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Raymundo
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Lunchbox
That's what the real question is. Stand without good access is not a good stand.
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No, no, no.
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Eddie
Oh, well, this season we're leveling up.
Ice Cube
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Morgan
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Eddie
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Bobby Bones
Wherever you get your podcasts.
Amy
Here we go.
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Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show morning studio. Morning, Bones. Now time for a country music lyrics game. Give us an example.
Raymundo
Question Ray and Rain is a Good Thing by Luke Bryan. How does whiskey make his baby feel?
Jake Hofer
Frisky? Nice. Correct. So you'll give us questions and we just have to fill in the answer.
Raymundo
Yeah, and they're gonna get harder, so we're gonna go level 8 out of 10 for these next ones.
Jake Hofer
Okay. How many are there?
Raymundo
Got six.
Jake Hofer
Okay, so we'll do five and a tiebreaker. Everybody good? Yep.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Jake Hofer
All right, number one.
Raymundo
In Hotel Key by Old Dominion, how did he describe the specific way she was sitting on the bed?
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
What?
Amy
How do you know this?
Bobby Bones
I love this song.
Jake Hofer
Will you ask it again?
Raymundo
In Hotel Key by Old Dominion, how did he describe the specific way she was sitting on the bed? Five seconds, three seconds. All right, pen's down.
Amy
What?
Jake Hofer
I don't know it. So I'll go first.
Amy
Okay.
Jake Hofer
Half naked. Solid. I don't know.
Amy
Solid answer, Eddie. I mean, I first thought maybe crisscross applesauce, but that wouldn't even go in the song. So I put Indian style.
Jake Hofer
Weird.
Amy
I put Indian style.
Jake Hofer
I'm trying to. I can't think of how that'd go. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Cross legged Amy.
Jake Hofer
You knew it. So sing it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. She was sitting on the bed with a half drunk smile Talking about Austin and how she'd get back there someday.
Amy
Wait, what?
Lunchbox
So how.
Amy
What's the answer?
Jake Hofer
What was the answer?
Bobby Bones
Half drunk smile.
Amy
That's not the style she's sitting in.
Lunchbox
That's what she has on her.
Jake Hofer
Sing the lyric again.
Bobby Bones
She was sitting on the bed with a. Who knows sometimes.
Ice Cube
See, that's where Indian style works.
Bobby Bones
This is how. This is how I sing it. She was sitting on the bed with a half drunk smile to. Talking about Austin and how she get back there.
Jake Hofer
Ray, Is it half drunk smile?
Raymundo
No.
Jake Hofer
Oh, what is it?
Raymundo
Indian style.
Jake Hofer
That's what I'm talking about.
Bobby Bones
Half drunk.
Jake Hofer
Can you sing it while I was sit. Well, I could see her there sitting on the bed Indian style With my T shirt on and a half drunk smile. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Talking about Austin and how she.
Jake Hofer
Thought.
Amy
I thought I was totally wrong.
Jake Hofer
You know what? Insensitive too. Yeah, that's why. Cancel that song. Okay. Eddie takes a lead. 1, 0. All right, go ahead.
Raymundo
Next up and die. A happy man by Thomas Redd. He says he may never get to see the northern lights or what famous landmark at night.
Jake Hofer
I'm in.
Amy
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
Do you know it?
Amy
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
I do too.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah, me too.
Raymundo
Five seconds.
Amy
Amy has a song.
Jake Hofer
Do you have Mount Rushmore? Shut it. You know how Mount Rushmore. Shut it. Guys, guys, guys.
Bobby Bones
You can it. I just had it. Never get to see the noise.
Amy
The clock's over.
Raymundo
All right, answers.
Bobby Bones
Got it, Amy. Eiffel tower at night.
Jake Hofer
Eddie.
Amy
Eiffel tower.
Jake Hofer
Eiffel tower Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Washington monument.
Jake Hofer
If I never get to see the northern lights. So there. Something, something, something. Eiffel tower at night. Nailed that one. Okay, Eddie still has the lead. Go ahead.
Raymundo
And time marches on by Tracy Lawrence. His sister is using rogue and clear complex soap. His brother is wearing beads and doing what?
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
Got it.
Amy
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
Mel Rushmore.
Amy
You're gonna give him the answer.
Lunchbox
Dude, I'm in for the win.
Jake Hofer
Lunchbox smokes a lot of dope. That's correct. I have that too.
Bobby Bones
Smokes a lot of dope.
Amy
Smokes a lot of dope.
Jake Hofer
You wanna sing it? How's it? There's some blessed up Gary Complex and soap brother Dan dance.
Bobby Bones
And he smokes a lot of dope.
Jake Hofer
Okay.
Raymundo
Next up in redneck woman by Gretchen Wilson, what are the two southern phrases she uses and claims are a product of her raising?
Jake Hofer
Oh, will you say it again?
Raymundo
In redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson, what are the two southern phrases that she uses and claims they're product of her raising?
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
I'm in. You are?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Took me a second.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Stop saying yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
If we distract him.
Raymundo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jake Hofer
What if God was one of us?
Amy
I'm in.
Jake Hofer
Eddie.
Amy
No, I don't have it. Yes, sir. Yes, ma'.
Bobby Bones
Am.
Jake Hofer
Lunchbox, y'.
Bobby Bones
All.
Lunchbox
And hell yeah.
Jake Hofer
You're oddly close without meaning to be.
Lunchbox
I meant to be.
Bobby Bones
I have. You want to say I'm together?
Jake Hofer
Yeah. One, two, three. Hey, y'. All. And yeehaw.
Amy
Dang. That's right.
Jake Hofer
You want to sing it.
Bobby Bones
We just did, didn't we?
Jake Hofer
Kinda.
Bobby Bones
I'm a product of my raisin I say hey, y' all and yee haw.
Jake Hofer
What number is this one?
Lunchbox
Right.
Raymundo
We got this one. And one more.
Jake Hofer
Okay, go ahead.
Raymundo
In achy breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, he tells the girl that she can tell her ma that he moved to what u. S. State.
Jake Hofer
I'm in. Shut up, Eddie.
Amy
You do memories.
Jake Hofer
Are you in the lead?
Amy
Did you do Memorial. No, we're tied.
Jake Hofer
Tied at three. Oh, thank. Good. I thought Eddie was up. I wasn't gonna move on him on this. One lunchbox with one. Ok, I'm in.
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the one lunchbox. Arkansas.
Jake Hofer
Everybody have that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Arkansas.
Jake Hofer
Good job. All right, one more.
Raymundo
So this is it. It might need to be speed.
Jake Hofer
Oh, okay.
Amy
So be it.
Jake Hofer
Okay, go ahead and bubble with your name. Lunchbox. Lunchbox is out. No, no. Lunchbox is out. Because if he gets it, there's no winner. So us three have to play for speed Round. Go ahead.
Raymundo
And Bubba shot the Jukebox by Mark Chestnut. What was the name of the bar, Eddie?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Bubba's Place, something.
Jake Hofer
We were. Bobby Bones.
Raymundo
Answer.
Jake Hofer
Mar.
Amy
Mark's place. Oh, no.
Jake Hofer
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Bobby rang in and just like. All right, let me think this through.
Jake Hofer
I'm right there. I'm on it.
Bobby Bones
Last night.
Jake Hofer
No, it's not the chorus.
Amy
It's not.
Bobby Bones
I know it's not in the course, but I gotta get to the. I don't know how it starts. I don't know how it starts.
Jake Hofer
Then you'll never get to where it starts.
Bobby Bones
If I sing the chorus, I might.
Jake Hofer
That's not how it works.
Bobby Bones
But I get the beat a little bit. Bubba, shut the Duke.
Jake Hofer
Three seconds.
Raymundo
Answer Henry's.
Jake Hofer
It's more. It's. There's an M on it.
Morgan
Martin's.
Amy
It's not Johnny's bar.
Jake Hofer
What is it?
Bobby Bones
Marty's.
Raymundo
Margie's.
Jake Hofer
Margie.
Amy
Wow, Amy, you were close.
Bobby Bones
Marty.
Jake Hofer
I said him before she ever even jumped in.
Amy
Yeah, but your answer.
Jake Hofer
I said more, more, more.
Bobby Bones
Will you sing it?
Jake Hofer
It's the beginning of the song.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how it goes.
Amy
You're Marty's Bar.
Jake Hofer
Kind of.
Amy
Well, is that it?
Jake Hofer
We don't have an extra one. We should have been better prepared. I got one. I got one. Oh, Mike has one. Okay. You want it, Senator Ray?
Raymundo
Yeah, I got it.
Jake Hofer
Okay. Ray's pulling up his phone. This is how we do it on this show.
Amy
This is like an awesome game show.
Jake Hofer
All right, go ahead.
Raymundo
In the opening verse.
Jake Hofer
Oh, by the way, Speed round. Yes. Go ahead.
Raymundo
In the opening verse of she Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney, she brings him a Bassett.
Jake Hofer
That was Eddie. That was Eddie.
Raymundo
I don't know, y'.
Jake Hofer
All. Same time.
Morgan
Yeah, that was the same time.
Amy
No, it wasn't.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, it was. Do you want to answer at the same time? Yeah. One, two, three. Jug of sweet tea.
Raymundo
Bones gets to a jug of sweet tea.
