WEDS PT 2: Our Office Christmas Party Drama! + Morgan Spills The Tea On Lunchbox + Listener Bryan Scares Lunchbox

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show

Episode: WEDS PT 2: Our Office Christmas Party Drama! + Morgan Spills The Tea On Lunchbox + Listener Bryan Scares Lunchbox
Date: December 17, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, and others

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the drama and hilarity that ensued at The Bobby Bones Show office Christmas party, complete with gripes about frozen chicken tenders, hijacked party games, and awkward elevator rides. The crew also discusses personal health scares (most notably, Lunchbox's ongoing medical situation), listener stories, and some trending news topics. True to form, the show blends workplace banter, personal anecdotes, and sharp-witted commentary, making for a laugh-filled, sometimes chaotic listen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Christmas Party Debrief

• The annual work Christmas party was held in their own building, on a high floor, "with a view" but less than dazzling in other respects (05:55).
• Bobby and Movie Mike skipped the event; Bobby cites his pregnant wife and concerns like potential baby hiccups as excuses (05:03).
• Gift bags included: homemade cookies, a lottery ticket, and miscellaneous small items like a shot glass or a Cape Cod coaster (06:22, 16:28).
• No big giveaways ("there used to be TVs" - Bobby), just basic food, drinks, and light games (06:14).

Notable moments:

• Lunchbox loudly dominated conversation with stories about his swollen testicle, making others uncomfortable (06:30, 13:23).
• Food complaints: Lunchbox was particularly vocal about the "frozen chicken tenders" and "soggy sandwiches," which he claims are a running joke at these parties (07:27-08:09).
• "You could have put them in your drink to cool down your drink!" - Lunchbox, exaggerating the temperature of the tenders (08:01).
• Critiques carried over to the bar: the tequila ("Pepe Lopez" - "a plastic bottle from college") also got roasted (08:56-09:19).
• Bosses and high-level staff were present, which most agreed made it beneficial to "make an appearance" (09:26).

Elevator Drama:

• Multiple staffers couldn’t access the correct floor, had to "wait on a resident" to let them up; made them feel like they were "robbing packages" (12:07-13:14).
• Awkwardness levels were high, especially when Show members purposely joked and made noise in the elevator full of actual residents (13:23-14:07).

Party Stories:

• Ray: Arrived and left super-quick, stayed for only 7 minutes; Eddie hung out till late for group photos (11:19).
• Amy: Embarrassed by Lunchbox's testicle talk; also describes Scuba Steve and Ray making the elevator rides intentionally uncomfortable (13:23).
• Eddie: Played bartender, joked about how the show group didn’t socialize much outside their circle (18:23-18:46).
• Gift Bag Shenanigans: Lunchbox cherry-picked items from other bags, then whined about receiving a Cape Cod coaster—"like someone raided their junk drawer" (16:07-16:59).

Desserts & Gifts:

• Morgan made dairy-free dessert treats, which Bobby—normally skeptical—enjoyed (15:08-15:41).
• Lunchbox and Eddie whined about not getting "the good stuff" compared to Amy, who gets personalized gifts from Morgan (59:12-59:29).

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2. Morgan Spills the Tea On Lunchbox (41:40)

• Morgan recounts how Lunchbox schemed to interrupt a sales meeting to score free catering for his "Sore Losers convention" event. Amy and Ray had to talk him out of barging in uninvited.
• "Can I go interrupt that meeting? I really need an advertiser." - Lunchbox, relayed by Amy (41:43).
• Ray: "No, absolutely not." (43:11)

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3. Lunchbox's Health Saga: Listener Bryan Scares Him (47:55–54:44)

• A listener, Bryan from Oregon, shares a cautionary medical tale: Swollen testicle led to a cancer diagnosis, with a quick home pregnancy test being the first clue (48:00-48:53).
  • “The first test he gave me was a pregnancy test … I was diagnosed pregnant, which meant testicular cancer.” – Listener Bryan (48:14-48:53)
• The team debates whether Lunchbox should “pee on a stick” on air, with Bobby and Amy pushing for transparency but ultimately deciding this might be too heavy for the show (49:02-50:54).
• Lunchbox admits being nervous—“I'm a little nervous. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you gotta be.” (64:21).
• The crew pleads with Lunchbox to be honest with his doctors and take his symptoms seriously.

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4. Show Culture, Gifts, and Food Drama

• Ongoing conflict about Morgan’s habit of giving different quality/quantity of food gifts to different people, which triggers Lunchbox and, to a lesser extent, Eddie (59:12–61:12).
• Amy and Bobby point out that Morgan and Amy exchange gifts privately every year; Lunchbox refuses to grasp this logic (59:41).
  • “I think she finally figured out that she was sending them to the wrong address.” – Amy, about Morgan’s earlier package delivery issues (40:56).
• Lunchbox is upset that he doesn’t get the same special treatment, while Eddie admits, “I didn’t really care…except it was a little odd” (61:12).

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5. Trending News & Off-Beat Topics

• Candace Owens and Erica Kirk: The show discusses their much-publicized four-and-a-half-hour meeting and speculates about the tone shift in Candace Owens’ demeanor. Bobby notes, “She looked like she was almost being held hostage” (22:47).
• Bread Sabotage: A woman was arrested for putting razor blades in loaves of bread at Walmart in Mississippi (28:31).
• Lost Cat Scam: A Nashville family was scammed out of $2,160 after posting lost cat signs, highlighting clever con tactics (30:43).
• Word of the Year: Merriam Webster selects “slop”—now meaning AI-generated digital junk content (34:34).
• Flying Cars: Alif Aeronautics unveils a "true flying car" with 3,500 preorders, $300K price tag (38:05).
• Other Oddities: The “best airplane seat to avoid getting sick” (window, away from restroom), a body found in a Dollar Tree freezer (38:05), and the team’s struggle with TikTok ads.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Every year we show up and they say they're gonna have food and the chicken tenders are frozen.” — Lunchbox (07:27)
• “That's a whole bed. That's not even a nap. That's a full sleep.” — Bobby Bones, on the four-hour bathroom break scandal (03:32)
• “Eddie, you literally stood behind the bar with Scuba. I was serving drinks. That's all you told me.” — Lunchbox (18:53)
• "Why are you looking in other bags?" — Bobby to Lunchbox, as the latter cherry-picks through party gift bags (16:14).
• "[Morgan] made everybody treats...those chocolate things...were awesome." — Bobby (15:27)
• “Is it every year?” — Eddie, as Lunchbox insists the frozen food is a perennial party issue (08:30)
• “You should go to the emergency room today.” — Bobby, to a clearly anxious Lunchbox (51:40)
• “Every time he lies, his nut gets a little more swollen.” — Bobby (53:34)
• “We just happy you had free…that she took the time to make free desserts.” — Bobby (58:29)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:06: Start of main content, bizarre firing for endless bathroom breaks
• 05:55: First Christmas party discussion
• 07:27–08:09: Chicken tenders, sandwiches, and food critique
• 08:54–09:19: Pepe Lopez tequila story
• 11:19: First-hand party stories: Ray, Eddie, and more
• 12:07–14:07: Elevator access misadventures and awkwardness
• 15:08–15:41: Dairy-free dessert praise
• 16:07–16:59: Gift bag drama with Lunchbox
• 18:23–18:46: Eddie laments their group’s lack of mingling
• 41:40–44:02: Morgan spills the tea on Lunchbox storming meetings for sponsors
• 47:55–54:44: Listener Bryan's cancer warning; Lunchbox's nerves on air
• 59:12–61:12: More gift/food drama; dissecting Morgan's choices
• 61:06–64:44: Lunchbox’s health anxiety, content fishing, and crew's emotional responses

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

As always, the tone is energetic, irreverent, and packed with honest if at times petty, workplace relationships. Lunchbox exemplifies mischievous, sometimes self-sabotaging behavior; Bobby brings sharp wit and keeps the show on track with a touch of empathy; Amy offers balanced, thoughtful responses; Eddie is the go-along guy but enjoys stirring the pot.

Listeners will laugh at the office party mishaps, relate to the gift-giving drama, and perhaps leave thinking twice about (a) minor workplace gripes, (b) what’s in their bread, and (c) the importance of not ignoring personal health issues.

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Transcript

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[Lunchbox]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

This is the Bobby bone.

[Bobby Bones]

They ended up firing this guy because he was taking bathroom breaks every day that were like an hour h. Like, did he have.

[Amy]

Does he have stomach issues?

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't really say. He did take one break. It was four hours.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, four hours.

[Amy]

Excessive.

[Bobby Bones]

You might as well put up a tent.

[Eddie]

But he was in the bathroom. Like, they knew he was in the.

[Bobby Bones]

Bathroom because they looked at the footage, like the cctv.

[Amy]

Was he going in there to take a nap?

[Bobby Bones]

Four hours. That's a whole bed. That's not even a nap. That's a full sleep. But, yeah, a guy was fired after his company caught him taking extremely long bathroom breaks, one of them lasting four hours. Records show he took all these bathroom breaks that stretched beyond normal. What's normal?

[Eddie]

10 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

What's normal?

[Amy]

I mean, I'm in and out in 30 seconds, so I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Different. Different for girls.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

We take pride in our bathroom.

[Amy]

For you guys. Three minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, can't even untie my shoes in three minutes.

[Eddie]

The average, I think, would be five. That would be the average, I guess.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're averaging with p. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because that brings it down.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The court sided with the employer because he sued, but ordered the company to pay him a smaller amount of $45,000 because they failed to give him proper notice before firing him. But, yeah, they went and watched the surveillance footage of his long absences getting.

[Amy]

His work done in dtv.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't say, I don't think you can unless you're going with a laptop.

