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Morgan
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Lunchbox
Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous.
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Lunchbox
They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape.
Hell in Heaven Narrator
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Lunchbox
What do we do? That was dumb. People, do not follow my example.
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Lunchbox
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. That's right, dude. You're a good.
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Lunchbox
They actually lose it.
Podcast Host
They sort of went nuts.
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Lunchbox
Put another way, are you high?
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Lunchbox
The Best bits of the week with Morgan, Part one. Behind the scenes with a member of the show.
Morgan
What's up, everybody? Happy weekend, Lunchbox. The what he thought would be king of Price is Right is here. Welcome to the show, Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I don't know about that introduction. Oh, the thought he was gonna be king. Okay. Or you could just say the guy that tried man gave his all to be on prizes, right? I don't even know. I don't know.
Morgan
See, it doesn't ring the bell quite as much as the other one.
Lunchbox
It really like. I get why you wanted to have me on this week because you thought it was going to be a celebration and we were all going to be in good moods, but here we are and I'm just like. Let me guess. People have so many questions about Price is Right and why you suck and you didn't get on. I got it. I didn't get on. It sucks. Yes, it was depressing.
Morgan
Okay, first of all, you don't suck.
Lunchbox
Me? No, no, it sucks. It sucks to go sucks.
Morgan
But you don't know.
Lunchbox
I know I don't suck.
Morgan
I know.
Lunchbox
I'm just making sure that I know I don't suck. I know I'm awesome.
Morgan
And I did actually technically have you scheduled on last week, but you were doing prices, right. So I had to swap you with Eddie.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I couldn't have come in via satellite in la. That have been rough, you know what I mean? Like in Los Angeles, we're hustling and bustling, got things going on. So here I am on a Saturday back in Nashville, depressed.
Morgan
And how do you feel? Like the days following you get back and it's finally settling in that you didn't make it on the show. Like, what are your thoughts, feelings, emotions.
Lunchbox
It'S so weird because I'm like, did that really just happen? Like, did I really just go to the Price is Right for three days and sit in the audience for two of them and just watch them film the show? Yeah, I did. But I do know that. And see, what's crazy is the first day, like, whenever the camera would go by, I'd jump up and wave and be crazy, thinking, okay, maybe I don't get called today, but if they see my energy of being a seat filler, as Scuba called me, then if I come back the next day, they'll be like, oh, my gosh, we got to put him on.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
But, I mean, I was. I mean, when that camera would go by, I mean, I was the first one trying to yell at the camera. So I am hoping at least they show that. But I don't even know how many crowd shots they show.
Morgan
Didn't you end up seeing that a lot of the contestants that did get on didn't quite have that energy?
Lunchbox
I was a mix.
Morgan
You had both. You had some really high energy and some lower energy, right?
Lunchbox
And there were some. I was just like, they picked that person. What? Like, they didn't even. They just sat there all day like.
Morgan
Okay, what do you think you could have done differently? Like, do you think you should have worn a different outfit? Do you feel like you should have just gone with, like, a story of you're just a normal dude, You're a dad, you know? Do you think you took it too far?
Lunchbox
What do you think went wrong the first day? I honestly, like, I told you guys, I think maybe I was too much because I had my phone out the entire time filming everybody and, like, getting pictures with people and just, like, document. I mean, so then I was like, I don't see other people doing this. Other people are just talking to each other, and they're not really filming everything. So then I was like, okay, when I didn't get picked, I was like, I gotta put the phone away when I go. When I go back. Like, I can't. I did. I can, like, be a little bit crazy, like, talking to people, but I don't need to just be like, look, I'm here with Samantha, you know, and just being like. And filming everything.
Morgan
Okay, yeah, which was true. But do you think the outfit had any impact? Do you think your story had any impact?
Lunchbox
That's a great question. I don't know. Like, I don't know if the outfit was a downfall. Here's the problem. I think, oh, if I wouldn't have worn a tux, I would have done a custom shirt. Guess What?
Morgan
Everybody did.
Lunchbox
90% of people had a custom made shirt in the audience.
Morgan
So it's like, well, that's also what they put on. So it must be.
Lunchbox
Not all. Some people are just normal clothes.
Morgan
So maybe normal clothes. If you were to do it again, would you just do normal clothes? Just be your, like normal, not super loud self.
Lunchbox
If I did it again, I don't think normal clothes, I think I still would have probably done a custom shirt. I'd have been, you know, just like everybody else. But I don't know what clever I would have said because, you know, people had some creative stuff, like, you know, it's like birthday people and. Or I could have just made up something, you know, make something up and put it on your shirt. Like celebrating my mom's, you know, would.
Morgan
You take your parents with you?
Lunchbox
Maybe Something like that. But the problem is, and this is crazy, you'd be mad if the person that went with you got on.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
So it does make a better story.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But it's like, oh, I went with them and oh, my aunt got on. Well, great for my aunt. But that's not you. You didn't get to play the game.
Morgan
True. It is true. You run that risk with bringing people. But it also seems like most of those people were with somebody else.
Lunchbox
Because I know one lady that I was in line with, she was just there because her. It was her friend's birthday and her friend had a it's my birthday shirt, blah, blah, blah. And they picked a friend, not the birthday girl. And so it's like, oh, man.
Morgan
Yeah, that one's tough.
Lunchbox
Like, that's so awkward. Like, like, it's like, oh, hey, it was your birthday, we were here to celebrate you and they picked me.
Morgan
Yeah, that was a little awkward.
Lunchbox
That's so hard. So she was like, you could tell it was like the girl that was her birthday. She was like, yay. But deep down she was probably like.
Morgan
Yeah, like, I'm bummed. I wish that was me.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Okay, so why did your wife ultimately decide not to go with you for Valentine's Day episode?
Lunchbox
I don't know. She just wasn't into it. And then we would have gone and get out. I mean, it was just, it was a last minute change. I'm telling you, when I got those tickets, it didn't say anything about Valentine's.
Morgan
Day, but was it like, okay, it's not worth me, like, because you guys have kept your life pretty private.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
In that sense. So was it like, I don't know that it's really worth this one moment to, like, blow that all up?
Lunchbox
It wasn't like that. We didn't. She didn't say that. Overall. It was just more like the inconvenience.
Morgan
Of all of it.
Lunchbox
Right. Just that. And she just was like, I don't really. I mean, do I really care? No. Like, I know you want to do it, but I don't really care to go do it. I'd rather go spend the day exploring Los Angeles with my cousin.
Morgan
And obviously, she came out there with you, but, like, she paid for her own ticket, right? She took all that time. You know, you had somebody watching the kids. She's like, I want to go enjoy my time, not do this.
