WEDS: When Amy Cried Before The Show + Medications We Take + Never Gonna Get It: We ALL Have 10,000 Of These!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – March 18, 2026

Episode Title: WEDS: When Amy Cried Before The Show + Medications We Take + Never Gonna Get It: We ALL Have 10,000 Of These!
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Theme: A blend of personal revelations, playful debates, and classic Bobby Bones Show games—this episode dives into “perfect” songs, handling emotions at work, the medications (or lack thereof) the hosts are on, and a wild round of “Never Gonna Get It.”

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the signature mix of humor, vulnerability, everyday life debates, and listener games that fans expect from The Bobby Bones Show. The team opens up about workplace emotions, gets personal about medication and health, debates “perfect” songs, and faces off in a challenging round of “Never Gonna Get It.” Along the way, playful banter keeps things lively, with memorable personal stories and recurring bits about accountability (or lack thereof) when it comes to money and business ventures among friends.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Underwear Lifespan Debate

[03:05–04:40]

• Topic: Do men (and people in general) really need to replace underwear every six months, as stated by The Guardian?
• Hosts’ Reactions: Lively, incredulous—most admit to keeping underwear for 10+ years.
  • “I have underwear 10 years old or more.” – Bobby, [03:15]
  • “I bet you I can go 15 years if I really looked.” – Bobby, [03:48]
  • Banter about the suspicious disappearance of old underwear, blamed on significant others.

2. Crying at Work & Amy’s Vulnerable Share

[04:40–06:45]

• Stat: 40% of workers have cried on the job.
• Amy Opens Up: Recalls a time she broke down before the show due to minor criticism—Bobby had his wife Caitlyn come take her out for a day of distraction.
  • “I just started bawling, crying. And that was a day you actually had me. You had Caitlyn come pick me up... we went to Target and bought nail polish.” – Amy, [05:11–05:49]
  • Bobby: “That was one of those days where friendship comes first...” [05:49]
• Reflection: Hosts discuss the importance of recognizing tough seasons and giving grace.
• Others on Crying: Most haven’t cried at work except during especially emotional/memorial broadcasts.

3. The “Perfect Song” Roundtable

[07:29–12:05]

• Listener Question: What’s a "perfect song"—one with no notes, 10/10?
• Bobby’s Picks:
  • “Neon Moon” (Brooks & Dunn): “You get all the message with minimal verse. It’s extremely hooky.” [07:35]
  • “Stop This Train” (John Mayer): “Super reflective, but not wallowing.” [07:47]
  • “She Talks to Angels” (The Black Crowes): “Starts acoustic, builds, extremely quotable lines.” [08:59]
  • “You Get What You Give” (New Radicals): “Slightly cynical, but hopeful.” [09:40]
• Amy’s Pick: “Sweet Caroline”—universal singalong appeal. [10:12]
• Lunchbox: “I’m In Love With a Stripper” (T-Pain). Discussion derails into jokes. [10:35]
• Eddie: “Three Little Birds” (Bob Marley): “There’s no way you can listen to that song and you’re not at the beach in your head. That’s the power of music.” [10:51]
• Memorable Moment: Amy and Bobby jumble the lyrics for “Ain’t No Sunshine,” leading to laughs about Amy’s singing. [11:39]
• Reflection: Many “perfect” songs are tied to place, memory, and universal emotional resonance.

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4. Never Gonna Get It: The 10,000 Mystery

[16:40–24:41]

• Question: 1 in 10 Americans have 10,000 of these—what is it?
• Caller: Katrina from Oregon joins game.
• Hosts’ Guesses (All Incorrect!): Pennies, hours of expertise, regrets, Beanie Babies, thumbtacks, $10k in the bank, pictures on phone, strands of hair, unread emails/texts, problems, miles on car, etc.
• Correct Answer: 10,000 unread emails (nobody guessed it directly, but got close with text messages, emails, and problems).
• Bobby, on the answer: “I would bet that if I were to guess, Amy is the one that has this.” [23:42]
• Reveal: Eddie wins with the highest unread emails—26,511! [24:32]
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “I’m gonna rate best to dumbest, because none of [the answers] are right.” – Bobby [20:13]

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5. Rage Ranking & Healthy Outlets

[25:08–27:03]

• Question: Who has the most rage in the studio?
• Consensus: Lunchbox > Eddie (road rage) > Amy (hormonal) > others.
• Bobby shares research: “A new study finds another benefit of exercise may be helping you stay calm in stressful situations.” [26:29]
• Joke: Lunchbox’s soccer playing probably prevented him from being “a serial killer.” [27:02]

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6. Teen Beat: Getting to Know the Crew’s Favorites

[27:19–31:00]

• Inspired by a 1991 Leonardo DiCaprio Teen Beat profile.
• Categories Discussed: First ambition, first album bought, favorite book, sport, musician, band, song, movie, actor, TV show, worst school subject, favorite food.
• Notable Picks:
  • Bobby: First ambition (“Radio/TV”), first album (“ACDC – Ball Breaker” & “Mariah Carey – Butterflies”), favorite movie (“Man on the Moon”), favorite actor (“Jesse Plemons”).
  • Amy: First ambition (“Veterinarian”), favorite album (“Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill”), favorite food (“Mexican”).
  • Memorable: Banter about band and TV preferences, and Amy’s difficulty picking under pressure.

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7. Medications We Take: Staying “Drug Free”

[34:57–38:50]

• Stat: 60% of Americans have used at least one medication in the past week.
• General Response: Most aren’t on prescription meds right now.
  • Amy: “Yeah, I’m off all drugs. Drug free, baby.” [35:30]
  • Lunchbox: Forgot to refill, “so I’m drug free also.” [35:41]
  • Bobby: “I’m on Meloxicam—anti-inflammatory for my ankle. And about once a week, I’ll take a Xanax…” [36:04]
  • Bobby calls himself out on dependence: “If I start doing any more than once a week… then I won’t sleep because I’m so worried about not having it.” [36:24]
• Unintentional medication swap: Bobby accidentally takes Prilosec instead of Unisom. [38:03]
• Top OTC Medications: Aspirin, ibuprofen, acetaminophen.

