Enough Is Enough

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Enough Is Enough" – The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Release Date: July 15, 2025
Channel: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly

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Introduction to the Episode

In the "Enough Is Enough" episode of The Bonfire, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive into a mix of humorous anecdotes, personal experiences, and candid conversations. The episode seamlessly blends comedy with relatable topics, engaging listeners from start to finish.

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Peptides and Personal Health

The hosts kick off their discussion by delving into the topic of peptides, sharing their personal journeys and the challenges they've faced.

• Big Jay Oakerson ([03:00]): “I had to get myself the tea last night. Christine went to bed sick, so I had to give myself the tea. That's a hard needle to push in by yourself.”

• Bobby Kelly ([04:12]): “It's kind of annoying. I couldn't do the big needle in the T, though. I can't do the muscular. I had to do it right in my subcutaneous.”

They discuss the complexities of administering peptides, the physical difficulties involved, and the impact on their health routines. Jay shares his frustrations with missed doses and the unintended consequences of his peptide regimen.

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Haunted Hotel Adventures

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Bobby Kelly's spooky experience at a haunted hotel in New Hampshire. He recounts eerie encounters and ghost sightings, emphasizing the blend of humor and genuine intrigue.

• Bobby Kelly ([09:00]): “This hotel is haunted. And there's actually photos on the Internet of the ghost.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([13:16]): “You see, Bobby, I'll stay in a haunted place with you, okay? And I probably, in the middle of the night, will be uncomfortable and nervous, but we're not going to see anything.”

Bobby details his interactions with the supernatural, including encounters with the "Lady of the Hotel," and the practical steps taken to document these phenomena. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they debate the authenticity of ghost sightings and the stereotypes surrounding ghostly apparitions.

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Weekend Escapades and Activities

Transitioning from the supernatural to everyday adventures, the hosts share their weekend activities, highlighting their camaraderie and the humorous side of their experiences.

• Bobby Kelly ([19:27]): “I sent you two pictures. I love the gun.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([27:21]): “So Friday you made the plans for Sunday. And I sent you three things this week. Again.”

They discuss trips to shooting ranges, handling new firearms, and the logistics of planning weekend outings. The banter continues as they reminisce about shared experiences, including playing Rock Band and attending local events.

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Rock Band Shenanigans

The duo entertains listeners with tales of their attempts at forming a Rock Band, filled with playful self-deprecation and humorous mishaps.

• Big Jay Oakerson ([28:14]): “You got to use two hands to play Rock Band, dude.”

• Bobby Kelly ([32:51]): “I know. No, cuz you'll micro correct me on.”

They navigate the challenges of synchronizing their musical talents, the frustrations of technical glitches, and the joy of making music together. Their lighthearted approach underscores the fun and frustration inherent in collaborative creative endeavors.

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Reflections on Friendship and Collaboration

Towards the episode's conclusion, Jay and Bobby reflect on their friendship, the dynamics of their collaborations, and the importance of mutual support.

• Bobby Kelly ([41:22]): “I love both of you. I love makes me sick.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([41:51]): “And just like life. Yeah, that Night. Dan left and you were still there.”

They discuss moments of conflict and reconciliation, emphasizing the strength of their partnership despite occasional disagreements. The conversation highlights the balance between personal relationships and professional collaborations, showcasing their deep-seated respect and affection for one another.

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Conclusion

"Enough Is Enough" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful conversations that encapsulate the essence of The Bonfire. Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly's effortless chemistry and unfiltered honesty create an engaging listening experience, making complex topics approachable and entertaining for their audience.

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Notable Quotes:

• Big Jay Oakerson ([03:00]): “I had to get myself the tea last night. Christine went to bed sick, so I had to give myself the tea. That's a hard needle to push in by yourself.”

• Bobby Kelly ([09:00]): “This hotel is haunted. And there's actually photos on the Internet of the ghost.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([13:16]): “You see, Bobby, I'll stay in a haunted place with you, okay? And I probably, in the middle of the night, will be uncomfortable and nervous, but we're not going to see anything.”

• Bobby Kelly ([19:27]): “I sent you two pictures. I love the gun.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([28:14]): “You got to use two hands to play Rock Band, dude.”

• Bobby Kelly ([32:51]): “I know. No, cuz you'll micro correct me on.”

• Bobby Kelly ([41:22]): “I love both of you. I love makes me sick.”

• Big Jay Oakerson ([41:51]): “And just like life. Yeah, that Night. Dan left and you were still there.”

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Transcript

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. You're cute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Old anti Semitic Christine strikes again. Wow, he happens to be Jewish. The guy can't sing a song, for Christ's sakes. You what? The songs I like about Disturbed, I like, I've seen them perform live, so I never paid to see a Disturbed show in my life, but I've seen them. They're always on Oz Fest and always on any of those shows. Always. Or package deals. And they were always like fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I'm racist a little bit because when I thought it was Jewish, I don't care. But I was like, really? You know, I mean, because you think of rock and roll guys, it's cool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't think.

