Cruising For NYC Glory

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: "Cruising For NYC Glory" – March 20, 2026
Platform: SiriusXM Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Episode Overview

This episode sees Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly (along with regulars Beef, Christine, and others) dive hilariously into the world of gay culture as viewed through the lens of NYC’s infamous cruising and glory hole scene. The comics riff on George Michael, undercover police busts, the mechanics and psychology of glory holes, and end up mapping out the gay cruising spots of New York City—complete with a comedic brainstorm for a “glory hole finder” app. The discussion pulls no punches, mixing crude humor, personal anecdotes, and the crew’s classic, irreverent take on both the comedy world and the city’s underbelly.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. George Michael, "Gaydar," and the Comedy of Retrospect

• The hosts start by joking about “stay at home dudes” in gay couples, blending into a deep and funny dissection of George Michael’s legacy, attractiveness, and the late recognition of his sexuality.

  • [01:41] The Science: "Because he's super handsome. It turns out he was just in the dick the whole time."
  • [05:14] Big Jay: "He was in a band called Wham, which I think is a gay term. It's like one of those, hey, want to Wham?"

• They riff on 80s and 90s pop bands being "obviously gay," referencing Queen, Wham, and David Spade’s jokes.

  • [05:27] The Science: "Queen was 100 on the nose. That's a great old David Spade joke about that. Queen? I was like, cool name. Because they tried to tell us."

• They poke fun at their own inability to pick up on cues and turn the subject into a slapstick hypothetical detective story.

2. George Michael's Notorious Arrest & Undercover Cops

• The comedians gleefully revisit George Michael’s infamous bust for lewd behavior in a LA public restroom, painting an absurdist play-by-play of how such arrests might go down.

  • [08:14] The Science: "'You're under arrest.' He goes, 'Oh, that's right mate, keep talking… you're under really arrest… I'm an undercover officer…'"

• They debate whether being assigned to "undercover glory hole cop duty" is a career step up or not, leading to more mock scenarios.

  • [08:47] Big Jay: "Is that a promotion or a demotion when you have to be the guy in the bathroom trying to suck other guys' dicks?"

• The group spins their own fantasy about being incompetent undercover gay cops, referencing the film "Cruising" (1980).

  • [09:54] Christine: "He's a real life Al Pacino in Cruising, dude."
  • [10:15] Big Jay: "Dude, stop looking sexy and look coy, okay?"

3. Glory Holes: Mechanics, Fears & Etiquette

• The entire crew explores the practical anxieties and etiquette of glory holes, shifting between humor and exaggerated paranoia ("What if they chop your wiener off?" [13:00]).
• They consider the craftsmanship behind a good hole, and even the possible dangers of splinters or poorly made DIY setups.
  • [17:03] Christine: "Yeah, you want a carpenter to know what he's doing."
  • [17:00] The Science: "3D print the whole wall."
• The idea of "glory hole etiquette" (tapping to signal lack of interest, knocking conventions) becomes a running gag.
  • [26:15] Big Jay: "If you knock twice, Bobby says, from being immersed in the community, that makes him pull it away."
• Jay wonders about the curiosity factor for straight people: would you look through? "How do you go to a bathroom with a glory hole and not put your dick through it—or at least look through it?" ([19:09])

4. Mapping NYC’s Cruising & Glory Hole Scene

• The crew discovers and discusses “Holehunter.com,” a real-time glory hole locator, and riff on the prospect of a “walking tour” event or even an app called “Cock of the Walk.”
  • [18:19] Big Jay: "What do we call the app? Just sneak it by Apple."
  • [18:23] The Science: "Cock of the walk. Damn. Why did I think of that so fast?"
• They browse NYC locations: Marriott Times Square, Sheridan, Equinox, Macy’s, Crunch Gym, The Cock bar, The Rambles in Central Park, Astoria Park, the Vince Lombardi Rest Area, and more.
  • Exchange features hilarious field reporting plans and observational comedy about how common (or old-school) glory holes are:
    • [27:12] The Science: "Wait a second. There's a glory hole in the Marriott Times Square?"
    • [29:47] Beef: "Yeah, it seemed like a very family-oriented place."
    • [31:07] Big Jay: "Well, they had to close the steam room at the Crunch because guys are just going on there sucking each other off."

5. Straight Curiosity and the Female Perspective

• At Jay’s prompting, Christine shares (reluctantly) how women might react to a random penis through a wall—a rare and gendered scenario.
  • [37:40] Big Jay: "Christine, as a woman, if you were in a bathroom and there was a hole…and a nice, pretty dick came through it, would you be freaked out, or would you try it?"
  • Christine and Beef discuss motives, the difference between male/female sexuality, and societal double standards.
• The hosts reflect on rare viral videos where random bystanders engage in unexpected sexual acts in public, questioning their authenticity.

6. The Culture of Anonymous Hookups and Kink

• The comics dig into why people prefer anonymous public encounters to simply meeting at home, poking fun at the thrill and the persistent secrecy of cruising.
  • [31:28] The Science: "You can't go to your apartment—your wife is in there."
• They satirically lament about glory holes never (or rarely) existing for women and the notion that, for women, “just be a hooker and make some cash!”
• The rare instance of women engaging in glory hole acts is explored with self-aware, dark humor about trauma, mental health, and societal pressure.
  • [37:01] The Science: "There's definitely gay guys psyched to just suck off guys…a woman that…The rarity…that is never, ever, ever going to be an attractive woman…"

7. Memorable Comedy, Callbacks, and Closing Gags

• Jay and Bobby close with their trademark club plug session, but not before joking about dance floors slick with "moonwalkable" remnants in gay bars.
  • [41:26] The Science: "When the dance floor is covered in jizz, you could always moonwalk. You can moonwalk across the floor at any gay bar."
• The episode ends with jabs and callbacks about how “The Cock” bar is “the dirtiest bar I’ve ever been to” ([41:03]), and the endless resourcefulness of the NYC cruising community.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:14] Big Jay: "He was in a band called Wham, which I think is a gay term. It's like one of those, hey, want to Wham?"
• [08:47] Big Jay: "Is that a promotion or a demotion when you have to be the guy in the bathroom trying to suck other guys' dicks?"
• [17:00] The Science: "3D print the whole wall."
• [18:23] The Science: "Cock of the walk. Damn. Why did I think of that so fast?"
• [19:09] Big Jay: "How do you not put your dick through it? No, not look through it. How do you not?"
• [31:07] Big Jay: "Well, they had to close the steam room at the Crunch because guys are just going on there sucking each other off."
• [41:26] The Science: "You could always moonwalk. You can moonwalk across the floor at any gay bar for sure, dude."
• [37:40] Big Jay to Christine: “If a beautiful, uncircumcised European comes through… would you be like, I'll try this?”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:51-03:28: George Michael, gay idols, Wham/Queen, and “gaydar” in pop culture
• 07:51-09:54: George Michael’s arrest and the undercover cop roleplay
• 13:00-18:29: Mechanics and etiquette of glory holes; dangers, splinters, and construction materials; invention of a glory hole app
• 19:35-31:30: Mapping NYC cruising/glory hole hotspots, “field research” plans, apps/websites
• 37:01-40:58: Female perspective, why men vs. women do anonymous hookups, social/psychological motives
• 41:03-41:41: Jay and Bobby on the dirtiest gay bars, "moonwalking" gags
• 41:44-end: End-of-show banter, club tour plugs, callbacks

