Brain Injury with T.J. Miller

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode Title: Brain Injury with T.J. Miller
Release Date: November 20, 2024
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly
Guest: T.J. Miller
Platform: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Introduction

In this episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly welcome comedian and actor T.J. Miller as their special guest. The conversation delves into T.J.'s recent experiences, including his battle with a brain injury, his ongoing tour, and his ventures into producing unique culinary products like hot sauce and peanut butter.

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Discussion on T.J. Miller’s Brain Injury

Timestamp: 12:25 - 14:04

T.J. Miller opens up about his recent diagnosis of an Arterial Venous Malformation (AVM), a rare condition characterized by abnormal tangles of blood vessels that disrupt blood flow and oxygen circulation.

• T.J. Miller [12:52]: “Arterial venous malformation is a rare abnormal tangle of blood vessels that disrupts blood flow and oxygen circulation. They’re in about 1 out of 100,000 people in the United States.”

He explains how the AVM hemorrhaged in his right frontal lobe while working on the film Yogi Bear 3D, leading to significant health challenges.

• T.J. Miller [12:30]: “While I was doing Yogi Bear 3D, it hemorrhaged and I started to go crazy.”

Big Jay humorously probes into whether the stress of working with 3D technology contributed to the hemorrhage, blending humor with genuine concern.

• Big Jay Oakerson [13:21]: “Was it because of the 3D? Was the 3D technology what made it burst?”

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T.J.’s Culinary Ventures: Hot Sauce and Peanut Butter

Timestamp: 03:18 - 06:06

The conversation shifts to T.J.'s entrepreneurial side, particularly his collaboration on developing hot sauce and peanut butter.

• Bobby Kelly [03:18]: “They gave me my little steak and my rice and beans, and I put that hot sauce on. Amazing. It was so good.”

T.J. elaborates on the quality and uniqueness of his products, mentioning that the hot sauce is exclusive to Amazon and emphasizing its quality.

• T.J. Miller [04:53]: “I can't get high on my own supply, so I don't keep any in my house. Because if I come home drunk or high, we can say that, right?”

Big Jay shares his own endorsement after sampling the hot sauce in the green room, jokingly reinforcing its appeal.

• Big Jay Oakerson [03:42]: “TJ’s hot sauce is actually fucking great.”

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Collaborative Projects and Upcoming Tours

Timestamp: 02:24 - 04:35

T.J. discusses his current projects, including the Crowd Sorcerer tour and an upcoming Christmas movie titled Evergreen.

• T.J. Miller [02:24]: “I have a brain injury.”

He shares anecdotes about working on the tour, interacting with other comedians, and teasing the plot of his Christmas movie, which promises an intergalactic twist.

• T.J. Miller [15:58]: “I'm working on another Christmas movie which is intergalactic.”

The hosts and T.J. engage in light-hearted banter about the film’s potential success and its place in seasonal traditions.

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Humorous Banter and Improvisation

Timestamp: 06:51 - 35:43

The episode is rich with comedic exchanges, showcasing the natural chemistry between Big Jay, Bobby, and T.J. They discuss various topics ranging from awkward social interactions to creative joke development.

Notable Quotes:

• Big Jay Oakerson [02:24]: “Everybody, it’s the bonfire. We are back everywhere.”

• T.J. Miller [17:10]: “An OHA initiative at Metro.”

• Bobby Kelly [10:44]: “Yeah, I do it. My wife’s a menopause.”

• T.J. Miller [27:00]: “I’m only gonna stop paying it because I don’t know what it is.”

The trio navigates through jokes about pivot points, cultural appropriation, and humorous takes on personal relationships, maintaining an engaging and lively atmosphere throughout the episode.

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Philanthropy and Foundations

Timestamp: 22:45 - 39:15

A significant portion of the discussion focuses on philanthropy, particularly T.J.’s interaction with Ryan Reynolds regarding the Sick Kids Foundation—a foundation akin to St. Jude's.

• T.J. Miller [22:45]: “I want to say, check out the Sick Kids Foundation when you can. Yeah. SickKids.org.”

T.J. mentions the opportunity to win Taylor Swift tickets and $10,000 by supporting the foundation, encouraging listeners to contribute.

• T.J. Miller [39:07]: “If you give to this foundation, you can win $10,000.”

Bobby shares his intention to redirect his charitable donations from St. Jude's to the Sick Kids Foundation, highlighting the importance of supporting impactful organizations.

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Closing Remarks and Promotions

Timestamp: 37:32 - 41:36

As the episode nears its end, the hosts and T.J. engage in final humorous exchanges, discuss future projects, and wrap up with brief promotional segments.

• Big Jay Oakerson [38:10]: “So I'm just logging.”

• Bobby Kelly [38:29]: “Go to tjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.com. He is going to start his new tour Crowd Sorcerer, or the dates are coming up.”

They also touch upon responsible drinking, aligning with the earlier mention of rethinking alcohol consumption, reinforcing positive messages amidst the comedic dialogue.

• Bobby Kelly [40:54]: “Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks, a few nights a week, it can add up.”

