WEDS PT 2: NBC Called Out For Questionable Breaking News + Odds For 2027 Halftime Show + Listener Has Baby Sleeping Advice For Bobby

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – WEDS PT 2 (Feb 11, 2026): NBC's Breaking News Debate, Super Bowl Halftime Odds, and Baby Sleeping Tips

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show dives into listener reactions and hot topics from the world of pop culture and current events. The main themes include a spirited debate about NBC’s decision to break into Olympic coverage for questionable news, speculation on who might headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show, and practical advice from a listener about helping babies sleep. The conversation is filled with the usual blend of humor, playful teasing, cultural observations, and authentic listener interactions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. NBC’s Breaking News Interrupts the Olympics (02:13–09:54)

• Listener Tanya from Idaho calls in, upset that NBC interrupted Olympic coverage to report bringing someone in for questioning in a kidnapping case. It turned out not to be the actual suspect.
• Hosts and Cast React:
  • Bowen Yang, Amy, Lunchbox, and Matt Rogers discuss what qualifies as truly "breaking" news, given everyone’s access to instant news on their phones.
  • Bowen Yang: “If people's lives can be at risk, ... I'm all for breaking in. ... I don't think that's the move to break in, especially if they don't really have the person.” (05:06)
  • The crew agrees breaking into programming should be reserved for events where immediate action saves lives (weather emergencies, active shooters, etc.), not developing but ambiguous leads.
  • Amy: “What would maybe make more sense is if ... they're trying to get answers, and they're like, here's the number to the FBI. Call this number ... All right, back to your regularly scheduled programming.” (06:56)
  • Tanya argues a simple “news scroll” would have sufficed.

2. Super Bowl 2027 Halftime Show Odds & Picks (11:10–14:38)

• Odds are out for the next Super Bowl halftime performer—Miley Cyrus, Cardi B, Taylor Swift, and Lil Wayne make the list.
• Bowen Yang: “I think it'd be funny if they did, like, K pop. Just so everybody gets mad again.” (11:37)
• The crew debates who would be the biggest draw, consulting betting odds and reflecting on past shows.
• Amy: Expresses her support for Taylor Swift as the ideal halftime act.
• They correct common misunderstandings of betting odds (noting how articles sometimes misread odds rankings).

3. Notable Pop Culture & Listener Call-Ins

Bob Saget Documentary Announcement (10:17–11:10)

• Brief mention that Bob Saget is getting a documentary, with commentary on his “split personality” from clean-cut TV dad to raunchy comic.
• Bowen Yang: “That's one of the only [comedy] shows I've ever walked out of.” (10:43)

New College Dating App – "Date Drop" (14:55–16:42)

• A "Scantron-style" dating app catches on at Stanford.
• Nostalgic stories about similar school matchmaking, with playful ribbing about gaming the system.

Expensive AI Dating – Grindr's $500/Month Plan (16:04–17:15)

• Discussion about AI-enhanced dating subscriptions, with skepticism on whether it's worth it.
• Bowen Yang: “There better be a glory hole involved if you're paying $500.” (17:01)

Concert Etiquette: Wearing Another Artist’s Shirt (18:16–21:00)

• Blake Shelton called out a fan for wearing a Luke Bryan shirt at his show.
• Heated debate about whether it’s “acceptable” to wear merch of the artist you’re seeing or of someone else.
• Lunchbox: “It's so dumb to go to someone else's concert with a different artist shirt on...” (19:36)
• Bowen Yang: “I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing a shirt of the person to the show.” (19:58)
• Lunchbox remains staunch and increasingly cranky about concert “rules.”

Jeffrey Epstein’s First Arrest – Listener "Choose Your Adventure" (21:09–22:56)

• Lunchbox shares the story of how Epstein’s first arrest unfolded, tangentially tying in with Cardi B chatter.

Cardi B & Offset – Casino Spite (23:06–24:20)

• Lunchbox recounts Offset betting $1 million on the Seahawks to slight Stefon Diggs and winning.

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4. Listener Advice: Getting Babies to Sleep (28:17–32:44)

• Caller Elizabeth from San Antonio offers tips for new parents: taking the Taking Cara Babies online course helped her infant sleep through the night.
• Elizabeth: “I wanted to tell you, you do not have to live sleeping three hours a night for, like, two years. There is a way to learn how to get your infant to sleep straight through the night.” (28:29)
• Recommends the program highly, crediting it for improving her family's sleep and well-being.
• The team has a playful aside on whether the tips would help adults as well.
• Amy: “Because taking Kara—it's cute because her name is Kara. … but she's a pediatric sleep [expert].” (30:15)
• Elizabeth shares her own early labor story as well.

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5. Fun Side Topics, Tangents, and Banter

• Monsters, Inc. vs Monster’s Ball vs Little Monsters: Playful confusion over film titles and pop culture references. (33:24–34:09)
• Valentine’s Romance Scams Warning (35:07–36:08): Cautionary segment about online fraudsters around Valentine’s Day.
• Personal Calendar Habits: How the team manages their schedules (mostly their spouses do it for them). (36:13–37:45)
• Odd News: Amazon Massage Chair Lawsuit, Toddler in Claw Machine (37:49–39:13)
• Lunchbox's Ongoing Health Issue: Continual, humorous updates about his “ball,” with group urging more proactive care and tsk-tsking his communication with doctors. (39:18–41:23)
• Best Pizza in the World Announced: Cacio e Pepe at Mama’s 2 in New York wins, sparking debate about pizza preferences. (41:27–43:29)
• Spiciness Segue: Matt Rogers bemoans missing out on avocados as a kid, and the team debates heat in jalapeños.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On NBC’s Olympic Interruption:

  • “I don't think that's a break into the Olympics type thing. ... If something is so culturally relevant.” – Bowen Yang (06:19)
  • “They needed a scroll. A scroll would have worked there. … That's probably the move.” – Bowen Yang (08:28)

• On Halftime Show Betting:

  • “I think it'd be funny if they did, like, K pop. Just so everybody gets mad again.” – Bowen Yang (11:37)
  • “Miley Cyrus is number one odds on the list. … She would be universally beloved.” – Bowen Yang (11:58)

• On Expensive AI Dating:

  • “There better be a glory hole involved if you're paying 500 bucks.” – Bowen Yang (17:01)

• On Wearing Merch to Concerts:

  • “It's so dumb to go to someone else's concert with a different artist shirt on…” – Lunchbox (19:36)
  • “There's no consistency in what he's saying.” – Bowen Yang (20:38)

• On Baby Sleep Training:

