Why is Lunchbox STILL Not Saving For Retirement & Did He Buy Lotto Tickets in California?

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – "Why is Lunchbox STILL Not Saving For Retirement & Did He Buy Lotto Tickets in California?"

Date: October 25, 2025
Hosts: Lunchbox & Morgan
Episode Theme:
A candid, humorous listener Q&A with Lunchbox and Morgan, covering personal habits (including Lunchbox's aversion to retirement saving), parenting anecdotes, reality TV ambitions, memorable childhood road trips, updates on hobbies, and why Lunchbox just can’t seem to score big on the lottery—even in California.

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Main Topics & Key Moments

1. Listener Shoutouts & Light Banter

Timestamps: 03:05 – 05:48

• Lunchbox and Morgan respond to fan messages, both expressing gratitude and swapping jokes about energy and personality types.
• Humor around the pronunciation and meaning of “double entendre,” including wordplay and self-deprecating confusion.
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 05:31):

    "Double entendre."

  • Quote (Morgan, 05:44):

    "It's in a rap song. Don't ask me what I heard."

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2. Reality TV Aspirations – "Amazing Race" and "Survivor"

Timestamps: 06:11 – 09:47

• Listeners ask if Lunchbox would apply for "The Amazing Race" and who he’d pick as a partner; Morgan doubts she could partner with her spouse due to personality differences.
  • Quote (Morgan, 06:25):

    "We would get divorced if we went on the show."

• They discuss strengths, weaknesses (dancing, patience), and the mechanics of the show.
• Both reflect on whether they’d survive on "Survivor," with Lunchbox joking about needing to eat and losing weight being a real challenge.

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3. Childhood Road Trips: Heartwarming & Hilarious Stories

Timestamps: 10:00 – 13:13

• Morgan recalls family road trips:
  • A drive to Chicago features her mom reading "Where the Red Fern Grows," ending with all the kids crying in Grandma’s driveway.
    • Quote (Morgan, 10:44):

      “We were all in tears, bawling our eyes out. And it was just like, oh my gosh, so memorable.”

  • A trip to Topeka, Kansas, where seven people rode in a pickup bed—plywood, blankets, and a camper shell.
    • Quote (Lunchbox, 12:57):

      "Might as well had a frostbite."

• Touching on lost memories and family nostalgia.

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4. Life Updates & Ongoing Struggles

Timestamps: 18:05 – 19:34

• Car shopping drama: Morgan shares her wife's indecisiveness when choosing a car, paralleling her general trouble making decisions.
• Recreational soccer: Missed championship games, the ongoing struggle to assemble a co-ed team with enough female players.
  • Quote (Morgan, 19:48):

    “How hard is it to find a female that plays soccer in Nashville that will show up?”

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5. Behind the Scenes of the Show: The "Bonehead" Segment

Timestamps: 20:32 – 21:20

• Lunchbox addresses how the daily Bonehead Story segment originated—at Bobby's suggestion and a random news story one day, morphing into a long-running staple.
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 21:20):

    "Let's just say that one day, I don't know, I came up with this magical segment that has lasted all these years."

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6. The Retirement Savings Debate

Timestamps: 21:20 – 23:10

• Listeners want to know why Lunchbox isn’t saving for retirement.
• Lunchbox shares he grew up without role models who saved for retirement, so it feels foreign. He has three kids and prefers to “live for today.”
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 21:27):

    "When you have three kids and you come from a family that didn't know what retirement was, you don't know what retirement is."

  • Quote (Lunchbox, 22:00):

    "What if you save all that money and then you never get to use it? What's the dang point?"

• Morgan gently counters, suggesting even small savings matter—dollar breakdowns follow, with a touch of comedy.
• Light references to Dave Ramsey, and Lunchbox joking that “pimping ain’t easy.”

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7. Lottery Tickets in California – Did He Win?

Timestamps: 23:21 – 24:04

• Lunchbox enthusiastically confirms he did buy lottery tickets in California during a recent trip.
• Alas, no winnings—scratch-offs and all, down about $100.
  • Quote (Morgan, 23:54):

    “No, I spent like 100 bucks, didn't win.”

