Date A Porn Star w/Addis Fouche & Ralph Sutton

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: "Date A Porn Star w/ Addis Fouche & Ralph Sutton"
Date: March 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and unfiltered episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly are joined by adult film star Addis Fouche and longtime friend, heavy metal enthusiast, and podcast host Ralph Sutton. With their signature blunt humor, the crew dives deep into the realities—and misconceptions—of dating porn stars, prepping for their upcoming live show, How to Date a Porn Star, at the Rosewood Theater. The conversation is bold and hilarious, weaving together stories from inside and outside the adult industry, relationship advice, and playful ribbing that keeps the laughs coming.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Stage: Guest Intros and Live Show Promo

• Ralph Sutton is introduced as Jay’s "old work husband" and self-described failure in dating porn stars, while Addis Fouche—embracing the title “starlet”—brings real-deal industry insight.
• The live event, How to Date a Porn Star, features sex therapists, performers (Natalia Starr), and advice ranging from relationships to self-confidence.

  [06:24] Addis Fouche: "I needed to have somebody who's failed so many times at dating a porn star. So he's our example of what not to do."

2. What's It Really Like Dating a Porn Star?

• Addis clarifies the difference between transactional dates and real relationships.

  [07:01] Big J: "Does the answer how to date a porn star just pay, pay for it?"
  Addis: "Yeah, yeah, actually... but yeah, actually like state a relationship with a porn star. That's what this is going to be about."

• Many relationships struggle with jealousy, double standards, and the performer’s growing status.

  [09:31] Addis: "Guys... think that they want to date a whore because it's like such an ego boost. But then when you're actually dating a whore and you have to...reconcile with the fact that like other men find her lifestyle [attractive], that's where like the jealousy kicks in."

• Addis candidly shares her own dating history in the industry and plans for the future, including opening her own studio and marketing agency.

3. Dealing with Public Attention & Fan Encounters

• The hosts compare being recognized as a comedian to being recognized as a porn star.

  [13:15] Robert Kelly: "Yeah, but you have to be okay with that. That's one of the things. Dating a porn girl. You have to be okay with the fact that a bunch of dudes are gonna walk up while you're having dinner. 'Hey, I'm a big fan of your work.'"

• Addis owns it:

  [13:35] Addis: "At the end of the day, you're taking her home. So who's really won?"

• Addis has, on occasion, hooked up with cute fans encountered in public ([14:05]).

4. Emotional & Psychological Realities

• The challenge isn't the work, it's the personal fallout—jealousy and insecurity. Jay confesses he could only handle it if his partner was retired from porn.
• Addis explains there are "two camps" of men: those who get overwhelmed with insecurity, and those who acclimate and focus on the person behind the performer.
• The conversation turns candid about boundaries, relationship maintenance, and sexual preferences (including a frank "no list" of disliked acts—biting nipples, tongues in ears—[19:16]).

5. Breaking Taboos and Busting Myths

• Unflinching talk on fetishes, fan interactions, and expectations both in and outside the adult industry.

  [21:48] Big J: "No nipple biting. Ear licks or shitting on my chest."

• The group discusses the importance of open communication and respecting boundaries—contrary to assumptions about porn actors being "up for anything."

  [27:33] Addis: "People don't understand that, like, you know, porn stars, we're still like, people. Like, I was a person before."

6. Relationships, Preferences, and Unlikely Suitors

• Addis shares stories about dating photographers, comedians, and fans—including a boyfriend who’s now openly gay ([31:59]).
• When asked if she’s dated a “fat dude”:

  [32:03] Addis: "No, but I have an ex-boyfriend who’s gay now."

• She’s unequivocal about not caring for colleagues outside of the scene:

  [29:34] Addis: "There are a lot of people in the industry. I don't care if you live or die. I'm so serious. But, like, are you good to work with? Yes."

7. The Gross-Out Olympics and Personal Limits

• The panel joyfully competes to gross each other out with stories of extreme client requests (“scat” included), dietary tips for...specific scenes, and audience reactions.

  [35:45] Big J: "He took it to go." [36:30] Addis: "You want it to have more of a frozen yogurt kind of consistency."

• Addis, ever the pro, is “unbeatable” in these shock contests.

8. Playful Roasting and Comic Rivalry

• Bobby’s “glory days” as a young, desired comic are lovingly teased with old photos and anecdotes.

  [41:05] Addis: "Whoa. Who's that? Is that you?" [41:07] Robert: "Yes, that's me as a lifeguard."

• The hosts debate the “hotness” of various comedians and swap stories about past flirtations and relationships.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On porn industry relationships:

  [09:31] Addis Fouche: "Guys, I think that they want to date a whore because it's such an ego boost. But...when you're actually dating a whore...that's where the jealousy kicks in."

• On public attention:

  [13:15] Robert Kelly: "You have to be okay with that [her being recognized]."

• On sexual boundaries:

  [19:16] Addis Fouche: "I don't like it when people bite my nipples...I don't like when people put their tongue in my ear...but I'm okay if you put your finger in my butt."

• On fan encounters:

  [13:03] Bobby Kelly: "Guys would come up at the dinner table and say, oh, I love your work...I masturbate to you while I'm sitting having dinner with them."

• On personal quirks:

  [27:55] Addis Fouche: "[CPAP machine?] That's very X-Men to me."

• On outrageous requests:

  [34:41] Addis Fouche: "He wanted me to shit on the floor so he could scoop it up in the newspaper and sniff it while he jerked off."

• On professional boundaries:

  [29:34] Addis Fouche: "There are a lot of people in the industry. I don't care if you live or die. I'm so serious. But, like, are you good to work with? Yes."

• On winning the gross-out contest:

  [36:34] Addis Fouche: "I am."

• On inclusive relationship advice:

  [38:21] Addis Fouche: "This is for the guys, the girls, the gays, and the couples. Everybody."

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Important Timestamps

• [02:13] – Addis embraces being called a "starlet"
• [03:01] – Addis introduces herself; the group references a previous memorable, chaotic episode with trans performers
• [06:20] – Addis explains the live show ("How to Date a Porn Star") and Ralph Sutton's role
• [09:31] – Addis on jealousy and industry dating challenges
• [13:03] – Bobby on the awkwardness of being approached by porn fans in public
• [14:05] – Addis admits to hooking up with a cute fan
• [19:16] – Addis discusses her "no list" in sex
• [27:33] – Addis highlights humanity: "we're still people"
• [31:59] – Addis on dating a now-gay ex-boyfriend
• [34:41] – Addis on the wildest customer requests involving scat
• [38:21] – Addis on show being inclusive for all audiences

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Conclusion & Episode Tone

The episode balances outrageous comedy with candid, insightful conversation about stigma, dating, and life in the adult industry. Addis Fouche’s wit and candor push the hosts out of their comfort zones, while Ralph Sutton’s legendary “failures” at dating porn stars become a running gag. Fans leave with a deeper understanding of the realities behind dating in adult entertainment—and more than a few gut-busting stories.

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[Event Plug]
How to Date a Porn Star
Rosewood Theater, NYC | Thursday, March 5
Tickets: standupnewyork.com

For more from Big Jay & Bobby:

• BigJComedy.com
• PunchUp.Live/RobertKelly
• Weekly on SiriusXM Faction Talk, Channel 103

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“At the end of the day, you're taking her home. So who's really won?”
– Addis Fouche [13:35]

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Transcript

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[Big J. Okerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my headphones.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, wait, man, I was trying to hype this room up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yo.

