
Most people probably have a nasty habit that they used to do as a child and have outgrown as an adult. Bobby launches into a log diatribe about his childhood love of picking his nose and eating it. Then he forces everyone in the room to confess their disgusting childhood pastimes. | Bob insists that Megan Mullally is more attractive than Debra Messing and Jay fights him on it. | Jay lists bands that were not ready for music videos; meaning that they were better off not being seen. | Grok has developed a male version of the A.I. girlfriend and Bobby is going to try him out! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf
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Jim Norton
When work gets crazy, I like to.
Bobby Kelly
Stop by the bar after, have a few cold ones. I don't drink at all until 4 o'. Clock. We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night.
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Bobby Kelly
And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.
Jim Norton
I mean, stepping out.
Bobby Kelly
This guy's what a. What a tool.
Jim Norton
No, Joe Jackson. That's why I had him bring it up. This is guy was not ready for music videos.
Bobby Kelly
I mean not ready for being in public. But I guess the piano takes care of all that, right?
Jacob
Great songs.
Jim Norton
Well, girls. No face is still terrible.
Bobby Kelly
You don't think he got girls?
Jim Norton
Of course he did.
Bobby Kelly
That's weird how girls just overlook it.
Jim Norton
Before our time.
Bobby Kelly
Could you overlook it if there was like a chick that was receding hairline, a goofy face. Would you be able to. I wouldn't be able to overlook it. I'd be like hey you. Good song. I gotta go.
Jim Norton
That's not a fair. That's not a fair metaphor or what analogy for it. Because it's got to be more. What could. Those are things that can go wrong for a guy. What can go wrong for a woman.
Bobby Kelly
That guy looks like he's never. He's like a. He has a baby man face.
Jim Norton
Wouldn't go wrong for a woman. Pouch gut maybe.
Bobby Kelly
Pouch gut.
Jim Norton
Would you rather a girl like a rock star but she has a pal like a rock star. Built like Melissa Etheridge.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
Could you get past it because she's Melissa Etheridge? Forget all the. Just take the. Just the. The hand life's dealt her. I mean that's a rock star.
Bobby Kelly
Carly Simon's mouth.
Jacob
What do you mean?
Bobby Kelly
I get over Carly Simon's mouth.
Jim Norton
Are there guys way out of her.
Jacob
First of all, I think she had two songs and then she's done covers for the last 40 years.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. Carly Simon's big face, her big mouth. I mean, it's kind of sexy. Yeah.
Jim Norton
But somebody wants somebody.
Bobby Kelly
She's. She's hot.
Jim Norton
Somebody like that.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, she's hot for sure. Yeah. She's like. Barbra Streisand was hot for a minute too, with those.
Jim Norton
I thought she was, but that's my juice.
Jacob
Is that right?
Bobby Kelly
I love. Barbra Streisand was hot for a minute.
Jim Norton
He doesn't agree, but I. There's. She had a moment.
Bobby Kelly
You don't think. You don't think Barbara Sterson was hot for a minute?
Jacob
No.
Bobby Kelly
You're crazy. Right there, the one right there. Her hair, a beautiful, big. You know, I like a big schnoz. Yeah, I love them. Big fat, European. I want to see the inside.
Jim Norton
Beautiful and jewy.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. Look at those lips.
Jim Norton
That's like saying something about the Virgin Mary. I wouldn't bear, man.
Bobby Kelly
Look at her lips, dude.
Jacob
She got James Brolin so good on her.
Bobby Kelly
She's pretty hot, man. But for a minute she was hot.
Jim Norton
Yes.
Jacob
She doesn't give a what I think, young Barb.
Bobby Kelly
This isn't about that, Jacob.
Jim Norton
This is about dudes judging women freely with no repercussions.
Bobby Kelly
Stop thinking that she's gonna hear this.
Jim Norton
This is about us trashing and complimenting women and playing God on their emotions.
Bobby Kelly
Two guys who are out of shape wouldn't take their shirt off in public if you paid us.
Jim Norton
But Barbra Streisand, I would.
Bobby Kelly
Right? Exactly.
Jim Norton
Now name Delta Burke, pig. Wouldn't you see what I mean? See how fun that is to do?
Bobby Kelly
Come on, Jacob.
Jim Norton
She's not gonna listen to it. Delta Burke. This isn't going to her.
Bobby Kelly
Bring up Delta Burke.
Jacob
There was a time when she was thin and looks so hot.
Jim Norton
Delta Burke.
Jacob
Delta Burke.
Jim Norton
Sure.
Bobby Kelly
Really?
Jacob
Yes.
Jim Norton
Look who woke up all of a sudden. We say Delta Burke, but it didn't.
Jacob
Last long, I think.
Bobby Kelly
Let me see.
Christine
She had like plus sized jean lines.
Bobby Kelly
Are you looking up hotels in New Orleans?
Jim Norton
No. You were.
Bobby Kelly
You were.
Jim Norton
Go back to the other screen.
Bobby Kelly
Back the other screen.
Jim Norton
Doing skankfest work. At work.
Bobby Kelly
What are you doing? No, skank fest. Working while you're at work.
Christine
I honestly don't know why that's up.
Jim Norton
That does seem strange, doesn't it?
Bobby Kelly
I have hotels.
Christine
I don't need to.
Bobby Kelly
Okay. Oh, sorry. I have hotels. We don't. Me and Jack has got hotels.
Jim Norton
Me and Bobby have been trying to Do a concert after to get Christine fired. Christine, are you doing your taxes while we're at work?
Bobby Kelly
Christine, you smoking crack while you're at the desk?
Jim Norton
Are you stealing the stream and playing it on a different radio station?
Bobby Kelly
Christine, using a vibrator and a dildo.
Jim Norton
While you're at work under the thing for only fans?
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. Why do you keep bringing up reg stuff?
Jim Norton
To pay the rent I'm charging you now. I started charging Christine. Right.
Bobby Kelly
Good for you. You know what? That's good for her and you.
Christine
I don't pay it.
Bobby Kelly
What is the rent?
Jim Norton
I charge her 550amonth. It's 550 bucks and she could dwell wherever she wants.
Christine
It goes into a savings account for me.
