Cheating Cheerleader

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly Episode: Cheating Cheerleader
Release Date: March 6, 2025
Platform: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Introduction

In the episode titled Cheating Cheerleader, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly delve into a scandal involving Steve Smith, a former Carolina Panthers receiver, who was caught cheating with his wife, a cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens marching band. The episode offers a candid and humorous exploration of the ensuing fallout, examining the dynamics of infidelity, public humiliation, and personal trauma.

The Scandal Unveiled

Steve Smith's Infidelity:
The primary focus of the discussion revolves around Steve Smith Jr., who was discovered to be having an affair with his married wife. The revelation came to light when Smith’s husband posted text messages and a recorded phone call between him and Smith on Twitter.

• Robert Kelly:
  “He also played for the Ravens, and... he started banging her. And the husband found out and decided to post text messages and a phone call that he had with Steve Smith Senior onto Twitter.”
  ([01:26])

Analyzing the Text Messages

The hosts dissect the content of the leaked messages, highlighting the inappropriate and explicit nature of the conversations.

• Robert Kelly:
  “She was a cheerleader or something. His chick... She was throwing pussy at her. Yeah.”
  ([05:35])

• Lou:
  “Can Christine be the girl and you be the guy?”
  ([05:03])

The conversation showcases the hosts' trademark blunt humor as they navigate the uncomfortable topic, often crossing into graphic and irreverent territory.

Public Reaction and Social Media Impact

The episode touches upon the broader implications of the scandal, particularly the role of social media in amplifying personal disputes.

• Robert Kelly:
  “He went all public and posted her phone call. That's impossible. It's the early days of internet social media.”
  ([22:15])

• Lou:
  “She’s a fat old glasses... She plays tuba on the Marching Ravens.”
  ([14:59])

The hosts critique the husband's decision to air private grievances publicly, debating whether such actions provide any constructive resolution or merely serve to humiliate all parties involved.

Emotional and Psychological Toll

A significant portion of the discussion is dedicated to the emotional repercussions of infidelity and public shaming.

• Robert Kelly:
  “I was taken back. I was like, you can't lie. You're an officer of the law. I was so hurt by him.”
  ([26:30])

• Lou:
  “How do you step back to be like, hey, enough?”
  ([37:53])

The hosts explore themes of trauma, coping mechanisms, and the often messy aftermath of relationships strained by betrayal.

Coping with Betrayal: Humor as a Mechanism

Throughout the episode, humor serves as a coping mechanism for the hosts as they navigate the uncomfortable subject matter.

• Robert Kelly:
  “That's called trauma. No, it's trauma. She blew a guy. And then what's your favorite porn?”
  ([35:04])

• Lou:
  “I have a huge hog. I'm a millionaire, and this is what I do.”
  ([25:24])

By infusing the conversation with crude humor and irreverent jokes, the hosts aim to lighten the heavy subject while also critiquing the absurdity of the situation.

Conclusion and Reflections

As the episode wraps up, Big Jay and Robert reflect on the complexities of human relationships and the often destructive nature of public vindictiveness.

• Robert Kelly:
  “The public thing is only girls. It’s only okay for girls to like if they catch somebody cheating on somebody.”
  ([21:40])

• Lou:
  “It's so cut and dry with you and me. We're very cut and dry people in our relationships, too.”
  ([34:17])

The hosts underscore the importance of personal accountability and the pitfalls of seeking validation or revenge through public platforms.

Notable Quotes

• Robert Kelly:
  “I would have shot my nut all inside your pussy.”
  ([07:49])

• Lou:
  “She keeps putting you on moot.”
  ([08:35])

• Big Jay Oakerson:
  “He’s like, I don’t know why you cry, man. Be a man.”
  ([12:08])

These quotes exemplify the hosts' unfiltered approach to discussing sensitive topics, blending shock value with comedic relief.

Final Thoughts

Cheating Cheerleader provides listeners with a raw and humorous take on a messy and scandalous affair within the sports world. Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly utilize their unique comedic styles to dissect the layers of infidelity, public shaming, and personal trauma, offering both laughter and reflection on the human condition.

For more insightful and entertaining discussions, subscribe to The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly on SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103, and stay tuned for live episodes every Monday through Thursday at 5 PM Eastern/2 PM Pacific.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Kelly]

Have you ever spotted McDonald's hot crispy fries right as they're being scooped into the carton? And time just stands still.

[Big J]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. You can this, Bobby. I promise I'll try. Do me a favor. Give it a whirl.

[Lou]

I'm gonna try to this weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ooh, I like that.

[Lou]

I'm gonna tell Don this is for science purposes, for the show. I'm gonna try to. I'm gonna try to fuck somebody this weekend to this, Just to this. And then if I can't do it, I'll stop.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's just a bit.

[Lou]

It's a bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's for the bit.

[Lou]

It's for the bit, babe.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think Don understands it's gotta be for the bit.

[Lou]

I didn't come.

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't even come.

[Lou]

I didn't have full sex.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we. Well, I know this is our last live show of the week, and we didn't get into this. Steve Smith, the football player who banged the guy's wife. I didn't look into the story too much. I've heard loosely about it. He's a former receiver for the Carolina Panthers. Right. That's Steve Smith, I believe.

[Lou]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know the story, right? And then what's going on? Do you know the story? Well, inside and out, Lou. Yeah.

[Christine]

He also played for the Ravens, and.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was a cheerleader or something. His chick.

[Christine]

Correct. And he started banging her. And the husband found out and decided to post text messages and a phone call that he had with Steve Smith Senior onto Twitter. So that's what we're going to be looking at.

[Lou]

Lou, are you eating a side salad right now?

[Christine]

Yes, sir. I'm on a very strict diet right now, so I'm enjoying a nice little salad with some balsamic vinaigrette.

[Lou]

Okay.

[Christine]

And a little feta.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right.

[Lou]

I'm very proud of you, man.

[Christine]

Thank you.

[Lou]

I just didn't know what the fuck was happening. I've never seen somebody. He had a show salad. I've never seen a show.

