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Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Eddie
For the whole crew or the capability.
Bobby Bones
To go off road? Maybe it's up to 600 plus miles of rang. What if it's all of that and more? What is it then?
Eddie
The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid?
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
Oh, you laughed. Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
Mild chuckle. I thought it was pretty funny.
Amy
Like how?
Eddie
Like, can you. Because when people say lol, they really don't want.
Bobby Bones
I didn't say lol. I didn't say lol.
Eddie
I know. So give me, like, an example of your chuckle. Where's the example?
Bobby Bones
That was it. But in my head, I thought, that's funny.
Eddie
Thank you, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I didn't really. There was no audible chuckle, but I thought, that's funny. And so the story of things Americans do in places that aren't America, that makes them stick out like crazy. Number one, driving a car everywhere here, because we have all these cities that are so spread apart and we don't have good trains, and trains are awesome in other countries. You just get on them and you get to the next place. And it's easy and it runs fast and it's efficient. It's clean here. It's cars everywhere except for New York. Otherwise, it's all cars. And so there, like, renting a car and just driving all over the place is a very American thing, loving ice and beverages. And a lot of countries, they don't really put ice, really. It comes out cold, and you drink it pretty quickly. And because everything's a little fresher than here, you don't have to worry. They don't have to worry about even keeping it iced and cold there.
Eddie
Wow. They say that our fountain drinks here are already cold. I've never tried it because I always use ice, but I mean, I guess, yeah, they're cold. They are. Like. So if you just went to the Coke machine and just got. Yeah, it's cold already.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I guess. I don't know, because I always put ice first.
Eddie
That's my point.
Bobby Bones
Eating quickly. You go into a restaurant here, first of all, I want my check as they deliver my entree, like, I want to get out. But in other countries, you just go and you just have a time like, it's an event, and you eat for it's two and three hours sometimes.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And you don't tip.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
The mill might cost a little more.
Eddie
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
They raise the prices. Yeah, it all comes out in the wash. But there's no tip. Tipping is another one. Talking loudly is the one that I've noticed. If I've been places overseas, the most obnoxious people are always Americans. The people just laughing and they're loudest and they're talking and they're like, waiter. Always Americans.
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we're very, we're very impolite as a society. So I just thought I'd pass that along to you, Mr. Passport, world traveler. What's the plan?
Eddie
I don't know where we're gonna go. I mean, the first thing I got booked is our cruise, you know, that's the first thing. We're gonna go to the Caribbean, stuff like that. Other than that, I don't have anything else planned. I do want to go to the motherland at some point.
Bobby Bones
Mexico?
Eddie
No, Spain. Been to Mexico.
Bobby Bones
What's your motherland?
Eddie
Well, I think it all started in Spain. You know, I'm a Garcia, which is a Spanish last name. My dad's side, which are the Spaniards. And then my mom's side is more of the indigenous, Indigenous, Indigenous Mexican. So I think the motherland is Mexico, which I've already been, but also Spain. Espana.
Bobby Bones
I might go to the motherland this weekend.
Eddie
To Espana.
Bobby Bones
Fayetteville.
Eddie
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Oh. I was like, whoa.
Amy
Your motherland.
Eddie
Where it all started.
Bobby Bones
It just depends. I'm looking at the weather again. It's going to rain again. I'm not going to. To sit in a frigging rain soaked football game, especially when we're 2 and 73. So I was gonna go last week and it was storming and my wife and I were like, yeah, we should go. We looked. It's gonna storm again and rain again on Saturday. Is it? We look the weather up. This is me. I need to check the weather four days in advance before I go anywhere. But that's the motherland for me. That'd be nice.
Eddie
Fayetteville, Arkansas, the motherland.
Bobby Bones
We make the pilgrimage over to Fayetteville. Yes. What do you see on Saturday? It's like light rain, precipitation, chance 45%.
Eddie
That's not, you know, that's not something that's really like, for sure.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I'll watch the finale of Task.
Eddie
Gosh, I'm halfway done.
Bobby Bones
I know it's not Tuesday. Reviews day. I don't care. I'm gonna go ahead and review it. It's Wednesday. Butinsday, Morgan gave it kind of a low review, I thought.
Morgan
And this does not give anything away. It's just episode six was so, so good. I almost felt like episode six should have been the series finale.
Eddie
Six was really good.
Bobby Bones
So you're penalizing it for a great episode prior.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
It's almost like I wanted that to be the wrap because it. I mean, they put a pretty bow on it and stuff, but, you know, sometimes I just want chaos at the end. And it was so pretty and perfect.
Amy
What was her score? I forgot Four.
Bobby Bones
Four. I gave it. I'm gonna give it a four and a half out of five. I'll do that. That's like the best bags of money. I don't know if I've ever given anything a five. Right, Amy? You'll probably give, like, a one.
Amy
That's not true.
Eddie
You didn't like it, Amy.
Bobby Bones
I didn't like that show.
Amy
I thought that. I feel like a broken record, guys. The first episode was slow, and then it got good to me. And I have really enjoyed it, but I'm saving it up. I'll watch it all. I have, like, four to watch.
Bobby Bones
We watched two finales yesterday. We watched that. And then again when my wife's not feeling great. Cause she's pregnant. That's what we do in the evening. We just sit and try to find shows to watch. And we watched the finale of season three of Alice in Borderland. And after episode one, I thought, this season three is gonna be great. Season three is actually worse than season two, and season two is worse than season one. And season one was good. Season two was mid. Season three was meh. So I give it two and a half out of five jokers.
Eddie
Ooh, that's low.
Bobby Bones
Do you want much more of that? I haven't started yet, but now I don't want to. You have to, because you've invested in two other seasons of it, but it gets worse and worse.
Amy
Oh, you can. You feel like you have to finish it. I don't.
Bobby Bones
We watched season one and liked it. We watched season two, and about two thirds of the way through, we're like, huh? This doesn't have really the same, like, the same charm, the same excitement as season two. But we're close enough to the end. Let's finish it. Season three comes out. We're like, okay. There have been other series where one of the seasons takes a dip and it comes back. So watching episode one is great. And then we're like, we're in. And then it kind of Just get. I don't know. I think in Japan they're just different than us. I don't know if you ever thought that.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I think in Japan they're just a little different than us.
Eddie
Other side of the world.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. So that's what's up. Let's go around the room. Amy, what do you have?
Amy
So speaking of tv, HBO Max is raising their price. I don't know if y' all got that notification.
Bobby Bones
I did. It didn't tell me how much. It just said we're raising prices.
Amy
Well, so for me, mine's going up to 22.99. And when I saw that, I thought, wait, what am I paying right now? Because I have the premium and I don't have premium on all my subscriptions. But I wonder why I got that on the max. I mean, it's no commercials or anything like that. So I was 2099. So mine is going up $2. But now I'm reflecting on do I need to downgrade to the 10$1 like, and just put up with commercials like I do on some of the others? Because I, I honestly was shocked. I pay the, the premium plan anytime.
