Cowboy In Culottes

Summary

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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode Title: Cowboy In Culottes
Date: February 17, 2026
Main Theme:
A hilarious, unfiltered breakdown of the Super Bowl viewing party, focused on the game's disappointing outcome, the infamous Kid Rock and Bad Bunny halftime performances, comedian shenanigans, and the simple joy of stromboli—delivered with the hosts’ signature blend of sarcasm, banter, and stand-up sensibility.

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Super Bowl Viewing Party Recap

Key Points:

• The hosts—Big Jay, Robert, Christine, Jacob—and friends watched the Super Bowl together at a small, expectation-filled gathering.
• Initially invited circle was small, but included unexpected “rogue dudes,” making for classic awkward party moments ([01:09]).
• Jay recounts mediating party attendance:

  "If you go, I go. So we’re both like, all right, I’m going." – Jay ([01:17])

Memorable Moments:

• A new girlfriend’s awkward introduction:

  "She’s either 12 with a beard or 47 with a pituitary issue." – Bobby Lee ([01:55])

• Jay’s surprise at party crashers:

  “I came in and I was like, who the fuck’s this? Right to his face.” – Jay ([02:21])

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‘Joshio’ and The Micro-Joshing Sitcom

Key Points:

• Josh’s annoying airplane chatter and dog Lekka stories on their trip back.
• Contrast between traveling with Josh (non-stop talking) and the tranquility of Lekka the dog ([02:45]–[03:48]).
• Sports fans’ etiquette during a game:

  “If somebody’s team is shitting the bed, you don’t talk to them.” – Jay ([03:54])

• Bobby attempts to offer hope during the loss, only for Jay to see it as a “fuck you” twist ([04:39]).
• Frustration peaks as the Patriots meltdown:

  “You do know. It’s called math. They could literally take a knee four times and the game’s over at one point.” – Jay ([06:37])

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The Food MVP: Stromboli

Key Points:

• The night’s real superstar, universally agreed, was the stromboli ([09:26]).
• Comic breakdown of the ingredient layers:

  “Mozzarella. Pepperoni. Cheddar. Ooh, salami.” – Bobby Lee ([10:39])
  “Just enough meat. Not too little, not too much. Nothing worse than a too meaty stromboli.” – Jay ([10:11])

• Salty aftermath:

  “I swelled up last night. Yeah, it’s very salty. I couldn’t get my socks off.” – Jay ([09:41])

• Jay’s favorite new alter ego:

  “Stromboli J. Stromboli J. Yeah.” – Bobby Lee/Jay ([12:39])

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Halftime Show Reactions: Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock

Bad Bunny

Analysis:

• Mixed but generally favorable impression; visually and symbolically meaningful show ([13:32]–[14:59]).
• Strong praise for cultural details and iconography aimed at Puerto Rico:

  “Everything in the thing meant something.” – Jay ([13:51])
  “The telephone poles are actually the guys...in Puerto Rico, they have outages all the time.” – Jay ([13:57])
  “Those are people.” – Christine, confirming human 'trees' in the show ([14:56])

• Acknowledgement of genre/language gap:

  “I don’t know a word he said. I just didn’t inspire me to want to see him live...but he seemed like a pretty decent dude and put on a hell of a halftime show.” – Bobby Lee ([13:32])

• Witty critique of TV spectacle over live experience:

  “Every Super Bowl show these days is a movie set.” – Jacob ([16:17])

Kid Rock

Analysis:

• Universal agreement: Kid Rock’s performance was a disaster ([13:56], [18:12], ongoing to [42:44]).
• Key criticisms:
  • Lip-syncing badly to his own songs
  • Wrong timing, “didn’t know the words,” underwhelming stage presence
  • Strange wardrobe:

    “He’s wearing coolots. He’s wearing a sport. He’s wearing a denim skort.” – Bobby Lee ([41:22])
    “It looks like a dress. It looks like a denim dress.” – Jay ([41:27])

• Small, exclusive, 300-person audience “looked like one of my shows Friday.” – Jay ([18:33])
• Perpetual microphone flipping, described as annoying past its prime ([37:42], [38:01])
• On butchered lyrics with questionable taste:

  “Some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory.” – Reading Kid Rock’s lyrics ([35:50])

• Lip-syncing, possibly drunk, and giving away fake expensive watches to guests ([39:53], [40:32])

Notable Quotes

• “If you were like, 20 days in a row, we gotta watch Kid Rock or Bunny perform live ourselves...I’d pick Kid Rock every time. ...That was insanely bad.” – Bobby Lee ([19:33])
• “His words are moving independently of the song.” – Christine ([42:11])
• “He keeps forgetting. All you have to do is keep the mic up to your mouth the whole time.” – Jay ([42:05])

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Pop Culture, Fashion & Satire

Key Points:

• Playful ripping on country wardrobe trends and the “country gone hip-hop” look ([27:25]).
• Jokes about celebrities aging, gay icons (Ricky Martin “aged wonderful”), and inside references about community musicians ([31:12], [53:14]).
• Ongoing inside-joke about “stromboli-induced” swelling, wedding rings popping off, and “fat driving home” after the party ([09:41–12:09]).

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Super Bowl Halftime Cultural Divide

Key Discussion:

• Hosts laugh at the partisan divide: “racist white cracker algorithm” for Kid Rock fans ([19:57]).
• Discussing American vs. non-American halftime shows and the push to “bring America back together”:

  “They had such an opportunity last night to really bring America back together.” – Jay ([45:55])

• Heavy satire of the show's attempt at unity and the superficiality of culture war battles on TV ([46:09]).

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Memorable Tangents & Comic Bits

Notable Banter:

• Ongoing riff about statutory lyrics leading to intentionally inappropriate song improvisations ([34:08–34:54]).
• Riffing on wardrobe malfunctions (“Can’t zip it, dude.”), body-shaming (with affection), and “comically” bad performances ([47:12]).
• Side discussion on a viral NYC subway moment and “crazy train” etiquette ([28:24]–[29:05]).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:09 | Jay and Bobby debating party attendance | | 03:13 | Jay on “micro Joshing”—sports fan distractions | | 09:26 | Stromboli becomes the unsung hero | | 13:32 | Bad Bunny halftime analysis starts | | 18:12 | Kid Rock halftime performance breakdown begins | | 27:25 | Satire about country wardrobe and culottes | | 35:50 | Reading Kid Rock’s controversial lyrics | | 41:22 | “Denim culottes” jokes and wardrobe riffing | | 45:55 | Satirical lament: “bring America back together again” | | 47:12 | “Shasheket” fashion riffs | | 51:09 | Bobby plugging a future appearance at Pussycat Lounge |

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Standout Quotes

• On the Super Bowl Viewing Experience:

  “I’m not half invested. I went outside at one point, his team is getting their assholes kicked in. Especially whenever he’s in the room, personally.” – Jay ([05:06])

• On the Stromboli:

  “I’m so confident in the taste of that stromboli. I just give it to you. I go, try this. And then I just give warnings. I don’t even say anything about it being good.” – Bobby Lee ([11:05])

• On the Halftime “Culture War”:

  “People are still saying it was better [Kid Rock]. I don’t know how, but they are.” – Jay ([19:53])

• On Kid Rock’s Performance:

  “He’s dressed like most waitresses. It’s stupid.” – Jay ([38:14])

• On Bad Bunny’s Set:

  “Everything in the thing meant something.” – Jay ([13:51]) “He seems like a pretty decent dude. Like, at least his public persona.” – Bobby Lee ([15:30])

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Tone and Style

Raucous, irreverent, and deeply observational, with playful insults, plenty of inside jokes, and classic stand-up chemistry. The hosts effortlessly shift from affectionate ribbing to scathing pop culture analysis, making even culinary postgame chatter and musical trainwrecks hilarious and relatable.

