
Mike
Dude.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't. It was a bad move. You can't grab somebody like that and pull them out of the chair. It was just to win the chair.
Amy
Because the person that grabbed you said, that's the teacher.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It was more of a hip toss. Yeah. And it was all in. Again, bad move. Now, don't put teachers against kids competing for anything physical.
Mike
Right. Don't do that.
Bobby Bones
Next thing you know, you got a superintendent doing a lap dance on a kid.
Mike
We already had that.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Body slam I don't feel is an accurate description of what happened. It was a bad move. Bad judgment by the teacher. They were both fighting over the chair.
Mike
They.
Bobby Bones
The teacher kind of grabs her by the legs and tries to sling her out of the chair before she gets set. I don't feel like it's premeditated. Go ahead. I also feel like in musical chairs.
Amy
You can't move the chair, and the.
Bobby Bones
Teacher moved the chair. They're flanking the chair. Yeah. Like, it's all bad. They both throw each other. A teacher can't be doing anything physical with a kid.
Mike
Man. It's almost like an alligator move, you know, where, like, he grabbed her hips, twisted, and then threw on the ground.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it was premeditated, though.
Mike
No. And they were obviously joke. I think it was a joke because, like, yeah, you can't move that chair once you're doing the musical chairs. But she grabbed the chair, ran with it, and then he followed.
Bobby Bones
And you also can't grab the chair and run with it.
Mike
Can't do that.
Bobby Bones
And also, you can't have teachers and kids fight doing anything physical like this. And the gym's full of people, so, you know, their adrenaline's up. They both want to win, and so.
Amy
The mom is suing.
Bobby Bones
The mom says she plans to file a lawsuit. In the clip, the teacher is later seen celebrating his win as others help her to her feet. Nyla, who is the teacher, told reporters the teacher had. Hold on. Shows the teacher. Nyla's the student. Nyla told reporters the teacher had been too close from the start and that she was blindsided when he ran after her, lifted her and threw her down. He shouldn't have done that. I mean, he was really close to the back. But I feel like it was a bad judgment. It was a bang, bang judgment. Bad decision. Bad also. Bad decision to have them doing that against each other. Yeah, but I don't feel like he had any. Okay, I'm gonna kick her in the head, slam her down if she gets in the way. Going for this chair. It's clobbering time. I don't feel like that was happening. News4 Jacksonville with that story. And I'll give you one more here before we take a break. The woman who didn't know she was pregnant that gave birth at Burning Man. Do you guys see this?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Kayla Thompson and her husband Casey were attending Burning man when she unexpectedly gave birth to a baby girl. I think I saw the trailer where they wrote it's a girl on the.
Amy
Side of it, unexpectedly g. The couple.
Bobby Bones
Said they had no idea she was pregnant before going to the event, so only where she went into labor in an rv. That's what I saw. The thing painted on.
Amy
Was she on anything?
Bobby Bones
The 36 year old mom was lucky. An obstetrician, a NICU nurse, and a pediatrician all answered the call to help deliver the baby. Yeah, there it is. It's a girl.
Mike
Healthy, everything good.
Amy
I just feel like people do things at Burning man, you know, like, it's crazy to me.
Bobby Bones
There's a nurse, pediatrician, and obstetrician at Burning Man.
Amy
At Burning man, right? I was like, all those professionals were.
Bobby Bones
There, but like the sex tent blew down. We talked about that. Right? There's like a Burning Man. There's a big tent where everybody goes in and like, gets it on. And the wind, like, knocked it down.
Mike
So everyone was just.
Bobby Bones
I think it was. They weren't out. I think the people weren't in it.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I think. I don't know Burning Man. I just go like, I'm not there. I know, I'm like, just not there to be.
Amy
It doesn't seem real to me, but it is.
Mike
How do you get out there? Because it's like in the middle of nowhere, right?
Amy
Like dropped out of your helicopter?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, helicopters. If you're rich. Finally, can you give your dog just a little beer? Just a little beer?
Mike
We used to do that to my Chihuahua.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's not good though. Probably not according to vets. Absolutely not.
Mike
You can't do that.
Bobby Bones
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Mike
Hang on, still scrolling. No, the address is here somewhere.
Bobby Bones
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Okay.
Bobby Bones
And I haven't done these ahead of time, but we're gonna go Mount Rushmore of country artists. Oh, you go first.
Mike
My four country artists. I'm going to put on the rock. I'm going to start with Willie Nelson.
Bobby Bones
You're going to.
Mike
Well, that's my. That's my OG dude. I love Willie.
Bobby Bones
I thought. Garth. I thought it'd be Garth.
Mike
I mean, Garth's definitely on it, so. Yeah, there we go. Garth. Garth, number two.
Bobby Bones
So Willie at one.
Mike
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Garth at two. Are these in order? Are you just your.
Mike
No, no, no, no. I mean the. The Mount Rushmore. That's not an order. Right. Is George on the left?
Bobby Bones
No.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's an. I'm just asking you if you're doing them in order.
Mike
Four presidents out there. Nah, mine's not in order, just kind of.
Bobby Bones
Mike, what's the order? It goes? Was Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln.
Mike
Hey, maybe that.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think Lincoln was before Roosevelt, though. Okay, you may look that up. So I don't think it was in the order of president, but I don't know. Yeah, it goes first, third, president, 26, 16th. And if we were to rate those, we'd probably go Washington, Lincoln.
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
I mean, Roosevelt, Jefferson, Roosevelt.
Mike
Would we put Roosevelt on there?
Bobby Bones
Oh, and if we were.
Mike
If we were doing it now.
