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Bobby Bones. All right, so we're gonna get over to Laney Wilson, who did a great job at the cmas. Thank you to all the parturs who listen to the podcast every single day. Very appreciative of you guys. And so we will come back and do our version of this podcast, but first, here's our interview with Lainey Wilson on the Bobby Bones Show.
Amy
Now, Lainey Wilson.
Bobby Bones
Lanya, good to see you. Great job at cmas.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
What went on leading up to it? Like, what kind of work did you do pre that we didn't get to see?
Laney Wilson
Honestly, for me, like, the week leading up to it, I was just trying to, like, get in the zone any way that I possibly could, like, spending, like, alone time, doing meditations, doing all that kind of stuff to make sure that I was actually in every single moment and not, like, you know, skipping ahead and. Because I think that's when I could have, like, really screwed up.
Bobby Bones
What was your fear then?
Laney Wilson
It was, first of all, that it was gonna fly by and that I was just not gonna, like, be where my feet were. I wanted to make sure that I represented country music the best way that I could, and I knew that this was, like, a huge opportunity. And the truth is, it could have, like, really helped me or it could have really hurt me. And I didn't even realize that until it started getting closer to time.
Bobby Bones
When they said, hey, we want you to do it by yourself, but you're gonna do it by yourself. No, Luke, no Peyton. What were your thoughts?
Laney Wilson
I was like. I mean, at first, without even skipping a beat, I'm like, great, let's do it. Let's do it. And then as time, like, as it got closer, I'm like, I really did say, yes, that I'm gonna do this thing by myself. So, um, no pressure.
Bobby Bones
You did awesome job, by the way.
Amy
Yeah, thank you.
Bobby Bones
Awesome job.
Laney Wilson
I enjoyed it.
Bobby Bones
Did you get to. While in the middle of it, appreciate it?
Laney Wilson
I did, and I did. And I think, like, I was just so bound and determined. I'm like, okay. When I'm up there doing these, like, 18 hits that I was doing, when I'm up here doing my performances or whatever, like, I do not need to be thinking about what I'm, like, about to be doing here in, like, five minutes. I just have to be exactly where my feet are, and I think that helped a lot.
Bobby Bones
What about Goldfish Brain? If, like, you stumbled on something, were you able to. And I didn't see you stumble on anything?
Laney Wilson
I did stumble a few times.
Bobby Bones
So listen, I've hosted a bunch of stuff, and I have to, like, move on, and, like, I'll beat myself up later. Because it will affect what happens in the future.
Laney Wilson
That's it. When you get, like, tongue tied, were.
Bobby Bones
You able to have goldfish brain and not think about any sort of tongue ties to just move to the next thing?
Laney Wilson
I thought about it a little bit after I kind of, like stumbled on a big X the plug thing. I said something about his debut record. I was like, debut country record. What in the world am I doing? Cause little things like that matter and probably it's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Cause nobody notices except for you. Yeah, that's the craziest thing, is nobody in the whole world would notice. But, you know. Cause it was, you know, you were.
Laney Wilson
Doing it and then also closing out the show. I forgot that I was hosting the show.
Bobby Bones
That's hilarious. Well, you also want, I think where you get the benefit here is you're freaking entertainer of the year. So you kind of.
Laney Wilson
And then literally, Keith Harvin was like, bro, you gotta close out the show. You gotta close out the show. I was like, oh, shit, I gotta bring us home.
Bobby Bones
Did you watch it back?
Laney Wilson
I haven't yet.
Bobby Bones
Will you watch it?
Laney Wilson
I think I will. And most of the time I will say, like, I don't watch any performances back. I don't. Because, like, what's done is done. And I know me, I'm gonna be like, should have done that different. Should have done that different. But I think when Duck gets home from duck hunting, I think we'll probably sit on the couch and watch it.
Bobby Bones
What did he say after the show?
Laney Wilson
He. He was like. He was like, you killed it. And I was like, you're partial. And he's like, no, but you really.
Bobby Bones
Both can be true, though.
Laney Wilson
But both can be true. I really do think that he was proud. He was like, I never doubted it.
Bobby Bones
So that's really cool. You did a really great job. I'm super proud for you.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, super good.
Laney Wilson
I feel good.
Bobby Bones
And then you. You win. What were you more ner. Maybe nervous isn't the word. It's the easy word. But were you more nervous about the awards or the hosting?
Laney Wilson
I didn't even think, like, I was so tied up with the hosting and with, like, making sure that. That, like, opening medley, monologue thing that I did and stuff like that. I was, like, hitting my marks that, honestly, I thought, I'm hosting this year, I probably ain't gonna win a thing. And I wasn't even thinking about that.
Bobby Bones
How many wardrobe changes did you have? Do you know?
Laney Wilson
I think all together, it was like seven or something like that.
Bobby Bones
What happens to those clothes?
Laney Wilson
Well, some of them have to go back to where they came from, from the designers, and some of them actually got to keep so. Well, say. Yeah, Most of them are just loners. I don't know how that works with you. Do you. Do you, like, buy the suits or.
Bobby Bones
They'll usually give them to me.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Guys are different, though. Like, we dribble and pee and stuff.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, true. Very true.
Bobby Bones
Like, honestly, no. We're dirtier.
Laney Wilson
They don't want it back.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they don't.
Eddie
Why are you giving away our secrets?
Bobby Bones
Well, dribble.
Amy
Is that why y' all do it? So you can keep the clothes?
Laney Wilson
That's hilarious.
Bobby Bones
I also had, like, in my contract when I was on certain shows to keep the clothes, but we can wear them multiple times and nobody notices. Like, your stuff is so dynamic.
Laney Wilson
You won't be able to wear it again.
Amy
I feel like your stuff could end up in, like, a Country Music hall of fame or something.
Bobby Bones
Are you saving stuff for that?
Laney Wilson
Oh, yeah. We got a big archive. I honestly need to get in there and figure out, like, what needs to stay and what needs to go. It's too much.
Bobby Bones
Are you saying Lanie Wilson needs to go through her closet and clean stuff out like everybody else?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
You're normal like us.
Laney Wilson
I just sent five trash bags home with my mama. My mama's wearing all my hand me downs right now.
Bobby Bones
Her mom's walking around in these CMA outfits with, like, the glitters.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
She's at Walmart.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Amy
The Deep plunges.
Laney Wilson
Oh, yeah. My mama loves dressing up, so I don't doubt it.
Bobby Bones
That's funny.
Laney Wilson
Don't doubt it.
Bobby Bones
How's everything else going?
Laney Wilson
Everything else is good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Are you tired right now, or are you coming off the high?
Laney Wilson
I actually feel good. I mean, I've sat on my couch for, like, four days straight, and that's enough for me. I'm like, okay, what next? So we're doing Macy's Day Parade.
Bobby Bones
Do you. That show is almost impossible to sing at because those floats, they move, and it's hard to sing. Are you singing or are you lip syncing?
Laney Wilson
We're singing, but we're doing it, like, down on the ground so I'm not on a float.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Laney Wilson
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're one of the big ones, then? Because the big ones, they put on the ground.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, they do.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Well, you know that.
Amy
No, have you done the flip before?
Bobby Bones
You know that?
Eddie
Stop it.
Amy
Like, have you done.
Laney Wilson
Have you not, like, been to the Macy's Day Parade?
Amy
Okay, well, this is good, then. You're getting like. Yeah. Because I always feel awkward for the people. I mean, it's cool. They get to be on the float, but I feel awkward for the.
Laney Wilson
I'm not trying to lip sing. I'm not trying to do that.
Bobby Bones
Because it'd be hard.
Laney Wilson
Yes. I mean, it would be my luck that my lips would not match up. You know, I'd be holding that note, and there's no music there.
Bobby Bones
Do you run out of acceptance speeches?
