The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Baddies with Kerryn Feehan
Date: November 12, 2025
Guest: Kerryn Feehan
Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk Channel 103

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire welcomes comedian Kerryn Feehan for a raucous and unfiltered discussion about comedy life, the absurdity of modern reality TV, pop culture, and the strange subculture of bathhouse culture. With their signature blend of irreverence and sharp observation, Big Jay, Bobby, and Robert drag listeners through everything from the logistics of car sex, the raw competitions of "Baddies" and Russian reality TV, to the darkly hilarious threads of adult content and motherhood in the influencer age.

Main Themes & Discussion Points

1. Old Cars, Comedy Roots, and Awkward First Rides

(00:42–02:27)
The crew opens up reminiscing about their early cars (the infamously dorky hatchbacks and stick shifts), setting a punchy tone for the episode with stories of backseat escapades and failed attempts at being the "cool kid."

• Notable Quote:
  "I only fucked a fat girl in my Honda Accord hatchback. But we – the hatch was used, the hatch space was needed."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (01:57)

2. Bathhouse Adventures and Gendered Days

(03:14–07:47)
Kerryn describes her recent obsession with New York and Brooklyn bathhouses, sharing everything from her utilitarian use of the cold plunge to the "men only" spa culture and the sometimes-surreal mix of old-world rituals and overt sexuality.

• Bathhouse culture's intersection with gay male connotations, the oddness of "men only" days, and stories of wild intimacy.

• Hilarious commentary on contrast therapy and why nobody at the spa is just “looking at my face.” (05:38)

• Notable Quote:
  "I only go for like the contrast therapy. Like, I want to be in the sauna for 30 minutes and then I want to go right in the cold plunge and then I want to get right back in the sauna."
  — Kerryn Feehan (05:17)

3. Russian, Turkish Spas, and Urban Legends

(07:47–09:18)
Robert shares stories about the "old school" East Village bathhouse, weaving in tales of Russian and Turkish massage, hardboiled traditions, and offhand allusions to infamous Jay Mohr stories.

4. Trash Reality TV: "Baddies," The Zeus Network, and Russian Mayhem

(09:19–24:20)
The main event: an extended, hilarious deep-dive into the world of "Baddies" (Zeus Network's wild fighting reality show), "Bad Girls Club," and the viral Russian knockoffs. Jay and Kerryn take the lead, marveling at the brazen violence, insurance issues, and infamous moments from both U.S. and Russian reality circuits.

• The evolution from "Bad Girls Club" to "Baddies": escalating fights, insurance nightmares, and why production moved overseas for laxer rules.

• The Russian variant: "It's a bunch of pretty girls and one moose who is just aggressively kicking them in the face. ...She comes in and she goes, 'Hey, what's up, bitches?' and, like, face kick." (10:32)

• Recurring gag about Russian "Born Identity" porn sets: "It's always a kitchen." (11:38)

• The Vid: They pull up a video of the Russian slap-fight show, reacting to the casual violence and cultural differences in handling pain and conflict.

• Notable Quotes:
  "The baddies are just—I mean, garbage. Low lives. They fight until their pussies and tits come out."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (09:32)

  "It's such a bullying because she hits the fuck out of them hard... they just really take it with like a, okay, yeah, what's the problem? I just lost three teeth."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (14:40)

5. Adult Content, Russian Porn, and Comedy Drops

(11:45–14:00)
The show swerves into explicit territory as they riff on the grimy aesthetic of Russian porn, odd setups, and bad translations.

• Recurring Christine drops: Long-running show gag about partner Christine’s explicit on-air confessions.
  "Let me suck your dick for an hour." (13:00, Karen Feehan, imitating a show drop by Christine)

6. "Baddies" Behind the Scenes: Casting, Fights & Influencer Culture

(21:19–30:56)
The group examines the sociological weirdness of "Baddies" casting—auditions requiring contestants to assault each other on camera, legal waivers, and the oddly celebratory vibes. The ethics and psychology of fighting shows are dissected, with plenty of references to influencer motherhood, viral rap songs, and the show's shockingly low cash prizes.

• Auditions where women punch each other on command, contract language like "in perpetuity throughout the universe."
• The economic reality: “You're maybe making 10 grand after all this – for what?” (27:14, Karen Feehan)
• Parodying the routine arguments and “talent” contests that dominate reality TV.
  "They all just rap and they're all terrible. Like, 'I got big titties, suck on these titties, yo.' And they're like, 'Damn, girl, you did it.'"
  — Big Jay Oakerson (30:27)

7. Stretch Marks, Motherhood & Self-Deprecation

(30:49–31:44)
Jokes about “tiger stripes,” postpartum changes, and who gets to call their own body “bad black,” with Jay and Bobby riffing on personal family stories, aging, and parental body drama.

• Notable Quotes:
  "My money long like my areolas. My money long like my areolas."
  — Karen Feehan (30:39)

8. AI Gone Wild: Comedy Recaps & Fantasies

(31:44–34:39)
A lengthy, absurdist retelling of a recurring AI scenario from the show involving elaborate, explicit loops featuring Bobby, Christine, and imaginary family members—all culminating in a wild metaphor for the water cycle.

• "The snake eats its own tail. Don't tread on me."
  — Big Jay Oakerson, wrapping up the “cum circuit” story (34:06)

9. Health, Aging, and Blood Donation

(36:00–39:49)
A brief moment of reality as the group discusses health, aging (playing off the recent death of Philly radio star Pierre Robert), and donating blood—ending with Jay’s classic anxiety-driven humor and AIDS jokes.

Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On hatchback sex:
  "Her forehead or back of the neck? Forehead. Definitely was touching the hatchback."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (02:12)

• On Russian bathhouse coed days:
  "They brought her in for the leaf massage and they beat her bikini top off—hit her so hard the knot came out."
  — Robert Kelly (06:11)

• On fighting reality shows:
  "And they'll just fight until they beat the fuck out of each other. I mean, like, spitting blood and stuff..."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (10:05)

• On Russian porn set design:
  "It always looks like Born Identity set. It's just shitty apartments... sterile."
  — Robert Kelly (11:32)

• On reality show prize money:
  "You're maybe making 10 grand after all this—for what?"
  — Karen Feehan (27:14)

• Comedic rap parody:
  "I got big titties, suck on these titties, yo."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (30:27)

• On AI and recycling cum:
  "The snake eats its own tail. Don't tread on me."
  — Big Jay Oakerson (34:06)

Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• Reminiscing about first cars and sexcapades: 00:42–02:27
• Bathhouse stories and spa etiquette: 03:14–07:47
• The chaos of "Baddies" and Russian reality TV: 09:19–24:20
• Live reactions to Russian fighting videos: 14:20–16:00
• The economics and ethics of reality show violence: 26:45–30:56
• Parody rapper "talent" contests: 30:27–30:49
• Absurdist AI sex metaphors and the “cum circuit”: 31:44–34:39
• Closing reflections on aging and health: 36:00–39:49

Tone & Language

Unapologetically raw, brutally honest, and gleefully explicit. The Bonfire’s banter is a blend of sharp-witted sarcasm, blue-collar storytelling, and roasting camaraderie—making even the most debauched stories feel like old friends at the bar.

For New Listeners

This episode’s deep dive into the mayhem of influencer reality TV and locker-room-level storytelling is perfect for fans of authentic, no-holds-barred comedy. Kerryn Feehan fits effortlessly into The Bonfire’s world, amplifying the fun, the filth, and the insightful skewering of modern culture—all with a wink and a punchline.