  • "You do not have to live sleeping three hours a night for, like, two years. There is a way … to get your infant to sleep straight through the night." – Elizabeth, caller (28:29)

• On Personal Accountability:

  • “I do think there's some personal accountability at times.” – Bowen Yang, on the massage chair incident (38:37)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:13 — NBC Breaking News Interrupts Olympics (Caller Tanya)
• 11:10 — Bob Saget Doc, Super Bowl 2027 Halftime Odds
• 14:55 — New College Dating App & Nostalgia
• 16:04 — Grindr’s $500 AI Dating Service
• 18:16 — Blake Shelton Concert Shirt Etiquette Debate
• 21:09 — Listener's "Choose Your Adventure": Epstein or Cardi B Stories
• 23:06 — Cardi B & Offset Bet
• 28:17 — Listener Elizabeth’s Baby Sleeping Tips
• 33:24 — Monster Movie Title Mix-Up
• 35:07 — FBI Romance Scams Warning
• 36:13 — Calendaring Habits Banter
• 37:49 — Odd News: Amazon Chair Lawsuit, Claw Machine Toddler
• 39:18 — Lunchbox’s Ball Health Saga Update
• 41:27 — World’s Best Pizza Announced, Pizza Debate
• 43:34 — Matt Regrets Missing Out on Guacamole

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Tone and Style

The show combines sharp wit, candid listener interaction, and the crew's signature, lightly chaotic banter. Playful sarcasm, real advice, and genuine concern for topics like news judgment and personal health keep the energy high and the content engaging for both loyal fans and casual listeners.

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In summary: This episode covers a wide swath of news, culture, and personal stories, blending humor, strong opinions, and useful advice. If you missed it, these topics and debates make it a classic mix of The Bobby Bones Show’s quick wit and down-to-earth perspective.

Transcript

[Narrator]

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[Bowen Yang]

I'm Bowen Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead up to The Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends.

[Tanya]

Hi, Bud. Hi, Matt.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, Elmo.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen.

[Bowen Yang]

Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now the Winter Olympic Games are underway and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ben Higgins]

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[Narrator]

When segregation was a law, one mysterious black club owner, Charlie Fitzgerald, had his own rules.

[Bowen Yang]

Segregation in the day, integration at night. It was like stepping in another world.

[Narrator]

Was he a businessman? A criminal? A hero?

[Lunchbox]

Charlie was an example of power. They had to crush him.

[Narrator]

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[Bowen Yang]

Right around the room. Amy, what's up?

[Amy]

So there's this guy on Instagram. He has a million followers. His name is Barrett Paul, or P A L L. And he's a former model and activist. And he's alleged that he was trafficked.

[Bowen Yang]

And, well, we get started with some dark stuff every day.

[Amy]

Wow, it's dark out there.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, it is dark out there.

[Amy]

And exploited.

[Bowen Yang]

He.

[Amy]

He was a model, allegedly says he alleges he was trafficked and sexually exploited by former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO and his partner, also through the Epstein's. So there's a relation there. But the real thing here is he's sharing his account. Has been for years. This is nothing new. He's like, now, like, okay, now, are y' all listening to what I've been saying? But his videos are now starting out with, I am. I have. I have been in therapy. I am recovered from my trauma. I use the word recovered. That's my word. But he's in a good place. Like, he's worked through it. He's like, I am okay. I am speaking out against this regularly on purpose. If I don't show up for some reason, something happened, I am not going to harm myself. My therapist knows I'm not gonna harm myself. My partner knows I'm not gonna harm myself. Like, he's sending a message saying, if something happens to me, like, suicide.

[Bowen Yang]

It ain't suicide.

[Amy]

He's just not coming out and saying that directly. But it's what he means. Which is crazy to think that people that are speaking out and sharing their experience have to even have that thought in the back of their mind that somehow they could be eliminated.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm seeing more people post that, too. Like, hey, I'm not going to take my long life. So if something happened to me.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

It wasn't me.

[Matt Rogers]

Whoa.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, I do want to take this call for a second. Hey, just go to Tanya in Idaho, because I'm not sure how breaking this is. Hey, Tanya.

[Tanya]

Hey.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, you're on. It says you have some breaking news.

[Tanya]

No, no, no. That's not what I said. I told her how upset I was last night by watching the Olympics when they broke in. When NBC broke in with breaking news, stating that they brought someone in for questioning, and then it ends up not being that person that kidnapped Savannah's mother.

[Bowen Yang]

Got it. Okay.

[Tanya]

So I know that someone's mother is missing, and I feel for that. But to break into the Olympics, you know that everybody is watching.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Tanya]

With some breaking news stating, you know, that. Could I just tell that. Could have waited, you know, for, like, the local news or something. I don't feel that they should have broke into the Olympics.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. What do we think they should break into programming for? Because everybody has a phone, so we all have access to the news all the time. I feel like weather is something they should break in. If it's tornado, it's severe.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

If people's lives can be at risk, I think if it's People could possibly get hurt or die, I'm all for breaking in. If it's something that is so culturally moving, I'm okay with people breaking in. I agree. I don't think that's. That's the move to break in, especially if they don't really have the person. And they didn't have the person.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Amy]

They brought them in for questioning.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

But here's the thing. Last night, the Olympics, that's a rerun. So, like, it's almost like watching an old show. It's not live Olympics. It all happened during the day, but.

[Bowen Yang]

It'S not a rerun because they haven't run it yet. Yeah, they ran it live in the middle of night.

[Matt Rogers]

No. And during the day when it happened. And then at night, they run it.

[Bowen Yang]

Live, and then they run it again at prime time. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

You can watch it, like, right now.

[Lunchbox]

You know, And I don't think a kidnapping of just. I understand that Savannah Guthrie is famous. She is. That is not newsworthy to break into the Olympics, which is the biggest thing in the world.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, I don't think the Olympics are that big, but I would say that the fact they didn't have the person and it was just somebody of.

[Matt Rogers]

Sure.

[Bowen Yang]

We're questioning somebody. That makes me go. I don't. I agree with her.

[Amy]

Mm.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think that's a break into the Olympics type thing. I don't think. Listen, it could be king of Queens. I don't think it's a break in if it's not something where they have absolute proof that something happened. And if something is so culturally relevant.

[Matt Rogers]

It's just that when that video was. Well, it's one of the videos. The. I guess the guy. But, like, when something happens in this. Because this is the first that any. There was the development for how many days where we sat with nothing happening. Nothing. And then they finally got a development. I think they kind of decided, like, ooh, it's the time to break it.