[Bobby Kelly]

You never think. Yeah, you never think when you think of rock guys who are singing like this. I don't. Once you learn their background, you're like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, that's been the funniest is having to find out how many white rappers are Jewish. Because they got. They're like, they're the only people like standing up for this. And like, yo, I can't sit and listen to this anymore. It's like, thanks MC Tomato Face or whatever the stupid white rapper name is.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's a lot, a lot of musicians are Jewish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, there's some. Well, we're finding this out because some of these white rappers hate Dave. They hate Dave Smith.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody hates.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So then I have to see them And I go, they're like. They're like, guys, you didn't know that Necro was Jew? Was Jewish. Necro. If your name is Necro, you don't need people to find out you're Jewish. You don't need to find out anything about your religion. Your name is Necro.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're supposed to know anything about any of these guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right, Exactly. You're just supposed to. No. Is that the guy who is angry Dave?

[Bobby Kelly]

I. You know what? I don't know if that's actually the guy on the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't either.

[Bobby Kelly]

That you putting your peptides in?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had to get myself the tea last night. Christine went to bed sick, so I had to give myself the tea. That's a hard needle to push in by yourself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you should do the. I do the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I bled like a pig.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you do the big needle or the little one?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you did the. You did. Into the muscle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't do the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. In my fat ass. Who convinced you to do peptides also? Well, I'm not doing peptides anymore because I think our housekeeper stole them. And then I never. Haven't gone back to the place yet.

[Bobby Kelly]

They stole your peptides.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they keep sending me testosterone, so I have that, you know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Someone took your peptides?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, someone took my peptides. Christine says she didn't do it. And they're not in the fridge where they have to be, so they're gone. So I have to get new peptides. In fairness, can I tell you this with the peptides? No, they're peptides. And I mean this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When I was. Before I took them, my shoulder would hurt me a lot when I was lifting, bench pressing. And now it's not hurting quite as much. But I will say that said, I never did like a full five days, two days off, like, cycle at all. I took them the first week, then I was gone for a week. Like, I wasn't able to take them at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then I came back, the other ones were gone. And then it was like another week and a half. It was. And I just.

[Bobby Kelly]

I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One week I did like two and then forgot two. So I was like, on Sunday, I'll start the new bet. And then it just was. Ran out like two more later. So I just. I never really did anything to it. I didn't do them right.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're. It's kind of annoying. I mean, I couldn't do the big needle in the T, though. I can't do the muscular. I had to do it right in my subcutaneous. I just, I. I take it out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. With a big.

[Bobby Kelly]

With the big needle. And then I change the needle to a little. And then I sub cue it right into my little belly fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is it hard to push in? It's like thick.

[Bobby Kelly]

I couldn't do it. I couldn't. You know, you. When you. No, no, no. When you have the little needle, it's. It's very easy, but it's very thick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To go through the needle.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's fine. You can push. You have to go slow and it goes right through. And the little needle, I don't feel it. But the big needle, I can't do. I wouldn't be able to do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I pulled my. I pulled my right out and I looked back and then I jammed it and I pushed. And then I felt like I was like getting, like pretty heavy resistance, so I pulled it out o. And saw that there was still more than half of it left to do. So I was like, God damn it. And I jammed it in again and then squeezed really hard. And then.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wake her up, huh? Wake her up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think she was awake.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would have. I would have been like, dawn, get over here and do this. I'm not doing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Coppertone Girled yourself. Yeah, gave myself a little ass blast. No big whoop.

[Bobby Kelly]

Geez. How is it making you feel? You feeling better?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Maybe. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are peptides supposed to do? I know tea, but what are.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's different peptides for everything. But the tea is supposed to make you, you know, feel better during the day, more energy, be able to. When you work out, you can do more.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I guess I made some gains in the gym. Swell. Academy.

[Bobby Kelly]

What did you do this weekend? What happened? I actually. I went up to the tiny house again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. Yeah. You said you went to the. You went to the Shining man for fireworks.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry, that was the Vegas to answer what peptides are like. Well, it does other.

[Bobby Kelly]

Does a bunch of things because there's so many. I'll tell you why. There's so many peptides for every.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All kinds of healing shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but you can do a peptide to heal. You can do a peptide for sex. Like the one I'm on. I forget the name of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

None of them are proven.

[Bobby Kelly]

This. This is actually helps you sleep better. Sex gives your sex drive a little oomph, makes you hornier, and it's working for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby has been staying much harder lately.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll be honest. I don't. In his mouth?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I. I give little credit to my mouth, mostly to the Peptides.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He smokes so much weed and it gets dry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just have to, like, pour.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's amazing. It's amazing. This guy can stay hard in my mouth, but the Peptides make it so it doesn't matter.

[Bobby Kelly]

One of those, like. Well, the little mints that wet your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mouth, I can only assume it's like putting your dick into a sandpaper flower. But the guy wants to fuck my mouth. We do what we gotta do. Peptides are helping, I guess.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is the answer helping? I mean, now he. Actually, I heard that it would take.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me forever because I'd give him this dry blow job and he would get soft and then I have to work him hard again by dancing around the room the way he likes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So you're taking Peptides for bone and sleep. And you're taking it for what?

[Bobby Kelly]

To blow me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To blow Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, to blow me. And I make him wear a wing. And I make him stand in the corner backwards and tickle his own ass with his hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These peptides are. They're eradicating my straight genes and leaving just the gay ones. It's been weird, but he's taking the journey.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm taking the Peptides that make me more manly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's my longevity journey. So. It's my journey in the longevity.

[Bobby Kelly]

We went up to New Hampshire, we got two more guns.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You went to the Shining.

[Bobby Kelly]

I sent you the pictures.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you went to the Shining Mansion.

[Bobby Kelly]

No response from you. By the way, I love the gun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got the rifle.