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bonfire successfully blends humor with heartfelt discussions. T.J. Miller's openness about his brain injury provides listeners with an authentic glimpse into his struggles and resilience. Simultaneously, his ventures into culinary products and philanthropic efforts add depth to his persona beyond the comedy stage. Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly facilitate a dynamic and engaging conversation, making the episode both entertaining and insightful for listeners.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

1. T.J. Miller [12:52]: “Arterial venous malformation is a rare abnormal tangle of blood vessels that disrupts blood flow and oxygen circulation.”
2. Big Jay Oakerson [03:42]: “TJ’s hot sauce is actually fucking great.”
3. T.J. Miller [15:58]: “I'm working on another Christmas movie which is intergalactic.”
4. T.J. Miller [22:45]: “I want to say, check out the Sick Kids Foundation when you can. Yeah. SickKids.org.”
5. Bobby Kelly [40:54]: “Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks, a few nights a week, it can add up.”

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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, providing both entertainment and valuable insights into the lives and projects of the hosts and their guest, T.J. Miller.

Transcript

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[TJ Miller]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Man, I love tlc.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby thought this was tlc. Genuinely.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not MC Light.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not three different girls.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not three different people.

[TJ Miller]

It's all one girl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, this bumps it thumps. Thumps it bumps, it bumps and thumps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's fine. That was. I'm giving my pivot back. I'll give my pivot back.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Unnecessary. That was unnecessary aggression. I thought there was no reason for it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what? I respect you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, no, listen. I gotta earn pivots as much as anybody.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's goddamn right. You're the pivot keeper. But you. You really do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You hold by pivot law.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to introduce our guest so we can understand when he's probably confused this whole pivot thing. Pivoting.

[TJ Miller]

What is the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody, it's the bonfire. We are back everywhere. We have a great guest, everyone. He is currently on the Crowd Sorcerer tour with dates Coming up in Jacksonville, Tempe, Phoenix, Houston, and Atlanta.

[TJ Miller]

I didn't know that you were illiterate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Completely.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. You're thinking about me.

[TJ Miller]

I think about you all the time, but I never think that you can't read.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, do the rest, Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll do the rest. Where we. Where'd you live?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tickets.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where?

[Bobby Kelly]

For tickets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, for tickets. Where there's an F&O.

[TJ Miller]

T.J. miller does not have a website.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dot com for tickets and all other tour dates visit. TJ Miller does not have a website dot com where you can also find TJ's peanut butter and unbelievable hot sauce as well, which I had at the Miami Improv and Sunday. Unbelievable, isn't it?

[TJ Miller]

Amazing hot sauce.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me tell you something, bro. They gave me. They gave me my little steak and my rice and beans, and I put that hot sauce on. Amazing. It was so good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not kidding you. That I was at the mothership last weekend and in the green room, conversation just about hot sauce in general. Multiple people sit out. There goes. TJ's hot sauce is actually fucking great. And Louis also says that it's not even. But Lewis is a liar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me tell you something.

[TJ Miller]

And now that I heard that, I like my own hot sauce less.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yes. I'm sorry I had to even you out by telling you. Louis also said it was great.

[TJ Miller]

No, it is. It's exceptional. And it's all like, the guy that I did the hot sauce with, who's since passed away, his wife and I. But I collaborated with him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to give her the money still.

[TJ Miller]

What's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to give the wife the money now.

[TJ Miller]

Nah, I keep telling her. I'll get to it. God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice.

[TJ Miller]

No, no, no. And so I haven't paid her, but I. No, but she's fantastic. And then the peanut butter. As a family, both of them are in Indiana and sort of small towns in Indiana. And what is this? Is this water?

[Bobby Kelly]

It's water.

[TJ Miller]

Why would you serve it like this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because we.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because they don't have bottles of water, so. Yeah, well, there's bottles of water right there.

[TJ Miller]

Well, then none of this makes sense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's. Oh, that's for one of them.

[TJ Miller]

Would you consider the tuft of hair that's colored. Is that a maroon?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where. Oh, it is curling. Right now. It's like a burgundy.

[TJ Miller]

Now you think it's burgundy, but. Christine, what do you think? It's vampire red, but it won't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Twilight vibes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would say it's a deadpool.

[TJ Miller]

Red.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[TJ Miller]

Well, we'll get to that. No, sorry. Certainly not that many, but these are both like family owned businesses in Indiana and I kind of feel really fortunate that we all connected. And it's like a real down home America product. And so you can get. The peanut butter is on my website. TJ Miller does not have a website. Dot com. The hot sauce, I think is still on Amazon. Who just. What can we say here? This is not terrestrial, right? You can say it just fucks your dick into the. It goes in the urethra, comes out of your asshole, and then you. You have to give yourself a reach.

[Bobby Kelly]

Around and then come in a barrel.

[TJ Miller]

But the barrel is filled with other people's. With your daughters. But I will tell you this. They do nothing for small businesses. But yeah, it's great. I mean, it's great and I love it. And I can't get high on my own supply, so I don't keep any in my house. Because if I come home drunk or high, we can say that, right? Come home and I'm just gonna eat all of it. It's that good coconut dark chocolate, coconut cherry chocolate with real dried cherries.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tj, I'm not just saying that either. I really had it at the Miami Improv and I was like, what the. It's TJ's hot sauce. I'm like, what? You know, most comics have hats or shirts, but you brought peanut butter and hot sauce.

