Baddies with Kerryn Feehan

Summary

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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Baddies with Kerryn Feehan
Date: November 12, 2025
Guest: Kerryn Feehan
Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk Channel 103

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire welcomes comedian Kerryn Feehan for a raucous and unfiltered discussion about comedy life, the absurdity of modern reality TV, pop culture, and the strange subculture of bathhouse culture. With their signature blend of irreverence and sharp observation, Big Jay, Bobby, and Robert drag listeners through everything from the logistics of car sex, the raw competitions of "Baddies" and Russian reality TV, to the darkly hilarious threads of adult content and motherhood in the influencer age.

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Main Themes & Discussion Points

1. Old Cars, Comedy Roots, and Awkward First Rides

(00:42–02:27)
The crew opens up reminiscing about their early cars (the infamously dorky hatchbacks and stick shifts), setting a punchy tone for the episode with stories of backseat escapades and failed attempts at being the "cool kid."

• Notable Quote:
  "I only fucked a fat girl in my Honda Accord hatchback. But we – the hatch was used, the hatch space was needed."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (01:57)

2. Bathhouse Adventures and Gendered Days

(03:14–07:47)
Kerryn describes her recent obsession with New York and Brooklyn bathhouses, sharing everything from her utilitarian use of the cold plunge to the "men only" spa culture and the sometimes-surreal mix of old-world rituals and overt sexuality.

• Bathhouse culture's intersection with gay male connotations, the oddness of "men only" days, and stories of wild intimacy.

• Hilarious commentary on contrast therapy and why nobody at the spa is just “looking at my face.” (05:38)

• Notable Quote:
  "I only go for like the contrast therapy. Like, I want to be in the sauna for 30 minutes and then I want to go right in the cold plunge and then I want to get right back in the sauna."
  — Kerryn Feehan (05:17)

3. Russian, Turkish Spas, and Urban Legends

(07:47–09:18)
Robert shares stories about the "old school" East Village bathhouse, weaving in tales of Russian and Turkish massage, hardboiled traditions, and offhand allusions to infamous Jay Mohr stories.

4. Trash Reality TV: "Baddies," The Zeus Network, and Russian Mayhem

(09:19–24:20)
The main event: an extended, hilarious deep-dive into the world of "Baddies" (Zeus Network's wild fighting reality show), "Bad Girls Club," and the viral Russian knockoffs. Jay and Kerryn take the lead, marveling at the brazen violence, insurance issues, and infamous moments from both U.S. and Russian reality circuits.

• The evolution from "Bad Girls Club" to "Baddies": escalating fights, insurance nightmares, and why production moved overseas for laxer rules.

• The Russian variant: "It's a bunch of pretty girls and one moose who is just aggressively kicking them in the face. ...She comes in and she goes, 'Hey, what's up, bitches?' and, like, face kick." (10:32)

• Recurring gag about Russian "Born Identity" porn sets: "It's always a kitchen." (11:38)

• The Vid: They pull up a video of the Russian slap-fight show, reacting to the casual violence and cultural differences in handling pain and conflict.

• Notable Quotes:
  "The baddies are just—I mean, garbage. Low lives. They fight until their pussies and tits come out."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (09:32)

  "It's such a bullying because she hits the fuck out of them hard... they just really take it with like a, okay, yeah, what's the problem? I just lost three teeth."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (14:40)

5. Adult Content, Russian Porn, and Comedy Drops

(11:45–14:00)
The show swerves into explicit territory as they riff on the grimy aesthetic of Russian porn, odd setups, and bad translations.

• Recurring Christine drops: Long-running show gag about partner Christine’s explicit on-air confessions.
  "Let me suck your dick for an hour." (13:00, Karen Feehan, imitating a show drop by Christine)

6. "Baddies" Behind the Scenes: Casting, Fights & Influencer Culture

(21:19–30:56)
The group examines the sociological weirdness of "Baddies" casting—auditions requiring contestants to assault each other on camera, legal waivers, and the oddly celebratory vibes. The ethics and psychology of fighting shows are dissected, with plenty of references to influencer motherhood, viral rap songs, and the show's shockingly low cash prizes.

• Auditions where women punch each other on command, contract language like "in perpetuity throughout the universe."
• The economic reality: “You're maybe making 10 grand after all this – for what?” (27:14, Karen Feehan)
• Parodying the routine arguments and “talent” contests that dominate reality TV.
  "They all just rap and they're all terrible. Like, 'I got big titties, suck on these titties, yo.' And they're like, 'Damn, girl, you did it.'"
  — Big Jay Oakerson (30:27)

7. Stretch Marks, Motherhood & Self-Deprecation

(30:49–31:44)
Jokes about “tiger stripes,” postpartum changes, and who gets to call their own body “bad black,” with Jay and Bobby riffing on personal family stories, aging, and parental body drama.

• Notable Quotes:
  "My money long like my areolas. My money long like my areolas."
  — Karen Feehan (30:39)

8. AI Gone Wild: Comedy Recaps & Fantasies

(31:44–34:39)
A lengthy, absurdist retelling of a recurring AI scenario from the show involving elaborate, explicit loops featuring Bobby, Christine, and imaginary family members—all culminating in a wild metaphor for the water cycle.