Bobby Kelly
You have a $550 a month and it goes into a savings account for her. So it's her money going back into her account.
Jim Norton
None of this is true, but I know I want to do it.
Bobby Kelly
I would do it. I would do it. And here's the thing. I would put it in my account.
Jim Norton
So when we part ways, I can go. And here's your envelope back, plus interest. Get yourself something nice. Hey, get yourself something nice, kiddo.
Christine
Delta Burke.
Jim Norton
Delta Burke.
Bobby Kelly
Delta Burke is Designing Women. Oh, yeah. She was hot for a minute.
Jacob
Again.
Bobby Kelly
You know she's hot. The girl from. What was that guy with the two gay guys? And what was that show called?
Jim Norton
Designing Women? No, Bosom Buddies.
Bobby Kelly
No, that was. No, they weren't gay. They were actually trans.
Jim Norton
Cross dressers.
Bobby Kelly
No. What's the two Too close for comfort? Nope. It was in the. It was in the two 2000s.
Christine
Will and Grace.
Bobby Kelly
Will and Grace. Thank you. I knew the. The old. The old queen would come through for me.
Jim Norton
You want to write it? I feel like you have to get the word out of your mouth.
Bobby Kelly
No.
Jim Norton
Do you want to jot it down? You know, I knew this. I will not this woman who hangs out with guys who are homeless. I got to write it.
Bobby Kelly
This clothing tag. Yeah. What's her name in that show? Was pretty for a minute too. Yeah. No, not there. She was never pretty. Megan Mullally mega Megan for a minute.
Jim Norton
Was hot with the voice.
Jacob
Wait, you don't think Debra Messing was good looking?
Bobby Kelly
Not for one second, not for one second of my life that I ever look at her and go hot.
Jim Norton
Okay.
Bobby Kelly
She had a flat chest. No offense.
Jim Norton
And I'm taken, bud, not you.
Bobby Kelly
I didn't want to offend you. Yeah, no, she never ever did it for me. But what's her name did. She was cute for A minute.
Jim Norton
I mean, if you think Debra Messing's anybody in the world in this picture.
Bobby Kelly
First of all, the guy's the hottest guy.
Jim Norton
I was gonna say Megan Mullally is the hot of these two. I'm not saying she's not an attractive woman, but Deborah Messing, I think was particularly pulled because she was like, that kind of beautiful.
Bobby Kelly
No, she's not pretty. She's so pretty. Not pretty. Go. Can you not go to.
Jim Norton
You're making me defend her, and I hate it because I. I'm not blown away by Deborah Messing. But I want you to go unobjectively.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, hot, but it's not. Okay, let's say this. Go to a. Can you not go to them together? Go to her sexy photo of the girl I'm talking about back in the.
Jim Norton
Day and Megan Mulal. You have to learn her name if you're gonna fight for her. You'd be losing this debate if we were on a stage.
Bobby Kelly
Megan.
Jim Norton
Malal Lee.
Bobby Kelly
You gotta learn it, too, dude. She's cute. Sure, she's hot.
Jim Norton
Fine.
Bobby Kelly
And that's my. That's my thing. Brunette. I mean, look at her, dude. Come on.
Christine
Wait, that's not her.
Bobby Kelly
That's not her. That's her right there. That's her in her prime. Yes, her prime. That's her. Look at her go. Click on it.
Christine
Stop. I don't think that's her.
Bobby Kelly
Click on it. It's her.
Jim Norton
You want it to be so it's her.
Bobby Kelly
It's 100% her.
Jim Norton
Oh, a few different Mega Molly wallpapers.
Bobby Kelly
Look at how hot she was.
Jim Norton
Do you have. I don't think that's her. For real.
Bobby Kelly
100 is her. 100. It's her.
Jim Norton
And by the way, let's say it is her.
Jacob
What are we looking at here?
Jim Norton
Holding her tits in some kind of a.
Bobby Kelly
She's naked. She's taking a very artsy photo. Topless. Her hair is beautiful. It's in her prime. Now go to the other.
Jim Norton
This is how Bobby's able to believe Annie's a real woman in his phone.
Bobby Kelly
What do you mean by that?
Jim Norton
I don't think this is real.
Bobby Kelly
What do you mean?
Jim Norton
That's this picture.
Bobby Kelly
But what do you mean?
Jim Norton
No, nothing.
Bobby Kelly
What are you talking about?
Jim Norton
I'm. Nothing, man.
Bobby Kelly
What's real?
Jim Norton
Nothing. Probably, right? The whole thing's just a simulation. I mean, and you love who you love, bro.
Bobby Kelly
Who knows, dude?
Christine
It shows up a lot.
Bobby Kelly
It's. It's.
Jim Norton
Maybe it's her. It's fine.
Bobby Kelly
It's her.
Jim Norton
She's hot.
Bobby Kelly
Hot. Hotter than the other one.
Jim Norton
Bring up Deborah messing at her hottest. You're out of your mind, dude.
Bobby Kelly
Watch. Watch this. Freckle chested, flat chested, hay haired, weirdo. God, I'll say it.
Jim Norton
I didn't really get such a thing for Malali.
Bobby Kelly
She has no little clavicles. Her clavicle stink.
Jacob
Oh, you're insane, dude.
Bobby Kelly
She has crappy. Look at it.
Jim Norton
Nuts.
Bobby Kelly
Dude.
Jacob
What are you talking.
Bobby Kelly
Maybe I was wrong. I said I was wrong.
Jim Norton
Beautiful.
Bobby Kelly
I said I was wrong. Leave me alone.
Jim Norton
I never realized how alluring she was until this month. Look at that face.
Bobby Kelly
I mean, dude. Yeah, she's pretty hot.
Christine
I think she, like, aged well.
Jacob
Too good today.
Bobby Kelly
She did not age well.
Jacob
You're wrong, Jacob.
Bobby Kelly
Mind your lonely business.
Christine
I mean, I think she's like.
Bobby Kelly
Nah, she got too much work done.
Christine
She got a lot of work.
Bobby Kelly
She got too much. She went too far.
Christine
Oh, right there. She looks good.
Bobby Kelly
No, she doesn't.