Bobby Bones
Good point, good point. Let's redo the first Mount Rushmore.
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so you got to go Washington, Lincoln, like those two, Without a doubt. Right. Do you put Benjamin Franklin up there?
Mike
He wasn't a president.
Bobby Bones
Good job, Eddie.
Mike
You tested me and I passed.
Bobby Bones
Oh, there you go. Okay. Okay. So, I mean, who.
Mike
Who's. Who's the other?
Bobby Bones
You can't really do Kennedy because he.
Mike
He. Oh, I was gonna.
Bobby Bones
As much of a splash as he was, he was taken out too early to actually make stuff happen. And I think.
Mike
But he did make stuff happen, right? Like segregation, also the Vietnam War.
Bobby Bones
Like, you're just saying stuff.
Mike
No, I think he was, like, big on ending the Vietnam War. I think he was big part of segregation, like ending segregation. And then he got shot. I think he's worth putting on the rock.
Bobby Bones
Okay. John F. Kennedy's key achievements were civil rights movement support. While progress was slow, Kennedy gave a nationally televised speech in 1963 calling civil rights a moral issue and proposed what became the Civil Rights act of 1964. For economic growth, he pushed for tax cuts to stimulate the economy, supported raising the minimum wage and expanded Social Security. The space program.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
He famously set the goal of landing a man on the moon by the end of the 1960s, if you believe that happened. His commitment to NASA. Dude, they lost all the technology, right?
Mike
Oh, no, I did not mean to get you started. Sorry.
Bobby Bones
His commitment to NASA led to the Apollo program success in 1969, the Cuban Missile Crisis. His handling of the 13 day standoff with the Soviet Union is often seen as his greatest achievement. He avoided nuclear war through a naval blockade and diplomacy.
Mike
Nothing about the Vietnam War. I thought. I thought it ended while he was in office.
Bobby Bones
Did JFK have anything to do with it was after him. It ended in 75. Vietnam. Yeah.
Mike
Okay, so maybe not then.
Bobby Bones
He did have a role in Vietnam, though. It was still early in the US involvement compared to what it became under Lyndon B. Johnson.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
He took office in 1961. There were about 900 US military advisors in South Vietnam by the time of his assassination in 1963. Yeah, I don't think he did start the Vietnam War. Oh, he started it, but he escalated. No, he didn't start the Vietnam War, but he escalated US involvement significantly. I don't think that was a big one.
Mike
Okay, so maybe not. Maybe we don't put him up there. I mean, who else would we put up there?
Bobby Bones
Who do you think are the.
Mike
Oh, I mean, you put. You got to put Barack Obama there. Right.
Bobby Bones
For being the first black president.
Mike
First black president.
Bobby Bones
I think he's not dead yet. I don't want to put anybody on anything that's carved out if they're not dead. Because they can still do bad stuff while they're alive.
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
That's why those Bill Cosby elementaries. Not such a good idea.
Mike
So dumb.
Bobby Bones
So for that reason alone, I think nobody alive should be on Mount Rushmore.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because you can still find stuff out, you know?
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think Ronald Reagan would probably be somebody to consider mostly. I mean, the Cold War, that the whole. Is Russia and America gonna nuke each other?
Mike
He say no to drugs.
Bobby Bones
Just say no.
Mike
That was more Nancy.
Bobby Bones
Just say no. Yeah.
Mike
Right. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I was so young when he was president. All I know is he was an actor. I know that part.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. We can't put on people like mlk. It's got to be presidents, right?
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I don't know. Maybe they did a good job with those four.
Mike
I just don't know. And which Roosevelt is up there? Is it Teddy or fdr?
Bobby Bones
It's Theodore. Yes.
Mike
So Teddy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what he did, really.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's so long ago.
Mike
I know. I think he'd be the one that we'd consider replacing just because it was so long ago. And I don't.
Bobby Bones
We need to build a second one next to it instead of take people off, we just build a second.
Mike
That's true too. Like, do you. Do they ever think about adding another head up there?
Bobby Bones
I don't think so, no. I don't think there's room, is there? Unless you add it below.
Mike
Have you been?
Bobby Bones
No, no, because you may go all the way up there and if it's foggy, you don't even see it.
Mike
Mike, have you been?
Bobby Bones
No, I've never been. There's an argument. You can make one next to Lincoln. There's like a little sliver, like a little small head. It's got to be a tiny one.
Mike
A little head. That would look weird.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we feel pretty good about our presidents then.
Mike
Yeah, pretty good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then back to yours. You got Willie Nelson, Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks.
Mike
George Strait.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
And I got one more. I'm gonna have to go Johnny Cash.
Bobby Bones
Good one.
Mike
That's a solid Mount Rushmore of country artists.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think anybody you picked would have been good.
Mike
I feel like we would have the same maybe. Except Willie.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I wouldn't put. I wouldn't put Willie on mine.
Mike
What's your problem with Willie, man?
Bobby Bones
I don't have a problem with Willie.
Mike
Like, Willie is so awesome.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Mike
You never put him on lists.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I like Willie a lot, but no, I don't put him. He's not in my A plus plus tier. I would go, garth, by the way, we can dig these heads out even if they're alive because this is not real. Right?
Mike
This is all fake.
Bobby Bones
I would go, Garth, because he's my favorite all time country artist. I would go Johnny Cash.
Mike
Nice.
Bobby Bones
Because he was my grandmother's all time favorite because he was from Arkansas. So she made me like him. Now I respect him and get it. But as a kid, it's just what we listen to. Because he was from Arkansas. I would put Casey Musgraves because she's my favorite current artist.
Mike
Oh, that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
And then I would put Dolly Parton.
