WEDS PT 2: Is Amy Still Trying To Have A Baby? + Bobby’s Odd Theory About Birth + Lunchbox’s Unethical Lottery Tactic + Listener Wants A ‘Fake News’ Rule + We Investigate A Show Member’s New Business

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — October 8, 2025 Episode Summary

Episode Theme:
A lively and comedic roundtable exploring everything from air travel anxiety, new business hustles, and generational etiquette, to personal baby plans, AI pranks, and ethical dilemmas. The show’s crew—Bobby Bones, Amy, Eddie, Abby, Ray, and Lunchbox—share laughs, unfiltered opinions, and listener interactions, keeping the tone playful and relatable.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Flight Concerns & Air Traffic Issues

• Air Travel Anxiety (02:50–06:42)

  • The group discusses the recent air traffic controller shortages and airport shutdowns, focusing on Nashville's overnight closure due to government staff reductions.
  • Amy expresses unease about upcoming flights:

    "If I had a flight this weekend, I don't know if I'd be taking it." — Amy (03:01)

  • Bobby urges pragmatism, believing delays are more likely than true emergencies.

• AI & Misinformation in News

  • Tangent emerges about fake AI-generated news (like fake plane crashes) and the importance of healthy skepticism in the digital era.

2. Jobs the Crew Would (and Shouldn't) Have

• Career Aptitude Test Stories & Self-Assessment (08:10–09:07)
  • Group jokes about jobs they're ill-suited for: Amy as a heavy machinery operator, Eddie as an accountant ("trail of dead bodies in prison because Eddie screwed up taxes" — Bobby, 07:04).
  • Abby and Amy named “beach bum” and beach cleaner as dream jobs:

    "Dominate being a beach bum, for sure." — Bobby (07:33)

3. Generational & Financial Boundaries in Relationships

• Inheritance, Homeownership & Splitting Expenses (18:09–20:15)
  • Abby presents a listener scenario: Guy inherits $600k, buys house, girlfriend upset she’s asked to split expenses.
  • Group consensus: Reasonable to split everyday bills, but not home investments if she doesn't have equity.
  • Tangentially, they riff on sharing finances in marriage and awkward conversations about spending habits.

4. AI Pranks and Social Media

• Bobby's AI Experimentation (09:37–16:01)
  • Bobby details experimenting with AI video generators (e.g., himself being eaten by a dragon, the Pope blessing their gambling).
  • On the rapid advancement of AI, Bobby notes:

    “In 18 months we're not going to know the difference in video.” — Bobby (09:12)

  • Memorable moment: AI-created Martin Luther King Jr. giving a “dream” speech about the gang’s betting, which unfolds into a debate about appropriateness (15:05–15:39).

5. Baby Plans & The "Miracle Conception" Hypothetical

• Listener calls spark Amy’s parenthood status update (36:18–39:56)
  • Amy reflects on whether she’d have a biological child now ("No baby" — Amy, 39:56), citing desire for a committed partner and fulfillment with her adopted kids and boyfriend’s children.
  • Bobby poses an absurd “angel offers you a baby” scenario.
  • The crew jokes about “Jesus Part 2” and being content authorities on screaming babies in restaurants.

6. Crying Babies in Restaurants — Where’s the Etiquette?

• Multiple Listener Calls (34:18–44:34)
  • Listeners and the cast weigh in: Most agree on removing a screeching baby temporarily out of respect for others.
  • Bobby frames it as a universal etiquette issue:

    “In society, there is a level we will accept… then there's a level where it's too much and you're ruining everybody else's time that they've paid for.” — Bobby (44:34)

7. Quirky Confessions & Listener Callbacks

• Amy’s Turn Signal Habits (45:22–46:56)

  • Listener calls out Amy for not using turn signals. Amy sheepishly admits she sometimes prefers fighting the car’s “lane assist” rather than using blinkers.

• Lunchbox’s Unethical Lottery Tactic (47:53–48:36)

  • The crew dares Lunchbox to sneak a lottery ticket into a pet blessing for divine luck.

• Amy’s Psychic Football Predictions (50:07–50:54)

  • Listeners argue Amy’s “visions” are nearly accurate, but her predictions are “jinxed” by discussing them too early.

• Group Massage Investigation (51:18–56:19)

  • Amy explains getting cheap massages in a room full of people at a massage school in Austin; everyone is amused/slightly concerned.
  • Abby is assigned a “mystery massage” for the show, with Amy managing the logistics.

8. Fake News Rule Suggestion & Accountability

• Listener Proposes New Rule (58:29–59:34)
  • A “punishment” is suggested for bringing fake news—Bobby and Amy debate the difference between honest mistakes and intentional misinformation.

9. Ray’s Mum (Chrysanthemum) Resale Business

• “We Investigate A Show Member’s New Business” (59:38–70:24)
  • Ray pitches his side-business selling massive fall mum plants (“broccoli mums”) for $50.
  • Confusion ensues about what constitutes a “mum.”
  • Haggling erupts—Amy negotiates for two, Bobby jokes about wearing them to homecoming.
  • Ray’s mum wholesaling operation comes under friendly fire for margins, logistics, and “Ponzi scheme” overtones, but Amy agrees to a purchase.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On AI and Truth:

  "In 18 months we're not going to know the difference in video." — Bobby (09:12)

• On Dream Jobs:

  "Dominate being a beach bum, for sure." — Bobby (07:33)

• On Restaurant Etiquette:

  “In society… there’s a level we will accept because we understand we're in public. And then there's a level where it's too much and you're ruining everybody else's time that they've paid for.” – Bobby (44:34)

• On Fake Outrage & Internet Culture:

  “They only care when it's time to get angry, and that's generally how Internet culture is now.” – Bobby (17:18)

• On Turn Signal Laziness:

  “My muscle memory now is fighting my steering wheel.” — Amy (47:19)

• On Mum Business:

  “Are you like a Ponzi scheme for mums?” — Bobby (62:12)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:50 – 06:42: Air traffic control problems & group travel anxiety
• 09:37 – 16:01: Bobby’s AI video shenanigans & social media teases
• 18:09 – 20:15: Homeownership, splitting bills, and relationship finances
• 34:18 – 44:34: Crying babies in restaurants (listener calls, etiquette debates)
• 45:22 – 46:56: Amy vs. turn signals
• 47:53 – 48:36: Lunchbox’s lottery luck & pet blessings strategy
• 50:07 – 50:54: Amy’s psychic football predictions
• 51:18 – 56:19: Group massage investigation & Abby’s mystery massage
• 59:38 – 70:24: Ray’s mum-selling business breakdown

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Tone & Language

The episode is spontaneous, playful, self-deprecating, and delightfully chaotic. The cast freely interrupts, riffs on each other's quirks, and welcomes audience feedback, all while playing up their own foibles and the show’s anything-goes format.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• Expect a blend of real-life worries, absurd “what-if” scenarios, and low-stakes ethical debates, all with a comedic edge.
• The Bobby Bones Show community values self-deprecating honesty, improvisational humor, and open interaction with callers.
• Major recurring themes: skepticism of viral content, changing communication norms, and the blurred lines between business, friendship, and entertainment.

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Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Abby]

This is the Bobby Bone Show.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's go around the room. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

So I just don't know how we all feel about flying.

[Bobby Bones]

Hate it.

[Abby]

Don't care.

[Bobby Bones]

Need, need it. Hate it.

[Amy]

No, I mean coming up, like, if you have any flights booked. Because I really hope we get everything under control.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, government shut down.

[Amy]

Lots of reasons, but mostly, I don't know. Like, if I had a flight this weekend, I don't know if I'd be taking it.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah, you would. You'd roll the dice.

[Abby]

What do you mean? What's going on?

[Amy]

Air traffic control shortage.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. They had to shut down the airport here for like five hours.

[Amy]

Yeah. In Nashville, specifically.

[Bobby Bones]

Overnight, though. Yeah.

[Abby]

Here. Because of government shutdowns.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

There's. Don't have enough people to run the control tower.

[Bobby Bones]

They have enough. They're just like, we're not getting paid, so.

[Amy]

So they're calling in sick.

[Abby]

Well, I don't like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, are you flying? Yes.

[Abby]

Friday.

[Amy]

I see. That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Bones]

You'll be fine in the daytime.

[Amy]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Abby]

It's nighttime when it gets crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

They had. They didn't have any air traffic controls like six hours last night.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Abby]

You know what? I saw a plane, like, flying at 4 in the morning. I'm like, what? Who's flying at 4 in the morning?

[Amy]

The plane might be going somewhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it could be a red eye. I used to take red eyes from doing Dancing with the Stars and fly and land at 4:30 or 5 to come do the show.

[Amy]

That's true. It could be a red eye or it could be a plane that's somewhere that needs to get somewhere by five to pick up.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it could be a flight that was delayed at 11 that didn't get off until 12:30 or 1. There's. I mean, there are a lot of answers.

[Amy]

Yeah. Why are you confused by that?

[Abby]

I've just never seen a plane at 4 in the morning.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't ever look in the sky, though.

[Abby]

I really don't. I don't look up.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Daddy doesn't look up. He's looking up more, though.

[Abby]

That's not his thing. I am. I'm doing it more now.

[Bobby Bones]

Trying to look up a little.

[Amy]

So anyway, yeah, I don't fly this weekend, but I fly next weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

You'll be fine.

[Eddie]

Don't fly on Tuesday.

[Amy]

Man, I am worried about these guys.