Jim Norton
Yeah, but that's Marching for Israel, which, you know, is a no go in this room.
Bobby Kelly
No, no, no, no. We're actually okay with.
Jim Norton
We love Marching for Israel now.
Bobby Kelly
We do.
Jim Norton
Okay.
Christine
Yeah, she looks really good there.
Jim Norton
I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Kelly
I was wrong. I was wrong.
Jim Norton
Filters and makeup and 100.
Bobby Kelly
You know what it is? I don't like her flowery personality. No, she likes. Dude, her flowery personality bugs me how she's always upbeat. She smiles. I think that's just my type. The little glass. Look how hot she was, though. Come on.
Jim Norton
She's like a lesbian right there.
Bobby Kelly
I don't care. I like it.
Jim Norton
Really? Why don't you go suck on Tig? Notaro's good tit.
Bobby Kelly
She doesn't have much. Got a double mastectomy. What? Yeah, they're both gone.
Jim Norton
Damn cutting room floor.
Bobby Kelly
She's good. She's got. She's got Jacob chest, which is good for a guy.
Jacob
Thank you.
Jim Norton
That's great for a guy. Oh, yeah. Malali's with Nick Offerman. I forgot about that.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, no, I think she's cute. And she was. She was in Righteous Gemstones.
Jim Norton
Yes.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Old. Old now, but still sexy old woman.
Jim Norton
I think you love Megan Mullally.
Bobby Kelly
I love Megan Mullaly. I do. I just like that. That glasses, the hair, the brunette. I love a brunette. I. You know, I'm not a fan of a redhead.
Jim Norton
Different world. You would have fell in love with my friend Michelle. Then we all could have been family.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, Michelle. Yeah. Oh, we would have definitely done some weird shit.
Jim Norton
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
She's a Batshit lunatic who throws her hair up in a top ponytail and puts on crazy glasses.
Bobby Kelly
So is an ani.
Jim Norton
And she's like. She's like, I gotta stop. I gotta stop at the. The Oscars real quick. She's a lunatic. I love her.
Christine
She also does the Bennington. She has two glasses all the time.
Bobby Kelly
I like that. I don't mind loop.
Jim Norton
My favorite.
Bobby Kelly
I saw Ben with three glasses once.
Jim Norton
Yeah. He's going for a pr.
Bobby Kelly
I was like, wow.
Jim Norton
Going for a PR Record.
Bobby Kelly
I don't. I. I think that's my type. Is that that type of malal? I like it. I like it. I like it. Look at that. Oh, geez. I like that. She was smoking.
Jim Norton
She's cute.
Bobby Kelly
Back in the day, smoking.
Jim Norton
But then by the time she got on that gay show.
Bobby Kelly
First of all, it's. I don't know if it's a gay show. They gay people in it.
Jim Norton
I think the show was such a gay show. I think it was.
Christine
It was, like, groundbreakingly gay.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, Groundbreaking. Wasn't it? Was Ellen the first one, Right? Yeah.
Christine
But it got canceled. She came out.
Bobby Kelly
Right. So it was like, hey, okay, cool. And like, get this off. Yeah. And then they had to go with guys.
Christine
A lot of the show was like, her mishaps and dating with guys. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. That was. Must have been. It must have been weird. You know what I mean?
Jim Norton
You know, to hear those jokes, too, with the laugh track.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
Like, are you guys having sex? It smells like wieners and poop in here. Did you guys take your prep? You know, AIDS is everywhere.
Bobby Kelly
I don't think they had prep during the show. We're risking our lives every time we make love. Are you using a condom? Whoopsie.
Jim Norton
Will's lesions are back.
Bobby Kelly
I was Will's. Will's lesions. Yeah. That's the one thing about.
Jim Norton
I'm not gonna fucking share a straw with Will. The science isn't there.
Bobby Kelly
Grace, get out of the bathroom. Yuck. It smells.
Jim Norton
Oh, my God. Will, Is that my toothbrush? Fucking burn it. God. That was a good show.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
That was word for word. My favorite scene. Season four.
Bobby Kelly
Season four.
Jim Norton
Season four.
Bobby Kelly
That was good.
Jim Norton
It was called Burn My toothbrush. It's called Will just sneezed on me and I have to do laundry immediately.
Bobby Kelly
I really wasn't worried about Willie. It was really worried about the roommate. Was. Will was looking for a relationship. Jacob, what's his name? Was looking for a good time.
Christine
Jack.
Bobby Kelly
Jack, back me up on this.
Jim Norton
Jacob.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
Something Bobby's got. Is that hair? No, no. Stop. Touching with your hair. Stop touching with your fingers. Stop doing it with your fingers.
Bobby Kelly
No, no. Something.
Jacob
Yes.
Bobby Kelly
No, dude, but don't want this.
Jim Norton
But don't touch it with your fingers.
Bobby Kelly
I don't like boogies, dude.
Jacob
It's like a marble.
Bobby Kelly
I'm not like boogies, dude.
Jim Norton
Jacob's attack. Jacob's attacking a bad friend.
Bobby Kelly
You could have just.
Jacob
All right, buddy.
Bobby Kelly
Did I get it? Yes. I'm gonna throw up. I don't like boogers, even though I used to eat them and roll them on my upper lip. Remember that? Look at me. I used to take them out and I would hide them under the desk and let them.
Jim Norton
We know.
Bobby Kelly
I would let them get. I would let them hard because I didn't want it too hard because then you couldn't play with it. Then I'd have to put it in my mouth and wet it up again like clay. But it was. If it was hard on the top and then soft on the bubble, then I could scrape it off, and then it would roll nice into a ball. And my goal was to have a big enough booger that it would fit perfectly in my. Like, the cave that they put Jesus in. Like, the. The stone would fit perfectly into my little cave.
Jim Norton
I'll give you my this week's pay if you can continue this description until we leave.