[Bowen Yang]

That development happened at, like, noon yesterday.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, as soon as we were off the air, we're talking about it. It's like, boom. New news. Can't do anything about it.

[Amy]

I feel like what would maybe make more sense is if they had that footage and they're trying to get answers, and they're like, here's the number to the FBI. Call this number if you've seen anything. All right, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Bowen Yang]

Your regularly scheduled snow, but competing in snow.

[Amy]

But instead, it was like. I mean, I didn't see it. But what she's saying is it broke in to say, we have. We have a person, a new suspect.

[Bowen Yang]

And then they're having to make judgment calls all the time. So.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, but is it on the network? Is it on her network? Savannah's like, is it the. Is. Is it on NBC?

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, because she was gonna go cover the Olympics for NBC, so.

[Amy]

So maybe that's why.

[Bowen Yang]

Maybe. I think we watch the news all the time. You know, does anybody even watch the news anymore? Like the real news lunch trucks?

[Amy]

I think does.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I do sometimes.

[Bowen Yang]

It used to be a real thing that people would stay up and watch the news at 10 or on the East coast, it was at 11. I always thought that was so late for the news. But at 10 o', clock, news came on 5, 6 and 10. And the news people were famous where I grew up. Yeah, like. And we didn't let them Little Rock. But that was the big city where the news was. And I knew all of the anchors. I knew Karen Fuller. I've talked about freaking Ned Permey 100 times. He was the weatherman that was so famous where I'm from. But I agree with you, Tanya. I don't feel like that's break in newsworthy.

[Tanya]

So rerun. But I didn't get to watch the Olympics yesterday at all because I worked. So I don't get to watch it until 7 o' clock at night when it comes on in Idaho. So to me, it was not a rerun.

[Bowen Yang]

They needed a scroll. A scroll would have worked there. Across the bottom of the screen, there's new information. We now have somebody in for questioning for. For the missing case of Nancy Guthrie. We'll update you coming up. Or you can go to our social media at NBC. That's probably the move. If it's a tornado, hurricane, active shooter, if there's something that people can be hurt or die, you break in. Otherwise, I'm with Tanya. Justice for Tanya. Freaking Olympics were interrupted. All right, Tanya. Appreciate that.

[Tanya]

Call luncheon. I want you to know I love you. You are the best. You are the reason I want listen to the show.

[Bowen Yang]

There you go.

[Tanya]

But you guys, all of you, you have a great day.

[Bowen Yang]

What is it you love about Lunchbox? What is it you love about Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Don't act like she can't hear us.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[Lunchbox]

She's acting like she can't hear you all of a sudden. Like when you're saying what is something she loves?

[Bowen Yang]

Don't get mad at her.

[Lunchbox]

All of a sudden her phone went out and she couldn't hear. She heard the whole conversation. And then.

[Bowen Yang]

Why are you getting mad at her? I think it was just a phone issue. She loves you. Let her talk about you. Go ahead, Tanya.

[Tanya]

That is exactly Why? I love blood Box.

[Matt Rogers]

Why?

[Amy]

Because he's just like.

[Matt Rogers]

Cuz he attacks you. He's mad at you for no reason.

[Bowen Yang]

There was no reason for him to get mad. I was literally trying to let her gas him up.

[Amy]

She's like, I love chaos.

[Bowen Yang]

And then he gets mad at her. All right, Tanya, have a great day.

[Tanya]

You guys too.

[Amy]

All right, bye.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, I was really just trying to lean into her, giving you some love. And then you got mad at her.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I thought she was, like, being sarcastic because the way she was like, what? I can't hear you. Like, she had nothing to say. And I was like, no, I think.

[Bowen Yang]

It was just a phone. And there was a slight delay. Really?

[Amy]

And she's like, the rest of you have a good day.

[Matt Rogers]

And then you attacked her.

[Lunchbox]

Dude.

[Bowen Yang]

Here'S my story. Bob Saget is getting a documentary. The late Bob Saget is getting the documentary treatment. The as yet untitled project will reportedly include access to family and fellow comics, rare home videos, and never before seen footage. The film is also expected to show what Saget called his split personality. Going from clean cut guy to raw and dirty comic. Bob Saget obviously was Danny Tanner in Full House. He died at 65 years old. That's from Deadline. That's one of the only shows I've ever walked out of.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, his live comedy.

[Bowen Yang]

Mm. I like Bob Saget. I love Full House. Like, I don't have a problem. Bob Saget. I went to his show at the Paramount in Austin and I was pretty excited about it. Dirty comedy doesn't bother me. It just was dirty for the sake of dirty. Like, there were no jokes. It was just like, fff, F D D D. I was like, what was the joke? Like? I think it was just funny for people to hear him say those words since he was Danny Tanner.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

It went on for like 20 minutes, and I was like, I think I got the point of this. I think I'm gonna go. And so it wasn't for me. But I don't mind dirty comics. I think it was just the juxtaposition of Danny Tanner and dirty that made most people laugh. And so that's what he was doing. But there's my story. Amy, you already did yours. I'll do another one. So they have the odds for the super bowl halftime show next year. I've already seen them. I'll just do who would you like to play it?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

I think it'd be funny if they did, like, K pop. Just so everybody gets mad again. A lot.

[Matt Rogers]

American.

[Amy]

Who would it. I mean, was Taylor back in the running again?

[Bowen Yang]

She's in, yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

But this is just betting. I'm just asking who you'd like to see do it.

[Amy]

Taylor.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. That'd be a big one. Yeah, Obviously it'd be a big one.

[Matt Rogers]

I'd want to see Taylor.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Miley Cyrus is number one odds on the list. I think she's turned it down a couple times. She would be universally beloved. It's hard to not like Miley Cyrus stuff, even if you don't love Miley Cyrus as an artist. Like, I'm a big Miley fan. Used to probably like a few of the things that she does songs. She has bangers for her. So Miley's 1. This is just betting. Cardi B, I think, was 2. The people that wrote this article, they don't know how odds work because they were like, morgan Wallen's the favorite. Morgan's like, plus 1000.

[Matt Rogers]

That's not fair.

[Bowen Yang]

No, that was that. He's, like, down at the bottom. But I think they saw the highest number and they thought that meant he had the best odds. Yeah. No, it says Morgan Wallen is the favorite in Super Bowl 61 halftime. He's not. I looked at the odds, and they even had the odds listed. I just think it's somebody who doesn't understand betting odds. He was near the bottom of the people they had listed, but Miley was one. Cardi B was two. Taylor Swift, Lil Wayne was up there. Top four. But it's in LA a lot of times. Not always. They like to do something that is a bit cohesive with the city they're in.