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8. Money Owed Among Friends (and Excuses!)

[39:09–43:23]

• Amy vs. Lunchbox: Amy wants her money back from an investment; Lunchbox repeatedly forgets or avoids paying, citing illness, holidays, and locked Venmo accounts.
  • “Things come, they go!” – Lunchbox’s catch-all excuse. [39:57]
• Raymundo also owed money: Similar routine, with frequent reminders required.
• Amy’s solution: Pushes for a contract for her own protection; Lunchbox resists, insisting friends shouldn’t need contracts. [41:30–42:46]
  • “When have I ever, EVER done you wrong?” – Lunchbox [42:21]
  • “We just showed you...” – Bobby [42:25]
• Resolution: Not really—Lunchbox promises again to pay—“Tomorrow.” [43:07]

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9. Good News Segments ("Tell Me Something Good")

[43:32–44:07 & 25:08–27:03]

• Wyoming, MI Brewery: Partners with Hope Gardens, teaches local middle schoolers to grow/cook food, then donates meals to those facing food insecurity. [43:32]
  • “That’s a good one... I love that.” – Amy [44:04]
• Lunchbox’s Good News: Consistent segment celebrating positive stories in the community.

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10. The Morning Corny & Coffee Trivia

[44:45–46:19]

• Joke: “Why was the lemon depressed? It lost all its zest for life.” [44:50]
• Espresso & Lemon Zest: Bobby, not a coffee fan, accidentally tries lemon zest with espresso. [45:05–45:26]
• Coffee Origin: Bobby tells the tale of goats in Ethiopia and “the devil’s nectar.” [46:19]

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11. Bonehead Story of the Day

[46:43–47:19]

• Story: Man gets ticket for open container, drives to sheriff’s office to pay fine—while intoxicated. Is arrested for DUI after caught on parking lot camera. [47:17]
  • “They got him pulling up.” – Bobby [47:19]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the underwear debate: "Six months? Was this put out by the underwear commission?" – Amy [04:17]
• Amy on vulnerability: "I'll never forget that day...anything we could do to take my mind off what was going on...let's go pick nail polish for your engagement photos." [06:10]
• On “perfect” songs: "I love a build and I love a message—I think...that's a perfect song. No notes." – Bobby [10:01]
• On money owed: “Why do people have to ask you twice?” – Bobby to Lunchbox [40:54]
• On "Never Gonna Get It" wrong answers: “I’m gonna rate best to dumbest, because none of them are right.” – Bobby [20:13]
• On rage: “Lunchbox heavy rage, Eddie—rage in specific situations, I’ll throw me next—hormonal rage.” – Amy [25:16]
• On coffee’s weird origin: “Coffee was discovered in the Ethiopian highlands...goats would eat it and go crazy.” – Bobby [46:18]

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment / Topic | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:05 | Underwear debate begins | | 04:40 | Workplace crying; Amy shares a vulnerable work moment | | 07:29 | The “perfect song” roundtable starts | | 16:40 | “Never Gonna Get It” game begins | | 24:41 | Reveal: Unread emails as the answer | | 25:08 | Rage ranking and study on exercise/anger | | 27:19 | “Teen Beat” favorite things game (inspired by DiCaprio profile) | | 34:57 | Prescriptions and medications discussion | | 39:09 | Amy vs. Lunchbox: Money owed, excuses, contracts | | 43:32 | Good News: Brewery & Hope Gardens cooking/gardening program | | 44:45 | “Morning Corny” joke: Depressed lemon | | 46:19 | Coffee trivia and origin story | | 46:43 | Bonehead Story: DUI at sheriff’s office |

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Episode Tone & Language

• Playful, candid, good-natured ribbing
• Welcoming vulnerability (especially around Amy's story)
• A blend of informative, goofy, and heartfelt moments
• Warm, down-to-earth, with everyone participating in most discussions

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Summary Takeaway

This episode exemplifies why The Bobby Bones Show connects with listeners: honest conversations about real-life struggles, humor about everyday weirdness (from underwear to unread emails), and a community spirit. The hosts’ willingness to share both silly and serious moments keeps the tone balance just right—making for a show that's as much about laughter as it is about support.

Transcript

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[A]

Transmitting across America.

[B]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show Morning studio. Morning, Bones. Apparently, guys are supposed to get rid of their underwear every six months.

[A]

What?

[B]

I have to underwear 10 years old or more.

[A]

Why does this be the case?

[B]

Also. Also you're shocked by it too?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, good, good. So the Guardian did a story that says you're supposed to be replacing your underwear every six months. That washing doesn't always remove all the bacteria and it can build up.

[A]

What?

[B]

There's just no way.

[A]

Why is it just guys?

[B]

Because we're gross. I. I just assume it was guys.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Does this just say underwear for anyone?

[A]

I mean, I think all of us. Everybody in this room has to have underwear. That's. Yeah, like Bobby said, 10 years old.

[B]

So old easily. I bet you I can go 15 years if I really looked.

[C]

I have one with holes all over and I still wear it.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

I can't throw them away.

[B]

I feel like some of mine, like that disappear mysteriously. Now. That's your wife. Hey. Under mysterious conditions. It's hard though, to find underwear that just are good to fit, good to feel good. Especially like boxer briefs because they're like. Yeah. They gotta be wrapped around your legs. Right. I don't wear boxes.

[C]

You gotta break them in.

[B]

Yeah. You know, gotta break them in. I thought this story was wild.

[A]

Six months. Was this put out by the underwear commission?