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Concluding Notes

Bouncing between raunchy comedy and genuinely curious explorations, Big Jay, Robert Kelly, and crew turn New York City’s secret sexual subcultures into fodder for brutally honest yet affectionate standup banter. Longtime listeners will find favorite themes—improbable hypotheticals, ribbing over sexual confusion, and the city's unpredictable nightlife—extended here into the most unlikely corners (literally and figuratively) of bathroom stalls, parks, and gyms.

If you’ve ever wondered what comedians talk about after hours—or what the punchline is for every glory hole urban legend—this episode is a one-stop masterclass in filthy, genuine, quintessentially Bonfire humor.

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Hosts’ Plugs:

• Robert Kelly: [41:37-42:13] Upcoming stand-up dates in NJ, CT, and beyond (Punchup Live, YouTube channel promos).
• Big Jay Oakerson: [42:15-42:46] Touring schedule, YouTube, website bigjcomedy.com

Listen to this episode for:

• NYC gay subculture deep dive
• Ridiculous, unfiltered standup-comic camaraderie
• Urban lore, sex etiquette, and a million dick jokes

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Big J Okerson]

You think it's easy putting drops in our little Shih Tzu's? Dude, why do I love George Michael so much?

[The Science]

Because he's super handsome. It turns out he was just in the the whole time. So he was out of your way. Yeah, you can acknowledge how handsome he was now.

[Big J Okerson]

So good.

[The Science]

You're like poor ladies. You never got a slice of that.

[Big J Okerson]

He's got that five o' clock shadow that shaves in the morning, but it comes back by 9am I've always liked men.

[The Science]

Yeah, I know. This guy couldn't have the magic.

[Big J Okerson]

The magic in the house.

[The Science]

Magic doing his work.

[Big J Okerson]

Magic doing his work.

[Beef]

Did we acknowledge Bobby shirt on air at all?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh yeah, I have my bear bear cat T shirt. Kevin, thank you very much. Big fan of the show. Listen to the show.

[The Science]

Looks like I'm a Master P rapper.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he gave me my bear bear shirt and it's all kinds of versions of Jay over the year.

[The Science]

It's a J for every season.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a J at every weight size.

[The Science]

Every weight size. My sexy pictures on there. Which is the funniest ever?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's the best.

[The Science]

My sexy. I love that that was taken for Wayne.

[Beef]

Oh, wait, that picture's there. Oh, my God.

[The Science]

The sexy picture for Wayne.

[Big J Okerson]

My favorite is when you're holding up the iPhone one in a mirror of a shitty hotel on a crappy gig. You're middling for a towel.

[The Science]

That's 2,000. No, that's right after Mayhem Festival.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, that's when you became Glove man.

[The Science]

Yeah, right after man Fest. Yeah. Gloves were fresh. That might be the original glove. Can I be honest with you? Because I noticed the wrist. The armband I'm wearing is rat dog, and I got that on the tour too. That's a cool logo.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

See if they make any more Rat Dog armbands. Those things were the coolest.

[Big J Okerson]

You gonna get back into armbands?

[The Science]

Oh, well, if I do sleeveless or even T shirts, sometimes I'll go armband. But I don't know. I like covering myself.

[Big J Okerson]

You're a peacocker, dude.

[The Science]

If I could ever cover my flesh with anything that you don't have to see it and have it with something else, that'd be great.

[Big J Okerson]

You also liked it when you walk down the street, be like, that's him right there.

[The Science]

Yeah, well. Oh, no. Rat dogs. Rat dogs. A band.

[Big J Okerson]

George Michael. Can we say he had the best.

[The Science]

He's got rat on the.

[Big J Okerson]

He had the best hair in the business. Yeah, the best hair.

[The Science]

Well, I mean, look, I never like that kind of hair. What? No, I didn't like a lot of short, feathered back.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God. That's hair.

[The Science]

That's not my thing.

[Big J Okerson]

He highlighted the tips, man. What are you nuts? Oh, look at. He highlighted the tips.

[Beef]

I get you a wig.

[The Science]

Look, the guy.

[Big J Okerson]

If you get me a George Michael, I'll wear it on air one day. 100%.

[Beef]

We wear it at an event.

[Big J Okerson]

I wear. What? What event? Tell me what event?

[Beef]

I don't know. Skank Fest.

[Big J Okerson]

Bu.

[Beef]

Anywhere.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I'll wear it at Skank Fest. I'll wear it on the bonfire Skank Fest next year. If 100%.

[The Science]

If George Michael wasn't gay, he died many, many years earlier from, like, drowning in snatch.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

It would have been like.

[Christine]

I mean, I had no idea he was gay. And I was jealous of him in I want your sex video because all the models were hitting all over him thinking, man, he was crushing all that.

[The Science]

Yeah. I think you were jealous that all those girls were touching your man. That's so sad.

[Christine]

I remember Cindy crossing that.

[Beef]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It makes you want to talk like, How did we know? How did we know he was gay? How did that Just slip by us.

[The Science]

Well, how do we not know? You mean.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, how do we not know he's gay?

[The Science]

I know. I like that. It took us finding out he was chuggin cock. And by the way, if they found out a guy was sucking his dick in a bathroom, you'd still be like, that's not gay. That's George Michael. Everybody wants to suck his cock. He didn't know it was the other side of that wall.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, we should have. He was in a band called Wham, which I think is gay term. It's like one of those, hey, want to Wham?

[The Science]

Well, I mean, Queen. Queen was pretty on the nose.

[Big J Okerson]

Queen was 100 on the nose.

[The Science]

That's. That's a great old David Spade joke about that. He was like, wham. No idea. He was like, queen. I was like, cool name. Because they tried to tell us. That's what he goes. He goes. But if you look back and listen to the lyrics, you could hear was all there. He goes, jitterbug. You do the jitterbug. You put your ball bag into my mouth. Yeah, yeah. Jitterbug. One of my favorite.

[Big J Okerson]

George Michael. All this stuff is about guys too. You can tell he says boy a lot.

[The Science]

Oh, yeah. I'll be your father figure. I'll disown you for being gay just like him. That's all I want.

[Big J Okerson]

Something special, something sacred.