[Big J. Okerson]

No one gave a.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a little too. It's too much.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's not too much.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a little too much.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's not too much.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a little too much.

[Big J. Okerson]

You get freaked out when Ralph comes in and towers over you.

[Robert Kelly]

Me and Ralph are at an age where this is a little too much. We're a little too much.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've been at that age for quite some time.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

We're. Ralph's a heavy metal guy and he does also feel like it's a lot of crazy noise.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

My.

[Bobby Kelly]

My metal was very different. You go back to my childhood, so it wasn't, you know, Judas Priest now seems like light music compared to what's out now.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, I mean, it's a little performance.

[Bobby Kelly]

Twisted Sister was heavy metal, so Judas

[Robert Kelly]

Priest actually is gay music.

[Big J. Okerson]

If you listen to. I don't know if you know that, but turned out he was gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know that Twisted Sister just announced that Sebastian Bach's gonna sing for them on this next leg of their tour. What yeah happened today?

[Big J. Okerson]

What? Yeah. Twisted Sister with Sebastian Bach.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Because these bowed out of it.

[Big J. Okerson]

You think he holds a grudge with me?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, a hundred percent he holds a grudge with me. We've never spoken again since then.

[Big J. Okerson]

You think he's pissing me so. What a doof. Yeah, he sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hey, if you see him, let him know he sucks.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll make sure.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hey, let him know Jay said he sucks. You could apologize for yourself.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you can tell him I like him.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell him you like him.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bobby does not like him either.

[Robert Kelly]

I met him.

[Big J. Okerson]

It is the bonfire faction talk. SiriusXM103. Big J Okerson, the great Robert Kelly. We have two very fun guests in here. My old work husband, Ralph Sutton, an adult film star. Starlet. Or they stopped saying that in the 70s. Starlet.

[Addis Fouche]

I like Starlet.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

They actually murdered one of them back then. They called her Starlet. They changed it after that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Addis Fouche]

That's why. Okay, well, I've resurrected the word starlet.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bring it back.

[Robert Kelly]

We're gonna have to murder you, though.

[Addis Fouche]

I'd love to see you try.

[Robert Kelly]

I would like to.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is strange.

[Addis Fouche]

I know.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is very strange. Hitting. Is this how you date a porn star, Ralph?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. This is rule number one.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's called nagging.

[Robert Kelly]

It's good to see you.

[Big J. Okerson]

I will kill you. You look lovely. I'll kill you.

[Addis Fouche]

Happens all the time. Hi, everyone. My name is Addis Fouche joining the

[Robert Kelly]

show again, but this time with less penises in the room.

[Addis Fouche]

That's true.

[Robert Kelly]

And smaller. Smaller penises.

[Addis Fouche]

Right, right, right.

[Big J. Okerson]

We talked about. I think when we did straight afterwards, Addis came on with three transgender porn stars.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Me, Isabella, two others. I don't recall the name right now, but me Isabella, particularly, was on one. And I don't even mean she was, like, on one. Like, shitty with anybody. She was just having her own conversation.

[Addis Fouche]

Having a good old time. Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Over the show. And, like, we'd be talking to Addis or whatever. He has to tell him about the show. And then she would just start talking to the other girl, just into the microphone, like, can you believe I'm hungry? We should go. Whatever after this. Like, hey.

[Robert Kelly]

It was the only time I ever saw Jay go, hey, we can't do this. We can't be taught. Jay put his foot down, which he very rarely puts his foot down.

[Big J. Okerson]

Never do that. I'm so noncomputational.

[Addis Fouche]

And on top of that, Mia's dick is 10 inches long and, like, real thick.

[Big J. Okerson]

I know, I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Didn't we once have a conversation, like, while the other two porn stars were talking to each other? We were just giving each other the answers, buddy.

[Big J. Okerson]

I just talked about that because one of the things. So we read it earlier on the show. We read the list you sent Lainey of porn stars that you've either went

[Bobby Kelly]

on dinner dates with or dated.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Who she Had a lot of everyone.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

All of them but Victoria Zadroc. And that's one of the people you went. Did you hook up with her?

[Bobby Kelly]

I made out with her at a penthouse party.

[Big J. Okerson]

Right. And then she came on. She came on SDR show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, it was her. That's what I was.

[Big J. Okerson]

And she was bringing her there to convince. This is what of my. This is one of my. I think I have to stop doing the SDR show episodes. Because she was like, I'm trying to get my daughter into pornography. And I was like, I'm trying to make sure my daughter gets not in pornography. So this is awkward. And. And then they were. Yeah, just different tiers of doofy and dumb. That we were playing a game. Who knows who better me and Ralph or mother daughter. And they were so blank eyed, just like staring at the ceilings that we were able to go. All right, for the next question, Ralph. I gave my answer was D. And Ralph would go, is the answer D? And then the girls would go O. How do you know? Now you know. You see the thing?

[Robert Kelly]

That's how they talk.

[Big J. Okerson]

They talk like hou. That's a baby face guy. So. So you guys are doing a live show, staying at New York, new location.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And what's the show? How to date a porn stars. This is Ralph fucking dick bragging for two and a half hours. Not at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was brought in late on this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sorry, I was letting out.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's explained it all. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

I even know what it was.

[Addis Fouche]

I needed to have somebody who's failed so many times at dating a porn star. So he's our example of what not to do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Addis Fouche]

So we have a bunch of people on this show on like our show. So there's a sex therapist. We also have Natalia star og big performer.

[Big J. Okerson]

We know Natalia.

[Addis Fouche]

Y. So we have a lot of wide variety of people. And then also Ralph's the failure. So that I think will be really fun.

[Robert Kelly]

You have Dante to Dante Nero.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Bitches up, hose down, strangle a bit.

[Addis Fouche]

Corinne. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

In case Corinne needs to get smacked. You bring Dante.

[Addis Fouche]

Exactly.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll hit a bitch.

[Addis Fouche]

Exactly. It's gonna be so much fun, guys. So, Ralph, so I wanna know what not to do when dating a porn star. What is not what to do?

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever I'm doing.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay. Amazing. Okay, perfect.

[Robert Kelly]

When you fart, not have it smell like salmon and vegetables.

[Big J. Okerson]

But is the discussion about how to long term date a porn star or go date with a porn star? Because I really. Ralph's answer only he's going to be like this. It's going to be a very short speech call Laney,

[Addis Fouche]

you know what? It's more about how to like sustain a relationship with a porn star. Cuz I don't just like be like hey, I'll take you on a date for five grand. That I don't give a about. But it's like how do you actually like date a por? Why, why did you watch?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, because that's not dating a porn star. That's. That's paying for something.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

One's prostitution.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Does the answer how to date a porn star just pay, pay for it?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, yeah, actually. But yeah, actually like state a relationship with a por. That's what this is going to be about.

[Big J. Okerson]

So Corey Holem's been right the whole time.

[Robert Kelly]

So you can date a porn star if you call her up and say, hey, I got five grand.

[Addis Fouche]

I mean if you're, if you're not like an asshole. Like I fired people before.

[Robert Kelly]

So for five grand you have to be nice too.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. Or at the very least not horrible.

