WEDS PT 2: Keith Urban In-Studio On "Yacht Rock” & His Top 5 KU Songs + Foreign Objects In Butts + Listeners Disappointed In Us

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Episode: WEDS PT 2: Keith Urban In-Studio On "Yacht Rock” & His Top 5 KU Songs + Foreign Objects In Butts + Listeners Disappointed In Us
Date: April 29, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Special Guest: Keith Urban
Main Topics: Keith Urban’s new yacht rock album, wild news stories, listener calls, “foreign objects in butts,” testosterone test results, plus playful show banter and memorable moments.

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show blends fun news stories, a lively roundtable, and an in-depth, relaxed in-studio interview with Keith Urban. The crew discusses everything from drone pizza deliveries and animals inside cars to wild true crime podcasts and infamous objects found in emergency rooms. Keith Urban gives the inside scoop on his new “yacht rock” project, details on his creative process, his favorite songs, and upcoming shows, all with the show’s signature fast-paced, humorous banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Around the Room: Headlines and Wild Stories

(02:47–14:46)

• Drone Pizza Delivery

  • Bobby and the team riff on Little Caesars and Flytrex’s new drone pizza delivery, debating the logistics of drones dropping food from 10 feet up.
    • Bobby: "I don't want pizza being all slammed. If they drop, it's cheese everywhere." (02:47)
    • Eddie: "It's gonna get fizzy or explode." about dropped sodas (03:24)

• Disappearing Jobs & Automation

  • Amy wonders if delivery drivers and tellers are going away; Bobby talks about the evolution of jobs, "People have had to learn different jobs" (04:11)

• Animals in Cars

  • Amy tells a story about a man finding baby squirrels under his hood, sparking stories about animals lost (or worse) in vehicles.
  • Eddie: "I'll never forget... turned the car on... then I just heard a big, like... And then... It died. A cat, dude." (06:45-07:02)

• True Crime Podcast Solved a Murder

  • Lunchbox recounts the story of a 40-year-old unsolved murder, cracked by the Who Killed Roxanne? podcast, hosted by Charles Doughty.
    • Bobby: “I always wonder how those take off... and they don’t solve crime.” (08:34)
    • Discussion about the power and proliferation of true-crime podcasts

• Amy’s Podcast Recap: 'Love Trapped'

  • Amy offers a detailed, animated retelling of the first episode featuring Clayton Echard (“worst Bachelor in history”), his short-lived real estate/bachelor business idea, and a bizarre baby/paternity saga.
    • Amy: “He was known as the worst bachelor in history. He even says that.” (10:27)
    • Bobby (teasing): "Amy should do a podcast just doing other people's podcasts, she should be a tribute band of podcasts." (13:50)

2. Joey Fatone (NSync) Paternity Lawsuit Throwback

(17:36–20:25)

• Irene shares a story from NSync’s early days: a woman falsely claimed Joey Fatone fathered her child, supplied a forged birth certificate, and tried to profit via staged paparazzi.
  • Irene: “He started to piece everything together and saw that his name basically, like, the father's name on the birth certificate had been whited out and his name was written on it.” (18:05)

3. Bizarre News: Cobra in Pants, Foreign Objects, and Medical Oddities

(20:26–58:27)

• Cobra Bites Tourist (Egypt):

  • Eddie tells how a German tourist at a hotel snake-charmer show is fatally bitten when a cobra slithers up his leg.
    • Bobby: "How crazy is that? You go and it's part of the hotel... He dies. That's wild." (21:03)
    • Discussion on snake bite medical myths

• Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years:

  • Bobby shares a news story about a man living with a 5-inch metal chopstick in his throat.
    • Bobby: “He accidentally swallowed a chopstick eight years earlier while eating. That’s what shocked me, is that they were like, any idea? Oh, yeah, of course. It’s a chopstick.” (53:06)

• Foreign Objects in Butts—ER Stories:

  • The crew dives into stories about people going to ERs with stuck objects (especially at Christmas), discussing the importance of overcoming shame.
    • Amy: “She’s [a doctor] got millions of followers on Instagram... She showed all the different objects she sees in the ER... She said stay away from anything glass.” (56:08–58:28)
    • Caller Stephanie (RN): “There was someone who had a sweet potato up their bum that the doctor had to remove in the ER... Next day, someone left sweet potato pie on the doctor’s desk!” (64:00)

4. Listener Calls: Disappointed & Supportive Fans

(58:55–63:31)

• Amused and Disappointed Listeners:

  • Fans call in to react to the testosterone segment and the show’s teasing.
    • Amy: “Yeah, but you signed up easily.” (67:25)
    • Bobby: “It could have been him. You both put yourself up at risk.” (67:28)
    • Caller Kelly (re: Lunchbox): “I would totally date him. Man, his wife is one lucky woman.” (51:13)

• On the Funeral Industry:

  • Caller Kelly, whose sons are funeral directors, provides an insider’s view, champions ethical practices, and reassures listeners that not all funeral homes are pushy up-sellers (60:53–62:53)

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FEATURE: Keith Urban In-Studio Interview

(25:43–47:26)

Keith Urban’s Yacht Rock Covers Album 'Flow State'

• Release Info & Concept:

  • Two singles 'We Go Back' and 'Summer Breeze' out now; full record coming summer 2026
  • Full LP is mostly yacht rock classics, except for one new original track (“We Go Back” with Michael McDonald)
  • Features collaborations with Michael McDonald, John Mayer, and Little Big Town
  • Keith: “It’s a full covers record, except for this very first single, which is called We Go Back...” (27:30)

• Creative Process:

  • Keith bought the famous Tracking Room studio, started with a few covers for fun—grew into an album as momentum built session by session
  • Keith: “I was walking around the house singing all these yacht rock songs, thought, ‘maybe we could do one or two just for fun to kind of break in the studio’... Then it just kept growing...” (31:13–32:04)

• What 'Yacht Rock' Means:

  • Keith: “It’s not even just about music as it is just a flow state that you get to...” (29:27)
  • They reference the HBO Max yacht rock documentary, the origins of the term, and the sub-genre “nyacht rock” (songs that don’t quite fit).

• On Collaborating With Michael McDonald:

  • Keith shares the serendipitous story of holding on to “We Go Back” for six years, then finally enlisting Michael McDonald for vocals at the last minute.
  • Keith: “When we wrote it, I imagined Michael McDonald singing the chorus... and so within 10 days, I put a session together... He loved it, put his vocal on it, we mixed, we mastered, we resequenced it...” (27:56–29:06)
  • Bobby: “Is it still cool to you if you get something back from a Michael McDonald, who’s singing on a song that you wrote?” (29:06)

• On Touring and Live Shows:

  • Keith prefers the tour bus to planes, even given his fame.
  • Bobby (teasing): “You’re very rich.” - Keith: “But I like being on the bus sometimes.” (32:49–33:01)
  • Plans for pop-up shows playing the entire album “top to bottom.”

• Keith Urban’s Top 5 Songs—Reflections:

  • Bobby tries to pin down Keith’s favorite songs he’s ever cut; “God Whispered Your Name,” “You’ll Think of Me,” “Days Go By,” “Stupid Boy” discussed.
  • Keith (on 'Cat' lyric confusion): “It is cat and not captain. The most common question I’ve ever been asked in my career.” (39:41)
  • Introduces term “buckle polishers” for his slow-dance hits: “It polishes the buckle because you’re so close to your girl.” (41:01)
  • Keith: “When I write a set list, there isn’t one song I have to do that I don’t like. Not one.” (42:33)

• Other Fun Nuggets:

  • Amy: “I’ve seen you hiking before, but I didn’t say anything.” (34:54)
  • Keith shares his simple fitness routine (walks, core, cardio—but never running) (34:28–35:07)
  • On mixing and layering colognes: “If you layer, then you sort of... It becomes your own thing.” (47:10)

• Future Plans:

  • No release date yet for the full record but “definitely this summer.” Will write and record new original material later on.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Unusual ER Objects

  • Amy: “She went to, like, Hobby Lobby or Michael’s, and she showed all the different objects that she sees in the ER.” (56:08)
  • Amy: “Don’t let shame stop you from getting help.” (57:30)

• On Podcast Recaps & Parody

  • Bobby (to Amy): “She should be a tribute band of podcasts.” (13:50)

• On Keith Urban’s ‘Cat’ Lyric

  • Keith: “It is cat and not captain. Most common question in my entire career.” (39:41)
  • Bobby: “Really enunciate the cat. Do it again.”
    Keith (singing): “Take your cat and leave my sweater.” (40:04)

• Listener on Lunchbox:

  • Caller: “There’s been some videos of him dancing... his wife is one lucky woman. Man, I would totally date him.” (51:13)

• On Medical Oddities

  • Caller Stephanie (RN): “There was someone who had a sweet potato up their bum... and the next day someone put sweet potato pie on the doctor’s desk.” (64:00–64:15)

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Important Timestamps

| Time | Segment | |--------------|-------------------------------------------| | 02:47–14:46 | Around the Room: News, podcast recaps | | 17:36–20:25 | Joey Fatone’s paternity drama | | 20:26–22:05 | Cobra bite story, snakebite myths | | 25:43–47:26 | Keith Urban in-studio interview | | 51:13 | Listener call: Praise for Lunchbox | | 52:00–58:28 | Chopstick in throat/ER objects discussion | | 63:31–65:07 | Listener call: Sweet potato incident |

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Episode Tone & Style

• Playful, fast-moving group banter with a touch of irreverence
• Candid, relatable storytelling and off-the-cuff humor
• Keith Urban brings laid-back, gracious energy—shares personal insights and laughs easily with the crew
• The show flows smoothly from pop-culture news to music to wild listener stories, never taking itself too seriously

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a shining example of The Bobby Bones Show’s blend of fun, weird news, genuine radio camaraderie, and major country artist interviews. Keith Urban’s appearance is the clear highlight: fans get deep dives on his music, creative process, and plenty of light-hearted moments. Hilarious sidebars about animals, true crime, and medical oddities keep the episode lively. If you missed it, this summary covers everything you need to stay in the know.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

This is the Bobby Bone show.

