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Bobby Bones
A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're gonna go, you're gonna meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here. You're gonna get it in a mug or a glass. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
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Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones Show. You know what botulism is?
Amy
Oh, is it Botox? What is it?
Bobby Bones
If I'm guessing, I said, like, it's illness.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Because the whole thing was FDA recalls fear of botulism. Like, I think it's like a bacteria thing. I think it gets bad. That's my botulism guess before someone looks it up.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
A pull tab defect that might cause leakage and lead to botulism contamination is affecting some canned tuna products sold in some of the nation's most popular retail chains. Will you look up botulism? If I'm not wrong.
Amy
Yeah, well, so botox is botulinum. So kind of close. I was just like, why did I think that that was. Botulism is a rare but serious bacterial infection that causes paralysis. It's caused by the bacterium cholesterol, but it's caused by botulinum lum. That's from Botox. Is this here. It's caused by what's the same?
Bobby Bones
You can't. But Botox can be contaminated. A contaminated Botox can give you botulism, but. Yeah, cool.
Amy
I don't know. There's foodborne wound born and infant.
Bobby Bones
She's now making sounds, guys. Yeah, yeah. Just like a different sound.
Amy
There's food botulism.
Bobby Bones
There's foodborn is wood born.
Amy
Foodborne botulism. Wound botulism and. And infant botulism.
Bobby Bones
So the seafood triunion seafoods on Friday voluntarily recalled Genova Van Camp's, H E B and Trader Joe's brands of canned tuna that are sold throughout the nation at Costco, Trader Joe's, Walmart, and through other retailers.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Consumers are warned not to use a product even if it does not look or smell spoiled.
Ray
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But again, this is a pull tab defect, which is weird because that's the thing. That's the whole thing on the top of the can that pops up. I can never get my fingernails under.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I also suck at putting keys on a keychain. Like, two of my weaknesses on the ring. If it were like, what would the worst Olympic sports be for you? Putting keys on a keychain or opening up a can of tuna? Because I have no fingernails and it's hard to get under there. Botulism, food poisoning. I wonder how I defect. A compromise. Okay, so it's not the. I found it. What happens is it's not effectively sealing. There's nothing actually wrong with. It's not contaminating it. Its inability to seal is what ends up contaminating it. Oh, I thought, like, what wasn't the pull tab that was making everybody sick.
Lunchbox
So, like, the can wasn't properly sealed.
Bobby Bones
The FDA published the recall on Monday due to the pull tab lids on a defect that compromises its ability to effectively seal the containers of tuna. I think a tuna is something you need to seal up pretty good.
Lunchbox
And it's hard to tell, too, when tuning tuna's bad because it kind of always smells a little bad.
Amy
That's why they said even if it smells normal.
Lunchbox
Right. Which is bad.
Bobby Bones
That's a good point.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Like, does tuna.
Amy
It can paralyze your muscles.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
That'd be paralysis.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What you said earlier.
Amy
I know. Well, that. Okay. Because that's what Botox is doing. When you get Botox in your forehead, it's paralyzing your forehead muscles.
Lunchbox
She's stuck in the Botox thing.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think she's putting it all.
Amy
Together because I was like, why? When he said that, my first thought was Botox. Now it all makes sense.
Bobby Bones
A restaurant worker. Do you guys see where the Uber Eats driver ate the food or the person to. The workers, like, snitched on him. Have you guys seen this story at all?
Lunchbox
Nope.
Bobby Bones
I laughed out loud a little bit for, like, three reasons. But a restaurant worker snitched on Uber Eats driver who was, first of all, not in a rush. The restaurant worker put a note in the bag that said, hey, your driver ate your lunch when your order was ready. I remade it fresh. Give them one star. So what happened was, let's say I'm the driver. I'm gonna go pick up at. Pick a restaurant.
Lunchbox
Chipotle.
Bobby Bones
Chipotle. I go to Chipotle. I see the food there. I eat it myself. So he ate it. The person saw the guy eat it. The person at the restaurant was nice enough to go, hey, that. That was for an order. Oh, remakes. It. Puts it back up. Puts a note inside the remade. They go, I just saw your Uber E driver eat the food that we originally made you. That's why it was so slow.
Lunchbox
Okay, so was the driver going to order another one for the person?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Or cancel it or any. I don't know.
Amy
Yeah, that's weird. So, but the driver ended up taking the new meal.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
And he didn't know the note was inside.
Bobby Bones
No, but.
Lunchbox
But I get it, though. If it's lunchtime and you're.
Bobby Bones
No, there's no getting it. That's getting it. Like, I get why you rob a bank, Right? Like, you understand the desire to probably eat some food, but you don't get it. Like, you would do it.
Lunchbox
No, but the food's, like, ready to go.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but the job.
Lunchbox
You have to order another one.
Bobby Bones
Well, you can't just order another one there. Luckily, the person saw it and was nice enough to redo it. But that's not really a thing where you just go, like, I'll have a second, probably. He just says it's lost and cancels the order and takes whatever. Ray, when you got a bad. Like, you used to drive Uber, but you didn't do Uber Eats, did you?
Eddie
No, that Came after me.
Bobby Bones
You were Gen one, huh?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
New York Post had that story. A guy in Seattle's facing misdemeanor assault charges after shoving two referees at a son's hockey game. The refs were 12 and 14 years old, so they were like volunteer kids.
Eddie
That's tough, man.
Bobby Bones
A Seattle man's facing misdemeanor assault charges after shoving two child referees at a son's hockey game. The man is accused of knocking the referees, ages 12 and 14 onto their backs on the ice. It was unprovoked attack, according to police. From ABC News. According to a police report obtained by ABC News, the man claimed he had acted in defense of his son after an altercation with a player on the opposing team. He told police his son was punched and kicked for about 30 seconds by the other athlete and the referees did nothing to stop the assault. What do you think though? The whole crowd would agree with this guy if that were really the case? Yes. Because you would see that if it were that blatant or another. The other team's player was kicking the crap out of your kid for the quote was 30 seconds. I think everyone would see that and back this guy up. That's really. I don't see that that's happening. But he walked down. What if you get like a real lippy 13 or 14 year old and you're an adult man, just in general, it's like shoving you and stuff.
Eddie
Great question.
Lunchbox
I mean you can't, you can't push them.
Eddie
Ah, like what if they take a.
Lunchbox
Swing at you, then you dodge it.
Bobby Bones
That's a great question too because if it's a 13 year old who's kind of in that puberty phase, is tall and like he takes a swing at.
Lunchbox
You, but then you dodge it and then you just hold him like stop. Because you're bigger than him, you'll stop him but you can't like punch back.
Eddie
Man, that's tough.
Bobby Bones
That's a tough one.
Lunchbox
What were you going to say? What do you think?
Eddie
I mean that's just hard because if you're like, let's say you're at the.
Bobby Bones
Mall, let's say, and we're at the.
Eddie
Mall, some 14 year old punches you, you're just going to do like, what do you do?
Amy
Yeah, I'm not going to punch back.
Bobby Bones
You may feel like you're in danger though. Like if you're feeling threatened.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And you just got punched.
Eddie
Yeah. You got assaulted.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's not an easy answer for me because you definitely don't want to get in a fight with a kid. No.
Eddie
Yeah, but you can't just let him hit you.
Bobby Bones
But if you feel in danger, that sucks.
Lunchbox
If a girl comes and punches you, you gonna hit her back?