[Amy]

Hopped off the plane at lax.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, am I gonna fit in?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. I just think she's a big pop star, but I don't know if you're doing. You can put her in Nashville and that'd make sense.

[Amy]

I know, but.

[Bowen Yang]

But I think, like, California bands.

[Matt Rogers]

Have they done that? Have they done that?

[Bowen Yang]

They came out as part of a show once. They were brought out by somebody.

[Amy]

What if they do Tupac's hologram?

[Bowen Yang]

Did Bruno Mars bring them out?

[Lunchbox]

Tupac hologram. Be cool.

[Bowen Yang]

I know Red Hot Chili Peppers came out as something, but they never. Bruno Mars.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, he brought them out. That's cool.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

LA Guns N Roses, but. Oh, I don't know. They could do that.

[Bowen Yang]

You on the chat.

[Matt Rogers]

That could be really bad.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no. I don't want that.

[Bowen Yang]

The Chili Peppers performed during Super Bowl XLVII 2014. Bruno Mars, and they did give it away. Vocals were live. Have you seen the Kid Rock stuff where he's like being accused of lip syncing that show? And he's like, I didn't lip sync, dude. The cameras were just off. That's turned into a bit of a disaster, huh?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I did like Brantley's shirt he was wearing, though. I was surprised to see Brantley in a Louis Vuitton jacket.

[Amy]

No, I didn't see him.

[Bowen Yang]

It was like all Louis Vuitton on the top. And I was like, I look pretty good on Brantley. But then I was surprised.

[Amy]

That's the last guy I would. Yeah, I think that was anything.

[Bowen Yang]

And it was screaming Louis Vuitton. Like, LV's on the whole top hat, calf in the logo. But I thought it looked good on him. And so I was like, yeah, that's cool. But then all yesterday, kiddo, I was like, I don't lip sync. I'm gonna record it in my living room.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh.

[Bowen Yang]

All right. Lil Wayne did not get it when it was in New Orleans. And he wanted it because New Orleans is Lil Wayne. All those rappers from New Orleans. So Lil Wayne's back on the list, but that's it. All right, story, Eddie.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. There's a dating app on campuses now. It started at Stanford, so it's created by the student, and it's called Date Drop. And so what he does is he has everybody takes a survey of 66 questions on campus if they want to find a date, and they all fill out the answers, the questions. And at nine o'clock on Tuesday. Exactly. You get a match. Like this person matches you exactly. Like, you guys should go on a date together. So people are going on dates and like, six other universities is catching on. Might be the next big thing.

[Bowen Yang]

Date Drop.

[Amy]

That sounds cool.

[Bowen Yang]

A couple things. We had this in sixth grade on a Scantron. Remember Scantrons?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bowen Yang]

And yeah. So you filled 10 questions and you filled it out and it would tell you who your valentine was. It was also in sixth grade, right. I. I did every circle. I matched with every girl.

[Matt Rogers]

Do you hack the system by doing every circle?

[Bowen Yang]

I did every circle. It was one of those small victories. You don't really get dates in sixth grade. And no girls really liked me, so it didn't even work. But I remember every girl had me as one of their matches. Pretty good win for me.

[Matt Rogers]

Pretty good.

[Bowen Yang]

Secondly, I saw a story about Grindr, which is the gay app, and there are dudes on there that can pay 500 bucks a month for AI matching. Similar ish and they're the first people, I think, that have launched this. Would you look this up, Mike? And it is 500 bucks a month, which is extremely high. But it takes all the things that you put into it and pictures of what you're doing and finds, like, the perfect compatible match for you and whomever. Here we go. Need a man? Try Grindrs AI Enhanced $500 monthly plan.

[Amy]

500?

[Matt Rogers]

That's a lot. But it could be worth it if you're really trying to find the right person.

[Bowen Yang]

Grindr is aiming to become an AI first company. On Tuesday, the company provided more information about its AI based subscription service, dubbed Edge. The concept of 500 bucks a month also depends on the AI services desired by the user. Man, that's so expensive. Like, there better be a glory hole involved if there's a. If you're paying 500 bucks.

[Matt Rogers]

Amy, you know what that is? Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, just checking. That's expensive for any dating app.

[Matt Rogers]

It is.

[Bowen Yang]

I have a friend that is like, super dude. Like, I won't say who he is, but it's like, big guy, athlete, loves, like, talking about how manly he is. And he hit me up for show recommendations the other day. You know what I sent him?

[Amy]

No, why'd you send him?

[Matt Rogers]

I know what you said.

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Matt Rogers]

I sent him. He did rivalry.

[Lunchbox]

He did rivalry.

[Bowen Yang]

I didn't tell anything about it. I was like, dude, I know you don't like hockey, like, as your main sport, but it doesn't matter. I said, did you like that Disney movie Miracle? And he was like, that was awesome. I was, okay, so you like hockey enough. You should. You should watch that. He's like, what service is it on? I was like, I believe it's on HBO Max or hbo.

[Amy]

I thought it was on Netflix.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, well, I wasn't sure. What is it? I'm pretty sure it's HBO Max.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah, it's HBO Max.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Amy]

Just kidding.

[Matt Rogers]

Did he watch it?

[Bowen Yang]

I never got a response. He just said, I'll check it out. So I didn't hear anything.

[Matt Rogers]

He comes back to is awesome.

[Amy]

It's like, I love that Rex. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Morgan.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

So at a Blake Shelton concert in Las Vegas, his residency, he called out a fan in the crowd because the fan was wearing a Luke Bryan T shirt. And he said to the fan, you come to my show wearing Luke Bryant? Cuss word. What's the matter with you? And the guy was like, I love him.

[Narrator]

And.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Or to the girl. And so Blake was like, hey, you can wear some of my merch. I'll buy it for you. And then he, like, called out Luke and said, you ever notice that he always does the y' all sing along? It's because he's too drunk to remember the words to his own songs. He's drunk and high. And then he goes, put that on YouTube.

[Bowen Yang]

Who said that?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Like, about Luke? Like, in public, on the microphone.

[Matt Rogers]

Other buds, though, right?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah. That was totally ingested. I think it's cool that he hooked up with merch.

[Amy]

Oh, did he?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

For sure, yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know. He said that on the mic.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

He said he did, but, like, have you guys ever worn somebody else's shirt to somebody's concert?

