Chubby Gambino & Wu Tang Generator

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Chubby Gambino & Wu Tang Generator
Date: April 10, 2026

Overview

In this characteristically raucous and freewheeling episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, joined by their regular crew, riff their way through a slew of pop culture topics and personal recollections. The central themes are playful arguments about Donald Glover’s “sexiness,” a deep dive into the Wu Tang Clan Name Generator, and stand-up comedy’s place among multi-hyphenate artists. The episode is anchored by the hosts’ unfiltered, self-deprecating comic chemistry as they spar about bodies, creativity, and what makes a cool stage name.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

Donald Glover/Childish Gambino: Talent & "Shredded" Debates

• The show opens with the crew watching the “This Is America” video and joking about Donald Glover’s physique and creative prowess.
  • Jacob insists Donald Glover was "shredded" at one point, leading to comical dispute.
  • [01:51] Jay: "I love that. He just did the—it’s the Wu Tang Clan name generator."
  • [02:21] Bobby: “Mine would just come up: Fat douche.”
  • The guys agree Glover is “in shape” but not “shredded,” settling the matter with plenty of self-owning jokes.
  • [03:19] Bobby: “We know we’re fat and disgusting naked.”
  • [03:43] Jay: “If I had his body, my shirt would be off during the show.”
• They marvel at Donald Glover’s artistic versatility (writer, actor, rapper).
  • [07:08] Jay: “Choose sexy.” (when asked if he’d rather be sexy than funny)
  • [08:12] Bobby: “Just talented, dude. It’s like Prince.”

Multi-Hyphenate Artists and Stand-up Comedy

• Extended musings on whether it's fair for someone as successful as Glover to “dabble” in stand-up.
  • [13:24] Jay: “Fuck you for even worrying about comedy, you fucking asshole. Just do this.”
  • [16:16] Bobby: “It’s nuts how talented he is.”
  • Anecdotes about crossing paths with Donald Glover, his “coolness,” and the perception of comedy’s difficulty versus music’s panache.

The Wu Tang Clan Name Generator: Comedy Gold

• The crew has a field day testing the infamous Wu Tang Name Generator, discovering their identities as “Kind Mask,” “Visceral Alien,” “Golden Educator,” “Formidable Oracle,” “Venomous Shaolin,” “Smoking Phantom,” “Twisted Believer,” “Unstoppable Alien,” and more.
  • Ripple effect of jokes as each name is revealed and instantly mocked, leading to an impromptu rap session.
  • [19:59] Guest: (freestyling as Golden Educator) “I’m the golden educator, that’s why I’m here to say, boom, yo.”
  • [22:10] Jay: “Affluence. Wow.”
  • Several attempts to “game the system” by changing names, locations, and spellings—all parodied mercilessly.
• Bobby determines to adopt “Golden Educator,” while Jay (reluctantly) accepts “Blessed Lone Ranger.”
  • [43:06] Lou: “Yeah, in Wu Tang, it’s Blessed.”

Riffing on Pop & Hip-Hop Performers

• The show pivots mid-episode to live performances by Cardi B, Little Kim, and a spirited roast of the audience and performer archetypes at these concerts.
  • [25:52] Jay: “That is a show filled with annoying black women in the audience, though, dude. Would be an intolerable wait in line for the bathroom.”
  • [26:35] Bobby: “Oh my God, there’s so much stinky on that stage.”

Comics Unleashed and Comedy Paths

• The last portion is a nostalgic and satirical look at TV stand-up show Comics Unleashed and its panel episodes.
  • Bobby describes the ritual of wardrobe changes for tapings and the crowd’s robotic enthusiasm.
  • [48:53] Bobby: “He gets them so hyped up that it doesn’t matter. You could not even have a crowd in there…they were told…just laugh.”
  • Extended fat jokes inspired by a Gabriel Iglesias clip, and a body-positivity tangent about TLC’s “600 Pound Sisters.”
  • [53:13] Jay: “If you’re really fat and you lose a lot of weight…and don’t have a good body, stop celebrating publicly so much about it.”
  • [53:41] Jay (re: surgery scars): “I’m like, I’d rather just fucking…I’d rather be a little jiggly and just muscle underneath.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [03:19] Bobby: "We know we're fat and disgusting naked."
• [07:08] Jay: "Choose sexy." (on the choice between sexy or funny)
• [13:24] Jay: “Fuck you for even worrying about comedy, you fucking asshole. Just do this.”
• [16:16] Bobby: “It’s pretty nuts. How talented he is.”
• [19:59] Guest: (freestyling) "...That's why you are a masturbator. Bring it to my house."
• [22:10] Jay: "Affluence. Wow."
• [25:52] Jay: “That is a show filled with annoying black women in the audience, though, dude. Would be an intolerable wait in line for the bathroom.”
• [43:06] Lou: "Yeah, in Wu Tang, it's Blessed."
• [53:13] Jay: "If you’re that fat, you’ll never be pretty again."
• [56:59] Jay: "Do you think I could change my Starbucks app name to the Blessed Lone Ranger?"

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Key Timestamps

• [01:28]: Donald Glover/Childish Gambino – shredded or not?
• [02:57]: Watching “This Is America” – body debate
• [05:00–06:08]: Crew attempts Gambino’s dance moves
• [12:19]: Crew reflects on the “cool” versus “nerd” personas
• [15:23]: Serious/half-serious talk on Glover’s comedy versus music talents
• [17:10–23:00]: Wu Tang Name Generator - the bit begins, rap session ensues
• [25:52]: Cardi B/Lil’ Kim performance – audience and performer riffing
• [43:06]: Naming argument: Blessed vs. Blessed
• [48:53]: Comics Unleashed: green rooms, crowd management, TV credit hustle
• [51:13–54:50]: Fat jokes & TLC’s “600 Pound Sisters” weight loss aftermath

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Crew's Wu Tang Names (Final List)

• Bobby Kelly: Golden Educator
• Jay Oakerson: Blessed Lone Ranger
• Lou: Formidable Oracle
• Christine: Venomous Shaolin
• Jacob: Unstoppable Alien / Unrelenting Giant (debated)
• Additional crew/guests: Smoking Phantom, Twisted Believer, Gold Stylist, etc.

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Summary Tone & Style

As always, the hosts’ tone is blunt, irreverent, self-deprecating, and full of unrestrained roasting—both of each other and of pop culture’s biggest names. The episode is loaded with playful rivalry, long-running in-jokes, and riffing that careens from the inside-baseball world of stand-up comedy to hip-hop’s silliest corners.

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Final Thoughts

For fans and newcomers alike, this episode serves as a snapshot of The Bonfire’s style: rapid-fire, honest, and never afraid of getting silly or personal. The crew’s spinning of the Wu Tang Name Generator becomes both a comedy bit and a metaphor for the search for identity in show business—and a reminder to always, always make fun of yourself first.

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Transcript

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[Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J

[Bobby Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Jacob]

Nice vagina. So fat.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sometimes I forget how much Jacob loves those fat vaginas.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Loves shredded guys too, apparently. I don't know how you know Childish Gambino was shredded. And you. You defend it like, America, this is America.

[Jacob]

I know. He was.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, bring up this is America video, please. We're talking about Donald Glover. Who. I just found this out myself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now do. Do I have to call him. We're talking about him like this. Do I have to call him Donald Glover or do I call him Childish Gambino?

[Jay Oakerson]

Donald Glover, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right. Always Donald Glover. When do I refer to him as Childish Gambino?

[Jay Oakerson]

You like the music of Childish Gambino by Donald Glover?

[Bobby Kelly]

So when you talk about.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, no, no, just Chado Scambino talking about his music.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right?