Eddie
That's another thing like if I'm at the mall, everything is the mall.
Bobby Bones
Everything's at the mall.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think it, to me, I think the decision is do I feel in further danger, I just got hit by a kid, 13 year old at the mall. Do I feel if I continue to feel that I'm in further danger, I'm going to do whatever I need to do to make sure to not feel in danger anymore. If it's 13 or 53, if they hit me and I'm like, I'm in no further danger, I can walk away. I think I have the capacity to do that. But if there's more threat, if I have the feeling of threat, I think I probably. Regardless of who or what it is, maintain, maintain. No, not no maintains. Good. I don't want to maintain. I'm going to need to punch back. No, if I'm, if it's a threat, you have to defend yourself.
Eddie
If you watch a lot of these fight videos at like sporting events, a woman hits a dude, you're supposed to just let her do that.
Bobby Bones
Well then you beat up the dude she's with. That's kind of what that.
Lunchbox
Oh yeah.
Eddie
You see the brawls break out. It's like a woman hits this dude, then he hits her back and then it's just mayhem. I don't know how these get fed in my algorithm on you keep watching them.
Bobby Bones
He thinks there's one at every game because his algorithm just gives them to him. He's like they're everywhere. Every game.
Eddie
They are, they are everywhere. It's amazing.
Lunchbox
I think you can bear hug them, knock him to the ground and hold him there and then you won't look like you're trying to beat up a 13 year old.
Bobby Bones
But protecting yourself, but that's easy to say if you feel like you're in danger, you. It's not a bear hug easy. Bear hug easy is not in danger.
Lunchbox
13 year old, I think I can bear hug and throw him to the ground and just keep him.
Eddie
Some 13, generally some 13 year olds.
Bobby Bones
But 13 year old could punch you and have weapons on them too.
Lunchbox
Well that's, that's different.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So there's a gun. Dude, I punched a gun out of his hand.
Bobby Bones
Okay. No, you wouldn't. You can't bear hug your way out of Something that you feel like is a threat to your life. So if you think you can bear, hug and hold them, that's because you don't feel like it's a threat and you're just going to hold them.
Amy
What if you hold them like they need to be held?
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Amy
And like they need to be loved.
Lunchbox
Just hug them.
Bobby Bones
Sing a little song.
Amy
Yes. Like what. What is happening in your life right now that made you come up to me at the mall?
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Amy
And hit me.
Bobby Bones
And then he said, why are you at the mall?
Lunchbox
Did it say how old these hockey players were? Like, what's the kids?
Bobby Bones
They were even younger.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because the 12 and 14 year olds were older kids. Ref in the game.
Eddie
And it's tough being a ref. I mean, when I was a ref and I was like 13 ref in men's league, like soccer. And I'm gonna tell you what, those men, God, they were. I mean, they were brutal. I mean, getting in your face. Oh, getting in your face. Cursing you out.
Amy
Sounds like you. Now to the refs as an adult rec league.
Eddie
At least my adult league.
Bobby Bones
You can do it.
Eddie
My co ed rec league. It's adults reffing. Like I'm talking. I would go on Sundays to Zilker park and it would be grown men and I was 13 and I'd be the ref.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Eddie
And they.
Amy
I mean, how'd you get that job? Yeah, I've never heard you talk about that.
Bobby Bones
I. Men's league softball as a kid at like 13:40. Yeah. Because I played in the league too, and I wanted the 25 bucks. So. Yeah, I was an umpire. For men's league softball. They needed refs or umps.
Amy
That's weird for men to have little boys.
Lunchbox
That is weird.
Bobby Bones
I wasn't a little boy. I was 13. Okay. But also played in the men's league.
Eddie
Like I'm going into high school.
Bobby Bones
You guys were little. Looking back, I was nothing else.
Amy
Who was hiring these people? Because I don't like the sound.
Bobby Bones
They were looking for anybody. They needed anybody that they. You took like a little. Okay, whatever. I was not a little boy. I was a little boy.
Amy
If you're 13, you're a little boy. To grown men.
Eddie
They're cussing you out in your face. I mean, it was.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
I never got that.
Amy
Maybe that was.
Bobby Bones
I never was. They never made me be the home plate umpire as the 13, 14 year old. But I play. It was called Ball Mountain is where he played. Arkansas. Keith. I played on his men's League softball teams.
Amy
Okay, so at least you were with an adult you could trust.
Bobby Bones
Okay, no, he wasn't always with me. I just played on his team. So I knew the people out there, which is why they hired me to be an Elm.
Amy
There's no way.
Bobby Bones
I mean it's small town, it's on Springs.
Amy
I know. I'm trying to picture if my 14 year old when he was 13 was just like out.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't Compton, but I mean it was like. It wasn't Beverly Hillbillies. It was like bigger than Mountain Pine. It was like the town. It was like city.
Amy
Okay, now you're making it worse.
Eddie
My neighbor dropped me off at like.
Bobby Bones
8Am and I Eds acting like it was four people in a hay barn.
Lunchbox
Well, I would think they all knew. Did they all know?
Bobby Bones
You weird, dude.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Amy
I'm not going to let my my kid go rep an adult men's sporting event.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Amy
Why?
Eddie
To make money.
Lunchbox
It's legal for you to work.
Bobby Bones
It's 25 bucks cash. Cuz.
Amy
Lunch. Buck just said men were like cuss him out.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't get that.
Amy
Exactly.
Eddie
I mean, I called one guy off sides and he looked over me, he goes, get your blanket out of your blanket and cuss me out. And this guy sitting on a picnic table right there looked at me, goes, that was the right call.
Amy
I don't know.
Eddie
And the guy that cussed me out, I never saw him again. But the guy that said it was the right call was my high school soccer coach.
Amy
Okay, well I don't know when this exactly happened because I just saw it on Instagram yesterday. My sister sent me a video of this mother in Georgia whose 10 year old son walked to the gas station by himself. And then police showed up at her house and arrested her.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we talked about it like six months ago.
Amy
I mean, okay, we talked about it six months ago. Sorry, I just saw the video.
Bobby Bones
I'd say two, two months ago maybe.
Amy
Okay, but just see the video.
Bobby Bones
And we talked about it for like two days.
Amy
Golly, we talked about it.
Lunchbox
We've been trying to do the scenario. Like why would she send him?
Amy
Yeah, and like participated.
Bobby Bones
Me being small town and we used to go everywhere.
Amy
Next time y'all forget we did a segment, just wait, I'm going to bring it.
Bobby Bones
Well no, everybody knew that though.
Lunchbox
It wasn't that long ago.
Bobby Bones
It was like yesterday.
Amy
Now that we bring it up, I'm recalling having a similar discussion. I'm just saying, seeing the video, it.
Bobby Bones
Was December 1st of December.
Amy
Yeah, a lot has happened since.
Lunchbox
Was the video where the mom was kind of clueless? Like what?
Amy
Like she was on the phone, she was telling the police like, hey, hold on. And they're like, no, ma'am, we're here. You need to get off the phone. She's like, hold on, I gotta go, the police are here. And then, yeah, they. She was like, what, you're arresting me? Since when is it illegal for a 10 year old to walk to the gas station?
Bobby Bones
This is not a repeat, just for listeners.
Eddie
And when's it illegal for a five year old to walk to the gas station by themselves?