[Jacob]

Restaurant quality. Like, he went in and put, like, used tweezers to put it together.

[Steve Smith]

There's extra downstairs. There are no other snacks.

[Lou]

Oh, really?

[Steve Smith]

Yeah, there's a tray of salad black.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou's wife is Claire Huxtable ing him. She's making him like he brings a salad to work and then he pulls like a. He pulls a hoagie out of a locker that couldn't even fit in the locker. It's like impossible. Like a six foot ho. Hoagie.

[Lou]

He has a slice of pizza in a notebook. That's so funny. Didn't that scare you that there's no more snacks? That's serious. They just have community salad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Lou]

What the fuck?

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, loose salad. Like prepackaged salads. Just loose salad. Just get the tongs. Get yourself some loose salad.

[Lou]

Guys, we can't afford small bags of chips and small waters. But we do have loose.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have loose salad.

[Lou]

And bananas.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have an unpeeled bananas.

[Lou]

We have to slice up bananas. What the.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like unpeeled bananas. Do you want an unpeeled banana? No, you just gave you a fully unpeeled banana. You would never want that. Ew.

[Lou]

But it's like when you go to a radio show and they give you. When we do it here, we give them a cup of water.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I hate it. I hate presenting somebody with a cup of water. Hey, you want a paper cup of water? A paper cup?

[Lou]

It's a coffee cup. It's like, it's so. Your brain is like, that's coffee.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're sitting here cranking down Starbucks. Hey, how's your paper cup of water? I'm surprised even has a flat bottom. It should be like one of those ones with a cooler where it's like a cone, a paper hat.

[Lou]

Do you want some loose salad?

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys want some loose salad and a paper hat of water?

[Lou]

Welcome to Sirius.

[Bobby Kelly]

Welcome to Sirius XM. I hope you enjoy our $10,000 cameras, which, by the way, these green lights tell me they're on, which means we're just wasting elect. We could cut budgets here, guys. Turn them off. No one's using them.

[Jacob]

There's nobody on the other end.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no one listening. Turn them off.

[Lou]

What if they are recording every show?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God, I hope not. Dude, I whack off in here so much, it's crazy. And I do it to the cameras. I pretend the cameras are people watching at home and I whack off to them.

[Steve Smith]

Wait, this isn't Stephen A. Smith.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Steve Smith]

So a totally different guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Steve Smith, receiver.

[Steve Smith]

When I first heard about this, I thought it was him.

[Lou]

No, you're doing something, lady.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yo.

[Lou]

Yes.

[Steve Smith]

So is this. This is it. This is just a video going through all the different text messages or they're talking to so.

[Christine]

No, the text messages are on the left.

[Steve Smith]

Okay.

[Christine]

And this is the husband calling Steve Smith senior, saying, you're my wife.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I love this. All right, can I read the text first, please? Is this the first and only thing right here? Okay. It says, yes, sir. I don't know. So wait, who's. What's green? Oh, that's her. And so. So Steve Smith is the. So she's green. Steve Smith is the. So she says, yes, sir.

[Lou]

Can Christine be the girl and you be the guy?

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure.

[Lou]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great.

[Lou]

Christine. Yes, sir.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, she can't even get the.

[Steve Smith]

I thought we were past that line. I thought you were going.

[Bobby Kelly]

I said the line. I can't.

[Lou]

Do you know what she needs? She's a. She's a thespian. She needs a director. And speed. Action.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you believe that this is a. No, but this is like a. Supposed to be a sexy. It's supposed to be a sexy Bobby. It's supposed to be like a. Yes, sir. She's being. She's throwing pussy at her. Yeah.

[Lou]

Throwing pussy. Give her a little motivation.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, sir.

[Lou]

You're giving her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, paperclips.

[Lou]

Let's try. Let's try one more time. Christine, you know your motivation. You're throwing pussy. You're trying to get that thing ready. And speed. Action.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Lou]

Oh, God, she giggles.

[Bobby Kelly]

She giggles.

[Lou]

I mean, her choice is cute.

[Bobby Kelly]

She tells me that she went to acting classes. It's bonkers.

[Steve Smith]

I'm a stage actress. I can do Neil Simon. If you guys want to see a monologue.

[Jacob]

This is the promo all over again.

[Steve Smith]

Say, I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home.

[Lou]

Come on, you got to get to this line, okay? You got to get to just. Yes, sir. I'm gonna give you a line read, if you don't mind.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Lou]

Yeah. Yes, sir. There you go. And action.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Lou]

Stop. What's. Don't look at Jay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Christine.

[Steve Smith]

Yes.

[Lou]

You got this ready? Yes, sir.

[Steve Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Lou]

Okay. There you go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Take me deep down your throat. Like you. Kinda of like you wanted to suck me off.

[Steve Smith]

I did. I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home.

[Bobby Kelly]

You enjoyed it. You like to feel it.

[Steve Smith]

Jacob, read this. I can't have the drop.

[Lou]

No, you have to read it. No, you got it. Just read it.

[Steve Smith]

No, no. One of the boys.

[Lou]

No, please, just. Christine.

[Steve Smith]

Any man.

[Lou]

You're doing so. You're doing so good. This was so good.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're way off page, right? We're way off script.

[Lou]

Can I say something.

[Steve Smith]

I can't read this.

[Lou]

You were doing better than him.

[Jacob]

Be a team player.

[Steve Smith]

Wasn't. I like feeling it deep in my wet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Me too.

[Jacob]

Man, that is so.

[Steve Smith]

Did you see that? You see Lou?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you get very excited. But here's the thing.

[Lou]

Eyebrows went up on that one. That's my ringtone.

[Bobby Kelly]

I will say this the most concerning text.

[Steve Smith]

Sexy enough?

[Lou]

I'm gonna give that to Max for his room downstairs. When you go down is gonna say that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I like that. Yeah, in neon. His next word is concerning. She's. I like feeling it deep in my wet. He says, me too. I like feeling it deep in my wet pussy. Letting you taste it though would be so turn on. These people are bad at texting. I would have shot my. I would have shot my nut all inside your pussy.