• "The snake eats its own tail. Don't tread on me."
  — Big Jay Oakerson, wrapping up the “cum circuit” story (34:06)

9. Health, Aging, and Blood Donation

(36:00–39:49)
A brief moment of reality as the group discusses health, aging (playing off the recent death of Philly radio star Pierre Robert), and donating blood—ending with Jay’s classic anxiety-driven humor and AIDS jokes.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On hatchback sex:
  "Her forehead or back of the neck? Forehead. Definitely was touching the hatchback."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (02:12)

• On Russian bathhouse coed days:
  "They brought her in for the leaf massage and they beat her bikini top off—hit her so hard the knot came out."
  — Robert Kelly (06:11)

• On fighting reality shows:
  "And they'll just fight until they beat the fuck out of each other. I mean, like, spitting blood and stuff..."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (10:05)

• On Russian porn set design:
  "It always looks like Born Identity set. It's just shitty apartments... sterile."
  — Robert Kelly (11:32)

• On reality show prize money:
  "You're maybe making 10 grand after all this—for what?"
  — Karen Feehan (27:14)

• Comedic rap parody:
  "I got big titties, suck on these titties, yo."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (30:27)

• On AI and recycling cum:
  "The snake eats its own tail. Don't tread on me."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (34:06)

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Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• Reminiscing about first cars and sexcapades: 00:42–02:27
• Bathhouse stories and spa etiquette: 03:14–07:47
• The chaos of "Baddies" and Russian reality TV: 09:19–24:20
• Live reactions to Russian fighting videos: 14:20–16:00
• The economics and ethics of reality show violence: 26:45–30:56
• Parody rapper "talent" contests: 30:27–30:49
• Absurdist AI sex metaphors and the “cum circuit”: 31:44–34:39
• Closing reflections on aging and health: 36:00–39:49

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Tone & Language

Unapologetically raw, brutally honest, and gleefully explicit. The Bonfire’s banter is a blend of sharp-witted sarcasm, blue-collar storytelling, and roasting camaraderie—making even the most debauched stories feel like old friends at the bar.

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For New Listeners

This episode’s deep dive into the mayhem of influencer reality TV and locker-room-level storytelling is perfect for fans of authentic, no-holds-barred comedy. Kerryn Feehan fits effortlessly into The Bonfire’s world, amplifying the fun, the filth, and the insightful skewering of modern culture—all with a wink and a punchline.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now, the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly. Geronimo. Look out below. Here comes the brother with the offbeat flow. I just came from the mothership, Bubba. Duba duba, duba duba duba Dip, dip, dope dip, dip. A double dip, dip, double dip Boom with the boom.

[Robert Kelly]

And there is a childhood in the black section of Philly right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is not Black Energy.

[Robert Kelly]

The only chubby white kid in town.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is white kid in a convertible Mustang Energy.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you have a convertible Mustang?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. I watched that kid from my bicycle while he drove by with girls.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't like Christine. She went, no, no. He never had a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That wasn't my vibe. I mean, I wish it was my vibe. It was not my vibe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that hatchback? Saturn?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

You're gonna hear about that later. Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had a hatchback.

[Robert Kelly]

She called you a hatchbacker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had a hatchback. 87 Honda Accord. Everybody did.

[Robert Kelly]

I had a hatchback. Hyundai.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My first thing I was driving was my mom's Chevette stick shift. That was a piece of.

[Robert Kelly]

I like the hatchback, though, because I used to, like, put my girl in the back and stick her legs up and eat a cooch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I only fuck. I only fucked a fat girl in my Honda Accord hatchback. But we. The hatch was used. The hatch space was needed.

[Robert Kelly]

You had to swipe that hatch down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We had to get that hatch.

[Robert Kelly]

Like a fucking piece of plywood.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Her forehead or back? Forehead or back of the neck? Forehead. Definitely was touching the hatchback. There she is.

[Karen Feehan]

What a beautiful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought those, those. Those. Those fucking. The headlights went up and I was like, well, this is a sports car. Yeah, clearly. This is a sports car.

[Karen Feehan]

Drag racing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have an awesome guest in the studio with us. It's not just all club music in here. Oh, oh. She's gonna be at the Comedy studio in Boston November 7th. That's Friday?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, it's Friday.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a night. That's a fucking cool club. That's like an alt alternative place.

[Karen Feehan]

I know. I'm like, what are you doing with me there?

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dance it out, girl.

[Karen Feehan]

I thought it was alt, right?

[Robert Kelly]

It's very Marc Maron club.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Awesome.

[Commercial Voice]

No comments.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Also doing a show at the Stand with Stacy K for the New York Comedy Festival this Saturday, November 8th. For tickets and all tour dates, make sure you follow her. It's Karen Feehan, everyone. The great, the lovely, the hilarious. And make sure, of course, you follow our podcast at only Feehands at Karen Feehan K E R R Y N F E E H A N. She.

[Robert Kelly]

Was talking to us when she came in about going to the. What is it called?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The bathhouse.

[Karen Feehan]

The bath house. I've been there.

[Robert Kelly]

Bathhouse is so dirty. What a dirty name.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It does always connotate gay man sex.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. The Russian baths, the Turkish bath.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There is a time where they all must become that.

[Robert Kelly]

There's a day.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh yeah, there's a day.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, there's a. It's all the all male day. I went to the one over in East Village. There's two of them now.

[Karen Feehan]

There's a bunch. There's a few. There's air, there's. I guess the bath house in Williamsburg, Brooklyn is very dirty. Like so dirty. They were like written up. There was like an article.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you think they stagger it that like each place has their gay day but a different day. So you can bounce around. Yeah, so you can definitely. If you want a gay bath house every day, week, you can.