Bobby Bones
I think where it becomes illegal are the vague rules of a child being in danger. And so there are those rules where if you're putting a kid in a situation where he could be endangering, like.
Amy
Reffing an adult league, sounds like Lunchbox is in danger.
Bobby Bones
I never felt in danger. I just, I ump the bases safe out. Never got screamed at.
Lunchbox
You know, Amy has a good point though. On TikTok videos, does it tell you when they were posted? I can't find that anywhere.
Bobby Bones
So what happens is they do it purposefully.
Amy
Why?
Bobby Bones
So it always feels fresh. Algorithm is feeding you stuff and then.
Amy
You bring it to work and act like it's fresh.
Lunchbox
That's it.
Bobby Bones
Well, so let's say you. Let's say there's a new. Something new that you're into watching. I'm getting a lot of old, like Saturday Night Live clips now, but let's say there's something. So if you're watching clips though, and you saw it was posted three weeks ago, you're probably not as drawn to it as if it was posted yesterday, the day before. So because your algorithms change and things you like to watch, they don't. But what the news guys do now, the update guys, they put it in the description. Some of the guys that do break like this just happened, they put it in their description so old stuff doesn't come through from them.
Amy
Smart. I appreciate that.
Bobby Bones
It may limit the people that see their videos because if you don't watch it, we'll within like 10 hours, you probably won't see it or care to see it. But yeah, that's what they do. But that's why it's because of people. Even if you go, hey, you've never heard this show before, but it's a rerun, people aren't as drawn to it.
Lunchbox
Well, what really messes me up is they're feeding me like airplane crashes now. And then I Think it's like, oh, man, that just happened. And it's one from like five years ago. And you look at it, you're like.
Bobby Bones
That'S a long time. Five years.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm just saying it wasn't. It didn't happen this week where I'm thinking like, oh, we didn't talk about that crash. Hey, that, like that Motley Crue.
Bobby Bones
Well, that was like two days ago.
Lunchbox
Okay, see, I don't know. It didn't tell me. So now I'm assuming, like, Motley Crue owned a plane. No way. They owned a plane together. That must have been a long time ago.
Bobby Bones
No. So it was Vince Neil's plane. His girlfriend was injured, the pilot was killed. Private plane. This is like two or three days ago.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
He had a private plane. This is a private plane. And it crashed and the pilot died. I think my facts are correct. And his girlfriend was on it. He was not on it, and she was injured.
Amy
Well, how did it crash?
Lunchbox
It ran into another plane.
Bobby Bones
It was like. Came off of the tarmac thing. Yeah, it wasn't like in the air crash. It was a on the ground type crash.
Eddie
Something with a landing.
Bobby Bones
Plane fears off a Runway in Scottsdale.
Amy
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What about the flight that disappeared over Alaska?
Amy
Yeah, what's up with that?
Bobby Bones
10 people on it, right? And they couldn't find. It's gone.
Eddie
They found it.
Bobby Bones
They did find it. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't come with my algorithm yet.
Lunchbox
It like fell. Fell out of school.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I haven't seen the thing.
Eddie
All of them are.
Bobby Bones
All 10 passengers and missing plane have been identified. Oh, this is a little. This is a prop plane. It's a prop plane with the propeller on the front.
Amy
Single engine or double? Well, if it's just one on the front.
Lunchbox
Dude, those single engines are. So it's like one fan. It's like a fan. It's like a box fan. Like one that you put in your bedroom by the window.
Amy
Well, it's a little more.
Lunchbox
But when they started, it's really just one fan. And like, this is going to take us somewhere know.
Bobby Bones
But they can glide.
Amy
That's what Ben did. He Gl. His. His prop flew off the plane.
Lunchbox
Right. Because it's a box fan.
Bobby Bones
When he flew us like we did, he flew us to Biloxi. Wants to do a show. We flew a prop plane that was.
Amy
Twin, though, because I was a King Air.
Bobby Bones
Was it?
Amy
Yes. I was trusting two box fans. Anything. Anything he flew. After that plane crash, he was. Well, no, the plane Incident with a controlled landing that he was in. I always was like, what are you flying today? Cause I would always freak out. And I know that y'all would fly.
Bobby Bones
A twin, but we called it two Boxer. Two Boxer two Box. I remember hitting turbulence so hard, like. And he looked like he was like riding the horse in front of Walmart. That was so fun. Your kids riding that little. Put your quarter in it. Ride the horse.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let me read about this Alaska flight real quick. The incident marks the third major aviation accident in the United States in just over a week, raising fresh concerns about flight safety. The single engine Cessna Caravan aircraft operated by Bering Air vanished from radar Thursday afternoon while en route to Nome, Alaska. The wreckage was found on Friday in the Bering Sea. After an extensive search effort involving local, state and federal agencies, the Alaska Coast Guard found the crash plane on Friday about 34 miles southeast of Nome. On Saturday afternoon, a team of pararescue people recovered the victims and transported their bodies to Nome for identification. So what happened? Do we know? Lunchbox?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Again, I saw they were gone, but I never saw the end of the story.
Eddie
Yeah, I don't know what exactly happened. I didn't read that. I just saw that they were all recovered, all the bodies. And I saw one story of a teacher was going to visit her students, which I guess she teaches. I mean, because they live out in.
Bobby Bones
Why are you talking like that?
Eddie
Because I don't know if I'm right.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And it's like, man, it's weird. And just.
Amy
How is he talking?
Lunchbox
A little soft.
Bobby Bones
I just want to like. Well, he's.
Lunchbox
Normally he yells. He yells when he's.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's very aggressive.
Eddie
Have all the. I mean, this is just what I.
Bobby Bones
Read and so when you don't have information, you talk?
Amy
No, he's sad.
Bobby Bones
No, when you talk, you have different. Thank you feelings. For him to talk like that would. Felt very weird even. Regardless. Sad, happy, but.
Eddie
Yeah, I know one of the women on board was a teacher going to see her students, but I don't. I guess maybe she teaches virtually. I don't know.
Lunchbox
But see, that's irregular, the way he just talked about.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, that's how I was talking.
Bobby Bones
He got to a pocket I wasn't comfortable with.
Lunchbox
So if you don't really know what you're talking about. If you talk really low.
Bobby Bones
That's what he said.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He didn't really know the details. Maybe people don't hear as many things.
Eddie
Yeah, I don't want to be NPR'd.
Amy
This is progress. I think he was actually. Didn't want to be insecure.
Bobby Bones
He just took a shot at Amy, and Amy just keeps protecting him. That's my favorite thing.
Amy
He took a shot at me.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
You didn't hear that.
Amy
Whatever. I hear it now.
Bobby Bones
Investigators working determine the cause.
Amy
I get it.
Bobby Bones
Suddenly dropped in elevation and speed. I guess maybe they don't know. Yeah. That's three. Although, I mean, that's the commercial. One is the craziest of all with the helicopter because the other two were private planes. What was like a Mexican medevac. Medevac Ambulance.
Lunchbox
Oh, it was the one that was. I didn't know that. Okay.
Amy
They were headed to a surgery or something.
Bobby Bones
And I think there are definitely a higher amount of private plane crash or. Because you can just be a rich lawyer and buy an airplane and crash it. You know, they call them lawyer killers, those planes like that. Because you don't. You have just enough hours to get up and you. You have just enough money to buy a plane. So you go up. It's the commerce. Commercial airlines that really messes with people because.
Amy
Yeah, the Washington one was commercial and military. So that just really messes with us. Like the two that you would think.