[Steve Smith]

I love making you come. I enjoy it more when you come inside me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, that's very matter of fact.

[Lou]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on, baby girl. It don't sound like you'd like that. Come up in you.

[Lou]

Come on, girl. You gots this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Say it again.

[Lou]

Say it again. Christine. Like this. I love making you come.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, not Christine. Whatever, lady. Yeah, black lady.

[Lou]

This how you're supposed to do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on, miss Black lady.

[Lou]

Yeah, Give me that line again. Go ahead. Which the line before it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would have shot my nut all inside your.

[Lou]

I love making you come. I enjoy it more when you. I can't read that line.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come.

[Lou]

I'm more when you come inside me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I think I picture the black woman you're being while I'm her. She's mixing a bowl of like cookie or something under her armpit. And she has a very large flappy arm.

[Lou]

She's. She keeps licking the spoon. I like. I like when you come too. She keeps putting you on moot. Hey, do me a favor. Get me the powdered sugar out of the back cabinet. Anyways, baby, I love when your big.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dicks inside Christina is the read of a 35 year long prostitute. Just like I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home.

[Lou]

She's smoking.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love making you come. I enjoy it more when you come inside me though.

[Lou]

I like. I like when you come. Come inside me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, when it's deep in my wet.

[Steve Smith]

Do you see there's a line that's kind of hidden.

[Lou]

What is that?

[Bobby Kelly]

You get to feel it.

[Steve Smith]

Noted.

[Bobby Kelly]

Noted. You get to feel it.

[Steve Smith]

You want me to play this?

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Jacob]

What is the video then?

[Steve Smith]

The video is him calling the Right.

[Christine]

It's the husband calling the Steve Smith senior. Oh, so basically confront him about him, his wife.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's saying, hey, you're my wife who's a cheerleader for the Ravens.

[Steve Smith]

This is what the guy's talking. Corey Holcomb's been talking, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Corey Holcomb.

[Lou]

I love him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me tell you what he said today. I end up coming and play it for Christine, dude. He goes. He goes, if your girl. If your girl is a cheerleader past high school, she's a bum bitch. You go, she a cheerleader for the Ravens. That's who she cheer for. The players should be have the right to those. They're cheering for him.

[Lou]

He should have his own show.

[Bobby Kelly]

If he does, I'm not on tv.

[Lou]

On television prime time.

[Bobby Kelly]

If your chick is a cheerleader past high school, she's a bum.

[Lou]

He should host everything that. That he should host, like any game show. He should be the host of.

[Bobby Kelly]

Absolutely.

[Lou]

Talk show.

[Jacob]

He was the best part of the foxhole, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Lou]

Love that guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

So funny.

[Big J]

Hey, yo, Steve.

[Lou]

Yes, sir.

[Big J]

Yeah, you've been my wife, bro. What you gotta say for yourself?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry.

[Steve Smith]

I mean, I mean, sorry, bro.

[Lou]

Sorry, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hear how she talks pretty gay. You're calling me.

[Lou]

He said, I'm sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, sir, shouldn't you not waste time talking to me when you could be killing her, sir, don't you just want to get straight to killing her before we get through all this?

[Lou]

I love the pazo. Like, what should I say my bust? Sorry might be.

[Jacob]

Is the husband just a regular guy?

[Lou]

Oops.

[Jacob]

Like, what is he?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I don't know if you read the text messages, but I would have shot my nut all up in a pussy. But I ain't. I'm sorry.

[Big J]

You're sorry?

[Lou]

That's what he said?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J]

You knew she was married?

[Lou]

Yep. That's why. That's how I came.

[Big J]

You're not a idiot, man. You're Steve Smith. Steve Smith senior.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are these playing video games in their lives? Like, huh?

[Big J]

What kind of dumb was that?

[Lou]

She's sucking his dick right now.

[Big J]

He's like, I don't know why you cry, man. Be a man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Crying.

[Steve Smith]

Call the guy.

[Lou]

Is he crying?

[Steve Smith]

He's not crying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that what he said? He said, why are you crying?

[Lou]

He might be crying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Steve Smith.

[Lou]

Hang on.

[Steve Smith]

I don't hear crying.

[Big J]

Why are you quiet, man? Be quiet, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Quiet? I thought it was Will s a speech. Why are you quiet?

[Lou]

Why you quiet, man? Jesus, Steve.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob jumped in.

[Lou]

This is not satisfying.

[Big J]

I know you ain't a man, bro.

[Lou]

There he Is he's your wife.

[Big J]

All that you do on tv, all that talking you do to other people.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's like, what do you mean? My several pro bowl appearances and banged your cheerleader wife?

[Steve Smith]

He's like, I'm your wife.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cheerleader wife. He goes, you're corny, man. He goes, that's not what your wife said. When she. And I can read this again here, Beg me to come inside of her.

[Lou]

I like feeling you in deep in my wet.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, your wife who loves feeling me deep in her wet.

[Lou]

Have you ever heard the deep in your relationship use deep with you? I don't. I don't think she's ever said deep to you.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, you're my wife, Raquel. Or something like that. He's like, raquel, I know. He goes, cheerleader for the Ravens. He's like, cheerleader. He goes, you love bus. She loves when you bust nuts deep in her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was she married? That's right. That was the right hand.

[Jacob]

Can we see the woman, the wife in question?

[Lou]

I bet she's hot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do they have pictures of her?

[Steve Smith]

I mean, I'm sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I mean, she's a cheerleader, so they'll figure it out.

[Lou]

Yeah, yeah, they definitely got some photos.

[Bobby Kelly]

And there's more audio here too, but does Steve Smith never say anything?

[Lou]

Where's the other audio?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I'm saying there's more of that video left, but I mean, he hasn't said a word. Yeah, play it up.

[Lou]

Play man up. What's he gonna do?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, great. Dude, he went click.