[Karen Feehan]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just not at the same place.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Russian and Turkish. There's like certain times that are men only. So Thursday and Sunday.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's the one that J. Moore talked about where he went and the guy. The guy tried to give him head dry and then he let him.

[Karen Feehan]

Cuz he was so high. He was in the sauna. He was busy.

[Robert Kelly]

He was just telling the story and he was just like, yeah, the guy tried his. I was like, yeah, it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is this public? The story. We're live.

[Robert Kelly]

I swear to God. It was on. He told it on radio. He told it on live radio on my counter show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He did. How is that not the only thing that ever comes up about. That's interesting. I've never heard that. Yeah, I've heard plenty of people say terrible things about Jay Moore. Never by the time that he let a guy suck him off in a.

[Robert Kelly]

Bath house, he's the only One that admitted it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the problem I would get. I'm the one who end up getting sucked off in a bath house. Because I would go men only day on the ideas. If everyone says to go to these, like, oh, the hot plunge and the cold plunge. So I would go on men only day. So there's not. I'm not worried about a woman seeing me walk around fucking in my shirt off in all these places. And then I'd end up having a cock on my shoulder. And then I'd feel bad that I came on cocks out day not realizing that I'm the fish out of water. And then I'd end up fucking. Just having a blow bang in one of these. Fucking in one of these hot pools.

[Robert Kelly]

You'd have a fucking beautiful day.

[Karen Feehan]

I only go for like the contrast therapy. Like, I want to be in the song sauna for 30 minutes and then I want to go right in the cold plunge and then I want to get right back in the sauna.

[Robert Kelly]

But are you.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm in a bikini.

[Robert Kelly]

You're upset.

[Karen Feehan]

Do you need that?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah. So you're not naked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What kind of take up your butt? It's like barely covered.

[Robert Kelly]

You think she owns a bikini without it going up her ass?

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

Nobody's looking at my face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes, what? It's like, so what? It's like hugging your curves and stuff all over the place.

[Robert Kelly]

Is it a one piece? You go into one piece?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I wear like a wrestling onesie.

[Robert Kelly]

You have a little skirt that goes around your butt.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should wear 1950s bathing suits and ruin everyone's times.

[Karen Feehan]

I wear a long leather coat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should have a. You should have an old lady's bathing suit. And then one of those hats that has a umbrella attached to it.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, the swim cap.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, they have on the. On the. I was at the co ed day and it was mostly guys anyways, but then they brought this girl in for that leaf massage.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You love that.

[Robert Kelly]

They brought her in for the leaf massage in the sauna and they beat her bikini top off. Yeah, like, they hit her so hard it just. On the knot came out.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, heavens to murgatroy.

[Robert Kelly]

And then she. She rolled over and her titties were out. And it was just a bunch of guys looking under a towel, just pouring cold water on our heads.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not menacing at all.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God, it was so wild.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at that fucking wreath.

[Karen Feehan]

At the bathhouse. I was there. I've been going every Saturday. And one of the times I went with a group of my girlfriends and.

[Robert Kelly]

I should have said that on air. Now every bonfire guy fan is going to be going Saturdays.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that girls day?

[Robert Kelly]

You're going to show up, you're going.

[Karen Feehan]

To hear crackle, crackle, come, come hang out. And so a guy came into the sauna to do some sort of, like, breathwork performance. And he. I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Performance.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, something. So he announced that he's like, it's gonna start in two minutes. And the way me and three of my friends ran out of that sauna, the poor guy, my friend almost fell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you were the only people in there?

[Karen Feehan]

There was like maybe a dozen, but we cut the crowd in half. He walked us before he started.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This sounds like annoying as shit.

[Robert Kelly]

I should try my storytelling in the sauna.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby's telling the story.

[Robert Kelly]

Would you guys like to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It isn't so funny that on the funny, everything here is just like the highest level and the highest and nicest vampire like, hideout looking place of what? That is the same functionality as a place that for a hundred dollars has you come in and just wax you off and send you on your way. It's the same, like, surfaces. They're doing, like, body washes and scrubs.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just no one here is whacking you off unless it's a guy.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, you can't. At the. The other bath house in the East Village, which is the old bath.

[Karen Feehan]

The old one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

I've been there too. Like, they serve like vodka and st. Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to eat a hot dog in a steam room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's like on 11th street or something.

[Robert Kelly]

It's actually borsch. Have you ever had a hot borsch?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I filmed Kevin. Or not Kevin. Neil Brennan.

[Robert Kelly]

That one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Did a. Did a TV show from this bath house.

[Karen Feehan]

Is that when he lost all the weight?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He never went on coed day.

[Karen Feehan]

He just sweat 100 human pounds off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

$200 less per membership if you only go on guys day.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but they just have. This one is a little more old school.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And you can pick your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This place looks like the creek in the cave.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, that's the old school one. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at Ari's patio.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ.

[Robert Kelly]

But you can. You can get a massage and you pick your lady or man.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

And if you pick a lady, you go up to the room. And if you're persuasive enough, Bobby's heart rate, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait a second, Bobby. Did you just attack a poor little Lady.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's supposed to give you a massage. I said persuasive, right? Yeah. What does that mean? Or. That means do it or else.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll snap your little Turkish snack.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all, she's Russian. She can snap my neck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is it the Russian girl who beats everybody up on that? Is it Russian?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's Russian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Zeus.

[Robert Kelly]

You said Russian? Yeah. Oh, the. The Zoo show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you seen the Zeus?