[The Science]

Silly sauce. Call me a sissy sassy silly sauce.

[Big J Okerson]

What now? The guy. Do we ever see the guy that he did get taken down from? Was it just a regular fucking old queen?

[The Science]

Just a hole in a bathroom wall?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that must suck to get taken out by a guy that looks like DJ Lou.

[The Science]

Oh, that would suck.

[Big J Okerson]

No offense. I'm just saying if you're taking. If you're George Michael, you know, just a guy in a scally cab and a flannel.

[The Science]

Hey, Lou, if I could pick a guy to suck my dick, I'd consider you. Dude, don't let Bobby bring you down. Don't let him hurt you.

[Big J Okerson]

I could get George Michael in the bathroom.

[The Science]

Goddamn right you could. And you could trust me. You know why? Because I'm the science.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not saying I would 100% be honored to have you suck my dick in the bathroom if it was you. If that's how Don found out, I would be fine with you. I'm saying George Michael would not be good.

[The Science]

Yeah, yeah, he's right. I'd be honored if you'd suck my penis. Lou, look at me. Look at me in the eyes. I'd be looking at me in the eyes.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on now. If you suck his penis, I would be honored. If I could just put my penis like boobs in your ass crack and just push it up and down your

[The Science]

ass crack, it would be me and Bobby's honor. To Eiffel Tower you. But with just you sucking my penis and Bobby hot dogging your butt with his wiener. But it won't go in your butt because you're not gay.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm hot dogging it, dude. I'm not.

[The Science]

You're not gay. You're the magic.

[Big J Okerson]

I swear to God, I won't come on the back. I will shoot it off to the side like Mardi Gras float. I will throw it like beads.

[The Science]

Yeah. And I won't come in your mouth. It's going to be really difficult to not come on the top of that shiny head, dude. You know, I want to fucking paint that fucking canvas.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm taking.

[The Science]

But I'm an artist.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm taking my back too. I'm not going to be able to handle that. Juicy.

[The Science]

But no, dude, no, there's no way, dude. You have to fucking. You have to lay a puddle on the back.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that the guy he got caught for Christine?

[The Science]

Well, it says Marcelo Hernandez.

[Beef]

They said that he got caught by an undercover cop. But then when I clicked on it, it took me to the guy finished

[The Science]

actor as the South Park. He goes, wow, daddy, that was a lot of cum. Freeze. $10 million claim by officer who arrested him. Why? Cuz he did finish.

[Big J Okerson]

He did finish.

[The Science]

He goes, you're under arrest. He goes, oh, that's right, mate, keep talking. You're under really arrest. I'm an undercover officer goes, oh, it's doing it. It's doing it. Stop coming. You're under arrest.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, they put the cuffs on. Now you have. We're both dead.

[The Science]

Oh, get my semen off your uniform, you crazy bloke. Marcelo Rodriguez of Los Angeles Police was the plainclothes officer who arrested him for lewd behavior in a public toilet in Will Rogers Memorial park, of all places.

[Big J Okerson]

Now in Beverly Hills. Can I ask a question? Is that a. Is that a promotion or a demotion when you have to be the guy in the bathroom trying to suck other guys dicks?

[The Science]

Great, dude.

[Beef]

I guess it depends.

[The Science]

Just be watching shows on your iPhone while you're waiting for Cox to come through a hole.

[Beef]

Busted.

[The Science]

He goes, hey, who's over there? He goes, I'm just watching a couple episodes of Sopranos while I'm waiting For a daddy to come put his dick in the hole. I'll put my dick in the hole.

[Big J Okerson]

Go ahead there, bear.

[The Science]

Go ahead. Freeze.

[Christine]

That's crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

You think he grabbed it? Do you think he grabbed his cock through the hole and held him until he put the cops on?

[The Science]

Oh, yeah. He goes, why don't you hold me dick and we'll talk about how much I'll pay you? He goes, fuck, why don't we just talk about it now? He goes, no, I'd rather you hold me dick while we talk about it. The things I do for this job.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, you have parking lot duty, Martinez. Dick sucking duty.

[The Science]

I bet so few cops want to go undercover in gay situations that me and Bobby can get that job tomorrow. We'll be your gay undercovers.

[Christine]

This guy was the real life.

[The Science]

Send me and Bobby into a fucking wherever. You think they're selling meth in the gay parties? We'll go, we'll ask around.

[Christine]

He's a real life Al Pacino and cruising, dude.

[The Science]

How about me and Bobby just meet up in the bathroom every once in a while with our shirts off, covered in glitter, wearing angel wings? We go, you hear anything? He goes, yeah, I heard a couple people talking about it over there, but I don't. Having a hard time making inroads with anybody. Yeah, me too, man. You think they know we're cops?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, dude, we gotta smile more, bro. We got a smile.

[The Science]

Do you think we know we're fucking UCs?

[Big J Okerson]

Dude, stop looking sexy and look coy, okay?

[The Science]

That's what it is, dude. I'm out there putting on too much of a show, though. I'm peacocking. I can't help myself, dude. I get this glitter on me. I don't know. I want to perform.

[Big J Okerson]

Take the. Get the pink gloves out, the big guns.

[The Science]

My name is Ron the Thunderfuck.

[Beef]

You two are finally having fun at a club.

[The Science]

Finally, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

It's just me and me. Me and Jay just wind up sucking each other off, dude.

[The Science]

We just come home, dude. Bobby starts trying. Bobby has to try the drugs. So they don't. They know he's not a. They don't think he's a narcissist. Bobby does molly for the first time and we're out there licking each other's armpits.

[Christine]

No, he actually snorted the rag like Pacino did.

[Big J Okerson]

He's gonna make. He goes, you gotta try my cum before I do this. I gotta sip cum out of.

[The Science]

I don't. I don't sell to anybody who doesn't try my cum first. How Much of it just like a drop. But, like, right from the spigot, I

[Big J Okerson]

just have a little. I put a little blue stuff on it. If this turns pink, I know you got aids.

[The Science]

You want to snort a prep with me before you suck my dick? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's be gay. Let's be gay cop finders. What do they call them? What would be the name for that? Undercover gays.

[The Science]

Hang on. Michael had suggested during one of the interviews that Michael suggested the policeman waved his genitals around during the course of the arrest. I believe it. I believe he was trying to get an arrest. Hang on.

[Big J Okerson]

We're out. If they're like, hey, wave that around. We'd be like, could I flick it?

[The Science]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wave it. He goes, yeah, reach in, pull it out. He goes, I can just probably lower my zipper and underwear and it'll kind of, like, poke out, probably.

[Big J Okerson]

We wouldn't be able to wave it.

[The Science]

Yeah, I could, like, move my body back and forth and, like, it'll, like, it'll. It'll bounce around a little bit, like.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, now put yours through the hole. Be like, it's in the hole.