Bobby Bones
And at the same time, all the drones was happening. And it's just been a weird year. It's been a. This has been the most nuts January, February or February month and 12 days ever. And then they have the press conference like, here come the aliens at jfk. And we're like, all right, yawn. Next. What are you gonna say?
Amy
Well, nothing. It was just a casual conversation.
Bobby Bones
Cool. We'll be casual. Bringing out. Hey, man.
Amy
I just remember talking to my cousin at the end of last year, and she was just like. Like, she didn' Say specifics and she never. It's fine. It's not a big deal. But she did say that we're going to be dealing with.
Lunchbox
She said the beginning of the. A lot next year.
Amy
This. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Devil's advocate. You could say that in a year.
Amy
You could see. That's why I didn't say. That's why I wasn't gonna say it.
Lunchbox
Hold up.
Bobby Bones
No, we're having casual conversations.
Amy
I know. We could just be casual.
Lunchbox
Did she say that two years ago, though?
Amy
About the beginning of 2024?
Bobby Bones
It was also pretty crazy, though.
Amy
I don't.
Lunchbox
Was it the beginning? I don't remember.
Bobby Bones
I don't either, but I bet it was.
Lunchbox
There was something.
Amy
I feel as crazy as this year. Yeah. This year and she has a whole thing about aliens. You should talk to her about aliens. Y'all should do a thing at least. How much time at least y'all could agree on that.
Bobby Bones
I think the word alien is where most people will just check out.
Amy
Okay, fine. Whatever. You.
Bobby Bones
No, not even that. Aliens and little green men. I. The more I read about them, I feel like if there's something there, they're not coming from other planets.
Amy
Mm.
Lunchbox
I know. You don't need another podcast. You don't?
Bobby Bones
God, no. I can do nothing else. I'm about to die.
Amy
I'm saying you could just talk to her on the side. One, one, one talk.
Bobby Bones
Like, as a per. Just sit down with somebody and talk on the show. But why would I talk to anybody if I couldn't record it?
Amy
You could record it.
Bobby Bones
No, you could record it. But I'm not saying if we're talking, we're recording it.
Amy
I meant, like. Cause anytime she's come on, she's come on the Bobby Bone Show. I'm saying it would be offline, but you could loaded up somewhere.
Lunchbox
Not luxuries people in public. Hey, you want to talk? Are we recording this?
Bobby Bones
Yes. I have no energy if we're not recording it. I got too many podcasts right now. I'm drowning in podcasts.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think it would be. Y'all would have an interesting conversation.
Bobby Bones
There is a new podcast, a new episode of our show. Lots to say. Matt Castle and I played in the NFL and we had. First of all, the Vikings head coach who won coach of the year on.
Amy
You said Matt Castle and I played in the NFL.
Bobby Bones
Matt Castle and I. He played in the NFL.
Lunchbox
No, the way you said it, that was perfect.
Bobby Bones
You, like, played in the NFL.
Lunchbox
It was perfect.
Bobby Bones
Matt Castle and I. Yeah.
Amy
Referencing him playing the NFL. But you. Why would you say Matt Castle?
Bobby Bones
You think a single person thinks I'm talking about me playing the NFL? Single person.
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
There's not. You can't even listen to my voice. And telling him it doesn't matter.
Amy
I feel like you kind of liked it. You liked it.
Bobby Bones
I did sign a contract with the NFL. Now, that part I stand by to talk, not play. And we had. So we had. His name's Kevin O'Connell, one Coach of the Year, NFL this year with the Vikings. But then we had my friend Andy Roddick on, and we were talking about pickleball, and if I can beat him, I'm trying to go pro. He's playing for a million bucks this weekend again. On espn. On espn.
Amy
Well, so what does he think about you? He says no chance.
Bobby Bones
And he has no chance. He says no chance, period.
Lunchbox
I kind of believe.
Amy
And then how do you feel about that? Like, when you hear that, what do you think? There's still a chance.
Bobby Bones
It pisses me off a little bit to not even be given a fraction of a chance.
Amy
Do you think. Do you really think there's a chance you could beat.
Bobby Bones
I'm going to tell you. Andy Roddick, former number one tennis player, Grand Slam winner, top 10 for a decade.
Amy
And this is a sport that involves a paddle, a ball, and a net.
Bobby Bones
But it does not involve much. It's not a power sport. And this court is much smaller. If I were betting, would I bet on him right now? Yes, but it's not the same as a large tennis court where he's known for power, using power serves. Because you can't do that in this game. It's different. It's the same, but different. Although he makes fun of pickleball players so hard, and then he's like, y'all plan to turn a million bucks? I don't care. Like, he goes hard.
Amy
Is it a million dollars for himself or charity?
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, the first one. If he wins the prize money, he wins the money.
Amy
Oh, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I didn't know if it was like.
Bobby Bones
He won the first one.
Lunchbox
Is he playing doubles or singles?
Bobby Bones
You. So what happens is you play singles and doubles. Listen, this one, I'm not sure. The first one, he, like. It's like round robin. You do singles against people. You play doubles, and then whoever has the height wins.
Lunchbox
Because I saw Andre Agassiz in this, too.
Bobby Bones
He was in the first one, too.
Lunchbox
Cool.
Bobby Bones
And he won the first one.
Lunchbox
And you think you can beat him?
Bobby Bones
I didn't say I think I can beat him. I was insulting.
Amy
But it makes you mad that I.
Bobby Bones
Was insulted that he wouldn't even. Just for a second.
Lunchbox
But that's his personality. He doesn't like.
Amy
He's competitive, too.
Lunchbox
Very. We played golf with him. He's very competitive. And, like, we were terrible.
Bobby Bones
I was a little insulted.
Amy
You were terrible. Not papi.
Bobby Bones
I was a little insulted that it wasn't even thought for a second that I had a chance.
Amy
Yeah, everybody just wants a chance.
Bobby Bones
Cause I think I could. I think I.
Amy
That's great, though. Your confidence. That's great.
Bobby Bones
I think I'd have a shot.
Amy
You know what confidence is, guys? You know, we've talked about this before.
Lunchbox
It's just like a.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
It's trying. And you try a lot.
Bobby Bones
I have at times an irrational confidence.
Amy
But you still try.
Bobby Bones
Now, I don't think it's irrational. My confidence is that I would. Not that I would beat him. It was that the fact that he wouldn't even think that there's a possibility that I could beat him.
Lunchbox
Would it be better if he said maybe?
Bobby Bones
No, it'd be better if he said, nah, I don't think so. Like, I haven't seen you play, but I'm gonna go with, no, I don't think so, or I haven't seen you play, but it was just like, God, no. Like, that was kind of what? I was a little insulted.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But also, he probably could have been doing that to be insulting to me.
Amy
What if he was like, yeah, I could see it maybe if I fell and broke all my bones.
Lunchbox
All my bones.
Bobby Bones
Well, at least I got a good laugh on that one. We do have, like, a funny, like, viral idea, like a bit idea that we just haven't had time to line it up. But they have tournaments a lot, and I was gonna get my friend Randy Ogyck, and he's going to my teammate, and so we just put, like, a little different hair on him and we go play in tournaments. But it's him, Randy. It's Andy Roddick.
Amy
Oh, Randy Odyk.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We show up and no one knows it's him because he's where. It's like when Eli Manning does the quarterback. But it's like, we go and play in a tournament, they don't know it's Andy, and then we hopefully win the tournament.