[Karen Feehan]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Zeus network. I watch. Zeus network is me and my daughter love trash reality tv.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I know. Me too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they have. That's. That's the network that the baddies are on.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the baddies are just. I mean, garbage. Low lives. They just. What was that fight until their pussies and tits come out.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. What was the first rendition of that? Bad Girls club.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but this is. That what they said was bad Girls Club stopped because they couldn't get any insurance. I'm sure. Right, girl. The last season ever, a girl got kicked in the face and the high heel hit, like, here next to her eye, like, really close to her. And they almost shut down production. Like, this is all Zeus TV is like, here's what we do. We get him out of the country.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where rules are humanitarian.

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they'll just fight until they beat the. Out of each other. I mean, like, spitting blood and stuff. But I've never seen.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Anyone is dominant in a situation where somebody should be removed from the show. Then this girl. Then you sent me on a video. There's a. Whatever the version this is in Russian. Russian is one. It's a bunch of pretty girls and one moose who is just aggressively kicking them in the face. And, by the way, kicks them in the face. Like, hello.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, she comes in and she goes, hey, what's up, bitches? And, like, face catch. Like, it's like spitting out a tooth. And they're like, why? And she's like, TV bitch. But all, like, in Russian, bloflifsky. Bloflifski. Do you have the video? This is wild.

[Karen Feehan]

I love Russian porn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's always, get your daughter, drunken fucker. It seems like is the headline.

[Karen Feehan]

Or, like, there's like, this gross Russian doctor who, like, convinces all of his young patients to have sex with him. And he'll be like, borna. Borna. And I think that means. Does it hurt?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You told yourself that's what I told myself. I'll handle this at the border, guys. Borna. Borna.

[Karen Feehan]

I love it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Every time I see a Russian, like. Like, Language in the. In the pornheading. It's always that. It's always like he gets stepdaughter drunk, and him and friends take turns.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I just hate that. The Russian porn, it always look like Born Identity set. It's just shitty apartments.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's always a kitchen.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Like a small fridge.

[Karen Feehan]

Sterile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're always in a shitty kitchen table, like.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And so I was like, oh, I lost card game. Now everyone must. My wife. All the.

[Robert Kelly]

All the flatware is different.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The chairs are all mishmash.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. It's. It just throws me out of it. Can you get a set?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nobody cares about this place. I feel like I can't. I think this girl shouldn't have come here. Go. Yeah, sure. The stuff is beginning. Make it big. Yeah, it's.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, this is.

[Karen Feehan]

That's the good one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry. It's Instagram. So it's kind of hard to make big.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's got to be a cover. There's got to be a. Christina said that before. It's hard to make big.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's more of an assault to her, isn't it?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, to both.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it wouldn't be. My. Your idea is saying that I would not get hard from Christine. Technically, the insult is to Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, if you put it that way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine. Bobby thinks you can't get a man hard.

[Robert Kelly]

Not a man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, we all know I hate when it doesn't happen. What are you supposed to do? Suck your dick for an hour.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Such great Christine drops.

[Karen Feehan]

She's so good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine drops are fantastic.

[Karen Feehan]

Let me suck your dick for an hour.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How many pages of Christine do you have?

[Karen Feehan]

I want to be that drop for Halloween next year.

[Robert Kelly]

I have, like, 20 right in front of me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, just lay a few on Karen. They're the best. Christine says some crazy shit through the years in the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

When a dick's not getting hard, you can see my fucking annoyance. Why am I turned on and I'm not wet? Opiates, Opiates, opiate, opiates. It's that you're sitting there doing your thing, and it's not getting hard at all.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine's mouth is getting dry right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no movement. It's just laying there flaccid, and you're working and nothing's happening, happening.

[Robert Kelly]

This is all from. This is all from one conversation therapist.

[Karen Feehan]

This is a monologue.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's like, now I'm turned off, and I don't want to do it.

[Robert Kelly]

This from one conversation about Jay.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Close it up, child. Remind me to tell you guys about my. I got a root canal yesterday and my dentist was black. And it was the best experience I've ever had at the dentist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to tell us off microphone or something.

[Karen Feehan]

No, no, no. I just didn't know if we were in the middle of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you find it on interrupt YouTube?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I'm trying to find on YouTube. Russian bag.

[Robert Kelly]

Was he resting it on your.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was so hot here.

[Karen Feehan]

He was so hot. I'm in love with him.

[Robert Kelly]

Really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just watch it here. Yeah, good, let's watch here. This girl is violent.

[Karen Feehan]

The run in the red. That's a girl.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a girl. Jesus.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God. This is Russian sumo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, why would anyone get into a fight? Just knocks him unconscious with a slaps. Yo. I would kill for that chick's body, by the way. It's such a bullying because she hits the fuck out of them hard. It doesn't know it didn't knock the one girl out. But the ones that doesn't knock out that it hurts really bad. They just go. They just really take it with like a. Okay, yeah, what's the problem? I just lost three teeth.

[Karen Feehan]

They're such a beaten down people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're just accepting of someone kicking the.

[Robert Kelly]

Shit out of them, getting a hit and still being there and going, all right, I'm not gonna do anything back. I'm scared.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No one tries to fight. Goes, don't do that again. It's all like. It's a bad girls club. It doesn't matter who the biggest or whatever, they just go. The wigs come off and they'll. The smallest ones are the ones that want to fight the most. This is just a big old fucking moose of a bitch. I mean, cleaning house, this is great. Beating up pretty girls.

