Erotic Lunch w/Jeremiah Watkins

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly Episode: Erotic Lunch w/ Jeremiah Watkins Date: July 15, 2026

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Episode Overview

This rambunctious episode of The Bonfire features hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly joined by comedian Jeremiah Watkins. The conversation is as off-the-rails and irreverent as ever, touching on wild comedian antics, legendary punishments from podcasts past, erotic restaurant observations, and the unpredictable energy that makes this show infamous. They also dig into Jeremiah’s new comedy special, viral crowd work moments, and the behind-the-scenes of the comedy grind. Regular contributors Lou and Jacob join in, and stories spiral quickly into the hilarious and grotesque.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Comedy Intern Hijinks and Gross-Out Challenges

• Wheel of Punishments Recap: The hosts launch into vivid stories from Legion of Skanks—reminiscing about infamous Wheel of Punishments.
  • The Dick Hair Hitler Mustache: Ari Shaffir once got punked with a fake mustache made of pubic hair, which the guys recount with giddy disgust.
  • Grotesque Stunts: Recent punishments included potential snorting of “wet or dry cum” for points and a scavenger hunt.
    • "One of the interns yesterday spun the wheel of punishments and landed on dick hair Hitler mustache, and it was also, turns out, a little bit of Paco's ass hair." —Big Jay Oakerson [02:35]
    • "Would you rather snort somebody else's dried cum or your wet cum?" —Big Jay Oakerson [05:05]
    • "At that point, it's just like snot and other stuff, you know?" —Jeremiah Watkins [05:22]
• Restaurant Pube Story: The boundaries get tested about whether these stunts are even legal, with riffs about bringing pubes and bodily fluids into restaurants.

2. Intern Olympics: Drinking Urine, Piss Referees, and Audience Participation

• Scavenger Hunt Games: Describes how a cerebral palsy intern won by getting a picture in Times Square and refusing to pay street performers, dodging a painful “icy hot on the balls” punishment.
  • "Luckily, the cerebral palsy guy won the... scavenger hunt, so he didn't have to do his Wheel of Punishment." —Big Jay [05:57]
• The Piss Martini Incident:
  • The various adventures and obstacles in arranging for someone to have to drink urine, from failed attempts by a contestant’s wife, to a kindly volunteer from the audience.
  • "So his wife has to get involved in this... She goes up, tries to piss, comes back, says she can't piss." —Big Jay [07:15]
  • "A lovely lady from the audience agreed to go upstairs and take..." —Big Jay [08:04]
  • "You had a piss referee." —Bobby Kelly [07:45]
• Lie Detector Test Fodder: Jay plans to ask next week’s contestants on a polygraph if they'd rather have drunk Seraphina’s (the intern's) or their girlfriend’s piss, riffing on how this will set up relationship drama.
  • "Would he rather have drank Seraphina's piss than his girlfriend's piss? That's a great lie detector question." —Big Jay [09:18]

3. The Erotic Lunch with Dan Soder

• The Set-Up: The crew tells a story about their monthly “dad returns” lunches with Dan Soder, and how they scored an “erotic” show at Oceana, the restaurant below the studio.
  • "Dan Soder, like a dad that left for a new hot wife, comes back and takes the kids to lunch once a month..." —Big Jay [11:08]
• Witnessing a Steamy Affair:
  • The Bonfire team describes spying on a couple (a “Filipino Seraphina” and a middle-aged businessman) making out passionately at the otherwise-empty bar.
  • "They just start making out in front of the entire dead restaurant. Like full tongue." —Lou [14:04]
  • "He grabs her head..." —Lou [14:13]
• Theory Crafting: They speculate on the couple’s relationship: mistress, affair, or perhaps an “afternoon hooker.”
  • "That sounds like mistress behavior." —Big Jay [15:24]
  • "It was just a show... four perverts with our necks craned watching this go on." —Lou [15:07]
• Running Gags and Observations: The whole staff supposedly “craned their necks” to watch, and the group jokes about how they should have joined in or narrated the scene.
  • "If you guys would have started doing a circle jerk..." —Big Jay [26:08]

4. Podcasting Family Dynamics and Dan Soder’s “Exit”

• Lou and the Monthly Lunches: Jokes about Lou treating Dan Soder as “dead to him,” only meeting every couple months as the old crew drifts.
  • "DJ Lou thought... it's just he treats Dan like he died when he left." —Big Jay [24:03]
• Comedy Family Banter: Playful ribbing about the bonds and cliques among producers and comics, with Jacob depicted as their “elf on a shelf.”