• Quips about flying back to claim a jackpot and joking that “maybe California isn’t the place for me.”

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8. The “Peaches” Song – Family Storytime

Timestamps: 24:19 – 26:35

• Morgan tells a hilarious story involving the 90s hit “Peaches” by The Presidents of the United States of America, a sick day at Six Flags, and her mom misunderstanding a band name as a sarcastic joke.
  • Quote (Morgan, 25:11):

    “Why can’t you just give me a serious answer? Why do you always have to be smart asses?”

• Resolution comes weeks later when her mom hears the band name on the radio and realizes the kids were telling the truth.

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Notable Quotes

• On Road Trips & Nostalgia:

  “We were all in tears, bawling our eyes out. And it was just like, oh my gosh, so memorable.” – Morgan (10:44)

• On Saving for Retirement:

  “What if you save all that money and then you never get to use it? What's the dang point?” – Lunchbox (22:00)

• On Team-Building Struggles:

  “How hard is it to find a female that plays soccer in Nashville that will show up?” – Morgan (19:48)

• On Listener Segment Origins:

  "Let's just say that one day, I don't know, I came up with this magical segment that has lasted all these years." – Lunchbox (21:20)

• On Reality TV Realism:

  "I'm intense, and I'd be yelling, and I get frustrated very easily. I have no patience, which would be terrible." – Morgan (06:37)

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Useful Timestamps

• 03:05 – Listener shoutouts, double entendre discussion
• 06:11 – Amazing Race/Survivor Q&A
• 10:00 – Childhood road trip stories
• 18:05 – Car shopping update
• 19:02 – Rec soccer woes
• 20:32 – Bonehead segment backstory
• 21:20 – Retirement savings debate
• 23:21 – California lottery ticket adventure
• 24:19 – “Peaches” song family anecdote

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Episode Tone & Style

The conversation is energetic, lighthearted, and packed with playful ribbing between Lunchbox and Morgan. Both hosts seamlessly blend humor, self-reflection, and storytelling, maintaining the casual, relatable vibe characteristic of The Bobby Bones Show.

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Takeaways

• Lunchbox’s mindset: He’s candid about financial habits and the upbringing that shaped his “live for today” perspective.
• Listener engagement: Fans drive much of the banter, shaping topics and coaxing out fun, insightful stories.
• Team & life challenges: From soccer rosters to partner compatibility, Lunchbox and Morgan keep things funny and real.
• Classic radio storytelling: Road trips, rec leagues, and misadventures with family keep the episode grounded in nostalgia and comedy.

Follow Lunchbox at @RadioLunchbox on social, and check out the Sore Losers podcast for more.

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Transcript

[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Morgan]

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[Johnny Knoxville]

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[Podcast Narrator]

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[Morgan]

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[Podcast Narrator]

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[Jim]

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[Morgan]

Hello.

[Jim]

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[Lunchbox]

Hi.

[Jim]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Jim]

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[Morgan]

Best bits of the week with Morgan.

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

It's time for some question and answers. It is Best Bits Part 3 with Lunchbox. What's up, buddy?

[Morgan]

What's up? What's up?

[Lunchbox]

You doing okay over there?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Lunchbox]

Everything's.

[Morgan]

Yeah, Yeah, I just checking to see, you know, what's going on in the world of weather.

[Lunchbox]

Is that the app you probably spend the most time on? Weather app.

[Morgan]

I don't even take that much time. It's just more like. Yeah, let's check. Okay. Yeah, it looks good today. Cool. No, but my wife did text me the other day. It's pretty funny. Did she text me or she tell me when I got home? I don't remember. She goes, oh, you're never going to believe what Baby Box 2 said today. She goes, I got him up for school and he told me, mom, I'm going to be like this every day until you give me a day off. And she's like, what do you mean a day off? He goes, a day off? She goes, okay, I'll give you Saturday off. And he goes, that's already not a school day. I need a day off from school and I won't be like this.

[Lunchbox]

He's being grumpy.

[Morgan]

I'm being tired in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

You know what, kid? I get it.

[Morgan]

It was really funny. She said it was so funny. The way he just looked at her and said, mom, I'm gonna be like this every day where I don't want to get out of bed until you give me a day off. Like, hilarious.