Laney Wilson
I do feel like I'm like, what have I not said? I mean, the truth is, I feel like I've. I've said everything, but just. Even when it comes to, like, my writing and stuff like that, I'm having to. I've written so many songs at this point, I'm like, okay, it's time. It's time to dig deeper, you know? What have I not talked about? What. What am I learning about myself? And so I think it, like, if I'm willing to be open and honest about, like, all of my feelings and stuff, which some. I keep a lot to myself, too, but can't tell all your business, Then you have none. Then I feel like I still have a lot more to share.
Bobby Bones
Are you learning that the more famous you get, the more you do want to hold back?
Laney Wilson
I definitely think it's very important for me to try to keep some stuff.
Bobby Bones
Because you were all out there. Like, when you started, it was like, I'm lany. This is everything about me.
Laney Wilson
Y.
Bobby Bones
But now, are there things you want to keep, like, precious?
Laney Wilson
I do. I really do. And even though, like, me and Duck, you know, like, everybody. Everybody knows about us and our relationship, that's another thing that, like, it's really sacred to me, you know, I just want to. I just want to do it. Most married couples do and treat each other that way. And so, I don't know. I do feel like it can get pretty sticky or dangerous when everybody knows everything.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. When I was single, which was for a long time, I was like, everybody can know everything. But, man, when you get a partner.
Laney Wilson
And stuff, it changes.
Bobby Bones
It does, because stuff affects them. Like, if I would say something stupid, it would affect my wife.
Laney Wilson
That's right.
Bobby Bones
And so, yeah, I started. There started to be very precious parts of our relationship, too, that I never really even thought would happen to me because I'm like, I'm putting it all out there. It doesn't matter. But then if I can come back weird on, then I don't want it out there.
Laney Wilson
That's Right, that's right. I'm. I'm the same way. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So obviously you've acted, but you're doing the movie that's coming out. Yep.
Laney Wilson
Reminders.
Bobby Bones
Reminders of him. That's next year, right?
Laney Wilson
Yep. I believe it's coming out in March.
Bobby Bones
How long ago did you shoot that?
Laney Wilson
It was this summer.
Bobby Bones
How was that? How was it different shooting a movie than a television show?
Laney Wilson
I will say this was my first role where I was actually somebody that was not a musician.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you got to play somebody other than yourself.
Laney Wilson
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Laney Wilson
So that was a big thing.
Bobby Bones
But you didn't play yourself in Yellowstone. It was just a version of yourself. For sure, to be fair. Yeah.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, for sure. But this was, like, definitely not, you know, I mean, of course I found, like, parts of myself in the character in the movie because I think it's important to do that in general, you know, when you're. When you're acting. At least that's. That's what I'm learning right now. I'm brand spanking new at it, but, yeah, it was fun. I was there. I think we filmed like three or four days, knocked it out. And for Yellowstone, it was like a couple days here, and then you'd have to go back a month later and then a couple days there, and so this was much quicker.
Bobby Bones
Did you enjoy it more?
Laney Wilson
I enjoyed it. I don't know about more. I feel like it was just different. I love it.
Bobby Bones
Have you seen it back?
Laney Wilson
I have not seen it back. I probably won't see it back till everybody sees it back.
Bobby Bones
So they don't. They don't send it for you to see or anything?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
It feels like when a songwriter writes a song and they really don't. They don't get to hear it till it's fully cut on an album.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, that's how it feels.
Bobby Bones
That's about what it reminds me of.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, we'll see. I think it's gonna be good.
Amy
Amy, did your character have an accent? Like your accent? Yes. Because on Yellowstone, you were British.
Laney Wilson
Yes.
Amy
I mean, you were. Your. You were a singer.
Laney Wilson
You were.
Amy
It's like western. It's the vibe, like, for sure.
Laney Wilson
And my first. Like the first season that we did with Yellowstone, you know Kelly Reilly, who plays Beth on the show?
Amy
Yeah.
Laney Wilson
She asked me. She was like, right when I met her, she said, is your accent real? And I said, is your accent real? Because she's British. But, yeah, so I kept the same accent. They didn't ask me to change it. I mean, this is it is what it is. I definitely will need a lot more coaching if I ever get a role where I have to just, like, be even keel.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes. I'll see actors talk in their regular voice and they're not American. Blown away.
Amy
Blows my mind.
Laney Wilson
It blows my mind.
Amy
The biggest one is that guy from Walking Dead, the sheriff from Georgia.
Bobby Bones
And then he's. I'm like, no, dude, you're from Atlanta. You're a cop from Atlanta.
Amy
Like, that always throws me. You also had your. You're going to be on Family Guy on Friday night, right?
Laney Wilson
That's right. Is that Friday night?
Lunchbox
It is.
Amy
It premieres on Friday. Yeah, the Family Guy Christmas special. And so that's your first animated.
Laney Wilson
So you were just being you. Yes. I mean, it was. I mean, I'm just singing a little song, so that was my first, like, voiceover type thing I did. I'd like to get into more of that.
Bobby Bones
I like your hat.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Obviously. Howdy.
Laney Wilson
Howdy. Is Mini Pearl.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Laney Wilson
Yeah. But Marcus King's wife, Briley King. This is her. Her hat.
Amy
Oh, she has the cutest hat.
Laney Wilson
She has the cutest hats.
Amy
Yeah, but she.
Bobby Bones
That's a. But that's a mini pro. Howdy.
Eddie
Right?
Amy
Yeah, yeah, but she just got the.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, it's got the little. I don't know if you can say the little price tag on the back right here.
Eddie
Yeah.
Laney Wilson
Because she had the price tag that was $1,000.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Laney Wilson
1,000.
Bobby Bones
There's no price. There's a. I was doing. I'm currently producing a podcast, and a part of it, it's about Mini Pearl.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
And how. What a lot of people. And I think we know. But a lot of people that would just, like, see her at the Opry or see her as the character. She was like, a classically trained vocalist, and she, like.
Laney Wilson
Same.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And she would, like, you know, play the character on stage, but she was, you know, very trained. Very stage. It was really cool that she had all these abilities, but she loved Nashville and country music so much and loved the Opry so much, I think, about you. I mean, because obviously, the Opry's been a big part of your life, too.
Laney Wilson
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Do you remember when they invited you to be a member of the Opry?
Laney Wilson
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
What was that story?
Laney Wilson
So I was. I was on the Voice and.
Bobby Bones
Reba, you weren't competing. You were.
Laney Wilson
No, no, I wasn't competing. I never made it on the Voice. Remember, I tried out, like, seven or eight times. I said, nah, girl. But I was just doing A performance. And then I had had a birthday a couple days before, and I thought Reva was coming up with, like, a little thing of cupcakes. And then she had this belt buckle and invited me to be a member of the Opry. So I will never forget that.
Bobby Bones
It's 100 years. It's crazy that the Opry has 100 years. Been able to, as they say, you know, keep the circle unbroken. Do you know how many times you played it?
Laney Wilson
If I had to guess, I don't know, maybe 40. Yeah, I feel like 40.
Bobby Bones
There's a weird thing that says you hate being barefoot. I find that to be weird because I consider you be a country barefoot person.
Laney Wilson
Who said, I hate being barefoot?
Bobby Bones
That's what I thought. So it's not true.
Laney Wilson
It ain't true.
Amy
Yeah, but I don't. I mean, I could get behind not wanting to. Like, if you're at a hotel. I don't rock barefoot on anything.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think there's being in a gross place, like a bathroom, on an airplane, barefoot. I don't like that.
Amy
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying.
Amy
Well, but I mean, there's times where. Yeah, being barefoot.
Bobby Bones
But can I read you? Because what these fun facts that I just found about you are.
Laney Wilson
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. She hates being barefoot.
Laney Wilson
That's weird. Now, I probably have mentioned in the past that I had plantar's fasciitis. It's not flared up right now, but I've had it in the back.