Lunchbox
Correct. She was more like, I don't ever see my cousin. And, you know, like, she took off work, and how rude would it be to. So I was like, all right, cool. You know, that's fine. You go do that, and I'll go. And I thought maybe. Maybe they would look at me and be like, oh, okay. You know, it'd be kind of cool to have a single on Valentine's Day. Like.
Morgan
Yeah. I mean, they've done them before. It's just not as.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
The odds aren't as high for that to happen.
Lunchbox
I've never really. I didn't realize Valentine's episodes, they brought couples down. I don't know that I remember watching it as a kid. So I thought maybe they were like, oh, this guy is single, but he still loves life. So that's Valentine's Day. I don't know. I don't know. But like I said it.
Morgan
So did it change how much you love game shows?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
Did this experience change any of that?
Lunchbox
No. It just makes me think that they have. How do I say it? They have. Maybe that day they're looking for a certain thing, and the next day they're looking for something else. And it was not my day that if I would have come back on.
Morgan
Three days in a row, well, the.
Lunchbox
Second day, I didn't really get in.
Morgan
Okay, two days in a row or two days.
Lunchbox
Right. That's what I mean. I don't know. And that means I'm thinking, like, if I'd have gone back on Monday, maybe they were looking for a crazy person on Monday.
Morgan
Yeah. I mean, you just have to keep going every day to figure out that reality. But I just don't. I don't know that that's true.
Lunchbox
No, I don't I? I don't know what's true and what's not true. I didn't get to talk to the producer and be like, so let me break this down for you. Explain to me why you didn't pick.
Morgan
A B or C. Is it a possibility? We talked about this all. It's a national radio show. There's always people you don't know that are listening, that are like, oh, wait, you listen to the show. Is there a possibility that they knew who you were and that you. While, you know, I know in your brain, a celebrity. But they've often said they don't bring on celebrities or people of, you know, public figures unless it's a specific episode. Do you feel like that could have had a part of that? Have you thought about that at all?
Lunchbox
No, No.
Morgan
I feel like it's a possibility they knew who you were and that you were coming and that it, you know.
Lunchbox
They maybe thought I was just, like, making a joke of it or just.
Morgan
That, you know, it was known who you were so they couldn't bring you on. But that would be weird in my book because it's not like. And I know you're going to be like, no, I'm a celebrity, but, like, you're not like a Brad Pitt.
Lunchbox
You know what I mean?
Morgan
And that. I know, I know you feel like you are rude. I'm just trying to give you some.
Lunchbox
No need to take shots.
Morgan
It's not meant to take a shot, but, like, you were known and that would benefit them because then listeners would watch. But you're not like, Brad Pitt where it's like, oh, my gosh, everybody knows exactly who that is, but 50% of people do. Would that be fair to say?
Lunchbox
I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Maybe.
Morgan
Unless. Do you feel like you're on, like, the same level as Brad Pitt?
Lunchbox
It's just weird. This is weird.
Morgan
Did I make you more sad?
Lunchbox
Yeah. And, like, I'm sorry.
Morgan
I didn't mean to make you more sad. I wanted to break it down with you and figure out what happened.
Lunchbox
Yeah. We went to get hamburgers the other night. The family and I went back in to order my oldest a second sandwich because he'd eaten the first one. And some guy comes to me, goes, man, I was really cheering for you to make it on Price Is Right. I'm sorry, man. It's probably been a rough week for you. And I'm like, yeah, man, it really has. Really has. He goes, I tune in every morning hoping to hear he made it. He made It. And he goes, but I never got to hear that. And I'm like, I know. I never got to hear my name either. And he goes. And then I was like, oh, it looks like you have a new baby. Trying to change the subject. He goes, yeah, my baby's, like 3 months old. You know what I mean? And it had been pretty cool if you'd have made it on. I'm like, okay, you went back to that. I tried to change the subject because I see you over there with a little baby. Like, let's say, like, okay, well, we.
Morgan
Can change the subject.
Lunchbox
It's okay. I mean, no.
Morgan
Unless there's anything else you'd like to add to this whole discussion.
Lunchbox
I will say that they had a guy come out. Well, at the beginning, they come out and they tell you, this is how it's gonna work. You know what I mean? And I was like, man, Drew Carey looks totally different.
Morgan
Oh, you thought that was supposed to be Drew Carey?
Lunchbox
Well, he had the same hair, same skin, complexion, everything. And he's like. And I was like, he doesn't even wear glasses anymore. Like, that's crazy.
Morgan
But you never met Drew.
Lunchbox
No. Well, I mean, I was in the same room with him.
Morgan
Yeah, but, like, you never, like, were.
Lunchbox
No, but one thing they did do is, like, when they're resetting up the stage, he would stop and just be like, hey, does anybody have any questions for me?
Morgan
Did you ever ask a question?
Lunchbox
No. What was I gonna ask him?
Morgan
I don't know. Just to be like, I.
Lunchbox
Drew, you gonna carry. Call me down or what? Like. But the guy that. But it ended up. The guy that I thought was Drew Carey. That didn't look anything like Drew Carey was the big voice guy that was the one that called people's name down and described the prizes. He wasn't Drew Carey.
Morgan
But maybe they're supposed to be similar.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
Sounds and looks similar.
Lunchbox
It was so funny because I was like, gosh, I'm such an idiot. I thought that was Drew Carey. But, like, a lot of people would raise their hand, and they wouldn't really have a. Their question would be, can I come give you a hug?
Morgan
Yeah, stuff like that.
Lunchbox
And they'd go down and give him a hug, but.
Morgan
So you could have met him. You could have been like, hey, can I get a picture with you?
Lunchbox
No. No, you can't. You don't have phones. They take your phone away.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Lunchbox
Like, you don't have a phone in there.
Morgan
Is it weird when you're sitting There. And you want to just, like, take pictures of everything that's happening and you can't.
Lunchbox
No. Well, I mean, here's the thing. It's a. It's a catch 22. Because I'm a big. This is. This is how I look at life. I think we're different a little bit on this is, man. We don't need to take pictures of everything. Like, when we were like, just remember it in your head. And that's. It was so cool, because that's the problem. I was filming everything in the beginning. You know what I mean?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And so then I was like, did I even, like, soak it all in or was I too busy? Like, oh, my gosh, look, guys, I'm on the prizes, right? But that's also part of my job. When I'm there doing that for work, I've got to be up in people's face.
Morgan
Yeah. I feel like it's catch 22 for sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. And so I think that cost me, but it was kind of neat being in there and no phones and everybody just being into it and just enjoying.
Morgan
The fact that you're sitting in the audience of a game show.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Well, we're going to end it on this. Was it at least enjoyable to get to experience Price is Right in person, a taping regardless of the outcome?