[Abby]

What's the worst case scenario? We run into another plane. Like, when we take off, only one person's doing all of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, worst case scenario would be like a fiery crash.

[Abby]

That'd be bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that would be bad. That's worst case scenario.

[Abby]

Yeah, but, like, when she says, like, I'm more Amy, you say, I'm like.

[Amy]

Oh, I just feel like the less what could happen. Like, I don't know. I. There's a lot of moving parts, and I don't like when multiple people are out, which I get that they're like, oh, shoot, we're understaffed. Like, there's delays, but, like, there's. There's a lot of communication that has to happen to figure out, like, oh, we need to delay this flight going out of these airports, or all this airspace is now shut down because we don't have air traffic control.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they already cut staff a ton when they did Doge.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know.

[Abby]

Dogecoin.

[Amy]

No, no, what, though?

[Abby]

What's Doge?

[Amy]

Where is Hawk to it?

[Abby]

Guys, what is happening?

[Eddie]

Where does that come from?

[Bobby Bones]

How did I. I can tell you how she did this.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'd like to walk everybody through the minds of our show. So when they cut all the government and they cut all these jobs, some of the jobs we needed they shouldn't have overcut. Now some of the jobs are back because they messed up doing that they cut. So a lot of that was air traffic. So then Eddie goes, doge, like dogecoin, like the cryptocurrency. Then Amy thinks of cryptocurrency that Hawk to a, like, did a rug pull on people, supposedly.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And made a bunch of money and screwed a bunch of people. That's how our minds work.

[Abby]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw Hawk to. Oh, she's still around.

[Abby]

Was she on a podcast?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but she's not working with the poll network anymore. Think she's on her own doing her own thing now.

[Abby]

She was with, like, Whitney.

[Amy]

I thought she was unwell. No, she was like, oh, she was Whitney Cumming Cummings.

[Bobby Bones]

No, she was with, like, Jake or Logan Paul. Yeah, one of the Paul brothers on his.

[Eddie]

I think Whitney Cummings was on her show.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Abby]

Who knows?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so. And that's how our minds work.

[Abby]

Thank you, everybody, for all over the place. Okay, so it was called Doge, the original cuts.

[Amy]

Well, it was a role, right? Like, Elon Musk's brought in people and.

[Bobby Bones]

They just started gutting different organizations. Yes.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know what I think what the worst. Honest. The probable worst case scenario is? Everything's just delayed because they don't have enough people. They're not just gonna go. Like. I don't know, just everybody go. We'll see what happens.

[Amy]

I would be like, if I was in charge of this, I would be so stressed out.

[Abby]

You would not be in charge of it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we wouldn't let you.

[Abby]

No chance.

[Amy]

Let's just say, hypothetically speaking.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd rather not even. Hypothetically.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. Hypothetical.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd rather just chill and not think.

[Abby]

One job that you and I should never, ever have.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I can think of more, though.

[Abby]

Well, that one for sure. 100%.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

Like what?

[Abby]

Like what else?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, with Eddie, anything with numbers.

[Abby]

Okay. Would be bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a tax. Somebody that's preparing taxes.

[Abby]

I'd be like, I swear I did it right.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people in jail. There's a trail of dead bodies in prison because Eddie screwed up taxes. Amy, with you, I think anything with that requires, like, a lot of focus for a continuous amount of time.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like a traffic cop Chance. Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that would be bad.

[Bobby Bones]

That be real bad. Yeah, but there are also jobs you guys would be great at. Yeah, like, I don't know, dude. Right now, I. Come on.

[Abby]

If you really had ones. Easy for what we would be good at?

[Bobby Bones]

Beach bum, dude.

[Abby]

I would dominate.

[Bobby Bones]

Dominate being a beach bum, for sure.

[Abby]

Even, like, beach cleanup. I would love that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you wouldn't love it.

[Abby]

Wake up every day and just be like, hey, guys, pick up your trash. How we doing? Here's a little trash bag for you guys in your little, little beach party.

[Bobby Bones]

You would like that part of it.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What else is there to do?

[Eddie]

Pick up the trash they leave behind?

[Bobby Bones]

Not even that. You wouldn't like that. That job doesn't make enough money for you?

[Abby]

No, we weren't talking about money.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but that's a job.

[Abby]

Talking about. We were talking about just a job.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you could do that as a hobby.

[Abby]

Oh, yeah, I should. If we live by the ocean, for sure I would do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Now.

[Abby]

You wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

You for sure donate a kidney.

[Abby]

I don't know. When I was in school, I would do all the beach cleanups every year. I was even in charge of them.

[Eddie]

You probably got off school for it.

[Amy]

In high school. Did y' all take one of those career assessment tests?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I told you, I assessed my school. They didn't assess me.

[Amy]

Oh, boy. My test results came back that I should operate heavy machinery that girl.

[Bobby Bones]

I would still say no to that.

[Abby]

No chance.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I still say probably not. If you have to like focus for. Maybe you could be a heavy machinery, like a foreman of people that are running heavy machinery. You could do that.

[Amy]

I don't know what the heck I answered on that test, but they were clearly like, I don't know. They did. I don't know what they thought. Not a girl forklift driver.

[Abby]

I saw the funniest TikTok of the guy that operates the crane, you know, when the. Builds skyscrapers. He had like a big old container that was hanging by the. By the wire or whatever. And this lady was trying to lay out and he would just cover the sun.

[Bobby Bones]

She would move. I saw that one, but guess I believe nothing.

[Abby]

Oh, you didn't believe that?

[Amy]

Oh, you think that was AI?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because it was a few months.

[Amy]

Ago that I saw it, but I really popped off.

[Bobby Bones]

It was before I was super accessible to the everyman.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

That one was real. I hope it was real because in 18 months we're not going to know the difference in video which.

[Amy]

What are we going to do?

[Bobby Bones]

We're just going to know. You're going to believe nothing.

[Abby]

No, but we can. We can still laugh at it.

[Amy]

But I need to know.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're going to believe nothing.

[Amy]

Okay, but here's the thing. I'm going to need to know if I need to cancel my flights or not.

[Eddie]

What? What?

[Abby]

What?

[Amy]

Because if there's AI. Because if there's fake, like, they could show me plane crashes that aren't real.

[Abby]

No, they can't do that. Right. Can they do like.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they can do whatever. Like there are restrictions in the program that I use because they're like you. Like, I did a video last night because I'm still experimenting with it and I'm learning how to write prompts. I'm learning how to write super efficient and super specific prompts which are very difficult to do. And so as I was experimenting with the prompts, I put myself on a cliff and I said, I would like to be on a cliff. And someone says, you have to eat this mayonnaise or get shot in the head. And I pick get shot in the head because I hate mayonnaise so much.

[Amy]

That's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

It's fake.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And so I was like, it wouldn't let me because it won't let you do any sort of violent thing.

[Abby]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

In the end, it ended up being. Then I said, I have mayonnaise and I'm on the side of a cliff, and it's either jump off the cliff or eat the mayonnaise and I jump off the cliff to my death. Can't do that because there's kind of. Even though it's less than shooting you, it's cliff. So what I settled on after forever because again, it's all experiment and prompt writing. I settled with see if I still have it. This one where I am, it's mayonnaise, and then it's. Or a dragon comes and I get to be the dragon. So the dragon eats me instead of me eating mayonnaise.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And the dragon wouldn't even, like, light me on fire.

[Abby]

It didn't even close its mouth really all the way on you?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it did when it flew off with me. It put my head in it and then it flew off. But I try, like, four things being as specific as I could in the prompts. But I can't light myself on fire. I can't shoot myself with a gun. I can't jump off a cliff and die. So there are restrictions as to what every man can use inside of this. There are certain famous people, 98% of famous people we can't use. Some are still allowed if you go around the rules. Some are kind of like Shakespearean stories where. Or songs after, like a hundred years, you can use them like royalty free. And so you can do like, Henry viii, you can do certain historical figures, but you can't do people. Like, I tried to do one with Jeffrey Epstein. Oof. Whoa. Like, he knocks on my door to sell me something, and I bring him in and beats crap out of him. Like, that was it by using a ring camera. Because again, I'm not going to even going to post these, but I'm just experimenting. Like, I think AI writing especially for, like, somebody that's doing social media that is such an integral part of what is going to happen. Because I'm building teases out of it for podcasts. And so you can't do that stuff. And so I tried. I tried to, like, beat, beat the crap out of Jeffrey Epstein last night. My answer is, normal people won't be able to catch planes on fire. Okay. But people advanced that have the ability to write AI not just prompt. AI can, because they already do. And they can manipulate videos already. I did one where I was flying into Neyland Stadium in Knoxville on a red helicopter and all the fans are booing me. It's pretty good. Like, it was. I was pretty proud of that one. I'll show you this one real Quick. And it looks. The guy.

[Abby]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

The guy looks just like me.

[Abby]

We were flying the helicopter.

[Bobby Bones]

It's my face. Yeah.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Abby]

And sometimes your face doesn't even look like you, but those two kind of look like you.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to. Again, it's the specificity of the prompt. So, yeah, that's what's up. Okay. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Alan Jackson. It just came out about two hours ago. His final concert in Nashville is set for June 27th. So if you want to get your plane tickets wherever you want to come from. June 27th at Bridgestone Arena.