Amy
Yeah, y'all should do that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we've said that we should. We just haven't really had the time. Yeah, the timing.
Amy
When you first were saying the name, I was like, is that someone that is a professional pickleball player?
Bobby Bones
Did anybody else miss that?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Just making sure we got it immediate.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
Because I even said we had this idea.
Amy
Say it again. Say it again.
Bobby Bones
Randy Ogic.
Lunchbox
But we were just talking about Andy Roddick.
Amy
The. I never. Okay, it's. It doesn't sound anything the same to me.
Bobby Bones
But we were just talking. It doesn't matter. He's on Lots to say the podcast.
Amy
It doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
Check it out. And that's it. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks for me. Love Starbucks. Love to get a chai tea. And if I'm ready, if I really need a big day, I'll get that double shot of Espresso ready to go. But the great thing now at Starbucks is is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here, you're going to get it in a mug or a glass. There's also a condiment bar. It's back. Now you can add the finishing touches to your drink so you don't have to go, well, I need a little more of this. I need a little less of this. You can do the perfect amount of cream and sugar. You now have even more reasons to stay a while at Starbucks. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Amy
The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?
Bobby Bones
I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success.
Amy
Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well being@sounditouttogether.org that's sounditouttogether.org brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.
Arturo Castro
Hi, I'm Arturo Castro and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buck wild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe Chao.
Lunchbox
Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the.
Bobby Bones
Sketchy guy named Steve.
Arturo Castro
It's giving funny true crime.
Bobby Bones
I love storytelling and I love you. So I can't wait.
Arturo Castro
Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series. Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's Revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Amy
Karen, where have you brought us?
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Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
The best dates for single people are Florida, New York, California, Texas, and Illinois. The worst are West Virginia, Arkansas, and North Dakota.
Amy
Why?
Bobby Bones
Conditions for dating.
Lunchbox
Like weather?
Bobby Bones
No, not just that, but get in there. Even employment rates are a big part of it.
Amy
Because you have to pay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Places to go, things to do in North Dakota.
Eddie
There's not anybody there.
Amy
Oh, yeah, Probably. Ratio of people available?
Bobby Bones
That's a part of it, yeah. Florida, New York, California, getting the top. Texas, four. Illinois, five worst. West Virginia, Arkansas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Kentucky, Alaska. At 6. Two men attempt to rob a home at gunpoint. It severely backfires after one victim outwitted them by escaping into the perpetrator's own getaway car. And the other one drops the gun while fleeing. Two armed men were attempting to rob a house in Virginia. One of the victims outsmarted them. Disguised as a utility worker. One intruder tricked the homeowner to let him in the house. Then the accomplice comes in, like, pushes his way through one, then enters the back with a gun. They force the victims into the kitchen. They were stealing cash, valuables, and a handgun. The homeowner's dog starts barking. He convinced the robbers to let him take the dog outside. Okay, robbers. You can never let the person you've got captured not be captured. How did. He's got a poop. You know what? Good point. Go ahead and take him on out of there. Seizing the opportunity, he escaped in the suspect's own running getaway car and called police. Meanwhile, the second victim grabbed a gun of one of the intruders because they had dropped the gun and then chased them as they. He drops a gun, and then the other. The guy grabs it and goes, now I'm the captain now.
Lunchbox
These guys sound like amateurs.
Bobby Bones
He was. They. They identified the person. Wavy. Yeah, if you're the one who, like, did it. All right, but, like, your buddy's the one that left a car running and dropped his gun. You're probably very upset at that. You're right over there.
Amy
Yeah. Why? Just asking what happened.
Lunchbox
You went somewhere else?
Bobby Bones
Just in general this morning. You've been going in and out a little bit.
Amy
What? I have not I've been very much here the whole time.
Lunchbox
No, you'll start looking like over there somewhere for a little bit.
Bobby Bones
And a couple times you've been like, oh, no.
Amy
Well, that. During that story, I was thinking about how there's been Chilean gang members baking, breaking in around like Nashville and surrounding areas. Have you heard about that?
Lunchbox
No, but isn't that where Joe Burrows were from?
Bobby Bones
Well, there's a ring of. They were breaking into like athletes, but I'm anxious to hear this one.
Amy
Yeah, no, this is just normal everyday houses I got.
Lunchbox
And they're Chilean.
Amy
I have a text thread about it. They broke into somebody's house if they were Chilean a lot of times. Apparently they don't steal firearms. And they did not steal the gun. But they did take it out and look at it, I guess. But they stole handbags, money, jewelry.
Bobby Bones
The news says they pulled a gun out and looked at it and put it back.
Amy
It wasn't the news is text thread with like people.
Eddie
Wait, and you're confirmed they're Chilean?
Amy
No, no, they said. They said if it's the Chilean gang members have not been taking weapons. So the gang members gang.
Eddie
But you're all over the place. When you started you said, did you hear about the Chilean gang members that.
Amy
Were stealing stuff in Nashville? Because that's been happening. And then.
Bobby Bones
Are we sure?
Amy
Yes, I'm sure. That has been in the news.
Lunchbox
And hunters are going to love this.
Bobby Bones
Get them on now. We need them to listen in.
Amy
Okay, guys, let me tell you.
Bobby Bones
But you're quoting a text thread.
Amy
Yeah, that's true story. Stay based on what our detective said. If it's the Chilean game.
Bobby Bones
Who's saying that?
Amy
What's your source there? The person that got broken into.
Bobby Bones
Do you know them?
Amy
No, my God, my neighbor does. But I know the neighborhood. I know exactly where it happened. And they attached pictures.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Do they look Chilean?
Amy
Terrible. No, not they see they used.
Bobby Bones
We would have never thought Chilean had you not said it though.
Amy
Hey guys, Google it. The Chilean gang part is in the news. That is happening near us.
Eddie
Okay, show me a story.
Amy
Google it.
Eddie
I just did. Chilean gang national. The first thing that comes up is May 23, 2024. So I don't have anything recently.
Bobby Bones
Chilean min miners trapped in caves. I just see the Joe Burrow stuff. Yeah, just the Joe Burrow.
Eddie
Okay, that's all I got is Joe Burrow.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think you'll fall.
Amy
Stay vigilant.
Bobby Bones
I think you fall.
Amy
This is no there.
Bobby Bones
It's on here.
Amy
Thank you. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Amy
It's on Fox. Nashville. It's right here.
Bobby Bones
What's it say?
Amy
13 hours ago.
Eddie
Oh, it says nothing about Chile.
Amy
It's a South American gang.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure. It could be South American.
Lunchbox
They could be the same.
Amy
Okay, it's chili is in South America.
Lunchbox
It is.
Amy
Wait, y'all think I can make. Y'all think I just make this stuff up?
Eddie
Well, I mean, the way you started out, it was confirmed Chilean guys broke into this house. And then you're like, well, there's no proof of it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Source text message.
Amy
No, the source.
Bobby Bones
Source text message from somebody my neighbor knows.
Amy
I actually was saying I was trying to clarify that they had a firearm and it was not stolen, although it was removed from the box, but they decided to leave it. And the detective said, well, if it is Chilean, it could be because they don't steal firearms. I don't know why. Maybe they have a code.
Lunchbox
Chilean code.
Bobby Bones
They're like, do whatever you want.
Lunchbox
No firearms.