[Jay Oakerson]

I love that. He just did the. It's the Wu Tang Clan name generator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that really what he did?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, he just did the thing online. He just. He said he was gonna. He was gonna just definitely Do I want to do the first thing he came up with?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't even know what that is. What is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

It's a thing online.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

We'll do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

What would mine me first?

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me show Jacob this stacked and jacked Donald Glover that he tells me about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Mine would just come up. Fat douche.

[Jacob]

I don't know him after.

[Jay Oakerson]

You know what? Play the song too. This actually starts off pretty cool. It's a great.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a great video too.

[Jay Oakerson]

The video is insane.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's. It's awesome.

[Jay Oakerson]

It Just won like tons of awards.

[Lou]

Yeah, it was a big deal.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's dark.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, in a couple ways.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay, we're not doing that today.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

We said no more on the Pre records.

[Bobby Kelly]

I apologize. I forgot we had to talk.

[Jay Oakerson]

Remember our thing about the Pre records?

[Bobby Kelly]

We said yes, Pre records.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're not going to make Lou have to do a bunch of editing.

[Bobby Kelly]

First of all, he's got. He's got a little fat on the side. I'm seeing it right now, Jacob.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like, shredded.

[Jacob]

I'm not talking about this. I said Community.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, he is so not in shape in this video.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, listen, Bobby, he looks one bazillion times better than either of us.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but that's. That's never the point. Can we make that? That turn it up? Never the point, J. That's never the point. We're never talking about us.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, you're right.

[Bobby Kelly]

We know we're fat and disgusting naked.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I'll be honest, his body's actually far better than I remember being in this video. And I watch this video a lot. I think it's. What it is is that he's just like his stomach has a little bit of a thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

So I'm like, oh, he don't care about that. Which also tells me that he's in shape because he's just in shape.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That's like, I have to get in shape for this video because I'm going to be wearing just Civil war pants.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, they are Civil war pants.

[Bobby Kelly]

Huh? For the wrong side too, by the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

But I mean. I mean, if I had his body, my shirt would be off during the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, if I had his body, I'd rub my stomach every morning.

[Jacob]

That's him in Community.

[Producer/Assistant]

I'd still say he loves McDonald's.

[Bobby Kelly]

But that, that. But that. What is it?

[Jay Oakerson]

That's not real.

[Jacob]

Yes, it's real.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not real. You made that with AI So you can masturbate. Weirdo.

[Jay Oakerson]

Psycho.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Who. Who.

[Jay Oakerson]

Stop putting in underage black children. Their bodies good in AI dude, you're going to end up on a list, you freak.

[Bobby Kelly]

O. This video is crazy.

[Lou]

It's wild.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's so good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

He also has. He's also genreless music, which is kind of interesting.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean?

[Jay Oakerson]

My favorite song by him probably is that Red Bone song. And it's just like that's a him singing in a falsetto. The whole song.

[Bobby Kelly]

I never heard it. This is as far as I got with this Guy.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, put on some red bone. Let yourself enjoy it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's definitely not jacked.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jacked is the wrong. But the picture Jacob showed is a guy who's jacked.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but that's just his fantasy.

[Jay Oakerson]

But that is Jacob's fantasy.

[Jacob]

It was community for 100 times.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's your fantasy, dude. We get it.

[Lou]

Do you want to see it live?

[Jay Oakerson]

It doesn't matter.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you do that move? Jay, you're a dancer.

[Jay Oakerson]

What was it? He does the kicks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he does the kicks, but grabs his ankle in the back.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me say.

[Bobby Kelly]

Probably here.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's see.

[Bobby Kelly]

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Jay Oakerson]

He didn't grab it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Touched it. I mean, whatever, dude. You don't have to be so technical.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why? You said, well, you want me to see if I could do it? I'm gonna see if tell you if I could do it. I don't know if I could do a bunch of grabs, but I think I could do what he was just doing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, let me see it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me see one more time.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine, you need the music, though, right?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, not even. I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't. You have that one. Jump. You gotta jump.

[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, the timing's bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Snap, snap, snap.

[Jay Oakerson]

What do you see when I jump up that first foot? Jump, jump up the foot, go back,

[Bobby Kelly]

jump up on the. Both at the same time. You jump and kick back at the same time. Jump and kick.

[Jay Oakerson]

I can't find the rhythm of this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here we go. Ready?

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

[Guest/Participant]

There it is.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, that wasn't it.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was almost it.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm doing it wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're so hard on yourself.

[Jay Oakerson]

I thought I could do it, and I can't.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can do it.

[Producer/Assistant]

Paco could do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Paco could definitely do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Paco could do everything.

[Jay Oakerson]

I got the motion sitting.

[Bobby Kelly]

He has a Paco body.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

He has a. He has a Filipino boy body.

[Jay Oakerson]

A little more muscular than Paco in the arms.

[Bobby Kelly]

A little bit.

[Jay Oakerson]

Little bit. Where's Red Bone? Let Bobby see this guy's diverse range.

[Bobby Kelly]

Again, not shredded, by the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

Also here. Equally not shredded.

[Jacob]

What is this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Equally not shredded.

[Jacob]

Going under another name. Red Bone.

[Lou]

No, the same.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, the song's Red Bone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I do like those pants, though.

[Jay Oakerson]

But that's the point of all this. This energy is so great for music. I believe it, but it would make me not believe his comedy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just talented, dude. It's like Prince.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jamie's there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jamie loves it. Yeah. She had to go to somebody else after you. After you stopped taking your shirt off.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he's gonna edit himself here. That's a bummer. That's one of my favorite lines. Can't say it anyway, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is it?

[Jay Oakerson]

You'll see. How could this guy be funny? He could be at a party funny. He could be funniest guy in his group of buddies. You love it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I do love it.

[Jay Oakerson]

In fairness, you have heard it. It's because he's using the background of it's got that I love you, Mary Jane, which has been used a lot. It's a sample.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's the word? He's not gonna say. Is it coming?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. N words. Creeping.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, really? Right there. Could you imagine? I would love to be able to be that sexy and not be made fun of.

[Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Lou]

It was when he switched from Donald Glover to Childish Gambino. You're like, donald Glover's rapping, and then he's just this wildly talented musical career.

[Bobby Kelly]

All you have to do is have another name.

[Jay Oakerson]

And here's what I'll tell you. The fact that Christian get to one of the parts where he screams real legs. And I want to show you something else this guy does. Another reason why it's like, it can't be funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, if you could be sexy or funny, what would you be?

[Jay Oakerson]

Choose Sexy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really?

[Jacob]

So talented.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob's sliding off his chair right now.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's actually doing.

[Jacob]

I was always a huge Donald Glover fan. He's a 30 Rock writer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stop bringing up 30 Rock.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't care about his funny. I don't trust it. It won't be good.

[Jacob]

Brilliant on Community.

[Producer/Assistant]

He's a fat shit.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, someone's girlfriend likes Donald Glover.

[Bobby Kelly]

God, he's got a flat ass, though.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now, can you go to him doing 3005 live at, like, an outside festival? Because I will say, here's what makes me frustrated about this. Why do you got to do comedy? And I'll tell you why. It's why he should not ever want to do it. I think he has ultimately stopped doing stand up.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

He hasn't done stand up in years. But I remember I'd be on the road when I first started headlining. He'd be like, the week after me or the week he was coming, I go, oh, that's. He's from Community still. That was, like, what his thing was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then he just kept the acting stuff, and then he did the music, and I couldn't even begin to give a shit. This is Actually, one of his first songs that he performs. And, like, I like the song now, but, like, I didn't even listen when it came out. I go.