[Bowen Yang]

No. Well, Lunchbox is someone who says you can't wear the artist up there singing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you look like a tool, but you also look like a tool if you wear another artist. It's sort of like going to a. Let's just say you're going to an Angels vs Dodgers game and you wear a Giants shirt. Makes no sense. Like, it's so dumb to go to someone else's concert with a different artist shirt on and with their show. And it's like, oh, look at me. I idolize you. You already showed them that you're a fan by buying a ticket and showing up.

[Bowen Yang]

Somebody buys a ticket for you and you're just going along.

[Lunchbox]

But just going is enough. You don't need to be wearing their shirt in the merch. It looks so dumb. And especially the people that buy the merch that night and put it on immediately.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, loser.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't think so.

[Bowen Yang]

Who knew he was such a fashion critic?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I just telling you the rules.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing a shirt of the person to the show. Just like it's nothing wrong with a jersey of the team to the game if you're gonna use the jersey analogy. Okay, well, I'll meet you there. And go. If you're going to Cubs game, you wear a Cubs jersey, right? Because you just said you can't wear a White Sox jersey if you're at Cubs versus Reds. Okay, I'll accept that. But then that's saying you can wear a Cubs jersey to a Cubs game. So you can wear a Blake shirt jersey to a Blake show. By your logic.

[Lunchbox]

No, totally different.

[Matt Rogers]

But you can do the Cubs jersey.

[Lunchbox]

You can wear a Cubs shirt to a Cubs game.

[Bowen Yang]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

It's totally different. You're not wearing it to an individual person.

[Bowen Yang]

What? If you are buying a jersey of a player, you buy it at the Game.

[Lunchbox]

You shouldn't wear that.

[Amy]

At least he's consistent in that.

[Bowen Yang]

There's no consistency is what he's saying. He just said you used jerseys as the analogy. And then I met him.

[Lunchbox]

No, I said you could wear a shirt, but it's not an individual person.

[Matt Rogers]

So what if it's a band, though?

[Lunchbox]

No, kids.

[Bowen Yang]

Not individual person. Good point.

[Lunchbox]

Like, it's a band. You can't wear the band shirt. It's the same.

[Bowen Yang]

But what are the team. The band would be the team.

[Lunchbox]

You're wrong.

[Bowen Yang]

Guys, Tesco must be really sore today. Yeah, I mean, you guys must be really sore today, because he is cranky.

[Lunchbox]

All right, Lunchbox, I want to choose your own adventure.

[Bowen Yang]

All right, I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Would you like Jeffrey Epstein? Something. I mean, maybe you guys knew this, but I just learned about his first arrest and how it happened.

[Bowen Yang]

The fight. The teenage. The teenager.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't know. You want to know that or more Cardi B. Cardi B's been your beat.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I kind of like Cardi B.

[Bowen Yang]

Amy's really into Epstein. I feel like Amy's. Amy's like, the one who's finally come around. I would talk about Epstein for months.

[Amy]

I've been talking about. What?

[Bowen Yang]

No, I was talking about it forever, and I'm glad you're in.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I was. I kind of gave him a.

[Bowen Yang]

You didn't see Cole play at a small bar? Okay.

[Narrator]

What?

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, before they blew up.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, yeah. Now she's like, I saw Cole play with her in a small bar.

[Amy]

Pull the tape from 2020 when I was watching the Epstein documentaries. No, I would come and talk about.

[Bowen Yang]

We'Re now fighting over who owns the Epstein. I don't.

[Amy]

I don't care what it is, but don't just act like I'm just now coming around. It's just like, the files are finally out, so it's more top of mind. Like, everybody's talking about it right now.

[Matt Rogers]

But Lunchbox gave you the story already. Just Google his first arrest.

[Bowen Yang]

No, I already.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I just.

[Bowen Yang]

It's finally. Well, it wasn't his first, because I want Cardi B. But what happened was there were two girls that were fighting at a high school. One of the girls had a bunch of money in her purse. Cash. Eventually it got to. How'd you get the money? A lot of the kids at the school, the high school were being by Epstein, and that's how he got arrested the first time, because of a fight between two girls.

[Matt Rogers]

Dang.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So the One girl had made $300 for going over to his house the day before.

[Amy]

Massage.

[Lunchbox]

For a massage. And at school the next day, one of the girls called her a prostitute. So they fought. That's when in the office, they went over the story told the stepmom. Stepmom found the $300 in the purse. And that's how it all unraveled.

[Matt Rogers]

Like everything unraveled.

[Lunchbox]

Or the first time.

[Bowen Yang]

But he went to prison for a while.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

It was like he was recruiting the high school girls. There was like 15 girls from that high school that had been over to his mansion.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, we'd like to hear Cardi B. That's your beat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So anyway, thank you. So there was a video yesterday of Offset at the casino.

[Bowen Yang]

Offset is from.

[Lunchbox]

He is from Cardi B. They used to be married. They have kids.

[Matt Rogers]

See? From something else.

[Amy]

Yeah, Offset.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, he is from Cardi B.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, that's Cardi B's ex.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, but he run something.

[Tanya]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I don't pay attention. Who? I just know they were together. And what is an actor?

[Matt Rogers]

Musician.

[Lunchbox]

Musician, Rapper. And so he went and bet a million dollars on the Seahawks because he doesn't like Stefan Diggs.

[Bowen Yang]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

And he won. So it showed him collecting his money, saying, oh, yeah, how about Cardi B's man now? But of course they broke up. So it's. But pretty funny. So he won a million dollars out of spite.

[Bowen Yang]

The guy knows his beat. He does. Does anybody know who Offsets from? No. Really?

[Matt Rogers]

No. Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Rap group. Three rappers. One of them's dead, right, Mike?

[Lunchbox]

One died.

[Amy]

Migos.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Takeoff died. Right?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, these are Migos.

[Matt Rogers]

Are they brothers? Migos?

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think they're brothers, no. But Quavo, Offset and Take Off. Takeoff's dead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but pretty cool. He won a million dollars.

[Bowen Yang]

I think Takeoff's dead. Is he the one that died? That I should know? Yeah. 2022.

[Amy]

How do they get their nicknames? Take Off Offset?

[Bowen Yang]

I think you just make them up as rappers.

[Ben Higgins]

What do you do when the headlines don't explain what's happening inside of you? I'm Ben Higgins, and if you can hear me is where culture meets the soul. A place for real conversation. Each episode, I sit down with people from all walks of life. Celebrities, thinkers and everyday folks. And we go deeper than the polished story. We talk about what drives us, what shapes us, and what gives us hope. We get honest about the big stuff. Identity. When you don't recognize yourself anymore. Loss. That changes you Purpose. When success isn't enough peace when your mind won't slow down, faith when it's complicated. Some guests have answers. Most are still figuring it out. If you've ever felt like there has to be more to the story, this show is for you. Listen to if you can hear me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

In the middle of the night, Saskia.