[Big J. Okerson]

What I was picking 20 grand of what the idea is to be like to. I thought the more was like what's the psychology of dating a porn star in the business?

[Addis Fouche]

Well, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And you're not in the business. And something like that is correct.

[Addis Fouche]

That is exactly what we're talking about.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm saying, but not like, but like a transactional thing. I'm saying more like two people meet, they like each other.

[Addis Fouche]

Like what are the nuances of dating somebody who has sex for work?

[Big J. Okerson]

See, I was thinking and Jacob kind of asked this earlier at my thing, I go, I think I could definitely be fine with and move with someone who's not doing it anymore. But did it more than the active part of it I think I'd have a problem with eventually.

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't every girl kind of a porn star?

[Addis Fouche]

No, actually, because I suck dick way better than the average girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Prove it. I have $10,000.

[Big J. Okerson]

You doubled them up? I am currently sitting on $10,000.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to blow me on the sawmill on the back of my house.

[Addis Fouche]

Easy, easy.

[Big J. Okerson]

And you have to jump out of the car while it's moving before you get back to dawn because she's from Boston and she don't around like that.

[Addis Fouche]

Honestly, that'd probably be one of the most fun spots I've ever had sex.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

There was one time I did actually have sex in the back of a yellow cab going over the Manhattan Bridge. That was really fun.

[Robert Kelly]

That, that's really good.

[Big J. Okerson]

Was it With Ralph?

[Addis Fouche]

I wish.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, you like Ralph?

[Addis Fouche]

No, I just want to see someone try to come and then not come.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, well, many times.

[Bobby Kelly]

Welcome to the party.

[Big J. Okerson]

I just want to see Ralph try to get his pants off in the back of a cab. He's 6 foot 7 to put his

[Robert Kelly]

foot through the hole.

[Big J. Okerson]

Angry.

[Robert Kelly]

See punch marks in the roof.

[Big J. Okerson]

So it's going to be a Q and A with the.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, Q and a. A discussion will open up the floor to audience questions afterwards. But I'm going to kind of moderate and curate conversation.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you single?

[Addis Fouche]

You know, I always have something sweet in the mix.

[Robert Kelly]

So now have you ever had a boyfriend? A long term boyfriend?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, I actually had a boyfriend for two years when I very first started in the industry.

[Robert Kelly]

Was he in the business?

[Addis Fouche]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

What did he do?

[Addis Fouche]

He's a photographer and director.

[Robert Kelly]

So he knew what you were getting into?

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

And he was cool with it at first. Did he help you? So you took seven? Right?

[Addis Fouche]

Until I started making more money and was more popular than him.

[Robert Kelly]

Really? So you got jealous?

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, he got so jealous. And I shot my first browser scene actually was my Brazil debut. He goes, oh, by the way, congratulations. Did I tell you that I got coffee with my ex like three weeks ago? And I was like, no, you didn't. What the fudge is wrong with you? So things like that where like guys, I think that they want to date a whore because it's like such an ego boost. But then when you're actually dating a whore and you have to like reconcile with the fact that like other men find her lifestyle, that's where like the jealousy kicks in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big J. Okerson]

So of course. But I don't think the jealousy would kick in in a sense because like it's saying like it's gonna make a guy also feel like, so wait, if I was doing better, you wouldn't fuck other people for money?

[Addis Fouche]

Well, I don't know. I mean it would take a lot for a man to take me out the game. I don't think it is even possible.

[Big J. Okerson]

How old are you now?

[Addis Fouche]

I'm 30.

[Big J. Okerson]

Do you have an out date?

[Addis Fouche]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

You would do it. But do you want to jump in at some point? Do you have like a plan? Like jump to producing at some point?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, you know, I want to open my own, my own studio. I'd also really like to open a marketing agency that caters towards brands that are considered high risk. So like porn, you know, weed, stuff like that. So I, I hope you stay in

[Big J. Okerson]

the game until your 70s and become an older black lady in the business.

[Addis Fouche]

Me too. I'm the Angela Basset of the industry

[Big J. Okerson]

here. Go.

[Robert Kelly]

I do too. I hope Lanny passes her cane on to you.

[Big J. Okerson]

The cane. Addis. You must wield this.

[Robert Kelly]

All her powers in that. All her phone numbers are in it.

[Addis Fouche]

Exactly.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine, are you laughing? Are you hurting Christ? Like ice to her face. What happened, Cuz Jay hit her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that what happened?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's getting out of line and

[Big J. Okerson]

he knocked her tooth out this time. Think she learned. Yeah, I. Yeah. Dry the dishes for you. Put them away, idiot. So. So she had dental surgery.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh.

[Big J. Okerson]

Because I hit her.

[Robert Kelly]

So tonight, if you go to the show as it be Thursday night. Thursday night at the Stand Up New York.

[Big J. Okerson]

Correct.

[Addis Fouche]

At the Rosewood Theater.

[Robert Kelly]

Rosewood Theater, Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

So it's a collaboration we're doing with Stand Up New York.

[Big J. Okerson]

Got you.

[Robert Kelly]

So you're doing Rosewood Theater. And if I come, is it going to be single guys? All single guys? Is that what you're looking for? Or couples? What do you to show up?

[Addis Fouche]

Honestly, I'm looking for a mixture of couples that are interested in making new friends and single people as well. Because there's a lot of, like, sex workers who are lesbians and they date women. But, like, they only have sex for men when they're working. So that's a whole other nuance there too.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Addis Fouche]

So queer people, couples, ugly straight men. Everyone's welcome.

[Big J. Okerson]

Also you. This is like. It's gonna be mostly ugly straight man. I mean, right at me when she said that.

[Robert Kelly]

This is like she looked around the room.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's like the third or fourth one you've done with a different theme, right?

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, I've done maybe at this point, like, maybe what, eight? Like, we kind of a lot. Yeah. We had one all about the BDSM and K community. Made one all about orgasms. We've done a bunch of different ones.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nice.

[Robert Kelly]

So I like Brazer. Brazer's a great one.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, have you seen my browser scenes?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm going to when I get home in my sauna by myself in my garage.

[Addis Fouche]

My first browser scene was I fucked on a pile of money. It's called making money Makes me horny or something like that.

[Big J. Okerson]

I gotta be more freewheeling with the way I speak to women, maybe. Because probably what you just did made me so uncomfortable. And she was like, yeah, whatever. You essentially were like, hey, it's been great to meet you, actually, I'm gonna masturbate to you later on. And you were like, that's great. And. And you just moved on. I would have been like. I looked at you like, I was like, you don't just say it to somebody.

[Robert Kelly]

I respect her art. I respect her art.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes. You know, actually a lot of things

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna pound so hard to you later, and then I think I'm gonna go to a diner.

[Addis Fouche]

That sounds like a really nice date. Actually, no, but a lot of my exes have actually had people. Other people send them my porn and they're like, yo, look at your ex, she's so hot. You fumbled like. It's happened to many of my ex.

[Bobby Kelly]

On the few dates that I've done with the porn industry, women, guys would come up at the dinner table and say, oh, I love your work. Which I just think is like, hey, I masturbate to you while I'm sitting having dinner with them. That was a pretty common.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but you have to be okay with that. That's one of the things. Dating a porn girl. You have to be okay with the fact that a bunch of dudes are gonna walk up while you're having dinner. Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. Almost like they come up to Jay and they go, hey, Jay, love your stand up.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes, exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then I gotta fucking pull my cock out, whatever my face is.