[Amy]

Hey, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's go around the room. I'll go first. Little Caesars is doing the drone delivery. I just remember thinking about how a lot of the stuff was getting broken because the drones can't actually go on the ground. They have to drop it from like 10ft up. I don't want pizza being all slammed. Yeah, if they drop, it's cheese everywhere. Pepperonis everywhere. So Little Caesar's new drone delivery can bring pizza in minutes. They have teamed up with Flytrex to have their new high capacity drone deliver full family meals in just minutes. The Sky 2 drone can carry almost nine pounds of food, which equals two large pizzas, side sodas in one trip. Yeah, you can drop a soda, though.

[Eddie]

That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's gonna get a fizzy or explode.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just telling you, if they land these drones, people are gonna catch them and take them in their house.

[Keith Urban]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless they do. Like when you steal from the mall, those ink blots blow up. Yeah, like if you take this in your house, we have an ink blot and it will blow up. Mm. So that's from USA Today.

[Eddie]

Do we have that here?

[Bobby Bones]

Look at all the padding, though. Maybe. I don't know. I still feel like the coke will be all shaken up if they have

[Eddie]

to drop that thing. That's for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

And that is a massive drone. It doesn't look like one of the little ones that I think about.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. How many propellers? Okay, well, that's six. Wow.

[Amy]

So our delivery drivers gonna go away?

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, I hope not.

[Bobby Bones]

I think everything's going away.

[Lunchbox]

That's terrible.

[Amy]

What are people gonna do?

[Bobby Bones]

Learn how to fly drones. You know, through history, I know as industry has changed and this has happened many, many, many times over, people have had to learn different jobs.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. We evolve.

[Eddie]

I mean, look at the bank. Like when you go to the bank, like the whole drive thru is closed. Like, there are no tellers.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, none. So annoying.

[Dr. Urwig]

Really.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't go to the bank.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like, I went the other day to get cash or Whatever. And I was like, that's crazy. I was like, oh, my gosh, there's so many people here. And I realized that people park there because they're closed. They were all parked cars in all the lanes because they're not open. They don't have any tellers.

[Amy]

So if you go inside, you can see.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Really? But what's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, because, like, you go for a deposit, you can do them in the atm.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

You know, withdrawal, atm. There's no need to go to a teller.

[Bobby Bones]

What if I need my prescription, though?

[Eddie]

Oh, no, no. That's just the bank.

[Bobby Bones]

You still go to Walgreens. Okay. Okay. Amy.

[Amy]

A Virginia man opened the hood of his car to find out what was causing his dashboard warning lights to come on, and he saw a nest of baby squirrels. And it's so cute.

[Bobby Bones]

And they were living even though he was driving the car.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know how long they had been there, but he immediately called animal services, and they came and they got the baby squirrels and put them in a little bucket to stay warm. But the mom still wasn't coming out. So they used this, like, sound from the phone, like, I guess an app to make squirrel sounds. And finally, the mom emerged because of the noises, and they got her. So they were able to keep mom and the babies together. But this reminded me of the time that I had rodent damage on my car. I didn't know I had rodents in my engine area or whatever, but they had nippled at some stuff. So I took it in, and it caused thousands of dollars worth of damage. And all it said on my receipt was rodent damage. So I set up these little traps in my garage that are friendly. They're not gonna hurt them. They're like these clear traps, and you put food in, and they go in, and then they're trapped inside this clear box, and then I can set them free. So far, I've never caught anything, but I do have three of them set up in my garage to avoid this, because this is a cute story, but it was causing the warning sign to go off. But they also can cause a lot of damage.

[Eddie]

Have you ever, like, turn your car on and accidentally, like, there's animals in your car? Huh?

[Amy]

How do you know?

[Eddie]

I'll never forget. I was probably, like, I don't know, 16, 17. And my mom was like, hey, will you move the car? And it was cold outside, and I went and turned it on. It was like. And it was almost like it started, like. And then I just Heard like a big, like. And then.

[Amy]

Yeah, it died. A cat, dude.

[Eddie]

It was like something I'll never, ever forget. And it was so sad. They weren't our cats. I guess they were neighborhood, like wild or like just cats that are out in the street. But yeah, it was so cool that they, like would get in the car because it was warmer in there. I didn't know they were in there.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought for sure.

[Eddie]

Mountain Pine, you probably happen to you at some point, man.

[Amy]

It's like now. So what do you.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would I mean.

[Lunchbox]

Because cat food, mountain pine and cats.

[Eddie]

Anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I live in a very rural part, but I think that could happen in Nolan anywhere.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I thought for sure. Melt and pine.

[Bobby Bones]

Dead animals. You think of me like, it doesn't matter the animal.

[Eddie]

There was another time in my kitchen. This is my childhood home. We were cooking and we turned on the fan, you know, like above the stove, and like, it went like. It didn't turn on, and then blood just started pouring down.

[Amy]

Wait, what? Dude, that was it.

[Eddie]

It was a rat. Dude, that was crazy.

[Amy]

So the vent killed the rat.

[Eddie]

It was like in the vent and then we just turned it on and the fan just went. Dude, it was nuts.

[Amy]

That's two.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't happen to you in Mountain Pine. That's two. Do you have any more?

[Eddie]

That's it. That's all I got.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Lunchbox. Give me your story.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What happened to Roxanne? You guys know?

[Bobby Bones]

Who's Roxanne?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she was killed back in 1982. Never solved. Couldn't figure it out. They found the body. She had been murdered. Well, someone started a podcast who killed Roxanne and solved the case. Boom. They made four arrests. How crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it someone who had already done a successful true crime podcast, or was it someone who just. Because I always wonder how those take off. Like if you have a history of doing them on a strong feed. But I wonder how many of those people are trying and we never even are exposed to them. And they don't solve crime.

[Lunchbox]

It was someone in Louisiana. It was just this girl. She was murdered 40 years ago. And they.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know who the podcasters are?

[Lunchbox]

No, it doesn't say who it was. I can't see who it is.

[Eddie]

So through.

[Amy]

Through their own investigation.

[Bobby Bones]

What are you seeing?

[Eddie]

I could easily just Google and be like it says right here.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. To be fair, that's true.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. It doesn't say the podcast name in the article I'm reading.

[Eddie]

You look up another article.

[Amy]

What's the podcast called again who.

[Lunchbox]

What Happened to Roxanne?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's called who Killed Roxanne?

[Lunchbox]

Sorry, I scrolled down.

[Bobby Bones]

Charles Doughty is the host.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't know who. I mean, it doesn't say the name of the podcast I'm looking at.

[Bobby Bones]

I literally just searched the podcast.

[Amy]

Yeah, who? It's a North Shore Media Group podcast, Charles.

[Bobby Bones]

In February of 82, Roxanne Sharp's body was found near the Covington Fairgrounds in Louisiana. And it goes on from there.

[Amy]

How do they do that? You know that podcast we were talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

Is it one episode? 34 minutes?

[Commercial Announcer]

Multiple episodes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Six part series.

[Amy]

Oh, the. The pod. Just speaking of podcasts made me think of the one we mentioned the other day, but I hadn't listened to it. The Love Trapped with the Bachelor guy. Well, I finally listened to a little bit of it yesterday.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's good.

[Amy]

I mean, it's good, but the guy. I cringe. I cringe. He. Okay, so we had the question. I was like, I don't know. He's part of the Bachelor series. He was on the Bachelorette and then they plucked him from that. He didn't make it. He got kicked off, like when there was seven guys left. He got eliminated and then they brought him back to be the Bachelor, which is rare because normally it's the Bachelor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he was really the Bachelor.

[Amy]

He was the Bachelor. He is known as the worst bachelor in history. He even says that I need to see his.

[Lunchbox]

What's his name?

[Amy]

Google Worst bachelor in history. Clayton.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Well, they have one Pablo. Clayton Eckhard.

[Amy]

Eckard. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

See what he looks like. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Clayton. He's six' five. I know that. Cuz he says that about himself. He's like, yum.

[Bobby Bones]

I remember seeing this dude quickly. He's 33. So wait, so what?

[Amy]

He's a big guy. So. So he. His Bachelor series, he ended up having three final girls and he said he was in love with them all. One of the girls dropped out herself because she's like, I. I can't do this. And the other two girls, he ended up not proposing to them because he wanted to propose to the girl that left the show. So it's like a. It's where nothing happened. And he was seen as a jerk because he admitted to all of them, I'm in love with all of you. Okay, so that's his show. Then he decided to move to Scottsdale to live the bachelor life. And guess what he wanted to do? He got his real estate license and he Wanted to rent out homes and he thought an added perk he could do if people who are renting from him if they wanted their own private reenactment of a rose ceremony.