[Bowen Yang]

Awoke in a haze.

[Amy]

Her husband Mike was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever.

[Bowen Yang]

I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

And immediately the mask came off.

[Amy]

You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.

[Narrator]

That's your husband.

[Amy]

To keep this secret for so many years, he's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark.

[Bowen Yang]

You're a dangerous person who preys on.

[Elizabeth]

Vulnerable and trusting people.

[Bowen Yang]

You're a predator. Michael Levengood.

[Amy]

Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm Bowen Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead up to the Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends.

[Tanya]

Hi, Bowen. Hi, Matt.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, Elmo.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen.

[Bowen Yang]

Hi, Cookie.

[Ben Higgins]

Hi.

[Bowen Yang]

Now the Winter Olympic Games are underway and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Crook and Chase Nashville chats with the.

[Lunchbox]

Coolest cat in country music.

[Bowen Yang]

He is edgy.

[Lunchbox]

He's fun.

[Bowen Yang]

He is Chase Matthews.

[Lunchbox]

Keith Urban helped make him sensation last year, but it's his recent number one hit, darling, that put Chase on the map and launched a fun and difficult conversation about lovers who cheat and lie.

[Bowen Yang]

That's why I'm scared to get married. You give me trust issues, brother Crook and Chase Nashville chats with Chase. Matthew. Listen and subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. There was a kid, he was on a flight and he changed the parents phone, WI fi hotspot name on the flight to the word terrorist.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, my God.

[Bowen Yang]

And they had to put up fighter jets to scramble.

[Matt Rogers]

That would be something my kids do.

[Amy]

Really?

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah. Like, they just do dumb stuff. And like, why? Why would you think that's okay.

[Bowen Yang]

That's from upi.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, as a kid, you probably think that's really hilarious.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know right now. If you said, I'm going to give you $100 to change your hotspot name in 30 seconds. Do it. I don't know that I could. I could figure it out.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Mine is still like a TW W T. Like whatever it came with. And the password is impossible. I don't even know how to change that.

[Bowen Yang]

Mm. Let's go to Elizabeth. She's online four in San Antonio. Hey, Elizabeth, you're on the show.

[Tanya]

Oh, hi.

[Elizabeth]

Good morning, studio.

[Bowen Yang]

Morning.

[Elizabeth]

Hey, Bobby. I'm so glad Abby put me through. I just had some. We're going to have. We have our second baby, and with our first one, he was sleeping, like, you know, three, four hours a night. And then we took this class online and implemented her steps. And by, like, eight weeks. Nine weeks. He was sleeping eight hours a night. Nine hours a night. And then by three months, the baby was sleeping 12 hours straight through the night. And he's a toddler now and still sleeps. Great. And so I wanted to tell you, you do not have to live sleeping three hours a night for, like, two years. There is a way to learn how to get your infant to sleep straight through the night.

[Bowen Yang]

Slim pills, baby sleeping pills. They make those.

[Matt Rogers]

Benadryl. Like, what?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, whiskey.

[Tanya]

No, no, no.

[Elizabeth]

So we took a class online, and I'm not affiliated with her, but it was called Taking care ofbabies.com. and it's like a hundred bucks. It's not that much. And then you watch her like she has multiple little classes. Watch them implement her steps. And your baby will probably sleep for every week, however old they are. They're supposed to sleep about that many hours through the night. And her class taught us how to have a great little sleeper. And I think that you could do it, too, if you did her class online.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, I think she even means for me specifically, not even just with the baby.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, really?

[Bowen Yang]

I think. Right. Are you talking about with the baby or just me in general? Because I don't sleep.

[Elizabeth]

No, this is baby sleep class. It teaches.

[Bowen Yang]

I thought she meant for me because I don't sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

I've heard of her.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because taking Kara. It's cute because her name is Kara. C A, R, A. So it's like taking care of babies, but she's a pediatric sleep.

[Bowen Yang]

Sounds like she might be a kidnapper.

[Matt Rogers]

Taking care.

[Amy]

No, no, no. Taking care of.

[Bowen Yang]

Or she takes care of babies. Anybody's got a baby named Kara, but.

[Amy]

She'S like, she's a neonatal nurse. She's a wife, a pediatrician. She knows what she's talking about.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. All right, I'll check that out. Thank you, Elizabeth. I really appreciate that. How's your day going so far?

[Elizabeth]

It's good. Our second one was just born 18 days early. So we are right now we're in the throes of the two hours a night. But it's great.

[Bowen Yang]

It's great having a baby almost three weeks early, huh?

[Tanya]

Yes.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it was quite a surprise. But he's doing good. He's very small.

[Bowen Yang]

How'd that surprise hit you? Was it just like, oh, crap, my water broke and I wasn't expecting it, or was it a ramp up to I might be going into labor early because of contractions?

[Elizabeth]

No, we were having our baby sprinkle, which is like a baby shower. And I woke up that morning and I started having contractions and I thought they were Braxton Hicks. And I had them all day, straight through the party. And that night we were like, well, let's go get checked. And then we went to the hospital and they were like, oh, you're in labor. And then like he came like two hours later. Like, it was really fast and unexpected.

[Bowen Yang]

And exciting was the labor feels like though that part of it, although unexpected, that was pretty quick.

[Elizabeth]

For me this time. Yes. Like, the first time was very long. This time it was, well, like it was like contractions all day, but. But then it gets worse and worse as you, like, get closer. And so the at the hospital when it started getting harder, it's painful, but it was fast. It was fast for the second baby.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, congratulations and I appreciate the call and I hope everything goes wonderful with baby number two.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you. And I hope it goes well with you guys and I hope you take the class and stay online or on the show sometime. Like, if it's working for you, I hope, I hope it does. It worked for us and it makes us better parents and it makes the baby is happier because the baby gets lots of sleep. And I think it makes your life better when you're getting sleep.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, Elizabeth, I appreciate that. Have a good day. Thank you.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

You too.

[Elizabeth]

Bye, everybody.

[Bowen Yang]

Bye. I want to go over to Jeff in Tennessee who's on the phone, if we can get him on here.

[Tanya]

Jeff, hi, good morning.

[Bowen Yang]

What's up, buddy?

[Tanya]

Hi. I was hearing you would discuss Halle Berry. Did not know if you knew she won the Oscar and a razzie Award.