Bobby Bones
That I find I want to cancel a streaming service. It's right around that time they put out a new show.
Eddie
That's really good.
Amy
Well, because you know what's on HBO Max?
Bobby Bones
Well, task, Task.
Eddie
Yes.
Amy
And it's so good.
Bobby Bones
And not only that, we're watching two shows on HBO Max right now.
Amy
Well, the Pit is on there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we never. We didn't watch the Pit. Peacemaker Wife didn't watch that. Loved it. Four and a half out of five of metal hats, but man, that's a great show. Not for everybody, but that is a great show.
Amy
My movies on HBO Max, that's probably why I got the premium.
Bobby Bones
You're helping yourself out.
Eddie
Wait, I wonder if you can contact HBO Max and tell them your movies on there and they give you a deal.
Lunchbox
I'll give you a free HBO Max.
Amy
Yeah, probably not. That's fine. But when I signed up for it a couple years ago, maybe that's why I did that.
Bobby Bones
I think if I had to keep two though, it would be Netflix and HBO Max.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Amy
I feel like they're all going to continue to rise, obviously.
Eddie
But I mean, how much though? Like, are they just going to keep going up till it's like a thousand dollars and we're like, they're going to.
Bobby Bones
Keep going up until someone has the idea to put it all in together in one package? Of everything. And then you have to straight, like, flip through the channels. And it's a strange thing, but that's.
Amy
Like, what we used to.
Bobby Bones
That's the joke.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Amy
Ha ha ha.
Eddie
God. Yeah. I was like, with Amy, too. I'm like, are you serious?
Amy
Sorry, we didn't catch your sarcasm.
Lunchbox
It was too good of a joke. We didn't get it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. All I was saying was it's just gonna. It's reverting back to what it used to be.
Eddie
But seriously, they're gonna keep climbing every.
Bobby Bones
Like, as long as people pay it.
Eddie
And we're gonna pay it well.
Bobby Bones
And there's an argument now within the sports community online because Red Zone is now showing commercials. And so they're like, you promise no commercials? And everybody gets so mad. But what they don't. What I think they don't understand is Red Zone could have easily raised prices instead of doing commercials, but it's not always. Everything stays the same. And that's it. Either they raise prices or they put on commercials. Which do you want?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So they put on, like, five commercials for seven hours. People like, I didn't pay for this crap. Okay. But the prices would have gone up had they not put on commercials.
Amy
Right. Do people just think they're supposed to just get free?
Bobby Bones
People on the Internet are stupid content.
Amy
I understand.
Bobby Bones
No, they're paying for it already. So it's not free content.
Amy
Right. But they'd have to pay a higher price.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Yeah. So I also. Part of this story is whenever I go back and look, sometimes you forget, like, what you've signed up for, what you're paying. Just, you know, a couple times a year, this is just me encouraging you to go through your apps and your subscriptions and see what you've signed up for. And make sure to cancel anything that you haven't been using at all, because sometimes you think you're going to use it, and then you realize you're not, and you're like, wow, I've already spent over $50 on this thing. I've never used it.
Bobby Bones
And Apple does make it easy to go and see it all at once instead of putting it all on a credit card. If you just buy with app, which works for them to their advantage, but it's also to our advantage because it does organize them all. And you can go and be like, I don't use that. I don't use that. I do that all the time, too. Just go to subscriptions in your iPhone and there you go.
Eddie
Yeah, like Paramount. I haven't Gone to Paramount in a while.
Bobby Bones
I use Paramount sporadically, but when I do, I use that a lot. Like, they put out good shows. There's, like, a great show for a while, then like a month and a half, and I'm like, do I need Paramount? Then they put out another great show. But all those Taylor Sheridan shows, I don't watch all of them.
Eddie
Landman, Linus.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but some of those are so good that Paramount keeps me in. But if I were tearing them, if it was like, get a cut. All but two. It's. It's Netflix and hbo.
Eddie
Max, probably.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, your story.
Eddie
So there was a plane flying from Omaha, and 18 minutes into the flight, there was. They tried to get a. The pilots tried to get ahold of the flight attendants, and they couldn't. And then they heard banging on the door.
Bobby Bones
I saw that.
Eddie
You see this?
Bobby Bones
I didn't see the whole story, though.
Eddie
So the pilots are like, what's going on out there? Like, somebody answer. Somebody answer. No answer. And they're like, we got to turn this thing around. Like, we could be hijacked right now. So they wouldn't open the door, obviously, because they're not going to open the door during the flight they landed. Turns out that the comm just wasn't working, and that was a flight attendant knocking on the door, just being like, hey, guys.
Bobby Bones
They made the right call, though.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Bobby Bones
Because you can't get a hold of them, and there's something weird happening. Even if that something weird may be happening because you can't get a hold of them. It's the right call. Yeah. I saw a really funny TikTok. You know how somebody will go shopping and she'll come back and she's like going through her haul of all the stuff she bought. She's like, I got this. I saw somebody going through their hall outside of the Louvre, and they were acting like they were the ones that robbed the store. Isn't funny. It's one of the funniest guys I've ever seen. They had on yellow gloves and a black thing, and they're like, all right, well, let's take a look at what we got here. And they're pulling in the bag, and they're like, I think, oh, yeah, yeah. This is from the 12th century. It's a pretty good one here. It was all, like, fake stuff. So funny.
Eddie
That's pretty funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I thought that was a good one. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Someone in Las Vegas was at the Sunset Station. They were playing the Wheel of Fortune slot machine. They bet $3 and they hit for $1 million.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Does that happen like every three or four days, though, in Vegas, where somebody hits one of those big ones on the million ones?
Eddie
I don't know.
Lunchbox
I don't know. It makes the news. It's pretty big deal. I feel like if it was one of those progressive jackpots.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And they said they hit for a million dollars on a $3 bet, so.
Eddie
You know, I love about Sunset station. Quarter craps. 25 cent craps.
Bobby Bones
I'm not familiar with what Sunset Station is.
Eddie
It's just a casino off the street.
Lunchbox
It's a little bit off the strip.
Bobby Bones
So is it an old Vegas or.
Eddie
Is it somewhere random in a neighborhood?
Bobby Bones
I've never been to one of those.
Lunchbox
That's when it's super cheap and it's a lot more local and you don't have to pay, you know, $50 minimums. You can pay $5 minimums.
Eddie
It's amazing.
Bobby Bones
I've been to all Vegas. I really like that. I don't like it so much to get in the car and go over there if it's not easy. But when I'm over there, I like it.
Eddie
Yeah, it's cool.
Bobby Bones
It's fun. It's old school, but I have not been to any of those, like, way off, like, at some guy's house.
Amy
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Eddie
It's a legit hotel. It's just in the middle of nowhere.