[B]

It didn't say that. It says the Guardian. The Financial Times had a piece of it too. The owner of an underwear company talked about it. Probably cuz she wants us buy more underwear. They had the same reaction to the article. So women don't either? Every six months?

[A]

No. I've never heard this.

[B]

I thought women were just so pretty and princessy. They wore them once and then they threw them away.

[C]

Yeah. Gone.

[A]

Whatever you want to tell yourself.

[B]

Yeah. 40% of workers have cried on the job. So around the room. Ever cried at work, Amy?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Like every day.

[A]

No.

[B]

No. She's been kind of crushing it lately. And it's okay to also cry, by the way. I'm not saying that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm just saying you've been.

[A]

There's nothing wrong with it. I've cried on air, I've cried off air.

[B]

I don't think crying for me matters if like, there's something emotional. Like, we would do shows where people have died. Yes. I'm talking about you cry. Because, like, something else is happening. And then at work, it just pops.

[A]

Yes. Oh, I've had that one time. It was so bad. I sat down at my mic and we were. We do stuff before the show. Like, Bobby and I will record something. Like, maybe we were doing the country minute. And I, like, said something like, got the date wrong. And you were like, oh, do that again. And that simple. The fact that I got it wrong and I had to do it again. I just started bawling, crying. And that was a day you actually had me. You had Caitlyn come pick me up. I, like, left. Like, you were like, go to my office. And then without me even knowing, you were like, I'll call Caitlin. She's coming to get you.

[C]

You remember that?

[A]

And I remember she took me to Target and we bought nail polish.

[B]

That was one of those days where friendship comes first. Yeah, a lot of the days you can fight through stuff and you get through it because you have to, because we're adults and we have a job to do. But it was like, hey, you need to go sit my office. Call my wife. My wife and Amy love each other, so Caitlyn can't pick her up. I didn't know you went and bought nail polish. Well, I think she gave Amy a quarter for the little. For the little. The little machine.

[C]

It made it all better.

[A]

I don't know. It was like, I won't ever forget that day. It actually wasn't even nail polish for me. I think y' all were about to take your engagement photos, and she was trying to pick out a nail color. And so it was like, just anything we could do to take my mind off of what was going on in my life. And it was like, yeah, let's go to Target and pick out nail polish for your engagement photos.

[B]

Yeah, we've all had tough seasons. Ever cried at work, though, Eddie?

[C]

Never, never cried at work. I mean, yeah, the ones you're saying where we've had, like, moments where someone were like, I remember the Vegas shooting. We had a bunch of bands over that made me cry. But no, not like anything were a stressful situation. No.

[B]

Real quick, not to totally get off subject here, but Amy said that she called you and you're always so busy. I just want to bring this up real quick. You're always so busy.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So busy.

[B]

And she called you in the middle of the day, and you were faking like you weren't asleep. 2:50pm I wasn't asleep.

[A]

Well, then why are you like, Hello?

[C]

I was working in my bed, my laptop.

[B]

You're working in your bed? Okay, that's. I just wanted to acknowledge that I was thinking about it.

[C]

I'm telling you, I answered the phone.

[A]

Yeah, but you answered the phone. Like, trying to disguise that I woke you up. Like, you sounded so tired, and I was like, I for sure just woke him up from a nap.

[C]

What time was it, though? 2:50pm Dude, I'm telling you, at 3 o', clock. I. I hit a wall at 3 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[C]

I feel like I'm ready to go to bed for the night.

[B]

Yeah, that wall was sleep almost. It's the anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had, T. Hello, Bobby Bones. I heard Take me Home Country Roads the other day and thought, man, that's the perfect song. 10 out of 10, no notes. What's a song you think is perfect Sign? Music lover. See, I made a list. You think about that. What you think is a perfect song? Because I have a list. Here I go on my list. Neon Moon, Brooks and done. Because I love a slow song. You get all the message with minimal verse. It's extremely hooky. And, I don't know, Ronnie just has such a great distinct voice. Ronnie Dunn, Brooks and Dunn to me. Neon moon. Perfect song. 10 out of 10, no notes. Next up, John Mayer. Stop this Train. One of my favorite songs ever, and I'm not just listing my favorite songs. Stop this Train. It was the first song that I ever heard that I thought, oh, man, that person's speaking for me, like, as a songwriter. Loved that. Super reflective, but not wallowing. And I think there's a difference. Stop this Train. Excellent song. Black Crow. She talks to angels, man. Starts acoustic, ends up hitting hard, has extremely quotable lines. Do you know any of that song? Go.

[A]

She talks angels.

[B]

Yeah. Do you know how it starts?

[A]

Give me the first word she knew.

[B]

Yeah, you got it. You got it. Go. She.

[A]

She never comments on addiction.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. She never mentions the word addiction.

[A]

Okay, okay, so that's. She never comments on it. Same.

[B]

That's not a lyric. But, yes, you can do it.

[A]

If she's not mentioning it or talking about it.

[B]

Like, it's slow and there's a build and it hits hard and it's minimal production. Like, I think that is a perfect song. And then I would put the new radicals. You get what you give. I think that's a perfect song.

[A]

Do you know that down you Got to get what you can.

[B]

What you're doing makes sense. I'm not hearing it yet with her.

[D]

Go ahead.

[B]

You got the dreamers disease.

[A]

I don't know the words.

[B]

I feel like I love a build.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I love a message.

[A]

I was totally singing that.

[B]

Yeah. I think that, like, it's slightly cynical, but hopeful. I think. New radicals. You get what you give. Perfect song. No notes. Okay, Give me a song. I think it's perfect.

[A]

Sweet Caroline. I love a good song that you can, like, sing along to and everybody's singing along to, and, like, you can play it at a bar, you can be singing at a concert.

[B]

That's a good reason. Play multiple places.