[Eddie]

Which is probably frowned upon.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife gets grossed out if I do that at home. If I go on with a laptop, she knows I'll be in there for a while, she thinks. But then that thing just sits in the kitchen, and it's been in the air. In the air where?

[Amy]

That's Guys. Also, it's not good to sit there for that long. It's just not good.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you. I get it. It's also not good to binge watch seven episodes at a time.

[Eddie]

You mean for, like, our body?

[Lunchbox]

It's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Yeah, I do. I do a lot of stuff. Not good for me.

[Amy]

Okay, well, this is just one of those things. If it's one area you could work on.

[Bobby Bones]

How was the Christmas party last night?

[Amy]

It was good. It was really good.

[Bobby Bones]

So everybody went except me and movie Mike.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we were all there.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a pregnant wife. Do you know how often I use that? And she has nothing to do with.

[Eddie]

It, but it works. No one's gonna question.

[Amy]

Yeah, but spouse, it wasn't. It was no plus ones.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's true.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But I needed to be there just in case.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

No, I get that.

[Bobby Bones]

I Think the baby had hiccups last night.

[Eddie]

You feel that?

[Bobby Bones]

Does that happen? That's what she said. She goes, I think the baby has hiccups. Does that happen in there?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I don't remember that. But I meant. I mean, yeah. Why wouldn't it happen?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know if a baby can have hiccups in there, but that's why I knew the baby was possibly gonna get hiccups, so I didn't go, so I apologize. The party was at somebody's house.

[Amy]

It was upstairs in the building in the residential. You had to come to work to.

[Bobby Bones]

Go to a party.

[Amy]

We got to go high up, like, to the top floor.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll be. We got to go in an elevator.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's some pretty views. I'm kidding.

[Eddie]

It was really nice.

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, there's Christmas trees set up, wreath.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the. What was the hook of the party like? Why. Why. Why did you go?

[Amy]

We. Well, we go every year.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but, like, what's there? That's cool.

[Amy]

You get a gift bag.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, drinks.

[Amy]

You get a gift bag? Yeah. There's drinks, there's food. There's no plus one conversation.

[Bobby Bones]

No. What was in the gift bag?

[Amy]

There wasn't like a. You mean if there's, like, a game or anything? There was a game.

[Bobby Bones]

There used to be, like, we used to have big parties where they give away TVs and stuff. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

No giveaways, no dancing. You do get a gift bag, though.

[Bobby Bones]

What was in the gift bag?

[Amy]

Homemade cookies, A lottery ticket.

[Eddie]

I got, like, a shot glass.

[Amy]

A glass.

[Bobby Bones]

Highlight of the party.

[Amy]

I mean, just seeing everybody. But Lunchbox just definitely dominated conversation with his.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you say hijacked?

[Amy]

No. You know, he's just loud. And I will say people were asking him about it, but as much as he went on and on, like, it just was. It was like, a lot. And we're all sitting there, like, eating and drinking, and he was just like, oh, so swollen. And here.

[Lunchbox]

And then.

[Amy]

And then you're just picturing his testicle. And then at one point, I thought he was going to go back behind the bar and just show Scuba Steve party trick.

[Eddie]

That would have been fun.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because I was like, yeah, let's just scuba. Just examine it and let us know, like, because I guess I. Now I'm curious, too. We've heard so much about it. I don't want to look, but it's.

[Bobby Bones]

Hyped up, this testicle.

[Amy]

We need to know how severe it is, because January 12th is too far Away for an appointment.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. Your favorite part of the party last night, leaving. It wasn't good.

[Lunchbox]

No. I don't understand. I feel like we're on a hidden camera show or something. Because every year we show up and they say they're gonna have food and the chicken tenders are frozen. Every year, like, why are we getting frozen food?

[Eddie]

That. Sandwiches too?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That looked like they'd been sitting on the shelf for about six months. They were all soggy, the bread soggy. It was like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

Were that. Were the chicken tenders ice cold?

[Bobby Bones]

Frozen?

[Eddie]

They were cold. They weren't frozen. They were out. They were out. So of course they were going to get.

[Bobby Bones]

So the temperature got them.

[Eddie]

Yes, they were room temperature.

[Lunchbox]

They were not room temperature. You could have put them in your drink to cool down your drink.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a lie.

[Amy]

Such an exaggeration as ice.

[Bobby Bones]

Chicken tender ice.

[Lunchbox]

That's exactly what it was.

[Bobby Bones]

Like.

[Eddie]

They pulled them out of the box and just put them on the tray.

[Lunchbox]

It's just like, you didn't have fun. No, I didn't really understand. I thought, okay, we moved it from someone's house to here. So we're closer to restaurants where we are in an industry where we have clients that are restaurants. We could ask them, hey, would you provide some food for us? Instead we go and get frozen chicken tenders, like, and it's every year, guys. Is it every year?

[Eddie]

We had chicken tenders last year.

[Lunchbox]

Were they frozen last year? I don't remember. Yes. Don't. Don't play. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

The party.

[Lunchbox]

At the party, you were making fun of the chicken tenders, too. Now we have the micro.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that true?

[Eddie]

No, I don't think I ever scuba.

[Lunchbox]

Was it true? Yes. I commented on the chicken tender everything. Everybody did. Also the Pepe Lopez tequila. I'm saying. And we get on the microphone, it's like, oh, it was good.

[Eddie]

There was a bottle of tequila that was sus.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It's like, why Bottom of the barrel.

[Eddie]

So like in college, you know, like, you're throwing a party at the apartment or whatever, and you send one of your roommates, like, hey, will you. Here's 20 bucks, go get a bottle of tequila. And they come back with this plastic bottle that says, like, Pepe Lopez on it. I'm like, never heard of this in my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Wasn't he in, say, by the bill? Oh, that's Mario Lopez. My bad.

[Eddie]

No. And so, like, they had a Pepe Lopez tequila at the.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a real brand.

[Eddie]

I'd never Heard of it.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it just seems.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you have rather not gone looking back?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I. I go because the bosses are there, so you got to make an appearance, got to say, what up? How you doing? Woo. Merry Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Were the bosses there?

[Eddie]

Yep, they were there.

[Amy]

I mean, you know, it's. It's the. It's our premiere party, so it's that staff, those high ups.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, it was just. I mean, I didn't really understand it.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, Pepe Lopez, a bottle is $11.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. How.

[Bobby Bones]

How. How is that. Is that expensive?

[Eddie]

Is that.

[Amy]

So there maybe was that one bottle, but there was also a variety. There was tons of alcohol, and they had white claw. I'm sure for.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, but I'm just saying, it just. It literally is. I think maybe it's a running joke that we're getting the frozen chicken tenders every year.

[Eddie]

They're not frozen.

[Bobby Bones]

And then they just watch a hidden camera.

[Lunchbox]

Because no one touches them.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll talk more about this on the podcast. You guys go search for the Bobby Bone show. We'll do this on the podcast. We'll probably go live, too, in a little bit up on YouTube at Bobby Boneshow. I mean, we're live now, but we go live for a long time.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go. Get your Bobby Bones on Bobby Bones, y'.

[Amy]

All.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there anything else from the work Christmas party that we weren't able to talk about?

[Eddie]

Oh, Abby got a toast.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Congratulations to Abby engaged her engagement.

[Lunchbox]

Who.

[Bobby Bones]

Who brought the toast up? Like, who's the one that said, let's host Abby?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, well, our president was. She was starting the speech like, Abby got engaged. And she goes, yeah, we want to say congrats to Abby. So I don't know if she was really going to do it for Abby, but we.

[Eddie]

I think she was going to do it. And then. And then while she was doing Abby, we were like, amy's got a boyfriend. If you want. Amy's got a boyfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, they toasted.

[Eddie]

Morgan's got a boyfriend.

[Amy]

Really? They were just yelling out all kinds of things.

[Lunchbox]

Like, they were like, morgan's boyfriend moved in. And we cheers to that.

[Bobby Bones]

Something's never changed.

[Lunchbox]

That was funny.

[Eddie]

And then Morgan kept saying, guys, quiet.

[Lunchbox]

Don't do that. Stop.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then let's do this, because I don't want to miss anything. So all you guys went. Give me one story from the party. Scuba Steve, Christmas party last night. Give me a story. What do you remember about it?

[Eddie]

Ray was there in about Seven minutes. And then he was in and out, gone real quick. And then I stayed until about. I think I was the last person there till almost close to 9pm last night.

[Bobby Bones]

You never went home then yesterday?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I was here all day. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I started with you, and then I stayed for the afternoon with some meetings.

[Lunchbox]

And I did the afternoon show and then went upstairs to the party. You stayed till nine? Yeah, man.

[Eddie]

Why. Why not go home? I was about to leave, and then our president, a couple execs, were like, hey, let's take a photo by the Christmas tree. We're the last ones here. All right.

[Lunchbox]

And I kind of felt like, oh, man, I probably should stay. So I just stayed. But I was having a good time, though. I enjoy talking to people that most of these people flew in from out of town, and I mostly deal with them on email. So it was cool to see them.

[Eddie]

In person because I see them once a year.

[Lunchbox]

So for me, I was having a.

[Eddie]

Pretty good time with the conversation and just kind of hanging out. So that's cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I enjoyed it.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, give me a story. Yeah, mine wasn't even in the party. It was getting to the party. I had said to Scuba beforehand, I said, hey, this is going to be an issue. We don't have access to those elevators, and the party's on the 26th floor. Just FYI. I go to the gym every morning, and constantly I'm locked in between doors because our fob doesn't open, the fob to the other lobby to the residences. So I told Scuba that he started running up the flagpole, sends us one text that says, hey, guys, meet at a salesperson's desk at 5pm and that's how we'll get into the party. And then he sends another text, and it says, hey, guys, meet at the front lobby. And we'll all go up with one of the sales people. He's gonna have a fob that'll get us into the elevator. So we show up there in the lobby, and there is not one person there to greet us. It is me and Scuba. And I believe somebody else tagged along at that time.

