Bronze Black Lady w/Tim Butterly

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Bronze Black Lady w/ Tim Butterly"

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Episode: Bronze Black Lady w/ Tim Butterly
Release Date: May 20, 2025
Host: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk Channel, hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Guest: Tim Butterly

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1. Opening Antics and Show Mechanics (00:01 - 01:10)

The episode kicks off with the usual banter between Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, delving into the quirky mechanics of starting the show. The hosts humorously discuss the unique trigger for the show’s commencement: someone putting on headphones on a specific side of the room.

Notable Quote:

• Big Jay: “We were waiting for you to start the show...” (00:15)
• Tim Butterly: “I felt naked while you guys stared at me the entire time.” (00:45)

2. The Headphone Start Bit (01:10 - 03:05)

Tim Butterly shares his experience of deciding when to put on the headphones to kick off the show, highlighting the pressure and the humorous tension among the hosts as they await his signal.

Notable Quote:

• Big Jay: “When he does come in, we're all gonna laugh hysterically like we were.” (01:09)
• Tim Butterly: “It took me a minute to open myself up enough to feel anything.” (00:54)

3. Guest Interaction and Impromptu Bits (03:05 - 04:04)

The conversation shifts to a dynamic interaction with guest appearances, including a humorous exchange involving Bobby Kelly being part of a bit and Big Jay complimenting Bobby’s performance in it.

Notable Quote:

• Tim Butterly: “You nailed it, dude.” (02:57)
• Big Jay: “Nothing happened. We just started laughing.” (03:04)

4. Discussion on Attraction and Experiences in Various Cities (04:04 - 07:00)

Big Jay and Bobby delve into their personal experiences with dating in different cities, particularly focusing on San Diego and Los Angeles. They humorously contrast their successes and challenges with attracting attention from potential romantic interests.

Notable Quote:

• Big Jay: “When I was down in San Diego...not one girl came up to me.” (04:44)
• Bobby Kelly: “I feel like I get much more attention in San Diego than in Los Angeles.” (04:47)

5. The Statue in Times Square - A Satirical Take (45:05 - 51:22)

A significant portion of the episode centers on a satirical discussion about a bronze black lady statue in Times Square. The hosts watch and critique a humorous video where the statue speaks derogatory remarks about black women, leading to a mock debate on its portrayal and societal implications.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Kelly: “She looks exactly like this... we ugly, fat and loud.” (45:31)
• Big Jay: “She looks just like that statue. Probably even the hands on the hips.” (49:14)
• Christine: “Depict you as a gangster or gay. If you're a black woman...” (48:42)

6. Marilyn Manson Call Prank (33:00 - 35:20)

In a humorous segment, the hosts pretend to call Marilyn Manson, leading to a series of comedic misunderstandings and absurd requests. This bit showcases their signature blunt humor and improvisational skills.

Notable Quotes:

• Big Jay: “Marilyn. How you doing, buddy?” (33:36)
• Bobby Kelly: “Hey, Marilyn Manson.” (33:50)
• Marilyn (Prank): “I want to see you suck your own dick.” (34:57)

7. ECW Wrestler Sabu's Death and Wrestling Commentary (38:00 - 44:34)

The conversation shifts to professional wrestling, specifically discussing the legendary ECW wrestler Sabu, who reportedly passed away. The hosts analyze his last match and speculate on the cause of his death, intertwining humor with genuine reflection on the intensity of hardcore wrestling.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Kelly: “He was supposed to go through a table... he’s probably dead because of that.” (39:18)
• Tim Butterly: “I was playing as him... the night he died.” (42:00)
• Big Jay: “He just jumped off the top rope with a ladder...” (42:50)

8. Live Audience and Fictional Skit: "Jacob Loves Guys" (55:00 - 63:09)

The latter part of the episode features a scripted skit titled "Jacob Loves Guys," depicting humorous and exaggerated scenarios involving the characters Jacob, Tim, Big Jay, and Bobby. The skit parodies typical sitcom tropes, blending comedic dialogue with playful interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Jacob: “Come on, Tim. Last day gains for the love of pecs.” (58:24)
• Bobby Kelly: “What the CrossFit cult is this shit?” (58:32)
• Big Jay: “Blink twice if you're being held against your will by a glittering glutes.” (59:35)

9. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events (54:00 - 63:09)

The hosts wrap up the episode by promoting upcoming shows and specials. They humorously reference past segments and tease future content, maintaining their energetic and irreverent style.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Kelly: “We’re kicking it with Tim Butterley.” (54:26)
• Big Jay: “Jacob loves guys.” (54:55)
• Bobby Kelly: “Watch my special.” (56:07)

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Key Themes and Insights

1. Humor Through Relatability: The hosts utilize everyday scenarios, such as starting a live show, to build comedic tension and relatability with the audience.
2. Satirical Social Commentary: The discussion about the Times Square statue serves as a platform for satirical critique of societal perceptions and media portrayals.
3. Interplay Between Real and Scripted Content: The blend of genuine conversations and fictional skits like "Jacob Loves Guys" showcases the show's versatility in humor.
4. Pop Culture References: Frequent mentions of figures like Marilyn Manson, Sabu, and references to shows like ECW wrestling provide a pop culture-rich backdrop to their discussions.
5. Engagement with Current Events: Touching on events such as the death of Sabu keeps the content timely and relevant to listeners who follow wrestling.

Conclusion

This episode of The Bonfire exemplifies Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly’s dynamic chemistry and their ability to weave humor seamlessly into a variety of topics, from personal anecdotes to broader social commentary. The inclusion of guest Tim Butterly adds another layer of interaction, while the fictional skit offers a creative departure from the standard talk format. Listeners can expect a blend of sharp wit, unfiltered honesty, and spontaneous humor that makes The Bonfire a standout daily show on SiriusXM’s Faction Talk channel.

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Transcript

[Bobby Kelly]

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Lou doesn't start the show until somebody on that side of the room puts their headphones on. Nothing to do with the room. Sides. It has to do.

[Tim Butterly]

That was horrifying.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's. Well, it's not usually, you know, I've been. I've put my headphones on maybe 70 times and the show doesn't start. But when somebody on that side of the room puts the headphones on, it's on. The show begins. So, Tim, you decided when the show.

[Tim Butterly]

Started, that was so much pressure. And you guys all stared at me.

[Big J. Okerson]

We were waiting for you to start the show, but I thought.

[Tim Butterly]

I thought something was going to happen. I thought you. You guys, you said, we'll start the show when Tim feels like putting his headphones on. So I almost immediately put them on. You said, no, no, no, no, not yet.

[Big J. Okerson]

So we can feel it.

[Tim Butterly]

So then I. Well, then it took me a minute to open myself up enough to feel anything. And you guys were. I felt naked while you guys stared at me the entire time.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, you know what, Jay?

[Tim Butterly]

And then I. And then I got there and I thought, maybe I will feel something if I give this a minute. And I sensed impatience coming from all of you. And that really got my tummy hurting. And I said, is that what I'm supposed to feel? And then it looked like I was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Going to put them on. You went.

[Big J. Okerson]

I didn't. I didn't say anything.

[Tim Butterly]

I was stuck there, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

But you did it, man. You. Tim Bodily is in the studio, everybody. The great Tim Butterly and Big J, just let me know he's coming. Don't panic. People are already like, what's happening? He's coming. He's a little late. He's working out the driving in from the suburbs time, and they're on their way. They'll be here any minute. But when he does come in, we're all gonna laugh hysterically like we were.

[Tim Butterly]

In the middle of the funniest thing that's funny ever happened.

[Big J. Okerson]

We. As soon as that door, we. Okay, yeah. And then.

[Tim Butterly]

And then when he goes, what are you guys laughing about? We're gonna go. It would take forever to explain it. Just do whatever you wanted to do.

[Big J. Okerson]

We were. We were just talking about. That's so funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

That'.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, hang on, Jay. That was so good, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fat friend.

[Big J. Okerson]

What's up, Jay? No, you. And it's too. It's.

[Tim Butterly]

It would take forever to explain.

[Big J. Okerson]

Forever to explain. Jay. What's up, buddy? Jay, the great Big Jay Okerson. Hi, pal.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, buddy.

[Big J. Okerson]

We. That was a bit, by the way. You just walked into a bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

We did a nice bit on you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I became part of a bit.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're part of the bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

We did a nice bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did I do my part good? It seems like at the end I was.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, my God. You nailed it, dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nailed it. You didn't get it. You took it. You took it and it was great. We were going to laugh hysterically at something that didn't happen.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then it happened.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then. Well, no, it didn't happen. Nothing happened. We just started laughing. But then I really started laughing at Tim because he was real. And then Jacob's laugh made me laugh. So by the end, I think we were all laughing.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it worked.