[Addis Fouche]

But that's the thing. It's like, look at that. Like, all these guys, like, are like unashamed going up to you guys and being like, oh, my God, I love your work, but at the end of the day, you're taking her home. So who's really one.

[Robert Kelly]

But let me ask you a question. They're kind of taking you home too.

[Big J. Okerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

In a weird way?

[Addis Fouche]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, so have you.

[Addis Fouche]

Not that.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you ever been on a date with a dude and another dude comes up and goes, I love your work and been like, oh, that guy's cute.

[Addis Fouche]

Like, yeah, no, I have cute fans. Don't get me wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

Actually, have you ever hooked up with a cute fan just because they're cute?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

Do you think with everything you have to, like, do stuff to get over it? Kind of with everything you have to, like, do it to get over it?

[Addis Fouche]

What do you mean?

[Big J. Okerson]

Like, so with dating a porn star, it's almost like the first few times that you have sex with your boyfriend after you've done a gang bang scene or whatever, like, days after that that you have, like, that they're like. And you're kind of like, oh, the world's still normal.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Like, our personal life's still normal.

[Robert Kelly]

I just. I'm sorry for Laughing. I'm laughing hysterically because I'm seeing you talk to this smoking hot porn star. And I'm just looking over at your chick who's just got a whole. She's just got a fucking bag of ice to her face.

[Addis Fouche]

I tried to get through it.

[Robert Kelly]

I really did. I was like, I can't.

[Addis Fouche]

I gotta put some ice on this fucking thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Poor Christina's just sitting there. My face hurts.

[Addis Fouche]

I really didn't even notice at first. Oh, my God. I didn't know. Notice at all. Wow, you look great.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Christine. Yes, you look great.

[Addis Fouche]

No, no, I didn't notice at all. No, but you're right, Jay. It's like, honestly, I feel like there's two camps, right? There's the guys who are like, no, no, I can totally handle this. And then it, like, settles in. And then later they start to get in their head. And then there's other guys who, like, at first they're all nervous and they, like, actually get to know you in the work and they're like, oh, piece of cake.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And there's probably. People are coming too amped up about it, which they probably have. Bad idea. Like, it's like, do you also. You don't want a guy where it's his kink that you do. Exactly.

[Addis Fouche]

You can always tell, like the kind of guys who always just wanted to be around a porn star. Like, one of my guy friend. Well, he's not my guy friend anymore. We ended up fucking after this party. And he said the weirdest thing. He was like, I've only seen this ass on the Internet. And I was like, ew. Oh, God. You've just ensured I'm never going to fuck you again.

[Big J. Okerson]

By the way, if Ralph has sexy, he's going to say during it, I'm going to masturbate you later. We're fucking terrible.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like that you assume that you're going to have sex twice in one night.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, that's like very wishful thinking that two people are going to want to do that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, he's a runner now.

[Jacob]

Is this to teach guys to. To be able to date long term

[Addis Fouche]

so they don't get sitting there?

[Big J. Okerson]

Jeez.

[Jacob]

I mean, that's horrible.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, guys, we'll. We'll see you tomorrow. Wednesday. We should just end the show, right?

[Addis Fouche]

I mean.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Jacob]

That's not my show.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God, that is awesome.

[Jacob]

I came in after, you probably didn't see me.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, I definitely did not.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I know.

[Big J. Okerson]

That is wonderful.

[Robert Kelly]

Take your time, Jay. Take whatever time you need, buddy. Take whatever time you need.

[Big J. Okerson]

Just take it. She did it. She didn't go. She thought Jacob was a Roomba.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob has the charisma of a chair.

[Addis Fouche]

You hear me? So she linked in. Jacob? Hello, Jacob.

[Big J. Okerson]

She thought you were a jacket on a chair.

[Jacob]

I thought I grew out of that hurt, but I haven't. It hurts like it's in high school.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's why you have to take Ralph's comprehensive program.

[Jacob]

Trying to engage. But now I don't care.

[Addis Fouche]

No, no, no, no. Please wait. Ask me again.

[Jacob]

No, I can't. There's a hole I want to crawl into.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

Apparently, you're already in it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob, come out of your hole and ask your question. Bloom for us, please.

[Jacob]

Now, the question was, it seems like the guys that you. You were dating are okay at the beginning.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

So you're trying to teach guys how not to lose it.

[Addis Fouche]

You know, and I think, not be jealous. Right, Jacob? Because I think a lot of guys, like, they think with their dicks, right? They're like, I don't know. I can totally handle this. Like, even if they, in the back of their mind, know that they to. It's the fact that, like, this girl's really hot and she's also a porn star that they convince themselves they can.

[Robert Kelly]

But because we think. Can I say something on the. On the side of those guys?

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, oh, sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Just. Just to give you. I want to give you a different perspective.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

I. You know, because I feel like.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Because she looks at me, I freak out when. Because he's still afraid of black people.

[Addis Fouche]

I know, right?

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't even know she was.

[Addis Fouche]

I'm going to start a rumor that you think all lives matter.

[Robert Kelly]

Actually, I do. You have to start.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's got blue Lives matter on his chest.

[Robert Kelly]

That's actually on my Instagram. Pa.

[Big J. Okerson]

I will tell you. Bobby won't tell you. Bobby's recently saved two ethnic people from certain doom.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's when we. I got my favorite black.

[Big J. Okerson]

A black child from drowning in Costa Rica.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

In the ocean.

[Addis Fouche]

Wait, this person was a child?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, that makes it even cooler.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And she was a woman.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God. I'm definitely gonna suck you.

[Bobby Kelly]

And that's when he texted me.

[Robert Kelly]

I say five black ships. I say five black child.

[Addis Fouche]

Five blow drops for you.

[Robert Kelly]

Blow me? And what about my finger in the butt? I saved the baby.

[Addis Fouche]

Amazing. Amazing.

[Robert Kelly]

And what I'm saying.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank God your fingers are already brown.

[Addis Fouche]

I know. Exactly. Let's hear it.

[Robert Kelly]

What I'm Saying is that. That you. You sex to you. You've done a lot of stuff you do, you know, so sex to me, like when I have sex with a girl I like making out, I like to, you know, do is there. It might be intimidating to be with you because, you know, you've done so much stuff you want to do. So how do I know what. What not to do to you? Do I do too much or.

[Addis Fouche]

I'll tell you that because that's the thing. Like, when we shoot our scenes, everybody has, like a no list. And so you go over people's no lists. Like, what's. Like, things you don't like to do.

[Robert Kelly]

What's your no list?

[Addis Fouche]

I mean, I know this is very short, coincidentally, but I don't like it when people bite my nipples because they're really sensitive and they're also pierced. And so, like, it's just very, like, it's over sensitive. I don't like that. I don't like when people put their tongue in my ear. Feels like a wet willy. And it's weird, right?

[Robert Kelly]

I hate that too.

[Addis Fouche]

Right. So just stuff like that. But, like, I'm okay if you put your finger in my butt. Are you okay with, like, rough face? Whatever happens.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was looking at it. It goes. This is gonna be very. Don't put your tongue in my ear. Double anal.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'd have wrote it down if it was on the list.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

Right, right, right, right. Just check the post. It's right here. It's a short list.