[Lunchbox]

He has quite the rude awakening coming. That never quite goes away, unfortunately.

[Morgan]

No, no, that's for the rest of your life. Now you're gonna have to get up.

[Lunchbox]

There's only about four years of your life where that is not a requirement.

[Morgan]

That's right. That's right. You or some people. Five, six, seven years. You know, if you're Eddie and you did 10 years.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, what? 10?

[Morgan]

Of college.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, no. I was talking about, like, the only time truly is like one to four years old where you don't. You have no requirements of when and how you have to wake up.

[Morgan]

Got it? Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Because once you hit kindergarten, you have a time you have to be somewhere.

[Morgan]

That's a valid point, you know, because.

[Lunchbox]

Even in college you still have to be places you can't sleep all the time.

[Morgan]

You could. That's a good point. I didn't even think about that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well, here's some shout outs. Love you both. Lunchbox cracks me up. And Morgan, you are the sweetest. That's from Andrea.

[Morgan]

Oh, Andrea.

[Lunchbox]

Then we've got Max from Massachusetts who said lunchbox. I love your energy.

[Morgan]

That's what I'm talking about. Price is right. Did not. But Matthew does. Thank you, Matthew. He lives in Boston, Max.

[Lunchbox]

In Massachusetts.

[Morgan]

Oh, Massachusetts. I thought you said Boston's all right. Massachusetts. Shout out.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's a double M. Double entendre.

[Morgan]

What? What is that? I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Song, and I just heard it recently, so it's in my.

[Morgan]

What? Double entrenre. Double entendre is double entendre.

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Double entendre.

[Morgan]

How would that make a song? Hey, this is a double entranda. Let's go down to the gondola.

[Lunchbox]

A word or phrase is open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risque or indecent.

[Morgan]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

It's.

[Morgan]

It. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It's in a rap song. Don't ask me what I heard.

[Morgan]

Okay. That's pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

Listen, hey, since my cleanse, like, I don't have as much brain fog, so I'm picking up on my things again. It's been good for me.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'm glad, because I never. I wouldn't know what a double entendre is.

[Lunchbox]

Entendre.

[Morgan]

Whatever. Entendre. Entendre.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know anymore.

[Morgan]

Now.

[Lunchbox]

Now you have me confused.

[Morgan]

Am I saying it right, though? Double entrance. I don't know. Let's move on. I think I'm sounding dumber and dumber as we go.

[Lunchbox]

I think Lunchbox needs to apply for the Amazing Race. Who would he choose as a partner?

[Morgan]

That is so tough. My wife and I watch the show, but we would get divorced if we went on the show.

[Lunchbox]

You think so?

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Because when you guys watch together, is it like you guys have differing opinions over what should happen and how it happens?

[Morgan]

I'm just more. I'm intense.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she's very calm.

[Morgan]

I'm intense, and I'd be yelling, and I get frustrated very easily. I have no patience, which would be terrible. On the Amazing Race. You have to have patience, and you got to be a little bit handy, and you got to.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, are you handy at all?

[Morgan]

A little bit, but. And then you got to learn to dance sometimes, and that would be impossible. Or sing.

[Lunchbox]

You've learned to dance?

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

We've done how many dances in you.

[Morgan]

I understand, but I'm watching this show, and I'm like, they're. They. They. They sing and stuff, and I'm like, there's no way I'd ever be Able to sing on rhythm. Rhythm. And so we just be eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. But I feel like that's something you could work on to at least sing on rhythm.

[Morgan]

The one thing I would be able to do is when we go over a foreign country, I'd be able to drive stick. A lot of these people go on there and they don't know how to drive a standard that I would have an advantage.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, wait, so question. I don't think I've ever actually watched Amazing Race.

[Morgan]

Where have you been? Under a rock.

[Lunchbox]

I just don't. I don't watch a lot of, like, games.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no. It's amazing. Okay, you need to watch it with your boyfriend.

[Lunchbox]

Question. Is it like, if you had a partner that could sing or dance, could they do that part or do you both have to do it?

