Black Culture Quiz

Summary

Podcast Title: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Episode: Black Culture Quiz
Release Date: June 27, 2025
Host: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk Channel (Hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly)

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Introduction

In celebration of Juneteenth, The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dedicated their June 27, 2025 episode to a special segment titled the Black Culture Quiz. This episode featured a lively competition aimed at testing the hosts' knowledge of Black culture, history, and contemporary references, with the humorous moderator, Black Lou, overseeing the proceedings.

Overview of the Black Culture Quiz

Black Lou, the quizmaster, introduced the game with festive enthusiasm, outlining that there would be 14 questions divided into three rounds. The goal was to determine who among the hosts would earn an invitation to Black Lou's Juneteenth cookout. The quiz was designed to be both educational and entertaining, with each round increasing in difficulty and point value:

• Round One: 1 point per question
• Round Two: 2 points per question
• Round Three: 3 points per question

Round One: General Black Culture Questions

The first round focused on fundamental aspects of Black history and culture. The questions ranged from notable historical figures to significant cultural movements:

1. "What boxer floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee?"

   • Jay correctly answered Muhammad Ali.

     [02:45] Robert Kelly: "I forgot the thing."

2. "What was the name of the network that helped enslaved people escape to freedom?"

   • Robert Kelly correctly answered Underground Railroad.

     [03:24] Robert Kelly: "Underground Railroad."

3. "Which black inventor improved the functionality of the traffic light and gas mask in the early 20th century?"

   • Initially, both hosts struggled, with Big Jay mistakenly naming George Washington Carver. The correct answer revealed was Garrett Morgan.

     [04:05] Black Lou: "The answer is Garrett Morgan."

4. "Who was the first black woman to win an Academy Award for Best Actress and for what film?"

   • Robert Kelly erroneously answered Oprah Winfrey, while the correct response was Halle Berry for "Monster’s Ball".

     [04:40] Robert Kelly: "Oprah Winfrey."

5. "What cultural movement of the 1920s and 30s, celebrated black art, literature, and music and was centered in New York City?"

   • Both hosts initially missed, with the correct answer being the Harlem Renaissance.

     [05:55] Black Lou: "Harlem Renaissance."

At the end of Round One, Big Jay led with two points to Robert Kelly's one.

Round Two: Culture-Centric Questions

This round delved deeper into colloquial phrases and cultural nuances unique to Black communities:

1. "White people say, 'Hey, you've got me feeling down.' Black people say what?"

   • Big Jay answered "You got me up," earning the correct response.

     [07:43] Big Jay Oakerson: "You got me up."

2. "Only black people think 'blank' is a smell."

   • The intended answer was "Outside," referring to the phrase "you smell like outside," common in Black households. However, both hosts provided incorrect guesses initially.

     [08:27] Robert Kelly: "Pussy."

3. "White people say, 'It's crowded in here.' Black people say..."

   • The correct translation was "Everybody and their mother in this," highlighting a more expressive way of stating overcrowding.

     [10:04] Robert Kelly: "Everybody and their mother in this."

Complex questions like "When a black person leans back and says, YBTM, they're basically calling you soft. What does YBTM mean?" led to humorous and spirited exchanges, with Robert Kelly eventually deciphering it as "You better than me," winning the round for him.

By the end of Round Two, the score was tightly held with Jay leading six points to Robert Kelly's one.

Round Three: Specialized Cultural Questions

The final and most challenging round required the hosts to interpret rap lyrics and delve into deeper cultural references:

1. "Translate the rap lyric 'I turned a penny into a motherfucking Janet Jackson' from Lil Wayne's song 'Rich' into standard English."

   • Robert Kelly accurately explained it as "I turned nothing into something," demonstrating a grasp of metaphorical language in rap music, earning him three points.

     [17:04] Robert Kelly: "I turned nothing into something."

2. "Explain Tupac's lyric 'the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.'"

   • Robert Kelly interpreted it as "The darker the skin, the better the person," emphasizing the cultural pride encapsulated in the phrase.

     [23:30] Robert Kelly: "The darker the berry, the better the cherry."

As the quiz concluded, both hosts were tied at six points each, culminating in a friendly stalemate.

Host and Guest Interactions

Post-quiz, the episode shifted to lighthearted banter between Big Jay and Robert Kelly. They engaged in playful teasing about each other's cultural knowledge and humorous takes on contemporary celebrities like Will Smith and Billie Eilish. This segment underscored the show's trademark blend of humor and candid conversation, maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere for listeners.

[31:38] Robert Kelly: "You're a colonist."

[46:34] Robert Kelly: "This is black culture Bobby kid."

Conclusion

The Black Culture Quiz episode of The Bonfire successfully combined educational elements with comedic interactions, offering listeners both insights into Black culture and plenty of laughs. By celebrating Juneteenth through an interactive and humorous format, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly provided an engaging tribute that resonated with their audience, reinforcing the show's reputation for unfiltered honesty and spirited discussions.

Listeners are encouraged to tune in live every Monday through Thursday at 5 PM Eastern/2 PM Pacific exclusively on SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103, or subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ for early and ad-free access.

Transcript

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[Big J Okerson]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. Hello, this is James Earl Jones with a message from black heaven to teach you white devils about Juneteenth. It's a holiday that commemorates the end of slavery. And it's today. Now let's have some fun, shall we? This is the Bonfire Black Culture Quiz. Take it away, Black Lou.

[Black Lou]

Hello, my brothers, and welcome to Black Lou's Black Culture Quiz. In honor of Juneteenth, we have 14 questions in three short rounds to determine who's getting invited to Black Lou's Juneteenth cookout. You each have buzzers. Jay, can we hear yours, please? Excellent. And Bobby, can we hear yours as well?

[Robert Kelly]

Sorry, that's. I didn't know it was. I apologize.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Let's see the difference again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Go blacks. Run, Blacks.

[Robert Kelly]

Pull over.

[Black Lou]

All right, Christine, would you please help keep score in this game today?

[Big J Okerson]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Black Lou]

All right. Well, let's get started. Players, here's round one.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a lot of trust in the bit killer.

[Black Lou]

And this is one point per question in this game in honor of Juneteenth. You can steal. Alrighty.