[Eddie]

No, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's kind of interesting. He would offer that.

[Amy]

What? That is so lame.

[Bobby Bones]

To some. Okay, that's hilarious.

[Lunchbox]

If it makes money, then it's not lame.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a lot of things that you do.

[Lunchbox]

I don't understand.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the point of the. Okay, hold on.

[Amy]

I'm getting there, I'm getting there. That was just. Sorry, side note. So. So he. He tries to do that, but then the abc, the Bachelor franchise, cease and desist. You can't do that. You can't sell a private rose ceremony. So they cut. They cut that. So he's lost his business idea. He's just trying to, you know, get into real estate, land a deal.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you giving away the whole podcast here?

[Amy]

No, I've only listened to episode one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you're recreating the whole episode one, though.

[Amy]

Okay, I won't say no more.

[Bobby Bones]

So. But what's the point? Did someone.

[Amy]

I thought y' all would think that was so douchey. And you're like, ah, that's not a bad idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I think. I don't think it's a bad idea. It can be douchey, but not a bad idea. Okay, so the whole thing is, was he tricked into thinking that he didn't have sex with her and she had a baby?

[Amy]

Yeah, that part's known. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So. Cuz I went to his Instagram and he's promoting the podcast. So he's not the bad guy in it.

[Amy]

No, the girl is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Amy]

The girl got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it.

[Eddie]

So he got love trapped.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he got love claim that she. If I remember, she claimed that she was pregnant with his baby, but they never had sex.

[Amy]

They had physical contact, but they did not have that type of. You know. So what's crazy to me is if that happened to you, if a girl called you.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Amy]

And said, 11 days later, I have a positive pregnancy test.

[Bobby Bones]

First of all, I'd say 11 days. Pretty impossible. And the fact that we didn't have sex. Very impossible. Those two together.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's non zero. But still.

[Eddie]

Is she claiming that they had sex? No, but she's also saying that we didn't.

[Amy]

Well, she. She knows they didn't. He knows they didn't. But she's claiming. I'm only on episode one. I don't Know what he said?

[Bobby Bones]

He said she would give us a whole thing.

[Amy]

He said, if you think this Amy

[Bobby Bones]

should do a podcast just doing other people's podcasts, she should be a tribute band of podcasts.

[Amy]

Guys, I'm telling you, all the things I heard in episode one were crazy. But he repeated multiple times of the girl running the podcast. He's like, just when you think it's gotten crazy, it gets even crazier.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that my wife and I could do a podcast based on something that happened in our life.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And it would be as crazy as this.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think this is very crazy. I'm not minimizing his at all.

[Amy]

I know. I'm just keeping my mouth shut.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think my wife and I could do a podcast on this. I think we could sell it to Netflix as a series. My wife has no interest in it, but we definitely could because it's. That it is so effed up. I think people in a parallel universe would be like, can you believe having a bone? It's crazy. One day, maybe. One day.

[Amy]

Well, okay, let me.

[Eddie]

You want to do episode two.

[Bobby Bones]

You've already done your story, and you've reenacted the whole first episode of the podcast.

[Amy]

LunchTrust was talking about a podcast solving a murder. And it reminded me to update you that I've listened to the podcast that I told you that I heard was crazy, and I'm confirming it's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, thank you. Thank you, Amy. Okay,

[Amy]

I would like to shout out that the podcast is hosted by Stephanie Young, because we were shouting out the creators of these podcasts, and it's an iHeart podcast. It happens to be. But I think her.

[Bobby Bones]

Is Amy getting paid, and we don't know it. Like, she's. This is how really good influencers do. They fit it in their own. Oh, you making a little side. Little side scratch.

[Amy]

I get nothing from this at all whatsoever. I think her podcast is actually called Glass.

[Bobby Bones]

Side scratch.

[Amy]

It's not a side scratch. I'm telling you. I listened when I got my lashes done yesterday, I walked in, and we have the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Her podcast network. It's called Glass.

[Amy]

Yeah. Her pod. Yes. And then. Yeah. So my lash person. We both have the same hair person. I said, we need to listen to Love Trap. She goes, did you get that from. And I was like, yes, yes, yes. So we started it right away, and we both. I mean, we were like, you laugh, too, because it's so. This guy is very. Some of his actions are a little funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Someone who would go on the Bachelor.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And so that's weird.

[Eddie]

You can't recreate a rose ceremony. Well, that's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean, they probably own the intellectual property of just.

[Eddie]

You get the rose.

[Bobby Bones]

You could probably do it in a way, but since he's the Bachelor.

[Amy]

Right. So, like, they.

[Bobby Bones]

What you could do is you could change it up to a tulip ceremony.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's not the same because it's not specifically what he did.

[Lunchbox]

Could you call it a rose giveaway instead of rose ceremony?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You may have lawyers come at you, but even if you're right, it doesn't mean it's not gonna cost you money, because if they sue, you gotta get lawyers.

[Amy]

So sometimes he basically was like, the Bachelor ruined his life.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bachelor didn't.

[Amy]

His decision to go on there.

[Bobby Bones]

And not just that, either. The people that were on there. Because had that crazy girl not been on there, it wouldn't have mattered.

[Amy]

No, the crazy girl isn't from the Bachelor.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, she's not? I thought you were talking about. You just gave us all story about three people.

[Amy]

I know. I was telling you why he's known

[Bobby Bones]

as a bad tribute band.

[Amy]

Wait, no, you didn't let me. You were cutting me off.

[Bobby Bones]

She's a Green Day tribute band. And she just did say It Ain't so by Weezer, and we're.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no, no. To clarify, I was trying to give you backstory on his bachelor journey, and then I tried to take you when he moved to Scottsdale to party and become the real estate bachelor guy, but then you were like, are you giving away the whole podcast? And so then I quit talking.

[Bobby Bones]

You never quit talking. For the record, there was never a moment where you quit talking. That's not true.

[Amy]

So I didn't get to clarify that. She hit him up on LinkedIn.

[Bobby Bones]

That's where all the trouble starts. All right, Morgan, do you have a story?

[Amy]

Yeah, I do.

[Irene]

I don't know how to follow that up, though. So Joey Fatone. Does everybody know who that is?

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, are you doing that?

[Irene]

The story about Joey Fatone, the baby?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I was going to bring that up with hers, but I was like, we've done enough. But okay, if you're bringing it up, do it.

[Irene]

Okay, well, we're already there. We're in this moment. So apparently, the very beginning of when NSYNC was on tour, a woman showed up to his parents door and said, I have Joey's child.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the baby. This is Joey Patton's baby.

[Amy]

This is.

[Irene]

This is the baby and his parents freak out, calling him, and he's like, I don't know who this is. And she was relating it to the very First Night that NSync did a performance back in 1996. And he was like, well, yeah, I don't know. And he. And he's going through his head thinking that this is his baby. So fast forward and she. And he gets slapped with a paternity lawsuit, saying that he needed to go in to do a blood test. And she gave him the birth certificate of the baby. And that's where he started to piece everything together and saw that his name basically, like the father's name on the birth certificate had been whited out and his name was written on it in a different font.

[Bobby Bones]

And also from what I remember, because it's from Boy Band Confidential or whatever the show.

[Irene]

Yes, his series he's doing.

[Bobby Bones]

So they also had sex, like, way too early for the baby to. It didn't match up the time when they hooked up to her. But he did hook up with her? I believe so. I believe so, but not positive. But I think this is different than yours. But it didn't. The timing didn't match up, though. Like, the timing doesn't match up. Not only timing, 11 days, but also. They didn't. There was no penetration in that story. But the timing didn't even matter even if they did 11 days, you come back with a positive test.

[Eddie]

So did he do blood work?

[Irene]

So, no, because once he saw the birth certificate, he found out that she wanted to get a paternity test. So go with him to get a paternity test and have somebody like a paparazzi take a photo of them walking in to do the paternity test. So she'd get paid for the story.

[Eddie]

Dirty.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, dirty dog.

[Lunchbox]

But that's interesting. But, I mean, because if he's in a boy band, I bet you they are. Just every stop, it's just another woman. So for him not to remember what woman he slept with, like, yeah, that's a possibility.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, every band. That's. Every dude in every band.

[Amy]

Every dude in every.

[Bobby Bones]

That ain't a boy band thing. That's most dudes in most bands. Yeah, you're probably right. That's just.

[Amy]

Dudes traveling do that.

[Eddie]

But that was like. So the. The child's probably, what, 30 years old now?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Right. So, like, does it look like Joey Fatone? I didn't see it. That'd be pretty easy.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't see a picture of the Kid.

[Irene]

Yeah. And this happened a while ago. He was just recalling it in the series. So I'm not sure at what point, like, how old he was or whatever.

[Eddie]

He looks just like Joey.

[Amy]

I'm like dancing. Bye. Bye, Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

He's in one direction. All right, Eddie.

[Eddie]

All right. Mine's crazy. So this German guy goes to Egypt with a couple family members and they're just vacationing. They go to a hotel and. And at the hotel, there's a snake charmer that does a show with a bunch of snakes.