Lunchbox
That's so hard, because after the first day, I was like, oh, my gosh. It was so fun no matter what, because I was like, okay, second day, I'm getting on. And then when I didn't get on, I'm like, was it really that fun.
Morgan
Or was the fun in the fact that you hoped you were getting on?
Lunchbox
I think part of the fun was the hope and the anticipation of hearing your name called. And when you don't get your name called, it's like, oh. And you could tell, like, when I was sitting there, like, waiting, like, in the. Like, first. Under the first tent and then in the chairs, and before we went in. In a building, in the waiting room, the other taping of the 7am or whatever, they're walking out and you can see people with their head down. And I'm like, oh, they didn't get called. You could tell. And I think that's probably how I looked. Walking off that lot was like, oh, dang. I'm just like, those people.
Morgan
You definitely looked like that for sure on day two when you waited for so long. You get in.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it was like. I mean, it was still it was fun.
Morgan
It was fun, but very overshadowed.
Lunchbox
Very overshadowed. Because it was like to see the different people from all over going to try that. That was neat. And to see everybody's personality and just people talking to people and, you know, making. I mean, some people may have made lifelong friends, I don't know, but it was entertaining.
Morgan
Okay. All right, well, no more Price is Right questions. We'll leave it at that.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, because you know what? The price was wrong.
Morgan
The price was wrong for Lucas.
Lunchbox
I mean, I rented a $220 tuxedo.
Morgan
But hey, you looked good. Did you like my comment I left you on Instagram?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I thought it was fine. I mean, that was stupid because you would never get a tuxedo for that.
Morgan
Yes, you would. It was so funny. You have to admit. You laughed.
Lunchbox
You.
Morgan
You probably got a laugh out of it.
Lunchbox
I. I mean, I don't know if I laughed that hard. I was like, oh, gosh, here we go. Sweatshirt was fine with me. Hoodie looked good.
Morgan
All right, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna be right back.
Lunchbox
Oh, are we?
Morgan
We'll be right back.
Lunchbox
Oh, good. Hey, you know what? I don't know, man.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Lunchbox
Can we go? You know what I mean? I'd love to go back. I would love to go back and try it again. So stupid. I wonder if there's any other game show. I just go wait in line and get on. That's why.
Morgan
I'm sure there is. I'm sure we could find you one.
Lunchbox
Because that wasn't it.
Morgan
Okay, we'll be back.
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Lunchbox
They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts.
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Lunchbox
It's Anna Ortiz and I'm Mark and Delicato.
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You might know us as Hilda and.
Morgan
Justin from Ugly Betty.
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We played mother and son on the show, but in real life, we're best friends.
Lunchbox
And I'm all grown up now.
Morgan
Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty.
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Morgan
You're going to hear from guests like America Ferreira, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons.
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Each and every one, all of a.
Lunchbox
Sudden, like someone like comes running up.
Morgan
To me and it's Salma Hayek.
Lunchbox
And she's like, you are my Ugly Betty. And I was like, what is she even talking about?
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Morgan
Okay, so besides prices, right? What's going on in your life? How is dad life? How are the kids? How's the dog?
Lunchbox
Our dog is good. He's crazy. He's a puppy. And now he's getting more comfortable. Well, here's what's weird is he doesn't like to come inside. Like, you put him in the backyard and to go to the bathroom, and then you're like, come on in. Let's come inside and hang out. And he'll just sit at the back door. And when you go towards him, he runs away. He does not want to come in. He's still a little skittish. I don't know if he'll ever get over that. I don't know. But he's definitely dug some craters in the backyard.
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Lunchbox
Which is not good. So it makes it a little harder to play soccer with the kids because you're stepping in potholes now. He has ruined the perfect soccer field.
Morgan
He's made it like the Nashville roads.
Lunchbox
Yes. And sometimes, like, when you have to go somewhere and he's quick because he's puppy, and you go in that backyard and he just. You can't get him. You can't catch him.
Morgan
Really.
Lunchbox
And so let him out there one time and he chewed up the back door. Oh, yeah, that was good.
Morgan
So is he food motivated? Like, do treats not work? No, that's tough.
Lunchbox
Like, I mean, I will throw a treat out and then I'll hide on all fours and try to jump over the couch and beat him to the back door. He beats me sometimes.
Morgan
Like, he'll come in, get it, and.
Lunchbox
Run out and sprint, but sometimes he won't even come in and get it. That's the hard part. And you had to plan ahead.
Morgan
A piece of lunch meat or they don't.
Lunchbox
It doesn't matter.
Morgan
Something. None of that actually works.
Lunchbox
No, no. He'll come in and get it. But he's so quick.
Morgan
Yeah. You almost need A two. Team effort.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Where you're like, you are hiding there, waiting. You have it, and then somebody's hiding by the door to shut it when he gets in.
Lunchbox
Oh, we do.
Morgan
And it's still.
Lunchbox
Yeah, sometimes. And sometimes the kids go a little too early before he gets far enough inside and he runs back out and it's like, oh, my gosh, we're gonna be late.
Morgan
Can you, like, pick. Do you have to pick him up and bring him inside?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but it's so fun. And he has been sleeping with the boys now. Like, that's what they love that they, like, they get. He gets in a room at night, and they're like, close the door, close the door, close the door. My guys, we want to. And this is their thing. We want to keep the cold air in when they really want to keep the dog in. And it's so funny. And the dog will sleep with them. And they love it. Like. And if he gets up in the middle of night and leaves, they get mad, like, the next morning. Like, he didn't sleep with us. And I always tell him, oh, yeah, he was in there all night. Because when I went to work, he wasn't in our room. So maybe he got up when I left or after I left for work, you know, like, yeah, they're like, oh, okay. So he did spend the most of the night in our room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, besides that, he's great. Like, I mean, so does he sometimes.
Morgan
Come and sleep with you guys then?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, he'll get up in the middle of night and come sleep in our room.
Morgan
Yeah, I think that's just a dog thing. I think they get hot and they move around a bunch.
Lunchbox
Yes. And he likes to. He still likes to get things off the counter, so you gotta be careful about that. Leaving food up there.
Morgan
Little counter surfer.
Lunchbox
He has a counter surfer, a table surfer. And we did a little bit of training with him, but then we just never followed up on it.
Morgan
Okay, so you did, like, half training? Half.
Lunchbox
Yeah, half training. Like, we paid for a class or whatever, and then, like, I'll practice it this week. And then we just. I mean, it's just so hard.
Morgan
I mean, it's hard to have the kids involved. Did they go to the classes with you guys, or was it just. Or your wife?
Lunchbox
No. That's a problem. We did. And they were just chaos. They just want to play, and they all fight over who wants to get to do it this time. And it was just like, all right, we're wasting our time. And yeah, that's tough.