5. Jeremiah Watkins' Comedy Special and Viral Heckler Story

• Promotion for "Crazy Pizza": Jeremiah discusses the conception, filming, and release of his new hour-long special, set in a staged 90s pizza parlor at the Comedy Vault in Illinois.
  • "Crazy Pizza is coming out September 10th on YouTube." —Jeremiah Watkins [28:08],[32:13]
• 'Nightmare Heckler' Documentary: Jeremiah retells a recent viral incident where a superfan heckler tried to hijack his set, got rebuffed, threw his own merch at Jeremiah, and stormed out shirtless.
  • "He claimed to be a super fan at my show. He's wearing my merch... He's like, 'You have to fucking acknowledge me.' ...And then he went nuclear." —Jeremiah [28:31–29:38]
  • "He took the shirt off... walks over the stage again, throws it at me on stage. Now he's shirtless in the audience... And he's not... I'm done being your fan." —Jeremiah [29:47]
• Comedy Club War Stories: Discussion about policing boundaries with drunk fans and doing post-mortem “damage control.”

6. Trans Comics & Comedy Scene Diversity

• Story of Joe Ellis: Kelly talks about running into a trans comic and helicopter pilot in Austin, how military policy upended her life, and her support for other comedians.
  • "She was a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. And then became trans... And then Trump switched the rule..." —Bobby Kelly/[Big Jay] [34:00–34:17]
• Comedy Club Culture: Reflections on inclusion and how people “always know” if there’s a trans person in the crowd, as well as the new scene’s diversity and resilience to heckling.

7. Eating in Bed and Hotel Room Habits (Comic Relatability)

• Fat Guy Confessions: They share shameful confessions about eating in bed, using towels as napkins, and the unique “cupholder” groove formed between chest and belly.
  • "When I was really fat, you used to eat beds. I used to get in the bed and put the towel over my stomach as a napkin." —Bobby Kelly [39:08]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On gross-out punishments:
  "Getting it is not above board." —Bobby Kelly [03:42]
  "I would rather snort dry come than wet cum." —Bobby Kelly [05:03]

• On the erotic lunch:
  "They just start making out in front of the entire dead restaurant. Like full tongue." —Lou [14:04]
  "It was just a show... four perverts with our necks craned watching this go on. Fantastic." —Lou [15:07]

• On fan boundaries:
  "He took the shirt off... Now he's shirtless in the audience, and he's like, 'I'm done being your fan.' And he left. And, like, it was. It was a mess." —Jeremiah [29:47]

• On trans comics and the new scene:
  "She was a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. And then became trans... when Trump switched the rule... so now she's got to get kicked out of the military." —Bobby/Big Jay [34:05]

• On eating in bed:
  "When I was really fat, you used to eat beds. I used to get in the bed and put the towel over my stomach as a napkin." —Bobby Kelly [39:08]

• On why they do these wild bits:
  "We just have a meeting every week to discuss Legion of Skanks... by the way, snort your own cum. That seemed above board to me." —Big Jay [03:26]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:05] - Comedy Intern punishments & legendary gross-out challenges
• [05:57] - Wheel of Punishments: urine drinking and polygraph preview
• [11:01] - The "erotic lunch" at Oceana, witnessing wild PDA
• [28:08] - Jeremiah Watkins' special and "Nightmare Heckler" deep-dive
• [34:00] - Discussing trans comics, military policy, and comedy community
• [39:08] - Fat guy hotel confessions, eating in bed
• [40:07] - Jeremiah plugs upcoming releases and Stand Up on the Spot 100th episode

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Tone & Style

• Hilariously candid, outrageously unfiltered, rapid joke and riff pace, jumping between taboo, relatable, and oddly sincere observation.
• Equal parts friendly ribbing, stand-up war story, blue-collar lunch table, and podcast family reunion.

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• This episode offers a pure dose of The Bonfire's signature chaos: wild inside stories from the stand-up scene, cringe-inducing games, spontaneous raunchy humor, and the warmth of longtime friends hacking on each other.
• Jeremiah Watkins brings promotion for his new projects, plus stories of the unpredictable joys (and dangers) of fan interaction.
• If you want comedy talk that never takes itself too seriously, swerves off-topic in all the best ways, and manages heart behind the insult—this is Bonfire at its purest.

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Recommended Listening:

• For more on Jeremiah’s “Nightmare Heckler,” check his YouTube, and don’t miss the upcoming special "Crazy Pizza" on September 10th.
• To experience further Bonfire chaos, catch Stand Up on the Spot and the next Intern Olympics Lie Detector challenge!

Transcript

[Jeremiah Watkins]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Jeremiah Watkins]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Ad Read Announcer]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I'm just glad that I came up in comedy when you just had to show up at the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Buddy, this was not a comedian who did these things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who did it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A person trying to be an intern for the legion of skanks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I'm glad I came up before that. I'm glad I didn't want to be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, there's now. Come on, dude. The Ari one is one of the. Back it up. It's one of the hardest things I've ever laughed at in my life. When he. Let's go. It's. It's. It's Louis putting a dick hair Hitler mustache on Ari Shafir. When he pulls his hand. Can you make the screen any bigger? When he pulls his hand away, it's Ari's face. Genuinely not enjoy. He does not love that there's dick hair on his face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Nobody should. Yeah, yeah. No.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Why would you be into.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know what the Ari.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ari's a person who I feel like could also possibly not give a.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

About other people's dick hair, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, it's dick hair from other people. Nobody. And he's Jewish and it's. There's so much that he shouldn't. He. He should not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it wasn't actual Nazi hair. Dick hair.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. But you don't know. Can you prove, first of all, it's a skank.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I guess not.