[Bobby Bones]

I did see the tease. That was him. And a guitar, or just a guitar on a stage, wasn't an AI tease. So I figured. I figured it was something like that. Nobody. Like, I was doing some teases. I can just show you some of this stuff because, again, if you're a social media person, you got to learn how to do prompts at this point. But I did teases on Clint Black being on the Bobby cast, and, like, three of them were terrible. I'll show you. Nobody cares. But I want to show you how bad it is. So this is me. I said, show me a cowboy in a black hat with a guitar. And I'm like, hey, can't wait to have you. This guy looks like he's Amish because I didn't write the prompt good enough. Look, that guy and his guitar. His head is all off his guitar.

[Abby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I was gonna, like, do a tease. Like, hey, who is this? Coming up. But Clint Black looks like I just went to an Amish farm and got somebody off a wagon. But in a year, you're not gonna be able to tell the difference at all. At all. 0%. Because it's already getting kind of close. I watched Stephen Hawking in a wrestling match yesterday. Dude. And he's dead. And. And I saw him win the championship.

[Abby]

I saw him do a nascar. He was in a NASCAR race, took the lead. He won it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's still a famous person you can use. And Martin Luther King. Because I tried to get Martin Luther King saying he had a dream that Eddie and I and Kevin win our gambling this weekend.

[Amy]

Okay. And that's.

[Bobby Bones]

And again. Again. It's terrible. It's terrible. It is. But I. Again, can I play him?

[Abby]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't play it. Why not?

[Amy]

Why? He just.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not bad.

[Abby]

It's just, you know.

[Amy]

Like, disrespectful.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Kind of. Not on purpose.

[Abby]

Not, though.

[Bobby Bones]

But you know, some people, famous people, like, for. And okay, so here's one I say to you today, my friends, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day Kevin and Eddie and brother Bobby will stand together at the window of the betting booth tickets.

[Amy]

Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I did one with a. I did a Pope one.

[Abby]

That was funny.

[Bobby Bones]

It was blessing us.

[Abby]

And my favorite is Bobby. Bobby, Eddie, Kevin, the road ahead of.

[Eddie]

You this weekend is heavy. May you carry courage and peace with you, Bobby. Receive the strength of Christ.

[Abby]

Thank you, Father Eddie.

[Eddie]

May the spirit guard.

[Amy]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know. I'm not posting.

[Amy]

I feel like the Pope one is a little more acceptable.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, neither are acceptable. Not your father.

[Amy]

I mean, if I had to rank them, I'd put the.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's all like the Pope bless our gambling. And it was just like. It's funny.

[Abby]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know, it's humor. It's comedy funny. Guys, it's just supposed to be haha little.

[Bobby Bones]

I told Eddie, I was like, I can never post these.

[Abby]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not bad.

[Amy]

But yeah, never post it, but just talk about it here.

[Abby]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I say to you today, my friends, I have a dream. I have a dream that one day Cabinet and Bobby will sit down on a Sunday, place their wages and.

[Amy]

Yeah, that one's not going to work.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, but it's so weird. It looks exactly.

[Eddie]

Yeah. The Pope one I'm just looking at from here. The Pope looked good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but. But it's going to fool everybody already on Facebook. All people are confused by everything already. Yeah, this is. That's the deal.

[Eddie]

And by the way, I said it wrong. Alan Jackson's at Nissan Stadium. He's not at Bridgestone.

[Amy]

Ooh, Nissan Stadium in July.

[Abby]

What? June.

[Eddie]

June.

[Amy]

June, June. It those summer concerts, they're hot. They are hot. Okay, Morgan, so Sabrina Carpenter, she was here in Nashville last night. She had her Grand Ole Opry debut and it was awesome.

[Eddie]

You went?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I saw the videos on social media. Yeah, she played the Opry and people were all buttered over it. But do you know how many pop people played the opera? A ton. There's a whole room at the opera for people from everybody from like Paul McCartney to. And you can go through the years, the Opry has like a special place for people that aren't country that come in to perform at the Opry. That's cool. I mean, Train performed there last week.

[Abby]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, all the people that were getting upset about her doing again, people don't care. But they only care when it's time to get angry, and that's generally how Internet culture is now.

[Eddie]

So people just think the Opry is only country music.

[Bobby Bones]

People that don't know anything get mad about Sabrina Carpenter playing the Opry when they don't actually understand the Opry. They're louder at complaining about the Opry than they've ever been at even knowing about the Opry. So. Yeah, she had Shania Twain at ACL with her this last week.

[Amy]

Yeah. And she did, like, clean versions of all of her songs, so she didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Do any cussing either.

[Amy]

So she respected.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's the thing at the Opry where you do clean versions. I always do clean versions of my stuff.

[Abby]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because when I do it my own shows, I'm as Abby. Yeah, whatever. Never mind. Never mind.

[Ray]

I'll hold that.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Abby]

Man, I was gonna do LeBron James, but it ended up being a hoax.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a hoax. An ad.

[Abby]

An ad, you know, So I don't want to get Craig Robinson, so. No, I didn't. I mean, he said so there was, like, he was gonna announce some career.

[Bobby Bones]

Change in the decision part, too.

[Abby]

Decision, whatever. And it ended up being a Hennessy ad for, like, whiskey. Yeah, I almost fell for that one. But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about this guy that he inherited $600,000 from his grandfather. When his grandfather died, he said, here, buy a house with this. This is my gift to you. He's dating some girl. He buys the house, they live together, and he's asking her to split the expenses. And she's pissed about it. She's like, why? Like, you have all this money? We didn't spend all of the money on the house. Like, why not? You just pay for the expenses with the inheritance money. And he's like, no, we're living together. I bought the house, split electricity, food, all that stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you feel about that?

[Abby]

Yeah, girl, what are you talking about? Like, forget. The inheritance is for him. He can do whatever he wants with it. It was nice of him to buy the house and let you live with him.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

So now, yes, I'm cool. Split it.

[Bobby Bones]

But does she own any of the house?

[Abby]

Nope. Zero. It was his money, and he bought it all with his money.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you, but they're not married. But are you talking about bills, or are you just talking about, like, upgrades in the house?

[Abby]

No, he said. Yeah, he said it's gonna need a new kitchen.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. She has. She doesn't pay anything.

[Abby]

For that. For that. But what about groceries and electricity?

[Bobby Bones]

Normal roommate stuff. Yes, but any sort of.

[Amy]

Investment.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Something that's going to raise value of the house. She just. That's not her house.

[Amy]

Right. Because when he sells it, because of that upgrade, she's going to get the profit, if there is one, and she's not. So unless he has a payout.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, how do you feel on this? I feel like she should have paid some of the money. For the house.

[Abby]

Absolutely not.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. No, no, no.

[Abby]

Not for the house. But I mean, if you're. It's like any other situation. You move in with your boyfriend, you.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys split groceries and bills and all that. I agree with that. Or unless you're married and you don't share accounts.

[Eddie]

Correct. Smarter that way. It keeps life simple.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Abby]

I think it's more complicated. But simple is like, you know, it all comes from the same place, so it's pretty simple.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there's just. There's just a tub and take the money out of the tub and pay whatever with the tub money because we share the tub.

[Abby]

Simple.

[Bobby Bones]

Simple. That would be simple. But, hey, everybody's got their own way. You're not wrong.

[Eddie]

No, it's not simple, because, Eddie, your wife comes home in new shoes. You're like, man, how much were those shoes? And you got to talk about that. And it's like. And it gets awkward. And it's like.

[Abby]

It's not awkward. I just say, like, hey, those are cool and all.

[Bobby Bones]

But and all. You hit her with the and all.

[Amy]

Why is there a but?

[Abby]

Well, sometimes, like, because, like, say this month, we're trying to save money, and then she comes home with shoes. There's a little conversation about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's not simple.

[Abby]

I thought we were trying to save money.

[Eddie]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

And then she says, you played golf twice. No.

[Amy]

Okay, so see, one awkward conversation for the other lunchbox has to be like, hey, babe, I went to the grocery store. You're Gonna owe me 37% of this. And then also.

[Bobby Bones]

And yogurt went up this week, so, you know, I'm a little more than normal.

[Amy]

Right, right.

[Abby]

Marriage is full of awkward.

[Amy]

Like, don't. Don't eat that. That's not your half.

[Eddie]

I don't ever say that.

[Bobby Bones]

Marriage is full of awkward conversations. I'd like to give you one now.

[Abby]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

But awkward and not a bad way. Like, my wife just texted me and said, find it. You going to Knoxville Saturday? Because Arkansas plays at Tennessee. And I said, the more I think about it, I don't think so.

[Amy]

I thought you blurred, though. But you've thought about it more.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it was an.

[Abby]

It was an AI video.

[Eddie]

Literally.

[Bobby Bones]

That was me on a helicopter. That was aic. People are already getting full. And we thought I was in a helicopter already in Knoxville.

[Amy]

No, you said it just the other day, like, I'm gonna go to Knoxville.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I thought.

[Amy]

Because I was like, should.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought about it a lot.

[Amy]

I. I know once I said that, I was like, oh, yeah. But I haven't taken into consideration all the thinking you did.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Because I don't have tickets yet. And that's not a problem at this point. I would probably buy tickets. And not because most of the time, if not all the time, I can just hit up my people at university markets. I'll be like, hey, I'm coming. Because I donate a good amount, but I don't ask for season tickets because I don't. I'm not there enough to go to the season ticket games. And also there's a tax thing, too. Like, that's something you get for a donation. So I'm just like, cool, Just take care of me when I come up. They put me in a suite. It's all good. I go a couple home games a year, and so I wouldn't ask them for tickets now this late. So I'd have to buy them. And I haven't bought them. And then two. It's already. Is today Wednesday? Yeah, it's already Wednesday. And she's not going to go because she's pregnant. And not only that, that's only secondary. The Texas in Oklahoma play, and she'll want to watch that game more than she would ever want to go. And go along with me to the Arkansas Tennessee game.