[Robert Kelly]

If they take the Russian crew and the black crew and put them in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The same house, I think that is a phenomenal idea. Because the white girl. Well, the white girls on baddies, the white girls are always. They lay back, there's. They're trouble starters. But they don't really. They always. They always have a thing too. Like, they'll come in. Doesn't matter if someone's like, yo, I'm fighting you tomorrow morning when we wake up. And then the next morning she'll have like a boot on her leg. Like a. I had to go to the hospital, my ankle up you.

[Robert Kelly]

They're like white girls in prison.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it is. It's a scary. The Zeus TV shows are a Scary microcosm of the world we're in right now. Because, I mean, these young ladies do believe that somehow, like the.

[Karen Feehan]

The fact is that Amber Rose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, sometimes she's. I think she's. No, no, not Amber Rose. She's never been on before. But Chris, Sean, Rock's been on it.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay. I know her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it's just. I think they keep having them back and back the different girls, but they're terrifyingly terrible people.

[Robert Kelly]

There's so many different colored wigs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

It's like the inside of a Mexican restaurant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd say. I'd say get your hair done in a cool short style and rock that.

[Karen Feehan]

On the show because get your ears cropped too.

[Robert Kelly]

Get wrestling, wrestling, little wrestling ear muffs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But the effort of what these girls have to go through and you see them getting their fucking wigs put on for the day and then you come down for fucking brunch and it's already punched off. Your head is crazy. And you look like shit.

[Karen Feehan]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because now you went from having this glamorous hair to having a stocking cap on and wishneck troll hair.

[Robert Kelly]

I would get nunchucks put in my hair.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

So if you did flip it off, I just grab it and hit you with my hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your nunchucks. I like that. I don't mind that the hair is nunchuck weave.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That girl right there, that's not Amber Rose, is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe it is.

[Robert Kelly]

That's hotter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's.

[Robert Kelly]

She's smoking hot. Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think she did this show. Maybe she did, though. Let me say, play it. Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just want to show a little. A little fight taste. Oh. Oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And security. Supposed to. I think security is, like, come in after a few shots are landed.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not thrown.

[Karen Feehan]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Landed. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at the fingernails.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Russian show has no security. No, that is Amber Rose for sure. But I don't know what she was doing on it. I don't think she's like a cast member. She was. Cast it or something.

[Robert Kelly]

Looks like she's getting some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But the cast for these shows.

[Robert Kelly]

Where'd you get a camel?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go to the YouTube. Go to YouTube and look at the casting. Baddies. Casting. The casting for this Bobby, though, is that energy of that Russian girl. Because people just go there. They want to be on the show. So they go like, I don't give a. I'll fight anybody ever. And then it'll just be like, punch that girl online. And then she's like, sorry. And just. It's. It's nuts. Look. Yeah, this is like. This is like the tryouts.

[Karen Feehan]

That was funny. Because.

[Robert Kelly]

Why are all the security guys wearing, like, face masks?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you don't want to be associated with this kind of nonsense. Oh.

[Karen Feehan]

Because these dregs of humanity.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Those guys are all lawyers. Those guys are local lawyers. That's.

[Robert Kelly]

It's terrifying. Audition.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Here you go. These are the best.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

She just walked up to the next door.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was the greatest reaction ever. I want Karen to come watch the show with us now. She went, no. She couldn't believe it. The girl goes, punch girl. She goes. She goes, who you want me to punch? And the girl next to her goes, no, you don't. Not me. Just gets decked in the face. She goes, no, I just happen to be standing.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't.

[Karen Feehan]

Because she's, like, 2ft taller than her, too. So she had to reach out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm convinced that Isabelle is the only person in the world that has a fucking login that I share with her. I feel like we're the only two people that have this in the world.

[Bobby Kelly]

Natalie Nunn came in, but, like.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay, so isn't that, like, physical assault on camera?

[Robert Kelly]

Not in another country.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, that's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no, that was. That was in the country still.

[Robert Kelly]

That's in the country.

[Karen Feehan]

That was in the continent.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I'll tell you why.

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't there sad at all?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. The waiver, the way. The waiver. The waiver package Is this thing.

[Karen Feehan]

There's a little tiny print at the bottom. Some might punch you in the face during this audition process.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yo, you might die.

[Karen Feehan]

That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And we can use it in perpetuity.

[Robert Kelly]

And we get to keep weaves.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And we earn it throughout the universe. You know that weird language in contracts in perpetuity throughout the universe.

[Karen Feehan]

It sounds like Cat Williams. Like.

[Bobby Kelly]

They'Re bringing it back to America.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, no, Isabella went to the tour. Remember Isabella went to the tour the other day? Yeah, Isabella went there. They came through and she said it started. She said they went in for, like an hour. It started two hours late. When they got there, nobody was there. They don't know what it is. She doesn't even know what it was.

[Robert Kelly]

Why?

[Karen Feehan]

It's not the white baddie show. Sorry. That was bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I was right. It was correct. It was absolutely correct.

[Karen Feehan]

They would be on time for their little punching matches. Punctual punching matches, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And no one, no one is ashamed of being fat.

[Karen Feehan]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In fact, the fattest one. I was gonna say Karen in there.

[Karen Feehan]

Oof.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, they got some oofies. This is the new season coming, by the way. Oh, God. The look of them. Yeah, the look of them in these, like, testimonials to what they are regularly during the day. It's. It's different human beings.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that that girl? Is that that one?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And by the way, someone get up day one, then they do the whole season with, like, a red eyeball.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to keep track from their tattoos.