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Conclusion

For listeners who missed the episode:

• The Bonfire shines in dissecting not just what happened at the Super Bowl, but all the ways that friends, food, and failed spectacle define the night.
• The hosts pull no punches—whether grilling Kid Rock’s cultural relevance, idolizing the stromboli, or wryly noting America’s divided tastes.
• If you want a comedic, honest breakdown of not just the game but the spectacle around it (and some killer food talk), this is a can’t-miss episode.

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Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Jacob]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Bobby Lee]

I was over watching Kid Rock bring America back to its bring back to its feet. The Kid Rock was so bad. It was so funny bad.

[Jacob]

I heard it was awful.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't watch any of them?

[Jacob]

I just, I watched two seconds. I watched a bad bunny that I watched.

[Bobby Lee]

What a show.

[Jacob]

I didn't watch the Kid Rock.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you watched the whole bad bunny, first of all.

[Jacob]

Yeah, the Kid Rock.

[Jay]

The party, the, the, the impromptu party Lewis was throwing. He was like, I'm like. I was like, who's gonna be there? And he's. Because it matters. And I go. Because I know his girl's gonna be there. And I just, you know, I didn't want to be there with one of Lewis's girls while Max tries to.

[Bobby Lee]

While Max can appropriately steal his girlfriend.

[Jay]

Yeah. With my adult wife. So I called Jay. Jay's like, if you go, I go. So we're both like, all right, I'm going, who? And I go, who's going? Jay, Christine, Dawn, Max, James, my girl, me. I was like, I'm in. And then we showed up and there's just two rogue dudes. Just two wild cards.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's Lewis's nephew. Who I don't know. He genuinely could have been 41 years old or 12.

[Jay]

Yeah, it's just a man.

[Christine]

Man.

[Jay]

Boyface.

[Bobby Lee]

He's either 12 with a beard or 47 with pituitary issue. Yeah, it's one of those two, though. And then James and then Matty Jesser Scholes. He's around. He's a gas digital guy forever.

[Jay]

I didn't, I didn't know him though. But I came in and he was just staring at me.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what if you saw him maybe when he had shorter hair you might recognize it. He's been around for years.

[Jay]

I guess I met him a bunch of times. When I walked in, I didn't know him, but I guess he knew me and thought I knew him. And I came in hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I came in. I was like, who the fuck's this? Right to his face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Because I was just. I was just in shock that there was. Because I thought it was just going to be us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

It was so funny. I brought.

[Bobby Lee]

Who else was your other little treat?

[Jay]

I brought.

[Bobby Lee]

Who else was the other little treat that was there, though?

[Jay]

Oh. Oh. Joshio.

[Bobby Lee]

Joshio who? McJio.

[Jay]

Micro joshing me. The whole.

[Bobby Lee]

I just came home from a full weekend of Josh traveling with his dog.

[Jay]

There's a problem.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he goes, I got the seat next to you. He told me that it was great news. I go. I sleep on the plane. He goes, ow. I got to see next year. I go. So I sleep the whole time. But now it would be better. You're right. If Lekka was under my feet. It would be better if your dragon was underneath my legs while we were thing. Lekka's actually very good on the fight.

[Jay]

All right. And we got to say that every time. No, no, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

If she was. No, no, no. Bobby. You know, I can't wait to tell you what Josh fuck up. No, I'm telling you, Lekka was fine.

[Jay]

Actually, Lekka's probably is better than Josh because Josh doesn't shut the up the whole flight. Hey, anyways. Yeah, I do a comedy jam, dude. He was. He. There's. I love Josh. In the middle of the thing. I'm watching the game. I'm into the game, and he just leans in. Bobby, let me ask you a question. Do you think if he gets. Shut the fuck up. Just stop fucking asking me questions. I'm not Have a. He wants you to answer these questions in the middle of, like, when we have the ball. And if we get this down, it's a good thing. And he's like, bobby, is this the. Shut up. Stop micro joshing me.

[Bobby Lee]

You wouldn't have felt like this if your team didn't shit the bed.

[Jay]

Listen, that's the point, though. If somebody's team is shitting the bed, you don't talk to them. You don't ask them random fucking questions.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby. No, you kind of do.

[Jay]

You don't. You were a fuck. What you were doing was sly. Well, you. Now. Don't look at me like that, Jay.

[Jacob]

Don't.

[Jay]

Listen. I had a whole fucking night to think of It.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Jay]

You're fucking.

[Bobby Lee]

You're gonna. You're gonna make a. Another assessment about me that's totally wrong.

[Jay]

It's 100% wrong. And that's why Christine is gaggling, laughing right now, because she saw you do it. You were sitting there passive aggressively supporting me and my team. Jay, I had a whole drive home to think about it and a whole day to think about.

[Bobby Lee]

Your mind was in a bad place.

[Jay]

No, it was not in a bad place. You were putting me in a bad place because you were giving me hope.

[Bobby Lee]

I was giving you hope?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Christine]

No.

[Jay]

With a minute and 40 left trying to get three touchdowns. That's not hope. That's a fuck you. That's a fuck you.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a sports fan and you watch the whole season, the whole game. I know that. So it's a little different than Bobby, but.

[Jay]

Well, we are talking about Super Bowls. He hasn't seen one of those in a while.

[Bobby Lee]

It's been a while. It's been a while for sure. But I mean, like, one. He's half invested in it.

[Jay]

I'm not happy. Invested. I went outside at one point, his.

[Bobby Lee]

Team is getting their assholes kicked in. Especially whenever he's in the room, personally.

[Jay]

Yeah. So I go outside the room, he's like, bobby, stay there. Because they just got it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen, as a sports fan, your thing is supposed to be when there's still, I mean, any inkling of anything, you're supposed to just look at another fan and go, we're getting ready to watch the most amazing thing that's ever happened in football.

[Jay]

Listen to me, a minute 40 left. Seahawks have the ball. He says there's a shot.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby.

[Jay]

Him.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you watch Super Bowl? You watched super bowl, right? Absolutely. You watched Super Bowl, Lou.

[Jay]

Fuck him, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Jay]

The Patriots are known from miracle comebacks with Tom Brady at the helm.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I was going to say. Was there not still? Definitely a chance. A legit chance. Until Drake may, for some reason started throwing wild Hail Mary bombs like there was no more time left. Yeah, but he did.

[Jay]

That's what he did.

[Bobby Lee]

He threw terrible passes.

[Jay]

He did. He did. But you were giving me hope the whole game. With a tone.

[Bobby Lee]

But I was. It was genuine, Bob.

[Jay]

It was not genuine.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was not. By the end of the game, by that third quarter, when we went outside the smoke and stuff, by that third quarter, I was telling him, like, this sucks. Just on every level of, like, this should be a better game.

[Jay]

Oh, the game sucked.

[Bobby Lee]

So when it was like 33 to like, whatever. So I was like, I hope the Patriots, like, stage some sort of a comeback to get the game going.

[Jay]

They did get a little. They got a little comeback going.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, this page. The Seahawks just stopped playing. They stopped.

[Jay]

You didn't have to do this. They were already celebrated with two minutes left. Go, dude. You never know.

[Bobby Lee]

Never know.

[Jay]

You do know. It's called math. They could literally take a knee four times and the game's over at one point.

[Bobby Lee]

It didn't become that. Yes.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And you were still trying to give me hope. I walked in yesterday, I stopped at 7:11, and I got a, I got a, I got a. I got a lollipop ring for his girlfriend and the kids.

[Jacob]

How old is this one?

[Bobby Lee]

This one?

[Christine]

I don't know.

[Jay]

No, but I'll tell you what, I like her. She was great.

[Bobby Lee]

She's 15.

[Jay]

No, she's not 15. She was great. She was great.

[Bobby Lee]

She was okay. Her parents are cool with it. They signed all the forms.