[Amy]

The Tennessee game. I'm going to. They're playing Oklahoma?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Is she going to go to that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but good.

[Eddie]

Sidebar.

[Amy]

Well, I just looked at the schedule.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I didn't know that'd be a good one, though. It's in Neyland this year.

[Amy]

That's what. I'm only going because y' all said I wasn't going to go. But I was invited. My boyfriend invited me with his family, and I was like, I don't think I'm gonna go. But then y' all are like, that'd be a really cool experience.

[Bobby Bones]

It is a cool experience.

[Amy]

So I'm. I'm doing it because y' all told me anyway.

[Bobby Bones]

I said, I don't think so. And then she said, why not? You should go.

[Abby]

Ooh.

[Amy]

Oh, she wants to chillax on Saturday.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you think that's what that means? Do you think it's that without you? Do you think it's that or that she wants me to go have a good time? Oh, she wants you to go have a good time.

[Amy]

I'm sure she wants you to have a good time.

[Abby]

That's what I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me ask her. Hold on.

[Amy]

Or she's making plans.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, we're talking about this Knoxville game. And I said, hey, I don't think I'm going to go. And I told them that you said, why not? You should. So the debate is, are you wanting me to go because you think I would have a good time and you want me to have a good time, or are you wanting me to go because you would have a better time if I was gone? If you get this in the next few minutes, would you let me know? Thank you. Bye. So we'll see.

[Abby]

I just take their word for what it is. I never look deep into the meaning of the.

[Amy]

Do you really think she's going to reply back with, I just want you gone?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. No doubt.

[Abby]

Like, that's the way marriage should be.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't you think my wife would say, if I want you gone? She'd say that? Yes.

[Amy]

Like, I also think she considers your feelings.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, she would be honest about that part.

[Abby]

Like, my wife would say, like, I just want to be alone.

[Amy]

I think it's probably, like, both. She wants you to have a good time.

[Bobby Bones]

No one outranks the other. We'll just see which one it is.

[Amy]

Let's see.

[Bobby Bones]

But also, I don't. It's Wednesday already and I don't have ticket. Mike, will you look up tickets and see if I were to buy some?

[Abby]

Oh, gosh, they're not gonna be cheap.

[Bobby Bones]

What is cheap anymore?

[Abby]

I would say they're probably going to be in the thousands.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no.

[Abby]

You don't think so? What?

[Bobby Bones]

That would be if you fit the yard line right in the middle.

[Abby]

You're sitting nosebleeds. You're not going to sit up there?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but you could get. Get good tickets for a couple hundred bucks each, probably.

[Abby]

How many?

[Bobby Bones]

Two. I mean, I would say one. I'm not going by myself. I don't even have any. I haven't even asked me to go.

[Abby]

500 minimum.

[Amy]

My friend texted me, if you were at that Notre Dame, what was it.

[Bobby Bones]

Last weekend for, like, on the 50 yard line? 500 bucks a ticket. So you're wrong.

[Abby]

What's 500 times two?

[Bobby Bones]

You said thousands A Thousand, you said. No. If you did that section D, row 2, and you did those two tickets, Mike, what it would it be with all taxes and everything? Oh, yeah.

[Abby]

Don't forget the taxes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dude, they throw fees on you. Thousands. There you go. You see it? Yeah. $1082. Those fees aren't, Are there? No fees added. It says almost a hundred dollars each.

[Abby]

Yeah. When you check out, though, they'll get you. You can always do.

[Bobby Bones]

I just don't want to go and get our brains blown out and then.

[Abby]

For three days, like, get beat really bad.

[Amy]

I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

And then for three days, I can't stop singing anything but Rocky Top because that's all they do in that stadium. She said I just should. I just said, you should with no real thought behind it. There you go. It wasn't that serious. Oh, so I guess because you want to and have been talking about it.

[Amy]

So she's just encouraging.

[Abby]

That's what we thought. You thought it was something different. Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy said. I didn't say that.

[Amy]

I said, oh, it looks like somebody may want a little time to themselves.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on, Eddie. And I thought it was coming from a good place in your heart. Stop.

[Abby]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

And Amy is the one that said, oh, she wants you out of the house.

[Amy]

He's exaggerating.

[Abby]

No, that's accurate.

[Bobby Bones]

That's accurate. Yes, it's accurate.

[Amy]

I don't think Eddie. What?

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Whatever.

[Eddie]

She can't hear you.

[Amy]

Yeah, she can.

[Bobby Bones]

She can probably hear it from this.

[Amy]

Yes. I'm yelling.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not in a microphone, but yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought you were doing a, like, voice. Like, where it's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. You ever heard Lunchbox do that?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

He's like, period.

[Abby]

That's how he texts.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

He goes, space.

[Abby]

Hey, I'm on my way home, period. Do you want me to pick up food? Question mark? I love you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's how you. That's how you're supposed to do it.

[Eddie]

It's like, I don't understand what the.

[Bobby Bones]

You, too.

[Abby]

It's gonna be a run on if you just say it all.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't put pun. You didn't. Question mark. If you want actual punctuation. We know.

[Amy]

We know.

[Bobby Bones]

You two are being haters for. You guys are totally wrong.

[Abby]

If I said, I'm on my way, I want to pick up food. Do you want something? It's just going to write it all out, and she's going to be like, I don't understand this.

[Eddie]

Which is going to be very annoying.

[Abby]

To read it.

[Eddie]

It's not easy to read.

[Bobby Bones]

It does do punctuation. Only if you say it. You guys, you're wrong.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You guys feel dumb on this one.

[Abby]

She's going to be like, I just read your text, but it doesn't make any sense to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right. You guys are wrong. And now you're just making jokes.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

To cover your wrongness. I got a side with him on this one.

[Eddie]

Good try, though. There you go, Eddie. Trying to be funny again.

[Abby]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it was funny. No, it was funny, but it was wrong.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a fine line between showing confidence and coming off as arrogant. Dr. Ernesto Lyra de la Rosa, Ph.D. explains these phrases that if you say them, you will sound arrogant. Number one, Obviously. Obviously. It's da, da, da, da, da.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Comes across a little arrogant because you're going, it's obvious to me, maybe not to you. Number two, I already knew that.

[Abby]

I hate when people say that.

[Eddie]

My kids say that a lot.

[Abby]

I know, it's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Number three. Well, it's common sense, but yeah, I don't like anything.

[Amy]

Who are we saying these things to?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys say this crap to me all the time.

[Abby]

No, we don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Not to brag, but I feel like.

[Amy]

We say these things but with sarcasm. Like Avi.

[Eddie]

None of us say Avi.

[Bobby Bones]

No, one of us says you don't either. Obviously you might say that, but we don't say Abby. Okay, I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but you guys would say that to me about parenting?

[Abby]

No, we wouldn't. We would never say. You wouldn't understand this.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but yeah. Stop trying to be funny, dude.

[Abby]

I don't think I've ever said that.

[Bobby Bones]

Trying to be funny. Just, you know, it's me trying to.

[Abby]

Be funny all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Abby]

For the whole crew?

[Bobby Bones]

Or the capability to go off road? Maybe it's up to 600 plus miles range. What if it's all of that and more? What is it then?

[Abby]

The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid? So much more than just another SUV.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Caller]

No, this is Debbie from Georgia.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Hey, we've been struggling today with the names. Go Ahead.

[Caller]

That's okay. Hey, I was just. The comment about the crybaby. You know, I'm a mother and a grandmother and I'm old school. You know, it a baby. You can't control the baby crying. I get that. It's a baby, but, you know, you take the baby out because obviously the baby's not enjoying himself. And how can the mother enjoy herself if the baby's screaming bloody murder or being loud? You can't. So you take the baby out and try to console the baby, try to get it to calm down or whatever.

[Amy]

And then if.

[Caller]

If that happens, you go back in, but it's not. You go to the house.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. No, but.

[Amy]

But the problem.

[Caller]

But the problem is no one has. There's a lack of common sense anymore. I'm sorry. You know, there is that time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Seemingly.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I just don't think. Right.

[Caller]

I just don't think you subject everybody in the restaurant to your unhappy baby.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think generally most people understand a crying baby as part of life. I do. Because I think most adults have probably had a baby at some point.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So not.

[Amy]

Not me, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Not you. No. Yeah. Everybody but you. Every adult but you. So I think most people are understanding. I just think it gets to a point where if it's just a total screech and it's ruining the experience that other people have paid for, that it is the responsibility of the parent to at least give some temporary relief. You don't have to go home. You can go outside, try to calm the baby down. Then if it doesn't work, maybe you gotta make a tough decision. And maybe that decision is. Well, until the baby gets to where it doesn't screech randomly in public places. Maybe we don't even take the baby out. But what do I know? I ain't had a baby yet.

[Abby]

Not yet.

[Bobby Bones]

And what does Amy know?

[Abby]

She didn't have a baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

She never had one.

[Amy]

Never will get to.

[Bobby Bones]

You think that's over. That ship sailed, I think.

[Amy]

I mean. No. Could I Maybe. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

But Charles Kelly's wife just had a baby.

[Amy]

I think she's younger than me.

[Bobby Bones]

In her 40s.