[TJ Miller]

I'm into foodstuffs. I'm the Paul Newman of comedy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[TJ Miller]

You're gonna sell dressing with a different generation.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know you kind of. I don't like. I don't like when people get glazed over because they don't understand what's going on in the room. We should update them here. The joke that you didn't catch there was because you weren't here when Paco over here told us that upon feeling during masturbating like he's about to come, that is when he. Vampire sits up and then. And then squat walks over to a tiny trash can and bends over and jerks off directly into the can.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

Oh, I used to have a joke like that. There's a guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, this is a joke. This is dead serious life we're talking about right here.

[TJ Miller]

I did it as a. I did. There's a guy. Sean Cole is so funny. He's in Chicago. He's like, one day. You know those comics that are just a fucking kill. They're bizarre. It's almost Andy Kaufman. But in Their own way. And then they just disappear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

And so he actually thought you were like that, but you've stuck around. And for my call, me, I'm a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Long term flash in the pan.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah, this guy called me a flash in the pan, but he had a joke about it. But I did one time with my current wife when we were in college. I thought it would be really funny and I jumped out of her. How often do we say that? And ran over to the trash can and I looked at her and I ejaculated into the trash can. I go, this is where it belongs. That was one of the funniest things I've ever done in my life. And I gotta say, I got like a little more than a chuckle. It wasn't like I thought it was gonna be a full on, like, oh, my God. But I think she also was like, why is this the end of this experience?

[Bobby Kelly]

It actually belongs.

[TJ Miller]

The ladies in the room are like, yeah, that doesn't sound funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

It actually belongs in her vagina.

[TJ Miller]

That's what.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what she is supposed to go.

[TJ Miller]

Is it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it makes kids.

[TJ Miller]

What about on the feeds?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, yeah.

[TJ Miller]

Are you a foot guy?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I hate feet.

[TJ Miller]

So interesting. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have expected you to be, but I would not have been surprised if you're like, I love feet.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't like feet.

[TJ Miller]

What is the. What's your favorite part of a woman's body? That is not one of those three things that we objectify women about. And I don't want to do that. I'm not going to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how progressive I am.

[TJ Miller]

What am I?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A woman's penis is my favorite thing.

[TJ Miller]

I love it. What do you think the most?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not the sexiest. The sexiest. Non sexual place.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sexual is Non sexual place. I would say. Yeah, I would say hands.

[TJ Miller]

I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hands. I like a nice hand.

[TJ Miller]

If they're big enough, you know, there's a. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, there's a dick. No, I like a nice hand. You can always tell how clean a woman is by her fingernails or how.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Old by their hand veins or by their anus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, her fucking liver spots on her hands.

[TJ Miller]

That's. I was just saying that's what I'm into.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, liver spots. I do like a nice hot liver right on the cheek right here. I do like a nice. I do. I do like the cancer freckles on the chest though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I only come on sun damaged parts of skin because it heals it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'M doing something nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

So what. What's going on with you? What happened with you? What's happening you?

[TJ Miller]

I came up, I went to. Where was I last? Do you ever do that? You're like, where was I? Three days ago, I thought I was in Phoenix, but it turned out I was telling people I was just in Phoenix. And then, like, I don't know, eight hours later, somebody's like, I think you were with your wife. Was she in Phoenix? I'm like, oh, yeah, I was in Wisconsin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Constantly. Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

But I made a huge mistake. I came up with a funny thing. I talked about all the facts that I learned about the Miller Brewery. And within the facts, I, like, listed real facts. Then every third fact, I said something that was about me having a drinking problem. So it was, like, pretty funny. Like 9 million barrels. I had nine drinks before the tasting, and then we'd go to the next thing like that. And then I made a mistake. I said, the girl in the Miller High Life logo, and she sort of sits on a moon. The moon girl does not have a name. And then I don't know where this came from, but I said this was in the beginning of the set. I said, and I would eat her dry for another champagne and beer. And I don't think anybody has ever said that. Have you heard that phrase, eat a woman dry?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I do it. My wife's a menopause. I do it all the time.

[TJ Miller]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's like eating sandpaper.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

With an angry face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What you're picturing, right, T.J. am I crazy? It's starting off wet, of course. You've lapped at it so much that you have consumed. You've done it for so long and so good that you have consumed all of her fluids. And now it is dry. You're talking about.

[Bobby Kelly]

I eat my.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just licking pure desert, front to back.

[Bobby Kelly]

When I eat my wife's pussy, it actually sucks the water out of me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I have a. It smoothed Bobby's tongue out.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm actually thinner.

[TJ Miller]

And now I have a dry dick. So if ever I receive fellatio, it just immediately leaves blisters. It's terrible. But you know what? I refuse to moisturize my penis because I'm a Mormon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's fair.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah, it is fair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I believe. I believe it. Right? Everyone's religion, you know?

[TJ Miller]

In fact, you're mostly kind of just judging.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tj. That's his face. It took me, tj, it took me a year and a half to look over there and not feel shitty about myself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No matter how excited or upset the face is always. I'm not having fun and I'm an unpleasant person. But he's a doll.

[Bobby Kelly]

He always does.