[Bobby Kelly]

I guarantee there's Nazi dick hair under his nose right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Please play us.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, his face, though. This is crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right.

[Lou]

It is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, he's making. Because he's disgusted. He's actually making Hitler's face, which is. Which makes it funnier. Oh, God, it's gross.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so gross.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm so glad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, anyway, one of the interns yesterday spun the wheel of punishments and landed on dick hair, Hitler mustache, and it was also, turns out, a little bit of Paco's ass hair.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God. Is it even legal?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I don't know about in a restaurant setting. That's the only thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, dude, you can't even bring your dog in there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, well, one guy. One guy.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Pubes are allowed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you can shave your pubes and stick on another person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't bring your dog. But one guy did bring his own dookie in. Was it a Tupperware? I didn't even look. I couldn't even look up.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Dude, that made me gag.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I couldn't look up.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

It was in a plastic, like, banana bag.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why are you saying that? Shocking restaurant. Like you're shocked that you. You gagged. Oh, my God. That. That was.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That was my line, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going tell you where. I would tell you where. I was shocked that again, it's these things. Like we have a meeting every week to discuss Legion of Skanks.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not that you guys have a pie chart.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have a whole meeting about what we're going to go to. And then one of the things was like, let's send them on a scavenger hunt and we just throw it to the producers. Genuinely. We said, by the way, snort your own cum. That seemed above board to me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, getting it is not above board.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Huh. Was it snort your own dried cum? I think it evolved into maybe just snort your own wet cum instead of snorting other people's dried cum.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God, yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, no one landed on it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God, Thank God style episode.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Oh, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nobody landed on it.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Jay's the only one that was like, man, I really wish that was. Somebody would have hit that one.

[Bobby Kelly]

But here's the thing is I just don't know where you go from here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just realized we don't give Jeremiah a proper instruction. I said it all before he came in, but I want to make sure we give it to him. He is the host of Trailer Tales and Stand up on the spot on YouTube. The hundredth episode of Stand up on the Spot featuring yours truly comes out this Monday in his new one hour special, Crazy Pizza, releasing on September 10th. Subscribe now, YouTube.com. jeremiah Watkins. To notify you. For what? Free. When it releases from the most magnanimous act in all of Comedy Jam history. It is the great Jeremiah Watkins. This always sucks when you're stuck reading already and you realize I'm gonna say Jeremiah Watkins before I introduce his name. Go to YouTube. Fuck, why couldn't it be YouTube.com? something else, not the obvious thing. I'm sorry. I just wanted to make sure we give a proper introduction.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're a professional broadcaster. That's why you don't.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Now, let's get back to snorting Come. Let's talk about.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would rather snort dry come than wet cum.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Would you rather snort somebody else's dried come or your wet cum?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd rather not do. Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you started this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did. Well, you started it by having a.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I just gave you my own. For sure. Not even a question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I say.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Not even a question.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your own wet cum.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah. At that point, it's like. It's just like snot and other stuff, you know?

[Bobby Kelly]

You mean your children.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

It's penis, not. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Lou]

The good one.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, yeah. The ones that didn't make it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Elon Musk, the one that would have took you out of this whole podcasting sham.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just one little wiener sneeze.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I would do my own wet. Before another person's dry, of course.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Of course.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know why? Because their dry becomes wet. Once it hits your nose, then.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then it just becomes someone's gum in your mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, luckily, the cerebral palsy guy won the. The scavenger hunt, so he didn't have to do his Wheel of Punishment. That would have been Icy hot on the balls, which is vicious.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is. How do you win? What do you have to do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He went to. He did the highest point thing on this, the scavenger hunt, which was a little lopsided, too. It was like 1500 points if you

[Jeremiah Watkins]

did this one thing. And he did. He went to Times Square and he got a picture with, like, a street performer, and then he refused to pay them after he got his picture.

[Lou]

Really?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He has cerebral palsy, so I'm not gonna run him down.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, well, they could.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They could have easily said no. And so he won on that. And then we sent the guy who had the least points home. And then the two in the middle had to do their Wheel of Punishments punishments. The other guy had to drink piss.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Drink urine. What? Did you not hear?

[Bobby Kelly]

Whose urine?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, that was a real point of contention. It was gonna Be anybody's piss.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then it was gonna be one of our pisses. Then we dialed it back to being like, all right, let's be okay about this. It could be his wife's piss in a martini glass with olives.

[Bobby Kelly]

So his wife has to get involved in this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's there, she goes up, tries to piss, comes back, says she can't piss.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Just stage fright. Well, there's too much pressure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, she has to piss in front of everybody?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

No, no, no, no. In the bathroom.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, good. Oh my God. Thanks. That's a good. At least you guys have some morals.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no, you guys aren't shit. This isn't a pornography show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So, yeah, Seraphina, one of our interns, runs up and you know, to make sure it's per. Pissing and not just putting water in there.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had a piss. You had a piss referee.