[Big J. Okerson]

What's up, Christine? How are you? You look great. Get a little sun. You were in the backyard, huh?

[Christine]

I was sunbathing.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was in the backyard.

[Tim Butterly]

Wait, I thought I heard her laughing.

[Bobby Kelly]

FaceTime you today, Christine.

[Tim Butterly]

Were you not in here for that?

[Bobby Kelly]

No. They play oh, my God.

[Tim Butterly]

That was what really got me.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, she was tinkling. Yeah, I was in doing the regs. I was trying to get in touch with you before I went into do the regs with a Z. Ooh, you know, it's cool. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't realize Lewis is part of two shows that end in Z. Damn. He is badass.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. Story wars and the regs with a Z. Damn.

[Big J. Okerson]

Because we're badass.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're badass.

[Tim Butterly]

Badass. Badass because of nothing but attitude.

[Big J. Okerson]

If we had we didn't have the Z, we wouldn't be. But we are. We have the Z. So we're.

[Tim Butterly]

No grown ups allowed, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bad girls allowed. No grown ups. Welcome back to detention.

[Big J. Okerson]

Dog with the regs.

[Bobby Kelly]

These guys don't take no.

[Big J. Okerson]

We were talking about. I feel like I, I only get girls in certain states, like blue collar states like San Diego chicks like me, Hollywood. I, I. For two years, not even, not one girl came up to me and was into me at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't remember any San Diego's blue collar.

[Big J. Okerson]

San Diego is. Yeah, it's. It's as far as Hollywood goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's a lot removed from Hollywood I.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's regular people.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. You talking about girls being into you.

[Big J. Okerson]

I think in San Diego I always had chicks.

[Bobby Kelly]

I feel like I get much more attention in San Diego than in Los Angeles.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, absolutely. I get none. I mean, I lived there for two years. I didn't get like, not one girl Came up to me. That was when I was hot, Bob.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

And I got. You know, when I was down in San Diego.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were acting queer, too.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was an acting. I was an acting orange peel face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think queer's okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is queer okay?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, everyone looked at Jacob. You're a connection to the LGBTQ community.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, in Hollywood, we would tell. He would be. He would be a super twink. He'd be a silver fox twink.

[Bobby Kelly]

You'd be the plus of the lgbtq whatever plus is. That's you. Hey, what did you guys play to open the show?

[Big J. Okerson]

Lou played his song Party in the Ghetto.

[Bobby Kelly]

How long of it?

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh. Oh, come on. You're gonna get jammed up, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

If I get jammed up because you guys fucking around while I'm not here and just fucking going off and playing 35 seconds. 40 seconds of a song. You wish it was 35 seconds.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'll tell you what we did. I told. I told Tim, that side of the table puts the headphones on. That's who starts the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

So I said, when you put. When you feel it, you start it. And he waited, and when he felt it, he put the headphones on.

[Tim Butterly]

But it was like a minute and a half in. I thought they were doing something. You have to understand, dude, I didn't want this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna have my ass jammed up so bad.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's on him, dude. It's not on you. We got.

[Bobby Kelly]

SiriusXM has a fucking team of lawyers.

[Tim Butterly]

And then, not only that, we just.

[Bobby Kelly]

Crawl up my ass.

[Tim Butterly]

We just did the first 10 minutes of the show twice in a row now.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is a disaster.

[Big J. Okerson]

Two times.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God, my ass.

[Tim Butterly]

Now we're almost back up to the part where you walked in. Could we explain the part where we walked in, Justin?

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, when he comes, we're just going to start laughing hysterically at nothing.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is almost useless, though. 25 easiest US cities to get laid. Doesn't mean anything. It's where you flourish, I think.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Where you flourish. What are the cities? Can you just name the cities? Because I might flourish. Maybe that has something. Maybe. What is it?

[Tim Butterly]

See if you could put each of our individual personalities into it and have personalized results.

[Christine]

It's a chat GPT task.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, what is the. What is the first city? Dallas.

[Christine]

Dallas, Texas.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay. I don't go Dallas, Texas. Nothing. Over the years of going to Dallas, not one girl has ever stayed after the show or flir Houston. Crazy. Crazy. Back in the day, Houston was a. I wanted to go there. Twice a year just to, you know, have girls flirt with me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I felt the love in most places in Texas.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dallas, as a state, I feel like, you know, there's a lot of like, thick haunched women that. That really want a good. Like one of those, like side punches to the side of the ass.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nice haunch.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, like a haunch shot.

[Tim Butterly]

A giddy up.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, giddy up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Take a thick Texas haunch.

[Tim Butterly]

Take her saddle off and send her.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Houston has pretty girls, but they are haunchy. It's a pretty haunchy. But their faces are so beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Beautiful, you know, like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like that. What's that big fat pig we like the country singer.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, she's not fat anymore, but yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that's right. She lost weight.

[Big J. Okerson]

She got Oz epic. Lost her butt.

[Bobby Kelly]

A lot of people and her boobs are weird now.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, boobs will go with your butt because they're connected for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

There she is. Yeah, look at her, all thin now and gaunt now. Her face looks fucked up. Yeah, now she's not pretty anymore.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's got the Oz epic face, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's that mean? Do I look all right?

[Big J. Okerson]

No youo look good. Just don't lose that much weight.

[Bobby Kelly]

We changed. We were going down. You're going down to like, the dosage starting to go down.

[Big J. Okerson]

Down to Electric Avenue.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we can take it hot. Yeah, she was better. She was better. Chubby.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, some girls are better Chubby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Substantially better Chubby.

[Big J. Okerson]

And I'm not a big fan of a big ass. But I would rather the other girl. Little chubby girl. And she's from Dallas?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Where's she from?

[Bobby Kelly]

We're just calling her from Dallas cause she's wearing a stupid hat. But that's what we mean. A big old haunched chick. Like this is what we meant.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nashville. Nothing. Nothing. Nashville, Florida. I'm. You might as well.

[Bobby Kelly]

Florida's maybe my worst place. Florida is where I feel the least amount of love from chicks.

[Big J. Okerson]

Florida is my. One of my best. It's almost as good as Jersey. Dude, Florida.

[Bobby Kelly]

What a statement.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is not. I know. I. I think it's. It is a statement. It's like.

[Tim Butterly]

I think Jersey's bucket shuck for a guy like you.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't know what that means, but I like the word happy hour.

[Tim Butterly]

Dude, they got on one special for you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Never heard. What's a bucket?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oysters.

[Tim Butterly]

Dollar oysters from five to seven.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bucket shot. Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

When you go and get the after work crowd, dude. Yeah, Slide out early. Take a chick out of her nylons. She goes, let me take my nylons off.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, God, do I hate girls who wear nylons.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, nude. Nude colored nylons.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know, there's something wrong with their legs and their vagina.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, for sure.

[Big J. Okerson]

Try to keep it in.

[Bobby Kelly]

They definitely got those white meat legs with the black dot pores.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Some type of vein that goes from their knee to their.

[Bobby Kelly]

Vajad, shave those things against the grain 50 different ways. There's still little black dots down your whole leg.

[Big J. Okerson]

I do not. Like a skin colored egg. They come in an egg. Remember the ones that came in an egg?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Legs, Legs.

[Bobby Kelly]

They were almost imps. They were almost impulse purchases. The grocery store.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. For you.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, see, they were almost like by the front counter sometimes. In case you need some quick nylons.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, I used to like the eggs, though. I used to keep those and play with them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, Christine, these are. They're showing you sexy nylons.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sexy nylons are good. We're talking the. The. The exact legs. The skin color one. Yes, those.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. My friend John's mom's nylon. Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

But they were like rare find on ebay. Used legs, pantyhose.

[Big J. Okerson]

What made them gross is they were like an inch thick, you know what I mean?

[Bobby Kelly]

Unopened. Christine, buy that unopened set of legs and put them on. Yeah, they cost a dollar 39 at the time. Rare.

[Big J. Okerson]

Fine, 2, 25 bucks now. But you. Oh, so they're not open, so you're not going to be able to see them.

[Tim Butterly]

Everyone's divorced. Aunts got in these a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now can I say this, though? Nothing hotter than when you watch a porn and the guy rips the. The rips them open, of course, and the penis flops out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize. No, no, no, no. That's not what I like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where's this list? Baltimore, Maryland. Now, nothing I. Nothing I could think of that's been.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nope, nope. No good in Baltimore. No. No good in Baltimore.