[Bobby Kelly]

I sent you two pictures.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought that was a gun. You already had the one in the case.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. Brand new handgun. Sig.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Got a brand new Sig I saw you in.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then I got a brand new Marlin 3030 tactical lever action, which is like one of the hardest lever actions to get right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it was smart, by the way, to not show the other side when I saw Max.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You guys at the shooting range and. But they only had the one angle because you don't want to show. They were shooting at, like, random black people, which was fucking pretty wild there. Which I guess it's okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it was a target.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, well, I call them people targets. People. Okay, sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Let me tell you something, dude. Nuts. No, we were shooting targets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay? Bobby, your family will bury all this because you come from crazy amounts of money.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't come from money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, right, we're stopping saying that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we shot guns. I think we shot every day, which is great. He's so into shooting. And then. And then we went fishing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guys, grill at all for 4th of July or just like, was it. No, we went to that hotel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Spooky. Excuse my friend Spooky. That's his nickname. Spooky White. You know?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is he? White.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's white.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's all right. I'll check something.

[Bobby Kelly]

My target buddy. Sure. Yeah. My friend Spooky.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I guess my friend Sambo better be a white guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

He. His father is, like, the king of, like, Loon Mountain, and he has this hookup. Mount Washington is like we talked about last year, the grand. One of the last grand hotels.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, do you go to this hotel every year hoping this will be the year you get possessed and murder your own family and are living free again?

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I tell you something?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

This hotel is haunted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

And there's actually photos on the Internet of the ghost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. Are they posing?

[Bobby Kelly]

You can go to the front desk and take. And say, hey, can I see the photos of the ghost? And they have a stack of photos you can go through of sightings of this woman who. Her husband made this hotel. They built this in, like, a year.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, why is this not the news on every single station?

[Bobby Kelly]

It was. It was Never was. But they want to squelch the. This. It's like the. You know, it's like everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They want to squelch it.

[Bobby Kelly]

They want to squelch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They'll show you pictures of it at the lobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, if you're at the lobby, you're there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Plenty of time to get out of there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's the lady in the blue dress or something. The lady who used to own the hotel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But this is where you went last year.

[Bobby Kelly]

I went last year. But this year was much better. No fight this year. We showed up, we put our blankets down away from everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you think it's haunted by the guy you had to kill last year?

[Bobby Kelly]

We didn't kill anybody last year. I mean, he almost would have been killed because Spooky and his brother. But his father owns Spooky, like, everything. Like, he knows everybody went to the mountain, and they. They have, like, a zip line that goes over the river Spooky from one side to the other, which is nuts. And it was closed. And he walked in, and they're like, all right. Well, they opened it back up for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Spooky.

[Bobby Kelly]

We went up to the top of the mountain. There she is right there. So that lady would Sit in that. See that balcony?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

She would sit up there and watch all the women come down the grand stairway and whatever they. She would look at what they were wearing and then go up and address. Dress herself appropriately to be better than all the other women.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

And this is the woman. This is the. Supposedly the woman that is haunting the hotel. And you can go to the room that's haunted and you can rent it. You can rent the haunted room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why do they renovate haunted places? They renovate it some point.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh yeah. Well, this is. Dude, this is a grand hotel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. The grand hotel means you have to renovate it and they have to have like a really nice breakfast.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And also evil hauntings in one of the rooms.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. So I don't think she's evil though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's gatherings. Someone's hired to play a piano to keep it light. Some light fare. I'm assuming a multi room. I've stayed in nice hotels. A multi room breakfast buffet that brings out the. The fattest and the funniest of the people. And somewhere in that hotel also a doorway to hell.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I mean, she might be just as lost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fireworks outside room service sometimes changing cable networks, updating the movies available on the television. WI Fi. And somewhere in the midst of all that spooky specter poltergeist happening in one of the rooms, particularly where the old lady was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, man, I know you're not a believer. Okay, listen, let me just finish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They've had to change the POS system several times there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They hire and fire.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Housekeeping, all this stuff. Moving on. Laundry. White's laundry.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The housekeepers talking shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you see whites Laundry?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. The housekeepers talking shit while they're folding hospital corners into the bed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Little soaps, little shampoos and body lotions. People whacking off people having sex. People whacking off the people filming pornography. And somewhere in the midst of all of that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One room.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Has a. Like a Hellraiser, like entry into. I'm gonna hoary netherworld.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sending her. She can't find it. I'm gonna send her the. The actual photo. This. No, that's not. This. I don't. First of all, I need your attitude. Second of all, I'm sending you the video of the ghost in the photo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know every time I smoke near a light, I see a ghost? Now a lot of people are just like, buddy, that's just smoke from the cigarette going through the light. And I'm like, shut up, you non. Believer, buddy. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's okay to be a non believer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

But this hotel is haunted by the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lady of the hotel, and you know it. Unzipped your pants. But, honey, no. Donna was a spooky ghost.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I was there. I have proof. Did you get it? No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You stayed at the hotel or you just one to the ground?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna. Me and Don are actually gonna. Now that you're ghost hunters, you guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are gonna ghost hunt. Nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stay in that hotel, and I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna pay for that room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about I stay in it with you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I'll do it in five seconds.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about me and you. How about me and you stay in a haunted place? And it should be scarier than that haunted place. That place isn't even scary.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, let's go to Philadelphia to the. The prison.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, we're not spending the night in the prison.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why? We could.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not allowed to. I don't think.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, let's not. Let's do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, what was my favorite. Still my favorite thing ever? The hotel you stayed at the haunted room. Yeah, that with the Doritos circle. There's salt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or salt, because Christine's a witch, and I needed help, and she told me, you need a salt ring to protect you. And I had. I had Doritos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a lot of sodium. And Doritos, there's a lot of. I know. NaCl. As long as it's NaCl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, do you see the ghost in the photo? Do you see it? I sent it to you, Christine, in the chat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I know what this is. You say you see the ghost, and then it's actually, I'm looking past you. Dick.