[Amy]

Yeah. So she's a little younger, I think, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but if she, like. Would you look that up? If she is younger, it's only by a couple years. It's not like you're 15 years older than her. Yes, she's 42.

[Amy]

Okay. And I'm almost 45.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not. How old are you?

[Amy]

44.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's two years.

[Eddie]

Two years. My friend who's 44 just had a baby girl.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, I know plenty of women in their 40s.

[Bobby Bones]

She's, like, 91. Had a baby.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. I think it's just at this point, do we want to start that whole process over again? I mean, and then that would mean me getting, like, right now I have a boyfriend, but does he become my husband, and then do we become parents?

[Bobby Bones]

You know, that doesn't have to happen in that order. It helps.

[Amy]

I don't want to have a baby out of wedlock.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you rather have a baby? Would you rather have a baby not in wedlock or not have a baby at all? If you had to pick one, I.

[Amy]

Would like a very, very, very, very committed partner. If I'm having a baby, what would you.

[Bobby Bones]

If right now, Little angel.

[Abby]

Hello.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a little angel.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I have landed on your shoulder, and I present you with two options. Option one is I shall grant you a baby, and it will be born inside of you. And the dad is another angel up in heaven, so you don't even know who it is, but you can have the baby.

[Amy]

Or.

[Bobby Bones]

And then another, like, angry, like, devil, and you get no baby at all. Which one do you choose?

[Amy]

If I, a miraculous, fatherless baby or no baby at all? I think I'm going to right now go, no. No baby at all. I need a partner. I already have two children.

[Bobby Bones]

That's Jesus part two. You missed that. No, I'm a fatherless baby.

[Abby]

You didn't catch on with the story.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Jesus part two.

[Eddie]

Of course.

[Amy]

I know I'm not Mary.

[Abby]

You could have been.

[Bobby Bones]

You're Amy.

[Abby]

But you said no.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Amy.

[Amy]

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't want that responsibility.

[Abby]

Think if you had the baby, you can talk about all this stuff that we're talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

It'd be so much content.

[Amy]

Could y' all imagine if I came to y' all and I have a miraculous conception?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we'd be like, no, for sure. You hooked up with somebody, Amy's crazy, and you just don't even want to tell us.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, I'm sure you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure they said that to Mary, too.

[Abby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like, yeah, right. Mary, she's like, no, trust me. And we would. Eventually. We would. I don't. I don't think we'd ever believe you, but. But you'd rather not have a baby.

[Amy]

At all if I. That meant, like, just me raising it on my own right now.

[Bobby Bones]

You wouldn't be on your own. It takes a village. Yeah, we'd all help you look at all of us.

[Amy]

Okay. Yeah, well, then I would have. So then I have to explain to my boyfriend that I'm miraculously pregnant.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's easy because everybody would totally understand. There's a little angel landed on your shoulder and told you.

[Amy]

Okay. I guess. Yeah. I don't. I mean, do I sometimes look at babies and think, wow, I want to experience what that's like, to create something myself. I have been blessed to raise two adopted children. They're great. And then I. My. My boyfriend has three kids. I feel like I've taken on a role for them. And that's great.

[Bobby Bones]

But wouldn't it be nice to start over to be able to have an opinion, though, about screaming babies in restaurants? Right.

[Abby]

Because right now you don't.

[Amy]

So I do all this for that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just Charlie Brown, Wal.

[Amy]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You do all that so you can have an opinion for this one specific segment.

[Amy]

My words mean nothing. I know. So simply just to say, yeah, I've had a baby boom, Right. So I can have an opinion about crying babies.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes, now you're on it.

[Amy]

I don't know that that's a reason to become a mom, but how cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Would it be if mom had to land it on your shoulder and talk to you? That'd be awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, that would be.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be worth the price of admission of having a baby itself.

[Amy]

You're not wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

So where do you land on this? No baby.

[Amy]

No baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let me call. Hey. She's chosen. The record for the oldest person to give birth belongs to Ermati Manigama, an Indian woman who gave birth to twins at the age of 74 in 2019.

[Abby]

Wow. How does that happen?

[Eddie]

Well, so what happens?

[Bobby Bones]

An angel landed on her shoulder and says 74. Oldest mother ever to give birth. When your body is that old and you're having a baby, like natural, right? You think you just like fall out? No.

[Abby]

What do you mean, just falls out?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I mean your body has like lost a lot of elasticity. So at 74.

[Amy]

But there's bones and stuff. Don't your hip. Well, I don't know. Has the 74 year old given birth before? Because then the hips widen.

[Bobby Bones]

Great point, Great point.

[Amy]

I don't know, guys. I can't speak on this. I've never given birth at 74.

[Bobby Bones]

Especially at 74.

[Amy]

Especially at 74. But 44. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a theory?

[Amy]

30 years.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a theory about birth. Would you like to hear it? Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

[Abby]

Get ready.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Buckle up.

[Amy]

Well, what is it? I am curious.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. It's not really about whenever you're having the baby, but I get these videos now because I talk about it even on the show. And obviously our social media is listening to us, right? So I get these videos of guys putting on the labor simulator. And so they strap it to themselves, and they attach those things, and they're like, oh, ow. My theory is they turn those things up about 1.75%, because there's no way we can tell if it's true or not. And they can't put those on a guy. And the guy go, that's okay. That can't happen. So they have to, like, rip the. Dude. It's got to hurt so bad. Or why even have that product? Because imagine they're like, we're bringing that to Baby Simulator 1000. All right, Sean, you guys wanted to try it?

[Ray]

Yeah, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I've been wanting to put this thing on my whole life. Let's see what happens. I really want to feel what she feels. This would be a funny bit. Funny joke. And to get camera ready for tick tock puts them on, and they're like, all right, we're gonna start. We're put you at 8 out of 10. You're gonna feel it. All right, let me hear it. And go. Okay.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I could see where it's only comfortable. Like, that would be terrible for it. So my theory is they turn that thing up higher than it really is.

[Eddie]

It's actually not a bad theory. And the guys have to act like it hurts, or else it's like, oh, my gosh. And they're gonna just keep turning up. Bobby's right onto something. He he. The product.

[Bobby Bones]

You get a whooping as a kid, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you'd be like, ow, ow, ow, ow. And really be like.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

But. But if you don't go, ow, ow, ow, they hit harder.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Amy]

I feel like I was a little evil when I was young because I would laugh at my parents when they would spank me.

[Abby]

Ooh, that is evil. Y. That would make me so mad.

[Bobby Bones]

The problem with that is, thinking back.

[Amy]

I. I couldn't control it. I would just start laughing.

[Abby]

Oh, you're like the joker.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I just feel like, as funny as it might be, it's just in best interest of everyone involved that you act like it hurts. One so they can stop and too. So it doesn't have to hurt eventually. Because they didn't turn up. They didn't turn the volume up on you?

[Amy]

No, I mean, I don't remember that. I mean, I don't think it was every single time. I just know there were times that I would get in trouble and I would just laugh. And looking back, that seems really creepy.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me go to Jen. Jen, you're on the show. Hello. Hello.

[Caller]

Morning, studio.

[Abby]

Morning.

[Caller]

I just wanted to say with the whole situation with the baby crying at the restaurant, I wanted to give all of or you and Amy my total support in that I had three children, and when they were really small, if they started screaming and yelling in the restaurant, we left. And it wasn't fun for us, but we didn't feel that it was right for us to ruin everybody else's evening either, so I wanted to give you full support. And it doesn't matter that you don't have small children. You can still feel like people shouldn't let their babies scream and cry.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we were shamed a bit, let's be honest. And you know what? We reacted to that shame. I still feel the same way I felt. And I appreciate your call because I agree with you, but I never had a baby, so I can't really have full opinion, and neither can Amy. We can't have full opinions. But, yeah, I agree. I think I will be that parent where I don't want anybody else, up to a point, to have their night ruined because I have a screaming child.

[Abby]

Yeah, up to a point.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like the baby's going to cry a little bit. All good. Yeah, that you just showbiz, baby. You're in public. I do believe that. But there is a point where even you can take it from a baby. Let's just say a drunk guy at a table who's a guy yelling, watching. Again, you can be drunk and a little annoying, and people are like, all right, that guy's annoying, but what are we gonna do? Nothing. We're not gonna say. But if he gets wildly loud and obnoxious, okay, buddy, you gotta go. So it's not about a baby. It's not about a man or a woman. It's just in society, there is a level that we will accept because we understand we're in public. And then there's a level where it's too much and you're ruining everybody else's time that they've paid for. Jen, I appreciate the call. Thank you very much.

[Caller]

Absolutely. Have a good day.

[Bobby Bones]

See you later. Let's do some voicemails. Here we go to voicemail number one. Hit it.

[Caller]

Amy said she doesn't use her turn signals, and that is one of my absolute biggest pet peeves in the whole entire world. Why, Amy, do you not use your turn signals? That's all I want to know.

[Bobby Bones]

Love the show.

[Caller]

Amy, why do you not use your turn signals? Okay, I'm sorry.

[Amy]

I'm sorry. It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer. Not an apology.

[Amy]

I need to apologize, though, because I. I get that. Yes. Let me clarify. I. I do use them occasionally.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. But she needs an answer as to why you.

[Amy]

When I'm not using them. There. It's. There's not really cars around, and my car has that thing where it'll, like, correct me back into a lane if I don't have the signal. So I like fighting with my car because, like, I try to get over and it's like. And then it'll, like, jerk me back into the lane because it. And then I'm like, if I would just turn on the blinker, I could cross the lane with ease.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys have this in your car?