Morgan
It's tough, but it's also tough because in a year or two, you're going to want him to have.
Lunchbox
You know, eventually he'll grow out of the bad stuff. That's the way I look at it. And also, we're coming up on his one year old birthday, so we got a big shindig planned. We rented out a, you know, a whole bar and having his best friends there.
Morgan
Are you serious?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
I was like, okay, this is new for Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
No, but he is going to be a year old in November.
Morgan
Did you do anything fun?
Lunchbox
No. I don't know when he was born. He was born in November. My kids keep going, but, dad, what day? What day?
Morgan
Just pick a day.
Lunchbox
And I'm like, I don't know, kids.
Morgan
I picked a day for Remy. They told me that it was April.
Lunchbox
No, I told him November 15th. They're like, but, dad, you don't. How do you know that? And I'm like, oh, I was told that. And they go, you just made it up. I'm like, okay, you're right, I did.
Morgan
Because why'd you admit to that? Be like, the vet told me, checked her teeth, checked his teeth and decided.
Lunchbox
I didn't think about that. I just give up. I'm like, all right, you're right. I just made it up. I just. I just made it up.
Morgan
You don't keep rolling with it.
Lunchbox
You're like, okay, I'm just like, it's not worth the effort. Like, I'm like, it's November. Like, I don't know. And I don't really. But now I will go back and be like, oh, we went to the vet and we found out it's November 15th. That's good. I'll tell them that today.
Morgan
Yeah. But you might want to choose a different date since you already did November 15th.
Lunchbox
Oh, you already did November 15th. That's right.
Morgan
You need to be like, oh, actually, it's November 18th. I. I checked with the vet and they told me I was close, but that's right.
Lunchbox
That's what we'll do.
Morgan
Yeah. So don't use the same one, because then it's gonna be the same thing again.
Lunchbox
They're gonna be like, but that's what you said. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. But the vet confirmed it. That's a good idea.
Morgan
I mean, because the vet can get pretty. They can't get day close, but they get pretty close with the teeth.
Podcast Host
So.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, like when I adopted, when I had Waldo, when I First got him. They told Me he was 2 years old, so he was supposed to be out of the puppy stage. He was a. He was a puppy for another year and a half. Like, it was like, good gosh.
Morgan
He was just happy hanging out with you.
Lunchbox
Oh, he chewed up everything. Every dog boot. I buy three dog beds a week, and he'd just rip them up.
Morgan
Oh, okay. So I did get to see your kids when they came to the pumpkin patch when we did that.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan
And they're growing. I mean, I didn't even recognize them hardly.
Lunchbox
That's what happens. You know what I mean? It's like every day they get a little bit bigger.
Morgan
Yeah, but does that feel crazy you're seeing them in there? Because I feel like the last time I saw them, like, fully, all three of them together, I've seen one here and there, but all three of them together feels like five years have passed.
Lunchbox
It does feel like that. Like, it's crazy. And when you live it day to day, you don't realize it, but after six months, you look back, you're like, oh, my gosh, that's crazy. Like, my youngest just turned 4, and I'm just like, that is bananas. Like, it is bananas that he's four years old.
Morgan
Well, because all three of them were running around having fun together, playing, and I was just like, where did the time go? And I'm seeing that from my perspective. So I'm curious what that's like as a parent.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's. There's this song that I. I mean, I've had it in my head, and I've thought about, you know, like, putting it out. I wrote. I mean, I write it down. It's like, don't blink.
Morgan
You're talking about the Kenny Chesney song.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I came up with this. This? Yep.
Morgan
Okay. You're talking about the Kenny Jesse song.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And. Or. I mean, there's this thing, like I always say. It's like I look back at my life and I'm like, oh, man, I'm never gonna marry. And then. Then I'm like, next thing you know, I'm married. And then I'm like, oh, you know what I mean? We're just gonna be, you know, crazy married couple. And then next thing you know, you have a kid on the way.
Morgan
Have you been listening to some more?
Lunchbox
No. Why?
Morgan
I know what you're doing, and nobody can actually see your face right now, but I know you're singing next thing you know from Jordan Davis.
Lunchbox
I'm not Singing anything? No, I'm just telling you, my lifetime.
Morgan
Just referenced two country music songs. Are you listening to more music in the car lately?
Lunchbox
No. Well, the kids do. Let me tell you, they do want to listen to music now. In the car.
Morgan
Yeah. What's their music of choice?
Lunchbox
They used to like rock. Because my oldest, I guess, learned about the electric guitar in music class.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
And so he would listen. Oh, Dad, I can hear the electric guitar in this one.
Morgan
There's electric guitar, like old classic rock.
Lunchbox
Or. No, whatever. I don't know. Anything. Anything with electric tar. And then in the last month. Dad, turn to your station. Dad, turn to your station. And so they turn it. And they're like, dad. He's like, dad, I gotta tell you, rock's my second favorite now. Country's my favorite.
Morgan
Lucky there.
Lunchbox
And I'm like, great.
Morgan
But if they're with you, they're not getting to hear you talk, right?
Lunchbox
No, they just hear the commercials.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
But, yeah, it's just funny. I. So, yes, they have started listening to mute. Like, wanting to listen to music in the car. Turn it up, Turn it up. And so I turn on the back speakers.
Morgan
I was gonna say that's the direct opposite, I feel like. Of your childhood. Because you didn't really listen to music.
Lunchbox
Well, no, no, no. Here's the thing. In my. In my. In my childhood, I listened to music. We had it on in the car. I just didn't pay attention.
Morgan
Like you. Were you ever asking to listen to music, did you?
Lunchbox
Me? Yeah. No.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Brother and Sister. Yes, Brother and sister loved New Kids on the Block. And every time we got in the car, they'd make my parents put in that cassette tape and they would argue about which song to listen to. I want to listen to Step by Step or what are the other songs?
Morgan
I don't know. Boys to Men. Super well.
Lunchbox
Not Boys to Men.
Morgan
Sorry.
Lunchbox
New Kids on the Block.
Morgan
Hold on, let me look it up.
Lunchbox
Step by Step. Well, I'll listen the right stuff.
Morgan
The right stuff. Okay.
Lunchbox
Is that one.
Morgan
We've got New Kids on. You got it. Step by step. Single. Please don't go Girl.
Lunchbox
Okay. Yeah. They'd fight over that one. Please don't go girl.
Morgan
Tonight Bring back the time Summertime I'll be loving you. This one's for the children. Hanging Tough.
Lunchbox
Hanging tough is one.
Morgan
If you go away. CoverGirl Remix Kids Den and I. Let's try it again. I don't think I know a single one of these.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. They would fight over that cassette tape and which song to Play over and over every time we got in the car.