[Bobby Kelly]

You see it right there? See the ghost? Do you see it right there? That's a photo of a wedding that they took. And she made an appearance in the photo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She showed up.

[Bobby Kelly]

She showed up right there. Look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, Look.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you see it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You see it, right? That's a person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. It's either like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's playing the library.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whimsical part of the Ghostbusters, where it's fun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're still light and fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm telling you. Look at that. Look at. Look at it. Look at it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You see, Bobby, I'll stay in a haunted place with you, okay? And I probably, in the middle of the night, will be uncomfortable and nervous, but we're not going to see anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

And if we do what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you, you know, you have.

[Bobby Kelly]

To say, take my soul. You have to say, take my soul.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I give my. My soul to hell.

[Bobby Kelly]

I give my soul to you, Whoever you are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

100.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. And you have to just let it take you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I will.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you can't you fire me from the show because I have a demon in me? Possessing.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. I just need to know moving forward. We have contract, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would never, ever do this show. Even you. Or a demon version of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. I'm fine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So just me, just with more like, evil smile.

[Bobby Kelly]

Evil smile. And you're just looking over and just looking at me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, what are you doing this evening? Hey, bud. Oh, hey.

[Bobby Kelly]

The power of Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey. Sorry. I pushed him back down. Sorry. That was Pazuzu. He's a demon knitter. Archangel Gabriel.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. I am following. There is a thing I'm following on Instagram. I forget the name of the account where it has all this creepy crazy that has happened, like, paranormal stuff. And it's pretty hard to explain some of this stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure. I mean, pretty hard to explain, I bet.

[Bobby Kelly]

There it is right there. Look at that. Okay, so that's the photo. That's the little photo of the wedding photo. Right. And then look at the thing. Look in the corner. Yeah, Guys, look in the corner. What is that? Explain it. Lou. Look at it. DJ Lou. Look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at that. Look it. What is that? Christine, what is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's called a. It's a doctored photograph. So what they do is they take pictures and they change them, and they call that doctoring. It's a slang term.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not a doc. That's a photo that they took there. They didn't doctor it. That's the photo. No, black glue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a picture of.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is that? You see it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do see a. A silhouette.

[Bobby Kelly]

Of a what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A clear silhouette.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is weird, though. Why are all ghosts white women?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why are they all.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why are they all 95 of ghosts of white women?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why are they all draped in gowns?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Why are they always. It's always. You never see an updated, like, Donna Summer black ghost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Which is like a lady with, like, a. Like. Like someone's aunt, just with, like, a short haircut. Like, get taken. Ready to take back the city.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She's booing you like Apollo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Never dressed like a divor.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's always in a gown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because they died in some tragic gown night.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no new ghosts. There's no. Yeah, there's no. Not even like a 1985 parachute pant. Michael Jackson jacket wearing Ghost feel like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

20S and 1920s and earlier.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's all veils and shit. It's all old dresses.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We did our fireworks this year. Not at Ojone Motel, just at Aries.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did? You did. Oh, you watched the fireworks?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. You went to Aries?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Went to Ari's.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's good. That was Friday night. That was, right? Did you drive into the city?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you parked over at his house somewhere? Did you get a lot or something?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. No easy parking that day. Is it really Fourth of July? Yeah. No one's here really.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fourth of July. Nobody's in the city.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Anyone with a car usually gets out of this. It goes to the beach or something.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't even think of that. Yeah, I guess so. Was it good?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it was fun. Fun hang.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ari threw up some burgers, some Jewish burgers. What?

[Bobby Kelly]

Were they good?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know. I think I'm racist. They were very said Jewish burgers. I was like. I just pictured some type of burger that had to be blessed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then the rest of the week it was relatively uneventful.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean? What'd you do? Nothing. Hang out at the house?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mostly. At the house. Saturday? Nothing. Right. Errands either. Run errands and stuff?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. What'd you do Saturday?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just errands, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

Errands?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Just run some errands.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean, errands? What's an errand? What did you do for an errand? What's an errand?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get some stu into the store, got the car washed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Best Buy. You went to Best Buy Gas?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That's. That's fucking 45 minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Errands.

[Bobby Kelly]

What'd you do for the day?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went to the grocery store. Found out that Aaron Berg lives near us.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And nice house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black Lou, I don't want you to judge this right now when I say this, but we went in the stop and Shop first and loved it. Fell in love. And then he was saying shoprite, which is just a block or two away, is the one. Go to shoprite. We went to shop right the other day. Ghetto. Yeah, ghetto. Now I will say stop and shop while not ghetto. Everyone that works there is almost or some level of on spectrum thing. They talk too much. They don't talk enough. They're weird. They're whatever. Even the deli guy may be one of the slowest Things I've ever seen in my life. But I was also apologized to for that. Without me complaining. A lady came over and took over and she was like, sorry about that. So maybe that wasn't his section, but a lot of people there that when you're talking to him, you're like, this guy's not here. Like, his brain's not here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Shoprite is ghetto.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But Chopra was ghetto. Stop and shop.