[Big J Okerson]

I like that.

[Black Lou]

Question one again. One point per question. Question one. What boxer floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee?

[Robert Kelly]

I forgot the thing.

[Black Lou]

Jay answered first. Muhammad Ali is correct. That's one for Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, they only got to hear it.

[Robert Kelly]

My thing was down.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't push it, though.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it was down.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but even if it was down, you.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, you know you stole it.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't steal it. I got it. Oh, boy. Teething up.

[Black Lou]

Question 2.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby hates my knowledge of black culture.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't hate it. I just. I wasn't ready.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, okay.

[Black Lou]

What was the name of the network that helped enslaved people escape to freedom?

[Robert Kelly]

Underground Railroad.

[Black Lou]

Bobby is correct.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, that's a question.

[Big J Okerson]

I was gonna say BET when he said network. Bet. Help people escape slavery. They've been around that long. My, my, my.

[Black Lou]

Which black inventor improved the functionality of the traffic light and gas mask in the early 20th century? Big J first.

[Big J Okerson]

George Washington Carver.

[Black Lou]

George Washington Carver is incorrect.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, of course it is. That's the only black inventor right now, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Michael B. Jorgen Jordan.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, Jorgen.

[Robert Kelly]

Jorgen Jorgensen.

[Black Lou]

Michael B. Jorgen is Michael B. Jorgensen.

[Robert Kelly]

I knew it was Albert Einstein. Is he there?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no. Did I say George Washington Carver?

[Black Lou]

Yes, you did.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm out of black inventors.

[Black Lou]

The answer is Garrett Morgan.

[Robert Kelly]

Garrett?

[Black Lou]

Yes. He made a three position traffic signal.

[Big J Okerson]

Garrett Morgan. He was great on snl.

[Robert Kelly]

Garrett Old Morgie.

[Black Lou]

All right, next question. Who was the first black woman to win an Academy Award for best actress and for what film?

[Robert Kelly]

Oprah Winfrey. And for the Color Purple.

[Black Lou]

That is incorrect. I apologize.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn it. I thought. Don't give me hope, Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Would you like to steal Halle Berry Monsters Ball? Wow.

[Black Lou]

Yes, that is correct.

[Robert Kelly]

You sure? Black blue. Are you sure?

[Black Lou]

And that was in 2002.

[Big J Okerson]

She gonna make me feel good.

[Black Lou]

Yes, make me feel good.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what? I remember that. Not the sex part. The little fat kid that hid chocolate in his pillow. That's what I related to in that movie.

[Big J Okerson]

He was. Her mother was feeling good.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you hit chocolate in your fat.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me get. Let me feel good.

[Black Lou]

All right, I believe this is the last question in round one. What cultural movement of the 1920s and 30s, celebrated black art, literature and music and was centered in New York City?

[Robert Kelly]

Can I hear that question again?

[Black Lou]

Absolutely. What cultural movement of the 1920s and 30s, celebrated black art, literature and music centered in New York City?

[Big J Okerson]

PD's free call PD street offs.

[Black Lou]

PD. Sorry, that's incorrect. Oh, yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Bobby Chitlin Circuit.

[Black Lou]

Oh, no, I apologize. That's wrong. It was the Harlem Renaissance.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember that.

[Black Lou]

Yes, the Harlem Renaissance.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember that.

[Black Lou]

All right.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I was told to stay out of the city that day. I said parking was a nightmare.

[Black Lou]

All right, Christine, as before we go to round two, may I have a score check, please?

[Big J Okerson]

Jay in the lead with two. Bobby has one.

[Black Lou]

All right, Jay with two, Bobby with one.

[Big J Okerson]

Still tight.

[Robert Kelly]

It is tight.

[Big J Okerson]

Still tight.

[Black Lou]

Now, this next round. Are our culture cultured Questions. All right, there's two points per correct answer. Are you guys ready real quick?

[Robert Kelly]

Are we getting Chick Fil a for lunch?

[Black Lou]

I believe we are.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, we are, which is fantastic. Juneteenth, get ready. White people say.

[Big J Okerson]

In fact, can I say something? It's Juneteenth. Me and Bobby get Chick Fil a every week at this point now, and we go with grilled chicken. But for Juneteenth today, lettuce wrapped fried chicken.

[Black Lou]

Let's get it. Let's get it, everybody.

[Robert Kelly]

Fried chicken.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Christine, do they have any sort of watermelon situation over at Chick Fil a? Do they have it there?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm not sure. I'll take a look at the menu.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay. If they are. If they don't have it, tell them they're racist and let them know it's Juneteenth and really carrying it up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, but I would like a grape soda.

[Big J Okerson]

If they have it.

[Robert Kelly]

If they think they do, they might know your demographic.

[Black Lou]

All right, fellas.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Black Lou]

Now for round two, we're gonna have a few questions. Focus. Focus mainly on black culture as a whole. Ready?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

White people say, hey, you've got me feeling down. But black people say what? Basically translate it.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you got me feeling down. You got me up.

[Black Lou]

You got me up. That's 100% correct.

[Christine]

Damn.

[Black Lou]

Damn.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay doesn't watch baddies.

[Black Lou]

Ready? Only black people.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you making sure your buzzer works? You want to make sure it works? Got me fucked up.

[Black Lou]

Only black people think blank is a smell.

[Robert Kelly]

Bobby, you say it again.

[Black Lou]

Only black.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

What? What? Only what?

[Big J Okerson]

Go ahead.

[Black Lou]

Only black people think blank is a smell.

[Robert Kelly]

Pussy.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. J for the steel.

[Big J Okerson]

Ass booty.

[Black Lou]

Incorrect. Only black people think outside is a smell. You're playing with your friends, you come inside, and your mom goes, boy, you smell like outside.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn. That is true.

[Big J Okerson]

Damn it.

[Robert Kelly]

White people don't do that.

[Big J Okerson]

My black grandmother died when I was young.

[Black Lou]

All right, here's the next question. In the culture round, white people say, it's crowded in here. And get ready to write these down, these letters down. Black people say.

[Big J Okerson]

Write something down.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you have to write something down?

[Black Lou]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, wait. Start over again.