Mike
Oh, that's good.
Bobby Bones
But here's the difference. I mean, I think about women. You know, you're just all like, dudes rule and women.
Mike
No, not all dudes rule. But I mean that, like, when I put country music on, like, or just like if I could put a country artist on just around the house for three hours, those would be my country Artists that I can just listen to.
Bobby Bones
All day camp at Garth on, though. Really? Unless you go to Amazon.
Mike
Unless you go to Amazon. Correct.
Bobby Bones
And who does that?
Mike
Right? I still have some CDs. I have.
Bobby Bones
You have a CD player, though?
Mike
I don't. I don't. But I found Rope in the Wind. And I found. What's the black and white one in Chase? In Chase or. No, that's in Pieces. Yeah, MPS the black and white one. I don't know the one. I don't remember, but I found that one just the other day. I still have Two seat gar. CDs.
Bobby Bones
The Chase. The Chase. Next one up, TV shows from the 90s.
Mike
Okay. I mean, you've gotta go number one, Full House. Oh, number two, Family Matters. And is the whole cast up there or just one character? Because that'd be kind of fun to see. Which character would you use?
Bobby Bones
Dude, we're making the whole thing up.
Mike
So let's do one character who you would use.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Mike
Okay. So Full House would be my first one. And I would do Little Michelle. Okay, I think you got it, dude. Like, that face right there would be good up there. And then, like, thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The thumb comes out. It's like a chick fil. A billboard where the cow comes out. It's like a thumbs up.
Mike
Yeah, you got it, dude. And then for Family Matters, I would do Steve Urkel. Of course, Saved by the Bell would be my third.
Bobby Bones
Good one, good one, good one.
Mike
And then it would be Zach Morris with the old cell phone.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
Gosh. What's the fourth? I think of, like, my favorite 90s is Seinfeld. 90s, yeah. I would do Seinfeld.
Bobby Bones
I can look that up.
Mike
Sign I would do in the 80s, but. Yeah. Okay, cool.
Bobby Bones
89 is when it started. So peaks in the 90s.
Mike
Okay. So I would do Seinfeld. Dang. Friends is included there too, right?
Bobby Bones
How many do you. How many shows do you have?
Mike
No, no, no. I'm trying to pick my fourth. So I don't know if I'd go Friends or Seinfeld. I like Seinfeld over Friends.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
And I. And my character up there would be Kramer.
Bobby Bones
Well, over Jerry.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Just because he looked better.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You ever see Chopped Out Person?
Mike
You ever seen the painting that. Like, that painting, like, whatever his pose is on that painting.
Bobby Bones
My four would be the Fresh Prince.
Mike
And so I forgot about that one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you're probably all white people.
Mike
It's not true. I have Urkel up there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, good point. Good Point. Good point. It probably the Fresh Prince.
Mike
Who's your character?
Bobby Bones
Obviously, it's Will.
Mike
No. Carlton.
Bobby Bones
Nah, it's got to be Will. I would do Friends. And I would do Chandler. I would do Home Improvement. And I would do Tim the Tool Man. You pick Home Improvement.
Mike
No, I didn't. I forgot about Home Improvement.
Bobby Bones
And then I would do the Simpsons. And I do Bart Simpson.
Mike
Solid.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that would be my Simpsons was 90s, right? Yeah, I started in 89 as well. Okay.
Mike
And still going. Yeah, Crazy.
Bobby Bones
Next one I have up on my list here to do sports figures all time.
Mike
All time. Probably do all Dallas Cowboys.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. You do whoever you want.
Mike
Of all time. Okay. Of all time. I'm gonna go Babe Ruth. What? Gotta go. Babe Ruth.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
One of the most famous sports figures.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah. Famous.
Mike
What is it? Say that again. What's the title of it?
Bobby Bones
You're your sports figures of all time.
Mike
Yeah, Babe Ruth. I mean, dude, Babe Ruth is og. Like, who doesn't like Babe Ruth?
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Mike
Then. Let's go Troy Aikman.
Bobby Bones
Now we're on to some quarterback.
Mike
Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Hall of Famer.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
And then let's go Michael Jordan. And then that leaves me with one more. Gosh, I do love Michael Irvin. I love Dion. Dion Sanders is pretty amazing. Gosh, this last one's tough. Or do I just go like LeBron? I think LeBron's awesome, but it's not my favorite athlete. Let's go, Deion Sanders.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you're is who? Get Babe Ruth.
Mike
Babe Ruth. Who doesn't love Babe Ruth?
Bobby Bones
I don't love him.
Mike
I mean, he's the sultan of swat, man. Yeah, I hear you.
Bobby Bones
Babe Ruth. Troy Aikman. Deion Sanders. Who's the other one you picked?
Mike
Yeah, and Michael Jordan.
Bobby Bones
Got it. I thought you'd possibly pick, like, Tim Duncan.
Mike
I forgot about Tim Duncan. I love Tim Duncan. Mono Ginobili.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Your wall's already been carved out, so no.
Mike
Already? Yeah. It's that quick. They're already working on it.
Bobby Bones
Mine would be Mark Grace, first baseman, Chicago Cubs, number 17.
Mike
You've been very vocal about that one.
Bobby Bones
Sting the wrestler.
Mike
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Blonde Sting. I was gonna ask you blonde sting.
Mike
For sure, but there's no color on the mount, so.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but he has short hair. And, you know, with short hair, he would know. Andre Dawson.
Mike
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Right fielder, Chicago Cubs, Darren McFadden.
Mike
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Arkansas Razorback running back.
Mike
Well, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I mean, no, cowboy. It's not like the hall of Fame where you put him in a Jersey.