[The Science]

Yeah. What? I am, dude. My fucking dick hair's through the hole. I'm pushing so hard.

[Big J Okerson]

This stall's made out of T111. I really can't.

[The Science]

Yeah, dude. Sorry. This is airport grade. This is airport bathroom grade, middle. This is lounge grade. Dude, this is thick oak. How uncomfortable must putting your dick through a hole be?

[Christine]

Yeah, that takes a lot.

[Big J Okerson]

Our glory hole would have to be like quarter inch sanded plywood.

[Christine]

I would never do that because I'm afraid, like, when. What if somebody's a crazy person? They chop your wiener off.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, don't be afraid of that.

[The Science]

What if they're not a crazy person? They just start sucking your dick in a bathroom. That's also weird.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

What if you have a team's like, I wouldn't do that. What if the person on the other side has a knife and cut your dick off? What if they suck your dick in that bathroom you're in? That's also shitty.

[Christine]

I'm saying if I wanted to, I would still that. That fear of having my dick cut off.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta trust in the universe.

[Christine]

I have no trust in the universe.

[The Science]

Put your dick in any hole you find in a bathroom stall. You have to fucking. You have to let go. Let God.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that's right.

[The Science]

I don't know if you know, Vinny Guadaginho has that tattooed on his Chest. Let go. Let God.

[Big J Okerson]

You should put a glory hole in your bathroom and then do it to yourself.

[The Science]

There you go.

[Big J Okerson]

What is that?

[The Science]

Now I'll say something. If I was gonna put my. Through a hole. Now, that's the kind of hole we're talking about. I need something for my dick and balls because I don't like the idea of just my dick hitting the side of hole too much.

[Big J Okerson]

You know why? This is good, too. The hole's big enough that it would push our little bush fat back.

[The Science]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It does push it back a little bit if it's high enough. Now, is this the guy? Is this George Michael? Is that George Michael's dick on the other side of that wall right there?

[Beef]

It's a recreation.

[The Science]

This is a recreation of the things that. Is that the police officer?

[Big J Okerson]

So these bathrooms. First of all, isn't this.

[The Science]

He didn't even take his phone out of the shot. That's how gay is. He's just doing this. This is just. They just filmed him doing whatever he does in a bathroom.

[Big J Okerson]

Isn't this entrapment? If you just have a hole in the bathroom, that's like setting him up, right?

[The Science]

Yeah, there's a hole in the bathroom.

[Big J Okerson]

That's. That's entrapment.

[The Science]

Oh, you know what? I do hope if we put this out, anybody sees it. I do hope that the amount of money. I hope the amount of money this guy's making for this scene lets him get that tattoo finished.

[Christine]

I never conceived of this.

[Big J Okerson]

He doesn't. He's doing it. He's doing this for. I love it. That the. This is a set because you see the walls moving. Yes.

[The Science]

By the way, this kid takes it in the ass. Great.

[Christine]

Describe what we're seeing for the.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I don't want to.

[The Science]

You do it.

[Big J Okerson]

Jason's.

[The Science]

Okay. Tell them. The science twink guy that's got a tattoo on his chest that says, focus on me, and an unfinished dragon going up his body. He is, as we speak, jerking himself off while bent over. He's got one guy coming through a hole in a bathroom that was in his butt. I think he's done now. He's switching. He's gonna put the other guy's dick in his butt. Wow. He really just gets it right in there. Easy.

[Christine]

This set's gonna fall apart.

[The Science]

The set is falling apart, but the thing is, he has to even it out. So he has to jump back over and suck the other guy's dick through the other side of the hole, which is coming. And it's coming Right about Christine.

[Big J Okerson]

Can you jump Christine Q Cup.

[The Science]

Really? I would say it's the best shot. If I was gay.

[Big J Okerson]

That's called the money shot right there.

[The Science]

Can you get to the. Where everybody blasts. Come on each other. Jacob, Hang on a second. We're get to our. Jacob, don't worry. Oh, Jacob. I'm not going to skip the blast and come.

[Big J Okerson]

This is the part that I don't

[The Science]

like because guys, that's where you stop.

[Big J Okerson]

This is what guys don't like to come. They just take it on the cheek like it's gross.

[The Science]

He likes. He loves it. Look at him.

[Beef]

Nobody wants come in their eye Bobby. Nobody.

[Big J Okerson]

Then you don't like. Come on.

[The Science]

There's some pornography where girls literally hold their eyeballs open so you can come in them, which is a weird thing.

[Beef]

Yeah, they probably love it.

[Big J Okerson]

This is where gay porn cuts it off for me because they just freeze.

[The Science]

Well, also, can you get the guy closer to cumming by helping him before you make him just have a full jack off session in front of your feet.

[Big J Okerson]

It ended and they didn't come.

[The Science]

It ended before the cum shot.

[Big J Okerson]

Boo.

[Beef]

Boo.

[The Science]

I don't know. Can we just come back and do the show tomorrow? That's fucking. I don't like that feeling at all, dude. That's. I got to finish myself off now. Great. Now I got to hit the bathroom and finish myself off. Jacob vamp,

[Big J Okerson]

use your knife and cut a hole in the wall.

[The Science]

Oh, I should. Dude, I should paste the holes with this knife.

[Big J Okerson]

Have you ever seen. I've never seen a glory hole like in like life.

[Beef]

You never been to the cock?

[Big J Okerson]

What is it?

[The Science]

What is it over there? Glory holes in the. Were there.

[Beef]

The cock was. Did the old cock on second and second. Now it moved up to where lit lounge was on fifth and second.

[Big J Okerson]

Did they redo. Do they have updated glory holes?

[The Science]

Probably.

[Beef]

I haven't been in there since they changed the cockpit.

[Big J Okerson]

AI.

[The Science]

Glory holes now with AI probably things. AI has no. No improvement in 3D printers. Better gay bar. He goes, yeah, well, AI.

[Beef]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So yeah, yeah, they have 3D printers now. They can just make glory holes like that like that now they don't have to saw it out, sand it down.

[The Science]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Repaint the wall.

[The Science]

3D. Print the whole wall.

[Christine]

You could like get a splinter in your penis if it's done.

[Big J Okerson]

If you do it wrong.

[Christine]

Yeah, you want a carpenter to know what he's doing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you don't want to see splinters.

[Christine]

No.

[The Science]

The cock only follows one person. Who is it?

[Big J Okerson]

Me.

[The Science]

Oh, it's the Cock barn. They follow.

[Beef]

Go check the cock.

[The Science]

Oh, the co. Check at the cock.

[Big J Okerson]

Is this a gay bar somewhere?

[The Science]

Yeah, it used to be right across the street from where me and Christine lived for a while.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Beef]

No, it's there now. It used to be down the street on Second Street.

[The Science]

I'm saying it used to be where we lived. It's still there. We don't live there.