[Karen Feehan]

I can't handle it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These girls are gross and they're that tiny.

[Karen Feehan]

That was. Isn't that. Isn't that ti.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is tiny.

[Karen Feehan]

That's tiny. Ti's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's doing it. Oh, Christ. She's gonna get decked in the face.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's doing Stand up and she's doing Baddies. Isn't he a millionaire?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. He goes ti. Would you give all your publishing away or something?

[Karen Feehan]

What happened?

[Bobby Kelly]

You see this fight montage?

[Robert Kelly]

Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I didn't see it.

[Robert Kelly]

They were fighting downstairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Turn it up.

[Robert Kelly]

She was. She was missing a tooth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Chris. Sean Rock is missing a tooth. Yeah. Baddies, Baddies, Baddies. Let me tell you something. Oxygen Tele or we. Television for Women. Women's entertainment dropped the ball. No, they put. They were the ones who put Bad Girls Club on. And I think they also felt the pressure of, like, how is this television for women? And then we just went the full way of trash tv. But there's no way they could afford the legalities of this. This was started by that guy Blueface. Oh, he started Sean's boyfriends with the girl missing the tooth.

[Robert Kelly]

I knew it wasn't started by a guy named Daniel McIntosh.

[Karen Feehan]

Tommy O'Reilly wants to see black people fight each other.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Former prime minister.

[Robert Kelly]

It had to be a guy named Blueface.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think this is Mitt Romney's new project.

[Bobby Kelly]

He didn't start Baddies. He started a different show called Blue Girls Club for only fans, kind of, I guess.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it was just the. It was the idea though, of like, get it off of a network that we're on the Internet now, right? Make people pay for it and these girls can fight and get. I'll tell you, Zeus, the only thing I'm surprised by, it's probably the way to get more people to do it, is because every fight ends with someone's complete pussy, asshole and tits hanging out.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they do blur that still. Okay. But it's classy.

[Commercial Voice]

Is there.

[Robert Kelly]

Is there something at the end? Is there a goal? Is there something at the end that they win?

[Karen Feehan]

I just told you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tits butthole out. Doy. No. How much? 50.

[Karen Feehan]

50 grand.

[Robert Kelly]

That's it.

[Karen Feehan]

After taxes is how much after.

[Robert Kelly]

After taxes, your pimp, Your pimp. Your pimp's gonna take 25.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, you're not, you're not wrong on all these things.

[Karen Feehan]

You wait, girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you wait.

[Karen Feehan]

You're maybe making 10 grand after all this for what?

[Robert Kelly]

You have three co. All your children.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'Re not wrong about any of these things.

[Bobby Kelly]

They are all mothers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And by the way, a lot of the fights start off like that. He goes. He goes, damn, you was doing porno when you was pregnant, though. She goes, that was my business. And then they just start fighting.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, she goes, I didn't leave my baby when she was four months. She was six months.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And then they fight.

[Robert Kelly]

They dive.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They dive into a pool fighting together.

[Robert Kelly]

There is a difference between four and six, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not wrong. I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

First four you're on the test.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gave some skin to skin contact and then I left it and then I left it.

[Bobby Kelly]

To do Baddies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yo, mommy will be back. Mommy loves you. I have to go fist fight and get my pussy sucked by strangers. By the way, the first day on the first week on the show is all that first week on the show is. You're pretty. You're pretty. I'm pretty. Let's go on camera and go smash pussies in the hot tub and eat each other out on camera. The same people that were had two weeks later on the show will just be or two episodes later we'll be like this said that my stank when she ate it. And now they are fighting to blood.

[Karen Feehan]

On the streets though, right? Yes. They're sisters.

[Robert Kelly]

It's the progression of most relationships. It's just sped up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Before you eat their. Then you know her stinks. And then before you know you're fighting.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And you're beating the out of each.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Other and your fist fighting.

[Karen Feehan]

They just.

[Robert Kelly]

They do it in three weeks.

[Karen Feehan]

I told you I don't eat pork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Last one last season had a. That's. That was the trajectory of. Nicki Minaj's sister was on the show and she first episode started making out and smashing gash with a chick. And then two days later. I mean like a ripping hair out. This last season had a fight. I showed you that fight. One girl got her braid her cornrow ripped out of her head like to bald. It's insane that's even possible.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they are real pieces of it's great. Every one of them is just a influencer piece of garbage. They all rap poorly.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they all go. They all the same guys. So sometimes the fights on the show are about Stefan Diggs. Not even Godfrey. No. The. The problem is it's all the same guy. So there's like four of the girls on one season of the show have all released the same exact song. Just them rapping it and they argue who put it out first and whose beat it was and who who for. It's just four of them. They go. That's why mine's got 121000 views and yours got a hundred thousand views. It's just the same song. Two different people doing the same exact.

[Robert Kelly]

Song to hear one bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you remember Bad Black. I played that. Yeah. That's her whole year.

[Karen Feehan]

She goes five times fast. She's Louise.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She does. It's on Betty's Africa Glitch.

[Robert Kelly]

Bad black glitch.

[Karen Feehan]

Good job my man.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They do at Bobby grew up. That's been his vocal technique since he was a child in Boston. Bad black. Bad black.

[Karen Feehan]

That's what his mom told him to call him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Barbito is a bad black.