Eddie
That'll hurt if you're barefooted.
Amy
Well, no, she just doesn't want to see it.
Bobby Bones
No, it hurt. It also hurts.
Eddie
You can't really see it.
Amy
Oh, you can't?
Laney Wilson
I can't see it.
Amy
Okay. Just kidding.
Bobby Bones
You think it's like a warp.
Amy
Sorry, my bad. I was thinking bunions.
Laney Wilson
You're thinking bun. You're like, why would you tell somebody you got bunions? I don't have bunions. Okay.
Bobby Bones
She's shockingly good at whistling.
Laney Wilson
Absolutely not. I cannot whistle. Watch.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm telling you, when I read these, I was like, this stuff can't be true.
Eddie
You just made all that stuff up?
Bobby Bones
Well, let's see. Yes, she writes many of her lyrics while driving.
Laney Wilson
I do write some of my lyrics while driving, but not a lot of them. I mean, I might come up with, like, a random melody or something and put it in my little voice memo.
Bobby Bones
But you don't like while you're driving?
Laney Wilson
No.
Bobby Bones
That's unsafe.
Laney Wilson
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
I just want to cover you there.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You know, this is probably true. You traveled with a blow up mattress when you were playing early on.
Laney Wilson
No, I did not.
Bobby Bones
Like, in your camper? You know, blow up mattress or anything?
Laney Wilson
No, I mean, I had. I had a bed in my camper.
Eddie
Look at you.
Bobby Bones
Fancy. Hey, Flex.
Amy
That's right.
Bobby Bones
List. You used to tape your bell bottoms because you couldn't afford tailoring.
Laney Wilson
Tape them.
Bobby Bones
That's what.
Laney Wilson
Who came up with these?
Bobby Bones
I literally, before you walked in, I said, tell me something new about Lainey Wilson just to see what the Internet would say. And all this came up, bunch of lies.
Laney Wilson
False. False.
Amy
Well, I have a true or false, but it might be awkward.
Laney Wilson
What.
Amy
Is it okay?
Eddie
Is it about warts?
Bobby Bones
Why are you asking me if it's okay? I don't know.
Amy
Okay, true or false. You ran into Lunchbox in a parking garage and like, did you know it was Lunchbox or you just recognized his.
Laney Wilson
No, I knew it was Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
You asked the question in a way.
Eddie
Yeah, it was a weird way.
Bobby Bones
It was like, which one of us did you run into in a parking garage? Because she's so nice, even if she didn't know it was him, she's gonna stop.
Laney Wilson
That would be a question. I was coming out. I was going into the doctor's office, see, and you're coming out of the doctor's office.
Lunchbox
Thank you. And I said that. They're like, you can't say.
Bobby Bones
No, we didn't want you to say. We didn't want him to say anything.
Laney Wilson
About you being at a doctor.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but that's your right to tell. He was like, she was coming out of the doctor. Like, don't say she's a doctor.
Lunchbox
But I'm like, everybody goes, you know me.
Laney Wilson
I'm. Yeah, I ain't wrong with that.
Lunchbox
I didn't think it was a big.
Laney Wilson
It was like an ENT or something like that. We both had your nose, throat problems.
Bobby Bones
She said, he said, you're with your fiance. And I was like, hey, who knows why they're in the doctor? That's their own business. We'll just keep doctor out of it.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, I think I had like, some bad double ear infection.
Amy
Well, that would have been. He could have said ENT and that might. Well, giving your specifics, we're like, you.
Eddie
Know, leave it out.
Bobby Bones
So we have. We have hipaa. I think if you'd asked the question differently, we could have got a different answer.
Amy
No, I think she really would say. She's not. We. I didn't lead the witness.
Lunchbox
I mean, she Even said, what doctor? I never said that. She. What doctor? It was so she knew who it was. Like, it was.
Laney Wilson
Were you at the same doctor?
Lunchbox
Yes, 100%.
Amy
Okay. See, because he brought this story in and then we just didn't know. We were like, I think she was just being nice and maybe said hi to you.
Bobby Bones
But stop, like, anybody that comes up to you. Like, what's up, person?
Amy
Yeah.
Laney Wilson
Hey, how's your mama?
Bobby Bones
Lani, congratulations on everything.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
You're doing the CBS New Year's Eve Live. Is that that when you're on television, do you micro monitor your movements more? Because you know a camera's on you way closer.
Laney Wilson
I definitely feel like I, like, play.
Bobby Bones
To the camera, like, winks and smiles and stuff that maybe you wouldn't do at a festival show because people aren't.
Laney Wilson
That close, I do think. And. And you would probably agree that, like, the way that you perform has to be a little bit different. Just like when you're singing at a show versus when you're singing the song in the studio, you have to kind of just like, be able to bob and weave. Yeah, I think it's a little different.
Bobby Bones
Well, congratulations on everything. We're super proud for you.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
And you wrapped up the Whirlwind tour, right?
Laney Wilson
We're about to go do the Australian leg in February, but we've wrapped up the American leg.
Bobby Bones
How does an Australian. Have you done Australia yet?
Laney Wilson
I have.
Bobby Bones
And, like, our tickets over there, is it crazy they sell because.
Laney Wilson
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Like, you don't have any cousins over there?
Laney Wilson
No cousins. Yeah, but they're. I mean, they're like British Texans. That's what it's like, really. They like to have a good time.
Amy
It's great.
Bobby Bones
Amy, any final questions for Lani?
Amy
Well, did you take dance as a kid?
Laney Wilson
I took jazz, tap, and ballet from the time I was, like, tiny to, like seven years old.
Amy
Okay.
Laney Wilson
I don't know.
Amy
I was wondering that the other day about you, so I thought I'd just ask you now because I'm like, I just didn't know once, like, your shows pick up and you start adding more elements and you are doing the award shows and whatnot, and you have to add more to it because I didn't know what your shows were like back in the early days. Which, speaking of, I saw you do post that clip of the fan that was at your Casino show, and you said, like, nobody was there. And she comes to, like, a lot of your shows, and you saw her and it was like, now a packed crowd oh, and you even got her name. Like, I don't know what those shows were like back in the day, but now you've got so many different elements to it. And I'm like, I wonder if she had to learn how to dance or she's already a good dancer.
Laney Wilson
Well, I don't even know if I'd say I'm a good dancer. I just like to dance. And I feel like I just can't help but move my body. So even when there were two or three people there, Emily and Aslan, her sister, I was still trying to break a leg.
Bobby Bones
I like to move my body, too.
Laney Wilson
Yeah, I like to move my body.
Bobby Bones
I'm a big body mover. Lanny Wilson, everybody. Lanny, congratulations. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.
Laney Wilson
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
All the things you say to people you like. I hope it's awesome, and we'll see you next year. All right, there she is. Laney Wilson, everybody. Let's go over to Hannah, who is listening in Illinois. Hey, Hannah.
Laney Wilson
Cool.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Bobby. What's going on?
Laney Wilson
Not much.
Bobby Bones
How are you guys today? We're pretty good. What can I do for you?
Laney Wilson
I was calling because I know you talked about it either last week on the podcast. I work for ups and I work third shift, so I listen to podcasts all the time. But I know your favorite side is.
Bobby Bones
Okra for Thanksgiving, so I was wondering.
Laney Wilson
What everybody else's favorite Thanksgiving side is.
Lunchbox
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
First of all, I like to say fried okra.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Be clear.
Bobby Bones
Not pick straight off that out of the garden. I like fried, and I don't know that it's my number, number one favorite that I have to have. I love it.
Eddie
But.
Bobby Bones
But if I'm just going to have turkey, I can't just have fried okra with it. I was talking about this yesterday. It's on. It's on my Instagram. I have been. I've been gaslit for a long time about Thanksgiving.