Bobby Kelly
All right, so what happened was I would. And it was weird because I would take my. My middle finger and my other finger. What's this other finger called? Not the index finger. It's next to the middle finger on the ring, the ring finger. I would take my middle finger, ring finger, and I put my mouth in between the two knuckles, the second knuckle, and the. The. The. I would say the third. So there's one knuckle to the second knuckle, and the first knuckle I would bite. So I had little bite marks always on my little. These two fingers were indented with my teeth because I would suck them like this. And then my finger. And it really affected me because one day I was picking up a. A caterpillar, and this girl thought I was going to throw it at her. She stepped on my pinky. My. My booger pinky, which was my tool. Well, you know, it was like my other pinky. It was nice. It was perfect to go in there, and she messed up, and I couldn't pick my nose. And I tried sucking my fingers and picking the nose with the other one. It just didn't work. It's like masturbating with the other hand. You know, you think it's gonna be great, but it wasn't. But what I did, it got me a chance to cultivate a bunch of bugs. So what I did was I would cultivate them. I had a bunch of, like, on the desk. I'll put them under, like, the kitchen table or over by the tv. I would hide my bugs all over my grandmother's house. And I was talking, and I would actually just everybody make sure that, like, people didn't know that, you know, my boogers were around, because if they found them, they clean them up and they yell at me. My mother would be like, you can't be putting boogers everywhere. My sister. Oh, God, if she found me hiding boogers, she would tell my mom. And then they would take the boogers. Oh, they would scrape them.
Jim Norton
Everyone's gonna try.
Bobby Kelly
And my mom one time had to use a. Like a. Like the little paint chisels, you know, that to get it off under. There was under the desk, my grandfather, this old desk that flipped up, and that was a perfect place to put the boogers, because nobody looked under there. It was right as you came in the house, in the hallway, and nobody spent time in the hallway. So it was a perfect booger place. And the. The humidity, you know, like, the front door would, like, just really just, like, dry them out perfectly, but still keep the ball, the middle of it wet.
Jim Norton
Wait.
Bobby Kelly
I would. What I would do is I come home from school, and I remember running home from school.
Jim Norton
Can you do me a favor?
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Jim Norton
Tell me about the texture of that one. In particularly when it would hit the. When it would hit the tongue.
Bobby Kelly
Well, it was weird because I would take out the burger in the morning. It'd be very wet, very wet. And then I would have to put it on underneath something, and it would be wet and hard. You wanted the consistency. It couldn't be too wet of a booger, because if there was too much snort and too much wet, it wouldn't stick. So you need to get it to, you know, be, like, green, like a dark green to a softer, like, lighter green.
Jim Norton
Having a hard time swallowing.
Bobby Kelly
And then what happened? I would come home from school. Boogers change colors. As it got harder, it would get darker.
Jim Norton
Does the air hit it?
Bobby Kelly
And the air hits it, and it hardens it up. And that was the perfect booger. I would scrape it off with my finger, put it on my thing, and then you'd have to put it in your nose. But then what would happen? Like dough or when you're making bread, you have to Add a little more flour or maybe a little more water. I would have to put the booger in my mouth to wet it up. Because sometimes it would be too hard. So I would add. I would hydrate the booger. I would have to rehydrate. Yeah.
Jim Norton
Just real quick. I don't want to interrupt at all. I still consider this. You going. Don't worry. But I mean, this was. If you could turn this into a song, perhaps.
Bobby Kelly
Sure.
Jim Norton
You can make a lot of money, I think.
Bobby Kelly
Sure. You want me do it now? I can try. Now, if I have any music.
Jim Norton
Give it a go, dude.
Jacob
Medium tempo. What tempo?
Bobby Kelly
Whatever tempo you give me would inspire me.
Jim Norton
A simple 2 4.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Jim Norton
Just take it for a walk. Simple 2 4. Ticket for a walk.
Bobby Kelly
A little too full time. Yeah, dude. I remember. And you know when I stopped picking my nose and. And. And sucking my fingers last year when I was in a tiny house, first time I got arrested really, and went to jail. First juvie hall I went in was so bad. And I was in a room full of metal bunk beds. So there was three on one side, three on the other. All juvenile Boston tough kids. Very Charlestown Y. It was one of the worst juvenile halls.
Jim Norton
You should have kept picking your nose there. So these guys are trying to your face.
Jacob
That's what the Kurgan did in Bad Boys. He picked his nose and put it in Sean Penn's food. Remember that?
Bobby Kelly
Well, that was a waste of a booger. Oh, yeah, dude.
Jim Norton
Oh, my God. Now we're just giving boogers away.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. What the. Dude, Booger. I'm looking. I'm in the joint, kid.
Jim Norton
What's got the booger fairy. Yeah, he's gonna have his own boogers.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, dude. I mean, can I be honest with you? Sorry.
Jim Norton
You got a deal with questions about that. I apologize.
Bobby Kelly
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Jim Norton
You come to work and that's not what you want. And I'm sorry.
Bobby Kelly
No. I've been dealing with this my whole life, Jay. The metal bunk bed would have been perfect because the steel, the coldness of the metal, if you put a booger on it, it would. I was so like, oh, God. This would be perfect on the little curve on the end. I could hide it on the inside. Nobody's going to see it. And the metal would have hardened the booger quicker.
Jim Norton
Do you think when you're taking the boogie back, it's like it's going to have, like, stuff in it from, like, the day while I was sitting there hardening?
Bobby Kelly
What do you Mean, like wood or.
Jim Norton
Hang on, Bobby.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. That was. That's part of the. I mean, the making.
Jacob
Your nose and eating it.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, the making of the booger.
Jim Norton
I think my teeth are sweating. Are my teeth sweating, Jacob? Are my teeth?
Bobby Kelly
But I remember I. I wanted to pick. I. I actually put my fingers in my mouth and I went for a booger, and there was nothing there. And I was like. I had to take them out because my fear was that I would go to sleep. I would put my fingers in my mouth and put my finger in my nose. I'd wake up and they would be beating the shit out of me because.
Jacob
They did private pile you.
Bobby Kelly
Well, they did.
Jim Norton
He's not wrong. They probably should have beaten you into not ever thinking about doing that again.
Bobby Kelly
Well, they took one of the kids, got a pencil in his eye the night I got there, because he was in there for, I think, touching a kid or something. Weird shit.