[Jay]

She was great. Coming from a very misogynistic point of view. As soon as we walked in, the dog peed. She cleaned it up. She gave.

[Bobby Lee]

Knows her place.

[Jacob]

Yeah, like that.

[Jay]

When we were leaving, she had, she wrapped up all the food and gave everybody a to go thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Lewis gave. When Lewis shoots her a look, you see her go like, okay, yes, sir.

[Jay]

Oh, she did. She did give. I, I, she definitely go to talking to. I know that she go to talking to.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. Well, she did a fantastic. It was great, by the way, when you left. That was so funny. And she is, she's very sweet girl.

[Jay]

She's great.

[Bobby Lee]

And she, she was mortified because her opening thing with dawn still is his new little dog. Adorable little dog.

[Jay]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

And we're all. Everyone's playing with, like, so little. So it's like running all over everybody and going nuts.

[Jay]

Kind of, Kind of dog that bites your face, but you love it.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't hurt.

[Jay]

Yeah, it doesn't hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's so cute. And it's running around and going nuts, everybody. And then I think maybe Louis or somebody said. He goes, yeah, I was thinking maybe getting like a doodle, because she does shed has a better doodle. And then Louis's girlfriend just goes, oh, I know those like, because, like, doodles, though, are like, like the worst behaves. Just the worst dogs to get. And then Dawn's first words to this girl ever in the world were, we have a doodle.

[Jay]

But with Don, with Don's accent. We have a doodle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we have A doodle and just stare. By the way, by the. No words needed because the air said, what of it? She goes, we have a doodle. Is my doodle a piece of shit? Is my doodle one of these assholes you're talking about?

[Jay]

It was so good when she left, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

When she left, Lewis right away started laughing at. He goes, oh, it was so funny when she did this. And she was like, it wasn't funny. I felt like, oh, my God.

[Jay]

When I was leaving, I go, you guys are gonna come over this summer. We have a doodle. So we'll actually put her. We'll put her up for the day so it doesn't bother you. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, the Patriots shit the bed. The Seahawks defense came through. Kid Rock lip sync poorly, which we have to watch, please. But we're also going to watch some of this bad bunny. But I think, really, there was one clear champion of the night yesterday. Go ahead, Bobby, tell them.

[Jay]

The stromboli.

[Bobby Lee]

The stromboli.

[Jay]

The stromboli. Here's the problem with the stromboli. I'm sorry. I swelled up last night. Yeah, it's very salty. I couldn't get my fucking socks off.

[Bobby Lee]

Seven thousand.

[Jay]

I drove home.

[Bobby Lee]

Seven thousand milligrams of salt.

[Jay]

I drove home. I kept pushing the brake and the gas at the same time. My foot was so fat.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe you. My big trouble, little China. You just blew out of your shoes.

[Jay]

Dude, I. When I had my little tray that she gave me this morning, I opened it up slowly, hoping to Jesus that she put a piece of stromboli in there. Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

When we left, they were heating up the last few slices for themselves.

[Jay]

Dude, it was a fucking hit.

[Bobby Lee]

Stromboli was a hit, Jacob. You'd have to hear about it, I suppose.

[Jay]

Yeah. Jacob would never eat it.

[Bobby Lee]

I brought stromboli in here before, though. Everybody had a little stromboli.

[Jay]

It's so good. Here's why it's good. Just enough meat. Not too little, not too much. Nothing worse than a two meaty stromboli. And the dough is thin and crunchy, perfectly cooked. And when you bite into it, you get all that savoriness. A little tiny of the. The little grease from the pepperoni, the salami, whatever, and the. Oh, my God. And you bite it and your mouth explodes.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want to know my layers from bottom to top?

[Jay]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Mozzarella. Pepperoni.

[Jay]

Bing.

[Bobby Lee]

Cheddar. Ooh, salami.

[Christine]

Yay.

[Jay]

Cheddar Yay. Pepperoni, mozzarella, bang. So good. But I was swollen. Yeah, I was swollen. I had heartburn like I've hadn't had since I had my surgery. I ate 55 Tums last night. I was actually putting water in my pep sit and just mixing it up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the taste of it is so. I'm so confident in the taste of that stromboli. How good it is that I. I do the Steven Singer, what he does with jewelry. I undersell it in that way. I go, it's delicious. But I say. I go, it's good, but, like, it's a heart attack, like, you're going to die. You can't have more than. It's so dense. I tell every. I. I just give it to you. I go, try this. And then I just give warnings. I don't even say anything about it being good. Then they bite it and they go, I'm going to finish this piece. I know, but I wouldn't have any more.

[Jay]

I took a whole piece. Dawn took a bite. I go, we can split it. She goes, no, I'm getting my own.

[Bobby Lee]

I had nothing.

[Jay]

She went over and said, let me.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell you how dense it is. When I made it, I cut two small pieces just for taste, to make sure it was, like, done and everything. And cut them in half, or we split them in half. Me and Christine split those small little pieces from the middle.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't have a piece at Lewis's. I was so. It's like. It fills you like, you can't have.

[Christine]

Did that happen at Lewis's?

[Jay]

No, I had a piece. I had a piece. And then my fatsome went, go get another one before it's gone. And I got another piece. I took one bite, and I was like, I can't. I'm done.

[Bobby Lee]

But then you did.

[Christine]

Wish we had saved some first.

[Jay]

I'm so glad I don't have a wedding ring. I have a tattoo of Don's name.

[Bobby Lee]

Make it in 20 minutes.

[Jay]

My ring would have popped off my finger last night. I mean, I was swelled.

[Christine]

It's stretched out.

[Jay]

Look at Max's, Dawn. They were all fat driving home.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I mean, Christina, I go to skanks tonight. You could go get the ingredients. I could whip up some strombolis. You should bring it in here tomorrow for lunch.

[Jay]

Yeah, lunch.

[Bobby Lee]

You're here.

[Jay]

Yeah. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

You love stromboli.

[Jay]

I do. You love Stromboli is a tough one.

[Bobby Lee]

Though, because if it's too cheesy, it doesn't exist.

[Jay]

If it's too cheesy, it's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't make it wrong. Ever.

[Jay]

Ever. It was good. Fantastic. You make a good stromboli. That should be your new nickname. Stromboli J. Stromboli J. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll take it, Jay Strombol. You watched a little of Bad Bunny or all of it?

[Jacob]

No, I watched all of that.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you think?

[Jacob]

The Kid Rock one. I didn't watch.

[Jay]

A lot of people didn't know that Kid Rock was doing this too, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what they're telling you is why the numbers are low? Is that your algorithm? My algorithm today caught. Really, like fucking Kid Rock. Most of the algorithm on my YouTube was like, kid Rock killed it.

[Jay]

Yeah, well, that's the thing. Everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

The numbers were horrible.

[Jay]

Everybody was either saying that Bad Bunny sucked. It was terrible. It wasn't a merit, blah, blah, blah. And Kid Rock murdered it, that kid. Or they're saying the exact opposite.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think there's just. No, there's not even an argument here.

[Jay]

They're not even talking about the game.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course. The game was horrible. But they're not even. They're not. They're not talk about. They're Bad Bunny. I don't know a word he said. I just didn't inspire me to want to see him live or in concert or anything he does or buy an album. But through all of it, he has seemed to be, like, a pretty decent dude and put on a fucking hell of a halftime show.

[Jay]

Everything in the thing meant something. Yeah, all that stuff like the. The. With the old lady looked like a bodega.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the gold.

[Jay]

It's a. That's a Puerto Rican social club. That's one of the last ones in Brooklyn that's still there. And that was the real lady, so we put her in it. The telephone poles are actually the guys up in the telephone poles because Puerto Rico, they have outages all the time. They never have electricity all the time. So those are the guys trying to fix getting people electricity. That wasn't corn.