Laney Wilson
From who?
Bobby Bones
The world.
Amy
Only you.
Bobby Bones
All of us.
Lunchbox
What does that mean?
Bobby Bones
Turkey is not that good. I love turkey when there are other great things with it, but by itself, turkey just isn't that good.
Eddie
You need to try my turkey.
Bobby Bones
I hear everybody says that, like, oh, wait till you try. But I'm saying, generally speaking, like, of the meats, turkey's probably low.
Eddie
A steak would be the best.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but I'm saying, then why not have a better. Like, ham tastes better.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Ham is better.
Bobby Bones
Beans tastes better. Turkey now is that holiday, and if it's not there, it doesn't feel right. But turkey and I Was listening to a podcast, and they were just. They were just ripping on turkey. And I was like, you guys are so wrong. And the more they talked, I was like, I kind of feel the same way. I love turkey with the right things around it.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Amy
I'm not a turkey defender. I always have to dip it in ketchup.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
Weird. I'm not going to judge you, but that's weird.
Amy
Yeah. I'm probably the only person with ketchup at the Thanksgiving table, But now there.
Bobby Bones
Are other things you can put ketchup on. But turkey feels weird. I'm like, it's not illegal, so weird's fine with me.
Amy
Thanks.
Bobby Bones
But okra is not my favorite favorite side. If I'm gonna have turkey, obviously the number one side is dressing. But does that count as a side or is that just part of the main.
Lunchbox
That's a side.
Eddie
Yeah, you're good.
Amy
Totally a side.
Bobby Bones
So that has to be number one.
Amy
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Bobby Bones
And then from there, it has to be mashed potatoes as, like, the cores. I'm not gonna enjoy the mashed potatoes as much as I'm gonna do the fried okra. But it. That has to, like, fill out the plate before I can do anything else. And cranberry sauce, then I'm good. Then I can add, like, the third. Okra is my number one. Third leveler. Corn, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, turkey. Like, that has to exist there before I can even allow the others to come into play.
Eddie
Yeah, you.
Amy
Yeah, I'm with you on stuffing or dressing. Like, that's solid.
Bobby Bones
What do you call it?
Eddie
What you call it?
Amy
We've got. We call it both, but I'll call it dressing because that's predominantly like what my parents would say dressing. And then Mac and cheese and sweet potato casserole.
Eddie
Oh, that's good.
Bobby Bones
Mac and cheese is interesting. Yeah, that's a good one. Think about it, because I don't really eat any dairy at all anymore. I can't. But I do like most Mac and cheeses. Sweet potato casserole is interesting because what about. I just like sweet potatoes or yams. Isn't that a sweet potato?
Amy
Or. Some people call it sweet potato casserole. Some people call it candied yams. I guess if I think of what my family really calls it, it's candied yams. So you're talking like, you know, the diced up yams or sweet potatoes.
Bobby Bones
So that's all the same with, like.
Amy
Sugar glaze and some marshmallows on top that are Burnt.
Bobby Bones
Love the marshmallows. It feels like dessert. It feels like. It feels like I'm naughty having dessert during the meal.
Amy
You mix it in with some of your salty things on your plate and it's just so good.
Bobby Bones
I like nuts on it, too.
Amy
Oh, no, nuts.
Bobby Bones
I like when they do like the little sprinkles and nuts. Do you want to. No.
Eddie
Yes. I've had that, like, pecan.
Amy
I understand y' all have had it, but it shouldn't. That shouldn't be.
Eddie
Oh, it's good, though.
Bobby Bones
And be like, you got to put ketchup on it and we didn't hate on you. Yeah, nobody's hating on you. I'm just saying I. When I.
Amy
Don'T want any nuts on mine.
Eddie
You see how you got grace with ketchup?
Amy
Maybe you could sprinkle your own nuts on. Make it with the nuts then.
Bobby Bones
I do like the marshmallows on it, though.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It feels naughty.
Eddie
Is the roll, like. Is the roll aside?
Bobby Bones
Because I believe so. Yeah.
Eddie
That's the favorite part. Part of the meal.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
The really.
Eddie
The warm buttered rolls.
Bobby Bones
And I think in this situation, a roll. And most times this is not the case. Roll greater than biscuit at Thanksgiving.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
You don't do a biscuit and probably.
Amy
You, like, use the roll to, like, eat.
Eddie
Grab some turkey or that gravy.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I never put turkey in it. But the gravy for sure.
Eddie
The gravy with the green bean casserole.
Lunchbox
Like. Ah.
Bobby Bones
It's also the broom at the end.
Eddie
Yes, it is the broom.
Bobby Bones
It's the broom at the end where you sweep everything into a pile and you can use it so good.
Eddie
At some point I make like a sandwich out of it. Turkey sandwich out of my roll.
Bobby Bones
Roll's that important.
Eddie
Love it.
Bobby Bones
I didn't think about it, but rolls are very important. We tried to find rolls that didn't have butter or were made of butter. Impossible. So stupid. I started following. I'm such a loser. I started following somebody that just talks about food with non dairy in Nashville and she travels around and just doesn't.
Eddie
That's not a loser.
Bobby Bones
It's dairy free.
Eddie
It's just the life you have to live.
Bobby Bones
I know, but even I get annoyed talking about it, you know?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So did you find dairy free rolls?
Bobby Bones
She hasn't posted in a while. Oh, no. I feel it's possible. You can do sourdough.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But not the same.
Eddie
That's not the same.
Bobby Bones
I'd rather have nothing than have a fraction of it. And I feel like sourdough is not real. It's just a fraction of what the bread would be. It's not even.
Eddie
Are you prepared for all the butterfly.
Bobby Bones
Like, no, I won't eat it.
Amy
So that's why he's having fried okra.
Bobby Bones
Fried okra. And then we're taking. I have to take a couple dishes that I'll just eat when I get there. Which kind of sucks because I like to get there and eat other people's dishes. But I have to take a couple dishes with us to Oklahoma that I can eat during Thanksgiving.
Amy
Have you tried just for this one day, doing the lactaid?
Bobby Bones
I would do that. And I've done lactate and I've tried it. I've been practicing with it. It's like it's a tuba. I go in my room and I practice.
Eddie
So.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But it doesn't fully work. It's mostly effective. And I don't want to be at somebody's house staying and I have bad stomach issues. If I was at my house. Stick of butter.
Eddie
But you're at your in laws, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but they have two bathrooms.
Eddie
You don't feel comfortable.
Bobby Bones
There's like eight people there. It's just. I can't. If I have to go to the bathroom sometimes I don't even have to go. My stomach just hurts so bad and I don't have to go. But I'm in there for like 45 minutes or an hour. So I can't dominate a bathroom. I just. It also hurts my stomach.
Eddie
No, I get that. That would be prior. That would be the reason. Reason number one. It hurts your stomach. Yeah, the bathroom, dude.
Bobby Bones
But there's only two in the whole family. But there's eight people and kids everywhere.
Eddie
It's okay. Hey, Uncle Bobby's in the that one. So stay away from that.
Bobby Bones
I don't like that to be reputation around the holidays.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
He's just gone and sits in the bathroom.
Eddie
He's in there. Leave him alone.
Bobby Bones
Favorite side lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's rolls. I. I love rolls. Like they are the best thing. I mean I eat them and you don't have to dip them. Just eating them is have like five of them. Then you're like, man, should I have eaten five rolls? Give me a sixth.
Amy
I didn't know what rolls y' all get.
Bobby Bones
I like the Hawaiian. I forget what they're called.
Eddie
Hawaiian rolls are good.
Bobby Bones
Kings Hawaiian. What is it?
Lunchbox
Kings of Hawaiian.
Bobby Bones
I feel like Kings Hawaiian is really pretty good. A plus.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
I just get the Raw ones that you put in the oven for and bake on.