[Bobby Kelly]

Minneapolis. Nope.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nope. Jacksonville, Florida. Yes, I will say yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, I will say yes. Jacksonville, Florida, particularly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, it's like, you know that girl who works with animals, you know what I mean?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

That chick has nine dogs. All rescues.

[Bobby Kelly]

San Francisco.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes. Yeah, San Francisco's good.

[Bobby Kelly]

All day long.

[Big J. Okerson]

Philadelphia. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Connecticut. Surprisingly, yes. I feel like maybe.

[Big J. Okerson]

I know, not for me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't draw a crowd, but the crowd I draw, there's always some chubber that wants to lay it down, you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Draw a crowd in Connecticut, there's something wrong with you.

[Bobby Kelly]

No shit.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Houston, Texas.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now go back. Wait a minute. Wait. Oh, where were you? You missed one place.

[Bobby Kelly]

Connecticut.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay. New Haven. I thought it said New Hampshire. Yep, Houston. Yes. I had unbelievable luck in Houston, but it was at my prime, you know, when I was fucking a stool, it was marshmallows Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Good times.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Speaking of that hair, dude, I watched a thing. I've never seen this before. It was Jeff Garland talking to Joe Rogan. Someone did a supercut of this. And Jeff Garland's very judgmental about comedy, by the way. He just. I don't think he knows Rogan's comedy at all. And he just starts laying down like, he's like, you know, if. If you. I always found that if you gotta. You see the guy, the stool or having sex with the air. Like a no good. Never a good comic, I feel like never. And he says like three or four times and then rogue. And then while they're saying that just shows Rogan a thousand times, like jumping way up in the air stools and laying on his back and. And becoming a lion. And then he just shows broken and go, yeah, but what if the joke really needs you? I mean, what if the joke really needs you to fucking stool, which is a funny like way around. So just defend it. Be like, yeah, man, sometimes people are physical comics. You know what I mean? I can't even dispute that. It's just a funny thing to act like, what if the joke really needs you to with.

[Big J. Okerson]

I remember when I one night at the Boston Comedy Club, Patrice came off and took the stool so I wouldn't it. He was like, nah, you ain't it tonight. He goes, you got to get over this. You got. You're going to break your addiction to this stool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I didn't know how physical Joe Rogan's comedy was with that stuff when I went on there. I made a lot of jokes the first time I went on and I was telling him my kind of my whole starting the black circuit and stuff. I made a lot of jokes about the stools being myself included them. But I spoke at a very like. But I have now matured out of the stool.

[Tim Butterly]

I've never even conceived in my old age now. But back when I was a child and I didn't know anything and I was really terrible at comedy is when I was really laying it down on.

[Bobby Kelly]

That thing when I could not think to write one good joke.

[Tim Butterly]

I had an incredible gorilla Noise could.

[Bobby Kelly]

Always fall back on fucking that stool.

[Tim Butterly]

That stool was when I was doing terrible. Nothing was working and I needed to just hit the emergency, you know, tried and true hack move.

[Bobby Kelly]

That slut was always there waiting for me, fucking legs open, zero effort.

[Tim Butterly]

Embarrassed to even think about it now.

[Big J. Okerson]

But I used to get mad when I do a club and there was a chair like, how am I gonna.

[Bobby Kelly]

That I can't. This chair, I can't.

[Big J. Okerson]

This chair.

[Tim Butterly]

You could ride it cowboy style.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, but that's not this. I'm not a slut.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, that thing's a child.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, that's a child.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. I need an adult stool. I'm not a piece of the chairs.

[Bobby Kelly]

When I start pretending like I'm yelling at Max or something, I'm the stool. That's an adult, you creep. What kind of club is this?

[Tim Butterly]

He has a bunch of different chair decals on his rear windshield.

[Big J. Okerson]

One stool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dawn chair. Max ottoman's the dog.

[Tim Butterly]

Noodles, Bobby's the table.

[Big J. Okerson]

God, I miss a stool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, man. A stool was really.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Who? Jaymore. The stool. He had a great bit. Jay Moore, by the way, is so funny right now. I saw his comedy and he's. He's sober and he got his together. He's really killing it right now. Very funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Trying to get season tickets to the Lakers.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm trying, but you know, I'm just gonna go back out to la, give another shot, see if I get some poo tag.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay. Hey, Jay.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, I'm just happy. I love when somebody fucking pulls it together and gets sober and is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Was he fucked up? I didn't really follow his trajectory very much. He was.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, it's not my story to tell, but he's told it. Yes. He's sober four years, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

He told me he was homeless when he was sucking guys dick. You were just saying Bobby.

[Tim Butterly]

He was getting guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't. I think I said that off air.

[Tim Butterly]

You were saying this guy in homeless.

[Bobby Kelly]

Shelters Hollywood so hard.

[Big J. Okerson]

There's an off air talk and then there's an on air talk. I don't want to teach you guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

How to do video. And you were like before he sought help, he started to convince himself that he loved it.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know? It's so funny though.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's why they call him Jay Moore. It's not Jay less.

[Big J. Okerson]

I actually got. When we used to do Opie and Anthony down the hall. He came on one day and we were doing something and I said something. I don't know, I said something.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, pussy.

[Big J. Okerson]

No but about his hair or something. That's what he was going. He was going ball and fucking Patrick from cringe humor wrote this article. And I didn't say anything bad about it. He was like, whatever, you know. And he wrote this thing. He's losing his hair. And then tagged me. Robert Kelly put me in it so it looked like I wrote it good, like I said it. I got a phone call from Jay. He was like, hey, man, like fucking really mad and sad. Like, fuck, man, what are you gonna talk about my fucking hair for? And I'm bald, by the way. Go fuck yourself. You have hair. And I. I had to explain it to him. But that's when he was kind of in the midst of it, when he was all fucking frazzled.

[Bobby Kelly]

Losing his hair from drugs and gay sex.

[Big J. Okerson]

Didn't do any. Never been gay. Been married.

[Tim Butterly]

You tried living on the streets, Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, you don't have to be gay, do gay stuff to get what you need.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay, this is not me again. I don't want to get a phone call again. Hey, Bob, what the fuck, man? I'm sober.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's sober. Off, no drugs, no dick For, I think three years.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, that's me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh.

[Big J. Okerson]

And that's 29. Dick, four years. Drugs, alcohol, 39.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cambridge, Massachusetts. Let me say.

[Tim Butterly]

Read the blurb on it. By the way, some of these blurbs look pretty funny.

[Big J. Okerson]

Cambridge, Massachusetts. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think we should do the top five. We'll do the. The. Read up the top five.

[Tim Butterly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's see. Because the city is flooded with sex hungry, party loving students, making it easier for people to get late. Okay. Yeah, maybe they are all funny.

[Tim Butterly]

Insider monkey score, 3.3.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Insider monkey gives it a 3.3.

[Big J. Okerson]

My thing back in the day.

[Tim Butterly]

I hardly knew.

[Big J. Okerson]

Insider. I hardly knew her. That was a guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Pound him for me. That's from me. Anyways, I used to go. I had a little motorcycle. One bigger than Prince. It was a 500, not a 400 like that. I used to. I used to go after my shows, Harvard Square and hang out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because late night, just bang donuts on the motorcycle.

[Big J. Okerson]

They used to have, you know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Were you wearing a full Purple Rain outfit? I like the picture, Bobby. Full frills.

[Big J. Okerson]

I did, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Purple rainbow frills.

[Big J. Okerson]

My. I had little tassels on my. My wrists.

[Bobby Kelly]

Somebody put Bobby in Purple Rain. Prince, please.

[Big J. Okerson]

I had a guitar on my back, but I didn't play. I just get off the motorcycle with it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hell yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

I. I would go there late night. They had a place called Tasties which was just a hamburger place, but they were great hamburgers. And all the late night kids would hang out in this little area where the train was. And I go there and meet chicks all the time. Ghoul. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Were you wearing a chain that had the symbol for man on it?

[Big J. Okerson]

I had both, yeah. And then I.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's tasty.

[Tim Butterly]

Maybe an ankh raspberry beret and not much else.

[Big J. Okerson]

I used to draw infinity on my chest with a marker and. Yeah, it was a tattoo.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, this is just for. We're all infinite.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

We all just go back to energy.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, because it was a different type of girl that would hang out down there. I hung out with, you know, comics. It was all like, you know, girls.

