Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Episode: Dumbbells with Robbie Bernstein
Release Date: July 23, 2025
In this episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly delve into a variety of humorous and candid topics, featuring special guest Robbie Bernstein. The conversation seamlessly transitions from sports commentary to the intricacies of stand-up comedy tours, peppered with the hosts' signature blunt humor and unfiltered honesty.
Tom Brennaman and the "Fat Capital of the World"
The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about baseball announcer Tom Brennaman and his notorious remark, "fat capital of the world," humorously speculated to reference San Francisco.
- Big Jay Oakerson [01:25]: "We are back. Tom Brennan. Brennaman. I can't remember his name. The baseball announcer... 'fat capital of the world.'"
- Robert Kelly [01:44]: "San Francisco."
- Big Jay Oakerson [01:49]: "I love the live, the pregame show... He's back though."
Robbie Bernstein’s Summer Porch Tour
Robbie Bernstein shares insights into his ambitious "Summer Porch Tour," detailing the logistics of performing across various private locations and the growth of his tour over the years.
- Robbie Bernstein [02:17]: "Yes. This is like it looks like it's getting bigger and bigger though."
- Big Jay Oakerson [02:27]: "It is funny that everyone will just have to assume he was talking about San Francisco."
Logistical Challenges and Audience Dynamics
The conversation shifts to the challenges Bernstein faces while touring, including incorrect addresses and managing diverse audience types, such as sovereign citizens who challenge legal norms.
- Robbie Bernstein [03:26]: "I had the wrong address."
- Robert Kelly [04:44]: "Do you book shows with sovereign citizens?"
- Big Jay Oakerson [05:50]: "They just say they never receive anything... they don't have to pay their mortgage."
Comedic Take on Conor McGregor’s Explicit Photos
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a humorous and explicit discussion about Conor McGregor allegedly sending unsolicited photos of his genitalia to Iggy Azalea, blending celebrity gossip with crude humor.
- Big Jay Oakerson [19:13]: "He's holding a weight up with his dick."
- Robert Kelly [25:14]: "Does he have erectile dysfunction problems?"
- Big Jay Oakerson [26:44]: "Look at her ass... That's not her. It's AI."
Humor Surrounding Genitalia and Personal Preferences
The hosts engage in a playful and explicit dialogue about preferences in pubic hair grooming and the aesthetics of male genitalia, maintaining the show's trademark edgy humor.
- Big Jay Oakerson [28:05]: "Shave your balls for sure. Shave all around."
- Robert Kelly [33:03]: "What? She has a tattoo. The Olympic tattoo."
Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events
As the episode wraps up, Big Jay and Robert promote upcoming shows and tours, maintaining their energetic and engaging rapport.
- Robbie Bernstein [41:44]: "Robbie's on the porch tour."
- Robert Kelly [42:51]: "Go check that out if you can."
This episode offers listeners a blend of sports anecdotes, the behind-the-scenes reality of stand-up comedy tours, and unabashedly raw humor about celebrities and personal preferences. Robbie Bernstein’s experiences add depth to the conversation, providing a unique perspective on performing in unconventional venues. Throughout the episode, notable quotes punctuate the dialogue, enhancing the engaging and dynamic nature of the show.
Notable Quotes:
- Big Jay Oakerson [05:50]: "They just yell at court and you know, yell at the judge for doing something that you know he's not doing it right way."
- Robbie Bernstein [13:29]: "But I put up tickets. So for the most part, unless it's a private, I just put up tickets."
- Robert Kelly [25:47]: "You have to prove it can perform feats of strength."
- Big Jay Oakerson [32:34]: "It's the outline of the bonfire logo burning the screen."
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, highlighting the interplay between the hosts and their guest, the variety of topics covered, and the humor that defines The Bonfire.