[Bobby Kelly]

What'd you get? What'd you get at stop and shop?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why, just burgers, dog, some hot dogs and snacky shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Burgers and hot dogs. Yeah, and snacky shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Well, you know, we have a grill.

[Bobby Kelly]

So would you have a party? Do you have to do a little thing Saturday? No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, we did not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nobody came over. You didn't have a Saturday, like, Saturday thing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No Saturday thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

No Saturday. What's going on, guys?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just the two of you?

[Bobby Kelly]

What's up? What's up?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's up with what?

[Bobby Kelly]

What's going on? Something's going on. Christine's. I caught something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I feel like Bobby's.

[Bobby Kelly]

What did you catch? What's happening?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this isn't Saturday.

[Bobby Kelly]

When was this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You didn't ask me where I did Sunday.

[Bobby Kelly]

What'd you do Sunday?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just hung out the house, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

What did you do, bro?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hung out the house and I grilled some burgers.

[Bobby Kelly]

With who? Did you have another day?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is this? What did you do? Who came over? You have people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, well, I knew Christine showing you a video you had.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. Wow. What the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Man, look, she's trying to.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is this? All right, what's happening? Who'd you see? Maybe he was just there last week.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, who's he?

[Bobby Kelly]

He's back again. I'll tell you who it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Soda.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's an R on the end of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Soda. I'll say it the way I want to. Don't stick up for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He doesn't like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't give a. What's going on Two weekends in a row, bro. Listen. And what is this? What is this? Little downstairs time. What is this? What is this? Downstairs?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he wanted to go play rock band.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's everybody?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who else was there? Well, Dan.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So probably is look like a party lady was there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Katie came.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

While we were at Aries, you went.

[Bobby Kelly]

To Ari's with Dan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no, no. Dan was at Aries. He was there.

[Bobby Kelly]

So he was there the night before. Friday night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Friday. This was Sunday.

[Bobby Kelly]

So Sunday. So Friday you made the plans for Sunday. Friday you made the plans for Sunday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay, why are you biting your finger like that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I'm trying to not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't want to be angry.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't get my mad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So no. So here's Friday. The group was a mishmash because it was the people who were at Ari. So it was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did Ari come?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

So it was not the people that Aries.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, Ari couldn't. They're packing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, okay. So you made a plan Friday night for Sunday. And I sent you. I sent you three things this week. Again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just sent me pictures of violence.

[Bobby Kelly]

I sent you three things, and you didn't respond to any of them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you see that?

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't respond.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got to use two hands to play Rock Band, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. What I tell you about. Constantly what I tell you about this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So, okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you had like an audience down there while you guys were playing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, people watching you. Please.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had like a. You had like a thing like. This is so Brendan Sago. Oh, my God, you guys are synchronized. You guys are. Your feet are moving in the same way. Oh, my God. Okay. They really were in a groove. I mean, this is nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no. I really didn't want you to see it because we're playing the Cure. But you know me and you hate the Cure. That's our thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Apparently. I hate the Cure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, we. You remember we walked around. We walked around and hated them.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's all making sense, dude. All right, good, man. Good. That's cool. That's cool, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is an odd. This is an odd day for Bobby's, by the way, key card to not work again. The guy downstairs had to let Bobby in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it doesn't work again. I mean, listen, bro. It's all right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's the matter? Is this podcast not taking off?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a radio show.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, not this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, sodas. Oh, yeah. We don't talk about that unless you listen. Sagalo. We needed somebody to fucking check out what we're doing on Rock Band. And then Karen Feehan.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had Karen Feehan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

People love to swim. People like to swim.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is down the basement? Why did it. Was this before swimming or. Tell me this is before swimming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry. This is a 15 under league, so this down in the basement. 50 under league.

[Bobby Kelly]

What the. Did you just call me a 50 year old? Over 50?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, over 50. If you were. If you were 50, you could come. It's 50 and first of all, you're.

[Bobby Kelly]

One year away from it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So close.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. So close.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Two. But I thought it was one the other day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I was like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I was like, am I turning 49? It's like 48. Like, oh, right.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, this is so you have people just Feehan and Sagalo just admiring your. You and Dan's connection on Guitar Hero. I mean, you guys, look at you. Do you understand there you guys are going back and forth like it's choreographed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, this is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you guys. Do you guys do moves?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We just found like a common rhythm. Together.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we know. It's called the bonfire. And he left. And he left. He. Look at me. Left you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then he comes by and he's like, let's play video games. And I'm like, okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, man, I'll make some burgers.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, and guess what? He'll leave that too. When the summer's gone, Jay. And the burgers are gone. You think he's gonna come over when the pool shut down?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe he will.

[Bobby Kelly]

I hope he doesn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He won't.

[Bobby Kelly]

I hope you invite him over for a nice fall meal. And he says I ain't gonna make it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, this hang was stupid anyway. I just want to make sure both controllers work.