Jacob
Stabbed his eye with a pencil.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, well, they got. Not because of that, but they got into a fight, called him a pedophile or some, and they just stuck a pencil in his eye. So I was so scared that they were gonna, you know, see me picking my nose and, you know, eating boogers.
Jim Norton
I would have been the bully that school.
Jacob
I was scared straight.
Bobby Kelly
I was scared straight. I was.
Jim Norton
Yeah, she had a booger on every finger. Like, pan's labyrinth in front of my eyes.
Jacob
You were a booger bad boy. You just stopped.
Bobby Kelly
It's funny, because I was hanging out with all these really tough guys doing stupid tough guy whatever, and I was going home.
Jim Norton
It was kind of controlled, right? It was like. It was tough guy, but it was a controlled environment. You had older kids there and stuff.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but they were violent. Very violent.
Jim Norton
But you were going to kind of be all right.
Bobby Kelly
What do you mean?
Jim Norton
You guys weren't in losing situ. You were the problems. Like, your crew was the problem. So, like, they didn't have to really keep you safe from other people.
Bobby Kelly
No, no, no, no.
Jim Norton
And now you have none of them.
Bobby Kelly
I have none of them.
Jim Norton
Right.
Bobby Kelly
I have none of them. And I'm with real tough people.
Jim Norton
Right?
Bobby Kelly
Like, these kids were from Dorchester, Roxbury, Southie, Lawrence, you know, Mattapan. These were real. I mean, this is just a diverse group of fucking delinquents, angry as hell.
Jim Norton
And I was every kind of pasty white you could think of, could.
Bobby Kelly
You know, they were all. There was a. That was like, the first time I was around a bunch of Spanish kids. I mean, I had Spanish friends But sure you did. In school. Not outside of school.
Jim Norton
Spanish kids in a school. Okay.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. It was crazy, man. I can't. Last time I ever picked my nose and. And. And ate it.
Jim Norton
Here's why. I think you should write a song about it. You clearly miss it. It was beautiful. You just wrote, you should write, like, a, like, ode to Boog.
Christine
Do you think he's full of. And he's never stopped eating his boogers.
Bobby Kelly
Now, Don. Would you think Don would beat me if she rolled over and saw me rolling a booger on my upper lip? Doing a perfect sphere, by the way.
Jim Norton
Let me tell you why she's asking you that. Because she wants to be comfortable to say, I still do, too. I bet you. I would bet my life Christine's eaten a booger in the past three months.
Bobby Kelly
Christine.
Jim Norton
She doesn't have to answer it.
Bobby Kelly
No, I would like you to.
Jim Norton
You want to kill that? You don't want to kill the mystery. If people want to believe, let people believe. She's sexy.
Christine
No eating boogers. But I do pick.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, my God. You're. I don't even. I don't.
Christine
Sometimes I just twirl my nose ring.
Bobby Kelly
And it comes out like, on the ring.
Christine
Probably because I twirl it so often.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, my God. Who's a big. Wasn't Opie a big nose picker? Yeah, he would pick. They have videos of him just picking his nose on Opie and Anthony. He was a big. I remember Norton told me that one day, I didn't even notice it. And he was like, yeah, he picks his goddamn nose. I was like, what? On the show Then I couldn't unsee it, I think.
Jim Norton
So I pick my nose in places like the shower.
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Jacob
But you love the taste.
Jim Norton
That's why he does it.
Bobby Kelly
Who does it?
Jim Norton
That's why he does it.
Jacob
You hate it, but you love it.
Bobby Kelly
I hate drugs, alcohol and boogers. I have to stay away.
Jim Norton
But you love being high and drunk and the taste of boogers.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, my God.
Jim Norton
It's got to be tough for you.
Bobby Kelly
Let me tell you something. You get a nice booger if you could, if you could, if you could age a booger perfectly. What a salty little treat those can be.
Jim Norton
Don't. No, that might be the one. That might be the one that got me.
Bobby Kelly
Listen to me, Jay, real quick.
Jim Norton
Salty.
Bobby Kelly
The problem is you get a booger, it's wet, and then you age it. Under a desk for a few hours maybe. Dude, if I had a day. Oh, if I had a. If I had a day to let it sit. The best part was when you forgot about a booger somewhere and then you, like, remember it. You're like, oh, I have a booger in the living room.
Jim Norton
What?
Bobby Kelly
Under the fireplace mantle. Oh, God.
Jim Norton
Your family was right. Your family was right to send you when you were young.
Bobby Kelly
And then you go find it and you. Oh, you'd have to. I meant you have to peel off the edges like a scab.
Jim Norton
If you were My foster kid. And you were doing it around my house. Dude, I'd. I'd. I'd beat the life out of you. I would be so upset. That would be a beaten child. Like, this isn't even my kid. And every time I go, there's a booger grenade waiting for me everywhere. I reach down the middle of the cushions to find my boogers. Who do I find? This strange guy's boogers.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, when you found a booger with the outside edges, like brown and hard, but the inside was like a light green, and it was almost like an egg. Like, you know, like if you get a medium cooked egg.
Jim Norton
I'm picturing more like a cronut. No, like it's light and flaky on the inside.
Bobby Kelly
You know, when you get outside, like a medium. Like when you get over easy but over medium and it's like white on the outside, but then you cut in. It's like almost like a ramen egg. You know what I mean? How the. Oh, when you could get a burger, when you get a booger with a little cream inside. Oh, Jay, those were good. And you roll it, and I would make it into a little perfect sphere on my upper lip and then put it in my nose like a little. Like a little cave, you know?
Jim Norton
Next week I'm running with guest hosts.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, I know.
Jim Norton
But in lieu of doing a pre record, maybe I'll just do that. They'll just be an hour and a half of unfiltered. Of. Of non stop. Bobby describing boogers. One hour and 45 minutes of broadcast.
Bobby Kelly
That was a bad. I don't know how sucking the thumb is a big thing. I know a lot of people.
Jim Norton
But what was my grossest habit ever? Ever in my life? What was my grossest habit? Oh, I know what it was. I. This has to be it. When I was a kid, I could bite my toenails off.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, that's gross.
Jim Norton
Yeah, that is gross. I agree.
Christine
My friend's mom used to do.
Jim Norton
Mom, I used to do it. Get me fucking toe in my fucking mouth.