[Lunchbox]

Pitts.

[Bobby Bones]

And we're just standing there. So we go in the elevator, no access to the 26th floor. We go try and find the guy at the lobby. He's nowhere to be found. And then we're told, you just hit number 26 and it'll work. That doesn't work. So we had to wait on a resident to come and push the number. And then we were able to get upstairs did you tell him why or would you just play cool? I mean, it looked like we were probably robbing packages or something. Stealing cats.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

So what I suspected was going to happen is we didn't have access to the 26th floor. Ended up happening. But we did get up after 10, 15 minutes. Amy, you any story?

[Amy]

Well, I mean, I already mentioned Lunchbox being loud about his left testicle, but speaking of the elevator, I was on it with them and they're. It was Scuba and Ray mostly, like on an elevator because residents were getting on and it wasn't just us and they're so loud and they, they're making jokes and laughing. But like the residents were like annoying. They're like, who are these and what are they doing? And it was just. I was just like standing in the corner almost like, I'm not with these people. Just they're embarrassing. They like.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys weren't drunk, were you?

[Amy]

No. This is the beginning of the night.

[Bobby Bones]

We had 26 floors and it was.

[Lunchbox]

Stopping, I swear, at every floor.

[Eddie]

And it was annoying pushing all the buttons. But Ray and I enjoy awkwardness and so it was kind of that. It was just that.

[Amy]

So y' all were purposely being awkward in front of the residents.

[Lunchbox]

It was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ah, man. I pretty much told you about the frozen chicken that we.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard. Yeah, yeah. Ice strips.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And then it was just weird. Like the desserts, like someone at home had to make them because we couldn't get desserts.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean you couldn't get desserts?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Like one of the people that work in the building had to make. Stay up all night making desserts. So we'd have desserts at the party.

[Bobby Bones]

That's nice.

[Lunchbox]

Very nice. But it just feels weird. Like it's like, man, that's not your job. And they're making you make desserts for the.

[Bobby Bones]

They're probably not making them. They probably.

[Lunchbox]

Well, they're like, hey, we're not gonna have desserts if you don't make them. If you don't make them. We're not gonn desserts. It's like weird. But the desserts were good. Yeah, I left there really hungry. I had to stop and get dinner on the way home.

[Eddie]

Because of the frozen chicken strips.

[Lunchbox]

Cuz the frozen chicken strips, you didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Take any home and heat them up yourself?

[Lunchbox]

No, I was just like, I'm. No, they didn't have to go boxes.

[Bobby Bones]

They did.

[Lunchbox]

No, they had plates. Put it on.

[Eddie]

No, they had Tupperware, which I took.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're Saying he's not always extremely accurate.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't tell me that. Tupperware.

[Bobby Bones]

Speaking of dessert, so Morgan had made these. Well, she made everybody treats, but she gave me a box and it was all dairy free. And it's hard to have a dairy free dessert. For me, they're just not as good. Morgan did a good job with them.

[Amy]

You liked it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Even the chocolate, I can't have a lot of chocolate and I hate dark chocolate. Dark chocolate to me is disgusting. So there was no dark chocolate. But those chocolate things that you made.

[Amy]

Yeah, the little melted chocolate, they were awesome. They had homemade chia seed jam in them and marshmallows.

[Eddie]

Homemade what?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they were so good.

[Amy]

Chia seed jam.

[Eddie]

Chia seed.

[Bobby Bones]

So a big shout out to you for making a dairy free dessert that I wouldn't have known they were dairy free.

[Amy]

That makes me happy. I've been trying to perfect my baking when it comes to, like gluten free, dairy free stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

You have a story from the party?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, I do. So we talked about the gift bags earlier and there was a whole bunch kind of like sitting over on the side. And our boss was like, hey, make sure you grab one before you leave. I look over and lunchbox has one in his left hand and in his right hand he's taking things out of the other gift bags and putting them in. So I don't know who didn't get one.

[Bobby Bones]

Stealing from gift bags?

[Lunchbox]

No, because I just looked in other bags and they had three items in it and the bag.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you looking in other bags?

[Lunchbox]

Was it they said, look in the bags and see what you want. Pick one.

[Eddie]

I never said that.

[Lunchbox]

Grab a bag on your way out. I saw this.

[Bobby Bones]

They didn't say, look in all the bags and pick through what you want?

[Lunchbox]

No, it wasn't a cherry picking situation. And I look and I see that the bag, one bag has two items, just the baked goods in a lottery ticket and all. And some of the other bags have three items, one of them wrapped in tissue paper. I'm like, well, why doesn't my bag have something wrapped in tissue paper? So I just reach in a bag and grabbed one of the wrapped tissue paper. Turns out it was someone's junk from their house. It was like, it was a. It was a coaster that said Cape Cod. Like, what? Like, what does that have to do with anything? Like, it was like someone like went to one of those.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have the expectation that you deserved a party because you're angry about everything when nobody had to do Anything.

[Lunchbox]

Well, if we're gonna throw a party, at least throw one that seems like we put some effort into.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with Cape Cod?

[Lunchbox]

Well, it just seemed random. Like, we have nothing to do with it.

[Bobby Bones]

I never been to Cape Cod.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I don't even understand. Like, it just seems weird.

[Bobby Bones]

I never knew a cape. I don't think any.

[Lunchbox]

Like, am I crazy for thinking that someone just went in their junk drawer and had a bunch of stuff from Cape Cod and threw it in bags?

[Eddie]

I didn't think twice about it. Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Something that you were owed. So everything is bonus. And you're getting angry about bonus. Even the chicken strips.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. When they tell you they're going to be food and it's, like, ice cold.

[Eddie]

You're even mad that somebody made desserts for us.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought at their house he wanted specially bought.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. The food, the desserts were good. I just felt bad for the person that had to make the desserts. Like, stayed up all night making desserts so we could have desserts.

[Bobby Bones]

Some people want to do that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So who are you mad at?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I just feel like we could do better.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's we? You didn't do anything.

[Lunchbox]

Our company.

[Bobby Bones]

You have a mouse. You have a mouse in your pocket. Because we didn't do anything.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I feel like they. They feel obligated to throw us a party, right? But then they don't really throw us a party. It's kind of like. I don't really get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounded like a party to me. There was alcohol.

[Eddie]

There was plenty food. Lots of food.

[Amy]

Decorations, gift bags, music, people.

[Bobby Bones]

Sound like a party to me.

[Eddie]

Everyone's dressed up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Eddie, your story.

[Eddie]

I just don't know why our show is so antisocial.

[Bobby Bones]

The show is.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't go. So you're talking about me. I get you.

[Eddie]

Not you. You're not people that were there.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay?

[Eddie]

Like, there was the room of all people, right? People from all over the company, and they're broken in little groups. Everybody's talking, but our group is together the whole night. Lunchbox. Amy Morgan.

[Amy]

Hey. I talked to other people.

[Lunchbox]

Behind the junior high dance.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, array.

[Eddie]

Like, just kind of like looking around. Like, guys, mingle. We know everyone around there.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, you literally stood behind the bar with Scuba Tim Pits. I was serving drinks. That's all you told me.

[Amy]

I have another funny story of Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay?

[Amy]

He took the champagne bottle and pretended to be a server. Like, actually, like, he was working the room. To be honest, I thought it was a little weird. It was kind of flirty.

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Because he went to live in women? He only went to the women. He didn't go to the guys.

[Eddie]

No, guys were drinking champagne.

[Bobby Bones]

He didn't go to dudes and be like, do you want any?

[Amy]

I was like, this is a little. Eddie's being weird. This is weird.

[Eddie]

Only the girls work in the room.

[Amy]

Also, Eddie, if we also. Everybody talked to other people. I don't know what he's talking about.

[Lunchbox]

You were the only one that stood behind the bar.

[Amy]

Tell you things like that are going like, oh, did you know what just happened at Robin's house?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

Her neighbor's townhouse flooded and now she has to deal with that.

[Eddie]

And thank goodness Robin was sitting by herself over there for the whole party.

[Amy]

That's when she was doing something on her phone. I talked to her for a long time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I sat at the table with rob for like 20 minutes.

[Amy]

Yeah. She's looking for a park to go walk in, so I gave her a good one because where she lives, it's not walkable. Morgan and I had a whole conversation about this. Like, I don't want to tell. I guess I shouldn't tell everybody's stories.

[Bobby Bones]

But, like, I'm glad you guys had a good time.

[Eddie]

And then we took like a hundred pictures by a tree. I haven't seen a picture.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, where are the pictures?

[Eddie]

Where are the pictures?

[Bobby Bones]

Who took them? Professional camera.

[Amy]

They're on my phone. I posted one today when we were talking about it on the.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, why didn't you go? No judgment. Cuz I didn't go either. I have too much social anxiety for that.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, it was perfect, dude. There was a circle there where you could have just talked to Lunchbox and Amy and everyone.

[Bobby Bones]

See, I would have just been hanging with all them. Like, I could have done this earlier. Well, Merry Christmas, everybody.

[Eddie]

I like the party, dude. It's good.

[Bobby Bones]

You weren't. I loved by the frozen chicken strips.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's so full of crap.

[Eddie]

I don't even ate one.

[Lunchbox]

Did he make fun of them at the party?

[Eddie]

I didn't make fun of the chicken strips.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

That's not accurate.

[Lunchbox]

It's like the mic comes on and Eddie is scared to say that he made fun of the chicken strips.