[Big J Okerson]

There has to be a website where it says where there's glory holes in the city. I bet there's like a map with little hole icons.

[The Science]

Yes, you just forward that to Bobby. No, no, you can do a walking tour.

[Big J Okerson]

I can just forward it to Christine if you want. Like a ghost tour.

[The Science]

Let's take a walking tour of Cut. We should do that. Talk about a bonfire event. Everybody meet up here at Sirius one day and we'll take 20 fans on a walking tour of glory holes throughout the city. Oh, that's right. Everybody follow us. It's the science and the fluence. Take it to the streets, Christine. I'm too worried about the cock. We don't need a glory hole if there isn't a map of that Bobby trademark that app. Right now you make the app that finds glory holes around the city with willing mouths behind them.

[Big J Okerson]

What do we call it? What do we call the app? Just sneak it by Apple.

[The Science]

Walk. Cock of the walk.

[Big J Okerson]

Cock of the walk.

[The Science]

Cock of the walk. Damn. Why did I think of that so fast?

[Big J Okerson]

Because you're science.

[The Science]

I'm the science?

[Big J Okerson]

You're the science guy.

[The Science]

Yeah. I'm not gay. That's what you think. I'm the science.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, you're a little gay.

[The Science]

Well, the science is still out. The science is still out on that.

[Big J Okerson]

She found one, didn't you? You found one, didn't you?

[Beef]

Well, I found a Reddit thread.

[Big J Okerson]

There you go.

[The Science]

Just DM the details. That's what everybody says.

[Beef]

Yeah, it's all dm. But it also says in sex shops,

[The Science]

a glory hole is only as good as what comes through it. That's a man that's wise. That should be a fortune cookie.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that's like Marcus Aurelius.

[Beef]

Visit my private apartment. Glory hole.

[The Science]

Oh, that'd be great to have a glory hole in your own house.

[Big J Okerson]

How do you not. How do you see a. Go to a bathroom, there's a glory hole and not put your dick through it? No, not look through it. How do you not.

[The Science]

Oh, you gotta look through it for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And you have to laugh if a dick slams into your cheek. You have to chuckle a little Bit I like.

[The Science]

By the way, look at this. Someone whose name is food timely, they just write, I'm going tomorrow. Any place I can go for a quick suck. It's just like. I love, like, the candidness of it. I'm just gonna get a quick suck before work.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, there you go. Right there.

[Beef]

So this is near HK Near Hell's Kitchen. DM your cockpit and stats to set up a milking session.

[The Science]

Oh, look at this. He's getting milked on the other side. Look at it go.

[Big J Okerson]

It does look like cattle. Oh, what's this?

[The Science]

This guy's a cruised the bathroom on campus and found a basketball jock with a massive cobbler.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I say this? I don't like this technique.

[The Science]

No, this is not. This is not glory hole. This is blowing a guy under a stall.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that's that. You have to be stretched out. You have to have your knees, you know, really stretched to get down that low.

[The Science]

This is a guy wearing blackface behind a homemade sheet. Glory hole. These might just be Jews

[Big J Okerson]

now. There's a glory hole.

[The Science]

There's a glory hole.

[Big J Okerson]

They put dark. They put duct tape around the hole so there's no splinters.

[The Science]

No splinters. But you got to hope that tape is covered, because the tape starts nicking your dick hairs a little bit.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you do if a dick comes through that you're not really interested in? Can you tap twice? Is there a dick? Like, tap twice? I'm not into it. You gotta take your dick back.

[The Science]

You tell me.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just saying.

[The Science]

What do you do?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. Maybe you tap twice.

[The Science]

What do you do? I just say, put on your spider man mask and suck his. Like, this guy?

[Big J Okerson]

This guy. I do like Jacob.

[The Science]

Keep that in mind. You can wear a mask.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

How do you know if that's a woman or not? They're wearing a mask.

[Beef]

I don't know if that was real.

[The Science]

What is their beard the tell. Okay. Wake up, dude. It's 20, 26.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, boy. This guy's wearing a fucking hat over his eyes. Why does he not want to see it?

[The Science]

Wait a second. Something's wrong here. That's not. That guy's.

[Big J Okerson]

He's sucking.

[Beef]

The guy feels weird.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, he's looking at, like, ice cream.

[The Science]

That's an illusion.

[Christine]

No, that's a. I think that's a fade. Like, they're doing both shots.

[The Science]

Yeah, yeah. One guy's got. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a magic trick.

[Beef]

Yeah, the splits right here.

[Big J Okerson]

How great would that be if a magician did this as A trick.

[The Science]

Come on, glory hole. Watch my penis disappear on the other side. And when it comes back, it will be lighter.

[Beef]

Is that come or spit?

[Big J Okerson]

What is that? I don't know. You tell us.

[The Science]

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[Big J Okerson]

There's nowhere I wouldn't go to help

[The Science]

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[Big J Okerson]

Even if it means sitting front row

[The Science]

at a comedy show.

[Beef]

Hey, everyone. Check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?

[The Science]

Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual Together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league anyways.

[The Science]

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[Christine]

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[Beef]

I mean, it looks like come, but you don't see it happen.

[The Science]

Blue. What do you think? You're closer to it. Magic. What do you think over there?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, he's coming on the guy's ball.

[The Science]

Magic. What do you think about. This guy's a fat load on this guy's mouth. Why is he wearing blackface? For all of his blow jobs?

[Beef]

No, he's holding his little tongue out.

[The Science]

No, he's wearing blackface.

[Big J Okerson]

No, he's wearing a mask, dude.

[The Science]

Lou, is this okay? I'm talking to you over the beef. This can't be cool.

[Beef]

It's a black mask.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a mask, dude.

[The Science]

You be the first person. Lou, no one's arguing about blackface in the gay community behind glory holes. Make this your charge.

[Beef]

Watching blowjobs makes is enough to make you like. You're like, how the could I ever possibly do that?

[The Science]

I think you solved it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You solved your problem four years ago.

[The Science]

Yeah, you solved it. Don't ever do it ever again. I would if I didn't do something that long too. I probably go, how did I ever do that? That's awful.

[Beef]

Well, you supposed to do psycho dick for an hour.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

Never.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm pretty sure you and Don came up with the solution.

[The Science]

I think I found the.

[Beef]

Well, hold my hand back.

[Big J Okerson]

You found the website.

[The Science]

I found the website. Bobby's looking for.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, not me. For the show.

[The Science]

For the show.

[Big J Okerson]

Influential. The influencer is trying to add to the story of the show.

[The Science]

It's called Hole Hunter dot com.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a good name.

[The Science]

There's some good ones near us that are there. Yes. They're bumping as we speak.

[Big J Okerson]

Be funny if there's one in this in the serious on a certain floor.