[Tim Butterly]

At the club age. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And I would go down there and it was kind of weirdos like, you.

[Tim Butterly]

Know, golf chicks and 20 year olds figuring themselves out.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bobby dressed like Prince.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was 20. I was 20. I'm not. I didn't go last week. Tim thinks I went a month ago.

[Bobby Kelly]

We are gathered here, dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hey, guys show up with a gray beard on a Vespa. How you doing? You broads want to hang out?

[Bobby Kelly]

And when the man tries to bring you down, dude, go crazy.

[Big J. Okerson]

Let's go nuts. Hey, the world's not a fun. It's a never ending place. Girls day or night. Dude. Dude. In Beverly Hills, you know when this. That everything will be all right. But it's not all right. Dude. Good time.

[Bobby Kelly]

This isn't like, call Dr. Something something.

[Big J. Okerson]

This.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's weird. This speech is weird. I can't wait till somebody superimposes you into Prince purple. Right?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wish I had a picture with AI. Somebody could definitely AI you doing a scene. I want to do the scene where you stop your father from hitting your mother. Maybe you're just too demanding.

[Big J. Okerson]

When I come in and I, I, I, I kind of stop him because I don't have strength.

[Bobby Kelly]

Berkeley, California. Am I Charles Manson or Jim Morrison? I think it's late in Berkeley.

[Big J. Okerson]

I, I did one of the greatest massage projects.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were a college rapist?

[Big J. Okerson]

No, one of the great. No, one of the greatest massage parlors I've ever been to. One of the was in Berkeley. I went and you show up. This is back in the day when the girls would dress in like evening gowns and stuff. They would get dressed up before. They were just like massages. Right. There was a big.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was an event, dude. Like the Titanic. Right. Everybody wore tuxedos to go on a boat. What happened?

[Big J. Okerson]

Do you, do you Remember that when the places, they would actually wear nice clothes when you go to the massage.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes. The slaviest of slave places would make them also dress like geishas and shit. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

So I went into this place. It had a wooden dragon door.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

And you knocked on it, and you heard all these people on the other side getting ready, like a bunch of people. And then all of a sudden, the door opened and there was a row of women in. Even these Asian women in evening gowns.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm here for the Golden Child.

[Big J. Okerson]

I want the knife.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want the knife, please.

[Big J. Okerson]

Why was that so funny?

[Bobby Kelly]

So funny.

[Big J. Okerson]

Why was that such a thing? I want the knife. So I went in. It's all Asian girls. These women in these beautiful dresses.

[Bobby Kelly]

Good. Correction.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank you. Appreciate you.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then these were Asian stool tools, if you know what I mean. Or in chairs.

[Big J. Okerson]

The last one was this smoking blonde woman in a dress.

[Bobby Kelly]

And it's literally not Asian.

[Big J. Okerson]

Not Asian. Smoking blonde. I'm talking really pretty. All of a sudden, you're like. You're fanning from left to right, so you're like, her. And all you hear was, they got.

[Bobby Kelly]

So that's all day long. That's all day long. That happens all day long.

[Big J. Okerson]

If she's off duty. If she's in a room with somebody, fine. But if she's available, it literally goes her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I don't know. The one that can understand my strange, freaky requests. There's nothing worse than having this ass goes. Do you lick asshole? They go, he asshole. You go, lick. You have to, like, point. Like, lick. Like, point the mouth and then lick. You do. You do.

[Tim Butterly]

No, you start talking like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you do. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, you do, do, do. But then tongue, doo, doo.

[Big J. Okerson]

They go. Hang on one second. They go to another room. You just hear him laughing. He want ass licked.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know.

[Jacob]

Soy sauce.

[Big J. Okerson]

You do. All right, we got Berkeley, so. No on Berkeley. Of course not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Clearwater, Clear water.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not if you're Hulk. Unless you're Hulk Hogan.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow. Clearwater.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna. Some old bitties, though.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's Scientology, actually.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that in Clearwater?

[Big J. Okerson]

Clear.

[Bobby Kelly]

That.

[Big J. Okerson]

That. The old. The old bitches in that whole thing. And. And Scientologists. So maybe, maybe not.

[Tim Butterly]

The city offers several bars and clubs to meet your potential sex partner?

[Big J. Okerson]

I think so.

[Tim Butterly]

I mean, it's right there, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which is perfect. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

At this age. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't want to be dazzled by a large city vibe. Los Angeles is eight. Boo.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nope. Nothing. What does it say?

[Bobby Kelly]

The city is Overflowing with singles who come here from all around America and to have fun and party. The city has a relaxed vibe. Never felt that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Never.

[Bobby Kelly]

Culturally diverse.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nope.

[Bobby Kelly]

You could find women of Spanish, African and European descent. Okay. If you have a taste for diversity, this city is your go to place. By the way, let me say two things I noticed. We went to see Kendrick Lamar at MetLife on Thursday, and SZA and Kendrick Lamar. SZA's background dancers were. I mean, from one to the next. Busted. Terrible looking. Kendrick Lamar's background dancer girls were African. Dude. They were big, round butts, tiny waist, muscular.

[Tim Butterly]

Barefoot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Dark.

[Big J. Okerson]

Short hair, afro, no wig.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dark. Real dark.

[Big J. Okerson]

Pumpernickel.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I mean, dark. But let me tell you, I love that. Rocking those bodies.

[Big J. Okerson]

Love that. I love that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm really thumping. SZA grew on me as attractive as the night went on. Jacob, you wouldn't like her. She's a little bit of a thick bottom, if you know what I mean. A bit of a tank thighs.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't like that.

[Jacob]

Not for me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Billy. A battlebot, but a good one.

[Christine]

She's lost weight, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she's also lost weight.

[Jacob]

Not enough, probably.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's very pretty, though. Jesus. Very, very pretty. Kendrick Lamar is also. It sucks for a girl to be next to him. He's five foot one and she must be tiny.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, is he small?

[Bobby Kelly]

He's so small.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is he wearing those jeans, those bell bottom tight jeans?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he didn't wear bell bottom jeans, but he wore. He wore shorts. That would make my shorts look like Larry bird in the 70s. Or the. I'm telling you. Or the early 80s, rather. It was. They were. They were shorts, but I mean, they touched his shoes almost. He's so little. Yeah, he's so tiny.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

But was it good? Yeah, it was good. The audience I didn't love.

[Big J. Okerson]

Are you that close?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we were in.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is that you?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, but.

[Bobby Kelly]

But we were inside the stage, in the. It's called the Energy Pit.

[Big J. Okerson]

You. You got Snake Pit.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's not called the Snake Pit.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, but it's called the Energy Pit, which in rap. Translate. Translate to Snake Pit.

[Christine]

We were in that little circle right there.

[Big J. Okerson]

You got Snake Pit. Well, how'd you get Snake Pit?

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine bought them.

[Big J. Okerson]

Was Josh there?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just me and Christine.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay. I'm okay with that.

[Tim Butterly]

Is everyone around you dancing the whole time?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it was also nice. Like, it was not crammed up in there. Yeah, it was. It was full, but I mean, not packed. Plenty of room to go.

[Big J. Okerson]

Was it Expensive. Which must have been crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know. Christine got him. Jacob, what do you think?

[Jacob]

It's a little too big for me.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's pretty, though. They do way too many songs. They do way too many songs together. And he changed completely the beat of one of my favorite songs. He does? No, it's Mad City.

[Big J. Okerson]

How's that? I know that goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no. Yes, that's the one.

[Big J. Okerson]

I love that one, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Good kid. Mad City. But he came out instead of again. Two things I like. I love that song. But he did it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Said that I had two things that you liked, but I held back.

[Bobby Kelly]

He did it.

[Big J. Okerson]

He did it. Ham. Ham and lattes.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, he didn't do ham and lattes. He did that song's lyrics to the beat. Not even the beat's the wrong word. To the background music of Sweet Love by Anita Baker. That's weird, right? That was, like, the theme of his background the whole night. They kept going back to Sweet Love by Anita Baker. Sweet.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, it's a good song, but enough of that, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, because the actual song is so hard and awesome.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Come on, Jay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stay with me, baby.

[Big J. Okerson]

I believe. Got it. God damn. All right, stop. We're gonna get in trouble.

[Bobby Kelly]

What, are you trying to get me jammed up?

[Big J. Okerson]

I'll take the heat. I'll take the heat. All right, cool. Jesus Christ, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

You, like, want to see me jammed up? I feel like, Lou. You would like nothing more than to see me get jammed the up.