[Amy]

Can I say what is so clutch at any party if you're hosting something for Christmas or New Year's, something you need to have as part of your spread and everyone will love it, is a cream, a goat cheese or cream Cheese log. Log. Either cheese will work. And then you put like a pepper jelly on top.

[Lunchbox]

That was really good.

[Amy]

So easy.

[Bobby Bones]

So easy.

[Amy]

You just throw the cheese down, put the pepper jelly on top and throw it with some crackers and everyone is going to love it. It's the perfect combo. They had that there. They had that there. It was great.

[Lunchbox]

That was really good.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, well, there's a compliment there.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go around the room. Everybody have their stuff? Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

So yesterday we talked a little bit about Erica Kirk and Candace Owen.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I saw Candace last night.

[Amy]

And the update is, which I was shocked when I saw this. They met for four hours. Four and a half hours, which is crazy. And apparently it was productive.

[Bobby Bones]

Candace was weird on her show. It was like they threatened to kill her or something. She was weird. I've watched enough of her talking about stuff, her entire temperament after the meeting.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. So, yeah, who knows what happened in that four and a half hours. But they just did tweet. No, I just read their tweets and Candace said they shared intel and clarified intent.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like she was threatened. She was not the same. It was a different Candace Owens.

[Eddie]

So she did a podcast after.

[Bobby Bones]

After the show. Yeah, she was on.

[Amy]

So you think for four. Somewhere in that four and a half hours, they slid in a. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. But that's not the same person.

[Amy]

Okay, I'll have to go watch because I don't know that I see her enough to know her actual demeanor, but I can compare.

[Bobby Bones]

I got really invested in the McCrone's wife's a dude story. And so then I started to get a lot of clips and I watched them of the person that killed Charlie Kirk. Didn't really kill Charlie Kirk. There are other agencies and people that. And so I've now watched enough of her that you can tell when someone is acting different. Just sums up.

[Eddie]

Okay, could she have gotten understanding after the meeting and been like, okay, it.

[Bobby Bones]

Was an understanding face.

[Amy]

She said there was. They clarified intent.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Like, I'm gonna kill you if you don't go and stop saying this crap or threaten. I don't. I don't know that that's the case, but it was weird. Yeah, there's understanding, but she looked like she was almost being held hostage.

[Amy]

Really? Okay, I have to go watch the video because. Yeah, I just saw the tweets and Erica's tweet was pretty short. Like, just met with Candace Owen. Can' Wait to share more. Gotta get Back to work. You know, like, that was. I'm paraphrasing, but that's basically what she's saying. And I'm like, again, this whole, like, your husband died, you don't have to get back to work. And then Candace, she was on Summer House. She was.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Erica.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. She dated some dude on Summer House.

[Amy]

She dated him or she was on Summer House.

[Bobby Bones]

She was on a date with some dude on Summer House.

[Amy]

Oh, she. She appeared on.

[Bobby Bones]

She was with, like, a friend. You may look up specifically, but those have started to pop up in my feedback where she was on Summer House.

[Lunchbox]

Well, and then Candice, just recently or before this move?

[Amy]

Not recently, because Amy, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Charlie Kirk's widow, Erica, appeared in Bravo Summer House Season 3. Erica can be seen on the show, which aired, being set up with a housemate. Jordan Veroit Red. You watched the show? Yeah, I was just telling Scuba. I mean, that's a glorified extra. She was in it for like 2/10 of a second. Well, I saw the clip. Like, she's talk. She's in it. And I mean, they throw parties at the house and 200 people are out there. And if you live in Nantucket, you live in. In the Hamptons, you're pro and you're cool. You're probably going to be at one of those parties. Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird.

[Amy]

Okay. So definitely not. Yeah, it was from a long.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it wasn't from yesterday or anything time ago. Do you see Karen Reed's lawyer as the lawyer for the dude that killed his parents?

[Eddie]

Yes, because I noticed the name Alan Jackson. Saw a video of him. They're like, alan Jackson. I'm like, I know that dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

He's representing the Sun.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He's represented a lot of really higher profiles. Yeah. But also, like, violent.

[Eddie]

He's a defense.

[Bobby Bones]

He for sure is. Yeah. Alan Jackson, he had Kevin Spacey. He was part of the defense team for Karen Reed. Nick Reiner, Harvey Weinstein, he represented the disgraced movie producer. He began his career as prosecutor, later moved to private practice. But, yeah, he's. And they were talking about how much money he would be making from this because he had got hired quickly. That's like millions of dollars. And they don't know how the Reiner kid is paying. He probably has a trust with his own money from his parents. He's probably paying from that. But there's a lot of speculation there.

[Eddie]

He didn't make a movie. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

He made a movie with his dad.

[Amy]

With his dad?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. About addiction.

[Amy]

All right, Whale. Okay, now I need to go watch. Candace's demeanor is weird.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you can tell something's going on with somebody and they're not even saying it, but you can just tell like by. They're a little. You just watch it. Lunchbox your story.

[Lunchbox]

Sharon Osborne was on Piers Morgan uncensored and she I guess revealed that her and Ozzy had had a suicide pact. Like when one dies, the other one's gonna go get assisted suicide. And the reason she was not able to go through it is she, her kids. Like she was in a. I guess she checked into a mental institution at some point or a mental wellness retreat and saw some kids that had deal dealing with losing their parents. And she was like, so I couldn't do it. So I couldn't go through with it.

[Eddie]

They were going to do it though.

[Lunchbox]

Well, she was gonna do it. Now that Ozzy was dead, she was supposed to go and because she was like, I've already lived, I've done everything I want to do, but because of my kids, I couldn't. I couldn't go through it.

[Bobby Bones]

You see the woman, I think she was a reporter down Alabama. I think her husband murdered her and then killed himself. Left a three year old?

[Amy]

Yes. Are we sure three year old was unharmed?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I just assumed.

[Lunchbox]

I assume it's the husband because they're doing all these glory glorifying articles about her. Like, oh, she did this, she was this, she was this. And they don't mention the husband, so I assume the husband did it. But they have not mentioned anything about the husband being the one that did it.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm like, yeah, it was a dude sports reporter.

[Amy]

That's so interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Husband dead and suspected murder suicide with son 3 found safe nearby.

[Amy]

I thought, I have no idea why I thought. I didn't. I have no reason to believe why I thought it was her. But it's like when I read the article, I was like, oh no, she did it. But that's because there was a picture of her.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that because you're the woman and you're like, I know how crazy women are. Cause that's what we do with dudes. We know how crazy dudes are.

[Lunchbox]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we're like, it's gotta be a dude. Cause we're dudes and dudes are nuts.

[Amy]

And I've watched a lot of snapped.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I never saw who it was either. I just assumed it was a dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. Like it never says like the guy or the girl is suspected of shooting they just talk about how she was a reporter, everybody loved her, and there's no mention of him.

[Bobby Bones]

There's Another reporter in St. Louis who is on the finale of Survivor. Speaking of reporters.

[Eddie]

Like a news reporter?

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. Like a former reporter that left to go do Survivor.

[Eddie]

She's Savannah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know her?

[Eddie]

I don't know her personally, but I've seen her on the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Savannah Louie, St. Louis TV anchor and reporter, has advanced to the final episode of Survivor, outlasting 13 other contestants for a chance at a $1 million prize. Good for her. The season finale airs 7pm on Wednesday, and Louis will face four remaining competitors in the final challenge of the show's 49th season. She. Yeah, Just goes through her history. I hope she wins. Well, I don't know who the other people are, but good luck to her. Anybody watch Survivor? Currently, no. Do you know who she is?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she's hot.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no picture over here.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Yep. I'm a. I'm a week behind, so I didn't know who made the final, so that's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That spoil that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

There's five people though.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but I'm in the final seven.

[Eddie]

That was a spoiler for me too.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's in the news.

[Lunchbox]

I ignore the news because I watch.

[Eddie]

It, delayed because I'm just too busy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, if it's a headline in the news. We read headlines here. All right, Morgan.

[Amy]

So there was two Walmarts in Mississippi and they were finding razor blades in bread loafs.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Amy]

And there was like several reported customers bought them, got home, they found them in there. Well, apparently it came back that there's a 33 year old woman who went and did this on purpose.

[Bobby Bones]

Was she opening and taking the twisty and then putting them inside the bread?

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, I guess my thing is. Yeah, that awful arrester. Terrible. I don't think I'm gonna eat bread without looking at it.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, how do you hide a razor blade in bread?

[Eddie]

I mean, you can put it in the bread.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you tell me how you would hide a razor blade in bread?

[Amy]

Like a big slice.

[Eddie]

A slice. And then you just put it right in the middle.

[Amy]

Maybe in the heel.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not eating the hill.

[Eddie]

You don't eat heels.

[Amy]

If I'm desperate, I'll eat the heel.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm desperate, I'll eat the heel. But it's desperation only.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Why not? Like, it's so weird. My kids will never eat the heel.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't like to crust. So why Would I eat a bread with all crust?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. Half of it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's all crust.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know how you'd hide a razor blade in bread, because even if you push it in, you can't, like, cover it up. You can't smush the bread because the bread's consistency doesn't allow that.

[Eddie]

And if you're getting slices, you're gonna. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at each wall.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

Well, but. And also, what's going through your head to be like, this is specifically what I'm gonna do.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

Go into a Walmart and she's insane.

[Eddie]

And then to not even see, like, your work.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you want to see if you're trying to hurt people. You want to see the people hurt.

[Eddie]

What, are you just gonna imagine, like.

[Bobby Bones]

The stalker thing to say? I never thought about that. It takes one to say, to know one.

[Eddie]

Okay. I'm just saying, like, why would you do that if you're not going to, like, see someone eat a razor blade?