[Robert Kelly]

Bad black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, this lady. These all these women think play if you can go to the whole whatchamacall Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

The whole library.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well the talent show. They all just rap and they're all terrible. They're just like I got big titties. Suck on these titties. Suck on these titties, yo. And they're like, damn, girl, you did it.

[Karen Feehan]

My money long like my areolas. My money long like my Ariel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My thoughts go deeper than my stretch marks, dog.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, those are tiger stripes, y'.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All.

[Karen Feehan]

I used to be fatter than this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got three babies and four baby daddies.

[Robert Kelly]

She called them tiger stripes. That is wild.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude. Belly the brain belly. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I would have dumped on if she had that. I checked after the day after Max came out, like, let me see your stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You ran your fingers across. Well, it wouldn't have happened that day.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I hate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. The day Max was born, you would have known already if she was having them or not. I destroyed my mother.

[Robert Kelly]

You did? Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was like a size zero. She's still. My mom's just tiny. And then I was born. It's only £7, but it her up her belly up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Don doesn't have any stretch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gave her the biz. Well, this was the 70s. Dawn's here for modern technology. You probably were to find the answer in your computer glasses. You have sex with sex.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not available yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way. Do you know Bobby's phone? He's trained his phone to say that I did not Bobby train his phone. That he said that he was gonna have a guy his ass. This is all Jay while she watches.

[Robert Kelly]

This is all Jay.

[Karen Feehan]

Hold on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then she. No, no, no.

[Karen Feehan]

The AI Girl, Alexa or whatever, whoever it is in there.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't. First of all, I brought up. I brought up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She said there for this.

[Robert Kelly]

And she said that she sucks.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But earlier on the show, she watched Bob. She sat in a corner touching herself while Bobby was in the ass by black dudes.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no, no, no. She was my fist. My ass later. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. First I was confused with all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's happening? Yeah. What happened was. This was great. So Bobby. She watched while Bobby got fucked in the ass by black dudes. Dudes. Whoa. And they both left big fat loads in them. This is the part of the show where Black Lou checks out. They both left fat loads in them. They dumped big fat loads in them. And then she was willing to. She let Bobby fart to come into her mouth.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God, Ani.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. That's what I said. And I invited her over Thanksgiving already. Now I'm stuck having her.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, you are.

[Bobby Kelly]

With a mouthful of flour.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't have the Thanksgiving.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went straight out of Bobby's asshole. Yeah, dawn dawn said she can't come after this, so.

[Robert Kelly]

But Jim and Nikki can come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then she did not want to at first. We said, would you go home and kiss the c that was far into your mouth into your own father's mouth? And she said, no. And then Bobby goes, come on baby, I want it. And then she said, okay, I'm driving home right now. She found him on the couch, kissed, cumming to his mouth. Then this is how Christine reacted. And then it turns out you guys don't like, like long term felched cum. Anyway, Bobby goes. So then he goes, will you have your father go upstairs please and spit that into your mother's mouth? And she said right away, yes, it gets better right away, yes. Then no. This came full circle. This is awesome. I called the story the closed circuit. So then it said, will you now ask your mother to spit that cum back into your asshole? She said, yes. And then she was willing to drive back and fart that cum back in the Bobby's mouth, completing the circuit. The snake eats its own tail. Don't tread on me.

[Robert Kelly]

So my cum was back where it belonged.

[Karen Feehan]

No, I. I get it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It comes back where belong. And then Bobby.

[Karen Feehan]

Beautiful story of recycling.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. And then Bobby swallows the cum and then shits it out into the toilet where it was supposed to go from when the black guy fucked it in there in the first place.

[Karen Feehan]

That's how I want to teach my kids about rain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes, I'm not going to explain about evaporation out of the gates.

[Karen Feehan]

No, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Santa Claus. And then the come thing. Santa Claus and the come thing.

[Karen Feehan]

That's cool, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, well, Jay had a little part to do with it, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What? No, I'm an idea guy.

[Karen Feehan]

Right. It sounds like it was all you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I was kind of half paying attention and he'd be like, what next? And I would go, I don't know, fart to come into her mouth. And then he'd be like, oh, okay.

[Karen Feehan]

Kind of a choose your own adventure type.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you do that?

[Robert Kelly]

Baby, I have to. I have to reprogram my AI now every time she turns on you would still want to fart come in your mouth? No, I just want to know the weather in Tampa.

[Karen Feehan]

You're like, ani wants to weather.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, did you find out, Karen, if you're coming back for Tire Season 3?

[Karen Feehan]

I didn't find out. I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know yet.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

They're still writing it now, right? Are they filming?

[Karen Feehan]

I don't Know, maybe I'm not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We should give a shout out, Rest in peace, rather to Pierre Robert, Philadelphia radio legend, but he was also who my character looks wise was modeled after. On tires was after him. He just died this week. Yeah. Yeah. So funny. They're definitely making me look like Pierre Robert with the fucking beard and shit. But all day I got to look at Karen in a bikini in a picture.

[Karen Feehan]

Hell, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You did look like him.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, that's good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that was the idea.

[Robert Kelly]

How'd he die?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think heart attack. He was WMMR personality. Let's see. How did he pass? Go on, click it. What's undisclosed? Something terrible. 70 years old.

[Karen Feehan]

70? That's good. That's a long time.

[Robert Kelly]

Not for me.

[Karen Feehan]

All right, what are you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think 70. Am I crazy? And I'm. I'm late 40s now. 48 almost.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I'm turning 48, right, Christine? Yeah, I'm turning 48. Well, I always say. I always say I'm the next age for like, half a year, and I get stuck, and then I'm like, wait, am I changing? I'm 48. But, yeah, I think 70 still sounds like. That's great.