[Bobby Lee]

That was. Somebody watched the 25 things you missed.

[Jay]

No, but I knew that the. I knew because everybody's bitching about, like, the corn. It's not corn, you fucking idiot. It's sugarcane. And everybody's bitching about. What the fuck does that mean? Everything in the. Had a meaning for Puerto Ricans, which is America, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, no, I know. And I said all those trees were people.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah. Do you see one of the trees? Did the six, seven really There's a.

[Christine]

Time lapse of them going on the field. That's actually really cool. Yeah. It was like, they. To get it to happen, it was better to, like, put people in and bring.

[Bobby Lee]

They're bringing out props.

[Christine]

Those are people.

[Jacob]

The trees are.

[Jay]

Yeah, those are actually Puerto Rico.

[Bobby Lee]

No, this is. This is a video. This is a video. This is a video.

[Jay]

These are all Puerto Rican people they got.

[Bobby Lee]

When it gets around him.

[Jacob]

I see.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all people.

[Jay]

That'd be hilarious. All these people were illegal images that ICE is looking for. They're just hiding them on the field in plain sight, like pedophiles.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, I have a. Is there any confirmation? I was going to say his shirt is, like, so, like, oversized to his pants kind of. That he's definitely wearing that.

[Jay]

Yeah, he's at the grammar.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he said the Grammys, I think under this, for sure.

[Jay]

100.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right. Because that's. It's weirdly thick.

[Jay]

Yeah. He's wearing all the time because he's every.

[Bobby Lee]

What a crazy thing they have to worry about. He seems like a pretty decent dude. Like, at least his public Persona.

[Christine]

He always seems so personable, so nice, so charitable. He's just a great guy.

[Jay]

The end of his whole video was like an American. Hey, we're all here together.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, this is.

[Jay]

And I thought it was great. I thought it was actually really good. Was it Prince? No. Was it fucking Bruno Mars?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, again, it's gonna be an age and, like, again, also, like an age and genre. I don't give a. About. People are saying that there is, like, Spanish language music. Doesn't matter.

[Jay]

They're saying there. It sucked a little bit because it was made for us at. For tv.

[Christine]

Yeah. They're playing Views over, and it's like you couldn't see people.

[Jay]

Yeah, you couldn't. The people there couldn't see what was going on for some of these things.

[Jacob]

So in a sugar cane field, like, I was thinking, if you're in the stands, you're not seeing any of that.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Everything's a. Every super bowl show these days is a. Is like a movie set.

[Jay]

Yeah. But they're doing it for the. They're doing it for the billions of people watching, not the, you know, 100,000 there or how many there. So.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Pretty neat what they did, though.

[Jay]

It's so funny, though, that people are. The.

[Bobby Lee]

The.

[Jay]

The stances people are taking. I saw a video today. There was one bar that was playing the Kid Rock one. The owner changed it all to the Kid. And the one guy Went to this place to watch the super bowl and see the super bowl halftime. And he was complaining, like, dude, I came here for the super bowl experience. I didn't want to see this shit. And he was like, fuck, you. Go somewhere else.

[Bobby Lee]

Time went over too, right? I think for the. I think the turning point when the Kid Rock won, I think went over. Time like.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bled back into the game. Coming back. Yeah, I think. But it's. So. Did you see. You didn't see anything.

[Jacob]

I just cut two Kid Rock.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know where they were to keep. It was empty or not, but I will tell you, they just start again. You have to know country, I guess, to call it the all American thing. Like, maybe he should have diversified it a little bit. Not, you think? No, I just mean, like, not just country. Like, if they would have gotten, like, fucking. If Ted Nugent came out and played something. He's a lunatic fucking Republican. Let Ted Nugent come out and do something awesome. Kid Rock. You've seen all the stuff in the news today, though, right? He came out, it was weird. He sings for sure. Not a difficult, I would say maybe form, I'm sure, but like a song. Song. He sings it, but he comes out first for his headlining. Two songs he's gonna do. To do Ball with the Ball. And mouths the words, but he doesn't know the word. Like, his timing's wrong. It's fucking crazy. To his own not. It's just his own song. His own song that he's played seven gazillion times since the day he's wrote it. His defining song. And he doesn't know when the lyrics are happening. He's like. He's like, it's.

[Jay]

We were all into it. We're all into it. When he stuck. When he finally came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Ball with the ball. You're like, oh, here we go.

[Jay]

We're ready to go. And then he pops out from the. Underneath the stair. Let's go. And then he. As soon as he missed the line and he. You could tell he was lip syncing. We're all like, ah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he stopped giving a. It seemed completely. Yeah, I mean, like, I'm telling you, this is Corey Feldman level of bad lip singing.

[Christine]

It's so awful.

[Jay]

And they only had 300 people there. It was in an airplane hangar. And the stage was as long as the airplane hangar. So it's like. It just looked like one of my shows Friday.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it really 300 people?

[Jay]

Yeah, they had like 300 people there.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what they said.

[Jay]

Yeah, that's what Vanity Fair said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, so it was like an exclusive event. I mean, well, also, you can't sell tickets on the fucking Super Bowl.

[Jay]

Yeah, but there's a lot of people that would have came to a concert to see all these people. They were all famous enough to sell a thousand, you know, fill it up, let people come out.

[Bobby Lee]

Did we ever find out who these. Who are these black? Is that the Booyah Tribe? We kept wondering. That introduces Kid Rock.

[Jay]

You know me. You know how many people reject was like, nah, I'm not doing this, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jay]

There's so many bands.

[Bobby Lee]

They get down to the Booyah Tribe.

[Jacob]

I don't understand the setup.

[Bobby Lee]

So, you guys, we gotta take a break. We'll do it when we come back.

[Jay]

Yeah, we should take. We should get callers calling in to tell us what they felt about if they like the Bad Bunny or the Kid Rock better when we come.

[Bobby Lee]

No one liked Kid Rock, dude.

[Jay]

You don't. Dude, a lot of people like Kid Rock. A lot of people.

[Bobby Lee]

If you were like, let's go. If you were like, 20 days in a row, we gotta watch Kid Rock or Bunny perform live ourselves. Yeah, I'd pick Kid Rock every time. I like Kid Rock's, like, the older music and stuff. I like this thing. I was into it. So I'm not anti Kid Rock. That was insanely bad. Yeah, it was so people's fan.

[Christine]

It was horrible.

[Jay]

People are still saying it was better. I don't know how, but they are.

[Bobby Lee]

That's your out, Bobby. That's your racist white cracker algorithm.

[Christine]

I don't. I don't.

[Jay]

Call in 866969, 1969, and let us know what you thought of the super bowl halftime. Either one. You don't have to be ashamed if you. Kid Rock killed it. Call in if you like Bad Bunny.

[Bobby Lee]

Nobody thought Kid Rock. I was. I mean, if I would have went over, I'd be happy to come on today and be like, yo, that show was nuts. They got, you know, this guy, that guy to come out, and it was really cool. It wasn't. That show wasn't for me. I'm not a fan of most of those people, except Kid Rock and Kid Rock ate ball bags.

[Jay]

You don't believe in Jesus or America?

[Bobby Lee]

Not after that.

[Christine]

I guess not.

[Bobby Lee]

Do. So. I saw another thing that I have, Charlie. It says everyone's favorite widow, Erica Kirk. And it's like her just AI. But it's like her doing, like, pole dancing in, like, an America thing, like, coming down all crazy down a pole.

[Jay]

Did you make an appearance? We didn't even watch to the end of that.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Jay]

No, she did not. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobby Lee]

She couldn't get a ticket.

[Jay]

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[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they call me cowboy I'm a singer in black. Now throw a finger in the air Let me see where you're at. Hey, say Big J. Get up on the thing, Bobby. Get up on the thing, Bobby. You gotta get up.