Jake Hofer
No, no, no. You said a jug of something.
Bobby Bones
He said, a jug of something. No, he said. Oh, he didn't.
Jake Hofer
I don't think Ray said the word jug.
Amy
What's the question?
Raymundo
Ray, in the opening verse, she brings him a basket of chicken and what beverage to drink.
Jake Hofer
A beverage.
Amy
We both got it.
Bobby Bones
It was a jug of sweet tea, though.
Jake Hofer
But it was also a beverage. Do you have another one, by any chance? Because Amy would be out. It's just Eddie and I. Because I get you. I'd fight for that if I were you two. You. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Bobby, you won.
Raymundo
I know, but I would.
Jake Hofer
It's just sweet tea. He didn't say what reciprocals it held in.
Amy
Oh, if he would have just said, what did he bring? It would have been a jug of sweet tea. But he said, what beverage.
Jake Hofer
I agree with you. If we don't have another one, we'll just go tie and then we'll kiss.
Amy
No, we're not kissing.
Jake Hofer
No, a tie is like kissing your sister.
Amy
Dude, I'm fired up.
Jake Hofer
Okay, I'll make up a question. Let's see who answers it first. You.
Amy
Megan, come on.
Jake Hofer
We're staring at Mike because he's riding one real quick.
Amy
Come on, Mike.
Jake Hofer
Come on, Mike. You can do it. One more question for all the marbles. He's copying it. He's pasting it.
Amy
Send it to the.
Jake Hofer
He has sent it to Ray. Okay, speed round. Eddie, you ready?
Amy
Ready.
Jake Hofer
Final question. Ray, are you ready?
Raymundo
Waiting.
Jake Hofer
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Well, the hostess got it.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, we didn't pay for the. I smashed it.
Raymundo
I got it.
Jake Hofer
Okay.
Raymundo
In Jolene by Dolly Parton, Jolene has eyes of what color?
Jake Hofer
Bobby?
Raymundo
Bobby?
Jake Hofer
Auburn.
Raymundo
No.
Jake Hofer
Oh, damn.
Amy
Hold on. Let me think about this.
Bobby Bones
Well, I mean, hold on.
Jake Hofer
I thought maybe her hair was auburn. Is Lord Auburn?
Bobby Bones
Even in the song, she did have red hair, I think.
Amy
Hey, Ray, can you repeat the question, please?
Raymundo
And Jolene by Dolly Parton. Jolene has eyes of what color?
Bobby Bones
Nobody has auburn eyes.
Jake Hofer
I don't know. I'm just going from my mind. What color comes to mind of. Don't be a hater. You didn't even make it here.
Amy
Eyes of.
Bobby Bones
No, I was just laughing with you.
Amy
No, guys, please.
Jake Hofer
I'm thinking.
Raymundo
Five seconds.
Jake Hofer
If he doesn't get this, we have to kiss.
Bobby Bones
Eyes of auburn hair.
Amy
Eyes of sea green. Eyes of people have. I don't know.
Raymundo
That's it. Answer.
Jake Hofer
Blue.
Raymundo
Green.
Jake Hofer
Oh, it was a simple color.
Bobby Bones
Oh, people can have auburn eyes.
Raymundo
All right, we got another one if you want.
Jake Hofer
Yes, we want it all Right.
Raymundo
In Amarillo by morning by George Strait. They took his saddle in Houston.
Ice Cube
Bobby Santa Fe.
Raymundo
Santa Fe.
Bobby Bones
Was he gonna ask?
Jake Hofer
I don't know. I jump quicker though.
Amy
Finish the question, Ray.
Raymundo
The question is in Amarillo by morning by George Strait. They took his saddle in Houston. Then what city did he break his leg in? The answer is Santa Fe.
Amy
I cannot believe you got.
Jake Hofer
I had to jump to get it. Wow. Awesome. I also jumped for Auburn. You had to open.
Amy
That was clutch, dude.
Jake Hofer
It's the anonymous. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Hello, bobby bones. My 12 year old daughter wants Lululemon Nikes and 150 backpack because all the kids have them now. She also wants an 80 lavubu.
Bobby Bones
Oh, keychain animal thingies. Okay.
Jake Hofer
I wonder where whatever Target has on sale. My wife and I disagree on this. Is it worth spending the money so she can fit in sign dad of a preteen Amy. Right up your alley.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think if you, if it's not in your family budget to do it, I don't think we do it. You don't participate especially in Boo Boo trends.
Jake Hofer
Can I, can I say something though? He's not saying it is or isn't in the budget. He's just saying she wants this and it feels ridiculous to spend money on it.
Bobby Bones
It is ridiculous. I'm not buying the little Boo Boo. I'm not, I can't, I don't understand. And we're just not going to do it. And I think that we explain we don't have to be a part of every trend. And this is a very expensive, pricey trend.
Jake Hofer
Can I ask a question? Yeah, because I'm going to let you respond to this, but I have questions. 1. So if it's not pro or anti budget, if it's just he thinks it's ridiculous and the wife thinks it's fine.
Bobby Bones
Well then he needs to pick a couple of them. You can pick a couple of them. Yes, I would think that. Okay. You can't just because you think it's ridiculous.
Jake Hofer
I want the freaking labo, whatever it's called.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think navigating that stuff is really difficult as parents, you know, whether you can or can't afford. I mean, if you can't, then it seems more clear. But sometimes it's like I have to think about this with my kids and things that they want. And I, I, I talk to my daughter about especially Lululemon or Sephora, like where in why are kids these days buying all of their skincare at Sephora. You're a teenager.
Jake Hofer
Kids doing skincare at all?
Bobby Bones
Yes, exactly. They all get their nails done.
Jake Hofer
And I guess we're old. We're old.
Bobby Bones
We're all like, I've told my daughter. I was like, I'm not going to. Could. Could I pay for you to get your nails done? Yes. Am I paying for that? No. I will do it for special occasions like prom, and maybe that's. Maybe something else if it pops up. But other than that, you're going to need to pay for it if you want to have your nails done. And like Lululemon or something like that will be more of. Put that on your birthday list or your Christmas list or occasionally. But I. I don't know that I'm just out there buying it for her any old time.
Jake Hofer
I think it's great. And you're the parent, you get to decide that. And I think if this guy and his wife are fighting over it and it's not a budget issue, you gotta meet somewhere.
Bobby Bones
It's not a budget issue. And just as a parent, you're on the side of it. You think it's totally ridiculous. You can stretch a little bit and meet in the middle and understand just because you don't get it. Just try to put yourself in your daughter's shoes and understand. Like, maybe if you could get her that, it would open her confidence a little bit. Not the little Boo Boo.
Jake Hofer
I don't know. Nike's in Labu. I say go for it.
Bobby Bones
Maybe some new Nike shoes. Yeah.
Jake Hofer
All right. There you go. Thank you. Close it up. Updates around the room. Amy, your cat was biting you, and you're like, what's up? You thought you had a disease and your cat was talking to you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because we've heard stories like that. Like, your cat starts pawing at you, and then suddenly you go like, look in that area and there's a tumor or something.
Jake Hofer
Amy thought she had a tumor.
Bobby Bones
Well, I. I thought my cat was trying to tell me something and it was about my body. Well, turns out she was trying to tell me something, but it was about her body. Yeah. So I was like, gosh, why is she acting this way? So one day I just started kind of looking around, and she has a lot of fur, so things are hard to see. And then on her backside area, I see this lesion, and I'm like, what is this? Like, she's just some sort of disease. So I Google it, Google image, figure out that it is likely a ruptured anal gland.
Jake Hofer
I've been There been there. Had a peloton been there.
Amy
Oh, that's right.
Bobby Bones
Right. Oh, yeah, on your bike when you.
Jake Hofer
I used to bite everybody, and no one would listen. And I'd be like, all right, I.
Amy
Thought you were telling us something.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Everybody's like, am I sick? I'm like, no, I got a anal gland.
Bobby Bones
Rich, you and my cat Maggie, I guess y' all are the same. So I take her to the vet. Turns out she ruptured the right side and the left side, and it happened. They were like, it could be about a week, a week and a half. And that's, like, right around when she had been biting me. And so now she's on all this medication, and they said it could take 20 days to heal the lesion. I mean, she was screaming at the vet when they were cleaning wounds, like, screaming. I felt terrible. But, you know, it happens. I was like, okay. I don't know why, but they can't explain it. It's just something that happens.
Jake Hofer
Glad to hear that the cat is on the way to health.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we figured it out.
Jake Hofer
Glad to hear you don't have a tumor.
Bobby Bones
And I'm just glad to hear, like, isn't it cool our animals try to communicate with us?
Jake Hofer
Speaking of animals, my bulldog has had staph infection, and I think we kind of got it licked at this point. He lost a bunch of hair, like, big, big. But most of the hair is going back. He's been on, like, seven medications. I haven't been putting him on Instagram as much because I know people be like, why is he losing his hair? People demand to see Stanley on Instagram. So. But he's alive and he's feeling better. Finally, Dr. Josie has got him back to health. Any update on your passport?
Amy
So I told you guys that I got an email that said my passport was on hold. The application, because they needed more information.
Jake Hofer
Now, you told us ICE was holding off your passport.
Amy
That's what I thought. Immediately. ISIS probably got it on hold. But I finally got the letter in the mail, and I know what it is.