[Lou]

Nope, he just hung up on him. It's cuz you did something. God damn it. That must. That's so unsatisfying when you call the guy like to confront them and he's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just like, sorry, it is no point calling the other person ever.

[Lou]

Not the guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your anger is the wrong person there.

[Lou]

Yeah, there's no. I mean, there's no good outcome. You call him, he's either gonna do that and be like, yep, their good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. All you do is be shitty. And now you have to. Like you're involved in someone gonna get violent and crazy or. Or the reality is just like they don't care. Like they're not emotionally involved in this thing. It's like he's like, yeah, man, that's your house problem. Yeah, I only know where is that girl from the cheerleading squad that wants me to nut deep in her. Her wet. But that's. But I don't get involved in people's business.

[Steve Smith]

She's not. It Looks like. She's not a cheerleader. She's part of the marching band.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lou]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

The Marching Ravens or whatever.

[Steve Smith]

Yeah.

[Lou]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's even funnier.

[Lou]

She on the drum corps.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's a fat nerd.

[Lou]

She's a fat old glasses.

[Bobby Kelly]

She plays tuba on the Marching Ravens.

[Lou]

She can hit a drumstick and it flies in there and she can catch it. That's why she can suck dick good. She's a tuba player.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got tuba. Suck this fucking skin off my dick.

[Jacob]

Is there any more of her picture to visualize this?

[Bobby Kelly]

I think we got picture. Visualize it.

[Lou]

We got to get something. Get something. Get something.

[Bobby Kelly]

She white. She white. She's absolutely.

[Steve Smith]

There she is.

[Bobby Kelly]

And that husband was white, too, wasn't he?

[Steve Smith]

That's her.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Lou]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, she confirms cheating on her.

[Lou]

Husband with that guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

With player Steve Smith. Damn.

[Jacob]

How happy Steven. Steven Smith looks.

[Lou]

I mean, why wouldn't you be happy?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she's in the marching band.

[Lou]

No way. She's not cheating on you if that's your wife. She has cheating tits.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bobby. I know what you mean. She does have cheating tits.

[Lou]

Yeah. There's no way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Those little handful. She likes showing them off.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because they have. They have stayed. How old is she? She's. She's a little bit older, right?

[Lou]

Yeah, she's like 40 something.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Lou]

40S? No. Maybe 30. 30s. Late 30s, early 40s, maybe early 30s. What does she say? Yeah. What a fuck.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't, though. Here she writes, hi, I'm Nicole Martinez. Though I won't be a Martinez much longer. Boom. That was a fucking good high five thing at the beginning. Wait, am I saying it the wrong turn, like the wrong tone? You see, I've been cheating on my husband, and I have been doing so with the very famous Steve Smith Sr. Pics attached for reference. I had him hidden under three, but that's been fixed. My husband bought me a house. He stood by my side after I had been arrested twice for domestic violence. And this is how I repay him and our son. There's plenty of messages here, Steve. Crazy. The kind of revealing messages a celebrity will send. Baltimore Ravens, I am also a member of your team band. I believe I violated some fraternization rules by hooking up with Steve at the training facility, according to the. What did. She just came out? Is she, like, brazenly stoked about telling people. What is this?

[Christine]

He got into her social media, the husband. And he wrote all this.

[Lou]

He fucked her in the gym.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow, buddy. I love.

[Steve Smith]

He posted this on her.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no, not her husband.

[Steve Smith]

Her husband posted on her husband and.

[Bobby Kelly]

He'S saying he's her now.

[Lou]

You got to read it with that tone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. My husband bought me a. This is great. I won't be much longer. Oh, it's great. My husband bought me a house. He stood by my side after I've been arrested twice for domestic violence, and this is how I repay him and our son. There's plenty of messages here, Steve. Crazy. The kind of revealing messages a celebrity will send. Baltimore Ravens. I'm also a member of your team band, and I believe some. I violated some fratinization rules by hing up with Steve the Train. Wow.

[Steve Smith]

What a.

[Bobby Kelly]

According to.

[Lou]

That is a passive aggressive right there. You went through the rules. He went through the rules. Like, you're getting fired, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, just dump your wife again because, like, publicly humiliating. That. I don't know what that.

[Steve Smith]

There no way. When you get cheated on, like, there. It doesn't matter what you do. Like, there's no way to not look bad. Like, even though you didn't. You know what I mean? Like, even though it's something that's done to you. Like, any lashing out about it, like, you end up looking bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've been cheating on. I've never felt that you look bad. I've been cheating on you. Why do you think you. Why do you think that cheat. That's like a dumb girl thing.

[Steve Smith]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is. That's what Carla. What Carla would say when there would be a thing that would come up, like, my ex wife. She would be like, and now I look like an idiot. I go, no, everyone just thinks I'm an asshole. No one thinks you're an idiot. They just think I was a dick who did a shitty thing.

[Lou]

I've been cheated on. And no, I fudgeing.

[Jacob]

No, you're saying if you lash out.

[Steve Smith]

No, if you lash out. So I'm saying, like, if you cheat on me and I start texting the girls you cheated on me with, like, what good. Oh, that's going to end up looking bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Steve Smith]

Even if you're. Even if you're 100%, like, in the right and whatever it is, it's like.

[Bobby Kelly]

It depends who it is, though. If you're doing it with, like, if it's like someone's your best friend. Yeah, exactly. If someone's like a friend of yours.

[Lou]

Like if Christine was salvation.

[Bobby Kelly]

Exactly.

[Lou]

You can't get mad at that sounds such a great guy. Sweetheart.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guy's a goddamn sweetheart.

[Lou]

If it was Lewis you'd be pissed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, that's what I'm saying. Like. Yeah, yeah, you're right. If you lash out, the person, like.

[Steve Smith]

Doing something like this, like, this guy comes off, he looks like a lunatic. He looks like a ass. Even though, like, he's the victim of the situation.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, for sure. But exactly. You're like, you look like a wiener now. Even calling. Even calling.