[Robert Kelly]

I actually like tongues in my ear. I just don't like the aftermath when stuff comes out on your tongue and you go.

[Addis Fouche]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

That bothers me.

[Big J. Okerson]

You do love getting your ass blasted too, though.

[Robert Kelly]

Not blasted.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's open to the idea, though.

[Addis Fouche]

Not blasted. Just a calm entering and exiting.

[Big J. Okerson]

If it's a woman with a penis, he'll do it.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no. I don't like stuff in my butt. Too much fat.

[Big J. Okerson]

Because he really wants to.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't want to.

[Addis Fouche]

I don't believe you.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't tell.

[Big J. Okerson]

This was earlier. He told me he wants to gape for his wife.

[Addis Fouche]

I can actually gape. Oh, my God. I can gape.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna throw up here. I don't like gaping. You know that.

[Addis Fouche]

Are you sure?

[Robert Kelly]

That's when you open your vagina up and it looks like an asshole.

[Addis Fouche]

That's when you. They pull out the dick and then

[Robert Kelly]

your asshole kind of goes, yeah, the prolapse.

[Addis Fouche]

Right now you're just introducing different stuff. I'm sorry, is gaping.

[Big J. Okerson]

I told my friend Ada she would come in here and not talk to fucking idiots, Bob. And you are making us look stupid as shit right now.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen to me. I don't know what gaping is. When you. What is.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay, that's when you're getting in the butt, right? And then you pull the dick out, and then there's like, extra space because, you know, like, now the can stretch and goes.

[Robert Kelly]

So you can see inside the.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. When it goes inside out, I do

[Robert Kelly]

not want to see inside of an.

[Addis Fouche]

Are you sure about that?

[Big J. Okerson]

Because mine is pretty nice. It's just a dark hole.

[Robert Kelly]

No, but it's.

[Big J. Okerson]

There you go, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I don't want to see that.

[Addis Fouche]

That's gaping.

[Robert Kelly]

That looks like something from space.

[Big J. Okerson]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

And I don't like it.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, but here's the thing. If you put your hand in there, weirdly, like, two of your fingers will come out of your ears.

[Thumbtack Announcer]

Right?

[Addis Fouche]

Exactly, exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's like Stargate.

[Addis Fouche]

I know. There's something inside.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that what Otto and George did?

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Addis Fouche]

That is gaping. That's a great gap.

[Robert Kelly]

That's the worst thing.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's what they call in the biz, breaking on through to the other side.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. I don't want to see a dark hole.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Unless I did magic.

[Big J. Okerson]

Now your racism comes out again.

[Robert Kelly]

If a watch came out of there, like, look, it's a happy birthday to you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wait.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh. But to answer your question, back to the topic. Yes, yes. Like, I. I mean, here's the thing, like, trying so many things, like, eventually, like, loses this novel team. And eventually it's like, do I want to, you know, entertain a. No, I don't. Right. Eventually, like, certain things, I'm just like, you've reached your threshold, at least to me.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Addis Fouche]

And, yeah, like, I mean, that's pretty fun.

[Big J. Okerson]

No nipple biting. Ear licks are shitting on my chest.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes, exactly, exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

It is still in the same post.

[Robert Kelly]

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[Addis Fouche]

Right.

[Big J. Okerson]

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[Addis Fouche]

So like, I mean, for me, like, I think guys get intimidated because they're like, oh, she's more experienced. But it's like, yeah, she could literally have sex with anybody she wants and you're still in the room. So what are you worried about?

[Robert Kelly]

Do you have to fuck? Do you have. Can we just snuggle?

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Can we go home and just watch a movie and.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes. What movie are we watching?

[Robert Kelly]

I was gonna say the new movie Roleplay, which is really fun. It's about a biracial couple, but the wife is a sa. Acid. It's on prime right now.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're making Bobby panic Specific.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a really good movie.

[Addis Fouche]

And do I get to assassinate you or who's assassinating we?

[Robert Kelly]

No, like I'm saying, like. All right, say me and you go on a date.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

I just want to go Maybe. All right, we have a first date, we go out to dinner, spend a lot of money, treat you nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then we go back, already, establish ten grand. So.

[Big J. Okerson]

Right.

[Addis Fouche]

Do you see how my eyes perked up when he said, spend a lot of money?

[Big J. Okerson]

I said, this is cutting into your butthole. Finger in my hand.

[Robert Kelly]

We're getting to it. So then we go, we have all crazy sex, and next time, maybe we go to your apartment and we watch True Romance. That sounds great.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes. Because at the end of the day, people don't understand that, like, you know, porn stars, we're still like, people. Like, I was a person before.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Addis Fouche]

Like, I was, like, a porn star before. Yeah. I was a person before I was a porn star.

[Big J. Okerson]

I got some calls to make.

[Addis Fouche]

I know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wait a second. I'm gonna make some phone calls.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm asking you, like, if we. If we go to bed, will you help me put my CPAP machine on?

[Addis Fouche]

No. Well, that. That you have to handle on your own.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Addis Fouche]

Because I'm scared of that.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Addis Fouche]

That's very X Men to me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whoa.

[Big J. Okerson]

You don't want to sit next to a guy who breathes like Darth Vader all night.

[Addis Fouche]

I do not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gaping. She's not afraid of a TPAP machine.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, no, actually, but that's the thing

[Big J. Okerson]

also, there is something. You have to enjoy your work to some degree. I think that's the thing that would bother a guy too, is coming home. It's not that you, like, fuck. If you came home and you were like, once I hit this goal of whatever, like, I gotta get out of this. Like, I did a fucking gang bang today and this guy had, like, the biggest fucking dick. But if, you know, if you came home and you were like, oh. Cause that was a hell of a day. Like, God damn, so and so fucks good. Like, I could see a guy being hard, be like, oh. And the thing is, it's. Even if you're not saying that him feeling. It's like, him. You're not saying that. But he's like. He's like, oh, she seems, like, in a good mood. That must have been a great gang bang today.

[Addis Fouche]

So I've. So I've been two of my exes, actually.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, I don't know. I just get really upset.

[Addis Fouche]

I like consistent sex and, like, knowing what kind of person they are and keeping them at arm's length. But one of them was like. So, like, do you ever just get, like, lost in the scene and just, like, have fun? I'm like, you don't want the answer to that question. Because if I say yes, you're gonna be jealous. If I say no, you're gonna think I'm a damsel in distress or that

[Big J. Okerson]

I' like, we're lying for his benefit.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. So, like, you don't want the answer to this question.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, there's a big difference between, like, coming home. I think Joe was saying is, oh, man, the show was great tonight. I loved it. The crowd was hot and you coming home. And dude, those dicks were awesome today.

[Big J. Okerson]

I think it's. It's the tough thing. It's like, you don't want what you do to be their kink, but they have to also find it. You gotta just find people who find, like, the hotness in it.

[Addis Fouche]

Right? Exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

They have to also think it's a little bit hot, or else it will eventually just be like. Like the first time. You don't have, like, two weeks where you don't each other and you at work three times. You're like, oh, so I guess you're at work now. Exclusive. It's just like, I can see the.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay. Yeah. But, like, also too, like, the dick could be really fun. But then I, like, don't actually care about my coaster as a person. Like, there are a lot of people in the industry. I don't care if you live or die. I'm so serious. But, like, are you good to work with? Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Are there people who you good with? And then actually when the scene was over or since they've just been like, they actually suck. I don't like them at all.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Really?