[TJ Miller]

No, I think he's told you. But right now he's looking at me like I don't know how I got here. No, he doesn't end up being it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All of his downtime. He thinks about how the. Did he possibly get here?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he.

[TJ Miller]

This is my first time on Bonfire. When you're the coast.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, actually, I think it's the third, but that's cool. I love you. You wore a cowboy hat. I wore a cowboy hat. We have cowboy day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well.

[TJ Miller]

And I have a brain injury.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's okay. So do I.

[TJ Miller]

Do you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I have the symptoms.

[TJ Miller]

Bring it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude. Not cool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you want me to read again?

[TJ Miller]

Bring up the definition of an avm. It took too long. Okay. So I had a really. It's been a day. It's been a crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

What happened?

[TJ Miller]

24 hours. I think I need. Now I can't talk about it. No AVM with an M. Like it's my mother's fault.

[Bobby Kelly]

Apparently you have one, too.

[TJ Miller]

Arterial venous malformation is a rare abnormal tangle. I never heard that. Of blood vessels. That disrupts blood flow and oxygen circulation. They're in about 1 out of 100,000 people in the United States. And mostly it's found in autopsy. So most people die from it, and then they find out, oh, you. You had an avm. But I had. Was the right frontal lobe. While I was doing Yogi Bear 3D, it hemorrhaged and I started to go crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it because of the 3D? Was the 3D technology what made it burst?

[TJ Miller]

I think it's more of a maroon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, I do. I'll accept it.

[TJ Miller]

Or is it? No, maybe it's not. What do you think, Katie from 800 Pound Gorilla?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they work for £800?

[Bobby Kelly]

They work. Yes. That's what I was trying to say to you. Oh, it's a burgundy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Welcome to West Hollywood. I like the vampire Red.

[TJ Miller]

She ripped on the vampire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine did it.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's going on, dude? What happened? Talk to us.

[TJ Miller]

I got to keep it, but I'm working on this movie with my buddy Jay. It's a Christmas movie, and we're having a lot of fun with it. And we've got a.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I just say something real quick?

[TJ Miller]

I would rather you didn't, but that's because I don't remember you being on this fucking program.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, listen, the fact is, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, that was balls of the wall. That just got you a nice. Jeremy Piven, my friend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I mean, that was.

[TJ Miller]

Okay, here's how brain damaged I am. My brain injury, tbi. I thought Jeremy Piven was on the program. I'm gonna keep saying program. Sure. When I was here last, it wasn't. It was Pauly Shore.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it was me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, Paul was also here. No, no, we had a Pauly Shore one. That was the other time. This is the third time. He was Pauly Short. And then we also had Marcus King. Right. Then we did Cowboy Day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cowboy Day was Marcus King.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then he also was here with Pauly Shore, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, that's it. Yes. We were here from Marcus King Day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To the third time. Bobby, you did not make a dent.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did well to TJ Miller with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The world you have.

[TJ Miller]

I think I'm intimidated, you know.

[Bobby Kelly]

By me? Why? I love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I appreciate you out. When you see a memory, you're like, I've never been here while Bobby's been here. Oh, my God, I must have been. That seems like a day I would remember.

[TJ Miller]

But you.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't.

[TJ Miller]

You can't tell it's Bobby Kelly. Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

I do. I do look like Rip from Yellowstone.

[TJ Miller]

It's intimidating to be around such an iconic comedian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me. Let me. Because you're in a Christmas movie, right? And being in a hit Christmas movie is. If it. If it does hit. They play it every year, forever.

[TJ Miller]

They call it Evergreen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

So it doesn't stop. So. Yeah. And somebody said to me recently, I thought it was so cool. They said, tis the season. And I was like, what do you mean? Well, this is when you start watching your Christmas movie, like, over and over.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is your second one.

[TJ Miller]

No. So I've only done one.

[Bobby Kelly]

What was the other Christmas movie?

[TJ Miller]

I've been here three times.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's your name?

[TJ Miller]

You. This sip can they. Are they watching? It fucking killed. What video did so. The first one. So I'm working on another Christmas movie which is intergalactic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ooh.

[TJ Miller]

Nothing and zero.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob's face.

[TJ Miller]

Just a general disappointment. Every time I look at you, I feel more like you're my father.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying to put on an interested face because it's making me uncomfortable that you don't like my face.

[TJ Miller]

I like your face. I just seek your approval.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying. You have it. You just don't realize it. Because my face doesn't project approval.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He does not.

[Bobby Kelly]

He always has the face. Like, he can Smell shit. But he doesn't know where it is.

[TJ Miller]

There it is.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's just his face.

[TJ Miller]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's just his face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, exactly. That's it right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's puzzled. It looks like it's a face. It's like. Yeah, he's puzzled by whatever it is you're saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you do.

[TJ Miller]

You look like you're trying to decide whether or not the litter box needs to be cleaned.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Can you buy yourself till morning or is this going to wake you up?

[Bobby Kelly]

Smell Chase is saying, I love what you're doing on the show today.

[TJ Miller]

I don't believe that.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you could hear love, what would it sound like?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Son, can we talk about your drinking?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Dad, I think we should. Helping those closest to you think about their excessive drinking. Maybe that's what love sounds like.