Morgan
Okay, so do you have a favorite artist at all?
Lunchbox
Tina Turner, Rest in peace.
Morgan
Do you still listen to her music?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
So do you still have a. Okay, let me rephrase this. Do you have an artist that you like where you actually like listening to their music?
Lunchbox
What do you mean? Like, where I go and seek it out?
Morgan
Yeah. Where you purposely will. Will put it on if you're in the car or, I don't know, somewhere else, you're like, yeah. You request a song and you want it to be this artist.
Kal Penn
No.
Morgan
That's so wild.
Lunchbox
I mean, every once in a while on a road trip, like, if it's getting. Like, if I'm getting tired, I'll need some upbeat music. I'll tell my wife to like if I'm tired of whatever podcast she's listening to.
Morgan
Because you typically will listen to a podcast that she chooses.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like, she.
Morgan
Like, you listen to most podcasts either. Or just whatever she chooses.
Lunchbox
Whatever she chooses.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I really don't care.
Morgan
You don't really listen to anything.
Lunchbox
No, I listen to the freaking road in the nature.
Morgan
Okay. And you were about to say that you needed some pop songs. So you'll tell her.
Lunchbox
Well, I'll tell her to turn on, like, well, which is weird. Chris Stapleton, but it's not. That's not, like, wake you up music.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
That's. But that. Or Eminem. I'll tell her, turn that on, because that can get me going.
Morgan
Can you listen to Eminem with the kids in the car?
Lunchbox
That's the problem. I feel like you gotta wait till they're asleep. Gotta wait till they're asleep.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. She's locked in the trunk. You know what I mean? Yeah. Ah, let me out of here. They're like, dad, why is there someone in the truck? Never mind, guys. Like, we'll turn it. But Bruno Mars is one that I'll turn on because it's upbeat and it's fun.
Morgan
Yeah. And probably relatively safe for the kids.
Lunchbox
Except for Uptown Funk.
Morgan
Yeah. I mean, there's.
Lunchbox
Well, you know why Uptown Funk?
Morgan
Why?
Lunchbox
Because at my wedding, my aunt didn't know the words.
Podcast Host
Oh.
Morgan
And she called that a different F word.
Lunchbox
She said, uptown will F you up. Yeah.
Morgan
She thought it was something else.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I think she'd been drinking a little bit, and she was just. I mean, she was yelling at the top of her lungs. Also, the kids don't know that town. F you up.
Morgan
I wonder if it's because there's like, a A break in there. And that's what it sounds like to her. But I don't think the kids would know that.
Lunchbox
No, no they don't. No, I'm. That's just.
Morgan
But to you, that's.
Lunchbox
Every time I hear it now, I hear ftown F you up, up down F you up.
Morgan
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So they do listen to music, but yeah, so I don't really listen to music like ever. And another one they like, they like. My youngest 4 year old likes Jelly Roll and they love, love Shaboozy.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
They love a bar song. And good news, they love them.
Morgan
Those are two good songs. Those are both upbeat, they're fun.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And they like some song called High High Hopes.
Morgan
Ha ha. That sounds like Panic at the Disco.
Lunchbox
But I don't know.
Morgan
Yeah, it is Panic at the Disco.
Lunchbox
There you go.
Morgan
Got some High High Hopes for a minute.
Lunchbox
Something like that. Yeah. I don't know where they heard it, like what show or movie, but they are always like, dad, dad, can you go to YouTube and turn on High High Hopes? And they sing it over and over and over again.
Morgan
Have you watched K Pop Demon hunters with them?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
2. Is that too old?
Lunchbox
I don't know. It says 10 and up. And so I, I mean my. Yeah, yeah. My seven year old wants to watch it, but that means if he's watching it, my 4 year old's watching it.
Morgan
Can't get away from all of them.
Lunchbox
Watching it and I'm like, If it says 10 enough. I've never watched it. I don't know anything about it.
Morgan
I mean there's not bad things in it. I wonder if.
Lunchbox
But they're chasing, they're chasing demons and.
Morgan
Stuff and so it's animated.
Lunchbox
So what is that going to scare a 4 year old? I have no idea. I've never given them the chance.
Morgan
There could be a potential moment where they, a four year old could get scared. I think a seven year old would be okay watching it. But yeah, if you have the four year old watching.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because like we read Room on the Broom and You ever read that book.
Morgan
Room on the Broom?
Lunchbox
No. Oh man, that's a good one.
Morgan
Is that a newer one or is that older?
Lunchbox
I have no idea.
Morgan
Well, I think of like Rainbow Fish and the Caterpillar. Those are all books.
Lunchbox
Oh, Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar.
Morgan
Yeah, when I was reading that one.
Lunchbox
I don't know when Room on the Broom came out. You might want to look that. But they, the four year old gets, he goes, we can't have read that dad act because I have bad dreams.
Morgan
That one. Oh, 2001. So yeah, wouldn't have been like really like my full kid book. But yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So he talks about how that gives him bad dreams. And it's just like this witch is flying everywhere and she picks up all these animals and the, this dragon comes and is going to eat them and they disguise himself as a big monster and he says it gives him bad dreams. So I'm, I can't imagine that Demon Hunters would be good.
Morgan
Okay. Yeah, don't, don't watch Demon Hunters yet. If you get a chance with your 7 year old. I do think he would potentially be.
Lunchbox
Okay because he did say the other day at dinner, he's like, mom, there's a lot of kids at school singing the, the K Pop Demon Hunter song. Can I watch it? And she's like, I'll talk to dad privately.
Morgan
You could do soundtrack. The soundtrack's fine.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but. Yeah, but I think he wants to watch it.
Morgan
Well, he could, but like until you guys have that moment that you can watch it with him, you get the soundtrack is really awesome.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know.
Morgan
All the kids could.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Baby Box 2, who's in kindergarten, his buddy in kindergarten, he rides with a soccer practice every week. It came on the radio, the. Whatever song it is and he started singing it and he's like, I love this song.
Morgan
Yeah, you could totally get away with the soundtrack for right now. So at least they could both be involved with what's happening.
Lunchbox
So you don't have to be the outsiders.
Morgan
Yeah. And then, then whenever your 7 year old gets a chance, you guys can watch it.
Lunchbox
Or they could just be the cool kids. I got time for K Pop Demon Hunters.
Morgan
I'm telling you, I think this might be their pop culture moment.
Lunchbox
That's what my wife said. She was like, I just feel bad because as an oldest, I always had the same thing in school as I couldn't watch the same stuff because I had younger siblings and I feel I don't want them to miss out. And I'm like, well, that is life.
Morgan
Okay, we'll take another break. We'll be right back.
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Lunchbox
They lose it. They actually lose it.