[Jay]

I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta do. You have to do all this on the top thing there?

[Jay]

I have to do all J movements.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to do all my J move. My jeans are too tight. There he is. Or you can suck my dick. I'm gonna some hoes after I rock this place. Oh.

[Jay]

It does feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

I just know you do, Jacob. This is the place.

[Jay]

The reason why I had to stop, Jacob was just staring at my groin.

[Bobby Lee]

Absolutely was not even blinking.

[Jacob]

I locked in on it.

[Jay]

Yeah, why'd you lock in on it, kid?

[Jacob]

Well, I mean, you're thrusting it in the air.

[Jay]

What do you do?

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't know.

[Jacob]

Everybody throwing it out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody took a real good gander and really enjoyed Bad Bunny's big fat enormous cock bouncing around. He's got a big old Puerto Rican sauce. Apparently it was a big thing. Big point of contention.

[Jay]

He had a nice. He had a nice piece swinging in that.

[Bobby Lee]

Find out. We find out who introduced Kid Rock.

[Christine]

Oh, no. Let me look up.

[Jay]

It was bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, hang on. Let's give it a second. Maybe as maybe we expected too much yesterday.

[Jay]

It's funny too, because all country people are dressing like hip hop now, which bugs me. They all have these like cool little jackets, but they don't zip because they're still country fat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Jay]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Absolutely. No, that's what they're all doing. They're all wearing way too tight button down, like leather shirt, like shackets.

[Jay]

Yeah, dude, just put a flannel on and a hat.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop. They all look ridiculous. They're all wearing too tight pants and everything. But they're like bulky dad bods. They're crazy looking. But this is booyah tribe. I assume Christine, you looked it up by now.

[Christine]

I did look it up. I'm not finding it. I gotta like go into the articles. It's not just coming up in a headline.

[Jacob]

Let me ask Christine.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll spell it for you. Type it out. This is the question. W H O. Oh God. W E R E T H E N. Do you think she did I by herself?

[Jay]

Did you see that video I sent. Just earlier, there was this white girl on the train. And all these black girls are like, make like, get off. Get off at the next stop. Get. They were yelling at her. And then she got off, and just before the doors closed, she stuck her head and she said the N word.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Lewis talked about it last night, and she.

[Jay]

She just laughed and they. But this is why black.

[Bobby Lee]

They went so nuts. They went nuts.

[Jay]

But they thought it was funny, too. They were like, what the.

[Bobby Lee]

They were like, really?

[Jay]

Yeah, they thought it was funny. A couple of them. They were. You can see it. This girl right here. Yeah. They're trying to open the doors, man. Look at them. There's like six of them just trying.

[Bobby Lee]

To open the door.

[Jay]

They were so mad. But then they start laughing. They. They were like this.

[Christine]

She waves.

[Jay]

She waves. This one girl right here. What a fucking crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so weird.

[Jay]

It's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

That seems like a woman who would get mad about people saying the N word.

[Jay]

Now she, you know, every time she takes the train, she has to fucking her pants.

[Bobby Lee]

Wear a ski mask.

[Jacob]

It's gonna happen anyway.

[Jay]

I shave my head and lose 20 pounds.

[Bobby Lee]

That was booyah Tribe, right? Introducing Kid Rock.

[Jacob]

So as far as this goes, this turning point, the. The Kid Rock thing, like, when did it air in relation to The Bad Bunny?

[Jay]

YouTube.

[Jacob]

So you had to watch. You watched Bad Bunny and then you rewind it and watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

We watched Bad Bunny and then went to. Back to the beginning of this.

[Jay]

A lot of people went right over to K. No, they didn't. Yeah, they did.

[Bobby Lee]

Not a lot of people.

[Jay]

How many views they got last night.

[Bobby Lee]

When it was happening? 5 million versus 138 million.

[Jay]

I'm not saying compared to. But a lot of people went over there. It was so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Booyah Tribe, right? For sure.

[Jay]

And then the guy opened up with some country song that nobody knew, and then he went into a ballad. It's like, come on. We just watched a Puerto Rican walk through a field of people. We held telephone poles. We saw a whole story, man.

[Jacob]

Crashed through a house for you.

[Jay]

Yeah, dude. It was fucking incredible song. Even though you don't know the word. You just kind of. We're all kind of just dancing to it. You can't help but dance to it. Then he gave a Grammy to a little kid and then he had a football to say we're all in America or something like that. And then we had to go to a ballad of some guy in a tight jacket singing some stupid song.

[Bobby Lee]

Who introduced Kid Rock?

[Jacob]

You'll Find I do wish I could have dance, had that dance skill. I could just woo women with my super Latino dance.

[Jay]

You don't got the hips, kid. No, you got to do that band workout. Work on your hips. I got it.

[Jacob]

I do. I do work out. But I mean, you know, it's. You can't just become that.

[Jay]

You need it. You need a loo booty for that. You got to have enough weight. It's like physics. You have enough little booty to flip it back. What you can do is shake your cock around. Yeah, you got a big piece, right?

[Jacob]

I mean, apparently not Bad Bunny.

[Bobby Lee]

Not like Bad Bunny. No, no, for sure.

[Jay]

Well, they also had. They also had. Ricky Martin was in it, which was cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Who looks fantastic?

[Jay]

I mean, looking great, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Dudes, jizz in your butt must really preserve you.

[Jay]

It does. I don't think it's on his butt, though. I think he's getting some of it on his face.

[Bobby Lee]

In his butt.

[Jay]

I think it's in his butt and on his face. He rubs it on his cheeks.

[Bobby Lee]

In his face, though.

[Jay]

Yeah, it's like a vampire facial, but. And what's her name? Lady Gaga. Did a great. She was great too.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the Gaga. I forgot Gaga was.

[Jay]

The Gaga was there.

[Bobby Lee]

That was far from her best work, I'd say. She was kind of useless. More. She was just there.

[Jay]

She didn't want to. She was there for the rednecks that didn't want to see Bad Bunny.

[Bobby Lee]

I think she was like, I like, I like. I'll fuck these guys. Fucking Kid Rock. I don't give a shit. Kid Rock's new haircut, by the way, is not. That's the official out for me. All of his political beliefs are fine with me. As long as he kept that long hair and stayed kind of cool looking. Now he's a mustache and he cut his hair down to like, like it's like your mom's just realized, like, she's never gonna be pretty again. Yeah, your mom's just going like, I'm a mom now.

[Jay]

Yeah, like all moms, you know, I.

[Bobby Lee]

Mean, I'm a mom. This doesn't anything. They're being sexy anymore.

[Jay]

All moms get their hair like they pitch for the Yankees in 1978. That's exactly 45. 48.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Like, yeah, that Goose Gossett haircut.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta get an early odds Kurt.

[Jay]

Schilling a nice Dennis Eckerchley. Yeah, they really do. They just want an easy thing to towel off and go out of the house.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that Kid Rock or Steve Bedrock Bedrosian, four time Golden Gov. Winner.

[Jay]

I don't know if any of that side armor. Yeah, yeah, Stevie.

[Bobby Lee]

Bedrock Bedrosian. Go ahead. This is probably the BEI Tribe. I'm just gonna say it is.

[Christine]

Well, we found somebody saying it's not them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Exclusively. It's just not.

[Christine]

And it's just four men introduced.

[Jay]

This is like me and Kill Box with my leather jacket.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't. I know. It's too short like his. It's like Frankenstein. Like, he's got, like, his. His shirt and everything. His jacket's too tight and short for his arms.

[Jay]

Yeah. The sleeves are too high. It's not his size.

[Christine]

I know how I jump.

[Bobby Lee]

So I said, also, look like somebody drew a face on a thumb. He's got that. He's not worried about his rosacea. I'm so worried about mine.