Mike
Put the star on his helmet.
Bobby Bones
He's not wearing a helmet.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I think he'd probably be a Raider. More to be a cowboy, though. He's drafted the Raiders.
Mike
If that's true. If you. But if you put him up there without a helmet, do you think everybody would go visit, be like, ah, we're finally here. Who is that fourth guy?
Bobby Bones
They probably would do that. But if we spent all this time digging out and Andre Dawson daring me Mount Rushmore. I think I know that's going to happen.
Mike
That's true.
Bobby Bones
Okay, final one on our Mount Rushmore. Random snacks.
Mike
Oh, random snacks. That could be candy, too, right?
Bobby Bones
Can be as random as you like.
Mike
Okay. Oh, man. One of my favorites. I'll take my. I want to start my mountain rush more with gardettos. Oh, love me some gardettos. What.
Bobby Bones
What's a gardetto taste like? I don't. The bag doesn't look appealing to me, so I've never tried them.
Mike
Okay, so it's a mix. You have mix of, like, pretzel y kind of breadsticks and then the rye that dark. Kind of looks like a dark bread.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Mike
Oh, that's my favorite. And it's just so good. It's just a mix of all different things.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Mike
Twix, man.
Bobby Bones
Twix are good.
Mike
Love me some Twix. I want to give me a bag of chips, but what's my. Oh, I want to go with Flamin Hot Cheetos.
Bobby Bones
Is that a Mexican thing?
Mike
I don't know, Mike.
Bobby Bones
Is that a Mexican thing? Definitely.
Mike
I don't think so, Mike. Like, Flaming Hot Cheetos is pretty American.
Bobby Bones
And teenagers.
Mike
Yeah, that's. No teenagers.
Bobby Bones
I think, obviously it's famous, even with people that aren't Mexican. But didn't Mexican invent them? Yes, allegedly. Yeah.
Mike
Let's not get into this again. Yeah, but, you know, like, I feel.
Bobby Bones
Like my Mexican friends love them and my white friends are, like, good.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Pretty good.
Mike
They're fine.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, some of them love them, some don't. It kind of averages out.
Mike
All right. I have. I have three, Right. That was my third, probably. Okay. Number four is going to be a pickle. A pickle, man. God, I love pickles. Like, you go to the gas station and they have a jar of pickles. Like, I'm in heaven.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's solid.
Mike
Which one? The pickle?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's good. I'm trying to think of mine, but.
Mike
I mean, dude, snacks. You have a whole world full of snacks. It's a lot to choose From.
Bobby Bones
And it said. Because I did automatic generation of topics and it said random snacks.
Mike
Random.
Bobby Bones
So it could be anything. Okay, I'm gonna go. Funyuns.
Mike
Is that a white thing?
Bobby Bones
Possibly. Yeah. I love. It's a white gas station. I don't even like onions. I hate onions. And I love Funyun because they're not.
Mike
They're not onions. I don't even know what funyuns are. But they're not onions.
Bobby Bones
But they're based on flavored because it's fun. Yun like onion. Do you like onion rings? Did you ever? Yeah, I don't really like the onion part of onion rings.
Mike
But that's. So you just like batter. Fried batter. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Around an onion. But I do like Funyuns.
Mike
It is kind of cool in onion rings that you can just take the onion out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And I'll even eat the onion if it like has to be in there. But if I can, like pull it out, I will just eat the batter. So I like Funyuns. Rolos.
Mike
Ah, Rolos are good underrated snack.
Bobby Bones
And I feel like rolos itself is not a snack. It's more like a treat. I think there's a fine line between snack and treat. But if we're going with what we grab at the gas station. Sure be considered a snack. I'd put rolos. Ice cream sandwich.
Mike
Pretty good.
Bobby Bones
Is that a white person thing?
Mike
It's got to be a white person thing. What I don't like about this. And this is your list not dogging you.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Please do.
Mike
But what I don't like about them is they always get little chocolate on your finger.
Bobby Bones
I like that, though.
Mike
Like, the reason you get a sandwich is so you don't get dirty like you eat it.
Bobby Bones
I like it on my finger, so I can eat it off my fingers. It's like having bread and soup at the end. I can just sop it up with bread.
Mike
Got it. Got it.
Bobby Bones
It's like, that's. That's the thing.
Mike
That's what I like about flaming hot.
Bobby Bones
Cheetos licking off fingers.
Mike
Love it.
Bobby Bones
And why would you hate that? When it comes to ice cream sandwich.
Mike
I expect it when I open the bag of the Cheetos.
Bobby Bones
Then your expectation should change. With ice cream sandwiches.
Mike
I'm going to get d. I think my other one.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if you consider this a snack or not, but I love. And I can't eat it anymore. I guess I can with almond milk, but cookies and milk, like chocolate chip cookies and milk.
Mike
That's a snack. That's a snack.
Bobby Bones
That's a snack.
Mike
And it's a wonderful snack.
Bobby Bones
I got three sweets, one savory.
Mike
Can I ask you a more detailed question?
Bobby Bones
No, I just shut it down. No, absolutely not. What is it?
Mike
What kind of cookie we. We.
Bobby Bones
Chocolate chip.
Mike
But. But, like, it kind of homemade. Chips ahoy.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. Like, everybody will pick homemade if it's really homemade, because that tends to, you know, be by somebody you love making you a cookie. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. A good chocolate chip cookie that I can dip and the milk goes into the cookie. Oh, that's the best. Yeah, I think that's pretty awesome. Sometimes I'll take a bite of the cookie and put the milk in my mouth.