[Lou]

Steve's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Even calling Steve Smith. Just like you should with that one, too. You should be like, hey, I hope he's got room for you at his mansion, because you're fucking out of here. And then look cool to all your friends when you're like, peace.

[Steve Smith]

Later, he said sorry and hung up on him. He's like, whatever. He's like, I don't fucking have anything to say to you. I don't really care about this girl. Like, what are we doing here?

[Bobby Kelly]

Says, you want the nut inside my wife? He goes, yeah, I don't think I did, though. I don't know. I thought it was a thing where she says, you knocked my IUD loose. Almost. There was like, more shit.

[Steve Smith]

She was like, you text messages?

[Lou]

Jesus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she's like, his dick knocked her IUD loose. Pretty wild. No.

[Lou]

So let me. This guy that. This guy that got cheated on, he is. What? Is he anybody?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think so.

[Steve Smith]

I'm trying to find him. His handle is up, but it looks like it's been deactivated. His name's Tony Martinez.

[Lou]

He's just a regular guy that was dating this girl and so she worked at the facilities. It was around these guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Lou]

And she was. She was coming home late. Ah, fuck you.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's cleaning her trombone.

[Lou]

Oh, God.

[Steve Smith]

There's no pictures of the husband. It's all just this dashing football player.

[Lou]

Honey, why are you late? I had to practice my trombone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, sorry. I had to play rusty trombone for a little bit.

[Steve Smith]

Oh, he's married, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Steve Smith? Yeah.

[Lou]

He don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who care? He don't give a shit.

[Lou]

She don't give a shit either.

[Steve Smith]

She's like, they've been married since 2000.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, he went right home. She goes. She goes, oh, that crazy. That crazy bitch let her husband find out you fucked her, huh? He's like, yeah, what's for dinner? Same old, same old.

[Lou]

Is she gonna be staying here now?

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, well, as he goes, yeah, looks like I'm not gonna be fucking her for a little bit now. Husband stirred all that up. But so. So I guess I am free Thursday if we're gonna go to your. Was it your work dinner? That's fucking crazy.

[Lou]

This guy really did is a bitch move to do all this stuff to call the guy up. You don't call the guy. You call. You deal with her.

[Bobby Kelly]

You just. That's it.

[Lou]

You deal with her.

[Bobby Kelly]

You get to say all and then tell your friends what you said. The public is dumb. The public thing is only girls.

[Lou]

It's only okay for girls to like if they catch somebody cheating on somebody. To like post a picture of that person naked in a bathroom with their ding ding dong hanging out.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think that's right at all.

[Lou]

I'm sorry, what?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not right. That's not good behavior at all.

[Lou]

No, no, no. I'm just saying if you put that like on a site where it's like, hey, gay guys, this is another gay guy. Want some more gay guys. That is like a girl thing. That's okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look. Is it hilarious? Sure. Is it world class humor? Undeniably. Do you know how lucky you are when that happened?

[Lou]

That it happened at the early days of Internet social media.

[Bobby Kelly]

Two people are lucky there.

[Lou]

Who?

[Bobby Kelly]

Me and her.

[Lou]

Why her?

[Bobby Kelly]

That could be a lot of trouble. That's revenge porn laws and stuff like that. Now she'd be in a lot of trouble for that.

[Lou]

It would be worth it.

[Steve Smith]

I mean for all of us. Imagine if that was a tweet.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd see her in pomp.

[Steve Smith]

Imagine if that was a tweet. Like that picture was just a tweet. That was in the atmosphere for forever. Like it was a Craig.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not on Craigslist. Guys for guys.

[Lou]

You. You are so lucky. That was the beginning, the early days of social.

[Bobby Kelly]

They even got rid of like Craigslist doesn't have any more personals because of the murders.

[Steve Smith]

Personal.

[Lou]

I would like to find the own. The creator of Craig. I'm sure he has a hard drive with like all the original stuff. Hey, can you look on this day just to. Yeah, I would get that as wallpaper in your bathroom.

[Steve Smith]

I can't find anything about this Tony Martinez guy. I'm going to keep looking, but it also seems like maybe it's like guy like excited. Like excited to be in the mix. Like is he like lashing out because he's like, oh, football. He's the girl.

[Lou]

He's the girl.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he feel. I think he feels like he is.

[Steve Smith]

Does this make me special?

[Bobby Kelly]

I think no, I think this. I think he thinks he's doing like walk off home run, like talk here at Amica Insurance.

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[Bobby Kelly]

Must opt into rewards. I think it's like, steve, how do you. How do you live with yourself, man? What's wrong with you? It's like, no problems every day. Yeah, this isn't my problem.

[Lou]

No. I do it all the time. I fuck a lot of guys. Wives.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I don't. When a girl wants to fuck me, I don't go, are you destroying your family by doing this? Like, how is that my. Possibly my concern?

[Lou]

Yeah. I have a huge hog. I'm a millionaire, and this is what I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And it needs to be watered every day.

[Jacob]

He didn't only call. He didn't only call him. The big chick move is that he filmed himself calling.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Which is so.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I'll deal with this.

[Lou]

First of all, you have to have two phones to do that, right? Yeah.

[Jacob]

He held a phone while he held her phone. Berated.

[Bobby Kelly]

The guy still had that video. Does that video exist somewhere? Where I was. Did I film him when the guy, the cop, called me an asshole and then said he didn't call me an asshole, and I got flustered. I was, oh, oh, what? You a cop I was arguing with a couple time, and he called me an asshole. And I was like, you can't. I was like, you can't fucking do that. You can't start cursing the people, dude. I was like, fuck you. And I go, I'm gonna fight. Go. I go, hey, everyone. Not everyone, just go. I go, hey, I'm filming this police officer. Officer, like, paperman. And I go, did I go? You just called me an asshole 5 seconds ago, didn't you? He goes, I didn't call you anything. I go, oh. I didn't even wrap my brain around the concept that he possibly would have lied.

[Lou]

You're actually the first Karen.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was the first Karen, that was for sure. I mean, I was taken back. I was like, you can't lie. You know, you're an officer of the law. I was so hurt by him.