Lunchbox
Yes. And there's neighborhoods, like, you know, down the street.
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Morgan
So we've seen robot dogs in a whole lot of scenarios. Like, you guys saw one at the plant that you guys went to at the Hyundai plant.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
And they're like, in other places. Well, now there's one that can help firefighters, and it can blast water out of a cannon. So now it can help protect firefighters from going into super build, like, burning building.
Bobby Bones
So the dog can go in?
Morgan
Yes, can go in or can stay from out and, like, shoot from. It's like.
Bobby Bones
That's interesting. It's almost like a bomb. Bomb animal or the robots. Yeah, that goes. It's like. It's not an animal, but. Yeah. Goes in and, like, search around with eyes. But this does that with the dog. But I'm sure there's a tube connected through it and just. And it. That's cool.
Eddie
That's really cool.
Morgan
Yeah, it's, like, connected to the fire trucks, and it can even detect where people are in the building. So it can put out that water. So then Real firefighters can go in and save them safely.
Amy
Nice.
Bobby Bones
Those dogs are awesome because we watch that dog at the Hyundai plant. There's two of them, one on each side. And the car that's like halfway built goes through. And the dog is able to evaluate every part of it. It's a dog. It's just built the shape of a dog.
Eddie
It's a robot.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a robot, but it's just built. And it can like loose nuts. Color may be off. And it's like it goes woo woo and it sends it back, but it's a robot.
Eddie
But it does look like a dog. It sits like a dog, it moves like a dog.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
And everything, but it's. There's such precision in what it's looking for. If there's anything that has been done with that car to that point, that is not corre. So they sit there. It's like two dogs. It's like two dogs on an assembly line watching for cars to go through.
Eddie
The firefighting dog, though, that should be a Dalmatian, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah, they should make it, put a.
Eddie
Little cover over it.
Bobby Bones
Do you think people still associate that? That's such an old thing, right?
Eddie
Yeah. The fire station by my house, they have a Dalmatian statue in front.
Bobby Bones
They do.
Eddie
I don't know. They have the real dog inside, but probably not.
Amy
I mean, it's already so expensive. You want to add another. Okay, now let's get it dressed. Let's put its little outfit on, huh? The drone dogs are so expensive. Oh, yeah. And we're talking about.
Bobby Bones
Now you're asking to make it a Dalmatian dress.
Eddie
Drone dog.
Bobby Bones
Got it, got it, got it, got it. A new University of Virginia study finds that near death experiences often bring deep spiritual shifts and can reduce the fear of death. They can also strain the closest relationships and leave experiencers feeling isolated in a world that suddenly feels hard to relate to. I could totally understand that. Because you've experienced something that not only other people haven't, but they probably don't believe you or they just can't possibly comprehend even if they do believe you. It's one of those, like, I believe you, but there's no way I actually can understand. I can just understand. I don't know. And then also, who knows if it was just like a chemical in your brain that was giving you that experience, which is what a lot of people think it is too. Right? It's like a release in your brain, and so it allows you to see things and remember things. But yeah, the Whole story was from University of Virginia, which Amy's wearing her poser Virginia hat today. Shout out.
Amy
Shout out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, I have a hat. A sweatshirt. Oh my gosh, a bandana.
Lunchbox
You have so many teams.
Amy
I went to the bookstore, guys.
Bobby Bones
No, it looks good.
Amy
I'm a fan.
Eddie
Did you buy books?
Bobby Bones
She's back in fake school.
Amy
I wanted to be man. I was like, wow, this would have been a really cool place to go to school. But no, I didn't get a backpack.
Bobby Bones
Coming back from near death experiences often breaks earthly bonds. One in five experiencers report losing friends, family closeness. Doctors still get it wrong. Most like training to support people shaken by what they saw. It can take years to merge two worlds. The peace they glimpsed in the life they returned to. From University of Virginia. Study finds I've not had a near death experience. I've almost died a couple times, but that's totally different.
Eddie
You didn't see the light.
Amy
I mean, yeah, because you didn't. You had a near death experience, but not one where you saw the light.
Bobby Bones
Right. I did not have a near death experience. I almost died. I think a near death experience is that part of the experience is you're feeling something greater than the earth. The physical things that you could touch.
Amy
Okay, I get it. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Hold on.
Eddie
If you didn't have a near death experience, then did you almost die?
Bobby Bones
Yes, because I got slammed in the head with a gun and held at gunpoint. That's very close to dying.
Eddie
Sure, there's a possibility of dying, but you weren't close because you didn't have the near death.
Bobby Bones
I would say I was closer than some near death experiences.
Amy
Yes, he was near. Near, not near.
Bobby Bones
You were close. You were close. I almost died, but I did not.
Eddie
Have the near death.
Bobby Bones
Typical near death experience where someone sees something that they can't see while they are conscious. I was conscious the whole time.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
I remember thinking I was so conscious, I like the world slowed down. I was like, huh, how about this?
Amy
But maybe that's like, Eddie, if you're.
Lunchbox
Walking down the street and you're crossing the crosswalk and a car runs a red light and you have to dive out of the way. Did you have a near death experience?
Eddie
No, I almost died.
Bobby Bones
Right. That's my point.
Amy
Yeah, I get it now.
Eddie
Almost I was close to dying.
Bobby Bones
Near death would be if you got hit by the car and all the conscious and. Yeah, your pulse goes way down.
Amy
Jesus is like, come on, code blue.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But you don't see what's happening around you. What you're doing is you're in the. The. The tube.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And there's a light. And they're like, Eddie, familia.
Eddie
Oh. See them all.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Abuela.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
It's you. My grandparents are all there. My dad's there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I think that's near death. Hey, Scuba, let me know if our guest gets here. What you up first half. Five more minutes.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We'll finish this fight. Five. And then we'll come back and finish in a few minutes. We gotta do a guest in between. Okay. Nearly a third of Americans are still scared of the dark. Yeah, I don't think it's the dark. I think it's the inability to see what dangers are nearby at nighttime.
Amy
I get more scared.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Because it's dark. You can't see if there are bad things around you, but I can.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
So, like, my argument would be if it's dark or if you're blind.
Amy
The same like, I can be in my house with all my lights on, but because it's dark outside, I'm more scared.
Eddie
What about like a parking lot that's well lit?
Bobby Bones
Well, that's a situation that's situationally scary. That would be the same, though, as the dark as in, I don't like the dark. I've had some experiences. I've almost died in the dark. In the dark. Yes.