[Bobby Kelly]

Buddy, I've never seen you so happy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just wanted to make sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look it. He just went up with the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at how he's playing bass.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys are so. Look at you, dude. You're in your. You're in a thing. And then you see the camera and you get sh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I don't, because I. I see Christine's filming. I know what she's filming for. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's filming for what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, for me. God damn it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

For Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard her kind of whisper she was gonna do it. And then I didn't trust. And then she did it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I tell you what, though. When I was there that night, when it was couples night, when I was invited to couples night and I was the old creepy uncle, just sitting in the back eating chips.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's why you weren't allowed in the basement.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, you play rock band.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. No, cuz you'll micro correct me on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The band up in. You were up in New Hampshire?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Sending you text messages all weekend to make you laugh would have been rude to my guests. You stink.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why? I said I don't even like this song we were playing. It was stupid. How can you play? How can you respond on text and rock on the guitar at the same time? Bobby. It's not possible. And we play little drums.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I ask you what.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I play little drums while he played guitar.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what you said we were going to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We could.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, we can't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We can.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're not gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because it's tainted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She wasn't even good at it.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. I'm gonna feel old in that basement now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Drums. What? Not on the drums. Yes, I am. It's 50 below. I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna fucking need help down the stairs?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Apparently we're more worried you're gonna need help up the stairs. Oh, that's fucked up afterwards at your advanced age. No, but look, you can honestly see. It doesn't even look like we're having that much fun. Honestly, look at our faces. What time did he focus?

[Bobby Kelly]

What time did he leave?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They had to have the zip car home.

[Bobby Kelly]

He left at 11 again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he had to know. He had to have the zip car home at 8.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, well, I hope that. But what? They came back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They extended it two and a half hours.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. Because they're having such a good time. They're having such a good time. So they set it up to like, hey, let's send it for this. So we'll just get the fuck out of there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We don't have to say first, it was exactly 8:00pm have it back. Show up. By the way, around 1 2.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, they got there pretty by one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I left my family.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And stayed all night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because of. I'm a good friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You are. For this weekend, you had to be with your family.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would have been there. I didn't know you were having Sunday barbecue day with the peeps. Sunday Funday. Yeah, Sunday Funday. I wasn't invited to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's more Sunday fun days.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, there isn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they are. But you're gonna be gone.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not. Where? What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're gone.

[Bobby Kelly]

So let's have Monday fun day. We're gonna have Tuesday fiasco day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what, studio's pretty set up, so we can do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tuesday fun day. Well, apparently, when you want.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, well, we're not. Are we doing it down there? Because there's a stink in there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It will be down there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to smell happy friendship of old past. I want to smell your outrageous chemistry with soda. I really bothers everybody how great you are together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, we were playing and everyone was standing in a circle and cheering, going like, man, these guys just click.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God, it's ridiculous.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I was like, shut the up, everybody. It makes me just. We're like barely friends anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

I gotta. I'm gonna start doing. You know what? I'm gonna start doing pot so we can make that connection. What if I start smoking weed? It just clicks in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I tell you what.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pot. A pothead Bobby would have been something to see.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now you. Now he's. You guys smoking pot all day?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All day.

[Bobby Kelly]

All day. Just all day. You're fine. Is Sagalo smoking too?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, wow. So funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. And. And. And Feehan smoking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, wow. So everybody's stumped. Having a blast. Eating. Yeah. We're not hallucination.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's fine. We're just stoned. You know, I'm not trying to.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not trying to shame you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm saying it's good friends, good conversation.

[Bobby Kelly]

The dog was stoned, too. Well, Myrtle came over. Oh. Because I didn't bring Doodles when I didn't know there's a dog day. Doodles would have loved to came over and met.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you do dessert again? No. No.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I did tell you something that just saved everything, because if you did that bento box on Sunday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was discussed.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm leaving.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was discussed, but I said, not without Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that true, Christine? Christine, it's true. He said what? Said not without Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a lie. I can't believe she lied too. Christine will lie to you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to lie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you know Christine would lie to you?

[Bobby Kelly]

So what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't know she would.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll take a lie. Oh, I want you to lie to me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it was mentioned. And by the way, that started, it celebrated you in a lot of ways. We talked about you and that you followed them on Instagram afterwards and became a fan of the. Of the dessert. You.

[Bobby Kelly]

You trash me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, look, on my life, you're singing.

[Bobby Kelly]

The sentence, and I know on my life, when you sing, you're lying. No, when you sing, no one trashed you. You sing it again. No one trashed you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No one trashed you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who would trash you, Ronnie? First of all, I know you, and you would definitely.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

All my life, you would definitely take some shots.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. I just tell the thing that I thought was funny when everyone was complaining, eating it and complaining about it. And then I looked, and you were behind me, just making an angry face.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was mad at it. I was mad at this weekend again, thinking about it. Don was like, you want to do s'? Mores? I was like, no, but yeah, it's not the same, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. No. No dessert.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you were thinking about it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get the out.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you were gonna do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he tried to drop money again. I told him to keep his money.

[Bobby Kelly]

He tried to drop money again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was gonna kick him in his ass.

[Bobby Kelly]

So disrespectful. Everybody knows that Dan dropped 50, left 50 under, like a book fridge. Yeah, it's not even like, here, take it. It's like, find it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Find it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's just weird. You know, Christine would grab me, like, oh, snacksies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Put it right in her pocket.

[Bobby Kelly]

I found these new like mini ice cream sandwiches though. That chip. Did you do it Oreo outside. And I did offer them to everyone, but it wasn't like a display. Like, did you walk out with a box? I was like, do you guys want them? You walked out with a box of ice cream sandwiches.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but the ice cream sandwich is only this big.

[Bobby Kelly]

Doesn't matter. I love mini. But everybody, Mini's my favorite. I'd rather have a min dessert than a regular sized dessert.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you could have too many desserts.