[Addis Fouche]

Many, many, Ralph.

[Robert Kelly]

Many such cases. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. I think I told you guys ahead of time. I'm really sorry. I have to leave.

[Big J. Okerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I have somewhere to be.

[Robert Kelly]

Where?

[Big J. Okerson]

You finally getting your breast implants?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to go practice up for this. For this night, I got to make sure I have all my ducks in a row.

[Big J. Okerson]

You have a date with a porn star tonight?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I do have to get out of here. I'm really sorry.

[Big J. Okerson]

I told.

[Bobby Kelly]

I told Christine ahead of time.

[Robert Kelly]

Are they making you your wife finally?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. There's only 15 more minutes left anyway, so.

[Bobby Kelly]

I appreciate it. It's always good to see you all.

[Big J. Okerson]

Make sure you check out Ra. Him and Addis are going to be at Stan or not at the.

[Addis Fouche]

We'll be at the Rosewood Theater.

[Big J. Okerson]

The Rosewood theater?

[Addis Fouche]

Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's this Thursday. The Lust Files presents How to date a porn Star. Get [e-mail]. standupny.com.

[Addis Fouche]

Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

I feel bad, Ralph. We were gonna do 30 second drawings of you and her together and it's okay. That's all right.

[Big J. Okerson]

We can.

[Robert Kelly]

We can do it next time.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is gonna be the first time I ever heard. This is the first time I ever had. This is the first time ever I was gonna see you full frontal. Oh, did Lainey not tell you? Full nude picture.

[Addis Fouche]

Ralph, why do I feel like you look really crazy naked? Oh, you can't hear me.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you can't hear me.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can. He's older. He's going to get his.

[Robert Kelly]

He's going to get new bolts put in his head.

[Addis Fouche]

I think he looks like Mr. Potato Head naked.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, it is funny. Oh, he's. I bet he's. He runs all the time, so I bet he's pretty slim at this point,

[Addis Fouche]

but probably slim, but very oddly shaped.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's a giant.

[Addis Fouche]

When you like drop a can on the floor.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, it's kind of like he looks like. He looks so much like Peter Steele from Typo Negative Ralph. And. And what's funny, we see Peter Steele did Playgirl. It's pretty much why I picture Ralph like is even. Even though Peter Steele's in shape, he's just so like milky white long haired guy that it's not like it still looks wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

He's 1970s movie star in shape.

[Addis Fouche]

It's very Edward Cullen. Very.

[Big J. Okerson]

Doesn't look. You know what if I wasn't a dude.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, no. Oh, ew. He looks like he eats people, but

[Big J. Okerson]

you see what I mean? Yeah, it's like. Like I'm saying he's in good shape, obviously, but I'm like, I'm not jealous of that shape at all.

[Addis Fouche]

And you see, that's exactly it. There's some guys that like, I am. I get. I see the appeal, but I'm not into them.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you ever dated a fat dude?

[Addis Fouche]

You know what? No. But I have an ex boyfriend who's gay now.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, that's not even the same thing. I mean, what the was that? Just say no.

[Big J. Okerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay, it's all right. I don't know what she goes, no,

[Big J. Okerson]

but one was gay.

[Taco Bell Announcer]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

So no fast, just gays. No fast. Just gays.

[Robert Kelly]

No fat, just gay.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. I feel like I'm the most likely person to have a gay ex boyfriend. You know what I mean?

[Robert Kelly]

Right. That makes sense.

[Big J. Okerson]

You thought they were so fun for a while.

[Addis Fouche]

I did.

[Big J. Okerson]

How was the sex with him?

[Addis Fouche]

Amazing.

[Robert Kelly]

Did he like it in the butt?

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, you know What? He didn't. But he put me through a mattress daily.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, okay.

[Addis Fouche]

He was so good in bed. It was like he was like the whisperer. And now he's gay, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, he got. He went beyond.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, yeah. He studied up so much. He realized that he had.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's just a genitals whisperer. It doesn't matter.

[Robert Kelly]

What. I've done all I can with the. I need to go to Dick now.

[Addis Fouche]

He's graduated. He's in graduate school.

[Robert Kelly]

He might come back. He has a Michelin star in.

[Addis Fouche]

I hope he comes back.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Have you had fun people, celebrities in your DMs?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, I have fun ones, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

People that we know.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. People you know and love.

[Robert Kelly]

People we know and love now. People who have won awards.

[Addis Fouche]

Benjamin Netanyahu, you know, some politicians. There's actually a politician's son that I hook up with a lot.

[Big J. Okerson]

Really?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's Barron Trump.

[Addis Fouche]

And you know what? And he invited me to his birthday party the other day and I was like, no, sorry, cuz it was bowling Baron Trump. No, I was.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, the person, the son of the doctor.

[Addis Fouche]

He's like, do you want to come to my birthday party? And like, I just didn't want to go bowling at 6 o'. Clock. So I said no.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you have any. Do you have, like, stuff on people where you could be like, dude, I could you.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, totally.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know, I'm in the Epstein files.

[Addis Fouche]

I believe that. Look at you.

[Big J. Okerson]

You want to hook up.

[Addis Fouche]

Look at you. Spikes on your hands.

[Big J. Okerson]

Just so you know, in case you want to hook up. I've been in the Epstein Fil. Not once, but twice.

[Addis Fouche]

You're like, I don't need to brag. What? I've been around internationally.

[Big J. Okerson]

I feel like there's not enough other comics that are excited about this. Well, on that list.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I wasn't in it and I was very upset.

[Big J. Okerson]

I talked to Ari Shafirda. He was very bummed that he wasn't on the two lists that I was on.

[Robert Kelly]

Colin Quinn was in it, which is.

[Big J. Okerson]

Made it nice. It was just an advertisement for a comedy show. Somebody emailed him. But still.

[Addis Fouche]

Wait, that's actually kind of smart.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's in the files.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, right.

[Big J. Okerson]

I believe it's in the files.

[Addis Fouche]

Ari wasn't in New York at that time.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you ever. Have you ever been to an island? Have you been asked to go to something like that?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You have?

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And what did you say?

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, that I had a scene to shoot.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you had to go there for a scene?

[Addis Fouche]

No, no, I was busy, so I didn't go.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, really? You asked to go to the Epstein island?

[Addis Fouche]

No, to an island. An island with the program.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, well.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then when you get to the end, he goes, now I want you to on my chest.

[Addis Fouche]

I actually did. I have had a scab that client before. So he wanted me to. On the floor so he could like scoop it up in the newspaper and sniff it while he jerked off.

[Robert Kelly]

But he misses dog.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob, Jacob. Stop making faces of understanding. It's a disgusting thing.

[Addis Fouche]

Jacob's like. Jacob's like, I concur.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob's like, yo, I get it. That's why I wear this dookie brown jacket.

[Addis Fouche]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Robert Kelly]

So he wanted you in case somebody

[Big J. Okerson]

scats on his chest. He's already ready.

[Addis Fouche]

The thing is, he wanted to. He wanted to pick it up. And I was like, well, how's. Like, how's that gonna work?