[TJ Miller]

[e-mail] an OHA initiative at Metro.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[TJ Miller]

Yeah, so we're. Oh, so we're working on this Christmas film.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

And we're talking about it. And by that I mean we were smoking a joint in Washington Square Park.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There you go.

[TJ Miller]

And I get a phone call and it's. I look at my phone and it's Ryan Reynolds.

[Bobby Kelly]

Holy shit.

[TJ Miller]

Who is your neighbor?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's my neighbor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's not Bobby's neighbor.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stop one second. Now stop now. Shut up.

[TJ Miller]

Oh, this is great chemistry. I see why we live in a similar area.

[Bobby Kelly]

We live in the same area. Not similar. It's the very same, very same area.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But Bobby has now and he's got a notebook of times of day that Ryan Reynolds is not at the places.

[Bobby Kelly]

The bakery, the local bakery.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So we can whittle down the times that maybe he will be.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdays from 10 on. He's not there until 3:00. Yeah, I'm working on. I'm gonna have a weekend off. I'm gonna do Saturday and Sundays. I'm pretty sure. But if you did talk to him today, is there any way you can ask him when he does have time home?

[TJ Miller]

Yes, yes, I'll go back in time and do that. Yeah, so he called. I go, okay. I go, well, I'm going to send this to voicemail. I'll Figure this out. And then my buddy's like, no, no, no, you gotta, you gotta pick that up and see what the deal is. And so I pick it up and I'm kind of like, what is this gonna be? And we, we talk. He's like, hey, tj, it's Ryan Reynolds. Which I think is always funny. And he's like, hey, I just want to ask you a question. And then he went on to ask me. He does work with this foundation. It's kind of like St. Jude's or make a Wish called Sick Kids Foundation. Can you bring that up actually? Because I haven't even visited the C.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Level alternates to St. Jude's oh, you'll see. We gotta compete with St. Jude's is pretty funny. You know, St. Jude's is cleaning up all the cancer Kid money.

[TJ Miller]

Win two Taylor Swift tickets and $10,000.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God. That's enough for one Taylor Swift ticket.

[TJ Miller]

You know, I don't think this is the right website.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sexy. These kids can't even get there. They have to win the ticket.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this is different, dude. These are sick ass kids.

[Bobby Kelly]

It would make sense that they got Taylor Swift tickets.

[TJ Miller]

Yo, dude, Taylor Swift is sick as hell, yo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, it's sick. Taylor Swift tickets.

[TJ Miller]

Oh, and so look, I Hope the concert soon foundation. And he was so you. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope the. Hope the concert happens soon.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, jeez, you can say it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope the concert happens soon.

[TJ Miller]

I mean, and that you just got Big J oaked out. So he does work with this foundation and he like, amazing. Good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was looking at the picture underneath the Baldwin's Thromp gang signs.

[TJ Miller]

This, you know, this thing right here. If we can go back up to that. That's a little. Looks like two shadow puppets kissing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It really does. Yeah. It's two snakes that are trying to like French love.

[TJ Miller]

So it's incredible. Take that down because this. He's getting dangerous with what they're saying about the foundation. But I really. It was amazing. He was kind of like, do you want to do this thing with me? What do you think about it? And I was like, this is what I said. I was like, this is really lovely of you to ask. Like, thank you so much. And then at the end of the conversation, I was like, this is truly, like, tremendous. And so since yesterday, it has been a very, like, yeah, trying, like, I left him a message. I'm kind of waiting for him to call back. If he does, I'll leave the program, you know?

[Bobby Kelly]

Leave?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'll leave the program?

[TJ Miller]

No, I just Walk out. I won't leave our program. Yeah, I won't finish the radio show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you going to leave here if he doesn't call you back?

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there any way I could follow.

[TJ Miller]

You and listen and in the background go. What about the bakery Times? When are you at the bakery, Rob? Get often. Get out of here. Okay. What about the bakery Saturday?

[Bobby Kelly]

They make a queen of mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I would love.

[TJ Miller]

Imagine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I would love for you to just walk out of here for a Ryan Reynolds call, but you have to do it really loud first. Sorry, guys. Give me two seconds.

[TJ Miller]

Ryan Double R. Reynolds, a deadpool. But that. That's what's been so fun. It's like, basically, last 48 hours, I've just been being friends with Ryan Reynolds. And I did once, I was somewhere and I go. And I don't know what's going to happen with this Ryan Reynolds thing. It was a sushi place, and the girl was like, are you really? You're talking? And I was like, yeah, you know, we're cool with each other. We're homies. And she didn't give us anything for free. Not even. No, no. Not even crispy tuna rice. Wow, he's loving this. What a great audience member.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's Filipino. He can't understand English.

[TJ Miller]

Is that true?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's just happy to be in this country, man.

[TJ Miller]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He just does video and he jerks off into a bucket.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

He thinks this is an island.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, his country. You can't come in your own hand. It's illegal.

[TJ Miller]

If you look at the entirety of it. This is an island. All the way up the entire continent. Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Manhattan is an island.

[TJ Miller]

I love it. And that's why we've allowed you to come here. So that's. That's a different.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me ask you a question, because I am. I'm a huge fan of you.