Mike
That's good. And you swish it in there. You get the cookie wet in your mouth.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Then switch it a little bit. So do you ever, like.
Mike
Like, dunk it a little too long when the cookie breaks? You're like, ah, I lost a cookie.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But I'll go with my fingers. Same fingers I lick off of when I get my ice cream sandwich. Every I get. No problem.
Mike
You're crazy.
Bobby Bones
I got no problem with that. Okay. Hey, good job on the Mount Rushmore.
Mike
Thank you, man. You too.
Bobby Bones
I did this list of the most annoying things people do. I give you a couple of them. I just wonder what you would add. Okay, I have Standing up right when the plane lands.
Mike
So annoying.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike
It's so annoying.
Bobby Bones
I have. Talking on speakerphone in public.
Mike
Yes. Super annoying.
Bobby Bones
I have. Let me see what else I put on here. One, Upping stories.
Mike
Somebody tells a story and you're like, oh, well, listen to this one.
Bobby Bones
You think that's something?
Mike
Yeah. Like, pretty annoying.
Bobby Bones
Let everybody have their moment. I lie. I hate when people say something over 100%. Like, I put in 110 effort. The max is 100. Like, that's. That's what I have. What would you put to this list?
Mike
I think it's annoying. I think it's annoying when people don't hold the door open for other people. Like, that's so inconsiderate and annoying. The fact that you don't even think about the person walking behind you. Pretty annoying.
Bobby Bones
I think it's annoying when people park on the line and they don't repark their car in a parking lot. Annoying because I've parked on the line, but I get out and go, oh, oops, Let me back out. I will go back into the car, I think. And I don't deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. For this, I think we all should do this and go, oh, this is rude. Because if somebody in a truck wants to park here.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They won't be able to park comfortably. And then two, I also don't want my car to get dinged. So I will go back in. I'm a bad parker, and I will back out, and I will repark. I think it's so annoying when someone does that. Now, where it gets to be a bit tricky is when if someone is parked over the line and you're like, how annoying is that? But what you don't see is the person that's no longer parked next to them that was parked next to them, and they were parked over the line that made that person park over the line. It's a chain.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But that person is the first person since backed out. And it just looks like the second person is the bad one, even though they were trying to give themselves room beside the person that parked wrong.
Mike
It's the worst when you get back to your car and you're like, I promise I didn't park like that. There was a car next to me that was parked like that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You have any more?
Mike
Yeah. When people don't return the grocery carts.
Bobby Bones
That's a good one.
Mike
I mean, that's just so lazy.
Bobby Bones
It's lazy. Yep. Lazy.
Mike
And then they made it so easy to have all these places to put it back. Like, just. It's usually two spaces away.
Bobby Bones
Did you see my post about things we've been brainwashed to think are corny?
Mike
No. Okay. No.
Bobby Bones
Good. So thanks for watching my social media feed, by the way. I see the covers, everyone. You don't. You see the covers and you don't even get in.
Mike
No, I admire the picture of the covers. What I like to do is be like, oh, where's that picture from?
Bobby Bones
Dang. What a hater. You mean you're not tantalized of the list? Yeah.
Mike
No, because I figured we're gonna talk about it at some point, but I.
Bobby Bones
Don'T normally talk about them. Sometimes we do nine things we've been brainwashed to think are corny but are elite. Now, what do you think I've put on this list? You can also say yours. But what do you think I've put on the list?
Mike
We've been brainwashed, I think. Corny. Oh, maybe I did see a little bit of this. Gosh, you're gonna say it and I'll be like, yes, immediately. What was.
Bobby Bones
Don't think about what you might have seen. Think about really? Or Even you can add some as well. But things were told, this is corny or this is cliche or this is stupid, but really, it's great.
Mike
I don't. I don't know, dude.
Bobby Bones
Number one, Nickelback.
Mike
Oh, no, that's. No, it's corny.
Bobby Bones
Nickelback's awesome.
Mike
No, they're not.
Bobby Bones
Like, I'm not gonna go to a Nickelback show. I was invited to go with. With the band, actually. They were like, hey, come and.
Mike
Why wouldn't you go?
Bobby Bones
It was like a Wednesday night. And also, I don't do stuff. I don't want to do stuff.
Mike
But the band invited you to go to their show.
Bobby Bones
Their agent did, or something like that. I got a message going, hey, do you want to come? And I didn't go because I don't do anything. But I thought it was. I thought it was nice of them. And they have bangers of songs.
Mike
Yeah. I mean, you hear, like, never made it as a was man. You're like, that's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
It's a good song. Even they're really corny. Songs like Rockstar corny as crap are still really good.
Mike
What's the quesadilla?
Bobby Bones
I'll have the quesadilla.
Mike
So corny.
Bobby Bones
So I have Nickelback.
Mike
Okay. It's Creed on there, too.
Bobby Bones
No.
Mike
You bet. I mean, you do Nickelback. I had decreed.
Bobby Bones
But Creed's corny anyway.
Mike
Okay. That's why I think that you would put that on your list.
Bobby Bones
I did put another band in there.
Mike
Spice Girls.
Bobby Bones
No, I think that's what's corny. Like, extremely pop. So that a bit of that is an understanded corny.
Mike
Hanson.
Bobby Bones
Nine things we've been brainwashed to think are corny but are elite.
Mike
Now, I'm thinking of the band that you picked. Give me a. Give me.
Bobby Bones
I love this band.
Mike
You do? It's not Weezer because they're not corny. John Mayer corny.
Bobby Bones
Not corny. Shut up.
Mike
Insulting you. Now you get mad. You love this band. Oh, Baja, man.