Jake Hofer
What?
Amy
Morgan nailed it. It's my birth certificate. I had a birth card, and they need a birth certificate. The card is not valid for a passport.
Jake Hofer
So what are you gonna do?
Amy
So I gotta call my mom, who's in Texas, and make her go to a state building and get my birth certificate because she says she doesn't have it.
Jake Hofer
Does she have to go to a state building in Texas? Yeah, it's not a federal thing.
Bobby Bones
You can't go to a Different building. I have to make her go.
Amy
Well, I mean, it's kind of like, you know, when you look for your birth certificate, you're like, mom, where's my birth certificate? You're my mother. You should have.
Jake Hofer
I mean, that's funny. It's funny. Yeah.
Amy
I guess her responsibility.
Jake Hofer
You're old now, though.
Amy
Yeah. People, like, send me messages and say I could do different things, like go to my congressman here or something. Like, I'm just gonna call my mom and tell her to go get. Go get my birth certificate.
Jake Hofer
All right. I think you could probably just go get it.
Lunchbox
You have to be, according to AI, you can just go online.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, I think. Really? Why don't you look this up?
Bobby Bones
It's fine.
Amy
Because I figure I'm gonna go to.
Raymundo
My mom, who just make her.
Bobby Bones
Make your mom do it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, make your mom do it.
Jake Hofer
All right, Morgan, the update from you last we had heard this guy wanted to buy you shoes. He had wanted to buy you shoes for years and years and years. Yeah, we think he has a feet thing with you. And finally you said, buy me some shoes.
Morgan
I sent him a pair of shoes.
Jake Hofer
So Amy said, don't do it. You were the one. You were the lone voice that said, this doesn't feel safe.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't like this at all.
Jake Hofer
And in many voices, all guys like, yeah, I get the free shoes. So what did he say? What was his response?
Morgan
He just was like, okay, where do I send him? And I didn't send him my address. I sent him a different address.
Jake Hofer
This one? Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
So they come here hopefully. And that was the last I heard from him.
Jake Hofer
What shoes did you send them?
Morgan
A little pair of heels from.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Morgan
That I've been looking at sexy shoes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Oh, you got them like. Oh, you got like high heels.
Bobby Bones
No, they're like little.
Morgan
Little kitten heels.
Bobby Bones
Okay. He's really.
Jake Hofer
How much were they?
Morgan
Like 100 bucks.
Jake Hofer
I'd have gone a little harder, but I hear you. I hear you.
Morgan
It was 100 bucks. And I was like, that's a lot. He probably won't do it, but I don't know, maybe he already sent him.
Amy
Is it bad that she asked for, like cute shoes?
Lunchbox
For sure.
Morgan
Oh, ask more sneakers.
Jake Hofer
I just want to ask for something more expensive. I'd have been. I'd have sent like three or four hundred dollar pair of shoes and like really tested the guy.
Morgan
Oh, like red bottoms.
Jake Hofer
Is he gonna say, oh, that'd have been more than that. That have been more than three to four Hundred bucks.
Bobby Bones
What are those, a thousand?
Jake Hofer
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, those are those.
Jake Hofer
I mean, I wouldn't have been against that though either. Like, if he wants to do it, like really test them. Okay. Let us know when they're here.
Morgan
Okay. Hopefully they do.
Jake Hofer
You feel weird about that?
Morgan
A little bit, but my boyfriend was like, I got you. And then, you know, we got security here, so, like, I'm protecting.
Jake Hofer
But it's not about here. It's. I don't even want to give you any. Any. Any. The guy. Any tips?
Morgan
No tips. I think he's fine. Lunchbox said he seemed normal, so it's fine.
Jake Hofer
Eddie, get a passport.
Amy
Yeah, my mom. I'll call my mom, see what she says.
Jake Hofer
Morgan, keep one eye open when you sleep, all right? Bones.
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The reviews and ratings are in and ice Cube's big three is the surprise hit of the summer. This Saturday, 4pm Eastern on CBS. With playoff elimination on the line, the stars will be flocking to Los Angeles to witness the most physical, fiercest and competitive basketball in the world. Miami's Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson must win over Houston to make the playoffs, reeling from last week's savage beating at the hands of Chicago's possessed Montrez hero. Last time these teams were met, Miami beat Houston. But they are a dangerous team having their manhood at stake. Then breakout star Dwight Howard of the LA Riot will battle Gary Payton's Boston squad in a do or die match for both teams. Will LA avenge their previous shocking loss to perennial basketball Boston rivals to survive? Six teams are allowed for four spots and all must win. Don't miss the Big three, the three on three basketball league everyone is talking about. There's no crying in the big three. And the no hold spot action starts Saturday at 4pm Eastern, 1pm Pacific, followed by two games on Vice starting at 6:30 Eastern, presented by iHeart.
Jake Hofer
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
Amy
There are many versions of what happened.
Raymundo
In 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy.
Amy
Drove a car into a pond and.
Bobby Bones
Left a woman behind to drown.
Jake Hofer
There's a famous headline, I think in the New York Daily News, it's Teddy escapes, blonde drowns. And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really.
Bobby Bones
Became about ted's political future, Ted's political hopes.
Jake Hofer
Will Ted become president?
Raymundo
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Bobby Bones
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
Raymundo
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs.
Amy
Violence, you name it.
Jake Hofer
So is there a curse?
Amy
Every week we go behind the headlines.
Raymundo
And beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Bobby Bones
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Amy
American history is full of wise people.
Jake Hofer
Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.
Morgan
Those founding fathers were gossipy AF and they love to cut each other down.
Amy
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history, and I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses and then he says, the.
Jake Hofer
Greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar.
Amy
And Jefferson writes in his diary, this.
Jake Hofer
Proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.
Amy
Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dr. Joy Harden Bradford
I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford, and in session 421 of Therapy for Black Girls, I sit down with Dr. Afia and Billy Shaka to explore how our hair connects to our identity, mental health and the ways we heal.
Morgan
Because I think hair is a complex language system, right, in terms of it can tell how old you are, your marital status, where you're from, your spiritual belief. But I think with social media, there's like a hyper fixation and observation of our hair, right, that this is sometimes the first thing someone sees when we make a post or A reel. It's how our hair is styled.
Dr. Joy Harden Bradford
We talk about the important role hairstylists play in our community, the pressure to always look put together, and how breaking up with perfection can actually free us. Plus, if you're someone who gets anxious about flying, don't miss session 418 with Dr. Angela Neal Barnett, where we dive into managing flight anxiety. Listen to therapy for black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Hofer
It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
Chris Kolstad is the owner of Heights Pizza man in Columbia Heights, Minnesota. And last week, he saw on his little security cameras that people had been eating out of the dumpster. Like, you know, they throw the old pizzas out at the end of the night, and people go in there and get him. He's like, well, we gotta stop this. And instead of getting mad, he put a note on the dumpster, said, hey, there's no need to eat out of the dumpster. Just come inside. I'll give you free pizza. Or just leave a note at the back door if you're embarrassed. You know, no questions asked, say, hey, I'd like a cheese pizza, and I'll put it out there for you. It went viral. $11,000 came into his Venmo, so now he's feeding people for the next three months, and he gave to two local food banks.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome.
Jake Hofer
What would you do if you saw that you're not homeless?
Lunchbox
I'd write a note.
Jake Hofer
You're just walking through and you just see that.
Lunchbox
Oh, my goodness. I'd go in, be like, man, you.
Jake Hofer
Know what I mean? I got the voice. Why'd you do the voice?
Lunchbox
When you're. When you're down in your luck, you have to have a sad voice. You can't be all chipper, like, oh, man, I'm homeless, or, you know, why.
Jake Hofer
Would you say you're homeless, though? Up like that? You wouldn't say you're homeless at all.
Lunchbox
I just like, man, it's been a rough time, me and my three kids.
Jake Hofer
I don't think he needs the story line.
Amy
Why don't you just go to the back and knock on the door, no questions asked.
Lunchbox
That's a good point. No question. I'd rather eat inside because it's ac. Of course, because you can go in the front door and eat and just say, hey, just let me know. No problem. No shame. And so I would have no shame and just take my kids in, be like, you guys Want a cheese pizza?
Jake Hofer
Would you tell them to do the voice?
Lunchbox
I'd be like, guys, just kind of rub some dirt on your face.
Jake Hofer
You don't have to do that to act like you're homeless. Just rub dirt on your face.
Lunchbox
Well, you can't be clean.
Jake Hofer
You can just be going through a hard time. Be clean. Yeah, you can. Okay, well.
Lunchbox
Well, either way, we would. Maybe I'd cut a hole in the shirt, you know?
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Jake Hofer
Now I think you just run the shirt for pizza. So you just lost. You just lost. Okay.
Lunchbox
Anyway, and then be like, hey, man, we'll probably be back tomorrow.
Jake Hofer
You just let them know. Yeah, I'll be back Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You're the Hamburglar of the pizza place. Okay, that's it. Good story. That's what it's all about.
Raymundo
That was.
Jake Hofer
Tell me something Good Bones Lunchbox has brought in a clip from Morgan's podcast. Lunchbox, what are you sharing with us here, man?