[Bobby Kelly]

I met him. I met him at the upfront when I was on FX for Atlanta, and he just. Atlanta was his first year when they were doing the upfronts, and he was walking through the hotel, little ballroom area, and he stopped and stared at me, and I stared at him. And then he just looked at me like he.

[Jay Oakerson]

And you both said, they're letting white people. And he said, they're letting. You said they're letting black people in here over each other. They're letting white black people in here.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he stared at me and I stared at him. We, like, had a moment and then he just looked away and took off. But I didn't even know he was a standup at that time. I didn't even know about the show coming on, but I.

[Jay Oakerson]

He was like a Creek comic, wasn't he?

[Lou]

Yeah, he started at the Creek.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really? Yeah, it's fucking weird. I never saw him do stand up. I've only seen him.

[Lou]

He was on the Axe comedy tour when I worked at Comics. It was like, him, Whitney Cummings, Steve Rainazisi.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's not funny. Is he funny?

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does well, but how good can he be when underneath it you have to go. It's like, he's too cool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's really cool.

[Jay Oakerson]

Go to the outside one. No, no, go to, like, where it's like daytime outside. Because that's like this one. That works.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is this him singing?

[Jay Oakerson]

That works too.

[Lou]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Either one of them. And I'm just saying, like, yeah, this is good. Like Summer Jam. This will never do a thing. Including Comedy Jam. Is this fun? Does the other one have better sound outside?

[Bobby Kelly]

Josh would have to say something about that.

[Jay Oakerson]

You know what? I'll take this example, Josh.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean?

[Guest/Participant]

I do it all the time.

[Lou]

You guys want to do the jam during the day?

[Bobby Kelly]

That'd be fun.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is so much more fun than anything we've done. Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Ever comics come home Opening for Shane.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Opening for Dane.

[Jay Oakerson]

Shane. Opening for Dane and Shane.

[Bobby Kelly]

Louie. Shane, Dane and Shane and Louie. Oh, look at that. Standing drummer. How cool is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, everyone's yelling it back at him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah,

[Lou]

he was just like. I guess he just, like, too nervous to go into this and went into comedy. Like, I can't believe this was in him.

[Jay Oakerson]

Maybe he used comedy honestly, to get like a. Over a stage fight maybe.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he might be that genius that he's like, I'll just do this for a little bit. You know, Louis became a novelist. I think he was going to do a stop animation for a minute too, which was fucking wild.

[Lou]

That's so funny.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but I mean, this dude is already this point acting in a ton of shit.

[Lou]

Community was, I think, over when Childish Gambino started.

[Bobby Kelly]

Imagine this being your. Your. Your second career. I know, just. That's why he had a stroke. He has too much talent.

[Jay Oakerson]

His brain was too full. He hasn't had to leak out.

[Jacob]

Yeah, his character on Community was a nerd, but he was always cool. Even then he was just bringing up Community. I'm saying he was.

[Guest/Participant]

Look at this. This is cool.

[Jacob]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jay Oakerson]

Chicks watch Community, bro.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Goofy chicks with Harry, he could never hide his cool.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't watch shows like Nerd.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we're not dweebs, man.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I mean, it's. By the way, what he's doing right there is just. He wrote this song. He's doing it in front of all these people who are caring so much more than any good joke.

[Bobby Kelly]

Don't forget he's wearing a belt. Not in the belt loops, just around his ass.

[Jay Oakerson]

Is he?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes. Yes. The fuck is.

[Guest/Participant]

How cool is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

I gotta now. It's through the loop.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's not.

[Jay Oakerson]

It is. Yeah. The pants are low.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jay Oakerson]

He could show his underwear because his gut's not hanging over. Sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's got black underwear.

[Jay Oakerson]

I thought it's even cooler than you thought. His pants are sagging, but they're not going anywhere because his fucking black ass is holding it up.

[Bobby Kelly]

That fucking beautiful black tush.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah, he's in shape here.

[Jay Oakerson]

So here's my point.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not shredded or jacked here, but he's in good shape. I've never said he's in shape for sure, but he's never been jacked.

[Jay Oakerson]

But here's my point. Fuck you for even worrying about comedy, you fucking asshole. Just do this.

[Lou]

Wildly successful in comedy before you ever even did this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Could you imagine wearing your T shirt

[Jay Oakerson]

but not comedy and acting? I think he's a tremendous actor too.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's wearing his T shirt around his head as a. As a. As a sweatband or something. Let me just take this off and make a sweatband.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, man. You know how much time he took to do his hair that day? None. Didn't give a fuck. He just wakes up all black and awesome.

[Bobby Kelly]

Does have. But the sneakers are crisp, though. Look at the way he's always crisp.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, let's just add in also. Just like, he just dances good for what he's doing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

This guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's that? Is that Yamanika?

[Lou]

She's cool too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she was cool. There's nothing cool than a big black chick playing guitar drums like Alabama shakes. Oh, my God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Alabama Shakespeare.

[Guest/Participant]

What is that? What is that?

[Bobby Kelly]

What is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

He's doing it great.

[Lou]

He's just like.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know, Sexy ass.

[Lou]

He's just, like, feeling it. He's, like, dancing from his soul.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's probably the sexiest man. I say Bruno Mars.

[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, that's a clip forever. He's feeling it. He's dancing from his soul. I mean, that's forever.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't hear it. Can I hear it?

[Jay Oakerson]

You don't have to. It was perfect. I promise you. It was clean. He's like, dancing from his. He's just feeling it. He's, like, dancing from his soul. You can stop this and I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think we know why.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, it's not. Here's what we have to give him. He clearly. I think he did what we said. I think when the music and acting and everything was taking off, I think he really stopped doing. I forget I've been doing comedy so long. What I'm thinking of these times that I'd see him opening. For me, it must be a fucking million years ago. I think he's been, like, way out of comedy. Stand up comedy. It's probably because, like, so that. My point being, this was so long ago. He wasn't long in comedy. When he did this. He was already getting acting stuff. So he can get shit. But, like, it's fine. It's like, fine. It's not, like, bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was probably a writer, you know, like, certain writers be. Do stand up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, there was a time where writers were writers and stand ups were stand ups. It was separate things. And, you know, stand ups would get on shows and. And then there was a. Sometime in our generation, writers were like, I can do stand up too.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And make money. And we were like, ah, shit. These fucking dweebs are hanging out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Nerds are learning how to talk into a microphone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really good jokes. They just have no charisma on stage.

[Jay Oakerson]

But he's a. But he's a kid. You're right. But this, what he's doing would do well in any comedy club thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Jacob]

Kill.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like, if some say he's like, so it's. Yeah, it's like fine. It's passively fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Cellar on Friday and Saturday nights.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Same shit. But again, it seems weird again. Like, having him. Like, it still feels like the cool guy telling you joke. Because I know what he is and what. And the song and dance this guy has in his heart.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's.

[Lou]

It's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's pretty nuts. How talented. How talented he is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Look how I'm nailing it while I'm sitting down. Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

But doesn't that make you think, Jay? That. Because I know you. I know black wood.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why aren't you getting this,

[Guest/Participant]

Jay?

[Bobby Kelly]

Doesn't that make you think, though? Because you know, you have dance in your heart and I have song in my heart.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

That if we just put down this foolish tool of standup and invest it in a new name and just really invest it into our hearts, that we could be as talented as him on stage.