[Morgan]

No, no. You don't know what it is. You just say, all right, it's a roadblock. Who's gonna do it? And you say, I'm gonna do this one. Then you open the envelope and then you find out what it is.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I got it.

[Morgan]

And you have to do the same amount. So if someone does the end of the season, you're doing the last three and it don't matter. I mean, so you have no idea what it's going to be.

[Lunchbox]

Gotcha. Okay. That's why I was asking strategy wise.

[Morgan]

That's why it's crazy because sometimes it's like one person scared of heights and like. All right, who is ready to see the world from a different view? I'll do it. I'll do it. And it's like skydiving. It's like. Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

I feel like that kind of has a inkling in there that something like that would happen.

[Morgan]

Well, you could be going underwater in a submarine. You never know.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. So who would you choose that your partner?

[Morgan]

I don't know. Okay, that's a great question. I really.

[Lunchbox]

So maybe more Survivor because you'd be lone wolf, right?

[Morgan]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. And I. And I'd be terrible because I would. I'm. I need to eat. I love to eat.

[Lunchbox]

And you can't eat on that show.

[Morgan]

No, they don't eat. Well, you can eat if you catch food. Oh, you gotta catch your own food.

[Lunchbox]

Because you're like a Survivor. You have to survive.

[Morgan]

I mean, those people lose like 30 pounds. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That's wild. I don't think I could do either of these.

[Morgan]

It would be so fun.

[Lunchbox]

Although I could dance and I could pretend to Sing.

[Morgan]

Like, I don't know if it would be so fun. Like I say fun, but I would love to challenge myself and try it.

[Lunchbox]

To do it. That's more. What it is, is more of a challenge.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

If you could do it.

[Morgan]

And to see if I'm good at. If I. If I could, you know, outplay these people.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Okay.

[Morgan]

And those physical challenges look impossible. I mean, they look so hard. It looks so hard. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I'd have to get back into, like, really good shape to do that. Like my, like, muscle shape.

[Morgan]

But I don't think you have to because there's people on there that they have never gone to the. I mean, they don't.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but I feel like that gives you your best chance. You know what I mean?

[Morgan]

If you're too muscular and too dominant, guess what? Gotta go. Too much of a comp.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, and you get voted off.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

So it's.

[Lunchbox]

It's all about be a sneaky muscle, you know?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

We can't really tell, but like.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's more about being outwit, outlast, outplay, survivor.

Okay.

Toka jeans.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I don't know that you'll ever do either one of these.

[Morgan]

Amazing Race. Who would I take? Ah, it's really hard. Who's good at a lot of things.

[Lunchbox]

We can come back to it right before the break so you can think on it. Okay.

[Morgan]

Yeah, go for it.

[Lunchbox]

Most memorable road trip from your youth. This is from Mike.

[Morgan]

Oh, man. I've got a couple. I've got one where we drove to Chicago to see Grandma and Grandpa on the south side of Chicago. Markham, Illinois. Look it up on a map. My parents went to Hazel. I think it was Hazel Crest High. No, they didn't go to Hazel Crest High School. Off of Cicero, all that area. My uncle was a fire chief in Hazel Crest. Why? I said Hazel Crest. It's right next to Markham. But my mom had decided, you know what? All right, you know, guys, I'm going to read you a book on the way from Austin to Chicago, and we'll just read chapter here, chapter there. And she was like, I got it from the public library. And we. You guys all love dogs. So I got where the red fern grows.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, dear gosh.

[Morgan]

And I mean, poor Dan and Ann. I mean, it couldn't have been a worse. I mean, we pull into Grandma and grandpa's little house and their little gravel right in front of their garage. I stood. That sound, it takes me back every single time. I. I mean, it's like it's yesterday. And that's when Dan and Ann left. And, I mean, we were all in tears, bawling our eyes out. And it was just like, oh, my gosh, so memorable.

[Lunchbox]

Not for a good reason.

[Morgan]

And I mean, grandma and grandma come out like, what's wrong? Oh, we just read where the red fern grows. Poor Dan and Ann. It was, oh, brutal.

[Lunchbox]

Then don't ever do that to your kids.