[Bowen Yang]

Same time or different times?

[Tanya]

Different time. She won the Oscar, I think it was, for Monsters Ball, and the Razzie for Catwoman being the worst actress. So she's collected both awards.

[Bowen Yang]

Is. I thought Monster's Ball was the blonde South African woman.

[Matt Rogers]

No, that's called just Monster.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. But what about Charlize Theron? Thank you, Charlize Theron. But what about the Little Creatures? Monsters, Inc. We got too many Monsters.

[Matt Rogers]

Cartoon.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, we got Monster. We got Monsters, Inc. We got Monsters Ball.

[Matt Rogers]

Isn't Monsters Ball like a Lady Gaga thing, too?

[Bowen Yang]

Like a little monster.

[Amy]

Little Monsters are her people.

[Matt Rogers]

Little Monsters.

[Bowen Yang]

And Little Monsters was a movie with Ben Savage. They were underneath the bed.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow. A lot of monsters.

[Bowen Yang]

Michael. No. Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice. Who is a little monster? Howie Mandel.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, no.

[Bowen Yang]

Dang. That was. I loved that movie. My, like, aunt had it on videotape. It was, like, one of the only movies in the house. We watch it all the time.

[Matt Rogers]

Is Ben Savage Ben Savage?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Wonder Years.

[Bowen Yang]

No. Oh, that was Fred. It's Fred Savage.

[Matt Rogers]

Ben is Boy Meets World. That's right.

[Bowen Yang]

Did Ben ever do any movies? Maybe when he was younger? That cast hates him.

[Matt Rogers]

Huh?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah. He doesn't take part in anything that the Boy Meets World people do. They even have a podcast where they go back over Boy Meets World and they. He never goes on. Like, they don't like him at all.

[Matt Rogers]

No. Do they say anything about him? Like, why they don't like him?

[Lunchbox]

They don't even talk. He doesn't communicate with them.

[Bowen Yang]

Huh.

[Matt Rogers]

Dang. Maybe hard to work with.

[Bowen Yang]

Maybe doesn't want anything to do with that show. Maybe it was difficult back then.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, if you're the star and you're a kid. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Because that whole show, they were at iheart Festival one year. Right. But they were. Who was there?

[Bowen Yang]

But it's all. But that show is a podcast and the whole show was there, but he wasn't there because he's not part of the show and he doesn't take part. Anything else. But there is no known conflict. It says.

[Matt Rogers]

Huh?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. The FBI warns about romance scams spiking up ahead of Valentine's Day. Romance scams are ramping up just in time. FBI field offices are warning of a public type of romance scam known as confidence fraud. It's an online method where fraudsters form friendly romantic relationships to exploit trusting victims. They try to convince victims they have feelings for them and try to exploit money. This is every scam.

[Amy]

Yeah, well. But people may be Particularly vulnerable leading up to Valentine's Day because they want to feel.

[Bowen Yang]

Man, I just feel like if you don't have anything and it's getting up to Valentine's Day, be happy because you don't have to do Valentine's Day.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

Like, be glad you don't have to worry about it.

[Bowen Yang]

Holidays are different. I think leading up to the holidays, you're like, man, it'd be nice to have somebody. I feel like if you don't have anybody and Valentine's Day is coming up, you're like, this is awesome.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, you dodged a bullet.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the one that I would say is a bullet dodger. Holidays I fully get. You want somebody, you want somebody close. Holidays are about being with people you love. And you're like, I'm lonely again. Valentine's Day, you should do a little dance. Like, I don't have to buy a gift for somebody.

[Amy]

Yeah, you dodged the created holiday just to make you spend money.

[Bowen Yang]

We have dinner tomorrow night.

[Matt Rogers]

It's tomorrow night. All right.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you mean, all right? I forgot you don't keep a calendar at all.

[Matt Rogers]

I do, but I don't look at it till the day of, like, so I look at today, what's on the calendar for today, and I know. And then tomorrow I'll wake up and be like, all right, what are we doing today?

[Bowen Yang]

So then who puts the things in your calendar?

[Matt Rogers]

My wife. All scuba will do my work stuff. And then my wife does, you know, personal stuff.

[Bowen Yang]

But you still have to add it. So when you get the email, I just hit calla invite.

[Matt Rogers]

I hit accept. And then my wife does the same with me. She'll send me the invite and be like, I'll be accept.

[Bowen Yang]

So then your calla's play on Apple.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, it's all icloud. Why? What do you. What do you do?

[Bowen Yang]

Like, different. I mean, yeah, some of it. I interact.

[Matt Rogers]

You put stuff into your account?

[Bowen Yang]

Of course, all the time.

[Matt Rogers]

I wouldn't even know how to do that. Like, just add it and then you have to do the times.

[Bowen Yang]

You can also just tell Siri to do it.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, I've seen you do that before.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, just like, hey, put this in. Tuesday, 3:00pm, da, da, da. And I have like three different calendars that different people have access to. So I have a purple calendar, which is my complete professional calendar, which I have it. My wife has access to it to see where I am. My management team has it because they're adding stuff to it. They also have access to it. Agent has it. And then I have my green, which is my personal calendar, which nobody has except my wife and I, where if we have plans. But mostly it's I'll just put it into purple. Sometimes I'll put a do not schedule block. That means I'm doing something, but it's like a doctor's appointment or something. I'm not gonna put up their rectal exam for everybody to see.

[Matt Rogers]

Right, Right.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. So I think I have three calendars, but all inside Apple. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Just different colors.

[Bowen Yang]

And then I add probably half the stuff to it. Or I'll get a message. Are you open at this time? Here are three open spots you have in your calendar. Can I have one of these? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Those are fine. That type of thing. A woman is suing after getting trapped by her hair in an Amazon sold massage chair. Why do they have to put Amazon in this? She just got trapped by her hair in a massage chair.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. We don't even know where it came from.

[Bowen Yang]

A Long island woman sue an Amazon over a massage chair. She says trapped her hair. Damarius Torres claims she was using the chair when the internal mechanism pulled in and caught her hair. Her lawsuit alleges the chair was defectively designed, lacked proper safety guards, and had no emergency shutoff feature. She also claims the manufacturers failed to include adequate warnings from Daily Voice.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, so she's suing.

[Amy]

Yeah. Maybe it's the Amazon Basics, like that brand where they make stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Or maybe you just realize you're in a massage chair and don't put your hair. Like, I do think there's some personal accountability. I don't know this story, obviously, except for what I read, but I do think there's some personal accountability at times.

