Podcast Summary: "Delta Force" - The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Release Date: April 4, 2025
Hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly on SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

Introduction

In the "Delta Force" episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly delve into a variety of topics ranging from action movies and their cultural impact to personal anecdotes and humorous banter. Joined occasionally by Christine, the hosts navigate through critiques of classic and modern cinema, discuss representations in media, and engage in light-hearted conversations about their personal lives and experiences.

1. Neighborhood Observations and Local Issues ([05:37] - [07:30])

The episode kicks off with Jay and Robert sharing their frustrations about the rowdy behavior of school-aged children in their neighborhood. They describe the street outside their parking area as chaotic, filled with shouting and unruly youth, which disrupts their morning routines.

Jay Oakerson:
"Why does this equipment suck? ... It gets pretty rowdy on that street because I believe the school is on that street that we park on." ([06:54])

Robert Kelly:
"They can take a nice kidney shot...there is anything scarier than a chick like that getting mad at you?" ([12:44])

2. Critique of Action Movies and Representation ([25:03] - [40:37])

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to critiquing action movies, with a particular focus on the "Delta Force" franchise and its portrayal of characters. The hosts express discontent with the use of blackface and stereotypical casting in older films, highlighting the lack of authentic representation.

Jay Oakerson:
"Robert Forster playing a Saudi Arabian terrorist...They just put actors, but because..." ([37:29])

Robert Kelly:
"You put a pinky ring on that guy, he's a guinea...They just put actors, but because..." ([37:54])

The discussion extends to the portrayal of characters in films like "Snow White," where the hosts criticize the casting choices and deviations from traditional narratives. They argue that reimagined versions of classic tales often lose their essence due to poor representation and overemphasis on modern themes.

Robert Kelly:
"They made the whole thing around...Studies that do not make sense." ([23:05])

Jay Oakerson:
"Why are there no Puerto Rican actors gonna handle this?...Do you think that might be the thing?" ([29:34])

3. Martial Arts in Cinema and Aikido Demonstrations ([19:00] - [21:17])

The hosts transition into a discussion about martial arts, specifically Aikido, and its portrayal in cinema through actors like Steven Seagal. They critique the exaggerated and often unrealistic demonstrations of martial arts in movies, questioning the practicality and authenticity of such portrayals.

Jay Oakerson:
"It's like getting out of the way of the punch and then dragging them around by that arm somehow and then snapping the joint." ([18:35])

Robert Kelly:
"Is there any video of him actually fighting anybody?...He's so heavy." ([21:03])

4. Modern Reimaginings and Feminism in Fairy Tales ([30:00] - [46:42])

Jay and Robert delve into the subject of modern reimaginings of fairy tales, focusing on the recent adaptations of "Snow White." They critique the move away from traditional narratives that emphasize the need for a prince, arguing that such changes alienate audiences who prefer classic storytelling.

Jay Oakerson:
"What a dumb thing... They should have given her a poison watermelon. That would have been funny." ([23:50])

Robert Kelly:
"It's a weird saved by a man...So it's like damsel and..." ([46:11])

The hosts advocate for maintaining traditional narratives or offering completely new stories rather than attempting to modify beloved tales in ways they perceive as unnecessary or poorly executed.

Jay Oakerson:
"You should call it something else...Don't call it Disney." ([44:56])

5. Personal Anecdotes and Humorous Banter ([49:00] - [64:34])

Towards the latter part of the episode, Jay and Robert engage in more personal conversations, touching upon topics like pornography and personal relationships. Their humorous and often irreverent exchanges provide a candid look into their personalities and friendships.

Jay Oakerson:
"I'm big in the skincare, Bobby...I have a Neutrogena pad every day." ([14:25])

Robert Kelly:
"You always have that face like you just saw a nice dump come out of somebody's butt." ([64:00])

Their banter extends to mock proposals for movie ideas, highlighting their creative (and comedic) thought processes when it comes to entertainment and media production.

Jay Oakerson:
"Guys, I have a great reimagining for Bonfire Studios to produce a movie... Adam and Steve coming this summer." ([46:29])

Robert Kelly:
"Who’s Adam?...I’ll do Steve." ([46:57])

Conclusion

In this episode of The Bonfire, Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly provide listeners with a mix of sharp critiques of modern and classic media, intertwined with personal stories and humor. Their discussions on representation in film, the authenticity of martial arts in cinema, and the evolution of fairy tales reflect their perspectives on how entertainment shapes and is shaped by cultural narratives. The episode concludes with their trademark humor, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

Notable Quotes

• Jay Oakerson:
  "Could you bring me up something to drink?" ([01:15])

• Robert Kelly:
  "This is what you calm down to." ([01:22])

• Jay Oakerson:
  "I apologize." ([03:39])

• Robert Kelly:
  "Look, Christine, you were doing a joke for a bit about how you have to admit that you just like porn." ([60:23])

• Jay Oakerson:
  "Adam and Steve coming this summer." ([46:52])

This summary encapsulates the key discussions and highlights of the "Delta Force" episode, offering a comprehensive overview for listeners seeking to understand the essence of the conversation without tuning in.