[Bobby Bones]

So they're like, let's go.

[Eddie]

It's part of the hotel stay thing, whatever. And the charmer's like, hi, there's a cobra. And he walks around the crowd showing everyone the cobra. Cobra gets loose. Cobra gets loose, goes in this German dude's pants.

[Bobby Bones]

He gets in his pants?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Slithers up his pants, bites his leg. The guy dies in Egypt because he went to a snake charmer show, but

[Bobby Bones]

he wasn't from Egypt and now he's Germany.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, how crazy is that? You go and it's part of the hotel. Like, you know when you check in and they give you, like, here, here's a Mai Tai. It's like part of the hotel. Here's a snake charmer. Watch the show. And then he dies. That's wild because a cobra bit him in the leg.

[Amy]

So did it bite him, like, is. Sorry. Was it because of the poison that he died or where he bit him?

[Eddie]

Poison? Oh, yeah. They said they tried to get him to the hospital, but it was too late.

[Amy]

What are you supposed to do in that case? Can you try? Are you supposed to try to suck it out?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

No, because that would be dangerous for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yourself.

[Amy]

Well, I don't. Why have I heard that do that?

[Bobby Bones]

I never leave the house.

[Eddie]

But if it bit your, like, ankle, you could probably suck it up.

[Amy]

Not yourself. Somebody else.

[Eddie]

You could probably do it yourself, too.

[Amy]

Not. Depends. On what? If it's on your arm.

[Eddie]

Yeah, your arm.

[Bobby Bones]

But if it's like my thigh. I mean, if I. Like I said, if I could bend down there.

[Amy]

Okay. Anyways, be awes.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you should never attempt to suck out the venom from a cobra or any other snake bite. The method is dangerous. It's a medical myth.

[Amy]

Okay, Medical myth.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. All right, we have Keith Thurman coming up. We're gonna get to him in a second. Let's take a break. Thank you.

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[Amy]

Keith Urban.

[Bobby Bones]

There he is. Hello, Keith Urban. Hey, we're on now.

[Keith Urban]

Hi, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Keith and I were just starting to talk and I was like, hold on, we got to go on the air.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

How you doing? How are you doing? Good to see you. So I have questions. Question number one. So you put out these two songs today. Yeah, but I've heard the whole record.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, I sent it to you.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but have you announced the other songs yet? Because I was gonna be like, this is one I think is super cool, but if nobody knows what they are, I don't want to say it.

[Keith Urban]

No. Yeah. We haven't announced the track listing yet, but these are the. Definitely the first two official songs.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I say one of them, though? That isn't really you. Okay. I don't want to spoil it.

[Keith Urban]

What do I know? It's your show.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I know.

[Keith Urban]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

I like Just the Two of Us. That's awesome.

[Keith Urban]

Do you? I think. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

First of all, such a great song, Just the Two of Us. So he did a whole album of yacht rock covers. And so the two songs we have now, which we've already. We played them before you came in. We go back in Summer Breeze.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was going through the whole thing. I love a cover from, like, an artist I really like, and so I really like you.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And so then Will Smith did Just the Two of Us. You ever hear that version where he raps over it?

[Keith Urban]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you did this one. Nobody knows about it yet. It's all that. That's awesome.

[Keith Urban]

Oh, thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

There's another one. I won't say any more songs, but I was drawn to a couple.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

You did one with my favorite artists of all time.

[Keith Urban]

There's some collabs on the record. There's actually three collabs on the record.

[Bobby Bones]

I know all three.

[Keith Urban]

I'm not saying Little Big Town, one of the Collabs.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I say the other ones?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Doobie brothers singer Michael McDonald.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And my favorite artist of all time.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

John Mayer.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. That's the three collabs on the.

[Bobby Bones]

I won't say what that one is.

[Keith Urban]

And the song with Michael McDonald is the only original song on the record that's called We Go Back.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know that song. That makes sense. I thought I was just, like, not knowledgeable and.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, no, it's a full covers record, except for this very first single, which is called We Go Back. And when we wrote it, I envisioned this, and we wrote it in 2020. So this song's been sitting around for six years, waiting to find a home. And when we wrote it, I imagined Michael McDonald singing the chorus six years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you save a song for six years? Because obviously there's an affinity for it or you wouldn't keep saving.

[Keith Urban]

Wasn't that. I didn't even think I was saving it. I just think it didn't find. It just didn't have a home to live in yet. And when we made this yacht rock record, my management said, man, it'd be great if you had a. You know, if you could do a song with Michael McDonald or somebody like that, Kenny Loggins or someone. And I said, oh, it's strange you say that because we wrote this song six years ago, imagining Michael McDonald singing the chorus. And they said, oh, can you play us the demo? So I played the demo, and Breland is one of the writers on the. On the song. And so Breland's singing the chorus. And I said, but, you know, be great if Michael could sing the chorus. And they go, yeah, do you think you could do that for the record? And I'd already mixed, mastered, sequenced, and handed in the whole album to the label. And I'm like, for what album they get this one. What? What are you talking about? And they're like, well, you know, Michael McDonald, you know. And so I went, okay. So within 10 days, I put a session together with the full band, tracked the song. Had never met Michael. Met him through a mutual friend, sent him the song. He loved it. He put his vocal on it. We mixed it. We mastered it, we resequenced it, resurfaced it, and got it all into the label in time. It was insane.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it still cool to you if you get something back from a Michael McDonald who's singing on a song that you wrote? Does that ever. Is it okay? I don't know if it ever Surreal talking to him.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, yeah, the first, because I got his number and I called. He was just the sweetest guy on the planet. It was amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's cool. I. Why yacht rock? What is yacht rock to you?

[Keith Urban]

It's more of a. Well, the album's called Flow State. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Very summery looking too.

[Keith Urban]

And I think that kind of sums up what yacht rock is. I think it's.

[Amy]

It's.

[Keith Urban]

It's not even just about music as it is just a flow state that you get to.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you play covers, these songs and live shows.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna actually do some specific underplay shows where we do the album top to bottom as well.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't you and John Mayer do a crossroads together at one point?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, we did back in like 2011 or something. Ages ago.

[Amy]

A long time.

[Keith Urban]

Long time.

[Bobby Bones]

His guitar playing. How is it different than yours? When you see him as an. What do you see that's different than you?

[Keith Urban]

He's got a. Well, he's changed so much since he started with Denco. You know, his. His palette has expanded huge. He's just a. He's just a great player. I. I can't. I think playing is all about just your life experiences and your essence of who you are coming through.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a lot of life experiences and a lot of essence. I can't play. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, I can do like C and G. Well, that's your life experience. Okay. That's my essence.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

My essence is.

[Eddie]

That's a good point.

[Keith Urban]

Need to get out one, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's a good point. And so what, like, who said, hey, let's do a cover record? Because again, I'm sure you have so much going on in your brain all the time. I'm sure you got a hundred songs that you wrote that aren't covers. Why would you do a cover record?

[Keith Urban]

It took on a life of its own because I bought this amazing studio in town. Used to be called the Tracking Room.

[Bobby Bones]

I've been there. It's awesome.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you. And I've recorded there a lot over the years.

[Bobby Bones]

I was there with you.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, you were.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Just making sure you're.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, no, but thank you. I'm glad you like the studio.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, no, no, I was with you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Keith Urban]

I'm explaining to the people listening.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Keith Urban]

And I had just bought the studio, got it up and running and had to go on tour. So I was frustrated, like I couldn't record and I thought it'd be fun to do something that is kind of just. Just a bit of fun. Just a bit of effortless fun, nothing serious. And I was walking around the house singing all these yacht rock songs, and I thought, oh, maybe we could do one or two of those just for fun, just to kind of break in the studio. And we put a session band together. I called up Dan Huff. He came in, and we did. I think we did. Well, I won't say the names of the songs, but we did two songs, and we had such a great time. Dan's like, you got any more? I was like, okay. So we scheduled another session about, you know, a month later, and we did two or three more, and I thought, oh, well, maybe we've got an EP happening. That'd be fun. And then it just kept growing and growing, and before I knew it, we had a whole album.

[Bobby Bones]

It's cool. Like, I enjoy listening to it. If I listen to new music, I gotta be in a different place. I gotta be listening harder when I listen to new music. Why unfamiliar? It's like I can turn the office on and watch it and relax and watch the office. And I would say get in a flow state watching the office. Same thing with songs I already know. Now, these are covers, but I already know the song. So now there's nothing unfamiliar to me except how you're doing them. So, like, I enjoy a covers record from an artist that I really like. I like. The record's awesome. I really wasn't gonna listen to it right before you came in, but I already listened to the whole thing pretty good. What was surprising to me was when we were texting, you were on a tour bus.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a. Not a plane. No. That's surprising to me.

[Keith Urban]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

You're very rich.

[Keith Urban]

I got a two of us.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you.

[Keith Urban]

And I like being on the bus sometimes. Really nice. I mean, we're playing in Indiana. The heck, it's perfect for the two of us.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it's a short plane ride.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. But anyway.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay. I was just surprised. I was like, what? I was like, what's up? You're like, I'm on the bus. I'm like. I literally said, you're on the bus. How many do you. How many buses do you guys have? Do you roll out?