[Amy]

Mm. Like put your hair in a ponytail.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Like don't. Don't dangle your hair into the crack where there's obviously a mechanical. Yeah. Toddler got stuck in a claw machine. Speaking of personal accountability, toddler, you should know better.

[Matt Rogers]

How many times have we talked about this?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, just basically that police and firefighters were called service technician with a key. Had to get there to free the kid. Photo showed the kid having fun with the balls inside the machine until it was pulled out. WJHL.

[Matt Rogers]

7 of blasts.

[Bowen Yang]

Speaking of balls, update on yours. Lunchbox ball.

[Lunchbox]

Solid today. Doesn't. I mean, no discomfort today. So still big.

[Bowen Yang]

No discomfort at all?

[Lunchbox]

Not right now, no. It just comes and goes.

[Matt Rogers]

But still big.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. It deflates at night, but it's.

[Amy]

It's not night.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying, so is it big right now? As the day goes on, it'll get worse because I don't know, movement, sitting around, active, being awake. I, I don't know what it is, but during the day it does inflate.

[Amy]

I feel like I saw him walk in the bathroom earlier. He's walking a little funny.

[Matt Rogers]

Like bow legged.

[Amy]

Just a little. Yeah, like a limp.

[Bowen Yang]

Do you want me to look at it?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm good.

[Amy]

I can't believe that you're just like not doing anything about it.

[Matt Rogers]

Somebody did. Tell me.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on. Timeout. Time out.

[Narrator]

I know that you are.

[Lunchbox]

Let me just call a timeout. Let me call a timeout real quick. Like in Saved by the Bell. What do you mean I'm not doing anything about it? I have been to like six doctors. I do not know what you mean by I am not doing anything.

[Amy]

You're right.

[Matt Rogers]

No, he's not right.

[Amy]

I should have clarified. I meant I can't believe you've given up because the six doctors weren't able to help you.

[Lunchbox]

Time out. I have never given up.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm still in time out.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, when have I ever said I've given up?

[Amy]

Okay, true.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know.

[Amy]

But you're not doing anything.

[Matt Rogers]

And every time we ask you something like, I don't know, like, dude, don't you ask like, you should. By this point, he also didn't share.

[Bowen Yang]

With the doctor everything that's wrong with him.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

And by this point, doctor touched them. Guys, like, the doctor knows what's going on down there. The doctor did an ultrasound.

[Amy]

You have to advocate for yourself and say all the facts. Speak up. Go back.

[Lunchbox]

Do you understand that the doctor felt and touched and so knows exactly what is going on down there? They know everything.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, but you didn't tell them everything. Regardless, because you.

[Amy]

It's like you've told us more than.

[Bowen Yang]

Us and like, I haven't said that to the doctor yet.

[Amy]

Right, right.

[Bowen Yang]

The two people you shouldn't lie to.

[Lunchbox]

You guys and the doctor.

[Bowen Yang]

No, the doctor and your lawyer. Your doctor and your lawyer.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, I like that. You guys.

[Amy]

That's kind of cool.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what you're going to say.

[Bowen Yang]

But you're okay today?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, today I'm okay. But as the day goes on, it'll probably flare up.

[Bowen Yang]

The best pizza in the world for 2026 has been revealed and it's not in Italy. From the Daily Mail. The best pizza in the world is the Casio e Pepe at Mama's 2 in New York. Oh, man, that's tough. You get named this, you know, everybody's gonna go and critique it and be like, this isn't the best in the world. It's good, but it's not the best. It's hard to live up to the best in the world.

[Amy]

And everybody has such different pizza styles that they prefer.

[Matt Rogers]

But that's pretty cool to, like, be named that.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you prefer? Your perfect pizza?

[Amy]

I like a thin crust. More sauce than cheese. I still want the cheese, but I like when I can taste the flavor of the sauce. I don't. And then, I mean, toppings, I can kind of go all over the place. But right now, what sounds really good to me is maybe a little pepperoni with jalapenos and some hot honey.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Not a big jalapeno guy. I do like banana peppers. I like jalapenos.

[Matt Rogers]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, not the super hot ones.

[Matt Rogers]

But jalapenos aren't super hot.

[Bowen Yang]

I like super.

[Amy]

Some are.

[Lunchbox]

Some are.

[Matt Rogers]

No, they're not.

[Amy]

Yes, they are.

[Matt Rogers]

I've been working on my salsa a little bit, trying to make it more mild because you guys, bro, you gave.

[Bowen Yang]

Us some hot sauce.

[Lunchbox]

You burned our mouths off.

[Matt Rogers]

It's because I was using serrano peppers, and somebody told me, like, try jalapenos. And so I did a whole batch with jalapenos. Like, huge jalapenos. And there was no heat. So I think that's my answer.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Bowen Yang]

I think you're just Mexican numbed.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because some are.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, you grew up where those spices were. Probably used a lot more than us.

[Matt Rogers]

But I didn't eat hot stuff.

[Amy]

You did fresh jalapenos or pickled.

[Bowen Yang]

It probably wasn't hot to you, but you probably had spicier food than I did. Being from Arkansas, we had no spice, dude.

[Matt Rogers]

What's crazy is I never ate when I was a kid. Never ate hot stuff. Like, wouldn't. Not any spice. And I would not eat avocados. And now I love avocados. Like, I think of avocados. Like, I missed out on so many avocados. Guacamole. I'd be like, I don't want that crap.

[Bowen Yang]

That's what you think about when you think about things you missed growing up.

[Matt Rogers]

I missed out on avocado.

[Bowen Yang]

It's like, I didn't party. I didn't have Eddie's. Like, yeah, I missed avocados.

[Matt Rogers]

Think of all the guacamole I could have eaten. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Do you want to or just move on? Don't know what guacamole Guacamole.

[Lunchbox]

Now.

[Matt Rogers]

What do you mean, guacamole?

[Amy]

I didn't even catch it.

[Matt Rogers]

I know, because it's so natural.

[Amy]

No, whatever. It's like, I saw a funny video pop up after this girl from. She's like a content creator from Canada or something, and her video's gone viral because she's like, after you hear Bad Bunny mention your country at the super bowl, and she's like, I'm from Canada.

[Bowen Yang]

She's like, that's pretty funny.

[Amy]

That's funny.

[Bowen Yang]

That's good.

[Amy]

It's really funny.

[Bowen Yang]

That'll do it. Glad everybody's here. Thank you for listening to this show, and we will definitely see you tomorrow. All right, bye, everybody.

[Narrator]

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