[Jay]

Why wouldn't they let these guys do anything? Who are they?

[Bobby Lee]

The Booyah Tribe.

[Jay]

They're just introducing. That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all the booty I Tribe really does these days. I guess it's the. I guess it's the Bloods.

[Jacob]

So Kid Rock went on last.

[Jay]

He was just like, I need black people to introduce me.

[Jacob]

Close it out.

[Bobby Lee]

How dare you ask that?

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course Kid Rock goes on last. He's Kid motherfucking Rock.

[Jay]

He should have opened it.

[Bobby Lee]

He's bringing west coast pussy for his Detroit players.

[Jay]

His lyrics are nuts, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, someone pointed that out, that he does Ball with the Ball. And I think he's. Isn't that the song? He says that. He says some kind of line like that.

[Christine]

The underage girls are not statutory.

[Jacob]

They're mandatory.

[Jay]

Mandatory. Yeah.

[Christine]

Those are the lyrics. Everybody keeps pulling up.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I'm not sure if that's Ball with the Ball.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ball with the Ball.

[Jay]

It's one of his songs. It says statutory is not. It's not statutory. It's mandatory.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice.

[Jay]

And he dates teenagers.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

I didn't think he wrote that one.

[Bobby Lee]

I Teenagers I Team. What was that song we were supposed to do for. I gotta put that in my rotation.

[Christine]

Oh, Clarissa.

[Bobby Lee]

I Teenagers I Teenagers I hope that little boy comes on my face I.

[Jay]

Hope you clip that.

[Bobby Lee]

We do. We got it clean. We got. You need me. Do it again. Hope that little boy gets. Come in my face Take. There you go.

[Jay]

Let me try it. I hope a little boy comes in.

[Bobby Lee]

My face okay, let me do one more. One more. First one. I feel comfortable. Just for safety. Just for safety. I want that little boy to come in my Face.

[Jay]

That was better.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Jay]

Can I try a different version? I want that little boy to come right in my face.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not the songwriter, so I feel you play with the lyrics a little bit.

[Jay]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

As the writer, I don't mind if I like that you took some liberties.

[Jay]

All right, try this one. Little boy come in my face.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good.

[Jay]

Little boy come in my face.

[Bobby Lee]

Ferguson, the little boy come in my face.

[Jay]

Thank you, dude, for punching that up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, he's game. Yeah. We're hauling oats. We sing with each other. What was the band they're getting mad at?

[Jay]

It's gonna come back. One of us is gonna get a part in a movie, and then it's gonna come right up. One of these fans is gonna be like, remember this song?

[Bobby Lee]

What's the line? What's this thing in town?

[Christine]

Simon and Garfunkel.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Simon and Garfunkel. He goes, oh, yeah, it's fine, cuz Garfunkel's gay. He's like, what do you mean? He gay Goes, men don't harmonize with each other. He goes, what about hall and Oats? He goes. They go one at a time.

[Jay]

You know who's harmonizing? Gene Simmons. Son has, like, a band where he's harmonizing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jay]

It's this whole thing now. Bring this other dude. Harmonize music together on my cell phone.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm paid, G. Can't call me, just page me Daddy. Yeah. Young ladies, young ladies. I like them underage. See, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. Yeah, dude.

[Christine]

He also wasn't 19. He was 26 when this all came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, but different.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cool Daddy Cool. Is that what it's called?

[Christine]

Cool Daddy Cool? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That wasn't a good. That's not a good. That's not good lyrics. I don't like those. Go back to this. Yeah.

[Christine]

Yeah. Let's watch him kill it.

[Jay]

We were all waiting for him to kill it. We were all waiting for it, man.

[Bobby Lee]

The Booyah Tribe, as I live in Bleed.

[Christine]

I mean, the whole room was pumped.

[Jay]

We were all pumped up for this.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they don't capture him getting shot out of the floor. Well at all. No, it looks like he was just on stage, but he comes out of the floor. It's like it happened so fast. You missed it.

[Jay]

But there's no. It's like all these people are, like, in, like, behind a rope or something. It's like nobody's up by the stage. There's like three feet around the Whole stage and the stage is too big.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no turning point, I was going to say. This company is also not real stoked on people being too close to the stage. You know what I mean? At this point, they're a little. They're a little nervous about that.

[Jacob]

Fair enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Although he got his black female drummer to come play this.

[Jay]

They're pumping in crowd sounds in there, too, by the way.

[Christine]

When you watch them perform at the convention, they like. Nobody knows his music.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the funniest. At the Republican Convention. It's so funny.

[Christine]

Rich people don't listen to Kid Rock.

[Jay]

People who believe in Jesus and go to church on Sunday.

[Bobby Lee]

We were smoking funny things. We were dipping. Many things.

[Christine]

Okay. There's also a video of Bad Bunny, like, making the sign of the cross and looking up to God before his set started. He's like an actual Christian. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay]

You don't see him come out. He's just there.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude. Kid Rock's new fucking hair.

[Jay]

Can I just say something that bugs me? The worst thing is him flipping the microphone over. He did it once. It's cool. I know, but do it once or twice.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not. It's this thing, though, dude. You got to be a fan of old school Kid Rock to know that's kind of his thing. It's kind of cool the way he does. He'll slide it in the front of his pants.

[Jay]

How about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Out. Flip it.

[Jay]

Do me a favor. Take your carpal tunnel wrist guard off.

[Bobby Lee]

I would agree. Take out the wrist guard of a lady who's trying to get laid at a. At a bowling alley bar. That's what he's dressed like. He's trying to get laid at a bowling alley bar by a guy.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Jay]

He's dressed like most waitresses. It's stupid.

[Christine]

The outfit's, like, sickening. It's like.

[Jay]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't mean that.

[Christine]

Jorts in a cutoff fur.

[Bobby Lee]

Those aren't shorts. Those are shorts.

[Jay]

I hope that my. That bris guard is. Just attach the microphone because he's not really flipping it. It's just spinning.

[Bobby Lee]

Ball with the balls. I wonder if that. He's had that same Kid Rock sign forever.

[Jay]

Yeah. He had to take it out of the garage for sure.

[Christine]

Oh, there. No, he pops up.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it was just very. It's very unlike.

[Jay]

It's too lit up.

[Bobby Lee]

Underwhelming. He's faking that.

[Jay]

Yeah. It didn't sound it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's already off.

[Christine]

It is very Corey Feldman esque with his dancing.

[Jay]

Do you think he got two?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the thing. He's. Pause it.

[Jay]

You think? Got an adrenaline dump and he just got ahead of himself.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think what happens. I think what's difficult about it, I think they're playing a live version of it. Like, they're playing. They think they're piping over a live version of it.

[Jay]

So he doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

So I don't think he knows exactly his own exact. You know, what was the point of it?

[Jacob]

Why didn't he just. I don't understand why they don't sing their own fucking song anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

I've rapped this dumb song publicly five times.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no reason for him not to do this. Doesn't take anything.

[Christine]

Yeah. It's not fast or complicated.

[Bobby Lee]

It's also. It's not singing or. You have to have a good voice.

[Jay]

You just say the words stink wrinkle.

[Christine]

With a little bit of, like a.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby just did it. Stink wrinkle.

[Jay]

That's my word for a pussy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that was good.

[Jay]

Lou never did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, was it a minute? Has it been a minute?

[Jay]

It's been an hour.

[Bobby Lee]

Too late, Lou.

[Jay]

Too late.

[Bobby Lee]

Try again. By the way, I wasn't pretty sure Kid Rock was hammered because, like, it does that. His hat goes sideways and then his eyes are just like.

[Jay]

Plus, that watch, you know it's fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you dare.

[Jay]

Yeah, I swear to God. He left one.

[Bobby Lee]

He does that. It wasn't Shane's house. It was at the.