[Robert Kelly]

But how'd he pick it up with a bag? Like.

[Addis Fouche]

No, no, no, no. We laid the newspaper paper on the floor.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay. And he picked it up with.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. And you know what? That's how I know. I'm just not into scat. Because I knew it before, but now I really know.

[Robert Kelly]

You know why? Cuz it's.

[Addis Fouche]

Well, yes. And you know. And you know what? He like, he kept Bob.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know what I found out recently? You know, Scatter.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

You learn something new every day.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know how to find the hard way on an island. Scared of. Yeah, same thing. Synonyms. Who knew Germans.

[Addis Fouche]

He. No, no, he like. He scooped it up. He took it to go. He took it to go. I don't know what he did with it.

[Big J. Okerson]

He took it to go.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I like.

[Big J. Okerson]

He wrapped a newspaper like fresh fish.

[Robert Kelly]

That was actually a doggy bag.

[Big J. Okerson]

When you come home with some meat in the newspaper, there you go. Straight from the butcher.

[Addis Fouche]

Yep.

[Robert Kelly]

So now did you. Now I know a friend of mine who used to be in scat and he used to. The girls used to.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jim Norton. You've worked with him, I'm sure.

[Addis Fouche]

Wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

What the. Jay James Nor. I believe you've worked with him before. I believe he's venmoed you before.

[Robert Kelly]

The girls. The girls used to have to eat certain food because he didn't want. Yes, he didn't want, you know, runny poop.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to eat a certain meal.

[Addis Fouche]

You need your facilium husk. You need your fiber.

[Robert Kelly]

You need it to be fluffy like a loaf of bread. You want it to come out and not stain your chest.

[Addis Fouche]

You want it to have more of a frozen yogurt kind of consistency.

[Big J. Okerson]

Good. Bobby, keep trying to out gross her out. She's going to win, dude.

[Addis Fouche]

I am.

[Big J. Okerson]

You have a weak stomach, man. She's going to get you.

[Addis Fouche]

Say gape again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Newspaper for a stranger on an island. You're not gonna beat her in this.

[Addis Fouche]

That's my favorite poem.

[Robert Kelly]

No, but one time the girl lied and said that I. I ate right today. Blah, blah, blah. I got a nice fluffy one. And she showed up and a suppository fell on his chest.

[Addis Fouche]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

That's so special.

[Big J. Okerson]

Which. Oh, so you know she was doping. What's that, dude? That Kurt Mets. I don't give the whole thing what he says. Finding out because you guys know two girls, one cup was faked. It turns out it was. You could tell. I know, but he goes. He said. He goes. The guy told me that. And I went, what? He goes, not the reaction you're supposed to have. Like, oh, thank God. I mean, that was so terrible. Because I went, what? Like you're angry about it? You guys have secrets.

[Addis Fouche]

What?

[Big J. Okerson]

I based my whole life on that. Since then, that. That's the world we live in.

[Robert Kelly]

So Thursday night, you're gonna be there.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And you're going to be helping guys learn how to date a porn star.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob, you're going.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Jacob, you should go.

[Addis Fouche]

You should come. And make sure you take off that coat, please. I want to know what's underneath the coat.

[Robert Kelly]

I want to know he's there.

[Big J. Okerson]

Also, Jacob, you don't need a ticket at all because no one's going to know you're there. You could just float off the street like dust.

[Robert Kelly]

That's because Jacob dresses like the back of a chair.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jake, you gotta go.

[Addis Fouche]

I feel like I might actually put you in my cart at IKEA here.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know, Laney's going to this thing, you know, there's going to be porn stars hanging out.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, you should go Thursday night to see and then come back on Monday and let us know what you learned. See if you learn anything.

[Big J. Okerson]

It would be nice for you to find out if you can learn something.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Addis Fouche]

If you could learn how to learn anything.

[Big J. Okerson]

If you can learn anything at all. Fantastic.

[Robert Kelly]

Some of these skills gonna go over to regular women too, right?

[Addis Fouche]

Yes, exactly. Exactly. This is for the guys, the girls, the gays and the couples, Everybody.

[Big J. Okerson]

I say DraftKing I would say that after the thing that Jacob winds up on Ralph's list. SiriusXM host 3 hours SIUS XM host, dated, we kissed.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he went home nervous.

[Jacob]

Just dinner.

[Big J. Okerson]

Just dinner. But he tried to invite you to

[Robert Kelly]

an island at Ted Montana's.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, it's the best. Dude, that was so fun when they get the porn stars to come in and would read Ralph's DMs to them. Just trying afterwards.

[Addis Fouche]

Kendra's. Wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, that's right. When he wrote the thing, it was Kendra Soto and dated. I go, what? No, you didn't. And that's the first one I realized it was like a dinner date, though. It's like a dinner date. They didn't. Or anything like that because I was like. That would have been a thing. They were talked about.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, no, definitely.

[Big J. Okerson]

She wasn't on the list.

[Addis Fouche]

He told me to put her on. Oh, of course he did.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes. Well, we had dinner.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, I took her out.

[Big J. Okerson]

He went to beef. He went to beef up his thing.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, he was trying to pad his resume.

[Big J. Okerson]

Son of a.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you ever dated a kid comedian?

[Addis Fouche]

You know what? I have. And he wasn't even funny.

[Robert Kelly]

You have. And he wasn't funny.

[Addis Fouche]

He was funny on stage, but he wasn't funny in real life.

[Big J. Okerson]

Really? That's what my neighbor said about me.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're real serious in real life. I'm like, you're drunk at noon.

[Jacob]

Yeah,

[Addis Fouche]

that is very true.

[Robert Kelly]

Do we know the community? Like, is he.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, you. You. Well, you do because he's on ladies roster. Oh, yeah. Brett. Yeah. Yeah, I did used to. Yeah. Brett Raybould and I had a. A situationship. A little flirtation relationship. Yeah, I love white boys, actually. Yeah, we. We went on dates. You know, whatever. Yeah, he was. He did that movie. He did that race. The play.

[Bobby Kelly]

The movie.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, that's him.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's him.

[Big J. Okerson]

Good for him. I know Bobby. That kills you.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you with Bobby? No, I'm actually Bobby.

[Big J. Okerson]

Do you remember. Do you remember how. Young buck, can you show a picture show. Add us a picture of young Bobby, please. Young Bobby will never understand how this guy got you.

[Addis Fouche]

I know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Young Bobby was stud.

[Addis Fouche]

He really pulled very well.

[Big J. Okerson]

Young Bobby is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Christine always brings it up. This is part of her Jill session.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, you gotta get the.

[Addis Fouche]

Wait a minute.

[Big J. Okerson]

Come on.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God. You are so cute. What the.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I mean, that's the wrong. That's the wrong. That's the not thing that I would. I would like to hear.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, Smash, smash, smash, smash all day long.

[Addis Fouche]

Smash. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Where's the one I showed you the Other day.

[Big J. Okerson]

Chris, look at that reflection of Dennis Wolfberg in your lapels.

[Addis Fouche]

That's so spooky.

[Big J. Okerson]

Dennis Wolfberg, Wow. Yeah. Look at little Bobby.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at that muscle. Look at that. Look at this guy.