Lunchbox
Fifteen minutes.
Eddie
Fifteen minutes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man.
Eddie
So good.
Bobby Bones
Hannah, we went really in depth here on. On your question.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you did. I loved.
Laney Wilson
I thoroughly enjoyed it. I was talking along with you guys.
Amy
I'm a green bean casserole type.
Laney Wilson
My wife makes it with cream of.
Bobby Bones
Onion instead of cream of mushroom.
Laney Wilson
So, like, I mean, I guess there's not much of a flavor difference, but still. I do like my wife's version.
Bobby Bones
I don't like that onions. I don't like mushrooms. So both versions of that cream feels disgusting to me. Do I even. Would I even taste it?
Amy
No.
Eddie
Yeah, I'd say no, too, because I hate onions.
Amy
Green bean casserole is legit.
Bobby Bones
I don't mind an onion ring, though.
Amy
They're fried on top.
Eddie
They're fried onions.
Amy
And who knows, in some can that lives forever, So I don't really know that they're even real onions, to be honest.
Bobby Bones
Well, Hannah, I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving point.
Laney Wilson
What? Like, hey, thanks, you guys.
Bobby Bones
Do appreciate it.
Eddie
Thank you for the call.
Laney Wilson
I'm a podcast listener.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, thanks.
Laney Wilson
Have a good one.
Bobby Bones
All right, bye. Bye. Lunchbox. What happened with Morgan?
Lunchbox
Well, she was stuck in the stairwell. Sometimes you come into work in the stairwell. Like, the little zapper won't work. So you're stuck in there. And so she needed someone to let her out, to let her in.
Bobby Bones
It's like a digital key.
Amy
Yeah, a key fob.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And so she's yelling for help.
Bobby Bones
Did you just hear her?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You didn't call anybody, Morgan, you started screaming, help.
Laney Wilson
That's not true.
Amy
I texted the group chat, and I.
Bobby Bones
Was that where somebody let me in? I saw it. Okay, so he didn't even hear a yell. It was a group. Okay.
Lunchbox
I didn't remember, really, to be honest with you. And I went over there, and I'm like, oh, you know what you want in here? So I started making her say great things about me. And let me tell you, Morgan has no sense of humor. She is so mad and angry about this, so I'm not gonna let her in until she responds the right way.
Bobby Bones
He recorded it. Here we go.
Lunchbox
Hello. Say, lunchbox is the greatest.
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
All right, see you later. I didn't hear you. Wait, a little louder. No, say it like you mean it. No, I said, you know what you gotta say. Yeah. There you go. Welcome to work.
Eddie
This guy.
Lunchbox
And she was all mad and annoyed, and I'm like, morgan, I didn't hear.
Bobby Bones
Her being mad or annoyed. Her laughing at you.
Eddie
Yeah, she did say she was cold in there.
Bobby Bones
No, no, she wasn't yelling help.
Lunchbox
She's like so annoying. That's so dumb. I'm like, morgan, you need to learn what is funny. Like that's funny, right? Am I, am I crazy? That's funny.
Eddie
Yeah, it's funny.
Bobby Bones
I mean it's fine.
Eddie
It's funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's fine.
Lunchbox
She needs a new sense of humor if she doesn't think that's funny, but.
Eddie
She'S stuck in a stairwell so she just wants out of it.
Bobby Bones
Like do it once. Haha. Let her out louder. It's like someone who gets on stage or in the middle of like concert. I can't hear you. The warm up person. Get louder. Like, dude, I got no more in me. You want us to get louder? What do you, what do you want? Like we already woo once. So Amy, is that funny?
Amy
Yeah. I mean I thought it was funny and she was laughing. Yeah, she was cold.
Bobby Bones
She's just like, come on, it is winter time here. Thank you.
Amy
Bye.
Laney Wilson
Good clip.
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Bobby Bones
Yesterday I got a text going, hey, Tracy Lawrence needs turkeys because there was a like a refrigerator truck. All these turkeys went bad in it and he does a big turkey charity thing. And so I was talking with Morgan number one and we had, we got my SUV her and then we had kick off Kevin's truck ready to go and we were going to finish podcast because I had my NFL show yesterday and we're going to go because they said we need thousand turkeys so we're just going to go and buy them all. Then I started thinking if we go to a grocery store and buy all the turkeys, is that mean because people come and look for turkeys or no other turkeys, even if you buy it for charity?
Eddie
Yeah, I mean, I mean like if.
Bobby Bones
We walk in, I would be upset. If we walk in and buy all the turkeys and we're just walking out, I'm with all of them. Rude.
Eddie
I'd be like, what kind of jerk bought all the turkeys?
Bobby Bones
Right. I didn't want to be that jerk.
Amy
Yeah, Maybe if you spread it out just to not make it inconvenient. But they're turkeys for somebody, so it's.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. You can't spread it out because we were all going to walk in there together and fill up all the carts and then go and dump them all and just take them over there. Would that have been.
Lunchbox
I don't think it'd been rude. I think it had been inconvenient because they would have gone there. But you're also giving them to someone so they're not like, you're just buying them to throw them out in the middle of the road and waste them.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that'd be a jerk thing to do.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, we plan to do it, and then in the middle of podcast, we got a text going. We're good, everybody. Already. The community already came together and donated, like, thousand turkeys, man.
Lunchbox
I was planning on doing it, too. Then you say, I was planning on doing that.
Bobby Bones
I actually have text messages of us organizing it.
Lunchbox
I was planning on that.
Amy
What about you, Eddie?
Eddie
No, I never got the text.
Lunchbox
No? No. I was just on the phone with people saying, hey, should we go get some turkeys? And then I found out they were full, so.
Amy
Oh, yours was verbal.
Bobby Bones
Well, I had the moral question of, can we go buy all the turkeys? And then.
Eddie
It's a fair question, though.
Amy
Yeah. I think that's.
Bobby Bones
And not be jerks, because that would suck to go. And this is. I'll show you this.
Eddie
But there's no.
Amy
We believe you.
Bobby Bones
No, no, because he's doing this thing where he's like, oh, he's going to do it.
Amy
No, but he wasn't.
Lunchbox
I was on the phone.
Bobby Bones
So Morgan said, tracy's man, show us the call. You have a call log on your phone?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I got a call.
Bobby Bones
Tracy' manager sent me a text this morning. Tracy needs your help. And then I asked Morgan, hey, do you have my credit card? Can you make the first run? I can't get out. I have the NFL podcast. I can go after two, and we'll load my car and we'll get kicked off Kevin's truck. And so anyway, I have it. If we wanted to, like, I just wondered if it would be wrong of me to take all the turkeys was my question. Not that I needed to prove anything.
Eddie
You know, I think that the grocery store probably has a ton, right, like in the back, not just what they have out for everyone to see. I would think it's Thanksgiving time community came together.
Bobby Bones
Nobody needed it. WKRN with that story.
Eddie
Here's what's crazy though. Like when you go to the grocery store and buy a frozen turkey today, it is dirt cheap because it's frozen and so it's gonna take forever to thaw out. So they drop the prices. So at this point, if you're gonna buy a turkey today, it's gotta be thawed out and the prices are pretty high. So it's pretty expensive.
Amy
Like to buy even yesterday ways to thaw it out rapidly.
Eddie
It's just not safe like there is. But like you risk a little bit of.
Bobby Bones
You can buy a flamethrower on TikTok.
Eddie
Have you seen?
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
I saw.
Bobby Bones
I thought about it and I don't need a flamethrower for any reason whatsoever. The only thing I could do with a flamethrower would be stupid. And I almost bought it.
Eddie
Yeah, see, there's a thing I use to like smoke little wood pellets and I could use a flamethrower.