[Keith Urban]

It's. Well, we're not on a big tour right now. Like, that was last year, and I think the next big tour we do will next. Will be next year. So lean and mean right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Is your hair darker?

[Keith Urban]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Does it look darker? I don't know. Maybe you just wash your hair.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's dark. Okay. That's what it is.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Our.

[Amy]

Less highlights.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't want to, like, not have color.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but his hair looks good. It's dark. I like. It looks a little darker today. Maybe it's like a little wet.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You just watch it. Yeah, definitely.

[Keith Urban]

It's definitely a radio question, isn't it?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we got wrong. Everybody's watching us too. Look at the cameras up here. Got it. Yes. I just, you know, I feel like I can say and notice some stuff about you.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Other people can't.

[Amy]

He's like, are you fresh out of the shower?

[Bobby Bones]

Why? I didn't. What time do you wake up in the morning?

[Keith Urban]

Usually 6:30.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're not doing this, you still wake up that early?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What time do you go to bed?

[Keith Urban]

As a rock star, you go 10, 10:30.

[Eddie]

That's not Rock's.

[Bobby Bones]

We got to change that.

[Amy]

Yeah, but now he's younger, believe me.

[Keith Urban]

That flips real quick and we start touring then. It's a Tootle 10 sort of thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you get into tour shape before a tour while you train like. Like your cardio or does that happen at all?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, I just. I try to maintain that while we're off the road.

[Bobby Bones]

What does that mean? What is your regimen?

[Keith Urban]

Just five days a week of sort of core and cardio and just staying. Getting good, good sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

You do a treadmill?

[Keith Urban]

No, I don't do treadmill.

[Bobby Bones]

You run down the road?

[Keith Urban]

No, I don't. I don't run, actually. I've never run. I don't like running. I used to have a stick on the back of my truck. You know, they have the, the. The miles that people have run. Yeah, I had a stick in the back of my truck that says 0.0. I don't run. It's literally. What is it?

[Amy]

Fun fact. I've seen you hike before, but I didn't say anything.

[Lunchbox]

Huh.

[Amy]

I've seen you hiking before, but I didn't say anything.

[Bobby Bones]

She walked by you as during a hiking. Don't say, we're not gonna blow your spot.

[Keith Urban]

Right.

[Amy]

But it's a. It's a cool.

[Keith Urban]

It's a. Yeah.

[Amy]

I saw you hiking.

[Keith Urban]

I like going for long walks. It's good. Yeah, absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

It'd be fun if you ran and you played guitar. We saw you running down the road playing guitar like you were getting in shape.

[Keith Urban]

That would be the best way to work out.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Treadmill.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. You have headphones on and you're running and you're playing the guitar while you're running to get in shape for tour. Yeah, that would be fun to see.

[Keith Urban]

I do have to pace a set list for that, like, because you come out of the gate on fire and your adrenaline's rushing. I've learned not to do a vocally controlled song, second or third, because it's

[Bobby Bones]

not gonna happen because you don't have breath. You gotta work your way back.

[Keith Urban]

It's like you come out and then it kind of goes down and then it starts to peak back up again and then once it goes back up, it'll go for hours and hours after that.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of a weird thing to put out two songs on a Wednesday. Was there any strategy to that?

[Keith Urban]

What's better, three songs on a Thursday?

[Bobby Bones]

Great question. Wasn't prepared for that. Usually though, it's just a Friday.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. We might have some sort of performance connection happen.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, there's a pop up show tonight. That's right. Do you say where it is?

[Keith Urban]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I mean, I don't know.

[Keith Urban]

If you want me to announce it now.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't. I don't know what I'm supposed to announce.

[Keith Urban]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I couldn't say the names of all the songs.

[Keith Urban]

It's insane. I actually don't know if I'm supposed to announce where we're playing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they can or no. Yeah, whatever's listed on that rhymes. Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, cannery.

[Eddie]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's good enough. We're playing at the Shannery on this pop up show. Are you playing playing these songs?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, the whole album, top to bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

So then people are gonna know all the songs because they're gonna record it and put it out.

[Keith Urban]

That's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I said one song and you want to punch me.

[Keith Urban]

I didn't want to punch you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Keith Urban]

I never want to punch you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Keith Urban]

Who would want to punch that face?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so many people. Really? So many people.

[Keith Urban]

Why? Why would they want to punch?

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly because I have sweet face. Thank you.

[Keith Urban]

They're just jealous.

[Bobby Bones]

It's really face of a new father. What else? Anything else happening with you? Like, got any new tattoos?

[Keith Urban]

No new tattoos? No, no, I got.

[Bobby Bones]

No. But I got a really cool picture of us from when I first moved to town. You didn't know me yet. I didn't know you yet. But we were doing something brand new. And as I got my, like my first tattoo and that. Is that a bird? What's on the Inside of your.

[Keith Urban]

Oh, here.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Keith Urban]

Well, it's. What's curious about it is over the years, it's been constantly referred to as a phoenix, but it's actually a thunderbird.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Keith Urban]

Even I call it a phoenix in one of my songs because thunderbird was too many syllables. But it's really a. It's a Hopi Indian thunderbird.

[Bobby Bones]

The picture is you holding that out of me, holding out my first tattoo. My baby tattoo.

[Keith Urban]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

And so I got a bunch. Now I'm like you. I'm covered in them. You would think I was from an island. I have so many. You ever see, like, the Rock? He's got a full.

[Keith Urban]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I am. You ever watch wrestling?

[Keith Urban]

That's your resemblance to the rock is the tattoos.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yeah. Do you ever watch wrestling at all?

[Keith Urban]

My dad used to watch it when I was in Australia and, you know, back in the day with like, Andre the Giant and all. All that lot.

[Bobby Bones]

That's old school.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, very old school.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm excited for the full. When are you putting the full record out?

[Keith Urban]

Haven't got a date yet, but it's definitely this summer. Next. Next few months, hopefully.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's called flow State because it just makes you feel. It's easy. Yeah.

[Keith Urban]

Because you don't have to be on a boat for these yacht rock songs to connect. You know, it could be in a myriad of places. So it's really just a flow state record.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you seen the yacht rock documentary on hbo Max?

[Keith Urban]

I have.

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't it great?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, that. That's where, like, the Kenny loggins, the Michael McDonald and how it really wasn't called yacht rock until some guys way later Correct. Named it that.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. They kind of defined the genre way after the fact. Way after the fact. They just found this common thread between a lot of the music. But I also like the fact that recently they've referred to things as being nyacht rock as well, songs that don't fall into the yacht.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you say not rock?

[Keith Urban]

Not rock. Yeah. N A U, G. Right. The same spelling as yacht, but not. So not rock.

[Bobby Bones]

From the same era.

[Keith Urban]

Same era. So songs that might fit into the category, but not really. So is it yacht rock or not rock? Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But you did all yacht rock.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If you were to list your top five songs, one through five, your all time favorites. Want to walk me through one through five? Number one, your all time favorite song that you've cut and put out.

[Keith Urban]

That I've cut and put out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Your songs. Top five Keith Urban songs. Number one. I know it's hard. Yeah, I know. But we need it.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. What's yours?

[Bobby Bones]

Cat.

[Keith Urban]

The cat in the sweater song.

[Bobby Bones]

You think of me.

[Keith Urban]

I just love how you just called it cat and I knew what it was. Yeah, it's called. You're thinking. You went cat.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it that at our wedding.

[Keith Urban]

By the way. It is cat and not captain. It's the most common question I've been asked my entire career. Is it cap or a cat?

[Bobby Bones]

So enunciate and just slightly sing that one line.

[Keith Urban]

Take your cat and leave my sweet.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not you. Not yet enough. Really enunciate the cat. Do it again.

[Keith Urban]

Take your cat and leave my sweet.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. Now everybody knows.

[Eddie]

No doubt.

[Keith Urban]

Put a meow in there as well, just to really seal the.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go again. Action.

[Keith Urban]

You did the. Take your cat. There you go. That's what we. That's what we should have had. It would have been a multi week number one. That was the difference.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna put that at number two. I gotta do a different one as number one. God whispered your name. Oh, we played that at our wedding, my wife and I. Yeah. And God whispered your name.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Cat. Cat. Sounds. Working all your sounds.

[Keith Urban]

It works in all of them.

[Bobby Bones]

That's number one.

[Keith Urban]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Number two. You'll think of me. I like all your slow stuff. I know people love and I know you love playing the high energy stuff. For me, it's all Keith Urban, like, it's like with kids. Yeah. I like all the. The love songs.

[Keith Urban]

All the buckle polishes.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what that means.

[Keith Urban]

That's a slow song when you're dancing on the dance floor and it polishes the buckle because you're so close to your girl.

[Amy]

Oh, that sounds a buckle.

[Bobby Bones]

Has anybody heard of that?

[Amy]

That's hilarious.

[Keith Urban]

Now you'll know what kind of song it is.

[Eddie]

I've definitely polished my buckle, though, Eddie.

[Amy]

You have.

[Eddie]

Not on the dance floor.

[Amy]

Okay. You haven't. You haven't.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me look. I gotta pull up the whole library here.

[Eddie]

What about break on me? I love break on me.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Amy]

What about blue ain't your color?

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

A little too fast for me.