[A]

It hits and everyone just starts joining in at a wedding. Sweet Caroline

[B]

lunchbox.

[A]

Feel good.

[B]

10 out of 10 song.

[D]

In love with a stripper. T. Pain.

[C]

What?

[A]

What, do you need me to tell you how it goes?

[D]

Yeah. Sing that for me, Amy.

[B]

No notes.

[A]

I'm in love with a stripper. She rocks and she rolls and she.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Three Little Birds. Bob Marley.

[B]

Why, man?

[C]

I mean, you listen to a song and it takes you to a place. There's no way you can listen to that song and you're not at the beach in your head. Like, that, to me, is the power of music. And that's it. Perfect song.

[B]

I only put one of my favorite songs in my list and the. Stop this Train. John Merritt. One of my favorite songs. And one of my favorite songs I also could have put on the list, but it's so short. I love a short song that has substance. And Ain't no Sunshine. That song hits. Gets you in movies all the time. Sad. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone yeah, it's good. You know the part that gets repeated all the time?

[A]

Nothing. When she moves away Ain't all sunshine when she gone and the time and then time she goes away.

[B]

I feel like you're in a drunk maze whenever you start singing, but you do find your way out of it. Okay.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know that.

[A]

Or what about sitting on the D?

[C]

That's a good one.

[B]

Did you know he was dead before that song ever, ever was a hit?

[A]

Oh, man, that's a bummer. Hopefully he gets to look down and enjoyed.

[B]

Look at the doc.

[A]

No, but I mean, like, hopefully he's aware that it, you know, finally got the recognition.

[B]

Take Me Home. Country Roads, though, does remind me a bit of why you think Sweet Carolina is so good. Because it's awesome everywhere at a game. Maybe not at a wedding, but there's just so many places. That song is fun and perfect. Yeah. Thank you for the email. That's it. Close it up. We have something really special for you. A chance to win a trip for two to our I Heart Country Festival in Austin, including airfare, hotel and a meet and greet with Russell Dickerson.

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[A]

One in 10.

[B]

So it's rare, but it does happen. And they have 10,000 of these. One in 10Americans have about 10,000 of these. What are they?

[C]

No, you're not gonna get a play.

[B]

Never gonna get it. Never. Never gonna get it. Not this guy. No, you're not gonna get it. One in 10Americans, roughly 10%. So they have at least 10,000 of these. Now you may remember Katrina from Oregon. The last time we played this game, she did not win. She got oh so close. So I promise we'd bring her back on. Katrina. Good morning. Are you ready to play again?

[A]

Yes, I am.

[B]

Okay. One in 10Americans say they have at least 10,000 of these, Katrina, you know the rules. You get to guess first. What do you have?

[A]

Pennies.

[B]

A thousand pennies.

[C]

That's my. That was my guess.

[B]

Oh, you. And last time she was on, she said you guys would be married together.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Look at that.

[C]

She's on to something.

[B]

Pennies. Does anybody else have pennies?

[D]

Nope.

[B]

No.

[A]

Had it. But that's not what I have.

[D]

I thought it. Okay. And I was like, no.

[C]

Okay, guys, I have pennies.

[B]

It's not pennies.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. So for round one, that's okay. Now, Katrina, you get to pick two players here to represent you. We have Amy. We have Lunchbox. We have Morgan, we have Eddie. Again, the question is roughly 10%. One in 10Americans say they have at least 10,000 of these. What are they? So how do. Amy, how do you feel?

[A]

Not great.

[B]

Okay, but you had pennies and you changed it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To something worse?

[A]

Well, no, I think it's better than pennies, but pennies is wrong. And I have a feeling that what I've changed it to is more wrong.

[B]

Eddie.

[C]

Okay, I have. You want me to say what I have?

[B]

No, I want you to say how you feel.

[C]

Oh, I feel great. I feel great. I mean, I had pennies, but my second one is right on.

[B]

Morgan.

[A]

I feel pretty good about mine.

[B]

I'm going to guess Lunchbox. You feel great.

[D]

I feel great. I nailed this one.

[B]

Okay, so pick two people.

[A]

Katrina, Eddie, of course, and Morgan. Morgan this time.

[B]

All right, so let's go to Amy.

[A]

Amy, what did you put hours of expertise.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

10, 000 hours. As in. In the book Outliers takes 10, 000 hours in order to get good at something. Yeah, one in ten people have that.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't hate that. It's not that I don't hate that. Okay, Lunchbox. It's easy.

[D]

Regrets. Wow. Regrets.

[B]

How do you feel about your loss?

[D]

No, not me. I know a lot of people that regret a lot of things they've done in their life.

[B]

10,000.

[D]

10,000. I mean, if you get, you know, five a week, that's not really the. It adds up real five regrets a week. Like, oh, I wish I. I regret not going to see that movie. I regret not going to that bar with my friends. I regret.

[B]

You only have time for regrets. That's not. That's not right. Dang close. Okay. You two could win her the prize.

[A]

Morgan, I'm going back to when I was a kid and a bunch of people collected these and there's still so many in my parents basement. It's Beanie Babies.

[B]

One in 10Americans have 10,000.

[A]

You know how many people had collections of Beanie Babies like that?

[D]

I don't know a single person. 10,000.

[A]

There's a lot. You're so stupid. Why are you.

[B]

Which is dumber, regrets or Beanie Baby?

[A]

Beanie Baby is actually possible.

[B]

They're both pretty dumb.

[C]

Yeah, Eddie, Mine's pretty dumb, too. Oh, I'm gonna go with thumbtacks. I have tons.

[A]

You said it was so good, and

[B]

then I started hearing everything has thumbtacks.

[A]

10,000.

[D]

10,000 would take up a whole room.

[B]

I'm gonna rate best to dumbest.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Because none of them are right.

[D]

Amy's pretty dumb.

[B]

I'm gon.

[A]

Not dumb.