[Bobby Kelly]

You could have four. Okay, four minis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob. We must start speaking North Korean to Jacob. He's like, four desserts.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody indulged. Of course the indulge. It's an adult.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's this big. Bobby. It was nothing. It was just putting the tip in, dude. It's not even a cheat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your house is a decadent place to be. Thank you. It's a decadent place.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, although you did miss a funny. I got that really high end basketball hoop.

[Bobby Kelly]

It came in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It came. I spent three hours. No, no, don't worry, don't worry. You're over getting angry.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna fuck it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're getting angry at something. That's not to be angry about. It's broken at all. It's broken better. It can't. It's three hours building this thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

You and Dan couldn't lift it because you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dan wasn't involved in this. No, I was involved in this. And it was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Saturday was studio day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, right. Saturday was studio. Right? That's what Saturday was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Show Dan the studio.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Studio's right behind.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you. Did you sit down at the studio with you and Dan? No, no. Did he sit down at one mic and you sit down on another? There's only one chair. Did he sit down in it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You felt the chair out. What?

[Bobby Kelly]

To see the chair, you probably forced his shoulders down. No, no. Sit. And he was like. And he plopped down. He went. Yeah. We pulled the chair out for more seats for rock band audience. And you're like, Dan, do have. Just full time sakes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's happening on recording.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do a. Do an Indian guy. Jay. I will not. Whatever the voices he does. God damn it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're panicking. You're panicking. Going to.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't. I can only do Florentine. You know, Ozzy was awesome. I went over Jane's house. He had ice cream sandwiches.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Ozzy came out and it was Doc. And he stayed in the throne the whole time.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jim was Trying to get blown in the other room. I couldn't even. I. I just let him. I let him suck my dick. We were listening to Ozzy, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's gone now.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's not. He's not gone. He was gone last Saturday. He's back. I mean, this is a thing. I want you back on the road.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're coming too.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want you out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about this?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're coming to Christopher Cross. Toto. Men at work, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

When is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine's birthday week on 25th.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know no 25th. I'm in Maine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

July 25th.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm in Maine by myself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm doing the gig.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's that weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. I guess Dan's going now, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was always going.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was always going. That wasn't everybody. So I guess, buddy, that was all ages. That was all ages.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's so funny that, you know, we were promoting that 25th date for months, right? Isn't it weird? That's the day that the old, new.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that the toto.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the weekend. Is that the. Is that weekend? Did he sing it when he did it? Is that. You're doing maintenance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You said you were able to go to Toto.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You guys. I didn't say, I know your schedule. I asked you if you can go. You guys said yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

The video you have up here, the freeze frame, it looks like they just got sucking each. Caught sucking each other's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine walked down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't want you to see.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was like, it's okay. Don't worry about it. Just keep going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't want you to have to see this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. You guys love each other. You guys love each other. You do. You love each other.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just playing a stupid video game, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

You. You know, I knew it. I told you. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I tell you I wouldn't get to the show without you.

[Bobby Kelly]

What I say to you last week? I said, enough, right? When I left, I said, jay, love you, great time. Enough.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's enough.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you went, well, And I went, enough. And you went. You shook your head because you know what I was talking about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the thing, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I was talking about, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I was talking. No, no words need to be said. When I went, enough, enough. It was around 1 o' clock at night. I already say goodbye to you, Christine, and I love you enough. And you went. And you went, I got you. I got you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And just like life. Yeah, that Night. Dan left and you were still there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You were still there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Always. Just like life. Dan left. He had to go get the zip. Ah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it's enough. And I agree. Yeah, I agree. It's enough.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's enough.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The words didn't hit last time, but they hit this time. But I will say the Sunday after the Toto concert.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think there are plans for them to come by again for one last. It's almost Christine's birthday. That's Christine's birthday weekend. You're choosing to be away in Maine?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I, I, I'm coming back Sunday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, not the show. Sell out. I don't know if you remember. You have to stay there for an indefinite amount of time.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You make a commitment like that, you can't pull back.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not staying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've been telling people that you're putting more shows.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not. I am not staying set. Do not buy tips. Where's the camera? Where is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no cameras.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, sorry. There's no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the whole problem, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not staying Sunday. I'm driving home. You know what I'm doing. I'm driving home Sunday. Guess where I'm driving to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where?

[Bobby Kelly]

To your house?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Driving straight to your face. Okay, but I'm going to look over the fence first.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

From Maine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a hike.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a hike.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're going to. It's when you get there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, it's day before Christine's birthday.

[Bobby Kelly]

When's your birthday? Monday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It'll be that Monday. Oh, Sandy, look at you, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at you two. Oh, you guys look so happy together. You guys are the same height.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys both get high. You both know shitty, stupid knowledge nobody cares about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's willing to play baseball. I play guitar.

[Bobby Kelly]

You both just yammer on and interrupt each other.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These are all fair things, by the way. Oh, Dan also willing to play bass to my, to my, to my lead guitar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't mind that.