[Ad Read Announcer]

Mm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Spotter.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, spotter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She went upstairs, came down with no piss, and then went back up by herself and came down with a little bit of piss and swore it was true. A few people smelled it, didn't seem to think it was pissed.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

It looked too clear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't smell it. That would have made me gag on placebo effect for sure. So then a lovely lady from the audience agreed to go upstairs and take.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sure she was lovely.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was lovely. She was nice. Nice lady.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Nice lady.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you had a chat with her?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, I talked with her real briefly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I'm gonna say.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, in that case, I apologize. Yeah, she was a lovely lady.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Very nice. Yeah, yeah, she was there with her husband.

[Ad Read Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, she was. Of 20 years. Yeah, I got to know her a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, listen, I thought it was just some skank.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No way.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

There you lovely, really lovely person. Oh, yeah, she was.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Great personality, vivacious energy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, really?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Vivacious?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was turned up. Yeah, she. No, she was great. So we drank the piss. Now what I. What did come out of yesterday that I'm really excited for? Maybe we won't do this. Maybe it is too mean. Bobby, what do you think in the situation? Jeremiah, you'll remember last night when everyone was trying to. Whose piss is this going to be? We need piss. And he was. I think he suggested a few times. Seraphina, the guy. I don't want to just ball blame it on him. I think it was said by a few things out there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that the blonde girl?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course. I'm running interference because she's my comedy daughter. So she's the Same age as Isabella. So, like, I'm, like, running interference on that. But what. What? It came from that question that I really love. How many times the guy seemed into that and was okay with that. Next week is the lie detector test, and I'm going to ask him, would he rather have drank Seraphina's piss than his girlfriend's piss? That's a great.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That's a great lie detector question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not a breakup. It's not a breakup question. But it's a fight.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

It's a huge fight in the car or on the train or wherever after

[Big Jay Oakerson]

the show, but it's not a breakup. It's not a breakup. Also because at the end of the day, you're gonna have to give throw the idea out there that, like to lie detector test. They don't even let him in court for a reason. But this one's pretty good. Yeah, this one's pretty good. But imagine the eruption if he goes, no, I'd always rather drink my beautiful bride's piss. Thanks, Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he's in trouble either way. Oh, yeah, I was.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I mean, Jacob, God, easy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's 23.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob would eat her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, want to take a lie detector test? Would you eat her shit?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Seraphina's gorgeous.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob would definitely eat her shit. Wouldn't you, Jacob?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You've never seen Seraphina before?

[Lou]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's because you don't hang out with your friends at all or do anything ever.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you know what? That makes sense. You have to hang out with her. She's never come to your house or your laundromat. Oh, all right. You know what? Now that I think about it, it does make sense. You've never seen her before. It's pretty great. Did you. I saw here it says you guys had an erotic lunch with soda.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why? Was it a rot for real?

[Lou]

It was an erotic lunch. Well, we went down to Oceana, which is right downstairs.

[Bobby Kelly]

We know where it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure. Jeremiah, to give you a little insight onto this, the fellas here, Dan Soder, like a dad that left for a new hot wife, comes back and takes the kids to lunch once a month to an old fucking shitty franchise place it used to be till that place closed down from no one liking it. Just shut down ultimately. And now they've moved over to Oceana, which is right downstairs from here. They do it before work. He takes them to a lunch, so it's cheap. These are all facts, okay?

[Bobby Kelly]

Del Frisco's sister restaurant and Del Frisco's is high end. Me and Jay took them to Del Frisco's, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dan took him to Del Frisco's. And they walked in and then he looked and he goes towards the go. We're switching over from lunch to dinner. And he went, hell no. And then they went over to Oceana. So Dan's got a cap spend limit on his children here.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

There's some great carts outside. Do you guys want to hit those carts real quick?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes, I'll tell you what, call me crazy, but I am really hankering for a hot dog right now.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Something in the air right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Should we just do dogs this week?

[Bobby Kelly]

So it's like nuts, like the nuts with the coating on it.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

But two. Two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Two meals ago. Two meals ago.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Very nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is nice. Two meals ago they were supposed to go here and everybody showed up except Dan, who was like, oh, I'm landing on a plane. I completely forgot about this complete. And they were all standing out there,

[Jeremiah Watkins]

just the dad that keeps stringing you along.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, they were already wearing lobster bibs. They were so excited. They were just ready for the party. They were packed for the weekend. Dad, can we stay all weekend? Sorry, kid,

[Bobby Kelly]

got held up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stacy says it's kind of weird if you guys are over, especially when she's not ovulating. I can really go to plow town on her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Poor waiter only got 10 tip that day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christ. So how. Why was there lunch?

[Lou]

Erotic, we have to say. So we go at 3 o' clock right before we come here. So it's lunch hours over. The restaurants are always empty. It's just basically us. So we walk in, we get a high table, and there's nobody else in the restaurant except there's a 20 foot beautiful stone bar, marble bar. And in dead center is a couple a gorgeous. What do you say? Filipino?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, it's pronounced Serafina girl and some

[Lou]

Seraphina and some business schlub. And we're watching it and we're just debating what their whole relationship is. And there's no way they were a. A couple. I mean, they were just had a fling going and they just start making out in front of the entire dead restaurant. Like full tongue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, full tongue.