[Abby]

Yeah, the autocorrect.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Yeah, my wife does.

[Bobby Bones]

If you turn the. Yes.

[Amy]

If you turn the blinker on, it.

[Bobby Bones]

Doesn'T correct you because it knows you're going that way.

[Abby]

You have to fight the wheel.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't, it's like bumper. It's like the bumpers in a bowling alley. It's like. No, no, no. Amy fights through the bumper.

[Abby]

That's how bad you don't want to use.

[Bobby Bones]

And.

[Amy]

And it goes like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like.

[Amy]

My son sometimes is like, mom, what is happening? And I'm like, well, I just. Son, I just need to put on my blinker.

[Bobby Bones]

But the extra effort that you're doing with fighting the will, why.

[Amy]

I can't explain it, but I will say, if there are cars around, I, of course, use the blinker because I like to give. I like that courtesy.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not a courtesy.

[Ray]

That's standard.

[Amy]

I know. I like to give a heads up.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the law.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's not a courtesy.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the law.

[Amy]

I know. I don't know why I'm this way. I will work on it. I'm sorry. I guess it's just like, sometimes just an extra thing.

[Abby]

That'S not muscle memory. Like, if you're turning left just to.

[Amy]

Hit that muscle memory now is fighting my steering wheel.

[Bobby Bones]

She starts to come in and her arms are starting to be really strong. We're like, dang, your Biceps, like, huge. And she's like, yeah, I've been doing a lot of extra. Not turning my blinker on lately.

[Abby]

Fighting the wheel.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Amy]

So I am sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Caller]

Number two, regarding lunchbox going to pet blessings. I think he should do it. I think it'd be a great segment. He mentioned the other day how he hadn't found a church and maybe the lottery gods would also be present during the blessing. And I think everybody would like to know an update on this.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't think the lottery gods care about a pet blessing.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't know the lottery gods because they've never been in your life. Right.

[Eddie]

They've never. They've never graced me with their presence. They are there somewhere for some people. They seem to like them more than me for some reason. I don't know what those people are.

[Bobby Bones]

Doing, but, you know, can I make a controversial suggestion?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Get your lottery tickets blessed.

[Abby]

Why don't you go to the pet blessing and take a lottery ticket?

[Bobby Bones]

Or even better, take your pet. But you have a lottery ticket in your pocket. Riders are doing the water over it. Put the ticket in it real quick. Yes, yes. Like, come out of nowhere and be like, woo.

[Abby]

You could probably tell the priest to sprinkle something on the ticket.

[Bobby Bones]

I would surprise him. He'll say no. So I would surprise him with it. Like when he's sprinkling on the water, quickly put the ticket under it.

[Eddie]

I got a question. Can I just go to a church and, like, knock on the door and be like, hey, Father.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, knock on the door. It depends what kind of church if you go to. Catholic church. Different than, like a Baptist church. Baptist church not gonna be open. Preacher ain't gonna be there on a Wednesday at noon.

[Eddie]

Oh, see, I was thinking I'll just stop by with my lottery tickets on the way home from the gas station and be like, hey, Father, I bought these. Is there any way you could say a few words for my lottery tickets tonight?

[Abby]

I mean, there are times when they say they're open for, like, confession, but that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Confession is Catholic.

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah, he's Catholic.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I know, but I'm saying it depends on what church. He's like, I don't have a church. So if you're, like, looking for any, I don't know what you're going to do. But only Catholic churches are open because the priest is.

[Eddie]

I didn't realize that.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

That Catholic church is the only ones that are open all the time.

[Abby]

Well, there's offices in the other Churches you can probably go to.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but there's not, like, Father.

[Abby]

The Father. Like, the pastor might be in there. In the office.

[Bobby Bones]

He might be in the office, but.

[Eddie]

So the other pastors don't. At other churches, they go play like preachers. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not always at the church. Oh, you can't just go knock on the door at 11am on a Thursday and expect the preacher to be there.

[Abby]

Yeah, well, they have families, too, sometimes, you know, like, really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Yeah. The priest doesn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Priest. No family, just.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they don't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Next. Voicemail. Amy's psychic vision. I think that you were so close, and I think her vision was still completely accurate because Kansas City goes up late in the fourth quarter, the balloon going up, but then Jacksonville popped it. Right. And they win the. They win the game.

[Eddie]

Her vision was correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Your interpretation was so close, but I think you need to give her another chance. She's on to something here. Thanks. Love you guys. Bye.

[Amy]

Maybe, maybe, maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't hate it. I have interpreted things wrong before.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But also her interpretation. Your interpretation was met with a jinx, though, is why we can't really look at it, as they say, in a vacuum. Because you jinxed it after you interpreted it or after you saw it.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You can never talk about a game during a game in a positive way. Like, that's a rule. Yeah, I think we'd all agree with that.

[Amy]

Yeah. I tampered with the prediction.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because easily your story affected that game.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No doubt about it. Your story has enough power that it affected that game. It cost. Well, that's a lot of money. I'm up to doing it again this week.

[Abby]

Putting her back in the room.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But I don't want her to know anything about anything.

[Amy]

I don't know anything about it because.

[Bobby Bones]

There'S a whole slate of games, and I want to see just, like, what comes to mind. But I appreciate that call. I'm open to having misinterpreted, but I'm also open to me having properly interpreted and Amy ruining it with a jinx. So we really don't know.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next.

[Caller]

I am listening to the Monday podcast, and Amy just mentioned that she got a massage in a room full of people. I need details, please.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. So in Austin, I don't know, there's this place off, like, Stasney Lane or something. It was like the massage school you went.

[Eddie]

You know, that explains it.

[Amy]

I thought it was just like a. Yeah, so it. They would all be in training, so they were. Had to get a certain amount of hours, and you could go there and get a discounted massage. So for, I don't know, 30 bucks or whatever. But they just had a bunch of massage beds because it was a school. And then you would just have to get a massage with a bunch of other people.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think that would be comfortable for me.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Me getting rubbed with a bunch of people around.

[Amy]

I mean, it's also like, one of.

[Bobby Bones]

My buddies would be like, we're going to a strip club. Like, eight dudes.

[Amy]

No, this is not like that.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know, but this is how I think about it.

[Abby]

I know what you're saying.

[Bobby Bones]

And there are, like, eight dudes watching, like, all getting, like, turned on together. And I'm like, that, to me, does not seem fun.

[Amy]

That's weird. No, I think.

[Abby]

Were you guys in your undies?

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I'm saying.

[Eddie]

How do you get naked and get under the sheet?

[Amy]

I still. I mean, maybe I left. Maybe I had a bra and underwear on.

[Bobby Bones]

North Face coat, hoodie guys, they have.

[Amy]

A pair of jeans, a sheet over.

[Bobby Bones]

You with other people around.

[Amy]

Yeah. But everybody's got their head down, their eyes closed. It's dark in the room, but you.

[Eddie]

Got to get undressed to get on the table. So when you're getting undressed, people are looking at you.

[Amy]

Yeah. And this was my dress.

[Bobby Bones]

When I get a. I wear shorts.

[Amy]

Yeah. I wear my underwear. And. And this is early 20s. Guys.

[Bobby Bones]

We.

[Amy]

We didn't have money, like, the 1920s. No.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I thought. 20s, 1922.

[Amy]

It was when we were in our early 20s and spending a lot of money on a massage just didn't make sense, you know? So, like, to get a deal like that. Yeah, I wasn't too good for it.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a massage in the 20s. It was late for me. Have we even. Abby. A massage yet?

[Eddie]

No.

[Abby]

Oh, Abby's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba. What's latest on that? Do we just want Lunchbox to do it?

[Abby]

I think you're saying. I mean, that'd be kind of fun. I think you're saying you're just going to handle it because we had a problem behind the scenes with it. We got to get Lunchbox to do it.

[Amy]

So do we just need to book it, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Which means you need to book it.

[Bobby Bones]

Which means you need to shut up. Yeah, I know. I just need to be reminded if. How about this? What's massage cost? 125. Yeah. Ish.

[Amy]

150.

[Eddie]

About 1.

[Bobby Bones]

150. Yeah. Okay. You two are trying to make a little slice of sides.

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

And a 10% fee. You guys are full of crap.

[Amy]

I'm not full of crap.

[Eddie]

That's where you go.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I'm familiar with the song. Both of you guys are like, yeah, yeah. Don't forget the 10% holding fee. Do you want them to come in.

[Abby]

Studio and do it on the stage or is that. She goes.

[Amy]

No, she's going to go somewhere.

[Abby]

That would be weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Abby]

I mean, that's the biz.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because she can go somewhere. She can do it in my office where it's closed.

[Amy]

No.

[Abby]

Yeah, because they're traveling masseuses.

[Amy]

We. Are y' all forgetting the conclusion we came to?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm forgetting everything.

[Amy]

Okay. We decided that ultimately for this to be an authentic experience for Abby and for her to feel free to give whatever opinion she needs to give about the masseuse. If we bring someone in, then Abby's not going to feel like she can come and put anybody on blast if it was a negative experience.

[Abby]

So what do we say?

[Amy]

We're. She's just going to go somewhere random, and no one's going to know that she's the person giving a reveal.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it? Yeah. Okay. Abby.

[Amy]

Yeah. You're welcome.

[Bobby Bones]

This is what I'm going to do right now. I'm going to Venmo you $150. Do not cut them in.