[Black Lou]

White people say, it's crowded in here. Black people say, E, A, T, M, I, T, B.

[Big J Okerson]

And it's too many people in here is what you're saying first?

[Black Lou]

Yes. The black version of white.

[Robert Kelly]

When white people say, A, I, T.

[Black Lou]

B, E, A, T, M, I, T.

[Christine]

B, M, I, T, B, it's up on the screen.

[Big J Okerson]

I got. I got. I got it. Hang on. I'm gonna work this out. Let's play a little music. Let's see a little fun music going in here. It's a.

[Black Lou]

It's crowded in here.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Fuck. I got the end of it. I got the last three letters. It's too crowded here. Hit B.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody at the motherfucking it be balling.

[Black Lou]

Two words that's incorrect.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll go for the steel. I won't take too long. I'll go for the steel.

[Robert Kelly]

But I'm trying to think good at these.

[Big J Okerson]

Something, something, something too much in this. Everyone's all. Everyone's all. Everyone's all too much in this.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry. That's very close, but incorrect. Correct answer is after. White people say it's crowded in here. Black people say everybody and they mother in this.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody and their mother in this. Absolutely does. It is real. That's a real one.

[Christine]

It's not only entertaining, it's educational.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Now can we use.

[Christine]

I didn't know any of these things.

[Robert Kelly]

Like, next time we're at a club or something. Can we use that?

[Black Lou]

You absolutely should. All right.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody in the mother in this bitch.

[Black Lou]

When a black person does this hold a heat a hotta.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold up.

[Black Lou]

What just happened?

[Robert Kelly]

Bobby, the chicken was hot.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn.

[Black Lou]

Want me to read it again?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

When a black person does this. Hold up. He had a hold up. What just happened?

[Big J Okerson]

Something with diabetes. Diabetes. What is diabetes?

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. That's when a black person catches the Holy Ghost, but just for a second.

[Big J Okerson]

Holy Ghost, Lord.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It is when they pick up something hot, too.

[Big J Okerson]

It is true. I would have accepted a hot wing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Next question. It's been over. White people. It's been over a month since we've seen them black people. IAS h I m. I s h I m. Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

And what is this, too? Now Give me the setup.

[Black Lou]

White folks. It's been over a month since we've seen them black folks.

[Big J Okerson]

I a s h. I ain't seen him in a minute.

[Black Lou]

100. Correct. Jay's got that one, baby.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Black Lou]

Damn, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

P. Diddy managed him for two years. I mean, it's not three years stuff. I mean, there is a. You know, there's a curve.

[Big J Okerson]

No sphere there, though.

[Black Lou]

All right.

[Christine]

You know blacks.

[Black Lou]

You do.

[Big J Okerson]

I know blacks.

[Christine]

Yes, you do.

[Robert Kelly]

We can tell by your outfit you love these pants. I do. I love them so much, I could never wear them.

[Black Lou]

A bunch of people just took off Running as a black. What's the first question you're asking? That was great. Let's do it again. Let's do it again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

A bunch of people just took off running as a black person. What's the first question you're asking?

[Robert Kelly]

What I do?

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, what's the first.

[Robert Kelly]

Ready? Here it is.

[Big J Okerson]

Ready?

[Black Lou]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

First question you're asking as a black person. The first question you're asking. Ah.

[Big J Okerson]

Question mark.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Bunch of people start running.

[Black Lou]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Black people say, what.

[Black Lou]

What. What questions are they asking?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, question. It's people running from or to something.

[Black Lou]

They're just running.

[Big J Okerson]

They're just running.

[Black Lou]

You're at an event.

[Big J Okerson]

5.

[Black Lou]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that was a good.

[Big J Okerson]

That's good.

[Robert Kelly]

That was good.

[Christine]

Good effort.

[Black Lou]

When someone starts running, you just run and then you ask questions. When you get to your destination safely. Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

You run also.

[Black Lou]

Absolutely run.

[Big J Okerson]

A little bit of a trick.

[Black Lou]

We're coming to the last question of our culture section. When a black person leans back and says, ybtm, they're basically calling you soft. What does YBTM mean?

[Big J Okerson]

Wait, say. Now give the setup again.

[Black Lou]

When a black person leans back and says, ybtm, they're basically calling you soft.

[Robert Kelly]

You be tripping, motherfucker.

[Black Lou]

That's very close, but I'm sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

He's a bitch to me.

[Black Lou]

Also incorrect.

[Big J Okerson]

Damn, we keep going.

[Black Lou]

You better than me.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I didn't know that. Deep. That's a deep cut.

[Big J Okerson]

You better than me.

[Robert Kelly]

You better than me.

[Big J Okerson]

You're soft.

[Black Lou]

Yes. Like if someone steps on DJ Lou's shoes and we're all out and DJ Lou doesn't do anything about it, I would say, hey, you better than me.

[Robert Kelly]

Respectfully. Respectfully, Black Lou, did you have to ask a black friend for that one?

[Black Lou]

Absolutely not.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Black Lou]

All right, Christina, we've reached the end of our round. Would you mind giving Tyrone I need a hard one?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. We have Jay with six points and Bobby with one. Oh, my, oh, my. And oh, my. The way you say it. Can you please, as a. A point counter, can you have a little evenness with.

[Big J Okerson]

When you read the piece, boy, she was. You'd say, oh, my. But a black person would say, a h, N. What's that? Come on. Ah, N. Yeah, A h, you say.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm not saying that.

[Big J Okerson]

You say, oh, no. Black person says, ohn.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'm not saying that.

[Black Lou]

Can I ring in?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Black Lou]

Oh, hell no.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, hell no.

[Black Lou]

Oh, hell no.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby, the Word N doesn't always stand for.

[Robert Kelly]

I would have got that one wrong.

[Big J Okerson]

Hnic. That works there. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, geez.

[Black Lou]

All right, guys.

[Robert Kelly]

Very nervous around the. The N acronym.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you think NBC stands for? Cnn?

[Robert Kelly]

No. And becoming.

[Black Lou]

All right, this is round three, where questions are going to be worth three points. And remember, you can steal real quick.

[Robert Kelly]

Real quick. What's the score again? Jay has six.

[Big J Okerson]

You have one.