[The Science]

Is there a way, is there a way legally we can set up like, I don't know, like a Kensington camera inside the glory holes around the city?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Well, you could actually put glasses on, Jacob. My display glasses.

[The Science]

Jacob, would you mind kneeling down behind a glory hole for a couple hours with his fucking meta glasses on, please. You're the smallest. You'll be the most comfortable in there.

[Big J Okerson]

And here's the thing.

[Beef]

Thing.

[Big J Okerson]

You can bring your bands in there and do a little workout if you

[The Science]

get bored, you could do workout with you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

You do a band workout while you're waiting for guys put their through the hole.

[Beef]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And when they put the coffee on

[Christine]

me to do we Want you to film it.

[Big J Okerson]

We just want you to film the

[The Science]

coming through the hole.

[Big J Okerson]

And when it comes through, all you have to do is this. And then they pull it back.

[The Science]

If you knock twice, Bobby says, from being immersed in the community that. He says that that makes a.

[Christine]

No.

[The Science]

That makes him pull it away.

[Big J Okerson]

Ready? Watch this one. Yes. No. Hell, yeah. Yeah.

[The Science]

I know that is confusing. That in between it goes negative and it gets. But I'll tell you what, you could also. What's even hellier. Yeah. Is no knocks at all. Just start chugging his coffee. Second it comes. Don't even look at it. First, have your mouth on the other side of the hole. So when it comes to the hole, it's immediately in your mouth.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. The guy in the other, when he hears this,

[The Science]

it's a lot like pills, dude. Don't look at him. You just gotta throw them back and fucking swallow them down, buddy.

[Big J Okerson]

All we have to do is this. Go in with the meta glasses, hang out for a little while, you get three to 17 cocks on video, and then you come back.

[Christine]

Call it a night.

[Big J Okerson]

Call it a night.

[Beef]

This site's hilarious.

[The Science]

This Indian. This Indian DVD place, where is this?

[Beef]

It's only 1283ft away. This site automatically gives you a radius from your location. Damn it.

[Big J Okerson]

I would have made millions.

[The Science]

Wait, hang on a second.

[Big J Okerson]

599.

[The Science]

Wait a second. There's a glory hole in the Marriott Times Square?

[Big J Okerson]

That's what it says.

[Beef]

It says you need to be careful because there's no door and it requires more attention paid to others when they're entering.

[The Science]

We have to check that one out.

[Big J Okerson]

That's here. Dude, who's going on?

[Beef]

Seventh floor.

[The Science]

Well, it's too late today, but tomorrow someone's got to go check out the marquee glory hole.

[Big J Okerson]

Who's gonna be. Is it gonna be magic the fam or.

[The Science]

Well, Beef does our man on the street stuff.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, Beef is the guy to go, yeah, that'd be funny if he came back with a video. Just him getting his dick sucked.

[The Science]

He just goes, guys, it's just chicks on the other side of that thing. It's nuts.

[Beef]

Look at this. Sheridan, Times Square. That's makeshift glory hole. By opening the toilet paper dispenser in the men's restroom.

[Big J Okerson]

They have.

[The Science]

That's fucking awesome.

[Big J Okerson]

They have CIA glory holes.

[The Science]

That's awesome.

[Beef]

Moynihan Train Hall, Cruisy men's restrooms on the second floor.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God. No, that's what we don't wanna.

[The Science]

Restroom is open door with a set of urinals and a long row of stalls. Good for discreet. Underst. Understall javits.

[Big J Okerson]

Center that. No, that's under stall.

[The Science]

This is all understall.

[Big J Okerson]

We want glory hole.

[The Science]

I want a hole I can shove my into and have a man suck it on the other side.

[Big J Okerson]

We need.

[The Science]

I don't know how more clear I need to be about this.

[Big J Okerson]

You're being as crystal clear as possible.

[The Science]

Am I not laying it out clear? I want a hole that I can comfortably put my penis through. Well, a man will suck it on the other side.

[Big J Okerson]

We have to send somebody to the Sheridan with the secret glory hole that you have to move the. The toilet paper dispenser.

[The Science]

That one. And I definitely want over the Marriott. The Marriott Times Square. That's crazy. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Who's going? Jacob.

[The Science]

It'll be Jacob tomorrow. Bloomingdale's upper restrooms.

[Beef]

Equinox.

[The Science]

Be discreet. Action at the lower level. Men's restroom urinals action.

[Big J Okerson]

Pear cafe.

[The Science]

Cruisy. Men's locker room. Steam and showers. Oh, that's. That's Lewis's thing. Everywhere he likes to go. Everywhere. Everywhere that Lewis likes to go. Equinoxes, showers, steam rooms.

[Big J Okerson]

Actually he took a shower at the Comedy Cellar studio and there was a glory hole in the shower next week. Explains it.

[The Science]

What's your. What's your cafe? What are you talking about?

[Beef]

This cafe, this pier cafe. That's where I used to walk down on the water where we used to live and they have the pier and the little cafe there. That's that.

[Big J Okerson]

Is there a glory hole?

[The Science]

There's a small restroom. There's a small restroom where you get a voyeurism and exhibition at the urinals. That's why Christine went to go pee for strangers. Be mindful of passerby family. That's you, Jacob. Fam and staff.

[Beef]

Yeah, it seemed like a very family oriented place.

[The Science]

The fam, dude. That's the fam.

[Beef]

But this isn't for. It's just to look at penises at the urinals.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that a thing? Is that a thing where you look at it? Is that like buying. You'll look at cars before you buy them and then you go meet them at the Marriott.

[The Science]

Yeah, we should go look at some ding dongs over.

[Beef]

How would you. I don't understand how you'd be like in a row of people peeing and like not look at other penises. Like are your eyes not like darting.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna say this instantly. It's hard. It's hard.

[The Science]

I don't Look, I don't want to be caught looking.

[Beef]

But, like, don't you want to look?

[The Science]

Not really, no.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[The Science]

If everybody,

[Big J Okerson]

like, using, like, New York.

[The Science]

Well, you're talking about. You're talking about a curiosity factor. Now, if it was just the open thing, it's like everybody in a bathroom usually just go. If. Since I was a kid, it was like everybody goes. Pulls their cocks out, takes a peek at each other's, and we all piss. I go, I'm fine with that, too, but that's not the case. So I know. I just Eyes down it always.

[Big J Okerson]

I just wish they would put, like, you know, they put the little thing in the urinal that you hit to, you know, a little game you play. I wish they put, like, some type of eyes in front of you that you could focus on the eyes.

[The Science]

Comedy clubs do that. They'll put, like, sometimes. It'll often be, like a poster of Ari Shafir coming next month or something like that.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't want that. Now I'm just thinking about his dick and balls because I've seen that too

[The Science]

much crunch near Union Square. Oh, no.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, they had to close the steam room at the Crunch because guys are just going on there sucking each other off. They closed it when I lived on 43rd between 10th and 11th. That gym I had with the basketball.