Eddie
Here we go. Nashville. Several charged in Nashville Human trafficking ring tried to Venezuelan. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, are you. Are you doing the wrong country?
Amy
That is Chilean gang.
Bobby Bones
South African gang. Trende Aruga.
Amy
Well, Africa's different.
Bobby Bones
Tied to recent arrest from Tennessee. South American.
Amy
Well, whatever. That's what I was thinking about. I didn't mean to present as if something was wrong with me.
Bobby Bones
Nothing is wrong with you ever.
Amy
You said. Are you okay this morning?
Bobby Bones
You've been in and out a bit. That means something's wrong with you.
Amy
What do you mean in and out? Like, because I'm not noticing it. So I need you to tell me so that I can be aware in.
Bobby Bones
The middle of segments when we were live.
Amy
No, no, I was coughing. Are you kidding? I've been trying to hit my cough button.
Lunchbox
Are you sick?
Eddie
You're right. Four suspects allegedly from Chile arrested for robbing $200,000 worth of stuff from a Forest Hills home. I don't think we're from 2022.
Amy
The gangs are still.
Bobby Bones
Hold on, hold on.
Amy
The gangs are still here?
Bobby Bones
My argument is not a fact based argument. It's the presentation of the story. It was. I got a text. It's in a text thread?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but then you know the person. No, like, that is where I. That's where the humor I find in it is. I'm not saying it's not true.
Amy
I know everybody on the text thread and they know the. They know the neighborhood and the person.
Bobby Bones
So everybody that you know knows somebody who knows it?
Amy
Well, I don't. Technically, it's just a neighborhood text thread. I'VE not met a lot of like.
Bobby Bones
I don't even live in the neighborhood. I'm just on it.
Amy
It's just like a text. Started with a bunch of moms in the neighborhood.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
So any hoozy?
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
I have not yawned at all. It has been coughing.
Bobby Bones
Hey, I don't care.
Eddie
So you don't know all these people.
Amy
On my text ad? Yeah, no.
Bobby Bones
Do you say your name as far or is it just a bunch of anonymous numbers?
Amy
It's just a bunch of numbers, but it's saved as a group thing. Like moms of the neighborhood. I got added to it by somebody when I moved in.
Bobby Bones
I got a couple other things and we'll.
Amy
It's helpful.
Bobby Bones
Eddie is good to. He gets to not wear a sling. He's not wearing it today, as a matter of fact.
Lunchbox
Check it out.
Amy
He never needed it.
Bobby Bones
So theory. Hey, can. Speaking of conspiracies.
Lunchbox
It'll all come out in the report, Amy.
Amy
He never needed it. Are you kidding me?
Bobby Bones
You don't think he had a broken arm?
Lunchbox
Like, that's rude.
Amy
I think he bruised it or something.
Bobby Bones
He bruised his arm? More slang.
Amy
He like, heard it and then he was like, I'm no worse sling. Because he. Y'all went to play those shows last week and he had the sling on for like no reason at all. Like, he had his arm over his guitar and he was playing and the sling was on, but it was riding up his arm.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I can still play. I can move my wrist.
Amy
No, your whole arm was. And the sling was coming up. It was just funny.
Lunchbox
Why wear it when we weren't playing? I would arrest my arm.
Bobby Bones
What is your theory, Amy? I'm just curious.
Amy
Do you think attention.
Lunchbox
Why would I need attention?
Bobby Bones
We have. Hey, listen, the target has moved around this room. I mean, it has gone in a very fair way, in a very democratic way. Every person us taking shots.
Amy
Yeah. Cuz let me tell you, I have not yawned once today.
Eddie
I have.
Amy
I haven't. And I got accused of it.
Lunchbox
I don't understand. The target's moving where? I. I don't understand.
Amy
It's.
Eddie
What's going on? Are you not getting enough attention at home?
Amy
That was me strategically moving it from myself to.
Lunchbox
You got it.
Bobby Bones
No, that. Yeah, we've all been the victim of everybody attacking in this sec.
Lunchbox
And I've been pretty quiet for the most fun.
Bobby Bones
No, no, you've jumped in. You've jumped in, had good laughs. You've had good laughs. Where? Npr, Chilea, Chalea. Yeah, whatever.
Lunchbox
Anyway, go Ahead, the doctor says I'm good to take the sling off. He says I'm healing, like, a lot quicker than he expected. You know what's weird? Here's a theory is I was. I had, like, that chest congestion a few weeks ago, and I went to the doctor and she said, I'm really hesitant to give you steroids because that messes with bone healing. She said, but we're doing it anyway because your cough is so bad. So I took steroids. I don't know if that sped things up or what it did, but the doctor is like, hey, lose the sling. If you can move your arm, move it. But here's the problem. Slowly turn it into a lunchbox. I can't touch my.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's because an injury. You'll get the full mobility.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what the doctor said, mobility. But I was like, I'm a little worried. I have a coworker that can't touch his shoulders.
Bobby Bones
You think that's contagious and. Or contamination?
Lunchbox
Well, I've been making fun of him for so long.
Bobby Bones
He's born with that. He's making fun of a defect.
Eddie
Yeah, that's a birth defect. I should get it. I still think I should get a handicapped parking sticker for.
Bobby Bones
But it's not keeping you from doing anything.
Eddie
Touching my shoulders. Getting chains the proper way.
Lunchbox
That's it. Patting yourself on the back. He said, like, can't do that.
Eddie
Like, when you have an itch. Gotta find a door frame.
Bobby Bones
But, I mean, that's like a bear.
Eddie
Collar's messed up. Can't see.
Bobby Bones
I'm happy to hear that you're out of your sling.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You don't think he had a broken arm? You think it was something. He wore a sling and then had to amplify the injury. So we didn't make fun of him.
Amy
Yeah. Or show prep. He needed something.
Bobby Bones
Oh, a bit chasing.
Eddie
Has anybody seen an X ray?
Bobby Bones
I have not seen an X ray.
Amy
Can we talk to the doctor?
Eddie
Yeah. Bring that in for socials. You know what I mean?
Lunchbox
I told you didn't call the doctor.
Bobby Bones
Like, we know who the doctor is.
Eddie
Hey. Hey. I'm calling on behalf of Eddie. Can I see the X rays? He'd be like, no.
Lunchbox
You want me to get the doctor on?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not that interested in it.
Lunchbox
He said that you. He play. He plays. He plays in a band. He's an orthopedic, but he also plays in a band at Ruby Tuesdays or. I don't know, something. Some restaurant. And he said that you walked in one day and he was like, yeah, Bobby came. He's there, he's eating a steak and watch me play. Does that sound familiar?
Bobby Bones
Jack Ruby, maybe. Jack Ruby's john party. That was his place, so we'd go with him then. So we probably went.
Lunchbox
He does, like, Wednesday nights or something.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
He says, you all should come out again sometime. And you're so good at telling people, like, nah, I probably won't be able to do that. But, you know, like, he's told me three times. I'm always like, yeah, man, sounds good. But I probably won't go to Jack Ruby's.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm pretty good at going, ah, not for me, but that sounds cool. That way there's no expectation.
Lunchbox
I gotta learn that.
Bobby Bones
I quickly go, oh, man, that's awesome that you do that. I probably won't be there, but that sounds really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, lunchbox theory on Eddie's arm before we go. Theory.
Eddie
I mean, Amy's theory about attention maybe, you know, with the four kids, his wife doesn't pay attention enough to him.