[Bobby Bones]

So what's the deal? They arrest her?

[Amy]

Yeah, she got caught. And she's a Texas woman. She lives in Mississippi, but they don't say why. She's held on a bond, $100,000.

[Bobby Bones]

Woman who lives in Mississippi.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So she's from Texas. They.

[Amy]

They just say Texas woman, and then they. It's in Biloxi. Biloxi.

[Bobby Bones]

Biloxi.

[Eddie]

Oh, so she's from Texas and it was in Biloxi.

[Bobby Bones]

She would drive to Biloxi to do it.

[Amy]

It doesn't say if she lives there or. I don't know why that's even a relevant fact in the story. But, yeah, she's been arrested.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe she was at the boat and she just did it on one. One time. She's from Texas, went back home.

[Eddie]

You go to Louisiana for the boats, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but Biloxi, maybe right there. Maybe you got free hotel over there, possibly points or.

[Lunchbox]

What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah. This is messed up. So there's a family here in Nashville that lost their cat. So they put signs up like, missing cat. Please help us find her. And they get a call from the police department saying, we have your cat. Unfortunately, the cat got hit by a car. It needs surgery. So we're gonna need cash for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. Yes. Oh, I know where this is going.

[Eddie]

And you can pay Venmo, PayPal, Zelle, we need exactly $2,000 and 160, if you can please pay it. And then they're like, well, $2,000 and $160?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

$2,160.

[Bobby Bones]

So you mean 2,160.

[Eddie]

$2,160, yeah. And so they're like, oh, we can get the money. And then like, a day later, they get another call, and it's the Humane Society saying, we have your cat, and if you could just please pay. It was the same people. They just called twice from two different. They were scamming, scamming. And they paid it, so.

[Bobby Bones]

But they paid it thinking it was the cops or the human society. And they got the number because the people saw the number on a sign just probably walking or driving by.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Amy]

The people did not have the cat.

[Bobby Bones]

This is not like a.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. Nobody had the cat. So then they go to the Humane Society after they paid the money, and the Humane Society, like, I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh.

[Eddie]

So they're out.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's not like a Bangladesh.

[Eddie]

No, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's just somebody seeing a sign and going, I bet we can screw someone over.

[Amy]

So low. It's happening a lot because people post on Facebook pages too, and it's like an easy target for people to. Because they're vulnerable, they want their animal back.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. That sucks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a tough one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not. Merry Christmas. Huh?

[Eddie]

I'm sorry. No gifts and you're out. That money.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

10 athletes will face the toughest job interview in fitness that will push past physical and mental breaking points. You are the fittest of the fit. Only one of you will leave here with an IFIT contract for $250,000.

[Lunchbox]

This is where mindset comes in.

[Amy]

Someone will be eliminated. Pressure is coming down.

[Lunchbox]

Trainer games on Prime Video January 8th. Watch the trailer on trainergames.com Season 2.

[Amy]

Of Unrivaled Basketball is here and the talent is unreal. The best women's players on the planet are running it back with even bigger moments and bigger stakes. Don't miss as Paige Becker, Snafeeza Collier, Kelsey Plumb, Brianna Stewart and more. Take the court and redefine the game. This isn't your regular season. This is unrivaled, where the pace is faster, the energy is higher, and every athlete shines unrivaled basketball season two, sponsored by Samsung Galaxy, tips off January 5 on TNT, TruTV and HBO Max.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the most wonderful time of the.

[Amy]

Year, and Valpak is here to make it even better.

[Bobby Bones]

This month as you sip through holiday.

[Amy]

Mail, don't miss the blue Valpak envelope. From dining to holiday shopping, there's a sleigh full of of savings in your mailbox, plus a chance to instantly win $100. That's right, you can find $100 Christmas cash inside.

[Bobby Bones]

Want to save even more money on what you love?

[Amy]

Go to valpak.com for local coupons and offers.

[Bobby Bones]

It pays to open Valpak.

[Amy]

No purchase necessary for instant win. Void. We're prohibited. Prices are randomly inserted. See specially marked Valpak envelopes for details.

[Bobby Bones]

Merriam Webster has done the Word of the Year and it's sloppy slop. Yeah. Do you know what slop is?

[Amy]

When you take bread and wipe up the rest of the food on your plate.

[Bobby Bones]

That would probably be an earlier version.

[Lunchbox]

Oh good.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think slop is?

[Eddie]

It's not like, I've heard like be like, oh, this soup.

[Lunchbox]

It's slop.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We used to slop pigs, but mostly now it's like a bunch of crap on the Internet. Like low quality stuff. On the Internet you just all slop. So Webster defines it as digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's a lot of it.

[Bobby Bones]

My TikTok, by the way, is 24 ads and two videos. Because it's Christmas. It's all ads. Anybody else having this problem with their TikTok?

[Amy]

Ads from content creators are just ads. Yeah, TikTok shop.

[Bobby Bones]

All TikTok shop. So content creators, but then they can link it and get a piece of it. Because you can make money on TikTok without ever having to have the actual product. You just gotta do a decent ad for something and link it in your profile. It's all ads. Like the first seven I saw last night. I know, life sucks.

[Eddie]

It's tough right now.

[Bobby Bones]

We did finish all three of the Knives out movies. Three's better than two.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't love two. One. Good. Two. Meh. Three. Really good. Josh Brolin's in three plays preacher.

[Eddie]

What's the premise in three?

[Bobby Bones]

Church.

[Eddie]

They're looking for a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

They always look for a killer. Like Scooby Doo. There's always a killer. There's a young priest who gets sent to work with his old priest, and then there's a murderer.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all I'm gonna tell you.

[Eddie]

Okay. You ever nail it, like, before you. Like before you watch the movie, you're like, ah, I think it's that person.

[Bobby Bones]

So you can't nail it even if you get it right. You can luckily guess a person and it be that, but they really don't put enough clues in the actual movie for you to get it yourself. Looking back, you're like, oh, I could have seen. But it's not like they're threading it with clues that people can notice along the way. So you can go, I bet it's this person and be right. But that would just be strictly a guess, not based on really anything from the movie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you have no clue. Do you know. Do you guys know what a red herring is? I just found this out.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm familiar with it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's like a character they put in there for you to think that it's. They did it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, not just a character. So red herring is not just a movie thing. Oh, yeah. It can be in really any situation. I mean, it's fake to make you go a different direction. It happens in battle.

[Eddie]

Sleight of hand.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, but it could be. Yeah, it's just a clue that. Or something that leads you to a different direction. Purposefully.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Deception.

[Bobby Bones]

Meh.

[Eddie]

Just throw words out. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, see, budget conscious. Gen Z says showing up is the gift this holiday season.

[Eddie]

I mean, that'd be nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Got you a gift.

[Eddie]

I'm here.

[Bobby Bones]

I showed up. Doctors reveal the best airplane seat to avoid getting sick during the holidays. According to WebMD medical team member Neha Paddock, the biggest risk isn't what you touch, but the air you breathe. To lower your chances of coming down with something, she recommends booking a window seat far from the restroom, which limits foot traffic and reduces how many people are close by during the flight. So it's not even really about the bathroom, but it's that everybody or a lot of people go to the bathroom. There's more walking near the bathroom. So in the middle, the less you're around people or up Front? Well, I guess front.

[Eddie]

Yeah, front and back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, good point. So I guess it would be the middle. Middle window seat. A Florida woman's found dead in a Dollar Tree freezer.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Police in Miami are investigating after a woman's body was found inside a freezer at a Dollar Tree. An employee discovered the body around 8am and called the police. Investigators are trying to determine how long she was there, how she ended up in the freezer, and whether she worked at the store. The identity is unknown. Flying cars may be on the way. Alif Aeronautics has begun production of what it calls the first true flying car. Priced at $300,000, the Model A will initially be offered to select customers for a real world testing before mass production. Yeah, if you just give people these, you're gonna have people crashing at McDonald's all over the place. The car has 220 miles of driving range, a 110 mile flight range. So I guess it's like a duck boat. Or a duck boat would drive in water. This will drive and fly and has already generated strong interest. With 3,500 pre orders, you have $300,000. You're gonna have to take some sort of class. So to fly these things.

[Eddie]

Yeah, A whole different license and it.

[Bobby Bones]

Won'T be way up high. I don't think they go that high. So I don't think you can even fly them in certain areas. At least not now.

[Eddie]

There go the power lines.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, for sure.

[Eddie]

Trees, power lines.

[Bobby Bones]

The last thing you see when you go to bed and the first thing when you wake up is your.

[Eddie]

For most people, Cat, your wife.

[Bobby Bones]

Phone, phone. 43% of Americans, including 61% of adults under 30, said they often or always use their phone right before they go to bed. And it's also their alarm.

[Amy]

Oh, true. Setting it. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

This morning I woke up a little earlier than normal. And I wake up very early and I thought I might as well just get up, start the day. And I'm glad I did because I'd. My alarm only wakes me up like once a week. I usually wake up before my alarm, but I had set it for PM instead of AM and had I slept to my alarm, which I don't, but had I been one of those days, I would have slept right through because there would have been no alarm.

[Eddie]

But you're okay. You're allowed one day to be late.

[Amy]

Yeah, you're supposed to be late.

[Eddie]

That would have been your day.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not the point. The point is I didn't have my glasses on and I just set Because I keep up, like, 20 alarms on my phone. Show you guys. I don't like the new clock widget. Not good on the new update on the iPhone. But these are all my alarms.

[Eddie]

It's pretty much the whole clock.