[Morgan]

Yeah, don't ever do that to your kids. Then the other one was, we were going to Topeka, Kansas to see grandma and grandpa on my dad's side. And it was me, my brother, my sister, my mom, dad, my uncle Ken, Aunt Kathy. And did we drive a minivan? Did we drive a car? No, we drove a pickup truck squeezed.

[Lunchbox]

Into the front and back row.

[Morgan]

No, no, there was no back row.

[Lunchbox]

And there was how many of you guys?

[Morgan]

There was seven of us. So they threw a piece of plywood in the bed and put some blankets on top of it, put the camper shell on top. Dad and uncle sat in the front, we sat in the back. And it was great. And as the farther you got north, when we got into Kansas, it was snowing, so we were icicles in the back of the pickup truck. And we would stick our head through the little window to get some heat. And my dad and uncle be like, man, we got to turn this heat down. It's so hot up here. And I mean, by the time we got to grandma and grandpa's and up their drought gravel driveway across from the little pond or lake, whatever it was, I mean, we might have been blue.

[Lunchbox]

Might as well had a frostbite.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I mean, it was unbelievable. We rode in the bed of a pickup truck on. On plywood all the way from Austin to Kansas. That are my. Those are my two most memorable. I mean, I got another one. I don't know if we have time for it though.

[Lunchbox]

We don't have time. Let's keep moving.

[Morgan]

Let's go.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Did you have a partner? Really quick, before I jump into this.

[Morgan]

Break, we'll go with Morgan.

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

We're taking a quick break.

[Morgan]

We might murder each other.

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[Lunchbox]

Oh, you smell amazing, James.

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[Lunchbox]

I never said that.

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[Morgan]

They lose it. They actually lose it.

[Lunchbox]

They sort of went nuts.

[Podcast Narrator]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

I that's not even possible.

[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

Has your wife found a rental that she likes? This is from Sean in North Carolina.

[Morgan]

Oh, a car?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Ah, she is leasing one right now. Hadn't made a decision, but I don't know, she. She changes her mind more than I've ever. I mean, like, if you go to dinner with her, you'd be amazed at how many times she can change her mind on what she's going to order by the time the waiter gets back. It's unbelievable. This is what I'm going with. Then the waiter gets there. Oh, actually, I don't know, I'm thinking, I think I'm switch to this. Give me one more minute. It's like, it's like a life or death situation where she has to order. It's like, come on, just pick something.

[Lunchbox]

So that's where the lack of patience comes out.

[Morgan]

My lack of patience is very like, I'm like, come on. Like really, let's just order something. We can come back if you don't like it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. So no. No new cars still in the family.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

James in Virginia, are you still doing rec soccer?

[Morgan]

I am doing rec soccer right now. I missed the semifinals and finals last week when I was in la. We made the finals. We lost on pks. I was not there. I let my team down. I let America down. So I mean, it was two letdowns in a row.

[Lunchbox]

Dang lunch.

[Morgan]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

A rough week.

[Morgan]

I did. I did have a rough week. I did have A rough week. It was sad. I didn't. My team didn't even tell. I was like, hey, do we win? No, we lost championship PKs. I was like, oh, cool, man. Great.

[Lunchbox]

But they were in the championship. That's pretty awesome.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's good. That's good.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Not of the A division, though. Not of the A bracket. Oh, those teams are really good in the. In the B. I don't know. I know. C, maybe in the F. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

How many are there?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And if you.

[Morgan]

We still don't have females. Good. Gosh. How hard is it to find a female that plays soccer in Nashville that will show up and actually knows how to play soccer? I mean, if you do radio lunchbox on Instagram, it would be amazing. We could use you. We need females.

[Lunchbox]

I know. He's trying to pay my friend to come back for another season.

[Morgan]

Yeah, your friend took off because she's doing Tyrex T. Rex.

[Lunchbox]

Hyrox.

[Morgan]

Hyrox, whatever. And I'm like, look, you gotta come back.

[Lunchbox]

She's like, but I recruited you. A good one, though. She was.

[Morgan]

I know, I know. And then she did T Rex and she hadn't played, and she's like, I can't. I can't afford it. I'm like, I don't care. I don't care if you can afford it. We'll pay for it. Just get back on the team. We need females.