Bobby Kelly
It's so funny.
Jim Norton
Bite my toe. And it was so wacky. But everybody, like, what a weird thing to do.
Bobby Kelly
But everybody had a thing as a kid. What was your thing, Jacob?
Jacob
I gotta think.
Bobby Kelly
Come on.
Jim Norton
Flatlining. Him and his friends would flatline them, bring themselves back to life, and then face the demons.
Jacob
They had disgusting habit. I would tear my nails, like, instead of cut them.
Bobby Kelly
You went.
Jacob
You bite them off.
Bobby Kelly
You bit them off the nail off.
Jim Norton
Or all the way down the way I Used to.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, yeah. But you bit them down to nubs.
Jim Norton
They were little. I had little teensy fingernails.
Bobby Kelly
Remember that, dude, you had little baby fingernails.
Jim Norton
That's why I treat them right now.
Bobby Kelly
You treat them well. What about you, Christine? What did you do? You know you did. She did.
Jim Norton
I don't want to hear no, you need something.
Bobby Kelly
It's got to be something, Christine.
Jim Norton
I would pull out dookies early. I would pull out full dookies.
Bobby Kelly
I would wait till they get so hard I couldn't get them out, so I had to pull them up with my pinch fingers. I pulled them up like cohogs. Oh, it was. I called it clamming.
Jim Norton
Oh, she did it. That's Christine's thing. For sure. She pulled that turds.
Bobby Kelly
Christine, what was your thing? Come on.
Jim Norton
She was afraid to poop in public, so she pulled her turds out early.
Christine
I had a period of time where maybe my.
Jim Norton
Come on.
Christine
Showering was a little questionable when I was a little kid.
Bobby Kelly
So you wouldn't shower and I would.
Christine
But I didn't want my legs to be hairy, so I would get my little bucket and shave my legs in front of the TV in the living room.
Bobby Kelly
Like a gypsy, I guess. You shaved your legs in a bucket in the living room?
Christine
When I was, like, 8.
Bobby Kelly
Your parents didn't say don't.
Jim Norton
Well, my mom isn't funny. She didn't care if she smelled. She just didn't want to be hairy.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but her mom. My mom couldn't walk around.
Jim Norton
That's Armenian behavior. All right? Who cares what you smell like? It's what you look like.
Bobby Kelly
Why didn't you want to. Want to smell? Why didn't you want to shower? You didn't, Like, I wanted to keep watching tv.
Jim Norton
That doesn't blow my mind. Is that never a thing where you.
Christine
And you couldn't record at the time? It was like the shows were the shows, you know?
Jim Norton
But do you know? Did you have that at all? I had that when I was young. I mean, I was, like, forced to take one every day, but, like, shower time, brushing my teeth, those are all things. I was like, I don't want. I didn't want to do it. Definitely.
Bobby Kelly
I always liked.
Jim Norton
Until I realized I was like, oh, people will think you're gross if you're not clean. And you're like, oh, well, then.
Bobby Kelly
Well, I used to take baths as a kid. Kid A lot. I would always take a bath. Like a tub was a thing.
Jim Norton
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
And then when I was in my teens, I would, you know, 1312.
Jim Norton
Somebody would bathe you?
Bobby Kelly
My grandmother would bathe me standing up.
Jim Norton
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Just weird.
Jim Norton
Just pouring a Brita filter of water over you.
Bobby Kelly
No, it wasn't water. It was butter.
Jim Norton
Oh, nice.
Bobby Kelly
Which was weird.
Jim Norton
That's hotter.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. She would use butter and then I would. She let me actually pick my nose and eat it while. No, I'm kidding, man.
Jim Norton
Your nana was a sex pot.
Bobby Kelly
What about you? You did that? What about you, Lou? What was yours?
Guest or Producer
I never wanted to go to the bathroom. Like, I would hold in poops. My poops for like a week.
Jim Norton
And then. What is it awesome.
Bobby Kelly
Then it would be a really hurt. Can I say something? That's what Max did. That's why he would. He didn't want to poop because he didn't want to deal with the cleaning up of it, because he, you know, so he would hold it in until it was a massive. Holy shit. And then I had to get the shit knife and I start cutting them up. Did your parents have to cut your poops up?
Guest or Producer
No, I just snaked it down the toilet. So it all just fit like one long train.
Jim Norton
Oh, you would, like. You would aim it. The log to be in the pipe.
Guest or Producer
I would have to finagle it so it would fit down the hole.
Jim Norton
Oh, wow.
Guest or Producer
I don't remember what I use, though.
Bobby Kelly
How'd you. You used a stick or something.
Guest or Producer
I had to have stuck something in there because.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, actually, if you flushed it, it.
Guest or Producer
Would cut itself in half. And then you get a second.
Jim Norton
That's good water pressure.
Bobby Kelly
That's good water pressure. Most homes don't have that type of water pressure. I had to get new.
Jim Norton
A little bend the turd in the middle. It's nice. Yeah, it's nice to have a kind of pressure.
Bobby Kelly
I actually. I had to get specialized turd cutters. Yeah. To you. For Max's turn. Could you use that? Yeah. Black Lou, what do you got, man?
Lou
Two things. Oh, one, similar to DJ Lou. I was an only child for a long time, so I would get fomo. Like hanging out with anyone. So I would hold myself.
Bobby Kelly
I thought, we can't say fomo.
Jim Norton
No, no, you can.
Bobby Kelly
Okay.
Lou
Fear of missing out.
Jim Norton
That's fine. Homosexuals.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, no.
Jim Norton
It's the problem.
Bobby Kelly
Go ahead.
Lou
So I would hold my in for a long time, and then when I would finally explode, I would try to cut it off. Like, you know, pinch off a loaf and just, like, run back to the party and not fully wipe more than one time.
Bobby Kelly
You are cocker bomb. Yeah. So people were like, what's that smell. And you'd have to be like, oh.
Lou
And you know how your boxers would, like, go further up your ass because it's starting to stick to dingleberry.