[TJ Miller]

That is cultural appropriation. What?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm Japanese as well.

[TJ Miller]

No one asked. And they don't do that. Okay, go ahead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not a bowing culture. Or definitely it is.

[TJ Miller]

It's one or the other. But it can be magenta. And Nightmare Vampire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Have you ever watched Nightmare Red tj? Have you ever seen. You watched it? Bobby Wright, The Dennis Rodman Big Bang and Punyang documentary?

[TJ Miller]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I've never even heard of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's one of the greatest documentaries ever. When Dennis Rodman, he go over to.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I did see that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

China to play. Or, I'm sorry, North Korea to play basketball. And then he comes back. And then right before he goes back to North Korea goes, you know what? I'm going to fall off the wagon hard. And just goes and just terrorizes Japan like an actual Godzilla monster. North Korea, like a Japanese monster, though. But when he came in and he just bows at everybody. But it's not a bowing culture in North Korea. So it's just funny that he keeps doing it and they keep stopping him. And you're seeing these nervous, tiny Koreans bowing back. It's like, oh, okay, is this your culture here?

[TJ Miller]

Like, not at bowing, but it would be like, it's maybe bowing if you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cheat kiss in la, people think it's kind of weird because people do it here.

[TJ Miller]

But out there cheat kisses here, everybody.

[Bobby Kelly]

I cheat kiss girls.

[TJ Miller]

Well, not the guys don't cheat kiss.

[Bobby Kelly]

Each other, but girls and guys cheat kiss.

[TJ Miller]

Am I not friends with anyone?

[Bobby Kelly]

I've cheat kissed you.

[TJ Miller]

The only people I've cheat kissed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

Are like, Europeans that kind of force it on you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a double cheek kiss. I don't like that at all. I don't like that for one fucking.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love a fucking cheek kiss.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not a double.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll take a cheat kiss from anybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what a real. A real good.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love. I love it. I'd take a cheat kiss from you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A real good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Even with the scruff, a real good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ginzo Italian will make it nice this weekend. Tommy Pope, after we watched the Eagles game and he was leaving, and I'm gonna see him for a few months, you know, he lives in Austin, Texas, gave me a big old smooch on the cheek.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gallons love a cheek kiss.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Couldn't wait to give them that hug.

[TJ Miller]

No, you're not talking about. You're talking about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that. No, this one was a particular hard lips on the cheek, but a side cheek kiss. The double cheek kiss is European and.

[Bobby Kelly]

It disgusts me, but Italians in America will always bring you in and give you a kiss. How you doing? I love you.

[TJ Miller]

Good to see you. My new joke is I think that there's a level of sexism in America that reaches everything, like every component, down to the greeting. And the way that I can explain this is that when you meet a man or a woman, as a man, you shake their hand. Hey, it's good to see you. How you doing? Good. Good to see you. But women, if you try and do that, sometimes they go, I'm a hugger.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, I hugged.

[TJ Miller]

Come on, get in here for a hug. Men can't do that.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can.

[TJ Miller]

Can you imagine if a woman puts their hand and go, I'm a hugger.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can do it.

[TJ Miller]

Get in here. I want to touch my hands behind your back.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to do it differently.

[TJ Miller]

Yum, yum, yum.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's just a different tone.

[TJ Miller]

It's not okay, tj.

[Bobby Kelly]

You just have to go like this. I'm a hugger.

[TJ Miller]

I'm a hugger. And it's not gonna get hard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just hold the front, and if.

[TJ Miller]

It does, I'm coming in the basement. Right on into the can. I'm Filipino.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm a hugger. I just hold my motel door open and I go, I'm a rapist. Come on. Come on. I don't push them into the room. I just keep giving head nods. I just hold the door. But I go, I am a rapist. Get in here. Get in here.

[TJ Miller]

When in Rome, they go like this. They really go in for the. You have no choice. I'm really going in for this. So what I do. I've been experimenting with this, but it doesn't work necessarily. When they go in both sides like this, I do a double handshake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice.

[TJ Miller]

So they're this. I'm like, oh, it's nice to meet you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like kung fu.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a guy who's been a part of movies. That's a guy who's been a part of movie fight coordination before. Right there. I wouldn't even think that. High level, dude.

[TJ Miller]

And now we're back to Yogi Bear 3.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude. It's all come so full circle.

[TJ Miller]

It's all come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's all come. Come in a barrel.

[TJ Miller]

All of this is exactly what you think it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come in a tiny trash can.

[Bobby Kelly]

So is there any way.

[TJ Miller]

Big trash can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Filipino Common. A tiny trash can. Sounds like a Coldplay album.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there. Is there any way now that you're friends with, like.

[TJ Miller]

Not a great one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tj if there's any way. Because I'm such a big fan of you in Deadpool. It's one of my favorite movies.

[TJ Miller]

Give me your name again.

[Bobby Kelly]

My name is.

[TJ Miller]

What are you guys?

[Bobby Kelly]

Mike F. Remember that name. I'm going to be torn with a big comic. Listen, good luck. Seriously. Is there any way that you're friends now? Because Deadpool 3 was great, but you weren't in it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And there's definitely something lacking.