[Robert Kelly]

Thanks. Just checking.

[Christine]

Yes, you can pull ahead.

[Black Lou]

You could.

[Big J Okerson]

Easy.

[Black Lou]

Ready?

[Big J Okerson]

Two right answers.

[Black Lou]

This is round three, where the questions are worth three points each. Please translate or explain the following rap lyrics to standard English as best you can. In the song Rich, as rapper Lil Wayne raps, I turned a penny into a motherfucking Janet Jackson. Please explain the lyric as best you can. Bobby did beat you on that one. Go ahead, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

I turned a penny into a Janet Jackson. It means he turned nothing into something.

[Black Lou]

That's correct.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on. No, I don't think you get the reference.

[Black Lou]

Can I. Can I read what I have here?

[Christine]

Why.

[Big J Okerson]

There'S reference there that he's not. He's not getting. It's the whole reference.

[Robert Kelly]

Major part of it.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the whole reference that Bobby's not seeing.

[Christine]

Well, Bobby, can you as a white man.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm seeing it.

[Christine]

Can you give the reference?

[Black Lou]

Yeah, yeah. What's the reference?

[Robert Kelly]

What are you talking about?

[Christine]

If you read it again.

[Black Lou]

Read it again.

[Robert Kelly]

I think the cops are here.

[Black Lou]

In the song Rich, as he doesn't.

[Big J Okerson]

Know, why are we using.

[Christine]

I bet he does know this.

[Robert Kelly]

I do know, but he already answered.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, why are we getting a second chance? Is the same answer.

[Robert Kelly]

I got the answer right. I got the intent right.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not the right answer.

[Robert Kelly]

I did.

[Black Lou]

It's not fully the correct answer, but it's right. You did have some intent there.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Jacob, you're the judge.

[Christine]

I'm only giving him an opportunity because.

[Robert Kelly]

The white man giving opportunities.

[Christine]

Reference to it.

[Big J Okerson]

He said, explain the lyric as best you can. The thing. It's all about the reference.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. You took a penny and made it into a Janet Jackson. Read the reference.

[Big J Okerson]

He doesn't get it.

[Robert Kelly]

Read it again. Read it again.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

Read it again.

[Big J Okerson]

In the song I took a painting. Turn to Janet Jackson.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

In the song rich, as.

[Big J Okerson]

You give him.

[Christine]

I really haven't answered.

[Robert Kelly]

I took a penny. What he's saying is, man, I took. I took nothing and made it.

[Big J Okerson]

How much do we have to hear this before he realized he doesn't know the reference?

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I took a penny and made it into A Janet Jackson. Millions. Millions. I swear to God.

[Christine]

We do need to give Jay the opportunity.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on now.

[Robert Kelly]

Go ahead. What is it?

[Black Lou]

Jay, please.

[Big J Okerson]

Penny was. Her character. Was Janet Jackson's character on Good Times. So he is saying making something. Enough. But he's saying take a penny and turn. It's the dual reference of Penny from Good Times.

[Robert Kelly]

It was nothing and made it into something.

[Big J Okerson]

Balderdash. Balderdash.

[Black Lou]

Translation I have here.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Is Janet Jackson played the character of Penny Gordon woods in the show Good Times.

[Robert Kelly]

I know that he was this little baby sister.

[Christine]

That's why I thought she wasn't a sister. Get it?

[Big J Okerson]

And baby sister.

[Black Lou]

And with this bar, Wayne is saying that he can turn a low value object into something not a no value object. A low value object like a penny.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you said it was no value. I said you thought a young black woman had no value.

[Robert Kelly]

That's not true.

[Big J Okerson]

Whoa. I'm over here.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I understood what he meant. Basically. Look at you. Can't hold me. This isn't black people playing black history. This is white dudes playing black history. And a white Good times was for.

[Big J Okerson]

White people to get a peek in the black culture.

[Robert Kelly]

And I did.

[Big J Okerson]

Not getting hustled. Not getting hustled. Keeping your head above water. Making a wave when you can't. Temporary layoffs. Good times.

[Robert Kelly]

Good time.

[Big J Okerson]

Scratching and surviving.

[Robert Kelly]

Good times. Good times.

[Big J Okerson]

Ain't we lucky we got them.

[Robert Kelly]

Good times. How about you guys each get three points for that? Absolutely. First of all, can I just plead my case? Can I plead my case? I gave. I gave. What it is now. Now, as all you four judges.

[Big J Okerson]

My batteries flew away.

[Robert Kelly]

Now you got to pick them up. You little baby.

[Christine]

I understand.

[Robert Kelly]

I said what the reference means. You took something. Nothing. And made it into something. You took little Penny and you made her into Janet Jackson. You took this little tiny kid actor that would play a little part on the thing for a couple seasons, and you made into the.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby, I appreciate you killing as much time as possible. We get the fried chicken break.

[Robert Kelly]

It's called vamping. Listen, Jacob.

[Christine]

Judge, I'm giving that to Jay because I feel like anyone would have gotten the. The.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you wanted the actual. You wanted the penny that she played. Penny and the thing.

[Christine]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

I thought you wanted what they. That was the question.

[Black Lou]

Is there any way. Judge Jacob. I mean, this game is pretty much over. If we can.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what? How many more questions are there?

[Christine]

The meat of it was good time.

[Big J Okerson]

One more question.

[Black Lou]

We could give Jay three.

[Big J Okerson]

Give him five points. No, give Bobby Five points.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I don't want that.

[Big J Okerson]

I want five points from this. We're tied right now going into one more question.

[Robert Kelly]

I do not want what.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't be tied. Going in one more question.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I don't want you fearing me right now.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you got it, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I don't want it. I don't want.

[Big J Okerson]

You knew the whole Penny reference. You got it. Good.

[Black Lou]

So for this next one, just to clarify, let's make sure we do. It's a. There's a double meaning. All right, so we'll just explain. Ready?

[Big J Okerson]

Wait, wait. Where are we at? Ti 66. Bobby got five points for that for knowing every reference. He said I get zero points for that.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay. No, you're a baby Jay. Just take the points.

[Big J Okerson]

It's tied. It comes down to this.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, I'll take it. You're in the sphere.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you want to try answering this one first?