[Big J. Okerson]

No way they can bring me down. Is that Lewis's? What is that? What is that? Lewis's barbecue. Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

That'S his ex's barbecue.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now, were you the. Were you the. Were you. Was it like a. The crowd very diverse, or was it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. No, it wasn't diverse.

[Big J. Okerson]

Mostly white people.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was extraordinarily white.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's all white. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah. And then a lot of the gay. A lot of the black people were gay.

[Big J. Okerson]

What? How do you know that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Looking at them and also knowing every word to Scissor songs was a big tell.

[Big J. Okerson]

What's the scissor song?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is that scissoring? Isn't that what lesbians do?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no. Sza's her name.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the girl with the tank bottom. She's. I'll tell you what's happened. What's very funny to notice in R B music particularly, and the juxtaposition of even playing Sweet Love by Anita Baker. That's the R B music that I grew up with. More. And then it became like, suggestive songs with, like, the Jodecis and stuff where they're singing about, like, freaking you and. But they. SZA's. She has a beautiful voice. Undeniable. I don't like the songs. She's a beautiful voice, but her lyrics are all like, used to suck my. Used to suck your dick. Now you coming down my throat. And I'm just like. I mean, I'm making that up. But that is the roundabout idea of what the. It's. No.

[Tim Butterly]

This is my first time seeing her.

[Bobby Kelly]

But, like two Live Crew lyrics.

[Tim Butterly]

This is incredible.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can I hear a little bit of her?

[Tim Butterly]

She could drag Jacob between her cheeks like a towel.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the song. Oh, yeah, no doubt, dude.

[Jacob]

You see why it wouldn't work?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no. For sure, dude. Like a baton in her butt.

[Tim Butterly]

She'd be snapping her friends with a wet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob. Jacob would come out, smell like cocoa butter and mayonnaise.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, absolutely, dude.

[Tim Butterly]

Hot sauce.

[Bobby Kelly]

A little bit of dookie juice.

[Big J. Okerson]

This song I love, like, Pat Thai and the hot sauce.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wouldn't call this her song. This is Kendrick Lamar, the song I did for Black Panther. She does the chorus, and it's great.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay, but.

[Bobby Kelly]

What.

[Christine]

That doesn't look like scissors.

[Big J. Okerson]

I want to hear the. Eat my part.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, go. Just look up Dirtiest Sizzle lyrics. I'm certain it's a bunch of them.

[Big J. Okerson]

I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Girl. Eat ass, ass, ass. Do you eat ass, ass, ass, Girl. I eat ass.

[Tim Butterly]

So then just put this through Google Translate at the massage place.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was Princess Vitara who found God. After that. She found Jesus.

[Big J. Okerson]

She found Jesus?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Where was he?

[Bobby Kelly]

In her ass. She was eating ass. She found him. Going to see Marilyn Manson tonight.

[Big J. Okerson]

How you. Really? I gotta go to. I'm going to the dojo.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't know if I'm going to make it. I got to fly. What? Getting out of the tunnel. Is it easy or what?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, tunnel's not bad.

[Big J. Okerson]

Swing fling. Zip it up. All right. Yeah. I gotta go do this tonight.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know.

[Tim Butterly]

Cigars and Marilyn Manson sounds cool, too, though. Yeah, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Cigars and friends or Marilyn Manson. What are you gonna pick?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I put in. I normally wouldn't do this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I. Whitney Cummings told me that she's a friend with it. She's friends with him?

[Big J. Okerson]

With Marilyn Manson, Right?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what I said.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, they look similar.

[Bobby Kelly]

True.

[Big J. Okerson]

Without makeup.

[Bobby Kelly]

True, true. She. So I reached out to her. I was like, I already got good tickets. I'm not looking for tickets. I was like, but you said you're friends with them, so I don't even know what I mean by this, but can you put in a word for me in some way?

[Big J. Okerson]

What do you want her to go? Hey, I want to let you know Jay's new special is awesome.

[Bobby Kelly]

What she did was a cool thing she sent him. She said, a friend of mine's, like, a comedian. Friend of mine's a big fan. He's coming to see. And she's like, he's a. She wrote. She sent me the thing. He's a genius. And sent my special, which is pretty dope, right? And he wrote back. He's like, oh, I'd love to meet him. So we'll see.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wait a minute.

[Bobby Kelly]

We'll see?

[Big J. Okerson]

You're gonna meet him tonight?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know.

[Tim Butterly]

I feel like there's a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is fallen. This has fallen to pieces for me several times already.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, can I just say something? No. I mean, look, I love you, but you went to the Snake Pit, and now you're going backstage.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't go to a Snake Pit. I sat with you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now you went to Ken, Kendrick, Lamar, but you did go to the Snake Pit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine bought those, by the way. It was up to Christine. She wasn't ready to put to pry at all. She was happy to stay way back. And I'm like, I thought you said we're in some kind of a pit. And she was like, I don't know. I think it just means the floor. Like, no, no, it's a thing. And we did. We got directed all around, and it's this little pit in the middle of the stage was pretty dope.

[Tim Butterly]

So you haven't met Marilyn Manson before? That's crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Never met Marilyn Manson.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm friends with him.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have. No, you're not.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, I am. I'll call him right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Call him.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right. Whatever. You want me to call him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Text Dawn. Dawn, be Marilyn Manson for a second.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna text Dawn.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hello, It's Marilyn Manson.

[Big J. Okerson]

You want me to call him? Seriously?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, hit him up, dude.

[Tim Butterly]

I don't see you as a guy that gets starstruck very often, but I have to imagine you're gonna stutter when you meet.

[Bobby Kelly]

It would be. I'd be pretty excited to meet. Well, I've already talked it out to Christine. The things that I'm like, don't do. Don't go in there right away talking about how your music has such a.

[Tim Butterly]

Crazy impact on my outfits. And, you know, I'm not usually like, I try not to be like this, but I just. I don't even want to take up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Any of your time.

[Tim Butterly]

It's just like. It means so much to me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, Marilyn.

[Big J. Okerson]

Marilyn. Marilyn. Marilyn Manson.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Marilyn. How you doing, buddy? Again? Yeah, it's Bobby. You got a show tonight. I'm not gonna be able to make it.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is Marilyn Manson in the shower. Is he in the shower?

[Big J. Okerson]

Where are you?

[Tim Butterly]

It better be blood.

[Big J. Okerson]

Where are you? I removed my bottom ribs. Okay. All right, so.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, that's something only Maryland would know. Wait a second.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's true.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's inside information.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hey, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait a second. This might not be a bit.

[Big J. Okerson]

My friend Jay's coming. He's a genius, and he loves the way you dress.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like. Whoever. Whoever. You got to do this did not stop doing whatever they're doing to take this call.

[Tim Butterly]

Frying bacon in the shower.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's working out. Marilyn. What's up, buddy? I'm sorry for interrupting you. What's Jay's favorite song? What's your favorite song?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I'm not playing this game with whoever this big person is, buddy.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's Marilyn Manson.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me see.

[Tim Butterly]

This might be going somewhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

Show me Marilyn Manson is yours. That's the guy. Do you have a. He has a picture with this thing.

[Big J. Okerson]

Maryland. Maryland.

[Bobby Kelly]

Maryland.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right, I'll talk to you. Hey, buddy, he's gonna. He's gonna be there tonight. Can you maybe meet him after the show? Definitely.

[Tim Butterly]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I want to see you suck your own dick. If I had one request, he won.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can you. He wants to see you suck your own dick. Is that cool?

[Bobby Kelly]

I haven't done it in years, but I'll pull up all the stuff.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay, perfect.

[Bobby Kelly]

He has Ridge removed.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do it right.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right. Thanks, man. All right, man. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever it was, he couldn't stop doing dishes.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was, first of all, Marilyn.

[Tim Butterly]

It wasn't familiar because familiar would have said suck my. What? What's your problem, buddy? Oh, old mean Mike.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Mike's coming in on Wednesday to tell us. I would. I got a funniest phone. I was sick as a dog this weekend.

[Big J. Okerson]

I got so sick of what?

[Bobby Kelly]

And just life in general? No, my stomach, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Again.

[Bobby Kelly]

Again. It was battle. No, but it got. It was so bad.

[Big J. Okerson]

Were you pooping again?

[Bobby Kelly]

Throwing up? Oh, God, pooping. It was a nightmare. Two nights and there was, like, two cities. I did. I worked with Shane this weekend, which was great. I felt like I was such a buzz kill because I was just felt like, horrible.