[TJ Miller]

Well, so I do want to say about that, because I do have a friend. We do this show called Gore Burger. G O R Burger. Everybody should look it up. It's fucking crazy, and it's fantastic. And I think we're gonna do a Sirius XM spin off, which should be really fun, called Traegor, where it's like Gorburger's monster alien nephew and he comes to do podcasts and he's an alien and everything. But one of the things that he has is whenever he gets excited, he pukes. So anything that his guests are talking about like that. So that would be a lot of fun. Carry yourself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

You know, if you get three, you get to be in Entourage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No one knows.

[Bobby Kelly]

You get to be Turtle.

[TJ Miller]

I feel like I could have said something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's been the problem of all.

[TJ Miller]

Do you ever feel like that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the problem.

[TJ Miller]

Big J. Do you ever feel like that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what I feel like.

[TJ Miller]

Where you said something that you thought could have been funnier.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

And you look back and you regret it. And then you keep interrupting the host.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course. Of course. The problem, none of our group ever made.

[TJ Miller]

I don't know. I have a friend that has a theory about that, but I think more than that, he just, like. I think he's one of these guys that's like, I'm bigger than that. Like, there's no real beef. How you doing all that. But I think. I mean, I don't know from this perspective, like, in terms of what happened the last 24 hours. I think he just is like, I want to do something for the Sick Kids Foundation. What's the funniest thing that I could do?

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[TJ Miller]

And he cut. You know, and the way that he came at it was like. I'm not going to tell you the idea, but, like, the way that he came at it was. It was really funny because he is. He is one of the funniest people I've ever come across. He's such a good improviser.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

And I know we have some people that like. Or above average in terms of improvising above slightly. But he is like, next level improviser. And. I'm joking. You're one of the best improvisers alive. But I. I think that there is a component of it, which is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, just. I'm gonna give you this.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah, I'll give him one, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a. That's a sympathy. That's a sympathy pity. I felt bad for you.

[TJ Miller]

I've never seen this. But he just went like this with a sympathy piven. He just goes like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's it.

[TJ Miller]

That's all it takes. That's like my father, when he just absolutely cracks up at one of my jokes, he goes, how's that? That's all I need. What are you doing? You're writing down English words.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He films the video. And then we have Black Luke do ESL over there with him.

[TJ Miller]

This is a dangerous show to be on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude, there's 800 pound gorillas. There's everything. It's crazy.

[TJ Miller]

That's actually. That's troubling.

[Bobby Kelly]

Smell that bucket over there.

[TJ Miller]

I don't need to. He smells it from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's too tall for.

[Bobby Kelly]

You think there might be a chance because there's definitely going to be a Deadpool 4.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah, for sure. I don't. I don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Would you. Would you do it if he asked you?

[TJ Miller]

I think, and I really do feel strongly about this, I think because he and I, we talked a little while ago also. And I think him asking me, I think he's just been such a good, like, friend right now that I think it would be really. I think that would be awesome. And I, like, I'm friends with Michael Bay. And I think during that experience with Transformers 4, I was not sure that I would work with him again because I was like, this is very. Well, it's. But it's a $300 million film, so it's not easy for anybody to make that happen, especially when it makes a billion dollars. But now I'm. I'm buddies with him enough that I would do almost anything that he wanted to do. So I think one of the big.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Things is, how about a joker musical?

[TJ Miller]

What's that? I'm in it. You didn't see it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't see it.

[TJ Miller]

Did you see it? I'm in it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you actually in it?

[TJ Miller]

Yeah, I play Yogi Be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. Tim Dillon was in it. I didn't see that either. Well, no.

[TJ Miller]

Was he in it really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ Miller]

God, everything about him is confusing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's got some great.

[TJ Miller]

You notice that. Tim Dillon, Everything about him is confusing. Any fact that I find out about him, any time I converse with him, I'm like, what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, everything. Right. Then the fact is starting out that it's like, Tim's gay.

[TJ Miller]

What? No, no, you're.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tim's a Republican.

[TJ Miller]

And what. And by the way, that's the beginning of it. And then Andy's like, ye.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tim eats a 2,000 calorie day diet.

[TJ Miller]

What? Tim has a pool. Okay. It's not that big. What?

[Bobby Kelly]

Tim jerks off in a barrel.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah. What? Paco's in there. What? Down to Annie. Letterman being like, yeah. And he sent a jet for me in case I wanted to take it to New York. And you're like, what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God, this what bit is crazy.

[TJ Miller]

All of us had a moment where, like, that can't be real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The what bit was fantastic. We got so into that.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was so good.

[TJ Miller]

I liked it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You are flushing pivins.

[TJ Miller]

Can't wait.

[Bobby Kelly]

Negative three.

[TJ Miller]

What? Negative three pivots.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's embarrassing you in front of you, Christine.

[TJ Miller]

You're not at negative 3 pivins. Every pivot that you don't have is a pivot that you do. Every pivot that you don't have is an opportunity that you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm getting really un. Some. One thing I did not think out when we started, when we had our first guest during the era of the pivot point system.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that I feel like we're gonna really hurt him. I don't want to teach you to be hurt when I tell him clears at the end of the show. Oh, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll be there Saturday. Saturday. I'll go Sunday if he's there.