[Bobby Bones]

It's pretty much every clock. Every time is on the list there.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you're obviously not using those just to wake up. Like, those are alarms for other things. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And a lot of times I just say, hey, meeting. Remind me. But, yeah, a lot of alarms. All right, let's see if there's anything else I want to do. A Washington, D.C. family says that more than 100 packages which were intended for a local hotel, they've been delivered to this family over the past six months. So all these packages are coming. Reminds me of Morgan's situation where things were just being dropped off at your house. Are you still getting those?

[Amy]

No, I think she finally figured out that she was sending them to the wrong address.

[Bobby Bones]

The deliveries have included everything from a cat or a cat food or a chainsaw. And then you see people, Guests coming by, trying to get their gift to the house. So it's like guests that have. You can have stuff delivered to a hotel.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And it delivers to the house. And then guests are like, where's my stuff? And then there's like, a picture where they delivered it, and it's the house. And so they got to go knock on the door of the house to get the stuff back. That's funny. What happened? So I got to spill the tea. I don't know if the person wants to do it outwardly, or I can just tell the story or the person can say it themselves. If you do want to say it, feel free to say it. If not, I'll take over for the story. Anybody want to spill the tea?

[Amy]

Are you talking about me?

[Bobby Bones]

I am.

[Amy]

Okay, you want to spill the tea?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I want to spill it. Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

So I was sitting out here outside of our studio the other day, and lunchbox walks up to me with his computer in hand, and he's like, should I go interrupt that meeting? I really need an advertiser. And I was like, no, you shouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Go into advertiser for what?

[Lunchbox]

No Sore losers convention. We are looking for a. We're looking for a restaurant to cater a brunch for 17 people to pay for it.

[Bobby Bones]

You want them to pay for it?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I'm asking. I was, oh, you're going to pay for it. I was going to go to sales and say, hey, do you have any Restaurants as clients that we could maybe work with that would be interested in doing this. And they were having a sales meeting, and I was like, boom, perfect opportunity. But I didn't, like, tell them ahead of time. It just came up and I was like, oh, this is a perfect time. And so I was wondering, can I go interrupt the meeting? Can I walk in there and be like, hey, guys, just want to, you know, say what we're got. We got going on. Any restaurants that you guys work with that we. You could maybe put us in contact with?

[Bobby Bones]

Can you interrupt the meeting? No.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so I should, like, rsvp, like, hey, can I come in and say something?

[Bobby Bones]

You can wait till the meeting's over and then walk in, or you can email the person running the meeting. They'll probably see it while the meeting's going on or text them.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

He was just prepared to, like, bust in. And he asked me five different times, like, can I. Can I just go in there? I'm like, that's not how this works. It's a meeting that you're not part of, so you have to go about this a different way.

[Bobby Bones]

So what happened?

[Lunchbox]

So then I was like, ray, let's just go do it. If we both go now.

[Bobby Bones]

You wanted Ray to join because he's.

[Lunchbox]

Part of the sore losers Ray, did.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to do this?

[Lunchbox]

And then he said, no, absolutely not.

[Bobby Bones]

Just because it's a respect thing.

[Lunchbox]

He was like, no, we can't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

So what happened? Nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Nothing. We didn't get in there.

[Amy]

But this is also a meeting that happens every Monday. We see them in there all the time. Like, he could easily, you know the.

[Bobby Bones]

Cadence and the pattern of.

[Amy]

Yeah, they go in and it's a whole group of people. There's. It's not just like two people. There's like 10 or 15 people in there. So he could easily set this up where he just sends an email and says, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

But this literally just came up. We just found out the venue that we're having our morning event. They are not going to be serving food, so they want us to. They said we could bring our own food in. And so it just came up. On Monday is when I got the email saying, yeah, but you'll need to bring your own food. So I was like, oh. And then I saw the sales meeting going on.

[Bobby Bones]

The lady made the desserts.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, she could make some.

[Lunchbox]

So then I was like, all right, cool. And everybody told me that was a bad idea. So.

[Bobby Bones]

So you didn't do it?

[Lunchbox]

I listened to people's advice for once.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. One thing.

[Lunchbox]

Frustrating. I wish I'd have just gone in.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox wants to talk about school. With these fingernails.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I'm just wondering if he's, like, now that he does a rock show rap. Yeah. That if he. If he's embracing rock, trying to get more street cred. So, like, when he posts videos online. So, yeah, look at me, man. I'm rock. I paint my fingernails because I've noticed he's painting his fingernails lately. So I just wondered if he's trying to do more rock stuff to look Rocky gooba. If you look at my fingernails and this almost was the reason why I.

[Eddie]

Was gonna say no in the moment, it's. I have one left, and it's, like, janky. It's barely even there. It was my daughter's fifth birthday. She got these Disney fingernail polish things. I came home from work from a long day. She said, hey, can I paint your fingernails? And I was inside.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, I don't want my freaking fingernails painted.

[Eddie]

But then I had this moment of like, who cares?

[Lunchbox]

She's five if someone gives me crap. Like Lunchbox. It was more for my daughter. So she painted all my nails, and.

[Eddie]

It'S been like a week and a.

[Lunchbox]

Half, and this is what's left, and.

[Eddie]

I can't get it off.

[Bobby Bones]

So I had nothing to do with rock. You were posing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I wasn't posing. These are my hands. When I talk, I move my hands.

[Eddie]

It's not because you're a rock dj. I mean, I saw it immediately, and I was like, oh, cute. His daughter painted that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you thought that?

[Eddie]

I mean, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So do you think he thought that too? And he was just trying to bring out some drama.

[Eddie]

He totally.

[Lunchbox]

It was all different colors. Sparkly. One was pink sparkly.

[Eddie]

Another one was pink sparkly.

[Lunchbox]

It was like a blue sparkle, a yellow. They were all different colors. Nothing was. If I was gonna do rock black. Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Content fishing.

[Eddie]

Yeah, totally, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Even Amy jumped onto that one.

[Eddie]

Good try, though, man.

[Bobby Bones]

A little content fishing over there.

[Lunchbox]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Like, thinking about going into the conference room. Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't even think he was really doing that every week?

[Eddie]

No one.

[Bobby Bones]

He's just content fishing.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, when did I get the email about the thing? Monday. That was the day I got it. So that it was literally.

[Eddie]

But you could easily wait.

[Amy]

He's not the one that brought it up.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't understand how he brought it up.

[Bobby Bones]

The boardroom Dead A was not content Fishing. He looked me in the eyes and wanted me to barge into the room with him.

[Lunchbox]

And I go, bro, I'm not rolling in on that.

[Bobby Bones]

I have to take my bag home. I gave Eddie a Christmas gift, and I said, hey, I want the bag back.

[Eddie]

Like, it's been sitting there.

[Bobby Bones]

Weird or.

[Amy]

No, a little weird. Like what? Can I see the bag?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Special.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's not special. I just want to use it again.

[Eddie]

It's big.

[Amy]

Okay. I just feel like when you gift a gift to somebody, like, part of that is they get the bag.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, dude. It's part of my gift.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I would like to have a bag, if you don't mind giving it back to me.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Amy]

But, like, you could go buy another bag.

[Bobby Bones]

I could. Or I can have that one and just use it again without having to go buy another bag.

[Amy]

Sorry. You asked me if it's weird, and I think it's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Fine.

[Amy]

Okay. I mean, I don't think any differently of you. I'm. I'm a little confused because, like, well.

[Bobby Bones]

I used that bag, and I think my wife was gonna use it for something.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

And I just got it. I just grabbed it.

[Amy]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Eddie]

That's problematic.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You get that back now, then?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I probably. I forgot it yesterday. I was looking for it, like.

[Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you use your flamethrower?

[Eddie]

Not yet.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you get a tank for it?

[Eddie]

I have the tanks. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You got the tanks and didn't use it yet?

[Eddie]

I haven't used it yet.

[Bobby Bones]

Man. I would have been itching to use it.

[Eddie]

No, it's just yesterday wasn't the time. We had the Christmas party and everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Take it to the Christmas party. Heat up those chicken tenders.

[Eddie]

Oh, gosh.

[Lunchbox]

These chicken tenders are too cold.

[Bobby Bones]

I see you saved a third of Americans save wrapping paper to reuse it.

[Eddie]

The wrapping paper. How do you do that?

[Lunchbox]

You're very careful when you open it.

[Bobby Bones]

Someone pulled 30,000Americans, and a full third admitted they save wrapping paper. 18% say they keep it and reuse it. Another 16% keep it, but rarely end up using it again. Some yougov. There you go.

[Eddie]

Mean, I see the bags, not the wrapping paper. I mean, there's nothing left at my house.

[Bobby Bones]

The boys just all up like tissue.

[Amy]

Yeah, save the.

[Eddie]

But then it's all wrinkly.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't want the tissue back from Eddie. I was like, he's tissue. I seen the bag.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me take a call real quick. And then we will jump. But let's go To Brian Ray. Hey, Brian in Oregon.

[Eddie]

You there?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, it's Bobby. What's up, man?

[Amy]

Hey.

[Lunchbox]

I just wanted to let Lunchbox know that in 2004, I had one testicle that was a little larger than the other was swollen.

[Bobby Bones]

Went and saw a doctor. He sent me to a urologist.

[Lunchbox]

The first test he gave me actually was a pregnancy test because it was a quick and easy test. And I was diagnosed pregnant, which meant that I had testicular cancer. From that cancer, I did end up losing that testicle, but then had to go on hormone replacement therapy because of it, and 20 years later, ended up.

[Bobby Bones]

With prostate cancer because it feeds off of testosterone.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think the first thing Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Should do is just go get an EPT and take a pregnancy test and see if he's positive.

[Bobby Bones]

And if he is, he knows that.

[Lunchbox]

He has testicular cancer. If he isn't, he could rest a little bit before his actual doctor's appointment, find out what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, That's a scarier test than the actual pregnancy.

