The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Big Angus w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan Pt.2
Date: November 20, 2025
Guests: H. Foley & Kevin Ryan (“Are You Garbage” Podcast)
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Overview

This lively episode of The Bonfire, hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, features a riotous hang with comedic duo H. Foley and Kevin Ryan of the “Are You Garbage” podcast. Set in New York City, the conversation is an unfiltered deep-dive into their blue-collar upbringings, embarrassing childhood photos and stories, and the unique dysfunctions of their families. Packed with raunchy honesty, self-deprecating humor, and a steady stream of inside jokes, the four comics riff on everything from their mothers’ youthful escapades, humiliating early makeout stories, wardrobe choices, and the untouchability (or lack thereof) of celebrity culture. The highlight: a call-in from Jay’s mom to settle a decades-old mystery about a vacation photo—resulting in hysterical accusations and mother-son banter.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Territorial Radio Beef & Evolving Traditions

[01:36–02:15]

• Bobby laments how a Philly radio bit about an Eagles theme song—something he claims to have discovered—was “lifted” by Q102 radio:

  “You Q102… I’m going after Chio in the morning!” —Bobby Kelly [02:07]

• Leads to family anecdote: Bobby’s mom dated a DJ at the station, sparking a series of jokes about her colorful romantic past.

2. Fat Kid Childhoods, Glasses Guys, and Adult Comfort

[02:31–04:29]

• The crew launches into classic “fat kid” nostalgia and “having a guy for stuff” (e.g., glasses, watches, sneakers), with playful locker-room ribbing about who “stole their guy.”
• H. Foley reflects on adopting loafers over sneakers:

  “I don’t want to wear sneakers anymore. Professionally.” —H. Foley [04:10]

• Discussion flows into fat-friendly sneaker innovations and how old age warps priorities.

3. From Scandalous Moms to Psyllium Husk: Body Talk & Family TMI

[04:51–06:41]

• A run of jokes spiraling from Bobby’s “hot mom pictures” into gut health, Ozempic vs. Zepbound, and “hard as rock” poops.

  “Diarrhea, it’s like puking outta your ass. You feel thinner.” —Black Lou [05:48]

• The guys riff on the sexual escapades and attractiveness of each other’s mothers—fueling relentless (but “respectful”) roasting.

4. “Did My Mom Bang Those Guys?”: The Banana Boat Incident

[06:54–09:12]

• Bobby tells a traumatic childhood story: his mom leaves him with relatives to vacation in the Bahamas, while he worries she’s been eaten by Jaws.
• The infamous vacation photo is dissected:

  “I mean, those guys, definitely my mom sucked their dicks… or one of their dicks—something.” —Bobby Kelly [08:52]

• The group eggs Bobby on to call his mom to “clear her name.”

5. Relentless Retro: Embarrassing Childhood Photos

[10:03–16:12]

• The comics exchange old family photos, analyzing every tragic haircut, outfit, and questionable fashion phase.
• Jay describes his room in loving detail, revealing his Star Wars and Smurfs obsession—much to everyone’s amusement:

  “Smurf towels… I started crying like a baby.” —H. Foley [10:27]

• The “mock support” is relentless:

  “You look like Aileen Wuornos… or Salt N’ Peppa in the Shoop video” —Bobby Kelly [42:29 / 54:04]

6. Comedy Life: Backstage Tales of Venues From Boston to Philly

[16:12–17:54]

• They reminisce about playing iconic venues (Wilbur, Comedy Connection) and the unique character of Boston and Philly crowds.
• Stand-up sets at Gramercy Theater spark jokes about the peculiarities of performing in big spaces.

7. Generational White Trash: Parents Hosting Teen Lovers & Family Guests

[26:14–28:10]

• Jay shares how everyone in his family ended up living with their significant others as teens (“white trash things”).

  “All of your children have had their teenage significant others move into the house at one point.” —Jay [61:32]

• Shocking to H. Foley & Kevin Ryan, further highlighting class/culture differences.

8. Infidelity and Heartbreak Tales: Friends, Girlfriends, and Betrayal

[21:00–25:00]

• The comics trade stories of friends “stealing” girlfriends, being coached through losing virginity from bushes, and getting dumped in the most humiliating ways.