[Amy]

Nobody's wanting to be cut in.

[Eddie]

No one wants a cut.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything extra? You never know with you guys. My wife just. I'll get to this in a second.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

She just asked me.

[Abby]

You were saying anything extra.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything extra you just keep.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That doesn't mean go tip.

[Abby]

Don't go cheap.

[Bobby Bones]

That doesn't mean go get a $40. No, I will not go cheap. I want this to be good.

[Amy]

The last one was not.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, $150. Venmo sent.

[Amy]

I'm gonna find them on Facebook.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now you have it. Craigslist.

[Eddie]

Find him on Facebook.

[Bobby Bones]

Do this. This is what my request. Since it's my money. Have Amy help you find the person.

[Amy]

Oh, I'm down with that. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Will you help her? I'll pay for it. You manage it and schedule it, and then we'll get a whole deal.

[Amy]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Is Abby open to a dude, or does it have to be a girl since the last one was a dude?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, you can handle that. Whatever she wants.

[Amy]

I think we leave it up to the Lord.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes the Lord picks it up because the Lord picked one for me to kiss. My head once. And, you know, and I thought to myself, lord, why did you give me that woman who kissed my head on a massage? Okay.

[Amy]

So I was just gonna. I was gonna say this is how I was just leaving it up to. However it falls together, get a time from Abby. I call a place and say, hey, I need this day and time. Just book me with whoever you have. And then. It's just so random. She's leaving it up to fate, this massage.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Abby can request a sex.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Abby]

Do you wanna?

[Bobby Bones]

I do.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Now they're different. Because this is going to sound a bit sexist. Generally, I have found men to have bigger hands and be stronger for when I have injuries. I like to go to men.

[Amy]

I don't feel like you need to say that. That's typically.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Because I'm so sick of people getting on my balls and my DMs about everything. I freaking say. Oh, yeah. Just a little bit. I'm in my DGAF season now. Except I was like. Anyway, Abby, you just tell Amy I'll let you handle it.

[Amy]

Yeah, you tell me.

[Bobby Bones]

And then can we do it in the next three or four days?

[Amy]

Oh, I'm good with that. Oh, get the massage in the next three or four days.

[Abby]

What did you think?

[Amy]

You're not good with that anywhere. Kind of like quality might be a little more booked out. Were you sending her to Paris? No, but do we.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. I don't know. I mean, the person that I have comes to my house.

[Amy]

I know I've gone to one where.

[Abby]

I've done the day off.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it good?

[Abby]

Yeah, it's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Was that a parlor?

[Abby]

No, no. Isn't a shopping mall like a little outdoor shopping mall?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. No, no, that's good. Yeah. Like, one of those places is good. Like, without saying a brand, those places.

[Abby]

I think you know what I'm talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

Those places are good. That's like a real. That's like a real brand. Yeah. Yeah.

[Abby]

Everyone knows the name.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it, got it. Yeah. I get injured so much. I have, like, my own person that comes to my house where I'm like.

[Amy]

Abby, can you text me time?

[Bobby Bones]

Pull the hamstring.

[Eddie]

Come over.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Just do it. After we're done here, you guys figure it out.

[Amy]

She's gonna text me. Times texting. Thank you.

[Abby]

All right, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

We make everything more difficult. And I'm part of it. I'm part of it. I'm part of.

[Ray]

We.

[Bobby Bones]

We make everything way more difficult than it is. Okay. I wonder, can you do this Amy.

[Amy]

Uh huh.

[Bobby Bones]

After we finish this part of the podcast, can you guys take a few minutes and see if you could actually book it before we do the show in the morning? Because I would like to talk about it on tomorrow's show with a hey, this is when it's gonna happen type thing.

[Amy]

Okay, thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me voicemail 5. Amy got a story with fake news in it about George Clooney being in taxi. I think since we don't really enforce the already brought up stories, like if Lunchbox told a story, then Eddie brought it up later on because he didn't hear it, we don't enforce that punishment anymore. I think now that if we bring fake news, there should be a punishment automatic.

[Caller]

Let me know what you think.

[Amy]

No, let me clarify. I didn't bring face. I didn't bring. I didn't bring fake news. I misinterpreted the reading the story incorrectly. That is on me. The way I read it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Amy]

Yeah, so that was.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, so I agree with the guy. But not about you specifically.

[Amy]

Now we punish. My brain's processing.

[Abby]

Well, that's what we do anyway. We forget stories.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't hate it. But on this you read it to say something that it didn't say. But okay, I could see where you would think that.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So. But I understand his point and I'm with him. I'm with him. But it's hard. Like sometimes fake news is hard.

[Abby]

It is hard. You got triple check.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

It starts off with being like, no way is this real? And then you just like look, Google it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you tell your friend and they're like, no way. And you're like, yeah. And so then you like doubly commit to it and then you're like, yes. And then, then it just. It's born. Yeah, you tell everybody. Okay, thank you. By the way, you guys can leave us voicemails anytime. 877 77. Bobby, one other thing is that Raymundo is selling mums if anyone is interested.

[Eddie]

Like homecoming mums.

[Bobby Bones]

Really?

[Amy]

Is he doing.

[Bobby Bones]

He's right behind you, Ray.

[Amy]

Are you doing corsages and boutonnieres too?

[Ray]

No, no, no, no. These are the laundry basket sized ones that you put in your doorway of your home.

[Abby]

I don't understand.

[Ray]

So they're in the country and since.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys moms, what'd you think?

[Amy]

I was thinking for homecoming mom.

[Abby]

That's a mom.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a mom.

[Amy]

No, but he's selling the mum. The plant that you put on your.

[Bobby Bones]

Imagine. Imagine Wearing that, though.

[Amy]

No, they're different.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but still, imagine wearing that as my point. You know, awesome that would be.

[Amy]

You can't wear it. It's huge.

[Bobby Bones]

You wear it on your head.

[Abby]

Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

People have told me I can't do things my whole life, and you know what? And I freaking did it.

[Abby]

Right?

[Amy]

Okay. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead, Ray.

[Ray]

So y' all let me know. I'm bringing them from the country into the city because they don't really sell them here. 50 a pop. They're huge. You can probably fit one in your doorway if a big house, too. And you can do yellow, white, orange, or maroon.

[Amy]

Unpopular opinion here. But I think moms are so ugly.

[Bobby Bones]

Well.

[Ray]

And sadly, they only last 45 days.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not helping your cause.

[Eddie]

Beautiful.

[Ray]

45 days, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray's like. And here's the thing to suck about it in case you.

[Ray]

I'll show you guys the pictures. Amy, we got two in the doorway. It is beautiful tone for fall.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe.

[Amy]

Maybe I can be convinced.

[Bobby Bones]

Spooky.

[Ray]

Susan, you know, when the trick or treaters come, you want the mums at the front.

[Abby]

Man, I don't know what he's talking about. Like, I don't.

[Amy]

Moms.

[Eddie]

You don't know what Mom?

[Bobby Bones]

Can you text Scuba a picture and have him put it up on the wall? Yep.

[Abby]

And by the way, $50. I bought them at my son's school for $8 a pop.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Ray]

But I'm bringing them from the country to the city.

[Abby]

I don't care. They brought those from the country to the city.

[Bobby Bones]

Like he's not already driving in every day from.

[Amy]

Maybe razor bigger.

[Abby]

Holy crap. Yeah, no, they're. They're all standard one size.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you text rip off? I'm putting it up. Okay, we got up on the screen. We're gonna go over here.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

Got it. So these are just plants?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

No, they're mums. Yeah.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Abby]

They're mum.

[Bobby Bones]

Is any plant just a plant? Isn't a human just a human? Somebody can say that about you. Are you just a human being? No. No. I apologize.

[Abby]

Yeah, but. So this is just a big mum plant?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Abby]

And did Ray plan it? Like, did he grow it? I don't understand. Or did he just buy it and then reselling it?

[Ray]

I got a deal with a guy, and he said if you can go ahead and further my business into the Broadway scene, then you help me, I help you. We scratch each other's back. I'll be the transportation. So he. Not a lot of people are going to the country.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you like a Ponzi scheme for moms?

[Ray]

There you go.

[Amy]

Okay, those moms are pretty. I don't see moms like that.

[Abby]

The grocery store.

[Bobby Bones]

That looks like a Google image for moms. Not.

[Amy]

You saw some that beautiful at the grocery store.

[Abby]

As soon as you walk in, I.

[Amy]

Always see them and they're a little sparse.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, that. There's no way those are the mums Ray selling.

[Abby]

That's what he's talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I want to see Ray's mom.

[Amy]

That's a beautifully curated porch.

[Eddie]

Yeah, with perfect pumpkin on his front porch. That's not Ray's porch.

[Bobby Bones]

But can you take those? So you're doing a whole basket of those? 50 bucks?

[Amy]

No, one.

[Eddie]

That's one mum.

[Amy]

One mum.

[Eddie]

One of those is $50.

[Abby]

Well, let the businessman speak.

[Eddie]

Well, that's what a mum is for.

[Bobby Bones]

50 bucks, I want a basket of those. Right?

[Ray]

That's what it is. It's the whole thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. It's a basket of mums.

[Abby]

You mean like one of those baskets?

[Eddie]

Yes, I mean one of those baskets. Just one.

[Amy]

One mom?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Okay, hold on, guys. I'm confused. I'm confused. Okay, See, like the purple on the bottom, right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All those 50 bucks?