Eddie
Wow, this is heavy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. 10% of adults continue sleeping with a stuffed animal or comfort item to feel secure at night. Now, that feels to me a little odd because that stuffed animal ain't protecting you from what could possibly be in the dark. What we can't see, we're afraid of because we don't know what's out there. Your rainbow bride is not going to save you from whatever's out there. I get it. 25% sleep in the nightlight. 10% keep the lights on throughout the night. Men were twice as likely as women to sleep with the lights fully on.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
Okay. I guess I'm not that scared because I want good sleep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I don't know if it's the dark as much as it is what the dark brings, which is you can't see the threats that aren't lit. Cause if I'm just in a dark room, let's say this, let's say I'm in a safe room and it's completely dark. I ain't scared at all. If it's like I'm sitting in a field and it's completely dark, I don't know what's around me. I'M more scared because I don't know if there's a wolf or a guy in a Jason mask got to murder me down. All right, how do we break? On that note, did everybody give their story? Morgan, did you do your story? Eddie, do your story.
Eddie
Did it.
Bobby Bones
I know Lunchbox did his. Amy did your story.
Eddie
You did your story.
Amy
All the stories are done.
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
This is the Bobby Mole Show.
Bobby Bones
Well, I've been seeing a lot of Alanis in Las Vegas. She is doing a residency there. I think I want to go.
Eddie
It looks cool.
Bobby Bones
It does look cool.
Eddie
Like, she comes out running from the crowd, gives everyone high fives.
Bobby Bones
Like, you just forget not only how good her music was, but how much it changed music, how big. That one album was, too. Jagged Little Pill. It was a monster. Had like, seven singles or something like that back in the day. And, I mean. And that didn't happen then. I think I was like, night. I don't know, 96 or something.
Eddie
You could Google it and said, it just sounds right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, no, you.
Amy
But Jagged Little Pill.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I was in junior high, so it had been a little bit before because I know I was in 7th or 8th grade.
Bobby Bones
95. I was right in the middle.
Eddie
You go straight to Googling. Don't you like talking about it a little bit and being like, let's see.
Bobby Bones
Well, not if it. Not if it's something I'm actually possibly wrong on. I was like, 96. I don't know if that's right. And you're Eddie's like, you know, who knows what's right? And I'm like, well, no, no. You have a computer. You can literally Google it. You'll never know.
Eddie
My family likes to talk about it. We're always just like, you know.
Bobby Bones
But you can talk about it, but still have the factual parts of it be right. But that song, like, All I really Want. Can you sing that one? Strike one.
Amy
Yeah. All I wanted. No.
Eddie
No.
Amy
Okay. I don't know.
Eddie
You might need to start it now.
Amy
That's in my head.
Bobby Bones
The chorus. All I really Want. It sounds like Paul Nicole, because I can't sing, but. And I don't even know if that was a single, but I have to play. I can sing it. Because it was kind of like. It felt very alternative.
Eddie
Y.
Bobby Bones
Cause I'll have it. I'm not gonna do it justice. You Ought to Know is number two.
Eddie
You oughta know.
Bobby Bones
Now you got it. Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
You remind you of the mess you.
Amy
Made when you went away.
Bobby Bones
Hand in my pocket. Probably my fan.
Amy
One hand in my pocket and the.
Bobby Bones
Other one is given a peace sign.
Eddie
Awesome, dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because that whole thing is, like, contradictions. Like, I'm tall But I'm stupid. I'm happy and I'm sad and I'm short, but I'm working. Yeah. I don't do that. The contradictions aren't right.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah. But she says, like, I'm numb and I'm chicken.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. She goes, I'm brave, but I'm chicken. Yeah. Because all of them are contradictions to the whole thing. And I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flicking a cigarette. Yes, Jamie. You learn, you live, you learn, you love, you learn, you love, you learn. Jam. Head over feet. That's the one I was singing in here a minute ago. You've already won me over.
Eddie
Oh, that's head over feet.
Bobby Bones
Inside. In spite of me.
Amy
Don't be alarmed if I fall. Head over feet.
Eddie
Wow. Ironic, isn't it? Ironic?
Bobby Bones
The video was even awesome because she was in the car in the cold, and there's four of her. Wasn't that that video? It was her driving with all of herself. No, no. And Google is that video. She's driving with, like, the beanie on, and she looked in the rear view. There's, like, the yellow one of her in the back. And they're all singing the song Mr.
Eddie
Play it safe.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man was afraid to fly he packed his suitcase, Kissed his kids goodbye.
Eddie
So good. Yeah. I mean, there's more hits. I mean. I mean, dude, I didn't even realize those were all on the same album.
Bobby Bones
That's just that album.
Eddie
Crazy. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
There's also, you know, everybody says that you ought to know. It's about Uncle Joey. And she's like, I've never really said who it's about. It could be about, like, eight different dudes. He was. He was just the one that said it was about him.
Eddie
She did date him, right? Or didn't.
Bobby Bones
And she did it. But she had Ryan Reynolds. Just Canadians. I think they all just kind of get up.
Eddie
Michael J. Fox.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
All the Canadians.
Bobby Bones
Celine Dion, Justin Trudeau, Bieber. Him and Katy Perry are together. He's making out in the aisle. I can't imagine the nightmare he's going through eventually. Oh, my God. Anyway. Atlantis, huh?
Eddie
Pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
I'd like to go to that show.
Eddie
You think you'll really go?
Bobby Bones
Nah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Here's the thing about me doing. Here's the thing about me doing stuff. Not really into it.
Eddie
Sounds cool, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Whenever I drive, I get the music, and so you get the Aux, Bluetooth and up. And we've been listening to a lot of Atlantis in the car. And so I've been trying to get my wife to be like, oh, I like it. And she's just like, man, you just listen to the same sad. It's all sad. That's all. My music is sad that I just takes you back. No, it's all sad, though. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's that. It's just any music I like at all. It's all sad slow stuff. But I do listen to a lot of, like, 90s acoustic playlists. That's kind of the vibe. But we were doing. I was doing like, 90s live, and lightning Crashes came on, but live with the crowd singing. And she was like, dang, they know every word. It was like a massive song when live was big. And she was like, did they just. Her placenta falls to the floor.
Eddie
That's right.
Bobby Bones
And I was like, that's right. A placenta falls to the floor.
Eddie
The confusion, that's the jam.
Bobby Bones
Do you remember that song?
Amy
Someone had just given birth.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, but the lightning crash.
Amy
Yeah, No, I remember.
Bobby Bones
The angel loses her eyes. Yeah. Come on. That wasn't Live, by the way. That was Eddie and I doing that. Yeah.
Eddie
In case they were.
Bobby Bones
If you thought we had a clip, we did not.
Eddie
I met them.
Lunchbox
Nailed it.
Bobby Bones
You met Ed?
Eddie
Ed Cole. Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Ed can't pronounce last year.
Eddie
I can't pronounce the last.
Bobby Bones
Ed Co. I can't pronounce his last name.
Eddie
So. My cousin Leroy, you know Leroy, he met Live when they were just a small little band touring in Europe. I think my. I think my cousin was stationed in Germany, is in the Air Force, and they played, like, a bar, a pub or whatever in Germany. Hung out with them all night. They're lifelong friends. Anytime lives in town, he, like, sends a text.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Eddie
He can go backstage. Yeah. It's pretty crazy.