[Big J. Okerson]

All these people came down to see you this weekend and you didn't show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, to the San Diego. Don't say I didn't show. I wasn't going. It was like I bailed.

[Big J. Okerson]

I told him you canceled.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said, I bailed.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was like, shane called. He was like, I gotta go over here because it's. It'll do better for my career.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh. And they were like, I think I'm an. What a shitty thing for him to do to you.

[Big J. Okerson]

What? Yeah. They're like, wow, that's weird. I was like, some of you, man, it's show business. Not show friends.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not show friends. Is this her being dirty?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

These lyrics seem pretty dirty.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just a little scissor dirty.

[Big J. Okerson]

I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

My stay. What? Yeah. You don't know how to spell scissor, dude? S, C, A.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hood.

[Bobby Kelly]

What? Did not see that coming. I don't care how much you knew me in the past tense. I ain't no Julia style. A lot of white references in here.

[Big J. Okerson]

Not that dirty.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not dirty at all.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, it's not that dirty.

[Tim Butterly]

I think she's about to turn it over.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love it in my pipe.

[Big J. Okerson]

Come in my nostrils.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't. One dick ain't enough. Give me a walrus mouth with two in my cheeks.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, so it's gonna be fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I'm starting to think that was a Marilyn Manson, buddy. All right, Hang on.

[Big J. Okerson]

Was that Marilyn man told you about the ribs thing?

[Bobby Kelly]

No. He does his own dishes in the afternoon.

[Big J. Okerson]

There's not dishes. He's working out for the show tonight. You know, he's back. He's went to rehab. He's got his together. He's in shape again.

[Bobby Kelly]

He is in shape.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he was clanging and banging.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, buddy. Listen, I'm gonna have whatever merch you want, and if there's a song you want him to sing. And he said he's gonna try to suck his own dick. So look it, if Marilyn sucks his own dick on.

[Tim Butterly]

Did you give him the Kill himself at midnight?

[Big J. Okerson]

If he did suck his own dick and he just pointed at you, it is him. This one goes out to die.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know? Legion of Skanks has also killed its second ECW wrestler.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think, though, on some light detective work and thinking about it, I think I know what killed Sabu. Famed ECW wrestler Sabu, rest in peace, died yesterday, I think, or the day before.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was just on Legion of Skanks last Monday. Legendary ECW wrestler, Hardcore Legend.

[Big J. Okerson]

How was he?

[Tim Butterly]

Domicidal, suicidal, genocide, genocidal?

[Bobby Kelly]

He was. It was interesting at the get go. He's whacked out for sure. Sabu. He is. This is his last match ever.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. Okay, this is good because what he die of?

[Big J. Okerson]

Fan comments?

[Bobby Kelly]

No. So Sabu, he's still wrestling, which is crazy. He came. He was. He was. He. He does only these death match things. They're fucking crazy what he does. And then he goes. He was supposed to get in this fight. Supposed to be one of his last fights of. It is his last now. He's supposed to go through a table.

[Tim Butterly]

Check out the ropes, by the way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, they're barbed wire. Yeah, the ropes are barbed wire. He has his chair, they have a table set up against the ropes and they're supposed to throw him through that table and he's supposed to go through something else on the floor. I think he misses whatever it is on the floor, whatever it is. When he goes down, he head first on the concrete, gets those frozen arms. He's unconscious. And they. The guy picks him up, the other wrestler, and they just start fighting again. He just like comes to and his goes back. He's probably dead because of that. And I think of that because when she said Bob Saget, we were saying like Bob Saget, like bumped his head on a cabinet or something a little bit later. Like, this is probably why he's dead. I would assume if he didn't get help after this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at this. He's. He's gonna run off a chair that he did not fuck.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then into the barbed wire ropes and into a barbed wire bed. Basically, it looks like a bed. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can skip ahead to it where they.

[Tim Butterly]

He's been doing this since 1992.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, 86. I think he said 87. Dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

So he's getting thrown out of the ring into a board.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's unconscious.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, God. That's cement floor. No padding.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's completely unconscious. And then he. They just got him up.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, did the Sandman show up? Oh, hell yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, so here's the funny thing that is Sandman.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's old too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, he is old, but that's the Sandman and he's. He's gonna be on Skanks next Monday. Stay tuned, everybody. Are we gonna kill Sandman? Because now we have.

[Tim Butterly]

Wait, isn't he on with Zach?

[Bobby Kelly]

We got. Yeah, we got news. Oh, yeah, maybe Zach.

[Big J. Okerson]

One of them. One of them dies. Can we take. Which one's it going to Be Zachary.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sandman's going to die soon. God damn. Yeah, he gets back in and fights, which is absolutely crazy.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

But Sandman is coming on. So we. We. So far, we got new Jack from ECW came on, died shortly after Sabu, and then Saboo. Now go for Sandman.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now you go for Sam. Or Zach.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or Zach.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now. Now a lot of these other. This is coming back. This. This type of style of wrestling. ECW is coming back.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. But it's. It's. It's a little more. A little more. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Bobby Kelly]

Mainstream.

[Big J. Okerson]

A little more mainstream than it was. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, because I'll tell you, even AEW is doing more of this. There's a lot more blood.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why? Heard they have to.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, because WWE just. And they bought everybody, so now they're doing all this, which I love, but it is fucked up to watch.

[Tim Butterly]

My wife's so sweet because we watch a lot of Sabu highlights in my house. I'm, like, playing wrestling video games still. And she, like, looked up from her phone on the couch last night, she said, oh, Sabu died.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is he in any video games?

[Tim Butterly]

Actually, I just downloaded a rom Hack for WWF WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64, and I was playing as him, like, the night he died.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do they give him moves?

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, it's got everything. It's got his entrance. It's got. Dude really full ROM hack online.

[Big J. Okerson]

What's his finishing move?

[Bobby Kelly]

The Arabian Ass Blaster or something? I think it's the Arabian Ass Blaster. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it might be the Arabian Ass Blaster. I think that he does a thing where he, like, puts it. He jumps in the air and puts a chair under him and leg drops you with the chair. Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

It's kind of tough to tell what his finishing move is because a lot of his matches ended with him, like, flying into the crowd upside down, and he's, like, dead. Almost everyone just has to go away. Oh, let's go, dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, I mean, he just jumped off the top rope with a ladder onto the. Yeah, I mean, this type of wrestling.

[Tim Butterly]

This was the best. It's never been topped.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was. He's mangled. Listen, the. The funniest. A little preview. If you haven't seen the Sabu Legion of Skanks yet, it's so. He's so out of it. He's, like, lethargic that for the first 15 minutes of the show, eventually we start going into chaotic laughter because we're laughing at like, he's just. He's sitting at the table like he's not even at a show that's happening with microphones in front of me.

[Big J. Okerson]

Just like he was dying on your show. You didn't even know.

[Bobby Kelly]

We didn't even start.

[Tim Butterly]

Till he draws blood, you gotta blame.

[Big J. Okerson]

How far after your show did he die? You sure Ari didn't drug him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Less than a week, maybe. No, I'm not sure. After a week. He was so awesome, him. When he was young, he was so cool, but he. He was, like, just dead silent almost. We'd ask him questions, he'd give it a quick yes or nos and like, kind of look down and be weird.

[Big J. Okerson]

You have to pay him and then.

[Tim Butterly]

You have a brain bleed, to be fair.

[Big J. Okerson]

Huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

We pay everybody.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, but you have to pay like, you know, what is it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know what I mean? Some of these guys are like, I'll come on if you give me a little.

[Bobby Kelly]

His handler was a fan.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Too. But like, he whatchamacall. He's never done, like podcasts like that before. Really? So much so. Like, it was very new. But. But 15 minutes, you start seeing me start laughing hard because I'm like, this is. How are we going to possibly do another hour and fifteen minutes? This guy is so not into it. And then the genuine laughter. Dave Smith said something. I don't remember what. He said something. And Sabudis goes. And it's so genuine. I go, oh, keep going, Dave.

[Tim Butterly]

Keep going.

[Bobby Kelly]

I go, keep talking about Israel, Dave. Oh, Dave got Dave.

[Tim Butterly]

You likes it.

[Big J. Okerson]

It talk about Palestine more. Talk about Palestine.

[Tim Butterly]

And I think he likes it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Say the Jews, Dave. Say the Jews again.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he's really. I think he's really, really liking it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sing river to the sea.