Lunchbox
Guys, we try to teach her. She's like a little sister to us. We try to tell her, morgan, like, when you meet a dude, don't just go crazy right away. And, I mean, here she goes on her podcast, she's been dating this guy for about six minutes, and she says, he's the one.
Jake Hofer
All right, play the clip.
Morgan
Is he the one? It feels safe. It's consistent. It's kind and warm. There's so much security in this current relationship that I've never felt before, and I hope that this is the one. There is a huge part of me that believes this could possibly be it.
Jake Hofer
Oh, man.
Lunchbox
Guys, like. Like, you can't show your cards that quick, man. Like, it's like. This is like. It's like. What do you call it when the. The dog thing where you give them a treat and they keep coming back?
Amy
Pavlov's dog.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's like she's Pavlov's dog. She sees a dude, and it's like, oh, this is the one.
Jake Hofer
I don't think those two aren't the same. It's not good. That's not that. Because that's like you play a bell, you feed the dog, and you play a bell every time. So then every time he hears the belly, his mouth starts salivating. Different. I understand what you're saying, but that's different than okay, now.
Lunchbox
Okay, but I'm just saying, like, it just seems to be a repetition with Morgan, and I just worry, like, why throw this out there so soon? Like, why make like you can have those feelings? Maybe Internally. But saying it on your podcast, like, what are we doing?
Jake Hofer
And at that stage of the relationship, you're saying. Yes. How long you been together, Morgan, with this guy?
Bobby Bones
Six.
Morgan
Almost six months.
Jake Hofer
So not six months or five months?
Morgan
Yeah, we're like five and a half.
Jake Hofer
Okay, fair enough.
Morgan
Timeline is.
Jake Hofer
I don't. Listen, I think, you know, Morgan, you have a good. You have a gut.
Morgan
I also didn't say, oh, my gosh, yes, he's the one. I said, I feel a lot of things. That's what dating is. Is you're trying to decide if this person is somebody you're gonna spend the rest of your life with.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, I hear you. You are a. Five and a half months say, I think he's the one, though.
Morgan
I didn't say I think he's the one. I said, I hope he is.
Amy
When you say you had feelings that you've never felt before, are you being, like, on. Like you've never felt any of those before?
Morgan
Yeah, I mean, I've been in some really crappy relationships, but they weren't always.
Jake Hofer
Crappy until you learned they were crappy.
Morgan
Two of them I knew were crappy when they were happening. I just didn't know better. I didn't know that relationships could be better than what I was dealing with.
Lunchbox
I mean, you've never had these feelings. I just wanna. I just wanna get this clear. I just. I want.
Jake Hofer
Because you're like a little sister now, apparently. Which we've never heard him say ever in the history.
Lunchbox
I was just trying to, you know, trying to soften the blow. But the last guy was ordering furniture to your house.
Morgan
Yeah, I also.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
To me, living with someone is just the next step in a relationship. Automatically living with someone does not mean I'm gonna be with them. It's the next step to decide if I want to be with somebody.
Jake Hofer
Do you live with your current boyfriend?
Morgan
Not yet.
Jake Hofer
Okay, got it.
Morgan
But, like, you're not going to.
Jake Hofer
No. Maybe.
Morgan
Eventually it's the next step in a relationship. And I. I feel very much so that you should live with someone before you commit your life to them so you know who they are as a person.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, we're not fighting about that. I'm not fighting about anything. He just brought it in and said, you're not even six months in and you're. You're giving your love publicly to this person, which makes it.
Morgan
I. I have a very big heart. I give my love to a lot of people a lot of the time.
Bobby Bones
This is just like the kind of.
Morgan
Person that I am.
Jake Hofer
That feels weird. That feels weird.
Morgan
But I, like, I'm a very empathetic person.
Jake Hofer
I. I literally just felt like, right.
Morgan
I'm a very loving human being. I don't. I, like, that's just who I am as a. As a person.
Jake Hofer
What would you like to tell her, Lunchbox?
Lunchbox
Morgan, you just got to be more careful. Like, you are. Like, you've been broken so many times by dudes.
Jake Hofer
Give him a second.
Lunchbox
They're going on your podcast five and a half months into a relationship and looking at the camera and saying, I felt things I've never felt for. And I. I really think this is the one. Like, it's like, why you gave him the keys to the house.
Morgan
Do you think we haven't had conversations outside of me being on that podcast?
Bobby Bones
Like, yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say is, I don't think Morgan's going on her podcast and saying anything that she hasn't said to his face already.
Lunchbox
Question, though, but doesn't it make it harder if they break up after she went on her podcast and declared publicly to the world that he's the one? Like, if they have that conversation between them, great. But it's gonna make it so much harder if you go back and people are gonna pull that clip.
Jake Hofer
Like, what?
Lunchbox
I thought it was the one. I thought it was the one.
Morgan
Well, they're gonna do that regardless.
Lunchbox
And then if you date a new dude, going to be like, well, five and a half months in. You said he was the one. Like, am I not the one?
Morgan
You're always going to hope that somebody is. I'm not dating just to hook up with people.
Jake Hofer
But you said you had a lot of love to give a lot of dudes.
Lunchbox
I have.
Morgan
I didn't say a lot of dudes. I said people.
Jake Hofer
I know. I'm kidding.
Morgan
I have a lot of love to give.
Jake Hofer
Then let's do this in a controlled environment. Amy, what would you like to say about this? Go first.
Bobby Bones
I mean, Lunchbox needs to let Morgan live her life how she wants to live it. And I'm happy for Morgan. I'm glad that she's found somebody like, I do do. I think it's possible to know in a short amount of time what. What you want and feel things and experience things you've never felt before. Absolutely. And Morgan may have found the one She's. I don't think she's saying I know for a fact, but she's saying this feels different.
Jake Hofer
Okay.
Amy
And, Eddie, you know, I'm glad Lunchbox Is the older brother here with good older brother advice. But Morgan, I feel like I'm just more concerned about Morgan saying these things, like she's never felt that before. I feel like you've said stuff like this a lot, and I understand where Lunchbox is coming from. Just pump the brakes a little bit with a public announcement of something that you tend to say a lot.
Jake Hofer
Dang, she's a serial feeler.
Amy
Serial feeler.
Morgan
I mean, I can only acknowledge that I think say things that I feel in that moment. So I'm never going to be able to predict the future. So I'm just going to tell you exactly how I'm feeling in this moment. So if I've ever said anything before that's similar, that's how I felt in that moment. And I can't. I'm not going to go back on that. I felt that way. And this is how I feel right now. And I'm just trying to be honest with how I'm feeling.
Jake Hofer
What I would say is, as someone who has lived his life very publicly for decades, at this point, there are things that you say that you have to understand that if it's then counter to what you've said, it's just going to be held against you. It's going to be pounded against you so much. Five and a half months, probably a little too early in my mind to be able to jumping out, going like, hope he's the one. But also I understand what it's like that you got to make good content. So you're like, I gotta do a podcast, talk about something.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I don't think she's doing.
Jake Hofer
I don't either. But if I, like, If I'm even 50, 50 and like, should I, shouldn't I. It's like, well, I might as well be compelling and do compelling content. So my brain goes in all those ways, just, yeah, it feels like this is something you've done before, but it's you.
Morgan
I mean, I'm. I don't know what to tell you guys. I just, I speak from my heart every time I talk to you guys about things, and that's just how I felt in that moment. I can't predict what my life is gonna look like later. All I can do is live in the moment that I'm living and, and.
Jake Hofer
I have no problem with that.
Morgan
Hope for the best later.
Jake Hofer
Let's watch. You can finish this segment.
Lunchbox
I just want you to, you know, make sure that you have, you know, you, you protect yourself, you know, and know how to delete those clips like. Like have those, like, pulled up just in case if they break up, like, bookmark them. Bookmark them. Exactly. Because if they. It goes south, delete it quick.
Morgan
I also feel like I take down that pod.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
I also feel like because I'm having very different feelings than I have before. I wouldn't have even made that segment and talked about that if I didn't feel that way and felt pretty strongly about.
Jake Hofer
Man. I feel like a five and a half months. You don't even know the person yet, though. I think that's the risk.
Morgan
I know a whole lot of people who have known very quickly, very early on. It's just a matter. Everybody's different. Every situation.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes it doesn't.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. I think people, even people that know, don't really know. It just happens to work because some.
Bobby Bones
People get married after six weeks and they have lived happily ever. Yes, I know. It's like. And then there's, you know, it is pretty rare.
Jake Hofer
It's very. It's actually very, very rare, but it does happen.
Morgan
Okay, well, that's also going from Eddie, who didn't even know his wife was the one, and she gave him an ultimatum to get married.
Amy
Yeah, I thought we were just dating, like, but having fun. Six years.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, just having fun.
Lunchbox
But she.
Amy
But she was like, perfect for me. But, you know, I just was like, we're just having a good time.
Bobby Bones
And Morgan and I were talking the other day, like, it's weird at this point in my relationship with my boyfriend, I was already married to my ex husband.
Jake Hofer
Like, at this point.
Bobby Bones
That was before. Very quick. But we had a long marriage. I. I don't know.
Jake Hofer
No, I started trap. Amy. Okay, we are rooting for you. We hope it all works out.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Jake Hofer
I understand. He. But I think he was just doing this for content as well. No, no, no. I don't think he really cares.
Lunchbox
No, no, I.