[B]

I'm gonna go Amy, best. Eddie, second, Morgan, third, Lunchbox, fourth, and best of dumbest.

[D]

What?

[B]

Beanie Babies.

[D]

You would. You haven't found. You wouldn't find one person with 10,000 regrets. I don't think.

[B]

I know 10,000 words and thumbtacks.

[A]

Eddie, you wouldn't be able to, like, enter your house.

[C]

Yeah, thumbtack is stupid.

[D]

It's not.

[C]

Not good.

[B]

You may have a thousand.

[A]

They're tiny. I think 10,000 is as large as.

[C]

That's what I was trying to think. Like, little, tiny things that we have a lot of.

[B]

Okay, so you've missed that one.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Round two. They all. Hmm.

[A]

What could it be?

[B]

Okay, that's the game. What can it be? Yeah. Never gonna get it. Okay, Katrina, you got one more round. So we're gonna let them think. I'm gonna give you guys a hint.

[D]

I got it.

[B]

You don't need the hint.

[D]

No, we don't need him.

[A]

Yes, we do.

[B]

Okay, he's declared he doesn't need a hint, so you will not get it.

[C]

No, no, no.

[D]

Guys, come on. Why are you turning this game into we need hints. Don't be sissies.

[C]

Lunchbox. Quiet.

[A]

I literally have nowhere else to go. I mean, 10,000 problems, right?

[C]

I guess. Thumbtacks. I need help.

[D]

Well, sorry, guys. Use your brain.

[B]

I would say there's a possibility of everyone here in this room and in the glass room of production, because there's about 10. That one has this.

[D]

I got it.

[C]

And it's not regret.

[A]

Say it again. Say The. The.

[B]

The 1 in 10Americans said they have at least 10,000 of these. Katrina. So you get to pick if anybody gets it right or if nobody gets it right.

[A]

Only one point. First thing.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. But I would say I bet there's somebody that's this.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you think they get it?

[A]

You bet. There's somebody that.

[B]

What? Somebody of the 10 people here, our studio production has, like. Is covered in this question. Is one of the ten. Oh. Oh, I got it. STDs. I got it.

[C]

No. Yeah, one person.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Katrina, yes or no, Will they get it?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

She always believes in you guys.

[C]

I know. I love it.

[B]

Amy, what do you have?

[A]

$10,000 in a savings account.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

It's not bad.

[B]

It's not bad.

[D]

Good job, Amy. Way to use your head.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

He had to have a hint to get there.

[B]

Lunchbox.

[D]

10,000 pictures on their phone.

[A]

Oh, that's a good one.

[B]

I wonder how many I do have.

[D]

Oh, I have no idea. I have no idea how many I have.

[B]

That's a pretty good one. And yours is pretty good, too. Morgan.

[A]

I. I already know this is a dumb answer, but I went with strands of hair.

[B]

Strands of hair, Huh?

[C]

I don't.

[A]

I know, but that's 1 in 10 people.

[D]

What in the world?

[A]

You have it on your beard.

[B]

Yeah, and, like, blow the waste.

[C]

Eddie, I have the dollars in the bank.

[B]

Okay, so it's not strands of hair.

[D]

Obviously.

[B]

It's not pictures on the phone. Oh, obviously.

[A]

Is it us, Eddie?

[C]

Come on.

[A]

Amy, you said $10,000 in saving a savings account. I said just the bank, but that would be saved.

[B]

Guys, one of you get it. You both get it.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

And guess what? You both missed it.

[C]

No, wait.

[A]

What could it be?

[B]

I would bet that if I were to guess, Amy is the one that has this.

[C]

And it's not $10,000 in the bank,

[A]

and it's not 10,000 hours of therapy.

[C]

It's not 10,000 hairs and not regrets.

[A]

10 me.

[D]

I would bet 10,000.

[C]

10,000 problems.

[B]

It ends up she has 10,000 Beanie Babies.

[A]

And then, no, I wrote down problems and I was like, that's dumb. 10,000 miles on their car now. Oh, yeah, look at.

[B]

I grab your phone.

[A]

10,000 unread, unread text messages.

[B]

Unread emails.

[A]

Unread emails.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, that makes sense.

[D]

Sounds the closest.

[B]

What do you have?

[A]

I. My emails are only 3,548.

[B]

Oh, well, there you go. You must have.

[A]

Right now. I've been clearing them out. Yeah, because I'm out of storage.

[C]

I got you 26,000.

[B]

Okay, well, 26.

[C]

511.

[B]

Katrina, we missed again.

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

Here's my advice. If we get Katrina back on again at some point, don't believe in these guys.

[C]

So just say that we're not gonna

[B]

get to level three. Just go. Nope, no chance. I get it. Just something to think about. Katrina, we will call you again in the future. Okay.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

Okay, bye. You guys have a great day. You too. Thank you.

[D]

Bye.

[B]

Katrina, it's time for the good news with Bobby. Rage rank. This room, like rage rank.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Who has the most rage? Second rage. Go.

[C]

That's easy.

[A]

Okay, lunchboxes, first place.

[B]

Okay, Most rage.

[A]

Eddie, second place. But it's not in room rage. It's road rage.

[B]

Fair enough. I agree with you so far. Lunchbox heavy rage Eddie. Rage in specific situations.

[A]

I'll throw me next.

[B]

I would, too.

[A]

Yeah, we'll call it hormonal rage. So we all have our different categories. And then, I don't know, like, yeah, we can. Me and Morgan and Mike can all be the same.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To be honest, though, I feel like you have it. You just don't show it.

[B]

Isn't that all of us?

[A]

I don't know that Mike D. Has

[C]

it, but how does Bobby show?

[B]

Isn't rage like the outward.

[A]

You're getting mad now. It's okay.

[B]

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[C]

Interesting.