Bobby Bones
That's cool. The thing about music and they say, you ever notice how certain songs from your teenage years or beyond, like right beyond your teenage years, hit you harder emotionally than others? It turns out that gender and age plays a big role. Scientists have discovered something fascinating about the way we form musical memories. Men typically connect most deeply with songs around age 16. That's that jagged Little Pill album. And I gotta wonder when Counting Crows, you know, whenever August and everything after came out.
Eddie
93.
Bobby Bones
My favorite album.
Eddie
94, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So women in 19. So got men at 16. Women at 19. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Never, never, never.
Bobby Bones
Guy does not care about music at all, which is crazy. Men form the strongest musical memories around age 16. Can you look at 1996. Like top songs of 96, while women peak at 19. Men use intense music for rebellion. Women engage with songs with broader emotional and social purposes. Well, you could have social and intense, like raging at the machine.
Lunchbox
That's social.
Bobby Bones
That's all they were.
Eddie
That's all they sang about.
Bobby Bones
That's all their music was, was anti government social music.
Eddie
You know, the. The machine was the government.
Lunchbox
No, no, I get their name, but I don't know any of their. So I. I'm. I mean, I don't know what their music is.
Eddie
Yeah, it was all that protest stuff.
Bobby Bones
And they would go and protest and play shows, study finds. Let's see. Oh, yeah, for sure. Macarena 96. I'm so. I think that's why he's my friend, if I'm being honest. Like, if I look at the root of it. I love Macarena so much.
Eddie
It was huge, man.
Bobby Bones
I looked for a Mexican friend and.
Eddie
I'm the one you found.
Bobby Bones
You're the one I found.
Eddie
Just right place, right time.
Bobby Bones
Mariah Carey, One sweet day. That video was awesome. I loved that song. Them in the studio.
Eddie
Sing it.
Bobby Bones
Sorry I never told you All I wanted to say Then it goes and I know eventually will meet in heaven like so many things I lost along the way that oh, oh, oh I thought you guys trying to figure it out.
Amy
Oh, yeah, no, I got it.
Eddie
Yeah, I eventually got it.
Bobby Bones
Tony Rich Project. Nobody knows now I'm missing you Nobody knows it but me.
Eddie
Oh, I remember that one.
Bobby Bones
Dang, now that was awesome. Bone Thug, Crossroads Jam, Keith Sweat, Twisted Jam. You know that one, girl, yeah, me Twist it over here.
Amy
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Quad City DJs come all ride it Alanis. Ironic. Whitney Houston and Exhale. Shoot, shoot. That's from a movie. Brandy sitting up in my room. Tupac, how do you want to In California Love?
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
That was definitely the year. What about 96? Country Dishwallet County Blue Cars.
Eddie
That was a jam.
Bobby Bones
Tell me all your thoughts on God, cuz I'm on my way to see her. Yeah, whatever. It is. Country number one. Oh, no, this is just through the year. Rebecca Lynn. Brian White. That was like his biggest song, right?
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
Rebecca Lynn.
Eddie
I remember the Ring around the Rosie. Pocket full of rings and posies. Remember that one?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
I feel like that was.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it might be. Actually, no, I don't. I don't know. It might be Rebecca Lynn. Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Swinging. Yeah, I thought so. Swinging. Ring around the Rosie. Yeah.
Eddie
So that's his big one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Let's see. 96, Garth Brooks, the Beaches of Cheyenne.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. That's the.
Bobby Bones
Not top. Not top 20 for me on Garth songs. You?
Eddie
No, no chance. Oh, top 20.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
No, no, no, I agree.
Bobby Bones
Brooks and Dunn, My Maria, George Strait, Blue Clear Sky.
Eddie
Ah, such a good Tracy Lawrence.
Bobby Bones
Time Marches On, Ricochet, Daddy's Money. That was their big one. Might have been their only one, but that was because a good one. Oh, 96. Man, they don't make you like that anymore, do they? Let's see. A man named Logan created a solution to his iPhone addiction. This is so funny. He created a. He took his phone and he made it six pounds.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay. For what?
Amy
To make his phone heavy.
Bobby Bones
If it's a six pound phone, you can't hold it and be on it all the time.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. You get tired.
Bobby Bones
How funny is that?
Amy
And then he's like selling or he's fundraising to make it right. Or prototype.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So the guy's name is Logan Ivey. He created a solution to his iPhone addiction by making a phone too heavy to use comfortably. He. He designed and 3D printed a 6 pound stainless steel phone that cut his daily screen time in half. It's either that or he's got one huge arm. Yeah.
Eddie
It's ripped.
Bobby Bones
It's. His forearm of one is massive. The case took two months to develop and requires an Allen wrench to remove four screws, making it hard to take off quickly. That's one way to do it.
Eddie
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
That's like putting your credit card in ice. Like it's still there.
Amy
Like a block of ice.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
You have to melt it.
Bobby Bones
You just got to get to it. So I thought that was pretty funny. The safest cities in America aren't even really cities, which is why these stories are kind of stupid, because it's always like towns near cities like Yonkers, New York. Warwick, Rhode Island.
Eddie
Yonkers is safe.
Bobby Bones
Salem, Oregon. They're either small towns or of course, there's not a lot of crime because even the biggest cities, like, let's say Los Angeles, per person, their crime is actually much lower than other cities. But there's so much because there are so many people. So when they're like, there are Jenny Tendy tindy. Thousands of deaths.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Then you. I'm just gonna throw a city up. Doesn't. I don't know if it's true, but Montgomery, Alabama only has 73. But you're like, but look at the population. There's way more per the population in Montgomery, Alabama than Los Angeles. But these are like small towns. Juneau, Alaska. Never been to Alaska. Like I want to go into a town in Alaska.
Amy
Like not just it's safe, it's just.
Bobby Bones
It just takes forever to get up there. Yeah, that's far away. That's why I don't go to the Chesney or the Atlanta shows.
Eddie
Too far.
Bobby Bones
Just too. All that time spent in an airplane, it should just be home.
Eddie
I mean, they say that part of the country is really pretty, though. I'm sure they're Alaska.
Bobby Bones
Now you have your passport, you can be able to go everywhere.
Eddie
I mean, yeah, I like, we don't.
Amy
Need your passport to go to Alaska.
Bobby Bones
But you can go to real places.
Eddie
Well, like Canada though. Like people say like Banff and like Calgary. All that's really pretty. I like to do that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What is Banff? I've heard a lot of people talk. Where is it?
Amy
Oh, it's in Canada, right?
Bobby Bones
North. What? North of us? It's north and west.
Morgan
Yeah, it's like really close to Glacier national park in Montana.
Bobby Bones
Have you been?
Morgan
No, but it's on my list.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, you know you're not going to go anywhere, right?