Bobby Bones
Good, too. Or it's like he wants to do. Have to do less.
Eddie
Yes. Like, oh, you know what I mean. The dishes are getting too much. There's four kids. Honey, I can't do it. My arm's hurting.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Any truth to that?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Amy, I saw on your Instagram you had an animal in your yard.
Amy
Not just any animal, a bobcat.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
It's cute.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're small. They're smaller than I would. If I didn't know better, I would.
Amy
I originally learned we had Bobby hats in my neighborhood through my mom text thread. But I saw one and I thought, well, my dog saw it first, and then I thought, that is a big cat. And then its ears were all pointy. But then when it turned back and looked at me, it was so cute. Like, oh, so cute. But apparently they don't really harm humans, so I didn't mind getting kind of close to try to get a video, but they'd eat my animals super fast.
Bobby Bones
We had them because we had foxes. And the bobcats were trying to get the foxes and the coyotes were trying to get the bobcats were trying to get the foxes. Circle of life, because we had. It was full Lion King. Yeah. We just pumped it, the speakers, Elton John all night long.
Amy
I do think it's kind of weird, though, trying to think about that cat wanting to eat my cat. Because you would think cats would not want to eat their own you know.
Eddie
How close did you get to it?
Amy
Pretty close. It was in my driveway.
Lunchbox
Did it.
Bobby Bones
You zoomed in on it, though?
Amy
I zoomed in, but I mean, I got closer than I. That was before I googled if they would hurt humans.
Bobby Bones
It's. They're usually not out when you can see them. It's usually nighttime, like night night.
Amy
This one was just chilling. It was rainy, though.
Bobby Bones
It was a dusky.
Amy
It's like rainy and 2pm oh, really?
Bobby Bones
That's usually earlier, but cloudy over.
Amy
You know, the sun wasn't out or anything, but I just thought it was so cute. And then I thought it would eat my cat. Like cats would eat cats did. Dog eat dog?
Bobby Bones
That's the kind of world it is.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, no, dog don't eat dog for the most part, but different kind of cats and like, it's a. That's a predator. It's a natural predator for smaller creatures in general. So it's not just a cat. It would be anything. Squirrel, it'd be anything.
Lunchbox
A coyote won't eat a dog. I think they do.
Amy
But is a coyote a dog?
Bobby Bones
One coyote is more of a dog, I think, than a cat. Yeah, but eat one, maybe attack one.
Lunchbox
And then just leave it.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know about you. We never had coyotes eat dogs.
Amy
I guess probably it's case by case, too, because there's some. Most humans don't eat humans, but some do.
Bobby Bones
That's different. That's not case by case.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And they're.
Bobby Bones
That's like the plane needs to crash in the Andes. You need to be Jeffrey Dahmer. Coyotes occasionally will eat a dog, but it's. But only again in the much predator, much smaller version, where it could be anything that small that they're going to eat.
Amy
Okay. It had to be like a little teeny tiny.
Bobby Bones
For the most part. Yes. A smaller dog. And it doesn't matter what that animal was. They were going to eat it because it was smaller. Hey, John. Hey, you're on the air, buddy. What's going on?
Ray
So I couldn't help but get involved with what you all were talking about this morning. You know, some of these things coming out with these classified documents and things like that. The note I wanted to make mostly was that if you think about the Apollo 17 and the moon landings and all that stuff, a lot of those conspiracy theories about that were debunked. Right. Supposedly, anyway. But it goes to stand to reason why in later years, Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong are now and have been since those supposed moon Landings been talking about, they've never been there, that there was more camera crews than there was actual scientific research. Now, it was mostly because of the big space race. You know, we were trying to beat the Soviets there and everything like that. We got the superiority that America wanted. All of the things that have been in plan since then have been all in front of our faces. Hide it in plain sight. These classified documents aren't going to tell us anything we don't already know or haven't already been leaked on the Internet somewhere. There's some deep dives you can take into it. I've been running a podcast in the theory show called Wolf Takes Bike for years. It's kind of work in progress on where we're at. But my point is, is that we cover a lot of things that I'm starting to see now falling into play.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I totally agree with some of what you're saying, I think. But generally for the American people, they're not going to deep dive anything because you gotta go to work and you gotta come home and make sure the kids have dinner and hopefully you got an hour to watch TV or something before you go, have to go to bed. And most people aren't gonna have the time and they're not gonna care enough because they don't have enough time to care enough because they got to care about real life things. So anytime you go, this possibly couldn't be true. They're Evan, It's. They're gonna invest no time. So if deep dive, then if you're like, well, for. I'm deep diving. And listen the Buzz Aldrin. I've seen it. I've watched him. He was really old when he said that. And later he said he was not. That's not what he meant. But he did. He was really. He looked really old on stage and he was like, well, he didn't go. It's like doing a, like a Q and A on stage with like a. Trust me, if it's about going to the moon and it's been on TikTok, I watched it. So I want them to release everything. And I also have been thinking about this as we talked about it this morning. I'm going to need them to have been wrong or admit that the government really lied about a couple things as well for me to believe anything that they're going to have to go like, yeah, we lied. There were some big lies and we lied. There just has to be some people taking their lumps or I just am not going to believe their Version of transparency. Do I think that the moon landing was real? Probably. But do I think that there's been some faked shot stuff? And probably. There's probably something in the middle, but it is bizarre how we cannot, we don't have the technology to get there. Now tell me that's not weird that we could do that. And if you go and I've been to the Smithsonian and seen the rocket ship that has like flown into. That thing's weird. It's small, it's like a VW beetle. It's wild, these things flying into space. So it just doesn't make sense that how we were told it happened. Not that it didn't happen, but something isn't matching up. So if something's ever off, you tend to not believe any of it because you don't know what part of it is off and what part of it's on. So John, like with you, I believe there are a lot of things, probably for good reason, for mid reason, and for bad reason, we're not told things. And we were absolutely racing Russia to be the most superior because if we weren't and it was just us trying it, I would think it wouldn't be as big of a deal to have to fake and lie about it. But we were, we were like, look at our technology. We win Russia, you suck. So did Buzz Aldrin admit the moon landing was fake? Let's go to Snopes. Buzz Aldrin went and corrected himself on an appearance that says basically he took back what he said, but he was really old. Old people don't know. They know what they're saying. I'm 44. I know what I'm saying. Sometimes imagine when I double that age. But I feel you, John. I just, I'm just looking forward to having something be told that we're kind of having our socks knocked off and then we feel like we're being told honest things for now on, if that makes any sense.
Ray
It does. And if you don't mind me saying, and it depends when you're told. So I like how a lot of things that do come out, like a declassification of Project Blue book, like in 2020 where they admitted the US Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio determined that that alien sighting from that U.S. air Force pilot was actually identified. They still have no idea what it was. It flew at speeds and in ways that were completely inconceivable for any aircraft or technology known to. Known at the time or even today.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, and that was like 60s, by the way. Blue Book, what you're talking about is 50s and 60s. Like, so.