[Jay Oakerson]

You sing with a band and then I dance behind you. Yeah, Interpretively.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever is inside of you. I don't know what's inside of you,

[Jay Oakerson]

but depends the song. If you're doing like a hip hoppy thing, I'm going to fucking bust it open. But if you're doing something beautiful, I will miss something flowy. I'll wear something flowy and do a lot of spinning.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like if we just said fuck it and tried. Maybe this is inside of us. Dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go back a page. Look at the mouse. Someone stole your fucking orb idea. Bobby. Look at this orb situation they have.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, they took my.

[Jay Oakerson]

On the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was ahead of my time. Jay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Damn. You are an innovator.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm just an innovator. That's why I'm the Fluence.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why are we looking at this?

[Lou]

Oh, I just clicked over. It said click here to.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, to get that.

[Lou]

And then it ended up being more complicated than I thought it was gonna be.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, because we're saying clans up for the thing.

[Lou]

Yeah. This is the name generator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, is it?

[Lou]

Yeah, because you guys were talking.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would love to find my name. This is. I would love to have a new name.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why do you have to give your email?

[Lou]

They just probably want to collect email addresses. I give the bonfire email.

[Bobby Kelly]

Does it matter location?

[Jay Oakerson]

I guess it does. Boom. You're the Kind Mask.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you do it again?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't want kind sucks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Kind mask. The is Bobby Kelly. Yes, but with an ie.

[Jay Oakerson]

What? That's not you don't cheat.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right? Don't cheat a Kind mask. Did you do this? What was yours?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I haven't done it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You've never done it?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, not that I remember. Here we go. Here we go. What if it's based off the email only?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

What if it just comes up kind mask again.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's just kind mask every time.

[Jay Oakerson]

Visceral alien. It's better than kind mask.

[Bobby Kelly]

Better. It's better. Visceral age.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can change your location if you have to say. Also, Bobby doesn't live in New York. New York.

[Lou]

Okay. Here.

[Jay Oakerson]

So it says you can change what's there. It says in the bottom, you could do it. Change your location. Here you go. You're gonna be fine.

[Producer/Assistant]

I want to be in the wood tank.

[Jay Oakerson]

Of course. But someone's got to remember all of our things. There it is.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got visceral. I got kind mask.

[Lou]

Here's your real Bobby or Robert.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Try Bobby the cheerful Watch off. Try Bob. Try Bob.

[Jay Oakerson]

Try Robert. Go back to Robert. Cheerful watcher.

[Guest/Participant]

The is this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why is everything so Robert.

[Jay Oakerson]

Where he lives? I don't know. Your names so far have all sucked. The best one is the visceral alien.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I don't even like that one, though. It's too wordy.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's not great.

[Guest/Participant]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

What am I, a fat monk?

[Jay Oakerson]

What do we have left, Bob?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you got Bob Kelly.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bob Kelly. This is it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I got Rob Kelly.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no one's ever called you that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, sir. All right.

[Lou]

No, sir, New York.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do Boston. See about Boston.

[Lou]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Try Boston. Yeah, Boston. Because, I mean, I'm My roots.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay, that's fair.

[Bobby Kelly]

Golden Educ.

[Guest/Participant]

Yes. Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's okay.

[Guest/Participant]

I'm the golden educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. All right.

[Guest/Participant]

I'm the golden educator Here to say if you don't like me, get the away. I'm working the room like I am always that's why I'm here to say if you don't know, I'll tell you what that's why your wife's a. I'll bring it up to your face in the crowd. That's why I'm so loud, you know I'm gonna be the golden educator. That's why you are a masturbator. Bring it to my house.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bring it.

[Guest/Participant]

Bring it to your room that's why you have a broom to sweep it up when I'm done that's where having fun. Don't bring it to me when you're done. That's it. I'm the golden educator. That's why I'm here to say Boom,

[Bobby Kelly]

yo. That's It. That's it.

[Jay Oakerson]

I didn't think I did my part.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's in you. Dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

You're the music man. I do that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's in me. I just need a little more time with Golden Educator. Because I couldn't. Couldn't. Rap. Educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

We have to find out what goes with Educator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Educator. Medicator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Medicator. Dedicated.

[Bobby Kelly]

Masturbator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now dedicator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dedicator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Masturbator. But you got to get that.

[Guest/Participant]

Master Beta.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Guest/Participant]

I'm the Golden Educator. Not the masturbator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Debater. Hater.

[Guest/Participant]

Hater.

[Jay Oakerson]

Gator.

[Guest/Participant]

I'm the one. Gator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Huh? Translator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Translator. I'll see you a month down the road. Later. Nope. Too wordy. I turned back into Bob Kelly.

[Jay Oakerson]

But later.

[Bobby Kelly]

Also later.

[Jay Oakerson]

Later. Hater.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tater Tots.

[Jay Oakerson]

Fader. Creator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Creator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Annihilator.

[Guest/Participant]

I'm the Golden Educator. Annihilator. I'll your mom. Two months later. She'll be coming home walking real funny. That's why you don't celebrate the bunny on Easter. My feaster Is your mother's pussy on Easter. The Golden Educator gonna make you hate her. That's why you like Tater Tots.

[Jay Oakerson]

Affluence. Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna get this down. I'm gonna come up with a jamming

[Jay Oakerson]

rap for the Golden Educator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Golden Educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

All right. Let's get DJ Lou in there. DJ Lou. Now, see, I don't know if it's gonna be able to pinpoint right outside of Teaneck.

[Producer/Assistant]

Teaneck.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then can you see? Just do Jersey. You're from Jersey, right? Yeah.

[Guest/Participant]

Yeah.

[Producer/Assistant]

I am proud of it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the greatest thing ever. I'll spend all day on this. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

You're gonna find your whole family's Wu Tang names.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody get everybody shirts.

[Producer/Assistant]

E, A, N, E, C, K. We should find out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Max is. You can go home and tell him his.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bad Spirit. Spirit.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Bad Spirit.

[Lou]

Try your full name.

[Producer/Assistant]

That stinks.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's try your full name. Let's try your full name.

[Jacob]

Oracle.

[Jay Oakerson]

Whoa. DJ Lou. The Formidable Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's hard. Hard to say. But I like.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then we gotta record one of these things. After we all get our names. We gotta go. Once again. The Wu Tang charts. Again. The Golden Educator. The Formidable Oracle. So. And then, like, we'll go and. Or no. We'll go. We'll get everybody else. And it goes. And. And you'll go. G, O, L, D, E, N. Educator. G O, L, D, E, N. Educator. Hey. You get. Get out of my class.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, you get out of my class.

[Jay Oakerson]

Before this te. Before this golden educator come whoop that ass.

[Bobby Kelly]

You ain't got a hall pass to be in my hood

[Jay Oakerson]

ass. I do a little kim dance. You see Little Kim come out with Cardi B. It's pretty dope. She looks like a formidable article. Christine, let's find out yours.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cardi B's not looking good, dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

Her butt. It's looking weird.

[Lou]

She's getting it removed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, good for her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Little Kim coming out those video ass.

[Jacob]

She said, I'm getting my ass implants after this tour.

[Lou]

She's getting them removed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Little Kim looked weird, too when she walked out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Shut up.

[Bobby Kelly]

She did.

[Jay Oakerson]

Don't you dare, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

She walked out, I was like, what is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

She's a queen, dude. She's a turkey.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's a queen of the opaloopas.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's a human Turkey for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

100.

[Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Look at interest. Turn it up. Boom. Bing. She always comes out. She's 4, 2, and then she's gonna go like this. She only does that one dance, dude.

[Lou]

She does like a weird robot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she does a robot move now.

[Bobby Kelly]

When was this?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know how I fucking missed this. It was at the Garden.

[Bobby Kelly]

Aren't they fighting? Don't they hate.