[Lou]

I'm talking. And the guy grabs her head and is like,

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Dude, he went for that act out.

[Lou]

I'm telling you, the bar is empty.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Good grief.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His tongue was out.

[Lou]

Alex.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you, honest with you, you transformed in that you became the character.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was awesome.

[Lou]

Thank you. I put everything into It. When I. When I act, I act. I'm on

[Bobby Kelly]

J. Can I see it one more time? Just one more time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't know it was going to be that last.

[Lou]

Am I but Louis Lou. Am I black?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lou was doing it also behind you.

[Lou]

It was insane. Cuz the guy, I mean, he ch. He's putting her hand on her leg. There's nobody in the bar but us. And the whole staff is having their lunch. And the bartender is having to clean glasses and pretend that this is not happening right in front

[Big Jay Oakerson]

two customers.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

He starts going deeper and deeper in the glasses as he's watching.

[Lou]

I was going. He was took over as the bartender going, oh yeah, it was great. So we were just watching. I mean, four perverts just with our necks craned watching this go on. Fantastic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That sounds like mistress behavior.

[Lou]

They. I think that. I think we determined he was married. But I mean, it's broad daylight. He doesn't give a fuck. He left early.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dead Oceania with you and with Dan Soder, his forgotten step kids.

[Lou]

He left early after their suck sucking face make out session. He went. She went to the. To the bathroom to give some time. Dan watched him go to one building and she went in another direction.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. So mistress, mistress behavior.

[Lou]

But it was great and the food was great. So beers, bros and hot action at the bar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who had beers?

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob?

[Lou]

I had one.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had a beer?

[Lou]

You don't know. You don't know me. When we have our lunch.

[Bobby Kelly]

When you're with Dan.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Different persons are different.

[Lou]

Yeah, yeah. I cut loose. No, to be honest, they gave a free World cup mug. So we. We wanted a mug. Yeah, we wanted the World Cup.

[Bobby Kelly]

And every time you get hot, you need a beer to cool yourself down.

[Lou]

I really didn't drink too much of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, because your estrogen pills.

[Lou]

No, I mean the calories. But I wanted a cup.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I think when your tongue was out, that's the most excited I've ever seen you in all the years of me coming in on the bonf. That tongue was when he hold the.

[Bobby Kelly]

He held the back of the hell. He didn't grab it. He held it like he would have to Pirella's hand after.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was gonna be like, he's gonna pork her, Russ.

[Lou]

That's exactly what it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's not gonna pork her.

[Lou]

Nobody else in the restaurant. It's a gigantic restaurant too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You guys up? Their rendezvous. You guys are up. They were like, we have the whole place to ourselves. Well, they're going for it anyway. They go, well, that doesn't matter. They were gonna drive you out. Yeah, they were like, well, they'll have to leave or deal with it. Yeah, but you guys all dealt with it. I would have narrated it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dan narrated it.

[Lou]

Oh, sorry, I cut that off me.

[Bobby Kelly]

What was it? How'd it go?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How did it go? What was that song again? You just did.

[Lou]

But she was smoking hot. Yeah, smoking.

[Bobby Kelly]

How was he? He was like a business.

[Lou]

He was a business.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's like hair slick backed, bald, middle aged, beard. Yeah, he looked like a.

[Lou]

She was younger than him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, Mistress.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was just been like an afternoon hooker.

[Lou]

No, no, she looked like she was work. Work.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That would be hot to do an afternoon hooker. Making out at a seafood restaurant ways.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're like, I got everything I need

[Big Jay Oakerson]

at a love at a lovely high end seafood restaurant in Times Square.

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[Bobby Kelly]

Why just go to her apartment? You're spending the money.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

No, I like tilapia.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like a bottom dweller fish and the finger. A lady in front of four weirdos.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Branzino really gets me going.

[Lou]

What a great time. We had the show on the whole time it was. I mean, how can you. You can't plan these things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Dan can't either because he missed the last one, so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he can't even plan when he's gonna plan and be with you. When's your next dinner? You got on the books already. Make sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Lou]

I just everyone every.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I think we might have.

[Lou]

Every couple of months I say hey you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We might be.

[Bobby Kelly]

Remember me?

[Lou]

You guys want to get together?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I thought it was once a month.

[Lou]

No, usually two or three months actually.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Getting a little bit longer in between now. Is it getting a little longer between now? Seems yeah, it gets longer and longer. DJ Lou will be on. DJ Lou thought. It's just he treats Dan like he died when he left. I appreciate that. That's how I do a sports teams. Dude. Dan Soder's dead. He's like, he's like, rest in peace Dan Soder.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

He's like, whatever happened to that guy?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he just wrote him off completely. Which I appreciate. I appreciate that Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You only go. You only. That really hurt Bobby the way you said that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it really did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That must have really hurt Bobby so much. I'm pretty sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

He turned mic off when he said it. I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It hurts too much to remember the good times.