Jake Hofer
Of course, of course, of course.
Lunchbox
But when I saw it, I was like, oh, no.
Morgan
If you really care, you would have came up to me, but like, are you okay? Like, maybe we should pull this back instead. You're like, let me bring it to the air.
Jake Hofer
Just know we're rooting for you. And we're rooting for these shoes to be awesome. You got. You have a boyfriend in real life and a shoe boyfriend. They continue. You can have your cake and eat it, too. In this situation. Yeah.
Morgan
Heck, yeah. Wearing cake and eat it too. Moment of my life.
Jake Hofer
Amy. Have the average ages people start doing life things. For example, tying your own shoes. The average person does it. When? I don't know, four, five to six.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Jake Hofer
I don't even have one. I don't know when I tied my own shoes. Some of these I was going to do. Like my age. I don't remember. I think I'd Velcro till late.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm not sure. And then I became a mom and my kids came to me at 7 and 11, so they already knew how to time. Yeah.
Amy
That's good.
Jake Hofer
Good. All the hard stuff was done then when you got.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. But other hard things came.
Jake Hofer
Riding your bike without training wheels.
Bobby Bones
Oh, seven.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Six to seven years old. All right, getting a little older here. First crush.
Bobby Bones
12.
Jake Hofer
Late bloomer. 10. Whoa.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Jake Hofer
Late bloomer. Staying home alone.
Bobby Bones
13, 12.
Jake Hofer
When did you let your kids stay home alone?
Bobby Bones
Probably like 11:12. No, 12, 13. Like that time frame.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. When I was 12, I was already running the roost.
Bobby Bones
But. But my daughter was different. Like her, that was no problem. My son was, you know, FaceTiming me every five seconds.
Jake Hofer
When are you coming home doing your own laundry?
Bobby Bones
14.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, me like, 36. Yeah, well, you had.
Bobby Bones
You had to do it before college.
Jake Hofer
College. Yeah. I mean, I. But what did I do in college?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. What did you do?
Amy
Would you pay to, like, get it done in a laundromat? I did that a few times.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
What do you mean?
Amy
Dropped it off at a Laundromat and they would do it and they would.
Jake Hofer
Fold it for you. I didn't go to the laundromat. I think in college.
Bobby Bones
Did y' all have washer and dryer.
Jake Hofer
In the dorm freshman year? No. There was Laundromat, but then after that we lived in an apartment that always had. Yeah, I guess I did.
Bobby Bones
So you did it? You just blocked it out? I guess.
Jake Hofer
I think so. I was really trying to remember. Doing laundry, getting a smartphone.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh. 14, 15, 13.
Jake Hofer
When did you let your kids have one?
Bobby Bones
14, 15. Yeah.
Jake Hofer
How about this? Moving out of your parents house. When does the average person do that? The Average United States? 20, 25. Average ages?
Bobby Bones
19.
Jake Hofer
When did you move out of your parents house?
Bobby Bones
18.
Jake Hofer
Did you ever move back, though? No, because, I mean, the last time you move out is the time you moved out. Like if you ever lived with your parent again.
Bobby Bones
Right. I mean, I. I was married and my husband was deployed.
Jake Hofer
That doesn't count.
Bobby Bones
So I went and stayed with my mom for a little bit. I mean, I moved in with my sister, so she let me stay in a little Basically outhouse sounds gross.
Jake Hofer
Sounds one of the more disgusting things I've ever heard. Actually.
Bobby Bones
I guess it's not called that. What's it like, a shed? It was a shed.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Yeah.
Amy
You were in the doghouse.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't an outhouse because it didn't even have a bathroom. It was a shed. And speaking of peeing, I would pee.
Jake Hofer
In a vase because there was no bathroom at all.
Bobby Bones
Right. And I was too scared to walk in the dark to go inside her house at night. Like I was too scared. I wouldn't do it.
Jake Hofer
Like you were in a shed. Shed.
Bobby Bones
I was in a shed, but they carpeted it and I painted it purple on the inside.
Jake Hofer
You say 19. Eddie, when did you move out of home? The last. Last time.
Amy
22. Never went back.
Jake Hofer
Lunchbox?
Lunchbox
25.
Jake Hofer
The answer is 19. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Oh, nailed it.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, I moved out at 17. Like late 17. Gotta pay the bills. Yeah, you know, hard times. First full time career job. Like in your career.
Bobby Bones
Age 24.
Jake Hofer
23. Good job. First time living with a romantic partner.
Bobby Bones
26.
Jake Hofer
What was it for you?
Bobby Bones
26 when I got married.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Jake Hofer
Mine was 38, 39. Not woo. I didn't get married till then. Like Caleb was the only romantic partner I ever lived with.
Bobby Bones
I guess it was 25.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. The average age is 26.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Oh, nailed it. Gosh, I'm good at this.
Jake Hofer
First marriage. Women, 24. 28.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's rising.
Jake Hofer
That's good though.
Bobby Bones
Well, women are 28. Men are 30.
Jake Hofer
Correct. Second marriage.
Amy
Oh boy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's see. 42 and 45.
Jake Hofer
43 and 46.
Amy
Close.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Nice job.
Amy
Third marriage.
Jake Hofer
No, I don't have that on there. First child, age? Women.
Bobby Bones
29.
Jake Hofer
30. Good. Men.
Bobby Bones
32.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Works 31. Second child. This one's a little weird because women, it's only one year older, but men's way more than that. Five years older. So is it with a different dude?
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Jake Hofer
They find in a different first serious relationship.
Bobby Bones
Well, that would be the same as your living. No, no.
Jake Hofer
Oh.
Bobby Bones
First serious relationship in high school. So you think it's serious, but it's probably not. So you're probably 16, 17.
Jake Hofer
You're pretty good. This is your game.
Bobby Bones
Thanks.
Jake Hofer
It's not really a game. This is your game. You kind of understand what's happening. And when people are mine's, I'm broken in every one. Either early or late. I'm broken in every one of these. First serious relationship. Yeah, 30 something. First marriage. Men, 30. Me. Not so bad. 38, 39. You don't have a.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Bobby, you were at least 40.
Jake Hofer
Oh, no, man. These years. Okay, great. I'm even more broken.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Jake Hofer
That's great. I thought that was a little closer. I was like, oh, that didn't seem right. Yeah. So it's 40.
Bobby Bones
It's okay. You can be whatever age.
Jake Hofer
My biological age, though, I'm far younger.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Jake Hofer
Whenever I did the blood test, I mean, they told me I was, like, 23.
Amy
Yeah, it's amazing, man.
Jake Hofer
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Basically married.
Jake Hofer
What are you, like, 60?
Amy
No, pretty much.
Jake Hofer
We had a listener call us, and we think they got in a car accident while they were leaving us a voicemail. Here is the original voicemail. I have a question for Lunchbox. I'm just really curious to know. Oh, my gosh. I just got in a car crash. Oh, my gosh. I gotta go. That's all we heard. And I said, if you're listening, please give us an update, because we could hear the moment where it hit. And so here we go. This is the listener calling us back. Go ahead. I got into a car crash while I was on the phone with you guys. I was distracted, and I looked up and there was a car, and I rear ended them. My phone flew out of my hand, landed in the cup holder. I picked it up, and that's when I hung up. I had to go to the hospital. I hurt my neck pretty good. I'm all right. But that's what happened.
Amy
Just an update.
Jake Hofer
Do you think it's because they were calling us? Well, yeah, and only. But I'm saying, is that distracting enough to be talking to somebody?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Or did it. Were they in, like, a cinnamon roll at the same time?
Bobby Bones
I would think making a phone call is part of the distraction.
Amy
So, I mean, he said he was looking down, though. Why would he be looking down if he's leaving a voicemail?
Jake Hofer
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was already talking.
Bobby Bones
Guys. I don't know, but, I mean, I think it's part of the distraction.
Amy
You're right. I think he had a cinnamon roller.
Jake Hofer
I think so, too. I don't want to take the blame on this. I think a honey bunny. It's probably a honey bun. Or, like, a swirl roll.
Amy
Oh, those are good.
Jake Hofer
One of those, too. Hospital, too. Oh, we bet he rented somebody.
Amy
That was it.
Jake Hofer
That was kind of the pick, though. A new report reveals the states with the highest and lowest cost for speeding tickets. Number one is California. So minimum speeding ticket cost, California, $234. Arizona, $231. At number two Nevada 223 Texas 223. Dang all these western states, even the.
Amy
Speeding tickets are expensive in California.
Jake Hofer
Everything is expensive over there and that's again the states with the highest minimum speeding ticket cost which is 10 miles per hour over from Visual Capitalist in Arkansas. $11. No 11. And some rubbing alcohol. Yeah, turn that in. That's my home.
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Ice Cube
The reviews and ratings are in and Ice Cube's big three is the surprise hit of the summer. This Saturday, 4pm Eastern on CBS with playoff elimination on the line, the stars will be flocking to Los Angeles to witness the most physical, fiercest and competitive basketball in the world. Miami's Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson must win over Houston to make the playoffs. Reeling from last week week's savage beating at the hands of Chicago's possessed Montrez Harrell. Last time these teams met, Miami beat Houston, but they are a dangerous team having their manhood at stake. Then breakout star Dwight Howard of the LA Riot will battle Gary Payton's Boston squad in a do or die match for both teams. Will LA avenge their previous shocking loss to perennial basketball Boston rivals to survive? Six teams are allowed for four spots and all must win. Don't miss the Big Three, the three on three basketball league everyone is talking about. There's no crying in the Big Three and the no hold spot action starts Saturday at 4pm Eastern, 1pm Pacific followed by two games on Vice starting at 6:30 Eastern. Presented by iHeart.