Bobby Bones
Nope. I love this, man. I would say top five to seven bands in my life, all time, and maybe even top three, but I haven't done my favorite bands of all time.
Mike
It's not Counting Crows, right?
Bobby Bones
No. They're my favorite band of all time, and they're not corny. Some people might think now they're a bit corny, but I don't think they're corny.
Mike
Give me a time. Like, when were they big?
Bobby Bones
2000S?
Mike
Oh.
Bobby Bones
You also won't agree with the corniness, but they're the butt of many jokes.
Mike
Savage Garden, Coldplay. Oh, I love Coldplay. Dude, Coldplay is not corny. Coldplay is awesome.
Bobby Bones
I agree.
Mike
And you're right. Pop culture has made them a corny band, and you are an idiot to like them.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but they're amazing.
Mike
They're awesome.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay, so that's two. Those are the only two bands that I have. I do have another artist, but he doesn't sing.
Mike
So he's like a painter.
Bobby Bones
He plays an instrument. Oh.
Mike
Oh, this is the one I saw.
Bobby Bones
Kenny G. So you only went to nine and got out?
Mike
It was nine. The first one. Yeah. That must have been it. Or does it ever start on nine?
Bobby Bones
This one started on nine.
Mike
No, no. Like, when I scroll through, does it ever start on another slide and not the first one?
Bobby Bones
Yes. Sometimes if it, like, re pops into your feed, it'll show the second slide.
Mike
I think that's what it was.
Bobby Bones
Oh, is that what he meant? Oh, so you didn't even swipe. It just popped up as popped up.
Mike
And I said, kenny G, good one. And then I went on hater.
Bobby Bones
I always go to your post and write a nice little comment.
Mike
No, just make fun of me.
Bobby Bones
I give you engagement. He calls you corny. You are being. You are corny.
Mike
Okay, I'm on the list.
Bobby Bones
The next one is a comedian.
Mike
Wait, wait, go back to Kenny G. That's a. That's a good one. Because, like, elite. He is awesome.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And you may. You may not like smooth jazz and you may not like his hair. He does look like Sideshow Bob. I don't know if he does anymore, though. I don't know. Kenny G. Old age. I don't know what his hair is.
Mike
What does he look like?
Bobby Bones
But I think it was all a combination of that.
Mike
Yeah, but did his. He was such a good sex.
Bobby Bones
Hundreds of millions in record sales.
Mike
Yeah, I. I owned one of them. You did? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, next up, a comedian.
Mike
Corny comedian. Older. Like. Like a comedian like, from, like. I feel like Dane Cook was one of those guys.
Bobby Bones
Older, yes, but not somebody we look at as being old. I can give you his actual age. It is a he, by the way.
Mike
Okay. So corny to, like, this comedian.
Bobby Bones
He is 60.
Mike
Oh, he's 60 years old. Dang.
Bobby Bones
I'm not Carrot Top.
Mike
Yep, it's a good one. Genius.
Bobby Bones
Genius. And so funny. I've been to a show. It's awesome. But people always like to make jokes about Carrot Top. Part it. Part of it's probably because it's looking, because it Is prop comedy. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But dudes made hundreds of millions of dollars. I bet the next one is line dances. Group line dances.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
When you can get one going and you actually know it, you've never felt more confident at.
Mike
Which you did a lot of times, huh? Like over at. What is it? Midnight rodeo? No, what's it called? Electric Cowboy.
Bobby Bones
Cowboy. Yeah. I knew I knew some. Yeah, but it's like, even if you know, like the cha cha slide.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or the cubit shuffle, the next one is velveeta cheese.
Mike
What's wrong with velvet? Well, first off, who knows what it is? I don't know if it's cheese, but dang, it's good. Especially in queso.
Bobby Bones
I wrote fake cheese. Sure. But nothing melts creamier on nachos.
Mike
Yeah. Who knows what it is?
Bobby Bones
Spam.
Mike
Ah, Spam's a good one. Who knows what it is? I'd rather not know, actually.
Bobby Bones
People joke about it as mystery meat, but Hawaiians made award winning dishes with it. Also, clutch when camping.
Mike
Dude, when you go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and went to a Walmart. They have a whole aisle dedicated to spam. Spam with pineapple, Spam with jalapenos, Spam with cheese, spam without. Dude, it's every kind of spam you can think of. Never seen that before. Is awesome.
Bobby Bones
Pineapple on pizza makes the list.
Mike
I don't like it.
Bobby Bones
Sweet and savory.
Mike
I know.
Bobby Bones
It's not my favorite. I'm not gonna order pineapple on pizza. But people act like it's disgusting. No, it's a nice fourth option. If there's no pizza or there's pineapple on pizza.
Mike
Oh, well, yeah, of course. Then we're gonna eat it.
Bobby Bones
It's pretty good.
Mike
Sure.
Bobby Bones
And then I have reality tv. It's easy to hate on because there's a lot of it. But the cultural moments and movements that like Survivor, the Bachelor. I mean, you could go through real world. Like reality TV itself for the sake of itself is actually pretty cool. It's just gotten. Because there's so much of it. The bad wins out with perception.
Mike
I remember when American Idol was like, really? Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's an example.
Mike
Everyone hated on American Idol. Like, well, cool people would hate on American Idol. But then the whole world was watching American Idol.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what happens with anything. It gets so big that it becomes corny because so many people like it. So then the cool thing is, once everybody likes it is to not like it.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And that happens with really anything. Musically, I've often said, I wonder when Morgan Wallen's going to turn corny. Not because anything's going to change about him, but when so many people like something, then it becomes, well, I don't want to be like everybody else. So now that's corny. That's the whole reason Coldplay is corny.