[Abby]

Yes.

[Amy]

I don't think that's all those.

[Bobby Bones]

All those 50 bucks.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in a pot full of mums. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's one mum.

[Amy]

I mean, if you can get me a porch like that full of mums, then I'm in a porch.

[Bobby Bones]

That porch cost you.

[Abby]

No, Amy, it's just one.

[Bobby Bones]

300, 400. That's 550 bucks. Oh, small moms. That's 600 bucks. A mom's.

[Amy]

Oh. Oh, Ray, those are raised moms.

[Eddie]

Those are not raised pork.

[Abby]

Those are dull, dude.

[Amy]

Those are from the farm.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, question. Correct.

[Ray]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

If I were to pick a single flower out of that, what would that be called?

[Ray]

That would be moom.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you just made that up. You just made that up.

[Amy]

You mean if you plucked a little.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. What would that be? What would that be? I'm just. Answer the question. It would be a mum. Correct. Right.

[Abby]

So a bunch of them. They're called mums.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be mums.

[Abby]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're buying.

[Amy]

No, but you have a mum plant. It's sort of like deer. You don't add an S. Okay, but hold on. Unless you've got multiple, I don't know, deer.

[Eddie]

You never add an S. Right. You don't get. When you buy those. They're not individual flowers. That whole thing is One mum.

[Abby]

It is. Is it like a broccoli?

[Eddie]

Yes, it's like a broccoli.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now we're talking. Thank you for breaking it down. What about when you wear a mom for homecoming?

[Amy]

This is different.

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't that just like a peeled off one of us?

[Amy]

Like they are called a mom. I don't know why, but it doesn't have to be this plant.

[Bobby Bones]

You're telling me that's a broccoli?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Abby]

Like that's one plant right there.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's one broccoli.

[Ray]

Yeah, and those are actually confetti mums, the ones that are multicolored. So whichever one you want, just let me know and I'll have it here tomorrow. We got next day turnaround.

[Abby]

What's your cut?

[Ray]

Right, so he's selling them for significantly less.

[Bobby Bones]

No, say it.

[Ray]

$25. And so then I doubled the price for transportation. And then I also have all the instructions how to keep him alive for 45 days.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but transportation, you're coming in anyway. And the instructions are at Google.

[Ray]

Well, and also, he doesn't have any advertising, so he has no way to get the word out. And I just did. So by me doing this. That's why he's able to get me in on.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, those two homecoming moms are chrysanthemums.

[Abby]

Chrysanthemums.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh? So those two chrysanthemums.

[Abby]

ChrysantiThemums, right.

[Amy]

I told you they're different.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but. But no, you missed a point.

[Amy]

What's the point?

[Bobby Bones]

Chrysanthemums.

[Amy]

Yeah, chrysanthemums.

[Abby]

No, you said, I don't know why they're called mums.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why I said that.

[Amy]

Because I didn't know, but I knew.

[Bobby Bones]

They were different mums.

[Amy]

I understand. So they shorten it to mums.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what that is?

[Abby]

What are these called?

[Ray]

Those are confetti chrysanthemums.

[Abby]

Oh, those are chrysanthemums, too.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Ray]

In short, moms.

[Abby]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm putting up the prom moms that.

[Amy]

You guys are talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

Oh, with bells and everything.

[Bobby Bones]

That's. Ray, can you give me one of those? 50 bucks with a baseball in it so that just looks like one of the moms from the broccoli mom that you call them broccoli moms.

[Abby]

That doesn't even look like a mom flower.

[Eddie]

Well, the big poof in the middle I think is.

[Abby]

No, I know. I'm not talking about the rhythm, the ribbons and the ball.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can't grow that here.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

The Gold football in the middle of it.

[Amy]

I thought Ray was making, like, corsages and boutonnieres, which I do need.

[Eddie]

I was like, that's weird because it.

[Bobby Bones]

Is homecoming time, but I still think. Bear with me. That you can wear one of those broccoli moms.

[Abby]

Pretty big.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. I didn't say it'd be easy today.

[Abby]

You didn't?

[Amy]

I'm chaperoning a homecoming party.

[Abby]

Why does she sound like chit?

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I literally was gonna do a chin impression, but nobody gets chit but us two.

[Abby]

I understand.

[Bobby Bones]

And Mike.

[Abby]

But every time she says that, I'm chaperoning a homecoming party. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. More moms. Back to it.

[Abby]

Back to the moms.

[Amy]

Okay, well.

[Abby]

What?

[Amy]

I don't know if we should buy muffs from Ray or not. Like, I want to support, but.

[Ray]

Yeah. Which colors you want? I'll have them here.

[Amy]

Did. I didn't see any of the purple ones in that bunch.

[Bobby Bones]

What would I do with them?

[Amy]

You put them on your porch.

[Abby]

Put on your porch?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Amy]

Because it's for Halloween, fall.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody comes to my porch.

[Amy]

It's. Then it's for you.

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah. Uber Eats.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true.

[Abby]

For them.

[Bobby Bones]

Decorated just for Amazon and Uber Eats.

[Eddie]

Guys.

[Abby]

Those guys.

[Amy]

Yeah, you can put them by your pool.

[Bobby Bones]

I would like to support Ray, but I don't think I'm going to in this time. I often do, but I don't.

[Ray]

Amy, what color do you want?

[Amy]

Well, the amber ones that were at the bottom, the two big ones, the maroons. They're not maroon. They were like amber.

[Ray]

Okay, I know what you're talking about. You want two of those.

[Amy]

All right, so 102 of those if you have maroon. I'll take maroon, but I think she.

[Bobby Bones]

Get a deal if you're bringing them in. Like, she'd get two for like 85 bucks. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Why is she paying for gas for two when you're.

[Bobby Bones]

You're hauling them in?

[Amy]

Oh, so really should be 75.

[Ray]

I could probably do 2 for 90.

[Bobby Bones]

You probably could know you for sure could, because you're making 25 bucks on each one.

[Ray]

Well, also the guy.

[Bobby Bones]

It's.

[Ray]

It's like there's netting in these, so you could actually hear it. To get a little bit more technical, you could put these out in the rain. And it's not going to destroy them because each one's individually netted. A lot of the mums you're getting right now on the side by the.

[Bobby Bones]

Road, he's convinced me I'll buy them all and then every Day.

[Ray]

You need to water them though for 15 seconds, otherwise they won't live. And then you could also plant them and they'll come back next year. But if you don't plant them, just put them in your doorway, you're good for 45 days.

[Abby]

The mums come back next year.

[Ray]

Yeah, if you plant them.

[Bobby Bones]

What if we put one in the studio?

[Ray]

That's what I'm saying. I would just need to water it every day for 15 seconds.

[Abby]

15 seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

But we're not here on the weekends.

[Abby]

You'd have to come in like one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a school pet. Yeah, somebody has to take it home.

[Abby]

I've never heard of the seconds like when you're in terms of watering.

[Bobby Bones]

I've not heard about half of the stuff we've talking about.

[Ray]

The problem with indoors is it is like on the bottom it would leak a little bit.

[Abby]

You have to put a little thing on the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

How about a net on the bottom?

[Abby]

They have these plastic trays, Ray, you can put down there so it leaks it whole.

[Ray]

You know, I got some at the house. You want to bring a couple? Commit a couple to studio and a couple to Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Dude, you're closing like he's freaking selling a sighting.

[Ray]

He's like, okay.

[Abby]

I feel like that's how he was.

[Bobby Bones]

With the garage company. You're going to get the garage done too, right? Because I'm going to do that. I'm going to get to. I'm good on mums.

[Ray]

What about the studio though? I mean, right next to that video screen would look really good.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm afraid to bring anything living in here. Okay. But Amy would like to.

[Ray]

And you want the maroon Amber got you.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what you want? Yeah.

[Amy]

$90 if we lean.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's gonna give you a five buck discount on each one.

[Abby]

That's tough, right? Cause that's out of your cut, right? Your guy's not getting the discount. He's not doing the discount. Your cut is.

[Ray]

No, no, no, that's off the top. So it would be me and him affected.

[Amy]

No, Ray, only you affected. It shouldn't affect him.

[Ray]

No, I'm gonna take five from him and five from me.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I don't think that's fair. You're having to do the exact same amount of work. You should be giving her the deal out of your money.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Ray]

Okay, well he can hear all this and he'll know then that I try to do as fair as possible.

[Abby]

Hey, you deal with pumpkins, man.

[Amy]

I mean, Ray is quite a salesman.

[Bobby Bones]

I'M in squash over there.

[Amy]

Come Christmas time. Does he have poinsettia?

[Bobby Bones]

We want a full farmer's market from Ray Ray's Black Market Farmer's market.

[Ray]

The pumpk pumpkins will last two months. I don't have them yet, but once you cut into them, that's when it's only about a week on the shelf.

[Abby]

Let me know I'd be interested in a pumpkin.

[Ray]

Okay. Honestly, I gotta be real. They're not really growing them in our area. I think because the corn crops did so poorly. They really didn't even do the pumpkins this year.

[Abby]

Why did the corn do so poorly?

[Ray]

It was drought for two months.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have any access to large candy canes?

[Ray]

No, not it at the moment.

[Abby]

You have time though. Christmas is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Still.

[Abby]

Yeah, we got time.

[Bobby Bones]

Bit of wise way. All right, that's it for today. Thank you for being here as part of the podcast. Thanks for being a part tour and we will see you on tomorrow's show.

[Abby]

All right, that's it.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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