[Robert Kelly]

You don't need it.

[Big J Okerson]

I can just let you try first.

[Robert Kelly]

Do not. Don't do your little j. I'll give you this. No, I don't need. I don't need your help.

[Big J Okerson]

You just needed five points, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't need it.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't understand.

[Robert Kelly]

You gave it.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't know that penny. You still think Penny's a sister?

[Robert Kelly]

Can you ask the question again real quick?

[Black Lou]

Sure ain't.

[Robert Kelly]

What was the question?

[Black Lou]

We got him in the song Rich As.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Rapper Lil Wayne raps. I turned a penny into a Janet Jackson.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Black Lou]

Explain the lyric.

[Robert Kelly]

Right, Explain the lyric. Took something into nothing, you made nothing into something.

[Big J Okerson]

Five points. You got it, dude.

[Black Lou]

Six to six. All right, again, this last question. Three points the winner. I guess who gets it right is. The person who gets it right is the winner.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, it just always kind of ends up becoming that. Max gets a chance to say the N word in school.

[Robert Kelly]

That's nuts.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby gives. Bobby gives Max all of his N word. Pass.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. I do not. Found it in the room and I had to throw it away.

[Big J Okerson]

He goes, get out there and show the world what's up.

[Robert Kelly]

I had two of them, by the way.

[Big J Okerson]

And you said if one of these black has a problem with it, you slap him in the face with your past.

[Robert Kelly]

Crazy. Don't say that.

[Big J Okerson]

He did.

[Robert Kelly]

He never did.

[Big J Okerson]

They went to the. To the marches.

[Robert Kelly]

What march?

[Big J Okerson]

The anti immigration marches. Where were those in. Where you live? Up in the mountains.

[Robert Kelly]

Go ahead.

[Black Lou]

Tupac's song keep your head up says the phrase, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Please explain.

[Robert Kelly]

The black of the person Sweeter the juice, the better the person. It's not the black of the. The black of the woman, the sweeter the juice. Pussy. She's darker. If she's from the motherland. If she's from Africa, it's. It's better if she's like a. If she's from the motherland, it's way better.

[Big J Okerson]

Phrase as a question though.

[Robert Kelly]

What? I can't, I can't. I. I don't, I didn't, like, I didn't come up in the black circuit like Jay.

[Black Lou]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

So I can't articulate like that. I'm doing it like from, from the box. I'm trying to. The only way I can do it is my way, the Boston way, which is. Dude, really? Black chicks are better.

[Black Lou]

I mean, that's. Yes. And DJ Lou's looking at me. Correct? That's absolutely.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. He said black juice.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

That means Bobby's the winner. Let me just explain. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice is an old African American saying, right? That denotes both the yield of sweetness from fruit and the type of loving you can expect from a dark skinned black woman.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody. The darker the cherry, the better the cherry.

[Big J Okerson]

That's about pussy juice.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. The darker the cherry, that. My grandfather said it all the time.

[Big J Okerson]

What a whirlwind victory. Woo.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll take it. I'll take it. Because I'm not in the sphere like you.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's okay. You need this win.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you. God bless you, man. God bless you people.

[Black Lou]

Bobby, I hope to see you Thursday at the Juneteenth cookout. I'm still pretty sure this is how.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby does not fully know who Penny is on Good Time.

[Robert Kelly]

I do know Pennies is Janet Jackson.

[Big J Okerson]

You said little sister.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she was the little sister, Janet Jackson. She was adopted by the family. She lived next to door. And her father was abusive.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

And her mom. And then she wound up living with them. With, with what's her name? The Elman. Yeah. Mother, father, they brought her in. Father died.

[Big J Okerson]

She went. She lived with Walona, I believe.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Walona. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Penny. Little Penny. She was gorgeous. Little cute kid.

[Big J Okerson]

Man, this wind does not feel good for you. I know you don't feel whole in this.

[Robert Kelly]

Ready? Technically, I got the win. And I'll take it technically, because when you take a penny and you make it into a Janet Jackson, the. The actual. The what it is, the essence of it. I got.

[Big J Okerson]

You understand the science.

[Robert Kelly]

I understand the science of it. And that's what now when, when you hear that song As a black person, white person, brown person, yellow person, you're like, oh, I get it. He took something that was nothing and made it into something. That's what you did. So I interpreted that. Did I say, oh, it was Penny from her? And this. Did I do what sphere boy did? No, but I knew it. And. And then the last thing, he didn't even understand what it was. Doesn't know what the sweet.

[Big J Okerson]

What were the two catchphrases from Good Times that are memorable?

[Robert Kelly]

Kid Dynamite.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, he just said dynamite.

[Robert Kelly]

Dynamite.

[Big J Okerson]

And then what was the other dynamite?

[Robert Kelly]

The other one then was jj. No, the other one was.

[Big J Okerson]

No one said that on tv.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, sorry. The other one was.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, man, we have it, Lou. I know. We got it as a drop.

[Robert Kelly]

What is it?

[Big J Okerson]

Damn, damn, damn.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that was the mom.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

She didn't say that old. It wasn't a cat.

[Big J Okerson]

You know a lot about black culture. It was a catchphrase. Of course.

[Robert Kelly]

The main phrase.

[Big J Okerson]

That was his catchphrase.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but there wasn't two phrases.

[Big J Okerson]

Damn, damn, damn.

[Robert Kelly]

She said that when James died one time, not a cat.

[Big J Okerson]

This guy's all of a sudden.

[Robert Kelly]

Not catchphrase is something that's said over and over and over again.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And I know what catchphrases are.

[Christine]

That's why John Amos left, because it. Because he thought it was a good chase. Like, this is becoming all about this catchphrase.

[Robert Kelly]

She said. She said damn, damn, damn. Twice.

[Big J Okerson]

What was the other time when he.

[Robert Kelly]

Left because of that?

[Big J Okerson]

What was the first time when he died? All right, actually.

[Black Lou]

Damn, damn, damn, damn.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, Bobby, is that cat?

[Robert Kelly]

It feels fantastic. I'll take it. I. I don't win.

[Big J Okerson]

Dude, you should have to win a dashiki you have to wear today.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll wear a dashiki. Can I wear a dashiki? Is that. Is that a cultural appropriation? Do it. Oh, you got one. You have an extra one.