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Morgan
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Morgan
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Lunchbox
And I'm all grown up now.
Morgan
Welcome to our new podcast.
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Morgan
You're going to hear from guests like America Ferreira, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons.
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Lunchbox
Sudden, like someone like comes running up to me and it's Salma Hayek and she's like, you are my Ugly Betty. And I was like, what is she even talking about?
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Morgan
Have you sold anything on Facebook Marketplace recently?
Lunchbox
No, I have not.
Morgan
Okay, so I had some funny encounters I want to tell you about. Have you ever seen those videos where there's a girl and she reads them and, like, does them to a song of, like, a Facebook marketplace conversation?
Lunchbox
Huh?
Morgan
You haven't seen these videos?
Lunchbox
No, I guess those. Don't. Don't. Don't make it into my life.
Morgan
Okay, well, he also don't really scroll much.
Lunchbox
There you go. I was gonna say, I don't really know what you're talking about.
Morgan
So some lady, though, she does basically, she takes a Facebook marketplace and, like, turns it into a song, like, a conversation.
Lunchbox
Okay, tell me.
Morgan
Because they're, like, so ridiculous. That's the whole joke about it, is, like, you just. You're trying to understand where people, like, even come from and have these conversations. The particular one I saw was, like, this woman was trying to sell her bed, and the lady was like, yeah, I'm coming. And she never showed up. And then, like, four hours later was like, I came and got it, and she took it from, like, the roommates and stole the bed from somebody else. And it's. It turned. She turned into a song, and it's really funny.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
That's what the video is.
Lunchbox
I think you got to see it, because I don't really understand what's going on.
Morgan
That's what Facebook Marketplaces. Nobody ever knows what's going on.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, because, like, I mean, we did try to buy some patio furniture on Facebook marketplace and negotiated A price and everything. Like, is it okay for us to come pick it up today? And then the lady never responded after that. It's like, what?
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Morgan
And that's what happens. So like, okay, first of all, Larry, this is. This is with Larry. I was trying to sell a little bookshelf that I had. Get rid of it. Right. Messaging Larry. Larry's like, consider it sold. I'll meet you tonight at 6 o'. Clock. And I always meet at like Target or Costco parking lot.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
And I'm like, cool, I'll see you at Target. He's like, okay, I'm coming from here and I'll let you know when I'm on my way. So it's about 6 o'.
Lunchbox
Clock.
Morgan
I'm like, hey, Larry, I'm on my way. Like, let me know your eta. Larry doesn't respond.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
Doesn't respond. I'm sitting there, it's like 6:15. I'm like, okay, well, I'm a little confused because Larry said, consider it sold.
Lunchbox
You know, consider it.
Morgan
And so I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay, Larry, I got to leave in about 15 minutes, so I need to know where you're at. Larry doesn't respond. I'm like, cool, cool, cool. So 6:30 hits. Mind you, at this point I'd went inside and I was walking around and just kind of dilly dallying the 6:30 hits. I was like, larry, I have to go.
Lunchbox
So how much you selling this bookcase for?
Morgan
It was like 25 bucks already.
Lunchbox
Not worth it.
Morgan
It was, it was not worth it already.
Lunchbox
Just put it on the curb.
Morgan
So mind you, I had like 15 people hit me up about this freaking bookcase. So like, what was.
Lunchbox
And you chose Larry?
Morgan
Yeah, because he said, consider it sold. You know, like, get it out right now. And so it's 6:30. I'm like, Larry, I have to go. Like, I thought you were going to be here 30 minutes ago. Whatever, you know, he sends me back thumbs up.
Lunchbox
That's it. So you never sold it?
Morgan
I did sell it, but not to Larry.
Lunchbox
Wait, wait. So then you had to hit someone else up and sell it to them. So you ended up spilling it, spending over an hour trying to sell something.
Morgan
Yeah. And Larry had the audacity to just send me back a thumbs up after not responding to me.
Lunchbox
Did you respond to me like, no, no, Larry, I don't want a thumbs up. I want an apology. Because you said you were going to be here.
Morgan
Yeah, I just respond. I was like, okay, I'm not really sure what that means, but I'm not going this. I'm going to sell this to somebody else. And then he never responded.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Morgan
So that was Larry. Okay, okay, we got Larry. Then next day, okay, I've been like going through my closet. I'm trying to get rid of stuff. I'm trying to like do a whole clean out. So I'm selling a TV that I had damaged in my last move.
Lunchbox
How much are you selling your TV for? $5.
Morgan
No bucks.
Lunchbox
Aren't TVs like super cheap now that they don't need to buy a used one?
Morgan
I mean, a good, like big, like this. The size of this TV is 60 inch big TV. Okay, so it has a little damage, but like, I also plan on people negotiating. It has just like some damage on the corner from me dropping.
Lunchbox
Okay, so it's like cracked.
Morgan
It's not cracked. This is like the little, the shelling has a little crack.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
And so, you know, you plan on negotiating whatever. But yeah, 100 bucks, I'm selling this TV guy, guy messages like, hey, yeah, I want 1030 at Costco. I'll meet you there. And I want to pick it up. Okay, you're like, cool, okay, I'll see you there. Next day, message him. It's like, hey, 10:30 still good. I'll see you there. He goes, well, actually I'm gonna go to church and then I have brunch after, so then I'll be available.
Lunchbox
Why does he talk like that? I mean, why, why he's gonna be on the country?
Morgan
Because that's how. That's how it seemed.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. When he says he's got brunch, that's a city folk.
Morgan
That's what you would think. I'm telling you, from someone who lived in Kansas, it was like I was talking to another one of my relatives.
Lunchbox
Okay, all right, if you say so.
Morgan
That's what it was. And I said, well, my guy, we planned on 10:30. What changed in the last 10 hours? He's like, yeah, I got plans. I'm like, okay, cool. Not selling to you.
Lunchbox
So did you said someone else?
Morgan
Yeah, okay, but what is up with Facebook Marketplace that these are the conversations? Like, what is happening?
Lunchbox
I think that's how America works is one minute you're like, oh, yeah, I'm all about that. And then 20 minutes later you're like, ah, you know what I mean? I don't know. I got other things going on. I don't know if I can pick it. Things come up. Church, you know, Brunch maybe. Maybe the second guy, he wasn't planning on going to church or brunch, but some chick hit him up like, hey, you want to go to church with me? He's like, yeah. And he forgot all about the tv. Wasn't worried about tv. Or maybe they were drunk. Scrolling. Facebook Marketplace started messaging you. And then when they sobered up, like, I don't really want that crap. And they didn't have the heart to tell you.
Morgan
I know, but why wouldn't you, stranger? Listen, you have no, like, skin in the game at that point. You could just be like, hey, I can't come.