[Jay Oakerson]

Don't they hate the Garden? No.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought they didn't like each other.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why would they hate each other? You're probably thinking of Nicki Minaj.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nicki Minaj?

[Jay Oakerson]

No. Little Kim's royalty.

[Bobby Kelly]

My God.

[Jay Oakerson]

That is a show filled with annoying black women in the audience, though, dude. Would be an intolerable wait in line for the bathroom. I bet for everybody there would be

[Bobby Kelly]

that one bald white guy who's into it way too much, though, which is older.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Strangely into it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Knows every song.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Who's this guy? Hi, my name is Randy.

[Lou]

I just feel like it'd be like being inside an episode of Baddies.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, dude. It's going to be stank in that audience, dude. Everyone's going. And the energy walking out of that place is going to be aggressive. They're going to be wanting to and fight. They want to fight and then go home and blow a guy while they hold a stake on their eye.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, the cleanup after that show is going to be a nightmare, too.

[Jay Oakerson]

Fuck, dude. So many little tiny bottles of Hennessy and shit snuck in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, nobody's. Nobody's. Nobody's using a trash can, dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

Nobody's going to get trash, dude. Chicken wing bones. It's going to be great.

[Bobby Kelly]

They have food that they don't sell.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Without a doubt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah. Is this ham? This is ham.

[Jay Oakerson]

KFC Buckets. Just the empty buckets on the ground. No KFC in here. How the you sneak in a bucket?

[Bobby Kelly]

How'd you sneak in? Chitlins.

[Lou]

You see this? She brought out Natalie. Natalie Nunn?

[Jay Oakerson]

Nuh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is that?

[Lou]

Nelly Nunn's the baddie CEO.

[Jay Oakerson]

Come on, dude. Girl puts it all together.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know any of this world. Dude, why are they all dressed like vampires?

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, because they're sexy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you what is that hot and sexy.

[Jay Oakerson]

It hides their turkey bodies.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, there you go. That's why they do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Can you get to the part where Natalie Nunn comes out? Because we saw this part already.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that Natalie?

[Lou]

There she is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's see. Where is this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, they take all their clothes off and they get into regular clothes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Cardi.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cardi B. I like Cardi B. I

[Lou]

like Cardi B, too. I like music than I ever thought I would.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. There's so much stinky on that stage.

[Lou]

Is she doing her song?

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. I'mma do what I want with a pickup in the back. Betty Blunts in the front.

[Lou]

Everybody in this audience knows this song.

[Bobby Kelly]

I bet they all have to wave their asses like that just to cool that thing down. Thing is overheating. Oh.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not even a dance move. That's just my ass.

[Jay Oakerson]

Have you ever been to the Maldives? It's immaculate.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at all that fat ass on that stage.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, the baddies are up there. That was Ry.

[Lou]

That was Ry.

[Jay Oakerson]

Go back. I want to see if the baddies are up there. He brought the out. These are the baddy girls.

[Bobby Kelly]

I bet the whole front row. It smells like lamb. Should have gone.

[Lou]

I don't think you were here because Isabella asked about it. I don't think you were here when it was.

[Jay Oakerson]

Is that Summer? That might be Summer.

[Lou]

Summer.

[Jay Oakerson]

No way. Summer would be up there with her terrible attitude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is that? Oh, my God. Natalie N. Dude, those high heels are made of titanium.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's possible 100 Ferragamo titanium to make

[Bobby Kelly]

the stage steel so they didn't just jab their high heels into it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

How many baby wipes are backstage?

[Jay Oakerson]

I've never been more upset. I've missed a concert in my life. And I miss Pink Floyd.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is that?

[Jay Oakerson]

Cardi B. And her kids.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, kids are cute.

[Jay Oakerson]

Dipset and flop set.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm glad they didn't. I'm glad they didn't dress up like Vampires.

[Lou]

She just put out a video where she was like, how the hell do I have four kids from two baby daddies? She's like, it's all kind of a blur. I don't know how this happened. I'm 34.

[Jay Oakerson]

I love getting cummed up in.

[Lou]

I guess I like that much.

[Jay Oakerson]

I guess I love getting com up in. Oh, from the Chase bank bridge. They try to tell you it's good seats. No, it's actually good.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is, what is that? A bridge up in the middle?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's the chase bridge. I've never seen that cardi b work it.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is she wearing?

[Jay Oakerson]

Fruit.

[Jacob]

Suck it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Suck it now. Suck it.

[Bobby Kelly]

These outfits are stupid as man. Wow, look at the size of that thing. There's no way that thing does not smell. There's no way that thing, when you take that out after the concert. Oh,

[Jay Oakerson]

she puts on a hell of a show for a dipshit. That was just from reality tv.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she does. I mean it looks fun.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah, I bet the show is fucking killer.

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[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she has put a lot of like smoking mirrors into it, you know?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's a stripper though, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, Yeah. I don't know how she made a lot of money.

[Bobby Kelly]

She probably did.

[Jay Oakerson]

She had weird tits then.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she had.

[Jay Oakerson]

She had a bad boob job back in the day, so. Her tits are strange looking. When they had the naked pictures of her back in the day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Strange looking titties.

[Bobby Kelly]

They were weird. They look like tranny titties. Like from like a third world country where they don't have good doctors. What's it we're gonna do? Lou's other name. What did you. Did you like it? Yeah. You like formative?

[Jay Oakerson]

That's a good one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oracle. Yeah, Say it Lyrical.

[Producer/Assistant]

Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, Formidable.

[Producer/Assistant]

Formidable Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

Say it again. Say it five times.

[Producer/Assistant]

Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. For middle Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, I like it.

[Jay Oakerson]

The Formidable Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

What am I again? Golden Dust.

[Jay Oakerson]

Golden Educator.

[Bobby Kelly]

Golden Educator. Love it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's go.

[Lou]

Okay, let's see.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black Lewis is just going to come out. Awesome.

[Producer/Assistant]

Come out Black Lou.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's just going to what's called, like the White Tiger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Who's going to.

[Jay Oakerson]

Just one shot, Christine. That's not right.

[Lou]

That's where I'm at.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Do. Do your original hippie town. Here we go. Silent Magician.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't mind that you don't like.

[Jay Oakerson]

Pretty good. It's kind of fitting also. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, Jay wishes it was more.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, I'm saying she's behind the scenes of so much stuff and makes magic happen.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're Silent Magician. That's a good one, Christine.

[Jay Oakerson]

That was good.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was good.

[Lou]

So let's keep that.

[Jay Oakerson]

You gotta think about it, man.

[Lou]

I should write these down, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you want to try another one?

[Producer/Assistant]

Well, yeah, I'm the magic. So there's two magicians over here. That seems unlikely.

[Lou]

Yeah, I mean, it still is thunder.

[Producer/Assistant]

What are we in the circus?

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Lou]

All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry, dude. Jesus Christ.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Producer/Assistant]

DJ Cackle.

[Lou]

That's not my Wu Tang name.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's different.

[Lou]

Wait, hold on.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have Golden Educator.

[Lou]

Educator.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Lou, you Formidable.

[Lou]

Formidable.

[Bobby Kelly]

Formidable.

[Producer/Assistant]

Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oracle. It's hard.

[Jay Oakerson]

I promise you. All of these are lyrics from their songs. I promise you that. They're lyrics from songs without a doubt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Golden Educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I think I'm trying to. I think I hear like that. That lyric being said, like, by the Jizza.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you think? What do you think? Jacob Patot's gonna be the jizzer. I bet it gz.

[Jay Oakerson]

The jizzer.

[Bobby Kelly]

The hard on Wandering Rabbit. That's it. Is that Christine.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't like it?