Bobby Bones
So I did think about it for a second. Now you have a reason I would get a flamethrower. It looks awesome. Awesome. There is a Virginia high school football coach who this is as of last night, who went missing. This update was last night, so they don't have him yet. Okay, so the whole story. And he's like a winning football coach.
Lunchbox
They're undefeated.
Bobby Bones
Virginia high school football coach who went missing last week is now wanted for possession of child sexual abuse material.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
And using a computer to solicit a minor authority said yesterday.
Eddie
Well, that's why he's missing.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No crap.
Lunchbox
Well, no, no. But when it first came out, when the first.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he was just missing, it was.
Lunchbox
Like, oh my gosh, the community. We gotta find this guy, this coach, undefeated season, he's gone missing. And everybody's like, oh my God, we gotta find him.
Bobby Bones
And I did search parties.
Eddie
I saw the last he was seen is like wearing sweatpants walking in the woods.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I'm like, well, we know where you went.
Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Yeah, that's my guess. It's like he went into the woods and you're. We're going to. They're going to find his corpse here in a few days.
Bobby Bones
I saw a guy.
Lunchbox
I mean, why else joke about how.
Bobby Bones
We overvalue our football coaches? And it was total satire. And he was like, I don't care what kind of picture he's got. He's 12 0. We need him on the sidelines. And it was actually like, quite intelligent in the way of that's how we value our coaches. And it was way over the top. But he was like, this is how messed up we are. We'll let extremely flawed people and we celebrate them because they're good at football. And again, that's not what's happening.
Eddie
But.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was a pretty. A pretty under understood, neededly understood message that we celebrate a lot of these guys who can just coach a football game even though they're awful, awful, awful people. But that's not this case here specifically. I don't even know if he did it.
Lunchbox
I mean, I don't know if he did it, but his actions lead me to believe he did it.
Amy
Well, and they say they found stuff on his computer.
Lunchbox
Like, they were going.
Bobby Bones
The police were like, tucker Carlson, though, talk about how if you have a laptop, he's like. He's like, I don't even own a laptop. And I'm not saying this happened because they can put stuff on your computer if they want to frame you for anything.
Laney Wilson
Who?
Bobby Bones
You know his dad was CIA. Tucker Carlson.
Amy
Yeah. Sorry, who? Who? I mean, who would do that to this guy?
Bobby Bones
Well, no, I'm not saying it's done specifically. I'm just saying that what Tucker Carlson was saying was, I don't own a laptop because anybody that wants anything on you, it has the power and the capability. They can put anything on your computer. And the next thing you know, they lead you to your computer and like, oh, we got this up. Time to go to jail. He said, they do that all the time, man.
Amy
I was listening to a podcast yesterday where this guy died. He got shot. And when they're investigating and trying to figure out who shot him, some Woman came forward with some bogus story about how she met him online, but then she was disgusted because he was asking for like child pictures or something. Well, turns out all of the her claims were completely false. She wasn't a credible witness. Like nothing. But still, you've got this dead person and that story's now out there of heart of the investigation. So some people will never get that out of their mind.
Bobby Bones
That'll be the first thing ever Google search to. It's probably gonna pop up.
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Amy
Some people will forever be like, oh, man, he had. He was requesting pictures of children.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So this story here, Tucker Carlson has publicly stated he does not own a computer or laptop because of his concerns that the CIA or other government agencies might hack or plant illicit material on his devices to discredit him into how it can be done.
Laney Wilson
Wow.
Bobby Bones
And so again, when this story comes out, it's easy to go. Yeah, he ran, probably did it. But then again, I just, I never want to go. Yep. I don't know, maybe it's the older version of me. And I've seen too many people be pinned for things they haven't done that. It's like, I kind of want to give everybody the benefit of the doubt until it's proven a little something called, well, innocent until proven guilty. Oh, yes, I've heard of that.
Amy
I feel like to start investigating him anyways though. And looking into a teacher's computer, they had to have small town reports. I agree from probably students, but I.
Bobby Bones
Just, I'm just not rushing anymore to be like, yep, get child porn probably, but not for sure.
Lunchbox
Well, not for sure.
Amy
And Tucker is also in a place of privilege where he can have enough people around him that can have computer. Like how some people can't operate without a computer.
Bobby Bones
My point wasn't that it was only that, oh, I know, it's able to be done.
Amy
Tucker is like able to protect himself in that way. But he is high profile to where. Yeah, I could see someone wanting to.
Bobby Bones
Or they could do it to anybody. They could do it to anybody. It's not high profile. They wanted somebody out of a position.
Amy
You could do it. Yeah, you could do it.
Bobby Bones
You could hire somebody to do it. It doesn't have to be CIA. You could hire somebody to do it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but how would they get my computer?
Amy
They would hack it.
Bobby Bones
They hack it.
Eddie
Hackers.
Amy
They're not gonna come, like physically, they're not gonna bother it, but they're gonna enter it.
Eddie
You know, when you're connected to the.
Bobby Bones
Internet, that's what I just said CIA or other agencies or hackers would hack in and plant illicit material in your computer.
Lunchbox
But that means I'd have to click on a link right before they can get in my computer. Or they can just right now get on my computer.
Bobby Bones
They could probably right now just get on a computer. Yeah. How good they are. They don't have to Trojan horse their way in. That is how some people give access. I had a friend who was a private investigator and he Trojan horse the crap out of people.
Eddie
I've only heard a Trojan horse. Don't know what. Really.
Lunchbox
I don't know what that means.
Amy
War.
Bobby Bones
They sent the Trojan horse, the big, big Trojan horse in here. You go, have this, have this Trojan horse. But inside was actually people. But they allowed the horse in. The people come out, kill them all.
Eddie
And so that's like the virus.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
You allow it in your computer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah, man. It was just a weird story because when you first read it, I was like, wow, dude, how did he go missing in the middle of an undefeated season? Then it comes out. The police were on their way to his house to talk to him when he headed for the woods. And they were like, oh, he's not home. Okay, we'll turn around. And now it comes out, his wife posted like, we just need him home. And then the charges come out. She took down her post.
Bobby Bones
She did?
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
I know she was defending it for a bit. I don't know. If she continued to defend it, I would too. Meaning, like he. She didn't know.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
That version of that person.
Amy
Yeah. If you think your partner is innocent.
Bobby Bones
Imagine you do get framed for that. That's the worst thing you could get framed for. Yeah, it's the worst. I guess the real worst would be actually with doing it with kids, like messing with kids. But second would be that right there.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Well, I'm thinking, yes, you're right in that order. But it's tricky because if, like you didn't do it, it's the worst.
Eddie
The idea of just being framed is.
Amy
Yes, the worst.
Bobby Bones
And how many people are. Are in our prison system now that actually didn't do it a lot.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I would think because of even like we talked about the Karen Reed stuff. It didn't have to be getting framed be corruption or even political motivation. We got to make this person guilty. So I can be the mayor of town. I'm freaking attorney, but I want to be mayor. I need this high profile win.
Eddie
It's like when Lunchbox thought that I did PPS on his computer. I had nothing to do with it. But just because he thought I did.
Bobby Bones
That like six levels. That's justice system.
Eddie
In some cases it was not a good feeling. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
And that's how the justice system responds.
Eddie
Exactly. And that's how they respond. And now everyone sees me as someone.
Bobby Bones
Who'S going to put PBS on computer.
Eddie
Even though I didn't do it yesterday.
Bobby Bones
Walking and they were like, there's PPI computer guy.
Eddie
And I said I didn't do it. I was cleared of that.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And didn't matter though.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby Bones
Because the headline when you google you.
Eddie
Is you understand what we're saying, right? Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
No, I get it. No, I understand. There are people that are innocent that have been proven guilty and there's people that are guilty that have been proven innocent. I get it. It happens. I'm just saying like OJ when he gets in the Bronco and starts running from the police, I'm kind of like, ah, you know what I mean? I'm pretty sure you did it then. If you're doing that like that seems.