[Lunchbox]

That was a lot. Man, oh, man.

[Eddie]

So we're gonna do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Not as a bit, because I don't want him coming in being like, it's positive.

[Amy]

I used to take pregnancy tests on the air.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but that was for death.

[Eddie]

That's life.

[Bobby Bones]

That's life. He's.

[Lunchbox]

He. He.

[Amy]

If we catch it early, we're looking at a lost testicle. He could be. And then he could.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like a Indiana Jones movie.

[Lunchbox]

Cancer to prostate cancer. So we're not just talking about just. Oh, we just lose one ball.

[Amy]

Well, no, I'm saying I'm thinking on the. I'm thinking on the. Like, I'm not going worst case scenario. I'm not going like, you're gonna die. I'm going like, let's catch possibility. And. Yes, but let's think positive attitude can be.

[Bobby Bones]

How do we get to commercial if he comes in and goes as positive?

[Eddie]

Oh, we just hit the button, right?

[Bobby Bones]

You just.

[Amy]

No, I feel like we're.

[Eddie]

We're.

[Amy]

We're there for him. This is real. People are having to process this kind of news all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but not with a million people listening and watching. What are you guys laughing at in there? You're laughing so hard it's coming through.

[Lunchbox]

You don't want to know.

[Eddie]

You don't want to know.

[Lunchbox]

We're laughing at what kind of sleeper we'd hit. So now I can't talk about it.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Tell us.

[Amy]

We want to laugh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Nothing. Don't say that.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm assuming you're only saying it in my ear.

[Eddie]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. We didn't hear it. But I can have a couple other things.

[Bobby Bones]

No, can't do it. I'm all for dark humor, but I'm not for dark humor. That could get me in trouble.

[Lunchbox]

That's why we didn't say it out loud.

[Amy]

But it's an actual sweeper. We already have.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But I'm not. I don't want to do a cancer test on air.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's smart.

[Amy]

Technically it's a pregnancy test, but.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's technically.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's not pregnant, so we wouldn't be testing for pregnancy.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Amy]

I feel like it's also awareness, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, and we'd be aware if you told us.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you would be aware.

[Amy]

Awareness of people paying attention to their bodies and knowing that this.

[Bobby Bones]

Notice how she wants you to do it? She's so. That's on you doing okay?

[Amy]

I don't think he has cancer. At least I hope not. Obviously.

[Eddie]

Well, you don't know, but that's sweet of you.

[Bobby Bones]

We all have die. She's content fishing right now. She's trying to get a bit. Hey, Brian, thank you for the call, man. I'm sorry that's happened to you.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I just wanted to say I am.

[Lunchbox]

A three time cancer survivor and I believe I am a survivor. I don't believe I beat cancer. I think the doctors did that. I think the nurses, the lab tech, they did their job and they beat the cancer. I just survived, but three times, then three times out. And I'm telling you, the earlier the better.

[Bobby Bones]

Great attitude. Appreciate the call. Lunchbox. You should go to the emergency room today.

[Eddie]

I mean, at least pee on a stick.

[Amy]

Yeah. How are you feeling on a scale of 1 to 10 of like just your. Your nerves about what's happening, like your anxiety.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that, that, that didn't really help anything. That was pretty bad. I was just like, oh, okay. You know what I mean? Like, we're gonna go in, they're gonna be like, oh, I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna say because everything. I think it's a hernia. And every place I go, they tell me it's not a hernia, but there's something going on. But they tell me there's nothing going on. So I do think I'm a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

You haven't showed them the swollen testicle. You Told us on the air. That was the revelation.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That probably would be some information that would lead them to an accurate diagnosis.

[Lunchbox]

But I don't know what. I mean. I did a CT scan and an mri. Like, if you can't see it in that, where are you gonna see it? Like, how are we gonna find this? That's what I don't understand.

[Amy]

If you weren't having those scans done on your testicle.

[Bobby Bones]

But you also aren't to understand. It's for them to understand. You're not giving them the full information so they can have a full understanding.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't understand why you're so hesitant to do anything.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not hesitant. I've been going to every doctor. I've been.

[Eddie]

No, no. We're telling you to go to the er.

[Lunchbox]

A little bit of me. You want to know why? Because I don't want to go to the er. And they'd be like, why are you here?

[Amy]

Okay, but you have a risk. You have to take this.

[Bobby Bones]

Walk out on the table, let your leg up, put it on the table, and be like, this is why I'm here.

[Eddie]

And then they're going to be like, oh, it's a good thing you came in.

[Lunchbox]

Wow, that's huge.

[Amy]

Yeah. And that's what, like, you may hear, world, are you here?

[Bobby Bones]

This is stupid.

[Amy]

Or you might hear, sir, we're so glad you came when you did. Had you waited 15 more minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

And. Wow, that's quick. Got in, right?

[Eddie]

Holy crap.

[Bobby Bones]

For the buzzer.

[Amy]

God dang for dramatics.

[Eddie]

You know, Mike D. And I had a theory of. Of that every time he gets mad, the testicle probably gets flared or lies.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it's like Pinocchio.

[Lunchbox]

But the good thing is, I.

[Bobby Bones]

He's panado.

[Eddie]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

Every time he lies, his nut gets a little more swollen.

[Eddie]

Stop lying, dude.

[Amy]

And it'll shrink back down, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Trust me.

[Lunchbox]

I don't lie. So I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't make you go to the doctor.

[Lunchbox]

No, I know. I've tried. I'm trying.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

But he's only been to doctors for what he thought was, like, a stomach pain. You haven't been to a doctor for this particular.

[Lunchbox]

I know. That's why I made an appointment. That's why I called so many different ones. They're like, oh, we'll get you in in 20, 28. It's like.

[Bobby Bones]

But then you're on the air, you go, well, if I'm being totally honest, you weren't totally honest with your doctors.

[Eddie]

Why would you be totally honest with everyone else except your doctors.

[Lunchbox]

No, I really do feel like the swelling just flared up recently. Like, it wasn't there in the beginning, and so go to the doctor. The more I noticed it, I was like, man, maybe I should say something about that.

[Eddie]

Are you gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you nervous about it?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, 100.

[Bobby Bones]

Then go to the doctor. Even if they say, hey, we got nothing for you, at least, you know, okay, they got nothing for you.

[Eddie]

Are you gonna pee on a stick?

[Lunchbox]

No, probably not. I don't want to. I don't think.

[Amy]

You don't want to find out that way.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think I'm prepared.

[Eddie]

Do you want to find out if you do that?

[Lunchbox]

I'd rather. With a doctor, like, because then I would be in a tailspin, and then I'd have to wait for an appointment.

[Eddie]

No, no, that's when you call the doctor.

[Amy]

You show up with the test.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, but they would still.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm having a baby.

[Lunchbox]

If I. If I pee on a stick and it's positive. So I have testicular cancer, I'm going to call the doctor, and they'll be like, all right, we'll get you in in 2020.

[Amy]

That's not what they're gonna say.

[Eddie]

I think they expedite that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well, why would they? If they don't have appointments available, how can they get me in?

[Bobby Bones]

January 12th is pretty quick for a specialist.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I mean. So me peeing on a stick right now.

[Bobby Bones]

They would get you in. You'd go to the emergency room.

[Eddie]

They would squeeze you in. Just because they don't have an appointment doesn't mean that they can't make room for you if it's an emergency. Like, I went to the sinus doctor one time, and he's like, hey, next time it's really bad like this, Just call and tell us how bad it is and we'll get.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, I would love for them to squeeze me in.

[Bobby Bones]

And some people call that the sinus of the crotch.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What he's going through.

[Bobby Bones]

So tell him. Your sinus of your crotch is real bad.

[Lunchbox]

What is bad?

[Bobby Bones]

Is it sore? Does it get sore more sore?

[Lunchbox]

Sometimes, like when I move around a lot. Like, it's weird. I. I do feel like it deflates at night when you sleep. It deflates like when I sleep.

[Eddie]

Because you're not lying.

[Bobby Bones]

Because when you're sleeping. That's true.

[Lunchbox]

I am lying. You're not lying.

[Eddie]

You're not angry.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not angry here.

[Bobby Bones]

The more rage he gets, the bigger it gets.

[Lunchbox]

That's a good thing.

[Eddie]

I haven't. I haven't raged and we tell him, lunchbox, settle down.

[Lunchbox]

Settle down.

[Bobby Bones]

He got so mad at Morgan about the food.

[Eddie]

I see.

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's just. It was like a slap in the face. It was weird. That was weird.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it can be not.

[Amy]

A slap in the face because it is.

[Bobby Bones]

She brought free food.

[Lunchbox]

Two years in a row. She did it.

[Bobby Bones]

But she brought free food for everybody. You don't. You're not owed anything. You're mad at something you're not owed.

[Amy]

I guess I'm curious, like, why you think it's slapped in the face when she's explained why she's done it, why she divvies up gifts the way that she does.

[Eddie]

But why does she get divvy up yours again.

[Amy]

Because I give her a gift.

[Eddie]

Oh, that makes sense. Lunchbox, have you given her a gift?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What, for my birthday.

[Eddie]

You have? Yeah.

[Amy]

And I've given you birthdays.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a birthday. This is Christmas.

[Lunchbox]

Amy gave you a Christmas gift?

[Amy]

Yeah, I do. Every year. Yeah. Because it's not. I have her.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not Christmas.

[Amy]

I have all of yalls gifts and I'll bring them when we're done.

[Bobby Bones]

I want you to play some Olympic music.

[Lunchbox]

So basically, I mean, also, Morgan broke the rules. Bobby said, make sure you do it in the parking lot so no one sees. And she came.

[Bobby Bones]

That wasn't a rule.