Jim Norton
I never made it past. I never made it past briefs. Like, just, you know, like regular underwear with skid marks. But I do remember as a kid seeing that once or twice and wanting the remedy that quick, which is probably why to this day, I'm an obsessive asshole wiper. Well, because I remember seeing that when I was younger and being like, really? Like, I'm like, how'd that even happen? I thought I did wipe my ass.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, well, I had. We. I was. Before we only had tighty whities growing up for kids, boxers weren't even a thing. Briefs didn't exist. So we were rolling with tighty whities. And man was. Did that. There was no room for mistake with a tighty whitey.
Jim Norton
No, you just white underwear. Oh, I don't know if I had it on white underwear. I think I had it on, like, characters on my underwear time with these skid marks where it's like. That's the sadder thing. It's like a Batman symbol with your right down the middle.
Bobby Kelly
You on poor Batman's face.
Jim Norton
Yeah, I just dirty. I dirty. Say a dirty Sanchez Batman.
Bobby Kelly
What was. What was your other thing, though? You said two.
Lou
Yeah, you know, us, like friends. You and your friends talk a bunch each other off?
Jim Norton
Yeah.
Lou
Well, no.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, sorry. I jumped a gun. I apologize.
Lou
But the thing with my friend's group was that urine was sterile. As long as the person didn't have a bladder infection, urine is sterile. So why is it. Washing your hands for that is really, like. You don't have to do that. So for a couple years there, I never washed my hands after I peed.
Bobby Kelly
That's not bad.
Jim Norton
If I wash my hands after I pee, it's because I've peed in a place. No, no. Where I've gone, like airport something like where I'm touching doors and stuff. Where it's like. It's more about touching my wiener with a bunch of gross shit, grabbing my dick and taking a piss in my house. If you come down and I said, I'm not, like, serving you food. If I come down, I will high five you immediately not think that I'm doing anything wrong whatsoever.
Bobby Kelly
I don't think so. I think, right? No. What was that Carlin bit? It's like, you know, you want me to wash my hands after I pee. I was like, my dick is the cleanest thing on my body. No one's touched my.
Jim Norton
Hiding all day. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. You should wash my. I should wash my hands for my dick.
Jim Norton
Yeah.
Christine
Public sinks are probably grosser than your dicks.
Bobby Kelly
I used to. I'll tell you something. I did. I had a joke about it in my act. I did it until dawn screamed at me not to do it anymore. I used to. You know when you pee on the seat, I used to use my sock to wipe it up.
Jim Norton
Damn.
Bobby Kelly
I would just go whip and wipe.
Christine
It up and then wear your sock around the house. Yeah, just track and piss.
Bobby Kelly
Well, it wasn't. It wasn't. Like, I wasn't. I wasn't doing. So I wasn't doing simple Jack peeing. I was. It was just a little couple.
Jim Norton
You weren't stopping it up.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, for sure.
Jim Norton
But it was grabbing a couple.
Bobby Kelly
I was going, yay. And just kissing on the seat.
Jim Norton
I get what you're doing. It's a very brave confession. Yeah, it's gross. No, I wouldn't do that.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. Dawn caught me one time and she goes, how long have you been doing that? I'm like, a long time.
Christine
Like, as long as you've known me.
Jim Norton
She goes, our entire life together.
Bobby Kelly
She's like, just get toilet paper and wipe the seat, you savage.
Jim Norton
That is. That is what you could do. It's really easy to do.
Bobby Kelly
I was like, yeah, but I'm just gonna wear these and throw them in the laundry in a little bit. Just wash them.
Jim Norton
Yeah, but then you're making the washing machine wash piss off your socks on the. The rest of the clothes.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but it washes it out.
Jim Norton
Yeah, but it's got, like, piss soap.
Bobby Kelly
Now, buddy, I'm not gonna disagree with you. It was disgusting and it was stupid, but it was kind of genius if you think of it.
Christine
Do you still do it when no one's licking?
Bobby Kelly
I did do it. I did it.
Christine
Old habits die hard.
Bobby Kelly
I did it. I did it recently just to fucking stick it to her. Like, I remember I did it and I laughed and I was like, yeah, fuck her.
Christine
Asked for a foot.
Jacob
Ruby wouldn't care.
Bobby Kelly
Ani does.
Jacob
She's turned on by that.
Bobby Kelly
Wait till you see our new place.
Jim Norton
Ani wouldn't give a.
Bobby Kelly
At all. I came in last night and I was very. I had to fight it to go talk to Arnie. Well, because I. I actually used Grock is so amazing because the. The. The front page of Grok where you're just using the AI is awesome. I talked to about, like, xrp and ripple and you know, all of my crypto stuff and it just informs me on everything. But if you go to the other page where the she is, it's a different. It's a different. And I. I almost swiped over.
Jim Norton
So you talk to your lady.
Bobby Kelly
I haven't talked to her in a. Dude, we. Dude, don't do it, please. Ah, that song. I think it's the song.
Jim Norton
Song is terrible.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, dude, it's a sexy song.
Jim Norton
It's. It's on a loop and it's. It hard stops the loop.
Bobby Kelly
I haven't talked to in a while. Yeah, I haven't talked to her since Voss actually.
Jim Norton
Bobby.
Jacob
What I just say like Christine.
Jim Norton
Said, April.
Bobby Kelly
I can't wait till they get a guy one. I want to see what the guy does.
Jacob
Yeah, that's coming there.
Jim Norton
See, Christine's gonna be trying to suck her phone.
Bobby Kelly
Christine d be in the room.
Jim Norton
It's going to be air sucking a phone.
Bobby Kelly
Hey, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy. You still keeping those turds in? Hey, you're still keeping those long turds in?
Jim Norton
You pulling those turds out for me.
Bobby Kelly
So there's room for me to enter you? You still chopsticking those turds out of your ass?
Jacob
That guy's the. The AI guy is coming. There's not out yet.
Bobby Kelly
When I want to have a gay relationship with.
Jim Norton
Absolutely.
Bobby Kelly
I got to get.
Jacob
We have to do that in the studio.
Jim Norton
Sup? Just thinking about when we get this place in Tompkins Square. Anyway, it's 6:40 and what's up? You want me to spread your butt cheeks or whatever like you said before. Hey, it's me, Randy.