Mike
Corny, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because they got so big and everyone went, well, I don't want to be part of the group of all. So I don't like that.
Mike
Good point. Because their first album, like, Yellow or whatever, that wasn't corny. Everyone liked that because it was cool. It was something different and people liked it.
Bobby Bones
But their second album, Parachutes.
Mike
Right, Even Parachutes. But then once they went anthem big.
Bobby Bones
Once they got so big, it started to be a pop thing instead of an alternative thing. Well, that's what raised their platform for everybody to see them.
Mike
Yeah. Maybe even Gwyneth Paltrow.
Bobby Bones
I don't think so. You just love her.
Mike
I love her.
Bobby Bones
You want to hear one more list?
Mike
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Mainstream artists who made country albums.
Mike
Oh, Beyonce.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Haber. Number nine. These aren't country artists or even. Yeah, they're mainstream artists who had success. Mainstream. And they came and made a country album.
Mike
Post Malone.
Bobby Bones
Yes, Post Malone. At number three.
Mike
Ringo Starr.
Bobby Bones
No, I didn't put Ringo.
Mike
Yeah, he's one of those. I feel like. Did you put Linda Ronstadt on there? Not too old school?
Bobby Bones
No, there's some old school on here once. The number one is from 1962.
Mike
Oh, the number one, 1962. Hey, give me a hint. Like, just give me, like, this was.
Bobby Bones
Played a lot by my grandmother in my house, and I thought this guy was country until I got older and then realized he wasn't.
Mike
Oh, Johnny Cash.
Bobby Bones
No, no, because Johnny Cash is.
Mike
Okay. I thought more rock and roll, but.
Bobby Bones
I would see him on TV commercials when I got older. More than hear his music.
Mike
Wilford Brimley?
Bobby Bones
No.
Mike
Is that what his name is? Diabetes guy?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Mike
He saw him on commercials. What on earth? Mel Tillis.
Bobby Bones
He had a movie made about his life. Marty Robbins, a very famous actor, played him in the movie on his Life.
Mike
Oh, Ray Charles.
Bobby Bones
Modern Sounds of Country Music.
Mike
Love it.
Bobby Bones
Number one.
Mike
Love it.
Bobby Bones
Number two is an album you've probably listened to a hundred times. An artist and an album.
Mike
Probably listen to a hundred times. Give me something.
Bobby Bones
Movie was made about him. Very famous actor played him.
Mike
Ray Charles.
Bobby Bones
And. And you've probably listened to this album 100 times, if I'm guessing. I. I don't know. Probably. I mean, you like this artist a lot more than I do.
Mike
It's not Willie Nelson.
Bobby Bones
Album. Came out in 1969.
Mike
Oh, my gosh. What is this? Oh, Bob Dylan.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Mike
Bob Dylan goes country. Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Nashville Skyline.
Mike
Yeah, man. Here in Nashville.
Bobby Bones
That'd be called Nashville.
Mike
Nashville Skyline. Did a couple other albums here, too.
Bobby Bones
Post Malone at 3 at number 4. I remember this coming out. We weren't in Nashville yet, so you weren't even working with me yet. Except for on television. This is an artist that I know now, but did a country album.
Mike
Before we got here. Gosh.
Bobby Bones
And I know the artist now.
Mike
Huh. How well do you know this artist?
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't text with him.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
He's not a country artist and it's a him.
Mike
Got it.
Bobby Bones
I worked with him.
Mike
No, it's not John Mirror. It's John Muir.
Bobby Bones
I worked with him.
Mike
You worked with this con with this artist and he made a country album. You worked with Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw's on there. I need something else.
Bobby Bones
I will spend more time with him before the end of the year. I don't spend a lot of time with him. He doesn't live here. But I will spend more time with him before the year ends.
Mike
He doesn't live here. I'm gonna kick myself when you tell me. This is Mike. You know all these.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You know why? He looks at my social media.
Mike
He does. He does. He scroll. He scrolls through.
Bobby Bones
I look at all you guys.
Mike
The slides. No, man.
Bobby Bones
Massive pop artist starting in the 80s.
Mike
Steven Tyler. No, he's not a pop artist. Oh, he could be one of them, though. That's a pop artist that you know. Richard Marks. No, he was not a country album.
Bobby Bones
You've met him. I've met him Once. I took you to meet him.
Mike
You took me somewhere to meet him. You took me somewhere to a place to meet him? No. Give me something.
Bobby Bones
I just did. You gave me so many things. I've gave you 80s pop star. And then beyond the 80s. I've worked with them. I don't talk with them a lot, but about once. I've already spent a little time with him this year briefly. I'll see him again before the year's over. I've taken you to meet him.
Mike
You've taken me to meet him? Where did you take me to meet him? Brent Michaels.
Bobby Bones
Massive star, wrote.
Mike
Oh, I got you Lionel.
Bobby Bones
Lionel Richie. Lionel Richie had to ski it in 2012.
Mike
Wow. He had a country album.
Bobby Bones
Next up. This one. This one was more like country. Elements in the album.
Mike
Oh, yeah. Aaron Lewis.
Bobby Bones
No, Lady Gaga.
Mike
You were doing Aaron Lou Stain.
Bobby Bones
No. God, no. I'd never put him in that.
Mike
What did she do? She did country album or like when she did. Oh, Star is Born. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Good call.
Bobby Bones
But that album, Joanne had a bunch of, like, country sounding, ish stuff. Bon Jovi had Lost Highway.
Mike
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Tina Turner had. Tina Turner turns the country on.