[Lou]

Wandering Rabbit. Makes no sense.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, when you know we're never going to get anywhere. She's not going to like any of them.

[Jay Oakerson]

She does hate all of her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why don't we combine? Why don't we the.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, you have to let them do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. We can't combine.

[Jay Oakerson]

Change the location again. Go back to the full name.

[Bobby Kelly]

Live.

[Jay Oakerson]

Here she goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ooh, that's good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Venomous Shaolin. The venomous shell in.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like that. That's pretty good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna stick with that?

[Lou]

Yeah, I'll stick with it.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right. Write that down. We have the Golden Educator. The Formidable.

[Jay Oakerson]

All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

The Formidable Oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oracle. And the Venomous Shaolin.

[Jay Oakerson]

Venomous Shaolin. Let's do black. Lou Lou Johnson. G O L D E N. Educator. G A L. Where do you want

[Lou]

me to set the location?

[Bobby Kelly]

Educated.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's about where you're from, right?

[Jay Oakerson]

Not where you live. We're gonna keep changing until you find a name you like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Start where you're from. The slums of Shaolin. Do that for me. The slums of Shell in Plainfield, New Jersey.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oops.

[Jay Oakerson]

Playing field. That's where Voss used to get his crack.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, boy. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. The Smoking Phantom.

[Bobby Kelly]

I knew it was gonna come out for him out of the gate. Awesome. That'll go through three.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's already writing it down. He ain't taking another shot at it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nah, Smoking Phantom's the Jacob make a

[Jay Oakerson]

thing right now, no matter what happens, you just keep the first one that comes up, no matter what.

[Jacob]

Why? Because you want it to be there. Because you know it's gonna be.

[Jay Oakerson]

Maybe we Smoking Phantom.

[Bobby Kelly]

Maybe.

[Jacob]

There's no way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, just let it. Why you think Batat's gonna it up?

[Jacob]

Yes, everything.

[Jay Oakerson]

Is it also gonna up? Because I'm gonna write Jacob Batoodles. B A T O O O D L E S. Jacob Batoodles.

[Lou]

Where should I set the location to start?

[Bobby Kelly]

Where are you from?

[Jacob]

New York.

[Jay Oakerson]

Are you from New York?

[Lou]

New York.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you from. Where are you from?

[Producer/Assistant]

Marlboro, New Jersey.

[Bobby Kelly]

Put Marlboro.

[Jacob]

Well, I was originally Queensland.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, all right. Put Queens.

[Jay Oakerson]

Take it back before dirty jars.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to take the first one.

[Lou]

New York City.

[Jay Oakerson]

They consider that New York City.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Twisted believer. It's not bad.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you like?

[Lou]

Doesn't.

[Jacob]

It's not the best as it's not Lewis's, but.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, everyone's gonna get the Smoking Phantom.

[Bobby Kelly]

No one's getting the smoke of Phantom,

[Jacob]

I want to do the smoking.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're not gonna get the Golden Educator. I had to go a couple times.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's throw it in there again. Let's go. Marlboro, New Jersey, where he's from the slums of Shaolin. You gotta tell him where your slums of Shaolin are.

[Bobby Kelly]

You gotta be real.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And boom.

[Jay Oakerson]

There you go. Perfect. The gold Stylist.

[Jacob]

That sucks. I want the first one.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, dude, listen. It means that you. Style Bobby. Who's the Golden Educator? Who? The gold stylist.

[Jacob]

It just comes off like a stylist. Like a hairstyle.

[Lou]

Yeah, man.

[Jacob]

I don't want to be a stylist.

[Jay Oakerson]

But a good one, though. You got the gold in style.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but can I just say something? I.

[Jacob]

Working for other people.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm good. The Golden Educator. And he's gold.

[Jay Oakerson]

All right, Jacob, what's your middle name? Let's throw your middle name in here.

[Jacob]

Jason

[Bobby Kelly]

doesn't help.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, Jason.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob J. Jason. Jacob, Jason.

[Jay Oakerson]

Here we go.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm nervous. Unstoppable Alien.

[Jacob]

That one.

[Bobby Kelly]

You like that?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You do like. Because you're a nerd. You love Star Trek. I do? You do?

[Jacob]

Yeah. So what? A lot of people like Star Trek.

[Jay Oakerson]

The Unstoppable Alien. Thank God you didn't decide to take the visceral Alien.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, I didn't. I didn't like Alien.

[Jay Oakerson]

Up.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's good for you.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jacob loves Alien.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would love to go. You have to take this one. We'll go one more just to see if a really great one comes up and you can't take it.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's fair. That's fair. Let's throw up in Marlboro, New Jersey, with the full name.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you are.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, the Unrelenting Giant.

[Jacob]

So much better because now it gives me height that I always wanted.

[Jay Oakerson]

You have it. This is yours.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, he. We said that he has to take the other one. But we're gonna.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, the first one. We did. The first one. We said we didn't stick to that at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but I said. You weren't listening. I said this one's. He has to take the one. He has the alien one. But we're gonna see what this one says. And if it's way better, he can't take it. That's what I said.

[Jay Oakerson]

I understand. On a level, for us, though, me and you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

The gift of being able anytime to call Jacob when people see him. The Unrelenting Giant is pretty funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

And that's why you're the science. I didn't see, the science.

[Jay Oakerson]

The science is in.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was just thinking.

[Jay Oakerson]

It says, unlearn giant makes us happier.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's why I was just being the fluencer, where, you know, I was trying to do a thing for the algorithm. You're the science. Yeah, that's it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Giant. Jacob Batat. All right, let's do me now.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is gonna be good. Right out of the gate. I can feel it. Oh, Gilded Cat. That should have been Jacobs.

[Jay Oakerson]

Thank you, Jamie. Thanks, Jamie. Calm down.

[Bobby Kelly]

That should have been Jacob's. The Gilded Cat.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't like the Gilded Cat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nobody does.

[Guest/Participant]

It sucks.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is a Gilded Cat? That's gold.

[Jay Oakerson]

Here we go. Oh, let them know where I'm from, son. Let him know where I'm from, son. Right there in the top. Ooh, the optical messenger. If I say it like the resin, though, the messenger.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know. Sounds like you're just a eye doctor.

[Jay Oakerson]

Big Jay Okerson.

[Lou]

I was gonna put Michael. No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is he.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is your middle name Michael?

[Jay Oakerson]

Every Jason you ever miss, middle name is Michael.

[Guest/Participant]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

What did you just say to me?

[Jay Oakerson]

Every Jason you've ever met, middle name is Michael.

[Bobby Kelly]

Don't tell me like that. I'm gonna pass it on as fact. Barbed hook. What? You suck, Big J. Please, Big J.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let the website recognize.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna change, silly.

[Lou]

That's just gonna spit out your Wu Tang name is Big J.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's do it. Yo.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here we go. Ready? Bless. Lone Ranger. No, it's three words, dude.

[Lou]

You want to try some New York ones?

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed Lone Ranger. Now let me drink it in.

[Jay Oakerson]

Blessed Lone Ranger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Stupid.

[Jacob]

I actually like that one for you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed Lone. It's three words.

[Jacob]

First of all, you look good in a hat. Cowboy hat.

[Jay Oakerson]

The blessed Lone Ranger.

[Bobby Kelly]

The blessed Lone Ranger. You're blessed.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna go blessed.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't. It's not you. It's not.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's not your Wu Tang name, but blessed.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's blessed.

[Jay Oakerson]

You say it both ways.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you can't.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed.

[Producer/Assistant]

Like beloved. Beloved. Same spelling.

[Guest/Participant]

No, it's what it says. You have to go by what they say.