[Lou]

What the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a crazy thing to say.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have good times now. You.

[Lou]

No, I just.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dan's a closed chapter.

[Lou]

It's.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, apparently it's not closed every four months is it? Opens up, but you don't let. Let him back into your heart as much. Why don't you just end it? Why don't you just say, hey, dude, forget it. Forget this dumb little lunch you suck us up to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think everybody, this whole entire crew, Christine included, is waiting for Dan to come back and get them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where's he gonna take you? His couch?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. There's not enough room in that room. I've been in there before. It's just the couch and him and one producer. You guys, there's no room for you. Yeah, you can't get your whole board in there. Lou, you're gonna be useless over there. Get your head back in the game. Jacob. You could fit wherever. You'll be like an elf on a shelf.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob does make sense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob on a shelf. That's our producer, Jacob on a shelf. And you see him like between two books.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every day is in a different spot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good night. Moon and Jacob sitting next to each other.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob would love to live at Dan's house.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Jacob, don't lie. Have you gone back to Oceana around 3pm another time. Just hoping to see that couple again.

[Lou]

No, I. I'll walk. I walk. I look in every time, hoping I'm gonna see them.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. What exactly do you put your face against glass and put your. Your hands around your eyes?

[Lou]

Check the bar now. I always check to see those two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you ever breathe on it and then write Hot box in your own breath?

[Lou]

It was nuts because everyone, I mean, the entire staff is just getting prep.

[Bobby Kelly]

The next time you see them, you should go up to them and go. I won't tell if you let me get in on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, maybe if you guys would have started doing a circle jerk, you could have been another reason why they can't just have their break before the dinner rush.

[Lou]

You couldn't help but crane your neck and watch them. It was just a show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you whack off to it later?

[Lou]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you think about it to get horny, though, and then whacked off?

[Lou]

No, I didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just whacked off to other gay stuff.

[Lou]

Never gay stuff. Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Never?

[Lou]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Never.

[Lou]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you ever come with the same time as the guy in porn?

[Lou]

You know, I don't Watch his.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That's called an accident, okay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not to me, dude. That's called sinking our cycles. That's what I say. I go. If I come with the guy at the same time on the. On the porno, I go, must be a full moon. Must be high tide.

[Bobby Kelly]

I only come when the guy comes.

[Lou]

I mean, the. It was like a hot business dress too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did I come out? Did I say that? I'm sorry, Jeremiah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sometimes I come when the guy comes because I'm coming to the girl getting covered and come.

[Lou]

Well, I never even considered that. Why wouldn't. I mean, that's the big climax, right? So of course that's when you would come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. But Jeremiah thinks you're weird if you do that.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I'm not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

You know, not necessarily. I mean, it makes sense.

[Lou]

When should you come? At the start.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Exactly. Oh, when Bobby has to. Bobby comes to the crux of the story. I remember. He goes. He goes, it looks like she is gonna buy a vacuum from that traveling salesman after all. I mean, she needs a vacuum. Clearly. That carpet looks filth.

[Bobby Kelly]

I need. I only come in the third or fourth act when. When. When it gets. When it seems like it's getting good again and then it gets bad. But that's the part where I come like, oh, they almost made it. But no more tragedy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I wanted to. We talked about it briefly on last night. I know you have the new special coming out. Crazy Pizza is September.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That's coming out September 10th. Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

YouTube release.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

YouTube release. Make it free for everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jeremiah just released a multiple part thing about a. Called what the craziest heckler ever does have a title.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Title, technically the Nightmare Heckler.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Nightmare Heckler. And I saw a few minutes of it, but it's like. Hell, it's 45 minutes. Yeah, 45. Broken up into a few parts.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you explain to Bobby like what it's. It's.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

So basically I had somebody who was way too drunk that was. He claimed to be a super fan at my show. He's wearing my merch. But at the very. I'm on stage for literally under two minutes and he's walking towards the stage. And you know how that is. Like, you don't know what people are gonna do. Like when they're walking towards the stage, you're like, hey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I don't know if you noticed. What they could do is grab you by the ankle and yank you off of a stage.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I know you're supposed to be immediately stopped.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

It's rarely good intentions Are a stance. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get them away from the. You gotta cut that. That club wasn't a field. It was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was. It was an airplane hangar. Yeah, my fault.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

So this dude, he. He was wearing my merch. And then I. We were going back and forth, and I was kind of joke. Joking about it, trying to, you know, calm down the situation, and we start talking a little bit, and then he's like, you have to fucking acknowledge me, all this stuff. And I'm just like, all right, I could kick you out. We could do that, too. And then he went. He went nuclear.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because you didn't acknowledge him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because he said he didn't have to.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Because I'm like, I don't have to. Like, I'm like, this show is for everybody here. This isn't like a. You know, like, I'm like, we can talk after the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Like, we can. We can do this, you know? And it just. It spiraled. So he went nuclear. He took the shirt off that he had bought for me at another show, walks over the stage again, throws it at me on stage. Now he's shirtless in the audience, and. And he's not. He's like. He's like, I'm done being your fan. And he. He left. And, like, it was. It was a mess.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

And so I was, like, doing damage control. And then the other parts of the audience, they think it's okay to start yelling out stuff because they're like, oh, this is what the show is, is Heckle Jeremy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't realize it was a comedy riot.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, dude, it's. So I. I did this documentary thing where I interview myself and other characters of mine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I just say something? He's really mad at you.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

He's very mad.