[Big J Okerson]

I think you should do it. You should get some Rachel do all cornrows wig. Put on your hair.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you have any red cornrows?

[Big J Okerson]

I really want you to June teeth it up this year real quick.

[Black Lou]

If I. I asked the guys this before, and they didn't know if I said, finish the phrase, my name is Bennett. What would you say your name is?

[Big J Okerson]

Kunta Kinte.

[Robert Kelly]

James Bennett.

[Black Lou]

Okay. Just wanted to make sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Who is it?

[Black Lou]

It's. It's someone, like, having an argument, and they're telling you the argument.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

You're like, hey, hey, I'm not involved, which is basically, my name's Bennett and I ain't in it. People have said that to me my whole life. And no one else knows it.

[Big J Okerson]

You know, we gotta take a quick break. Pay bills. I mean, we have no reads, but I guess they still play commercials here. It's the bonfire.

[Robert Kelly]

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[Black Lou]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Black Lou]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

You some something in return for karma. That's okay.

[Advertiser]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Black Lou]

I'm good.

[Robert Kelly]

Seriously.

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[Robert Kelly]

Really, I'm fine.

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Black Lou]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

You're a colonist.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't answer one. I didn't answer one question with a question.

[Robert Kelly]

I did. I want it all.

[Big J Okerson]

Jeopardy Works, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Whatever. We're back. I love black culture. I really do. They have so much cooler than us.

[Big J Okerson]

Jump over your own leg.

[Robert Kelly]

Huh?

[Big J Okerson]

Jump over your own leg like kid and play. If you love black culture.

[Robert Kelly]

That's not black culture.

[Big J Okerson]

What? Excuse me.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you see Will Smith's new song?

[Big J Okerson]

I got 100 of my black Culture from House Party. Yeah. What? Newt. Will Smith's new song. What, the freestyle he does or the actual song?

[Robert Kelly]

I think he's got a new video out.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I saw a video.

[Big J Okerson]

Is he going horde?

[Robert Kelly]

No, he's going. He's going goofy.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's silly again.

[Robert Kelly]

He's trying to make a comeback.

[Big J Okerson]

I feel bad because he has it to make a lot of songs with the lyrics. Like, nobody's gonna make a rap song with the lyrics having to do with International Alien Police.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Talking to a guy with big old mouth, crazy eyes, and his hands are claws and he flies.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I gotta slide back over.

[Robert Kelly]

Luke. Good job, Lou.

[Big J Okerson]

Great job.

[Robert Kelly]

Great job, Lou. Good question. Good questions. I know you feel like you've won.

[Black Lou]

That, but you did.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you want it. Look, I answered seven Questions a year too. But that's not what matters at the end of the day. That's not what matters at the end of the day.

[Robert Kelly]

You answered three questions.

[Big J Okerson]

No. In the court of public opinion, you're the winner.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay loves giving people stuff, so he has it over them. Yeah, you'll bring that up during the summer. I'll be in the pool at your house.

[Big J Okerson]

You'll be like two N word passes. You're sitting on two N word passes.

[Robert Kelly]

Remember the time you won that competition.

[Big J Okerson]

I keep not listening to this. I'mma post your dick if you pose. Make one phone call. You in Vogue? Head, shoulders, knees, toes. Hold up. Wait.

[Robert Kelly]

Pose. I'm about to do some investing.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll spend it on you and your bestie.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, she's rhyming.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't mind this. I mean, I don't. I would never seek it out, but.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I like pretty girls. No, you don't. You're married, you idiot.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you can still like them.

[Robert Kelly]

You're not getting. He's not.

[Big J Okerson]

I love bald headed.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, all these girls are middle aged too.

[Big J Okerson]

I love women that tell a man what's up.

[Robert Kelly]

All these girls have to wear those little shawls around their fat asses and their cellulite legs.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think this is bad.

[Robert Kelly]

It's terrible. It's nice to know a 60 year old man still.

[Big J Okerson]

It is. Yeah, no doubt. He is. He is, I mean, light years more talented at music than his son. His son's maybe one of the worst. He's talentless, that kid.

[Robert Kelly]

He's a fashion guy now, right? Doesn't he just show up with weird purses?

[Big J Okerson]

Because he's just willing to be like. Well, he's willing to like, you know, dress like a girl. So they put him in there. Will Smith hates it. By the way.

[Robert Kelly]

This video stinks too.

[Christine]

After Earth Hassan.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He said he was a terrible Karate kid. Yeah, he was such a bad Karate Kid. They got rid of his Daniel son and just put Ralph Macchio back in. He's put Ralph Macchio back in with. With the new Mr. Miyagi. With the new Jackie Chan.

[Robert Kelly]

Jackie Chan and an Asian kid.

[Big J Okerson]

Crazy. They just act like that movie didn't happen. But he still. But they still. To keep Jackie Chan involved.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to say that you like this because you're in the sphere.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Is he in the sphere?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't talk about Will Smith in the sphere.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay?

[Big J Okerson]

What do you mean?

[Robert Kelly]

So he might be in the sphere.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll tell you he's not in the sphere. This little freaky weirdo. God damn, dude. Someone's like a fucking turd with gold in it. Looks like someone ate gold and shit it out. This kid is unlikable to the umpteenth power.

[Robert Kelly]

So weird.

[Christine]

Hey, nerd.

[Big J Okerson]

And isn't the song he just keeps going? Icon. Icon. Icon. Icon.

[Robert Kelly]

Just did it.

[Big J Okerson]

Nylon cup of five minutes. Whoa.

[Robert Kelly]

We are too hot in the business.

[Big J Okerson]

About to make a movie.

[Robert Kelly]

Independent. Need new trucks.

[Christine]

Independent.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Such garbage. I like that car though. Does that make me old? I'm looking at the car. Is that. Is that a three row TV Tesla?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't mind his dance moves either, but it's just he's so hateable.

[Robert Kelly]

Why is he so angry?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. Because he's a gazillionaire and the daughter can sing.

[Robert Kelly]

She can't.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, she can.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't realize there was a song that I didn't know was love that. Jay just says no. Out of the gate he goes, no.