[Lou]

This is bad. This is terrible, though. This is. I mean, if you find out you. If you find out your wife's cheating on you with somebody who's you, I'd be like, fine. If I came home and saw Don fucking you, I'd be like, all right, Jay, you gotta go. I gotta deal with this. But if I came over, she was fucking a football player. I'd be like. Because there's no going back. I can get back in there after you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure.

[Lou]

You know what I mean? Just change the song up a little bit. Yeah. Go back to Benjamin.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but you're not the tool anymore. You're back to. For the longest time.

[Lou]

For the shortest time. Yeah. This guy, though, having to follow that guy, and you just. You can't go back in.

[Bobby Kelly]

That knocked an IUD out. That's supposed to be far enough away that you can put a big dick in there.

[Lou]

He talked it out of her mouth. Shot out of her face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Shot it out. She goes, something's coming up. That's fucking wacky.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you. Notorious rga, by the way, says Blacking me up on Deftones.

[Lou]

I. I like it. I'll try it. I'll try it this weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Give it a whirl.

[Lou]

I'm gonna try it this weekend on rc.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was gonna say seduce dawn with Deftones. Do you fucking seduce Don with Deftones? I could.

[Lou]

You could.

[Bobby Kelly]

It wouldn't be me. It would be mostly the Deftones doing the heavy lifting. The Tones, dude.

[Lou]

I'll try. I'll Try this week. I'll videotape it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you.

[Lou]

A videotape or chest getting ready.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gotta picture that music dark. Just you and a chick. Yeah, it's a different scenario.

[Lou]

I mean a chick would be good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Huh.

[Lou]

There's any girls in Denver with weird tattoos and like dead toenails and the Deftones?

[Bobby Kelly]

Does anybody want to simulate full sensual sex to the Deftones with Bobby this weekend?

[Lou]

Yeah, we'll simulate it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Reach out.

[Lou]

We won't really have sex.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're not gonna really have sex. Just like. But you could talk all that shit. How you love to nut inside their wet.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is Martinez?

[Lou]

She's actually. I mean she's definitely fucking everybody. That fucking dumb face is fucking.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's annoying too.

[Lou]

Yeah. Her double lipstick. She has three different colors of lipstick. Her outside line, the inside and the white.

[Bobby Kelly]

She. She never stops talking.

[Lou]

She never stops talking and she loves.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she jim jawed her way right into this football player's life.

[Lou]

Yeah. She's always got some positive to say. Go scroll down. Can I see some more?

[Bobby Kelly]

She talks like such a white girl, but eventually once in a while throws Spanish out there to let you know she's still caliente.

[Lou]

That dude too, he's got Steve Smith. He's got a. He's got. His face is always like, I just came in you face.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's a monster, dude. He was a monster.

[Steve Smith]

There he is.

[Lou]

Is that the. Oh, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that's him crying when they got married. That's the best picture in the. That's what you get. That's what you get, doofus. That's what you get for posting that. You're making that phone call and doing her thing. That's what you get. Now we gotta show you teary eyed the day you took a picture with her pregnant on the beach. Look at her with child.

[Lou]

That's actually come in his eye from when that football player shizzed in his wife's face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's like, I can't even get her pregnant anymore. Cause her pussy's too loose to hold children in anymore. She has to go on bed rest and ankles up rest the entire pregnancy. We have to hold her upside down.

[Lou]

Is that more text? Yes. Oh, please.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine, you ready for this?

[Lou]

Christine? Ready?

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine.

[Lou]

Action.

[Steve Smith]

I agree. That's why I came back. The connection was something I couldn't just walk away from. The passion is hard to forget.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wasn't alone with it.

[Steve Smith]

No, I was right there with you. Stadium full of people and I only saw you again.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yo, you had me wanting to explode Friday. But holding you was quite all right with me.

[Steve Smith]

That spark lit fireworks. You were a jet, gentlemen. That was the. Was part of the reason I came back.

[Lou]

1.

[Steve Smith]

To give you a proper goodbye.

[Lou]

No. What does that say?

[Steve Smith]

God damn it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, let me see. Let me. I think we figured out.

[Steve Smith]

I. I can't figure it out from there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I see. There's goodbye.

[Steve Smith]

Yeah, Goodbye.

[Bobby Kelly]

I enjoy. I enjoy. Give you a proper goodbye. I enjoy. I fucking freelance it.

[Lou]

Freelance it. Just make it up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh. Later, bitch. Peace out. Suck me off.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yo, yo. Suck me off.

[Lou]

Oh, man.

[Steve Smith]

This one time at band camp.

[Bobby Kelly]

So funny.

[Steve Smith]

It's band girls are sluts.

[Lou]

Yeah. Remember Patrice's theory about that? About the sluttiest women in the world? Lawyers. Lawyers and musicians. Professional musicians. Because they spent all of their time when other girls are banging. When Don and Christine were being sluts.

[Bobby Kelly]

And waiting tables, the other women were out there reaching excellence.

[Lou]

They were out there just rehearsing school. And then they reached achieving. They achieved it in their late twenties. They're making money. They're professionals. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna go get Don and Christine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Donna. Christine focused on going knees behind the ears, just figuring that would one day snatch him a. A great white. And it did.

[Lou]

Yeah, it worked.

[Bobby Kelly]

It worked out for both of these. Both of these fucking high school sluts.

[Steve Smith]

I don't have to play an instrument.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ended up living in houses they don't have to pay for.

[Lou]

Yeah. Dom was sucking a drug dealer's dick just to get a Honda Civic ride.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. Her and Christine were just mirrors on different coasts.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Steve Smith]

This is the post that. I mean, we. We read it, but this is the actual post that he put out on Facebook.

[Bobby Kelly]

He tags espn, tmz, Panthers, and Antonio Brown.

[Lou]

Look at all the photos. Look at all the photos of. He has.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he gets some real. Wow.

[Lou]

What a piece of.