[Keith Urban]

Too fast? Dang.

[Amy]

Dude, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

You did Leanne Rimes right there.

[Amy]

No, I didn't. I did. No, I was doing blue ain't your color.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it again.

[Amy]

Oh, now. Okay. Blue. That's it looks good on that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. That's what everybody sings tonight. I Want to cry?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Why am I doing okay?

[Amy]

I'm telling you.

[Bobby Bones]

What is your favorite Keith Urban song?

[Keith Urban]

I don't. I honestly, I swear I don't have a favorite. It changes a lot through tours when we. Sometimes I go back into the catalog and find songs we haven't done in a long time and I fall back in love with it like we do. Days go by and I maybe love it more than I've ever loved it in my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Keith Urban]

I don't know. It's got a muscular potency and truth to it that's just timeless and it's really fun to play. Stupid boy love playing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have any hits?

[Keith Urban]

I'm really lucky because when I write a set list out, there isn't one song that I have to do that I don't like. Not one. And I know so many artists that are like, all right, let's do that one and get it over with. I don't have any of those, but

[Bobby Bones]

do you have any you don't put on the list that are big hits?

[Keith Urban]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like what?

[Keith Urban]

Well, it depends. I mean, there's a lot of songs that we. I mean, we haven't done tonight. Tonight I want to cry. We haven't done that in forever.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one. I'd probably leave. If they're like, he's not doing it. I'm out.

[Keith Urban]

Well, there's also so many. There's only so many slow songs you can do in a two hour set. So if you got Cop Car and Messed up as me and Stupid Boy and I mean, you got a lot of slow songs at some point.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I suggest something?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

An entire tour of just buckle polishing songs from Keith Urban.

[Amy]

Oh, that's the name of the tour.

[Bobby Bones]

Buckle polishing All Night Long. Keith Urban polishes your buckles all night long.

[Keith Urban]

Oh, yeah. Okay. It's mostly there.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Which would you like us to play? We go back or Summer Breeze Fully. We already. We already titled with them a little bit.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, but we're being such a Michael fan. I mean, you can play a bit if we go back.

[Bobby Bones]

We already played a bit. You want the whole thing?

[Keith Urban]

Oh, sure. If you want. You get to hear Michael. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. So you're doing the pop up show tonight?

[Keith Urban]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's pretty exciting. Do you like playing the smaller rooms occasionally?

[Keith Urban]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Keith Urban]

Just the intimacy and the, like, the proximity. If. If the crowd could be like a foot from my face, I would be thrilled.

[Bobby Bones]

And if people want to buy tickets,

[Keith Urban]

I think you just got to get them at the door. It's a. It's a first come kind of deal. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you're in Nashville and Did he say where it was?

[Amy]

He did.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I said it's Cannery Ballroom.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. And you can get tickets tonight at the door. And this is Keith Urban. And the music's really good.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you going to do a new original album this year, though, then? Since you're putting this out, I'll start

[Keith Urban]

writing at some point for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, sometime before I. Because I don't know how much longer I got here. Honestly, I want to be, like, a main person in a video. Like, I want to, like, a significant role.

[Keith Urban]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never been in a video. Purposefully, I've been asked, like, here, do this. I want to be a. When you have, like, a good role for me, I want it.

[Keith Urban]

So when you imagine that, what do you see? What would be the odd.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't like it in videos where people break down and talk for a second and, like, the music's going on, then it stops and I'm like, yeah, get you. Get your papers now. Oh, my God, I'm a newsy now.

[Keith Urban]

Keith Ovens.

[Bobby Bones]

Get your papers. Watch them in concert. I don't know. You're black and white. I don't know why I went back to, like, the 50s, but if that ever comes up, think of me.

[Keith Urban]

Oh, I will.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll be in New Z. Oh, I will. New music video.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah. I'll see you crystal clear.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Keith Urban]

What colors the sky in your world, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm colorblind significantly. So I honestly don't think we even know if we see the same colors.

[Keith Urban]

Ah.

[Bobby Bones]

So we have no way to see through another person's eyes.

[Keith Urban]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So you met your. Red may be my blue, but every descriptor you've ever heard of, red actually matches my descriptors from blue. So I don't know, we could at

[Keith Urban]

least point to your hat and say, that's red, right?

[Bobby Bones]

That is correct.

[Keith Urban]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

For a lot of the reason is that on the tags, it tells me it's red. My whole life I've had to, like, organize clothes by colors.

[Keith Urban]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Red's pretty good, though. I know red. When it gets blue, green, black, it all looks the same, really. And I still can't play a guitar even with all that life experience.

[Keith Urban]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. All right, there he is. Two songs out now. Pop up show tonight. If you're in Nashville, stream the two songs. And this summer, we'll get the whole album. Always love seeing you. Thanks for coming by.

[Keith Urban]

Me too. Bubby.

[Bobby Bones]

There he is.

[Keith Urban]

Thank you, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

The wonderfully talented. Do you smell good today?

[Amy]

He does smell.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm smell blind.

[Amy]

He smell blind.

[Keith Urban]

Smell it blind.

[Bobby Bones]

Smell blind.

[Amy]

It's smells. We've switched it up, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, this one's a little different. Stronger.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you guys serious?

[Eddie]

No, I don't.

[Amy]

I wouldn't say, like, it's a. It's a different scent, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you change scents during the year? Do you have, like, a fall scent and a spring scent?

[Keith Urban]

No, not. Not for. Not seasonal base, but just. I like blending things. They'll take several.

[Amy]

So.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, several different things.

[Bobby Bones]

Now that you're known for smelling good, do you feel like now you always have to smell good because that's your kind of your thing?

[Keith Urban]

No, I just like smelling good. My dad always did, so that's. That's how I grew up. Yeah, my dad always smelled good, even though he was wearing. I think he just wore Brute. That was it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all I wore when I wore cologne. It was a little green bottle of Brute. First clone ever bought at Walmart. Yeah, it was awesome.

[Keith Urban]

It works.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Amy]

So you do your own concoction?

[Keith Urban]

Yeah, I put several things together.

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what he just said. He mixes it up.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought he, like, does a different one every day. Mix it up. I didn't know he layer it.

[Amy]

He probably layers.

[Bobby Bones]

He's got beakers in his house.

[Eddie]

And you're a chemist?

[Amy]

No, probably just squirt, squirt.

[Keith Urban]

No, it's good because if you layer, then you sort of. It becomes your own thing.

[Amy]

That's why I've never smelled what I'm smelling right now. It's good. I just. It's a. It's a new scent.

[Keith Urban]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Or something.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there it is. Smell Hour. The Smell Minute with Keith Urban. All right, there he is. Keith Urban, everybody.

[Keith Urban]

Nice job. Thank you, guys.

[Dr. Urwig]

This is Dr. Urwig calling from Beth Israel Deaconess Medical center in Boston. Wanted to let you know a little bit about the testosterone testing that was done as that's my specialty. Testosterone levels vary throughout the day, and so it can be 300 at one point, 500 at another point, you know, 400 at another point. So one level doesn't really tell you too much. And if one person has a testosterone of, let's say, 600 and another person has a testosterone of 500, it doesn't mean that the person with a Testosterone level of 600 is any more masculine than the person of 500, we're gonna disagree.

[Eddie]

Doctor has great information.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, Doctor who studied this their whole life.

[Amy]

It's probably, like, he probably has to tell patients that, because would they come back and does.

[Bobby Bones]

Does a doctor understand the art of a bit? No, no. Like, it's that we do. Like. And I'm sure he's right, but they. Lunchbox could have been lower. Eddie could have been higher. Yeah, Lunchbox could have been higher. Eddie. Eddie, you could have been lower.

[Eddie]

I can tell you, though, like, at 2 o', clock, 1 o', clock, I'd be peaking for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say that a baseball player, one single at bat does not tell you if they're a Hall of Fame player or not. But that at bat still counts, right? You guys took in at bat, took some swings. Lunchbox had a single. You struck out, bud.

[Eddie]

I sure did.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's appeal, though, earlier. And tomorrow, I think we're gonna have your results for the. For the second one.

[Eddie]

Good. All I want is justice here. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

So what's the excuse?

[Bobby Bones]

I. But I agree on what the. I agree that there's a. No. That there's a lot of excuses, but I do think this one, you are justified in at least questioning it. Mm, no, I'm not saying yours is gonna be better. Eddie did two tests. The first one came back inconclusive, and then he took a second test, and then we got the results. I assumed that was the second test results.

[Amy]

But the results are from the first test.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

They finally found it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is weird.

[Eddie]

It goes from inconclusive to we got it.

[Amy]

Well, they kept testing it. They were like, it's gonna be.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you test it three times, either you're searching real hard, like you're looking under every stone. Tomorrow we will have your results for the second test. Good. But it might be lower. And I'm gonna warn you, if it's lower, prepare for the wrath. I'm just gonna freely let them go.

[Eddie]

Who? Amy and Lunchbox.

[Amy]

And if it's higher, Then justice has been served. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's higher, I will allow one final appeal from Lunchbox to both have it happen again.

[Amy]

Wait, what? Then they go at it again.

[Eddie]

This one will never end, like the doctor said.

[Bobby Bones]

But we'll know tomorrow.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll get your results back for the schedule.