[Lunchbox]

I like paying people.

[Morgan]

I don't care. I just need it. Every week. I had to find a female. Like, it's so frustrating.

[Lunchbox]

How did you end up doing the Bonehead? That's from Keaton and dc.

[Morgan]

What do you mean, how did I end up doing it?

[Lunchbox]

Like, how did the Bonehead come?

[Morgan]

Bobby said, hey, all right, do the Bonehead. And I say, all right. And then I read the story that I found.

[Lunchbox]

Is that what happened, like, many years? Because you've been doing it for. Gosh.

[Jim]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I. I don't really. I mean that. Let's be honest. I don't remember how that came about.

[Lunchbox]

Just one day you're reading a story and.

[Morgan]

Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's funny. Yeah. And then we turned into the Bonehead story of the day. I'm not sure how.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you've been doing that since before I was part of the show.

[Morgan]

We've been doing it since, like, the Clinton administration.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know that you guys have been on that long, but.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Keaton, I'm sorry. I don't have the exact story, but let's just say that one day, I don't know, I came up with this magical segment that has lasted all these years. We'll just say that.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Good job. Can you get to the bottom of why he's not saving for retirement? That's from Dakota.

[Morgan]

Dakota. Here's the thing. When you have three kids and you come from a family that didn't know what retirement was, you don't know what retirement is. Like, my parents didn't say for retirement. They didn't have money to save for retirement, so they didn't know anything about it. They didn't teach me about it. And now I'm so far down that road that now I got three kids, and I like to live. Like, I don't like to. Like, saving for the future is great, right? Yay. Cool. But what if there is no future? What if you save all that money and then you never get to use it? What's the dang point?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I mean, that's one way to live for sure.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Live both. You could still save while also still living in your life.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

Nah, it's. It's tomato or tomato.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you could save 25 a week and start.

[Morgan]

That's really not gonna do anything over long term.

[Advertisement Voice]

It will.

[Lunchbox]

That's where it always starts. Does your wife save any money?

[Morgan]

I don't know. I don't look at her stuff. Let's see. 25 a week, clear. 25 times 52 equals $1,300.

[Lunchbox]

It's $1,300 you have in a nest egg.

[Morgan]

20. So I'll have $26,000 if I save for the next 20 years.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, that's a nest egg that you didn't have.

[Morgan]

What am I gonna do with $26,000? That ain't gonna make. That's gonna last me about two seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, but it's $26,000 better than zero.

[Morgan]

That's true.

[Lunchbox]

You know, like. And that's not something you're gonna probably super notice with having kids.

[Morgan]

It's.

[Lunchbox]

You just gotta start small.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Morgan]

I do save change every. Every penny I find.

[Lunchbox]

Change doesn't count.

[Morgan]

Oh. Oh. I thought everything counted.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, everything.

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Lunchbox]

You're right. It does count.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm saying you should also be doing other things than the change.

[Morgan]

I mean, probably, but it's just hard.

[Lunchbox]

I know it's hard. Nobody ever said it was easy. Oh, Dave Ramsey has a whole show about it.

[Morgan]

That's why. You know what else they Say isn't easy. What? Pimping ain't easy?

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Did you buy any lottery tickets while you were in California? Higher chances you imply. Gin and SoCal.

[Morgan]

Gin and SoCal. Oh, I bought lottery tickets. And did I win?

[Lunchbox]

Wouldn't you have had to go back out there and.

[Morgan]

No.

No.

I don't know. So I think you mail them.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Okay, but you didn't.

[Morgan]

Who cares if I'd won millions of dollars, you know, they got a. Flown back out there in a heartbeat.

[Lunchbox]

You would have done it, but you, him and you didn't.

[Morgan]

And I was there when the drawings happened. Oh, and I did some scratchers. Nothing, Cal.

[Lunchbox]

Nothing on anything?

[Morgan]

No, I spent like 100 bucks. Didn't win.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, maybe this. You know, you. You said you were changing your ways.

[Morgan]

Yeah, maybe California isn't the place for me. Maybe that's what they were trying to. It was a sign from the man above.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What did you say? Fish out of water.