[Bobby Kelly]

By the way, if you're gonna show pictures of. And I think this is true. I always think this is crazy when I see, like, angry girls on Facebook, like, posting, like. And look at the ugly that he did it with. And they show pictures of an ugly woman. Like, I feel like you should always. Like, I would show. If I. If I was going this crazy with it. Like, it's out there, and I gotta go. I would almost be like, more like, what are you gonna do, man? Look at this guy. And then just send a picture of Steve Smith with his shirt off. I would take the best pictures of him. Be like, hey, what are you gonna do, dude? I can't compete with this, bro. If you want to that statue, have at it.

[Lou]

Wow.

[Steve Smith]

This. These are the texts you're looking for, though, where it says, like, you.

[Bobby Kelly]

She.

[Steve Smith]

You rearrange my iud, but you can't see the full thing.

[Lou]

Oh, this is deep.

[Steve Smith]

As an understatement.

[Lou]

Oh, my God.

[Steve Smith]

Oh, deep is an understatement. I feel like you're going to rearrange my iud.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were so deep.

[Lou]

Now, when you're a husband and you have kids and you have marriage photos all over the house in Maui, sure. And then you get her phone and you read that. I mean, that must hurt. That must physically hurt your stomach to read that sentence.

[Jacob]

I walk into the water for sure.

[Lou]

That's what I do, but you just kill yourself.

[Jacob]

Great whites take me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you really? I don't know if I could be hurt that bad. I feel like at some point you have to just, like, the situation is so out of your hand. You go, this is so cut and dry. Do you know? I mean, like, it's public now. It's out there. It's a big thing. So you go, it's cut and dry. I know. It's like, you. I guess, like, you know, I'll fight you for custody of the kid, probably because you're gonna be like, she's a piece of shit in the court. So, like, fight for custody or don't fight for custody and just, like, move on with your life, dude. So the worst thing is someone going, like, I'm not with anybody else, but, like, I'm just. I'm over you completely. It's almost, like, sucks, like, you know what I mean? Then you, like. Then you want to hang on to it.

[Lou]

It's so cut and dry with you and me. We're very cut and dry people in our relationships, too. This sucker was in fantasyland. He was in love. He was in fantasyland. Love with his wife and his home. And he had the prettiest chick on the block.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he had a hot trombone player. He had a hot trombone player. He thought he was like, no one's trying to fuck this dork.

[Lou]

Yeah. This chick never got black dick in high school, which is the problem. I think every girl should just to experience. Lou.

[Christine]

Sir.

[Lou]

Amen.

[Jacob]

I wouldn't walk in the water. I mean, I would. I would get over it. I think, like Jay said, it's like, all right, that's what happened. But that you knocked my. My IUD loose. That would get to me. Come on.

[Bobby Kelly]

I also operate differently in a weird Way that line. You almost knocked my IUD loose talking about the other thing. It's not that I would laugh. I think in a weird way, months beyond the breakup, actually maybe even still in a torturous way to myself, I would jerk off to that thought of. You know what I mean? Of like, God, she was such a fucking pig. She was being such a pig. Something about that would make me go like, I remember that I had a girl cheat on me years ago and it was like the thing she did was like blew a guy in a car. And I think after I got over the initial anger of it, I jerked off to roadhead videos almost exclusively for a while. Just cause like it's like a torturous thing you do to yourself. But it's also like, I also didn't hold on to the anger. Anger with. I didn't like come out of those jerk off sessions and be like. It was just like a thing that was there.

[Lou]

It's called trauma. No, yeah, that's when. Yeah, it's called trauma.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Lou]

Yeah, you. It's 100 you. Yeah, dude, it's trauma you got. So what happened is she, she hurt you so bad that you got into it. It's like people who get molested, this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is a lot different than molestation.

[Lou]

I mean, it's a little bit different.

[Bobby Kelly]

She blew a guy.

[Lou]

She blew a guy. And then what's your favorite porn?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, then now. Oh, black guys.

[Lou]

You like cucking?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't care that the. It's not. Got very little to do with like that.

[Lou]

Because you dealt with it. You dealt with it. No way. With me. Stay with me, stay with me. You dealt with the pain by connecting to it and making it something you like so it doesn't hurt. So now you go there and you watch people getting cheated on sucking other guys dicks so that you can't get hurt again because that's what turns you on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Trauma, maybe cheating.

[Steve Smith]

I don't know if cheating is what's going on. Cuckold porn.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, that's what I'm saying.

[Lou]

It's not, it's not, it's not healthy watching. Watching your wife suck two black guys off and getting whaled out, calling you a pussy and making you suck their dicks.

[Bobby Kelly]

That I can never, I. That I never got into. In those videos, whenever it's me neither involving.

[Lou]

Me neither.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, the husband being involved and where they come over, they insult the husband.

[Lou]

Or make my sleeve pussies on. Hang on one second. I gotta feel safe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or they make him like lick Come or something off that. Like, it's never been my. The situation is more that. It's. Those videos tend to be real videos of a bunch of black dudes coming to a very regular looking lady. That's the thing.

[Lou]

How do you come back from eating when your wife makes you eat? Some guys come. How do you. How do you just have Thanksgiving dinner? You doing the dishes? If you want me to. Well, all right. I'll do them if you want. Come eater. What? Nothing.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. How do you step back. How do you step back to be like, hey, enough. I said enough. You can never say that again. It's like, enough. What? Other guys come. You looked off my asshole. Shut up.

[Steve Smith]

Yeah, I thought it was sexy.

[Lou]

You said you liked it. You told me that was you. You wanted.

[Bobby Kelly]

I have.

[Lou]

Not all of it.

[Steve Smith]

I'm expressing my sexuality.

[Lou]

Not all of it. You come eater.

[Bobby Kelly]

I have the emotional ability to see Christine fuck other people.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I certainly don't want that person to be like, hey, you like this? I'm like, excuse me. Or if he. Or if there was like. It's like, yeah, hey, jerk is. Come on. I'm not touching this guy's dick. Are you out of your mind? So maybe I draw weird lines, but there are lines.