Mike
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
In 1974. L. King.
Mike
Oh, yeah. America's sweetheart.
Bobby Bones
Come get your wife. Oh, that was a song, right?
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
How's that one go, Mike?
Mike
I'm not America, sweetheart.
Bobby Bones
I don't have it. I don't have to do it again.
Mike
Rock and roll. I do know. What do you want from me? Cause I'm not America, sweetheart Got it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I got it. Now let's go.
Mike
Got there.
Bobby Bones
All right. Okay. We good?
Mike
That was fun, man. I'm gonna start looking at those lists.
Bobby Bones
Oh, did I get 100 of them? Sorry.
Mike
No, I know. I see them on there.
Bobby Bones
The one that got me into some trouble.
Mike
Yeah, the Eddie one was that.
Bobby Bones
Nobody cared about that one.
Mike
No, no. What was that is.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Mike
Why didn't you put me on that list?
Bobby Bones
Greatest Eddies. Yes. The greatest people named Eddie of all time. He didn't make it. Edward Norton.
Mike
Okay, not even.
Bobby Bones
Eddie Van Halen? Ed Sheeran? Eddie Guerrero? WWE wrestler.
Mike
Who?
Bobby Bones
Edward Scissor? He's Mexican.
Mike
Eddie. Edward Scissorhand isn't a guy.
Bobby Bones
Latin Heat. Edward Scissorhands.
Mike
He's not a person.
Bobby Bones
Eddie Sutton, coach for Arkansas, then Oklahoma State.
Mike
I could have easily.
Bobby Bones
George. Eddie Redmayne. Ed o'. Neill. Al Bundy.
Mike
Al Bundy. Those are good.
Bobby Bones
Eddie Vetter at 2.
Mike
Eddie Vedder?
Bobby Bones
Eddie Murphy at 1.
Mike
No, those are all great. Eddie Guerrero? Edward Scissorhands. Any of those people. I could have. The Arkansas guy could have taken that place.
Bobby Bones
What about the greatest Mike? So I did the greatest Mike. Didn't put Mike D up there.
Mike
I know, it's terrible. Those are the two lists I looked through. Mike wasn't on it and I wasn't on it.
Bobby Bones
So he stopped looking at the list. Right. Okay. Thank you all for listening. We will see you tomorrow. It's been a bit of a weird part two today, but we didn't have a whole lot of time after the show before we left to go to Chicago, so we did this part on the road. All right, thank you, guys. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape. Discover more with Chase sapphire reserve@chase.com Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan, Chase bank and a member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. American Military University is where service members like you can access high quality, affordable education built for your lifestyle. With online programs that fit around deployments, training and unpredictable schedules, AMU makes it possible to earn your degree no matter where duty takes you. The preferred military rate keeps tuition at just $250 per credit for undergraduate and master's tuition and with 24. 7 Mental health support plus career coaching and other services, AMU is committed to your success during and after your service. Learn more at Amu Apus Military.
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Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Host: Bobby Bones (with various co-hosts including Amy and Mike)
Episode Theme: Pop Culture Rankings, Everyday Annoyances, and the Unexpectedly “Corny” Things We Secretly Love
In this lively and wide-ranging episode, Bobby Bones and the crew dive into pop culture debates, nostalgic lists, and everyday observations. They debate the "Mount Rushmore" of everything from country artists to sports figures, rank the hottest actors over 50, parse out the most annoying behavior in everyday life, and riff on things we’re brainwashed to consider “corny” (that are actually awesome). The tone is fun, quick-witted, and conversational, marked by personal stories, playful ribbing, and genuine pop culture insight.
(03:15 – 06:46)
“The last couple times I’ve been to the doctor, they didn’t see me for, like, 40 minutes... So it makes me go: ‘They don’t care about my time, why do I care about theirs?’” – Bobby (06:12)
(07:11 – 12:14)
“If you watch F1 and you’re not, what, slightly turned on—even as a straight guy—then you didn’t watch F1. I watched it. No turn on.” – Bobby, on Brad Pitt (08:08) “Dang, that’s a good-looking dude—51. All us girls like.” – Bobby, on James Marsden (12:08)
(13:25 – 15:46)
“There’s a new generation of people enjoying ‘classic rock’ for the first time. So that is 90s and early 2000s, because we were kids then—60s and 70s was classic rock to us.” – Bobby (13:55)
(16:11 – 20:34)
“Body slam I don’t feel is an accurate description… You can’t have teachers and kids compete physically like that.” – Bobby (17:21)
“There's a nurse, pediatrician, and obstetrician at Burning Man. Right?” – Amy (19:50)
(25:17 – 41:44) A. Country Artists (25:17)
“I like Willie a lot, but no, I don’t put him—he’s not in my A++ tier.” – Bobby (31:18)
B. TV Shows from the ‘90s (32:58)
C. Sports Figures (35:20)
D. Random Snacks (39:08)
(42:48 – 45:01)
(45:05 – 53:05) Bobby unveils his viral list of things people are taught are "corny" but are actually awesome:
(53:11 – 59:21)
"Massive pop artist starting in the '80s... Lionel Richie!" – Bobby (57:48, 58:05)
(59:33 – End)
“So he stopped looking at the list, right.” – Bobby (60:25)
The episode is playful, quick, and packed with affectionate banter and tangents. Bobby Bones leads with a mix of dry observational humor, pop culture knowledge, and mock-seriousness. The energy and chemistry between the hosts keep the rankings and debates lively and relatable—even when the topics are light, the takes are sharp and personal.
This episode delivers a spirited tour of things we love, things that bug us, and things we’re told we shouldn't like—but do anyway.