[Morgan]

Fish out of water. Fish. Oh, I just burped. Out of water. Oh, that's. You know what that song is?

[Jim]

What?

[Morgan]

Gonna get you a lot of peaches. Fish. I wanna.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what song you're saying.

[Morgan]

You know Peaches by the United. Presidents of the United States of America.

[Lunchbox]

I definitely did not hear that in what you.

[Morgan]

But have you heard that song?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I definitely didn't know.

[Morgan]

You want hear a funny story about the song? Do we have time? Can I squeeze it in?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you got like 30 seconds.

[Morgan]

Okay. So we went to Dallas to see my brother play baseball in high school. He was playing in some tournament. And Kerry Wood, former MLB pitcher, he was on the high school team my brother was playing against. And my parents said we could bring a friend each. So I brought AJ And I don't know if my sister, she may have brought Jennifer, she brought Kamika. I don't remember. And dang, that's sad that I don't remember. My memory's going. And I. We were going to go to Six Flags. My parents were going to let us go to Six Flags the day after watching the games, but I was sick. I got sick. I had. And so they had to lug me around all day, vomiting everywhere. And they drop my sister and her friend, Kamika or Jennifer, not sure. And AJ off at 6 Flags. And after all day of dragging me around, me being sick, vomiting and everything, they pick up them up and we're driving back to Austin. We stop. There's a song that comes on the radio and it's peaches. And my mom goes, oh, who sings this? And AJ Goes, the presence of the United States of America. And my mom turns around, goes, okay, why can't you just give me a serious answer? Why do you always have to be smart asses? We lug you all the way to Dallas, we let you go to Six Flags, and you can't even give me a real answer? What the hell is wrong with you guys? I'm tired of being treated like this. And just rips into him. And we all just sit there with bubbles in our mouth because we were like, oh, my gosh. And we stop at a gas station like 10 minutes later, and they get out and. And we have never laughed so hard in our life. And then like a week and a half later, my mom was listening to the radio and they said up next, you know, or they. The song plays. And they said, that was the president of the United States of America. And she was like, oh, they're telling me the truth.

[Lunchbox]

She's like, I put my foot in my mouth pretty bad there. Dang, that's a good story.

[Morgan]

I got to find out if it was Jennifer or Kamika. I think it was Jennifer.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, tell the people where they can find you here.

[Morgan]

You really quickly radio lunchbox on all the socials. Sore losers. Go to sorelosers.com or anywhere you can download your podcast. Please just give us a listen. We're really funny. We gotta go. I gotta get a nap. Bye.

Bye.

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms obbyboneshow and follow ebgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside Media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect.

[Morgan]

Storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio, Apple, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Jim]

This is Jim.

[Morgan]

Hello.

[Jim]

Jim started advertising with iHeartRadio way back in April, and now I have customers out the door. And this is Sarah.

[Lunchbox]

Hi.

[Jim]

She started putting a portion of her marketing dollars in podcasting back in June.

[Lunchbox]

Business is booming. That's why I'm working on a Saturday.

[Jim]

Want to be like Jim and Sarah. It's easy. All you have to do is own or manage a business and reach out to iHeartra. Get started today at 844-844-iHeart or iHeartadvertising.com.

[Podcast Narrator]

Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream. A nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it.

[Morgan]

They actually lose it.

[Podcast Narrator]

They sort of went up until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Morgan]

Chicago, a white woman's murder. A black man behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. 90 years for killing somebody I have never seen.

[Jim]

The Crying Wolf podcast is the story of a of a corrupt detective. Two men bound by injustice and the quest for redemption, no matter the price. Listen to the Crying Wolf podcast on.

[Morgan]

The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Kyle McLaughlin]

Hey, I'm Kyle McLaughlin. You might know me as that guy from Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, or just the Internet Stand. I have a new podcast called what Are We Even Doing? Where I embark on a noble quest to understand the brilliant chaos of youth culture. Each week I invite someone fascinating to join me to talk about navigating this high speed rollercoaster we call reality. Join me and my delightful guests every Thursday and let's get weird together in a good way. Listen to what Are We Even doing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Morgan]

This is an iHeart podcast.