[Big J Okerson]

Why have we not turned? Except for that one song. Her as a kid.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me hear.

[Big J Okerson]

I whip my hair back and forth. No. By the way, the son got the same haircut as the mom. Why is everyone in this family dressed like a chick? What? Why is every boy in this family like a militant lady?

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't it funny? Because all. Isn't one of the kids trans? Which one went trans?

[Big J Okerson]

This one.

[Robert Kelly]

He's trans.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. Probably transitioning to something.

[Advertiser]

He just wears dresses.

[Robert Kelly]

That's true.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no, he's not trans. He just wears dresses.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that Tran? That's not.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's fine.

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's. That's fine.

[Big J Okerson]

That's different.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Society's okay with that.

[Robert Kelly]

Didn't they do a big thing on all the Hollywood people who have trans kids now? Like there's like a ton of them.

[Big J Okerson]

Is this Willow Smith? Oh, so she's doing her. Remember her mom tried to do heavy metal music and that sucked ass. Jada Pinkett Smith tried to do metal.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Terrible. Let's see. Christine. You love this girl so much, why don't you marry her?

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't know it was her.

[Big J Okerson]

Machine Gun Kelly.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me hear it. Better than the other thing they would.

[Big J Okerson]

Drove me nuts again last night. The show we were watching. The show you. That we were watching?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

About the stalker guy in the same episode. Two times. And they say they tell you like I have closed captions on like an Old man. They tell you the song it's playing and Olivia, Rodrigo and What's her name? Billie Eilish. Both had a song in that final two episodes. And I mean, I don't know why they're faint. They're just going. But their lyrics are also. They do that, but they're very aggressive what they're saying. You know what I mean? So it's like, you can't be. You're a piece of. And then one of them was like, the lyrics are. And also the lyrics are too modern, if it makes sense for what they're saying. It's like, yeah, there's a song that says, you talk shit about me on the Internet. But it's like her whis. It's so awful.

[Robert Kelly]

I wrote that.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. I know you did. I know you're a ghostwriter. I know you're Billy Eilish's guy.

[Robert Kelly]

I am. I don't want to tell people that.

[Big J Okerson]

I never meant to be so cold.

[Robert Kelly]

That girl right there can sing. She's all right. That's not bad.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, she can sing pretty good.

[Robert Kelly]

That's not bad. I think Christine, you're right.

[Big J Okerson]

She's no Olivia Rodrigo or Bobby Booby.

[Christine]

Video of Olivia Rodrigo being brought out on stage with Billy Joel. And he just watches her. And her voice just is terrible because she actually has to sing, is her voice.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know if her voice is terrible. I think Billie Eilish has like a good voice too. I think they just choose to do this music where they just whisper only.

[Christine]

In this particular clip. It's bad. Billie Eilish, you can't carry a tune in that.

[Big J Okerson]

Billie Eilish did it right. She got everybody involved in those big ass titties. And then she was like lesbo.

[Robert Kelly]

Like, ah, bummed me out. We'll never see them.

[Big J Okerson]

And now she just dresses like a boy again. She just went back to that.

[Robert Kelly]

How old is she?

[Big J Okerson]

She, like slotted it out there for a minute.

[Robert Kelly]

She just did one Vogue shoot, I.

[Big J Okerson]

Think, where she was like, no, no, she got like. She became that for a minute where she was wearing, like, sexier. And then she went right back. Now she's right back to the big baggy and just like full blown lesbian.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. When she was younger, she was like, look, I'm this young, please don't look at my body.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

She wore all.

[Big J Okerson]

Then she got a body. Then she was like, hey, take a look at these big old crazy tit haze God gave me. And then. And then she was like, oh, I like muff. And then got out of the whole thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. I mean, they are Big.

[Big J Okerson]

She's got monster can. But she's also porking up herself in the anyway, which is good. Again, you can get chubby from being not chubby as a girl in music. If at the end of that chubby rainbow, you go, oh, and I'm in the pussy exclusively. Oh, you fat brave bitch.

[Robert Kelly]

You fat brave.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you big fat brave.

[Robert Kelly]

You see, Jewel put a thirst trap up of her in a bikini. And she's like. Like, oh, God. And then the next photo is a closer. A closer shot of her in the bikini. Then the next one was her mouth and the next one was just her up tooth, but she put it up so you, like, swollen, like, I'm gonna see what titties. It's just her up tooth. You're like, ah, God damn it. Julie has a sense of humor.

[Big J Okerson]

Thirst trap. Yeah. Look at Billie Eilish. Don't give a anymore. See, I'm fat as all hell. My stink.

[Robert Kelly]

My brother's a weirdo.

[Big J Okerson]

Your smells bad if you use it too much.

[Robert Kelly]

Right? Watch this. Ready? Click it. She's got a crazy. But you're like, oh, wow, look at those. You're gonna. Then it close up again. And then. And then she's got that one up tooth she will not get rid of. I love it.

[Big J Okerson]

My snaggle is out here. Oh, so people thought she was gonna say about her puss?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it was great.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Jules. All right.

[Robert Kelly]

You know, she's related.

[Big J Okerson]

Did she get her titties reduced?

[Robert Kelly]

No, she just lost weight.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe she had a kid.

[Robert Kelly]

Her titties got a show.

[Big J Okerson]

Titties that who will save your soul Video. The first thing she came out with. Dude, I mean, she was all tit. I'm surprised she was able to keep a guitar in front of her body.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you know she'll be playing guitar like this?

[Robert Kelly]

You know, her family is right.

[Big J Okerson]

Eskimos. No, disgusting Eskimo people.

[Robert Kelly]

They're the Inuits. No, they're the Native Americans. No, they're not negative. They're white people, but they live in a lot. They're from Alaska. Yeah, they're that show. The.

[Big J Okerson]

What are the deadliest Catch.

[Robert Kelly]

No, not Deadliest Catch.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm out of ideas. I thought Jewel was so hot.

[Robert Kelly]

It's. What's her family? The kid, the Kittreds or some like that. They have a show they had a hit show on like Discovery Channel.

[Big J Okerson]

That's her gross family.

[Robert Kelly]

Her family. Our family. Family is building.