[B]

So if you do a couple more miles on the treadmill, maybe you'll get

[C]

mad at cars, relax a little bit.

[B]

So I. I found that to be kind of interesting that if you're in. It's not muscles, but just basically heart condition, like cardio. The people in better physical shape in that way didn't react to situations the same way.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

So lunchbox, generally speaking. Gotta hit that.

[B]

Well, no, just. Just imagine how rageful he'd be if he hadn't been playing soccer. He'd probably be. He'd probably be a serial killer if he hadn't played soccer so much.

[D]

Maybe.

[B]

All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.

[E]

That was.

[D]

Tell me something good.

[B]

There's an article in Teen Beat 1991 where DiCaprio lists all his favorite Stuff. So he's just kid. So I'll tell you what he said, and you tell me what yours.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Is first ambition. DiCaprio said acting. We'll do ours. What was yours?

[A]

Veterinarian.

[B]

I'm gonna do. Yeah. Radio, Television.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You always knew you did it all right. First album bought, his was Michael Jackson's Thriller.

[A]

I mean, probably with my own money. Alanis Morissette. Jagged Pill.

[B]

Yeah. Jack. A little Pill. I think mine was. I bought two at the same time. AC DC Ball Breaker. And I bought Mariah Carey. Butterflies.

[C]

Quite the difference.

[B]

Interesting. It's the same time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Favorite book as a kid? No. Do it as an adult. You can't pick the Bible, because that's the one.

[C]

Oh, that's a good one.

[B]

But that's the.

[A]

I mean, I haven't had an obsession quite like the one I had when I was reading Hunger Games.

[B]

I think I'm gonna go Born Standing Up. The Steve Martin book. Love that one. Favorite sport to play or watch? However you want. They're asking you this in Teen Beat right now, and how are you answering it?

[A]

Oh, I'm in Teen Beat, Yeah.

[B]

Oh, by the way, he picked Lord of the Flies for favorite book at 11. Yeah. You're in Team Beat right now. Favorite favorite sport?

[A]

Tennis.

[C]

What?

[A]

What I played as a kid.

[C]

Never heard that.

[A]

Yes, you have.

[B]

You're answering it now, though.

[A]

Sorry, I thought I was in Teen Beat.

[B]

You are, but they're doing an article on you now.

[A]

Tennis.

[B]

Still tennis?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

If you're asking me now, I'm gonna pick football. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Favorite musician in 1991. He picked Harry Connick Jr. Who are you picking today?

[A]

George Strait.

[B]

I'll take John Mayer. Favorite band? He picked Pink Floyd. I'm gonna go Counting Crows.

[A]

Oh, they're so good. I'll go with the Chicks.

[B]

Favorite song? He picked can't touch this from MC Hammer in 1991.

[C]

It's a jam.

[A]

Amarillo by Morning.

[B]

Good one. I'm gonna go.

[A]

Can't Stop this Train.

[B]

Stop this Train. John Mayer.

[A]

Oh, is it Stop the Strain or Can't Stop this Train?

[B]

You're thinking Justin Timberlake. Can't Stop the Music.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Favorite movie? He picked Parenthood.

[A]

Okay. Pretty Woman.

[B]

I'm gonna go. Man on the Moon. Jim Carrey. Favorite actor? He picked Jack Nicholson in 1991. You today are picking.

[A]

God, I feel like if Denzel Washington's in it, I. It's gonna be good.

[B]

I'm picking Jesse Plemons. Yeah. My new favorite actor.

[C]

You like that guy?

[B]

Favorite TV Show.

[A]

Why is. Why is my brain so confused? Like I'm supposed to pick something now or then?

[B]

Now.

[A]

Favorite TV show now.

[B]

No need to yell.

[A]

Favorite TV show right now. Oh. Oh, gosh. There's some good stuff right now, but

[B]

like all time favorite TV show right now.

[A]

All time. Okay. Breaking Bad.

[B]

You're not on trial.

[C]

She's so nervous about this.

[B]

I know. Team beat your first shot. You're getting a girl.

[A]

I'm like crazy.

[B]

I'm gonna go black mirror. Worst school subject when you were a kid?

[A]

Math.

[B]

Same math. And then favorite food?

[A]

Comfort. Mexican. Like we've specific. Is it like Mac and cheese or.

[B]

It doesn't matter. Comfort doesn't count.

[A]

Okay, fine. Mexican. Okay.

[B]

But you could have picked any kind. I'm just gonna go a little more specific. I'm gonna say chicken fried steak like my specific food. It is comfortable. Yes? Yes.

[A]

Southern comfort. Mine's just straight.

[B]

Why are you talking about whiskey now?

[A]

Mexican.

[C]

Southern comfort.

[B]

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[D]

Oh, that's funny.

[C]

Okay. Ibuprofen.

[B]

That's not a medication.

[A]

Then.

[C]

That's all.

[A]

Oh, it's not? No, I was thinking like so Tylenol.

[D]

No, that's not. That's an over the counter. That's not.

[A]

Yeah. You're talking about a prescription.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I would think so. Oh, I could be wrong, but in my mind I think prescription medication. Okay, you don't take any prescription medication

[C]

I think the last time was maybe, I don't know, a few months ago when I had like a sinus infection or something and I had antibiotics, but that's it.

[B]

Well, good for you. That's pretty healthy you talk about. You may not be the health. That's pretty healthy. Amy.

[A]

Yeah, I'm off all drugs.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Drug free, baby.

[A]

Yes. So I'm on nothing at all? At all.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

And now we're left with these two.

[D]

Lunchbox zero.

[B]

No. What are you talking about?

[D]

I haven't taken it in the last week.

[A]

Wait, why'd you stop?

[D]

Well, I have to go get the refill. It's at the pharmacy. They keep calling me and I haven't gone to get it.

[B]

Why not?

[D]

I just forget. Honestly.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And so, yeah, no, I'm. I'm drug free also.