[Addis Fouche]

Whoa. Who's that? Is that you?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, that's me as a lifeguard.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right, let's start talking about it. I think we're actually making Bobby really interesting.

[Addis Fouche]

Trans. I thought that was long hair.

[Robert Kelly]

I haven't. I haven't transitioned yet.

[Addis Fouche]

Yet.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna do that when I'm 60 so I can get a deal with Netflix.

[Addis Fouche]

You're not 60 yet. Are you sure?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

No.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God. You're.

[Big J. Okerson]

She knows you like this, though.

[Robert Kelly]

I do like it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Dude, you've been 3/4 hard since you started ragging your ass as soon as

[Robert Kelly]

she said, oh, my God when she saw that photo.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at this. There's another one right there.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, Smash. Easy, easy.

[Robert Kelly]

That was still.

[Big J. Okerson]

That guy's still in there.

[Addis Fouche]

There would be.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he's not. He's died.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, oh, oh. Okay, let's bring him back. Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

No, this. This Dominican Bob over there.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm not going to show you old pictures of me because I look better now. For sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm glad.

[Addis Fouche]

Of yourself. Aware. Thank you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Don't look at my open.

[Robert Kelly]

I won't show you a picture. He won't, but I will. Oh.

[Addis Fouche]

Which one is he?

[Robert Kelly]

He's the woman in the back.

[Addis Fouche]

Okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

You son of a. I told her to show great pictures of you.

[Robert Kelly]

There he is. There he is right there.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, my God. You look like.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's not me.

[Robert Kelly]

That's not me. That was his family photo.

[Addis Fouche]

That kid looks like the little thing.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's a woman.

[Addis Fouche]

Are you sure?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes, that was a woman.

[Robert Kelly]

Doesn't feel good, does it, Jay?

[Big J. Okerson]

I show great pictures of you. I said bring up Sexy Bobby. You sandbag me and Fernanda Sue.

[Robert Kelly]

Seriously, Christine, put that ice bag on your mouth again.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, God. Christine, go show her my big fat walking around on P. Diddy Show. That's right. I didn't get invited to a P. Diddy party. I didn't get raped or nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

They didn't have baby oil.

[Addis Fouche]

Wasted her time.

[Big J. Okerson]

What a waste of time to be on P. Diddy show and not get raped at all.

[Robert Kelly]

You were managed by Pity for three years.

[Big J. Okerson]

Three years.

[Addis Fouche]

Were you in?

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, he makes you sign a contract when you did the show and no one looked at it. And there was a clause in it that says if you get anything for the Next three years years he will get a manager's cut because.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

Because you were on this glorious show that was essentially just a thing to show off his stupid clothing. Well, yeah, there's Bobby there. Oh, look at that. Hey, where does the jacket end and Bobby's tummy begins? I don't know, cuz this is what he just did to me.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Big J. Okerson]

He did save a black. He did save a little black girl.

[Addis Fouche]

Costa Rica though, thank goodness.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, oh my God. This is from Bobby's special. It's behind the paywalls called yes, My eyes are sweating.

[Robert Kelly]

I actually saved a girl with that shirt. I used it as a parachute.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh my God.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bobby used to have, I used to open for Bobby at college shows when I first started out and Bobby was doing. He was the college comic and there was a picture of him when we walked in, walked in to one of them and I mean these girls, it was like the seven girls who ran the, you know, whoever putting the show on for the school, the student government or whatever, they would go, they clamor on by, bring him over to bring to this giant picture of him. And it was, he was like this, this picture with his. With a button down shirt, kango hat open and laughing at something. He's like, ah.

[Robert Kelly]

I wasn't laughing. I was actually getting jerked off. I was finger, I was finger popping the photographer that was taking the photo.

[Addis Fouche]

Kind of cute. That's kind of romantic in a way.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was romantic and that was a great picture. And these girls came out. I mean first of all, I went up there, I'm young and I also there's the things where you can't curse, you can't do all this stuff. I didn't know and I panicked and I just had like such a whatever set and then I had to watch I'm driving. So I wanted to leave after the show. And Bobby's like, well, hang on. They have to carry him around the room a little bit. They came up and presented him with the greatest comic ever award. It's not a real award.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, oh.

[Big J. Okerson]

They gave him the greatest comic. They gave him a trophy. The greatest comic ever at this point, school award. That's how much girls wanted to Bobby

[Addis Fouche]

and, and so, and so what was the fat. You became this way.

[Big J. Okerson]

I had to go ring the bell every hour.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I got, I got married. Oh, I got married and I had a kid.

[Addis Fouche]

Oh, okay, cool.

[Big J. Okerson]

He actually gave birth to the kids to explain the way.

[Addis Fouche]

Wait, how old is your kid? Wait, wait, wait. Bobby how old is your kid?

[Big J. Okerson]

He's very progressive. He's worked very hard to lose the weight.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm laughing because that was so funny. But you're also saying it with your foot.

[Jacob]

Your leg.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah. Why is your leg.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm doing my Bobby pose. I like to show Addison I'm very flexible. In case we get into some weird

[Robert Kelly]

later on Thursday night.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm also a gaper.

[Robert Kelly]

You're gonna be at the.

[Addis Fouche]

The Rosewood Theater.

[Robert Kelly]

The Rosewood Theater. With Ralph Sutton, Dante, Nero, a bunch of other. Fisher, Corinne Fisher. It's Thursday night, March 5th. Lust Files presents How to date a Porn Star. Get [e-mail]. jacob, you're gonna go.

[Big J. Okerson]

You have to go.

[Jacob]

Jacob, you might see me there.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're going.

[Robert Kelly]

He's going.

[Big J. Okerson]

Your Laney's plus one.

[Robert Kelly]

You gotta go and tell us how to do it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Your Laney's plus one. Then you're gonna be on her list. You're gonna be on Laney's list for dated, dated and caned in the ass.

[Robert Kelly]

Big J. This weekend is going to be San Francisco, Friday and Saturday. Then Comedy Zone and Jackson. Jacksonville, March 13th and 14th. After that, Madison, Phoenix, Tempe, St. Louis. For tickets and all tour dates. BigJ. Comedy.com. and check out his YouTube page, YouTube.com bigjokerson Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the

[Big J. Okerson]

Verb in Somerville, New Jersey, March 19th. Comics Roadhouse, Mohegan, Sun, Connecticut. Roll it up April 17th and 18th. And after that, Uncle Vinny's in Jersey. Cleveland, Ohio, New Orleans. For all tickets and tour dates, go to punch up.live, robert Kelly and of course, his new YouTube channel at Robert Kelly comedy. And every Tuesday night, Fat Black pussy Get lounge the comedy. So reseller, check him out live.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that was a fun show, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank you, Addis. Everybody make sure you go see your show. Go say hi to Jacob while you're there.

[Addis Fouche]

Yeah, please, if you can find him,

[Big J. Okerson]

Jacob, you're gonna be a hero there. Yeah, Jacob. Don't sneak up on her like that anymore, you piece of.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, guys, if Jacob goes, I want you to carry him out at the end like a hero.

[Jacob]

Please.

[Addis Fouche]

I promise. I promise.

[Big J. Okerson]

Please. Jacob's gonna be a swinger. By the time at night's over, he's dating three porn stars.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. It's the bonfire.

[Big J. Okerson]

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[Big J. Okerson]

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[Big J. Okerson]

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