Eddie
No, I'm going because apparently this thing only lasts for 10 years.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
But I'm going to take advantage of that.
Bobby Bones
Do you think you'll donate a kidney on the way while you're doing it?
Eddie
The kidney's gonna come later in life. I think it'll happen. But later in life.
Bobby Bones
I don't want your old kidney.
Amy
Yeah. When he dies.
Eddie
No. Although I am an organ donor.
Bobby Bones
So. Yeah. A flight from Nashville to Juneau. If you don't stop and you have to stop is eight hours and you have to stop.
Lunchbox
You have to.
Eddie
There's no direct to Juneau.
Bobby Bones
No, you're gonna have to stop in probably Chicago or like in Oregon.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. Seattle, Portland.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. If you fly with a connecting flight, it's 10 hours. That's Europe.
Eddie
But you can go straight from Nashville to Hawaii. Right? Non stop.
Bobby Bones
I have never.
Eddie
No, you had to stop in la.
Bobby Bones
Atlanta, Atlanta and la. So you go to Atlanta and I've flown Atlanta straight through. I don't know if there's a Nashville to Hawaii.
Eddie
I always see like on the flight they have like, they offer drinks and it's like, ooh, that looks good. And it's like Hawaii flight only. And it's like a coconut rum pineapple fusion.
Bobby Bones
They list the drinks that you can't get on a flight.
Eddie
Yeah, it's on there. And I'm like, that looks so good. And then you look at the bottom. It says, Hawaii flight only.
Bobby Bones
Boo. Landscapers are the fittest people.
Eddie
Of course, dude.
Amy
I was moving, lifting, digging.
Bobby Bones
I think, like, roofers would be more than that. You're lifting heavier things. I also haven't worked out in, like, a week. I've decided to have ankle surgery. What's the use?
Amy
Yeah, that's the spirit. Well, I mean, I get. Yeah, you could still do other things.
Eddie
Yeah, you can do, like, the rowing machine.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, but it's like, I gotta be off of everything anyway, so might as well use this time to just go ahead and get fat.
Eddie
No, don't get fat. You won't feel good, dude.
Amy
Don't you want your recovery, like, you recover faster when your body's working optimally?
Bobby Bones
I may die in surgery. Who knows?
Amy
Yeah, okay.
Eddie
He died in ankle surgery. It was terrible.
Amy
If he dies, we all went wrong.
Bobby Bones
We gave him all the warnings.
Amy
That's one way to go.
Eddie
The doctor's like, are you sure you want to do this?
Bobby Bones
They have to use cadaver. That of a dead person. And they told me, usually the people that they use for those are people who died during that same surgery.
Eddie
No way.
Bobby Bones
So.
Eddie
So there's only one cadaver available.
Bobby Bones
It's. No. Many, many people have died during an ankle surgery.
Eddie
So is if you're a cadaver for cartilage or whatever. Like, is that organ donor? Did you sign up for an organ donor or did. Like, how did they get that cartilage?
Bobby Bones
I would assume, wouldn't you?
Amy
Yeah, I think you have to have donated your body.
Bobby Bones
So that's a.
Eddie
That's an organ.
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Cartilage is not an organ.
Bobby Bones
No, cartilage is not an organ, but you have to.
Amy
But it's a part of the body that you like. You're saying, like, I'm donating a whole body?
Eddie
I mean, I think if you're donating body. I just said organ donor.
Bobby Bones
Your license is a whole body donor. No, I've donated. Just throw me in.
Amy
Some people do that. They'll donate their whole body.
Eddie
Private parts only.
Bobby Bones
Like, wiener only. Donate Wiener only.
Amy
You can donate your body to be studied, like, or to. Oh, I don't want that to be practiced on, you know, I don't want people seeing. And then. And then you just get cremated when they're done with you.
Bobby Bones
Can you imagine you're looking at your dead wiener like, yeah, this guy had a tough run.
Eddie
Everyone's laughing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. They're taking pictures, sending Their buddies.
Eddie
It's embarrassing.
Amy
You just wait, y', all, till you get older. When you get older about our wieners.
Eddie
What are we waiting on?
Amy
Oh, just like. Or if you are sick, like, I'm thinking about. It's a very vulnerable thing. I mean, for women, too. But I mean, when you're. I guess you could be young, too. But I'm thinking my dad specifically in the hospital, like, you're just there and everybody. I bathed him. I would go take him to the bathroom, but sometimes he couldn't get up to go to the bathroom. So I would have to get one of those little portable things that you pee in. Like a. Yeah, like a bottle. Like a little bottle thing. Yeah. And you put that in there. And then the nurses. I would get. Like, it's their job. But I. For him, like, I didn't know which was worse. Like, having the nurse do it or me. But I felt I would be like, I got it.
Bobby Bones
I got it.
Eddie
I'm sure he wanted the nurse to do it, not you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think my daughter and my dog near each other.
Amy
It's too late. I already did it. I took over. I did it. And I guess I should have let them, but I'm just like, y'.
Bobby Bones
All.
Amy
Y' all have done enough. But I just think of.
Eddie
Did you want to do it?
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
No, I didn't want to do it. My dad. And then later. Yeah, once we got used to it, I mean. Yeah, I was just bathing him. I mean, you didn't have a. Or showering him? Like, it was just way faster. He would try to do it himself, and it would just be a mess. So I'd be like, dad, just suck it up. It's fine. I was a baby once. You did this to me. I'll do it for you. And he would just, like, close his eyes and probably, like, be like, lord, just make this stop.
Bobby Bones
I picture right before my surgery, them flying in on, like, a meta jet with my ankle. Carlos in a cooler. Like, we gotta get it to him. We got one hour before it goes bad. He's down.
Amy
I know that it's like, a vital.
Bobby Bones
Hey.
Eddie
Yeah, it's probably.
Amy
I don't think they have to keep it alive. I think it is, but I don't know.
Bobby Bones
For mine, I demanded it be. I demanded they kill someone for it.
Amy
Like, do you think you're getting, like.
Bobby Bones
I wanted live cartilage?
Amy
So is it man for man, or you could you get woman cartilage?
Lunchbox
Oh, you better get man.
Eddie
I think you need man.
Lunchbox
You can't have feminine ankles.
Eddie
You don't want to be weaker.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that would suck, man. Hey, you come out weaker than you were before. Like, it's better to have a hole in the cartilage.
Amy
Could be like, hey, guys, could you.
Eddie
Ask for, like, I come out even.
Bobby Bones
More feminine because of my ankle.
Amy
You start walking, like, fellas, why are you walking? Oh, you have, like, the Barbie heel.
Bobby Bones
What were you going to say?
Eddie
Somebody could you pick like a. Like a, you know, sperm donor? You know, like, you, like, I want this kind of man.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I go in and look at, like, the book of the ankle cartilages. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He looks like a lumberjack. I'd like to have some of that.