[Lunchbox]

That was a rule. He did say that. He did.

[Bobby Bones]

But it wasn't a. No, it wasn't a dead set rule where you have to do this. But if you're worried about people not being dramatic, mostly him, do it in the parking lot so people don't see it.

[Lunchbox]

No, you said, hey, if you're going to give gifts, make sure you give it in the parking lot.

[Bobby Bones]

And the chick and the chicken tenders were frozen.

[Lunchbox]

Did he say that, Amy? He did. And we made a big deal about it.

[Amy]

I think we just said, I think he's a gift.

[Bobby Bones]

I was literally catering to you because.

[Amy]

You flip out over everything. I'm probably gonna bring the gifts in the studio because I was just like, it's easier to. Instead of meeting up with every single person one by one in the parking garage.

[Eddie]

We all park different places.

[Amy]

I'll just bring it.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy walks through all the levels.

[Lunchbox]

Hey.

[Amy]

Yeah. Hey.

[Lunchbox]

Hey.

[Amy]

Hey. I don't know, it's just. It's interesting what you choose to get mad about for sure.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't get mad. It's just alarming.

[Amy]

Alarming?

[Eddie]

What is.

[Amy]

What is that? What does alarming mean?

[Eddie]

It sounded the alarm.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you going into a tailspin?

[Lunchbox]

Yes or no? I mean, it's strange.

[Amy]

No, alarming is an interesting word choice. Yeah, because it's mad. What's alarming?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what. Why are you alarming?

[Lunchbox]

It just lets you know where you stand with Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

She made everybody free stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Hey, you get the whole tray of.

[Bobby Bones]

Food and it wasn't left over. She put it out right at the exact same time that she get the.

[Lunchbox]

Tray that couldn't fit in the boxes. Guys, I'll put those out there and I'll give the boxes to these people. Eddie, you should feel the same way.

[Eddie]

I didn't really care.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you should.

[Bobby Bones]

We just happy you had free. That she took the time to make free desserts.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And the tray was great. And the cookies were awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You mean the tray five feet from the door?

[Eddie]

Yeah, right down. Right there. Right outside the door.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. She could have put Amy's on that tray, but she didn't.

[Eddie]

I mean, that was weird.

[Bobby Bones]

That's also her. It's also her choice.

[Lunchbox]

Right?

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Lunchbox]

And it's our choice.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you the kids in school that every kid has to get a Valentine? Because that's who you're being right now.

[Eddie]

But it wasn't that. Like, they showed up to the. And I'm not clarify.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you are.

[Eddie]

I'm not on site. I'm not Bobby's. I understand. Because he has to have separate cookies. You can't put those cookies on the tray with a little thing that says this is Bobby's. Right, I get it. But in front of people. Like, it was on the. Like, hey, guys. Oh, Morgan brought cookies. Hey, everyone. Look at Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

To be fair, I think she brought him in before everybody came in the studio. And you guys were trickling in as it was happening. It wasn't in front of everybody.

[Lunchbox]

She.

[Eddie]

But we all saw it.

[Bobby Bones]

We all saw the box because you walked in when you happened to walk in while it was happening again.

[Eddie]

I don't care.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not true. Because we're starting to hear you care now.

[Eddie]

I don't care, but I understand.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, guys.

[Amy]

I brought tray. The big tray this year because last year you guys made such a big deal about it, and now I bring a tray of a whole bunch of food that I spent all weekend baking, and you guys can't even respect that I did that.

[Bobby Bones]

Not you guys. Those two.

[Eddie]

Just that. No, no, Just that guy. That guy. Not Me?

[Bobby Bones]

No. You teamed up.

[Eddie]

No, I don't care. I really don't accept. It was. Was a little odd. That's all I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

Guys.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys don't. So the one. They don't. You guys don't bring anything. That's correct. The one odd thing, which is her giving to Amy, because Mike and I. Mike's a vegan, and I can't do that.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Amy]

I understand, but it's not odd because she's explained before, like she did last year, that Morgan and I exchanged gifts. She gave me something last year at lunchbox. I'm mad about it. And she was like, amy gives me a gift every year, so I wanted to give her something. So the. What I don't understand is why Don't. Why is there not comprehension of that? What are you writing down?

[Bobby Bones]

He's taking a note of something.

[Eddie]

It's like he's writing a memoir.

[Amy]

He's like, amy didn't have my back. December 17th.

[Eddie]

Amy, wash your back.

[Amy]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Wash your back. All right, we're done. Now he's yawning to start.

[Lunchbox]

Play cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he doesn't. I'm just glad.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just glad Eddie let his true feelings out.

[Amy]

Maybe he wrote down, next year, get Morgan a gift.

[Lunchbox]

No, because Eddie. You know what Eddie does? Eddie's doing this. Like, it's like when you apologize. Well, you know, I'm sorry I did this, but you add that, but you're doing that. Like, oh, I'm not mad.

[Bobby Bones]

But.

[Amy]

Yeah, there's no buts and apologies.

[Eddie]

Who's apologized?

[Bobby Bones]

Who apologized?

[Eddie]

That's a weird example.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a terrible analogy.

[Lunchbox]

That was not the same analogy. You guys don't get it. Too highbrow for you guys?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we're done. Thank you, guys.

[Amy]

Why would you stop this?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I'm tired. We're being a dead horse.

[Lunchbox]

He's gotta go eat those treats that Morgan brought them.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Cause they were good.

[Bobby Bones]

They're really good. Yeah.

[Amy]

I already finished the Oreo balls.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. We was.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't get Oreo balls because I don't think those can be made without dairy. They're awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there was eight Oreo bars. Balls. There was only 10 of us. So not everybody got one.

[Eddie]

No, you left and there were eight still there. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you just said.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they were there. You didn't touch them. No, I'm just saying you left without touching any cookies.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

There was plenty of food yesterday, and you didn't eat any of it. So you complained and you didn't even eat any of it.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but when you say yep, I took a stand.

[Lunchbox]

I took a stand. A moral stand.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, but you're arguing against it.

[Lunchbox]

Uh huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Uh huh.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we're done spitting the wrong hole.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, how many Oreo balls did you get in your box?

[Amy]

Four.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Man.

[Lunchbox]

If lucky, we'd have got half of one.

[Eddie]

You know how many I ate from the tray?

[Lunchbox]

Four. But if I would have eaten four. Oh, my God. Lunchbox ate four of them. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

How dare he.

[Amy]

I think I figured it out. He started crashing out. Cause of his testing.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm telling you, dude, he's probably getting bigger right now.

[Amy]

No, I don't think it's getting bigger.

[Bobby Bones]

He's starting to lift his left leg.

[Lunchbox]

It's blowing up.

[Amy]

No, no, no. I think when you have when fear shows up, and I think, I do think he's genuinely scared of what's going on. And I would be too. That's normal. I think when you have other emotions heightened, you crash out in other ways.

[Eddie]

I do.

[Amy]

Like when I have something going on, I may scare you would go to the doctor.

[Bobby Bones]

You would try to allev that.

[Amy]

I get that. But let's say it's not something I can go to the doctor about. Like, maybe I have other life. Okay, But I have other life things going on. Everything else is magnified. It becomes ten times worse when really if, like, I wasn't going through the other thing, the other stuff would roll off my back. Like, it'd just be like.

[Bobby Bones]

But this stuff doesn't roll off his back normally anyway.

[Eddie]

And you're saying all the other things now.

[Amy]

He just flailed about. Like, I feel like he's having it forever.

[Eddie]

Like the palette. His ball was flaring up.

[Bobby Bones]

We look back, everything he's snapped about is just his testicle flaring up over time.

[Amy]

Maybe it was early stages.

[Bobby Bones]

He goes to the doctor 15 minutes before he dies. Amy's story. Let's not forget that Amy was like, 15 minutes later, he dies.

[Amy]

I thought of that because that happened to my cousin. She wasn't about to die, but her. She had to have her appendix removed, but she knew something was really wrong and she was probably gonna have to go into surgery. So before she left her house, she took a bath because she didn't want to go to the hospital. Not fresh and clean. And they were like, if you had arrived 15 minutes later, like, you would be in severe trouble. And she was like, we're good. At least I'm clean. Like, at least I took a bath. She's like, and how to put on cute pajamas. I'm like, would I do that? I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe once you go to the doctor.

[Eddie]

I am take a bath today, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, to the emergency room.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Eddie]

He's not doing it.

[Amy]

Yes, he is.

[Eddie]

No, he's not.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. He wants content pretty bad. He may do it just for the content, if we're being honest, just so he can come tomorrow with fresh.

[Lunchbox]

Fresh material.

[Amy]

Like, do you need someone to go with you?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

You need someone to hold your. No.

[Amy]

I do think that there's. There's more fear here than he's letting on. And yeah, if he was scared to go, I would go.

[Eddie]

Are you scared, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm a little nervous. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, you gotta be.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Lunchbox]

Uh huh. Yep. Yes, exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

You should go today. You should go now.

[Lunchbox]

I got things to do. I got work to do.

[Amy]

Like what?

[Eddie]

What's more important, work or life?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, I can't pay the doctor if I don't have a job, so.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not gonna lose your job because of one day of punting a couple things back in the calendar. Yeah, and you're not gonna have a job if you're dead.

[Lunchbox]

That's a good point, too. Yeah, but I got life insurance.

[Eddie]

So that would help your family.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

You know what? Don't go to the doctor, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, dude, screw it.

[Eddie]

Better for your family if you didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, maybe they'd benefit more with you not alive. That's not true. That's not true.

[Lunchbox]

No, that would suck.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it would suck.

[Amy]

That would be terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Suck. All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

This is where mindset comes in.

[Amy]

Someone will be eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

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[Amy]

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