[B]

Dang. I'm an. I'm on Meloxicam.

[A]

What's that for?

[B]

Inflammatory inflammation. Inflammation? Yeah.

[C]

Inflammatory.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, on my ankle. And then about once a week I'll take a Xanax, which is. I forget what that name is. What's that called?

[D]

Xanax.

[B]

No, there's an actual name for it. Do you know it?

[A]

I can't think of it.

[B]

I can't either.

[A]

I can't. I can't think of a lot of things lately because I was going to say amphetamine, but that's wrong.

[B]

Alprazolam.

[A]

That's it?

[B]

Yeah. So about once a week. But if I start doing any more than once a week, because if my mind's racing or I can't sleep, then I'll just become so dependent on it. And then even if I don't need it, I'll go, I gotta have it so I can sleep. Even if I really don't, then I won't sleep because I'm so worried about not having it. There's something. There's an over the counter sleep medicine that I've taken that was really good.

[A]

Like a gummy or a pill or a powder.

[B]

No, it's a pill. Oh, I wish I could think of the name of it. Dang.

[C]

Is it like Melatonin?

[B]

No, but it's unison. You ever taken Unison?

[A]

No.

[B]

The problem with that is when I wake up in the morning after taking Unison, my eyes feel like I can't peel them off. The bottom part of my eye, they're glued together. It's just like. Oh, I just feel like a haze. It works, but I feel like a haze. I can't lift my eyes up.

[A]

Yeah, I don't Think my body would like that? My body doesn't like melatonin. Can't take that.

[B]

Melton. Doesn't work for me.

[A]

Yeah, it doesn't work for me if I don't go to sleep with a certain amount of time, my brain starts spinning, and then I wake up, I feel horrible the next day. And by spinning, I mean looping thoughts like, not dizzy.

[B]

One in six people take five more medications weekly.

[A]

I mean, I've been. I've had a season of my life where I had at least four or five prescriptions that I was taking, and then I slowly got off of them all.

[B]

I went and took one of those. Whatever that sleeping pill was. I just said, no, that's. That's.

[A]

Oh, yeah, the other one.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, whatever. Whatever it was. And I unison. And I went. I took one, but it was dark.

[A]

So what'd you take?

[B]

Prilosec.

[C]

Oh, heartburn. Is that heartburn?

[B]

My wife, when she's pregnant, she got heartburn and I came and that's what I. She was like, did you. What'd you take? I said, I took a unisom. She goes, how? The bottle's over there. And then. And then I had that moment where I'm going, oh, what did I do? I don't know what I took. It was dark. I took a prilosec.

[C]

Did you sleep? Like a baby.

[A]

He didn't have heartburn.

[B]

I don't really normally have heartburn anyway. But the top three medications haven't changed in 25 years. But these are general, though, so. Aspirin, ibuprofen, and. How do you say this one? Ace to menophen. Oh, histamine. No. Astamidophen.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

It's whatever's in motionism. Acetaminophen.

[A]

Acetaminophen.

[B]

Acetaminophen. But it's spelled in a ace, but instead of seen a benefit.

[C]

Does zyrtec count? Because, like, it does, then.

[B]

Yeah. Yes, it actually does. If we're talking ibuprofen. I just wanted to see if anybody knock out their prescriptions. So we gotta talk about money for a second because Amy is curious where her money is.

[A]

My money from lunchbox. Because I asked him to sign a contract with me just to keep everything safe. And then he was like, okay, fine, I'm not signing the contracts. I'll bring you your money tomorrow.

[B]

So from our investment, he may have it. He does this thing where it's performative and he's.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He's like, I don't got anything. What's in the bag? All right. Lunchbox.

[D]

Oh, no. I mean, I got sick and I forgot about it, so I don't have

[A]

it, so I don't know what. I mean. Where's the. Like, he's literally on tape saying, I'll bring it tomorrow. And.

[D]

Yeah, and then. Yeah, and then I got sick, and then there was a holiday called President's Day. The bank was closed.

[B]

President today.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And then you've been well past that.

[D]

I know, but then I forgot about it. You didn't remind me. You gotta. You gotta bring it back up. It's like, you know, things come, they go. You know, when it's not the next day.

[B]

Think about that.

[D]

Things come and go.

[A]

Thank you for reminding me about that.

[B]

Hey, Raymundo, is he still owing you money for something? Yeah, so he finally paid me for the fantasy football stuff, and then we had our convention, and he gave me, like, $10 cash, and he goes, hey,

[D]

I'll pay you the rest later.

[B]

For convention? What do you mean? Like, yes or losers convention? We had some merch. It was like old merch that was just sitting in an attic somewhere, and we actually made some money from it. And so he threw me $10. I go, what is it for this? He said, the merch. And he goes, I'll Venmo you the rest. And so then a week after that, I said, hey, man, are you gonna Venmo me? And he goes, my Venmo got hacked.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I can't Venmo right now in President's Day. And then I asked him again. I was like, hey, I believe it's like, $150amount. And I said, hey, are you going to pay me that money? And he goes, yeah, yes, I'll pay you. I just can't get into my Venmo right now. Well, that was a month ago. That was MLK weekend. So I. I'm also looking for an update, just like Amy.

[D]

Okay, he has never asked me more than once for the money. My Venmo was locked.

[B]

Why do people have to ask you twice?

[D]

No, no, no, I'm saying, like, him saying that. All these excuses. No, I did. My Venmo was locked because of fantasy football payouts that you can only do a certain amount per week. And so for, like, three weeks straight, I couldn't pay Ray because I was paying the fantasy football league. I thought that was more important to pay people that listen to the podcast. And I. Cash.

[B]

Just go to the bank, give him cash.

[C]

President's Day, man. Forgot about that.

[B]

Oh, did things come and go?