[Jay]

Oh, he gave it to Shane.

[Bobby Lee]

He did it to Marcus King. It was the first night we ever met Marcus King at that bar. He was telling me. I was like, why does your watch not fit? Because his watch was open completely. Do you know what I mean? Like, where the thing is completely undone and it's squeezed onto his arm. I go, I think that watch is too small. He goes, yeah, man. He goes, kid Rock gave to me, though, man. He goes. He said it was really expensive. He goes, kid Rock gives you a watch, man. You wear it no matter if fits or not. And then he found that later that Kid Rock just always gives people, like, an 18 watch. And it's like $350,000 right there.

[Jay]

He gave one to Shane, too, right?

[Bobby Lee]

He gave it to Shane. Shane goes, I'm not keeping it. And then Shane was like, I'm not taking it. He demand. And then. So Kid Rock just gave it to another guy in the room and then left. And then Shane and they all had an argument because Shane was like, give me the thing.

[Jay]

Back.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not taking this. We're giving it back to him, and you're not taking it for sure. You know what I mean? He's like. He's giving it to me, and then it's like. And then they all find out because, oh, it's $18 on Temu or whatever, and he just has a bunch of them to do that. Come on, guys. A little bit funny.

[Jay]

And first of all, those aren't George.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop calling them jorts. They're not.

[Jay]

They're. They're not George. They're. They're pants that they just cut before the show, though.

[Bobby Lee]

They're kids and they're baggy, and he looks ridiculous.

[Christine]

They're baggy short.

[Jay]

My sister wears those.

[Bobby Lee]

They're cool off. There you go. That's what they are.

[Christine]

They're denim culottes.

[Bobby Lee]

He's wearing cool off. He's wearing a sport. He's wearing a denim skort.

[Jay]

His little legs. It looks like a dress. It looks like a denim dress.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got all right legs. I don't mind his legs.

[Jay]

Look at that little.

[Bobby Lee]

They are good shapes, though, the calves there and the ankles there. Jacob, am I right? You can say the calf's all right. Nothing wrong with this calves.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but the pants make his legs look tiny.

[Bobby Lee]

The pants make it, but the calves are not. Yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

Look at Jay sticking up for his calves.

[Bobby Lee]

Easy. Well, I'll. I'll throw stones here where necessary. Kid Rock eats. Sucking. Eats nuts on this right here. Go ahead, play it.

[Jacob]

Oh, you missed.

[Jay]

You missed it.

[Christine]

I mean, his mouth. He's doing something completely different from the track he does.

[Jacob]

He's not defrying.

[Christine]

How could anyone think this is good? They're just.

[Jay]

He keeps forgetting. All you have to do is keep the mic up to your mouth the whole time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep, that's it.

[Christine]

His words are moving independently of the song.

[Jay]

What's he doing? Do you think he's out of breath or something?

[Bobby Lee]

And then his hat comes off and you see his awful haircut.

[Christine]

Now, I thought this. I go, oh, the sound's off. Like, the sound's not mixed right. Because he's. I thought his performance was gonna be better.

[Jay]

Yeah, he's wearing those Old man New Balance, and then the.

[Christine]

I forget the goddamn classic strings breakdown.

[Bobby Lee]

Then a str. Then a cello and violinist for about. I mean, seven minutes.

[Jay]

It was terrible.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he comes out and sings a song with a guitar. Nobody wanted to hear it. It's crazy.

[Christine]

Yeah. With his name.

[Jay]

What is this, though? This has to have meaning. To like something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is Charlie Kirk's favorite piece. Or something, I'm sure probably.

[Jay]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Lee]

This is what Charlie Kirk likes to. This is Charlie Kirk music. That's how boring he was.

[Jay]

How did they get vampire Lestat to do this, though? That's all I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. It looks. They played that one commercial where Andy Samberg is Neil diamond, and it looks like Andy Samberg. Neil Diamond.

[Jay]

He really is wearing vampire jacket.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That girl thinks he's ridiculous. She's like, no, he's a great cello player. He looks like an. But still. So get past this. This is seven minutes of this.

[Jacob]

Imagine this crowd.

[Jay]

Just look how happy he is. It's so stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

In the middle of ball with the ball. That's what this came up at. Now get in the pit and try to love someone.

[Jay]

That guy was wearing the Seinfeld shirt. You see the ruffles on the.

[Christine]

Oh, yeah, it's crazy.

[Jay]

Do you have to wear ruffles if you play the cello?

[Bobby Lee]

You have to play ruffles if you're wearing that fucking composer's jacket. Now the black guys come back. Bouillah tribe. It's definitely the booyah tribe, by the way. 100% Booyah tribe.

[Jay]

But now he's Robert Richie.

[Bobby Lee]

Now he's Robert Richie. Bobby. Me and Bob call him Bobby.

[Christine]

This is a cover called til you can't. It's by Cody Johnson.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, then we're fine. Oh, good. Then only Robert Richie does covers.

[Christine]

I'm not finding what the instrumental was.

[Jay]

God, there's got to be a lot of people like this country music.

[Christine]

It was exciting that out of 125 million people, only 5 million people watch this number. I'm proud of those numbers as a.

[Bobby Lee]

Country, but now I'm a little bit about Jesus. That's what I said. My first joke when I wore. I wore my country western shirt to the jelly roll roast. When I got on stage, I tell you, they didn't. I didn't know it was a roast. And I got up, but I knew I was gonna wear that shirt. And I got up there and I go. And none of the other comics were wearing country western stuff. And I went, oh, sorry. I thought we were all doing the country or the wigger failed wigger gone country theme. I was like, kid rock, rock, jelly roll.

[Jay]

And then Rip yelled at you. No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

He got shitty with Burt.

[Jay]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

He got shitty with Bert. Him, Cole Hauser, whatever.

[Jay]

I love Rip. I love America. I love Rip.

[Christine]

I love Kid Rock.

[Bobby Lee]

You love Kid Rock.

[Jay]

I like Kid Rock now.

[Christine]

The 1999 Woodstock performance. I watch it over and over again.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like Kid Rock, Jacob, at all, do you?

[Jacob]

This is what they end on.

[Jay]

You go back to the Super Bowl.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, by the way, this is. This is one of the four, I think full ballads played on this whole thing.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah, there was other one.

[Christine]

Awful.

[Jay]

They opened up super slow ballads. Yeah, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

It. It's crazy.

[Jay]

So they got you pumped up. This is gonna happen. And then they brought you right into this horseshit. And we were all just in a room, quiet, and then eating stromboli.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And in the last two minutes, they just show you a montage to remind you of how weirdly fat Charlie Kirk's face was.

[Christine]

It was.

[Bobby Lee]

It really is a gigantic target for them to missed and hit his neck.

[Jay]

They had such an opportunity last night to really bring America back together again.

[Bobby Lee]

Or kill Bad Bunny. And they failed at both. No one shot Bad Bunny.

[Jay]

Did anybody call in, Lou?

[Bobby Lee]

We didn't really give the number or really make it a thing.

[Christine]

I didn't realize. They, like, pieced in little clips of things leading up to it like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Obviously the Department of War.

[Christine]

Oh, that's the guy that Colin Jost makes fun of on a cell.

[Bobby Lee]

His name's not Seth. What was his first name?

[Jay]

I think it's.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it Seth Hegseth?

[Jay]

Peter. Peter.

[Bobby Lee]

Peter Hegseth.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm mistaken for Shifty Shovel Shits from.

[Jay]

Crazy town, but they changed it to.

[Bobby Lee]

I make a mistake a lot.

[Jay]

They changed it to the War.

[Bobby Lee]

Department of War.

[Jay]

It was Department of Justice Defense. And then they made it war.

[Bobby Lee]

It's great. Makes me laugh.

[Christine]

Yeah. This guy.