[Tim Butterly]

There's our guy.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, look who woke up.

[Tim Butterly]

There's our boy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, bud.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hey, bud. No one from the cell is a cuck. Say it. Oh, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just to put a pin in this, by the way, I'm trying to figure out what the voice I'm going to start doing for the black statue in Times Square is. But when I figure it out and we throw the screen, we'll have her commentate on a lot of the New York's goings on.

[Big J. Okerson]

I. I'm not gonna do a voice. This is what I'm gonna do. Ready? This is. This is all I hear.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you what's so funny. That video. Was that you that sent the video of the lady complaining about it?

[Big J. Okerson]

Buddy, It Made me laugh so hard.

[Bobby Kelly]

She goes, why they always say black women loud, fat, 10ft tall, made of bronze?

[Big J. Okerson]

Can you play it? You gotta. You gotta see this. It's literally the statue talking.

[Bobby Kelly]

And by the way, she looks exactly like this.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's the exact.

[Bobby Kelly]

But she was always saying, we ugly, fat and loud little titties on a fucking fat ass.

[Big J. Okerson]

She looks like the statue talking. It's fucking crazy. Look, look, look.

[Jacob]

Describe the statue.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, the statue is in Times Square. You can see the picture. It's a. It's a giant bronze fucking lady who's done with it. Mad. Yeah. I don't know. She's just wearing a fucking T shirt.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's so. She's got an attitude on her face.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm on my break.

[Bobby Kelly]

She goes, because there's other people here at Foot Locker.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look, if I shut the door, you can't get on the plane. That's just the way it is.

[Tim Butterly]

Okay?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

You got to take your computer out of the bag.

[Bobby Kelly]

So I don't know. Cause you has to.

[Big J. Okerson]

But this lady is complaining about it. I'm watching it. I'm like, wait a minute. It looks exactly like the statue.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's in Times Square, too. She goes, that ain't the real Spider Man. That ain't Spider Man. Spider man, that short.

[Big J. Okerson]

Play. Play the clip.

[Bobby Kelly]

You ain't gonna take my money.

[Big J. Okerson]

This so funny.

[Christine]

Oh, amazing. Just.

[Bobby Kelly]

There we go.

[Big J. Okerson]

There we go.

[Christine]

These people never cease to amaze me. They just show you every day how and what they think about black down a little bit in America or just. Just black people in America.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Christine]

And I'm just highly offended by this. If you're black, not inf. I'm going to have to ask you dig a little deeper and see how our media. How. And just the outlook of America. How they.

[Bobby Kelly]

By the way, I mean, she's not wrong. This statue is literally. If you had to go, could you make a statue of a reason Black Lou only white chicks his whole life. This is the statue.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at her face. Do I look like I want to give you my number?

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at Black Lou's face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do I look like I got a phone number?

[Jacob]

Definitely looks like the muse.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Why? Why angry? Why does it look like she's not even angry?

[Bobby Kelly]

She's just done with it?

[Tim Butterly]

Because, Bobby, it's not in her job description.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's the face you get when you walk into Starbucks at five of nine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep, absolutely.

[Big J. Okerson]

You guys still open?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that machine's not working right now. Yeah, I already Cleaned that. Look at her. And they just an awful body. Yeah, just some lady.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, she gave it. They just gave her a shitty T shirt. That's too small.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's just ill fitting. It's like stretched. It's like she's been cleaning in it all day.

[Tim Butterly]

Looks like scrubs. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

And what's it supposed to be? Okay, keep playing. Because she's funny. They think we Loud, ugly.

[Christine]

Depict you as a gangster or gay. If you're a black woman. They like to depict. Depict you as a single mom. Loud, fat and ugly. Ugly I am.

[Bobby Kelly]

By the way, this. If you told me the statue was called single mom, Loud, fat and ugly, I would believe you. It is my masterpiece. Single mom Loud, fat and ugly.

[Big J. Okerson]

I have done it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes. I have done it.

[Big J. Okerson]

You have captured it, its essence. You have captured the essence of the single, fat, loud and ugly woman.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did it. This is the lady that made me move.

[Tim Butterly]

An amateur can render fabric. Can you make a statue loud?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

The lady who lived above me, who I couldn't take anymore.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ah, me.

[Bobby Kelly]

The reason I moved to New York from Atlanta.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

God damn. She's had it with everybody. Can I tell you something, black Lou? I'm looking at this woman's face, the statue's face, and she's had it with black chicks too, dude. She's like, I hear you. I see why these girls by these boys going over to the white girls.

[Big J. Okerson]

No play the rest of it.

[Christine]

And they want us to bast in this like this is some something to be proud of. No, this isn't monstrosity. It's offensive as whoever made this is ugly. Their mama.

[Bobby Kelly]

The face on the statue is like someone just told her to keep a better eye on her kids. Hey, can you keep a better eye on your kids? Excuse me.

[Tim Butterly]

Worry about your own kids.

[Big J. Okerson]

She said your mama's ugly. This woman's ugly. Her mama's ugly. Her grandmother's ugly.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is funny because the woman giving this. The speech in the video isn't ugly.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's not ugly.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's not ugly. But it looks like this. She just happens to have the same hair. Like everything's so wrong in showing this statue in that background of this. Dang. She looks just like that statue. Probably even the hands on the hips.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, this is the other mom from the Shiloh Hendricks video.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, this is what a goofy statue.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, play it.

[Christine]

Entire family is ugly and I'm just tired of it.

[Big J. Okerson]

There you go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there a name in the statue? I want to name it? Can we name it yeah, huh? Yeah, huh.

[Big J. Okerson]

Whatever.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought so.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm not playing with you.

[Big J. Okerson]

My manager's not here.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got two minutes.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm not about the foolishness now.

[Bobby Kelly]

That gonna cost you extra? Grounded in the stars. What?

[Big J. Okerson]

What? Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Thomas J. Price. Can we see how white he is, please?

[Big J. Okerson]

He's not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is he black?

[Big J. Okerson]

He's black.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big J. Okerson]

You think a white guy would.

[Bobby Kelly]

I really hope so.

[Big J. Okerson]

Know what there'd be if a black of a white dude made this statue of every face.

[Bobby Kelly]

But what if it was just T mobile? But what if it was his black wife? It was his black wife though.

[Big J. Okerson]

My phone's not working. Well, what do you want me to do?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, like a phone man.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's him right there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, man. A striking 12 foot bronze statue of just a fictional black woman. I mean, what is the point of this?

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Calm depicts a young woman in everyday attire.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's so funny though, when you see people trying to take photos. A lot of black people go up and they just go up and they're excited to take photos in front of it. But you see like white people walking up and they're kind of looking around like. Like, is it. Can I. Is this all right? And they slowly just jump and take a photo and then they walk away because you know what they're doing? They're going home, going, look at what I. I got a picture in front of me.

[Tim Butterly]

They're sneaking the picture. Like when someone's freaking out on the bus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Which is the statement of the piece.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh my God. Yeah, dude. That'd be a great Ghostbusters scene. If that statue comes to life. Choose your destroyer. The bronze black lady thing.

[Tim Butterly]

Grounded in the stars.

[Bobby Kelly]

I tried to think of the most harmless thing I could think of.

[Big J. Okerson]

We should all go up to it with a bag and a receipt and just take a foot. Like different places.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to do all kinds of pictures, but I want to do a thing where you take a picture of me turning around, shushing her. Hey, Sh. She's like, excuse me. He goes, we're in a movie theater. Uh huh. Okay. Sh.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's every employee at Look Theater.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh my God, dude, that place. Really? Now that I'm gone, I could tell you I lived on 57th street, right across from Look Theater. If you couldn't tell from Christine on Google Maps walking the dog. And that theater was run by a bunch of these statues? Yes, Christine.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look Cinemas. Look Cinemas was designed by Thomas J. Price, British artist.

[Christine]

I can't find the post. I Just thought this was really funny. It was like our statues versus statues in other countries. And it was a side by side of the African Renaissance statue, which is like a warrior and a monk, mom and a child.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, that's Lion King looking to the stars.

[Christine]

You know this dumpy broad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, like black panther and black sea lion.

[Christine]

I don't know why we're celebrating.

[Tim Butterly]

Mediocre part time DMV employee.

[Big J. Okerson]

We have the manager. We have the manager of Popeyes in Times Square. He's got Mustafa holding a baby up.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she ain't having it, cuz Janine left early and that didn't even clock out.

[Tim Butterly]

Must be nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then this. What does it say?