[Jacob]

Your words.

[Jay Oakerson]

Call me crazy, I choose to listen to the oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but I'm the golden educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's true. And now you take the information, you learn, and you educate other people with it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you have to go with blessed.

[Guest/Participant]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

It.

[Jay Oakerson]

Lone Ranger is great sounding.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed. Lone Ranger is not what it said. Doesn't say blessed.

[Jay Oakerson]

It does. That's how black people would say it, too.

[Lou]

Yeah, and Wu Tang. It's Blessed.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, listen. I know one of the fucking team is against me, so. Okay, you're the blessed Lone Ranger. Thank you. Everybody except for Jacob fucking turned on me.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Black. Black Lou is, too. You turned on me. Okay, good. Giant.

[Jacob]

That's right.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's the opposite of what you're.

[Jacob]

Giant.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, look at. There's a way to say it, like the. The phonetic thing and see if it does it both ways.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed, Blessed Lone Ranger.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but Bobby, when you read a thing, when you say, blessed is he who.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blah, blah, blah, bless. You're blessed.

[Jay Oakerson]

How do you spell when? When a preacher says. But he says, like, blessed is the. It's part of that. That's.

[Lou]

It's right here.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is what it is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blessed Christine. Don't know. I want to hear this fucking boring schedule.

[Jacob]

Hey, nerd.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to. I want to hear this lady who hasn't washed her hair because she's been in every protest for the last six years.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, she shaved the size at a very advanced age.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, she has bangs, which is bangs.

[Jay Oakerson]

And shaved sides of her hair. So she's got a lot going on. I'll tell you what. When she's not writing on whiteboards, though, she's definitely face down. Some fat box.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

But he's about to show you here.

[Bobby Kelly]

But she's dressed like Jacob. She's cold. She has three jackets on.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're saying it right because it's the adjective. It's the adjective.

[Bobby Kelly]

Describe. Whoa, whoa.

[Jay Oakerson]

No respect. It says on air.

[Producer/Assistant]

I know. And he's a producer of 10 years.

[Bobby Kelly]

Some guy just walked in the studio.

[Producer/Assistant]

He's in Philly, by the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

Then he made an O face, and then he fucking stared up at the on air sign for an odd amount of seconds. The adjective is what this would be used as. What kind of lone Ranger I am, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm an educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

Take this. Take this in, then.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm taking this in right now.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is good. This is continued learning. Less Id go and let her say it. Blessed. The Blessed Lone Ranger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, as a golden educator, you never stop learning.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's right.

[Jacob]

That is true.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's right. You have to keep learning so you can tell other people. You have to educate others, even if

[Bobby Kelly]

it's from that thing that just taught me.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, the blessed Lone Ranger. I don't mind it at all. It makes me want to sit like this a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we try you? All right, here's your. You can keep it. We can go for one more in

[Jay Oakerson]

particular with a blessed low Range.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's try one more just to see. Do you want to keep it, or do you want to roll the dice and go for one more?

[Jay Oakerson]

We can do one more.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's look at one more, see if it happens.

[Jay Oakerson]

So I think you're trying to avoid watching some comics unleashed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no, I don't care. I'm fine. I would love to watch mine.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you think you stand up every time again?

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know. I was so. I was so. When I said Hobchopoulos, I so forgot that in my brain that I said that part of. I forgot that part of the joke. And when it. When I said it, it hit me really hard in the chest.

[Jay Oakerson]

So you may have blacked it out.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I black.

[Jay Oakerson]

That was your second one. That's when you were more comfortable.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're gonna see your first one that I. Yeah, you found it, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, they were done on the same day.

[Guest/Participant]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had to do two episodes. So you do an episode, go back, change, and then do another episode, I believe.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm pretty sure you just want us to think that you went out there twice for 400 bucks.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I think you'll see in my face is the same Mexican bandit goatee I had.

[Jay Oakerson]

I like it. You want to give me one more run?

[Lou]

Yes. But I think we did everything in Philly, so you want to try something in New York?

[Bobby Kelly]

Try New York.

[Jay Oakerson]

Here we go, y'. All.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, turn it up.

[Jay Oakerson]

The mystical slayer.

[Lou]

These all suck.

[Bobby Kelly]

These suck.

[Lou]

They're awful. Yeah, maybe we should leave it. Maybe we should leave it alone for a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we broke it.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's overheating.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. It's just giving stupid names. Dumb names.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes. You know, well, we got a little bit of time here. Well, we wanted to see with Comics

[Bobby Kelly]

Unleashed one more second. The. No, go ahead.

[Jay Oakerson]

We wanted to see. Was Versi. Well, we're gonna look at. Go back to a little bit of yours just to see. We. We understand the show was hammy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

And people went on it, and everyone needed TV credits. There wasn't everything on the Internet and putting everything out yourself. You needed a TV credit.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's exactly what it was. It was actually a legitimate TV credit that they paid you for 400 bucks and 700. I got 700.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is a crime.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did two shows. I did two shows. 350. All right, look it. I'm the also fly out here. I lived out there. I was out there for a reason.

[Jacob]

Oh, they wouldn't have flown anyone out. You had to fly on Your own.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, this is the original one.

[Bobby Kelly]

So. So basically what he's saying, Jacob, is we're going to look at what it was, which is a little weird. And maybe they upgraded the show to where it's better.

[Jacob]

So I didn't realize the comics Unleashed was brought back. When did it come back?

[Bobby Kelly]

Just recently.

[Jacob]

And where can you see this?

[Bobby Kelly]

You can see it on the Byron Network. Byron Allen Channel, I think it is. I don't know. I have no idea. When I did it, I didn't know where it was.

[Jay Oakerson]

Not opening.

[Bobby Kelly]

God, I. I just threw that jacket out like a year and a half ago.

[Jacob]

Is it a big thing that it's back?

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I gave that jacket to Mike Suarez.

[Jay Oakerson]

Go, go to the end. Oh, no. Okay, so this. Yeah, you're right.

[Lou]

This is the original, right?

[Jay Oakerson]

That's the original, yes. Because he had the Zoo Yorkshire go back. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Lou]

Same panel.

[Guest/Participant]

That's the.

[Lou]

Oh, yeah, this year.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they have you do a full. Same exact panel with different clothes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Was it the same people?

[Jay Oakerson]

That's why I was confused.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, well, this show is just to. They just did as many as they could do, as many as they could get people to do. To have, you know, his. That late night time that it was on, just to keep rerunning it and make money and make that commercial money. He's a very smart guy.

[Jacob]

It's the same day, but to show the passage of time. You have a backwards baseball cap for one of them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I'm an actor and I'm an educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

This one's the baseball cap. Yeah, the last one you went bald head.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I did. I definitely.

[Jay Oakerson]

Out of the gates, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Out of the gates. They go right to me.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, tell me something wacky.

[Jacob]

They changed the seating position also.

[Jay Oakerson]

But you're always next to Ladman. Yeah, they won't let her escape.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I remember we had to go back in the room and change into the other outfit and. Come on. I think it was the same exact crowd too. But he gets them so hyped up that it doesn't matter. You could not even have a crowd in there. They were so they were told. It was almost like actors were like, hey, fucking laugh. We don't give a fuck. When you think you should laugh, just laugh because that's how crazy this crowd was. Oh, yeah. What's around my neck, by the way? Is that like headphones or some.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. But do you think it ever. When someone's that heavy as Gabriel is here, do you think he Feels at all times that thing happening. Christine, if you could use the mouse to show the thing. I'm definitely talking about where that.

[Lou]

Right here?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, no, the first one.

[Lou]

Oh, here?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you mean.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you think that.