[Lou]

Lines. That's your next album. That's your next line. Lines.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're all weird lines, but there are lines.

[Lou]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That's the weirdest. When this guy, it's like, come look at his little dick and look at your big thing. I'm like, don't do that.

[Lou]

I don't like that at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd be like, yeah, everyone's built differently. I'd get upset. Like, give me real things. Yeah, all right. That's the idea. The spice of life, right? That you get different kinds?

[Lou]

You turn into Hannah Gatsby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everyone's got to be different. I was a 17 year old boy. Mother f. Oh, boy.

[Lou]

Yep.

[Bobby Kelly]

Almost that time.

[Lou]

Almost. Buddy, we got a weekend. You're going away. Where are you going again?

[Bobby Kelly]

Indianapolis. Probably gonna get down some pedophile hunting.

[Lou]

Nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll have Dave Temple with me. So what if Dave Temple is triggered by something with that? Like when he sees the pedophile come, like, just loses it. Well, to be determined.

[Lou]

How much time do you do on the weekend?

[Bobby Kelly]

My set. 45.

[Lou]

You do 45? Yeah, I think I'm gonna start doing that. I always do an hour.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I do 45. And then sometimes it goes to like 50. If it's like rolling. I'll do 55. But yeah, I don't do I. My thing's always. First of all, people come to multiple shows a weekend sometimes, right? Because they want to see the crowd, work stuff, be different. And because I do also do 45 because like I don't have to repeat jokes in the same night. If I don't. If I don't want to.

[Lou]

I might, I might start. I always do an hour and it's like I feel like it's a little too long because you have.

[Bobby Kelly]

Also you have guest spots too. And I have any guest spots, feature hosts.

[Lou]

I have a 10, 20 hour.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I let people do guest spots.

[Lou]

I should, I should start letting people do guests.

[Bobby Kelly]

Local comics makes them so happy to get like 7, 10 minutes.

[Lou]

I might start doing that. Maybe I'll start doing that this weekend. Good for you. I'm at the. They do that at the Comedy Works in Denver.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lou]

I mean I was there when I did like five or six guest bots.

[Bobby Kelly]

They just tell you you're doing them. Usually they have like a. They let you know that.

[Lou]

Yeah, I mean they let me know.

[Bobby Kelly]

They know people would like to do.

[Lou]

Them, but they would know. There was a lot of people like, hey, this is the people on the show. There was like four or five people. I was like, Jesus. One dude came out of the mountains, he had like fucking fight a lion.

[Bobby Kelly]

He emerged.

[Lou]

Some weird story.

[Bobby Kelly]

He merged that day.

[Lou]

Big J is going to be at Helium Indianapolis this weekend, February 27th through March 1st. And then he's going to be at Magoobies in Baltimore the 6th, March 6th through March 8th. After that he'll be in Niagara Falls. Me and him, we'll be doing two shows, one a night, having a blast up at Niagara Falls. So come check us out. Nashville, Atlanta, Austin. He's coming there for tickets and all the tour dates. Bigjcomedy.com and the most important thing, Jay's new special Them is out now. YouTube.com bigjogrson Share it. Like it and make sure you comment. Do all the stuff. Don't just watch it. Do everything else for it. Get it out there. Get people that don't know Jay to see Jay. It's one of the best specials out in the last six months.

[Bobby Kelly]

At least six months.

[Lou]

At least six months.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not bad.

[Lou]

I mean, dude, one of. One of the best specials in a long time.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you, buddy.

[Lou]

Really great.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll say. It's funny, last time I was in Indianapolis, come out everybody and support cuz I will say if you hang out after the shows late. I saw a guy get shot last time. So just know you could be part of that. It does get dangerous in that corner there. So let's fucking make a party out of it. If we really, really go out there and watch, you can really powder keg some problems out there. Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the Comedy Works in Denver this weekend. Everybody. March 1st or it's February 27th through March 1st. That's tomorrow through Saturday. Get your fucking tickets now. They are gonna go. Comics roadhouse in Connecticut, March 6th through the 8th. After that, Seattle, Niagara Falls with me in Tampa Bay. All on deck. And you can catch Bobby every Tuesday night. The 7pm Fat Black Pussycat show at the Comedy Cellar. Hello. At the Comedy Cellar. For tickets and all other tour dates go to Punchup Live Robert Kelly. And check out Bobby's new YouTube channel, YouTube.comoberTKellyComedy for a bunch of his content and fun. We could say goodbye probably Lou, right? Yeah, go ahead because. Yeah, let's get the frig out of here. I gotta go do story wars.

[Lou]

You can do story wars. I'm gonna go home and pack another foam.

[Bobby Kelly]

I gotta pack when I get home. Yeah, I have to dry clothes still. Some of them I gotta have.

[Lou]

My new humidor came in.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got a humidor.

[Lou]

Humidor. I gotta stack it. I got a thousand cigars there.

[Bobby Kelly]

A thousand. I got so many and so many cigars.

[Lou]

I know. I don't know. I gotta start giving some away, but.

[Bobby Kelly]

Should get some interns and start them with them.

[Lou]

It's a good idea. Remember, we should get an intern and.

[Bobby Kelly]

We should fuck them with cigars. Yeah, serious. The powers that be, if you're listening right now, send us an intern that we could. With cigars. We'd appreciate it. Someone college age.

[Lou]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Looks like they come from some sort of a trauma. So I don't want them. Yeah, I want to know what they are. I'll take it. Could be she could be a little chubby even.

[Lou]

Yeah, but I wanted to look like Jacob and Christine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, but if she tells, I'll kill her. Yeah, so put that out there. So Jim, Jim, run that up the ladder. We need interns. We'll catch you guys. Enjoy the pre record. We had a good fun one this week. Yes, Joy, the. The lost tapes. Tomorrow we will be back live with you Monday. Monday.

[Lou]

Monday.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right here.

[Lou]

See you guys later at the bonfire.

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[Bobby Kelly]

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