[Bobby Kelly]

Nice of New York City to erect the statue in Times Square honoring where the Op show ended. Yeah, I knew there's gonna be a lot of that. That's it. That's the statue of the lady who hit Kumia. It might be the lady who hit a Sirius XM logo on this chick.

[Tim Butterly]

In which case. About time.

[Big J. Okerson]

If Anthony doesn't go to Times Square and take a photo of him taking a photo of that, he's stupid.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's missing an opportunity.

[Christine]

It's hosted by Opie Radio.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's like the official. Well, I mean, that's. Yeah, that could be anybody. Yeah, yeah. Probably Opie.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's Opie. That's. Who's you think he has.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a good one. That's a good. That's a good one. That's a good one.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's a good one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, could you see us all trying to think it wasn't him? Oh, I guess it was. Opie figured that out for no reason. I know. We gotta take a break.

[Big J. Okerson]

We're gonna take a break.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're kicking it with Tim Butterley.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. What do you got, Tim?

[Bobby Kelly]

Before he gets the. Out of our.

[Big J. Okerson]

I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob part of the country.

[Big J. Okerson]

Finally. Tim's gonna be at the live at SoulJols in Pottstown, Pennsylvania, May 22. And then the dojo where I'm going tonight. Comedy dojo comedy, May 23rd with Mike Rainey. And then go to TimButterly.com for all the tickets. He's gonna be in Skank Fest with all of us. It's gonna be a blast. One of the funniest guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

All of Jacob's guys. Leave him.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna say this. He's the next big thing. Thing I'm calling it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob loves guys and people are.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, when he says stuff like that about me, I mean, don't jinx Me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Very, very funny.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's very funny and very likable. Everybody loves him. But we do have an episode.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob loves guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob loves guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, after the break, it's.

[Jacob]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're already past break.

[Big J. Okerson]

We're going now. We're going after the break. Jake, relax. Producer.

[Bobby Kelly]

What, do you want to get jammed up? You wouldn't get jammed up. You're the producer, dude. You'd be jammed up over that.

[Jacob]

The actor prepares.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh.

[Jacob]

Understanding of the character.

[Bobby Kelly]

Find your center. We'll be right back.

[Big J. Okerson]

Big J. Wait a minute. Big J, you're gonna be in Cincinnati the 16th and the 17th.

[Bobby Kelly]

Josh Adamyers coming with me.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then governors in Levittown in the sixth and seventh. San Diego, Charlotte, Tacoma. For all the Tickets, go to bigjcomedy.com and go see his new special.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, no, no. Ronnie B. That's a biggie.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, Ronnie B.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sold out.

[Christine]

Yeah, sold out.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sorry. But where? What should tell them about it? That's amazing. Amazing.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's gonna happen.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna be doing my second interview. It's not unmasked now. It's called.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's called conversation with Conversation with Ronnie B.

[Bobby Kelly]

Awesome. So I'm very excited for. That's gonna be the stand. 7 o' clock, May 15th. If you got tickets, we'll see you there.

[Christine]

Standby list.

[Bobby Kelly]

So, yeah, well, then jump on there and then Bobby Kelly just.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Watch my special. Obviously, guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Watch this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bobby's gonna be at the Parks casino in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania, his old stomping grounds, May 22. After that, he's gonna be at the dojo in Morris Plains, New Jersey, doing a weekend there. Portland, Maine, Rochester, all on deck. For tickets and tour dates, go to punch up live. Robert Kelly.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's it. That's all I got.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every Tuesday night.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's all I need.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every Tuesday, you can catch him at that fat black pussycat. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, since we have Tim here before he leaves.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

We thought we'd treat the fans to the second episode. Season one, Episode two of. He's looking angry. Ah, he's feeling shy.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we know why.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob loves guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob loves guys.

[Jacob]

Those ass cheeks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Jacob]

I love it when a guy compliments my vibe.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob loves.

[Justin]

Episode. Episode two of Jacob loves guys was filmed before a live studio audience. Interior, Jacob's apartment. Day. Jay and Bobby burst through the front door.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yo, Jacob, you in here? Tim said he was swinging by before for a last goodbye before he moves.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we're hitting that new Axro in Steakhouse because nothing says masculinity like meat and mild danger.

[Big J. Okerson]

Please tell me that's a YouTube video. Sorry, go ahead.

[Justin]

They hear faint grunting and 80s workout music. Jay raises an eyebrow. They tiptoe toward the living room.

[Big J. Okerson]

Please, please tell me that's a YouTube video and not real.

[Justin]

They peek in and freeze. Jacob, in tighty whities and a headband, is doing lunges. Tim, also in tighty whities, is spotting him holding a glitter covered kettlebell.

[Jacob]

Come on, Tim. Last day gains for the love of pecs.

[Tim Butterly]

That's it, baby bird.

[Bobby Kelly]

Push through.

[Tim Butterly]

I mean, dude, bro, spot's tight.

[Justin]

Jay and Bobby stare in Horror.

[Bobby Kelly]

What the CrossFit cult is this shit?

[Tim Butterly]

Hey, fellas, it's not what it looks like.

[Big J. Okerson]

Really? Cause it looks like you're all training for a Calvin Klein couple shoot.

[Jacob]

It's called bonding, Bobby. Sorry, we don't all express friendship by grunting over red meat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, we grunt all right. Over throwing axes and sirloins. Tim, you in?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, yeah, totally. Dudes rock meat danger, heterosexual vibes. Let me just put pants on.

[Justin]

Jacob stands proudly, hands on hips like a Greek statue.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like a black woman in Times Square statue.

[Justin]

Am I right?

[Jacob]

You're gonna leave this for flannels and flying wood?

[Tim Butterly]

Don't make this harder than it already is.

[Big J. Okerson]

Tim. Blink twice if you're being held against your will by a glittering glutes.

[Justin]

Tim awkwardly. Tim awkwardly grabs his bag and starts leaving with Jay and Bobby. He turns at the door.

[Tim Butterly]

Catch you later, Jacob. Thanks for the core work. It was totally non emotional.

[Justin]

They leave. Jacob watches the door slowly close. Jacob walks to a side room, opens the door. Interior, Jacob's sad art room. It's an emotional lair. Candles, oil paintings, a stool and an easel with half a painting of Tim's abs. Jacob sits, sighs dramatically and begins to paint. Soft spotlight.

[Jacob]

Oh, Tim, you left me like a dance and dance, you beautiful man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hooks.

[Jacob]

We never wrestle, but emotionally we grapple.

[Justin]

He wipes a tear. His brush strokes swirl dramatically.

[Big J. Okerson]

Exterior. Jacob loves guys. I love them.

[Justin]

Exterior. Ax throwing. Steakhouse night. Jay and Bobby and Tim stand outside. Tim's got a steak in one hand, ax in the other. Looking back at the road wistfully.

[Tim Butterly]

He made me believe I could squat my feelings.

[Big J. Okerson]

What was that?

[Tim Butterly]

Nothing. Let's do throw some axes and eat some cow.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's the Tim we know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Justin]

They walk in. Interior, Jacob's sad art room. Night. Jacob finishes the painting. It's titled Timber of love.

[Bobby Kelly]

He lights a.

[Justin]

He lights a candle and sings the final line.

[Jacob]

If loving bros is wrong and I don't wanna be right.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was a very emotional episode.

[Jacob]

I sure do.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's sad.

[Jacob]

It's a special. A special episode.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a very special episode on set. And will Tim ever come back? That Tim?

[Big J. Okerson]

We don't know. Maybe at Skank Fest.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, maybe Tim returns.

[Big J. Okerson]

Maybe at Skank Fest we have a very special episode.

[Bobby Kelly]

Brings Jacob back to life with Shane.

[Big J. Okerson]

Maybe Dan, maybe Tim. Maybe all of them.

[Tim Butterly]

I can't wait to find out.

[Big J. Okerson]

We have a special episode of Skank Fest where we find out if. If Tim comes back.

[Christine]

Which guy does Jacob love?

[Bobby Kelly]

The movie.

[Big J. Okerson]

We might. We might have to find out.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm not gonna fight for your loss.

[Bobby Kelly]

Love. Who does Jacob love most? Oh, man. If we get Dan, Shane and Tim, who does Jacob love most?

[Big J. Okerson]

Me and Black Lou are already working it out outside.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love. That would be a great game.

[Tim Butterly]

Let's put him on the floor and see who he crawls to.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you guys just keep going. Come on, Jake.

[Tim Butterly]

Come on. Come on over here, Bob.