[The Science]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

They had this steam room in there, and they shut that down because people in the building were just going down there and sucking each other off.

[The Science]

Why don't you just go to their apartments now?

[Beef]

Not as fun.

[The Science]

You can't go to your apartment.

[Big J Okerson]

Your wife is in there.

[Beef]

Look at the New York sports. New York sports.

[The Science]

Chelsea. Oh, my God.

[Beef]

Action in the men's locker room. Sauna and shower.

[The Science]

Yeah, no doubt. Stop. Huh?

[Christine]

Well, he went to that gym.

[The Science]

No, until you had to get your hole stitched up.

[Beef]

Why would you go to a gym in Chelsea?

[Christine]

You know why down there?

[The Science]

Because he likes to get his ass wailed on through holes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that's why.

[The Science]

Why would you go there?

[Big J Okerson]

Remember he had those neck problems?

[The Science]

You don't hear about those anymore, do you?

[Big J Okerson]

Nope.

[The Science]

Very active cruise. Oh, the Rambles. That's. What was it George Takei would always say on Stern? Right? The Bram. People call it the Bramble boots.

[Big J Okerson]

What is it?

[Beef]

Oh, so it is a gay cruising spot.

[The Science]

That's what he said he would go there.

[Big J Okerson]

What is the Rambles?

[Beef]

A section of Central Brambles.

[Christine]

It's not the brambles. I always thought it was brambles.

[The Science]

Well, he would say the bramble. Who knows?

[Big J Okerson]

So what do you go to the park and you just jump in a bush with somebody?

[The Science]

Yeah, walk around. There's guys with their out, I guess,

[Big J Okerson]

but there's families everywhere.

[Beef]

Well, not the rambles.

[The Science]

Not the brambles where the people suck.

[Big J Okerson]

And do they have a stanchion?

[Beef]

Look, I google gay cruising section of Central park and it's like the ramble.

[The Science]

36 acres of butt, dude.

[Beef]

Heavily wooded area near 72nd Street.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, there's just so much cum on the ground. There's no birds, there's no bugs.

[The Science]

Yeah, no one knows why the tree trunks are all dying. He goes, I don't think it's impossible, but all these trees have hiv.

[Christine]

So much sucking.

[Beef]

This site's great.

[Big J Okerson]

All these trees.

[The Science]

Christine, you should go cruising.

[Big J Okerson]

All these maple trees turned into birch trees. How did that happen?

[The Science]

Christine, go see how many times. Go stand behind a bunch of these. We'll film it. And then when cocks come through the thing say go. I guess go, I'm a girl. And they see it, they go back out. Oh, I'm a girl.

[Beef]

Oh, here you go, Jacob. Astoria Park.

[The Science]

There you go.

[Big J Okerson]

Dude, is that near you, Jacob?

[Christine]

It's a 20 minute walk. But I could get there.

[Beef]

You could get there.

[The Science]

Wait.

[Christine]

Cruising Men's restroom between the track and tennis courts. Too busy for action in the afternoons. Instead cruise early mornings or evenings. The park is officially open from 6am to 10pm A door off the restroom might lead to showers, but they've been locked during COVID Oh God.

[The Science]

Oh, Jacob. How about this? You can skip the whole bullshit. In Harlem, there's a good looking 22 year old college cocksucker hosting a private glory hole in his apartment. He's orally gifted and open to a lot. So you just go to his house and stick your cock through his hole?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, just contact him at Kick or

[The Science]

Planet Fitness in North Bergen perhaps.

[Christine]

This park is right next door to the the Costco I go to. But who knew there was just a few feet away. There was so much sucking going on.

[Big J Okerson]

But now, Jacob, do you want a glory hole or do you want to crouch down on the floor under the stall or do you want to just go watch? You have many options.

[Christine]

I'm not doing any of that.

[The Science]

The Secaucus rest area, that's for you. That's for you. Beef and magic. If you guys want to check anything out. Secaucus, Jersey City's got 24 fitnesses bumping Macy's in Brooklyn. Oh, nice. In the basement level.

[Big J Okerson]

Ooh, what is. What is in the basement level? Is It a glory hole or is

[The Science]

it a third guys with their asses open.

[Big J Okerson]

I guess standalone Macy's.

[The Science]

Gay guys, I assume, want to so much that wherever you just go where they're at, there's just a guy you can always go. It's like, well, you guys want to drink? You could dance. They're just guys with their. Open in the other room.

[Big J Okerson]

I love i95 rest area. The Vince Lombardi state rest area. That's what he. That's what.

[The Science]

That's.

[Big J Okerson]

That's honoring him.

[The Science]

That was his dream.

[Big J Okerson]

Cruisy men's restroom.

[The Science]

Not me too. I do all my. I do all my gay sucking. And at the Jon Bon Jovi restaurant. Now featuring gasoline.

[Big J Okerson]

Shot through the fart.

[The Science]

Now featuring gasoline.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, man. Action in the men's or locker room. Okay, punched in the fart. What do you want to change the map area?

[Beef]

Specify location.

[The Science]

Yeah. Yes, please.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, type in your address, please, if you wouldn't mind. I. Yeah, just Lewis's new house.

[Beef]

Don't let me type it.

[The Science]

The only spot.

[Big J Okerson]

That's the only spot.

[The Science]

Oh, we can't specify location all of a sudden. Yeah, this guy sucks.

[Beef]

But when we get home, I can reload it from our location.

[Christine]

I mean, that's nuts. Just like regular stores.

[Big J Okerson]

Macy's, women cruise and. What is that?

[The Science]

It's something that doesn't happen ever. Really. This is the first damage, people. This is the first time this page has ever been opened. Hey, for women who want to suck random behind a hole in a. In a bathroom, you just go to the page.

[Big J Okerson]

It says coming.

[The Science]

Get it?

[Beef]

It's like, just be a hooker and make some cash. What are we doing?

[The Science]

If you're a girl once, you just get your face behind. I agree with Christine on that one. Get money for it. If you're gonna go suck off anyone who puts a through a hole, pay us get money.

[Big J Okerson]

What the is that?

[Beef]

Instead of just sucking through glory holes,

[Big J Okerson]

why don't guys charge at least a little? You know what I mean?

[The Science]

You.

[Beef]

You know how your dicks work.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, just put a little hat out or something.

[The Science]

No, no, but I get what he. What Bobby's asking is the sucker.

[Big J Okerson]

She can make like 10 bucks, 20 bucks.

[Beef]

No, they love it. It's for them too.

[Big J Okerson]

Look it. You guys don't love it.

[The Science]

She's not a gay guy.

[Beef]

No, I. It's. It's not as bad as I made it out when I was looking at the gay guys do it. It can be enjoyable, right?