Ray
Yeah, yeah, it was between 1969, so. But they admitted that that aircraft flew in ways that no aircraft then could. And it's still flat. If you watch the videos and you clip it and then you're able to, like, follow some of the science that from the radio chatter they're talking about, it's flying at speeds that we have things that no way could make those zero G turns or those high G turns. I mean, now we don't have anything that could do that without making. Causing the pilots to black out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Especially 50s and 60s. We don't now, but especially then. But I think the thing that people hear is that word alien that you use there. If just because we didn't know what it was, we assigned the term, we say the word alien, people are like, okay, now we're doing Space Invaders, so it can't be real. So a lot of it, too, is the language that we use. But yeah, Project Blue book was like 50s into the 60s, and technology we don't have now that they saw then that they kind of discredited. And then now they're like, okay, no, we lied. We didn't. We just didn't know what it was. And we still don't know what it was. But we're not going to discredit it anymore because they were telling the truth, as far as we know.
Amy
So anyway, so what's the name of his podcast, John?
Bobby Bones
What is it? What is again?
Ray
It's Wolf Takes a Bite podcast. You can find it on YouTube. You can also listen to it anywhere. You listen to podcasts. We're on all platforms.
Amy
Wolf Takes a Bite.
Bobby Bones
I, by the way, don't know if I don't know John. So I'm interested as call, and we've had a great call here. So I don't know him well enough. This is not me promoting it, but if that interests you, go ahead. I don't know much about it, but good luck and I appreciate the call, John.
Ray
Yep, Truth's out There guy. That's all I gotta say.
Bobby Bones
I love the Truth's Out There guy. All right, thank you, John. The problem I have with the Truth's out There guy is there's usually like nine things that they think are conspiracies. And then you start to lose me because I just don't think everything's a conspiracy.
Lunchbox
But he's not wrong. The truth is out there.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's a point, too. He's right. The truth is out there. Go to Carrie in Tucson. Hey, Carrie, we were talking about out of Office this morning. You heard that segment. Would you like to say I. Hi, Bobby. Hi, studio.
Amy
I have never, ever heard of it. And I even asked fellow co workers.
Bobby Bones
Nothing.
Amy
No one's ever heard of it.
Bobby Bones
Would you have read that, though, and went, ooh? Or would you have just thought it was an acronym you didn't understand?
Amy
I would think that they are just putting something.
Bobby Bones
Well, did you think the segment was fun? I still don't know if I would.
Amy
Have even seen it, honestly.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Did you think the segment was funny? It sounds like you're getting a good laugh. I thought it was funny. It was funny. But I fell for Lunchbox the first time. But I was like, I've never heard of that. I've never seen it.
Amy
Cracking me up. And all my co workers are like, huh?
Bobby Bones
What? Amy had a point, though. I think the spelling would have been like you or like O or like, oh, oh, oh. Hh. It was just three O's. And even if you didn't know the acronym, which we do, because it's used a lot in the out of office replies, and it even says out of office reply in the standard script. Once you turn that on, it goes out of office reply. Then Scuba writes a message then that. I would have just assumed it was an acronym. I didn't know. Not I'm on vacation. He wasn't even on vacation. He had some personal stuff for one day.
Amy
I know, but I think he went to Epcot. Yeah. Oh, that's what you mean by the personal stuff.
Arturo Castro
I didn't go to Epcot.
Amy
Oh, I thought you posted.
Arturo Castro
I wish I went to Epcot.
Bobby Bones
That'd be pretty cool.
Amy
I thought on Instagram, I saw you were like. Were you at Sun Park?
Arturo Castro
I was in San Francisco. Nearby Pixar.
Amy
Okay, you went to Pixar and then did some stuff.
Arturo Castro
And then.
Bobby Bones
But I guess Family's wedding. You went back a family there and stuff. Yeah, that's where his wife's from.
Amy
San Francisco.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Oh, look at me.
Eddie
Yeah, See? Exactly. Rub it in your face. He's posted on Instagram that he's at Pixar.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Ray
Till Monday.
Amy
From O to Ew.
Lunchbox
He did.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Ooh.
Eddie
It's the same thing. He's rubbing it in your face.
Bobby Bones
He actually wasn't, but, Carrie, thank you for the call. We really appreciate you listening.
Amy
You're welcome.
Bobby Bones
Have a great day, you guys. Bye. Bye. All right, we're done. Thank you and good night. Okay, thank you and good night, everybody, and hope you have a. We'll see you tomorrow. All right, bye. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're gonna go, you're gonna meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here, you're gonna get it in a mug or a glass. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
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The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary Episode: WEDS PT 3: Was Eddie Lying About His Broken Arm? + Were We Wrong To Make Fun Of Lunchbox? Release Date: February 12, 2025
In this captivating episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones delves into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor with insightful discussions. From public safety recalls to personal anecdotes and lively debates among the cast, this episode offers listeners a well-rounded and entertaining experience. Below is a detailed summary of the key segments, complete with notable quotes and timestamps.
Timestamp: [02:00] – [04:14]
The episode kicks off with a discussion about a recent FDA recall of canned tuna products due to a pull tab defect that may lead to botulism contamination. Bobby Bones and his co-hosts dissect the intricacies of botulism, clarifying misconceptions and emphasizing the seriousness of the contamination risk.
Timestamp: [04:12] – [06:11]
The conversation shifts to a bizarre incident where an Uber Eats driver consumed a customer's order. Bobby recounts the story, highlighting the restaurant's humorous yet strict response to the driver's misconduct.
Timestamp: [06:11] – [13:02]
A disturbing report emerges about a Seattle man facing assault charges after shoving two young referees at his son's hockey game. The hosts debate the motivations and possible justifications behind the man's actions, questioning whether public sympathy would favor his claims of defending his son.
Timestamp: [14:00] – [38:46]
The show delves into a viral video featuring a mother being arrested after her 10-year-old son walked alone to a gas station. The hosts discuss the implications of such incidents, societal expectations, and the fine line between child independence and safety.
Timestamp: [39:00] – [55:30]
A series of recent aviation accidents take center stage, including Vince Neil's private plane crash and the disappearance of a Cessna Caravan in Alaska. The hosts analyze the causes, search efforts, and the broader impact on flight safety perceptions.
Timestamp: [30:03] – [30:43]
Arturo Castro introduces his new comedy podcast, "Greatest Escapes," focusing on wild true escape stories throughout history. He discusses upcoming episodes featuring notable guests like Ed Helms and Diane Guerrero.
Timestamp: [31:55] – [34:48]
Bobby shares interesting statistics on the best and worst states for dating, considering factors like employment rates and social opportunities. The hosts humorously debate the challenges of dating in less favorable states.
Timestamp: [46:07] – [53:53]
A call from John Cameron Mitchell sparks a deep dive into conspiracy theories surrounding the moon landings and classified UFO documents. The hosts examine the credibility of such theories, referencing historical projects like Project Blue Book and modern skepticism fueled by incomplete information.
Timestamp: [39:05] – [43:05]
A playful yet probing segment questions whether Eddie truly broke his arm or was seeking attention. The hosts humorously speculate on possible reasons behind Eddie's injury claims, blending genuine concern with lighthearted teasing.
Timestamp: [43:20] – [45:14]
Amy shares an amusing story about spotting a bobcat in her yard, leading to a discussion about wildlife behavior and safety. The conversation highlights the balance between appreciating nature and ensuring personal safety around wild animals.
Conclusion
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully weaves together a tapestry of current events, personal stories, and engaging debates. From public safety alerts to light-hearted banter about personal injuries and wildlife encounters, Bobby and his team create an entertaining and informative listening experience. Whether discussing serious topics like aviation safety or enjoying playful interactions about Eddie's arm, the show maintains a balance that keeps listeners both informed and amused.
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