Bobby Bones
If you don't feel like you're gonna get a fair trial, I probably run. Although he probably did it. But he did not lose though. He did not lose his case. Michael Jackson was never proven guilty of touching kids. He settled a civil case. And we think of Michael Jackson generally. Our world does is somebody who touched.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what you got over there?
Amy
So cigarettes are having a resurgence.
Bobby Bones
I hate that I see people like cool people. I hate it that they smoke so much now it's starting to be cool again.
Amy
Well, where it's showing up is, let's see, like movies, TV shows. About half of all movies it says here that made their debut last year included appearances of cigarettes, cigars and other tobacco products which is up 10% from the previous year. And they're seeing like a rise in people smoking now after a years long decline, youth especially. So now people are freaking out that smoking rates are going to reverse because they already are and just could get worse.
Eddie
When they smoke in movies, are they like doing like a back in the day scene?
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
No one smoking?
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
And then there's like Lorde and Addison Rae and Sabrina Carpenter. They were recently photographed wearing a corset made out of Marlboro packages. So it's also just cigarette related stuff.
Bobby Bones
Or it has, it's happened so many times that I've seen it even without the story and be like, oh, they're starting. They're trying to make smoking Cool again.
Eddie
I thought that was done.
Bobby Bones
Oz really settled in on vaping.
Eddie
Dude. That vaping's bad, dude.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. So many kids vape. It's crazy.
Bobby Bones
But what's also crazy is that hot take unpopular opinion, but probably factually accurate. Smoking is probably just as bad as all the processed food we're eating.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, some people link it to that or fried. Like I heard a doctor once say that he would smoke, take a drag out of a cigarette before he'd eat like something fried. And I'm like, a lot for the fried.
Eddie
One drag, though.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't. Okay, but that's. You're not just eating one bite of something processed.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
We're stopping a gas.
Eddie
I just think about that because it does sound crazy to think that cigarettes could be as well.
Amy
It's almost just like what we've normalized. And not because alcohol is also under a category of being carcinogenic, but it's so readily like so available, so accepted. It's one of those things that we've just written off as like, oh, with alcohol's okay, we're giving it a pass.
Bobby Bones
Because the government chose. They chose to make marijuana illegal. It was like, well, which one do we do? What, what political reasons? My. I've not had either. And I think marijuana is so much better, if you're gonna pick, than drinking, like so much better. But we chose for different reasons to let alcohol be the thing that's accepted. And I do think all the bad food is just as bad as smoking.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Amy
Yeah. So roughly one in three cancer deaths in the US are linked to cigarette smoking, according to the cdc.
Bobby Bones
I wonder what my assistant would say about that.
Eddie
Cigarettes and processed food.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Hey there. My Internet's bad. That was kind of weird.
Amy
She just woke up.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like she was smoking when I hit her up. Hey there. How's it going?
Eddie
Hey.
Bobby Bones
Pretty good. We're talking about cigarettes and how bad they are for you. And I made the parallel of eating a lot of processed food and that because I don't like cigarettes, I've never smoked. I hate that people are smoking. And there's been a trend of young people smoking on social media and in movies.
Lunchbox
And.
Bobby Bones
And I said, well, hot take. I think eating a whole bunch of processed food is probably very similar to smoking. Could you add to that in one way or another? Absolutely. I think that's a really interesting comparison to draw. I mean, both smoking and eating a ton of ultra processed foods can have these long term negative health effects that Kind of sneak up on you, you know, like smoking might lead to lung issues, heart issues over time, while a heavily processed diet can lead to things like obesity, heart disease, diabetes. So it's a fair point that in a way both are kind of these slow burn health risks that people might overlook.
Amy
Colon cancer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And the things that we don't even know processed food's doing to us because it's affecting parts of our bodies that have nothing to do with eating. So we just don't assume it's coming from all the bad food we're eating.
Amy
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll still eat it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, me too. Even though.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
But I know smart people who smoke. And I'm like, what are you thinking? I'm like, I know everybody has their thing. And I'm like, I. Yeah, I do too. I have my things. We all have our things.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right, Good story, Eddie.
Eddie
There's a lady in Ohio, for the last 12 years, she's been rescuing deer. She loves deer. She sees an injured deer, she brings them in, helps raise them. Well, she just got killed by one of her deer.
Amy
What?
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
How?
Eddie
One of her deer, just like they got. They were enclosed in one area together and it was a male deer. And male deers, when they get their horns, they just kind of become the animal they're supposed to be. And then they just.
Amy
A horn went into her, which is.
Eddie
Crazy cuz like they do say like, you know, she died, she died doing what she loved. I guess that kind of falls in this category, you know?
Laney Wilson
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Getting gored by a deer is what she loved. Right?
Eddie
But she did care for deer.
Bobby Bones
That would be like working at a school and being murdered by one of the kids there. Well, you know what, he's a teacher. He loved doing what he loved. I don't know that that actually fits in that.
Eddie
Right. I saw more like the crocodile hun, you know, getting killed by stingray.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
Eddie
That's what he loved doing.
Amy
Yeah, but that's still terrible.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm like, I'm trying to figure out when I'm convinced.
Eddie
Little closer.
Amy
When does the saying really make sense?
Bobby Bones
Well, let's say I were singing a really high note, hard as I could. I was a great singer.
Eddie
Doing what you love.
Bobby Bones
Had an aneurysm, boom, down.
Amy
And you were 89.
Bobby Bones
No, but I could be anytime.
Amy
That's better.
Eddie
Anytime. And you go, Bobby, man, he loved to sing.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't stop singing like you're gonna.
Amy
Have the aneury anyways, no matter what. But you might as well do it while you're singing.
Eddie
It's probably singing the dude.
Bobby Bones
Well, I was going real hard. I was really trying to hit that note, and I was holding it in the crowd. They're freaking going, oh, it's crazy. So I'm just pushing it. Then I'm like, oh, okay. I'm being accepted and loved. And boom, bop. Well, dang.
Eddie
Bobby died doing what he loved, I guess.
Bobby Bones
Died doing what he loved. He's really. I think that that works.
Eddie
I think it does, too. And what's crazy, too, like, reading the story. Like, I had a deer growing up that used to sleep.
Bobby Bones
So you didn't almost die?
Eddie
Stop. No, no, no.
Amy
But we had a deer slept with you.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Laney Wilson
Why? What?
Eddie
No, it's true. He would sleep in my bed, and, like, he had. I wake up, there'd be a hoof on my face. Like, it was awesome.
Bobby Bones
It was so cool.
Amy
Why have we never heard this story before?
Bobby Bones
We have been doing this show for a long time.
Eddie
You've heard this story before.
Bobby Bones
Well, let's go to our. Basically, our librarian or historian, Mike D. Have you ever heard this story? He has told a story before, and we'. We reacted the same way we did every time. We never heard the story. At least we're consistent with our reactions.
Amy
That's cute, though. So is male or female?
Eddie
Male. But then that's what I'm saying. When he got older, we couldn't even get close to him anymore. We had to just like, all right, you're.
Amy
How did he get in your bed?
Eddie
What do you mean? He was a baby. He was a fawn.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Eddie
He was a little fawn. He had little dots on him, and he'd just sleep in my bed.
Lunchbox
That's like the friend I had, the husband and wife. They had a deer that would come in their house, and it was a male. He'd sleep on the bed. And they. I mean, just reh. It was a hurt deer. And we had them on the show. We had them on the show.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
We had people, too, that had deer that would come in the house, but they wouldn't sleep in the bed.
Amy
Tell me how to get them in my house. Because they come. They're my yard all the time.
Bobby Bones
You could do corn and do the trail. I mean, if you really. But you don't know what's going to come in, then.
Eddie
Yes. And then you're the new story.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Well, no, I mean, obviously, I'm going to limit it to females.