Eddie
Olympic runner, maybe. Like.
Bobby Bones
Dang, that'd be smart. Good. Speaking of sperm.
Eddie
What? Okay, just random, dude.
Bobby Bones
Well, you said sperm bank.
Eddie
Yeah, I didn't mean to. I was just.
Bobby Bones
Well, to have a sperm story, it's like, whatever you want to talk about, I can go to whatever. So they're talking about when sperm can go bad in a guy. And I. Before my wife and I started trying to get pregnant, I wanted to have mine tested because I was like, I don't want to, like, it not work. So let's figure it out. I told you guys, they. After I did it and they tested it, they mistook me for. They were like Lebron James. Sorry, Bobby. When I was in the lobby.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Eddie
Super sperm.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they played superhero music when they called me out when I walked through. That's a bizarre thing to do, though, because everybody knows what you're doing in that room.
Eddie
Oh, I can't imagine they give you.
Bobby Bones
A little radio, though, and it's like. Yeah, it's like a little trends. It's like an old school transistor type radio with an antenna. What? And they want you to find a station and I turned it all the way up.
Eddie
You touched the radio?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Dude, you have to. No, you have to, because you need. You need there to be sound.
Eddie
I'm not touching.
Bobby Bones
You are. Trust me. There's people walking in the hallway around you.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
So you talked it at home and send it in. Did they give you that option?
Bobby Bones
No. The person at Waffle House told me.
Eddie
I needed to go in front of him. So the radio's for them, so they don't hear you.
Bobby Bones
But it's from me. So they don't hear me. Cause let me tell you.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, stop.
Amy
Well, I mean, some places may operate differently, but some will give you the option to collect it at home with your Spouse.
Eddie
How do you know?
Amy
Because we had to do that.
Bobby Bones
But those whenever we were trying to get pregnant, those are not as accurate. Because it takes days.
Amy
No, no, we took it right over.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you drove it right over. They drove it in the medevac car. Get over it while it's alive. It's on ice. Oh, so you did it in the same city and took it over. Got it. No, no. They were like, all right, this is your room. And the guy walks through, looks at the sheet, he goes, all right, here's the cop. There's the radio. When you're done putting this door, hit this button. Be sure to wash your hands before and after. And he doesn't even look you in the eyes.
Eddie
And I'm like.
Bobby Bones
I'm like, at least look me in my eyes. Look me in my eyes and make me feel special.
Eddie
He doesn't want to be associated with that at all.
Bobby Bones
Tell me you love me.
Eddie
So what's the room like? Is it like velvet?
Bobby Bones
It cannot be any more like a random bathroom. I have a buddy who had to do this once and he went to the place and they were like, just go to the public restroom right over there and do it. And he's like. And they gave him a cup.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
And they told him just to go in a stall in the public restroom. There's like, no.
Eddie
I swear to God, no.
Bobby Bones
They didn't get like a.
Amy
That's like a.
Eddie
You can get in trouble for that. What if a kid's in there?
Amy
It's like a little boy comes to.
Eddie
The bathroom, opens the wrong stall, you're done.
Amy
This is terrible. Where are y' all going anyway?
Bobby Bones
Looking at men between ages of 24 and 75, they're able to see the changes that occur over time. 2% of that from 30 somethings contain mutations. By the time it turns the person, the man turns 43. The mutation percentage is 3.5%. For 70 year old Nutbusters, the percentage went up to 7.5%.
Eddie
Is that what the story says?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but it's only 7.5% even for 70 year old men. That means it's 92.5% still good. We good at 70 years old? That's wild.
Lunchbox
That's impressive.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Okay, so your cartilage is going to get measured and then they'll match you with a donor that can give you the appropriate size.
Eddie
Would you know your size of cartilage?
Bobby Bones
Hey, all I know is my doctor winked at me and said, nice job, buddy.
Eddie
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
He said, you're Going to want your wife to shower you, bathe you with this. It's just a hole. It's a hole. I have a hole in my ankle. And so I don't know the size.
Amy
You're getting a allograft, which is a cartilage transplant from a cadaver. It's called allograft.
Bobby Bones
I have to go on and get it scoped first, which they go in, and I guess they cleaned it all up because there's, like, fragment all around it from when I tore it. And then he said, it's not just a tear. There's a big hole in it. He showed it to me in the X ray, and he goes, you have to put cadaver in you. And so he asked if I knew any donors. So I thought I'd bring it up here. Anybody?
Eddie
I'd love to donate.
Bobby Bones
Just don't feel like right now's the time.
Eddie
I think I just need to walk. Right. Because if I give you mine, I won't be able to walk.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that how that works?
Lunchbox
I think.
Eddie
So we have two ankles just on a crutch.
Bobby Bones
I do have to be on crutches again for probably week and a half, two weeks. I told my wife I just prefer a wheelchair.
Amy
That's gonna be annoying. You mean an electric one or.
Eddie
Yeah, get an electric. And then you can have the van and everything.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that'd be really cool. Get one of those ramps.
Amy
I was meaning, like, is she gonna have to wheel you, or do you just.
Bobby Bones
That's the hope.
Amy
Okay. She's pregnant.
Eddie
Oh, that's true.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But I. She said the same thing I said, though, for weighing them. This is more important than that.
Eddie
You said that? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I was like. I was like, you know, in the grand scheme, I think having ankle surgery is a little more significant than a pregnancy. Yeah. I said most people get pregnant. Not everybody gets ankle surgery.
Eddie
True.
Amy
Well, not everybody gets pregnant.
Bobby Bones
Most people. I said most people. I never said everybody. I said most people get pregnant.
Amy
I know. I was just reminding.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right. That's what's up. We're done. Everybody have a great rest of the day, and we will see you guys. Today is Wednesday. God dang. It feels like it's already Friday, but not in a good way. Friday. If it felt like if it's Friday, it'd feel good because it's Friday, but it just feels like we've already done.
Eddie
A hundred days and it's not Friday, so it's even worse.
Amy
Y' all know something I did last night?
Bobby Bones
We don't know. So tell us.
Amy
Okay. You know how you can have Nyquil?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I'm familiar.
Amy
The two different bottles. So there's orange and blue, day and night. Yeah. Okay, so. But day and night, I couldn't remember for sure which one was day. And on the bottle, it wasn't darker as night. Yeah, that I was 99.9% sure. The dark, like orange sunlight, day, blue, dark, night. But it wasn't saying non drowsy. Drowsy. It wasn't saying nighttime daytime. It wasn't. So I'm googling just to make sure before I take it, because I want to make sure to take the kind that's going to knock me out. And then when I'm on Google Images. So I just call it Nyquil. Right. All of it's Nyquil. But, you know the Dayquil one says Dayquil.
Eddie
Yeah, it's called Dayquil.
Amy
Yeah, I learned that when I Google imaged it.
Bobby Bones
I don't understand what you're even saying.