[Jay]

Yeah. Another tight jacket that doesn't fit.

[Jacob]

Yeah. His belly. You can see his belly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But if you don't think that I tight. If you think I've been going my whole life wondering why I've never had a brass knuckle microphone, you are right.

[Jay]

Oh. We immediately said, that's Jay's microphone. It's just a chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Then everybody said, everybody goes. Then everybody goes. This guy's pulling off what you're trying to do, Jay. And I'm like, I'm not wearing extraordinarily tight shit on my still. I'm aware. Fat body.

[Jay]

Look, I am a fan of the Shasheket. It's my thing. I love a Shashek et. But you got to make it fit. You got to be able to zip it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This guy.

[Jay]

You got to be able to zip it.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy couldn't Zip it, dude.

[Jacob]

No, look, I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

And his fucking. His. His buttons would have made the buttonholes look like Chinese eyes. They would have been stretched out.

[Christine]

This guy looks like he's about to start sweating hair dye.

[Bobby Lee]

He is. He's got. He's got congestive heart failure, this guy.

[Christine]

I mean, his face is like super dyed hair.

[Jay]

Yeah. And he's wearing one of the infinity Stones holders.

[Bobby Lee]

That guy looks like he had a couple pieces of stromboli. Looks like his salt's up, too.

[Jay]

Yeah. We all look like this guy at the end of the night.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all the salt. I put that good, good salt into you.

[Christine]

I hope this never happens again.

[Jay]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I hope it happens every single year.

[Jay]

Are you kidding me?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to see what the. What white middle America wants to watch for the halftime.

[Jay]

I hope it gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

[Bobby Lee]

Lady Gaga came out of a giant pumpkin over on the Super Bowl.

[Jay]

And I hope next year it's Africa. I hope they get an African star. And it's all. I hope every year it's not American themed. It's some other country theme.

[Christine]

Oh, yeah, they actually got married.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, It's a real thing, right? He's like, sure, you can get married. It don't matter.

[Jay]

It don't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

I just have to fill 20 minutes.

[Jay]

I am illegal. I have no rights in this country.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What if that was a marriage? That. If that was a marriage that was making that woman legal. Great one, dude. They should just had a white guy marry some Hispanic lady and be like, do you think? He's like, yeah. He goes, hey, she's got her papers. And then she just goes and kisses another guy.

[Jay]

I love.

[Jacob]

Of all the things that I don't want, like being an extra sugar plant, it must be.

[Christine]

Oh, people are stoked. They were like, I made the height requirement to play the sugar cane. I just want to be a part of it.

[Jay]

I bet they found out they were all white people.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope so. Well, we did think the theme was, weirdly, slaves in the very beginning. Remember that? Yeah, it was slaves.

[Christine]

It was supposed to be, like a nod to Puerto Rican slavery.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that was a real thing.

[Christine]

No, they said slaves in the sugar canes. That's what they say. If you read up on it 100.

[Jay]

They're not slaves.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't pay attention to not American history.

[Christine]

Servants.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wait, really low paid servants. They're not slaves.

[Christine]

They're servants.

[Bobby Lee]

They're El Slavos. El slaves. That's different.

[Jay]

They were mad that they none of it Was in English, but he's. I think he said one line in English at the beginning. He had one line in English.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, can we see on the show before you're going that I'm gonna. If anybody's interested, I'm gonna do Bobby show tomorrow night.

[Jay]

Tomorrow night you're filling in for me at the Pussycat Lounge.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm filling in over at the Pussycat.

[Jay]

It'd be funny if you go down and you just sell it out and they take it away from me and give it to you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not going there.

[Jay]

I have to wait for you to get sick.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not going there every Tuesday. I'm not going there every Tuesday. Bobby, I promise you I will turn it down aggressively.

[Jay]

Listen to me. Everybody just show up tomorrow so it's a hit.

[Bobby Lee]

It'll be funny. If I go tomorrow and it's just dead. No one's there.

[Jay]

Dude, a couple weeks ago, man, what a hot one.

[Bobby Lee]

How many people before. I can just not do it, though? 10, right? Under 10?

[Jay]

Under 10 say no. Yeah, but.

[Bobby Lee]

And then absolve them in the other crowd. But if you guys want to come, I'll do it. I'll do it. 45 minutes. I'm gonna do Bobby set, though.

[Jay]

Marshmallows.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going back to the old school deal. I'm gonna put together Bobby's earliest TV sets.

[Jay]

Piss the pants.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm bringing off marshmallows. I'm bringing up Massachusetts.

[Jay]

At the end of every joke, all you have to do is go.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're gonna go. Someone in the audience. I'm gonna go, what's wrong, bud? He goes, I miss Bobby. I go, hey, head up, marshmallows. And then do the point. Thank you. Got him back. Got him back. Just like that. Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

Bad Bunny had a bazillion times bigger budget, but he used every penny of it.

[Jay]

You think Chris Rock had a cut?

[Jacob]

Nailed it.

[Jay]

Chris Rock had to cut shorts before the show.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Who's got scissors? Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, yeah. He goes, oh, dude. Hey, kr. Hey, kr. Dude, the set's much hotter than we thought. Dude, those jeans are going to kill you. He's like, you have scissors. One of you probably has a buck knife on your hip. No, they.

[Jay]

They had 200 people dressed like sugar cane. These had a cello, a vampire cellist, and a weird violinist. I mean, what the fuck, man?

[Christine]

They have money, too. Like, the organization has.

[Jacob]

Has money.

[Christine]

They could have put some cashola into the show.

[Jay]

They don't have super bowl money. Apparently, they Set up a bodega.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, technically, the con. The. The. The battle is between talking about companies. It goes right to, like, Erica Kirk, essentially. Right. And when it was there versus Jay.

[Jay]

Z. Yeah, I see. Yeah. Well, I mean, all the owners and the reason why they say.

[Bobby Lee]

But Jay Z himself cultivates. That is his job. He cultivates the halftime show.

[Jay]

Yeah, we got it. We have to get. We got to get Kid Rock in that position. Then everything will change.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Kid Rock. To success. To succeed Jay Z.

[Jay]

What if they let Kid Rock next year do this, the super bowl halftime, and they do the same exact thing?

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, no, you don't understand. That is our halftime show. That's the show we do at halftimes of things. It'll be the exact same show.

[Jay]

That would be great.

[Bobby Lee]

I will poorly lip sing every year.

[Jay]

They go back and forth.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, little boy, if Ice tries to take you, give him the Grammys.

[Jay]

Well, a lot of people are saying that that was the kid that Ice took, but it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not.

[Jay]

Look at. He's holding his heart.

[Bobby Lee]

He grabs his big, fat, enormous.

[Jay]

Got a big one. I'd grab it if I had a big one. That guy looks like me.

[Jacob]

Where's Ricky Martin? I missed him completely.

[Christine]

He's coming up right now.

[Jay]

Coming up.

[Bobby Lee]

All these Hispanics playing plants must be funny. They must have been having a lot of fun. Usually they're human furniture.

[Jay]

Look at him.

[Jacob]

Oh, there he is.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy aged wonderful.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Gay.

[Christine]

The gays know how to age well.

[Jacob]

You have.

[Jay]

You have to age wonderful. Are you just gonna get old? Asian dick. Look how good looking he is.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know he actually had a good voice.

[Jay]

Yeah, he sings good.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[Jacob]

I don't. I don't think anyone's allowed to sing for real on the super bowl anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's singing.

[Jacob]

He's singing to tape.

[Jay]

No way.

[Jacob]

Everybody mixed in.

[Jay]

No. You can see the veins in his neck popping out. He's not. Yeah, and it's easier to sing Spanish.

[Christine]

El programa Nacional de Vecas a Serde McDonald's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, joy.

[Jay]

Another day, another bus delayed.

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