[Big J Okerson]

They do. They do make it very scientific. They just Science.

[Beef]

I'm like, take it from the science.

[The Science]

The influence is right.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

They should. They should pass a hat, though, in a steam room.

[Beef]

That's for the sucker just as much as the sucky.

[The Science]

But these. No, there's definitely gay guys that are psyched to just suck off guys, without a doubt. I just. But I'm saying, just a woman that. The rarity. First of all, that is never, ever, ever going to be an attractive woman. Unless that attractive woman is, like. Is going, like, mentally against, like, I'm, you know, like some damage thing she's doing. Yeah, but no woman's gonna. Because you can go. You could be selective about who you want to just suck off. Any guy.

[Big J Okerson]

You could suck any guy off.

[The Science]

You could suck off a guy that you do find attractive and stuff. Like, you know, I mean, you're gonna say it's the kink of not knowing who it is. But, like, there's no attractive girl who wants to suck off a grotesque dick through all the.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine, can I ask you a question as a girl, as a woman, if you were in a bathroom and you. And there was a hole in the thing, whatever, and all of a sudden a nice, pretty came through it, would that freak you out, or would you be like, hey, I'll try this.

[Beef]

I'm just out of nowhere

[The Science]

with the bathroom.

[Beef]

I'm like, oh, my God, I can't resist.

[Big J Okerson]

I just have to go at it.

[The Science]

I was gonna say if it's like. If it's. I think it's almost different. If it's, like, in a fucking gross, dingy bathroom. If she's at a steakhouse. Yes, a nice steakhouse.

[Beef]

What's your favorite kind of Bloomingdale?

[The Science]

She's a Bloomies.

[Big J Okerson]

What about at Louis Vuitton?

[The Science]

Christie?

[Big J Okerson]

If a beautiful, uncircumcised European comes through.

[The Science]

I think in your fantasy situation here, Bobby, this could happen to many a girl. Many would just run away. But there's also just these things get done at all because it's worked at some point. So there's been a cock that's coming through a hole and a girl. Listen, those videos. I don't know how many of them are real or not, of a guy jerking off in his car and then a girl. But there's some where the girl looks very like a regular old chick who walks by, right? And she goes like, I'll help you with that. And then just, like, jack the guy off on his stomach, and then, like, leave. They kind of laugh about it together. Like, oh, that was something wild. I Just did.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Maybe it's a porn, but I'm just saying.

[The Science]

No, no, it's a guy filming himself jerking off in a fucking thing. There's plenty of these that are fake, girl. There's plenty also where it looks like a chick.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[The Science]

On her way to, like a target. Like a mom almost. And she goes, you want some help with that? Like, she's like, he's jerking off the neighbors looking to get caught. A lot of people catch them and chase them off.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You can't.

[The Science]

And then one girl, and then one lady goes like, what are you doing over there? She's like, horny and like, I'll help you with that and jack them off.

[Big J Okerson]

It can't be just guys like sucking dick. And if a tit came through. Sucked it. Girls. There has to be girls that. That if a came through a hole in a wall, she'd be like, I'm gonna. This is great. I'm gonna suck this thing.

[Beef]

They're borderline. They're schizophrenia.

[The Science]

Yeah, that part. The chick who does it like that is borderline.

[Beef]

They were raped by their own father. Like, they exist. I don't.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't.

[Beef]

They're out there.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't.

[The Science]

I think you real nice, Christine. You know, my father didn't love me enough to rape me. And you can't constantly bring that up.

[Big J Okerson]

You don't think there's a girl out there that just likes penis? That would. If a came through the. If a penis came through a wall with you, you'd immediately be offended and scream and run away.

[Beef]

How drunk and I. How drunk am I? When's the last time I was late?

[Big J Okerson]

Five years ago, Christine.

[The Science]

But there's also the question, though, of like I said before, it's like, if

[Big J Okerson]

that happens, science, the fact that you put your glasses on to have this part of the conversation. I really do have to read this.

[The Science]

After reading. We gotta read our plugs in a second. No, I'm saying I think if a girl had that happen, like, I think the immediate thing is, again, it's almost like a danger thing. So you'd probably freak out. But I don't think that doesn't make that girl just go like, oh, now I kind of want to fuck a random guy tonight.

[Big J Okerson]

What if a penis came through and it had a little, like a ribbon on it and it said, hey, had a little face on it. It was cute.

[The Science]

What if it's. What if. Here's the move. What if you put your wiener through a thing and it says, pull me. And then when they pull it, you fart, then everyone has a laugh.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, and then you suck it.

[The Science]

And then suck my dick, whoever you are. All right, I did what I do. I made you laugh. Now suck me.

[Big J Okerson]

Ah, shit.

[The Science]

Suck me off.

[Christine]

You went to that place, the cock and you. So you went in the Glory Hole bathroom.

[Beef]

No matter. I didn't go in the bathrooms. There were only men's bathrooms. My friend told me there were, like, it was the dirtiest bar I've ever been to. My gay friends wanted to go there so bad. There were guys, like, dancing in little tighty whities and they had, you know, you just like, they're putting in cash with, like, teeth. It was real grimy.

[Big J Okerson]

Someone has to go to the Sheridan and go to this secret spy glory hole. I'll tell you this, though, and videotape it for us.

[The Science]

I will say, though, when the day dance floor is covered in jizz, you could always moonwalk. You can moonwalk across the floor at any gay bar for sure, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't forget, you can break dance real. You don't need cardboard or anything.

[The Science]

Oh, my God, dude, I did a 15 minute head spin on one twist. That's how slick the floors are. Oh, what are you over here filming beef? Oh, my Lord. Bobby Kelly. That's right, the Fluence. He's gonna be at the verve in Somerville, New Jersey, March 19th in Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut, April 17th, 17th and 18th. After that, he's gonna be at Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey. Cleveland, Ohio, New Orleans. For tickets and all tour dates go to Punchup Live. Robert Kelly. Make sure you check out his YouTube channel, Robert Kelly Comedy. And every Tuesday night, you can catch him live in the flesh. 7:00pm, the fat black Pussycat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar.

[Big J Okerson]

And the Science is gonna be the Comedy zone in Jacksonville, March 13th through the 14th. After that, comedy on stage eight, slamming down some facts and science, laying down some science. The 19th through the 21st. And that after that, he's going to be in Phoenix, Tempe, St. Louis. For tickets and all the tour dates go to bigj comedy.com YouTube.com bigjokerson and science science. We'll see you tomorrow.

[The Science]

That's right, Fluence. On behalf of Beef, Magic Family and the Cackle, catch you guys tomorrow right here on the bonfire. Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet hamster nibbles in our yard for me? Because I was so moved by how carefully he buried my electrical wires, I knew I could trust him. To bury my sweet Nibbles after his untimely end.

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Huh?

[The Science]

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