[Bobby Kelly]

He took that shirt off and his body is what I was saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was like, his body? This guy doesn't love walking around with his shirt off.

[Bobby Kelly]

This guy was violently angry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, the guy's an absolute piece of.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did a. You did a David Vox melon on this, have you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Has the guy reached out ever since?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

No, I haven't talked to him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's done with you?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, no, he's. I think he's pretty done. I think he's pretty done. It sucks.

[Bobby Kelly]

If he.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

If he shows up, I think he's pretty done.

[Bobby Kelly]

If he shows up at all our

[Big Jay Oakerson]

shows, he's always wearing merch, and he always throws it at you.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's see if you can get this guy. Oh, he's wearing my merch. I'm Expecting him to throw it at me. Hey, dickhead, stop walking around.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Fuck you. But I hear I at least got him to take his shirt back. So I did. It wasn't just like leftover of somebody else's merch on the stage. I'm like, dude, put your shirt back on. Like, chill. Hang out. Like, I'm just joking around, dude. Like, I mean, I gave it to somebody momentarily and they're like, thanks, the shirt is $75. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. And I'm like, no, I can't do that. I can't give it to some random white guy. As a Mexican guy, he's like, to give me my merch pack and just, you know, it's just bad. Look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Holy shit. Where'd you shoot crazy pizza at?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That was in Batavia, Illinois, outside at the Comedy Vault. And they let us, the staff there is amazing Liz Velitis. And she's great. She's so cool and she was so welcoming and she let us do some amazing set design. Like we brought in a stage, we like transformed the club with some set design and we turned it into a. A 90s pizza parlor on stage. I'm stoked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's very exciting. And what day is September?

[Jeremiah Watkins]

September 10th.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

September 10th.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Right before 9. 11. So easy to remember.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, never forget, in fact.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, a lot of people have. The mayor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The mayor. Should we. Should we check on Voss? You showed me something outside is concerning. I've stopped being concerned about Rich Voss. Rich Voss is. He's giving up comedy for Israel. Whatever the reason is, he's super stoked on Israel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. But now he's doing like sobriety, which I. Of course it's fine, but it is Alcoholics Anonymous.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's coming to Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's doing some stuff, God bless him. He's. I think he's trying to find his social media personality.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's the thing. It's like, dude, you can't. You can't be. You're 70. You're not going to become an influenza on your own at 70.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Take it one day at a time for 63 years.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm really. I really would love to call Deroser and trash him. I just went out to Austin for five days.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Didn't call me one time.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Why not?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you're not trans. Yeah, yeah, Bobby, I did. You gotta hear from me first.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did run into.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's turned his lives over to Tranny Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tranny Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe's turned his life over to Tranny Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

Still has awesome guy abs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hell yeah, dude. Without a doubt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Monster Hoggins. Sick tits.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did run into a trans sexual comic that, you know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe. L. Joe Ellis?

[Bobby Kelly]

I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She's very.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have a bit on stage I'm doing about stories about what the story

[Bobby Kelly]

she told me she was in. She was a Blackhawk helicopter pilot.

[Lou]

Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then became trans. And.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Which was. But I said when she did it, it was okay. Like she was still allowed to be a Blackhawk helicopter. And then Trump switched the rule that don't ask, don't tell was flipped. So now she's got get kicked out of the military.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No pension or anything. It's crazy.

[Ad Read Announcer]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. There's no. You can't get grand mothered in.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's grand. Them and.

[Ad Read Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Joel's. Yeah, she's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she's cool. Very cool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was in the front row with a guy and I really wanted to. With her or talk to her, but I was so. I didn't want to. I didn't know. And Jay said, I didn't know if the guy knew. You know what I mean? I don't want to be like, hey. I'd be like, what? Like, oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But then that guy knew.

[Bobby Kelly]

That guy knew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In hindsight, they always know. Unless we're in Thailand or something. You're gonna have an inkling.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She was a foot and a half tall. Them sitting down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's actually been a. She's been a big. I think she's been a big help for Tony, too, with the kind of hatred that he gets and stuff coming at him. Like, she really comes out and says, like, he's been great.

[Lou]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's why I found her. I found. I found her defending Tony and the. The actual show itself. Talking about how diverse it really is in a person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's cool. Like a legit fan of comedy ad. As a comics doing comedy also. But like a legit fan of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. But she was a Blackhawk helicopter pilot.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

That's wild.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's crazy. Now she has great cans.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't see him, but I saw the cleavage. Unless she's mushing that chest together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Would you sucker? Would you sucker, mussy?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I would not suck our muzzy. I don't think so. I'd have to start off a little smaller than that. I'd have to start. Well, if you scroll. I was scrolling. I was. I talked to her after the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

She's really cool. But if you scroll through a page. If you scroll through the Instagram page, she has very beautiful photos of her. But then she has one where she's. Where she's the helicopter pilot and now her.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Now, are you talking about her dick swinging between her legs? The helicopter?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. She got into some light puppetry of the penis when she got back from Fallujah on Instagram. So it's like her.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was. She was definitely. She was definitely a dude. I mean, the uniform page, you're like, holy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then scroll. She's all the way down.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, keep scrolling. It's on Instagram.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

How deep of a dive have you?