[D]

Yep, things come and go. And. Yeah. I mean, really, I was just like.

[B]

I would just like to show you. This is.

[A]

This is why I wanted him to sign a contract. Because if I wanted to stay in the investment with him, I just wanted a little security to back up that I gave him this money and he didn't end up, like, five years from now, and it's earned, however much he doesn't pay me back.

[B]

This is a constant with him, though, right? Highlighting that he always owes everybody money and never wants to give anybody their money. So it's. You shouldn't give him money.

[C]

And he always like, I have a business idea. And we're like, we don't want to go into business with you.

[B]

But it comes and goes.

[A]

This is why, like, I wanted. I really wanted to keep my investment with him. I just wanted the contract.

[D]

But no, you were fine. No, no, see, because you were fine with this investment for years without a contract. Then all of a sudden, you want to get all the.

[B]

Because I realized she's not like, oh,

[D]

you know what I mean? Like, I'm. I'm gonna be uppity up, and, like,

[A]

you know, like, I'm actually not a litigious person.

[D]

No, you brought contract in.

[A]

It's like, man, protect myself.

[D]

When have I ever, ever done you wrong? When have I ever ripped you off?

[B]

We just showed you that you.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say pay.

[B]

I said ripped off.

[A]

You haven't.

[D]

Exactly. So why would you ever think I'm

[C]

gonna rip you off?

[A]

Friends just do.

[D]

Friends don't make. Friends sign contracts. If your friend borrows. No, if your friend borrows 20 bucks, you don't make them sign a contract like, oh, here, you'll pay me back. Get out of here.

[A]

But this isn't 20 bucks. Now we're in the thousands.

[D]

You're right. And you could be even more if you would stay in. But you want to be out.

[A]

I want to stay in. Just sign the contract.

[D]

Stay in.

[B]

But she doesn't want. She wants her money, and Ray wants his money. Yeah, and that's not an answer.

[D]

What do you mean? I said yeah. Okay. I'll get Amy your money.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Like, should we establish a date?

[B]

Yeah, Tomorrow.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I think you made, like, a cat noise or something.

[D]

Whenever it comes, it comes.

[B]

What about Rays?

[D]

Oh, yeah. I'll send that over to Ray. No big deal.

[B]

No big deal. So we're all good then?

[D]

Yeah. No stress express here. Okay.

[B]

We're all good. We're all handled. It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[D]

Two guys brewing in Wyoming, Michigan, sitting around like, man, we need to give back to the community. What can we do? So they call up Hope Gardens, which is a program that teaches kids how to cook their own food. Said, hey, why don't we go to some local middle schools? We'll teach them how to cook and grow their own food, and we'll donate those meals to people in the community, people that have food insecurity. So they've been working with these two middle schools, teaching them how to grow, cook their own food, use knives, all the utensils, and then they hand out meals.

[B]

That's a good one.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

I like that one, too. That's what it's all about. That was.

[D]

Tell me something good.

[B]

Wake up in the morning, His wigs next grid, and Bobby's on the mic. So, you know, it is. This is. This is the Bobby morning corny. The morning corny.

[A]

Why was the lemon depressed?

[B]

Why?

[A]

It lost all of its zest? Her life.

[B]

That was the morning corny. I'm not a big lemon zest guy. Also, I'm not a big. What do you call the shot of coffee?

[A]

Espresso.

[B]

Thank you. And so we were somewhere and they brought me out a shot of espresso accidentally, because I thought I ordered it and it was there, and they put that in lemon zest beside it, and I put it in it and I had it. It still didn't taste good because I don't like taste of coffee. But it did its thing.

[A]

The lemon did its thing.

[B]

The lemon zest and the espresso did its thing.

[A]

What does that do?

[B]

Make it not taste like poop. It still didn't taste good. But I was like, oh, if this was a thing like it did. I never had that. I never seen that before.

[A]

Me neither.

[B]

Yeah, it was good. Like, it worked. I like to say it did its

[A]

thing because, like, it's, like, acidic on acidic.

[B]

Is espresso acidic?

[A]

I feel like coffee's acidic.

[C]

Acidic. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, coffee's acidic. Lemon's acidic. So maybe, like, it cancels it out and you like it.

[B]

Do you know how coffee was created? Like, foundation. I'm going from the brain here.

[A]

Let's see a coffee bean.

[B]

So goats. So it's not a bean. Coffee is actually a seed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And it was inside of, like, a little berry type thing, and goats would eat it, and then goats would go, I'm a crazy dude. Stay up all night and Then they started to like. Let me look at the real answer. Coffee was discovered in the Ethiopian highlands by a goat herder who noticed his herd became energetic after eating red berries from a specific shrub.

[A]

Wow, interesting.

[B]

And so they would eat because it's inside the berry and we say bean, but again, it's a seed. And then humans started to use it and then they figured out how to make coffee. First it was called the devil's nectar at first.

[A]

Well, I love the devil's nectar.

[B]

Yeah, I understand it's a loved thing. I'm not a coffee guy, but I can understand and appreciate it. But there you go. There's a joke and a little history lesson for you. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[D]

This story comes to us from Granite County, Montana. A 25 year old man had a ticket for open container and he had to pay a fine. He's like, ah, man, I gotta drive down to the sheriff's office. Drives down there, walks in, says, hey, I'm here to pay my ticket. They say, man, is that alcohol in your breath? Yeah, resting for dui.

[B]

I guess they had to prove he was driving though, because what if he'd have been drinking and they Ubered him there?

[A]

True.

[B]

Then do they say, okay, it's on your breath. How'd you get here?

[D]

They saw it on the cameras in the parking lot.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they got him. They got him pulling up.

[D]

All right, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[B]

See you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. We have something really special for you. A chance to win a trip for two to our I Heart country festival in Austin. And including Airfare, Hotel and a meet and greet with Russell Dickerson.

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