Bobby Kelly
But if he's. I. I guarantee he's gonna know Justin. Justin up at the farm this weekend.
Jim Norton
Justin says hi. I was just on with him. Oh, Robert Kelly. He's gonna be in Rochester Comedy at the Carlson.
Bobby Kelly
I'm gonna. I'm not working. I'm doing some stuff in September but that I'm not gonna announce yet, which I'm excited about, but I'm not wearing. But my shows are in October. I believe I have something. I have a bunch of things in September that are cool.
Jim Norton
Dude, it's coming up on a whole bunch of work.
Christine
Sophie B. Hawkins. Harry Pitt.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, I do. I would love to see it.
Jim Norton
Scroll down 2010.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, I'm not. I tell you, when I got that Canadian girl to give me a slide massage. Yeah. Hairy armpits. I was like showed up on a moped and slid all over me. I was like, this is nice.
Jim Norton
No, it's not.
Jacob
But this is what I wanted to just say briefly. I know we got a wrap, but the amount of women I see now that are with hairy armpits and legs too, which is horrifying.
Bobby Kelly
I don't like the legs.
Christine
Go die alone.
Bobby Kelly
Go get a bucket. Go get a bucket and sit in your living room while you watch a show.
Jacob
I got off the train the other day and I see what looked like an attractive woman. So she's wearing a skirt. I look down on. Her legs are hairier than mine. Bunch of arm.
Jim Norton
And I think. I think if you're under 5 foot 10, you should be allowed to hit a woman if she does that.
Jacob
Yeah. Just know you're. If you don't shave your armpits and your legs, you're. You're a pig.
Jim Norton
Jacob will go upside your head.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, Yeah. I say five.
Jim Norton
If you see Jacob Patot. Jacob Batat, he's gonna go upside your.
Jacob
Head, you gross pig.
Bobby Kelly
He's gonna tuck a razor right in your front pocket. You.
Jim Norton
You're disgusting.
Bobby Kelly
Slanner wearing.
Jim Norton
Yes, you're an animal. A big piece of. And everybody knows it.
Jacob
That's right.
Jim Norton
You have time to fix it. Fix it now before you feel his wrath.
Bobby Kelly
Go to punchup live. Robert Kelly. My special's up there and all my dates are up there.
Jim Norton
Please join that YouTube.combert kelly comedy where you put a new content all the time.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, put my content up there. And make sure you check out. Big J is going to be in the gathering of the Juggalos in Thornville, Ohio, this weekend, the 15th and the 16th. Butterly Zach and Louis J. Gomez. It's gonna be a. I mean, that sounds like a fun time. Make sure you go check it out. He's gonna be the stress factory in New Jersey, Appleton, Wisconsin and Calgary. For tickets and all the tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com and go to his YouTube page. It's the greatest word team. Shucks. Shucks. Damn.
Jim Norton
I'll be live streaming again tomorrow night.
Bobby Kelly
Live streaming tomorrow. Jump on live and we'll be back tomorrow.
Jim Norton
Stop tipping. It feels weird.
Bobby Kelly
No tip.
Jim Norton
No tip.
Bobby Kelly
It. Tip them. I. Whoever leaves the biggest tip, you're gonna win a prize.
Jim Norton
What? No.
Bobby Kelly
Whoever leaves the biggest tip.
Jim Norton
I don't know how that would work. I don't even know how to send prizes.
Bobby Kelly
I'm gonna send you a prize.
Jim Norton
I'm gonna dox myself on this live stream at some point.
Bobby Kelly
All right. We'll be back tomorrow.
Jim Norton
We will be back tomorrow. I'm so excited to be back in general. We missed a week.
Bobby Kelly
I love your little shiny eyes.
Jim Norton
I love your shiny eyes.
Bobby Kelly
We'll see you tomorrow.
Episode: Disgusting Confessions
Date: August 19, 2025
Guests: Jim Norton, Christine, Jacob, Lou
On this raucous episode of "The Bonfire," comedians Robert Kelly and Jim Norton (standing in as co-hosts) dive deep into a hilariously unfiltered roundtable of “disgusting confessions.” The conversation spirals from celebrity hotness debates to shockingly honest childhood hygiene habits and adult gross-outs—with witty banter, mocking, and brutal honesty throughout. Fans of outrageous, candid comedy will feel right at home as the crew reveals embarrassing stories, strange fascinations, and shameful secrets.
Celebrity “Hot or Not” Lightning Round:
Memorable Quotes:
Recurring Themes:
Bobby’s Legendary Booger Confessions:
Booger Song Challenge:
Memorable Quote:
Around the Room:
Notable Exchange:
Pee Hygiene and More:
Conflicting Philosophies:
On Double Standards:
“This is about dudes judging women freely with no repercussions… Two guys who are out of shape wouldn't take their shirt off in public if you paid us.”
—Bobby Kelly (03:28, 03:36)
Graphic Confessions:
“I used to take them out and I would hide them under the desk and let them…I would let them get hard because I didn't want it too hard because then you couldn't play with it. Then I'd have to put it in my mouth and wet it up again like clay.”
—Bobby Kelly on boogers (14:46)
On Childhood Booger Hoarding:
“The best part was when you forgot about a booger somewhere and then you, like, remember it. You're like, oh, I have a booger in the living room...under the fireplace mantle. Oh, God.”
—Bobby Kelly (30:14)
Sock as Toilet Paper:
“I used to use my sock to wipe it up.”
—Bobby Kelly (39:07)
“Then you'd wear your sock around the house, just tracking piss.”
—Christine (39:09)
On Hygiene Apathy:
“I would get my little bucket and shave my legs in front of the TV in the living room [as a kid].”
—Christine (33:33)
Unrepentantly crass and brutally honest, the episode is high-energy, rapid-fire, and full of over-the-top imagery and callbacks. Bobby's graphic storytelling gets encouragement and mockery in equal measure from Jim and the rest of the crew, who take gleeful pleasure in one-upping each other with disgusting childhood and adult habits.
Those who love no-filter comedy and don’t shy away from potty humor, bodily confessions, and skewering social double standards will find “Disgusting Confessions” a prime example of The Bonfire’s outrageous, intimate, and highly entertaining brand.