[TJ Miller]

No, no, I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just was trying Saturday. Sunday. I'll be around Sunday.

[TJ Miller]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I was just getting out of the big J joke because he was about to say something about Jeremy Pippen. Okay. Yeah. What? It's called fire on Siri. Hello.

[Bobby Kelly]

He has to give a pivot back for that one.

[TJ Miller]

It's okay, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The show's almost over. We always got to give back all the pivots.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, he does. You have to come back on to earn your pivins back.

[TJ Miller]

I know, guys, and this is so fun. It really, really is. But what were you saying you're worried about? No, but you were worried about what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

About pivot.

[TJ Miller]

I was just joking. It's really going to hurt me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, at the end of the show, we. We collect all the pivins back.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you don't get to bring the pivots back.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I should have announced that earlier because I get that's a terrible feeling to send somebody away with.

[TJ Miller]

Jay. It's okay, because I have 40 to 50 pivins at home.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's impressive.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have your own pivins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

You know, they are their point system for my wife. That's how I have intercours. The only way I can come in a trash can is If I get 15 pivies, as we call them around the Miller household pivies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She goes, ooh. She goes. That's a strong stroke, my friend. Here's a pivot.

[TJ Miller]

She goes, ooh. Tj, let's divvy up the Pivies. You gotta divvy the pivies. Oh, my God. Full lamp. That's it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine. I'm sorry. Here, I need the pen so I can mark off Christine, her loner.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have the pen over there.

[TJ Miller]

What's wrong? Oh, you didn't see that? They did. Christine, give me the fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry.

[TJ Miller]

TJ, this is £ Gorilla in the house. Hang on. I got Comedy label. I've got a smooth peanut butter out right now. The Philosophy Circus coming out soon.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[TJ Miller]

And the Gentle Giant. And what else? Any other fun things that we're doing? Not yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I'm just logging.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go to tj Miller does not have a website dot com. He is going to start his new tour crowdsource, or the dates are coming up. Jacksonville, Tempe, Phoenix, Houston, and Atlanta. And make sure you check out his website for his TJ peanut butter and his hot sauce, which is amazing.

[TJ Miller]

It's amazing.

[Bobby Kelly]

One of the funniest fucking guys.

[TJ Miller]

I do want to. On behalf of Ryan Reynolds, I want to say, check out the Sick Kids foundation when you can. Yeah. SickKids.org right? And it's. It's amazing. And when he told me about it, I was like, oh,.com sickkids.com sickkidsfoundation.com and we told. When he told me about it, I was like, that's kind of a funny name for. I was like, yeah, if we do something that would be sick. And then I looked it up. It's fucking amazing. You can win $10,000. Just kidding. What if I was like, plugging that.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I give.

[TJ Miller]

If you give to this foundation, you can win $10,000.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every month I give to St. Jude's and I'm gonna take it back. I'm gonna give it to this foundation.

[TJ Miller]

And then I found out I recently.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fuck. St. Jude's I recently was looking at.

[TJ Miller]

Credit car and I wrote to our business manager, and kid, I'm like, what is this? Like, ac, what is this? Because we're not. I'm not gonna. I'm gonna stop paying it because I don't know what it. And Kate was like, it's the Humane Society. And I was like, oh, no, I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You go. I cut it off. I guess just cut off one of my Netflix accounts then. Yeah, yeah, you're going through your Rocket.

[TJ Miller]

Financial, which, by the way, guys, Hulu is the new place for comedy. And that's so exciting. And the New York Comedy Festival is sponsored by Buzzball, or as I say, mmm, it tastes like what my parents thought would happen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Please don't tell me Hulu's new place for comedy. I don't want to believe that. I don't want to. I don't like. When I'm not part of the first exodus of something, I go, it's because it's not gonna work out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, exactly.

[TJ Miller]

And look you up, we got there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'D have been sitting on a fortune.

[TJ Miller]

Nothing. D.J.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Miller, thank you so much for hanging out with us.

[TJ Miller]

Thank you guys so much. And guys, this is such great chemistry that I know. Next time here, you'll remember. I won't remember. Give me your name again.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's Josh Adamyers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. That just got you a pivot. Last minute pivot.

[TJ Miller]

What that. I'm giving my pivot over here. Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll take it.

[TJ Miller]

Josh Adamyers. Hilarious. He's self described. I'm not much of a comic. I'm more of a bar mitzvah dj. That's so funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That should be his merch. Yeah, it's the bonfire. When work gets crazy, I like to stop by the bar after, have a few cold ones.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't drink at all until 4:00.

[TJ Miller]

We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night.

[Bobby Kelly]

Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks, a few nights a.

[TJ Miller]

Week, it can add up.

[Bobby Kelly]

And suddenly we're at greater risk for long term problems like heart disease, cancer and depression. Reason enough to rethink the Drink [e-mail] an OHA initiative. Every day, our world gets a little more connected, but a little further apart. But then there are more moments that remind us to be more human.

[TJ Miller]

Thank you for calling Amica Insurance.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, I was just in an accident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't worry, we'll get you taken care of.

[Bobby Kelly]

At Amica, we understand that looking out for each other isn't new or groundbreaking. It's human. Amica, empathy is our best policy.