Lunchbox
That's kind of a funny thing to do, is just tell people, yeah, I'm going to meet you there and then not show up.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, it's happened to me on several occasions.
Lunchbox
No, maybe I should just get on Facebook Marketplace, start doing that. Be like, yeah, I'll meet you there.
Morgan
You should just start having ridiculous conversations because honestly, that's real life.
Lunchbox
And just waste their time. Just like, oh, you know, I'm gonna buy this TV from you. Meet me at the Costco parking lot, and then I'll just never show up.
Morgan
Yeah, it's literally ghosting. But Facebook Marketplace.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I, I've had that. I'm telling you, that one where the lady was like, oh, yeah, that's a great. All right. That's a good price. You know, we're like, all right, can we come pick it up today? Then nothing. It's like, what? Like, we literally just agreed to. On a price.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And we said we could get it today, no problem, you know, And I was just like, does 4pm work?
Morgan
Nothing. Crickets.
Lunchbox
And never heard from her again.
Morgan
It's so wild. Like, Facebook Marketplace is the new. You know, where you used to, like, people watch at Walmart used to be a thing. I feel like it's Facebook Marketplace now.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Maybe it used to be Craigslist.
Morgan
I know. Well, Facebook Marketplace now is where it's at. And I don't. I just, I've had some unusual experiences with it lately. That's not the only two I've had.
Lunchbox
That's a weird thing.
Morgan
I know, but I'm glad you sold them. Yeah, it was cool selling it, but, like, I just can't fathom doing that to somebody, even though, I don't know, one, not showing up to giving them a thumbs up or three, just completely changing my plans after I set a time. Not if you had been like, yeah, I want to buy it. And nothing was set in stone. You know, whatever. But to, like, set a time and a day and be like, I'm coming. And then all of a sudden, like, never have communicated, mind you.
Lunchbox
Yeah, and I'm glad you double checked. I mean, I would have just probably gone.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, no, not after Larry.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Larry kind of set a bad precedent. So then you got a bad taste in your mouth. Then you got Barry, and Barry screws you over. So now you go to Harry, and Harry's like, nah, man, I don't know.
Morgan
Well, and mind you, also, I've been having this. I told you, I've had this debacle with the projector screen that I'm on. Lucky number seven.
Lunchbox
Yeah. About how you had to order it and reorder it. And reorder it, reorder it.
Morgan
Because they kept showing up dented. And I'm like, I'm not spending money on something that's dented. So finally lucky number seven shows up. Mind you, I called the place that I ordered the previous one before, and I was like, hey, you guys need to come pick this up. It showed up dented. Like, I need a refund. They sent me a shipping label. It's not prepaid. And I had just had this interaction with Larry. I was like, oh, heck no. I'm.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Morgan
I am not paying for something that showed up damaged.
Lunchbox
Yeah, why would I pay for that? Yeah, that makes no sense.
Morgan
So thankfully I called back. I'm still waiting to hear back and get the actual. Like, they have to now schedule a truck to come and get it. And I'm like, that's what should have happened the whole time.
Lunchbox
Bring your truck. Bring your truck. Pick it up.
Morgan
Exactly.
Lunchbox
I ain't paying for crap.
Morgan
See, I've been having this a lot lately.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you really been having a rough go of it. I'm sorry. I mean, it's almost as bad as not making prices, right?
Morgan
I don't think it's as bad as.
Lunchbox
No, it's not. It's not. So, I mean, I just wanted you to know that I'm still worse off, just so you know. You know what?
Morgan
But you got to go and participate on a game show. I just had to deal with Larry, Curly, and Mo.
Lunchbox
Do you consider that I participated? Did I participate?
Morgan
Yeah, you were there in the audience.
Lunchbox
Okay, but I didn't have any outcome on the show. Like, I didn't.
Morgan
But this is a step in the right direction for you being on the game show or doing something and setting it up so that. You know what? Okay, now I know what this Feels like I can try different things.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know what rejection feels like. Oh, man. Because I've never really felt rejection in my life.
Morgan
I was just about to ask. You probably don't know what that feels like.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't really know what that's like, man. It's weird. That's strange. Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
Okay. Anything else you want to talk about before we get out of here?
Lunchbox
Yeah, man. I'm going to San Antonio on Monday.
Morgan
For what?
Lunchbox
Utsa. University of Texas. San Antonio. Shout out, Roadrunners. Beep beep. Turnbike. Turnpike Troubadours. Yeah, they're having a concert to raise money for UTSA athletics, and so I'm hosting it.
Morgan
Nice.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I'm a little annoyed because I told my brother, like, I get in at like, 11am and I was like, dude, why don't you drive from.
Morgan
Austin, which is what, two, three hours.
Lunchbox
Hour and a half?
Morgan
Oh, yeah, No, I did that drive last year.
Lunchbox
I'm like, why don't you drive down? I get off the plane at 11, 11:30, we'll play golf, and then I'll go to the turn. Bike Troubadours. He's like, no, I can't do it. All right, cool, man. Thanks. Thanks.
Morgan
He said, don't want to see you.
Lunchbox
Yep. Cool, man. Thought you could just drive right down 35, we hit the little golf ball, but guess not. Guess, guess, you know, and see, this is why I'm stupid, is I should just go get there, relax, and then go to the show. But I'm trying to squeeze in 5,000 things in one day.
Morgan
Yeah, you should just go and relax. No, take it as a day off.
Lunchbox
I'm like, yo, bro, let's play some golf. No. All right, cool. Then I'll hit up other people in San Antonio, get together with them, like, hey, let's grab lunch. Let's grab dinner.
Morgan
Makes yourself jam packed while you're.
Lunchbox
Yeah, man. Like, you don't get. You don't get to essay very often.
Morgan
Are you in there for 24 hours? Basically, yeah.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Morgan
That's gonna be fun. Do you sell friends that are, like, in, like, college friends? Yeah, in San Antonio.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm gonna try to hit them up.
Morgan
And are they gonna go to the show, though?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
Hopefully. It could be like a little college reunion.
Lunchbox
It costs money to go to the show. I don't know how that works.
Morgan
Yeah, but it's Turnpike Troubadours. It's a good show.
Lunchbox
Is It.
Morgan
Yeah, I love Turnpike Troubadours.
Lunchbox
Okay. I never.
Morgan
Yeah, we already established no other music.
Lunchbox
I can't really tell you a song they sing.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Well, I hope it goes well.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's gonna go great.
Morgan
Hope you get some golfing.
Lunchbox
I hope. But I don't know.
Morgan
Margaritas and tacos. We learned you love those.