[Bobby Kelly]

I dive deep, dude. I always dive deep. Here we go. All the way back. If you ever see a trans girl on Instagram, you gotta scroll down to where it happened. You gotta see the transition. Why. Why bother?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She stayed partying with Jason Ellis.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was interesting. Yeah, Keep going. Oh, there it is. There you passed it. Scroll up. Right there.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, wow is right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I tried to that guy before the surgery. I. As you find out, he goes, I was a gay guy who was really into that guy. Oh, now it's a chick.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that is definitely a trans.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joel's is great, though. Unoffendable, super sweet. Like, gets comedy doing comedy now. She's awesome.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Apparently she was yelling stuff out during my show. She wanted me to with her, and I just didn't want to. I didn't want to things up or offend her. I was talking about some dude. I go, I could bet you got a big dick. And she was yelling at, mine's bigger, but I didn't hear it. I wish I did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You probably could have seen it and sucked it, but you brought your family like an idiot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I ruined the whole thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, you could have been. Dude, you could have been the 75th comic to blow a trans in the comedy condo of comedy mothership on the

[Bobby Kelly]

250th anniversary of this country.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

75th.

[Bobby Kelly]

How great would that be on 4th of July to blow an exit? Army person. I'm just sucking it, doing it. With fireworks going on.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Jacob's getting excited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe Rogan fires his app. He fires his arrow off target because you go. He goes, another comic got blown by a trans in the cut. What's that? What's happening up in that condo I'm paying for? Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I would be afraid to do anything in that condo because I really believe this camera's up there or something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Something I don't know if there's cameras up there, but I know when you get in there, there's a sign almost right away, it goes, don't eat or drink in the bedrooms. I'm like, can I just have a hotel? It's like the whole thing, right? I don't want to sit at the dining room table. It's one of the rules.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I always eat in my hotel bed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's all I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, because hotel bed doesn't have a living room and a dining room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but you don't want to sit in a dining room by yourself at a. It's weird.

[Lou]

Anyway.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

No, it feels better to eat in a bed.

[Bobby Kelly]

I never eat in a bed.

[Lou]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tummy time, dude. So it digest strains, I think when I eat. And every swallow hurts because it's going the wrong direction. It's not going down, it's going across.

[Bobby Kelly]

I should say. I never eat in a bed anymore. When I was really fat, you used to eat beds. I used to get in the bed and put the towel over my stomach as a napkin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's bad. That's pretty bad. I've never used. I've never accepted a full. You know what? Definitely not. I've never accepted like a lay down, like, you know, like food on my chest thing, but I've definitely accepted by accident, realizing it, whether it be a movie theater or anything that I've done this at, like a. Like a game or something where it's like the. Between your tit and where your stomach starts is just your little table thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got like a little dent, like a little cup holder for my big Gulp.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I usually when I was real fat, I had a towel that had food stains on it and one that had jizz stains on it and then one to clean and dry off.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Oh, wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In between your coming and eating. Hey, I watched all three. Which one you think is which. You can still tell.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Next up on the Intern Olympics and

[Big Jay Oakerson]

next week on Internal Olympics. Oh, those. Those live textures are gonna be a lot of fun. Jeremiah Watkins new special, Crazy Pizza. It's coming out September 10th, right there on YouTube. Subscribe right now at YouTube.com Jeremiah Watkins to notify you for free when it releases. Jeremiah's absolutely hilarious. Make sure you check out all of his as in trailer tales and Stand up on the Spot. The hundredth episode of Stand up on the Spot is coming out on Monday. I'm on that. Oh, yeah, I'm on that one.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

I'm trying to get Bobby to do the one at Skank Fest.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm in here.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah, dude, I'm in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hell yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wrap it in.

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I'm in.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now Christina's not to work tonight.

[Lou]

I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a work at Skank Fest either. Somebody else got a puppet you know I hate. I don't do extra shows.

[Jeremiah Watkins]

Oh, I know. I. I know. I've been working on you for years.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've paid my dues. I'm an old man at Skank Fest. I get to sit and smoke cigars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's true. Bobby Kelly's gonna be in Portsmouth, New Hampshire July 25th. After that, Saratoga Springs, Brooklyn, New York and so much more. On deck. Go to punch up that live Robert Kelly. Just go to bigjcomedy.com for all my dates. I got a bunch of stuff coming up. We will catch you guys tomorrow for our last live show of the week. Jeremiah, thank you so much for being here. And until next time, thanks so much

[Jeremiah Watkins]

for having me, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Crackle, crackle.

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