Amy
American History is full of wise people.
Jake Hofer
Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99 of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.
Morgan
Those founding fathers were gossipy AF and they loved to cut each other down.
Amy
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses and then he says, the.
Jake Hofer
Greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar.
Amy
And Jefferson writes in his diary, this.
Jake Hofer
Proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.
Amy
Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Hofer
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
Amy
There are many versions of what happened.
Raymundo
In 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy.
Amy
Drove a car into a pond and.
Bobby Bones
Left a woman behind to drown. There's a famous headline, I think in.
Jake Hofer
The New York Daily News, it's Teddy Escapes Blonde Drowns. And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really.
Bobby Bones
Became about ted's political future, Ted's political hopes.
Jake Hofer
Will Ted become President? Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic.
Raymundo
Death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Bobby Bones
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
Raymundo
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs.
Jake Hofer
Violence, you name it. So is there a curse?
Amy
Every week we go behind the headlines.
Raymundo
And beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Bobby Bones
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Dr. Joy Harden Bradford
I'm Dr. Joy Harden Bradford, and in session 421 of Therapy for Black Girls, I sit down with Dr. Aia and Billy Shaka to explore how our hair connects to our identity, mental health and the ways we heal.
Morgan
Cuz I think hair is a complex language system, right?
Bobby Bones
In terms of it can tell how.
Morgan
Old you are, your marital status, where you're from, your spiritual belief. But I think with social media, there's like a hyper fixation and observation of our hair, right? That this is sometimes the first thing someone sees when we make a post or a reel. It's how our hair is styled.
Dr. Joy Harden Bradford
We talk about the important role hairstylists play in our communities, the pressure to always look put together and how breaking up with perfection can actually free us. Plus, if you're someone who gets anxious about flying, don't miss session 418 with Dr. Angela Neal Barnett, where we dive into managing flight anxiety. Listen to therapy for black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Hofer
It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. On Sunday morning, Hank's service dog, the dog's name is Tommy. Since something was wrong, tried to wake him up. The 54 year old military vet from Fort Lufton, Colorado, got up, realized he wasn't well, and he was very dizzy. He checked his vitals. He had a dangerously high heart rate of 171. Holy crap. He drove himself to the hospitals where doctors confirmed he was in atrial fibrillation and said the timely response prevented a stroke. Now, Tommy the dog has been with Hank since he was put there as part of Dogs, Inc. Which is a nonprofit connected to wounded warriors. And so this is just a story about how important these dogs are. And if you're ever looking for something to donate to, there are many organizations that provide dogs to vets that will do things like this. A lot of ptsd, a lot of different situations because you come back. Because I know this, because I've worked with different organizations like this. You come back and everybody's very different. Your PTSD could affect you differently. You could also, like this guy, be sick. Physically sick. Yeah. I just thought it was a great story about how these dogs help people and comfort people and make sure that they know when they're also not well. Because a lot of times we just brush it off. Yeah, I do that all the time. Ankle hurts. Who knows? Could be like ankle cancer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So you should get it looked at.
Jake Hofer
Exactly. But then I don't. Then I forget about it.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
So big shout out Good news network with that story. That is what it's all about.
Raymundo
That was.
Jake Hofer
Tell me something good. Bones. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. This week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is now. Time for the morning corny.
Raymundo
The morning corny.
Bobby Bones
What do you call a banana constantly telling jokes?
Jake Hofer
What do you call a banana constantly telling jokes?
Bobby Bones
A punana.
Jake Hofer
That's terrible.
Raymundo
That was the morning corny.
Bobby Bones
I like it.
Amy
You do not.
Jake Hofer
Maybe you just say a.
Bobby Bones
That's what I said.
Jake Hofer
I don't know. That's just that one stupid.
Bobby Bones
A punana.
Jake Hofer
Thanks for going the hall of Shame. Like there are some that go into the hall of Shame. I think that's a Hall of Shame joke. Yeah. Okay. Y' all can't win them all.
Bobby Bones
We just. Well, that one won me.
Jake Hofer
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I liked it.
Jake Hofer
Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Walt Disney World. A 37 year old woman was trying to enter the park and she had a tin can. They're like, oh, man, we need to look in the tin can. And they open it up and they see some substances and she's like, oh, that's my headache medicine. I get migraines.
Jake Hofer
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
And they tested it. It was meth.
Jake Hofer
Oh, she tried to walk meth in a tin can in Disney into Disney. Put it in your pocket in a bag.
Amy
But why you want to take Disney to the next level? I don't understand that.
Jake Hofer
But even if you do, you don't take in the tin can. If you do want to go Disney next level, which I'm sure people do all the time with different stuff, you don't take it in a tin can that's gonna go through a metal detector or you have to hold it.
Bobby Bones
Are you gonna. Could you actually put it in a Tylenol bottle so it could look like headache?
Jake Hofer
Put it in a bag. Put in a baggie.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I don't know what it looks like.
Jake Hofer
It's a substance.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, I know.
Jake Hofer
But I guess.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't know that I've seen. There are different versions other than Breaking Bad.
Jake Hofer
There are different versions of it, Right? It sounds like this, though, was a version you could have put in a bag saying, you should take meth to Disney, by the way.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Jake Hofer
Amy just said she's worried about Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm worried about the shoe guy.
Jake Hofer
So earlier we did an update and this listener that has been asking Morgan for years, can I buy you some shoes? Can I buy you some shoes? We have convinced her to do it. That's on us too, guys.
Amy
It's all right.
Jake Hofer
Because Amy was the voice going, don't do it. But we were like, what's it going to hurt? Free shoes. So Morgan said, fine, buy me some shoes. And then we get off the air and Amy's like, I'm worried for Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, I mean, I just don't think that someone hitting her up over and over and over, desperate to buy her shoes, is, you know, in the healthiest place mentally. But if you're listening right now, I'm not saying that you're.
Jake Hofer
Amy's scared of them now too.
Bobby Bones
I just think that that's like, it's, it's. It's not normal, that's for sure.
Jake Hofer
We'll have an update soon. Let us know when the shoes get hit.
Bobby Bones
And I think you're just inviting more like things.
Jake Hofer
All that's fine. Yeah, I agree with you and all, but if he can't get to you, it's free shoes.
Amy
Well, we should check to see if there's a tracker in it.
Jake Hofer
Well, if. When the box comes, I would also not take the box home. I would only take the shoes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but like, what if they're built in like a truck? They're not gonna be built into the.
Jake Hofer
Shoe because I'm sure he bought them and then sent them from the place. Also the sole. Okay, you guys are getting a little too.
Bobby Bones
If you think he's shipping them straight from Steve Madden. No, no, no. They are going to his house and he. It's doing. I don't even know what.
Amy
Oh my gosh.
Jake Hofer
Why would he do that with the shoes when she hasn't worn them yet? You only do that with a shoe after they've worn them.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't.
Jake Hofer
I don't know what I'm thinking.
Bobby Bones
I was thinking he wants to like lick them or something.
Jake Hofer
But why lick them before? You only lick them after.
Bobby Bones
No, he, I. How do you know what he's into?
Amy
How do you know what he's into?
Jake Hofer
Yes. I'm just assuming somebody that's into that.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Jake Hofer
Okay, bye everybody. Come on, get your bobby bones on. So the question is, if you had to go on a 72 hour road trip and you could only listen to one artist, who is the artist? So you gotta. You can have everything in their catalog, but you can't listen to anything more than that one artist. Amy, you're up first. Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Taylor Swift.
Jake Hofer
Because.
Bobby Bones
Because we've got multiple genres with her. We have different eras. Eras, yeah, obviously. And I mean, some of her early stuff I just love so much. Her country stuff and then her pop stuff I also enjoy. And my kids. Like, I just feel like everyone's gonna be happy with Taylor and I'm fine with it.
Jake Hofer
Morgan.
Morgan
I would definitely go with Keith urban. He's got 12 albums. I was like going back through his whole compilation recently and. Excuse me, compilation, got it.
Jake Hofer
Did I say that wrong? No, you just said it your way.
Morgan
Okay. Anyways, he has a bunch of songs that I like, totally forgot about and they're just all so good and I could jam to that forever. You could have 12 albums and honestly not even make it through almost all of them. So on 72 hours, you can make.
Jake Hofer
It through all of them in 72 hours.
Morgan
You think so.
Jake Hofer
12 albums?
Amy
Yeah, I think so.
Jake Hofer
I think you could probably do 72 albums.
Amy
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
In 72 hours, I guess.
Morgan
I don't know how long a full album?
Jake Hofer
Usually not. Not an hour. Around an hour. But sometimes a little less.
Morgan
Well, I could listen to all those on repeat.
Jake Hofer
Say the word again.
Morgan
Compilation.
Jake Hofer
How would you say it?
Lunchbox
I think you call it a compilation.
Jake Hofer
It's not wrong how she's saying it. I just wonder how everybody says it.