  “They were in the bushes next to me, coaching… No, circle pump is no good.” —Black Lou [24:23]

• Bobby recounts a tragicomic car ride as his own girlfriend hooks up with a buddy in the backseat.

9. The Mother-Mystery Live Call (“Banana Boat” Clarified)

[48:11–60:31]

• Jay calls his mom live to finally answer: "Did you bang those dudes on vacation?”
• She insists:

  “I didn’t do anything. They drove us back from a booze cruise we were on.” —Jay’s Mom [49:34]

• The guys press for incriminating details—mom holds firm.
• Spirals into absurd, affectionate, and slightly mortifying family banter about old school shopping, sibling weirdness, and overalls with no shirt.

10. Owning (and Surviving) the Awkward Years

[40:08–46:03, 52:07–56:03]

• Roast of Jay’s teenage “weird but cute” photos with imposter MC Hammer pants and oversized shirts.
• Kevin:

  “You look like a 16-year-old girl who just had a kid. Like 16 and Pregnant.” [40:22]

• Mom-daughter sartorial mishaps and “selecting clothes from the girl’s section.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [02:24] H. Foley: “Your mom did well, Bobby. She was a beautiful woman… she did all right. She knew what to do to keep the house safe—by some cops.”
• [08:52] Bobby Kelly: “I mean, those guys, definitely my mom sucked their dicks… or one of their dicks—something.”
• [24:29] Black Lou: “They were in the bushes next to me, coaching. No, circle pump is no good. I learned it’s straight in and out.”
• [40:22] Kevin Ryan: “You look like a 16-year-old girl who just had a kid. Like 16 and Pregnant.”
• [49:34] Jay’s Mom (on the notorious photo): “I didn’t do anything. They drove us back from a booze cruise we were on.”
• [53:13] Black Lou: “You went right to the girl section… dropped him off at Forever 21.”
• [54:19] Bobby Kelly: “I did the fashion show, and my mom and stepfather laughed like the Bernie Mac crowd at Def Jam. Zero concern for my feelings. I was humiliated.”
• [61:32] Bobby Kelly: “All of your children have had their teenage significant others move into the house.”
• [57:22] H. Foley: “She’s great when it comes to sex. She’s got amnesia.”

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:36 – Show starts; beef with Philly radio Q102 over “Eagles” song.
• 02:23 – Bobby’s mom’s romantic DJ past; transition to personal stories.
• 04:10 – Foley’s “professional” loafer transition; sneaker guy talk.
• 06:54 – Banana Boat Incident introduced; was Bobby’s mom “getting it in the Bahamas?”
• 09:46 – Bobby shares more awkward/embarrassing photos.
• 16:12 – Venue stories: Wilbur Theater, Gramercy, Comedy Connection.
• 21:00-25:00 – First heartbreaks; friends stealing girlfriends; awkward sex stories.
• 28:10 – Parenting: families letting teens and partners live at home.
• 40:08 – Jay’s awkward phase, wearing MC Hammer pants, family photo roasts.
• 48:11–60:31 – LIVE call with Jay’s mom about the “banana boat” photo/mystery.
• 41:02, 54:19, 61:32 – Ongoing family/childhood photo roast, sartorial fails, and “white trash” tradition confession.

Tone & Style

The tone is wild, crude, and loving—classic East Coast “ball-busting” with an undercurrent of honesty and warmth. There’s equal opportunity self-deprecation, and the mothers get it just as much as the hosts. Embarrassment, shame, and the absurdity of working-class family life and 1990s/2000s pop culture underpin nearly every segment. The show is a blend of reminiscing, “remember when” rants, vulgar one-liners, and actual family therapy.

For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode perfectly captures the heart of The Bonfire: honest, out-of-control, and hilarious conversations dissecting the most humiliating and formative parts of growing up. Whether you’re into tragic teen tales, blue-collar Americana, roasting your mom, or behind-the-scenes comedy life, this is a non-stop laugh riot you don’t want to miss.

Find the full episode live on SiriusXM’s Faction Talk (Ch. 103) or wherever you get The Bonfire.