[Lou]

I think that's just the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

But do you think that dark area there has its own, like, thing? Like it gets sweaty. It's something in it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, right now we're looking at where

[Jay Oakerson]

chin meets other chin before which rests on neck.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's called the chin stomach. Yeah, he has a chin stomach. So there's his chin and then underneath it is his chin stomach. And then it goes to his chest and then goes to another stomach. To another stomach. I believe to a dick stomach. There's a lot of stomachs on this.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like my. Underneath my chin can't like. I mean, I can make like a fat neck thing, but you at one point, it doesn't bury.

[Bobby Kelly]

Even when you were at your fattest, you couldn't. You didn't have a chin stuff.

[Jay Oakerson]

It wasn't like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, no. I mean, we'll never know because you had that weird thin beard.

[Jay Oakerson]

I didn't always have a beer. I never understand why people who are fat don't have beards.

[Jacob]

Under chin shadow.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's an under chin, but it's a thick.

[Jay Oakerson]

But it's thick. You could like put. You could like hold five quarters across. That's what I'm saying. I wonder if that feels like a certain way. I mean, Ralphie had that too, right.

[Lou]

I imagine you could get like in any folds that really overweight people get where it gets that like, rub almost.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's like a rub.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That elephant knee pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lou]

He has lost a lot of weight since then. This is like.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Lou]

And I was watching him performing.

[Jacob]

He.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's.

[Lou]

He's not like this anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sofi Stadium.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's weird that they. The fat, like, doesn't go to the top of his head. Yeah, the top of his head is little regular old Gabriel.

[Jay Oakerson]

It will get there because that's what happened to. Well, now he lost weight. But I'm saying, like, you can eventually get. Isn't that what happened, Jacob? You watched 600 Pound Sisters. The one girl started to get like. She got a cave person head because the fat started welling up above her eyebrows.

[Bobby Kelly]

So it just takes a long time to get there.

[Jay Oakerson]

It eventually has, like, has to like break through fucking middle sinuses of your face and get up to your thing.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Tammy, she had a huge forehead. It was like out to here. It's crazy.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's gut.

[Bobby Kelly]

So when she loses her weight, she has to get forehead surgeries.

[Jacob]

She lost the weight actually and it just looked like bags of bones now.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Jacob]

Tammy lost a lot of weight. She finally got the surgery.

[Jay Oakerson]

Did they? I haven't seen this.

[Jacob]

Amy got it a while ago.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Look how much different. Gabriel looks much healthier.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Night and day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

He was jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay, Jacob, the guy's doing his best, okay. He saw a Sofi stadium. Congratulations. Don't hit play at 8. Unbelievable. Talk to him with the golden educate which you play a hate.

[Bobby Kelly]

Holy mother of God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, so they're gross as now.

[Jacob]

Yeah. They were not. They're not good looking now that they've lost the weight.

[Bobby Kelly]

She looks like she has three legs crossed, huh?

[Lou]

How can you be. It's like you're lucky you're not dying. You can't be a 600 pound person and then, and then like be beautiful after that. It's just gonna be healthy.

[Jay Oakerson]

If you're really fat and you lose a lot of weight and you just lose the weight and don't like have a good body. Stop celebrating publicly so much about it.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the meanest thing I've ever heard anybody said.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you're that fat, you'll never be pretty again.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's true.

[Lou]

How could you be?

[Bobby Kelly]

She could get surgery healthy.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, but those surgeries, Bobby, she'll always have it again. It's not that she couldn't be a pretty facially in some way. But those surgeries you're gonna have, I thought about that. I'm like, I wonder if I got like something maybe some skin removed. I go, I don't know if I'd rather have the skin removed and then have the scars look like you've had your body like Frankenstein. I've seen guy they show guys who like do it and stuff on their but and it's just their whole thing's like scars going up and down their arms. I'm like, ah.

[Lou]

I mean even like the weight.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm like, I'd rather just fucking. I'd rather be a little jiggly and just muscle underneath.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean she doesn't look that bad there.

[Lou]

I mean the weight distribution is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah. Oh really?

[Jacob]

I'm sure she had a lot of skin surgery.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's so weird because she has to wear like a fucking scuba suit.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Under her clothes so her body things don't touch. But I will say the bottom of her legs from her knees to her feet look like. What's the thing that's turning inside of a fucking Turkish place? Don't. Air. It's spinning like a fucking. What's that called? Gyro. It's like shawarma. Fill it all in. It looks like shawarma, but you're supposed to cut off of that into a pita.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

I. I was always fascinated with these two. And then they released some clip of her. Their mom.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Just who is in a wheelchair and fatter than both of them and just nasty I was gonna get.

[Jay Oakerson]

But okay, I guess.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that her foot? Her little foot?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. It takes a while to get the fat in the feet right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Her foot comes out like Gabriel's little chin.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why don't the feet get fat?

[Lou]

Oh my God, what a miserable looking.

[Jacob]

She's terrible to them. And you realize. Oh, that's why.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yay. She's not gonna be happy with these big fat kids living their big fat lives.

[Lou]

She's a big fat lady, right?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no. I know. So she probably has this resentment like she was gonna live vi through them. And now she's just sitting up watching they're all shoveling feed into each other's mouths all day. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

She has to cook Mac and cheese 24 hours a day.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's non stop. Always Mac and cheese on. There's always a bowl of Mac and cheese on.

[Bobby Kelly]

She has to have Kool Aid in one of those little gerbil drinks. She just a little holder.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, their mom died. Their mom died.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, thank God.

[Jacob]

Oh, really?

[Lou]

Yeah, last year.

[Bobby Kelly]

What are they gonna do now?

[Jay Oakerson]

They ate her.

[Jacob]

I mean, she was not nice, you

[Jay Oakerson]

know, sis, that's good meat.

[Bobby Kelly]

We shouldn't let it go to waste.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, give me up some mamas and steaks. The Golden Educator is coming to you. The Fluence. The Golden Educator particular, he's gonna be at Comics Roadhouse bringing that Woo Energy. That's April 17th and 18th. After that, Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio State, Stanford, New Orleans and so much more on deck. For tickets and all those tour dates go to punch up.live. robert Kelly. Check out Bobby's YouTube channel, YouTube.com Obert Kelly comedy. And of course every Tuesday night, 7:00pm Eastern Time live at the Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge at the Comedy Cellar.

[Jacob]

The Swordsman.

[Jay Oakerson]

The Swordsman.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't. I don't like how I feel right now, dude. I don't like ending the show on this feeling. Oh God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Lunch, bud.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we'll get lunch. I'm gonna rewatch your epic set, have fun and Big Joe kissing. And we'll be at the helium in St. Louis this weekend, April 3rd and the 4th.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's gonna be at the Blessed Lone Ranger.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Blessed Lone Ranger. And then he's gonna be the Funny Bone or land in Orlando April 10th and 11th. After that, he's in Nashville for Story wars and Kansas City. For Tickets, go to bigj comedy.com YouTube.com bigjokerson I truly feel like shit right now.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you think I could change my Starbucks app name to the Blessed Lone Ranger?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, my name is Splash of Cream. Kelly.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, it's. It's Robert. Splash of Cream. Yeah, but could you have not left Robert in there?

[Bobby Kelly]

You can put whatever you want.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna put in. I'm gonna put in Blessed Lone Range.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna put my golden educator.

[Jay Oakerson]

You should. We should all make our Starbucks. Hey guys. Everyone change their Starbucks apps to their Wu Tang names.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, we'll see you guys.

[Jay Oakerson]

Enjoy your weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Have a great weekend.

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[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Jay Oakerson]

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