Lunchbox
I am gonna have some margaritas and some Mexican food because I am having lunch at the station on Tuesday. And they were like, oh, you know, what do you want us to get? And I was like, let me tell you. Some chicken, some fajitas, some beef or chicken fajitas, some chips, salsa and queso from one of those fine Mexican establishments.
Morgan
Oh, you have no choice in particular on which one.
Lunchbox
Well, I. Here's the problem. I don't know what's still around.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, that's fair.
Lunchbox
It's been about, Let me see, when I. 2003 is when I left San Antonio. So it's been. What year are we in? 22 years. So I don't really know what's around.
Morgan
It's been 22 years since you've been in San Antonio. Yeah, I know you go back to Austin a lot.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, yeah, I haven't been to San Antonio a long time.
Morgan
I love San Antonio.
Lunchbox
I bet you did.
Morgan
It was cool. I like, I wish I got more. When I was there, it was like, oh, gosh, 36 hours between San Antonio and Austin. I was like, going back and forth, but I wanted to explore San Antonio some more. It was pretty.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's a nice city. And that's the thing is I. I just don't know what's around anymore. So I said Papacitos.
Morgan
Yeah, I think I had that while I was there.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Oh, so good. Like, I used to love, like, going to see my in laws. I used to love flying into Houston because Papacitos was at the airport. So when we were leaving, we could eat at Papacitos before we got on the plane. Well, Papa's pulled out of the airport.
Morgan
Oh, bummer.
Lunchbox
Yeah, so no need to go see the in laws anymore.
Morgan
Okay, that's not how that works, but. All right, well, go check out Lunchbox when he's in San Antonio and go follow him on Instagram, all that stuff.
Lunchbox
Tick tock. I don't ever post, but yeah, at Radio Lunch Rock. Yeah, check out the store, losers. Ray and I need it. I mean, we only got like 500 listeners, so we'd really appreciate at least one more download.
Morgan
Go download that. All right. Bye, everybody.
Lunchbox
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Episode Title: What Went Wrong On Lunchbox’s Price Is Right Trip? Facebook Marketplace Is Taunting Morgan
Date: October 25, 2025
Host: Morgan (for the “Best Bits of the Week” segment)
Special Guest: Lunchbox
This lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show centers around two major themes: Lunchbox’s much-anticipated but ultimately disappointing trip to The Price is Right, and Morgan’s hilarious struggles with Facebook Marketplace. The episode delivers candid reflections, playful banter, and a behind-the-scenes look at show experiences, parenting, and everyday misadventures. It’s a personable, conversational recap for regular listeners and newcomers alike.
[03:31-18:28]
Lunchbox was in the audience for two tapings but never got picked.
He described the experience as weirdly surreal:
“Did I really just go to the Price is Right for three days and sit in the audience for two of them?” (Lunchbox, 04:54)
He put significant energy into being noticed, jumping up for crowd shots and being animated on camera.
“When that camera would go by, I was the first one trying to yell at the camera.” (Lunchbox, 05:45)
Lunchbox speculates his phone use (filming everything) might have been a turn-off to producers, so he tried to blend in more.
“Maybe I was too much because I had my phone out the entire time filming... so then I was like, I gotta put the phone away when I go back.” (Lunchbox, 06:21)
He considered whether his tuxedo or custom shirt was the wrong choice but realized most attendees also wore custom shirts.
“90% of people had a custom made shirt in the audience.” (Lunchbox, 07:19)
Bringing a companion (like his wife or parents) could have meant being overshadowed if they got picked instead of him.
His wife opted not to attend, preferring to explore L.A. with her cousin rather than sit through a taping.
The possibility that producers recognized him as a public figure and excluded him came up. Morgan teased:
“You’re not like a Brad Pitt...but 50% of people do. Would that be fair to say?” (Morgan, 12:48)
Lunchbox, defeated:
“It really has...[been a rough week]. I never got to hear my name, either.” (Lunchbox, 13:30)
Reflecting on it, Lunchbox admitted most of the fun came from the anticipation, not just attending:
“I think part of the fun was the hope and anticipation of hearing your name called.” (Lunchbox, 17:09)
Lunchbox mistook the show’s announcer for Drew Carey:
"I was like, man, Drew Carey looks totally different...But the guy that I thought was Drew Carey...was the big voice guy that calls people's names." (Lunchbox, 14:23)
On filming vs. living in the moment:
"Did I even, like, soak it all in or was I too busy filming everything? But that's also part of my job." (Lunchbox, 16:17)
In conclusion, Lunchbox says he’d love to try again—if he could—but he’s still left smarting from the experience:
"The price was wrong for Lucas. I rented a $220 tuxedo." (Lunchbox, 18:22)
[23:56-29:26]
“It's just so hard...they all fight over who wants to get to do it this time.” (Lunchbox, 27:25)
Morgan reconnects with Lunchbox's kids at a pumpkin patch and marvels at how much they've grown.
Lunchbox reflects:
“When you live it day to day, you don’t realize it, but after six months you look back, it’s crazy. My youngest just turned four, and I’m like, that is bananas.” (Lunchbox, 30:00)
They jokingly riff on classic country song titles about not blinking and how fast life passes, with Morgan catching Lunchbox referencing both Kenny Chesney and Jordan Davis songs.
His kids have started to request country music over rock, shifting the family’s soundtrack.
“Country's my favorite [now].” (Lunchbox’s son, paraphrased, 32:04)
Lunchbox himself admits he personally doesn’t really listen to music:
“No, I listen to the freaking road in the nature.” (Lunchbox, 34:40)
Occasional exceptions: Chris Stapleton (“not wake-you-up music”), Eminem (“if I’m tired, but only if kids are asleep”), and family favorites like Jelly Roll, Shaboozey, and Panic! At the Disco’s “High Hopes.”
[44:38-53:13]
Morgan details her recent frustrating and comical experiences selling household items on Facebook Marketplace.
Key Anecdote: “Larry the Bookcase Guy” [44:41]
Second Try: Flaky TV Buyer
Shared Frustrations
Morgan details her repeated experience with a projector screen arriving dented, and the company’s unwillingness to provide prepaid shipping for a return.
“I am not paying for something that showed up damaged...so thankfully I called back.” (Morgan, 52:45)
Lunchbox finds her string of bad Marketplace luck hilarious and compares it to his Price is Right rejection:
“I'm sorry. I mean, it's almost as bad as not making prices, right?” (Lunchbox, 53:06)
[54:01-57:51]
If you’re looking for an inside peek at what really happens when a radio personality tries to outwit the odds at a beloved game show, or need a laugh about the headaches of selling online, this episode delivers. Through shared stories of rejection, small victories, and everyday parenting chaos, Lunchbox and Morgan let listeners in on both the humor and humility of life behind the mic and off-air.