Bobby Bones
Compilation, Eddie.
Amy
Compilation. What are you doing, though? You're compiling it.
Jake Hofer
I call it a compilation. Yeah, it's a.
Amy
You're compiling compilations.
Lunchbox
What an interesting pick, too. Morgan, I've never heard you talk about Keith Urban.
Morgan
I have, because I love his concerts. He's like, one of my favorite people to see live.
Jake Hofer
Eddie.
Amy
Yeah. Amy said something interesting, like she cares about everyone else in the car. I don't care about anyone else in the car.
Jake Hofer
Get them.
Amy
So, like, I'm picking the Eagles, because what I like about the Eagles is they have, like, four or five singers, so their music all sounds different. Even though it's the same band, every singer has its unique style. I can listen to Eagles all day long.
Jake Hofer
Eagles are solid. Yeah, but not if you're not a fan. Like, I can understand being Amy, not an Eagles fan.
Amy
No, I know, but I'm a Pearl Jam fan. I thought immediately, oh, Pearl Jam, Right. But no, like Pearl Jam, after a while, kind of gets a little the same sound over and over. The Eagles have all kinds of different sounds.
Jake Hofer
A rough estimate to listen to all the Keith urban albums, about 10 to 15 hours. So you can listen to them over and over again, but you get them all in.
Morgan
That's still a lot of albums.
Jake Hofer
It's a lot of albums.
Amy
It is.
Jake Hofer
Same logic as Eddie's. Cause I didn't pick my favorites. I didn't pick John Mayer. I didn't pick Counting Crows. I'm going Tom Petty. That's solid. Decades and decades of awesome music. So many hits. They sound different at different points. So I'm going Tom Petty. One artist for 72 hours. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Sing me a Tom Petty song.
Amy
Free Fallin.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. There you go.
Jake Hofer
Or you just said it.
Bobby Bones
Well, you don't have to sing it. Sorry?
Morgan
You don't have to sing it, but.
Bobby Bones
Just tell me one. Yeah, I know that one, but what's another one?
Lunchbox
Caviar and Cocaine.
Jake Hofer
What the. You Don't Know How It Feels.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you Don't Know how it Feels.
Jake Hofer
Or Last Dance, Mary Jane One More Night. Kill the Pain.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that'd be Good.
Amy
Anna won't back down.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's a jam.
Jake Hofer
Get it's.
Bobby Bones
I must have had Tom Petty in Greatest Hits.
Amy
I think we all did.
Jake Hofer
Like.
Amy
Yeah, it's so good.
Jake Hofer
Running Down a Dream. Come to Me or that. Dude, we did that one. Okay. How about Don't Do Me like that? Don't Do Me like that. No, I love you, baby and Don't Do Me like that.
Amy
Oh, what about. What about Here Comes My Girl, Here Comes My Girl? Or American. What's the. That one. The. Oh, she was an American Girl.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's a good one.
Jake Hofer
Stop Dragging My Heart Around. You know that one? Stop Dragging. Okay, Break down.
Amy
Go ahead and give it to me.
Jake Hofer
Oh, no, that's it. That is.
Lunchbox
That is.
Amy
It breaks down once you come to the next.
Jake Hofer
Oh, it is break down. That's right. That's a good one. How about I'm Learning to Fly.
Amy
Oh, so good.
Jake Hofer
But I Ain't Got Wings Coming Down. All right.
Bobby Bones
Sounds familiar.
Jake Hofer
Into the Great Wide Open. You know that one?
Lunchbox
Yep.
Amy
Under the sky so Blue.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Jake Hofer
I'm looking at all the classifications. Tom Petty's in Dad Rock.
Amy
Oh, for sure.
Jake Hofer
70S rock, drive, good times, great oldies. Easy rider and 70s road trip.
Amy
I don't know about great oldies.
Jake Hofer
What?
Amy
He's not that old. For Good Time. Great Oldies. I feel like that's like.
Jake Hofer
I think now, though, he is dang refugee.
Amy
You don't have to Live like a refugee Jam. You remember It's Good To Be King.
Jake Hofer
Just For a Day. Lunchbox yours.
Lunchbox
I go, Bruno Mars, he's just. He's got different. Like, different sounds. He's fun, it's upbeat, you're not going to fall asleep, and everybody else in the car will enjoy it, I guess. I don't know.
Jake Hofer
How many Bruno Mars songs can you sing?
Lunchbox
How many can I sing? That's a great question. I can. Let me think. Locked Out. I'll take a grenade for you.
Jake Hofer
Grenade for you. You just started singing one song and flipped to another. Two words in.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Grenade popped in my head right away. So.
Jake Hofer
No, you went with Locked out of Heaven first.
Lunchbox
I know, but then I. And then Grenade popped in. I was like, don't forget that one. So I nailed two right there.
Jake Hofer
Locked Out Of Heaven's a jam. This is Locked out of Heaven.
Amy
That's so good.
Jake Hofer
Yeah, that's a good one.
Amy
What about his biggest one, lb?
Lunchbox
Come on, dude. Oh, Uptown Funk.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
I was thinking about the one about you.
Jake Hofer
That's what I like.
Lunchbox
That's what I like 24 karat gold or 24 karat.
Jake Hofer
Whatever. You know what? Drop it. I'll dab the grenade for you. Yeah, do it.
Amy
You know which one came on the other day? I was like, oh, I forgot about this one.
Jake Hofer
Beautiful girls all over the world. Is that a Travy McCoy? It's B, O, B. Oh, Bob. Yeah, that's right.
Amy
B, O, B. Bruno Mars.
Jake Hofer
They say that.
Amy
Yeah, I think at the very end.
Jake Hofer
All right, good. Ray, do you have one?
Raymundo
Yeah. Now it's Wall. And back in the day, it would have been Sam Hunt. I just don't think he has the amount of songs the catalog to keep me interested. But know Wallen right now, off Sam. Yeah. Wallen with the 38 songs he dropped.
Jake Hofer
And whenever Sam comes back, we got to tell him.
Amy
We have to tell him.
Raymundo
It doesn't matter. I mean, if you. If you want something upbeat, Juan's got it.
Jake Hofer
You're.
Raymundo
I know you're. You're in the road trips. You're not actually doing activities, but if you're, you know, you're feeling a little sad, Wallen's got it for you. If you want something to make you want to get in a relationship, it's Wallen.
Bobby Bones
You want get out of a relationship?
Raymundo
Makes you want to, like, work out once you end your road trip, Wallen, call your mom.
Jake Hofer
You're more of a Wallen guy now.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah.
Jake Hofer
Than Sam.
Bobby Bones
He has posts about him, but.
Jake Hofer
No, I'm just saying, like, he. A season change. You're officially declaring Sam's no longer your number one. Yeah, it's.
Raymundo
I mean, if I'm raking Wallen, if I'm running Wallen, if I'm on the back patio Wallen, if my wife's, you know, doing her podcast, I'm doing Wallen.
Jake Hofer
But.
Bobby Bones
But you moved out to the country because of Sam, correct?
Amy
Country house.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. S. Yes.
Raymundo
Yes. That's the reason that I was out, that I'm out there. But once I'm out there and I'm trying to find myself, Wallen helps me find myself.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Amy
What about the clothes? Are you not wearing the flannels anymore?
Jake Hofer
I mean, Sam got you clothes and shoes.
Raymundo
Yeah. That's winter, though. He got me the All Saints flannel for winter. It's not really a summer look. And then now, you know, Sam's got the Dockers and the polo and the hat. The dad hat over it.
Jake Hofer
Dang, that's tough, dude.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Amy
Sad day.
Raymundo
He just got older than me, but we kind of grew up together, me and Sam. But now he's. He's more of a dad figure he's got kids and all that. I'm not.
Jake Hofer
Just so you want to be younger than you.
Raymundo
I'm. I think Wallen right now is me. Me and him are the same age. He does. He's not married, but he's got the kids, so that kind of balances us out. He stopped going to the bars. He said he hasn't been to a bar since he threw the chair. That's kind of like me. I stopped going to the bars.
Jake Hofer
How old are you, Ray?
Raymundo
39.
Jake Hofer
About to be 40.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Jake Hofer
Morgan's 32. You're not the same.
Lunchbox
No. Ray's 40, but you're in my life.
Jake Hofer
You're not the same, though. Oh, my gosh.
Amy
Don't talk.
Raymundo
And I would say in our. In our place in life, like Juan's.
Jake Hofer
You think you're the same place in life as Morgan Wallen? Yeah.
Raymundo
He moved out of the city. He had that townhouse, and then now he's got some spread in East Tennessee. According to his songs, he had neighbor.
Amy
Problems at that other house.
Jake Hofer
But you think you and Morgan Wallen are at the same place in life? Yeah.
Raymundo
So his music relates with me. You know, he talks about the exes. Like, man, screw the exes.
Jake Hofer
I moved on from them, all, right.
Raymundo
And then cities that he goes to. Miami. He's got them all. He's got them all. The new banger, Miami. And then he just dropped one with Rick Ross. So if that one's too slow for you, add Rick Ross to it.
Jake Hofer
We're not questioning your choice of music. It was just a little. We're surprised you've been so Sam. Like, we've had three seasons. We've had Kip Ray, Sam Ray, and now Wallen Ray.