[Bobby Kelly]

You love it. You love it. You guys make such. You know what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Please say you stay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, Danny, I'm gonna call Dan right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, D. I told him if you ask him questions, just be cool. We didn't do anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to call. I can't wait to see him. I'm going to see him on the regs next week. I'm going to confront him on his.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We didn't talk about. I did tell him, though, that, that so Don't. Don't be surprised when he brings up the fact you come from, like, crazy generational wealth. Yeah, I brought that up.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got to stop spreading that rumor, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I have a book coming out. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I have a book come out, and it's called From Some Zero to Hero.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

And this is. You know what I mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's big. I've really been putting this out there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. I can't. I get. You got to pull back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ooh. I've really been letting people know about your generational wealth.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, dude, it starts off like me, just 13 Bobbingtons, 13 of us living in a bed, one three bedroom, and I can't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. It was three of you living in a 13 bedroom. Everything's a little tweaked from reality with your story.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was three of us in a 13.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it 13 of you in a three bedroom, or were there three of you in a 13 bedroom? Now that sounds a little more like Bobby Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

My father was in Vietnam.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right? And you're. And his father's father's father signed the Declaration of Independence, America.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or did my father. Was he the one who started Vietnam? Yeah. Was he the one who was like, we need to start a war?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, your father, Halliburton Kelly. I do believe they were involved in that, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't. I'm telling you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your uncle was my mother.

[Bobby Kelly]

My mother didn't know how to drive. She didn't have a car until she was, like, 35.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And your dad was a speechwriter for Nixon.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he was not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you don't want people to know that he was.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't want people. It's not that. It's not a fact. Dude, I was in jail.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your dad was a Judge on the McCarthy trials.

[Bobby Kelly]

McCarthy trials.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Saying words from the past. Your dad invented the automobile.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, look at. Did he. Did he understand the. Do you understand? Did he. You know, the rock band? Yeah, the rock band. You understand? Like the acoustic wall panel that you had because of old Bob Kelly. Did he help you with any design work?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

For the house. Huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did he give.

[Bobby Kelly]

What about the vacuum? The robot vacuum. Have you used that yet?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't plug it in yet?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. We're afraid of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're afraid of robots in our house.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're afraid of my robot?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're afraid of robots in general.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys don't like the gifts I buy you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't say that.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't use robots. No, I use the little hand chopsticks for pickles at the party.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true. That's true.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fattest thing I've ever heard. You passed out. You. You didn't let Dan use the little thing? No, I put them in for everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To use for anyone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did everybody. Did Dan use them?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you got a pickle, yes. I hope.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to ask you a question. You put. Okay. So not out on the thing for people to have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's serve yourself a pickle and don't reach in the pickle jar with Bobby's brilliant idea.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a great idea. But I got you a robot. I know it's scary, and you use the pickle thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, guys, I know we have to wrap this up. Great news, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

Intimidating.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The weekend that we are gonna be partying it up at my house, the day before Christine's birthday, you can catch Bobby. I bet Dan has at night of shows.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you give my robot to Dan and Katie? No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

What? You both sang it. You sang it. You both went. No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not at all. I love your presence. Don't shake your head. No, I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You love Dan's 50 bucks. He leaves you on the fridge like a. You know, we got you a wallet. You never use it. I use it all the time on fancy nights. I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gave Dan a bathing suit that he loved.

[Bobby Kelly]

You gave Dan a gift?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He needed a bathing suit. He came over in basketball shorts to swim, which is ass nine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, teach him a lesson. Well, you remember he had short shorts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He had short. He had short shorts.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was uncomfortable. Oh, his legs are uncomfortable for everyone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I gained those. And now he says in return, which I said, don't worry about it. I got four pairs of these.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He says, I'm getting you a pair of this kind.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Back.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And we're gonna see what he wants to see me in. Bobby. Kelly, I'm wrinkling up the paper. July 25th and 26th. He will not be at my pool. He will be in Maine. The 27th is when it's all going down at my house. Is Bobby gonna make it back in time?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think I'll drive back from Maine Saturday night? Maybe. Yeah, maybe you don't even want to be there anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, guess what? We'll be there.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's tainted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The fondue is going to be there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you getting it again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you come.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tampa Emouse, Pennsylvania, for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to Punchup Live. Robert Kelly. I'm a Comedy Zone this weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tacoma la.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you're starting to read your own thing because I'm not gonna be around, right? Is that what that is? So I can't even read your plugs anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're in a rush.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, we're not in a rush. Drive. Read it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're in a rush.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's just read it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Comedy Zone this weekend, the 11th and 12th. After that, Tacoma LA for Story Wars 3 shows. Get your tickets right now. Sacramento right after that for tickets and all tour dates. BigJComedy.com Punch up that live. BigJokerson.

[Bobby Kelly]

You better plug my company and we'll.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Catch you guys tomorrow. What a great beginning of the week, everybody. God, I am refreshed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ah, you son of a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do I get a lot of sun this week?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you and your buddy got a lot of sun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We like to tan together and talk.

[Bobby Kelly]

You really do. I love both of you. I love makes me sick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love you.

[Bobby Kelly]

But one of you will pass away this week.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When work gets crazy, I like to stop by the bar after, have a few cold ones.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't drink at all until 4 o'.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Clock.

[Bobby Kelly]

We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night. Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks a few nights a week, it can add up. And suddenly we're at greater risk for long term problems like heart disease, cancer and depression. Reason enough to rethink. To Drink [e-mail] Noha Initiative Substance use disorder and addiction is so isolating. And so, as a black woman in recovery, hope must be loud. It grows louder when you ask for help and you're vulnerable. It is the thread that lets you know that no matter what happens, you will be okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When we learn the power of hope, recovery is possible. Find out how at startwithhope. Com Brought to you by the National.

[Bobby Kelly]

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