[Amy]

I know I'm not a doctor, but my limited knowledge from different videos I see on Instagram, I'm anxious to hear.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

I do believe the Guys drew their blood in the morning. Correct, boys?

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Amy]

I think.

[Bobby Bones]

And you are more of a boy than him. You're more of a boy. He's more of a man. Have you seen your results?

[Amy]

Let me tell you my limited knowledge.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

He's saying later in the day, he probably would have had more. I have heard men's testosterone is higher upon waking up than when going to sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

And they had it at the same time.

[Amy]

And y' all had it at the same exact time.

[Eddie]

And where did you hear this from?

[Amy]

The Internet.

[Bobby Bones]

Limited knowledge.

[Amy]

Limited knowledge of people talking, which you say your libido is high. And I think it's why a lot of times men prefer in the morning than at night.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Ray, hit me with that next one.

[Kelly]

You know, when I first started listening to y', all, lunchbox just annoyed me. And it was like, what's wrong with this dude? And over the course of time, he's good looking. The Price is Right just sealed the deal. There's been some videos of him dancing. And I'm just like, man, his wife is one lucky woman. Because, man, I would. I would totally date him. Yeah. Have a good day.

[Lunchbox]

Totally get it. That's how a lot of women feel.

[Eddie]

She's referring to Daniel. Then she saw him up. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that shirtless video, though, in Atlanta, when he was dancing on stage, that was lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

100% lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I appreciate it. And I'm glad that you finally realize, you know, sometimes people don't get it at first and then they, like, see me and they start looking at me more like, that dude really is hot. He's got it and I do have it.

[Bobby Bones]

So there is somebody for everybody.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

With lunchboxes. Beacons for people that like lunchboxes. That'd be considered like a fetish.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, because it's a very specific.

[Bobby Bones]

Very specific. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, same with Eddie. I mean, if you like someone with low T, it's a fetish.

[Eddie]

Okay, Stretch.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a guy that was in the hospital because he had a chopstick stuck in his throat.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

And that chopstick was there for 8 years how?

[Amy]

Like a piece of a chopstick or

[Bobby Bones]

a. Yeah, I would think so. Otherwise it looks like a bow and like a bow and arrow coming out of your neck. An arrow? Yeah. Doctors in the city were stunned when a 46 year old man came to the hospital complaining of severe throat pain. An X ray revealed a five inch. Okay, but five inches.

[Amy]

Five inches.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not much. Huge. But it says metal Chopstick. So that's got to be a broken metal chopstick, Right? But how do you break metal?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking at it. It's down, so it's not, like, coming out forward of your throat. It's like he swallowed it. And it goes down the angle of, like, your spine.

[Eddie]

So it's vertical. Is that right?

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good way to say that. Yeah.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, I wouldn't imagine it was mostly funnel.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So they were like, hey, do you have any idea what this is? And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. He knew he accidentally swallowed a chopstick eight years earlier while eating. That's what shocked me, is that they were like, any. Any idea? Oh, yeah, of course. It's a chopstick.

[Amy]

This doesn't sound right. He. He swallowed something else. I don't know what it is. No, I see it, but you're telling me a metal chopstick broke?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think if the whole thing's only five inches, that's a teeny, tiny chopstick.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Maybe mini chopsticks.

[Amy]

So he has a mini metal chopstick. I just show you.

[Bobby Bones]

Think he's doing, like, dirty stuff and puts the chopstick down to push it out?

[Amy]

I don't know. I have my metal straw here right now. I don't know how it would break.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it, do it, do it. I don't know that it.

[Amy]

This thing is like.

[Bobby Bones]

Does that look broken to you, Mike? Yeah, it looks a little broken. At the time, he felt choking pain, but said he could still breathe. Doctor said surgery would be risky. He decided to live with it instead. And for years, he did just that. He put up with the occasional discomfort. That changed recently when it started to be more painful. Painkillers didn't help. Doctors found the chopstick had not caused much major damage and more. It could have been injured blood vessels or surrounding tissue at any time. Dude, I'm telling you that. Yeah, it looks like it's split off.

[Amy]

And he didn't want to seek medical help?

[Eddie]

No, no, he did. That makes more sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, he went in and was like, I swallowed a chopstick the first time.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Eddie]

And they said it'd be risky.

[Bobby Bones]

They said it'd be risky. And he's like, all right, all good. I'll just live. I think you go for the risk there. I think it's.

[Eddie]

That's why the second time, he's like, oh, you mean the chopstick?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. This whole thing, this ain't new. I had this a long time ago when I get a new shirt. And Amy's like, did you get a new shirt? No, no, no. I've had this forever.

[Amy]

I just searched up mini steel chopsticks.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's broken.

[Amy]

And obviously. But it says they are designed to not break.

[Bobby Bones]

They're extremely durable, which metal usually is. It could have also been a broken chopstick he was using.

[Amy]

Yo. Okay, yo. Now we're talking. Wow. Some people just perplex me.

[Bobby Bones]

You go in and they say it's risky and it's not hurting that bad. Okay. Like, some people get shot and they leave their bullets in them.

[Amy]

Sure. Because it's more dangerous to remove.

[Irene]

Right.

[Eddie]

That's what they do.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what happened here.

[Amy]

Yeah, I get that part. But, like, that's why he's like, leave it there. Y' all are stuck on. I. We're in two different places. I'm like.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't say.

[Amy]

I'm like, how does this happen? And why. Why are you eating with a 5 inch?

[Bobby Bones]

The crazy part's when, like, people get stuff stuck in their butt, they have to go in and get that stuff out.

[Lunchbox]

That's embarrassing.

[Eddie]

That's wild.

[Bobby Bones]

Because, you know, as you're like, cowboy, walking into the hospital, you know you're about to have an embarrassing conversation.

[Amy]

Okay. But I have heard that you need to not have shame when you go. The ER doctors, they've seen it. They'd rather save your life than for you to be in pain. And it. The. The. The increase of people showing up at the hospital for this type of thing is around Christmas time because there's a lot of Christmas tree shaped things, and you could see how that's more appealing.

[Bobby Bones]

Christmas tree, like, if you guys can see how that's more appealing to the

[Amy]

arts and craft store, they have a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

So you go to Hobby Lobby and you go, hmm, that looks like it'd be right up my butt.

[Amy]

Dr. Beach Gym 10. I follow her. She's got millions of followers on Instagram, and she actually did a psa. She went to, like, Hobby Lobbies or Michael's, and she showed all the different objects that she sees in the er.

[Bobby Bones]

They could be stuck in your butt.

[Amy]

Yes. And she told people, like, she was like, look, this is not really what I want to do. But look, if this is your thing, this is going to be the more safe option. Because if people are doing it, she wanted to help them because she sees it in the. In the er and then she sees the shame. So she also wanted to create awareness of, like, you better come in immediately.

[Bobby Bones]

You better come in immediately because it could. It could.

[Amy]

It could be. It's life threatening.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. I'm gonna agree with everything you're saying. I think even when I tore, like, a part of. Would it be my rectum?

[Amy]

When you tore on the peloton.

[Bobby Bones]

On the peloton. Yeah, my bh. So that there's some shame there. Just because they have to go in and, like, put their fingers inside your butt.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's just weird. And nobody likes that, but they do it all the time. So I'm gonna say, though, if there's a candy cane stuck in your butt and you go in to the doctor, you should go in and hopefully your life needs to be saved. But if you don't think once you leave, the doctor's telling other doctor, we got three candy canes today. What a day. This is. It's crazy.

[Eddie]

It's Christmas time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. They're seeing it. And you need to go and get it fixed for sure. Because the health should outweigh the shame.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

But if you don't think there's, like, bro. I mean, somebody had the star of the top of their Christmas tree firmly planted inside their buttocks.

[Eddie]

What a day.

[Bobby Bones]

That's going to be talked about. They're not going to get a little giggle.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that's what she was trying to say. We're not gonna. She's trying to welcome people.

[Bobby Bones]

No, and they should. I agree. It's hard. It's weird to go in with your butt. It's vulnerable with your butt.

[Amy]

Yeah. And be like this. This decor is up there. And you could say it was a dare. It was a dare.

[Bobby Bones]

Who are you playing truth or dare with? Isn't it better for your friends Christmas Truth or dare. Okay, guys.

[Amy]

Isn't it better to say it was a dare than your own curiosity?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it matters to them. I don't think a backstory matters. When you go in and you've got Rudolph, a plastic Rudolph jammed up your butt. I don't think it matters.

[Amy]

I'm telling you, they're all Christmas trees. They're all like porcelain shaped Christmas trees.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do porcelain.

[Amy]

She said stay away from anything glass. There's a lot of glass trees.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course. Obviously, stick with something more rubber based. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, that kind of went off the rails. Our phone number is 87777, Bobby. You're welcome to call 877-7-B O B B Y Bones.

[Kelly]

Morning, studio. This is Lisa Cohen from Austin, Texas. I just Wanted to say, Bobbi, stop being a hater. I feel like y' all are really bashing on Eddie about the. And, I mean, if that's the direction he wants to go, then let him go there. Stop looking at all the negatives. You and Amy, I'm kind of disappointed in you guys, but have a great day. I still love the show.

[Eddie]

Wow, guys, thanks. Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

You got it back there. Now you were your hater too.

[Amy]

No, I was not.