[Robert Kelly]

70. Late 70s, 80s nowadays, I guess.

[Karen Feehan]

80S, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

What is the average.

[Karen Feehan]

Still kicking? Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

My grandfather lived till he's 101.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, Karen's in fantastic health. She got a shot, right?

[Robert Kelly]

She's got a shot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Word. But even, like, damage is done, bro.

[Karen Feehan]

No, that's not true. You can always gain muscle. You can always improve.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, I. I mean, I brought all my.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pretty good.

[Karen Feehan]

I know you are. Look at them gains.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at them gains.

[Robert Kelly]

Yo, I got all my. Everything's gone. All the stuff that I had Uranus. It's all good. No, that was gone a long time ago. All the stuff.

[Karen Feehan]

The bad part of his stomach.

[Robert Kelly]

The heart. The heart is fine. Everything's perfect now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Perfect.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. My physical blood work, everything was perfect. Except I had, like, a little high cholesterol. But it wasn't the bad cholesterol.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just had to go get rid of blood this weekend because I had too much blood. That was terrifying.

[Karen Feehan]

Did you get your period?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I should have. That may have helped.

[Robert Kelly]

His glee.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, doctor. The doctor gives me hemoglobin.

[Robert Kelly]

His levoglobin. Hemoglobin? Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The nurse who gives me testosterone hit me up and she goes, hey, Mom, I'll get rid of some blood. And I was like, really? She goes, yeah. And then we'll lower the dose or whatever because it might be having too high hemoglobin and then I was like, oh, okay. And then I just kind of was like, we'll just lower the dose, I guess I'm not going to get rid of blood. Then she texted me and she emailed me, like, a week later. She goes, hey, did you have a chance to get rid of some of that blood? And I was like, oh, is this like, a real. I should do this? And I was like, shit, you buy.

[Karen Feehan]

A bunch of leeches. I'm doing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went and did it.

[Robert Kelly]

I put my foot into a pool of little, little fishes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went and got rid of some bl. Lied about everything on that questionnaire. I said no and everything. Oh, by the way, I had to stop myself. You can see you shouldn't lie, Rebecca. But I don't use it for anything. I. I just need to get it out of me. I couldn't. I couldn't risk anything of them saying they're not going to take this blood out.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but they got to give it to somebody else.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Somebody needs a. I got to test it.

[Karen Feehan]

Somebody needs a blood transfusion. All of a sudden, they start doing crowd work like you were a school teacher.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And, Sarah, I trust you are a ski instructor.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm guessing they start smoking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Ever since Timmy got that transfusion, he started asking people if they fucked black guys at the. At the Seder.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey. He started wearing mittens without fingertips, and he pulled his leg up. His pant leg up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy's crazy.

[Karen Feehan]

You have Big J's blood.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you get a little batch of Big Jay's blood? No, I went in there, and then Rebecca went with me. Rebecca Trent, she went with you?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then when I walked, she was in the room getting it done before I was. So when I walked in, I was her glooping.

[Robert Kelly]

Glooping tie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, she's doing tea. She's donating. But because she took me. So, like, we were sitting there when I walked in.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that you answered that honestly. I thought she was doing testosterone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You asked when we were getting it done. I don't know. You never know. You never know. Maybe she's drinking Body Brain coffee. That'll help your testosterone. But I went. She was getting it done already, the thing. And I. They thought I was crazy walking through because I went, oh, oh. And then they were like, are you okay? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just had to text Rebecca. I was like, three times. You just watched me three times. Stop myself from going, oh, shit, it's Rebecca from the Living with AIDS support Group. And I was like, I don't know. If they don't play there like that. Where they would go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just that joke. It's like saying, bomb on an airplane. Like, if you just. That joke. We have to stop taking her blood right now. I didn't want to fuck her up, so I just texted that to her. I just said. I go, hey, before you put that in the arm, I go, I gotta text us real quick. I go, I go, you just watched me. She goes, you showed great restraint. So I went, oh. I just started looking around. I'm like, I don't know. Is this gonna kill in the room? I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

That's Rebecca, the movie Philadelphia was after, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was like, oh, yeah. Rebecca from the thing. Holy shit.

[Robert Kelly]

We gotta wrap it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Always fun hanging out. Karen, thank you. Come back again soon.

[Karen Feehan]

Thanks for having me, guys.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll see you Saturday. I'll see you Saturday. Yeah, at the bath house.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, that's right.

[Robert Kelly]

What if you should? It was just all of us sitting there.

[Karen Feehan]

I love it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're at Skank Fest. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Make sure you check out Karen's podcast at Only Feehands. Wherever you listen again. The New York Comedy Festival, November 8th. Her and Stacey K At the stand. And of course, she's gonna be at the Comedy Studio in Boston this Friday, November 7th. Make sure you get your ticket. She's absolutely hilarious. Bobby Kelly, you know our stuff. I'm gonna be a size players this weekend. You're gonna be comics from home this weekend.

[Robert Kelly]

Comedy Connection in Rhode island coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Connection, Rhode Island.

[Robert Kelly]

Go to our websites.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Boopa da boop. I got Salt Lake coming up soon. All kinds of fun stuff.

[Robert Kelly]

We'll see you tomorrow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tomorrow we'll be back live. Until then, stay crackling. I'm working on different ones. You didn't like Staycracking.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't like that.

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