Bobby Bones
You would probably have to find it or get a baby deer. Keep it in a pin.
Amy
I have baby deer. They sleep in my yard.
Bobby Bones
Keep it in a pen and. And domestic. You can't really domesticate a deer.
Eddie
Well, the deer.
Bobby Bones
The deer we found got hit somewhat.
Eddie
Yeah, the mom got hit by a car, and the little fawn was running around.
Amy
I don't want to, like, take it away from its family or its natural habitat. But, like, if it wanted to come in and, like, hang by the fire for a minute, especially in the winter, that'd be cool.
Eddie
Hang by the fire?
Amy
Yeah, like, the fire. Like, I build a fire and they come warm up.
Eddie
She wants to be Snow White.
Bobby Bones
What's wrong with you? She's like, how do I make this exact scenario where deer have human characteristics and enjoy a fire and watching a Netflix movie.
Amy
At night with him to sleep? So why wouldn't one curl up by the fire?
Bobby Bones
Because you didn't have the deer from baby.
Eddie
This was a baby?
Amy
Yeah. Babies come to my yard with their.
Bobby Bones
Parents, with their moms, and then you don't spend time raising them.
Amy
Okay, so what I need to do is find a little.
Bobby Bones
What you need to do is move off this. Not worry about having a deer in your house. That would be.
Lunchbox
I mean, you should try whatever.
Amy
I'm gonna make it happen.
Bobby Bones
I mean, Miami's gonna be the story.
Eddie
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
Then dad's gonna come hunting for the baby. Gonna walk in on Amy and the baby?
Amy
No, Obviously, I need it to be.
Bobby Bones
She died doing what she was loved.
Amy
Bonus.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Are you ready for the Winter Olympics? Who's ready?
Bobby Bones
We kind of suck at Winter Olympics. Not my favorite. America kind of sucks. We don't have as much winter as.
Eddie
Like, Switzerland or when I go to snowboarding, that. We're pretty.
Bobby Bones
We have things. We have things we're good at, but we never win them. The whole metal count.
Eddie
Dude, Nancy Kerrigan. She was awesome.
Bobby Bones
She didn't win the goal.
Eddie
She never did. I don't know.
Lunchbox
Christian. Yeah, that's her name.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Well, they lit the flame yesterday. The torch started in Greece, and it is making its way to Italy. They lit it yesterday, and now the journey is on its way. And it'll be. The cauldron will be lit in February for the Winter Olympics.
Eddie
I like it.
Bobby Bones
Where is that again? Germany.
Lunchbox
It's going to be in Italy, but they start it in Greece, and they have to make the path all the way.
Bobby Bones
Did you Say the word Germany at all.
Lunchbox
No, journey.
Bobby Bones
I said journey is making the journey.
Laney Wilson
That's it.
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Lunchbox
I think that's pretty cool that they take it the whole way.
Eddie
They do that every. Every Olympics.
Bobby Bones
I've seen it run by.
Eddie
What, like you're just driving?
Lunchbox
It went to national grocery store.
Bobby Bones
I was in France and we saw it come by. That's run by. I was at work. Yeah. Was the Summer Olympics like two years ago or something?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's about right.
Bobby Bones
Because it's every and the summer. Where was the Summer Olympics?
Lunchbox
I was in Paris.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I saw the freaking thing run by. It was a big deal. The cops, like, blocked the street and everything. Yeah, yeah. Hell, I don't know, dude.
Eddie
How do they keep that torch on?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Eddie
Like, is this a great question?
Lunchbox
Does it, like, it ever go out?
Eddie
Yeah, they're like propane tank, I think.
Bobby Bones
Before it has gone out. But I think they also keep multiple flames going. So if one goes out, the Olympic.
Eddie
Spirit isn't dead like a. Like a candle?
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, multiple. So if one goes out, it's not like the Olympic spirits did the U.S. let's see. How do we do in the last Winter Games?
Eddie
I think we do pretty good, man.
Bobby Bones
Like, Norway was first. If we're getting beat by Norway at something, it ain't for us.
Eddie
It's always cold over there, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And they're small. We did. We did finish. Looks like second, but second's eighth. When it comes to Olympics, Norway topped the medal table. 37 total, 16 golds. Followed by Germany with 27 medals, and then the United States, 25. Yeah, it ain't for us. We don't have enough winter. We don't have enough land. That's cold all the time.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Like, they live in cold.
Lunchbox
But, I mean, some of those competitions are really cool. Like when they're on skis and they're going. And then they have the guns, they have to stop and shoot things.
Eddie
You like those? You like the process?
Lunchbox
It's like I have no idea what they're doing. Like, what is the purpose of that? But I do enjoy it.
Eddie
The curling is awesome.
Laney Wilson
No I've ever gone to the curling place.
Bobby Bones
Like a minute and a half.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I. The curling is fun for about a minute and a half, and then you're bored with it. It was cool like when we first exploded, like, 10, 15 years ago, and we're like, oh, my gosh, this is so crazy now. It's just like, okay, it's kind of annoying.
Bobby Bones
Are you saying.
Amy
Have you all ever done the curling here?
Lunchbox
I've been to the place to drink some beers, but never done the curling.
Amy
Yeah, you know, when people post about it, it looks. I've never gone. I went curling and it was hard.
Bobby Bones
Seems cold.
Lunchbox
It's so hard.
Eddie
It's nice, right?
Bobby Bones
I hate cold. I. I hate cold so much.
Eddie
Does Scott Hamilton still do the announcing for that?
Bobby Bones
For curling?
Eddie
No, for figure skating.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. How? I don't know.
Lunchbox
Great, great question.
Bobby Bones
How to know that?
Eddie
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
What a random question.
Eddie
Well, we just. We just talked to him like two weeks ago.
Lunchbox
I know, but I. I don't know who that, you know, who the announcers are.
Amy
I mean, he still has done things in the past. I know. For the Olympics.
Bobby Bones
I'm not going to hate on you for the question, but he was the.
Eddie
Voice of like, like figure skating forever.
Lunchbox
I didn't realize.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Scott Hamilton still announces in a scheduled to broadcast of the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan.
Eddie
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
Hey, not a dumb question. I just had no idea you're asking the person who is dumb.
Eddie
What's going to be cool is when we're watching, I get to tell my son, like, look, that's the guy that you met.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, he was in the green room. All right, we're done. We will not be here tomorrow. We will have. Sure.
Eddie
You sure you don't want to come in for a little bit?
Bobby Bones
I'm in. We will have some new content up tomorrow on the feed. We'll have some new content. I hate during the holidays when I want to hear like podcast because I definitely have a. Just a rhythm that I listen to stuff. So we will have some stuff up on the feed tomorrow and Friday. So be sure to keep coming back for more. But you guys have a great Thanksgiving. Hope it's super safe. Hope you don't explode with a fried turkey. Be careful. Watch our displacement, Watch the frozen, the wet inside the turkey, start a fire, all that. Yeah. Have a good holiday. We will see you guys on the other side. All right. Bye everybody. Not everybody can be good at fantasy football and at better. We understand that. That's why we're giving away a free $10 just for signing up. Download the Better app, Pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states.
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Episode Date: November 26, 2025
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show (Premiere Networks)
Episode: WEDS PT 2
This episode features a candid, lively interview with country superstar Lainey Wilson just after her big night hosting the CMA Awards. Bobby Bones and the crew dig into Lainey's preparation process, onstage nerves and wardrobe secrets, plus her new projects—including acting and voiceover gigs. The conversation also takes a personal turn with Lainey sharing thoughts on privacy and her relationship. The episode’s second half is a hilarious, heated roundtable: the hosts and callers debate the best Thanksgiving side dishes, with plenty of banter and personal confessions.
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Lainey on Touring in Australia:
Thanksgiving Sides, Summed Up:
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