[Bobby Bones]

You're definitely a hater too.

[Amy]

No, I never knew that.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Eddie did a voiceover on a podcast. I thought he was doing a voice. I didn't know he was doing his own voice. That was my only point.

[Eddie]

I'm still another character. I'm Dan. Dan the weatherman.

[Bobby Bones]

But, well, now. Now, now you're a dinosaur, huh? Same voice?

[Eddie]

No, no. If I was a dinosaur.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you're a bird. Okay, wow.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

You change so quick.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you're a head coach in the 40s of a football team.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, I'm sure Dan.

[Amy]

Dan the weatherman has more animation with

[Eddie]

Eddie's voice, and he has a different storyline than I. Than my personal storyline.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all where we get.

[Amy]

He's not a dad. Is he a dad?

[Eddie]

He's not a dad.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

He's married.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie did a voiceover on, like, a podcast, and then we just thought he was gonna be doing, like, a voice, like an animal voice, but it was just him talking. Got it. Good luck, buddy.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

We all root for each other, so thank you. Good luck there. I do want to go to Kelly, who lives in upstate New York now. I was talking about my experience when my mom died, and they were just like, you should get the nicest casket. She'd love it. You should get the most expensive urn. She'd love it. And I was like, man, it's like pressure have never felt before. And you're mourning because somebody just died, so you just go, okay. And so that was my one experience. And Amy had somewhat.

[Amy]

I did a casket with my mom and Ash's box with my dad.

[Bobby Bones]

So Kelly's on, and I'm glad she is because she is. Your son's a funeral director, Kelly? Yes, yes. So in my story, does that reflect your knowledge of the industry?

[Kelly]

No, not at all. Actually, I have two sons that are funeral directors and my brother in law. My sons are actually fifth generation on my husband's side, but my one son owns a funeral home in upstate New York, and I help him out there once in a while, and he is actually Very well respected for servicing his family and not being that you gotta get the most expensive. You have to, you know, all income levels of families that he services. And he's very, like I said, well respected and does not do that pushy, sleazy kind of car salesman push on. On funerals. So I just didn't. I just didn't want the whole industry to be, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm glad you called. No, seriously, I'm glad you.

[Amy]

Valid point.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's why I put you on, because that was just my story. And it's good to know that. Is that kind of known, Kelly, that some people do that, though?

[Kelly]

It is, it is. And there are, you know, especially now, some funeral homes are like, corporate. They've kind of gotten away. He's, you know, a locally owned funeral home. And those are the guys that really are your. Your good guys. Not that the other ones are bad, but, you know, when you're a corporation, you're just pussy and it's all about the money.

[Bobby Bones]

Pushy. Yeah. Yeah. Pushy with the eight. Yes, that was the close one. So does your son, does he always have to talk very quietly all day at work?

[Kelly]

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, that'd be, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

When you're with families, of course. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It'd be weird if you were going in and you hear them in the background. They're like, oh, just a game of the Lions last night. Whoa. And they walk out like, hi, sorry, Kelly, I'm glad you called because my one story does not reflect the entire industry. So I'm glad you could share that.

[Kelly]

Thank you. Love you guys. Listen to you every morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Have a great day. I want to go to Stephanie in Houston. We were talking about this guy had a chopstick in his throat if you missed the last segment. And then we started talking about when people have to go in because they have stuff in their butt to the doctor. And then Amy gives psa, like, don't let shame get you. Stephanie, you are on.

[Kelly]

Hey, longtime listener. Hey, studio.

[Keith Urban]

Hello.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up? Stephanie?

[Kelly]

I was just calling to say that, yes, it absolutely happens and they absolutely talk about you after you leave. Excuse me. I was working in a smaller town hospital and there was someone who had a sweet potato up their bum that the doctor had to remove in the error. And I worked labor and delivery and we knew about it.

[Amy]

So travels.

[Kelly]

They do. Yes. Word does travel. But what was funny about it was the next day, one of the nurses from the ER had gone home, made a sweet potato pie and put it on the doctor's desk the next day.

[Amy]

Oh, no, that's messed up.

[Bobby Bones]

But not with the sweet potato. Not with the OG Potato. Because that would be the old.

[Amy]

I mean, the shape of sweet potatoes.

[Eddie]

Amy, they're huge.

[Bobby Bones]

It also. Well, not all.

[Kelly]

They vary.

[Amy]

They vary, but also, I'll say this,

[Bobby Bones]

that shows you the amount of shame that you shouldn't have, because they also just are like, that's funny.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but the whole hospital knows.

[Bobby Bones]

Or the whole doctor, but they don't know. They don't put a picture of your face up with a sweet potato on it.

[Eddie]

I bet you see him later at the post office. Like, that's the guy for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

You still have to go in, though.

[Amy]

It's a small town.

[Bobby Bones]

If there's a sweet. I know small town, sweet potatoes that get you in trouble. Or maybe you drive to the nearest town. Oh, crap, that stuff. David, how do you drive leaned on one to cheek?

[Amy]

I don't know. Yeah, it's gotta be hard if that's, like, your thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Stephanie, thank you for sharing that story. Hope you have an awesome day.

[Kelly]

Thanks, guys. Y', all, too. Bye. Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Bye. Yeah, I again say your health is more important than letting your shame keep you from fixing your health. Yeah, because just a shameful. There's a bunch of shameful place. Like, I was riding a peloton, going up and down, up and down, and I was like, oh. Oh, that hurts so bad. And then I took a. Like a bath. I like my baths. I was like, oh, that hurts so bad. And then you have to go in. And she's like, yeah, but if you

[Amy]

had to pay going in for that or the other. You'd go in for that.

[Bobby Bones]

If I had a sweet potato, I'd go in with a wrestling mask on.

[Eddie]

I gotta leave it on. Sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

No, I'm a wrestler.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna be a luchador today, so.

[Amy]

Oh, and say. Say it was part of your. Your act.

[Eddie]

What the.

[Bobby Bones]

It went wrong. I do this magic trick where I pick things up with my toes and my butt. The one with the butt got a little. A little out of control.

[Amy]

Well, never mind. This is going too far.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's going too far. If you had to stop yourself. It's too hard.

[Amy]

No, it's from a doctor, though.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think we're good. We're good.

[Amy]

Well, no, but.

[Bobby Bones]

No, don't you stop yourself. And you keep saying, well, no, because

[Amy]

it's informative and it's not actually. But I didn't know the way that our body is Designed. It sort of is designed to go. So that's what.

[Bobby Bones]

Like the bank machine, when you stick the thing in there.

[Amy]

So that's what happens is sometimes people realize how quickly it's going to get lost.

[Eddie]

Mine's designed differently.

[Bobby Bones]

The opposite way.

[Amy]

No, I know you would think, but it's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, there. Were a lot of listeners disappointed in you.

[Amy]

Wait, why? For that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, not for that. I'm not disappointed in you, but how you reacted when Eddie's tele.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

[Amy]

Yeah, I could.

[Eddie]

Why did you do that, Amy?

[Amy]

Because we were all having a good time. I could not stop laughing. Because you thought you were going to be higher.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And then it was like, this is what we do. But then Lunchbox's jokes were pretty solid, and I was so. I was laughing already. And then Lunchbox was being funny, so then I was laughing at that. And then once you start laughing like that, you. You can't stop. Hmm. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a frigging Pringle.

[Amy]

Right?

[Eddie]

Once you pop, you can't stop.

[Amy]

Like you were laughing, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah, not as hard as you, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

I was trying to keep it on track. It was funny. And it wasn't at anyone's expense because they both put themselves up.

[Eddie]

Excuse me.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't.

[Eddie]

You both were laughing at me.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you signed up easily.

[Bobby Bones]

Could have been him. You both put yourself up at risk.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Eddie]

But it wasn't him.

[Bobby Bones]

But it could have been. And you would have been laughing at him like, all's fair.

[Amy]

Yeah. And then. And then. And then laughing is contagious. And then. And then I knew we shouldn't be laughing, so it just kept making me laugh more. And I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Nah, don't be sorry. That's what we do on this show. If you would have been laughing, he would have just shared it. Oh, my testosterone's been low. Out of nowhere. And you started laughing like that. Maybe a little, but it wasn't. They did a segment where they gave blood to a paramedic to see who had the higher testosterone.

[Amy]

Yeah. You gave him the numbers, and he was like, oh, I'm gonna be 9, 32, or whatever.

[Eddie]

Wouldn't you have said the same thing?

[Amy]

With confidence?

[Eddie]

Confidence. You gotta go in thinking, sure, yes, go confident.

[Amy]

But then it wasn't even the three.

[Eddie]

Then you guys saw me. I was like, this is so sad. And you guys kept laughing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we couldn't tell you. Not a little bit. A little bit. I watched the clip, though. Back.

[Eddie]

The clip is funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so we'll have some new results for Eddie. Hopefully tomorrow for a second draw that we did. Otherwise you guys can hit us up. 877-77-Bobby. That's our number. 877-77-B O B B Y thank you guys for being here. Thanks to Keith Urban. A heck of a show. I don't know, check out our YouTube page. We go live on YouTube every day. So if you're just listening to this from the podcast, go over and subscribe to obbyboneshow on YouTube. Otherwise, we will see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. Bye, everybody.

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