[Christine]

Living in Alaska.

[Robert Kelly]

Her family's been living out in Alaska in the wilderness for years.

[Christine]

I'M freezing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. What is it? Yeah, the Kilchers. Yeah, that's her father right there.

[Big J Okerson]

Ats.

[Robert Kelly]

Ats. Kiltler.

[Big J Okerson]

Kilcher.

[Robert Kelly]

Kilcher, yeah. And they lived in Kilker.

[Big J Okerson]

Is it. Is it pronounced like that?

[Robert Kelly]

Kilcher, I believe. Yeah. They just live up in the woods. She grew up there.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And then she took her fat tits over to America to make a star of herself.

[Robert Kelly]

She did it. I saw her live.

[Big J Okerson]

We saw her live, like, a couple years ago with me. DJ Lou is with us with Train.

[Robert Kelly]

Right. She's great.

[Big J Okerson]

We're training John Popper. She did kill it.

[Robert Kelly]

She killed. Her voice is, like, matured.

[Big J Okerson]

It's, like, better than it used.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's great. I like. But they're from yodeling.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Did she yodel?

[Big J Okerson]

So sort of.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she did. Yeah. She yodels at her concerts, Bruins, everything. Her family yodels. That's a thing they do up in the stupid last frontier.

[Big J Okerson]

Look at those. Look at those lungs to hold your yodels in. You hold a lot of yodel. A lot of yodel air in those things.

[Robert Kelly]

I saw her. I saw her when she did this. Unplugged. MTV Unplugged when this song was. Came out.

[Big J Okerson]

You're too involved.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, she was hot.

[Big J Okerson]

Too involved in Jewel. Dude, I like you.

[Robert Kelly]

Not as much as Kelly Clark, but.

[Big J Okerson]

Look at her impost.

[Robert Kelly]

Never fix that tooth. It seems like she grew into her tooth, though, doesn't it? Doesn't it seem like she.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, the rest of her body grew around the tooth.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it looks like she grew into that fang tooth. You can't see it. And then all of a sudden, you see it. You're like, oh, God, I'll never unsee it.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you never really see it. It's hidden in the shadows.

[Robert Kelly]

She learned to sing and hide it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Big old titties.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Poor girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Why?

[Big J Okerson]

Poured her heart and soul into her music. And I'm just sitting here listening to it, going, look at those fat tits, dude. I bet she has pale nips. Scoop a duper type of super. Damn, dude, you love Eskimo.

[Robert Kelly]

She's not Eskimo. She's a Kiltridge.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know, but I've been told that Eskimo is mighty cold. I think I learned that in the core. Hey, and Post, can you shorten that so my references. I'll tighten that up. Oh, Robert Kelly's gonna be in Emouse Pa Bobby. Fresh off of stealing a victory.

[Robert Kelly]

I did not. This is why you gave this is why you did it it.

[Big J Okerson]

Buddy, if you feel, if you feel fine having the only five point thing in the game.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what? Let's. Let's do this then. Let's just call it a draw.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no, no. You know, all black. Black. You're the black culture kid, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

I got, I got a lot. I. I was close.

[Big J Okerson]

You're the black culture king, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen, the black guy in the room, the only one was willing to give it to me. And then you, you, because you bullied him with your w. You as a colonist, tried to bully him out of it, make him feel guilty.

[Big J Okerson]

You try. You're the bully.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you're the bully. You're the white bully in the room. Hey, I knew what black people, what they were all about.

[Big J Okerson]

If you're the Empire Comedy club in Portland, Bobby's doing a whites only show July 25th.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's in Portland. It's in Maine. It's not my fault that it's going.

[Big J Okerson]

To be a whites only show July 25th and 26th.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, it is.

[Big J Okerson]

It just happens to be.

[Robert Kelly]

Happens to be Portland, Maine in the summer.

[Big J Okerson]

After that, Rochester, there's some blacks there. Tampa, all over the place. An emouse penny. I don't know what their quotient is. For tickets and all their tour dates go to punch up.live Robert Kelly and catch him every Tuesday at the Fat Black Pussycat at the Comedy Cellar.

[Robert Kelly]

Make sure you check out big jokers. And he's going to be at the Comedy zone in Charlotte July 11th and 12th. After that, he's going to be in Tacoma, Los Angeles, Sacramento. For all the tickets he's. Listen, He's a top five comic in the country. He's voted top five comic in the country.

[Big J Okerson]

Crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

By two of the top 300 comics.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes, that's pretty good.

[Robert Kelly]

Two of the weakest comics in the country said you are the top five.

[Big J Okerson]

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. But hey, listen, it's good to be on the list.

[Robert Kelly]

You are one of the funniest guys on the planet and one of the funniest guys doing stand up right now.

[Big J Okerson]

Shut your mouth.

[Robert Kelly]

I swear to God and I'll say that. No, you are.

[Big J Okerson]

You are.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you are.

[Big J Okerson]

Go to our youtubes and subscribe to.

[Robert Kelly]

The podcast bigj comedy.com and go to his punch up punchup live slash big jokers in. For some reason, he doesn't want to promote that, but that's where he needs you to go.

[Big J Okerson]

This is black culture Bobby kid. And play you didn't know it was kid and play though.

[Robert Kelly]

I did know it was kid in play.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Sure I did.

[Big J Okerson]

Which one's kid? Which one's play?

[Robert Kelly]

Kid.

[Big J Okerson]

Which one's kid?

[Robert Kelly]

Kid is the one with the hair. Play is the one with the. Not the hair.

[Big J Okerson]

They both have hair.

[Robert Kelly]

No, the.

[Big J Okerson]

They both have hair. You know, top.

[Robert Kelly]

The top. The big.

[Big J Okerson]

That's fine. Yeah. You can't even say high top. Fate is. There's nothing about black culture. Gu a sham catch. You guys enjoy the rest of your Juneteenth. Celebrating with Bobby's whiteness. Once again, the white man colonizes Juneteenth.

[Robert Kelly]

Have a great weekend, all my brothers and sisters. The dock of the grape. The bed of the juice.

[Big J Okerson]

There it is. That sounded worse. Soda. The orange or the soda? The more high fructose corn syrup. Vitamin water.

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