Raymundo
Yeah. And I'm golfing. I'm playing Wallen. It really doesn't.
Jake Hofer
I'm crying. I'm playing Wallen. I'm spanking. I'm playing Wallen. It's like, it doesn't matter what he's doing. He's playing Wallen.
Amy
I forgot about Kip Moore.
Jake Hofer
Ray. Yeah, it was Kip. Ray was first, then Sam Ray, now it's Wallen. Yeah.
Raymundo
I even had the red Kipmore hat when I first met my wife. And she goes, take that off. And I go, all right.
Amy
And that's where it ended.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was the end of that.
Jake Hofer
Yeah.
Raymundo
Just switch hats.
Jake Hofer
You and Kip. Not you and your wife. Me and.
Raymundo
Me and Kip.
Jake Hofer
Yeah. Everybody thanks. Thanks for sharing that. Yeah, we're done. Thank you guys. Wrap the podcast up here. I know we did the out already on the show but wrapped the podcast up here. Thank you guys for listening and we'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody. Mr. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Readyarberry. You can find his Instagram eadyarberry, Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase sapphire reserve@chase.com Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank, NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode Title: WEDS: Why Bobby Hasn't Been Posting Stanley + Does Amy Have A Disease? + Morgan Thinks Her BF Is 'The One' + One Artist We'd Listen To For 72 Hours
Release Date: August 13, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones, Premiere Networks
[02:37]
Bobby Bones kicks off the Wednesday morning studio segment with a warm welcome to listeners, setting the stage for an engaging and interactive episode.
[02:54] – [13:17]
The hosts dive into a spirited country music lyrics quiz, challenging each other with questions about popular songs. Notable moments include:
Bobby's Enthusiasm:
"I love this song." [03:27]
Challenging Questions:
The hosts grapple with remembering specific lyrics, such as describing how a character sits on a bed in "Hotel Key" by Old Dominion.
Bobby's Passion for Music:
"She was sitting on the bed with a half drunk smile, talking about Austin and how she'd get back there someday." [04:15]
Competitive Spirit:
Tension rises as they vie for correct answers, showcasing their deep knowledge and love for country music.
[13:17] – [20:58]
[14:03] – [16:17]
A listener named Dani Shapiro shares concerns about her 12-year-old daughter's desire for trendy items like Lululemon Nikes and an expensive backpack. The hosts discuss the delicate balance between parental budgeting and supporting children's desires.
Bobby's Advice:
"Navigating that stuff is really difficult as parents, you know, whether you can or can't afford." [15:22]
Practical Solutions:
Suggestions include meeting halfway by selecting a few items or explaining the importance of budgeting to children.
[16:17] – [18:25]
Bobby recounts a story about his cat, Maggie, who was exhibiting unusual behavior. Upon inspection, he discovered a ruptured anal gland, illustrating how pets can communicate their health issues.
[18:25] – [19:37]
Amy shares her frustration with passport delays due to the need for a valid birth certificate. The hosts provide humorous yet practical advice on handling such bureaucratic hurdles.
[20:12] – [35:55]
A significant portion of the episode centers around Morgan expressing that she believes her boyfriend is "the one." This revelation sparks a lively debate among the hosts:
Morgan's Declaration:
"There's so much security in this current relationship that I've never felt before, and I hope that this is the one." [28:39]
Lunchbox's Concerns:
"Morgan, you just got to be more careful. Like, you are like, you've been broken so many times by dudes." [31:52]
Amy's Perspective:
"I feel like you've said stuff like this a lot, and I understand where Lunchbox is coming from. Just pump the brakes a little bit with a public announcement." [33:03]
Bobby's Support:
"I mean, sometimes it doesn't." [35:08]
Morgan's Response:
"I speak from my heart every time I talk to you guys about things, and that's just how I feel in that moment." [35:31]
The discussion highlights the challenges of balancing public expressions of personal relationships with genuine feelings and the potential repercussions of declaring commitment too early.
[26:25] – [28:16]
[26:25] – [27:45]
Lunchbox shares an uplifting story about Chris Kolstad, owner of Heights Pizza in Columbia Heights, Minnesota. After noticing people scavenging for discarded pizza from his dumpster, he innovatively offered free pizza through a note on the dumpster. This gesture went viral, garnering $11,000 on Venmo, allowing him to feed people for the next three months and donate to local food banks.
[50:05] – [51:31]
Jake shares a heartwarming story about Hank, a 54-year-old military veteran from Fort Lupton, Colorado, whose service dog, Tommy, detected a dangerously high heart rate, prompting Hank to seek medical help in time to prevent a stroke.
[52:07] – [55:07]
[52:07] – [53:05]
Bobby delivers a light-hearted joke to start the segment:
[55:00] – [55:50]
A listener provides an update on a previous voicemail where he reported being in a car crash while calling in. He confirms he survived with minor injuries, attributing the accident to distraction caused by the phone call.
Listener's Account:
"I got into a car crash while I was on the phone with you guys. I was distracted, and I looked up and there was a car, and I rear-ended them." [56:00]
Hosts' Response:
Expressions of concern and humor about distracted driving ensue.
[55:07] – [62:38]
Each host chooses a single artist they would listen to exclusively for a 72-hour road trip:
Bobby Bones:
"Taylor Swift because we've got multiple genres with her. We have different eras." [55:56]
Morgan:
"Keith Urban. He has 12 albums, and I could jam to that forever." [56:18]
Amy:
"The Eagles because they have different sounds with multiple singers, making it enjoyable all day." [57:35]
Lunchbox:
"Bruno Mars for his upbeat and varied sounds." [61:02]
Raymundo:
"Morgan Wallen. His music relates to my life experiences and helps me find myself." [62:40]
Jake Hofer:
Picks Tom Petty for his extensive catalog and timeless hits.
"Tom Petty. Decades of awesome music with so many hits." [58:43]
Notable Quotes:
Amy on The Eagles:
"Even though it's the same band, every singer has its unique style." [57:35]
Morgan on Keith Urban:
"I was like going back through his whole compilation recently, and he's got a bunch of songs that I totally forgot about." [56:18]
Ray on Morgan Wallen:
"His music relates with me. He talks about the exes, and like, man, screw the exes." [63:15]
[62:38] – [67:17]
Bobby wraps up the main segments with acknowledgments and previews of upcoming content. The hosts express their support for Morgan's relationship while maintaining a playful and concerned tone about external pressures and public perceptions.
Bobby's Supportive Note:
"I'm happy for Morgan. She's saying this feels different." [33:27]
Amy's Concerns:
"I just feel like you've said stuff like this a lot, and I understand where Lunchbox is coming from. Just pump the brakes a little bit with a public announcement." [33:03]
Final Encouragement:
"We're rooting for you." [35:46]
Throughout the episode, various advertisements and promotions are seamlessly integrated, including mentions of:
Ice Cube's Big Three:
Promotional segments about a compelling three-on-three basketball league, scheduled for Saturday at 4 PM Eastern on CBS.
"With playoff elimination on the line, the most physical, fiercest, and competitive basketball in the world." [00:00 & [22:22]
Back 40:
Jake Hofer promotes the "Back 40" series, focusing on whitetail hunting and land management.
"Each episode I'll be asking eight whitetail hunting pros a focused, thought-provoking question about hunting and land management." [00:34]
Therapy for Black Girls:
Dr. Joy Harden Bradford advertises her podcast sessions addressing flight anxiety and the connection between hair and identity.
"In session 418 of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast, Dr. Angela Neal Barnett and I discuss flight anxiety." [01:04 & [25:18]
WashablesOfAs.com:
Multiple promotions for machine-washable sofas, highlighting durability and pet-friendliness.
"Find a sofa that can keep up@washablesofas.com starting at just $699." [21:10 & [45:06]
[67:17] – End
The episode concludes with repetitive promotional segments and a final wrap-up of the day’s discussions. Bobby tones down the conversation with humor and camaraderie, leaving listeners anticipating the next episode.
Key Takeaways:
Personal Relationships:
The episode delves deep into Morgan's romantic life, highlighting the complexities of public vs. private declarations of love.
Community and Kindness:
Heartwarming stories about individuals and businesses making positive impacts in their communities underscore the show's commitment to spreading good news.
Music Appreciation:
A dedicated segment where hosts share their favorite artists for extended listening reveals the diverse musical tastes and offers relatable content for music enthusiasts.
Listener Engagement:
Active interaction with listener stories and questions fosters a strong connection between the hosts and their audience.
Notable Quotes:
"Navigating that stuff is really difficult as parents, you know, whether you can or can't afford." — Bobby Bones, [15:22]
"We just try to explain we don't have to be a part of every trend." — Bobby Bones, [14:29]
"We hope he's the one. You have a boyfriend in real life and a shoe boyfriend." — Jake Hofer, [36:49]
Conclusion:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends lighthearted games, heartfelt discussions, community-focused stories, and engaging music segments. The interplay among hosts Bobby Bones, Jake Hofer, Amy, Morgan, Raymundo, and Lunchbox creates a dynamic and relatable listening experience, catering to a wide array of interests while maintaining a consistent theme of community, relationships, and personal growth.
For those who missed the episode, "The Bobby Bones Show" offers a vibrant mix of entertainment, insightful conversations, and uplifting stories, making it a must-listen for country music fans and anyone seeking a positive start to their day.