Lunchbox
What is going on?
Amy
I just thought Nyquil was the brand. It was called Nyquil Daytime.
Bobby Bones
It's made by the same people, but it's definitely Dayquil.
Lunchbox
So you literally had no idea that it said Dayquil on the bottle?
Amy
That's what I'm saying. Like, my brain kept seeing Nyquil Nyquil.
Bobby Bones
But then under it, the subheader was Dayquil.
Amy
It didn't. Like, I'm just saying, that's just good branding on their part. Like, it's how our brains trick us.
Bobby Bones
Like, what's this story about?
Eddie
Yeah, where's the funniest?
Amy
Never mind. It's not really funny. It was me being like, I'm an idiot. Oh, but I was so out of it. Yeah, I agree with it too. Like, I couldn't believe it. Like, I was like, I am an idiot. It literally says Dayquil. But I. I was looking for non drowsy daytime. Like, as. I just thought this is a bottle of Nyquil. But where's Nyquil for the day? But it's called Dayquil.
Bobby Bones
It's called Dayquil.
Amy
I know. It was not my proudest moment.
Bobby Bones
Hold on. I'm. I'm so confused. Okay, but you had two bottles.
Amy
I have two bottles of Nyquil. So to me, they're both Nyquil.
Bobby Bones
But where. Okay, but if you have two bottles of NyQuil, they are both Nyquil.
Amy
Right, but it says, like, it's like Nyquil on the Nyquil, but over on the day one, it says DayQuil. I was seeing Nyquil because it's Nyquil, but it was Dayquil. But I was looking for other little.
Bobby Bones
But did it say Nyquil on the Dayquil bottle?
Amy
No, no, just Dayquil. But I just. I was looking for.
Bobby Bones
Are you on Nyquil now? Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like, were you drinking?
Amy
Yes, I'm on Nyquil now. But this was, like. It just shows to me. I thought it was fascinating about how my brain was tricking me because, you know, never mind. This story is lost on y'. All. Somebody out there gets it.
Bobby Bones
I'm looking at the two bottles now.
Amy
They look the same.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're different colors, except for the color.
Morgan
But I.
Bobby Bones
One is lighter because of daytime, one is darker because of nighttime.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And on the bottle of the night, when it says Nyquil, and on the bottom of the day one, it says DayQuil. Okay, right.
Eddie
But I.
Amy
But I was seeing Nyquil. But I was looking for keywords, like.
Bobby Bones
But you were seeing Nyquil on a bottle of Dayquil.
Amy
I really wasn't looking at that part because I assumed it was Nyquil. I wanted to see non drowsy, even.
Bobby Bones
Though it was written in the biggest letters, Dayquil.
Amy
This is the part where I'm like, I'm an idiot.
Eddie
Oh, it's Vicks. That makes it so. It's Vicks. Nyquil. Vicks, Dayquil.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
No, no, it still says Nyquil on it.
Amy
It does, but, like, I just thought. I wasn't even paying attention to the logo because I thought they were both, you know what? Nyquil.
Bobby Bones
All good. We're praying for you. How about that?
Amy
Just say, yeah, same prayers.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's back.
Eddie
It's bad over there because it's gotten real bad.
Amy
It's gotten real bad. The fact that I spent. See how we spent five minutes on this here now. And I didn't mean to. That was me last night. So imagine when I find out it says Dayquil.
Bobby Bones
When you find out it said it the whole time. If there were no labels on it, they'd been torn off for some reason. I could at least understand which of the quills. Right?
Amy
No, but it's like some parts of me were like, no, this is obviously Nyquil, but it's Nyquil daytime. So I was looking for the fine print.
Bobby Bones
I have this pen in my hand here.
Eddie
You about to throw it?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm stabbed by myself. Stab myself in the face. So I get to get this over with. If you have to take me to the hospital, I have to hear this anymore.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
You know who drinks that green one, though? That green Nyquil is the most disgusting cough medicine.
Amy
What's that do. What's the green one? What's it say?
Eddie
Like licorice?
Amy
That's Nyquil, Morning Quill.
Eddie
And then they have red Nyquil, maybe a blue Nyquil. But that green one is like, I'm.
Amy
Not familiar, but was the flavor just different or does it do something different.
Eddie
To your body flavor?
Bobby Bones
I don't think they really take a lot of pride in the flavor of.
Eddie
Nightmare, but they should, though.
Amy
I don't want them to have more flavors than I'm confused of which one's which.
Eddie
But like, you know, like antibiotics or whatever.
Bobby Bones
Cherry flavor, it can't be that cherry.
Eddie
It doesn't taste like cherry.
Bobby Bones
There are cherries in the bottle like.
Eddie
Jolly Rancher should get involved in. Like sweeten up that cough medicine.
Bobby Bones
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Episode: WEDS PT 2: Near Death Experiences vs. Almost Dying + Bobby Stopped Doing Something That Surprised Us! + Bobby’s Awkward “Specimen” Donation Story
Host: Bobby Bones with Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan
Producer: Premiere Networks
This lively and comedic episode runs the gamut from travel banter to American habits abroad, streaming service woes, near-death vs. almost-dying debates, nostalgia about ’90s music, robot-dog firefighters, awkward medical stories, and funny family moments. The episode’s main focus is around the difference between “near-death experiences” and just “almost dying,” explored through recent studies, as well as Bobby’s personal anecdote about specimen donation. The group’s chemistry and quick wit shine throughout.
(03:19–06:38)
“The most obnoxious people are always Americans… just laughing and loudest and talking and ‘waiter!’” – Bobby Bones (05:03)
(07:00–13:16)
“They’re going to keep going up until someone has the idea to put it all in together in one package... flip through the channels.” – Bobby Bones (10:54)
(13:16–17:48)
(17:50–22:36)
“A near death experience is that part of the experience where you’re feeling something greater— not just physical.” – Bobby Bones (19:30)
“I was so conscious, the world slowed down… but I never saw a light.” – Bobby Bones (20:18)
(21:15–22:41)
“Your Rainbow Brite is not going to save you from whatever’s out there.” – Bobby Bones (22:26)
(28:30–38:07)
“Men typically connect most deeply with songs around age 16… that’s that Jagged Little Pill album…” – Bobby Bones (34:58)
(38:06–39:41)
(40:06–41:12)
“Might as well use this time to just go ahead and get fat.” – Bobby Bones (43:06)
(43:00–53:01)
"Everybody knows what you're doing in that room...they give you a little radio. Turn it up." – Bobby Bones (48:14)
(53:04–56:18)
“I just thought Nyquil was called Nyquil Daytime… it’s called Dayquil.” – Amy (53:41)
This episode is a blend of news, banter, pop culture, and real-life awkwardness. The core team’s chemistry and shared history make even everyday topics entertaining and insightful—expect laughs, quirky debates, and those “did-they-really-just-say-that?” moments.
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